February 7, 2025 • 60 mins
enya gives 50+ swingers a pass and drew got scammed in multiple ways this week which is especially bad because he’s in his luteal phase
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Bye, y'all, Welcome back to emergency intercom.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Guys. I finally saw no Stu. I want to go
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That movie was born as I want to suck your vagina.
I want to suck the period vagina, your penis, horny
ass fucking.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Honestly, it wasn't as horny as people let it on
to be. Like it was a good movie. I don't
want people to walk away and be like, oh my god,
like what a fucking idiot bitch, freak bitch doesn't know
enough sparta.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Away thinking that regards this, because that's just who you are.
You're an idiot freak bitch, like just period, Like that's
just like you.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I guess, Yeah, you are what you eat and I
stay eating you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You stay munching on this kitty cat, this box ill
like you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Also, Drew had to run around the house naked today
and I'm so my god.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah it was horrible, literally horrible, worst, whorse fucking drama
like it is horrible. Well, it was freezing cold, my
penis was tiny. I'm never sleeping naked again in my
life because the one time I did, because I was like, oh,
I got a heated blanket in my bed. Like, I
don't need to wear all these clothes, like because.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I normally wear You got a heated blanket like four
days ago. Oh my god, you didn't tell me about this.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I normally wear like head to toe sweatsuit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
With When you got the blanket, decided like, where did
you order it? Or did you like get it?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I ordered it?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm just saying, like, feels like something you should have
like gotten the mail and showed to me.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I show you everything. Yes, that's just weird.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, there's reasons why I.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Feel like you're I personally feel like you're in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
True, thank you. He got a heated blanket behind my back,
like I feel like I have its.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Sorry Jesus fucking Christ. What did I do normally? I
just normally I sleep head to toe in a sweatsuit
because our house is so fucking cold. It is literally
so freezing in here all the time. So I was like,
you know, I'm going to get a heated blanket, And
then I was like, actually, I don't need to wear
clothes to that anymore. I really don't need to, Like
I'm going to sleep naked for the first time in
(02:31):
a long time. Was rudely awoken to our sound or
our security system blaring through the fucking house, like it's
the worst sound I've ever heard in my ender.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, it really does sound like you know when you
stumble upon the weird ass like end of the world
sirens throughout the world, and it's just the scariest noises
you could think of.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That is what the It's horrible and like all the
way in my room, like you don't really hear how
awful it is. But when you're at the security panel,
like it is like it is it's inside of you.
It's not like it's not like a sound you're hearing,
like it's reverberating through your bones, like it's like shaking
(03:13):
your insides. But I was but assed naked running through
the house to turn it off because I was scared
they were gonna like call the police, and they still
fucking called me, and they said they were gonna send
a security guy to our house, but they literally didn't, so.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
They like, maybe that's better than because you just had
to run around the house naked.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, And I was so scared someone was gonna like
run out after me to get to the alarm. But
everyone was fucking gone or faking like they were asleep,
because you don't sleep through.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That, but I mean I could.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I'm not gonna lie. I know when it went off
that other time, I didn't sleep through it. But I
realize when I wake up to my phone. If I
go to sleep and I have an alarm set and
I end up staying up later and I don't end
up waking up on time, I will wake up and
I have slept through my alarm to the point that
it doesn't say like snooze like it literally it's the
(04:04):
gray screen that says snooze or repeat and it'll be
hours later, which means I've just like slept through the noise.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I sleep through an alarm like nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's actually insane.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It means nothing to me, Like you're your silly alarm
sounds that you think you're gonna wake me up.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They don't even.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Try, Like literally, don't try to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wait, hold on, this is my alarm sound.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Also, everybody got on us about our lighting in the
last episode, So this is our tep deat good lighting
for a podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
If you were wondering, like this is genuine been three years.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's been three years and it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Looks like, No, we're almost four years and we're like, yep,
let's get a light in right there.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, and if you could see the way it looks,
you'd be shocked. Wait, how do you change or find
your alarm? Because I want to know it's in the
clock app, I know, but like I want to know
what alarm sound you use?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh? Which, Oh, I have a plethora because trust and believe,
I've had to try them all, Like I've literally had
you try them all. What's crazy is in high school
I used to wake up to like I had my
alarm set to like Frank Ocean for a while, which
is crazy because I guess I just never fell into
rem sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I just would be awake.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This will interrupt us in a second.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But is it just like your classic alarm sound?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
This has been the week of me getting scammed, by
the way. I've literally been scammed three different fucking times
this week. One the first time was by my favorite rapper.
And I've been withholding this story from y'all for so
long because.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's not waking me up.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
See like that literally, I'm actually like you've just transported
me to the under like water world of Fortnite. And
like that's where I'm at myres, like my feet are
going like this time, looking at my feet go down
a water slide with.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That sounds like a blade song.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that shit that wakes me up every fucking time,
Like no questions asked. And I don't know if people.
I don't think a lot of people use that specific
sound because I hear the one that everybody uses that
they get pissed about on like TikTok. And for the
first time ever, they used that alarm sound in a
TikTok and it really did send shutters through my body,
(06:22):
like it really did like activate my fight or flight sound.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is what I have for one of my alarms.
Oh my god, Hello, what is this one?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
See, you do wake up to that alarm? Because I
was like, dude, you sleep through that everything.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So I sleep through it and then I've switched to
this one. I had a sleepover with Rain and she
was mad as fuck at me, and I'm not allowed
to put on alarms in her house anymore because like
literally she had to kept waking up and like find
my phone to turn off my alarm because I don't
(06:59):
turn them off.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I feel like I just like like I like, nudge
you await, the vibration will wake me up.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Sometimes you need to get the vibrating bed. Actually know
you don't know, I'll tell you that much right now.
She would she already never leaves that goddamn bed. She'd
be catatonic toes curling. Umm, I want to get the
alarm that you have to shoot with a gun?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What I know what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Like there, I mean like it was such a thing
in like the nineties, like in a movie some kid
would have one, and it was like it's like a
laser style gun, like a laser.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Oh oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What is that frequency that gives us cancer? From my phone?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I swear I know of all the.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
AR or the VR. What is it called when you're
like looking at your phone and like the IR? Yeah? Infrared? Yeah,
that she gives us cancer?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
By the way, everything does, Like next.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, even the fucking fiber I'd been taking gives
me cancer. But I got scammed by my favorite fucking rapper, y'all.
I literally did, like and I knew, like I knew
I was fucking up by buying this. But Edward Skeletrics
released an engraved iPod with his new album on it.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I remember.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I was like, yeah, you should do that, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And no, hay, no hate. I got got like simply
put like I don't give a fuck, Like but it
was one hundred dollars and I want my fucking engraved iPod.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But that the thing is, I wouldn't want to refund.
The idea is good enoughing like just do it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
And it wasn't. It wasn't directly from Edward Skeletrics. It
was from the people selling like and engraving them like this.
It was random. No, it was like he collaborated with
this brand. So I DMed them on the side and
was like can I buy one of those? I really
really want one? And they were like yeah, sure, just
send your money to this really sketchy ass like website
(08:50):
link and I was like okay, yeah I will and
they were like make sure you put your password in
or your address and shit in and I was like
yeah I will. That was like month and a half.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They're like, don't forget the last four digits of your social.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, well don't worry. So yeah, I got scammed trying
to get it in Edward's Skeletric's iPod and again I
genuinely don't care. I want my money back, but no hate.
I got got simply put in. Then I got scammed
three days ago. This one still really really really hurts me,
(09:25):
Like this one actually upsets me. So and you needed
to go to a brawl shop to like get new
fucking brawl and panties. And I went in there and
was like way too horny, so I had to walk out.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yah, there was actually a guy in there who I
didn't tell you about. Actually finish your scam and then
I'll sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So I was like, oh, I'll go next door to
the skincare store next door.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I walked next door to the skincare store next exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I walk in and it is so sterile, sterile and
like dark, dark, dark energy, but it so bright so
it doesn't make sense. It doesn't compute, and it's like
really really bad vibes, and I'm just like kind of
floating around and they're like, oh, you know we're a
spall right, and I was like yeah, I didn't know that.
(10:14):
I was like, oh, I just wanted to look at
your's products, and so I'm like going through the line
and I'm like What'sya's flagship product And they're like, oh,
it's our hyaluronic acid. Da da Da da da. And
I was like, oh, do you have body wash? And
they like pointed and they were like, it's the big bottle.
You can use the hand soap. If you want to
use any of our products, you should wash your hands.
And the hand soap smells like the body wash, which
smelled like dicking balls. Really, it really smelt like gooch,
(10:39):
like macooch like it was. It was rancid, fucking vibes
like rotten tooth, but it was really it was really nasty.
So I washed my hands and I didn't use any
of the products because I was literally terrified of everybody
in there. And I was like, I should just leave.
I'm not going to buy anything. I don't need anything.
My skin looks great. I added two new things in
(11:00):
my skincare regimen and it completely changed my life.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I know that morning he came into my room and
he was like look and started like shaking.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
People keep asking me if I got facials, and Babe,
I did, but not the kind you're thinking of, eh,
But I what was I saying? I got distracted by
me getting a facial, I had wore flashbags. What was
I saying?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, people keep asking you about your good
fucking skin.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Down you were like bragging, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, my skin, my skin is great. No, no, no was
I was like. I was like, I'm not gonna buy
anything from this goddamn store because I don't need anything,
but the way they were treating me made me just
feel like I needed to buy something. They always fucking
get you, they always get me. They like prey upon
my ego and it works every time. And I should
have just fucking walked out because it's not cheap skincare,
(11:54):
Like it's really really yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
So I'm like it's a brand they carry in like Sephora.
So I was like, oh, yeah, like that would.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Be cute you go in there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, Like I knew it was like a little more expensive.
And as I was walking out, I was like, actually,
you know what, I'm gonna prove them wrong, Like they
don't think I can buy this shit. I'm gonna buy
this shit. So I'm like, oh, I'll just get the
night serum and they were like oh okay, and they
started they started treating me like I deserve to be treated.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
They started treating you like a human being.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, exactly. So I get to the checkout counter and
I see a number flash across the screen and I
like didn't even think it was a possibility for this tiny,
little fucking bob. I'm not exaggerating, y'all. This big, this
this round, this big, like the size of Kai's penis
like really really really really tiny.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It's not accurate, but.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
But I'm like, i see a number of flash across
the stream, and I'm like, there's like there's no way
that must have been the order before, right, Like there's
no way that that is for that.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Like I had a million like you were trying to
convince me, like I was there with you, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There's no way, absolutely no. So I'm like sitting there.
He's like, oh, I can take your card now, and
I was like okay, and then he like has one
of the like portable things. He didn't tell me the
price and before, and like I'm going to tap my
card down. I'm like, I'm expecting like one hundred dollars
(13:18):
one hundred and twenty dollars max on this little fucking vial.
Like I would have been uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Because it's like a nice skincare brand, but you're not
expecting like.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, and I like, I go to tap my card
and I'm like, oh, oh, my fucking god, Like y'all,
it was three hundred and sixty three fucking dollars worth
a single buyer, a popper sized literally literally it was
literally popper sized. And I was like, are you out
of your fucking mind?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And then you paid for it and he walked on.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
He said that you guys so fun exactly. I was like,
y'all's customer service was amazing. Thank you guys so much
for stealing my money. Stealing my money, you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Guys really made me feel at home. You have no idea.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Because that's two of your biggest insecurities. It's like being
rejected by customer service and like financial stuff for stuff
that's expensive.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know it's true.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Literally, one thing about a Drew is he's not spending
that fucking money, Like he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well, he spends money on me, but for stuff that
doesn't matter. He won't spend.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Money well, like your hole is cheap, so.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's not Yeah, you ran through twenty thirty twenty five
bucks a pop.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I also just want to clarify, Oh, my dick isn't
like small like a popper, It's actually big like a
Yankee candle.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But continue ew, that is like disgusting. Hurts, but yeah,
and then it hurts. True.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I literally thank them. I thank them for stealing my money.
