Drunk episode

We drank and did hella drugs for this episode

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh you love. And it was such a girl part too.
It was so like a Disney princess, asked far like
it was really, are you saying thank you? You should
be farting like a big fucking man. You know that's
fucking disgusting, and.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You want big manly farts from me?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And yeah, no, I want a silence.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I want you to fart on some food and then
I eat it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I want you to I want you to put a
cheese raspberry cheesecake on a glass coffee table and then
you put like some licra like bike shorts on, and
then you put a camera up underneath it or my
face I'll be up underneath the glass table, and then
you sit on it and it squishes out on the

(01:03):
glass table and it looks like you're yeah, you're just
like sitting on the cheesecake. And we could even do
one cheesecake per cheek, so each or.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Just take up a rice pudding or something, yeah, a
bunch of yeah, and then I like, yeah, fart into it.
Basically I'm just thinking like, yeah, anyway, I guess we're
good to start, right if you guys want to start.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Guys, Welcome back to Emergency Intercom today we have a doozy.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I know what a time we have had.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't want to wear those. I had like this
whole like thought where I was like, oh, I'm gonna
be like hungover this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Why are you giving them to me? Just put them down.
I don't want to wear them.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
They're your glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't think they look good on me.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, they looked terrible on me.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I can't lie. You were kind of serving like the
the gay monkey villain from Powerpuff Girls.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, Mojo Jojo?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, you were serving Mojo.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Why did every cartoon villain was gay as hell?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Because people are evil? Even in power Puff Girls the Claw.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, like all of them are like that.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Also, they were non binary.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That was David Bowie.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That was David Bowie.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Character is David Bowie.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
When Elton John farts, come flood starts, Yeah, Elton John
clean up on Aisle three. Elton John just farted and
it's spilled milk. Don't cry over spilled milk.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Wait, guys, don't cry over spilled milk, like we've been
saying that.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my god, sorry, I just did a bunch of
blow in the bathroom, which I probably should not.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I should not you should not tell people that what I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Just being honest, I'm just being born.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Can we stop lying to them drugs doing drugs?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
For the episode, I actually saw something recently which my god,
the like were seeing, like the activia fication of ozembic.
Like there's like commercials with like people like it's really
like it's really greening me out. But I saw somebody like, the.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Probiotic soda is really scaring me right now.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, probiotic soda has always just been like low key
laxative addiction in general public.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Like it's like it's like kind of giving you no.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, It's like ED has taken over. That's what y'all
should have been trend forecasting. It should have been real
with yourselves. What are these trends you're allocating to the public,
the general public.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
The GP erectile dysfunction.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
But somebody was like the people have just been like
coming out and being like, yeah, I'll admit I've been
taking ozembic, And I'm like, no, like that that can't
be normal, Like we can't make it normal that Like
people are just like, okay, guys, yeah I've been using
this diabete. Okay. I but I was first, I I was,

(03:56):
I was way before when for all this, And I
didn't do it for the way I've been saying. I
did it for the high.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm just kinfuzzled right now, like where's my dog? O?
Where's your big chunker, my big chungus. When you drink coffee,
you get the zoomies. No, I literally get the zoomies.
Get the zoom I get zoomies at nighttime, like nighttime.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You guys ever have conversations with each other that like
contain real topics or.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is it not on the podcast? In real life? No,
we don't speak to each other.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Honestly, there has There have been weeks where it's basically
just us sending each other like weird gross photos and it's.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like I would just send me like pictures of him like.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
With Stelliyah and then yeah, whatever. But we have real conversations.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
We connect, Yeah, talk about like what should we talk
about paranoia?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Like what should we.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Talk about the circuit boards, schedules in the circuit boards,
the fact that when you look into a specific at
a at a red laser, you see numbers.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, next numbers and next, next topic. Because I just said,
I can't be some paranoia, Like.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Next, that's real. But okay, Donald Trump is dead.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh yeah, Donald Trump actually.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Said and you said, if Donald Trump ends up dead,
why are you?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Kai gets the hits, I said.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
If Donald Trump dies, me and Kay can hook up
clothes on more like. It's not really that like it's
kind of what you and I get up to, except
there's like different tone behind it. But I get all
up on you.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So anyway, Yeah, he died.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
So I know that oil on his fucking hand, that
big liver spot. Yeah, I know it consumed him.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
He got the touch.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
That is cheese touch.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Photo he turned, he's giving maroon.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh dude, Oh speaking of.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Maroon, my maroon undertones, you.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Don't have maroon undertones. I turned like chicken when I'm like,
I'm for a second, the light is a bit dim
in the kitchen, and I go and I lift the
top off of chicken that's on a pan. I'm like, oh,
that's ready. And then I turn it over and I'm like, oh,
I almost killed myself because just in the middle you
can see.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
How people I think, you know, I literally have that
written down. I'm like, I got ad to tanning. I'm
basically tann mom right now, but instead of tanning, I
turn pink, like tanning.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Is a hot topic to people. Don't fuck with tanning.
Oh really, Hanning is one of those polarizing ass conversations
when it's like care for your house please, Like that's
like kind of like the transaction happening.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But my body looks so tea when I did, like,
I'm so.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hey, you were the baddest bit I really was.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I have to agree.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Rain was top, and then like you and Rain were
like fighting.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, we were competing for the number one spot. Kai
was at the very like the bottom of the barrel.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Okay, you were.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
There, Yeah, I was there. I talked to you and
took photos of you. Guy, that's why you were grilling.
Oh and we talked.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Are you in any photos or anything?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't think I got in any, but I did
record him eating some of the guy is way not
me like knowing how to grow, like it's.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
We gotta get flowers where they're actually due. Because really,
Sophia grilled down.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
But no, no, did I not grill down?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You did?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Did I grilled down? We both grilled down. We gave
each other grill. I grilled the Skeewer's hot dog steage.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Everyone was hungry as fuck and I didn't have any
of that.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I only had one by like it's a thankless job,
like you grow for everybody's begging for thanks.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Were running around to everyone the moment.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Even before he started grilling, he was like, I'm not
gonna girl, I can't girl. And then the second and
guy in his aunt he was like, I'm grilling. Oh,
I'm the one grilling.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
No. I was forced into the grilling position, like it was.
It was crazy. I guess I just give grill like
I just.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Give like because you know, you can like hire people
in mascot costumes to go to a party. Drew is
essentially in that, but it was in a straight guy
like mascot like skin, like you wet and like put
on your Fortnite skin of like, dude, he was straight
max and crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
It was really crazy. I was the straightest guy at
that party. Like it was really crazy, you being.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
The straightest guy at the party with those little teal shorts.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That that's what's making me laugh because this is like
the only footage I have, and Drew saying I was
the straightest guy at the part. I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
No what I was thinking you were talking about mask.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Drew literally like being tossed around like an acrobatic.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, multiple straight guys. It was sexy. No, what happened? No,
what happened? You said something about mascot and what I
was thinking in like two to three years, once La
Boo Boo is dead, we need to get on the
podcast and a Boo Boo mascot.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay, I kind of something big happened to me, and
I am like kind of pro La Boo boos. There
there are there are like what's that asterisk? Like, there
are Yeah, there are caveats and hell a fine line
in that.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
But I went to bump line. You said line, you
have a bump.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I did it all. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I walking around the party the whole time asking for bumps.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You were seriously there, Yes, I was there. I'm so confused.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I was there. I poughted my shirt off too.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, okay, wait, back to the girling. I did almost
kill everybody. I will say like it was. It was
really scary. Like I started cooking all of the meat
on really low heat because I was like, oh low
and slow I'll just like cook it over the next
like twenty five minutes. And then the only straight guy
there came up and was like, why is the heat
so low? Like you need to turn the heat up,
like it's gonna be raw. And so we turned the

