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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is actually so close.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
That sounded crazy because it's in my ears.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I've never that was a loose ran through butthole.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Fell out that.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I kind of like whipped past your team.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
No it didn't. Yeah it was tight, and that's why
it wasn't very long.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Had a fast get away and they get a wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did you know how good her album is streaming?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Wait, no it's not.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It is streaming unbelievably well.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well because at this point, no matter if your album
is good or not, thank god, everybody is going to
post a video under the sound allotting you one more
stream to if there think piece of how bad it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Almost every song on that album has over one hundred
million listens. She's third in the world on Spotify, which
I know drives her fucking up the wall. Like I
know she's so pissed about that because when she releases
an album, Taylor's number one the weekends number one, Bruno
Mars is still number two. That motherfucker is trapped in
a goddamn cell on the people there Las Vegas. He's

(01:25):
in debt to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
There are some people who, like I meet in my
personal life, who I would describe as SIMS characters because
when I turn he deal.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Has anybody actually seen him in real life?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Saying is literally it's like when you turn off the computer,
your SIMS character.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No longer is here.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
When Bruno Mars gets taken off of an MTV stage,
he literally gets like like oh my god, pulling back
into I guess the casino.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
The casino. Yeah, he's in the casino.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And he's a free man, but he's he's being held.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Kind of gambling addiction is not funny.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
And yeah, I know it's not funny because I think
every man has a gambling It's.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
In our DNA, whether it's whether it's with slots, blackjacks,
emotional emotional gambling crypto, you're as a man, you're addicted.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
To one or like not pulling out. It's another way
the men gamble. Because well, go on continue because I
was just adding to it.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Dude, befoar and that being your only addition to this
so far is not looking good.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I know, a bad episode for me.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh well, on the way here, on the way back home,
I saw somebody pulling up to church in a weay moo,
and I can't lie that. Yeah, that's why I literally
wrote I was like, is getting to church on a
waymo sinful? And like in my head, I'm like, Okay,
there's a desperation and there's a need to be with
your faith, so you're willing to take a weymo. But

(02:52):
I also have a feeling it's more like I don't
want to be around anybody. I just want to go
to church and be around the people at my church. Yeah,
it just feel sinful. Also, I know that there's no
way the Bible could have predicted like technological advances, But
at no point did Jesus before getting on the cross,
like do kind of like.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know in movies this deep when they do like.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
A group huddle and they're like, guys, no matter where
this ends up, we're all a family, and we all
love each other, we'll all remember this moment. Yeah, did
he not do that before? It was like, okay, disperse
because now literally no one has like, no one has
any idea when to like kick.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Wait, did Jesus see the future? Was that his thing?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I mean, he wrote a whole fucking book that people follow.
I'd hope he saw the future. I don't know what
Jesus was up to.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I thought Jesus was just a chill dude with like really,
I think Jesus might have just been one of the
first morally like chemically balanced people and that's why people
fucked with him, because he was the first one who
was like, guys, is like, is it not fucked up
to just like be killing people.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, he was probably the first guy to have that idea.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, he did trooms first. So that's what.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's it opened his mind. I need to do that
to open their mind. Drew has this weird theory though,
that he was with the trade. You keep saying that
that the other episode what wait.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Like Jesus was with trade. Jesus was with the sluts,
the prostitute, the gays. He was key king with all
of us. You're the slut, you're the trade, thank you.
I'm the prostitute, not the gay.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You are actually a rare combination of gay prostitute.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm a rare combination of cool guy with good energy
that's so happy.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
For some reason, love to say gay too, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You're so much more than that. You're queer.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Thank you. I actually like have a weird relationship with
that word.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
With the word queer.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
What you're doing is sexy wow, getting up and fixing that.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
No. I literally if someone could call me fagot to
my face, and I'd like laugh out loud and be
like he he haha. But if someone called me queer
to my face, it would melt me. And I think
it's just because I grew up hearing.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That word not being thrown around.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I don't I don't know that I heard that term
ever being thrown around because to me, like queer, even
as a kid, in my head was always like.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Upper echelon of gay.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
People, Like does that make sense? Like to me, to
be queer was like, oh, you've got it all the way,
fucking figured it out Mealy, Like that's I'm like, you're
on a different level.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like you're seriously going to the Nationals with this shit.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
There's like, uh, there's the old definition of queer was
like strange and peculiar.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
We need to reclaim that. And like Kai is queer
and he's queer but not like gay, as in he's
a fucking strange, peculiar guy.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I actually think that might be doing the reverse, Like what.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Like, I know, queer strange, Yeah, you're a fucking weird.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Like the way the Internet loves to just like take
jokes and run them into the ground within three seconds.
All top TikTok comments for like three months would be like, uh,
someone's feeling queer.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Taylor Swift writes a song speaking of queer. This is
the only topic, y'all that I have written down today,
because my life has been consumed with a lot of
other ship This week, Ed Sheeron is gay. I swear
to fucking god he posted a TikTok with his boyfriend

(06:30):
of over a decade.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I swear you're mistaking Ed Sheeron and his husband for
Dan and Phil.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
They are gay, which is so sick.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I love that. I'm so upseted. But no, I haven't
taken a moment to watch because like.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ed Sheeran came out as fucking gay with his boyfriend
of a decade and he's dating a big, old, hairy,
stinky bear, And that is a person that I did
not clock as gay, and no one ever clocked that.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, this has to be like.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Wait, Puzzi music, Puzzy music?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is his dead series?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think he's boy. I think Ed cheer and is
married to a woman.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
True photos that says, fine, this.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Guy, I don't know who this guy is.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And the caption is ten years in and still going strong,
and it's really giving, like those carly claws and tailors,
like I do that with my female friends literally all
the time. Well, god, damn, if strides aren't being made

