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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Actually I don't. I hate that song. It's like I
get to look at my It's like one of those
recession songs I always talk about. It just makes me
so uncomfortable, like recession core, recession music, music that destroyed
my life. That's what it feels like. There's a sound
music that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Was playing while my life.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Was being destroyed, while like everything was crumbling around me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Right, why don't we hold hands anymore?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Because it's like too far.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I know it's too far.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We must get closer.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We should just get rid of this table, or you
should sit on here?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Should I sit over there today?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah? Mix it up?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, this is like, oh nice, the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Energy of God. But they can see the fucking your lumps.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Your lumps, You're literally dense in your chair.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And it's like dyed a different color from like sweat.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, your off dirt, it's just dirt from my butt dirt.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
And I would assume, honestly a lot of it is
skin cells.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And if you if you took like a blow dryer
and blew into it like the crevices, like blow, yeah,
blow like head, it will like blow dust and dirt
and dander.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, every time I've moved it and there's been direct
light on it and I just you drop it and
you see everything, like.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
We gotta make a video. Have you seen the ones?
And like it's like public transport, uh, like bus seats
that are made out of fabric and oh they hit it.
We got to do one with the seat, but like
add a bunch of shit on it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't think you would need to add stuff on it.
I'm not kidding. I think it would. I think you
would see like quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You can do it with this one too, A little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Cool fucking episode, Like cool, all right, welcome to the
episode of emergency. Well, I went to a psychic for
the first time. I went to the same psychic that
Drew went to. I don't think we.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Had the same psychic though, we didn't have the same psychic,
but I should update on that. Oh yeah, y'all know
how I was like laughing in that bitch's face. I
was laughing at everything she was saying to me. I
was like he he haha. This bitch like literally has
no idea what she's saying. Literally everything she said to
me came true.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, every single.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Detail she said to me came fucking true. I left
a non believer a year and a half later, bitch,
I believe like that was it was crazy. I don't
want to go into the details, but like, oh hell no, hey, hell.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh yeah, I guess like the only one I remember
is that there was a sinister person in your midst
and then I got wrongly accused.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah it was not. I mean, wait, there's like smoke
in there, like it's like faded.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I know, it's like euphoria.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It was like I was sitting back there vaping job
in the middle of his work day. So if you
ever feel guilty about hitting your pen, just know that
Kay Newman sits on his job all day and fucking.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hits This is a DMT pen. It is not nicotine.
This is I'm opening my mind.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Make DMT pens.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yes, of course they do.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
People like rip in regularly and they just like have
like the most life altering psychedelic trip at like a
house party while like people are like playing beer pulling
three feet away.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, since when I thought DMT was like really.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Sixteen, you can make d MT people. It's like not
that hard to make.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's like a tree route can make it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Out of bark. I'm pretty sure you boil it like.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Whoa it down into its crystalline form, and then you
mix it with some glycerin and then you smoke the glycerin.
You smoke the glycer I think, yeah, yeah, but I
want to hear. I want to hear. I want to
hear your psychic story.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh okay, I haven't told Drew anything because we wanted
to wait for the podcast. I need to like properly
set this up because it was the first of all,
it was oh, usually like a week and a half
before my period starts, you get.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Fucking mean and crazy pmssing bitches, be crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What about it? I actually do? I get like extremely
irritated and I want to fucking kill myself anybody within
five feet to me, Like I would love to die period.
So I but and my siblings were in town period,
and like the day this started, my siblings were in town.
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So I was already feeling that like kind of like
drony silent hill music in the back of my head
and like everything I play, it's like it's yeah, it's
like not even going through my brain.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Pleased. I thought we were doing that. Wasn't that like
a thing that we were doing.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What are you talking? Okay, stop? Do you have your
hand holding? That's why I don't hold your hand anymore,
is because you're all up on this motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, I make him wash after pressure washer.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But I was not feeling good. But my sister, my
little sister, was in town and she wanted to go
to a psychic, so fucking bad thing she said the
first thing she asked for. And I was just like, oh,
I don't know. Also granted, like I'm just an overthinker
in general, and I was actually like having a bit
of existentialism about bringing a teenager to a psychic Because
of my head. I was like, oh my god, what
(06:09):
if like she tells her something that her brain isn't
ready to hear yet, and.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It chemically it changes her life right, changes her life forever.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But then I remembered that this is a child who's
got access to infinite information since the moment she was born,
and some of the ship she's seen on her iPhone
secluded in her room, I will have no capacity over
and she's probably already seen everything that's going to change
her life on that far.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There as schedules inside the iPhone's circuit boards.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's that's true. Actually, me Andrew doing research like signs like, yes,
if you crack open a circuit board open, Yeah, if
you split open a circuit board, circuit board again, in
it's guts, the guts of the anyway, I mean, if
you rearrange the guts of the iPhone and then you
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create another circuit board outside of it, powering it from
the original one, and you touch a laser to it,
and then you look at it from a certain angle,
you can see sigils. Yes, and this is real. We've
actually looked into this. But anyway, why and because we're
setting up something in the.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Basement, But why what are you setting up with.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
In the crawl space.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's in the crawl space we're putting in the car.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You'll see. You'll see it's basically.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
A window into another dimension.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'll see.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's actually so funny because I feel like my grandma
when I hear y'all talk about technology like this, because
it actually infuriates me, like.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It feels like it's not real.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I know, no ship, motherfucker. I don't think you two
morons are down in the basement and playing in the
crawl space. This motherfucker is barely here now he's getting
up in some other crawl space.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But yeah, I don't think I'm gonna say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Literally, it literally feels so demonic, Like I really don't
fuck with the AI, the TAGBT, like all of it,
the boards, all this shit. I don't fuck with it.
It's fucking do you can anybody? Anybody partaking in it
will burn in hell, and if not for all of
eternity for a while, you will see the devil for
partaking in those sinse.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know you can face.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You'll get sent back up after you did your time,
but justice will be serving.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You can FaceTime chat GPT now, you can, like you
can talk to it and be like, how does my
hair lick today?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What if it's helping me or what if it's helping
someone feels.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Chat if it gets there? What if we have a deep, deep,
genuine connection and I think we're in love, me and
my chat GPT robot.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
What if it's telling me everything that I'm saying is
correct and there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Are people following me follow the oldest story of love
and you should both kill yourself since you The.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
New chat GPT came out and then there were. There
was like millions of people that were genuinely upset because
they changed it to be less sycophantic, less like supportive,
And there's people like genuinely trying to cancel open Eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Because santic kai look at you.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Right, yeah, I'm smart with the yeah sorry fuck okay,
there's just a way that your eyes anyway, they're just
like you took my friend away from me and now
open eyees.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do you know what's funny? I don't fucking feel bad.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
At all, of course not.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You learn so are fucking weirdish? She's whoa like whoa
crazy crazy?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Also just like go and touch grass bad touch.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You went to a psychic?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You know? Oh yeah, I was worried about taking my
sister because she's a fucking child. But then I remember
she turns seventeen in a month, and this is somebody
who refers to her ninth grade as a face. She's
glad she went through because she just doesn't have an
affinity for alcohol. She is so fucking funny and smart
and just so amazing. She really wanted to see a psychic.
