November 7, 2024 • 59 mins
In honor of the NFL game in Germany this weekend, we're getting on some NFL dudes with German ties. We're talking Michael Strahan's single season sack record and his insanely successful broadcasting career. We break down Amon-Ra St. Brown's route running and his roll in the Lions' resurgence. We talk about Sebastian Vollmer's legendary weight room performances and how he's growing the game in Germany. We wrap it up by learning some German.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tall sky ever beat in space six, So if I
go to space, I'll be the tallest guy. Joys, are
you gonna go to space?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm always spacing out.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Dudes on Dudes. I'm Julian Edelman.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm Rob Grenkousel and this is the show where your
favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
In on Tedday's episode, which is a very special episode
in honor of the game taking place in Germany, We're
talking about some dudes with some German ties. Michael straighthand
he has no fear in anything he does. Zero and
zebostin Voda.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
He was so large and so strong, he could have
probably just lifted up his own house, like you know
Patrick and SpongeBob. How he just lifts up the rock
and I went under it and then she would have
been fine. And I'm on rass Saint Brown's massive role
in the Lions resurgence, Quarterbacks love players, I can get.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
The Yap yack Daddy's and us dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We wrap up the show by learning to speak German.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it Deutsche Line. It's a learning podcast. Let's Go.
Dudes on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio. The game
is the Panthers versus the Giants coming from Munich. So
I thought, Rob thought we should put out our Leeda
houstins and talk about some German themed NFL things.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, it's just crazy that there's another game overseas and
in another country besides London the UK Mite, and now
this game's in Germany. In the first game ever to
be on Germany.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like two three years ago,
the year after I retired, and the quarterbacks stayed because
he's an.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Idiot and stayed without his tight end, and then went
over to Germany and Deutsch liin dejan dojen. Well, yes, yes,
and now there's another game in Germany. I think it's
so great for the NFL. It's expanding into Europe, it's
expanding over the whole world.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The game is finally being seen by everyone. Pretzel, yes,
Mike Pretzel with Musta.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like bo Rat German. I think some Polydesian in there.
I like the accent, right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, I can't even speak English properly. Do you think
I can freak and speak German? Actually? Yes? Probably?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What do you think about having games in Germany?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I like it a lot Man, I mean it's huge
for the NFL. I mean, the NFL has kind of
max capacity itself in the US. I mean everyone watches
football in the US. Everyone knows about the game of
football in the US. It's about how to expand the
game and how to continue the growth of the game
of football. And the NFL has done a great job
with that by bringing the games over to Europe, like
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in London and now in Germany. So I think it's
a great thing for players, it's a great thing for
the NFL as a league.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I think it's awesome. I remember we went to London,
like it was exciting to go and play in another country.
And with all the analytics, you can see where our
international fans come from. And it's been pretty crazy how
big the population of fans has grown. In Germany. It's
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like our second or third biggest country outside of the
States that watch it, along with Mexico and Brazil. So
I mean anytime we're growing our sport bigger, I think
it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is awesome. I mean they got obviously football there
the other football, and now they got Football Americano, so
was cool. If you know you're from Europe, is that
you're getting another aspect of sports to watch. You're getting
another football, Yes, you're getting another football. How can you
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not be excited?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You keep I keep on thinking, you say, fupa woopa woopball.
Have you ever been to Germany?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I never been to Germany, but I was around Germany
kind of. I was in Poland this year.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You went to the homeland where you're from.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, that is where I'm from. That was really cool.
It's kind of a slow, you know, type of feel
in that country. Very beautiful, the lamb beautiful, the roads
super clean, the cities super clean. But we're kind of
near Germany, but just never made it to Germany.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The Gemans are very close with the Polish.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, we have no problems with them. We really like them.
We just we we find a natal treatment of being
peace and friendly.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's why we're being so peaceful and friendly by giving
them the giants and panthers. Yes, that's peace and friendly.
That's why we're gonna give them the giants and panthers
going to Munich.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, that is why. I mean, they're panthers and giants,
no threat to anyone, so no threat to any other team.
So here you go. We want to keep it peaceful
overseas man. Hey, hey, Jules, I can tell you this.
We're talking panthers, giants, the Games, and Munich this year.
I am not doing this episode without drinking a German
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beer throughout the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You need a helf and Weisson. Please fill me up, brother,
fill me up, helf in weissn.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean that poor is gonna be a little foamy,
but it is.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The Germans are very smart.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
German size, garank size. Is this the first cup that
looks normal in my hand? Jewels?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It really does. It looks like a regular mug in
my hand?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh, Octoberfest.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What do they say in Germany? Throst thrust ha ha.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
M. How do you say delicious in German?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I sink spectacular spect Yeah, puppy ah, that's what it
reminds me of. It was German Fest. You know the
biggest buff guy at beer Fest. That Rob is is
a big Oh yeah, Mommy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Never seen it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Too busy drinking beer to watch it anyways.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Is he good?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It is good. My goal is to drink two beers
throughout this whole episode, so watch out. It might be
blacked out if I get blacked out. The shirt may
be off. And if the shirt's off, there'll be a
lot more dudes in the room. This is dudes on dudes.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
There'd be one big dude without a shirt on. Let's
get on Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Straighthand all right, ladies and gentle man, let's do it
Michael straight hand. Let's see what the synopsis is about Michael.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Michael straighthan German episode? Why?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Why? Why is Michael Strahan on the Germany episode? Why? Why?
Say about it?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, let's start the clock.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's see. Let's see how smart AI is? Why he
is on this episode? I don't think AI would even that.
I don't know, all right. Michael Strahan was a dominant
defensive end for the New York Giants, known for his
impressive career stats including one hundred and forty one zero
point five sacks, seven Pro Bowl selections. Holy moly, one
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hundred and forty one and a half sacks. Oh wow.
Born in Houston, Texas, he spent a significant part of
his childhood in Germany due to his father's military service.
That explains it right there. HEYI is smart, Hey, I
does have the answers A smart After retiring from football,
(07:43):
stray Han transists as after retiring from football, straight hand
transition to a successful media career, becoming a co host
on Good Morning America and an analyst on Fox NFL Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I mean he replaced Regis.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Off the field, he's known for us charismatic personality and
dedication to his family.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, he is full of shit. Why would you say
that he didn't mention one thing about his gap. Oh yeah,
you're right, his teeth. It's like he's like known world.
He's literally that gap has literally been in space. Man.
Michael's straight hand so cool. I mean he really has
been a freaking inspiration for athletes post career, post like
(08:31):
football career.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, hold on, I'm gonna stop you right there. He's
been an inspiration since the beginning of time. Man, with
what he's been through growing up all the way through
his college days, then getting to the NFL and fighting
all odds, and then having that post career inspiration.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What is is that he's an army brat they call
it right when he's His dad was in the Army,
he lived in Germany. His I guess his uncle played
in the NFL Art Street and I think he lived
with uncle Pop shipped him from Germany. Then he went
to Texas. Southern Southern. Don't play any high school.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He played fresh.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean it's it's literally the story of fresh Prince.
Listen to this except Philadelphia. In Germany years.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
High school, he went to two people. What do you
mean there's two people in his high school in his class?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
How do you have two people in Germany? Did you
go to high school in Germany?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, he went to the high school in Texas somewhere.
I just know. The continued joke week in and week
out with Jay Glazer and Michael Strahan is that Michael
finished and top of his class because there's only two people.
Even I could finish on top of my class when
there's just two people.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's what you call a victorian. If we were in
a class of two, who would finish first?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Depends what subject we're talking about. Math, Oh, I'm number
one there reading number one. I can read. I just
can't project that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Cooking class.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, I'm a cooker, I'm a cooker. I used to
sing growing up, I'm a cooker, I'm a hooker, And
I had no clue what I was really saying. And
my brothers would be laughing at me. But I was
like eight years old. I remember I'm cooking, I'm hooking,
and they would.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
All know, what what were you cooking at eight years old?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eggs, eggs, just breakfast sandwiches, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Very easy, you think Michael Straighthand would eat your eggs.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He would eat my eggs, yes he would. And then
he would eat me on the field because he was
all big.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He was an absolute monster. When you put on his film,
you forget how big he is because he's leaned out
so much now and like he he was like freakishly big.
I mean he had twenty two and a half sacks
in the season.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's a sack record holder.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah yeah, far Brea fell down. But I mean, regardless,
that's what quarterbacks do all the time, now, you know
what I mean. So everyone gives him crap on it.
I mean, he was gonna get the tackle regardless. His power,
his speed to power move was insane. He was just
so strong and long and you could tell he worked
his dick off to end the career the way he
(11:11):
did beat the Patriots undefeated season in the Super Bowl
New York Boston, then jump over and instantly sit on
like Regis and Kelly. I mean, the guy has lived
just a storybook, storybook type life and he's overcome shit too.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, so he has overcome stuff. I mean, obviously not
really playing football in high school. I don't know where
he played at. And then I think some other high
school around there just took him in like, oh, you're
in our district. It's like a story like that. I'm
not exactly one hundred percent sure. And then he went
whatever college he went to Texas Center. I don't even
think he like really enrolled. It was like, hey, come
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play football here, and he just showed up and he
was on the team. Like that's kind of his story,
like for real. And then why he was drafted second
round I think by the New York Giants. Yeah we'll
pick overall. Yeah, he was the fortieth overall pick, second round,
nineteen ninety three. That's mind blowing right there. Nineteen ninety three,
that was the year he was drafted. Let me tell you,
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he does not seem that old at all. I feel
like he's like, you know, thirty nine, forty years old
to this day, he's still and he's like fifty two
looks young.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
He's got the teav shit going. He does it just
it doesn't you don't age.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You want to know, what I really love about him
is that he has no fear in anything he does.
And that's what makes him so great on the field.
No fear against who he was against his opponent. It
didn't matter who he's going against. He was gonna bowl
rush him. He was gonna do a move to get
around him, swim around him, or absolutely take that tackle.
I mean, I've seen some of his highlights and he's
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just like, I'm gonna keep tossing you, buddy, like you
know what I mean, he gave you and let you know.
He would tell you he loved talking trash out on
the field. He had a motor of a mouth, he
had a motor of an engine as a football player,
no fear at all, and they had no fear in
his after career. Goes on TV and he's just ready
to go. He doesn't care you know, what's thrown at him.
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He's just gonna go with it full speed at all time.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He works his tail off and he's a really nice guy,
like you know, we work with him, and you could
just tell it doesn't matter how big he is in
the world and He treats everyone like so nicely.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Treats everyone the same things, everyone with respect. Doesn't matter
what position you are in life, He's along with every
your job title is And I just love his story
from A to Z. When he first got in the
NFL too, I don't even think he really registered a
sack until like his fourth fifth year in the NFL,
and maybe a couple sacks, but I know he didn't
really turn onto the scene until about year four or five.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
When you watch him and you had to block him,
what would you do.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I would have been the guy to just chip him.
I would have just want to coach, man, this guy
has a motor. He's huge, which he's a big guy already.
I mean, I'm next to him on the on the
desk the Fox pre game show. But when I watch
highlights of him, I'm like, I'm like, man, he's like
three times the size that you know that he is
right now when he was playing, and he's big right now,
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but his arms were massive, and like he played like
a guy that was like stock here and already had
leverage because he was he was huge. He's like sixty
five sixty five, and he would get that leverage. Because
he can play low.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I got a math question for you.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, let's here. I love math.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Between his NFL career and his media career. How many
hours do you think Michael Strahan has been on TV?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh my gosh, that's a math question that's over my head, Jules.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
How many hours has Michael straighthand been on TV? That's
a fucking question. Well and well, here's the tricky party.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
In a game. While you're playing in the NFL, you're
not on the TV the whole game. No, but I
mean maybe like four minutes a game. No, alright, I would.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just say because you're on the TV longer than four minutes,
because he got you on the sideline.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, he gets he was getting something that they will
keep the camera on him. I would say about.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
A million minutes, a million minutes, a million minutes. How
many years is that?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
A million?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Million minutes? Can we ask chat, GPT or something.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
A million what is he?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I say minutes?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I mean I said a million minutes. That's a million minutes.