(07:56):
in history and cheering is fucking gay.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
We should just let that wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm unk.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, you're no, you're not, which is a habit.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Both of us. See what happened?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do you seriously think that?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yes, dead serious, dead fucking serious. But what happened with
Steven texted me that video and was like, Ed Cheeron's
gay and he was gagged by it. And I was like,
oh my god, this is crazy. Ed Cheeron is gay?
What the fuck? And then I kept that close to
my chest because I wanted to talk about it on
the podcast. Yeah, bitch, I'm like geriatric as fuck. I

(08:33):
need to start using the internet again. I'm like, it's
like a muscle, like I'm losing mass because I'm not
using that goddamn animal. Well, no, the worst thing is
me actually thinking Lady Gaga was in Devilwares proud Oft too. Actually,
I can't believe that she actually might be in it.
By the way, Oh my god, she wore the armadillo

(08:54):
here the armadill heels.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wait, I'm so confused. Why would she be in that?
I would hate that.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Ummm because she's Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
But I'm like, there shouldn't be Okay, okay, okay, I'm
gonna be brave and say it.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Them making a.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Two is so fucked up, Like, look at the state
of our goddamn country.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
We can't have anything sacred.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, you know, Emma Chamberlain's gonna be the next uh
Anna Wintour. I saw a TikTok on it.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Okay, you really need to stop because I can't. I'm
like what I'm like, is she a writer or something?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Like?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
What of her replacing Anna Wintour? I would love that.
I wish she started dressing like that. Yeah no, but
no being a dickhead and having your fucking sunglasses on inside,
which is very brave of me to say, like about
Anna Winster, but actually I literally like, who gives a
fuck challenge?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Like what?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Like, I can't believe somebody has gotten away with wearing
their sunglasses inside all the time like that?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Mmmm?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Like what Wait, so you're saying that she's not in
it Lady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well, okay, so what happened is like a couple months ago,
I saw a tweet saying that Lady Gaga was in
Devilware's Prada too, and then it came like I believed it,
And then I showed someone and they were like, drew
your batshit crazy, this is a troll, like you fell
for a joke. And then like a last week or
two weeks ago, the same person that tweeted the original

(10:29):
was like, oh, I started this rumor, but it's actually true.
And then there was a whole.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Like thing, you're believing a liar, You're ya literally the
source that lie is coming back randomly never mentioned the
lie again, it's coming back.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
And saying guys, this actually.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Might be this actually might be real. Dude.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
You're also the freaking just every now and then on
the podcast be like there's gonna be an earthquake or
you'll say something like that, just so that if it happens,
there's a clip of you.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well I did. I did some research and it says
that she does perform an unreleased song in the Doublewars
product too.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Why and how I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's going some cool.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Watch the gallon give a Ship.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
The original tweet. First look at Lady Gaga on set
the Doublewars Prada Too, and it's these photos of her
and I was like, oh, she so kind and I
was like that's so tea wow. And then spread that rhetoric,
got made fun of for falling for a joke. And
then this person said the way I invented this rumor,