(10:06):
I had told her that I would take her because
I say yes to anything anybody asks of me. And
then I think about it later, and the last day
we were all here, she mentioned it again and she
kept mentioning it, and I was like, oh, honestly, fucky,
I'm gonna take her. But I didn't want to say
out loud that I really didn't want to go like that.
(10:27):
I've always talked about it. That kind of stuff scares
the fuck out of me and.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I So you got hext you hung up on like
three of.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The okay, not three, not three. Also, the first lady,
bitch try and put a hex on me, you dumb
fucking bitch. You're not a fucking psychic. Oh, you're literally
a scammer. Die bitch, die bitch, die bitch, like the
shit you know I could find on my laptop. Well,
let me not talk like that. Actually, I was really
scared when I first called her, though, because I called
this woman the first person I called to book an
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appointment with. I called and asked about a time and
it says they were open from like butt crack of
dawn till like eleven PM, and it was around five PM.
And I was like, oh, can we come at like
eight and she was like, no, I have to do
six thirty. I only can do six thirty, and I
was like, okay, yeah, yeah, we'll do six thirty. And
then she was like, okay, well, if you're gonna cancel,
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please call me and tell me that you're going to
cancel because I just had to move a bunch of
stuff around so that I could get you in for
this six thirty, which I was like, what the fuck
is she talking about, because when she first answered the phone,
she was telling me to pick any time whatever. I
hung up, and I start looking at reviews and they
are all the worst reviews ever. It's like she's so
fucking expensive. That's why she doesn't list her prices online.
(11:39):
She literally like each session is like three hundred dollars,
and then she'll start doing something that she didn't tell
you about, and then he like, you're just in this
position where you feel like you have to pay, and
like all the reviews were bad. So I called back
a media and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm
so sorry, but I didn't realize I'm on the opposite
end of town and it's gonna take weight. I won't
be able to make it for six thirty. I think
(11:59):
I'm just gonna like try and do this another day,
thank you. And then she was like no, no, no, wait
wait wait, don't hang up because there is so much
you need to know about your love life. And then
I just hung up because I was like, no, I'm
not I am too.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You're cursed forever now.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, I got really scared, but I was genuinely there
was an hour. I don't know if you could tell.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I know, I couldn't tell. You were literally like shaking
in your fucking boots. And I was like, girl, she
doesn't know your name. She doesn't, did she did?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I did say my name, not my full name, but.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I did say fuck you fucked.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, But like, yeah, I was really freaked down. I
was like, fuck, she's gonna put a hex on me,
this stupid, fucking, nasty, scamming ass bitch. And then I
went to another place, and I went to the place
Drew went to, but we didn't have the same lady
because mine was like an older woman.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, mine was like a younger woman.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It was the most destabilizing hour or two hours of
my fucking life because we drove to this spot. It's like,
kind of.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Lady, do both of y'all? Yeah, so you went and
then your sister.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Will No, Natalie went first, and.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Then you went and I went.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So we go in and it's it's like on a
property with a huge sign for it. And I didn't
think it was going to be a residential home because
she has two locations. Drew onto the residential home last time.
This one literally is a full ass looking business because
it has the biggest sign on the fucking planet right
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in front of it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I got shit that, Like, marketing is always so
fascinating to me, because every time I drive past, like
a psyekick sign, I'm like, that's a sign, Like I
I mean, literally that is a sign. But like no,
I'm like, that's a sign I need to go in.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Like me when the Miss Rachel videos are working and
my cognitive abilities are catching up, that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Cocoa Medlan who was doing that, who.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Was obsessed with stop signs one of your nieces or something. Oh, Luna, Luna,
Luna's obsessed. Stop that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's a sign right there. That's my sign right there,
that's my.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Side right there. Okay, we have to do that when
we're at like a spa. We don't want to be anymore.
Like that's our sign to go like that's right there. Yeah, yeah,
oh my god, Actually I didn't. I know, I did
tell you about like this nasty motherfucker who was like
flirting with me.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
M that's the third time you've brought that up.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Really really when you put your arm around me, I'm
not kidding, that was the first thing I thought about.
It really made me uncomfortable because I don't like, don't
put your big, meaty claus, don't put your bear meaty
fucking dry ass, never see lotion, motherfucker hands on me, like.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And those are thick, meaty claws. Those are the man
who works in labor.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And you haven't seen the.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sun, you said, at a computer all day. He's translucent.
It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Mind you. All this motherfucker did was like touch my
like literally grab my shoulder, but not once, not twice,
Like I literally, I think I want to take jiu jitsu.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I think you I think you should take a boxing class.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah no, I don't want to do boxing, though, I
would rather learn like self defense because I don't think
somebody I could. I've never been the type, although I
talk about like my anger on here like I'm super
quick to anger in public. If I'm ever in a
situation where I'm uncomfortable, really, I cower it away, like
that is all a facade, and you guys are like
kind of foolish for thinking I actually walk around the
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world with my dick in my hand. But that's on me.
But I am so fake in that way, like people
can do whatever the fuck they want to meet in
my face because I am such a coward and I
don't do anything about it. So I need I want
to learn like jiu jitsu because to me, that's kind
of self defense. I think would make me feel better
because I think like in a blind rage, I could
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do damage.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Mm hmm, but you have to be worked up there
to get there.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, But I also don't I almost don't want that
kind of confidence in fighting, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, you'll use it, and.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, because somebody would bother one of you and if
it was a bad day, I'd be in jail. Like
it I just fucking hauk. Well shit, But what I
was saying, well.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Me and Drew getting strong so we could protect ourselves.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You know, I don't know if you say you would
never think to protect a woman or anything.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, I've never even considered doing that. I didn't even
know that was something else. I didn't even know yet.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
But I didn't think this was going to be a
residential place. And I walk in and I'm in someone's
living room immediately, no, ac, it's been fucking hot in
LA and I'm wearing a zip up and like this
vintage like shirt that I slept in that's like kind
of all beat up and ripped.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And like you were like rolling around in the grass
like thirty minutes before.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, we were like laying around outside. And I thought
I was going to be in a building that was
like more like an office, but I was someone's living room.
