Game Night

It's game night! Khadeen, Devale, Matt, Josh and Tribble get down and dirty with some fun games that reveal some big secrets! Dead Ass. Watch the full video version early on Patreon! Go to https://Patreon.com/EllisEverAfter to see the After Show and more exclusive Ellis Ever After video content. And find us on social media at @EllisEverAfterPodcast, @khadeeniam and @iamdevale, @joshua_dwain @_matt.ellis, @tribbzthecool. And if you’re listening on Apple podcasts, be sure to rate, review and subscribe.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I played entirely too much.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
And the fact that you play entirely too much is
the reason why we've been banned from some game nights.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
It all started with real talk, unfiltered, honest and straight
from the heart. Since then, we've gone on to become
Webby award winning podcasters in New York Times bestselling authors.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Dead Ass was more than a podcast for us. It
was about our growth, a.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Place where we could be vulnerable, be wraw or but
most apportly be us. But as we know, life keeps
evolving and so do we, and through it all, one
thing has never changed. This because we got a lot
to talk about.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
All right, quick story time. This story is actually one
of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
We were just telling the team the story and everybody
was in stitches.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's so wild, but it's it's a true story.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm not giving no dates and no times we playing
game night. We in our early twenties, right, but we married, right.
Everybody in there is married.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Or with some body, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
That was late twenties, but.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Your late twenties, late twenties, and it was Kadeen's birthday
the day before. I believe it was Kadeen's birthday the
day before, so we were having the game night in
honor of her birthday with all of the couples. The
day before, Kadeen and her girls went out right late,
late late that night, I get a phone call, Hey,
Kadeen's on her way home. She's a little tipsy. You know,

(01:33):
we twenty six, twenty seven, and she just, you know,
make sure you have the door open, because we were
staying at Memi and Papa's because you know, this is
the time where we didn't live.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
In New York. So I'm like, all right, cool, get
the door.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Kadeen stumbling she drunk, can't even you know, she can't
even stand up.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was a dead fish that night.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
She was so done.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
She was so done that it wasn't even like a
time we could be had. Like I had to go
put her in the in the bed and make sure
she had water so she would throw up on me.
Like that's the type of night she had, right, It
was a good night. So the next day, all of
the guys are together that CA's parents house because we
about to have a game night, you know what I'm saying.
And while we're there, I'm making jokes because.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
I played too much per usual as usual.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
So it's a bunch of us, and I'm like, yo, man,
they came in late last night and they was all drunk.
They said they was out at this place because they
went to a local spot. But I was just like, nah,
they wasn't there, bro, they probably went to the strip club,
had dicks on their forehead and shit. And I kept
doing stuff like this and I was just making jokes.
I was like, oh, they probably had dicks on their

(02:32):
forehead and shit. You know how women be when they
go out by themselves having a good time.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I was making jokes.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
It's a bunch of dudes, right, locker room talk, right,
so we all laugh at our highs, me, my brothers,
a bunch of us, and all of our girls was there,
so we all making.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Joe like ye yeah yeah. So now we go downstairs
to play game night.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
While I'm downstairs playing game night, I'm laughing and joking around,
like and all our heroes you come up staring sleans
and I'm like, okay, I'll come upstairs. And Kadeen got
her eyes on me like darts, like her eyes are
looking at me, and I'm like, yo, what did I do, right,

(03:10):
And then the wife goes, did you tell so and
so that we went to the strip club last night?
And I was like, no, I ain't say, well, I
didn't make a couple of jokes that y'all probably did
because but I was joking.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He was joking, laughing right. She was just like, he
ain't think that was funny. I was like, well, let
me go tell son smoothing over and they was like,
it's too late. I'll excuse me.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
He gone, he left, left, took one of the kids
and left.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Took one of the kids and left left her there
with the other kid with the other kid, and Kay
looking at me, pissed, like, it's my birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You messed it up. And I was just like, I
told y'all not to go to the strip club, but
I didn't do that. I didn't do that. But yeah,
game night was over at that point because once it's
just like.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
The whole mood was killed.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, the vibe was thrown off. And a couple innocent
bystanders were there. They were like, oh, shoot, Josh, you
were here that night. She recalled the story and no
clue what was happening. But you just knew that game
night went hour after a while, and I.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Learned in that moment, man, you can't make jokes with
a body.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And I've heard many times that Game Knights have ruined
families and friendship stuff, much like spades and bedwist.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
So that's another story. I got another one. Me and
my brother got kicked out my father's house. But joking
too much. My father kicked us out his house, I
believe it.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's so Scoop after he was probably cheating.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
He was cheating, and Brian called him a cheeta.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
It was just like, ah, you mad, you got caught.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ain't know how Brian did that laugh?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, Brian Schoop was not with it.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
That laugh.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Took this.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're gonna kick your own sons out your own do.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Ever ask nothing ever get in life life.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
He was mad.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
He was two days love you school, all right, karaoke time,
it's game not.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I ain't for Ellis ever after and the crew.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
So we figured we should do a joint karaoke session
just to kind of change things up a bit. You know,
we have some favorite songs. First of all, before we
do karaoke, does anybody have a favorite song that they
at a party. Have to hear like you have to
hear it if you're out at like a cookout wedding party.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know, I know, Matt is the plans.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
For those who.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Don't know, Matt hates line dances.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yeah, I don't really hate line dances. Is it that
I hate wedding DJ just wear out line dance and
they think they killing.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
And then you worked in weddings for so long that Yeah,
I know. My favorite thing to do now is when
I'm out. It is a matter where I am. When
polance comes on, I'm taking a video and.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sending it to Matt.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
I've done that. I got sick and tired to do it.
I'm glad you do it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, every time, I like, really again, I.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
Looked at my phone.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm gonn run a joke. You got one trip?