(11:36):
and in the end it became real. It is real,
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Who knows, We'll never know.
You can just lie on the internet.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know, yeah, you could just lie and it goes
so far.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, you don't, like you literally are incapable of like
having those kind of feelings. And it makes me sad
because like we're gonna have to get married, you know,
I mean, the way shit's looking, We're seriously gonna have
to get married.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Are we gonna get in trouble?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Are they gonna be like this isn't a legitimate No.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
What they do is they make lavender marriages bang in
front of them.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'm trying to think of like what the equivalent of
that has to be like, but it must be like
if you're stuck in traffic and you like zoom around
someone accidentally almost cut them off and get into an accident,
but then you all get stuck at the same light.
That's what people who voted for Trump have to feel
like right now.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
The insurance prem quadrupled.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
There's like no ebt, no food sad like everything's getting
like Also, we have to like we used to like
joke about how mister Beasts video was becoming like you
would always say the word for it, that it was programming.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, it's like predictive programming.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Trump flying missiles over the I five on a random
like what was that, like Sunday morning?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That is literally predicted.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I'm convinced that's predictive programming because oh, we're gonna we're
gonna get ours, like America, Like we're gonna get ours.
I feel like we're about to get slapped, Like even
more slap is about to come for citizens who have
nothing to do with this man for the disrespect he
goes around in like guy.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, did did you see the video where he's like
I don't think I'm gonna get into heaven?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the airplane.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're like, no, dude, you're not.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, we know you're literally a molestor and a child predator,
Like we know, we know.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Did y'all see that he's knocking down part of like
a historical like keepsake part of that.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't know what it's usually for. In the White House,
it is currently being bulldozed.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Down to become a ballroom, which is crazy because this
is the guy.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Last time he had.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Access to a ball I want to go.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
How you fill the ballrooms with quite interesting kids?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Like we have a ballroom in the house.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
It's a room full of gay ball.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're thinking, No, no, that's what.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I want to go.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's not like a ball pit, like a pit of balls.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I want to swim and nuts sets. I would feel
really good.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Actually, oh, that is fucking disgusting.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
It would feel like that, like a ball sack on
a hot day like minus like the aroma, Like it's
like soft and squidgy. The people that have balls so disgusting.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I miss when our phones would listen to us in
like a low key way, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Like every now and then it'd be like this ad
is so targeted, like they must have.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Now I've been thinking, I don't even think I've said it.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Out loud that often, and I don't think I've even
looked up beads. But I like watched like two videos
of like beating work on my TikTok.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
My whole timeline is beads.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Like it literally feel like now it's so obvious, Like
it goes from Oh, this is cute, you're you know me,
to like, oh my god, you're a soccer this is
really fucking creepy.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Like I phone, I just had that moment literally last night.
I was like scrolling on my phone, I'm staying at
the proper hotel. Literally didn't even say the name proper hotel,
and I guess my GPS signal just like put me
on to the proper I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
The first day in any new city is always so
jarring because it's like, god, damn, you were following me crazy,
Like I know, I put you in my pocket, in
my purse, and I like pay for you to do
all this. But this gets to a point like I
hate landing in somewhere, Like if I were to go
to Chicago, I'd be.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Like top time places to eat in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I love Chicago, Like all of a sudden all my timeline.
I haven't looked it up. I haven't done anything. It's
like two ways, you know, you're in Chicago, like Jill
the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
It literally feels like there's just no more foreplay. Like
there's not even like the TSA of technology.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Where there's like a veil of safety. There's not even
like a oh we're kind of watching. It's like no bit, You're.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like there's no honeymoon phase where they're gaslighting you and
being like I'm not listening to you about no.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, and I missed that and I missed that, like
fuck because there it feels like there's kind of no
way of going around.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
How was this ship that went down when I was
in middle school about the Internet with that one guy,
the FTC guy.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh Edward Snowden.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
But it was it was the same time as Snowden.
It was like they were trying to shut down the
Internet or some shit.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh neutrality, net neutrality, Yeah, I think that ended.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Up wasn't that Didn't that end up being like a
good thing?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
No net neutrality. I think net neutrality is the term
for what they didn't want to lose. Uh. I forget
what his name is, but I actually do think that
the Trump administration did finally this one got rid of it.
I read something.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Recently got rid of net neutrality.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think so, and I think that.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Is it had something to do with our data, right.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, I don't remember what it was, but it was
like very bad and kind of prioritize the needs of corporations,
which actually maybe they need that because there's so many
people that work there. They need they need to have
BOMBI present control over our lives.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, maybe maybe we should just give all of the
control to one person.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, and it's like easier.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
It's like, oh, we don't even have to like oof,
like just kick my feet up kind of situation. The
Cocoa Robots, the Patel Robots, the Patel cash ptel Oh.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I used to watch the show about body painting. It
was like you know that tattoo show like inked or whatever.
They did that with body painting for like two seasons
and obviously no one gave a fuck, but like I
literally loved that show. And also like like s f
X or was it just like it was literally just
body painting.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It was just into lines and stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would get like six canvases and
then make a peacock or whatever, make six body canvases.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
And the like painting with your body.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
No, no, no painting on someone's body.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, so you would get six.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Bodies sometimes for like the finales. They're like big, big
one and this show is terrible, but like I was
really young watching it, and I was like, this is
what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to be a body painter. But there's like
there's there's level of like sexuality, like eroticism that I
can't get past.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, it's like four play It's literally.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
No, it's literally like all of them are like freaky freaks,
like literally just like probably finger blasting each other as
they get painted. Like I don't know. There's this like
one artist dude that paints with his like erect penis,
and I see it on Twitter all of the time
and he like rolls around and like like jerks off
with the paint and shit. The guys know what I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
About, because like everyone loves to claim that they're like
super freaked out and like everyone's a freak now, and
I'm like, you guys, seriously aren't freaks.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
This is like this is a motherfucker who's being.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Freaky beyond means for no goddamn reason. It's like, oh,
my god, I really need to rewatch killer Clowns from
outer space.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
You haven't seen that?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't. I've never heard that phrase in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I have to work tonight. I have to work late.
My god.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, we're going to watch it in the living room
on the new comfy couch.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, and you got a big, old, fat, stinky couch.
It's so exciting.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
And Josh is just sitting in the corner of the
room and he tells everyone, Oh, I actually don't sit
on that or else I'll fall asleep. So I still
use the old one. He said that to me.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, and watch he'll say it to you. He sits
on like the couch that's by the piano far away. Yeah. Also, I,
me and Kai got here at the exact same time,
and I went to my room immediately and like, drop
my stuff off, went to the bathroom. Also, y'all should
see the state of my car. I have two kegs