(10:24):
heat up and then everything turned good. But like I
was really like whipping up on that thing, like it
unlocks something inside of me, and it actually tastes good.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Kai had tasted.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Really every interaction you've told about you and the girl, though,
is you fucking up and somebody else having to come
and basically like behind you and like rat it to
you and then and you're like and it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
That's good. I'm glad because you should get us a girl.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I really I really thought about it, and I'm like, bitch,
I'm stealing the propane tank back I bought for Barbie's house,
like and that's coming right back here, like.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh, I was like, yeah, it's a Barbie's party, like
Barbie's house. But it was like kind of like a
Coho situation. And we brought the propane tank and me
and you were like damn because I thought propane.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I thought it was twelve dollars. I really thought propane
was going to be twelve dollars, bitch. It was eighty
fucking dollars for a propane tank. But the thing is,
you buy the propane tank and then you take that
metal jug back and then it fell.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, it's the tank. It's the tank that's so much.
So we should buy a palette of them on something.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Start drop shipping pro paane tank.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, well you can't Instaccar or Postmates or like order
on anything a pro pane tank, which, to me, I'm like,
what is the difference between this getting in the back
of like a different car versus my car? Like the
likelihood of it crashing and exploding is actually the same.
Like why don't they let you do that? Like do
you have to be eighteen to buy? I guess yeah,

(11:53):
of course you have to be eighteen to buy.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Fucking I've been like a twelve year old buying.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
It and like fucking blowing it up because I think
it's fortnite.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Wait ya, were you there for the small explosion that happened?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh my god, Kai almost fucking killed this. Kai almost,
I really did almost kill you, But it really wasn't
your fault, Like you just but you clicked the button
that you shouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Barbie turned the gas on but didn't ignite it.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
So it had been closed.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I was filled with gas. Then I pressed the ignition
button because I was like, oh, somebody just turned it on,
and it was like an explosion like in the lid,
like and if the lid was open, we would both
be dead right now.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
We would be victims. We would be burned victim.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, we would.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It was really scary. But I was like, like, pretty drunk,
but it wasn't. It didn't like.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Effect love being drunk because it just takes the edge off.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm drunk right now.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I love having my medicine.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
First was saying we should drink for the episode, and
I'm like, yeah, we should, And then he was like,
if you will, I will unless.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Less man alert, I literally will. If you drink, I'll
start right now.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, ill that would ruin my would sound.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah. Day drinking really is like it's it's not giving
what I wanted to give, Like it literally it literally
every time I've ever day drank, I'm like tired by
like six pm, and I'm just like Okay, I feel.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Fucking disgusting, Like I should see myself drunken daylight, so
like mixed with.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
The sunlight is like hearing like a lawnmower in the
distance while you're drunk is really not stabilizing.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I got a leaf blower.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Wow, that feels really good. Thank you, Drew.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay. Something I thought about when we did we already
talk about this, like when we went to build a
bear and like, are like, why why did our parents
make build a bear? Seem like they were fucking three
hundred and fifty dollars, Like it was like like the
old the most ultra high luxury item you can get. Yeah,

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because bitch Madeline just went and like it's like twenty
four to ninety nine base price and then you buy
the clothes and whatever and it ends up maybe being
sixty dollars, which is still a shit ton of money.
But they were literally acting like it would bankrupt the
fucking United States if we bought that goddamn build a bear, Like,
oh my god. But going to build a bear and
then getting a slice of cookie cake after was like

(14:22):
really special. I really want a cookie cake. Like I
think that's crazy that you can just go to the
store and buy a cookie cake for no reason, like
I'm gonna do that, Like you can buy things like you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Only buy fassive things.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, you can do that. Why isn't one talking about this?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well? I never went to build a bear because yeah,
it was that would bankrupt my family's dead serious, like
how you're not eating this week? Also, I'm never eating
in like a family of a lot of girls, because like,
were you getting a build a bear? Did boys get
build of bears? Was that a thing?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I got one build a bear?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
They were cool with that.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I got one build of bear and I got these
like that's what made me gay?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
They had.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Now they're giving la boo boos to the boys.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Actually yeah, wait, no conversation.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
And boys can't they don't let boys buy laboo boos?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Keep going wake, how should we show them the photo
where I was like, oh, take a picture of us
grilling and I was like wait, oh yeah, let me
get my jaw jaw line right, like.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
We were taking a photo at the grill and then
Drew was like, let me reposition to look better and
this is the.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Photo like the first one I ate.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I went to amazing, you look like an anime character.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, and then I like tilted my head up, my
jaw sunk into my fucking face. I'm trying to view
I think that it reminds me of this that like
that's what I was like. Wait. I was like wait,
and I tilted my head back to like pop my

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jaw out. No, the thing is that's almost almost as
bad as that Mark Jacob's photo like in New York
John Lennon, Yeah, so funny. Man, Oh my god, remember

