Body count reveal w/ Owen

Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, tell us about yourself.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh my freaking god, do I have to go? Like
a bunch of people were upset.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
We had our front Violet on the other day and
like we are just so bad at having guests song
because we're.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Just like yeah, but by the way, that was us
when we did my podcast. I didn't ask you one question.
That's what That's what we were.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
We were talking about it, like literally this morning. I
was like, oh, I didn't like prepare any questions, but
I was like, no, this is a key, that's my friend.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Sorry, we're just hanging. But also if you had questions
for me, I would be like, what do you.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Know what I mean, like like filming actually.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, we've tried that before with like Conan and like Josie.
We've been like, what's up above Josie Josiah. I haven't
met Josiah.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I don't know why I need to be in with Josiah. Immediately,
where's Josiah Josiah? With that, she moved right up the
street here right now with Josiah, like would she like,
what's her vibe? Would you like me?

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Well, Josiah's a boy.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's often confused actually, so amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Wait, I need to show you Josiah, because then you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Be like, oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
She's a boy. She is a boy.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
But no, I call him my girl. That's my girl.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wait, Josia, Josiah. Oh my god, Josiah official, very official.
He's in a band. Wait Josiah.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
What Yeah, gaggy he's gaggy.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wait.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Wait, Josiah and I are going out, Josie. I love
the name Josiah. I was I was gonna say, it's
on my like kid's name. What is that called?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
When you have a wish list of kids.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Names like yours called I don't know because.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I have one on your phone.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Kidding, Opal Opal, Mantis, Mantis, Karma Karma.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And gadget or gidget? What are yours? Gadget or gidgets? Like?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
No, No, Mantis is.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Putting famously famously. I want the neuralink installed in my brain,
like if I could have been the first, I would
have been the first.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I don't think I want it anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
But which very similarly to my year of rest and relaxation,
is a sign of self harm that you don't recognize
until it's too late. If somebody is thinking about an
how do you It's like it's like your friends who
suffer for suicidal ideation. If suddenly they're like, I'm going

(03:04):
on a trip by myself for a week in a
different country.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've never been into a with a language. That's that's
a bad sign. I guess I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Wanting to disappear.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
So how do you harm yourself?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh my oh, that's such a great question. Thank you.
I actually write down a lot of baby names that
are really harmful. I think I would. Actually my names
are like Quali, but not Margaret Love. That name love
Margaret Love Margaret, not q u A. It's k w
A l I. Because this is what I'm thinking of.
Think about this. My kid's gonna be I have a

(03:38):
boyfriend who's Caucasian, so my kid's gonna be half white
half black. Well, actually it doesn't work like that because
we're too man.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
No, and you know what, like I didn't even put
that together. I would have I'm not getting the two
guys can have babies. Now you can mix sperm and
make a baby.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
So y'all, y'all are.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
But girl's been like good without you guys. First second,
the buck you're my red baby.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm gonna beat your ass.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Would you would you carry my kid if I asked?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Absolutely not, by the way, totally yeah, like she won't even.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Do it for me, there is I'm not kidding. I
am so.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I've never like yearned for having children. Now even still,
I'm like, I think I never wanted to be a mother,
and and like that's that's how I go. It's never been.
I don't ever be any natural like, oh my god, I.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Love like so when you see a kid or you're
like ew or you like.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I actually I love kids like up.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Been until two years ago, you were very like yucky
but like you yuck but like literally you as of
late have been obsessed with babies, and even white babies,
like and you couldn't look at a white baby like
six months ago.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just wait, okay, I used to think babies were disgusting.
I will yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I used to be like, why because they're dirty? Well,
I because they're because they're discussing. Yeah, I just like, well, of.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Course I came from a place of oh my god,
oh my god, it's not that serious.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Actually, come on, no, I actually wish I could cry.
I'm not kidding. My prozac has really dulled.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I used to be such a cry baby, and now
like I cry still very often.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
But not the way I used to.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Like my house fine, crying all the time, me looking
at you.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'm like literally literally all the time, like and it
would be triggered by like the most random ship. Do
you cry?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Baby?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I cry every second of every day. Two nights ago,
I was sitting in my bed watching Rivalry. I was
going to bring that up. I was gonna bring that.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
You know, everyone's watching it. I think I just need
to watch.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
So everyone's reaction is like, I'm hard, I don't know
what to do. I'm jerking off. These guys are so hot.
That's the normal reaction. That's my reaction. I'm sobbing. I'm
watching it being like men could love each other.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Lo No, that's literally that's my take. I'm like, this
is so major, like a slow burn gay love show.
Like that's so intense, and it's also very real to
like a lot of experiences I've had where I'm like,
this person won't even.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Like touch me, but they will have sex with me.
Well that makes sense, yes, and I'm here for you.
I was crying also because I was like you can
say it you're gay, you know what I mean. I'm like,
come out. And it was hilarious because my mom was
watching it and she was sexing me like this is hot,
like oh sot gay gay guys are getting it, you

(06:37):
know what I mean? And I was like, that's not
the point. The point is that they need to be themselves.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Actually, I literally love that because that's how I feel
about like any sapphic thing I've ever felt, like, I'm
not kidding.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Like, have you seen Carol?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
No? I know, I know, Please watch Carol. I know
we just had this. Did we talk about this? No?
We might have.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Maybe I think we did because I told you maybe
I told you that I watched that with No you
told me that.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I was like, I had this. I'm having deja vu
about Carol Portrait of a Lady on Fire. No, And
you can't ask me if I've seen movies because the
only I haven't seen any movies. I've seen what I've
seen basically heated rivalry and called me by your name
the same.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Are you like a series watcher movie watcher? Like that's
the content you intake?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well? I love like old like how to Lose a
guy in ten days, Like I love that, Like I say,
bring it back by nineties, but two thousands movies I love.
I love nostalgia. So I'm like obsessed with like things
that I've watched before. So if you show me something
and then I'll watch it and love it. But I
can't watch something new.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Hey Ki are you?

Speaker 9 (07:52):
Hey guys, you want to start recording?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh my god, I was so upset.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I was like.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
My heart just.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Dropped, Like I like to start out with a joke.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Wait, so Kai, how are you?