(19:51):
in there that are the heaviest things I've ever lifted
in my entire It a little bit, A little bit.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Why do you have them?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Because I had? Oh my god, I'll get into it
in a second, Like I really am going to get
into it, but I need to finish this part. I
walk into the living room and I sit down on
the couch and I literally stop Kai and Josh in
their tracks, like by my looks. Like Kai literally was
like freaked out by how handsome I looked.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's actually true. I did trail off in the middle
of a sentence.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
And he couldn't remember what he was saying.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh my god, I couldn't for like maybe five seconds.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
If people do the people like my new haircut.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It looks really good.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think you look great.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I did get hit on the most I've ever gotten
hit on at a party on Friday, But it was
also like one of the few times I'm in a
space where ninety eight percent of the people there are
gay guys.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So yeah, yeah, who knows.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Maybe I am handsome.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I think you are, but yeah, you do definitely just
suffer from being around majority straight guys.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You get hit on way more often by women than men, because.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I've seen women literally get like, yeah, I've seen women
literally like I think they're they're me in twenty what
like fifteen, they start acting like me.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
In twenty fifteen, they.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Start getting real silly, they start getting real funny around me.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh my god, that was amazing.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I got a good fake laugh too.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
What's your fake laugh?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Kai showed the video of the six seven What lu o?
Kai texted me this yesterday?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He hext you.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, where is it?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Kai text me yesterday?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Guys, my heart's not in this episode today. Oh why,
I'll see you after this is it? And I'm gonna
cry to you.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh my god, I know I would buy me a drink.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
First down, I was alone, say, seven, who'd you all
send that to?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I just sent it to you, okay? Well, because I
sent it and I listened to it back and I
was like, the laugh wasn't as funny as I thought
it was. It was good, but now seeing it back,
I'm like, maybe I kind of ate that. Did I
eat you?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Tour? You tour? Me and Guy I have been texting
each other in random gay slaying a lot recently.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's amazing. It's like a check in. It's like the
new era of poking. The new era of poking that I.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Really don't like. Is this idea that Saturday, you're talking.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
About Facebook poking.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, like the new age of Facebook poking.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I just go up to girls and poke their vagini's
in real life, real life.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
The grab guya's balls in real life shade or gay,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I mean that's really brave.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That is very brave.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I guess we need.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
We need radical feminism.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's yeah, it's radical. Uh, queerness rest strange behavior.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Wait, what's the new version of poking?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
The new version of poking is somebody sending you the
most unfunny fucking TikTok you've ever seen in your goddamn life.
And then when you don't say anything instead of just
leaving it at that, you get eight more.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
And then it's like, how am I? Just like crazy?
How am I? I can't live in a kind.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Of relationship with really anybody other than my seventeen year
old sister.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Where are back and forth?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I guess I kind of do it with Sophia where
I back and forth is just setting each other reels
and stuff, Like.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I think that is so special. I think I just
feel that.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Her to respond to every single one, Like I'm like,
do you expect a comment from every single one, like,
do I have to acknowledge that I watched everyone like that?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That's the kind of like.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I say, me, I use I used to be like that,
and I gave up on that dream very quickly. I
did dm rain on Instagram because she like texted or
she sent me a meme on ig and then I
was like, oh, this is really funny. She like knows me.
And then she sent me a second one and I
was like, right, and you need to start sending me
like every meme that you think of me. And she's
like okay, and now our entire feet is her just

(23:56):
sending me me.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
See that's amazing. That's different. I guess.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I like, no, no, no, I just really get overwhelmed and
I feel like I have to respond to everyone, and
I think I kind of suck the life out of
it because I want to like acknowledge everyone.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So yeah, I guess maybe, Well, if.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
You get six videos sent to you in a row,
like that's literally impossible to watch and react. All I
do is like, girl, I have like one friend that
has texted me actually I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna
show you, and you're gonna be like what like that's
kind of sad, actually, and I just respond to one

(24:37):
every six months. Actually this look at this, this streak, dude,
Oh my god, every every six months I respond to one.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, I just I It's kind of why I'm somebody
who I think. I'm really social and I can get
along really well with anybody I'm get I get put
in a room with for the most part, But I
can't commit to that journey once we exit these doors
because I have a weird issue where like I'm suddenly

(25:08):
really overwhelmed at the thought of us becoming close and
then like me relying on you or vice versa. Like
I literally can future like anxious even friendships like that.
I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally going to take
on too much anxiety because I want to take.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Care of you.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Speaking of anxiety, look at my thumb. It's really bad.
I like stopped. I used to have a habit of
like eating this skin around my fingers almost to the bone,
and about like four or five years ago, I was
able to like break that habit, and it's back in
a very big way. In the last week of my

(25:44):
life because this was the most stressful week of my
entire life. And it literally had nothing to do with me.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I mean, yeah, that's like an I feel like I
can't really reply.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Without I planned a birthday. Yeah, and that ship was stressful.
Me and k I DJ'd it though, and we had
the gay guys dancing crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I really did.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
We had literally hundreds of gay guys dancing like twerking
and ship.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
It was so.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I really did love the set, y'all did. Actually like
it was a fun one.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
We didn't get to the song that I put on
the playlist for you.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
What was it? Just save it?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, I'll save it. I put two on there for you.
But yeah, we DJed. It was fun.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I like laughing at how much I just burped.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
And I'm thinking about how like I don't allow myself
to drink beer or Topo Chico at social events anymore because.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Of how much it makes me work.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Okay, I'm getting wounds on my body, by the way,
it's because you don't shower. No, I've showered three times
in the past two days.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's stressed oriasis.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Is that I think that might actually be what it is,
what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Or you have Yeah, you probably have.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Scabies, most likely scabies, but oh got all of my
blood work back, y'all. I don't have AIDS or HIV.
Let's go party, priority party. I've got low testosterone, okay,
so I'm gonna get on TJL and get really fucking jacked. Also,

(27:20):
my insinophils are super high.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Dude. The only like, I kind of do feel like
an old.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Head in regard to the fact that I know there's
just so much conversation on whether I've had something done.
I sadly am one of those old haggarty people who
I think any sort of body modification other than like
taking an antidepressant, I'm like, you're playing with God's vessel.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Like you don't put that TJIL on you.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
That's crazy, unless there are obviously certain situations where like
be free and do what you want with your body.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But like what, you don't need more testacerune you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Be no, I misread my chart. I literally am almost
like above, like I have like the best testosterone you
can get on.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
You're so annoying, like I literally thought you meant it.
You read it wrong, like you had AIDS or something like. Literally,
I was like, oh my god, I'm sitting here going
on a weird tando about body.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Mot gets the worst news of.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Actually they just put that on an app. Now that's
like getting AIDS is like not that deep anymore.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It's literally like because it literally there's medication and where
but it does, Oh, it does make your life soon Garly.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Though didn't wasn't there just a new breakthrough with AIDS treatment.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Where you're recently only gay guy in the room.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I mean you brought it up.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I mean there's docks. There's like prep, which like you
can take within seventy two hours, so like or I
don't think it's prep. There's like a version of PREP
that you can take within like seventy two hours of
having like a risky hookup. And if you like get
it in between or before that, like it lowers your
risk by like nine percent. Get it to get the