What else do we need to know? A million minutes
is a million minutes. I'm telling you I'm a mathematician.
That's what he equals. What about what about his get off.
Let's talk about it. He's get off real quick. I mean,
that's what made him a special player. Is the ability
of him to just burst right off the line and
get to the quarterback and mess up off of the
tackle and a split second is what made him the
great player that he is. And then he had a
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get off in his post career, had a get off
while he was playing football. I mean, this guy is legendary.
He's a role model in the community. Great dad, great dad,
great family man, great teammate, to have great teammates, and
it's a guy I feel like you would want on
your team and not a guy you want to be
playing against.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh yeah, you definitely don't want to play against him
because he's gonna whoop your ass. And you'll let you
know he's whooping your ass.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You think Brett Way exactly exactly. He does do that.
He does do that. He does that to me and
I don't notice. But I noticed, Mike, I notice what
you're doing to me on Fox Sundays. You're coming at me,
but you're so witty, you're pretending you're not. I got
your game down, buddy, Oh, but I got a question.
You think Brett fire was just scared of him, so
he kind of let him have that sack.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who's not hold on?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hold on in my shorts. I'm sorry, I'm sim with
Joel's my shorts. They're just really short. Yeah. There we go,
There we go, and I look better now, look more professional?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, Brett Farber was I mean, did you see straight hand?
He looks huge? Who wouldn't be scared of him?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Huge?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Brett Farber? I mean I would be scared of him.
I was in the pocket and he got a free
release at you Like, he beat his defender pretty easy
on that play.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He's the pro typical defensive end that you want on
your team. Size, speed, get off power, leg strength, get
in the run and pass. Obviously he was gonna cover.
Did he ever drop?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I saw? I saw like one fumble return for a touchdown. Also,
crazy fun fact about Stray tallest guy ever to be
in space six.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So if I go to space, I'll be the tallest guy.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Jewels, Are you going to go to space?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm always spacing out, So yeah, I'm the tallest guy
ever to go to space. Jewels.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So was he like weightless and everything? He got to
do the whole That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Good thing he lost that playing weight because I don't
think he would have been allowed up because he was
really big back then, Like he would have been way
too big for the spacecraft or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I meagine his space suit. It's probably huge. They probably
to get extra fabric.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Man, would you go to space?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I would love Uh. I'd let him do it a
few more times to space.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
We should do a show in space. If you go
to space, I'll go to space. But like I agree,
let's like let's let have like, let me get it,
like twenty more people go on like the mission. Yeah,
and then we would go like once we know it's
really safe, because we don't want this show to die.
All our fans love this show. Man, we can't we
can't there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, we don't think, but you never know.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
We can't have this show like just disappear like that.
Dudes on Space, it could be called sp dudes on
Dudes in Space Dude, space on dudes, spacey.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Dudes, spacey on dudes, Kevin spacey on dudes, space dudes.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh Man, space dudes on dudes, Space dudes on dudes.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
M H, all right time, what kind of dude is
Michael's straighthand.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He's a whiz man. I think he's a whizz He
has a lot of a lot of innovation which he has.
He innovated the position, the defensive end position. He also innovated,
you know, a career after football. It's kind of gave
birth to you. He kind of gave birth to myself.
He gave birth to many others out there because as
a football player, as an NFL player, people think the
pro typical thing out there that people think is, hey,
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that person can just play football. That person is just
an athlete. While he's the one that kind of broke
that mold for US athletes and then having a better
career after football, and he had an unbelievable career Hall
of Fame career and then having an extra Hall of
Fame career you know post football. Gotta give it to him.
You gotta be a wizard, you gotta have that innovation,
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and he sure does.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But he's like definitely a dude's dude because anytime you're
at Fox, like he's always a fun dude to be around.
At work.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, he is a real fun dude to be around work.
He's so witty man and he's on at all times.
And if you watch his highlights as well on the
football field, you know what I mean, he's just talking
garbage at all times. He's always on. It's something that
I and your man, I know that's always on. Always
are at that size too, because people that size, man,
it takes more to always be on. You're that size,
exactly on that size, and he's always on. Hughes. He
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has a gift, man, He was born with a gift.
There's no doubt about it. And he was a freak
of nature on the field too, so he's also tough. Yeah,
he is a stud man. He's a stud off the field.
He's a start on the field. I mean, and he's
a dog too because he's up.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I mean, he's he looks so long. He kind of
looks like Derrick Henry out there.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, he's a big version of Derrick Henry. Oh yeah,
good point.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
He's also a dog.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Though. Where do you want to go with though? What
summarizes him best? All?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right? On three? You say what you say, I'll say
what I say. One, two, three, stud.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Come on, Jules, we gotta you know, be more on
the same page.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know, freak you think he's why is he a freak?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean, I mean he used to take freaking three
hundred and thirty pounds off the tackles and just throw
him to the ground right out of his way, and
then get to the quarterback and drop him right to
his knees.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And it's pretty freaky that big ass d N football
player is sitting at the table talking like housewives all
around the world and they love them. That is that's freaky.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That is freaking. And it's freaky how he can talk
twenty four to seven as well, and he's always on.
He can come up with an answer and a solution
for anything that's thrown his way. And he can do interviews.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He really get an interview.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He's all purpose man.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
He's freak. Stamp at it. He's a freak.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He is freak.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
We'll be right back after this quick break. Our next guy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I'm feeling pretty good off one beer? Are you actually
like seventh eighth of a beer?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Math guy?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Not one beer yet?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Math guy?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Who's our next guy? Isn't this the guy? The next guy?
Isn't the guy that we play with?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Who do we got?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh? We got number seventy six? Bye Michael by you freak?
We got Oh? I don't want him to see me like,
don't show that, Like I just to a picture. I
don't want to come after me.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He's a freak.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, he's a freak. But alright, alright, back to Sebastian.
I'm gonna have I'm gonna hire Sebastian to be my
body guard. A second round pick and I think two ten,
two thousand and nine, maybe some Sebastian Vomber Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Volomer aka Sea Bass, Sea Bass, kick his ass, start
the clock. What does AI have to say about him?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Bump bump bum Ai. Let's see if AI knows anything.
Listendorf shumming people. Sebastan Vomber was a prolific offensive tackle
for the New England Patriots, known for his six eight
frame and three hundred and twenty pounds of strength.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Strength.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You know I strong. If I've ver tall, ver tall.
It made me feel like a dwarf, like a little boy. Yeah, yeah,
I was a little boy out there actually. Over his career,
he started eighty of his eighty eight games that he played,
helping the Patriots win two Super Bowls, super Bowl forty
nine and Super Bowl fifty one. Yeah, weren't in Dusseldorf Germany.
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Dussel dove Vahmer didn't start playing football until he was
fourteen fourteen fourteen four yeah one four nine. After retiring
in twenty sixteen, he became a booming NFL broadcaster in Germany,
often acting as a Patriots ambassador. Off the field, he's
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known for his down the earth personality and dedication to
promoting football in his home country. And some fun facts
real quick. Volmer was one a barbecue cookoff in his neighborhood.
What a fun fact that is won a barbecue cookoff
in his neighborhood. Hey, I man, Hey I where did
you pull that from? Oh my, he's an avid beekeeper.
(23:46):
Oh my god, the beekeeper. He ate all his honey,
He ate all his honey. So he's sixty eight, that
is why six A and freaking tosses up weight like
it's nothing, nothing, nothing, That's where I was going. And
he once accidentally locked himself out of his own house
while wearing only his underwear.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's on AI, What the heck?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think I love Sebastian even more. That's a Sebastian
type move though. That's a sea bass move right there.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh my god, sea Bauch. He was so large.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But he was so large and so strong, he could
have probably just lifted up his own house, like you
know Patrick On on SpongeBob, how he just lifts up
the rock in his house and goes And he should
have just lifted up his house like threw it up
in the air real quick and then went under it,
and then he would have been fine.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He lit. We all used to live next to each
other m hm in that street, Yeah, we did. He
could definitely probably lift that house up.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
What was the name of that street again, was it
Cha Lane?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Chay Lane?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I was Shae Lane. I was in a bashan with
Shae Lane. And then you were pacing, but you were
like half half a mile if that away from us.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, it was a bike rid away. Yeah, bike ride
freaking sea Bass. We were drafting the same draft he was.
He was such a big dude, and he was always
really smart, Like he always had really great questions to
like Scarnako or Josh. I just remember him always being
able to like, hey, coach, but what if this happens
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on this and we're in this, you know, Like he
had a really outgoing thought process of the game for
someone who never grew up around the game.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Or really or really knew the game.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, how do you he starts playing at fourteen? Yeah,
you could start playing at fourteen, which is different than
kids that start playing in fourteen here, But it was
so natural here.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Also, when he was playing at fourteen, it wasn't like
real football. He was playing. What league was that the club? Yeah,
it was like some type of club football. Wasn't the
same walls, wasn't the same schemes, none of that. I mean,
there was some similarities of the league that he was
playing in when he started playing football, but it was
nothing like American football.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So where he go to university, it was a Houston
where he had a pretty solid career there. And then
the way he got to the Patriots, I'm pretty sure,
like the newing of Patriots, they were looking for an
offensive tackle at the time, you know, to start for them,
or just a back and uh yeah. And I'm pretty
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sure he played in the East West game after after
being you know, in college at the University of Houston,
and that's when he really got scouted by the Patriots.
And I'm pretty sure the Patriots sent Dante Scarnaccio, one
of the best offensive line coaches in the history history
of the game, no doubt about that. I mean, he's
the reason to a lot of our success in New England.
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And what's wild is like he's tiny. Like you know,
offensive line coaches are usually offensive lineman beforehand, like Dante
Scarnacia demanded a room. He was older, like seventy five
seventies what five ten eighty pounds and he just lined
up his offensive lineman like a drill sergeant and just trawled.
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I'm like, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I remember the first day of rookie camp, Scar yelling
at Sea Bass saying something like.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
You guys, you fat pieces shit better start running. Well,
you guys are out here bouncing around this league for
five six years. I'm gonna you have to work out
Walmart because I'm like, get fired for not getting you
to be able to play.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It was like the first day of rook otis. I'm like,
oh my god, I don't know if he was going
to Sea Bass, but I was like that was my
welcome to the NFL moment, Like holy shit. And then
they scouted Sebastian. They had a workout with him.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean I saw I think he did his pro
day he did his pro day and he put him
through a workout and he said that, you know, Sebastian
was smart. He did everything that he was told. He
picked up on everything. He picked up on the schemes
right away. It's just showing how smart he was. And
they also talked about how Sebastian learned that English language?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And that was just watching American flicks, American TV, American TV. Man,
I watched German TV, and my eyes are going to
space faster than Michael Strahan went to space. This guy learned.
How'd English?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
How did you learn English?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh? Just learned it just growing up, just did. I
was around it a lot as a kid, being around
my mom, my dad, my brother's friends.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Who is your first word?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Mama mama? But it was baba mama. I wonder what
Sebastian's first word was, because it's not mama, that's English.
What do you think it was?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's probably like uh oma, oh ohmah's grandma and like German.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You want to know what Bill Belichick once said too
about Sebastian Vomer, What do you say is that when
Sebastian would utter things underneath his breath German or something
yeah in German. Yes, he knew that it was never good.