And they had very classically like it felt like the
furniture like my family would have.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is it like mirrors on coffee tables?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, like mirrors on coffee tables. The couch is like
a shaggy rug of sorts, almost material like, and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
White plastic plant in the cornerom.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, like so humid, like very humid room, thick
air to thick air. I walk in. There's a sofa here,
a sofa here. Two guys, two grown ass men are
sitting on the sofa. You could have said, like, wait
what to that two grown ass men's.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Way would have sat in between them.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
They were watching golf. And then there's a family in
the living room or not in the living room, but
like in the dining area behind the couch. The two
moms are like finishing feeding their kids. And I'm like, oh,
this is literally I just walked in after the family
has had dinner. And then the woman who's the sidekick
comes out of this room that's like immediately to the right,
and she's like.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And she floats towards you.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, she's like, oh, what do you want? Like what
we decide what we want me and not that we're
both gonna get like a combo thing of like a
tarot card reading and a psychic reading.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
How much was y'alls one hundred dollars? Oh that's not
bad at all. No, Like my I can't remember what.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
She's crazy because it was only twenty dollars less than
my therapist.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Like, just go get your guys, stop doing therapy and
just go get your tarot cards read. I think it's like.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And stop taking that medication. It's making you worse.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I think, stop taking your antidepascents and your anti anxiety
medications and start taking like marshmallow root or chlorophyll.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Or if you have like a mood stabilizer, you could
fully just swap that out for electrolyizing.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes, that is a news and we do that is new. Yeah,
and I think, yeah, just stop therapy altogether.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And if you have a psychiatrist, they're probably in love
with you. Don't trust them. Don't don't trust that, have you?
I wish you were keeping up with that even in
the slightest What the girl who's like online claiming her
fucking therapist wasn't or her psychiatrist was in love with her,
and she's like claiming her therapists and her psychiatrists were
like in cahoots to make her go crazy. Like she's, oh,
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she has two AI robots that she talks to.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
As a therapist. Essentially, wait, are there AI therapy bots?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah? Like that, but hers calls her the oracle.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Pharaoh, please save me, Pharaoh, Pharaoh, please save me. I
want you so bad, Pharaoh, I need you fair Pharaoh, Pharaoh.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The Pharaoh fucked Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That was fucked up. He stole Hulu. He stole me
from Josiah.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I mean, Josiah would never have to sing again if
it wasn't for the Pharaoh. Now he's like destined to
a life of singing and dancing.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Poor guy, He's just a gesture.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I yeah, so we decide on that. She asked
who goes first. I was like, Nathalie, because I'm not
about to leave Nathali in this living room with this family.
So then I sit down and this, actually this gives
the perfect description of how I navigate my life. On
the way there, I brought my notebook that I've been
drawing in like two color pencils, a sharpener, and headphones
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in like a little bag. And then when I got there, no,
I didn't bring a joint because I was like, I
can't be high for this, Like I literally don't want
to be high because it will freak me the fuck
out if she starts saying anything correctly. I kind of
wish I got high, though, but I'll explain that later.
So I go inside this house. I sit down and
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I'm incredibly uncomfortable. Already it's like eighty five degrees in
this house, and I'm starting to sweat, and I'm embarrassed
because the sure under is like I wasn't anticipating a
family to be around, And it's this like vintage shirt
that's a kind of see through a bit like not really,
but it just like felt weird to be in someone
else's house, Like I just have like very o g
ideas of like decorum, and to me, being in like
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an almost translucent shirt is enough of a crime being
in someone else's house with their family, Like and there's
two men on the couch, I don't know, it's like weird,
Like I don't want to do that, so I'm sitting. Yeah,
that's literally the kind of like crazy ship I'm raised
up on is like you're a slut. It's like, no,
your husband is actually a freak.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
But whatever, husband, husband stitch, husband whole.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I want some of your husband wholes, so then thank
you can have husband. Can you believe some people talk
to their partners like that?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
That's fucking crazy, like husband whole.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Like baby talk, that's normal.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's not my vibe at all.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Kay's of sapio sexual.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
It's true, I is a homosexual. No, I'm as.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I saw Ace. I saw as in real life. Ace
Shelley and Nick in real fucking life. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
And Ace was on his iPhone and his phone kept
blowing up like just a billion calls, like one after another,
three hundred text messages coming through. It was the craziest
I thought like some ship was for real going down. Nope,
it was fo Fo texting him the character Fofo in
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Love Island Pepe Pepe frou frou true True, the character Truth.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I can't remember what Drew called him, like like I.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Called him fo Fo, Fifi, Fifi.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It was Fifi real Hairfe who is not? Oh, okay, okay, okay,
something like I think if people think I'm Vfe, I'm
the Fifi. I think I'm Fefe.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I feel like I'm the Rue Paul.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oil barrel.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Speaking of Ru Paul.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
What the roadblocks game?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What we were talking about in the car last night
with Josiah and Mason.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh, Drew is obsessed with Ross Matthews. Ross Matthews. If
you hear this, Drew just can't get enough of you.
He wants Ross Matthew so bad, and he's trying to
try to act like he hasn't. Multiple times while we've
been watching drag Race, every time Ross is on the
screen that orange glows enough to get Drew.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
No. I just said, if I had to choose anybody
from the judging panel, any guy from the judging panel,
it would be Ross Matthew.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's not what he said. He said.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
He he was like, he's lariously talented Ross Matthew.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Hilariously talented Roth Matthew.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You need Instagram, you need.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
No But he is so funny and I love him
so much, but it's just like so off the wall.
And that was not how it happened. You randomly just
said he's fine shit one day, Like one day, you
randomly just let that come out of your mouth and
me and Josie have never do you know who that is?
Can you please look him up? Kui?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
So you like, no, I know who he is. I
know who you know. It's like the forty five year
old guy, right, isn't he forty five? And he's five ten?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, you've looked up, but yeah, that's your bay, that's
your man.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
And then I was asking he was acting like he
doesn't know who Ross is because then the other hair
I was like, oh, it's Ross gonna be there tonight,
and he's like, oh Ross, like blah, blah blah blah,
like one of our agents are something like, no, bitch,
your fucking bay that's your girl.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
See how silent he got though, Like it is kind
of drawing and you're kind of blushing.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean he is fine.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Ross Matthew is fine. Shit Matthews. Matthew. See I don't
even know Matthews.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
It's actually Matthew.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Whatever your name should I raise up? Ross Matthews, shoot
your right now. I love your pale skin.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh was that an egg?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I love your balding head?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Is he balding?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
A slight recession? Yeah Norwood for yeah, Norwood measurement for
male bald mess.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, you're like you're a negative one.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You're a zero. You're mougging us.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I think I'm gonna go to Turkey.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You should get I want to get really fucked up
veneers in a beard transplant in Turkey. Yeah, like that
one photo. I like his smile. I like his smile.
I like to smile.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
But I get into this house, I sit down. I'm overheating.