Speaker 10 (05:57):
I don't know now. I do like the line dances
one except for thebble. I don't like to I feel
like they're calling me fat when I do it. Hey,
big girl, help you back it up, you bitch.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
That's why every time say that.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You realize that that's the word.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, my mother loved the get on it. Something is
gonna be super tight.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's the fact.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
That's the generation is like national anthem.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
It is what it really is.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I know mine?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You're ready for mine? Boom boom?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
All right, there's the group joint and.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Boom doom doom come on.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Like wrong even when you know.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Like to just like godde now, it's the same feeling.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yes, I dare.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's how you got hit.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
That's not.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Home from the proud family. It's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You know, she can't do that, Kelly. You know from
the proud family to uncle, the uncle from they be
like pan that proud.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Every time I trying to tell her to do that,
I'm like, you gotta come like it's from the and
here right and go ahead do it. Oh no, it's
not like the cowardly lions.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Leave that to you.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
You gotta bring it from here that proud.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh oh my god, let's go.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
You can take a quick break and pace of bills
before we get back to cutting up.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You hit a little note, you need a little note.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
We're gonna come up with a l s ever after
concert choir. Who're gonna be the conductor?

Speaker 10 (08:17):
Matt's not gonna say the drummer and the church, the
church drummer choir.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Josh gonna leave with devotion, You're gonna lead with devotion.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I just want the tambourine. I just want the tambourine.
That was always my favorite to be with the tambourine.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
Okay, some people can't hold you get that tambourine everything.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's hard workouts.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It is though, triple to lead singer.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
You want tambourine, I'm gonna just go, Oh, that's it,
straight ad libs.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I am missed that.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Yes, my song I want to hear every party is
never too much though.

Speaker 11 (08:59):
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
To love that at a party.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Never too much, never too much. That's my mother's generation too.

Speaker 9 (09:10):
I mean that has some good music.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
They got real they do with real instruments.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
The only thing is they songs be like eighteen minutes.
Me and my mom was listening to one of these
songs because.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Three minutes of intro, you gotta set it up.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
We've listening to something.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
It was all the music video. You gotta set it
set that up in the music video. You gotta get
out the car.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
People had to know what people had attention span back then.
That's what they did.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
We don't have nothing.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
These songs now be.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Less thirty seconds, Yeah, thirty seconds, and then everybody in
the band had to get their ship off too, tum.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
So it's a four minute solo.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That is a fact.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Man, I have to have a bad mind forward by
my pull up when they play the record set, Oh
watch you ta.

Speaker 11 (10:01):
And now you're going, that's what I was thinking to
I went straight reggae car.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, how about this this this boy from Oh my gosh, but.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Oh my god, we need to really have a contract.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Son.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Yeah, killed Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
For too straight.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Baby, listen, it's still going. It's still going, all right.
Do we have an opera no out for this episode?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, we do, amazing.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Since it's game now, I wanted to ask Josh a question.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Do you remember the game?

Speaker 8 (10:48):
Got like that trip?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I remember?

Speaker 8 (10:52):
I like that trip.

Speaker 10 (10:53):
For me to do it exactly, that doesn't count. That's
not how you play. We've been playing this game. I've
been playing this game for like the last like fifteen years.
It's just the game. If you want to play, we
can play, Okay. The object of the game is just
to remember the game, all right, Just remember the game
remember the game her now?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Game?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why am I nervous? It's very like you see.

Speaker 10 (11:19):
Okay, okay, okay, we got to be I've already played today,
so we can't play again.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Okay, but you'll know, you'll know how to play with it.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Just remember the game.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I'm not going to tell us nothing. That's the game.
Just to remember the game.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
You don't remember the game, and a person remembers the
game that you you hear.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
You've said too much. The object of the game is
to remember the game.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's not it. Just remember the game. I remember the game.
I know. I play all day, so I'm gonna remember
the game I play.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
And then.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't even know what the game is.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
I lost remember.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
I only know because I see them consistently doing it
over the past year.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
The game is, we did the game.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
The object of the game is to remember the game. Okay,
I'm playing this game.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
With people all over the world right now. Okay, it's amazing.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
But uh, speaking of games as well, The NFL season
starts tonight.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Is anybody excited about that? These guys are really.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Now?

Speaker 10 (12:21):
This episode will come out much later, and so maybe
we'll know more about where I'm at in my fantasy league.
But I got Josh Allen as a quarterback, and it
looks like the Bills are gonna be, uh.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Every year their favorite. He's a really good He's a
really good fantasy fantasy. Yes he is. It don't even
matter how the team does. Absolutely amazing because he gonna run.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
He's gonna run four hundred and fifty. He's gonna get
you three four touchdowns either he rushes them inn He
always gets numbers too, and it's a point for people
to know that you, especially when they get on the
goal line, he's gonna score because he's either gonna run
in a pass it.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's why he's really good in fantasy.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
And he can't get injured, knock on back.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
He plays all sixteens now seventeen games.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yes, I just.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Know that all my televisions are donna have football on
for the foreseeable future, and I either got to sit
through it and with it.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Because I like football, I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
But it's like a Monday, a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday, Sunday.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah no, I don't call me for your fantasy leagues.
I'm not joining Hell.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Send Hell.

Speaker 11 (13:21):
We up the pot this year to fifty fifty dollars
this year. I've been playing for like fifteen years. Now
you finally up the pot to fifty dollars fantasy. Yeah,
so I'm actually taking it seriously this year. I'm gonna
I'm gonna win.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh good luck.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yes, I've never participated in fantasy football or basketball.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Ever.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
I can't do.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I don't play video games. It's just not my thing.
I'm gonna enjoy watch. I'm enjoy sitting down with the
boys and watching so that we can learn more about
the game.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But that's about it.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
See. My excuse is because baseball season is going on.
It's the prime time for baseball going into race. The
basketball season about to start, right, I catch football right
before the playoffs, I.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Catch football, or when I come up with football.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Yeah, I tried base but one year, and that that
is taxing.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I can't do fantasy.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (14:03):
I'm from Ohio, the state of corn, the state of football.
So I gotta play fantasy. I play with a bunch
of girls. We put forty dollars in the pot. I
forget about five times out of ten to change my
to set my LI lineup. This is my seventh place here.
I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It.

