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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh that was was.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
That was really nasty. I was thank you, I'm here.
I'm genuinely it's such a long time coming.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I've been bothering these guys so much.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We've been bothering you. I feel like we've been like.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Please, We're really bad with guests because we always we
forget that like the people we want honor friends, and
then we feel bad about asking our friends to do
it because it feels like asking our friends to cover
a ship.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, it's like please clock in, please, but in Well,
we're so excited you're here today because this is long
time coming, very long time. Yeah. Should we talk about
our car crash?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh my god, you guys got in a car crash.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, like almost died in Paris.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It was very princess and it was Alex's fault.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It was literally it was.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was trying to connect to the ox hide.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was not literally not your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But it was so funny because Alex is like, can
we get bluetooth in the uber instead of doing the
thing where ubers pull aside and do it. He literally
was like okay, I was looking down at his screen
and I feel like you tried to warn him.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, yeah, we were warning him we're going really fast.
We were going really fast and like he was like
slowing down, not at all, but he wasn't slowing down.
And we were like we were like going really close
to the car and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like, ah, right here, I know, literally before you even
got it, You're like, excuse me. And then we hit.
But honestly, it wasn't even that dramatic. I feel like
we could have it could have been more.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean you did, yeah, it was a tab, but
Enya did fly across the car because it was like
two seats like facing each other there. So Nya like
was in the back seat and me and Alex were
in the front seat and and you flew into us
and I brought bruised my ribs like.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And then we had the night of our lives. Honestly,
the most like fun part about that night was going
back to the hotel and just watching TV.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
They like upgraded me at the hotel because I told
him I was Italian. I'm not Italian, but the guy
was like caught and I was like, oh, are you Italian?
And he was like yeah, and I was like, oh
period same. He was like he was like he was
like oh, like, let me see if there's any upgrade rooms. Yeah,
he upgraded me a house like like it.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Was nice that fire, yeah I know, and me Andrew
literally we walked and we were like we're sleeping, and yeah,
can I spend the night.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
There was a bathtub, you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, bathtub, giant closet, like a separate bedroom, like a
living room that was the size of like a New
York apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It was, And they had that was the craziest vibe ever.
I've never been in a hotel and been like, can
y'all bring me an Apple TV? And they bring it.
I've never had that.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And they had golden cookie, golden cookie.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, the like the thing with like expensive treats. I
can't fuck with it, Like I genuinely.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Really do you like sugarfish?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like the sushi spot? Not really?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Isn't that sweetfish?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Sweet fin girl?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
What's that shandy call? Is the fish is sweets? Don't
play with me?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wait, I gotta look it up.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
No, sugarfish is a fucking sushi ra I was about
to say, I don't eat my don't eat my kind fish,
sugarish sugar fina.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh, I've never been into a sugar fina. Is it
a vibe?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's kind of cute. It's kind of cute. It's like
the little boxes, like acrylic boxes of like three candies
that you pay eight dollars for that, Like you could
probably get seventy thousand bags of candy for the same amount.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I just don't fuck with the little acrylic cases.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I think it blocks. I think and if I'm gonna eat,
if I'm gonna eat some candy, girl might as well
crack it open.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Also just imagining, like if I had kids, imagine being
eight and getting that fucking box of candy. I'd be like, oh, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I thought, what's the worst gift you ever got?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Ooh? Inya's presence in my life? I really I hate it.
It was a gift, uh, the worst gift, but still
a gift I give.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I can't think of gift. Have you gotten any bad gifts?
Or like, did you get a bad gift for Christmas?
Which I feel like sounds so spoiled. But my parents
and people in my family, some of the gifts they
give me, I'm so sorry, why did you give this
to me? Because where then am I supposed to pout it.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, my family's the type of family where they're like, oh,
this is your big gift. And I opened it up
this year and it was a like a scale for
the suitcase. They're like, oh way, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, like a utilitarian gift is good when it's actually
something I fucking want because that scale, I would put
money on the fact that you were going to lose
that in the next like month.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, but like it's the big gift.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's the big one, the big one that keeps giving.
But I was forgotten on Christmas this year actually, And
I know my mom listens to every single episode. So
basically me and my family like we do Christmas where
like all of the grandkids get like big like Christmas
is where they're unwrapping a bunch of gifts and then

(05:33):
like the adults get like one thing and it's all
the same thing across everybody. They forgot my ass. They
they got every other person in the fucking family.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well maybe it's because he did something. I feel like
there's aside.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
To the story he's And you know what's crazy is
they acted like they didn't forget me because I was
the one setting the presents out so I like went
under the tree and I was like organizing it by
pile for like the grandkids, and I was like, oh, okay, like,
here's my brother's gift, here's my sisters gift, here's my
sister's gift. Oh wait, where's mine? And all of the
presents were gone. And then I went into the other
room and I came back out and they're like, oh,

(06:08):
we found your gift. We found your gift, like we
found it. Turns out they re wrapped my brother in
law's gift as mine. And then I only found out
because like a week later, my dad shipped the same
thing to the house and it was sitting there and
I was like, I put the pieces together, and I
was like, y'all are so evil.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
They said, you get the tree, take the tree in
the ornaments and the pines on the floor.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You get to go and scoop the pine needles out
falling on the floor.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, I mean, we have a plastic tree.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Or is your family a plastic tree family?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, okay, real tree.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, no, no, no, we we do tree. We do
tree in the Bay Bay area.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's just a big weed plan.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I really can't believe you're from the Bay. I always
forget that.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Can you schmeeze?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wait, show show me the schmiz and then I'll tell
you if I can by Okay, sure? Oh is that