I don't have my headphones. All I can think about
is like, not only's in this room with this random
woman who I just paid one hundred dollars to take
my little sister into this room. And I'm in this
family's house and I'm really overthinking and I was like
overheating crazy, and then I was looking at my phone
and I saw some shit that pissed me off. So
I went on like a complete muting spree, and I
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was just like upset and uncomfortable, and I like didn't
want to look at my phone, so I like turned
my phone off.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And like, who said something that pissed you off?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, no one said anything. I just saw something that made.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Me like, oh, is it what I think it is?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, bruh. Like I got a taste of my own
fucking medicine and I didn't like it. And I was
upset and annoyed, and so I turned my phone off
and I like teared up. So I'm sitting in this
living room kind of tearing up, and I just put
my phone down. And they have these two little kids,
and you know, I like something about kids, kids like
toddlers who are able to talk fuck with me. They
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can sense that they could get me to get up
and play with them, so they always kind of like
come up and try to talk to me, and I
was in this weird, like closed off setting where I
was just so uncomfortable. I didn't say anything, and I
did not look at anyone in that family the whole
hour I sat there waiting for Nathali, and all I
could think the whole time was like, dude, I am
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like a grown adult. I could stand up right now
and just be like I'm gonna wait in my car
and go outside, like it would be fine. Or I
could go out and get the notebook that I brought
here to bring in for this reason, like, and I
just felt so paralyzed and uncomfortable, and I felt like
anything I do did was going to change my fate.
Like it was just weird, like my oct.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
About that shit either like that shit like literally freaks
me the fuck out, like psykicks and all that, Like, yeah,
I take it dead fucking serious, even though it's none
of it's fucking real, and I know that deep down,
but like the way it like affects my brain, like
we were talking about it last week, when it's like
videos pop up on your fucking feed and it's like, uh,
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save this sound and make a video to this sound.
It can be private or your family will die like
that shit like means something to me, you know, genuinely.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
But I do think part of it is just like
weird anxiety and like OCD, because I do think like
the average person is just like ah, my sister was
definitely just like ah wit the psychic that I because
part of the reasonety I want to interact with that family,
I'm not kidding, is because I felt like if I
opened my energy to them, I was like almost like
breaking a rule because like, this is this woman's business.
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This is not a family for me to partake in,
and I don't want some emotional like opening vortex to
happen here. Because also I do have a problem that
like if I meet people and I like them, I
suddenly feel like I need to give these people everything,
Like I would love to like provide everything for these
random fucking motherfuckers. So I was just like blocking myself off.
Not that he comes out. She's smart as fucking normal,
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and she's like, can I wait in the car, And
I was like yes please. She goes in the car.
I go into this room with this woman, but at
this point, it's ninety eight degrees in the house, like
it has gotten like extremely hot. In the room is
a tiny box of a room with a table in
the middle, and it's her on one side, me on
the other side. And when I got in there, it
was so hot that even she was like kind of
having a hard time. She's like, who, it's hot here.
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And then she opened the door to the living room.
She's like, I'm gonna leave this open because it's so hot.
So now I'm like, oh cool, my experience is gonna
be me listening to this fucking golf tournament and this
family while like this, and I'm listening to them talk
about like they're sending someone to the store and like whatever,
and like she's having me shuffle the cards and say
my name, and then she was like trying to call her.
I'm assuming it's her son whose house it was, and
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she was trying to call him to get him to
open the windows, and he just was either not listening
or did not hear that girl. And I was like, okay,
I'm I can do it. And then she's like no, no, no.
I was like it's okay, Like I could do it.
She's like the windows are painted over, the windows were
brand new, but I was like, no, it's okay. I
can open them. And I opened it and like opened
the windows first, and then she closed the door and
we started shuffle. The cards said my name, said my birthday,
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blah blah blah blah, and then she lays out my
cars and I wish I like asked to take a
picture of my cards or something. The only one I
like really remember is the one that's like the star.
It's like the first one was like the star. I
remember on this side there were like ones with like
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trees and people hanging out and stuff like. It was
like sweet. But basically I went in there thinking she
was about to be like your life is gonna fucking
crumble and you're gonna kill yourself soon, which honestly would
have been such a relief to note that that fucking
joy was coming. But it actually I didn't. She didn't.
She did not say like anything bad. She didn't say
anything bad. Yes, she was like, or at least not
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anything that I perceived is bad. Like she definitely like
she started off by just like telling me about my life.
She was like, oh, she was like, you seem like
somebody who She was like, you're very open to people.
You lead with your heart, not your logic, it gets
you in a lot of trouble, but you're still somebody
to like always choose your heart over your like logic,
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because you know that you'd rather Like she was just
calling me basically a sacrificial lamb, and I was like yeah,
and she was like, three loves in your life have
really hurt you. And then she was like one was
from your family and two was from relationships. And then
she said that like she was like, oh, the person
in my family, like it took a lot to trust them,
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but like they disappointed me a lot, but I continue
to trust them, and I like do that with a
lot of people.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
In my family.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
And then the two loves is like both of them,
she said that it was like again that like sacrificial lamb.
Of like the first one, it was like you loved
them maybe more than they loved you, blah blah blah blah.
That one really hurt you, and it hurt you so deeply.
And she was like, but even that second one is
like still hurting and is hurting you deeply. And then
she was just talking about it's crazy. She was saying that, like,
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my love life is what's going to give me trouble
she said, the next three to five years are going
to be like extremely to multuous and hard for me,
and like I'm not going to find like the thing
that is going to satisfy me, like or something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's like kind of a perfect timeline for you.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, Also like that's exactly what I've had, no offense,
Like I'm pretty tucked into my life and I've been
feeling that, which is okay. So when her she said
that to me, I was like, Oh, that's gonna be
my problem, but I don't give a fuck, Like what like.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
That too shall pass and.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm sure I'm gonna be the bitch you in two years.
I'm like, I know, bitch, I don't care, Like I
seriously didn't care at least right now. I don't give
a fuck. But then she said she said that my
work life. She was like, oh, your work life has
been like tumultuous, and she was like, but you're getting
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back to a place where like you feel satisfied. And
she was like the next four months you're gonna see
like things like unfold for you that like are going
to actually make you happy. And then she was like,
I think your biggest issue is like everyone thinks you're happy,
but you're not happy. And she was like, deep, deep down,
you are just like so unsatisfied. But it has nothing
to do with anyone or even yourself, Like there's just
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like you're on a hunt always for something. And then
she said that she was like what she said a
bunch of shit.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm like applying all your shit to my life.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
By the way, yeah, well it's because, to be fair,
we like live as a couple. The things that woman
said for you affected me too. It's literally because we
are like partners in life. And I think that's what
a lot of people also don't understand about close friendships,
and that's why friendships really fucking don't last for them
is because you do have to make the commitment you
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make in like romantic relationships or familial relationships. If you
love this platonic friendship enough, you have to know that,
like there will be moments where you have to look
at the person next to you and think, like, damn,
am I that much of a fucking sacrificial lamb that
I'm gonna ride for this person? And yes, bitch, because
it's like the love of my life and one of
the best people I've ever fucking met and such a
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good person back forth, you too, also granted that confidence
literally comes from because this woman who I paid one
hundred dollars said that to me, like that was one
of the first thing she said. She was like, you're
a good girl, You're a good person. And I literally
started trying immediately. I literally started sobbing. And what was
I gonna say?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What else was she fucking saying? Yeah, she was just
like going on about that. Oh, and then she said
that she was like, there's a lot of things you
like to do, but like you haven't found the thing
that like makes you full yet. And she was like
she was like, need to be filled? Where like what's
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getting filled?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
What's also sex?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Feel how warm I am?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, it's really hot in near and I have heat
rash behind both of my knees and in my armpits
and in my forearm pits and it it's being reignited right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now, reignited.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I thought it was ringworm for a second, but I
think it's I literally just had fever, went to the beach,
lathered my body in oil, and then just trapped the
sweat inside while I was breaking fever. And yeah, I
was lathered up in oil. It was lathered up. But yeah,
I just have like fucking scars all over my body
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now wounds, Yeah you do. It's sad, it's really gross.