Stealing it's blind robbery, bitch. It has been sitting on
my fucking desk for the past three days because I
refused to fucking open that shit and make my skin oily.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I was trying to convince one of our friends to
go back and return it.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
For Oh yeah, this was our method. This was our method.
I was gonna I think you should still do. Yeah,
it's getting returned.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Like.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
The thing is that we are two people nearing thirty
at a rapid rate, sitting here talking about how you
got scammed, when really we still navigate the world like children,
and we're too embarrassed to.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Be like, hi, so what's the price on that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Because I'm scared nobody takes me serious, so I'm like,
they don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, they see me and they don't take me serious,
which is my fault.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But also because we literally this is how me and
Drew go into stores because we are not social people.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
In that way we go in and I really.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I like, like all creepy and shit making jokes.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Whisper to each other and laugh and don't talk to anybody,
and it's not to be rude.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It literally is.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I am so terrified because also if I get locked
in a conversation, I'm scared mainly because I will talk
someone's ear off.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, I'll tell them, tell them the method that he
came up.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Drew is gonna send one of our friends back to
the shop with my card and card and I d
and say, hey, I sent my nephew in here, and
I told him he could.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Get something nice for himself. All I was about another shop.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
One hundred and fifty dollars supposed to.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Only spend one hundred to one hundred and fifty dollars,
and he spent almost double that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So I need to return this.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
No, I did spend double that, almost triple that. So
he's going to go in with my wallet or with
my card, my ID and the receipt and the skincare.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is that doesn't make sense? Is your pictures on your ID?
They're gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
In case the asked, so you killed this man took
his wallet in his skincare and now you're trying to
get three hundred and sixty dollars back on the card,
like what not even that?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
But they're gonna be like this isn't your fucking nephew,
Like like.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'm adopted, I'm adopted, I'm adopted by Edie. I think
I actually am adopted.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean, I think so too, huge, mistake.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Huge, I'm tiny and has no idea how to compliment
me anymore.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
No, I don't, I don't. I don't know what Drew
wants like anything. Drew is like my girlfriend, who anything
I say is going to be a problem.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
She's on her period right now. I just don't even
say anything.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Don't even what's it called face like Drew is always
that is there is no that's.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
My name or my drag name is permaluteal or something
there's loose.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I guess it makes sense because you would look like
shit all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Lutile is which fuck you no lutes l o u
t e a l lutes heal you that cooked, that cooked,
that cooked, And you tries to compliment me and she'll
be like, oh, Drew, you look so like you look
so strong today, And I'm like cool. So I'm fucking
ginormous and fat and greasy and gross, and I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Fucking no I can't say anything. Today I was like,
oh my god, you look really good today.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
You look like tiny and then he was like, okay,
well I was trying to gain weight, but like it's okay, fine.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I know I gained five pounds and no one noticed.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
No one noticed, literally, like there is But also I
don't compliment men, so I like, I genuinely don't know
what to say, Like I don't know what, Like what
are you even supposed to say to a man to
make him happy?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Like here's a man, girl, don't say shit, that's what
you say?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
No, literally, I don't plan on ever. Also I don't
need to be good at complimenting. Like also straight men,
but you you are harder to compliment because you're not
like a normal gay person. You're like a very weird
kind of gay person.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
All my other gay friends are you so easy? So
easy to compliment?
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Drew, Like literally have to be so specific.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Literally all you have to do is say my skin
looks nice and my hair looks dense, and I will
get a boat in her Like.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
But yeah, I don't know how to compliment men, and
I don't plan on learning because, like I seriously, I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I wish I was kidding. I'm like, what could you
say to a man that would make it fair?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like you look strong today? But no, if you if
you compliment a straight man in.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The world, if you put your mind to it, I
love you.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
If you compliment a straight man, they think you're like
hitting on them. Yeah, it's like not, it's it's really
really dark sided and twisted. You love men. So yes,
I did wipe shit on my jeans, I put poopy
on my No, I'm a working I'm a working man.
Wait hold on, Actually we were talking about poopy butt.
(19:36):
We were talking about poopy butt earlier today me and
me and Kai had a poop butt conversation, and me
and in you had a poopy butt conversation. Oh well yeah,
and it was like, oh, I like wipe my ass
with like water from this sink. She stands over the
sink crouch and like wipes her ass like that to
get the poop out of her. But after she poop.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I actually can't have this conversation, Like I really can't.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I doesn't do it, she doesn't in the same in
the same thing she brustes her teeth in. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
No.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Actually, I have my hair spray bottle for when I
like get my hair all curly, and I'm too frugal
to bio but day so I just like put steaming
hot water in it, and I just put the But
the bottle is really long, so usually the end of
the bottle gets in the poop water.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But you just.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And Kay was telling me that he loves when he's
showering when he like fingers a dingleberry out of his butt.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's like, it's really not that funny. It's just funny,
because like it's.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Not funny year old.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Poop like jokes to be so funny. They really are
so funny. Also, I went had breakfast this morning and
the pitch.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Behind me had the most annoying dog on the planet.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
And I never wanted so badly to turn around and
kick the fuck out of that dog like her and
that dog needed to.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Fucking go the saying all dogs go to heaven. Yeah,
by my hands. I hate dogs. I really don't fuck
with them at all. I've been killing dogs. I've been
killing No, I've been killing dogs.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh you shouldn't say that on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No, I've been killing them, you know, I've been running
them over. No, guys, I like you know that about me.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wait, what we're gonna act like that other thing?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Oh wait, I didn't even tell them what happened to me?
Something really, really bad happened to me, like something so bad.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You, Me and Drew haven't been hanging out this week
because we've been busy doing our own thing.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
So, oh my god, his small cut.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Sorry Drew, and this fucking cut like one thing about
I don't think. I genuinely don't know if I will
let you, like raise children, because the way you act
about like, I feel like to be Gypsy Roses mom.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, No, I know I will. My kid is sick,
I will.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Be give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck that my
kid is sick.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
My kids will be Gypsy Roses mom, and I'll be
Gypsy rose Like. I'll be the one that's sick all
the time, and I'll be making them make me sick
by telling you, oh, can you pour me a glass
of water? Meanwhile, I'm putting minute amounts of cyanide in
the bottom of the cups so they're poisoning me. And
it's not poisoning me, but what yourself unousands by proxy
(22:16):
syndrome munchausens by Wait, I'm gonna munch housene Munchausen on
her p word till she's proxy chousen on her proxy. Yeah,
I'm munching on her proxy until she's housing dizz dick
(22:39):
Okay in her vaginy, right right, Okay, I need to
shut the fuck up. But yeah, I cut myself. I've
been cutting myself. Like we'll insert the pictures of the
bloody finger look away if you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
See them for audio listeners. I've been cutting myself one
insert the picture so greazy.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, I was trimming the tendrils off my monsterra. She's
a very happy girl. She's very very happy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Azul fucks that plant and.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
It's poisonous to Azul, and Azul still eats it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, Azol is addicted to it.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I think Azool gets a little high off of it
because he goes and eats it, runs around and then
gets under my bed, thrums up under my bed.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Or it throws up in my bed.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, he just like goes, And we shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Be talking about poisoning as with my monsterra it's not
us poisoning in the ten.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Bad about that? Get off my deck? Like what?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I take my cat to them and he doesn't eat
it anymore. But I was cutting the tindrils off and
I had a serrated blade and I was sawing through
all of them. I was like sawing and it was
like cutting through a fucking stick. It was like wood,
and it was like a lot and it was like
rotating the plant around as it was sawing. And I
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had like about twenty of them to cut through.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You know what's.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Crazy is like no one was there, and what you
were describing it sounds like the weakest, like like it's
like not vivid. This is like you're trying to describe
this like vivid landscape, like you're in.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The track through the jungle.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Really, it's you a twenty seven year.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Old old cutting on the floor. I'm not fucking twenty seven.
Chill out. No, literally that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I was in such a bad mood too. I was
so fucking pissed. I was like so pissed because the
plant wouldn't stop rotating around and I'm like, bitch, you're
like three hundred pounds, Like chill the fuck out. But
I'm sawing through it.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
We literally have.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh but I'm I'm cutting through all of them, and
there's about twenty of them, and I go one by
one and I get through all of them, and all
of them take the same amount the strength and the
same amount of cuts, and I'm like, oh wow, this
is actually way easier than I thought. Then I get
to the last fucking one, the last little tendril, and
I'm sawing, and I like, go in there, and I'm like,
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I'm using the same amount of pressure that I did before,
and it cuts like fucking butter. And then I saw
through it and it saws through my fucking finger and
my fingernail, and I that my skin. I should have
got stitches, legit.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You should have just killed yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I know, I thought about it. That's what would wait?
Why would I kill myself? I just had like a
quarter inch cut.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Because honestly, you you're already starting.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wow. Yeah, I go in. I think agree with her.
I just agree with that sentiment.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's just I'm trying to go get her that like.
Once I start, I don't like, I don't stop.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Like in it.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yep, it's my time.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Thought you said it's midtime.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Drew called me and said that his skin was rotting
off of his.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It is disgusting, like he should have just gone to
the er and just at least had it like rinsed
out with like a good He should have gone to
Rite Aid and get.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
A little thing.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'm alive and I still have my full fucking finger.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You have, Actually, you know what, This is so disgusting
and I'm going to out myself for the nastiest thing ever.
I have had a really dense past month, just been busy,
and I'm yrian.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
What oh I.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Thought you were saying you had a dense period, and
that's what I thought too.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
No, but I did have the kind of period that
felt like the period of Christmas past. It was like
bubble bubble brul and like soil, like whatever the witches
would say over the pot, Like that's what it was?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
What the fuck was that was it? There?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Like bubble bubble bruling, something like.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I've never heard that once in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You have.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
It's like a hold on, I'll look it up. You
keep you keep telling.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I've heard what I was saying.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
So your period was bad?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Are you having a dense month?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Bitch? I have.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
This is actually disgusting. It's better now, guys.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I I'm not somebody who like I don't get like
pedicures all the time. I used to get them all
the time, but now I like maintain my own hands
and feet at home.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Because I could.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Actually, I would rather walk into the street and get
hit by oncoming traffic than sit in a random place
with a stranger who I met three seconds ago when
they're rubbing between my toes and I have to act
like they're not there, but also be like, thank you,
you're doing an amazing like it's just a lot.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Some people really like touching feet.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I mean, that's what I was thinking yesterday because I'm
not gonna lie. When I was going in on my
own toes, I had to go in. I wish I
took a picture my feet. Granted, I also cleaned crazy
yesterday and like my feet were really dirty. I was
so cold in my toes where I literally had no
sparratu feet, Like there's.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No other way to describe it. I had no sperratu claws.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Were they worse than mine?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Bad?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
My feet.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I've been so busy and disassociated for my body as
of reson that low.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Key have not looked at my feet. No, it's not
a good thing because my ship was ranked as fun like.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
It was nasty. Now they look amazing. I like, did
them up? I gave like I really like. But there
was a remodeling happening last night, like last night we
closed early, like.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Is that the chainsaw? Dude?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I was sitting at my like in my room for
two hours.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
It took me two hours to wait. Can I see them?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Let me see them? Wait, let me have that sock?
Can I see your sock?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh, Drew's making fun of me. Yeah, Kai has something
to should you guys see what happened on TikTok this week.
I basically got outed and I think we should address
it on TikTok. And I don't know if you've seen this, but.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So bad it is.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Really I didn't know she was recording. Okay, let me
just say that.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
It is so bad.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Tell me I'm beautiful.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
That sock is.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't like that because it really does sound like you.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
That is like, I can't I wore that suck a while.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I took a walk in that sock.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
You forget it is it's on face time?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
So is so crazy that song is in the room,
Like why is the song in the room with you
and not him?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I thought, yeah, no, it's showing the sock on face time.
Like that's the craziest part.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Honestly, if like people that perverted could fine, God, like
people that perverted could genuinely just find another person who
could be that perverted with them.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There's something sweet about But does that make sense to like,
oh he really does? Just like is weird as fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
But like respect, That's what I was saying about swingers.