Speaker 11 (14:22):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so Yahoo, you can automate it. You
can just press the button and start your Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I had to automate my draft this year because I
was been doing something else then I did.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's like a lottery the draft. If you automated, they
just picked for you.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, they picked for you.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what That's what jack Jackson was like.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
So Jackson, it wins every fantasy league he's in because
his friends, they're all thirteen fourteen.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
They go automated. Jackson be up there with his glass.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Sure you know everybody's that.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was me.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
I was like, Jackson, you going on your team? He
started listening to people. I was like, well you want
already based off those players.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yo, Jackson is wo Janowski. He will and he'll tell
you a reason why. He'll like Josh Allen based on
his percentages in the red zone he scores.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, like every sports knows, every sat every person.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Yeah, even even from the Jackson or Yeah, yeah, I
got a A. I got an A minus in my
draft finally, so I'm looking forward to winning.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Good luck to everybody.

Speaker 9 (15:16):
I want six A few years ago in the league
with a friend of ours.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Wow, Wow, that's amazing. So on that note, I'm ready
to play some games.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Bad, let's play some games. I'm with it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Let's do it, Let's do it. I mean, well, we
have first up? Would you rather?

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Is that one?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Triple?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Maybe you want to bring us through this episode, especially
because I know you're kind of.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Making me this out, making Josh nervous. Guys, k is
nervous too.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, No, I'm not nervous. I told you all about
one story, honey, so we're not to be worried about here.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Should make you nervous. We got five questions.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Find out which one of these kids ain't mine? Cat.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Maybe there's no way that he might have want to
come from my stomach like that.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
He looked just like me. Now, Dakota, I'm watching, Oh
you ain't. He don't like me half the time?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
He only three. Kids don't typically like me until they
get past four. Because I'm dad that I can't do nothing.
I don't got no titties. I tell him no to everything.
The answer is always gonna be find your brothers.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
So from three to.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Four, kads ain't like me neither. Once they get four,
then they become Daddy's four.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Going on side, I still got a little more baby
time left, you do, all right?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Would you rather? Let's go? Let's let's go with that.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Okay, So there's three games in total. There's five questions
for each game.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
I will encourage you if you see question on there
you don't want to ask, and you have a question
or a prompt that you want to ask it's not
on there, go ahead and do it. You know, I
don't want to put people out and you know what
I'm saying. I tried my best to be appropriate, but
some of these questions might be a little scary. So
if we start with would you rather, this is how

(16:56):
the game goes. We'll pose a question would you rather
A or or be? And you got to pick one
of those things.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You can't be teetering on the fence one or the.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
Other, and then give us a short explanation as to why.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, because so we'll get through, all right.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
First one, would you rather all your dreams play out
in real time on Instagram or your most embarrassing moments
go viral on TikTok where you asking this to everybody
to direct it to somebody.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Everybody can answer this one, Yeah, jump in easy Instagram, bro,
Absolutely all my dreams.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
Going viral in China.