Don't get heat.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Rash saw avoided at all costs.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Please don't do it. It makes me feel disgusting And
look at myself in the mirror, and I'm grossed out
by what I see. Even beyond my heat rash.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, I have ezima like on a lot of parts
of my body. As you were talking about that, I
just remembered that the reason we found out and realized
my examma was so bad because remember there was a
time where I thought I was allergic to baby bottle
pop and I used to talk about that. Now looking back,
I'm like, oh, that is what happened. Was when I
was in Elmmentary school, Like a bunch of kids got
ringworm and then like it seems like I kept getting
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it and keeping it right here. But then I had
an allergic reaction to a baby bottle pop and all
my egzma like right here and down, like my neck
flared up. And then I went and got an allergy
tests and I have fucking exzma. But like that is
exactly how I feel with a flare up, like especially
because it's like my flare ups are right here and
then like on my neck and just like in such
visible place.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I hate it. I fucking hate it. Oh you talking
about me? My left ear is ringing.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
It's not me. It's not me.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It looks like he closed a bunch of tubs, so
he's probably touching.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yea, my three group chats guys, Fortnite is gonna have
proximity chats.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So excited I really can't wait.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
To scream at little kids. That's enough to bring me back,
Like I want to bully little kids.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I want to scream because like.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Literally getting on roadblocks and being my big age and
just like trolling kids is like the most fun I've
ever had on the internet ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's so funny that you're gonna tell their parents on them.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, it's also like a rite of passage because I
was getting bullied on like Xbox by like twenty something
thirty something year olds all the fucking time. Like I
can't wait to do it if it get off my phone.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Someone was annoying the fuck but oh yeah, and then
she said something in the next year that I've been
like doing is gonna like it's gonna be like a
puzzle falls into place and it's just like I'll feel satisfaction.
But she said it's gonna be something that helps a
lot of people. And I was like, Okay, that can
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really Like what the fuck does that mean? Bro? Like
what are you? What are we talking? I think I
do know what it is, but I don't know. Yeah,
she said a lot of really good things. But then
she said she was like, oh, you're usually a very
like vivacious and bright soul, but right now is just
something that's kind of like dragging you down, and like
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there's just something that's like it feels like you're like
coded in like a film or something like it's just
there's something blocking. And then she was like, there's something
blocking your chakras, but I can clean them for you.
And then and she started to try to sell me that,
but I I think I will go back to her
also because I just love her because any older Latin woman,
I'm like, Coco, Coco, I don't know my grandma's name
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is No, She's told me her name so many times.
I'm just a piece of shit. I don't remember well,
to be fair, like I only called her grand I
don't know my mamma's no, No, yeah I do. Yeah,
I know your grandma's name, but people call her by
her name or no, not that grandma on my mom's side,
mamma her name it's Madeline in my mom's middle name.
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Oh that's cute.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, that's really cute.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But yeah, she said all of that, and then oh,
this was like my favorite part. At one point, she
like backed up from my cards and she was looking
at them, and then she was like, is that your
sister in the car. And for anybody who doesn't know,
me and my sister don't look alike. I don't think
anybody usually no one ever thinks we're sisters. We look
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pretty different. And she was like, oh, are you sisters?
I was like yeah, And then she was like, oh
my god, that's so funny because I obviously I did
her first, and I didn't know if you guys were
related or anything. I thought, you guys are just friends.
And I'm looking at the cards, and usually in cards
you can see like if someone's related to someone, it's
like so apparent. And she was like, your cards are
so similar in the way siblings cards are similar. But
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there's like a few missing things that kept me thinking, like, no,
I don't think they're siblings. And she was like, but
a lot of like basically the upbringing part she said
is like was identical. And that's what she kept She
kept being like, these people are so similar, like in
a way that siblings are so similar, which was cute.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Because that's your little mini, that's my girl.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Natalie is so fucking funny. Bro Leo is also just so.
My siblings are awesome. I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I'm about to derail the conversation into a completely different place.
I think making a bag of popcorn at home is
so deranged. I think that is scary person behavior, and
like it's really now like getting a bag of Orville
peck and popping it in the fucking like not fucking.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Night, Like what are you talking about that?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I think, get behind it with no with no fucking
movie playing on the TV, you're making a bag of popcorn.
Like if you have a reason to do it, I'm like,
make that bag of popcorn. But just making a bag
of popcorn as.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
A snack, when is that like an invalid snack? You
walked around the house yesterday eating a huge fucking sausage
that he got from Costco. And then I went to Costco.
And then I went in the fridge this morning, and
where was that sausage? Not fucking dipped back into that
ugly package that he got. No, it's least the person
milk the fridge. The person I was with the milk
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and the sausage.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I used that as a brace. But the person I
was with was like, You're not gonna be able to
put any of this in the refrigerator because it's so ugly.
All of the Costco packaging is fucking ugly. They need
to do something about it. Where's the options? I will
say my first experience at Costco was major.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It was like, is that your first time at a Costco? Period?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yes, Like, oh yes, I shot it up. No?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
No, like you were kind of the broke one.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
No, we had Sam's Club broke yeah, Brookie. No, But
I shopped around this Costco.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Coco, who the fuck is Coco?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Who is sam My dead brother? Yeah? Who the fuck
is Cocoa? But no, I went shopping randomly, a lot
of like sub thirteen year old shopping at Costco. The
kids are buying the groceries these.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Days, what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
And they're washing their cars. They're they're, they're they're the
breadwinners of the family. Costco was a movie. I spent
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two hundred dollars on candy in ramine soda and a
gallon tar A gallon tub, a tub not a tub
of cottage cheese, which I'm gonna fuck up in Joshua Tree.
Oh my god, it's gonna be so good. I bought
like fifteen sausage.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
A tub of cottage cheese in a car No for
three four hours, two and a half and you know
that car ride, it's gonna be longer.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Oh, we're taking it slow and steady. That's my sign
right there.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's my sign right there.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
But you're gonna have it heating up in your fuck
ass trunk.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't give a fun four hours. I'm gonna put
it in the front. It's insulated, is it?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
But Costco was a movie had the Costco dog It
was delicious, put about three pounds of mustard on it,
which was actually really fucking scary because at one point
my Costco hot dog with ten pounds of mustard rolled
off the packaging and rolled onto the table and I
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moved it immediately and then wiped up the mustard immediately.