Speaker 9 (08:06):
I'm good? Sorry, I couldn't make it. I was doing
a huge brand deal, so I had to go into
Drew's room.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Wait, noticed, how good of an employer we are? We
let you just skip your job to do another job.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Let's wake, that's being your player. Let me just say
one thing really fast to Kai. I recently have had
a brand deal. I've had two brand deals recently, my
only brandles that I've ever gotten up that we can't
mention that I love and also this other thing. So
I had to post them on the same day.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh oh wow, yeah, yeah, disaster.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I lost followers. Yeah, I get it. I unfollowed myself
from my friends. This sucks.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I wish we could talk about what you were just
telling us earlier about the upcoming just know something, so
something something something, and it's an.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Ad a no.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I I feel like I do that often, and
I fully understand. We were kind of talking about that,
Like I literally do understand when your audience gets randomly
mad about.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Something that seems small. I'm like, yeah, okay, Like I
just like, yeah, you guys can go too.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Because we were talking about getting rid of the chair
and how like if we got rid of the chair,
there would be people who were so attached to the chair.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I think you guys would be this like they would
be like, what the where the fuck is the chair?
And you would also be like, wait, where's.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
My Anda has mentioned it maybe thirty times total, Like
maybe we get rid of the chair.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I want I'm pro getting rid of the Yeah, wait.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
What you want to redo the suit?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Just look at it, really look at it and then
sit on it.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well I can't sit on that. I'm gonna be honest.
If I sat all that, it would break through. It's
made of MACARONI really, yeah, I have love me. It's beautiful.
If the artist wasn't in the room, I would tear
it apart.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Did you say earlier? And you were like, if I
didn't like it, I would have stayed silent. I wouldn't
have told you godgeous.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
When I go into that voice, you know what's absolutely
it is so pretty? Oh wow, what you've done with that.
My grandma this hilarious thing. She used to go to
these movie screenings because she was ultimately a socialite back
of the day or so love that iconic. She was
the og socialite even though she wasn't famous, but anyways,
she just had friends. So she would go to these
movie premieres and when she when she hated a movie,

(10:27):
she would be like, you in that film.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Wait, that's something. And you used to say, like, it
is a film, is a movie.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It was a.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
Movie that was a place, that was a place dinner, Wow,
dinner wow fun making that film saw me.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I like, I love it because I'm just so bad
at even Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I feel like silence is almost work.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Then silence is way worse.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, And I feel like I'm I kind of fall
dead silent, Like I literally.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
I just if I really don't like something, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
By the way, everyone knows you hate it. I'm just
letting you know you're not being sly. Yeah, Like why
like anyone is mad at you, it's because you stayed
silent when they're like do you like the shirt? Do
you know what I mean? Like silence is horrible. I
do the opposite where I'm like, if you're like do
you like the shirt? And I hate it, I'm like,
it's you don't understand this shirt on news. This just
oh my god. I've never seen a shirt like you

(11:28):
have to get five hundred let's make copies. I'm literally that, like, oh,
I feel like, let's make our own. Let's make our
we have to make the shirt, but our own. Oh
my god, I'm copy ready.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
See.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Sometimes I will do that when I like something too much,
and I'm like, oh my god, this seems like I'm lying.
But if I really like something, I will be overly
complimentary of it.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
But also maybe it just is like the inner thief.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
In me, Like I want to tell you if I
hate something like Inya's hair, I'll say I love your
hair today.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
And I did that earlier.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, he did say, though, and you took it.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I totally get it. No, I really like.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Your hair today, But yeah, I'm kind of I love
your hair today, thank you.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
M grated.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah I did. I mean like you went through glam Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
My god, thank you?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
It does. Wait goes crazy?

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Yeah, her body does go crazy.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Wait we said that, we said the body suit.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Showing up late and then and then complimenting your host.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah like wow, well look you guys fucked now we
want I want it so bad.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Me Andrew have a bunch, Yeah we have.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
But no, actually I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I was driving around the other day and I was like, damn,
I low key need I am. I need to get
my body count up like that?

Speaker 4 (12:40):
How many?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Like how many do I want to go up?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
How many do you want to go up? And how
many do you have? No, just tell us how much
you want to go up.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I want to go up six before I need to
get to thirty six.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
No, dude, it's actually like mine's really low.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, samemists, I'm like, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
That's yeah, I'm I'm really high.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
You are.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
And I actually have.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Like more like a hundred probably not a hundred, but
like one of my best friends more than I thought
was not sexual at all.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I can't say their name on this podcast, but I
thought they were completely unsexual. Like you see that, you're
like they're gushy and like like they're just asexual, is
what I thought. And we were talking about sex the
other day and he was like, I was like, how
many people of you had sex? Expecting it to be
like two, and he was like, probably on eighty.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
I was like, every night the most innocent motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Look the freaky are the freaky.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I think I get really confused because I'm like, how like, yeah,
I feel like primal.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, I wish I could do that. I really wish
I were the same.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I un ironically wish I had that, Like I wish
I had that relationship to sex because I do think, like.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
What's your body count?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Solow, Oh my god, loser. I was in the presence
of to loser. No, I want to have more se
You don't understand. I've like been in rooms with people
who have like taken off their clothes and been like
let's fuck, and I'm like one hundred tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
So yeah, I didn't plan on this happening.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't know exactly literally.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
But I will say, are you nine percent of my
bodies I have had zero connection with like previous or
prior like post to hooking up, Like, I literally like
it was such such an exchange.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
But now I'm like, has anyone ever recognized you during sex?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Like in the middle of it?

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah, like been like, oh wait I listened to No
No No, because I only got the time.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I also thought to that, Like, but I feel like
by the time we got to podcast, you were kind
of like I.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Was in my celibate Sierra. I'm kind of like in
my cell of sierra right now.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Actually you are.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, how long have you been vegetarian?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
It goes back to a dare A dare, No, it
does not. In fifth grade? Yeah, I would bring turkey
sandwiches a lot because that's what my mom would make me.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Love you a month and maybe I never put me
in a position to beef with you because wow, a
man of his work.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
And my friend goes, I bet you can't bring it
turkey sandwich tomorrow, and so I didn't, and there was
a dare essentially oh yeah, and that's amazing. Do you
enjoy it? No? Yeah? No, I just don't know. Like,
I don't think I ever liked met.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Me is scary to me, but I've been dabbling.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Actually, wow, only the other day I ordered a steak
at home. I post made it a steak. I had
smelled it. I had one tiny bite and then my
friend the rest of it. But I tried it microding.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Starting with like like chicken or something might be like easier.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Definitely, don't know. By the way, it's really it was
literally who am I to judge?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Because I think I broke my vegetarianism with Chick fil
a chicken nuggets.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, so an out back steak.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Posts it's an hour and a half to get to me. Wow, whatever,
I mean a post me it was crazy. Imagine that
it's just sitting in the back of a car because
it's like it's literally just made it. It's like, I'm like,
it's wet, it's literally sweating. So I yeah, so maybe
I would have gotten food poisoning anyways, but I'm trying.

(16:51):
Do you want to have meat together?