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Now, these aren't your like inmost dreams.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
These are the dreams that you have when you're.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Sleep at nightmares. Alright, it's better than my embarrassing moments
being all over the world.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
This is this is why I agree with Matt. If
it's a dream and people know what's a dream, you
get a pass. If it's an embarrassing moment and they
see it, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Live with that, bro. I'll go with the dreams. I'm like,
I was dreaming, Well, what you want me to do?
What you want me to do? I was dreaming.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
I can't be in control of my dreams.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Viral moments go on TikTok, because if that's gonna get
me engagement in following money, I'm a secure bag, honey,
because embarrassing for what whatever, we're humans.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
We can't dreams.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Part fifty one.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm inclined to say that the more embarrassing moments might
garner more money.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
But can I monetize the dreams?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Though you can, You're just not gonna make as much
money because when people want to see you get embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Especially if you've got lame mass dreams like I do. Understand,
I'm always going to see in the business perspective, how
can we flip this here and make it a positive
you know what I'm saying. Like, think about people who
have had like sex scandals and whatnot. It's typically blown
over and garnered.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Hey, lion, I got to call spade a spade. You
line you would not be willing to do a sex tape.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I didn't say sex. The reason why some people go
viral is because of like a sex tape. They start there,
but then they get opportunities because they become famous.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Right, So before you say no, Before say no, you
just answered the question and said you'd rather have your
most embarrassing moments go out because you can monetize it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm calling cap because.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
When I try to do videos with you with that
bond it on, you'd be like no, even though it's
going to do it still.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, But my thing is.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You said you would rather be embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
But I'm saying no because when I asked you to
do a video with your bonding, you'd be like no,
So you do care about.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Actually, to be honest, I've told my most embarrassing moment
on this podcast before, which was me taking.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
A ship, like go watch go watch the episode last night.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Usually I end up just like sometimes I just rather
like fix my hair real quick, but we've done bonding
videos and whatnot, like or sometimes I don't feel like
doing the video, so that might be nice.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
You said you don't mind the embarrassment. I just I
don't know how true that is.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It's making money, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
I would not want to be embarrassed.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
I would have to pick the dreams thing because I'm
embarrassed about some shit I did like six days ago,
still like nobody even knows that it happened but me,
and I'm still like, you.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Know, it's funny too. Sometimes things that you think are
embarrassing to you other.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Than people.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
Be those things that you say you just day dream
like you cringe.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
And then nobody can care to yourself, right, unless something happens,
like in front of somebody else, and then it's like,
I don't know, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Would you rather all your underwear fabric be slightly itchy
or all your underwear be slightly too small?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Too small small is the wrong place to be.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
You can't order back because small you can cut joints out.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm cutting that to give you a little extra cut
into a thung.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
So, look, this is some since we're talking truth. I've
had to cut my underwear before. When you start playing
sports and you got a squat all day, right, your
waist is still a medium, but your your thighs. So
there was a moment in college when my ship was
like super tight, and I was like, hey, she was
cut it.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
So I used to cut the inside, put a split
on the inside, or it would naturally wear out, so
that all the draws had like holes in the center.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
At one point, I'm like, bro as a west Ending.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
If your taxic I rued and someone took it to
the hospital, draws, I'm like, it's a reflection of your home.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I was like, we have to go up in size
or get something stretchier.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
You know, it's facts.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
But I mean if I fall down the road and
they got to medically attend me, I don't give a crap.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
It's only that stuff our mother's worried about. We're not
worried about that.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I cut my drawers into a throng. I don't care.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
Tight underwear because eventually it rides up to yeah, right,
your leg, Yeah you'll be not back door.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And then imagine you in public trying to like scratch.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
That either way, either way you're gonna be doing that
either either way, trying to get it.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Out real quick, ridiculous, hilarious.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I'm sorry, I got the visual them.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
That is the worst.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
For the small thong triple. Have you ever had a
front leggie?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, the thong with a song barely is going in
each other's eyes when you asked this question, said.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Like, we wear thighs in the front. When the wedgie
goes in the front and it's not up the back,
then it's like them dumb is the uncomfortable ones Like, yeah,
nobody wants a thong up the front portion.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
I have a I have a Skims thong.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't even know what to say right now. I'm
getting too many visuals. Yeah, no, no, no, that's good
that the visual is good. Remember he talked about dreams.
This would be a dream that was going to play
out and on.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Instagram, and the embarrassing moment would be picking out the.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Front weggie in somebody's dream.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
That was amazing.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Yeah, I have a Skims song that's like spank real real,
real tight that fronts.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Of the span the spanks one especially Lord Jesus not
going to get that out.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
And the way they's saying it, I'm like, I feel
like it hurt.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
Visual at the same time, like hurt.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I need to come.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Immedian into your face whole that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You look like a little kid.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
You look like the nine year old Josh that saw
something he was man, boys, man, go to the next question.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would you took me out it happens?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Would you rather your partner forget your anniversary every year
or you forget your partner's birthday every year? I'll take
the val forgetting the anniversary. There's no afrigat his birthday.
There's no way he's.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Gonna be like, y'all don't think about me as it is.
And then you still don't forget my birthday.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
To night, That's what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'll be like, what anniversary? We just hear like we
don't even have to honor the day.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Yeah, anniversary is a joint day. You forget my day?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Right? I gotta agree with you one thousand percent on it.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Right, don't forget my birthday.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
And I'm not gonna forget yours.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
No, because we've had some anniversaries where it's like, yo,
we don't we don't even do anything. We don't buy
gifts like that anymore. Like if we could do a
little trip or wee can cool. But if we don't,
it's all good too. But that don't mean you're at
track meets.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
We don't honoring. You're still honoring. Yeah, it just don't
got to.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
Be a whole moment right there.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah, having another wedding right yeah, we're not doing that,
bro exactly. And it was a time where we were
we was like, I'm not even gonna lie every anniversary
October third, October twenty eighth, November eleventh, like all of
those dates July, say, yeah, I remember all of these days.
You know why she came down in that black Maxi dress.

(25:13):
She ain't had no nipple covers when she first get
covers off. Just you remember them dates. That's how them
nipples come out, That's how you.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Come out your.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
I never forget that dated first day from Sert.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
All right, would you rather give up sex or give
up food?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm gonna be dead.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm gonna be a skinny fucking momucker, little like Snoop,
just a whole one fifteen.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Dropping diggle, I give up food tomorrow. Bro, I'll give
up tomorrow. I can't give up.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You're gonna have to get on.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I guess it would work because if you gave up,
if I gave up food, we would be I wouldn't
having sex with that if I didn't give up food.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
So yeah, I'm giving them sex. You're giving up food.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Trip, that's a hard one.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
If I could live without eating, Yeah, if that's the question,
I'm giving.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
Up coconut water at least.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Triple is a duty shakes all day.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Triple is a dude like me. We need sex, baby.
I know Josh giving up food, and I know man
giving them food.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
I can get a shake. I'm straight, That's what I'm saying, Josh.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Guys, I want to I want to come back and
have a penus so bad because I want to understand.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Keep your front. We can't do nothing with both of
us having the penis. Let me expain you something to y'all.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Sex is so good, right, Sex is so good that
I'll be back there with the rubiks trying not to
not just distract myself myself.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm not get all of these ships.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I might be doing a thing or two said, I
don't understand how people don't enjoy sex, Like, like, let's
be real, let's be right, how many things in your
life do you have that you just get to enjoy?

Speaker 9 (27:10):
And this is yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
That's true.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
Like it's just like it's like during and after, it's
like off your shoulder in that moment.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
That is true.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
I gotta answer these emails. I'm gonna wait till it's
a one hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Josh, gonna fuck you up. Josh, I'm gonna fuck you up.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
For real, Josh like that, Bro, you don't feel like that?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Tell the truth, Tell the truth. So now we gotta
now we got it.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Now we gotta dive into why this is so funny
that all of us we don't inside Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm explaining on another podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Believe that an inside.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh my god, you get a front hope in a
fronte and itches.

Speaker 11 (28:08):
No, the front weggie cannot be worse, cannot be worse
than to zip up.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I had my first zip up last week. I can't.

Speaker 11 (28:19):
I can't tell you last time. Last fifteen years, I
haven't had that front zip up. I was in the
bathroom and I zipped up. I didn't know what to do.
I wanted to cry. I called Anika and.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Can't can I ask a question? Which part got zipped up?
The scroll them or the.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
What you're doing?

Speaker 11 (28:39):
It was in a public restroom, just trying to go.
I was in the airport. I was in an airport.
So Anika was picking me up from the airport and
I'm just trying to you know, they rushed you.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
No, I had my boxes on, but you know, oh,
so you was.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
I was someone's still on the outside when he should
have been on the inside, and I was just trying
to zip up.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
So she's like, what do you are you?