(16:25):
trolling Rainy Rodriguez?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, that was so sad.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's coming back.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It really What is she up to now?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
No one knows, but like people but there it's like
reverse trolling. It's like like you know those videos where
it'll be like Sabrina Carpenter versus Ariana Grande and it's
like singing Arianna dancing Sabrina and it's like a tally
by the end of the video. They've been doing that
with Rainy Rodriguez versus all the pop girls, and Rainy
dethrones them. I'm twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's not He was like, what's for your own? Like
the president like is hopefully dying right now, like countries
are being infade? Is like literally what And I'm thinking
about like all the stuff we see on our phots.
She gets deep the roads. We are so cooked it's awesome,

(17:21):
Like they're ceriously like wow, wow, I can't believe she's
come back.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I know, in like a very big way.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
But I want to remake this with you guys.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, she just wants to be a part of it,
soba so and.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
So that's you have to just remake that.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It almost feels too real. Also, like I don't have
underwear on I could.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I knew I smelled some ship. Oh I actually thought
I knew I smelled ship. I knew I smelled lime
green dish charge.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I looked away by the way he really did.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
He covered his eyes with his phone.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Well, you're gonna have to like it does What the
fuck does that even matter? He has to see it.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'm going to say something that only a very small
amount of people will understand. But everything is like literally
made up.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
But everything means nothing.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, everything means nothing to you, Like everything is made
up like you're literally like three pounds on the moon.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay, now you're pushing it bit because I.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Gonna be wait, yeah, invisible two dimensional. He's a printer
paper like I want.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Mister Gamon watch Silhouette City.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I would argue, you need some meat on your belt.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Exist in the fourth dimension you. Yeah. I literally didn't
think I was from planet Earth for like seven months
of my life. Like I thought I was like an
indigo child. I would like, I'm alien, I'm eatt, I'm
extra read out about it, read out about it, binga.
Oh no, I can't say it, but I would literally

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like tweet.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
What were you trying to make like a song or
something like? No, you know, like franchise.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Did you just go and flush the toilet because I
spit in it?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Any other questions?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I left a little you got nervous.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
There is like a ring around the inside the bowl.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Right now around the toilet.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You did leave the seat up?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh ship, I'm sorry. I actually I'm sorry. I'm usually pretty.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Good at a non feminist of you.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I know, at Barbie's like closed it every single time.
And I was drunk, so maybe.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Also the funniest thing drunk Mason. The funniest thing Mason
has ever said to me is like we were just
like sitting in his car driving around and like I
just described something like like as fierce. I was like, oh,
like I think I was like, oh, like the in
and out Burger's fierce or like whatever, and he was
like there was like silence for like thirty seconds, and
he was like very genuine. He's like Drew, like I've

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never like looked at you or even heard you ever
once in your life and been like, oh, like, my
Homi's gay. Like that's like he's a gay guy. But
then he was like, oh, like I heard you say
fierce and I was like, oh wow, he like literally
is a gay guy. Like this is crazy, but like
in a totally chill, funny way.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
But no, it is like ye have been like stepping
into a gayst and is like, oh yeah he is gay.
Pass wow.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
But no. Yesterday Mason came up to me and he
was like, remember when you like said fierce And I
was like, oh, like that was gay. He was like
yesterday like it confirmed everything for me, Like you're gay,
Like you were doing the gayest ship I've ever seen
you do. Mind you I was grilling, I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
But you like also the way I think Ray has
a video of you grilling and the way your.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Body is, Oh my god. We planned that, I know
you did, but it.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Was cracking me the fuck up. Because also I think
I saw your gay. I think I saw you again,
and I was like spreading the straight maxing. I started
it because from across the pool, I was like sitting
there and I saw Drew and I.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Was like that kidd, he was purring like actually though
it was like barking.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It was like I was on the floor and I
felt my body.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Like like a clam and SpongeBob like flying away.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
It works. It's awesome because if I wanted to, if
I had gone in that pool to get to you,
it would have been a propeller jet, Like I would.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Have been like a propeller jet.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
The fuck. But yeah, you were looking good. And then
I had to point out.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I was like, dude, true is it was the backwards
cap I found. I found my OPN baseball cap that
I thought I lost. And the reason I love it
so much isn't because it's for one O tricks point never.
It's because my most favorite picture I've ever taken of
me of all time is in that baseball cap. And
then it was confirmed to me recently that that is

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the best picture I've ever taken.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I beg to differ. I seriously am the depicition of that,
like I for real beg to differ, like I beg
for a debate.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
There's like a glow in my eyes that like.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
That you've lost in your mid twenties. Well you're just
outside in the sun.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
But yeah, do you see that.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't think this is the best picture of you.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think the bug photo is the best.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
See but that's like two, No, that's not even the
best photo to me.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Like, I think this one's really cute too.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I really like this one. Wait, how do you look
through this?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh? What true? Your twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Don't say that? Oh my god, we've grown up together.
I know we've been together more than we haven't.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I know, like even the past week, we haven't been
hanging out as much.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
And I'm like, wow, no, I miss you every night.
She doesn't sleep in my fucking bed anymore, pisses me off.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
My sister is in town.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I told her to sleep in my fucking bed to
I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Want to sleep in your bed.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
That creepy, Actually creepy that she doesn't want to sleep
in my bed. I was weird.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I have to catch myself because I was like being
a bit like catty with her about it because I
was like, come downstairs, like why are you being weird
about it? Like, and then I was like, oh my god,
I forget like of course, like Drew is like my everything,
like literally, when I think of you, like.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Kicking in the back, how are you on the internet? No,
on the edge of your bed like.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Her album My Everything, sitting like this on the chair.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't give a fuck. This is this is me
when you don't sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
But I had to catch myself because I was like, damn,
I am literally like sounding a bit a bit jet set,
like because I'm begging my little holiday.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Jet too, Holliss. Why has no one said that? Kai?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Did you hear that jet too? Holliss's that is good?
Two holes?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
No, two holes. That's me when you don't sleep in
my bed. It was Taylor Swift after she got broken
up with like by Harry Styles and then just like
the next day she was in the back of a
boat alone. But I was saying, bro to say what
you want about the bitch.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
But she's real as fuck. I like one thing about
it is she is real, because that is amazing.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's like, see this is like a really really deep cut,
like if you know you know kind of joke like
if you say, like, reference the Flying Ray, so guys
start referencing the Flying Ray the boat Taylor Swift was in.
But I just discovered this. Someone put me onto this
like very recently, and I cannot believe I have never
seen this photo.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Also, when I said I was feeling very I was
feeling very jet like, I meant like private jet list
because I was like, oh, I have to remember, I'm
like begging my twenty three year old fine shit as
sister to come sleep in bed with me in my twenty.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Seven year old prime. She doesn't. Yeah, And I've been
sweating so bad and.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I haven't been because Sophia keeps it like I've I've
been in like hell Arctic, the Arctic. Hell upstairs, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
One day Josh turned on. It's been like ninety degrees
in La every day. Josh, for some fucking reason, has
the AC controller to the downstairs in his room, so
this motherfucker will either put it on sixty two degrees
or he'll put it on heat for some reason. And