(07:20):
like offensive kind of.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
So when did you leave the Bay? Like? When did
you move?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I moved from the Bay. Okay, here's my lore. So
I moved to go to school in New York to
Pace University. No girl, just regular, yes, girl. I was
doing sports management.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Sports manager.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was trying to manage like the trades because I
had a plot. I was going to be like, oh,
like you know, like workers to lovers. But now my
GPA was lit though, like I like did everything. I
just like did into enough.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Electives.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
But yeah, I'm like community service, which like honestly like
I thought I did, but I guess like people really
be like pushing p especially for colleges.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh no, And it was so hard for me to graduate.
I had to get all my because to graduate high
school we had to have community service hours and I
had like three teachers fake that ship because I went
to h Yeah, I went to somewhere where I thought
it was community hours and I knew deep down it
wasn't because it was just a busted ass museum that
me and my friends would go and smoke weed and
just chill AT's Was it crispy?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Was it crispy? Right?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
But for it just so loud you got like feet
it's literally sank and I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, dude, I'm not kidding. When you opened it, I
was like, Oh, that's so embarrassing. Like also, it's like
a slow creeping stink.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, and it's a little funk call.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. Well it's apple cider vinegar that just like exploded
inside of it. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's him and Joseph they broke it, and I don't
know how they brought it.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I think it was that.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Diet apple sided and drew I low.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You think it was Josiah or was it your apple cider?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
It was mine, But I drink it every morning. Also,
I get like high on it. Like I don't know
if this is just a meeting or if someone else
can like can like back me up on this. But
when I take a shot, I literally feel like a
buzz that I would get from like an alcoholic drink.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I guess. Also, you're like dead sober on all fronts.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, So really a roll dog in life.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's how I feel when I have arawon.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Wait but continue? Wait do you know sports like or
I know sports.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I've heard of a couple, I know long, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
A few of their soul.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yes, but no, I ended up dropping out. Okay, yeah,
I dropped out and then I lived in New York.
Ever since it's really fucking lit.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
So were you doing like TikTok while going to school
or did you drop out by then?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I was so I was doing TikTok like in COVID. Yeah, yeah,
it's twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is that when you got your start?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah? I got my start. I don't know if you've
seen my famous viral video.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Oh, I literally have been a fani.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm like, yeah, I feel like me and youre have
been watching you since you were like a baby, which
is also insane because when I see old videos of you,
it's really darning because I'm like, oh my god, I
remember I was what'd you say? Oh nothing, I remember
seeing videos of you when you were like eighteen, and
I'm like, oh my god, I've been seeing her face

(10:30):
since she was like a literal child.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, but I've been doing it for like a long time.
I had this video of me like painting on the
wall Louis Vuitton. I like, did Louis Vuitton? Well you
remember when that was?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, kind of like everybody start because you had the
Gucci slides, Emma Chamberlain had the Gucci shirt and you
had the Louis Vuitton wall.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's literally barking.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yep. No, I dated a skeleton, like a literal a skeleton. Yeah,
that was like my whole thing was.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, he bought a skeleton from Party City and he
would make videos with it, like.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And then it got me pregnant.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
What was so size? Start that video that video of him? Wait,
did you guys record that video of him talking? He
was like in line like a therapy office or something,
and he was like it was like the cut one
where he goes.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh, they're about to kill me in this dentist's.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Office, canceled my appointment and escorted me out, and I'm

(11:45):
actually like, what the fuck? So we're at fucking Wendy's.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
That's my favorite video I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Recorded that. It was wait, what what was that for?
He was at the doctor for like, god, fucking he's
at the doctor all the time. And he had Lucas
outside filming him, and I was carrying up because I'm like, bits,
the people around you probably do think you are freaky
as fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Freaky.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I know, I'm like saying people thinking is free, he's freaky.
He is freaky.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Like wait, at what.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Point did were you like, Okay, school is not a
vibe like modeling.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's actually so kind. I walked Versace and then I
went to school and everyone.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Was like, wall you walked before school, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
While I was in college, Like I took two days
off and like at my school because I was doing
what's it called where you get like a scholarship. I
was doing that and it was like full ride scholarship
because like that was like the only way I could
have moved to New York. And I was like okay,
and I did Versaci and I went back and they
were like, oh, you missed more than two days, so
like you're failing everything. And I was like okay, I agree,