He knew it was never good.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's a that's a great observation, Coach Belichick. That's called
scouting right there. Sebastian was athletic great.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Hey, I'm scouting Sebastian right now. Okay, I know you're
getting excited. He's athletic, great size, he was light on
his feet. He has thirty six to thirty eight inch arms,
depending on the workout that he did that day. He's
thick everywhere, dude, I'm telling you, he's thick. His CAFs,
his squads, forearms, bice trisups abs. See like he's thick.
(29:37):
It's like he almost had a six pack, but he
didn't because he was so big. But he dick like
thick boy man. But he wasn't like fat, No, he wasn't.
Well now he's like a bodybuilder.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
He's shredded. He looks so good right now.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
He looks like a tight end.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He looks like he Van dam was like six foot eight.
He's that ripped right now.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He's got good feet.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
He always had good feet. He was always on balance.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I was working out with him. Brian's yeah, yeah, aps yes,
aps my going into my second year in the league.
During the lockout, at the NFL lockout, we would always
be working out there. I just remember him working out
and like I was just amazed how strong he was.
He took one hundred and forty pound dumbbell, just went
right on the bench, grab the other one just like this,
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that easy, and just started tossing it up for a
set of ten, one hundred and forty pound dumbells for
a set of ten, like it was nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The Gentlemans have particular beer that makes them very strong.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, then let me keep drinking jewels because I want
to be very strong like Sebastian. And if he was
drinking beer to make him strong, I need another beer.
Fill me up, please, I already had one. I want
one more. I got you, Well, you fill me up.
How about the time when Coach Belichick put him out
there and he's told Sebastian Bomer, hey, if you catch
his punt, you're done for to day. Everyone's off practice. Hey,
(30:53):
that's all meetings. What happened? What happened? What did Sebastian do?
He caught a punt?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He gave us training camp. That was early in our career.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was that was my I think my rookie year
or my my second year in the league. I think
it was my second year. But that was great. See Bass,
thank you for coming through. I'll remember it, you know,
for the rest of my life that you got me
off meetings that night. Thank you, amen, because those meetings
are way too long.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
His first start in two thousand and nine was the
was that Tennessee Titans game where it snowed in like
October fifteenth or something like that. He was replacing Matt
Light who was starting. I think he got banged up.
We didn't give up a sack like it was his
first game in pressure was on young football player from
Germany and helps give up zero sacks and we blew
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out the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That like what fifty nine nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It was fifty nine nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You want to know why, you guys, you know won
that game fifty nine nothing and White time threw like
eight touchdown passes in the first quarter because he was
very comfortable as Sebastian Bohmer was his left tackle.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He was comfortable just like we were all comfortable. When
Coach Belichick said, hey, Sebastian Bohmer, do you catch this
punt right here on this windy day at training camp,
when we've been running you guys for fifteen straight days
into the ground, not a day off, full pads twice
a day. If you catch his punt, I'm gonna give
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you guys meetings off tonight. But we will have practice tomorrow.
But you guys will have meetings off tonight. And what
do he do? He caught the punt. We didn't have meetings.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
He caught the punt so I could go home and
do this quick. We got to give him a little
bit more credit in his broadcasting career because he has
made a name for himself in the country of Germany,
because he is bringing the game and a lot of
awareness of American football and bringing it over and he's
doing a great job to translate it. I see a
lot of things he translates English to germanslator. Yeah, to
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help people in that country understand the game. So he's
doing a great job expanding and have an unbelievable role
like that.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Without doubt, he's making the game bigger. He probably loves
his home country, he does, and he loves football. It's
great for him to be able to share the game
that he's loved with the people that where he's from.
That's like some beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's beautiful, like like Europe. It is beautiful, like like Poland. Actually,
Poland's beautiful, and that's why, you know, Sebastian is so
beautiful as well. Because Poland's right near Germany. It might connect,
but I don't think it does. I think they touch
the touch. That's why we just just sympathize for each other.
And we have so much connection because I'm a Pollock,
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he's Germany, and we just we just have that you know, tightness.
We feel each other, we understand each other. And he's
just a good guy. I'm a good guy, and I'm
just gonna keep drinking and just keep getting emotional because
I'm blacked out. It's a beer and a half jewels time.
(33:52):
All right, all right? What is he? You're ready? You're ready?
I just broke out of I was you were in it.
I was in it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Dude is Sebastian Bohmer. I mean he is pretty studley
if you think about it, a guy that came from
he's probably one of the badass dudes from his country.
Never played our country's most famous sport, most popular sport
and comes in and becomes a fucking damn good football player.
(34:24):
All right on three, you say what you think he is,
I'll say what I think he is, all right, one, two, three, whiz.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, babe, give me some, Give me some.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Obviously, probably we know him, we played with them, so
we're gonna be on the same page of what he is.
I mean, he's definitely a whiz if you think about it,
to be able to come out out of high school
from Germany, to go to a university in America and
play American football, learn the language through TV, be as
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smart as he was on the field. You never saw
me from Sebastian Bohmer like he's for sure is clutch
catching the punt for us to get us the night
off of meetings, like he was the guy. He's a
whiz for sure.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
You said it all, Jewels, you said it all. Here's
a whiz guy. Smiders can be picked up the scheme
stop one of the hardest blocking schemes, and all football.
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I think he picked up English better than you and
I speak it.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
He sure has, and if you ask him he would
agree that he definitely would. I love those too, but
they cuckoo, the cuckoo. That's what he would say, is
everybody casey, I love them, I love them. M oh,
we love you, sly Bass.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
All right, let's get to our next guest, Richard.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
It's so stupid, that's freaking funny. That's the whole point
of it, right, what's the whole point of the show, d.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It's too great? What kind of dudes each guys are?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Or or? Oh well, I got really off track because
I thought it was to be silly.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean, we're silly while we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh well, then we're both on the same page. We
both have our own goals. Yours is the rate, dudes,
mine's to be silly.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Sometimes you got to rate a dude to be silly.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, well, let me ride another dude.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Are we reading nuts to als?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is a German episode. The Germans are very serious.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm sorry for joking around and trying to make people
laugh and be silly. It's it's a serious show now.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That means no in German.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
This beer like tastes like sour patch kids. It's really
sweet and tasty. It's like a wine.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's a heafen weisn I think, well, it's very good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
There's got to be sugar in here or something.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'm telling you, really, I think that's like a huge
part of beer.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Delicious sugar. Is that what?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's how it makes alcohol really? Really? Okay, all right,
let's get onto Amenhra Saint Brown. What does the AI
have to say about Amnhra Saint Brown?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Start the clock a Monra Saint Brown, a standout wide
receiver for the Detroit Lions, is known for his precise
route running and reliable hands. Since his debut in twenty
twenty one, he's consistently shown his talent, amassing three hundred
and forty six catches for three thousand, eight hundred seventy
seven yards and twenty four touchdowns. Man he made a
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name for himself at USC before hitting the NFL with
German roots, adding an interesting twist to his backstory, Saint
Brown carries a rich heritage off the field. He's known
for his genuine, down the earth nature and commitment to
giving back to the community.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
He's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
He's a good guy. I watched him on receiver. Hard
working guy, that's for sure. He's been working his bottom
off ever since he was a young buck doing all
the ladder drills. His dad was there to train him.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That was mister Universe nice crazy twice. Whoa, there's like
videos of Amran his brother who's also in the league.
What's what's his name? Equadinias? Yeah, I'm not reading that.
That's so hard.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Equinymius, you want to you want to know what emis means?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Well, there's like sometimes I like just know things like
it's just wild. You're gonna probably be mind blown. But Demius,
there's things I can't say, but there's things I know. Equinomius,
it's the Egyptian god of medicine.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh Im Tip is the Egyptian god.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh my gosh, Okay, let me redo that one. Hold on,
hold on. You want to know what equonomous h of toppings?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Imo hot Tip?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah? Tip? What is the Egyptian god of medicine.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's tough to say, and I can't believe you knew that.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I just know things like that.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
So Amura is the Egyptian king of gods, e Comminas.
Emotep is the Egyptian god of medicine. Osirus is Egyptian
god of death. Hey, those are some badass names. His
dad had a plan for these kids. He definitely had
a plan and they're going out and they're executing. I'm
(39:16):
such a fan of all melt right, I said, Brown.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You want to know what he reminds me of, the
way that he plays the game, the way that he
runs his routes, bowl routes and cuts out routes like you, Jules,
like you, and they're very similar mine.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Man, we had We do have similar game, I feel.
I mean, because he moves around a lot, he's great
with the ball in his hands.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
And most importantly, you both are boxer ripped. He's ripped,
You're ripped, he's ripped. You guys have similar belt, same height.
I think I'll tell you five.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Times which never mind he's six foot, sorry he's six foot, but.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You're both ripped. Central He's fucking diesel.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
He's versatile, he makes big catches, and I'm excited for
him in the Detroit Lions. I mean, he's going to
be a cornerstone of this organization and where they're going
in these next few years, and hopefully it's it's to
the top. I think it's time for Detroit to have
their time.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
He has great yak ability when he catches the ball.
He makes guys miss always. He's strong, runners, strong, lower.
He doesn't just help out the team, he helps out
Jared Goff tremendously as quarterbacks love players.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yea daddy yack.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I mean it just pats their stats big time. And
I mean he can track that ball. Yeah, he's good
at tracking the ball. Track He was really good. He's
really good at that. And I would say that might
pertain to, you know, some training with his dad, because
when I was growing up, my dad would hit tennis
balls at us like really high and we would have
to track the ball and then he would hit it
like full speed as too, so our reaction time would
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just improve week and week out as a kid, So
he kind of had a similar, you know style growing up.
Brothers obviously to compete with. And then also his dad,
you know, put him through drills and training right away
as a kid. So being able to track a just
goes way back to when you're a child, and he
does a great job with it on the football.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills. I'm
a part of that club as well. I remember my
dad when I was getting into the league to return punts.
I never were caught punts really. You know, I did
a little in college, but I was a quarterback. But
I would get on the press box at the high
school and punt off the press box while I had
those a pair of sunglasses that were taped with one
(41:26):
eye closed. So I had to catch a punt off
of my dad kicking it off the press box while
my sister was throwing little like tennis balls at me
so distract me, Like, you know, having the crazy d
He definitely had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills.
You can just tell, Well, we did too. Loved this guy.
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Tough guy. He plays with toughness. It's tough. It's crazy
when one of your guys on your offense, one of
the toughest guys in your offense is your receiver. It's
it's very rare and he's like that. He brings the
toughness to that team. Him and Penney Sewel and a
lot of guys. But he's one of those guys. You
watch him in the run game is blocking in the
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run game is huge. He goes in, lays hat on
the safeties, digs guys out for force. Uh, you can
put him anywhere. He makes catches in every spot. He
can run ball down. He runs good go routes too.
I mean he's not just a slot guy. He's a
versatile guy. Ball great in his hands, hard to bring down,
way faster than you think. He's elitely quick, He's stronger
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than what you think. He's a fucking good football player.
That's why you getting paid hell of money, getting paid
thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Thirty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I think he's got thirty million dollars contract.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
That's more than you made your whole current Damn Near.
I feel bad for you, Jewels, Damn Near. Podcasts help
you out. Hopefully the podcast will. Oh my raw man,
I'm trying to make slot receiver.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You come join, dude?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah? Can you also tweet out? Uh? You know this
podcast because we're just trying to make some money. Jewels
made his whole career thirty million. You know which you
made it?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
You made?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
So can you help us out? Can you help him out?
Can you tweet us here? Hey? Mom? Please? Please, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Think our dads could beat up his dad?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Uh maybe if it was two verse one, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I think that would be tough.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Papa Adam Dog Papa Gronk versus Papa Saint Brown.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That would be a fuck coming to arena near you.
That's a cage match, right. I just got a hip surgery,
so I think he'd be a little out right now.