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I am am.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Like meat is on the outs for me right now,
specifically red meat. Like most of my die it is
like chicken tinders, but me is like on the outs
because we'll show you later maybe it's really embarrassing. We'll
show both of y'all.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
But our refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
We had rotting perjudo and salami in there, and we
didn't realize.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
That's what it was.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
But I smelled like essentially rotting flesh for the first time,
and I was like, that's what's happening inside of my guts,
like that smell.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, it is because I just realized I have prosudot
left over from apart from a dinner party that Jared
and I attempted to have, like I'm not kidding three
months ago, and I realized something. We just moved, Jared
and I just moved into another house, but we did
bring the realizing that's a three month old get it out.

(17:45):
I thought we should open last Well, no, it was open.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I opened it.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Get it out while you can.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, No, I opened it and then I like had
work and travel and it was in the back of
a drawer and I had like an unopened salami and
then open know and I think I had like opened
that drawing seen the salami clothes and I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
that's still good because I think when they're closed, they are.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So I just didn't know it was back there, and
we kept taking things out of the fridge. We were like,
what the fuck.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Is in here? Like what is in here?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
But it was my You.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Guys have a lot of stuff in your fridge.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
No, we really.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
We would put like leftovers in there and they would
stay for.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It, Like salami was over the perjudo, hiding the fact
that I had already ripped open my perjudo. I didn't
realize it, but I think one of the nights I
was up, I like ripped it open and ate apiece
because I don't even think there was that much missing.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
It was like a full pat Yeah, but it is
the worst odor you've ever smelt in your life.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's still in there.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
No we can, but the stench lingers.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Bench linger isn't that interesting the stench Lingers.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's like it's kind of beautiful away because like wow,
because things are so like you think things are so discardable,
but it's like it's still.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Totally We'll keeps the fridge literally keeps the score. We'll
do an experiment. Will put y'all in the hallway and yeah,
we'll put you on the fridge. We'll put you in
the hallway by my bedroom and then we'll open the
refrigerator and we'll time it. But the scent literally travels
through our house and goes down the stairs.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's like a bubble of stink. Wait, I'm kind of
obsessed with That makes me like I believe in light,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Good honestly, so it makes you want to try more meat?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
No, that makes me turned off? No that I'm a vegan.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Now, Actually, have you ever had like I feel like?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I mean, I guess we did just paint Prejudo and
like the worst light. But I do love Prejudo. That's
I think, Like, I don't think I've ever had that.
It's so good, it's scary, scary with everything.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Fuck it, put it on anything anything, Yes, Oh.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
My god, Projudal and Passa is so good. You can
put it on pizza, You put it on bread.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Cracker, apricots. What fuck you? What did you say earlier
in my room?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
What that you ate last night?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Because this is disgusting to me?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
What did you eat?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
This is disgusting.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
I ate twenty five bacon wrap dates last night and
it was of them, and like I did not feel bad,
Like I ate. They would put out a platter and
I would just pick them and eat them, pick them
and you know, I mean they were like tiny.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
They were like, the way, that's why these older people
are looking at you like you okay, love, That's not
anything I would do with the kids meal that you
were eating. It has to do with the fact that
you eat a hundred dates with bacon wrapped. They're like,
I don't think it's gidding. They was so good. They
were so fucking good.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Like I said, from two days ago. You were like, oh,
my cholesterol levels are high. I have to get those down.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Wait, I actually have high cholesterol.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Like, it's crazy because I only eat fried food. Like
it's literally like the only food I eat is fried
I'm obsessed.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, something is seriously peptides.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'm ups frustrated. What is that hydrated? Wait?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Wait let me I'm looking it up real quick.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Do you know about hydrated?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Wait? Can I be totally honest. I've noticed that the
whole day, and I've thought maybe it's a Hennah.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
No, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I noticed that too, but I didn't want to say anything,
which is not me not being okay.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
First of all, it's stained. You can't fix question mark.
But I don't know what that is.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
That apparently is they but they like it's a Chinese
research chemical and it's like getting banned. But they renamed
it the g l P three.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
How do you say, read it read a true tide?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, I read a true tide. I love peptides. I'm
deep into peptides right now.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I don't know what that is. Also, that was coffee
on my finger. I literally got so scared. I was like,
oh my god, guys, a birthmark has formed on my hand,
which is just a sign of skin cancer.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Exactly what I thought I had.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Which I wait, by the way, I thought it was
a beautiful design.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
You should put it back. It was shaping your hand
looks uglier without it.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh my gosh. Should I get a tattoo on my hand?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Would you do? You guys have tattoos? Yeah? I have
a couple. Yeah lip? What does that say? Love? Marry me?
And ya?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
I proposed to Enya with a lip tattoo.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
He did a nice and that.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
And getting crazy vibes. I'm obsessed with that.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Yeah. Not a lot of people know about it.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, And the Enya is so clear, I know, and is.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
So totally doesn't look like that. Before I got nothing,
it's just my name. Before I got this fucking tattoo.
I was like, oh, it'll like be gone in like
six months, and he was like, yeah, it'll be gone
like in six months.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
It's been like seven six seven years your lye.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, no it has been he got in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Mm hmm, yeah, I love it forever. Uh No, it
didn't hurt at all. But like I had the this
is gonna be really gross. But like when I like
bite my I bite my lip all the time because
I just have like.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Because you're eating somebody bacon rap like, so I always
feel like there's a ghost baked rappit.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
So I just start eating my cheek and my lip.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Like because my mouth becomes a bacon rap days.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
No, I just bite my lip, and I like am
very prone to canker sores, not cold sores, but canker swords.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
And when they gave me no, I'm actually no, we
have to wake up to the different.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
And you can't transmit canker sores. But it was essentially
just like cutting lines into my mouth. So like right after,
I was so embarrassed. I didn't show anyone, but the
entire in, you know, was just like a line of
canker sores, like it was it was it was Enya's
name and canker sores, and I.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Like was so scared. And you know what I did.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I put salt in that wound and it went away
in two days.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
And it was the most pain salt in the canker
stare that we have to wake up to. Yeah, that's
the most painful.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
It's the most painful thing you can go through. But
also like I'm kind of a sick of and I
love it, like I've grown to love it.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I had kidney stones. Do you know what the Oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
That is my nightmare. That is my nightmare. My dad
had kidney stones. I don't go, go go.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I'm so scared.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I had kidney stones, and I thought, well, I one
day I woke up. It was the most pain I've
ever been in and I.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Was like a kidney or and you're like bladder like
the like the pain it.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Was in my back okay yeah yeah yeah, And it
was the it was like a vis I was shaking.
It was horrifying. And it's because I was going to
hot yoga every single day and not drinking water, and
so I was so dehydrated. My body was so dehydrated
that made these kidney zones. Anyways, I passed the kidney
stones and it's the most pain I've ever been in.