Speaker 9 (29:02):
What are you calling me about this?

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I gotta go.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
I'm driving and I want to talk.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
So when is this Do you look down and see
it like through the zipper and you have to zip
it down?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No, I don't don't get it doesn't get like an nicky.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
And there's bad places.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
A cartoon you think going through it zipped it all
the way.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
The house grow through the joint.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I'm just a little ski because I've gotten like skin
zipped up on a dress or like you know, trying
to get it up. And I've looked through and seen
a little piece of my skin like in the zipper.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
So that's I was curious to know, Like, just be.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Careful shaving guys. That's my one embarrassing story. I think
myself shaving that happens.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
What kind of ship? What kind of shaving was you?
Was you like with the with the joint? Okay, with
the slippers? How about this though? How about this? In college?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
One of my teammates right because they were telling us, yo,
if you use clippers, you get ingrown hair. Is the
best way to shave your scroll them is to do
it with a shake straight razor because you won't you
know how soft the skin is that if you have
a razor like this, it can nicke it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
It was like if you use a shake straight joint,
it can work.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
One of my teammates tried it, bro skinned off like
it was like a quarter inch of his scroll.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Them don't ask us why we all wanted.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
To see it, but we all wanted to see it, bro,
We all wanted to see it, bro ship Yo.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I felt so bad. I pray for him. I got
right down there. I was like, did have many followed?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Like a group project? Come on, brotherhood, that's.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Crazy y.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
The scroll.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You never had a scroll equivalent to like a lip,
you know, the sensitivity of a lip.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Well that makes sense to because that happened to someone
I know.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Before with elbow elbow like that you are, that's what skin.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
Yeah, I was walking like this, I was walking like.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
School school, and I'm sure that and I'm sure that
was a little itchy on the way on the healing,
you know, it starts to heal.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's like the blood flow goes there.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And it does, it does a little enom.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
All right, and a wrap up.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned
this year or lose all the memories you've gained this year?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Money? Money for money, it's not even close.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
You get money, it's gone already, so.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Facts at least we have the memories.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
That be me Every year coming around Christmas time, I'll
be like, did I do anything this year?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Gosh, I didn't want to go somewhere else again?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
And then the Texas just before this, I'm like, here's
where we're going to go for the new year.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I love it all right. Never have I ever personal
favorite of mine.

Speaker 10 (32:11):
So for his game, if you have done the thing
that is said you gotta put a finger down, and
if you put a finger down, you gotta tell the
story a thing you did. Okay, Okay, everybody start with
five fingers.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Never have I ever told someone a secret I wasn't
supposed to mmm, because more than that was to tell.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
I'm a vote, bro, I am a vote. I had
tell me, just not like that. You know, I can't
even say.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
That's why I'm doing it because I'm gonna have to explain.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
It if I say can vote, I've told.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, I've definitely told the one. I can't even say
too much.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
But it was the thing where I knew that it
could pretend really have been a detriment to a couple
of people involved.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
So it's kind of like, here's the form on one
real quick.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
But I told it to a person that I knew
I wouldn't say anything, But then we never know because
I said I wouldn't either.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
So they said, definitely said something to some but somebody
got that pension told every.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
Best friend got a best friend? Watch what you telling this?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but yeah they got it worked out
because nothing came back.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
So man, I ain't telling you nothing.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
Man I told my mom said I was supposed to
tell her because somebody else told me not to tell her.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
I'm telling her anyway.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
That's actually, that's horrible. I saw a real pop up.
Every married man runs back and tells their wife something
they wasn't supposed to.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
But that doesn't even count.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
That counts, It doesn't really count. It does count count.
I'm gonna tell you something you don't tell nobody. Remember
the vill he started running.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
I gotta put my finger on bro because I tell
her everything. I ain't even gonna hold you.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I do, I do.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
They're only not supposed to count, but it actually does technically.
Minute I tell you something, I promise you I know.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
But here's the thing though.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Here's the thing though, right in the court of law,
she can't even expose what she knows, So does it
really count? Like we're protected. That's why theyn't. Like your
therapists and your spouse can't count. You know what I'm saying,
Like your therapist and your spouse can't count like that.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's my it's my thing.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Courtsides with that logic, and your priest you speak to
your priests, that don't count either, because your priest think
you know what I'm saying that's why.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
No, Maybe Catholic people because they confess, they have confessions, right, Yeah,
but I know some people confessed to the pastor preach
about it.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is not a priest though. A pastor is not a priest.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Priest is Catholic not only for Catholic, Yes, priests.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I'm not talking about pastor John Jayden's and on.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
On you generally like.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Now, I'm not talking about John Jenkins, that young Beneza
tapping NAC the world aflamed Church of Christ and Latter
Day saying I'm not talking about them.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Church name it.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
They'd be like, you're going to heaven if you just
tell me the truth.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? Compromising
how like in the middle of a sex action? Yeah,
oh yes we have.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
When we was going the compromise a position.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Do you remember one of our children walking in thankfully
hopefully it was dark enough that they couldn't see anything.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
But the girl jumped off the bed bro their mother
yo jumped off the bed.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
And this is the kind of moment that would go
viral on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I fake sleep, I was I was already kind of
down there in the bed. I was like, you know what, let.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Me just down thing just like this.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
My whole head was gone off the bed. Bro. It
was Jackson coming in right.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah yeah hopefully it was like the TV light was on,
so I'm hoping that like he didn't really put two
and two together, but who knows.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like Will Ferrell said, let the boy watch.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Well Will Ferrol, wait, so you got four or.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
I got she got caught, yo. So a Nica bought this, Uh,
this is crazy.

Speaker 11 (36:36):
She bought this like stripper drink where the dude has
like this like a fish net joint.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I'll go with Nica the bow tie right.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
And the underwear, so she like put it on. I'm like,
I don't want to for you.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
It's like everything it was for me.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It was for me. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
It was like that Chip Chippingdale's things. So I'm like,
I didn't want to wear it because it's just hilarious.
It looks crazy, bro, and I'm just like making fun
whatever in the room. My daughter walks right, show me
in it, yo.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
God.