But he bites some decaps, he'd do some Dan Campbell ship.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I think Amon has been throwing a couple tds as well,
which is pretty cool. I've been watching, you know, Detroit Lions.
I'm a fan of the Lions actually, especially coach Dan Campbell.
They're just fun to watch and he fits the system
and he's bringing, you know, that that type of style
to life that Dan Campbell wants and that's why he's
such a great mold there in that organization. And it's
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cool because they do all the trick plays and he's
so versa told that he can throw the ball as
well and do what you know they're asking him to do.
So obviously, you throwing a couple of passes in your career,
how would you rate his passes that he has thrown, Jules.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I mean touchdowns he's got, he's got through a Teddy
to what was it twenty twenty four, Week four against Seahawks,
had a receiving touchdown and a throwing touchdown and a
passing touchdown. He threw it back to Jared Golf.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, he did. He threw it back to Jared.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
It looked like a tight spiral. He's so strong that
you know he got tight. He got it. He probably
got a strong.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Ass on and he laid it in perfectly.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, he could throw the ball. He could throw the ball.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
One trade. I would say that Dan Campbell, I've seen
him talking about him in a press conference, is just
how consistent he is with his routine. And to be
a great player in the NFL, you got to have
a great routine, especially as you get older, especially as
the years continue to pack on you. You got to
have that routine to be, you know, consistent so you
can go out there and do what you need to
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do out on the football field when you're twenty twenty
one too. I mean there's a little routine, but not
as big of a routine that you need to be
when you want to consistently be on top of your
game when you start hitting your mid twenties to thirties
and aman Ross Saint Brown has a routine. He's going
to play for a while and he's a great player
out there and just huge props with him for what
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he's doing in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Real mature of him to realize the routine too at
such a young part of his career. Like, if you're
that's a mature mindset. If you're that's like a pro.
When you get into the locker room, you have your
time dialed out for what you have to do to
get your work in to make you better each and
every day. And you could just tell he's a product
of that routine. Does the same shit, probably does the
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catching drills before the game, which I think he does.
He has the weight routine. I bet you he does
a lot of prehab. I mean, he's he's definitely a
routine guy. But he's his mom's from Germany, right. He
speaks German. He also speaks French, he speaks English. He's
got a great podcast with his brother, A thirty third team.
After were in his first touchdown in twenty twenty three,
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remember the little hip thrust thing.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
He did, No, I don't Can you show me.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
The key and pill?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
He's like, yeah, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
He said he would have gave he would have been
flagged if he gave one more pump like the kid.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, he knew.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
He's a smart guy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
He knew one more like six more pump. He was done.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
One more pump and he's done. Oh here it is
one pump to pump and he stopped. That's that's discipline.
Is discipline.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Dan Campbell wanted to see that third pump too.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Did he?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
He did?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, he wanted he wanted a fifteen yarder.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
No, he wanted to see in the locker room after
the game. Yeah right, crazy.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Uh well, Jules, have you ever been flagged for a celebration?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I have none. I got, I got. I got fined
for throwing the ball in the stand. That's not a
flag though. Yeah, did you get flaging?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I got? I did one time. I actually Gronk spiked
the football really hard, and coach balichak always hard. Don't
spike it near in a polter because if it hits anyone,
it's a fifteen yard penalty. Yeah, And I literally spiked
it was versus Jets. I think it was a Monday
night game. It was Sunday night football. It was my
second year in the league. When I was going off
scoring all those touchdowns, and I Gronk spiked it and
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no one was around the ball literally went like fifteen
yards that way and it hit the guy in the shoulder,
and there was a flag thrown and then all of
a sudden he was like, oh, whatever, personal foul number
eighty seven on the offense, penalty will be added on
to the kickoff. And I was sitting there like, how
did I just get a penalty? Like, well, what did
I just do? And I watched the replay and they
(47:45):
showed the ball going like fifteen yards all the way
over to the left and hitting the Jets player in
the shoulder. Yeah, it was the weakest penalty I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Because you're too jacked. You literally threw the ball so
hard at the ground and went fifteen yards the other way.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It was like the same power as mister Olympian, mister
Saint Brown.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Mister Saint Brown. What a badass to have sons in
the NFL like that.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
And he's and he's more jack than all of them.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I don't think any he was. He was, he was,
he was. Those guys are Those guys are pretty jacked.
And you know, the apples don't fall too far from
the tree. They're all jack, man, They're all jacked. Would
you rather have a dad that's mister universe or an
arm wrestling World champ Tyson bay Beige It remember the
backup QB on the Bears, his dad over the top,
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fucking Sylvester Stallone trying to win the goddamn.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Seventh I would say an arm wrestler champion, dad of
the world because it just kind of lasts longer. You know,
you'll always have that power as an arm wrestler jacked
by the world, I know, but I feel like that
doesn't last as long. I mean, you're still gonna be jacked,
but like as an arm wrestling if.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
You're the most jack guy in the universe, mister universe,
he's the jackie.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
You would you would be the ultimate dude. Actually, if
you're the most jacked this person in the world.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, arm wrestle tellent's cool ash Danium Mandola that I
mean he broke someone's arm doing it?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah he did, wasn't it after a party? At a
party after the super Bow.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I can't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
All right, we're done, but we can keep that in
because it was.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I would rather have.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
I would have my dad be mister Universe and the
most jacked man in the whole. Gott it. I want,
I want.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I think I'm going one thousand percent, mister universe fucking
bloom bling. I'm going straight, Jack Homie.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Could you show me that again? Please?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Boom bo wow.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I just never seeing you in that character, Jules. I
was pretty impressive. Mite. Was that your gentleman in you?
That you know you flexing like that?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah? Yeah, ah wow a gentleman in me? Time. Well,
what kind of dude is Alman Rah Saint Brown, Almo
Ross Saint Brown? What kind of guy is he?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I mean, he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
He's a dude. Is he a dude's dude? He seems
pretty cool. He is cool, he's smart as fuck, he
knows ten languages. He's also a stud. Second round guy
went to USC, grew up and you grew up in
anh You grew up in so cal and you get
to go to USC or a fucking stud. That's just
that you know you're stud. He's a freak. He's explosive
(50:33):
as hell. I wouldn't put him in that freak category though.
I think it's he's he's more impressive because he's not
so big and he's not a freak.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
You got you gotta be huge, you gotta be huge
or something like k Metcalf freak dog.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
He's definitely relentless is he's definitely so.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
He's motivated big time as well.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Every day he's self motivated. He's a self motivated He's juice.
Here's juice, all right. On account of three. You tell
me who you think he is, I'll tell you what
I think he is on three one two three. Dog.
He's a dog. He's definitely. Did you say dog? He
said stud?
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
I thought I heard dog.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I said stud. Just because he's very athletic.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
But he's got that toughness in them, that gritty he does.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
He does have some serious toughness to him.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
He's top to a level that you see when he
gets putting.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
The Lions on the map, helping put them on the map.
It fits Dan Campbell's program.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
He's one of the flat carriers of that team, and
that team is full of dogs.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
You want to know why he might be a dog,
then why might why I might go with you because
he knows all sixteen wide receivers that were drafted ahead
of him, and he recites them before every game. And
that is dog energy right there.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
That's fucking's a that's a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
That's like my dog. Ralphie. He's smaller, and he can
recite every big dog that goes by him, and he
attacks him every time. That's like the sixteen wide receivers
that were drafted ahead of them. They're all bigger and
better than him, they were saying, and he tax them
and recites him before every game. That's some dog energy.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
That's that's some crazy ship and you gotta have. Yeah,
that's that's a dog. That's a stamp.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
You're right, he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
We'll be right back after this quick break. In honor
of our German themed episode, today, we're gonna learn a
little bit of German little Deutschland.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Oh my gosh, old, let me pray first, Oh my god,
God bless me for this episode. Thank you. All right,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
All right, let's learn some German words. The first one
is London long dong.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
I know what this one is, long dong long dong.
Long Germans are London are Fanny Lunding landong land land landong.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Long dong is touchdown London.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Well, that means I have a long dong because I
scored a lot of touchdowns. Bro, I missed the wrongdong.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
What do you think this one is?
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Roboh oh, spitz spice spikes spies.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Oh, that definitely means spike, spike.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
It's gotta spitzer, Spitzer, Spitzer, Spitzer, crotch scores and he
spitzer that football?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
What is this? Neonngzig No, skezick.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'm not even gonna try. I'm just gonna let you
have this one.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
New and Chezi no, noon.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, I'm gonna try. And then no, I'm not gonna try.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm not new, un dishing new on DIZI what is it?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:49):
First down?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Nine? Turnover sixteen? Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Uh sixty nine? How do you say it? Nine? Six nine?
Speaker 2 (54:04):
No? No?
Speaker 1 (54:04):
That hey, under the sheets over here tonight, I will shake.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
What's the next one? Group? First down?
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Stick grobo stick, group of stuck, grobe struck.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
First down, Grab your stick, big piece, big p.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Oh man, what the heck? Germans man? I should have
known that one clap. Now that I know we're off
football terms, I may get all these right now.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Grabs clep.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
That's what do you think?
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Beast?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Nah? I don't want to say what I think it is.
I don't know. I don't know claps, what is it?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'm not guessing that was.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
House has got to be house.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I'm here hanging out in the crap. I love the crap.
It's where our podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
I know this one.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Each each your normal, that's that's uh, it's your row.
Oh I open man, we were squirrel. That's totally off. Yeah,
that is girl.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Hard skin at.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I think that's an English word.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Alter alter.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
I'm like, I'm gonna alter your mind. I'm gonna alter
this play. It's you know, some languages, there's or like
the English word is the same as the word and
whatever language that is.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
So this is this is blitz alter.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Dude, dude, dude, iter on Ita, Ita, thank you for
watching it, on iter This is fine.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
I'm learning. I like learning jewels. Learning is good for you. Man,
feels good man to learn.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
It's gonna it's gonna be really to learn.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
This one that pratsma finger.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Sits plats zimp Faninger.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's the pratsma finger.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (56:10):
What is that steak and finger slot receiver, State plats
and finger stake pratts and finger university jeus are starting soon.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
State plats and finger university.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, knaps indeed knaps indeed, that's titan.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
How do we hear that's exciting. K n coop and
spec Coomer spec commer spec.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
I mean that's how a spell uh cuma's.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Back Coomer spak is first down coms comos, back off,
kick off, gaining weight from comfort eating. There is no
English translation. It's like being fat and eating.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I'm coolmost specking right now. I can't say these was properties.
So I'm just gonna go to my comfort and I'm
gonna comes for comfort.
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Let's get another episode of I'm telling you what could
we have done in better next episode?
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Probably not try to speak German? We could do better
the next episode.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
I thought we did pretty well in Germany.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
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Speaker 2 (57:38):
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Speaker 1 (57:40):
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Speaker 2 (57:50):
I know something that told the ft that people might
want to see, like we should do life lessons Sometimes well,
it's like a life lesson that you learned throughout your career,
not right now now, right now, I'm talking next episode,
Like what's one couples, Like, what's a life lesson you
learned from being a child. It can be in your childhood,
you know, it could be your middle school, high school, college,
(58:13):
maybe something you learned in the NFL. There's some people
I gotta apologize to out there in my life when
I was younger. Oh, I could definitely apologize. There's some
people that probably are watching me now, like this asshole
made it, like like what an asshole? How did he
make it? Like he didn't deserve it. So maybe, like
you know, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison when the snipers about
(58:34):
to snipe everyone and and freaking Billy Madison call him apologize,
Maybe we can apologize to some people on next episode.
I love I'm just giving my thoughts. You asked, you said,
what can we do better? Next episode? Rate and review.