(25:02):
And did you.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Pee them out?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
And I had to catch I have never told it
like anobly I'm saying this, but I was. They were
like they yeah, literally, they're like put a strainer. Strainer. Literally,
they're like put a strainer underneath when you pee because
we need to test them to make sure they're so
I had to peep. Imagine me by the way, I'm
in college. Imagine I'm like literally had a strainer in

(25:26):
my back. Pope, you're cooking. I'm like, no, this right, pea,
let me cook.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
What were the shape of them when they were like.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Very small and you basically they look like salt.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Okay, because I've seen them where they're like like spiky, like.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
The size of a pee, but they're like spiky.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
What No, that was not mine. They're crazy. No they
did something and no oh initially, but did they like zap.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Them with a like laser before? Yes, yes, they like frequencies.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
But it was so scary. Anyways, I just recently had
a canker store and I put.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You put a kidney stone.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I put a kidney stone in it. No, I put
salt on it, and it was it might have been
more painful though. Yeah, it's really.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Like it's like your body doesn't know how to react,
so it just starts like leaking and sweating.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
They actually don't know if I've had like a canker storp.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
It's very similar to like when you put like hydrogen
peroxide on a cut, but it's ten times worse, ten
times worse.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I get knker stores every time I eat something sour,
every time.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I almost but I do bite my bottom lip a lot,
so like just like while if I'm doing a task,
if I'm really concentrated, I will bite my lip so
like I was cleaning yesterday.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
My bottom lip is.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
So cut up, so cut up. Wait, I take pictures
of the ship I do?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
I upload it to chat topt because my doctor told me.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
To wait and what what do you do? What is? Chet?
Showed me one and it was the prettiest poop I've
ever seen.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
In Okay, Yeah, well I've had all these guess intestinal
issues recently. I'm okay. Yeah, now I'm okay. But I
had to do all this stuff with my diet and
part of it was like, my doctor's like, you have
to look at your ship. And I created basically the
perfect sh It took me three weeks and I got
all these different types of fiber and I created it
looked like a cartoon. It's hilarious, Like you know, like

(27:20):
it looked like if you put the Fibonacci spiral over it,
it would have lined up perfectly. I swear to god,
but you know the the poop emoji. It looked like that,
like a perfect soft served swirl. And it had eyeballs too, just.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Like so you were tacket because he was like, my doctor,
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Was so scared. I was like, we've entered a new level.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Just like there's a measurement. It's called like the it's
like one through six. I forget the name, yeah, basically,
and then it can like tell you what type of
ship your ship is. And then I can tell you
like if you're eating in a fiber.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
It's getting in water. Yeah, too much fiber.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
But I also like I did bring the I brought
a sample in to show him so or they did
tests on it. So it's not like I just trusted.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
They ate it.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
I don't think he ate all.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Of it, they taste some of it. Of course fire
they did want the cause of fault. And cheap versus expensive.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Well, Kay's ship is expensive.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
He makes like a three hundred dollars smoothie every fucking
day I do.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
It's raise that has so much stuff in it, and
it makes me make perfect cartoon ships.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I want to get so interested on what people's like.
I mean, you make sense because whatever you're going through
it blah blah blah blah. But even before that, even
before that, you've always been hyper obsessed with your health.
You too, And I'm just surrounded by people who are
like that, and I seriously need to if anybody has
recommendations on books about what that means psychologically about these people,

(28:54):
I un.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Ironically actually want to know.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
It is funny for you, No.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm I'm so curious what it means to be obsessed
with it because I'm so disconnected from it.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Are you a hypochondriac?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
I'm a hypochondriac, And it's what it is, is like
I didn't I came from one of these people, a
decently large family, and I was like the baby and
I was kind of like forgotten. So anytime I had
any ale Man, I didn't get like the attention I needed.
So now as an adult, like I fiend for when
I had knee surgery, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
No, I I am the opposite where I was the
only child and every time, like literally I had like
a scratch on my wrist and my my or my finger,
and my mom would be like, oh my god, no, no, no,
we have to I'm not kidding. We're flying to the hospital.
We're flying there. We're going there immediately. We have to
land the hospital like that was her. Wow. And to
like a really sick degree where my mom would.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Like almost munch housing biproxy vibes.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Kind of are you're a hypochondriac.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
I'm not a hypochondriac, but I am kind of obsessed.
You're just aware, yeah, because also just having this, it's
like an autoimmune thing. So I'm just like constantly like, oh,
I kind of view the outside world as a threat
now because I was getting triggered by something. We still
don't know what it was, but it was like a.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Blue haired liberal. Yeah, it was so triggered.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
Yeah exactly. But I do think to answer your question, Yeah,
I do think that it's like you're seeking control when
you're like that obsessed with your health and what goes
into it. And I think that that can manifest itself
in a lot of different ways, but I do think.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
At the core of it was yours.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
It is. Yeah, it's me sticking my hand into the
toilet to get as close as I possibly can to
get the most detail.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Have you ever dropped your phone in it?

Speaker 9 (30:36):
No? I have it the way.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I he butthole? Wait what you hear? What twice seeing
my butthole? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:47):
You showed me a picture.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Hey, so that was a dark time for me. I
don't want to discuss that. No, I want to see it.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Oh you can see it, Okay, I don't show any
You're proud of it, and I'm scared of my body.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
One picture four years ago and it's never looked better.
And I show everyone I've read that's your look.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
I told you right, was bragging about it, like he was.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
He was like, I'm upset a period at the end
of a sentence, it was like.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Perfect, wait, thank you, sod wait now I'm not kidding.
Un Ironically, never in my life did I think I
would say this, But now I feel like I want to.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
See I do think everyone should be aware of their
but hole.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I mean all of.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like I think you should be
aware of it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I like, I'm a firm believer that you should be
all up in the mirror all over your own body,
like you should have seen every crack and crevice.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I I agree.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, don't leave it to the imagination.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Your imagination is not going to do you justice, because
your imagination is going to make you think it's terrifying
and it's chill bro, like it's.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Seriously, you have to normalize, like the darkest crevices in
are real. Normalize that and normalized showing your friends.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Yes, wait know and the pictures of you took that
you took of me the other day on the podcast
that's Wednesday Naked.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh my god, No, it's just pictures where he thinks
he looks good.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Literally waits wait, by the way, I'm obsessed with the
trajector of this. You're like, your butt holes perfect. I
need to show your picture of me. This is my
butt Wait you look so? Is that not crazy? Are
you gonna post that? I kind of like posted it
eighteen times on a storm sory But no, you have