(29:08):
pills in okay. And then there's like prep which if
you're just like on constantly you just like basically can't
get AIDS or HIV H don't know, but yeah, it's
like lit now to get AIDS.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Say that is so crazy? Are we ever going to
turn that on?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Uh? Yeah, we just need to excel our cable.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
We're never going to turn that.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
We have a room mic that's just been unplugged, so
like if we stand up instead of like far away
from the mic. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, let it out?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Let it out?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I cried in front of Kai and Josh on the couch.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Really, Oh my god, I didn't know it was that bad.
I feel bad because I'm having an amazing day.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, I know. That's why I didn't tell you, because
I can tell you're having a good day. So I'm
d day.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Okay, thank you so much for that. Actually, can you
take me out for a drink?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Because I feel like my hair looks kind of good,
so I don't want to go to like have a drink.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Actually, I don't want to leave the house. Can you
order a drink?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And then I'll have it in a nice cup on
the couch and we can watch Killer Clowns.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
And then you're gonna eat chocolate almonds on the couch and.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, that couch. Does it stand at a chance with
you against me? Yeah? No, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I don't really care. Though I was thinking about it
and I was like, I genuinely am I grew.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Up at a really strict household.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Where like I wasn't allowed to eat anywhere but the
dining room table, to eat anywhere but the.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Dining room table.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Oh my god, sorry, I have phlem to eat anywhere
but the table was like.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
O, you want to go to jail, Like what are
you doing? So now I just once the demon got.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Out, Oh, I eat everywhere and I spilling or eating.
I didn't have like to go through the thing as
a child to make a mistake like are.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
You serving too? Or is your dad serving? Because you're
spilling an eating to who's serving?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Who's doing the dishes? I guess I'm doing the dishes
because I was the girl.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Guys, I have one, drew Siah, Yeah one. I know
deaf people sleep good as hell.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
If I go in your shower and I don't see
a single pube in your foliator or your loofa, I
know you don't use it.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
M Yeah, I'm like bushed out crazy right now, Sam,
But it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I'm bushed out. No, Kim, k mmmmm, do you think anybody?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
No, no, no, you don't want to talk about Nine eleven.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Was as like kind of like a hair except like
a volume thing, like I'm sure there's people who have
bushes who are going to get the thong with the
fur on it, because it's just like an added bush layer.
It's like when like having a fat koucie became a thing.
It's like, I know you don't have a fat pussy.
That's bush.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I can tell.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, if I was a woman, I would have a
fat and I know that for a fact. I saw
listening on TikTok, which.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
My pussy would be leaking green.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wait what, I.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Soa that's on TikTok. And someone said, this is how
I imagine Drew watches basketball.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
This literally is this literally is how I watch basketball?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
You watch anything?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Wait, that jacket is crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Jack, the one over his shoulder.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Yeah, look over your shoulders, Cooper.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I want to go to a basketball game, but I
only want to go to a basketball game so I
could get really drunk and hopefully some old fuck tells
me I'm pretty. That's literally all I give a shit
about is like some like uh. But when I say
old fuck, I mean like a sweeter like sixty year
old who's like, wow, you're beautiful, Like that's all I
kind of neat.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Out of that wow, Like yeah, it's never gonna have, Well,
that's a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
When like, when I think of people who would be
at like a basketball game, I'm like, dope, basketball games
cost a lot, but I guess.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
There's like a different array of tickets. But I want no.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Basketball games don't cost a lot. You can literally get
like a seven dollars ticket. I mean you're in like
the nosebleeds.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
That's kind of lit Like to me, going to a
basketball game is really about the people around you.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I saw the greatest. I saw the greatest game of basketball,
the greatest performance by a single player in basketball history
in the.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Relation state like status have to do with how, Like
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
He said, you saw the greatest single basketball player.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Like the single gradest, the single greatest. But I saw
it in the nosebleeds.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And was it and was it Chrispy?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
It was right? It was right.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
It wasn't fun, Like I've never been to a like
sporting event, Like I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Know, like, oh my god, I used to get fucked
up at high school football games.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I never went to any school game.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I used to get black out drunk in the stands.
I think that's how.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I I'm laughing at that if you like, I'm imagine
you as a teenager and fans would come up and
falling down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, the thing is is like fans from the other
team would walk across the football field and ask for
pictures with me.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
WHOA, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Wow, and then literally crossing the picket line.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Literally that's what it was giving. And everyone would get
mad at me for taking pictures with them. They would
be like, whoa, that's the ope. They're like, dude, Oh
my gosh, no they're not.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, we need to take money out of arts
and put more money into sports.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I never agree, I actually agree.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
I think like I'm starting to worry. That is how
people think, we like actually feel. It's like, guys, seriously, like,
why are we making musicals?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Like we need more teams.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Less musical, more straight male bonding.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yes, actually, like give them even.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
More of an upper upper leg than they already have.
I'm thinking about getting on nicotine.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Gum, why to stop baping?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
No, because it's like in neutropic it's like adderall. So okay, yeah,
I'm gonna harness the power of nicotine.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You think you're gonna be the first person to use it,
not the first.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Plenty of people already doing like.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
What great minds can you think of that are using
nicotine gum and replacement of like a vibance.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Me me, have you tried it yet? No? It like
makes my mouth all like burn. It literally makes me burn.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Bro, I know, Zin's I'm not getting I'll never understand it.
And like I put anything in my mouth, but a
zen is some diabolical shit. That's anything for real, Like
I literally have I actually am one of those people
who like, I mean, look at my nails.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, Like for someone like with a very intense OCD
germ phobia, the amount of times I've seen those fingers
in your mouth chomping at the underneaths of your nail
is really shocking.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I know, I know, it's just like it doesn't even matter,
Like my hand are just tools to put in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, you just have like very strain, you have very
queer quirks about like germs.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, my OCD is just really odd. Thankfully my prozac
has like helped a lot of it. But I can't
believe I didn't think I had any sort of OCD
one because of the way I like overanalyze morals, like
morals in any situation. Like the way I get hyper
fixated on situations is so like, oh my god, girl,
like please, like no one's in your head.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
You're literally the friend that's too ok you literally at
certain points like it gets there.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, I'm a friend that's too woke.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
And it's like, guys, we should really talk about this
in full detail and depth and make.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Sure we've we've scratched out every surface of.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
What the problem could be here, like just to make
sure we don't miss anything.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
And along the way, yes, we'll make more and more
and more problems, but we can fix those two if
we just keep going. Like that's how I feel.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
But I can't believe I didn't think I had OCD
when I used to wash my iPhone.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
With soap and water. I don't anymore. Now I've substituted
alcohol wipes I have.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
And you're just melting the fucking Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Everything gets rubbed down with an alcohol wipe, my glasses,
my phone to yeah, my bronzein my bronze, and well,
before I sleep with you, I've got to get a
good clean on you before.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
I swear alcohol. I'm showered three days ago.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I actually just had to.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Pour coke on that dick. If it fizzes up, that
shit's dirty. That's a dirty dick, poor sprite. And if
it burns, dude, my mom does burn.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I grew up with like really gnarly eggsma right here and.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
It was like girl, me fucking too right or not
right there?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
But oh yeah, sometimes it would travel.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
For the most part, it was like right here, and
I still have like little scars. And she used to
tell me that if it burned, it meant it was working.
When I would put ointments of any kind on and
like a lot of them obviously weren't working and she
was just doing a test patch. But she grew me
up on the idea that if it burns, it means
it's working. And that's what she used to tell me