I literally think swingers are so cute to me, like legitimately,
I think they're so cute, like like people that have
been yeah, oh older swingers, young.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
In your thirties, but like get a ground.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Fifty year old swinger, six year old that have been
together for like twenty plus years, thirty years, and like
their sex life has gotten a little boring, and they're like,
let's spice things up, like let's hook up with men
and women, Like what if we did that? And like,
I don't know, I just think it's so cute that
they like they explore, they explore because.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Also in my head, a lot of those I'm idealizing
that idea, but I'm like, oh, y'all have really been
together for so long? You actually are just homies now,
I'm in a way we are swingers. Yeah, we are
roommate show up and we like we I mean, we're
always present at each other's like, uh, sexual activities, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You know what. We don't even talk about that. But
you know the roommate phase. You ever heard of that? No,
there's like a phase in relationships when people move in together,
the roommate phase. And it's like that's what kills most relationships.
And I was just like reading a bunch about it,
and like reading.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You watch the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
TikTok, reading a bunch.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
You know it's real too.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
No, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Also they're like not not just reading about it. I
was reading a bunch, like, don't get into it. I
didn't see one paragraph not to you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I saw like you page if you think about it.
They did a bunch of reading on it, and they
relayed the information to me.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It's not just started saying like someone told me.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Someone told me.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I can't prove, but someone someone.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm an expert. Now I'm an expert now on the
roommate phase. Go look it up. It kills a lot
of relationships. It's because they move in together and then
they've never lived together, and it's like when you move
in with the roommate you hate and then like you
kind of butt heads, and then things get stagnant and
you're just hanging out all day and you're like, oh
my god, I want my own fucking space. Oh my god,
leave me the fuck alone. Oh my god, I hate
you clean up after yourself. Oh my god. We're roommates.
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We don't do anything. We just stay inside all fucking
day long.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I just don't think any couple needs to live together,
Like I genuinely think living with a friend makes more
sense to me.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah. Well, it's also it's also giving, like we don't
desire like that, like we don't. We have each other,
so we don't like we're not we're never lonely like
I feel like it's there's like it's like people that
are like alone all the time and go to sleep
alone and don't have roommates, they want like partners really
(32:29):
badly to like hang out with all day long, but
we have each other, which is I just don't think.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'd want to hang out with a partner all day long.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh, I'm the same way. Like if I ever date someone,
I literally need to see them maybe once a month.
I'm not kidding me, And it does.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Keep the excitement alive, Like why do I have to
see you every day? Also, I was no I was
gonna say, I like living with a I've always.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I wasn't the kind of person who could live with
a partner, because I did that for a very brief
time in my early early twenties, like when I was
nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That also, I mean when I was nineteen twenty, like
when I was one thousand night.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, she was one nine years old.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I did that very briefly, but I didn't want to
do it, like I genuinely. I always knew from the beginning.
I was like, this is not a good idea. I
got convinced into doing it.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Guess what. The motherfucker moved out six months later, and.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
We got into an argument the second we moved in
because I wasn't picking up fast enough after myself when
I was cooking.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
And I was like, oh, feel down.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I do when I'm cooking, I'll clean up after I come,
But I don't know. I'm kidding, I'm not doing the
dishes after I cook. Damn can I fucking chill?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I just cooked?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Fuck that's why really am like cooking food is evil,
Cooking food is It's really demonic. It really is demonic.
I'm not kidding it.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Cooking is demonic. I think getting on that fuck it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Oh wait, can we talk about Lady Gaga and how
she's back in her demonic era? I know, I'm so happy,
Thank god she's back in her dynamic era. Dnonic is
something I've been working on it.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
She looked grammy.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, she is like.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
One of the most like gorgeous people ever. I love
her so much. Also, everyone everyone was just amazing me.
Did you see Cynthia singing for the Quincy Jones tribute tribute?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
She makes it look so fucking easy.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I know that's like DOCI because I think I can
do that.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm like, y'all doci, like I knew, I knew, but
now I know, like you know what I mean? Like
literally that performance was mind blowing. I was so Gagatondra
three thousand by it, like literally bury me, bury me gagging.
(34:56):
I was I ate that ship up and I was like, oh,
this is exactly what she needed.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Like no, I know she is just so fucking good.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Also, she's gorgeous as fuck, but her NPR or tiny
desk I think will be I.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wonder if you you still listen to everything.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, I listened to it.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
It's my favorite thing to listen in my pastime. Like
it's so good because it just like I really like
when people reimagine albums.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I listened to the album too, but just.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Except when I go to a concert instruments. Except when
I go to a concert and I want to hear
the song in its entirety, and then they make this
like weird, shitty version of it that no one in
the audience knows of their most famous song, and I'm like,
you can do that. I'm like, some people can get
away with that. Do she can get away with that?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Travis Scott, No, I say, Drake doing that was there.
That's when we should have known.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It was like it was time to back it up,
because what do you mean You're performing your hit song
and now you think you can sing? Like We've always
let you get away with a little bit of the singing,
but now it's like, like.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Giv you're boring, Bye bye bruh, bully Boy.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
But yeah, the Grammys were such a knight for the
girl Sabrina's performance.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Everyone was good chapel like dah da da you already know, like.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You everyone knows. It was like the best Grammys ever.
Was so fan servicey in the best way. Like, I
don't think anybody left angry. Billie Eilish, I felt was
snubbed in a couple of weeks that made me really
which I was upset about and like, but I think
people thought she was crying that she didn't win Album
of the Year, but I think she was crying for
Beyonce because Beyond.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Had never won that.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, and like it was very.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Beyonce is thirty five fucking grund. Yeah, but no, winning
Album of the Year is a huge thing.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I also signed up to get a pre sale access
to her new tour. Yeah my god, Yeah, she's coming
to LA for like four nights.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
I was gonna say, because she has so many but
them always snubbing her of Album of the years crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
And I when I first saw her reaction, like to
winning country album, I was like, I think she's like
playing it up a little bit, But then I really
was like, oh no, she genuinely did not think.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Because imagine how many years she went thinking.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Also for country album like yeah it is, That's tea Chapel,
like killed it always she's that girl, Sabrina. I really
really liked her performance. I think it's so fun to
not take yourself as serious. Like if Gaga smiled a
little bit more and more less makeup.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Y, she'd hair up and like sweatpants, she'd be way
hard any of the pop girls, can you start just
like wearing sweatpants, throwing your hair up in a bun
and like no makeup, don't give a fuck. Yeah, but
we we need the pop girls. I know that it
feels like we are being banished to uh the basement
for all the fun we had with the pop girls
last year, but all to pick it back up, please please,
(38:01):
because like you said it perfectly, I think we took
for grant like last year for media in general, but
music and specifically pop music from the girls. It was
such a good year, and a lot of these bitches
are the type of bitches to be like I'm taking
a two year break because like I care and like, yes,
I actually really appreciate that you guys care about like
(38:24):
your mental health, your mental health, but I'm I'm you
exactly what the fuck am I gonna listen to?
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Why has Rihanna not released an album?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I honestly I can lie.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I wanted to say that way because I kind of
love an artist ending on such.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
A high way. You know what's actually interesting is Rihanna
took a page out of my book, not releasing an
album and constantly teasing it all the time. Which your emoji. Yeah,
she jacked my swag Loki. Also the lady I got
Bruno Bruno Mars song it was the.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
World was ending.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I want to be next to.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Also me singing bags by Clara going absolutely fucking viral everywhere.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
That was what you were saying. I couldn't even tell.
I couldn't even tell what this was.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You ugly motherfucker. Oh my god, you ugly bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No god, you look good in navy. You're like this
zip up.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I mean you are quite literally just copying my vibe
and you lean from head to toe.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Your you want to be sane jeans a zip hop.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Well, yeah, it's because I'm obsessed with you guys.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sis we my packport literally says I'm from Webanu.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Webs a joke on Twitter what you made Webanosis up?
It was it was we Beenusis and then you like
said like I'm from Webanusis or something like that, and
like it like became culturely. It wasn't a thing until
you said we No. I swear to God because I remember.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's too easy, because remember when that was flooding comments
like okay, like what am I gonna look at.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Webanusas like noted overdosed on webanoss.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I can't wait to smoke a webs after this.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, it's gonna hit so fat.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, well, I think what would really bring us together?
Another stuff we need high time?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Also a scary movie for a step we've had like
eight million top to the hand.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Oh yeah, Like I want to write a parody movie.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
We saw that one scary movie together Queer. Oh scary?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Why was it scary for you? Guy? It was a
horror movie. It was a horror movie for me.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
It is scary to go and see yourself.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
For the part I was going to say, it was
a really really scary movie for me. I'm not kidding,
Like I really walked out of there and it made
me think a lot of really scary thoughts. How I
am an evil person and I'm going to be alone
forever because I've been both sides and I have a
lot of bad karma.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I see glass, can you from both sides?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Can you fix this?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Than you?
Speaker 7 (41:14):
That was me singing Mitchell And if you guys were
wondering what I've been, I think it's just on the
side I've been thinking at and I think I want
to make some videos where I'm kind of just like
talk to the camera and get a bit more personal.
But I'm having a part time doing it because i
just feel like that's it's a bit embarrassing to get
on camera and just talk to but maybe that's like
not the way I should be viewing it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Okay, we we just wrapped it, but you haven't seen
the movie, so it won't make sense to you, but
it'll it'll hit.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
But fucking I said, I'm gon, at least she has
tastes in something, because the belt.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Is good, making you say one more time.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I said Kyle's belt was nice, and then he said
it's his ex girlfriends and I said, at least he's
got taste in something.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Wait one more.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Time, A joke, like my ex girlfriend is really hot
and she we could.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Cut that out, we could come, we can leave it in.
I think that's Coolin she is a baddie.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I know she is.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
She's like she's girl trade, No, she is. She's literally like, no,
it's so fucked up. Kay pulls the baddest bitches.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Actually, all of our friends have girlfriends who if left
in the room alone with me, I would be really awkward.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I would just be really scared, like I actually I
wouldn't do anything, but I'd be.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Like, what if we did do something?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Oh, my girl thinking about something the other night, that's
like really freaky.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
What did juice over?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
It was so freaky? I would finish up.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
No, I can't say what did you say? Though? You
said something weird?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I said, my girlfriend is so slutty.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Just for you, babe, true should be into media.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, well, I just want to say about Look the movie.
I know it wasn't a horror movie. I'm not homophobic.
It was a scary experience for me because me Drew
was like, we're sitting together.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Kai Kai invited me to go see Queer No alone
me and him.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
No, he tricked me. He was like, we're gonna go
see a cool straight movie. We're gonna see Wolf of
Wall Street. It's back in theaters. We walk into that ship.
It's a movie called Queer, and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I'm sweating where I'm in way really really close.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
And then he's like, oh, by the way, you can
have as much popcorn as you want. But he puts
it on his dick, and so every time I had
to grab it and then he would wink at me.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
It was weird.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Well, you kept getting closer.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, that's the way y'all like play or joke with
each other. So I really can't I can imagine like
all of that.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
No, that's literally like we were doing all of that
as a bit. But no, Kai inviting me to go
see Queer is crazy. First of all, I love Luke. No,
it was okay. My my take on the movie.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Was right.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, it was awesome. It was a good vibe. Then, like,
I do think it is really good for gay men
to go see because it is really eye opening in
a lot of ways, specifically younger gay inn Also it's
really good for older gay men to see, to be like, oh,
this experience that I'm experienced is like universal because it's
not talked about in the gay community. At all, but
just don't be a dickhead period. That's it.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I need to see it really bad. I'm like late
on the movies.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
I literally I was the last human on the planet's
you know sparaw too.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
That shit was empty as fog.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Kay clock did It's tea so bad though, like in
a good way. He was like, it's what.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Bose Afraid?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah? Yeah, what what'd you say?