(32:25):
to you have to Grid that ship. Yeah, to be honest,
I think you have to. I think you have to
grid it three times.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
On a huge canvas, take a picture in front of it.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
And I also took this photo of Drew that I
thought was really good.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Wait, you're taking like really hot photos of Drew. I
know he takes that.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
That's so easy because he's so photogenic. So I've taken Okay,
I took a bunch more and he looked incredible.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Let me see more.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Show him the shirtless one.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Wait, show me every I'm kidding, like horny, this is wait,
why are you a shirtless? Wait? Genuinely why shirtless? I
thought you were gonna say it like Barry's boot Camp.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Wait, I had a note about Barry's boot Camp. I
went for the first time the other day and it
was incredible.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I liked it. You like that?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
No, okay, because I was, I was like, whoa that?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'm not kidding that. That almost knocked the wind out
of me. Like the idea that you guys have connected
over like Barry's boot Camp was like really no?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Oh, well, Drew Max, my friend was it a Drew
Back was in a class with Drew Back the other
day and by the way I loved Drew Back obsessed,
and my friend was like, I think your friend's here
and I was like who, and she was like Drew Back.
I'm like, obviously it's him. And then she was like,
oh my god, he just got a cake for his
five hundred posted.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
He posted a picture and it said like congrats on
five hundred and I was like, it was there.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Damn, she was there. She was literally there. She was like,
I think you just got a cake for me making it,
for making it.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Think about that five hundred days, it's been the.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Most fit person by the way, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I look at his outfits for like inspo because I
think he's such a good style and then I realized
he is just the hottest, fittest man.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Like it's like, obviously those low rise jeans with no
shirt looks up. Yeah, I looked insane.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Also, his boxer brand like is one of the coolest things,
Like what is it called snow pond.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
He like makes like I actually might be wearing pretty No,
I'm not wearing a pair.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
He makes like pretty boy boxers, which is like such
an interesting market that was.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Not really I know.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, point, I'm glad that you went to.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Berries and yeah, I loved it. I went I will never.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Go again, so I can't go anymore. Projectile vomited in
the in the I almost aid dressing room because I'm
such a theater kid. In the locker room. What you
were a theater kid? Look at me?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
True working Hey hey wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I need to hear about theater because, like I am realizing,
I grew up talking shit about theater. One you will
find as you grow older so many of the things
you have commentary on are nothing but a production. Because
I was such a theater kid, but I thought I
was above it.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Because of shame, I'm the biggest theater kid of all
of every of anyone ever.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
So many people I love I find out I find
this out at some point everyone I'm drawn to, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh wow, I was a huge theater I mean that's
why I was. I love theater. I love I love everything.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Which What was your like? Did you do plays in
musicals and school? What was like your one the one
that you think back?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
My? Okay, so my school. I went to a school
in la of Uh and all the kids in my
program were white. But I really wanted to do the Wiz.
So I made my my my class do the Wiz

(36:10):
and so the Wizzes. I don't know if anyone knows
the black version of the Wizard of Oz go off
Diana Ross and so we did that and it was crazy,
crazy vibes. In my head, I was like, oh, I'll
get cast as everyone and I'll just come out every
second of anything else. And that didn't happen. So it

(36:32):
actually became like, actually the kind of problem. I was like,
it was bad. I was like, they should not do this,
but it was so much fun. I'll do it. Yeah,
I did. I did Bye Bye Birdie. I was Conrad.
Birdie was not very.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Well versed on like musicals and stuff like I know
the Whiz.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Do you know Hairspray? I did? We did Hairspray, But
I I was.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Link, okay, link link the guy who's on the white station.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yes, So it made no sense. Oh my god. I
actually wasn't even link.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
One of the performances I was tracing your school was
breaking Back.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah. I was tracing for one performance this cast thing
that we did, which made absolutely no sense because she's
like fighting for black lives, like no segregation, no, And
then it's like what it's like, yeah, of course you're black.
It made no sense. And I was like standing with
all the like his black girl who was came out.

(37:34):
His big mama Morton came came in and grabbed my
hand and she was like like I know where you've been.
And I was like we were looking at each other
and I was like, this is bad. I looked like
her daughter. It made no sense. But that's the show amazing.
This is why we need diversity, and let's wake up
on that. I can sing question Mark. I sing, but

(37:57):
it's not like good, it's fine. Do you know what
I mean? I would die too, really, I would, would
you guys, you wouldn't I would? I would try. I was.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I went to like school in like a small town
in Texas, and like, obviously I'm gay, So like being
in theater like freaked me the fuck.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Out because we wait theater theater, the theater, theater, and
obviously being in theater, it was.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
In theater you're gay. So I like avoided it like
the plague. And I was always so jealous and like
I wish I did it in high school and that's
like a like I wish I did the theater instead.
Of sports because I like played sports through high school.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
See this is my heated rivalrymote crying for you. This
is beautiful. You need to so I would be down
to do like we should like. I think you have
to go back to your school. Oh my god, I
have chills. I'm sorry. I'm a charity genius. I give back.
I think you need to go back to your school
and do a class with the theater department. Wow, I should.

(39:17):
My school hates me.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
They hate I was gonna say, except there's an episode
of We Are Here in your home town.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Do you know the Drag Queen Show.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
It's like HBO made this show with a bunch of
drag queens where they like would go around the world
and just like be gay and proud or whatever it was.
It was really cool, but they went to my hometown
and it was like the gnarliest shit ever. Like they
were like talking about like killing the drag queens because
they're gay and ship.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah, it was don't go back to ye, don't go
anywhere near there. Actually say stay far away and tell
people to stay far away. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
My school didn't have funding for theater, so we didn't
do plays. But I was in theater class, but all
we did was like improv.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I loved like improv. It was so funny.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Like by I loved watching like no I mean and nassy.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I loved it in a maniacal way where I was
just obsessed with the fact that, like you had to
watch people who never spoke be forced to get up
and like say something off the top of their head
like mad fun which.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Is like, actually, yeah, I guess I'm just a bully.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Oh my god, well no, it's no, it's not. That's
not being a bully. It's funny to see. No, that's
good and.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Just like what the hell are y'all thinking. It's also many.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
To learn someone's inside of their brain, Like when somebody
gets up and is like I just went to I
just popped a pimple. It's like, wow, you're really thinking
about that, you know what I mean? I didn't think
about that. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, we should start a theater class.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
I would a troop. I would do that. Let's do it.
I did so much.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's going to be the first, like much or do
a musical or like doing I would love to do
a musical.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
We should do a musical.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
It's so is it lame that I like musical this.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
No, I'm joining that era now, Like I'm like, my
dad is like famously gay, Like he's not actually.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
But he's he.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
He loves like is he hot?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
No? Is he is? He? Is he with your mother? Still?