The way that mustard stained that table eat like it
was fucking scary. It was like, it really freaked me out,
and I was like, that's what I'm putting into my
body right now, like what it nearly well? And I
ate the rest of the hot The hot dog was
just on the table too. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck.
I was thinking that it was mainly the mustard that Yeah,
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I peeled it off and there was like still la
that mustard off on the table.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Or the mustard that was left on the hot dog?
Did you wipe it off?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I ate it, but it didn't touch the table. The
other mustard touched the table. Someone out there.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Understand, I get your logic, but you're like kind of
also fucked.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Chicken bakes. They're so good, They're so good, it's and
it's so much free for their price. Color, the color,
the flavor is amazing, but the way that sat in
my body should be considered a crime against humanity. Like
that was it was really intense to go through the
rest of my day with a chicken bake in my body.
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And I only had like five bites of it, but
it was like it was really really really fucked up
what it did to me. But yeah, it was really crazy.
All of the kids were shopping for their grocery.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Why are you saying that? Like why do you keep
saying that? Is that like a thing that people say? No,
it's just like a joke you and like somebody are
trying to like pick off the floor, like you're trying
to like jump start it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, I'm just trying to make it a thing. I
also used aluminum freed deodorant for the first time and wait,
for the first time ever. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Well, I guess yeah, because you've always used like us gel.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, I love. I used to get chemical burns from uh,
what's that blue one with the red bottle old spice
they gave me, Like how they chemical burns.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I will never forget. My first boyfriend would get the
worst chemical burns from that and continued to use it
and I had to like explicitly tell him to just
stop using it and just dedant and then it stopped burning.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
But to my original point, I used aluminum free to
deodorant for the first time, like a couple of days ago.
I think that ship is designed to make you smell worse,
so you buy more and apply more all the time,
just like eus lip bomb, just like fucking.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Danger Sampo sampoo. What sampoo?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Sampacu eyes, It's when the whites of your eyes show,
and it means you're gonna die young. I have sampacu eyes.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Sometimes everybody does. Sometimes when I look up, everybody has
everything sometimes.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Mmmmm, and everything is bad for you if you do
too much of it. Everything means nothing to me.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, I use antie perseprint, like I use a deodorant
that on any app you look on, it's definitely gonna
kill me. And that's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
And that's I don't give a fuck if it's giving
me armpit cancer or whatever. Like, I literally don't care.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
I use the natural stuff, and.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
I could tell it works pretty for you to you,
no other people. No, it's because it's blocking those those
aluminum ones. What they are good at is the like
scented part kind of squeezes out the like part where
you're sweating, and then you get the scent. You know,
what you get from when you raise your arms is
fucking stench.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
Oh, you know what.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
I'm good at banging both of y'all's mom's poo poo
style from the back. I ran, did notice that you
were good at it? Yeah? We me and Kyran into
each other at one am, really completely random on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Saturday, you're gonna tell people.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yees. So I was walking in Silver Lake across an
overpass and I just was stood in the middle of
the overpass staring at the traffic for literally like five minutes,
because I was like, One, I could kill myself right
now and that would be awesome. Two, it's beautiful. It's
like the arteries of the city. Like it's a gorgeous
thing to see all these like Angelina was like keeping
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the city alive. They're like carrying the oxygen through the city.
And it was a commuting yees. Sonder No, I wasn't
feeling sonder really. Yeah. No, I was like, this is
like a beautiful thing. I was like, this is gorgeous.
The like freeways, the interstate what what is it called
an interstate highway? Freeway? What the fuck? What it literally?
What does that mean? Are they different? Are highways and
freeways different?
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I think so, because a highway because technically, like in Miami,
the US one is considered a highway, but I think
a freeway is when it's huge. A freeway is what
America loves.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Can we just call them roads?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Are we allowed to just call them a road?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Literally? Conservative people when they found out non binary wasn't
Can we just call them roads?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Can we just call them a road?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Me?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
When I'm at the the workshop meeting with Haley Bieber,
right before the makeup started, can we just call it road?
Speaker 4 (48:50):
That was good?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
That was really sick? But yeah, I was. I was
contemplating suicide and then it's just that time of year.
I eventually yeah, exactly, and like literally is I mean
I wasn't actually gonna jump because the fence was too tall,
and it actually worked because.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
I was like that that like would fuck with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
But I finished that whole like dramatic moment of my life.
And then I start walking towards where my car was parked,
and we see this guy stumbling in front of us,
jingling his keys, like just pull up and skirt into
a spot, and like he's like all fucked up, and
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we're like, oh my god, this is like really sad.
This guy is like blackout drunk. And then the person
I was with was like, oh, look it's Kai, ha
ha ha, because he always sees like a white guy
with glasses, and I was like, that's Kai. And then
I look a little closer and I see an NPR
sweater and I'm like, oh, my fucking god, that like
the dude's wearing the same sweaters. Kind this is fucking weird.
This is so weird.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
He witness Kai blackout drunk.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Part Yes, yes, he skirt it into a red zone.
It was like literally stumbling all over the place and
we ran into him. He just walked right fucking past
us and then stumbled into another fucking car, hit the ground,
and me and my buddy were like, girl, what the
fuck is happening like Ky, And then we realized like,
holy shit, this is actually fucking Kai. And he just
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like was blackout drunk. It wasn't even at his house.
He was literally like three blocks away from his fucking house, just.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Parking. He was just parking somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Just chilling at the overpass that I always hang out at.
And I don't want to talk about it because.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
There's I don't want to You smelled like my.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Boy I had to get something from your boy.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
You smelled like tequila and you were rolling around on
the ground and like basically seizing.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Priuses have like self driving.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Now have they have anti alcohol technology in the ac
It sucks it sucks it out of you, sucks it
out of you.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
That's how you were so good at driving when you
were blackout. Yes, of course is one of the best
drunk drivers. I know he's.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
He drives better when he drinks.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, mays seem more confident. No, guys, I wasn't actually
drunk driving.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Wait, but did y'all actually see Yes, we actually were.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I was driving from your perspective and I.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Saw like strew silhouette and I was like, I know
what that silhouette is. He has very broad shoulders, very
tiny waist, big bubble butt, perfect print. So I pulled over.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
I did. I did have a print that night?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah, And it was. It was a random ass place
in Silver It was like you're walking over the highway
from it.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Sounds like y'all were all maneuvering around the same gay bar,
but I am following.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
No, it actually was really close, but it was we
were I was at a gay guy's house.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, So I.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Also the guy's house I was at. His name was Kai.