I'm rating and reviewing and giving my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
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apologize to the people that we feel like we need
to apologize. I mean, young Kapor just passed opening up
to the New Year, when't we say sorry to everyone
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Tall sky ever beat in space six, So if I
go to space, I'll be the tallest guy. Joys, are
you gonna go to space?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm always spacing out.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Dudes on Dudes. I'm Julian Edelman.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm Rob Grenkousel and this is the show where your
favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
In on Tedday's episode, which is a very special episode
in honor of the game taking place in Germany, We're
talking about some dudes with some German ties. Michael straighthand
he has no fear in anything he does. Zero and
zebostin Voda.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
He was so large and so strong, he could have
probably just lifted up his own house, like you know
Patrick and SpongeBob. How he just lifts up the rock
and I went under it and then she would have
been fine. And I'm on rass Saint Brown's massive role
in the Lions resurgence, Quarterbacks love players, I can get.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
The Yap yack Daddy's and us dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We wrap up the show by learning to speak German.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it Deutsche Line. It's a learning podcast. Let's Go.
Dudes on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio. The game
is the Panthers versus the Giants coming from Munich. So
I thought, Rob thought we should put out our Leeda
houstins and talk about some German themed NFL things.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, it's just crazy that there's another game overseas and
in another country besides London the UK Mite, and now
this game's in Germany. In the first game ever to
be on Germany.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like two three years ago,
the year after I retired, and the quarterbacks stayed because
he's an.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Idiot and stayed without his tight end, and then went
over to Germany and Deutsch liin dejan dojen. Well, yes, yes,
and now there's another game in Germany. I think it's
so great for the NFL. It's expanding into Europe, it's
expanding over the whole world.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The game is finally being seen by everyone. Pretzel, yes,
Mike Pretzel with Musta.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like bo Rat German. I think some Polydesian in there.
I like the accent, right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, I can't even speak English properly. Do you think
I can freak and speak German? Actually? Yes? Probably?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What do you think about having games in Germany?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I like it a lot Man, I mean it's huge
for the NFL. I mean, the NFL has kind of
max capacity itself in the US. I mean everyone watches
football in the US. Everyone knows about the game of
football in the US. It's about how to expand the
game and how to continue the growth of the game
of football. And the NFL has done a great job
with that by bringing the games over to Europe, like
(03:02):
in London and now in Germany. So I think it's
a great thing for players, it's a great thing for
the NFL as a league.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I think it's awesome. I remember we went to London,
like it was exciting to go and play in another country.
And with all the analytics, you can see where our
international fans come from. And it's been pretty crazy how
big the population of fans has grown. In Germany. It's
(03:28):
like our second or third biggest country outside of the
States that watch it, along with Mexico and Brazil. So
I mean anytime we're growing our sport bigger, I think
it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is awesome. I mean they got obviously football there
the other football, and now they got Football Americano, so
was cool. If you know you're from Europe, is that
you're getting another aspect of sports to watch. You're getting
another football, Yes, you're getting another football. How can you
(04:00):
not be excited?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You keep I keep on thinking, you say, fupa woopa woopball.
Have you ever been to Germany?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I never been to Germany, but I was around Germany
kind of. I was in Poland this year.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You went to the homeland where you're from.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, that is where I'm from. That was really cool.
It's kind of a slow, you know, type of feel
in that country. Very beautiful, the lamb beautiful, the roads
super clean, the cities super clean. But we're kind of
near Germany, but just never made it to Germany.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The Gemans are very close with the Polish.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, we have no problems with them. We really like them.
We just we we find a natal treatment of being
peace and friendly.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's why we're being so peaceful and friendly by giving
them the giants and panthers. Yes, that's peace and friendly.
That's why we're gonna give them the giants and panthers
going to Munich.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, that is why. I mean, they're panthers and giants,
no threat to anyone, so no threat to any other team.
So here you go. We want to keep it peaceful
overseas man. Hey, hey, Jules, I can tell you this.
We're talking panthers, giants, the Games, and Munich this year.
I am not doing this episode without drinking a German
(05:16):
beer throughout the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You need a helf and Weisson. Please fill me up, brother,
fill me up, helf in weissn.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean that poor is gonna be a little foamy,
but it is.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The Germans are very smart.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
German size, garank size. Is this the first cup that
looks normal in my hand? Jewels?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It really does. It looks like a regular mug in
my hand?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh, Octoberfest.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What do they say in Germany? Throst thrust ha ha.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
M. How do you say delicious in German?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I sink spectacular spect Yeah, puppy ah, that's what it
reminds me of. It was German Fest. You know the
biggest buff guy at beer Fest. That Rob is is
a big Oh yeah, Mommy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Never seen it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Too busy drinking beer to watch it anyways.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Is he good?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It is good. My goal is to drink two beers
throughout this whole episode, so watch out. It might be
blacked out if I get blacked out. The shirt may
be off. And if the shirt's off, there'll be a
lot more dudes in the room. This is dudes on dudes.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
There'd be one big dude without a shirt on. Let's
get on Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Straighthand all right, ladies and gentle man, let's do it
Michael straight hand. Let's see what the synopsis is about Michael.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Michael straighthan German episode? Why?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Why? Why is Michael Strahan on the Germany episode? Why? Why?
Say about it?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, let's start the clock.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's see. Let's see how smart AI is? Why he
is on this episode? I don't think AI would even that.
I don't know, all right. Michael Strahan was a dominant
defensive end for the New York Giants, known for his
impressive career stats including one hundred and forty one zero
point five sacks, seven Pro Bowl selections. Holy moly, one
(07:22):
hundred and forty one and a half sacks. Oh wow.
Born in Houston, Texas, he spent a significant part of
his childhood in Germany due to his father's military service.
That explains it right there. HEYI is smart, Hey, I
does have the answers A smart After retiring from football,
(07:43):
stray Han transists as after retiring from football, straight hand
transition to a successful media career, becoming a co host
on Good Morning America and an analyst on Fox NFL Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I mean he replaced Regis.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Off the field, he's known for us charismatic personality and
dedication to his family.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, he is full of shit. Why would you say
that he didn't mention one thing about his gap. Oh yeah,
you're right, his teeth. It's like he's like known world.
He's literally that gap has literally been in space. Man.
Michael's straight hand so cool. I mean he really has
been a freaking inspiration for athletes post career, post like
(08:31):
football career.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, hold on, I'm gonna stop you right there. He's
been an inspiration since the beginning of time. Man, with
what he's been through growing up all the way through
his college days, then getting to the NFL and fighting
all odds, and then having that post career inspiration.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What is is that he's an army brat they call
it right when he's His dad was in the Army,
he lived in Germany. His I guess his uncle played
in the NFL Art Street and I think he lived
with uncle Pop shipped him from Germany. Then he went
to Texas. Southern Southern. Don't play any high school.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He played fresh.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean it's it's literally the story of fresh Prince.
Listen to this except Philadelphia. In Germany years.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
High school, he went to two people. What do you
mean there's two people in his high school in his class?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
How do you have two people in Germany? Did you
go to high school in Germany?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, he went to the high school in Texas somewhere.
I just know. The continued joke week in and week
out with Jay Glazer and Michael Strahan is that Michael
finished and top of his class because there's only two people.
Even I could finish on top of my class when
there's just two people.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's what you call a victorian. If we were in
a class of two, who would finish first?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Depends what subject we're talking about. Math, Oh, I'm number
one there reading number one. I can read. I just
can't project that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Cooking class.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, I'm a cooker, I'm a cooker. I used to
sing growing up, I'm a cooker, I'm a hooker, And
I had no clue what I was really saying. And
my brothers would be laughing at me. But I was
like eight years old. I remember I'm cooking, I'm hooking,
and they would.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
All know, what what were you cooking at eight years old?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eggs, eggs, just breakfast sandwiches, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Very easy, you think Michael Straighthand would eat your eggs.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He would eat my eggs, yes he would. And then
he would eat me on the field because he was
all big.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He was an absolute monster. When you put on his film,
you forget how big he is because he's leaned out
so much now and like he he was like freakishly big.
I mean he had twenty two and a half sacks
in the season.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's a sack record holder.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah yeah, far Brea fell down. But I mean, regardless,
that's what quarterbacks do all the time, now, you know
what I mean. So everyone gives him crap on it.
I mean, he was gonna get the tackle regardless. His power,
his speed to power move was insane. He was just
so strong and long and you could tell he worked
his dick off to end the career the way he
(11:11):
did beat the Patriots undefeated season in the Super Bowl
New York Boston, then jump over and instantly sit on
like Regis and Kelly. I mean, the guy has lived
just a storybook, storybook type life and he's overcome shit too.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, so he has overcome stuff. I mean, obviously not
really playing football in high school. I don't know where
he played at. And then I think some other high
school around there just took him in like, oh, you're
in our district. It's like a story like that. I'm
not exactly one hundred percent sure. And then he went
whatever college he went to Texas Center. I don't even
think he like really enrolled. It was like, hey, come
(11:51):
play football here, and he just showed up and he
was on the team. Like that's kind of his story,
like for real. And then why he was drafted second
round I think by the New York Giants. Yeah we'll
pick overall. Yeah, he was the fortieth overall pick, second round,
nineteen ninety three. That's mind blowing right there. Nineteen ninety three,
that was the year he was drafted. Let me tell you,
(12:12):
he does not seem that old at all. I feel
like he's like, you know, thirty nine, forty years old
to this day, he's still and he's like fifty two
looks young.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
He's got the teav shit going. He does it just
it doesn't you don't age.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You want to know, what I really love about him
is that he has no fear in anything he does.
And that's what makes him so great on the field.
No fear against who he was against his opponent. It
didn't matter who he's going against. He was gonna bowl
rush him. He was gonna do a move to get
around him, swim around him, or absolutely take that tackle.
I mean, I've seen some of his highlights and he's
(12:49):
just like, I'm gonna keep tossing you, buddy, like you
know what I mean, he gave you and let you know.
He would tell you he loved talking trash out on
the field. He had a motor of a mouth, he
had a motor of an engine as a football player,
no fear at all, and they had no fear in
his after career. Goes on TV and he's just ready
to go. He doesn't care you know, what's thrown at him.
(13:09):
He's just gonna go with it full speed at all time.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He works his tail off and he's a really nice guy,
like you know, we work with him, and you could
just tell it doesn't matter how big he is in
the world and He treats everyone like so nicely.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Treats everyone the same things, everyone with respect. Doesn't matter
what position you are in life, He's along with every
your job title is And I just love his story
from A to Z. When he first got in the
NFL too, I don't even think he really registered a
sack until like his fourth fifth year in the NFL,
and maybe a couple sacks, but I know he didn't
really turn onto the scene until about year four or five.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
When you watch him and you had to block him,
what would you do.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I would have been the guy to just chip him.
I would have just want to coach, man, this guy
has a motor. He's huge, which he's a big guy already.
I mean, I'm next to him on the on the
desk the Fox pre game show. But when I watch
highlights of him, I'm like, I'm like, man, he's like
three times the size that you know that he is
right now when he was playing, and he's big right now,
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but his arms were massive, and like he played like
a guy that was like stock here and already had
leverage because he was he was huge. He's like sixty
five sixty five, and he would get that leverage. Because
he can play low.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I got a math question for you.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, let's here. I love math.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Between his NFL career and his media career. How many
hours do you think Michael Strahan has been on TV?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh my gosh, that's a math question that's over my head, Jules.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
How many hours has Michael straighthand been on TV? That's
a fucking question. Well and well, here's the tricky party.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
In a game. While you're playing in the NFL, you're
not on the TV the whole game. No, but I
mean maybe like four minutes a game. No, alright, I would.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just say because you're on the TV longer than four minutes,
because he got you on the sideline.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, he gets he was getting something that they will
keep the camera on him. I would say about.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
A million minutes, a million minutes, a million minutes. How
many years is that?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
A million?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Million minutes? Can we ask chat, GPT or something.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
A million what is he?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I say minutes?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I mean I said a million minutes. That's a million minutes.