Speaker 11 (37:15):
It was the most embarrassing thing was this. This is
probably like maybe last year. Oh so she was nine.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
Definitely said like if it ever comes out, she's like a.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Read I ran in the closet and she tried to
come in and closet after me, and she don't know
what's happening off.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I'm like, yo, you gotta get out of it. And
he was laughing.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
She's like, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
How y'all smold it over? Was it like a Halloween costume?
You we're trying.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
All kudos to you, bro, because your wife says she
wanted something.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
You didn't really want to do it, but you did
it for her.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
You did.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
I'm not gonna let that go without being applauded because
a lot of people wouldn't have did that. First of all,
I might even gonna make fun of you for that
because you do what you do with the husband getting
caught by your daughter is fucking la.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Your daughter, the visual of you, the visual hands hil.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
But you're doing that though, Yeah you get it.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
Was hilarious to me because I looked at myself and
I'm like, what is what is this?

Speaker 9 (38:20):
What's the Halloween thing they have every year?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Like did you get his spirit Halloween? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (38:25):
They come in a little plastic box with the white
guy on the front with I know.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I'm sure because I've sent her a bunch of nurse stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Did I'd be one of the cops.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Stuff the cop the nurse offer.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, and I've asked Cheerley the librarian.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yeah, I got caught in the back of the car
by the cops. Word yeah, and I knew the cops.
So he was like, he said, my brothers and he's like, yo, Andrew,
go home.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
But later, oh, you got looked out.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
You because indecent explant to part of New York Prospect.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
No, Connecticut, you're.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Going the park. We never got caught in the car
or Yeah. We used to be reckless right there, just
you know, at all of the family events.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
But we would go to like her family's house, family's
house for like Thanksgiving, a mind for Christmas, like if
somebody go to the store to get something.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And we'll be like, we will go.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
We'll take her mom's Nissan Quest and that course will
be rocking on one of these.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
And then we come back.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
We come back whatever it is, like, it.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Took you out forty five minutes.

Speaker 11 (39:34):
Were open all Yeah, every checkpoint.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
That's some Brooklyn Son. Every time we would look at
each other, two light you want to go.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
It almost like we waited for it because everybody hates
when their mom is like, oh my god, I forgot to.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Get the green pa.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
People said, I throw the whole pot of rice in
the garbage rice.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Fact. Bah, she walking wearing something real nice or that's
just going sorry, just like.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
That, all right.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Never have I ever thrown up on someone. Deval my
twenty fifth birthday.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Twenty fifth birthday, Ya, the party of a freaking lifetime.
Me and my one of my close friends, Stephen Bowen's
our twenty fifth birthday league.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
At the time, they hired models they had on our jerseys.
It was dope. It was that taj lounges in the
city rip.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I heard it close town.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I remember my friends from high school were there, so.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I remember I dug up mad people. I even dug
up to his ex girlfriends.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, you feel the whole place was like filled with
people that I know from the time I was thirteen,
and that's all I remember.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And I remember being in the stretch Limo and I
remember sitting over like.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
We're sitting like across from each other. It's one of
those like suburban stretch. He leaned over all over my
friend Christina's feet.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Remember Christina going, oh, devout be like sorry, And in
the minute.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
He did that, his cousin was like two people over.
He did this, and it was trying to hold it
on and all you saw was vomit coming from projectile.
It was projected out.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
It was.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I think that's what happened. It was the car ride too.
It was like a bumpy car. You know, you were
in a limo stretch.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Oh man, it was a mess.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
My brother's girlfriend at that time had the cake, had
my cake in her hand. She was coming out tipsy.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
All in big cake fell right into the cake, dropped
the cake.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
On the floor, scuffed up her knees and her ankle.
She had on heels bat ban bank fell into the cake.
When you twenty five, that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
And that was after she had to throw up in
the VIP section.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
And you know, they had the crafts with all the
different juices, and there was one that was empty with
like from pineapple juice, and she literally took the craft
Oh my god, put it down on the side and
it went back to partying.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
I know. This is what you do when you and
your twenties broke. I was twenty five, so she was
twenty two. So she wasn't even drinking that much at
that point, like she was new to it. Yeah, twenty
five year old should not be out by they, so.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
We needed supervision. Bro hangover four.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
It was bad for sure.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
The only responsible thing we did was get limos so
nobody could drive. Kay made sure that everybody was nobody
was driving, everybody was taking care.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Of But I remember the limo driver came out. He
was like, damn, I know he wasn't gona get our
deposit back for whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
It needed to be clean that whole limousine was like,
not it?

Speaker 9 (42:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I do everything.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Never have I ever caught my parents having sex. Definitely
caught them when I was younger, like three times.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
As I know, my parents have never had sex other
than me.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
I don't want I have never had sex after you
were after your sister was born.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Alright, all right, I don't even want to recall it,
but it happened.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I'm not on my mind. I saw yeah, next question,
I got one finger.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Everybody still scarred.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Never have I ever lied to someone in this room?
Mm hmm, yeah I did, But I can't clean, lie.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I had to play surprises for you.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Always lying, Come clean, say what it is you know
for sure. Many times where it's just.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
Like okay college, if you lie, you cheat, and if
you cheat, you still you still.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
I don't don't call this house mortgage the house for you.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I don't got no fingers I lie, Yeah, you have
no more fingers. How the picture come out? Josh fire, that.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Counts you're not lying. I gotta tell you something in
the moment.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I can't tell you. That can't tell you to tell you.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
I know everybody here better put their finger down for sure.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
What I lie to you?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Not you, I know, trouble has I'll get you. I'll
get you the audio by Monday, the following Tuesday, trouble.
Where's the audio?