That is isn't that weird? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
I found that out later, but I pulled over.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Now we know two guys who gay guys named.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
All right, you could block that out. I pulled over
and I was like, how how can I utilize this
very rare situation? It was so special? I want to
I want to prank him and scare him. So one
thing I was going to do was just like stamp
perfectly still in between the cars and when you guys
walked by, just be motionless and then run off when
you guys noticed me. But then I was like, what
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if I just pretended to be like super hammered and
I stumbled in front of them, and I was like
so close? I really what I wanted to happen was
I stumbled by them and then just ran.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Off and never spoke about it, never spoke.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
About it, didn't even acknowledge when I saw you next.
But then I broke because I saw Drew's face and
I folded.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Were you terrified? Did you actually think he was fucked up?
Speaker 4 (52:49):
That had been scared? At first?
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I legitimately like you just do that bit all the time,
So I like immediately assumed you were in that bit.
But there was like a brief moment where I was like,
I was like, so, like one, I thought you were
stalking me. I was like, did he just check my
location and like pull up on me or some ship? Two?
I was like, what the fuck are the chances of this?
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Like I just watched me like think about killing myself.
And then it was crazy.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
You were just standing looking at the road.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, And I was like, whoa, this is crazy, Like
Kai like kind of could have saved my life if
I was really like going for it.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
You don't think the person you were with would have
saved you.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Would They would have. They would have been.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
That's what you get from being surrounded by yes men and.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
You need just no men.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
No man, no man, you need a new man.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
New man, come on, come on. But yeah, that was
really crazy. It was like one am and then we
ran into another person that we knew in the exact
same spot and we were like, girl, what the fuck
is happening. It was just like the meet up of
the Silver lay Gaze, I guess and me and Kai and.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Kai Wait, so what were you actually doing? Me?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
No? Kai, I was driving what were you doing, kai,
What were you up to? Why were you driving home
at one am?
Speaker 4 (54:08):
I was driving home at one am.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
You got fucking yogurt.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
I did get yogurt alone, and he.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Got yogurt alone. And the craziest thing, Oh.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
You actually weren't getting play or something. You were getting yogurt.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
He was getting yogurt. And the craziest fucking thing is
he went to min Cheese, which is a yogurt shop.
There are none in LA And we looked at the
map after bitch, you were in the fucking valley.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
I went to the valley for Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
We were like, you drove all the way to the
valley for yogurt. Yes, let me see what this is.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
And it was really fucking good.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Like silver Lake to the valley for yogurt is crazy.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
I went, I got yogurt. I ate it alone. Everyone
else there was like on dates. And then I went
back for seconds. And then the guy was like, I
went back and I fill up the same cup and
he was like.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
You can't do it.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Okay, that's just not making sense because this yogurt shop
closes at ten pm, so there's another.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
One that closed it at midnight.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
It's just your alib I was like getting a bit funky.
It's in the valley summer right eleven pm. But y'all
weren't in the valley. No.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
I was driving home to my house.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
It was one am when he got back.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Did you actually parked that far from your crib?
Speaker 2 (55:13):
No? No?
Speaker 1 (55:15):
And then I thought you were actually parking there. I
was like, that's still sus y'all need to investigate Kai,
because why are you being the fucking the stalker. You're
being the like midnight stalker.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
That's what I don't really.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I could smell the yogurt on his breath.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
It is it the midnight creepers?
Speaker 2 (55:31):
What flavor did you get the night stalker?
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Yea, the night vanilla with peanuts and peanut nutter butters.
And it was really good. Look, that's just the type
of thing that I like. And the guy gave me
a free second cup.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
He saw that I was alone, and you're a little sad.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
I actually felt good.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
It was.
Speaker 4 (55:48):
It was very nice. It's a cathartic loneliness. And then
I actually I saw weapons alone yesterday.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Oh was that good?
Speaker 4 (55:55):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I want to see it so bad.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
I want to say it was trying to see it yesterday,
but I was like, I actually would rather die than.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
Be I want to see I want to see Weapons
really bad. I want to see Freakier Friday really bad.
I want to see F one in Imax really bad.
Like I need to do it.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, I don't know if I can get behind Freaky Friday.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
What happened to hour and a half movies? Why is
every movie two and a half hours long? Now?
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Like?
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Literally what is going on?
Speaker 1 (56:25):
It's because they get more ads sense the.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Longer than the movie.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
They get to shove more ads and they get to
put more ad placements in the movie that you don't
pick up.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
No, but like like a two hour movie is too much?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
I know. Yeah, it's like city unless the story needs it.
Most of the time, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
And I'm in it suck every time.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, I haven't been to a movie that's that long
and so long that I haven't gotten an hour thirty
in and I'm like, surely this is the end.
Speaker 4 (56:55):
SUPs was two and a half hours, I think. Don't
quote me on that. Weapons, but it is the first
movie I have seen in so long where I was
like dreading it ending.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Because it was so was it was it actually scary.
Speaker 4 (57:09):
It's I wouldn't say it's scary.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Is it kind of like Barbarian where it's it's like
weird middle.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
G there like it from the same creators.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
He was a comedy guy first and then just like
I'm gonna write a fucking scary movie, and then he
wrote Barbarians, got that made for four million dollars, then
got made weapons and it was like one of the
greatest fucking screenplays of all time. It was in a
massive bidding war, and Jordan Peele wanted it so fucking bad.
(57:41):
He was like, he wanted it so bad. And they're
actually really close friends, the director, writer and Jordan Peel,
and he didn't get the movie. So Jordan fired his
entire fucking team because he wanted to produce it, and
the guy actually went with another production company because he
got an extra million dollars in the deal. Yeah, but
(58:02):
it's it's more. It's deeper than that. It's like Jordan
Peele has like a first look situation with Universal.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
And how do you know all of this what's happening.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I actually don't know if I'm allowed to be saying
any of this. Fund I'm sure, it's but he has
a first look deal with Universal and his team. Jordan
Peele's team was tasked with convincing the higher ups at
Universal to get this movie. But they needed it was
a forty eight million dollar movie, like to pay the
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director and fund the movie forty million dollar budget or whatever.
And his team couldn't convince Universal to buy the movie,
so he went yeah with another place.
Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yeah, my expectations were so high because of that, and
like all of my friends were like, this is this
is incredible and it was so good.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
That was the single greatest piece of promotional material I've
seen come out in the last like five years. Like
Jordan Peele fired his team because he didn't get the
movie because they wanted like it's that because Jordan Peel's
the only person making good horror movies right now too.
So he saw it, he was like gagged by it, Like, yeah,
I need to see that fucking movie so bad, I'd
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have been.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
To the movie since January. The last thing I saw
was No Sparratu.
Speaker 4 (59:15):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah, this is a terrible movie to end on.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yeah, well it pissed me off.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
I mean it's not a bad movie. It's not a
bad movie.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
But yeah, I don't want to because I love the costuming,
I love the directing. I think it's a gorgeous movie.