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, it's a relationship that I'm not breaking.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Up twenty eight years. Twenty eight years. But he like
in the sense that he's gay, in the sense that
he loves Rocky Horror Picture Show. Like that's like he
just bought like an original poster for his like movie
room to put like on the wall.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Like he's a set comes here obviously to see his son,
but he comes here to see.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Bars, oh for the Eagle, I'm dad. He comes here
to be on grinder. Yeah, he comes for what musicals
at the Aminson? Why does he come here? Go to
New York? He just well he does, he does.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
He flies to New York three times a year.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
When we go do work in New York.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
He always just so happens to be having a trip
to It's like, oh my god, like your parents.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
And it's his parents are just going to.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Be like they go see like twelve, what's what's their
musical of the year? Do you know the Neil Diamond
one Delicious? It's like there, I go still, I don't know,
I don't know. It was like it's like his life story.
Is it Neil Diamond?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, it is Neil.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah, he really liked that one. And then we saw that.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Have you seen Stereophonic?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
I don't think so. He really likes Chicago too, well,
who doesn't, Yeah, he really likes Chicago. But we saw
one that won like, uh, what's the term not script,
not playwright or is it play Right of the Year
like at the Tony Awards like a couple of years ago,
and it was like car crashes and ship what It

(42:58):
was really intense. It was like very cinematic. It was
like I didn't know you could do that with theater.
But he really liked that one.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
He needs Has he been on this pod?

Speaker 5 (43:09):
No? No, yeah, let's pop him in here.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Honestly, he's a man of so few words. He's pretty
perfect in that way. I don't even think he would
really speak.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Yeah, he wouldn't say he does.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
He doesn't bother a room with so.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Much to say. He's watching that many musicals. Actually, actually
that's so true.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, I didn't grow up around any like people watching
musicals other than like I was obsessed with Hairspray, but Wicked.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Really changed my life. Wicked opened my eyes and ironically.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Like I say the one too, Yeah did you?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
I loved it? So did you not? You didn't?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
I haven't seen it yet, but y'all talk about it
as much.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
As y'all want.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I had never seen Wicked, Thank you. I've like, I've
never seen the musical, knew fucking nothing about it. Saw
the first one with Rain, and it changed the trajectory
one of our relationship to like of my life.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
The second one is just so good, Like it's so good.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
There's nothing to say. I'm truly obsessed with Wicked, truly,
but I know I hate to be this person I was.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I was yeah zero, yeah, yeah, of course we'll speak.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Of Adele Dezine Adina Menzel.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Clips of her recently, like kind of revolutionizing Wicked, and
she doesn't get enough credit. I think people have burnout
for her, but like.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Anzell As Alphaba, she's amazing. Yeah, I mean she originated
a role because it was like her.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
People like make fun of her because Cynthia Reva like
kind of went, well, Cynthia.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Is just like in a different world.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
That's like you don't in your cryd to Cynthia.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
No, no, I am not somebody who and like this
does not come from an ego centric place at all.
It literally is because I live a very disassociated and
indifferent plane of existence.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
But celebrities, for the most part, like have never like
got my heart racing like that.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Like it's very few and form between where I interact
with somebody and I'm like, oh my god, I'm so
gagged by your existence. Usually I'm like, you're still not
real totally.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I saw her in public.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I've already told this whole story, but yeah, I saw
her in public and I went up to her and
I was like, I think, I just I'm so sorry
to bother you, but you're just so amazing. And I
started to cry, like I literally had like I've never
done that before, and I felt so embarrassed, and she was.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Like, why are you crying?

Speaker 11 (45:35):
I was like it just like it changed like help
me and my friend like like I literally couldn't speak,
and I was like, oh my god, I've never had
this reaction to another goleman because I love Wicked that much.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I wow, when somebody has that much talent, it's like,
I cannot believe you're real. I do know what I mean.
It's like, can I poke you? Like?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
What do you mean? You're just chilling?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Have you ever celebrity?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Who have I cried to? Who have I cried to? Emily? Yeah?
Oh my god, I know what I've cried to. So
I saw Stevie Wonder, Oh yeah, oh my god perform
live and I was sobbing. And then my friend was like,
I'm gonna go backstage and sayhead of my friend because
my friend was working, and I was like, I have

(46:22):
to go. And I didn't even see him, but he
walked by and I was like, there's it's that same
thing where it's like he either didn't and that's true
and and no, and that's true and that's a fact.
But when he was on stage this voice, this powerhouse,
this god, and then to backstage walk, I was like, Oh,

(46:46):
he's really it's I thought it was a simulation.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Literally saying it's like playing like Fastmophobia or some like
ghost game.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Like seriously, just saw something totally.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
We're then and then I was like because he was
real and he like I was in front of me
and not on a stage.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
I started solving I had a similar experience with Beyonce,
like at Renaissance Tour, Like she was like four feet
away from me and then she floated above me, and
like I've had like a very deep connection with her
since I was like twelve years old.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, we know each other. We got like way back.
Also this arena show, Emma, and I.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Was about to say, but I didn't want to be weird,
but like, I feel that way about Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, I fully was at the Coachella show. Yeah, and
she I could cry out thinking about it. I can't
ow and stop. She performed emails I can't send on
the piano about her relationship with her dad. And I
have a beautiful relationship with my father. It's gorgeous. I
have no reason to be crying to the song. But

(47:45):
her voice and her the pain you felt it, And
I was like, and the celebrity of it all, where
I'm like, this is real. Yeah, me and Emma and
I were both and I was like, I love my dad.
Why am I? It was? It was so so beautiful,
So I will.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Say I do cry that every every concert I've been to,
I have either shed a tear or salt Like I
am very like.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Totally, oh my god, i'd be crying. Yeah, I always cry.
But are you a cryer D as of late?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yes, yeah, typically no, but like in the last like year, yeah,
I've I've been crying a bunch, but like, no, I
don't normally cry like I but lately, yeah, I've been crying,
but like only in the last year. But have I
been crying previous to that? No, But in the last
like year, I have been crying. But it's like crazy

(48:38):
because like before that, I wasn't really crying that much,
but in the last few months to a year, like
I started like shedding a lot of tears and getting
really emotional. But like, it's so weird. It's before before that,
I wasn't crying as much as much.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
But now it's weird because you're shedding tears exactly, What's what?
But just think about what's weird about that is before
that you weren't. Exactly it's just weird that it's switched
that now you're suddenly before you were.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I just started crying more this year because before I wasn't.
So it's just it's really weird.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
No, a hundred percent. I get it because it's weird
because before you work. To me, it's weird to hear
that story. I'm like, as an outsider, before you weren't,
so they are now, do you know what I mean?
It's always weird to switch.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Up about you crying and you cry more now for sure.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
But because before he wasn't well.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Before, I feel like before you weren't, but then you
started crying, right, I feel like then there's yes, and
now I feel like ever since you started crying, I
do feel like you cry more.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Ye once you get the gate, you're now there.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
But I do want to say, before you weren't crying,
yeah much.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
And to be honest, I'm going to confront you about this.
Before you weren't so, and I feel weird about that.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
You do now you do, But now it's I wasn't
like hiding myself. It's just like I cry more now
because before, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
God, remember on my why are you cutting that off?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
That's such a great please please please cut us off?
Me being like and why are you ending that? Don't
you love that bit?