(12:55):
well not yeah no, So then I stopped and I
moved to Lower East Side.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
That is so insane. Did you know people in New
York before you moved there? Did you move there? And
you were like, I just need to meet people rush start.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I knew people, but it was like the funky gaze
if you live in New York.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Not me, that's not me, that's not me.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah right, no, but you're really not funky besides the
feet smell.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
And I'm not gay.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
So hey period, No right whatever, rose your boat.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's so insane though, Wait, so wait how long have you?
Because also how old are you? I don't know why.
I don't know your age off the top of my head.
In my head, twenty one, you're ey too, No, you
just turned twenty one, right.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, so I've been trans my whole life. No, I'm kidding,
I'm twenty one. I just turned twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
One money oney one.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Honestly, Like, it was kind of sad coming out with
my like twenty one, like, oh I'm twenty one, because
like all the trades were like, oh, bit, you've been lying?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are you been lying?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And I was like, damn are you saying you were?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I was like twenty five and like twenty eighteen, like
with the smoky eye.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I know that I couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's how I feel when I look at pictures of
me eighteen, because in my head, I was like, I
look like a thirty year old woman. I'm like, I'm
grown as fucking now. I look at pictures that I'm like,
I look like a child with makeup on, Like I
look like a baby.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Speaking of trade, I have some shit to talk. So
last episode I was talking about stalking my crush and
that I found everything ever that there is possibly ever
to find out about this person. Also, wait one second.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Funk plus, why is that word on your Mindfunkle?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I've been saying all this time, the yes, the Garfunkle.
I feel like that's isn't that Winkle? Isn't there like
a show like a nineteen fifties cartoon called like Winkle
and Garfunkle some talking about Winkle?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
But so last episode I talked about stalking my like
crush and I found everything there is to find out
about him. I even like went, oh, that's the.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Trade that is.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We need to you know, there's a statue of him
in Hollywood period.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
We need to go take Have you been to the
pink Wall yet?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Guys, bitch, I did I have been?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You've been at the pink wall?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Pink Wall is falling off. We need to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
We're gonna bring in five the pink wall's coming back. Yeah,
it's it's gonna be the green wall.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
We're giving it a new coat.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I think we need to do spotter paint on it.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, hey, we know we need to do.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Like the UV splatter paint and replace the lights so
that at night people could go take ev Yeah, that's
the worst type of bitch.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
But I was talking about this man now boy man,
and uh I was just stalking him. Well, someone got
on TikTok and made a video of them saying like
exactly what I said. So I found out like this
guy that I was seeing like stalked me and found
my family is just like a red flag and was

(16:00):
acting like it was fucking me. And it wasn't him.
It would never be him. You are not my trade.
You are not my trade. You are not my trade.
You are not my trade. You are not my trade.
You are not my trade.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
True, it's only so mad because Drew has such a
specific type in this man. Can I see the opposite
of Drew's type?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
So so you never bought a burkin, though you never
bought him the b himself.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Exactly wish I had.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Honestly, you don't need the Barkin. You know the Barkin
like that, don't that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't disrespect, don't don't do it. But the only reason
I found out was because of Tyrrell and he was like,
so you and Caleb, and I was like, who the
fuck is Caleb? Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Did Tyrell know this person?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Was he just like gossiping for the sake of gossip?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I guess? Wait, how do you suppose.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Tyrrell's timeline is insane?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Your nails are so sharp.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I know you should do that.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So no, what you should do? You should do that
thing you go and cut them and like did you
see that?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh the shark too?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
The shark to Oh you should and you should get
like acrylic builder jell So they're hard.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Why did I just see that fucking man on my
TikTok today? Was this about you?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
But this is not my trade and he's acting like
he's my trade. And it was so crazy because I
literally commented like lmfao, like fuck you, you're lying his ass,
deleted me saying you're lying, fuck you and just left
l m a oh. So he literally got my ass
and I have to respect it because like he genuinely

(17:33):
got me, like you it's not you, Like, it's not me,
it is not you, but like you're yeah, yeah, you're
you're baddy.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's not your play like he's like a good looking man,
but it's just not someone you would go.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, like he's a baddie, Like I can we can
all admit that.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
But but you got your wife right here exactly. But
you got your wife right here.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Right here.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
If you a mama, you got your baby, and your
grandmama got baby.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
The grandma with the baby.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, the grandma is not the mama.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I love quoting that, and nobody knows. I thought that
that was like the most known quote of all time.
And recently I've just been like I feel like the
grandma who's the baby? Like the grandma is the baby.
And every time I say to a random person, they
don't understand. And then when I show them, they don't
understand even more. Like when I was in Miami saying
that's my Miami friends and I showed them that video,

(18:25):
they looked at me like I had done meth behind
their back. They were like, why is this f that?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Honestly, nobody understands the grandma.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Law Ever, no no one understands have to like shit
we reference in public, and I'm starting to think it
makes us the crazy people, and not that.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
How about this, No, no, you know what's crazy. Speaking
of grandma, I was literally realizing that I don't want
to have a daughter, but I want to be a grandma,
and I also want to be an aunt And I
was like describing in full detail, and I realized, that's
literally what uncle Grandpa is a grandma and I want
to be an auntie.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Bitch, No way, I literally I did not realize that
that's kind of what goes on in my head because
when I think about, like, because I hoard all of
my shit, I hoard all of my clothing, A whore,
a slut, I slut on my clothing. Oh but I
like hoard it all. And it's because I'm like, oh, like,
I just imagine like my grandkids going through it. Not