What else do we need to know? A million minutes
is a million minutes. I'm telling you I'm a mathematician.
That's what he equals. What about what about his get off.
Let's talk about it. He's get off real quick. I mean,
that's what made him a special player. Is the ability
of him to just burst right off the line and
get to the quarterback and mess up off of the
tackle and a split second is what made him the
great player that he is. And then he had a
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get off in his post career, had a get off
while he was playing football. I mean, this guy is legendary.
He's a role model in the community. Great dad, great dad,
great family man, great teammate, to have great teammates, and
it's a guy I feel like you would want on
your team and not a guy you want to be
playing against.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh yeah, you definitely don't want to play against him
because he's gonna whoop your ass. And you'll let you
know he's whooping your ass.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You think Brett Way exactly exactly. He does do that.
He does do that. He does that to me and
I don't notice. But I noticed, Mike, I notice what
you're doing to me on Fox Sundays. You're coming at me,
but you're so witty, you're pretending you're not. I got
your game down, buddy, Oh, but I got a question.
You think Brett fire was just scared of him, so
he kind of let him have that sack.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who's not hold on?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hold on in my shorts. I'm sorry, I'm sim with
Joel's my shorts. They're just really short. Yeah. There we go,
There we go, and I look better now, look more professional?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, Brett Farber was I mean, did you see straight hand?
He looks huge? Who wouldn't be scared of him?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Huge?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Brett Farber? I mean I would be scared of him.
I was in the pocket and he got a free
release at you Like, he beat his defender pretty easy
on that play.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He's the pro typical defensive end that you want on
your team. Size, speed, get off power, leg strength, get
in the run and pass. Obviously he was gonna cover.
Did he ever drop?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I saw? I saw like one fumble return for a touchdown. Also,
crazy fun fact about Stray tallest guy ever to be
in space six.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So if I go to space, I'll be the tallest guy.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Jewels, Are you going to go to space?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm always spacing out, So yeah, I'm the tallest guy
ever to go to space. Jewels.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So was he like weightless and everything? He got to
do the whole That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Good thing he lost that playing weight because I don't
think he would have been allowed up because he was
really big back then, Like he would have been way
too big for the spacecraft or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I meagine his space suit. It's probably huge. They probably
to get extra fabric.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Man, would you go to space?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I would love Uh. I'd let him do it a
few more times to space.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
We should do a show in space. If you go
to space, I'll go to space. But like I agree,
let's like let's let have like, let me get it,
like twenty more people go on like the mission. Yeah,
and then we would go like once we know it's
really safe, because we don't want this show to die.
All our fans love this show. Man, we can't we
can't there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, we don't think, but you never know.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
We can't have this show like just disappear like that.
Dudes on Space, it could be called sp dudes on
Dudes in Space Dude, space on dudes, spacey.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Dudes, spacey on dudes, Kevin spacey on dudes, space dudes.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh Man, space dudes on dudes, Space dudes on dudes.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
M H, all right time, what kind of dude is
Michael's straighthand.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He's a whiz man. I think he's a whizz He
has a lot of a lot of innovation which he has.
He innovated the position, the defensive end position. He also innovated,
you know, a career after football. It's kind of gave
birth to you. He kind of gave birth to myself.
He gave birth to many others out there because as
a football player, as an NFL player, people think the
pro typical thing out there that people think is, hey,
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that person can just play football. That person is just
an athlete. While he's the one that kind of broke
that mold for US athletes and then having a better
career after football, and he had an unbelievable career Hall
of Fame career and then having an extra Hall of
Fame career you know post football. Gotta give it to him.
You gotta be a wizard, you gotta have that innovation,
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and he sure does.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But he's like definitely a dude's dude because anytime you're
at Fox, like he's always a fun dude to be around.
At work.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, he is a real fun dude to be around work.
He's so witty man and he's on at all times.
And if you watch his highlights as well on the
football field, you know what I mean, he's just talking
garbage at all times. He's always on. It's something that
I and your man, I know that's always on. Always
are at that size too, because people that size, man,
it takes more to always be on. You're that size,
exactly on that size, and he's always on. Hughes. He
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has a gift, man, He was born with a gift.
There's no doubt about it. And he was a freak
of nature on the field too, so he's also tough. Yeah,
he is a stud man. He's a stud off the field.
He's a start on the field. I mean, and he's
a dog too because he's up.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I mean, he's he looks so long. He kind of
looks like Derrick Henry out there.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, he's a big version of Derrick Henry. Oh yeah,
good point.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
He's also a dog.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Though. Where do you want to go with though? What
summarizes him best? All?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right? On three? You say what you say, I'll say
what I say. One, two, three, stud.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Come on, Jules, we gotta you know, be more on
the same page.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know, freak you think he's why is he a freak?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean, I mean he used to take freaking three
hundred and thirty pounds off the tackles and just throw
him to the ground right out of his way, and
then get to the quarterback and drop him right to
his knees.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And it's pretty freaky that big ass d N football
player is sitting at the table talking like housewives all
around the world and they love them. That is that's freaky.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That is freaking. And it's freaky how he can talk
twenty four to seven as well, and he's always on.
He can come up with an answer and a solution
for anything that's thrown his way. And he can do interviews.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He really get an interview.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He's all purpose man.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
He's freak. Stamp at it. He's a freak.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He is freak.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
We'll be right back after this quick break. Our next guy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I'm feeling pretty good off one beer? Are you actually
like seventh eighth of a beer?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Math guy?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Not one beer yet?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Math guy?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Who's our next guy? Isn't this the guy? The next guy?
Isn't the guy that we play with?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Who do we got?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh? We got number seventy six? Bye Michael by you freak?
We got Oh? I don't want him to see me like,
don't show that, Like I just to a picture. I
don't want to come after me.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He's a freak.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, he's a freak. But alright, alright, back to Sebastian.
I'm gonna have I'm gonna hire Sebastian to be my
body guard. A second round pick and I think two ten,
two thousand and nine, maybe some Sebastian Vomber Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Volomer aka Sea Bass, Sea Bass, kick his ass, start
the clock. What does AI have to say about him?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Bump bump bum Ai. Let's see if AI knows anything.
Listendorf shumming people. Sebastan Vomber was a prolific offensive tackle
for the New England Patriots, known for his six eight
frame and three hundred and twenty pounds of strength.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Strength.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You know I strong. If I've ver tall, ver tall.
It made me feel like a dwarf, like a little boy. Yeah, yeah,
I was a little boy out there actually. Over his career,
he started eighty of his eighty eight games that he played,
helping the Patriots win two Super Bowls, super Bowl forty
nine and Super Bowl fifty one. Yeah, weren't in Dusseldorf Germany.
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Dussel dove Vahmer didn't start playing football until he was
fourteen fourteen fourteen four yeah one four nine. After retiring
in twenty sixteen, he became a booming NFL broadcaster in Germany,
often acting as a Patriots ambassador. Off the field, he's
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known for his down the earth personality and dedication to
promoting football in his home country. And some fun facts
real quick. Volmer was one a barbecue cookoff in his neighborhood.
What a fun fact that is won a barbecue cookoff
in his neighborhood. Hey, I man, Hey I where did
you pull that from? Oh my, he's an avid beekeeper.
(23:46):
Oh my god, the beekeeper. He ate all his honey,
He ate all his honey. So he's sixty eight, that
is why six A and freaking tosses up weight like
it's nothing, nothing, nothing, That's where I was going. And
he once accidentally locked himself out of his own house
while wearing only his underwear.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's on AI, What the heck?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think I love Sebastian even more. That's a Sebastian
type move though. That's a sea bass move right there.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh my god, sea Bauch. He was so large.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But he was so large and so strong, he could
have probably just lifted up his own house, like you
know Patrick On on SpongeBob, how he just lifts up
the rock in his house and goes And he should
have just lifted up his house like threw it up
in the air real quick and then went under it,
and then he would have been fine.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He lit. We all used to live next to each
other m hm in that street, Yeah, we did. He
could definitely probably lift that house up.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
What was the name of that street again, was it
Cha Lane?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Chay Lane?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I was Shae Lane. I was in a bashan with
Shae Lane. And then you were pacing, but you were
like half half a mile if that away from us.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, it was a bike rid away. Yeah, bike ride
freaking sea Bass. We were drafting the same draft he was.
He was such a big dude, and he was always
really smart, Like he always had really great questions to
like Scarnako or Josh. I just remember him always being
able to like, hey, coach, but what if this happens
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on this and we're in this, you know, Like he
had a really outgoing thought process of the game for
someone who never grew up around the game.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Or really or really knew the game.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, how do you he starts playing at fourteen? Yeah,
you could start playing at fourteen, which is different than
kids that start playing in fourteen here, But it was
so natural here.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Also, when he was playing at fourteen, it wasn't like
real football. He was playing. What league was that the club? Yeah,
it was like some type of club football. Wasn't the
same walls, wasn't the same schemes, none of that. I mean,
there was some similarities of the league that he was
playing in when he started playing football, but it was
nothing like American football.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So where he go to university, it was a Houston
where he had a pretty solid career there. And then
the way he got to the Patriots, I'm pretty sure,
like the newing of Patriots, they were looking for an
offensive tackle at the time, you know, to start for them,
or just a back and uh yeah. And I'm pretty
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sure he played in the East West game after after
being you know, in college at the University of Houston,
and that's when he really got scouted by the Patriots.
And I'm pretty sure the Patriots sent Dante Scarnaccio, one
of the best offensive line coaches in the history history
of the game, no doubt about that. I mean, he's
the reason to a lot of our success in New England.
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And what's wild is like he's tiny. Like you know,
offensive line coaches are usually offensive lineman beforehand, like Dante
Scarnacia demanded a room. He was older, like seventy five
seventies what five ten eighty pounds and he just lined
up his offensive lineman like a drill sergeant and just trawled.
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I'm like, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I remember the first day of rookie camp, Scar yelling
at Sea Bass saying something like.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
You guys, you fat pieces shit better start running. Well,
you guys are out here bouncing around this league for
five six years. I'm gonna you have to work out
Walmart because I'm like, get fired for not getting you
to be able to play.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It was like the first day of rook otis. I'm like,
oh my god, I don't know if he was going
to Sea Bass, but I was like that was my
welcome to the NFL moment, Like holy shit. And then
they scouted Sebastian. They had a workout with him.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean I saw I think he did his pro
day he did his pro day and he put him
through a workout and he said that, you know, Sebastian
was smart. He did everything that he was told. He
picked up on everything. He picked up on the schemes
right away. It's just showing how smart he was. And
they also talked about how Sebastian learned that English language?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And that was just watching American flicks, American TV, American TV. Man,
I watched German TV, and my eyes are going to
space faster than Michael Strahan went to space. This guy learned.
How'd English?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
How did you learn English?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh? Just learned it just growing up, just did. I
was around it a lot as a kid, being around
my mom, my dad, my brother's friends.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Who is your first word?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Mama mama? But it was baba mama. I wonder what
Sebastian's first word was, because it's not mama, that's English.
What do you think it was?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's probably like uh oma, oh ohmah's grandma and like German.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You want to know what Bill Belichick once said too
about Sebastian Vomer, What do you say is that when
Sebastian would utter things underneath his breath German or something
yeah in German. Yes, he knew that it was never good.
He knew it was never good.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's a that's a great observation, Coach Belichick. That's called
scouting right there. Sebastian was athletic great.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Hey, I'm scouting Sebastian right now. Okay, I know you're
getting excited. He's athletic, great size, he was light on
his feet. He has thirty six to thirty eight inch arms,
depending on the workout that he did that day. He's
thick everywhere, dude, I'm telling you, he's thick. His CAFs,
his squads, forearms, bice trisups abs. See like he's thick.