(26:32):
he turned the fucking heat on and the room was
like ninety eight degrees. And I've never sweat that much
in my life. I don't know why am I saying this.
I literally don't give a fuck. No one literally no
one gives a fuck. Does anybody give a fuck? Leave
a comment?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, I talk about Yeah, when I talked about my nights.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It's nice sweat era, like for everybody.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
What's weird?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Though?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I feel like mine is from smoking. Mine is definitely
from smoking minemon.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Do you smoke weed?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
No? Okay, were you seriously there yesterday?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yes? I was there. We had a lot of he
wasn't fun conversations.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
There was no there. I noticed you're like imposing, just
like grating.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
A delicate I have a stature that you guys are
kind of like, oh that could be a that could
be a human, or it could be a leaf.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, I I flopped so hard, like I literally like
it was like one of like you know, like do
you know the there's a video on Josh's channel where
I like, yeah, we'll insert it. Oh, Ryan brains aren't

(27:47):
anything that is legitimately like one of the worst moments
of my life, and I have to reclaim it every
once in a while, like I know it's bad, like
it's it's really bad. But we call those a barn
like when I mean people call those a barn.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah. I think that comes from like, oh see.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, it's it's when you like try to tell a
joke and it just flops so hard and it's not
like oh he like tried something new, Like it's like no,
that was just genuinely terrible.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Well.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I was at this like uh day party thing and
I'm like talking to some people and I just randomly
like like I don't know why, I don't know why
I do this, I don't know why I do this,
but I just start talking about my night sweats with people.
And someone was like, oh, like it has been hot,
that's probably what it is. And I was like, yeah, no,

(28:39):
everybody's in their night sweat era. Like everybody is in
their night sweat era. And like the silence that like
felt like it was it almost felt like the music
turned off at this party, like it was so horrible.
They just like stared at me like you know that
one if they put in the Instagram comments of the
ants like looking and blinking, that's what they gave me.

(28:59):
And then they were like okay, and then just started
talking about what they were already talking about. And I
was like, like, night sweat era. Like that was more.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I thought you were gonna say, dude, you just have
like I think because it lands in our friend group
because now we like we were so open to barning
that we like almost invited.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Was like throw the wall.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, just like you just say shit just to see
if it makes anyone laugh and you know it's stupid.
But also I thought you were gonna mention that Drew
came back up to me, Rain and Sophia while we
were in the pool and he was like, oh my god,
I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid because he had gone
over to get a drink and there was only tequila
on the table and you said that. You were like,

(29:42):
oh my god, La said it's tequila era.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
No, it was it was to like celebrities. I was
like trying to act all like nonchalant, like I actually
literally didn't give a fuck, but like it was to
like two people that I actually admire, and I was
like over there with them and I was like we
were talking about drinking and I was like, oh, I
like I've switched to vodka recently, like vodka, Like has

(30:09):
me turned a vodka and a latte? And then we
like he he haha. And they were like, yeah, we
just switched to tequila, and I was like, oh my god,
La is in their tequila era right now. They they
did not know how to respond at all. But like,
it really is, like it really is, like there's there's
levels to that, and some people will understand, but like
not a lot of people will understand.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Exactly. And that's and I've been saying that. The thing is,
I've been saying that, like, and I've been trying to
tell people that too.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
People will understand, but a lot of a lot of
people don't understand.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
And you have to get through life knowing that. It's
the hardest part about life.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh Shore, look at my topics. Dunkin Donuts, Bacon tastes
like it was made from car crash victims. Dude, have
you ever seen it here? Let me show you. Wow,

(31:12):
Like that's a car crash victim.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Do you floss every night?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Hell no, that's crazy. I flshn't loss like twice.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
You floss every night every night. I've lost every night.
And I use a floss that's very abrasive, so it
cleans your teeth more because a lot of flosses it's
too smooth. It's not actually doing anything.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I just it's see the thing is flossing, Like.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I love flossing.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
The string doesn't fit between, like most of my teeth,
Like that's the problem, Like my teeth are too tight weight,
they're so tight. My teeth are so tight.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I've been saying this, but like.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
The floss doesn't fit between. So then it just becomes like.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
You just you love flossing and being up in his mouth.
You just get in there and floss for him.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I've done that for him. Actually, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
One time somebody I was like, my knees are on.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Your shoulders and it was like kind of missionary, so
we can keep yelling at each other. Oh, also, that's
that's Kay's favorite position. That's not my joke. I need
to make that very clear, but that's one of the
funniest things that has ever been said by a human being.
Was what's your favorite sex position? Missionary, so we can
keep yelling at each other. Like that is so fucking good.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
But yeah, you know what I want to get back
to you. Remember when I used to put you in
those silicon like body suits and then I would make
you run on the treadmill that latex bodies or the
Latex one, and then I would drink all of the
sweat produced.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I feel like that was that. I mean you were hydrated.
I was hydrated.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
There's a lot of electrolytes you produced for me. But
I feel like we need to get back to that.
We have to get back to our classic bits.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, we need to put you in the gimp cube.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
That's not a bit. That's like something you guys like
to do sexually together. That's not like a bit. That's
something you know about the cube.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Do you know about this thing that we want?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
We shouldn't talk about it. We shouldn't talk about it. Yeah,
let's say that we should not talk about it. But
at that party, I like flopped that when I said
night sweat era. I just have to stop adding era
to the end of things and like thinking it's such
a yeah, it's like it's not that doesn't make it
a challenge. Yeah, challenge nights, challenge.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Challenge, drink drink challenge.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I infected someone with that and they tried it back
home and it did not land.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I mean, no, it never works anywhere else. Every time
I say that, every time I add challenge to something,
you're gonna smoke out the lens.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
By the way, Oh shit, that's actually not a bape.
It's a fog machine that we're testing on. Yeah, because
we we we do want this to be more like
Euphoria m ideally, why.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Are they still doing that ship?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I had like a very you know, you said something
about like do me and k I have real conversations?
We did last night. We were talking, boots, we were
having very esoteric I.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Can't I was there.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh, this was on the phone. I got home. I
called Kai immediately.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh, you guys are in love. It's really sweet.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, it was so funny, like.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
All on your ship when I'm not there. It's because
I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
That was what the call was about, was you but
it's dead ass. Like Kai is just a straight man
at the end of the day. Because like I was
on the phone with him and I was like so
enthralled in this conversation and I was like rolling around
the bed like kicking my feet and bitch, Kai was Yeah.
Kai was playing fucking Fortnite and hold on, I'm in
the West Circle and I'm like I'm like, babe, like