Speaker 5 (44:49):
It was like the gay version of bos Afraid.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Like the good version. You said, it's the good version
of bos good version, yeah, but also the gay version.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I liked it a lot more than bos Afraid, but
it feel it feels like a similar type movie.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I need to watch it.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
It was really really weird for him to do like
random yeah, like for Luca to like put out speaking
of Luca, like actually, I don't even know if they
can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
The trade, the like Lakers trade.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Y'all, y'all the worst, the worst. I genuinely think that
ruined my life. It like literally ruined my life, and
I contemplated suicide. I've never cried in my life before,
and I cried over the Luca trade. He was supposed
to do in life. Yeah, he was supposed to be
a Maverick for the rest of my goddamn life, because
(45:41):
I'm planning on dying at thirty five. He was supposed
to be at the Mavericks well the rest of my
life playing basketball. Yeah, he didn't want to leave. He didn't.
He loved the Mavericks. He thought he was going to
die a Maverick. He was dirt two point zero and
they fucking traded him. They stabbed him in the goddamn
back because oh he's gained a little weight, bitch, suck
(46:02):
my digging balls.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
As thought it was.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's their reason. Is Like, the real reason is,
I don't think they wanted to sign him to the
supermax contract, which is if you stay with the team
that drafted you, like the franchise that drafted you, for
a certain amount of years, you're eligible for a supermax
if you're good enough. And he's a top three player
in the fucking league.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
It literally upsets me so bad, which means he would
have been eligible next year for a three hundred and
sixty five million dollar contract, which is the biggest in
NBA history. And their quote unquote concerns where that he
his conditioning was like not up to par. But I
did find out that they uh said he had a
(46:43):
wrist injury to the public, but in reality, he had
eleven days to lose weight and he didn't lose weight.
So then they were like, girl, fuck you, we're trading you.
But he took him to the finals last year. They
were building an amazing fucking team. They were going to
go to the finals once he was healthy, and they
fucking traded him away. He just bought a house in
(47:05):
Dallas twelve days ago. They really, it really is a business,
and if Luca's not safe, no one's fucking safe. And
free throw merchant Shay Gil just Alexander better watch the
fuck out.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
That didn't sound like a real sentence.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I'm a full time sounded like.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah, this is that sounded like emojis.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, I'm a full time Spurs fan. H Now, I
used to split my time between the Spurs and the Mavericks,
and I was really a Mavericks fan, like because I
grew up with Dirk and all of my passwords to
everything where Nowitzki forty five love Dirk. They were about
to become don Shake seventy seven, but they traded him away,
and now really what I hope happens is a meteor
(47:46):
strikes the arena and kills everybody inside because they backstabbed
my friend Luca. We're really close. You don't know him,
Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
You don't know him. You're always saying, we have a
game tonight, we have a game.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
He is never like, no, he is. He lives in
La now and he's fine.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Shit, So you think you're gonna pull him.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I could pull him, I really could. I think he's
low key gay as fuck. Not actually, but there is.
There's a bunch of gay NBA players.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I mean, yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Well I guess I know of a few, and I've
actually talked to one on FaceTime before I scared the
shit out of her walking by. But no, I really
have talked to a very very very very very very
very famous like one of the goats on FaceTime with
my buddy Drew. It was two Drew's on FaceTime, and
(48:39):
I have a screenshot of it because I was like
so gagged by it, because I was.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Like, yeah, I guess I never realized what a big
deal that was for you.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
But like, I guess, basketball, like sports to me, it
genuinely doesn't exist. That's something that doesn't exist until I
see it, Like if no one ever mentioned a sport
to me ever again, other than maybe like soccer.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Because I see a ball, I'm kicking it. It's called
I see a ball on the floor and I'm kicking it.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
It's called football.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Babe, Get into your media right the fuck now, I'm
not done talking about Luca.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Is your heart beating, No, my stomach is.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Actually your heart is beating. That was a trick question.
Oh that good lighting looks awful.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, it's really really scary. But Luca, my glorious king,
I'm sorry they did you like that. Just know that
I'm here for you. I'm happy that you're in a
large market team. Oh my god. I didn't even get
into the worst part his contract. Three hundred and sixty
four million dollars. He got traded. He's not eligible for
(49:47):
the Supermax anymore. Now. The largest contract he can get
is two hundred and twenty nine million. So he lost
one hundred million dollars on that trade, which is like, Okay,
he's still making two hundred twenty nine million dollars. It's
not that big of a deal.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
But if you yeah, but I guess if you've been anticipated,
and like staying with the team obviously because you like
love the team, but also because you've dedicated your time there,
you like.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Want that exactly.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Also, like especially if somebody told me I was gonna
get that, don't play with me, Like literally, your stomach.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Is it's twirking, but I am.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
I bet, thank you.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
And he also has to pay fifteen percent state income tax.
Oh my god. I just feel so bad for him.
And I hate the Mavericks and I hope they all die.
And I hope fucking Anthony Davis, who's made out of
literally pulled pork because he fucking like breaks a ligam
in every two seconds. They're all geriatric. They're literally all
old as fuck. They're old fucking bags. Fuck the Mavericks.
They're all.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
I'll say that about freeda callo bro, Like, wait what
you said Anthony Davis?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Oh eyebrowts.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
I literally I only know who Anthony Davis is because
of that screenshot from like I think two people on
omegle or like twitch and this girl had a picture
of free to Call it in the back or like
vice versa. But one of them was like, oh, that's
free to Call or that's Anthony Davis. I think the
guy was like, Anthony Davis is behind you, and she
(51:12):
was like, what, that's Freda Cayle.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
One of the first gifts I've ever seen was Anthony
Davis and his unibrow breaking off his head and turning
into an eagle and flying away because.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
He did have people made fun of it so bad.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
She gets also, he.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Don't get it twisted. I love you, Freda. That's me to.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Also don't get it twisted. I love Anthony Davis and
his run in college. He was probably the greatest college
freshman of all time. But he is going to die.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Dude. Viewership has knocked off, like this is insane.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
How nice I was? Guys, I'm a really nice friend.
I just let that happen.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
That was for the three gay men that actually listened.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
To not even straight.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, they're all gay, because.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
There's I don't know if straight men make it this
far into an episode, does that make sense? Like I
feel like they kind of watch so that they can
tell the pretty girl or guy they're talking to. I
guess they wouldn't be straight guys. I can't really imagine.
I just can't imagine a straight guy watching this, Like
I really, I can't picture him, just like there are
straight guys that watch it.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh well, you couldn't imagine it. One of the hosts
is a fucking straight guy, not Kai.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
I'm not a host.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, that was gonna sayah when on your toes period?
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Yes? Wait?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Why am I so lightheaded? I think it's because I
just talked for forty I like stemmed out.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
And man's plain for forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I know, literally, I like really lost consciousness, y'all. People
want to say I don't know ball. Actually, no one's
ever said that, and they're the fact that I know
a little bit of basketball blows everyone's fucking mind every
single fucking time I talk about it.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
But because people are homophobia, I know.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Literally, it's literally Trey the Hello Queen and I'm trade, Oh, boyfriend,
I'm nervous. What say hydrated?
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Hydrated?
Speaker 5 (53:09):
You all know that video?
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
It's Addison saying someone's like, oh, you're staying hydrated and
she's like hi, He's like what She's like hydrated? Literally
one of the greatest videos all of all time. Boyfriend,
I'm nervous?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Also? Addison Ray, are you kidding me.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I want a time. How attractive am I.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (53:40):
I'm nervous? Then she she's she's really my goal.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
I want to see the hydrated.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
No, she is like top time, like she's also a
super Max contract.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
No, she's She's going to go on a generational run
this year, unlike anything we've ever seen. When she drops
her goddamn album, it's going to change lives, specifically hers.
She's gonna be taken seriously, more seriously as an artist.
Like I really do think she's about to, like, like
really really tap in in a very big way because
(54:13):
she's like a she's a student of fucking pop like
she's she also got that one fucking producer and writer
that wrote all of Britney fucking Spears's hits to write
on her shit. So she automatically already has four fucking
like smash hits on her album.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Can I feature on a song piece?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, Edison, can we feature? And actually I will literally
just whistle. Actually I'm supposed to be whistling on Clara's album.
I'll clap on your album. Dare not tell you about that.
Clara wants me to wisten there's no way.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
I'm sure she actually saw you singing her song and
check because I saw she blocked you.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
That's all she like you guys.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
No, Actually, if you go to one of your posts, wait,
who the fuck was that? My man?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Okay, well, my media of the week Travis Scott.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Honestly, just wait, what's the album by Steve Lacy, Gemini
or Gemini rights Gemini's rise, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:16):
Hi, I love her, you know what it is?
Speaker 4 (55:28):
She like her and your mom have such a similar
like very specific to like southern women sweetness. Like it's
it's that same kind of like just kind of like
huh what but is actually smart?
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, she's she's so sick, she's about to change life.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
I guess that's like my mom too. My mom's a
little ditsy. I love my mom. I'm very bullish.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
I'm very bullish on Addison Ray boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Okay, my media of the week is Sunday Best by
Bobby Gentry.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
As I you say that, I don't know, and honestly,
Gemini writes by Steve Lacy, I've been listening to that
album again and like, I actually can't believe that that
album came out almost three years ago, because in my
head that album still came out last year.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well, my.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
No, I won't. That's embarrassing my media. You're gonna be
pissed but out of touch. Darryl Hall and John.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Oates, Oh Club Chop of Cana by Wham, That's what I.
Speaker 9 (56:47):
Was listening to.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Something in the car that was so goaded, but I
can't remember what it was. I listened to it over
and over again. I can't remember. But Drew sayof lest
we forget, tapeworms are nature's ozimbic.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
I mean, yeah, I remember I met a kid in
fifth grade who had a tape worm and I was
so fucking terrified. We like it was one of the
friends whose house we went over to, and I obviously
didn't know how tapeworms worked, but he, like the mom,
was talking about it to my mom. And I heard
that and I was like, holy shit. And I became
hyper fixated on tapeworms for the next like five months.
Every time I got to a computer with Google working,
(57:23):
I would look up tapeworms and see what they look like.
And I would look in my poop because I thought
that kid gave me a tapeworm.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
I used to want to tape. Wait RFK literally does
have tapeworms in it.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
I want RFK to fucking burn in a fire.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
That the sawdou Car Champ from Dune the worms in
his brain chanting for him to lower the cooked meat
temperature so tapeworms can form in annihilate the human race.
Speaker 4 (57:54):
Oh my god, god, no, no, okay, wait, let me
find my sye ops real quick.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
I had a nightmare. Young ma was twerking. Is it
gay for a man to wear a big T shirt
to bed with no draws on? Yes?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Eh, I do not want your penis to peek out
from under your fuckation. I know ewa, Oh my god, bruh,
like such an animatonic failure.
Speaker 9 (58:32):
Animatonic Yes, yes, right, that's a universally bad look with
a long shirt and no pants on.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
That's a bad look. No one's pulling that off except
maybe Drew. Drew could pull that off.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
No, he could not.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I could easily, what I literally could.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
You would need the longest shirt in the world because
your penis is so long.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Oh yeah, I forget about that.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
You need a momo you we.
Speaker 5 (59:10):
That is one of my favorite videos of you, like
like dipping down with the purse.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
Dude, it's so gross.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
That is beard such a dense beard.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
I know, it's so crazy. Let's read this one.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
You sounded like not at all.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Y'all need to start sending me more fucking sys like damn, Like,
holy shit.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
I'm sad at me for rushing him, and y'all really are.
Speaker 5 (59:45):
We also get like three hundred a day.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
He's like, y'all be the wait in the which email?
Speaker 5 (59:51):
The official one?
Speaker 3 (59:53):
I don't ever, I don't have access to that email.
They just send him to my business email.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
No, dude, that email is ran through with that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I've literally never known that that email is like completely
overtaken by high Op. Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
There's definitely some motherfucker out there who's like, broh, the
code is you send it to truth Personal.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah, you just leaked that ship. Okay, whatever you get
what you're getting. You don't throw a fit. Suck my dick.