(29:37):
It's like he almost had a six pack, but he
didn't because he was so big. But he dick like
thick boy man. But he wasn't like fat, No, he wasn't.
Well now he's like a bodybuilder.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
He's shredded. He looks so good right now.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
He looks like a tight end.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He looks like he Van dam was like six foot eight.
He's that ripped right now.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He's got good feet.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
He always had good feet. He was always on balance.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I was working out with him. Brian's yeah, yeah, aps yes,
aps my going into my second year in the league.
During the lockout, at the NFL lockout, we would always
be working out there. I just remember him working out
and like I was just amazed how strong he was.
He took one hundred and forty pound dumbbell, just went
right on the bench, grab the other one just like this,
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that easy, and just started tossing it up for a
set of ten, one hundred and forty pound dumbells for
a set of ten, like it was nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The Gentlemans have particular beer that makes them very strong.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, then let me keep drinking jewels because I want
to be very strong like Sebastian. And if he was
drinking beer to make him strong, I need another beer.
Fill me up, please, I already had one. I want
one more. I got you, Well, you fill me up.
How about the time when Coach Belichick put him out
there and he's told Sebastian Bomer, hey, if you catch
his punt, you're done for to day. Everyone's off practice. Hey,
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that's all meetings. What happened? What happened? What did Sebastian do?
He caught a punt?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He gave us training camp. That was early in our career.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was that was my I think my rookie year
or my my second year in the league. I think
it was my second year. But that was great. See Bass,
thank you for coming through. I'll remember it, you know,
for the rest of my life that you got me
off meetings that night. Thank you, amen, because those meetings
are way too long.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
His first start in two thousand and nine was the
was that Tennessee Titans game where it snowed in like
October fifteenth or something like that. He was replacing Matt
Light who was starting. I think he got banged up.
We didn't give up a sack like it was his
first game in pressure was on young football player from
Germany and helps give up zero sacks and we blew
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out the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That like what fifty nine nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It was fifty nine nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You want to know why, you guys, you know won
that game fifty nine nothing and White time threw like
eight touchdown passes in the first quarter because he was
very comfortable as Sebastian Bohmer was his left tackle.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He was comfortable just like we were all comfortable. When
Coach Belichick said, hey, Sebastian Bohmer, do you catch this
punt right here on this windy day at training camp,
when we've been running you guys for fifteen straight days
into the ground, not a day off, full pads twice
a day. If you catch his punt, I'm gonna give
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you guys meetings off tonight. But we will have practice tomorrow.
But you guys will have meetings off tonight. And what
do he do? He caught the punt. We didn't have meetings.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
He caught the punt so I could go home and
do this quick. We got to give him a little
bit more credit in his broadcasting career because he has
made a name for himself in the country of Germany,
because he is bringing the game and a lot of
awareness of American football and bringing it over and he's
doing a great job to translate it. I see a
lot of things he translates English to germanslator. Yeah, to
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help people in that country understand the game. So he's
doing a great job expanding and have an unbelievable role
like that.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Without doubt, he's making the game bigger. He probably loves
his home country, he does, and he loves football. It's
great for him to be able to share the game
that he's loved with the people that where he's from.
That's like some beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's beautiful, like like Europe. It is beautiful, like like Poland. Actually,
Poland's beautiful, and that's why, you know, Sebastian is so
beautiful as well. Because Poland's right near Germany. It might connect,
but I don't think it does. I think they touch
the touch. That's why we just just sympathize for each other.
And we have so much connection because I'm a Pollock,
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he's Germany, and we just we just have that you know, tightness.
We feel each other, we understand each other. And he's
just a good guy. I'm a good guy, and I'm
just gonna keep drinking and just keep getting emotional because
I'm blacked out. It's a beer and a half jewels time.
(33:52):
All right, all right? What is he? You're ready? You're ready?
I just broke out of I was you were in it.
I was in it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Dude is Sebastian Bohmer. I mean he is pretty studley
if you think about it, a guy that came from
he's probably one of the badass dudes from his country.
Never played our country's most famous sport, most popular sport
and comes in and becomes a fucking damn good football player.
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All right on three, you say what you think he is,
I'll say what I think he is, all right, one, two, three, whiz.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, babe, give me some, Give me some.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Obviously, probably we know him, we played with them, so
we're gonna be on the same page of what he is.
I mean, he's definitely a whiz if you think about it,
to be able to come out out of high school
from Germany, to go to a university in America and
play American football, learn the language through TV, be as
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smart as he was on the field. You never saw
me from Sebastian Bohmer like he's for sure is clutch
catching the punt for us to get us the night
off of meetings, like he was the guy. He's a
whiz for sure.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
You said it all, Jewels, you said it all. Here's
a whiz guy. Smiders can be picked up the scheme
stop one of the hardest blocking schemes, and all football.
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I think he picked up English better than you and
I speak it.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
He sure has, and if you ask him he would
agree that he definitely would. I love those too, but
they cuckoo, the cuckoo. That's what he would say, is
everybody casey, I love them, I love them. M oh,
we love you, sly Bass.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
All right, let's get to our next guest, Richard.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
It's so stupid, that's freaking funny. That's the whole point
of it, right, what's the whole point of the show, d.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It's too great? What kind of dudes each guys are?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Or or? Oh well, I got really off track because
I thought it was to be silly.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean, we're silly while we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh well, then we're both on the same page. We
both have our own goals. Yours is the rate, dudes,
mine's to be silly.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Sometimes you got to rate a dude to be silly.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, well, let me ride another dude.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Are we reading nuts to als?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is a German episode. The Germans are very serious.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm sorry for joking around and trying to make people
laugh and be silly. It's it's a serious show now.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That means no in German.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
This beer like tastes like sour patch kids. It's really
sweet and tasty. It's like a wine.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's a heafen weisn I think, well, it's very good.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
There's got to be sugar in here or something.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'm telling you, really, I think that's like a huge
part of beer.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Delicious sugar. Is that what?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's how it makes alcohol really? Really? Okay, all right,
let's get onto Amenhra Saint Brown. What does the AI
have to say about Amnhra Saint Brown?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Start the clock a Monra Saint Brown, a standout wide
receiver for the Detroit Lions, is known for his precise
route running and reliable hands. Since his debut in twenty
twenty one, he's consistently shown his talent, amassing three hundred
and forty six catches for three thousand, eight hundred seventy
seven yards and twenty four touchdowns. Man he made a
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name for himself at USC before hitting the NFL with
German roots, adding an interesting twist to his backstory, Saint
Brown carries a rich heritage off the field. He's known
for his genuine, down the earth nature and commitment to
giving back to the community.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
He's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
He's a good guy. I watched him on receiver. Hard
working guy, that's for sure. He's been working his bottom
off ever since he was a young buck doing all
the ladder drills. His dad was there to train him.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That was mister Universe nice crazy twice. Whoa, there's like
videos of Amran his brother who's also in the league.
What's what's his name? Equadinias? Yeah, I'm not reading that.
That's so hard.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Equinymius, you want to you want to know what emis means?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Well, there's like sometimes I like just know things like
it's just wild. You're gonna probably be mind blown. But Demius,
there's things I can't say, but there's things I know. Equinomius,
it's the Egyptian god of medicine.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh Im Tip is the Egyptian god.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh my gosh, Okay, let me redo that one. Hold on,
hold on. You want to know what equonomous h of toppings?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Imo hot Tip?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah? Tip? What is the Egyptian god of medicine.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's tough to say, and I can't believe you knew that.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I just know things like that.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
So Amura is the Egyptian king of gods, e Comminas.
Emotep is the Egyptian god of medicine. Osirus is Egyptian
god of death. Hey, those are some badass names. His
dad had a plan for these kids. He definitely had
a plan and they're going out and they're executing. I'm
(39:16):
such a fan of all melt right, I said, Brown.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You want to know what he reminds me of, the
way that he plays the game, the way that he
runs his routes, bowl routes and cuts out routes like you, Jules,
like you, and they're very similar mine.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Man, we had We do have similar game, I feel.
I mean, because he moves around a lot, he's great
with the ball in his hands.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
And most importantly, you both are boxer ripped. He's ripped,
You're ripped, he's ripped. You guys have similar belt, same height.
I think I'll tell you five.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Times which never mind he's six foot, sorry he's six foot, but.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You're both ripped. Central He's fucking diesel.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
He's versatile, he makes big catches, and I'm excited for
him in the Detroit Lions. I mean, he's going to
be a cornerstone of this organization and where they're going
in these next few years, and hopefully it's it's to
the top. I think it's time for Detroit to have
their time.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
He has great yak ability when he catches the ball.
He makes guys miss always. He's strong, runners, strong, lower.
He doesn't just help out the team, he helps out
Jared Goff tremendously as quarterbacks love players.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yea daddy yack.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I mean it just pats their stats big time. And
I mean he can track that ball. Yeah, he's good
at tracking the ball. Track He was really good. He's
really good at that. And I would say that might
pertain to, you know, some training with his dad, because
when I was growing up, my dad would hit tennis
balls at us like really high and we would have
to track the ball and then he would hit it
like full speed as too, so our reaction time would
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just improve week and week out as a kid, So
he kind of had a similar, you know style growing up.
Brothers obviously to compete with. And then also his dad,
you know, put him through drills and training right away
as a kid. So being able to track a just
goes way back to when you're a child, and he
does a great job with it on the football.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills. I'm
a part of that club as well. I remember my
dad when I was getting into the league to return punts.
I never were caught punts really. You know, I did
a little in college, but I was a quarterback. But
I would get on the press box at the high
school and punt off the press box while I had
those a pair of sunglasses that were taped with one
(41:26):
eye closed. So I had to catch a punt off
of my dad kicking it off the press box while
my sister was throwing little like tennis balls at me
so distract me, Like, you know, having the crazy d
He definitely had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills.
You can just tell, Well, we did too. Loved this guy.
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Tough guy. He plays with toughness. It's tough. It's crazy
when one of your guys on your offense, one of
the toughest guys in your offense is your receiver. It's
it's very rare and he's like that. He brings the
toughness to that team. Him and Penney Sewel and a
lot of guys. But he's one of those guys. You
watch him in the run game is blocking in the
(42:08):
run game is huge. He goes in, lays hat on
the safeties, digs guys out for force. Uh, you can
put him anywhere. He makes catches in every spot. He
can run ball down. He runs good go routes too.
I mean he's not just a slot guy. He's a
versatile guy. Ball great in his hands, hard to bring down,
way faster than you think. He's elitely quick, He's stronger
(42:32):
than what you think. He's a fucking good football player.
That's why you getting paid hell of money, getting paid
thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Thirty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I think he's got thirty million dollars contract.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
That's more than you made your whole current Damn Near.
I feel bad for you, Jewels, Damn Near. Podcasts help
you out. Hopefully the podcast will. Oh my raw man,
I'm trying to make slot receiver.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You come join, dude?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah? Can you also tweet out? Uh? You know this
podcast because we're just trying to make some money. Jewels
made his whole career thirty million. You know which you
made it?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
You made?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
So can you help us out? Can you help him out?
Can you tweet us here? Hey? Mom? Please? Please, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Think our dads could beat up his dad?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Uh maybe if it was two verse one, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I think that would be tough.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Papa Adam Dog Papa Gronk versus Papa Saint Brown.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That would be a fuck coming to arena near you.
That's a cage match, right. I just got a hip surgery,
so I think he'd be a little out right now.
But he bites some decaps, he'd do some Dan Campbell ship.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I think Amon has been throwing a couple tds as well,
which is pretty cool. I've been watching, you know, Detroit Lions.
I'm a fan of the Lions actually, especially coach Dan Campbell.