(34:56):
put the controller down, like talk to me.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
It was the Final Circle and Veronica screaming at me
to lock in. Uh not that one, but the next one,
and we want it in a very cool way. I
blew up a car and that that killed the final person.
So it blew up in slow motion like you know, uh,
fast and furious. Where the cars will explode like in
the back you've seen the trailers. I'm sure where then

(35:20):
the car will like flip over its nose. That's what happened,
and it was really fucking cool. Top three masculine most
masculine moments for me.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I'm imagining like you're talking about this experience, but it's
really like, if you think about it, that Ice Cube
movie was actually such a good.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Like ice Tina.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
No, we're not talking about math, talking about math, shure.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
If you think about it, that movie is actually such
a good like documentation of the times we're living in
because you're telling this very like incredible story about like
what you saw, but your body in that moment.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Like, no, it's worse than that. Kai's hunch like this
a keyboard and mouse, so.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's like this and like the phone is probably right
here with speaker and your headphone is on.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, okay, Addison Ray.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh you were very Addison in that moment.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, and I had those little ug slippers on the
like bright purple ones with the strapper on the back strap.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Like at home.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, I wear those just for to have like a
more comfortable vibe when I met I.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Remember when.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I learned the most about Kai's life on this podcast,
Like I would argue, like I know as much as
like the common viewer does about like what your like
life set up is. Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
What were you saying?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Drew was saying, remember when sand fell out of Kai's shoes,
so he bought him like five pairs of shoes for
his birthday.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
That was such a good gift. Yeah. I wore those
shoes I think for five years, and they smelled so bad,
and I would put them in the freezer stop. I
would put them in the freezer make them smell less bad,
and then it would work for a day and I'm
not even stinky.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
One time, I wore my Lebron James basketball shoes that
I would the Miami Beach collectionion. They're worth a lot
of money now. I wore them all through basketball season,
and then I kept wearing them after basketball season because
I was like, these are the cool is shoes of
all time. I mean, they are arguably the cooler shoes
of all time. Well, I wore them to a water park,

(37:33):
or not a water park. I wore them to like
six Flags, and then me and my friends were like,
let's go stand on the bridge where you get splashed
by water. So you did that, and then I got
splashed by water. My shoes got soaking wet. Well, then
I put them in the top of my closet, sopping
wet in a dark, humid space. And then I took

(37:54):
them out one day and like between like these clear panels,
like was like the most disgusting, rancid smelling mold I've
ever seen growing in these shoes. So I like was like, oh,
I love these shoes. I need to keep wearing them.
So I went in there with the toothbrush and scrubbed
all of the mold off of the shoes. You can't, no,

(38:16):
I couldn't. And I scrubbed it all off and then
for they would be fine for like eight hours, and
then it was like the fastest growing mold I've ever seen.
It would just like reappear, and it was.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Really crazy that mold is just everywhere. Yeah, just waiting
to spawn. That's very scary to me personally.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
No, I love that shit.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
No, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, Drew likes it like our old Britta and the
old crib used to like get direct sunlight and grow
fucking like moss or mold in it. And Drew whose
algae it would be like annoyed when we would clean
it because he wants the algae to be in there.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I feel like it purifies the water more. No, I
don't think so, there's no way, like.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
There's no world where the algae that's being created in
the Brita fact, like.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Likes of pro ridden water of l a.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, like the estrogen rich just.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Like the worst plastic, Like the plastic is probably made
out of.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Like my leg's numb, it's from the algae.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
For the.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Take your shoes off them because your socks are dirty.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
No, she wants to just do fucking dirty guys. I
just don't know how to wash my socks, so so
they're dirty. No, it's what we're learning, that's what it is.
They're stained. Also, these aren't even my socks. I don't
I've never bought a pair of Calvin Klein socks. In
my entire life.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh those are mine?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, I've been wearing the I didn't buy those. Oh
so these are years and they're dirty.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, but they're not mine because they were.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Right right, right right.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
One of my tings. Oh my god. That's why I'm saying,
have you all ever floss.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
In front of somebody?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I've decided that watching murder documentaries and stuff is like,
for real bad, like because I haven't done it of
course so long, I know, but now that I'm like
so out of it and I don't watch that shit anymore.
Like that because even the watching the Cult thing on
Netflix that didn't feel good, Like yeah, I was like,

(40:24):
whoa what am I watching? Especially when they start arguing,
It was like what am I looking at? Oh my god? Also,
my wish came true season three of Mormon Secret Lives
of Mormon Housewives November seventeenth or something. I sound like
I'm reading for an I know I did that. I
literally my wish car and it's coming out. Are you

(40:46):
looking at the hole in my armpet?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I have a bunch of shirts like that too. I
literally think it's fear.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I just love this shirt so much. I've had it
for like so many years.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
And confuse why you love it so much? Because it
looks like shit on you.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
That's how I feel about your skin on your body.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
My god, you're saying that people have like DNA deficiencies
or what did you.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Say, mutationtic malfunctions.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Genetic malfunctions. I literally do like I turned pink, y'all,
it's fucked up. I look at my knees, bro, that
is crazy, Like that's not a sunburn. Well, that's just
what I look like this, This is a sunburn like
this or I'm literally red. I'm just I'm just red. Well,