(19:20):
one day, not my children, but my grandkids. I'm kind
of on the same wavelength because I'm like, I don't
want children.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I want grandkids long though, but to have grandkids it
takes it's too long of a process.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
That's why I'm saying, I'm like, I don't want to
have to deal with the child I want to like
have like like, oh, come see Grandma.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
That is my vibe too, Like I like the idea
of having kids in spurts, Like I'm like, oh, like
taking care of a kid for a summer sounds like
a vibe all the time. I just don't know what
I would do with it, Like I don't think I
would want to chill with it that much.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
And I'm good, guys, Can I tell y'all something?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
What? So?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I paid twenty five dollars to get a facial analysis
where they look at my face and tell me the
plastic surgery, the fillers, I need, what to do with
my hair, what to do with my facial hair, my eyebrows,
all that shit.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
That only cost you twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
It only costs me five dollars. And I have I have?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well, no is this website?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, I'll send it to you later, but I'm going
to show you. They also photoshop what you could look
like later.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You don't want to see photo of what someone thinks
would make me look better. I would freak out.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, so this is the photo I submitted right trade. Yeah,
Like I'm getting like I look good here. Okay, I'm
actually low key pissed that they thought I would look
like this or would want to look like this, Like
I look like shittier right or on my trip, but.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You don't necessarily look shittier. But I'm not really understanding.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, they liked me a little bit. Well, that's what
they They didn't change much because I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Already pretty water.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's turning the frogs again.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So literally the frogs are all gay now. Thinner, straighter eyebrows.
I don't know why straighter is in here, because I'm
already the yeah, go tea frames face better. They didn't
put a go tea on me. Fucking ugly cut hair
at the top.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I know, I'm not not kidding. The go teas like
unless you have like really dense like mustache, the go teas.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Have the soft also like what happens when you sucked it.
I'm not saying you do that because you would.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Never exactly exactly exactly exactly you would never like I would.
I would never cut hair at top, but leave the
back long and permit to define the waves. Bitch. They
didn't cut my hair. They made my hair grow more
for some reason. And then they said jaw filler to
widen jaw and cheek filler for stronger cheekbones.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Also zac Efron. Yeah literally, they said become zac Efron.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Also, I really want to see who is doing that,
because unless it's like some god forsaken like different universe
where some supermodels sitting behind the computer doing that.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Like it's Alex. Actually it is Alex, Alex.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I'ming the website.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I'm like, Boom, you're gonna send a season to sist
and be like, hey, so this is already kind of my.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
No, girl, I feel like it's Ai because ain't nobody
could anybody could clock that mug you look.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You already look so good, and they really didn't change enough.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I wanted to shave my face, but I forgot before
he left.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
So I should do a bit where you put your
face on a.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Mug muggy muggy by being a bit like last three Suggy.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
No, there's budget here, you guys. Yeah, I mean budget
here all the fridge, like the carbuncle.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I kind of feel that I think I want to
live in the woods.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, I think I want to live in the woods.
Like that's not so. But then I just can't hell though,
because I'm like, what what do you mean? Like if
my friends came to town, well, I would have to traverse
like five hours and figure out where I'm gonna stay.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's like my vibe is I like New York City
for like short bits of time, but I would want
to live Upstate New York and then I can come
and visit this city. When is upstate? Is it?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Have you heard of Bushwick? You're so Bushwick is so upstate?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Is so removed?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I would sorry, I would move to LA.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
You would you would?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Do you feel like you say, in New York for
like friends and work at this point? Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, I mean I'm there for like work obviously. I
feel like that's kind of where it is. Like it's
hard to like model in LA. But like, honestly, boo,
who is current? Do it out here?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Fas No, I really don't fuck with the Like I
am so down for commercial modeling. I feel like it
gets such a bad rep like to like online people
like e commerce, Like I just I always hear people
talking about like e commerce and that side of modeling.
But I'm like, that is still such a vibe. If
I see any face I know in a commercial store

(24:10):
the happiness it gives me. I need all of my friends.
I need all of y'all, like I need you to
be the face of like Landcombe or Lorel so that
when I go into a Sephora Alta, I just see
your face around. But also it like in my head,
I wish there was a world where you could do
a campaign like that and do one of your silly faces,
because that's what would really make me happy.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
But when I'm the face of the douche, I'll be
like clean and clear, clean and clear.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I'm literally I'm not kidding. I'm gonna put all my
work this year into starting a brand to get you
to be the face of it and put it in
target so I could have stands with your eyes like,
I'll be funky.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I know your Christmas gift next year? What a douche
with your face on it? Okay, I think we should
have addressed the elephant in the room. Oh just kidding,
your model of the year. What does that feel like?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Hey, honestly, it's so crazy, Like I was literally just
like talking with my friend about it. It's like it's
crazy that like I've only kind of been like doing
like my job for like four years. Yeah, and then
I'm getting like such a good like such good support.
It's really great. But yeah, I don't know, like i
feel like, yeah, it's it's chill. I'm very blessed, and

(25:18):
I feel like it's the kind of thing that like
I've worked really hard for. So it's like it's nice
to have the opportunity to finally be seen, and especially
as a trans person, Like you know, it's definitely bad.
And I've heard so many stories of like women who
were like who are trends in the industry, and like
I'm really close with like a lot of the older
generation trans women, and like they were talking about their

(25:39):
experiences like going to work with switch blades and stuff.
It's so crazy that like I'm at a point now
where like I can be celebrated and outwardly be trans
when like there are people who literally had to pull
up with like switch blades, Like that's pretty That.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Is so insane. Also, it is so amazing that like
within four years you and you have worked so hard,
because I feel like also in that in the industy,
sure you're in or just like in entertainment in general,
of course, it is not comparable to a nine to five,
and all of us come from working class families, so
we see it firsthand. So I feel like in a
position like yours, it's really easy to be almost like