But for me, it was just boring. I I also, yeah,
she was so good, but like the movie itself was good,
but just pissed me off because I I wish I
liked that style of movie more than I did, because
it reminds me of Lighthouse, Like I really love Lighthouse,
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but to me, it wasn't the greatest movie ever because
I was like, I can just like with No Sparra too,
I can recognize that this is an amazing movie, but
I didn't walk around away being like holy shit, like
I would literally give away everything to like be a
part of this world and like this universe.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
That's Janet Planet and Perfect Days. I was like, I
love these movies. I probably won't recommend them to people
unless like I really know that person, I know what
they like. But Weapons, it was just so refreshing to
see a movie that was like so fun and so
well so well.
Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Written, I want to watch it. I did see something
today that it was like on reels. One of the
camera operators who's like a roller blade operator in this
I think it was from weapons because it has that
one blonde girl, that one white girl. Yeah yeah, And
it was like him literally just like being dop on
roller blades, And I was like, damn, that alone makes
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me want to watch a movie because I'm like, holy shit,
that kind of stuff is so impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I think God's greatest gift to humanity is it roller blades.
No other than roller blades, and other than me being
able to lay in bed on my iPhone. As lesbians,
I agree, I agree, I literally love.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
And yeah, where are you going? We're not done? What
did you say? Literally, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I just said, I like lesbians?
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Hell? Is she good? I just heard her crack a
bottle of grey Goose and don't drink Anya.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Sorry, we just we just noticed that we didn't move
the room mic.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
And it's in the box. It's not even being used.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah, it's not even being utilized. But I was saying
that on ironically.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
By the way, like gloves into the bus.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah, I had like one of the greatest conversations I've
ever had with a lesbian on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
You might find that that happens when you speak to lesbians.
It's literally like the least threatening place to be in
the world.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Yeah, some lesbians, do you know? Is he and Emma
on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah? I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
The last two times I went to New York, we
went to Cafe Mogador and both dinners were like the
highlights of.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
The true Why don't get in that recognition, It's because
guys are fucking.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
I think twenty twenty six is going to be lesbians.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love to see that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I hate gay shit. Well, we know you'd love to
see that. Who does it better?
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Who does it better?
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Okay? Also, one last thing I want to bring up
is can you stop naming your fucking kids Drew?
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
H you think you will play what.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I am So, I literally have met more Drew's in
my life in the last month and a half two
months than any other name. It's like literally at the
top of the list, and it's starting to fucking piss
me off. I know Drew's not a special name, but like,
chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I mean, just change your name. Yeah, you should just
make that first second to make it to Barth all
of you, I would beat your ass well, but but going.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
By bart would be kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Bart.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I give. I give Bart, No, not like Bart from
the Simpsons. Actually, I can't even do that because Bart
from the Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Is the bar.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
What what do I give? I've actually I feel like
I give Cassie.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
I've had the conscious thought that you are so a Drew.
Yeah before, Like I remember when I first met you,
I was like, this person embodies the name Drew.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I don't think I knew it Drew before you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
I didn't know on either.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I didn't know what Drew before you, and I don't
want to because you're my final boob. No one's going
to come out in the fact that I just slid
like that media of the only.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Wait, one last thing. The statue of David has heart
shaped pupils. Really, yes, it's a Mandela effect.
Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
It's a man.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Went in there with a nail drummal tool and made
it hard to know because it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Is kind of crazy because people were like, I got
like a tattoo of the statue of David and never
once did I discuss it with my tattoo artists that
do you want the heart shaped pupils or not? It
was just everybody they always had he always had regular
fucking pupils. But now all of a sudden he has
heard shaped pupils, Like, what the fuck Mandela effect?
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
You need a wo Mandela effect?
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Oh yeah, Womandela.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
No, there's no way that is a Mandela effect because
what bitch like this ship was on Tumblr down?
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
No, that would have been in all my textbooks.
Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
To be fair, though, Like, isn't it who's getting up
in his face? Like you?
Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
No, one's really like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Get up in that fucking free if he speaks bad
about a woman, I'm getting up in his face. Yeah,
I'll push that bitch over watch it crumble, crumble into dust. Yeah,
don't talk to me or my lesbians.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, I think you know like two you okay?
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Should we do a media.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Oh that was a good that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
So much?
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I got an ad this week for a luxury rehabilitation
in Malibu.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Oh I've been getting is it passages? I want to
go to passages so bad?
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
No, this one is Carrera treatment.
Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I want to I want to go to Passages.
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
So if you want to sponsor me, since you think
I have such a problem, fly me out. Oh, brand
trips are gonna be popping once they start doing rehabbing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
We're all about to have limes disease. Okay. My media
is Love my Way by the Psychedelic Furs. And then
I brought back or an Oco Flow the other day
and did the bit and it's such a good song
and the bit is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Still I love Nya.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
And then oh I watched Bama Rush. It's like about
like the sorority girls like and how intense.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Like, oh, well, I think I started that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I think you did because I had never seen it
and that was like halfway watched on my HBO account
and I.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Was like I started that. I started that after I
finished the Dallas Cowboys show because I was like, college
culture is just something I'm so not it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah, I'll call you right back. I love you.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
But I started because I'm like so removed from university
culture that that was like blowing me away, and I
started that I have to finish it. Was it good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I loved like the cinematography of it, like there was
a part of me like there is one thing about
it that I am super annoyed by. And it's just
like the director kind of using this like really really
fascinating topic of like girls rushing for sororities as a
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vehicle to talk about her, like alopecia, which like it
did fit in some places and it made sense and
a lot of places, but it was just like why
don't you make a separate documentary about that? But the
documentary as a whole, I liked it. People fucking hated it,
like hated it. But there were like a few moments
(01:07:24):
like just like specifically with like the way the camera
was held in these girls faces and like how like
I think I really liked like the editing and like
the like the cinematography maybe is like the word, but
like she she would like hold the camera in these girls'
faces while they were talking about something, and you could
just see these like micro expressions on these girls faces,
(01:07:44):
like where like the facade like was finally like cracking
a little bit because they're all acting a little bit
because they're on camera. And there was this one girl
who I like want it Kiki with in real life
because I know she has some fucking stories. But yeah,
I would give it like a two point five out
of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Oh oh, I was like that's like awful.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Yeah, I mean it has like a one point three
on letter box. Really yeah, like the girls did not
like it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yay. I watched I Love You Philip Morris and that
was awesome. It was like, I kind of didn't like
the directing style of that movie, but the movie itself
was like really funny and good and made me cry.
And honestly, my only media of the week is too
High by Stevie Wonders.
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Mm, what is Stevie wondering about? What's on his mind?
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
You Drew, It's Drew, It's Drew, It's all Drew.
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Everything I Drew. I drew it all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Heaven is a place on Earth with Drew and Kay
is so sexy and fine shit too and gave me
boners everything good day.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Oh yes it's true and yeah, I'm loving you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
In Malla dru In Malla drumh