(41:33):
stop looking at the room mic.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I know I'm obsessed with the room mic.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
We guys, we have a room mic, but we don't
have an xl R cable for it yet, so it's
just like installed.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So it's just there.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, it doesn't, it's not We need to get.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
The other is the is the episode next week happening
in the Big Apple? Because I will be there.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Actually, why are you so obsessed with us?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Anthony Bourdain was a bronie, like he liked my Little Pony,
Yeah he did one time, so he was He was
curious about apple Jack's sexual identity.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
That is not true.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Dead serious, that just can't be true. Anthony Boordaine apple
Jack's sexual identity thirteen years ago. It's still on his Twitter.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Let me see, hold on, let me find out you're
speaking on a dead man's name.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Wow wow, which I'm like, he's the coolest person ever,
So it might be cool. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I don't know that I would say, like it's cool,
but like is that a thing? I don't know. I mean,
this is like the second episode, you're bringing up my
little Pony, so I don't know if this is a
whole venture. So I don't know that you're really in.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And I'm a Brownie.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Everything went down for Hill for them once and you
started Olympic.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
And guys, are they kind of went way? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It's like kind of I need musicians to stop flying
around stadiums. I've like, literally, I've seen.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Enough like pink strings.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yes, everybody thinks they can do pink, but Pink is
the only person that can do pink, and even she
pushes it sometimes she's fucking flipping around. But like I
saw a musician flying around again and I was like, no,
fucking right, Chris Brown, like, get the fuck down, No,
get down from those fun Literally it's no get down

(43:36):
from there, get down, get down, get the fuck down, like.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
A running start from the aisle. Oh my god, no, yeah,
he has no business. Well he also has no business
on tour. Like that is something that will always fascinate me.
Is like again it's oh, I said something the other
day on my story. Oh, this kind of falls in
line because piece of shit men. But I was thinking

(44:03):
of like people who join ice, and I said this
on my story that, like I think ice because natural
selection just doesn't work the way it used to. Like
we're not being chased by fucking tigers and bears and like.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Each other and like lions and tigers.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, like we're not doing all that anymore. The new
version of that is like the people who end up
in ice, Like it's like you were supposed to be
dead because you're borderline useless of every other facet and
then you end up there. To me, Chris Brown is
like a version of that where it's like like he
was supposed to just like fall off and somehow he's
like flying around stadiums. Like the new world we live

(44:37):
in just has so many safety nets for fucking idiots.
It's kind of amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's horrified.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's like cyber group in the Netherlands was using AI
to like unmask ice, which is so sick. It's really crazy.
It was just like it would analyze their like bone
structure through the mask or something good.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Okay, that's amazing, but also like kind of terrifying. It's
kind of like cyberpunk vibes terrifying for me because now
when I am going on my like late night walks
and I have my face covered and I'm like chasing people.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
If they is that you around our neighborhood, chasing women,
They've been blaming They've been fucking blaming it on me
the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Because I was I was putting on his outfits and
do it because I wanted him.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
That is actually so fucking annoying because they've been all
over those fucking Facebook walls.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I thought you were gonna be like, I think it
was funny.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
The citizen app is bright red all around your house.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah. Well, I've been trying to do my back, but
I like run out of energy after chasing so many
people all the time I get here, I'm kind of strolling.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I cannot believe I forgot about this. But it was
like probably like eleven PM and I just hear like
random random kids like screaming outside my room, and like
I just like, I'm a man, so I just immediately
jump into action and I'm like, let me help these women.

(46:01):
But no, it was like late at night, and it
was so fucking loud, and I like, like, for the
first time, like I truly understand like get off of
my lawn culture from old people. It wasn't. But it
wasn't because I was like get off my lawn. It
was like I was jealous of their youth, Like I
was like jealous of them having fun.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I know. I was like damn to be walking home
like at the time and night all fucked up and
they were all like running after each other and being stupid.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, no, it was It was really I will say triggering.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
My PTSD because like anytime I hear any kind of scream.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
At night, things happen inside your brain.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Am I here, I'm here behind you. That's what it
feels like.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yo, They're being loud as fuck. And before I started recording,
I was just kind of like observing them, which is
so crazy that you can just like watch people like
and they don't even know they're being wild.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Because of the video you had, Dude, this whole tail
is so creepy, like just standing in your bathroom with
the lights off, like.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Staring through my window and I was like hiding behind
the corner because they kept looking up at our house,
which was freaking me the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I think they heard me in Sophia.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
But they're like standing there and like one of the
girls is like, I'm gonna throw up, and then he's like, no,
I don't throw up, and she's like I know you'll
have to throw up. I know every single one of
you have to throw up right now. And she's like
I'm gonna sit down, and then one of the guys
she was with was like, oh, like don't sit It'll
just make you more nauseous. He's like being very sweet
and like tender with her, and then like he's like here,

(47:35):
like let me help you up, and she's like okay,
and then he like he starts helping her up, and
then she's like get off of me, fuck off of me,
and starts like swinging on him, and I'm like, wow,
I'm like watching this woman like domestically abuse her man.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Like this is it the last night of her So
I start.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Recording because I'm like this like could get like really
creepy really quickly.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's literally me to kai. When I get like a
bit of alcohol, I mean, I start hitting you, I think.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
But then they look up at our house. No one's
yelling at anybody, mind you, and they shout this, mind you.
Our windows are closed to our house. It's like eleven PM, like,
oh wait, your windows were open. Yeah. I was like,

(48:20):
but I would have heard.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
At this point, I turned off the lights because I
got scared, like I hadn't looked out the window. But
I am the kind of person that I hear commotion,
and we used to live on a really hectic street
with a lot of like drunk people yelling. So I
still have the PTSD of like I hear that in
my rooms at the front, and I always turn off
my lights because I'm scared that they're gonna look up

(48:48):
and see my shadow and see that there's a girl
in there alone, and they're gonna come up and kill me.
So no, we were not yelling at them.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
But they're they're literally like walking up the street and
I hear them look at our house and yeah, at
my house, like, don't yell at my girl, Like what
do you like? Literally, what do you want about? So
then I opened my window and I start trolling them.
M hmm, help me, oh, help me oh, and then