(39:46):
about chapstick too, because I still bite my my lips
a lot when I'm focused, and I used to get
such fucked up trap lips as a kid.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, I'm fucking exhausted, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I know.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I slept all day yesterday, all day and then actually
didn't sleep all night. I stayed up till like six
am last night.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Really, because you slept all day no.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I was having panic attacks all night.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh my gosh, wait were you here?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
No, no, no, I was at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I hate having random panic attacks. It's so embarrassing. Like
why lating like this is embarrassing? Why am I freaking out?
Like because I can't even explain what happened, Like I
really can't, Like I can't trace back the domino that
made this happen, but like something happened, and you did it,
Like I don't know if anybody's around, it's like you
did it, question.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Mark, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Also, I think it's time we do away with QR codes.
I think they've served their purpose. Someone invents something else,
because every single QR code I've scanned in the last
month just doesn't work. Not that it's it doesn't like
it laterally my phone doesn't even pick them up, and

(41:00):
especially if it's laser engraved into some fucking wood Like
I know you're trying to be chic to put the
menu on like a little wooden block and you scan that,
but like, no way gave me, gave me a fucking menu.
See that's how Like that's unk for me, Like that's
my unk mentality.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I feel like that.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I feel like, give me, give me a plastic straw
and give me a fucking menu, Like I'm over it,
and I want the menu to be sticky with syrup
from breakfast, Like I literally did I desire that? Actually, yeah,
I need.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
A physical menu.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
If I'm in a restaurant and there is a physical menu,
I'm immediately struck with like the presence of a ghost kitchen,
Like it literally is like you're not real.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I can't believe you don't have many.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Oh my god. During the pandemic, my my roommate plandemic
the plandemic, my one of my roommates at the time
found this app where he's like, dude, I just broke
I like, I have a cheat code for food. Now
there's this app where you can you can buy leftovers
that restaurants are about to throw out. And we were

(42:03):
all like, okay, like let's take a look at that.
Let's maybe vet the food first, and he was like, nope,
I just ordered a bunch of sushi and if.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Being your first bet is low, you got.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Like thirty pieces of sushi for three dollars. We go
to the place and it's in a part of La
that doesn't exist. It simply doesn't exist. It's like a
procedurally generated map. And we go into the restaurant and.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
It's serious, lockers and screens.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, and then a robot drives over slow as fuck,
and it like opens a cubby and it pulls out
like a takeout box, and we didn't see there was
no humor.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
We entirely have to talk about it. Let's get real before.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I have always been an AI and like, whatever the
fuck y'all are doing technologically advancing NoHo, you're slowing me.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
The fuck down. Why am I dropping a box?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Or why do I have to go into a glass box?
And like this thing is gonna scam me and look
at me, and like.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
What just because you want pictures? You want more pictures.
There's pictures anywhere of me, like all of us. There's
so much documentation of all of us. Why do you
want more? Like I literally don't understand it, and it's.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Slowing me down because like QR codes are not fucking
faster than like, it's not efficient, it doesn't work. Some
of you bitches don't have fucking good routing in your building.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
The satellites can't get to it.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Now, I don't have pain.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I have to ask.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
You for the Wi Fi so that I can get
to the menu so I can order. Like it's like,
oh god, it's literally crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I'm good, I have I still have crumbled cookie in
my car. You think it's gross to eat that? I
got that on Friday or Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, on Saturday
Saturday probably put No, I'd eat them, like yeah, I
mean like boxed cookies, like.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I mean, it has been like incredibly hot and yes,
I know, Oh my god, am I listening to an
episode from July or October twenty something.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, it's been so hot here.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
It's literally so.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Because it's been hot in your car, So they're probably gross.