(26:15):
I feel like because we were with you, like when
the Vogue cover came out and everything, and me and
you kept talking about and like we kept saying to you,
I'm You've been in such a whirlwind for the past
four years that it's almost jarring. And it's not about
being jaded, but it's more like it's almost hard to
sit back and be like, oh my god, I'm proud
of myself because I did this, But you have been
running around so much every time we've I feel like

(26:37):
that's partially why it took so long, as you have
been moving non stop. So like it is so deserved
and I can't believe it. It's so funny because, like,
you know, I had such a part.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I feel like I went back home and everyone was like,
like I was talking with my friends and they're like, oh,
like I was where You're going to change? I'm like, girl,
what like I sub chick.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
On accidents also on accent ex let me drive the boat.
But the craziest thing to me is that like like
a lot of people have like personas that they play
up online, like that's like their stick.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, that's the whole gag is they're doing.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're literally just batshit crazy, literally just that even in
real life when there's no cameras on, and it's so
admirable to me. It's so sick. Also, like you being
able to do that and like to be taken seriously
as a model is just like genuinely amazing to me.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I feel like you have knocked down so many bears,
like specifically on personality, because it was such a thing
that like I've been talking to you about it a
lot too, especially like we don't have to get into
this conversation because it's like so dense, But I've been
thinking a lot about how media really does make people
who they are, and it's such a normal that like

(27:53):
to be a top model and to be this gorgeous
woman you have to be kind of like signent and
reserved and mysterious. And it is so awesome that you
were batshit crazy, don't give a fuck, and you're so
real and you also like when you go to work,
you go to.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Work, Hey, thank you very no, honestly, it's just annoying
because hes are so mad and it's like crazy now
because I was literally on TikTok and someone was like,
this is what you should be posting on social media,
and it was just like like be yourself all this shit.
When I started, they were literally delete everything, like all
the models that I know, like all of their like
agencies or whatever. We're like delete everything. Starting to like
be a mysterious bitch and like you can't wipe my

(28:29):
vide I was with the fake burking in the little
Sandhogs dollar tree posted.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Up on It's like, what was I gonna say? I
lost it?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Oh he's losing it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, it is insane. Also just an entertainment in general
that is such a widespread narrative. I'm like, y'all want
this beerd like elitism to live so strongly that you
will see anybody who is down to just be themselves
and make their own path and you want to crush
it with all your mind.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Because also I was gonna this is what I was
gonna say, mystery is dead, Like it's over. Like I
feel like only like four or five people were able
to get away with being like a mysterious person. But
it's just like, how about how about yeah exactly, how
about you know, authentisically be yourself. That's the most mysterious
thing you can do, is authentically be yourself because no
one wants to do it. Yeah, I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Vibe because I feel like all three of us there
is mystery in being an extroverted person, because I feel
like all three of us, somebody would be like, I know,
I'll meet them, and I have a feeling it might
be funny and entertaining, but we get the surprise of
also I'm smart. Yeah, so I'm emotionally intelligent and smart
when you talk to me about serious topics, Like, all