They're just fun to watch and he fits the system
and he's bringing, you know, that that type of style
to life that Dan Campbell wants and that's why he's
such a great mold there in that organization. And it's
(43:57):
cool because they do all the trick plays and he's
so versa told that he can throw the ball as
well and do what you know they're asking him to do.
So obviously, you throwing a couple of passes in your career,
how would you rate his passes that he has thrown, Jules.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I mean touchdowns he's got, he's got through a Teddy
to what was it twenty twenty four, Week four against Seahawks,
had a receiving touchdown and a throwing touchdown and a
passing touchdown. He threw it back to Jared Golf.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, he did. He threw it back to Jared.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
It looked like a tight spiral. He's so strong that
you know he got tight. He got it. He probably
got a strong.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Ass on and he laid it in perfectly.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, he could throw the ball. He could throw the ball.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
One trade. I would say that Dan Campbell, I've seen
him talking about him in a press conference, is just
how consistent he is with his routine. And to be
a great player in the NFL, you got to have
a great routine, especially as you get older, especially as
the years continue to pack on you. You got to
have that routine to be, you know, consistent so you
can go out there and do what you need to
(44:57):
do out on the football field when you're twenty twenty
one too. I mean there's a little routine, but not
as big of a routine that you need to be
when you want to consistently be on top of your
game when you start hitting your mid twenties to thirties
and aman Ross Saint Brown has a routine. He's going
to play for a while and he's a great player
out there and just huge props with him for what
(45:18):
he's doing in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Real mature of him to realize the routine too at
such a young part of his career. Like, if you're
that's a mature mindset. If you're that's like a pro.
When you get into the locker room, you have your
time dialed out for what you have to do to
get your work in to make you better each and
every day. And you could just tell he's a product
of that routine. Does the same shit, probably does the
(45:40):
catching drills before the game, which I think he does.
He has the weight routine. I bet you he does
a lot of prehab. I mean, he's he's definitely a
routine guy. But he's his mom's from Germany, right. He
speaks German. He also speaks French, he speaks English. He's
got a great podcast with his brother, A thirty third team.
After were in his first touchdown in twenty twenty three,
(46:02):
remember the little hip thrust thing.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
He did, No, I don't Can you show me.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
The key and pill?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
He's like, yeah, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
He said he would have gave he would have been
flagged if he gave one more pump like the kid.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, he knew.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
He's a smart guy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
He knew one more like six more pump. He was done.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
One more pump and he's done. Oh here it is
one pump to pump and he stopped. That's that's discipline.
Is discipline.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Dan Campbell wanted to see that third pump too.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Did he?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
He did?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, he wanted he wanted a fifteen yarder.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
No, he wanted to see in the locker room after
the game. Yeah right, crazy.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Uh well, Jules, have you ever been flagged for a celebration?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I have none. I got, I got. I got fined
for throwing the ball in the stand. That's not a
flag though. Yeah, did you get flaging?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I got? I did one time. I actually Gronk spiked
the football really hard, and coach balichak always hard. Don't
spike it near in a polter because if it hits anyone,
it's a fifteen yard penalty. Yeah, And I literally spiked
it was versus Jets. I think it was a Monday
night game. It was Sunday night football. It was my
second year in the league. When I was going off
scoring all those touchdowns, and I Gronk spiked it and
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no one was around the ball literally went like fifteen
yards that way and it hit the guy in the shoulder,
and there was a flag thrown and then all of
a sudden he was like, oh, whatever, personal foul number
eighty seven on the offense, penalty will be added on
to the kickoff. And I was sitting there like, how
did I just get a penalty? Like, well, what did
I just do? And I watched the replay and they
(47:45):
showed the ball going like fifteen yards all the way
over to the left and hitting the Jets player in
the shoulder. Yeah, it was the weakest penalty I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Because you're too jacked. You literally threw the ball so
hard at the ground and went fifteen yards the other way.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It was like the same power as mister Olympian, mister
Saint Brown.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Mister Saint Brown. What a badass to have sons in
the NFL like that.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
And he's and he's more jack than all of them.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I don't think any he was. He was, he was,
he was. Those guys are Those guys are pretty jacked.
And you know, the apples don't fall too far from
the tree. They're all jack, man, They're all jacked. Would
you rather have a dad that's mister universe or an
arm wrestling World champ Tyson bay Beige It remember the
backup QB on the Bears, his dad over the top,
(48:34):
fucking Sylvester Stallone trying to win the goddamn.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Seventh I would say an arm wrestler champion, dad of
the world because it just kind of lasts longer. You know,
you'll always have that power as an arm wrestler jacked
by the world, I know, but I feel like that
doesn't last as long. I mean, you're still gonna be jacked,
but like as an arm wrestling if.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
You're the most jack guy in the universe, mister universe,
he's the jackie.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
You would you would be the ultimate dude. Actually, if
you're the most jacked this person in the world.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, arm wrestle tellent's cool ash Danium Mandola that I
mean he broke someone's arm doing it?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah he did, wasn't it after a party? At a
party after the super Bow.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I can't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
All right, we're done, but we can keep that in
because it was.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I would rather have.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
I would have my dad be mister Universe and the
most jacked man in the whole. Gott it. I want,
I want.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I think I'm going one thousand percent, mister universe fucking
bloom bling. I'm going straight, Jack Homie.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Could you show me that again? Please?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Boom bo wow.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I just never seeing you in that character, Jules. I
was pretty impressive. Mite. Was that your gentleman in you?
That you know you flexing like that?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah? Yeah, ah wow a gentleman in me? Time. Well,
what kind of dude is Alman Rah Saint Brown, Almo
Ross Saint Brown? What kind of guy is he?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I mean, he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
He's a dude. Is he a dude's dude? He seems
pretty cool. He is cool, he's smart as fuck, he
knows ten languages. He's also a stud. Second round guy
went to USC, grew up and you grew up in
anh You grew up in so cal and you get
to go to USC or a fucking stud. That's just
that you know you're stud. He's a freak. He's explosive
(50:33):
as hell. I wouldn't put him in that freak category though.
I think it's he's he's more impressive because he's not
so big and he's not a freak.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
You got you gotta be huge, you gotta be huge
or something like k Metcalf freak dog.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
He's definitely relentless is he's definitely so.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
He's motivated big time as well.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Every day he's self motivated. He's a self motivated He's juice.
Here's juice, all right. On account of three. You tell
me who you think he is, I'll tell you what
I think he is on three one two three. Dog.
He's a dog. He's definitely. Did you say dog? He
said stud?
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
I thought I heard dog.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I said stud. Just because he's very athletic.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
But he's got that toughness in them, that gritty he does.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
He does have some serious toughness to him.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
He's top to a level that you see when he
gets putting.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
The Lions on the map, helping put them on the map.
It fits Dan Campbell's program.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
He's one of the flat carriers of that team, and
that team is full of dogs.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
You want to know why he might be a dog,
then why might why I might go with you because
he knows all sixteen wide receivers that were drafted ahead
of him, and he recites them before every game. And
that is dog energy right there.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
That's fucking's a that's a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
That's like my dog. Ralphie. He's smaller, and he can
recite every big dog that goes by him, and he
attacks him every time. That's like the sixteen wide receivers
that were drafted ahead of them. They're all bigger and
better than him, they were saying, and he tax them
and recites him before every game. That's some dog energy.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
That's that's some crazy ship and you gotta have. Yeah,
that's that's a dog. That's a stamp.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
You're right, he's a dog.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
We'll be right back after this quick break. In honor
of our German themed episode, today, we're gonna learn a
little bit of German little Deutschland.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Oh my gosh, old, let me pray first, Oh my god,
God bless me for this episode. Thank you. All right,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
All right, let's learn some German words. The first one
is London long dong.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
I know what this one is, long dong long dong.
Long Germans are London are Fanny Lunding landong land land landong.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Long dong is touchdown London.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Well, that means I have a long dong because I
scored a lot of touchdowns. Bro, I missed the wrongdong.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
What do you think this one is?
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Roboh oh, spitz spice spikes spies.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Oh, that definitely means spike, spike.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
It's gotta spitzer, Spitzer, Spitzer, Spitzer, crotch scores and he
spitzer that football?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
What is this? Neonngzig No, skezick.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'm not even gonna try. I'm just gonna let you
have this one.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
New and Chezi no, noon.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, I'm gonna try. And then no, I'm not gonna try.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm not new, un dishing new on DIZI what is it?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:49):
First down?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Nine? Turnover sixteen? Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Uh sixty nine? How do you say it? Nine? Six nine?
Speaker 2 (54:04):
No? No?
Speaker 1 (54:04):
That hey, under the sheets over here tonight, I will shake.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
What's the next one? Group? First down?
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Stick grobo stick, group of stuck, grobe struck.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
First down, Grab your stick, big piece, big p.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Oh man, what the heck? Germans man? I should have
known that one clap. Now that I know we're off
football terms, I may get all these right now.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Grabs clep.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
That's what do you think?
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Beast?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Nah? I don't want to say what I think it is.
I don't know. I don't know claps, what is it?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'm not guessing that was.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
House has got to be house.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I'm here hanging out in the crap. I love the crap.
It's where our podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
I know this one.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Each each your normal, that's that's uh, it's your row.
Oh I open man, we were squirrel. That's totally off. Yeah,
that is girl.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Hard skin at.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I think that's an English word.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Alter alter.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
I'm like, I'm gonna alter your mind. I'm gonna alter
this play. It's you know, some languages, there's or like
the English word is the same as the word and
whatever language that is.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
So this is this is blitz alter.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Dude, dude, dude, iter on Ita, Ita, thank you for
watching it, on iter This is fine.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
I'm learning. I like learning jewels. Learning is good for you. Man,
feels good man to learn.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
It's gonna it's gonna be really to learn.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
This one that pratsma finger.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Sits plats zimp Faninger.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's the pratsma finger.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (56:10):
What is that steak and finger slot receiver, State plats
and finger stake pratts and finger university jeus are starting soon.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
State plats and finger university.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, knaps indeed knaps indeed, that's titan.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
How do we hear that's exciting. K n coop and
spec Coomer spec commer spec.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
I mean that's how a spell uh cuma's.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Back Coomer spak is first down coms comos, back off,
kick off, gaining weight from comfort eating. There is no
English translation. It's like being fat and eating.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I'm coolmost specking right now. I can't say these was properties.
So I'm just gonna go to my comfort and I'm
gonna comes for comfort.
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Let's get another episode of I'm telling you what could
we have done in better next episode?
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Probably not try to speak German? We could do better
the next episode.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
I thought we did pretty well in Germany.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
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Speaker 1 (57:33):
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Speaker 2 (57:38):
But for real, what could we do about our next episode?
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Let us know, guys, we want to know. We want
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Speaker 2 (57:50):
I know something that told the ft that people might
want to see, like we should do life lessons Sometimes well,
it's like a life lesson that you learned throughout your career,
not right now now, right now, I'm talking next episode,
Like what's one couples, Like, what's a life lesson you
learned from being a child. It can be in your childhood,
you know, it could be your middle school, high school, college,
(58:13):
maybe something you learned in the NFL. There's some people
I gotta apologize to out there in my life when
I was younger. Oh, I could definitely apologize. There's some
people that probably are watching me now, like this asshole
made it, like like what an asshole? How did he
make it? Like he didn't deserve it. So maybe, like
you know, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison when the snipers about
(58:34):
to snipe everyone and and freaking Billy Madison call him apologize,
Maybe we can apologize to some people on next episode.
I love I'm just giving my thoughts. You asked, you said,
what can we do better? Next episode? Rate and review.
I'm rating and reviewing and giving my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
I think that's a beautiful comment. Let's go out and
apologize to the people that we feel like we need
to apologize. I mean, young Kapor just passed opening up
to the New Year, when't we say sorry to everyone
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