Speaker 7 (44:15):
Oh yeah, that's not a lie, that's me.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I'll give it to you.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
It's not a lie, that's honest.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Over zealous, having over one hundred emails, Okay, we're.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Gonna stop with this.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
One hundred emails.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
The second time somebody may refer to that today, that's
the second time I start thinking in.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
This podcast, last one.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Never have I ever read a partner's text text messages.
I have read that read text messages.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Right there.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I'm not a text message reader, but I did read
yours one time by accellent.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yeah, you know what I don't. I don't believe in
reading text messages.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
To be honest, When you read text messages, you add
what you think that people are talking about, and then
you find what you think you're looking.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Sometimes it don't be there. And definitely.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Looking for right what.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
I live off another saying for my mother.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
If you go looking for something, absolutely all right, let's
take a quick breaking word and come back with the
last game of the day, Truth or Dare Fancy We'll
be back.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
All right, We are back with the last and final game.
Up to that, that's been having a great time.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Side but I hope y'all are enjoying this episode because
this is just fun, lighthearted.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
We have to mix it up a little bit this
season for you guys.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I learned a lot about myself. I do everything.

Speaker 9 (45:50):
I was like, i'ma this vibe when I'm done.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I did say that we're rebels.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Now I got negative one finger the last got fer
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right, truth or there dere spit spit A.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
Sixteen You play truth dare somebody gotta pick?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, So I said, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yes, let me think. Well, I already tell the truth there.
What do you dare me to do?

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Boy, call the last person? What let me call the
last person in your recent calls and tell them to
come outside.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
You gotta do that one.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
You gotta put it on speaker phone.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Oh it's Joe. It's Joe. It's my man.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
I wish it was where you're a. I wish it
was Ja because they would have went outside.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
You know, and after that conversation, you want me to
call J.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
I'll call if you go outside, because you know if
I called j J, come outside right now.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
He's gonna be coming outside.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Let's see if that's my man's If that's my man's, yes,
he'll come outside.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
He's gonna see this.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
This is my man's, right, it's my man's J calling
them right now, Yo, come outside. I guarantee you he
come outside.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Well way, you better hope he not in the sauce.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I'm calling him right now or if he If he
in the sauce, he's not gonna answer because he, like me,
he'll go without eating.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
But he ain't gonna go without that thing. J is
not gonna go out that yo, Ja where you at?
You sleep y'll come on side?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Real quick.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Nah, you don't got to Bro. You just passed the test. Bro,
you're my nigga.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
Come anyway.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
There's no cameras over here.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Would hear him and being like where you at?

Speaker 8 (47:58):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Son? That's I think the.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Pass the loyalty test, Jay, the loyalty test.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Speak it's truth to deare right. And they said call
the last person in your phone log and tell him
to come outside. That was the dear for me. So
I'm trying to make the dead interesting.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna call my man, Jay if
he my man, who come outside?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
You passed the test.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Don't listen to these dudes, Man, they ain't he hating.
I ain't even have to say it twice, Bro, I
love you. Bro. Yes, sir on the podcast podcast say
what's up to everybody on the podcast?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
All right, well I love you what.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
That's hilarious, all right?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
If I would have called, uh, what's his name, Joe,
he knows I'm here the table, Joe would have.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Been like, I set the table before I come outside. No, Joe,
You're not setting the table. Okay, I need some runway.
We need some runway before I come outside. Joe I'm
not going to negotiate with you to come outside.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And your fucking aside. That would have been Joe.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
He would definitely come out, though he would, but he.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Would have asked a lot of questions. He would have
sent the email, sent the email to everybody here.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
As long as Joey on the job, Joe our manager. Dope, dope, dope,
all right, trouble the truth or dear truth truth you
want to.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Nah, I can't do this, the trible, I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that. Someone okay, okay, okay, now that's
easy too. Hey, lit'ten trible. You wrote these tell a
story about when you lost your virginity. But you told
this already.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
No, I don't think she did.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Did you tell us? Mm hmm you didn't tell us.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Are you comfortable.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
I don't see when this would have came up.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Mmm, I don't think when it would have come out.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I feel like I did. No, you told us. You
told us so many sex cas that maybe this is
all right.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
So I was sixteen, I think sixteen years old, and
I had a boyfriend at the time.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You did tell us this story?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
I did?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yes, you did?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I told her on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yes, you did on the podcast after show. Let me okay,
I'm not gonna get again. You told it already on
the after show.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
If you want to have a story joint Patreon.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Yes, see what the rest of these you can come
up for you You could come up with your own
question if you come on my own question. Yeah, well
let's one here. Okay, tell us your most embarrassing story.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Six days ago.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
That's not that embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Within the last seven days.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Let me think about this.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
My most embarrassing I think my most I told you
all my most embarrassing story too, was the uh bring.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Goldilocks story. So y'all have heard the Goldilocks story? That
was right?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That was an episode?

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Oh yeah, that episode?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
That was an episode. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I thought that episode was funny too. I thought that
story was funny. But you gonna tell you that story?
We heard that story already.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Next.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
But this what happens when you have a podcast. People
don't mind telling the truth and talking. So a lot
of these things in Truth Today. We talked about it already.
You know what I'm saying. Some of them, you know,
because I know I heard the virgin story already, the
Virginia story, yeah, because she talked about it in the
after show.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
I don't remember that. But okay, embarrassing story. Let me
think this is the old story. This is the only
one I can think of right now. But it's pretty
embarrassing for me. I had a threesome one time and
I was very young, and it was this girl that
I was like messing with and her boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
And during this encounter, I.

Speaker 10 (51:57):
Guess I made an interesting new and I like, I
didn't really do any like hair removal from the waist
from the waist down, and so I guess I made
an interesting noise like I don't know what. It was
a growl or something. But this man after this encounter

(52:17):
called me Wolverine for.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
For years after.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Come give me that dick.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oh my, I can see the graphic going up right now.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
With the hairy leg joint.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
And after that, oh my god, come back.