Speaker 9 (50:15):
The best bit of the episode.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Do you remember I don't think I've ever told this story,
but I used to be such an emotionally erratic person
and cry so often that one it didn't really like
shock anybody. I used to literally remember when I would
go into the bathroom at restaurants and literally just lock
myself and they're for like twenty minutes to like freak
the funk out, and I'd come back and be like,

(50:40):
but wait, what yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Wait, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah? No, but wait, why would you do tell me
a little bit? I need a little insight?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Are you just feeling overwhelmed?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I was like, I have really bad depression, and I
think I was just like really depressed in a new
adult and tumultuous upbringing totally that whole storm. And I'm
fine now after I think that was a year I
started therapy, Yeah, which is like, I think this is
part of flat Yeah, of.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Course, I can't believe it took you so long to
like try meds.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I know.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I can't believe it took you so long to get
through that. It was like get over it, damn easy
thing to say to someone.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
No, Well, I because I grew up also not believing
in medication, like or like I have a very like
interesting relationship to medication.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
And I know you were taught that.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, I was taught that.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
But I still do think everybody should like move at
their own pace and like really come to their own
conclusions with medication. But I wanted to do I wanted
to wait till I was twenty five to try antidepressants
or anything, because I felt like that was like a
fair share of like I was going to be able
to do therapy. I did therapy from age nineteen. I
still do therapy like every week, but I wanted to

(51:59):
do therapy for and after like six years of verbal therapy,
I was just like, Okay, no, I need meds.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Because like, do you think therapy has been helping? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Oh my god, therapy, dude, therapy changed my life.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
I know, Like, do you do therapy?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Oh wait, we know this. Your therapist ghosted you.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah. Yeah that's a true story.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Still not funny, kay, Yeah, I'm really happy about that.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Actually it's really funny. Therapist ghosted me because I, well,
it's my faulty, it's my fault to be honest, but
keep going, keep going.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
But yeah, I just remembered when I turned twenty one,
my friends were so nice and brought me to Malabay
Malibay and got me and Airbnb and we were all
there and I had a full blown panic attack and
hid in the closet and everybody thought I ran out
into the ocean and killed myself.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
We were so scared and.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Like she was in the back of the closet. There
was the house that they didn't check the closet. Oh no,
it was a.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Big house because it was like a random ARABNB that's
a call from the street, and like it was our
first night there.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Oh my god, ya, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
It was so funny.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Wait, so you just cried on the floor.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I was freaking out. I could get into it, but like, wow,
it's just like not even a vibe. It's just not
a vibe to.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Talk about, you know, when things yourself.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Yeah, when it's not a vibe when you're no.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
But I'm really saddled. It sucks. That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, that was during my year of rest and relaxation.
That was me coming that year. I came out of it.
I think you came out Wait, well.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Wait, I've to ask you guys a question. Yes, I'm
suddenly interviewing you, but I actually need to know this.
So we've had sex, yes, No, but you might want
to say this because they but your street is all families. Yeah,
so is that crazy?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Like do you I actually have kind of talked about.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
This, Like when I was driving up, I was like,
this is so it's so cute the neighbor It's so cute.
But it literally is like people with stroll Like, yeah,
like women with strollers.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
When I go on my daily walk, I look like
a monster, Like I look like the killer, like all
like what you can bring a vape outside?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
No, you'll get that is.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Kind of how I'm not kidding, Like how much heat
I smoke? I think to the neighborhood, we are the dementors.
We came from the upside down.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
We are nothing but propaganda.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
So that they watched season five and like that, like literally,
because when we moved in, people did think we were
a couple.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Of course, they was like.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Walk by and like be like, can I get a
picture of you all?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Y'all look so like literally they were like, oh my god,
our fucking American dream. This beautiful white young guy was
coming into our hilarious.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
And they're gonna breed beautiful little white kids.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
And then Josh.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Starts being seen around us, and they're like they literally
slowly turned on us, crazy, and they see how many
people like come in, come in and out of this
house because like we don't have like random people over,
but like Oryan will come and stay here for like
three nights in a row, and then it's just like
the only time they see me or Drew is like
us walking out, not with each other, with random people.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Also like gets out of his car. It's so much. Yeah,
he's bringing in like random Like I saw it with
the flea market and he was like, I got so
many rugs. He's like bringing random Oh wait you saw
the rug? Yes, I saw. It doesn't look good right,
but it's these moms would like my gosh.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
No, I literally like will just like it'll be like
probably like nine pm and I'll just like go walk,
but I don't want to walk too far from my house,
so I just pace up and down my street with
like a hoodie on, and I look like the killer
like it's crazy, like yeah, ripping my vabe like like
not even on my phone, no headphones, just like staring

(55:53):
and walking like it's nicey.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Yeah, they kind of maybe, but actually no, I think
that's what makes a neighborhood vibrant. Because I was just
about say, like, yeah, they have good reason because I
do sit on the front porch and I like play
my music on my phone and I just sit there
and like smoke weed and like sit on my front
porch with music playing and like just watch like people watch.
But to me, I'm like, is that not why we
live in a fucking community down like exactly why I

(56:17):
never got to like feel safe in my like area
like that.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
So it's so funny, But yeah, they don't.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
They really don't. Like I was really dying. I was like,
by the way I was blasting like Taylor Swift, like
Sabrina Carpet, like literally things that I think parents would
approve of, and I was like literally turned it down
a little. I was like, Juno, got to turn that, dude.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I can't give a fuck. I pull up with.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
My music fuck in the driveway, with my music loud.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
As fuck, and I like, yeah, I think they have
reason not to like us, cause for sure, because I
wake up really early and I play my music all
day long.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Do you have speakers?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I have a lot of speakers. Yeah, I'm like a
loud like I'm really not my presence. I don't leave
a room and no what he is?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Yeah totally yeah, like literally just blasting it. I love that.
Do you guys have the same music taste? Cu you
play it throughout the whole house.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
I don't mind her music.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I don't ask.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
She just does, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
I don't mind it, like she'll actually like like she
was listening to the new Audrey Hobart Hobert Obert her Hebert. Yeah,
and like I I had listened it but to it before,
but it just didn't really like click for me, and
then she listened to it. And then now from that
moment on, like that album has probably will probably be
my most streamed album for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Like, I fucking love what was your most streamed artist?
You guys? Oh yeah, wait what was yours?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I want to know your of course famously mine was
Atticus Ross and Trent Restner.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Mine was Labby and then Addison ray go Off.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
I love that the duality of woman well of course literally,
and that's exactly what Adison.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Would have wanted.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Man's best friend. Yeah, I say what I'm wearing my
you know what yah you see what you?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Girl makes good fucking music.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
She gets on that fucking stage and she does her
job top to bottom like you will never see that
bitch fucking fall like she also from the dawna time.
It cracks me up because I saw a speech of
her like talking about herself and I was like, it's
so interesting.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
How like that to me is yeah, one of those
people who's not real. Like I'm like, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Bro to even expect someone like that to explain their
stardom is like, why are you.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Doing that to that girl? Like does that make sense?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Like because she's gonna start I know.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
She's like has all these like insightful things to say
about herself, creating at the age of ten, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Like that's insane.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
No, literally, ten, I was still like playing with legos
and like sticking them out as I.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Was falling the cops on phones with no SIM cards
for my cousins because I was like, watch the police
will come. It doesn't matter if it's not connected. That's
what I was doing when I was time.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Wait, I loved calling the cops when I was ten.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Wait, guys, I never did that, really. I don't think
I had an upbringing. No, you you. I never called
the cops. I ever ever called it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I mean that's good, Like these are bad traits, don't.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Yeah, you don't want that, Yeah, I just I don't.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Yeah, don't.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
I just wanted people to like pay attention to me.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I wanted to be totally.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I wanted to like remind me I was alive.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
I called nine one one for the first time recently,
but I don't think it was the cop.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Hello kitty, says a cab Kai.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
I called nine on one and then they route you
either to the police or to medical. So I did medical.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
But why'd you call?