(29:46):
three of us, if we wanted to, we could get
down into like a gnarly deep conversation. Yeah, but we're
just the life of the party.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
You know, for real. Literally, you guys, right before this,
we were all actually sitting here suddenly doing math equations.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah exactly, because we have SAT prop. We're taking our essays.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, actually we're to retell them. Yeah, we're we're writing
the SAT this year. Yeah, we're like writing God.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, and we're propping Alex so she could just get
like a free like.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, so venmo me if you want the answers.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, I got the class for the next SAT. It'll
be in the dark web. It'll be for sale on LimeWire.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I know dark web is so scary. I've never been
so scaring me neither, and I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Be on Oh I ran, yeah, I used to like.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Grow what was you doing?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh I?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
So what I wanted to do was buy fifty thousand
dollars in counterfeit cash. So it was like I bought
like fifty dollars in bitcoin and you get fifty grand back.
But then like I started looking up like counterfeit cash
and it was like sixteen year old kid, fifteen year
old kid goes to jail for twenty five years for
paying with or for using counter o real cash.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah yeah, okay, that to me, that's pushing it. Twenty
five years for fake.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I'm exaggerated, but like and it was like I was
that kid, like I was. And then I also I
wanted to buy like hallucinogenic drugs and shit, because.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, you were like looking up how to buy drugs online.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, and I also know stealth shipping methods if anybody
wants to tap in, I'll sell you them basically a
DVD case. Put the drugs inside of the DVD case.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh, gir, you'd be great at shipping out fake ID throw.
When I opened my fake idea, it was in a
like literal rag.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Doll, Like what's the doll with like the hair, raggedy ann.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Raggedy an. It was literally a rackety a doll.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I never had a fake ID. The fake idea I
used was o'riyan. One time in a club in like
twenty sixteen, found Ashley Saldona. It was like this, I
don't remember her name. I remember her name was Ashley.
I won't put the last name because like, obviously, dude,
but that's your like.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Person, I know.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
But we would all me and Oriyan would switch off
with this one fake ID looked nothing like me, and
every time we went into a bar, I'm not kidding,
I was shaking so hard giving my ID the fake
idea over and I.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Was like, I'm literally gonna gonna have to be confident
that's the tea. I literally went with Duncan, like right
when I moved to New York and I had this
fake idea of this girl. I'm not going to name
her because I feel bad, but she has like this bob,
like this black bob, and she was like, I want
to say thirty something. And Duncan brought his Karen Wig
and we went to the Blonde and he was confident and.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, Duncan is so sick. I love Duncan.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I also Duncan I think might be the most manner
oriented person.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I like.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
To me, he feels like he went to like one
of those schools where you learn manners, because every time
we've hung out with him, he thanks me, like I
just went and like cleaned his room for him. Like
he literally is so nice. When he left the house
of it, he was like, thank you so much for
your time and thank you for having us over. It
was such a pleasure being here. And I was like this.
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Wow he is ai Like he literally a I generated
answer and I love him.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Also, his videos are so fucking is just Yeah, he
also is just really funny.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I love him so much.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, that's my trade. Speaking of which, if anyone on
here wants to be my man, it's hard out here,
you guys. It's not good.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
No, the dating pool in general. Right now, all of
my friends who are single. Literally, I haven't had one
friend who is successful in the dating scene right now.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
It's so funky, it really is. Yeah. I was talking
to a DoorDash, not even door dash, Amazon delivery driver.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Wait, is this what you told us about?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
And yes, can you tell them?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I'll tell you guys, because this is literally crazy. This
man had the most audacity I've ever had heard of ever.
This man was like I met him when he was
delivering packages and I was like, oh, you fine, like,
deliver one to me. I was like, oh, I'm risy, whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Deliver your package. Yes, it is fuy, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
She wasn't gonna do that because tell me why. He
was like begging me to hang out whatever. I was
like traveling, and then I finally was back in New
York and he was like, let me pick you up.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I was like, bet he picks you up in the
Amazon van.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
He picked me up in a fucking two door Honda Civic,
which honestly trade trade. But girl, he literally That's why
I hate being a transsexual, because this man, he could
not handle this grippy Gioby boo. He literally, like the
conversation was coming up about like whatever, like transitioning. He's like, oh,
how is it getting a vagina? I was like, bitch,
I wouldn't know. He's like, get out.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
No, yes, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
That's a New Jersey Turnpike. It was fucked, dude, that
is to tell I was walking on the second If
anyone has the video, I looked so kind. I was
in like a white dress walk. He's out in a
New Jersey Turnpike like survey nomy. And I found out
after he says our security guard, so go steal.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
It.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Literally, also so insane. I feel like that should be
a legal offense. Like I feel like there is a
world where you should legally be able to take him
a small claim score. At this point, I'm literally I
just won't start taking people small claims core.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's fine. Where he had asked he had ash marks.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
In his chair, you had boogers on this side of his.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
No, literally, oh my god, you guys. Speaking of booger
and being in La. The first time I went to La,
I went to this big content house. I don't remember
which one it was, but it was like the one
that like Bryce Hall and all of them were in
oh the hyphe House, I think so maybe one of those.
But they had this like party and I literally I
literally picked my nose and put it on the like
why of the high House like a fat bugger, like

(35:26):
fat bugger, And for the next month they were all
dancing behind the sign and there was literally a chunk
booger on the back. I want to find the footage,
but like it was so funky like.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That is so none of them like seeing it and
being like we should clean that.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
They probably thought it was like start.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
They're like ill somebody with their postmates.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
We used they got food on the wall. Literally we
used to like troll the ship out of all of
them too, like like before it was the high House
or whatever house they were in Sway boys, this Sway House.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Before it was Yeah, sorry sorry not they all by valid.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I'm glad you had your troll moment with him because
we used to troll too.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
They literally fuck Bryce Hall. I'm sorry, Like I literally
hate him so fucking much, and I think I've.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Told this actually yeah sucks balls. Like I gave him
a chance. I gave him a second chance, and he
squandered that ship.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
He was saying, you gave him a second chance, like
he gave a fuck. Literally was never like wow, they
fuck with me, like that's cool.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I never fucked with him, but I was like, you
know what, I there's there's some validity to him, like
being in his flop era for five years and then
being able to come.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Well because he used to be a vibe when he
could take his flop like I love my.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Farts in his sheets and like puts them right up
to his eye all night.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
He like, bruh, we uh we used to go. I
feel like, also, you either come to LA and you
go to those parties and something about you falls in
love with it and you actually stay going to those things,
or you go as a spectator and being a spectator
in those parties is so fucking fun. One time we
were at one of those house parties and Bryce Hall
was hot a is fuck and literally tweaking out and

(37:02):
stood on this balcony like area ledge in the house
cut the music off. It was like somebody stole my
fucking way.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I'm just gonna say, I literally stole his read from bru.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
He was freaking out, But at that point, no one
had stolen it, like somebody found. It was like, your
weed's right here, and he's like, never mind, like my
bad guys and put back on the music. But I
was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
He would also funked up the party.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
No kill, I know now you killed the vibe because
all of us feel like you're about to come out
here and rydwe And he also.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Would unironically go up two girls and just show his
abs like that was It wasn't like a bit. It
was just it wasn't being funny.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You would like pull up his shirt and be like,
do you want to take a shot with me? And
he did that to me once and I literally I'm
not kidding.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I was like, wait, that's quite literally the funniest thing
I've ever seen. If I saw that in a movie,
I would literally cry laughing.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
It was.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I was going to leave and he was like you
did Did you take a shot before you left? I
was like, no, I have like alcohol in this bottle
and he was like, come take a shot with me
and I said no, And then he pulled up a
shirt and he that how about now? And I just
looked at them.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I was like, absorb literally so fugly too. I'm sorry.
Literally I was looking back through like my snap memories,
and I remember like my friend got sent in apic
and they were like, don't show anyone girl what you mean,
don't show anything. It's literally your or.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's like the burden.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Really isn't crazy. I'm like, Okay, a shirtless picture, you
can go. You can letally step outside of your house
like that, like it's not that crazy San Francisco exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Did you know if you're the naked neighbor that like
if your view is like if people can see you
from the street into your room, like you can get
in trouble for that. It's not like the people perving
on you, but they can take you to fucking court
and be like they're get them in trouble type. Yep.
Just don't walk by my don't walk by my window
because are you curtains? I have to. I have to