Wait I
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Bye,
Bye, y'all, Welcome back to emergency intercom.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Guys. I finally saw no Stu. I want to go
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That movie was born as I want to suck your vagina.
I want to suck the period vagina, your penis, horny
ass fucking.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Honestly, it wasn't as horny as people let it on
to be. Like it was a good movie. I don't
want people to walk away and be like, oh my god,
like what a fucking idiot bitch, freak bitch doesn't know
enough sparta.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Away thinking that regards this, because that's just who you are.
You're an idiot freak bitch, like just period, Like that's
just like you.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I guess, Yeah, you are what you eat and I
stay eating you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You stay munching on this kitty cat, this box ill
like you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Also, Drew had to run around the house naked today
and I'm so my god.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah it was horrible, literally horrible, worst, whorse fucking drama
like it is horrible. Well, it was freezing cold, my
penis was tiny. I'm never sleeping naked again in my
life because the one time I did, because I was like, oh,
I got a heated blanket in my bed. Like, I
don't need to wear all these clothes, like because.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I normally wear You got a heated blanket like four
days ago. Oh my god, you didn't tell me about this.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I normally wear like head to toe sweatsuit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
With When you got the blanket, decided like, where did
you order it? Or did you like get it?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I ordered it?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm just saying, like, feels like something you should have
like gotten the mail and showed to me.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I show you everything. Yes, that's just weird.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, there's reasons why I.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Feel like you're I personally feel like you're in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
True, thank you. He got a heated blanket behind my back,
like I feel like I have its.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Sorry Jesus fucking Christ. What did I do normally? I
just normally I sleep head to toe in a sweatsuit
because our house is so fucking cold. It is literally
so freezing in here all the time. So I was like,
you know, I'm going to get a heated blanket, And
then I was like, actually, I don't need to wear
clothes to that anymore. I really don't need to, Like
I'm going to sleep naked for the first time in
(02:31):
a long time. Was rudely awoken to our sound or
our security system blaring through the fucking house, like it's
the worst sound I've ever heard in my ender.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, it really does sound like you know when you
stumble upon the weird ass like end of the world
sirens throughout the world, and it's just the scariest noises
you could think of.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That is what the It's horrible and like all the
way in my room, like you don't really hear how
awful it is. But when you're at the security panel,
like it is like it is it's inside of you.
It's not like it's not like a sound you're hearing,
like it's reverberating through your bones, like it's like shaking
(03:13):
your insides. But I was but assed naked running through
the house to turn it off because I was scared
they were gonna like call the police, and they still
fucking called me, and they said they were gonna send
a security guy to our house, but they literally didn't, so.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
They like, maybe that's better than because you just had
to run around the house naked.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, And I was so scared someone was gonna like
run out after me to get to the alarm. But
everyone was fucking gone or faking like they were asleep,
because you don't sleep through.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That, but I mean I could.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I'm not gonna lie. I know when it went off
that other time, I didn't sleep through it. But I
realize when I wake up to my phone. If I
go to sleep and I have an alarm set and
I end up staying up later and I don't end
up waking up on time, I will wake up and
I have slept through my alarm to the point that
it doesn't say like snooze like it literally it's the
(04:04):
gray screen that says snooze or repeat and it'll be
hours later, which means I've just like slept through the noise.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I sleep through an alarm like nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's actually insane.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It means nothing to me, Like you're your silly alarm
sounds that you think you're gonna wake me up.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They don't even.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Try, Like literally, don't try to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wait, hold on, this is my alarm sound.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Also, everybody got on us about our lighting in the
last episode, So this is our tep deat good lighting
for a podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
If you were wondering, like this is genuine been three years.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's been three years and it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Looks like, No, we're almost four years and we're like, yep,
let's get a light in right there.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, and if you could see the way it looks,
you'd be shocked. Wait, how do you change or find
your alarm? Because I want to know it's in the
clock app, I know, but like I want to know
what alarm sound you use?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh? Which, Oh, I have a plethora because trust and believe,
I've had to try them all, Like I've literally had
you try them all. What's crazy is in high school
I used to wake up to like I had my
alarm set to like Frank Ocean for a while, which
is crazy because I guess I just never fell into
rem sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I just would be awake.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This will interrupt us in a second.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But is it just like your classic alarm sound?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
This has been the week of me getting scammed, by
the way. I've literally been scammed three different fucking times
this week. One the first time was by my favorite rapper.
And I've been withholding this story from y'all for so
long because.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's not waking me up.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
See like that literally, I'm actually like you've just transported
me to the under like water world of Fortnite. And
like that's where I'm at myres, like my feet are
going like this time, looking at my feet go down
a water slide with.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That sounds like a blade song.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that shit that wakes me up every fucking time,
Like no questions asked. And I don't know if people.
I don't think a lot of people use that specific
sound because I hear the one that everybody uses that
they get pissed about on like TikTok. And for the
first time ever, they used that alarm sound in a
TikTok and it really did send shutters through my body,
(06:22):
like it really did like activate my fight or flight sound.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is what I have for one of my alarms.
Oh my god, Hello, what is this one?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
See, you do wake up to that alarm? Because I
was like, dude, you sleep through that everything.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So I sleep through it and then I've switched to
this one. I had a sleepover with Rain and she
was mad as fuck at me, and I'm not allowed
to put on alarms in her house anymore because like
literally she had to kept waking up and like find
my phone to turn off my alarm because I don't
(06:59):
turn them off.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I feel like I just like like I like, nudge
you await, the vibration will wake me up.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Sometimes you need to get the vibrating bed. Actually know
you don't know, I'll tell you that much right now.
She would she already never leaves that goddamn bed. She'd
be catatonic toes curling. Umm, I want to get the
alarm that you have to shoot with a gun?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What I know what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Like there, I mean like it was such a thing
in like the nineties, like in a movie some kid
would have one, and it was like it's like a
laser style gun, like a laser.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Oh oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What is that frequency that gives us cancer? From my phone?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I swear I know of all the.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
AR or the VR. What is it called when you're
like looking at your phone and like the IR? Yeah? Infrared? Yeah,
that she gives us cancer?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
By the way, everything does, Like next.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, even the fucking fiber I'd been taking gives
me cancer. But I got scammed by my favorite fucking rapper, y'all.
I literally did, like and I knew, like I knew
I was fucking up by buying this. But Edward Skeletrics
released an engraved iPod with his new album on it.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I remember.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I was like, yeah, you should do that, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And no, hay, no hate. I got got like simply
put like I don't give a fuck, Like but it
was one hundred dollars and I want my fucking engraved iPod.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But that the thing is, I wouldn't want to refund.
The idea is good enoughing like just do it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
And it wasn't. It wasn't directly from Edward Skeletrics. It
was from the people selling like and engraving them like this.
It was random. No, it was like he collaborated with
this brand. So I DMed them on the side and
was like can I buy one of those? I really
really want one? And they were like yeah, sure, just
send your money to this really sketchy ass like website
(08:50):
link and I was like okay, yeah I will and
they were like make sure you put your password in
or your address and shit in and I was like
yeah I will. That was like month and a half.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They're like, don't forget the last four digits of your social.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, well don't worry. So yeah, I got scammed trying
to get it in Edward's Skeletric's iPod and again I
genuinely don't care. I want my money back, but no hate.
I got got simply put in. Then I got scammed
three days ago. This one still really really really hurts me,
(09:25):
Like this one actually upsets me. So and you needed
to go to a brawl shop to like get new
fucking brawl and panties. And I went in there and
was like way too horny, so I had to walk out.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yah, there was actually a guy in there who I
didn't tell you about. Actually finish your scam and then
I'll sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So I was like, oh, I'll go next door to
the skincare store next door.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I walked next door to the skincare store next exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I walk in and it is so sterile, sterile and
like dark, dark, dark energy, but it so bright so
it doesn't make sense. It doesn't compute, and it's like
really really bad vibes, and I'm just like kind of
floating around and they're like, oh, you know we're a
spall right, and I was like yeah, I didn't know that.
(10:14):
I was like, oh, I just wanted to look at
your's products, and so I'm like going through the line
and I'm like What'sya's flagship product And they're like, oh,
it's our hyaluronic acid. Da da Da da da. And
I was like, oh, do you have body wash? And
they like pointed and they were like, it's the big bottle.
You can use the hand soap. If you want to
use any of our products, you should wash your hands.
And the hand soap smells like the body wash, which
smelled like dicking balls. Really, it really smelt like gooch,
(10:39):
like macooch like it was. It was rancid, fucking vibes
like rotten tooth, but it was really it was really nasty.
So I washed my hands and I didn't use any
of the products because I was literally terrified of everybody
in there. And I was like, I should just leave.
I'm not going to buy anything. I don't need anything.
My skin looks great. I added two new things in
(11:00):
my skincare regimen and it completely changed my life.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I know that morning he came into my room and
he was like look and started like shaking.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
People keep asking me if I got facials, and Babe,
I did, but not the kind you're thinking of, eh,
But I what was I saying? I got distracted by
me getting a facial, I had wore flashbags. What was
I saying?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, people keep asking you about your good
fucking skin.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Down you were like bragging, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, my skin, my skin is great. No, no, no was
I was like. I was like, I'm not gonna buy
anything from this goddamn store because I don't need anything,
but the way they were treating me made me just
feel like I needed to buy something. They always fucking
get you, they always get me. They like prey upon
my ego and it works every time. And I should
have just fucking walked out because it's not cheap skincare,
(11:54):
Like it's really really yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
So I'm like it's a brand they carry in like Sephora.
So I was like, oh, yeah, like that would.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Be cute you go in there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, Like I knew it was like a little more expensive.
And as I was walking out, I was like, actually,
you know what, I'm gonna prove them wrong, Like they
don't think I can buy this shit. I'm gonna buy
this shit. So I'm like, oh, I'll just get the
night serum and they were like oh okay, and they
started they started treating me like I deserve to be treated.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
They started treating you like a human being.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, exactly. So I get to the checkout counter and
I see a number flash across the screen and I
like didn't even think it was a possibility for this tiny,
little fucking bob. I'm not exaggerating, y'all. This big, this
this round, this big, like the size of Kai's penis
like really really really really tiny.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It's not accurate, but.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
But I'm like, i see a number of flash across
the stream, and I'm like, there's like there's no way
that must have been the order before, right, Like there's
no way that that is for that.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Like I had a million like you were trying to
convince me, like I was there with you, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There's no way, absolutely no. So I'm like sitting there.
He's like, oh, I can take your card now, and
I was like okay, and then he like has one
of the like portable things. He didn't tell me the
price and before, and like I'm going to tap my
card down. I'm like, I'm expecting like one hundred dollars
(13:18):
one hundred and twenty dollars max on this little fucking vial.
Like I would have been uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Because it's like a nice skincare brand, but you're not
expecting like.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, and I like, I go to tap my card
and I'm like, oh, oh, my fucking god, Like y'all,
it was three hundred and sixty three fucking dollars worth
a single buyer, a popper sized literally literally it was
literally popper sized. And I was like, are you out
of your fucking mind?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And then you paid for it and he walked on.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
He said that you guys so fun exactly. I was like,
y'all's customer service was amazing. Thank you guys so much
for stealing my money. Stealing my money, you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Guys really made me feel at home. You have no idea.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Because that's two of your biggest insecurities. It's like being
rejected by customer service and like financial stuff for stuff
that's expensive.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know it's true.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Literally, one thing about a Drew is he's not spending
that fucking money, Like he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well, he spends money on me, but for stuff that
doesn't matter. He won't spend.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Money well, like your hole is cheap, so.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's not Yeah, you ran through twenty thirty twenty five
bucks a pop.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I also just want to clarify, Oh, my dick isn't
like small like a popper, It's actually big like a
Yankee candle.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But continue ew, that is like disgusting. Hurts, but yeah,
and then it hurts. True.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I literally thank them. I thank them for stealing my money.