Speaker 9 (59:35):
I was okay, it was one of the it was
one of the autoimmune things. But I was like staying
at this apartment for two weeks with two people I
had never met prior to this. And then I woke up.
Oh this was in New York, right, it was in Bushwick. Yeah,
And I woke up and I like couldn't really breathe
very well. And then as I'm walking over to the
bathroom to like throw up, I basically I yeah, I

(59:58):
start to like lose enough air where I'm like the
sides of my vision is is like going away so
the last thing I remember is is calling nine one one,
and then I woke up in the living room. I
guess i'd like made it to the living room or something,
and the medics were there, and one of the people
that I was staying with was so sweet and came

(01:00:19):
with me to the hospital and was there with me
for I think they were with me for like four
or five hours, and it was like one of the
nicest things. I'm sorry, no, it's it's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Are you okay?

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
I'm okay. I have meds and stuff now, so I
don't think that'll happen to that extent anymore. But it
was the forty which one it was. It was a
hospital in Bushwick, so it was pretty insane in there.
It was pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Maybe I don't remember the name that's traumatizing.

Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
It was crazy while I was there. I think it
was like going in and out of consciousness at one point,
and someone just ripped their IV out and sprinted away
next to me, So I don't know, they're maybe not
completely in their right mind, but it was it was
a really cool experience.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Well, nothing like that's ever happened to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Because God favors me and protects me in ways that like,
I don't even think you're recognizable.

Speaker 9 (01:01:13):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Yeah, I think about even the mistakes I've met, I've made,
and I'm like, God still put.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
Me on that ignoring reason. I said she? Did you
notice that I said she? I've been saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Actually, I just making sure well because I said it,
and like you want to stand by I'm staying true.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
I'm standing true to my words.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Oh my god. Okay, well so you gave your media
or no? Actually, what are you listening to now? Is
Man's best Friend still?

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I'm I'm still on it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I am so talking mad. I did not see her
for this tour. I didn't her for me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
It's like I missed Rosalia when she was doing Mono Mommy,
and I just missed Sabrina doing that. And I'm not kidding.
I like everybody knows this about me. If there's a concert,
I want to see y'all hit not interested it on
all the time, And then I hadn't seen it come up,
and I had chances to see it, but I'd always
be in and out of town, like I was always missing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Did change my life. I'm so sorry. I saw it
ten times. Can you tell her to perform for us
wait here. Yeah, can you imagine I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Kidding it be like on Ellen when she'd bring out
like ladies literally justin Bieber. I'm gonna it depends if
she's like if she's in her like chill attire, like
respect respect, but like if she came in here in that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Fucking sequin body body suit, I think I would piss myself.
I think I would piss my I would literally.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Need to so happy. I would.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Have you been watching anything like movie that you like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Other than Heated Rivalry? Yeah, and I need.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
To watch the first episode last night, and Kai wanted
to be I had to be a couple of times. Yeah,
or what it was it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Your fierce competition?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
You thought it was called fierce competition.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
I also literally at that Christmas so much. By the way,
fierce competition I literally hot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
You literally have a Google search of the words fierce competition,
because when he said it to me, I was like,
fierce competition.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
It is on Wednesday, but I was at the Christmas
party yesterday and I.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Still dead fierce competition and then fears competitor. You're like,
I think you got it wrong. It's fears.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
I'm not kidding, That's why, because I was like, it
wasn't showing up, and he kept repeating it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
So I was like, but I kept we were like
everyone there was gay, so that's all we gay guys
talk about now is Fierce Competition, And like I kept
bringing it up and saying that, and they're like, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Literally, what are you talking? So dead that you're with
these older gay men and you're like trying to be
like liked, but you know what I mean, And You're like,
I I've actually been watching the show Fierce Competition.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
They're like, oh, yay, mind you in the middle of
eating his like thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
You're eating all of their bacon rock days. He's like
talking about your pickled fucking French French fries and being like,
I don't know about you. I'm watching firstly it was
it is so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Well, thank you, I love thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Can we do this again?

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Yes, literally come next week to talk to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I'm not getting in the middle of this. I was like,
I've been like obsessed with The Daily Show and how
they have like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Inter changing totally like hosts. Yeah, And I'm like, oh,
I need that, like, I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
By the way, on my podcast, I was literally talking
about this the other day where I was like, if
I ever do weeks away, I'll just have someone come
in who I trust. He's funny and so you guys
are my like. I say that to be like, I
would literally do whatever you wanted me to do. And
being in this house, seeing this on the internets for
so long and now being here, I'm so lucky. I

(01:05:02):
love you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I love you, guys. Go listen to Owen's podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
No, go watch adults, because you can watch adults, but
just we're just I don't do either. Just do it.
Just follow me on Instagram and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Comment.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
That's all I want, can I be honest? I just
want comments. I want to get to comments.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yes, but not so much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Four years ago I changed my my like rules of
my Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
So to comment you have to be following me for
a certain amount of time, So my comments aren't popping
like that anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Wait, I would never do that. I want bots. I
literally want no.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
That's literally what I like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Hate random bots or like random people starting to comments.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
There's this one bot that always and you're literally gonna
get There's just one bot that calls me Olan. It's
always like Oland, good pick, and I'm like I always
coming back, yay, thank you. I'm so excited. I love
him Oland, He's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Okay, well, somebody bought Owen to come on, bought.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Me bott bought me a bottle. Fine.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
M