Speaker 10 (52:58):
It was so embarrassing, like for so long because every
time he would see me and then he would start
shortening it to say Wolvey, he.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Shortened version, and I would just be.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Like, what did you want to shake your legs?

Speaker 8 (53:13):
After that or no, clearly more.

Speaker 10 (53:16):
Yeah, I think I did shave my legs after that.
I probably started down it.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Bro, I'm I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
Ranger got a big brother.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I'm done. Save to Harry. Saving to Harry is my mom, though.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I cannot.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I think he's a little brother.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
Actually, my bad, Josh, truth there neither, man.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I ain't trying to do any.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
Questions right now, man, do truth?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Truth?

Speaker 9 (53:54):
Okay, don't ask me about my my spouse's breast think
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Do that.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
I was gonna say, that's that's the exact question I
was going.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
That is an easy question.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
If you have a whole passed from your spouse, who
would you use it like that?

Speaker 9 (54:15):
The virgin Mary?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yo, it's a smart man right here.

Speaker 11 (54:19):
If I was to get from my spouse, I would
tell her absolutely not. I do not want to do this.
I am a one woman man, Goosh.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
But if I had to, if your back was against
the wall, gun at your head, maya mayaap for that.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Too for the answer? First slow clap? Because who was
on my wall? Yes? And high school I.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
First came out to visit him. Yep, she was front
and center and she's.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Still beautiful, yes, and her spirit though you don't ever
hear Maya talk bad about people.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
We met her when we were in l A at
a Rocks gym.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Yeah, she and I actually had a couple of gym
sessions at the same time, and she just smiled.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
It was like the most pleasant, nice person. I'll give
you a round of applause for the answer first, because
that was very smart.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Smart.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
This guy has been married for a long time.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
From the Chippendale's answer doing that to this answer, my man,
you in there an, it's that's a good man.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
My little.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Clap clap, clap it up?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Well, how you do that? It's the middle finger.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
The round of applause. All right, Matt truth or dare truth?
That was a quick one.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Ask him about.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
You brush your teeth from morning? When's the last time
you like to someone?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Mm hm m hmm.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
It sounds like Kade you know the answer.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I have nothing but loving respect for you, Matt, Yeah, knowingly.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Oh you're not a liar, No, I love that for you,
bro Yah walking your truth.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I try to you know what I realized though, people
when they get older, like you, lie less because you
realize you have no reason to lie, right. I think
most people that lie a kids who are people who
are in positions where.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
They're not in control, so they lie because they feel
like they can't control stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I lied to the coder this morning because you're not
in control of that.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
We know.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
I told him I was going to give him a gumball.
I didn't you told him essence yesterday actually, and he
asked him this morning and like, I'm going to give
it you in the car he forgot about it. So
I had no intention to giving you.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Thank you forgot the first thing? He come, yep, you
think you forgot about it?

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Very true?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Why are you lying to me?

Speaker 6 (56:44):
You?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
You do like to ask yourself though, as a grown adult,
like why what are you lying for? What are you
as a grown adult?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Why?

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Maybe I might have told some of you all I
was busy when I was at home TV bro. I
think everybody do that all.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
You're busy, bro, if you haven't downtime, you're busy busy.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Can we can we clock that? Can we normalize yo?

Speaker 8 (57:09):
For real?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Not having to tell people that I'm busy doing something
else now I'm at home with myself.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, he come not available clock that.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
I love it everything.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
All right, my turn.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Last, you'll be it truth or deer.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Uh yeah, like I'll do it. Dear, look at this
one over. I should have gave the cars the tripper.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
What did you come up with?

Speaker 7 (57:44):
There?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Spit a sixteen ball freestyle that you.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Know I cannot freestyle about golf.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
No you, I'm gonna spit this freestyle, but you're gonna
spit it, and I'm gonna. I'm gonna make it easy,
make it easy. I'm gonna make it about out things
you love. You gotta do a sixty bar freestyle about travel.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
You gotta do a beat.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I got the beat ready, you want the world? We
can't even play that.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
You play that all right? So play some because already
had to beat. Ready, I be ready, you want to
be It's gonna be simple.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Ready, put me on the plane and plane.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yes you are, come on, they call.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Because I'm not mean and I'm getting lean to be
my bikini on the beach.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Period.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
You are not getting signed. You are not. That was
the wackest from I'm so mad.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
That's one thing I could never do freestyle beat by rap.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
Never I can I understand that's not my ministry.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Embassing moment on TikTok, so you can go viral and
get some money.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Sorry, I disappointed you, and I don't know why you
would have picked that, knowing me out of all the deers.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
On this, because that's the hardest thing to do, like doing.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
This, because I didn't want to do that. I was
ain't no chance, and I kind of try true got
bars trible truth.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
So I would have given her that deer, and I
knew would have been too easy for him, so I
passed it.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yeah, all right, I was hooking.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
A dance or something.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Give me a lap dance naked, take off your nipple
covers right now.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
All right, y'all, don't forget about listening letters.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
I know we didn't do it this episode, but continue
to write in because if you want to make it
on one of these episodes, be sure to email us
at the Ellis Advice at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
That's t H E E L L I S A
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Speaker 11 (01:00:07):
All right, my moment of truth is we are un serious. Listen,
whatever you do right, make sure you answer your emails.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I knew he was gonna see this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
If you went to wait until like this two or
three in your mailbox, but don't wait till ten.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Right, definitely sign out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I'm glad. Holidays, I'm glad. I'm glad.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I love editing.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Redact the name.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Please thank you. I'm next. My moment of truth is
if you're gonna put on the bow tie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
And lock the door, lock the door before your nine
year old daughter coming in and see you looking like magic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Mike, I.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
Thought that's what you were gonna say. Lock the door.

Speaker 10 (01:01:03):
Don't be afraid to pick there because this could have
been the time I got my record deal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Bas Ya, Kanye could be listening to us right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Did you say one?

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
Matt uh serious?

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I think my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
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a season, Like I feel like a nice way to
just kind of like chill. We talk about so many
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