Stealing it's blind robbery, bitch. It has been sitting on
my fucking desk for the past three days because I
refused to fucking open that shit and make my skin oily.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I was trying to convince one of our friends to
go back and return it.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
For Oh yeah, this was our method. This was our method.
I was gonna I think you should still do. Yeah,
it's getting returned.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Like.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
The thing is that we are two people nearing thirty
at a rapid rate, sitting here talking about how you
got scammed, when really we still navigate the world like children,
and we're too embarrassed to.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Be like, hi, so what's the price on that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Because I'm scared nobody takes me serious, so I'm like,
they don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, they see me and they don't take me serious,
which is my fault.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But also because we literally this is how me and
Drew go into stores because we are not social people.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
In that way we go in and I really.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I like, like all creepy and shit making jokes.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Whisper to each other and laugh and don't talk to anybody,
and it's not to be rude.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It literally is.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I am so terrified because also if I get locked
in a conversation, I'm scared mainly because I will talk
someone's ear off.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, I'll tell them, tell them the method that he
came up.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Drew is gonna send one of our friends back to
the shop with my card and card and I d
and say, hey, I sent my nephew in here, and
I told him he could.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Get something nice for himself. All I was about another shop.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
One hundred and fifty dollars supposed to.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Only spend one hundred to one hundred and fifty dollars,
and he spent almost double that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So I need to return this.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
No, I did spend double that, almost triple that. So
he's going to go in with my wallet or with
my card, my ID and the receipt and the skincare.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is that doesn't make sense? Is your pictures on your ID?
They're gonna like this.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
In case the asked, so you killed this man took
his wallet in his skincare and now you're trying to
get three hundred and sixty dollars back on the card,
like what not even that?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
But they're gonna be like this isn't your fucking nephew,
Like like.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'm adopted, I'm adopted, I'm adopted by Edie. I think
I actually am adopted.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean, I think so too, huge, mistake.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Huge, I'm tiny and has no idea how to compliment
me anymore.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
No, I don't, I don't. I don't know what Drew
wants like anything. Drew is like my girlfriend, who anything
I say is going to be a problem.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
She's on her period right now. I just don't even
say anything.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Don't even what's it called face like Drew is always
that is there is no that's.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
My name or my drag name is permaluteal or something
there's loose.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I guess it makes sense because you would look like
shit all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Lutile is which fuck you no lutes l o u
t e a l lutes heal you that cooked, that cooked,
that cooked, And you tries to compliment me and she'll
be like, oh, Drew, you look so like you look
so strong today, And I'm like cool. So I'm fucking
ginormous and fat and greasy and gross, and I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Fucking no I can't say anything. Today I was like,
oh my god, you look really good today.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
You look like tiny and then he was like, okay,
well I was trying to gain weight, but like it's okay, fine.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I know I gained five pounds and no one noticed.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
No one noticed, literally, like there is But also I
don't compliment men, so I like, I genuinely don't know
what to say, Like I don't know what, Like what
are you even supposed to say to a man to
make him happy?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Like here's a man, girl, don't say shit, that's what
you say?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
No, literally, I don't plan on ever. Also I don't
need to be good at complimenting. Like also straight men,
but you you are harder to compliment because you're not
like a normal gay person. You're like a very weird
kind of gay person.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
All my other gay friends are you so easy? So
easy to compliment?
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Drew, Like literally have to be so specific.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Literally all you have to do is say my skin
looks nice and my hair looks dense, and I will
get a boat in her Like.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
But yeah, I don't know how to compliment men, and
I don't plan on learning because, like I seriously, I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I wish I was kidding. I'm like, what could you
say to a man that would make it fair?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like you look strong today? But no, if you if
you compliment a straight man in.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The world, if you put your mind to it, I
love you.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
If you compliment a straight man, they think you're like
hitting on them. Yeah, it's like not, it's it's really
really dark sided and twisted. You love men. So yes,
I did wipe shit on my jeans, I put poopy
on my No, I'm a working I'm a working man.
Wait hold on, Actually we were talking about poopy butt.
(19:36):
We were talking about poopy butt earlier today me and
me and Kai had a poop butt conversation, and me
and in you had a poopy butt conversation. Oh well yeah,
and it was like, oh, I like wipe my ass
with like water from this sink. She stands over the
sink crouch and like wipes her ass like that to
get the poop out of her. But after she poop.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I actually can't have this conversation, Like I really can't.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I doesn't do it, she doesn't in the same in
the same thing she brustes her teeth in. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
No.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Actually, I have my hair spray bottle for when I
like get my hair all curly, and I'm too frugal
to bio but day so I just like put steaming
hot water in it, and I just put the But
the bottle is really long, so usually the end of
the bottle gets in the poop water.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But you just.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And Kay was telling me that he loves when he's
showering when he like fingers a dingleberry out of his butt.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's like, it's really not that funny. It's just funny,
because like it's.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Not funny year old.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Poop like jokes to be so funny. They really are
so funny. Also, I went had breakfast this morning and
the pitch.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Behind me had the most annoying dog on the planet.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
And I never wanted so badly to turn around and
kick the fuck out of that dog like her and
that dog needed to.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Fucking go the saying all dogs go to heaven. Yeah,
by my hands. I hate dogs. I really don't fuck
with them at all. I've been killing dogs. I've been
killing No, I've been killing dogs.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh you shouldn't say that on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No, I've been killing them, you know, I've been running
them over. No, guys, I like you know that about me.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wait, what we're gonna act like that other thing?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Oh wait, I didn't even tell them what happened to me?
Something really, really bad happened to me, like something so bad.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You, Me and Drew haven't been hanging out this week
because we've been busy doing our own thing.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
So, oh my god, his small cut.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Sorry Drew, and this fucking cut like one thing about
I don't think. I genuinely don't know if I will
let you, like raise children, because the way you act
about like, I feel like to be Gypsy Roses mom.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, No, I know I will. My kid is sick,
I will.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Be give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck that my
kid is sick.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
My kids will be Gypsy Roses mom, and I'll be
Gypsy rose Like. I'll be the one that's sick all
the time, and I'll be making them make me sick
by telling you, oh, can you pour me a glass
of water? Meanwhile, I'm putting minute amounts of cyanide in
the bottom of the cups so they're poisoning me. And
it's not poisoning me, but what yourself unousands by proxy
(22:16):
syndrome munchausens by Wait, I'm gonna munch housene Munchausen on
her p word till she's proxy chousen on her proxy. Yeah,
I'm munching on her proxy until she's housing dizz dick
(22:39):
Okay in her vaginy, right right, Okay, I need to
shut the fuck up. But yeah, I cut myself. I've
been cutting myself. Like we'll insert the pictures of the
bloody finger look away if you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
See them for audio listeners. I've been cutting myself one
insert the picture so greazy.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, I was trimming the tendrils off my monsterra. She's
a very happy girl. She's very very happy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Azul fucks that plant and.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
It's poisonous to Azul, and Azul still eats it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, Azol is addicted to it.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I think Azool gets a little high off of it
because he goes and eats it, runs around and then
gets under my bed, thrums up under my bed.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Or it throws up in my bed.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, he just like goes, And we shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Be talking about poisoning as with my monsterra it's not
us poisoning in the ten.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Bad about that? Get off my deck? Like what?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I take my cat to them and he doesn't eat
it anymore. But I was cutting the tindrils off and
I had a serrated blade and I was sawing through
all of them. I was like sawing and it was
like cutting through a fucking stick. It was like wood,
and it was like a lot and it was like
rotating the plant around as it was sawing. And I
(24:00):
had like about twenty of them to cut through.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You know what's.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Crazy is like no one was there, and what you
were describing it sounds like the weakest, like like it's
like not vivid. This is like you're trying to describe
this like vivid landscape, like you're in.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The track through the jungle.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Really, it's you a twenty seven year.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Old old cutting on the floor. I'm not fucking twenty seven.
Chill out. No, literally that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I was in such a bad mood too. I was
so fucking pissed. I was like so pissed because the
plant wouldn't stop rotating around and I'm like, bitch, you're
like three hundred pounds, Like chill the fuck out. But
I'm sawing through it.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
We literally have.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh but I'm I'm cutting through all of them, and
there's about twenty of them, and I go one by
one and I get through all of them, and all
of them take the same amount the strength and the
same amount of cuts, and I'm like, oh wow, this
is actually way easier than I thought. Then I get
to the last fucking one, the last little tendril, and
I'm sawing, and I like, go in there, and I'm like,
(25:10):
I'm using the same amount of pressure that I did before,
and it cuts like fucking butter. And then I saw
through it and it saws through my fucking finger and
my fingernail, and I that my skin. I should have
got stitches, legit.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You should have just killed yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I know, I thought about it. That's what would wait?
Why would I kill myself? I just had like a
quarter inch cut.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Because honestly, you you're already starting.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wow. Yeah, I go in. I think agree with her.
I just agree with that sentiment.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's just I'm trying to go get her that like.
Once I start, I don't like, I don't stop.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Like in it.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yep, it's my time.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Thought you said it's midtime.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Drew called me and said that his skin was rotting
off of his.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It is disgusting, like he should have just gone to
the er and just at least had it like rinsed
out with like a good He should have gone to
Rite Aid and get.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
A little thing.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'm alive and I still have my full fucking finger.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You have, Actually, you know what, This is so disgusting
and I'm going to out myself for the nastiest thing ever.
I have had a really dense past month, just been busy,
and I'm yrian.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
What oh I.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Thought you were saying you had a dense period, and
that's what I thought too.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
No, but I did have the kind of period that
felt like the period of Christmas past. It was like
bubble bubble brul and like soil, like whatever the witches
would say over the pot, Like that's what it was?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
What the fuck was that was it? There?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Like bubble bubble bruling, something like.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I've never heard that once in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You have.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
It's like a hold on, I'll look it up. You
keep you keep telling.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I've heard what I was saying.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
So your period was bad?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Are you having a dense month?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Bitch? I have.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
This is actually disgusting. It's better now, guys.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I I'm not somebody who like I don't get like
pedicures all the time. I used to get them all
the time, but now I like maintain my own hands
and feet at home.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Because I could.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Actually, I would rather walk into the street and get
hit by oncoming traffic than sit in a random place
with a stranger who I met three seconds ago when
they're rubbing between my toes and I have to act
like they're not there, but also be like, thank you,
you're doing an amazing like it's just a lot.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Some people really like touching feet.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I mean, that's what I was thinking yesterday because I'm
not gonna lie. When I was going in on my
own toes, I had to go in. I wish I
took a picture my feet. Granted, I also cleaned crazy
yesterday and like my feet were really dirty. I was
so cold in my toes where I literally had no
sparratu feet, Like there's.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No other way to describe it. I had no sperratu claws.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Were they worse than mine?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Bad?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
My feet.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I've been so busy and disassociated for my body as
of reson that low.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Key have not looked at my feet. No, it's not
a good thing because my ship was ranked as fun like.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
It was nasty. Now they look amazing. I like, did
them up? I gave like I really like. But there
was a remodeling happening last night, like last night we
closed early, like.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Is that the chainsaw? Dude?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I was sitting at my like in my room for
two hours.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
It took me two hours to wait. Can I see them?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Let me see them? Wait, let me have that sock?
Can I see your sock?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh, Drew's making fun of me. Yeah, Kai has something
to should you guys see what happened on TikTok this week.
I basically got outed and I think we should address
it on TikTok. And I don't know if you've seen this, but.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So bad it is.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Really I didn't know she was recording. Okay, let me
just say that.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
It is so bad.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Tell me I'm beautiful.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
That sock is.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't like that because it really does sound like you.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
That is like, I can't I wore that suck a while.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I took a walk in that sock.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
You forget it is it's on face time?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
So is so crazy that song is in the room,
Like why is the song in the room with you
and not him?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I thought, yeah, no, it's showing the sock on face time.
Like that's the craziest part.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Honestly, if like people that perverted could fine, God, like
people that perverted could genuinely just find another person who
could be that perverted with them.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There's something sweet about But does that make sense to like,
oh he really does? Just like is weird as fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
But like respect, That's what I was saying about swingers.