Speaker 10 (44:22):
In Melton, sorry, sometimes there is one.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
There is one that's like a cake tin that I'm
it's like the Treslay Chase one, so I kind of
it's not that one though, but it's kind of giving
them it's supposed to be kept cold. Though I know
I'm saying I'm not going to eat that one.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Well, I don't know if I would eat any of it,
because now there's like a fucking like.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
No, no, it's in its own little separate tins.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's literally probaly, it's.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Also not that one. It's like a cake. It's a
different case.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
It sounds like, okay, So what I'm realizing is you've
already made the fuck ass decisions that you're eating those
Trouble cookies and you're kind of just wasting my breath. No,
you don't give a fuck if I could you eat
them or not.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
You're gonna eat them.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I asked for advice all the time. I'm like, what
should I do?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Was my fucking breath that's what he's about to do
and say, no, I'm glad, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
You should do this. And I'm like, well no, and
you're like, okay, you can try this. No, I'm gonna
do this.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
No, And then the best party, I feel.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Like yeah, he's like, oh my god, my head. Can
you feel my head? Like wow, I.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Feel weird, Like you're literally just gonna complain about it
all day tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I did get jolly Bee last night, and I ate
too jolly Be last night, and then it sat out.
It sat out overnight, lids of the gravy open, tub
of chicken left open, and this morning I proceeded to
eat two things of fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You know, what I would do it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, And it was so fucking good. It was still
it was crispy.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
A crazy household of like.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
You bring this take? I'll bring this stuff from.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Like I had a dream last night. But I'm not
even kidding. I was in I was primordial soup. I'm
not kidding. My dream, my dream on ironically was colors.
My dream was colors. That's it. Like it felt like
flashing lights and colors.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
With God telling you to come out, no.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Of what of what room?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
The closet?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Oh no, I'm not even in there, never have been
in there. You know a lot about that, though, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Know a lot about the closet? Okay, that's it. It
was just colors, like what colors like? I don't know
what I'm like.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I swear to god dreams.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Also, it was just like a default iPhone wallpaper.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I swear to God. There was there was I wasn't
wasn't even conscious, I wasn't even perceiving sleep.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
You had your eyes closed, and somebody just sigh me
was probably pointing a flashlight over your legs.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
So your eyes it's all red.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
True. I think that means you're a genius.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
That I'm dreaming colors.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Seriously, I'm like that means that you have.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Some dreamed in color.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I don't know it was.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
The world.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
They take the color away it's black and white, and
then kind of make this episode black and white.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
From that moment us doing this bit again.

Speaker 10 (47:41):
Yeah, fuck shout out, Yeah, I'm not kidding, Like every
time I go on my phone, it's the funniest three
videos and then it feels like exactly what this looks like,
where it's like they're gonna take the color away from
the city.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
They're gonna take a color like it's only a matter inside.
They kind of did with the Orlando Walk that they
oh not get restored, Like does anybody know?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
No one knows. Let me check the level.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Oh guys, should I pay my fucking fuck ass useless
psychiatrist who literally doesn't give a fuck if I live
or die?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Every Like, are you supposed to talk to your psychiatrists?
Like for real, for real, you're.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Supposed to, But I don't think they're supposed to care
whether or not you die, because I've never had a
psychiatrist that gave a.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Fun I'm like, oh, you're giving me Like y'all are crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
You're not giving me over the counter shit.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
You're giving me like stuff that I oh, I'm crazy
if I lose my whole bottle and I need another
one tomorrow, Like that's the kind of drugs we're playing with.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
You don't give a fuck what I'm up to. Actually,
Like every time I speak.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
To it, literally is just like yeah, it's literally, just
here's math.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I hope you'd use it responsibly.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That's all it is.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
And then I'm just like trying to actually talk about it,
and I'm like, yeah, do you know if there's a difference,
like if there's any psychological effect if I don't take
it every day, because sometimes I worry that because I
only take it whatever whole.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Tangent and he goes, I don't know. Yeah, whatever you've
been doing is good, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
The last time I talked to my psychiatrist when I
wanted to change my meds, he was like, okay, like
what do you want? What do you want out of this?
And I was like, well, because I was I've been
on a lot of meds, so I'll be like this,
I was on this and I want it. I didn't
work basically, And then he was like at he was like, okay,
well you should try this mad and I was like
I was on that in college and it didn't work.
So and then he was like, okay, honestly, like what