(38:54):
because it is like direct line of sight out of
my window.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Curtains. You need curtain bang, Yep, a curtain bank.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
We should straight injure his hair, give them a little
bowl cut.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
We'll do that today.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Should I cut my hair again or keep it like
this length?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Definitely cut it all off.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Okay, but do you think he.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Would actually look good with a buzz cut? Because I
have he would look good.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Do you think I would look good?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Like I've always told them that. I'm like, I think
you up.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I think you should do. I think you should do.
Like you remember when like everyone that all the trades
like bleach their hair and do like a.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, the cheetah, like the heat mask.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
You should shave your head, bleach it and then let
me and Alex Dye talkies into your head. Yeah, that
could be a bob for you.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Just sorry, Hot Cheetos or talkies, Chesters, fries, Chester's or
the best Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I saw somebody the other day was like, hot Frieses'll
take this taste the same now that the bag isn't
see through, And I know they're made out of corn
and not fucking starch, But I haven't had hot fries
in a minute, and I think they changed.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
They didn't so good. They're so good and you can
eat like twenty of them at a time.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh yeah literally not also like you can fit twenty
of them, That's.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
What I mean. Like you can fit twenty at a
time and then finish the whole bag in like point
three seconds.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
No, I think I have Jeffrey Star disease. Have you
heard about this? It's where you can't eat too much
food because you like have a small throat. Have you
seen when he did a whole video. He's honestly come
for this. He did a whole video and he was like,
my throat was so small, like I have to get surgery.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Why just like for him that feels like a sexual thing.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, out loud, I mean it has to be just
like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
My petite throat like throw help me.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Well, my throat was so tight, could probably only eat
sixty talkies.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Wait why did he say that? Did he just say
that on a live streamer? And Avid?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
No, he made a full video about getting the surgery.
But he was like he like couldn't like digest food
because it was like so small. It was like the
whole thing was like, oh my god, it's literally so small.
It is so tight.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I was like, period me too crazy. How do you
even realize that though? Like are you just like eating
and you're like, oh.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
No, yeah, it's giving like you would always have like
the last to chip like stuck in the back.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Of his brow triangle like sticking the three sides. Well,
USBC so like the chargers.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Oh, I think that was like a TV station.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yes, we're back to talking about school.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
So when USBC came out, I was like, oh my gosh,
this is going to be amazing, Like I'm going to
have one charger for all of my devices. It's going
to be such a vibe, like I'm not going to
have thirty cables coming out of the wall. And now
that it's a reality and I have one cable for
all of my devices, it's quite literally the worst vibe ever.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Because everything dies at once that I don't know what's
charged first, and like I'm like, do I charge my vabe,
do I charge my laptop? Do I charge my phone?
And then I do this really fucked up thing where
I charge my laptop, I plug my phone in, and
then if I have another plug, I'll plug like a
vape and I'm just charging everything through my last change.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I just hate to be that bitch that's like, oh,
do you have a phone charger and they're like, oh,
which one. I'm like the new one, but they're like,
gro shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I know, I hate what's the one asking? It feels
like I'm being such a bitch. Ifs always like, oh,
do you have a phone charger? And I bring out
the newer one and they're like, oh, it's the old
and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
But that's how I felt until literally a week ago
when I got my new phone. So you're not wrong
if you still feel that way period. Yeah, I but
so expensive two bands for a phone, It's fucking dieapoll No, it.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Makes no sense. I'm I genuinely I don't think I
am ever upgrading my phone again, Like this is it
Like I got the fifteen because my fucking last phone
was literally dying on me. This is the last one
I'm making.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I might literally downgrade my phone because one, this camera evil.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It's evil and all that's what it's giving them, that camera.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Oh also, you saying just vote, like using it in
the context that you've used it in legitimately changed fundamentally
changed my life. Like we say it all the time
on here now, and I'm sure other people are starting
to say, oh, y'all.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Should really just roll like just so important. It's so important,
and you.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Can say it in so many different ways. It's like
the word like bitch. I can say bitch like or
bitch or you bitch like you know what I mean,
Like you can say.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Like just oh that's why I feel it was why Shila.
Recently I'm just like literally like oh, like I'll see
someone from like like twenty fourteen that I was like
Homegirls with them like oh my, Sila, like there you are.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh wait, that's actually a vibe.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
No, let me see a bottle be like by Salah.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Also, the first time we hung out, I don't know
if you remember this, but we went to Beyonce Renaissance.
Was that the first time we hung out girl and
we drank in the movie theater. We got this. It
was a vibe as fucking We got those like uh
TikTok Yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
TikTok drink bags a full like drink you can make.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, And we drank in the theater and then theater.
We drank in the theater theater, and someone in the
same theater as us, uh made a video about us
afterwards and was like, yeah, they were in our theater.
They were loud, they.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Were drunk as shame.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
They were such a vibe. Though, I feel like we
need to go back and get those like a mixer bag.
But also now alcohol makes me go to sleep because
on New Year's every time tire he was like, take
a shot with me, and I took one, and I'm
not kidding. I was like, oh my god, I'm about
to like go in a corner.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I tried vodka.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I haven't had vodka since I was like a child.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
The problem since I was nine years old was.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Vodcasts like fat Like, I literally feel like an old
white woman when I say that, because everyone's like, bitch,
you're not let But no, vodka is so fun.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Have you seen those martinis they're making recently, Like I
saw like.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
A heard that someone did a do you know what
martini is?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
No? They make like, uh, what is the one with
the bread sticks? The restaurant with the bread sticks?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
All garden?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
They make all of garden martini's.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I saw one that was like like savory, Yeah, so gross.
I genuinely am like, this has to be a troll
and you'll have to be trying to make me mad
because what the fuck do you mean you made a
Wingstop Martini?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, that's so fun.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Pickled onions martin Ranch Martini. Wait, Wingstop Ranch Martini's.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Not the dollar point.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
She's fine a chick fil a Martini?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Is that chicken e?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
It's chicken? Noticed she didn't drink it though, Like.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
She has to just be trolling like she is, but
this is coral.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It's also some of them are legitimately gorgeous, like they're beautiful.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I better be if there's a fucking chicken leg And.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
How much money for you to eat the chicken wing
out of this wing? Stop Martini? Lo ki, I probably
would just eat the chicken wing.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
No, I do it for a million dollars?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
For a million dollars? Would you eat this whole bowl
of fruit for twenty thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
It's literally like the greatest meme of all time, and
I think it like spawned like a whole new generation
of like funny tweets. But it's like this picture of
a bowl of a plate of fruit and it super manageable,
like one person could eat it in like five minutes.
And it's like, would you eat this whole plate, this
giant plate of food for ten million dollars or whatever
the fuck it is? And it's like obviously.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yet it was literally like a plate like this, and
somebody tweeted it being dead seerous, like would you eat
this for twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
It literally changed my it's a kid.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I would have been like nah me with like like
bean some like witch.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Now strawberries are the candy of the earth.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
They aren't, though they don't taste the same.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
They're like take wait, did strawberries like did they change
the flavor because they don't taste like they used to.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, that's because none of the food we eat is
really like.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Seeing the avocados. I actually ordered a salad with the
avocados and they did not squish like they were like.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Right literally rubber, like they're not real. Every fucking vegetable
I've had recently it tastes like I'm eating plastic and
I'm I believe in the conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Wait, do you remember in like two thousand and fourteen
or some shit like that, when like that video of
the lettuce went around and it was like the worker
is making lettuce out.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, it's it definitely was for those like display foods.
But somebody tweeted it and everybody believed that we've been
eating wax lettuce for like true.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I watched this bitch, so they were like, this is
how lettuce is being made. Now like it's GMO.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I would eat it funky as fun. That's what the
toilet gives in here, y'all.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
That's what my in and out burger is.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's what the refrigerator gives in here.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I want in and out. I used to be an
in and out hater, and now I really, you.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Really are into it major.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
In It's so Cali vibes. Honestly like living in New York.
I'm from the Bay and like I've missed That's the
one thing that I've missed so much. And every time
I come here, no one's like trying to get trying
to get fucking in out.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I'm like, we should get in and out.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I would be so down to get it today because
we wanted it yesterday, but we couldn't get it. So
I really want some. I never used to like it.
I used to not fuck with Oh my god, you
know what it is. It's my prozac is helping my
fucking OCD. Because I used to not eat burgers because
my fingers, like I would be convinced they're gonna smell
like burgers. For like eight burger fingers. I literally had