I literally think swingers are so cute to me, like legitimately,
I think they're so cute, like like people that have
been yeah, oh older swingers, young.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
In your thirties, but like get a ground.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Fifty year old swinger, six year old that have been
together for like twenty plus years, thirty years, and like
their sex life has gotten a little boring, and they're like,
let's spice things up, like let's hook up with men
and women, Like what if we did that? And like,
I don't know, I just think it's so cute that
they like they explore, they explore because.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Also in my head, a lot of those I'm idealizing
that idea, but I'm like, oh, y'all have really been
together for so long? You actually are just homies now,
I'm in a way we are swingers. Yeah, we are
roommate show up and we like we I mean, we're
always present at each other's like, uh, sexual activities, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You know what. We don't even talk about that. But
you know the roommate phase. You ever heard of that? No,
there's like a phase in relationships when people move in together,
the roommate phase. And it's like that's what kills most relationships.
And I was just like reading a bunch about it,
and like reading.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You watch the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
TikTok, reading a bunch.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
You know it's real too.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
No, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Also they're like not not just reading about it. I
was reading a bunch, like, don't get into it. I
didn't see one paragraph not to you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I saw like you page if you think about it.
They did a bunch of reading on it, and they
relayed the information to me.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It's not just started saying like someone told me.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Someone told me.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I can't prove, but someone someone.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm an expert. Now I'm an expert now on the
roommate phase. Go look it up. It kills a lot
of relationships. It's because they move in together and then
they've never lived together, and it's like when you move
in with the roommate you hate and then like you
kind of butt heads, and then things get stagnant and
you're just hanging out all day and you're like, oh
my god, I want my own fucking space. Oh my god,
leave me the fuck alone. Oh my god, I hate
you clean up after yourself. Oh my god. We're roommates.
(31:57):
We don't do anything. We just stay inside all fucking
day long.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I just don't think any couple needs to live together,
Like I genuinely think living with a friend makes more
sense to me.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah. Well, it's also it's also giving, like we don't
desire like that, like we don't. We have each other,
so we don't like we're not we're never lonely like
I feel like it's there's like it's like people that
are like alone all the time and go to sleep
alone and don't have roommates, they want like partners really
(32:29):
badly to like hang out with all day long, but
we have each other, which is I just don't think.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'd want to hang out with a partner all day long.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh, I'm the same way. Like if I ever date someone,
I literally need to see them maybe once a month.
I'm not kidding me, And it does.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Keep the excitement alive, Like why do I have to
see you every day? Also, I was no I was
gonna say, I like living with a I've always.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I wasn't the kind of person who could live with
a partner, because I did that for a very brief
time in my early early twenties, like when I was
nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That also, I mean when I was nineteen twenty, like
when I was one thousand night.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, she was one nine years old.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I did that very briefly, but I didn't want to
do it, like I genuinely. I always knew from the beginning.
I was like, this is not a good idea. I
got convinced into doing it.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Guess what. The motherfucker moved out six months later, and.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
We got into an argument the second we moved in
because I wasn't picking up fast enough after myself when
I was cooking.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
And I was like, oh, feel down.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I do when I'm cooking, I'll clean up after I come,
But I don't know. I'm kidding, I'm not doing the
dishes after I cook. Damn can I fucking chill?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I just cooked?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Fuck that's why really am like cooking food is evil,
Cooking food is It's really demonic. It really is demonic.
I'm not kidding it.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Cooking is demonic. I think getting on that fuck it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Oh wait, can we talk about Lady Gaga and how
she's back in her demonic era? I know, I'm so happy,
Thank god she's back in her dynamic era. Dnonic is
something I've been working on it.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
She looked grammy.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, she is like.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
One of the most like gorgeous people ever. I love
her so much. Also, everyone everyone was just amazing me.
Did you see Cynthia singing for the Quincy Jones tribute tribute?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
She makes it look so fucking easy.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I know that's like DOCI because I think I can
do that.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm like, y'all doci, like I knew, I knew, but
now I know, like you know what I mean? Like
literally that performance was mind blowing. I was so Gagatondra
three thousand by it, like literally bury me, bury me gagging.
(34:56):
I was I ate that ship up and I was like, oh,
this is exactly what she needed.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Like no, I know she is just so fucking good.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Also, she's gorgeous as fuck, but her NPR or tiny
desk I think will be I.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wonder if you you still listen to everything.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, I listened to it.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
It's my favorite thing to listen in my pastime. Like
it's so good because it just like I really like
when people reimagine albums.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I listened to the album too, but just.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Except when I go to a concert instruments. Except when
I go to a concert and I want to hear
the song in its entirety, and then they make this
like weird, shitty version of it that no one in
the audience knows of their most famous song, and I'm like,
you can do that. I'm like, some people can get
away with that. Do she can get away with that?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Travis Scott, No, I say, Drake doing that was there.
That's when we should have known.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It was like it was time to back it up,
because what do you mean You're performing your hit song
and now you think you can sing? Like We've always
let you get away with a little bit of the singing,
but now it's like, like.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Giv you're boring, Bye bye bruh, bully Boy.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
But yeah, the Grammys were such a knight for the
girl Sabrina's performance.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Everyone was good chapel like dah da da you already know, like.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You everyone knows. It was like the best Grammys ever.
Was so fan servicey in the best way. Like, I
don't think anybody left angry. Billie Eilish, I felt was
snubbed in a couple of weeks that made me really
which I was upset about and like, but I think
people thought she was crying that she didn't win Album
of the Year, but I think she was crying for
Beyonce because Beyond.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Had never won that.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, and like it was very.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Beyonce is thirty five fucking grund. Yeah, but no, winning
Album of the Year is a huge thing.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I also signed up to get a pre sale access
to her new tour. Yeah my god, Yeah, she's coming
to LA for like four nights.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
I was gonna say, because she has so many but
them always snubbing her of Album of the years crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
And I when I first saw her reaction, like to
winning country album, I was like, I think she's like
playing it up a little bit, But then I really
was like, oh no, she genuinely did not think.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Because imagine how many years she went thinking.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Also for country album like yeah it is, That's tea Chapel,
like killed it always she's that girl, Sabrina. I really
really liked her performance. I think it's so fun to
not take yourself as serious. Like if Gaga smiled a
little bit more and more less makeup.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Y, she'd hair up and like sweatpants, she'd be way
hard any of the pop girls, can you start just
like wearing sweatpants, throwing your hair up in a bun
and like no makeup, don't give a fuck. Yeah, but
we we need the pop girls. I know that it
feels like we are being banished to uh the basement
for all the fun we had with the pop girls
last year, but all to pick it back up, please please,
(38:01):
because like you said it perfectly, I think we took
for grant like last year for media in general, but
music and specifically pop music from the girls. It was
such a good year, and a lot of these bitches
are the type of bitches to be like I'm taking
a two year break because like I care and like, yes,
I actually really appreciate that you guys care about like
(38:24):
your mental health, your mental health, but I'm I'm you
exactly what the fuck am I gonna listen to?
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Why has Rihanna not released an album?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I honestly I can lie.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I wanted to say that way because I kind of
love an artist ending on such.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
A high way. You know what's actually interesting is Rihanna
took a page out of my book, not releasing an
album and constantly teasing it all the time. Which your emoji. Yeah,
she jacked my swag Loki. Also the lady I got
Bruno Bruno Mars song it was the.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
World was ending.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I want to be next to.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Also me singing bags by Clara going absolutely fucking viral everywhere.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
That was what you were saying. I couldn't even tell.
I couldn't even tell what this was.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You ugly motherfucker. Oh my god, you ugly bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No god, you look good in navy. You're like this
zip up.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I mean you are quite literally just copying my vibe
and you lean from head to toe.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Your you want to be sane jeans a zip hop.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Well, yeah, it's because I'm obsessed with you guys.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sis we my packport literally says I'm from Webanu.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Webs a joke on Twitter what you made Webanosis up?
It was it was we Beenusis and then you like
said like I'm from Webanusis or something like that, and
like it like became culturely. It wasn't a thing until
you said we No. I swear to God because I remember.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's too easy, because remember when that was flooding comments
like okay, like what am I gonna look at.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Webanusas like noted overdosed on webanoss.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I can't wait to smoke a webs after this.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, it's gonna hit so fat.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, well, I think what would really bring us together?
Another stuff we need high time?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Also a scary movie for a step we've had like
eight million top to the hand.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Oh yeah, Like I want to write a parody movie.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
We saw that one scary movie together Queer. Oh scary?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Why was it scary for you? Guy? It was a
horror movie. It was a horror movie for me.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
It is scary to go and see yourself.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
For the part I was going to say, it was
a really really scary movie for me. I'm not kidding,
Like I really walked out of there and it made
me think a lot of really scary thoughts. How I
am an evil person and I'm going to be alone
forever because I've been both sides and I have a
lot of bad karma.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I see glass, can you from both sides?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Can you fix this?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Than you?
Speaker 7 (41:14):
That was me singing Mitchell And if you guys were
wondering what I've been, I think it's just on the
side I've been thinking at and I think I want
to make some videos where I'm kind of just like
talk to the camera and get a bit more personal.
But I'm having a part time doing it because i
just feel like that's it's a bit embarrassing to get
on camera and just talk to but maybe that's like
not the way I should be viewing it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Okay, we we just wrapped it, but you haven't seen
the movie, so it won't make sense to you, but
it'll it'll hit.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
But fucking I said, I'm gon, at least she has
tastes in something, because the belt.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Is good, making you say one more time.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I said Kyle's belt was nice, and then he said
it's his ex girlfriends and I said, at least he's
got taste in something.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Wait one more.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Time, A joke, like my ex girlfriend is really hot
and she we could.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Cut that out, we could come, we can leave it in.
I think that's Coolin she is a baddie.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I know she is.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
She's like she's girl trade, No, she is. She's literally like, no,
it's so fucked up. Kay pulls the baddest bitches.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Actually, all of our friends have girlfriends who if left
in the room alone with me, I would be really awkward.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I would just be really scared, like I actually I
wouldn't do anything, but I'd be.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Like, what if we did do something?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Oh, my girl thinking about something the other night, that's
like really freaky.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
What did juice over?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
It was so freaky? I would finish up.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
No, I can't say what did you say? Though? You
said something weird?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I said, my girlfriend is so slutty.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Just for you, babe, true should be into media.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, well, I just want to say about Look the movie.
I know it wasn't a horror movie. I'm not homophobic.
It was a scary experience for me because me Drew
was like, we're sitting together.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Kai Kai invited me to go see Queer No alone
me and him.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
No, he tricked me. He was like, we're gonna go
see a cool straight movie. We're gonna see Wolf of
Wall Street. It's back in theaters. We walk into that ship.
It's a movie called Queer, and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I'm sweating where I'm in way really really close.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
And then he's like, oh, by the way, you can
have as much popcorn as you want. But he puts
it on his dick, and so every time I had
to grab it and then he would wink at me.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
It was weird.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Well, you kept getting closer.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, that's the way y'all like play or joke with
each other. So I really can't I can imagine like
all of that.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
No, that's literally like we were doing all of that
as a bit. But no, Kai inviting me to go
see Queer is crazy. First of all, I love Luke. No,
it was okay. My my take on the movie.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Was right.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, it was awesome. It was a good vibe. Then, like,
I do think it is really good for gay men
to go see because it is really eye opening in
a lot of ways, specifically younger gay inn Also it's
really good for older gay men to see, to be like, oh,
this experience that I'm experienced is like universal because it's
not talked about in the gay community. At all, but
just don't be a dickhead period. That's it.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I need to see it really bad. I'm like late
on the movies.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
I literally I was the last human on the planet's
you know sparaw too.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
That shit was empty as fog.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Kay clock did It's tea so bad though, like in
a good way. He was like, it's what.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Bose Afraid?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah? Yeah, what what'd you say?