(49:27):
do you want to take?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And I kid you not, I said, honestly stopped playing games.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I said, well, my roommate takes wellbutrin, so maybe that.
And he's like, okay, I feel like purkos that would
help in my anxiety.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I mean it literally would. It would for like a
couple months and then it would turn on you and become.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, I guess it would work. Also, like how long
does perks that last? In my head?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
I'm like, cool, that'll work for like like two hours.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Much longer.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
That's sad.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah, all are seriously popping perks and forgetting your whole
night that, Like I always I assumed. I think in
my head most drug is like wear off like quickly,
like but maybe not.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Like hallucinogens last forever. They open your mind.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, so true.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I actually do think I need to do shroom soon
because I got some demons I gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I got demons.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
The demon in question.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I'm not doing it with you, No, I'm.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Saying it's Kai.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, I will not be in her. That's not true.
She made the joke. She just made that joke.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
What do you want to talk about the political and
economic state.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Of the world, bro?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Like, Actually, that is what it's like going out right now.
It's like we're at that point of adulthood where like
nobody can even fake like there's like fun stuff to
talk about.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It is also just like unprecedented levels of corruption. It
is so crazy. Okay. So basically, whenever Trump says the
tariffs are coming back, there's this there's this trader that
uses this.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Like crypto exchange trust. I know there's so I told.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Crypto exchange that it's unregulated to trade on. And whenever
he says, oh, we're gonna put like five hundred percent
tariffs on China one minute before that, it'll be like
one to five minutes. This one address will short the
market with like eighty million dollars and make and they'll
make two hundred million dollars in five minutes and they'll
close it. And it's clearly somebody in the Trump administration,

(51:35):
and it's fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
There's nothing we can do for the thirty minutes before
the entire crypto market collapsed like a couple of weeks
ago because Trump said China tariffs. Someone bought a million
dollars shorting the crypto market and made like eighty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Like and literally trader has done that multiple times, multiple
so obvious, and there's literally nothing we can do about
it because we live in a healthscape healthscape, late stage
capitalist health facious regime.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, it's it's gonna a bit fashy.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Also, I'm just a bit confused because, oh, go check.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Should I do a little unboxing? Should I do a
little unboxing? Guys, I'm getting back into reading, and I
bought a bunch of books on consciousness and archetypes. And
maybe that's why I'm dreaming in color because I started
one of them. This is like ASMR for the people.

(52:37):
How does this sound good?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
That sounds really good?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
M hm, Okay, you might want to go get scissors.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Bo I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Are like around the corner.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I'm about to start.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Light it out, lit it out.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Well, you can't have the bar code showing they can't
see it.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Okay, here's one of them, The Origin of Consciousness and
the Breakdown of the bicameral mind.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh wow, is that a really old book. It looks
it looks super ancient. The breakdown of the bi cameral mind.
Isn't that what you are? Nya? But what is it?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
By by camera?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
What are you bicameral or no bisexual?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Ooh, this is a really good one actually, the archetypes
and the collective unconsciousness of C. G. Young. Apparently reading
his books will change your Well, you're going to open
up one before. No, I've never read one. I think
this is like the one.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Is there underlines in that?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I think so? I bought used books. I think maybe
that one that Kai has under has underlines in it.
Let's read it. Let's read a passage, read something that
he underlined. I don't think this one has underlines. Oh no,
this one doesn't. The idea of a second birth is
found at all times, in all places. In the earliest

(54:31):
beginnings of medicine, it was a magical means of healing
in many religions. It is the central mystical experience, is
the key idea in medieval occult philosophy, and last but
not least, in its infantile fantasy occurring in new number
numberless children large and small, who believe that their parents

(54:51):
are not they're real parents, but merely foster parents to
whom they were handed over.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Hmm, don't. I don't know if your brain needs.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
On Oh wow, the Primordial Image me dreaming?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Which one did you start?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I forget the title, like the numbers and there's that
a gear about some girl like Mary Luis or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Oh, I need to finish. I need to pick back
up reading. I haven't read in like two months in what.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I said, I'm onread two months in.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
You're sober from reading. I got this other one called
like the Holographic Mind or something like that that the
cover looks really cool, So I think I'm gonna quit
my other book and start that one first.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I've just been watching Abbot Elementary.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
I've watched four seasons in the span of like four days,
and it's such a good show and I'm so obsessed
with it, and I like, I actually stopped once I
got to season four because I was like, damn.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I am going too fast.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Going so fast through this, and the new season just
came out, so like, oh, actually, maybe I do catch
up so I can watch.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
It as it's coming up.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
But I then I don't have anything to watch, then
I have to start something new, and I hate starting
something new.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
If I don't like it, just.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Watch me and watch how I Do Me.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I would love to watch you do you? What's your media?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
My media is The movie is terrible, I know that.
But the soundtrack to the Tron movie. I haven't seen
the movie. I've just listened to this soundtrack because it
was advertised that Nine Inch Nails did the soundtrack, which
is Trent Reznor. So I was like, I'm going to

(56:43):
listen to that. It's really awesome, except the one song
if you want it like I can't. I literally can't
do it.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
That's crazy. I love that song.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Ka.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
How do you say her name? Uffy?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Uffy?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah? I've been listening to her. Yeah, a lot of Uffy,
A lot, a lot a lot of Uffy.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
She's like a Korean artist. She's really cool. A friend
of mine showed me here because he worked with her.
But she's really cool. There's like this whole Korean underground
that makes really good music. You should look at the
deep too.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
You've heard this song and yeah, just the way it's
parral and Uffi ad.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Suv Oh you're talking about the old Uffi. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought you're talking about Effie.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I know, when you were talking about Korean. I was like,
I don't think she's Korea.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Oh, I thought you were talking about Effie.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Ah yeah, but yeah, old Uffy's sick.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
My mistake, guys. There's another Korean artist named Effie and
Uffy is different but also good.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Well I'll be sure to check everyone out. Sends me links.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I have been listening to Death Grips again.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Oh so good.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, some of the best music ever, just say ex military.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I've been listening to a whole lot of kind of
nothing new. I'm still just like rotating the same songs,
so I really don't have anything to share, all right, Well,
thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Drew has to read both of these books before the
end of the night or I'm gonna make him eat them.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
No, okay, ye fuck

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Why three