(49:32):
I start crying, laughing, and then I go upstairs.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So I'm calling you, help me help I'm calling.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Is that you?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
So that happens? There's so what happened is they were
at the bottom of our street and then they went
up to the top of the street and sat on
the corner. So then we started saying we were gonna
call the police and yelling at them to be.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Fair, and they were on hell old people, and they
were being loud as fuck. At this point, they had
been on the street causing a ruckous and.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
They all probably thought it was fucking us, which pissed
me off even more because like our neighbors like think
we're rowdy, and we're literally not, but like it's just
because we are thirty years younger than them, no shade.
But they were sitting at the top of the hill
and we started yelling that at them, and I watched
them like scurry like fucking rats, Like they ran away
after we said that. I really hope they were on

(50:32):
mushrooms or some hallucinogens, so they had like a lot
of paranoid. Yeah, so they never do that again. But
I just don't understand how the fuck they got here.
I know, like they took too many wrong turns.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
No, they were literally all just fucked up and like
strolling around because they were on the street before you
came up stairs. They had been on the street for
a minute. Yeah, because me and Sophia were up there,
and I literally I remember right by the way when
they start when Yeah, when they started screaming on the street,
Sofia was the window. I was like, is there a
kid out there? Is their kid out there? Is their
kid out there? And she kind of beat and she
was like no, it's like it's they have to be

(51:06):
like twenty one, Like they're like they're adults. And I
was like okay, And I kept hearing them scream and
I turned off the lights, and Sofia was like asking
me why I was turning off the lights, and I
was like, well, so they don't see our shadows and
they don't know we're here, and they don't come in
here and stab us a million times.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
But yeah, I decided I'm re entering my troll era
help me, help, help doing that as like in a
car driving by people like at nine pm, like help.
And the next break when we were when we were
at Uta shouting out the window at that guy.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Help.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
That's just a new bait, is like, actually, don't tell you.
That's gonna like ruin it as like a false flag.
I do that in.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Like I did in the grocery store in the alcohol
section yesterday, because like I kept like making eye contact
with workers and putting my hand up to flag them down,
and they were all doing the thing where they were
ignoring me, which I'm like, respect, you don't want to.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Do I would do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
She literally did do the same ship when I worked
out a gas station, Like why are you asking me
for help at a gas station? It's three square feet?
Just look for five seconds me.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
To you when you ever need to find something in
the house.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Like the reason I ask is because everything has its place,
and you move it from the place, you move it
from the place.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I thought you were gonna say, like I'm the queen
of the house, and I like.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Put things back, and like we're the queen of the house.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Collective We're a joint queen, our.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Joint slave, maximizing our joint Sleigh went two queens together
to maximize their joint Sleigh, whoa.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Even you didn't really say it sentenced you said when.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Two queens together?

Speaker 6 (52:56):
No, but like literally though, yeah, I can't lie. I
need to ship so bad, So no, then you should?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
You should do that.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Are you guys gonna talk about me when I leave?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Well, yeah, that's what we always do about me. Yeah, no,
that's what friends are for. It's like when one friend
leaves we talked about Yeah. Yeah. But Veronica's on sn L.
That's so sick. Oh, my fucking guy, I.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Know about her story with getting rejected time.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
No, wait, I just need the pod. Are we recording?
Uh yeah, that is so fucking sick. I literally just
guess I cannot believe, like we caught that on video.
That is so cool.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I know I was going to tell you, but then
I was like, I don't want to distract you from
your work.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
She is a star.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's so crazy that it took this long for them
to get her. I feel like she's perfect for it.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
And then Cortisa released Fiend today too. Wow, it's a
big day.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
For media. Guys were back and they're doing weird sexual
stuff and it's really uncomfortable for me.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
And again, I'm better.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Sounds good.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
You immediately made up for it with that beautiful harmony.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Are literally just went and took a ship and then
sat her shitty butt.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Oh wow, to insinuate I don't clean my butt good
as fuck, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
She cleans that butt good as fuck.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I've been cleaning.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I think I'm past the point of announcing, like my
bathroom activities. Like when I was upstairs, I was like,
I can't believe I just announced that, like on the regular,
like every time I'm going into the bathroom, I announced,
like if I have to pee your poop, I like it.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I look you do. We have two ads this week now,
just looking at some stuff. Who was that the lips?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Whoa, that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, this is my man, bro. You know what else?
Seems like it was like so much money Club Penguin
or like webcins webkins, but webkins were like kind of such.
Those were expensive and that was a scam because that's crazy,
like twenty five dollars per Also, Drew just pushed my
back for me to be on him, like you're gonna