Speaker 5 (44:49):
It was like the gay version of bos Afraid.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Like the good version. You said, it's the good version
of bos good version, yeah, but also the gay version.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I liked it a lot more than bos Afraid, but
it feel it feels like a similar type movie.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I need to watch it.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
It was really really weird for him to do like
random yeah, like for Luca to like put out speaking
of Luca, like actually, I don't even know if they
can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
The trade, the like Lakers trade.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Y'all, y'all the worst, the worst. I genuinely think that
ruined my life. It like literally ruined my life, and
I contemplated suicide. I've never cried in my life before,
and I cried over the Luca trade. He was supposed
to do in life. Yeah, he was supposed to be
a Maverick for the rest of my goddamn life, because
(45:41):
I'm planning on dying at thirty five. He was supposed
to be at the Mavericks well the rest of my
life playing basketball. Yeah, he didn't want to leave. He didn't.
He loved the Mavericks. He thought he was going to
die a Maverick. He was dirt two point zero and
they fucking traded him. They stabbed him in the goddamn
back because oh he's gained a little weight, bitch, suck
(46:02):
my digging balls.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
As thought it was.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's their reason. Is Like, the real reason is,
I don't think they wanted to sign him to the
supermax contract, which is if you stay with the team
that drafted you, like the franchise that drafted you, for
a certain amount of years, you're eligible for a supermax
if you're good enough. And he's a top three player
in the fucking league.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
It literally upsets me so bad, which means he would
have been eligible next year for a three hundred and
sixty five million dollar contract, which is the biggest in
NBA history. And their quote unquote concerns where that he
his conditioning was like not up to par. But I
did find out that they uh said he had a
(46:43):
wrist injury to the public, but in reality, he had
eleven days to lose weight and he didn't lose weight.
So then they were like, girl, fuck you, we're trading you.
But he took him to the finals last year. They
were building an amazing fucking team. They were going to
go to the finals once he was healthy, and they
fucking traded him away. He just bought a house in
(47:05):
Dallas twelve days ago. They really, it really is a business,
and if Luca's not safe, no one's fucking safe. And
free throw merchant Shay Gil just Alexander better watch the
fuck out.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
That didn't sound like a real sentence.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I'm a full time sounded like.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah, this is that sounded like emojis.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, I'm a full time Spurs fan. H Now, I
used to split my time between the Spurs and the Mavericks,
and I was really a Mavericks fan, like because I
grew up with Dirk and all of my passwords to
everything where Nowitzki forty five love Dirk. They were about
to become don Shake seventy seven, but they traded him away,
and now really what I hope happens is a meteor
(47:46):
strikes the arena and kills everybody inside because they backstabbed
my friend Luca. We're really close. You don't know him,
Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
You don't know him. You're always saying, we have a
game tonight, we have a game.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
He is never like, no, he is. He lives in
La now and he's fine.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Shit, So you think you're gonna pull him.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I could pull him, I really could. I think he's
low key gay as fuck. Not actually, but there is.
There's a bunch of gay NBA players.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I mean, yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Well I guess I know of a few, and I've
actually talked to one on FaceTime before I scared the
shit out of her walking by. But no, I really
have talked to a very very very very very very
very famous like one of the goats on FaceTime with
my buddy Drew. It was two Drew's on FaceTime, and
(48:39):
I have a screenshot of it because I was like
so gagged by it, because I was.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Like, yeah, I guess I never realized what a big
deal that was for you.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
But like, I guess, basketball, like sports to me, it
genuinely doesn't exist. That's something that doesn't exist until I
see it, Like if no one ever mentioned a sport
to me ever again, other than maybe like soccer.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Because I see a ball, I'm kicking it. It's called
I see a ball on the floor and I'm kicking it.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
It's called football.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Babe, Get into your media right the fuck now, I'm
not done talking about Luca.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Is your heart beating, No, my stomach is.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Actually your heart is beating. That was a trick question.
Oh that good lighting looks awful.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, it's really really scary. But Luca, my glorious king,
I'm sorry they did you like that. Just know that
I'm here for you. I'm happy that you're in a
large market team. Oh my god. I didn't even get
into the worst part his contract. Three hundred and sixty
four million dollars. He got traded. He's not eligible for
(49:47):
the Supermax anymore. Now. The largest contract he can get
is two hundred and twenty nine million. So he lost
one hundred million dollars on that trade, which is like, Okay,
he's still making two hundred twenty nine million dollars. It's
not that big of a deal.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
But if you yeah, but I guess if you've been anticipated,
and like staying with the team obviously because you like
love the team, but also because you've dedicated your time there,
you like.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Want that exactly.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Also, like especially if somebody told me I was gonna
get that, don't play with me, Like literally, your stomach.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Is it's twirking, but I am.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
I bet, thank you.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
And he also has to pay fifteen percent state income tax.
Oh my god. I just feel so bad for him.
And I hate the Mavericks and I hope they all die.
And I hope fucking Anthony Davis, who's made out of
literally pulled pork because he fucking like breaks a ligam
in every two seconds. They're all geriatric. They're literally all
old as fuck. They're old fucking bags. Fuck the Mavericks.
They're all.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
I'll say that about freeda callo bro, Like, wait what
you said Anthony Davis?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Oh eyebrowts.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
I literally I only know who Anthony Davis is because
of that screenshot from like I think two people on
omegle or like twitch and this girl had a picture
of free to Call it in the back or like
vice versa. But one of them was like, oh, that's
free to Call or that's Anthony Davis. I think the
guy was like, Anthony Davis is behind you, and she
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was like, what, that's Freda Cayle.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
One of the first gifts I've ever seen was Anthony
Davis and his unibrow breaking off his head and turning
into an eagle and flying away because.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
He did have people made fun of it so bad.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
She gets also, he.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Don't get it twisted. I love you, Freda. That's me to.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Also don't get it twisted. I love Anthony Davis and
his run in college. He was probably the greatest college
freshman of all time. But he is going to die.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Dude. Viewership has knocked off, like this is insane.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
How nice I was? Guys, I'm a really nice friend.
I just let that happen.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
That was for the three gay men that actually listened.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
To not even straight.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, they're all gay, because.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
There's I don't know if straight men make it this
far into an episode, does that make sense? Like I
feel like they kind of watch so that they can
tell the pretty girl or guy they're talking to. I
guess they wouldn't be straight guys. I can't really imagine.
I just can't imagine a straight guy watching this, Like
I really, I can't picture him, just like there are
straight guys that watch it.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh well, you couldn't imagine it. One of the hosts
is a fucking straight guy, not Kai.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
I'm not a host.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, that was gonna sayah when on your toes period?
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Yes? Wait?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Why am I so lightheaded? I think it's because I
just talked for forty I like stemmed out.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
And man's plain for forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I know, literally, I like really lost consciousness, y'all. People
want to say I don't know ball. Actually, no one's
ever said that, and they're the fact that I know
a little bit of basketball blows everyone's fucking mind every
single fucking time I talk about it.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
But because people are homophobia, I know.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Literally, it's literally Trey the Hello Queen and I'm trade, Oh, boyfriend,
I'm nervous. What say hydrated?
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Hydrated?
Speaker 5 (53:09):
You all know that video?
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
It's Addison saying someone's like, oh, you're staying hydrated and
she's like hi, He's like what She's like hydrated? Literally
one of the greatest videos all of all time. Boyfriend,
I'm nervous?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Also? Addison Ray, are you kidding me.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I want a time. How attractive am I.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (53:40):
I'm nervous? Then she she's she's really my goal.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
I want to see the hydrated.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
No, she is like top time, like she's also a
super Max contract.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
No, she's She's going to go on a generational run
this year, unlike anything we've ever seen. When she drops
her goddamn album, it's going to change lives, specifically hers.
She's gonna be taken seriously, more seriously as an artist.
Like I really do think she's about to, like, like
really really tap in in a very big way because
(54:13):
she's like a she's a student of fucking pop like
she's she also got that one fucking producer and writer
that wrote all of Britney fucking Spears's hits to write
on her shit. So she automatically already has four fucking
like smash hits on her album.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Can I feature on a song piece?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, Edison, can we feature? And actually I will literally
just whistle. Actually I'm supposed to be whistling on Clara's album.
I'll clap on your album. Dare not tell you about that.
Clara wants me to wisten there's no way.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
I'm sure she actually saw you singing her song and
check because I saw she blocked you.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
That's all she like you guys.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
No, Actually, if you go to one of your posts, wait,
who the fuck was that? My man?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Okay, well, my media of the week Travis Scott.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Honestly, just wait, what's the album by Steve Lacy, Gemini
or Gemini rights Gemini's rise, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:16):
Hi, I love her, you know what it is?
Speaker 4 (55:28):
She like her and your mom have such a similar
like very specific to like southern women sweetness. Like it's
it's that same kind of like just kind of like
huh what but is actually smart?
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, she's she's so sick, she's about to change life.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
I guess that's like my mom too. My mom's a
little ditsy. I love my mom. I'm very bullish.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
I'm very bullish on Addison Ray boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Okay, my media of the week is Sunday Best by
Bobby Gentry.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
As I you say that, I don't know, and honestly,
Gemini writes by Steve Lacy, I've been listening to that
album again and like, I actually can't believe that that
album came out almost three years ago, because in my
head that album still came out last year.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well, my.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
No, I won't. That's embarrassing my media. You're gonna be
pissed but out of touch. Darryl Hall and John.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Oates, Oh Club Chop of Cana by Wham, That's what I.
Speaker 9 (56:47):
Was listening to.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Something in the car that was so goaded, but I
can't remember what it was. I listened to it over
and over again. I can't remember. But Drew sayof lest
we forget, tapeworms are nature's ozimbic.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
I mean, yeah, I remember I met a kid in
fifth grade who had a tape worm and I was
so fucking terrified. We like it was one of the
friends whose house we went over to, and I obviously
didn't know how tapeworms worked, but he, like the mom,
was talking about it to my mom. And I heard
that and I was like, holy shit. And I became
hyper fixated on tapeworms for the next like five months.
Every time I got to a computer with Google working,
(57:23):
I would look up tapeworms and see what they look like.
And I would look in my poop because I thought
that kid gave me a tapeworm.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
I used to want to tape. Wait RFK literally does
have tapeworms in it.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
I want RFK to fucking burn in a fire.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
That the sawdou Car Champ from Dune the worms in
his brain chanting for him to lower the cooked meat
temperature so tapeworms can form in annihilate the human race.
Speaker 4 (57:54):
Oh my god, god, no, no, okay, wait, let me
find my sye ops real quick.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
I had a nightmare. Young ma was twerking. Is it
gay for a man to wear a big T shirt
to bed with no draws on? Yes?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Eh, I do not want your penis to peek out
from under your fuckation. I know ewa, Oh my god, bruh,
like such an animatonic failure.
Speaker 9 (58:32):
Animatonic Yes, yes, right, that's a universally bad look with
a long shirt and no pants on.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
That's a bad look. No one's pulling that off except
maybe Drew. Drew could pull that off.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
No, he could not.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I could easily, what I literally could.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
You would need the longest shirt in the world because
your penis is so long.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Oh yeah, I forget about that.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
You need a momo you we.
Speaker 5 (59:10):
That is one of my favorite videos of you, like
like dipping down with the purse.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
Dude, it's so gross.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
That is beard such a dense beard.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
I know, it's so crazy. Let's read this one.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
You sounded like not at all.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Y'all need to start sending me more fucking sys like damn, Like,
holy shit.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
I'm sad at me for rushing him, and y'all really are.
Speaker 5 (59:45):
We also get like three hundred a day.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
He's like, y'all be the wait in the which email?
Speaker 5 (59:51):
The official one?
Speaker 3 (59:53):
I don't ever, I don't have access to that email.
They just send him to my business email.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
No, dude, that email is ran through with that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I've literally never known that that email is like completely
overtaken by high Op. Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
There's definitely some motherfucker out there who's like, broh, the
code is you send it to truth Personal.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah, you just leaked that ship. Okay, whatever you get
what you're getting. You don't throw a fit. Suck my dick.
Wait I
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Bye,
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