(55:25):
start overheating. Not no, I not ah. Me and Drew
are literally in love and Kai is so jealous, not jealous.
He's kind of kicking his toes a little bit. So maybe.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
That's crazy. You can see that.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I mean it's crazy, we can see it. You're sitting
at a table with like.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
It's not a table, this is barely a table. This
is a bedside table. If anything all you do.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Is complain, you're never satisfied.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Satisfied. Yeah, no, I'm satisfied. Guys. We've been making a
ton of upgrades. We have a little table for me.
I guess you could call it that. If you notice
that the camera is different, upgraded to what is a
nineteen thousand dollars camera.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's that's a hazzle blood.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah yeah, they shot weapons on this. It's the same camera,
and they got me a little table. And then also
obviously Kai cam is on the way.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Like we know that that Drew Moji's dropping soon.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, Kai and Drew Moji Kaikam and Drew Moji are
kind of the same vein in terms of what they're
going to happen.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I'm so scared about this camera being literally three pixels
by the way, like the screen on it is one
of the worst screens I've ever seen on a camera ever.
So we'll see, we'll see if it works. We might
be returning it and getting another camera.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I'm not turning this.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I like this camera. We're learning together.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
We are learning. We've only been doing this for four years,
so we're still like figuring out like if it's in focus.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, it might not be in focus.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
The podcast is for the audio simulation that's exactly like
the foreplay of a comedy.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Oh yeah, I love four play me too.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I want to like fake four play with someone, Like
I want to like meet someone at a bar and
be like.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I've thought about that. You know those movies where it
will be like a married couple and they'll like pretend
to not know each other. I feel like that's like
a kind of a trope. Yeah, I want that.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
No, I think that sounds so cute.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, we should do the podcast version of that, where we.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Like we meet each other for the first start podcast together.
I'm glad we're past that era where everyone thank you Kai,
thank you guy.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
You're glad we're past the era of what everyone wants.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Okay, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
The stock market?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Things like, don't worry about it, kitten and he has
my kitten.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Not too much though not too much?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Wait, no, Like the thing is is they were so
right about like physical contact. Like the amount of oxytocin
that's pumping through veins right now is like so fun.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's literally awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
We're like chemically bonded in a way that like not
many can understand.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Ky, do you want to turn next?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yes, you want to sit in Daddy's lap? Yes, he
was like, did you see his hesitation? He thought, I
thought I'm going to sit in their lap for her.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
But at school, if I did you think you were
going to sit in my lap or I was going
to sit in your lap?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I thought potentially I would sit on top of you.
Who's sitting on top of Drew.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Well, that would kill me because it.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Wouldn't you four pounds. I swear you could close your
eyes and you would forget immediately.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
We should go back to Barbie so you could recreate
that picture of us with kay.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh literally, I'm serious. On the Instagram yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I also, I also don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Okay, whatever going to be around for I'm not going
to be around forever.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
And I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Say I'm sorry,
You're sorry. What I'm sorry I was mean to you?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Don't he's I'm on his lap. You're not going to
get him to say that weird ship while I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Okay, these last notes are.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Like, basically, I was bringing up the flossing thing because
can more people saw start flossing, because it's been just
greening me out and freaking me out the amount of
plaque build up on everyone I speak to his teeth.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I don't like build up.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Do I have that? Have I grossed any you know? Oh? No, no,
I think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I've been noticing cigarette teeth a lot recently.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I have cigarette teeth to be honest.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
No, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I like yellowing ass teeth, but no, no, no, I
mean cigarette teeth are like where you can see like
from the inside, like them browning, like it's like deep
inside the tooth. Yeah, I've been noticing that. Well, it's also.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Because we're getting to the age that everybody's like vices
are catching up with them. So it's like you can
really start to see what people are.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
You can start seeing the skin melt off, the layers
are melting off you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
At one point on the podcast said this, it was
like an excerpt from something. Do you remember it was?
It was like a quote about looking in the mirror
and only seeing your flaws and like your skin melting
off of your bones.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
That was just me. That came from the heart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Really, you wrote that, I've I've been searching for it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I didn't write that. I just made that up on
the spot. No, probably, I don't know what you're referencing.
Find it and I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I feel like it was episode like seventy. Someone in
the comments will find that. You guys, go go look
in that episode.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Got to fruitytube dot com and look at the skin
melting up the body.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Wow? What's fruitytube dot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
A fan like made a database of every single episode
we've ever released, and then like audio transcribed it to
text and then you can look up a word and
it'll show you all of the episodes that have that
word in it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Is that cool?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
But I think they I think they stopped running it
because it costs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
It also costs money to keep a website.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I thought websites were free.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Wow. No, never never that never know nothing never guys on. Ironically,
nothing is free, even the free shit you get. It's
not free, like if.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
It's for you are the product.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, and also like it also costs like in other ways,
like labor, environmentally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Emotionally, socially. There's a spiritual text too, Yeah to a
lot of the a lot of the integral parts of
Western society that we don't think about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Sex. Sex mm hmm, sex is so litd oh no, No,
it's only twelve sixteen. I almost your psychic.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Going to see a psychic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I'm going to see a psychic today, and I really
pray that they tell me everything's going to be okay.
I just really all I need in life right now
is someone to hold me how I'm holding in you
right now, and tell me everything is going to be
okay for everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Everything's going to be okay for everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Thank you. I don't even mean selfishly just for me,
I just mean for everyone. I want everybody to be happy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
I'm looking at fruity Tube. It's still up. I typed
in the word skin and you've said it every episode
for the last that wasn't good, that was mean, you
attacked me. Skin is was meant and in the last
ten episodes straight basically the word skin. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
They're still updating it. We need to find the creator
of Fruity Tube and I need to like compensate them
somehow because this is special.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I know, I love that website, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
But okay, let's do media. What did I watch this week?
I watch Honey, I blew up the kids like Honey,
I shrunk the kids, but they made the baby giant
and it was it was really nice to like watch
last night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
And then my god, I watched fern Gully. What's that
other one? There's another animated movie with the mice. It's
like the Evil Mice and the rats and stuff, the
rats rats, we are the rats. And then I also
watched All Dogs Go to Heaven. I watched three movies
in one night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I watched the Biggest Loser docuseries that was really cool
and really dark and really just really dark.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
You've been watching dark ass contact. You need to switch
to my side, come over to the sea side.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
It's not the Kim Gordon but the Nan Golden Oh. Yeah, Yeah,
that one was cool. I didn't finish it. I fell
asleep halfway through. Actually I fell asleep like fifteen minutes
in and then woke up and then was honest for
the first time in my life about falling asleep. I
can never I don't know what it is. I immediately
wake up and I was like, I wasn't asleep when

(01:04:34):
I was like snoring, like like, oh, I only slept
for seven minutes. When I say, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Slept for hours, yeah, like you will knock out. I
love sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I will never deny that I've been sleeping, Like, yeah,
I don't know. It's not even that I want to
it's not even like it's just I think maybe something
happened to me as a child.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
No, you just have an inherent nature to lie, so
you wake up in your first instinct is to get
a lie out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I must lie. I must lie now, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
My other media is honestly all the music I've been saying,
I've just been kind of re listening to that. I'm
in a bit of a slump right now because I've
just been busy, so I haven't been hunting for new
music to listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Me and Kai are Djang in October and I made
a playlist for the set and it just showed me
a bunch of old recession core songs which I won't
play because I know they affect you. But y'ah, this
isn't recession core. About how I Rolled by Britney Spears
is actually one of the greatest songs ever made. Like

(01:05:37):
it's it is so good, it is are good, d.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I've been on nine being in here is a really
crazy vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Well, that's it's it's gonna be like it's a whole thing.
It's a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Oh I just saw that. That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Thank gold Did you know this is there? She's saying
something rufe has fallen and let me know love me
let me Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Okay, whoa whoa? Hehog?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
What does this give Kylie Jenners?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Let me love me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Falling on?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Just wait?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
This is my karaoke song. That's gonna be my karaoke song.
Is I'm down?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I I don't want to do karaoke with you, bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Well that was the episode, guys, Thanks for tuning in,
Thanks for watching.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
So this was my karaoke song.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Al was still in l A?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Was he in l A? He was in l a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Fuck, I know he might still be here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Okay, bye guys, Bye y'all.