(48:14):
I literally, I'm not kidding. Alex I suffered from burger finger,
like Jeffrey Star has tiny tonsils or like title throat,
and I had like burger finger, but my medicine fixed
my burger. It was only it was mainly burger. It
was that was like the specific food because I ate
other food with my hands, but for some reason burgers.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I had burger upper lip. You had burger fingers. I
had burger upper lip. Jeffrey Star had tiny throat.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I have always had a mustache.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Since I was like two years old, three years old. Yeah,
that just doesn't. I grew it out like seven years ago,
and I kind of I've only had it for like
probably I only have not had a mustache for like
a year.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Was with.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
A if you start, wait sharing your mustache like.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
That, get a monocle. My sisters smart, We really are smart.
You guys. Wait Illuminati? Have you guys been asked to
join the Illuminati?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We're not allowed to talk about it, but yeah several times.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
So it's like a very major We watched like the
intro to Scientology, and like if I was at like
a very very low point in my life, I was
super lonely, like I just lost my job. I moved
to a new state, like some like major life stressure
event happened, and I saw that. I feel like I
could figure it out in my brain to believe it.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh no, they were selling it in that DVD that
they got, Like I.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Bet they were. Girl. Have you seen all the offices
they have around here?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Crazy? They have like PR office and it says PR office.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Scientology also insane. Is I'm confused because like I really
still don't understand it. I'm like, okay, so it's like
a freaky ass religion that like some freak just made up,
and like, is it just a hole?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Basically?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Do you remember the necklace that went around.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
That Charlie, Charlie scientology?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Is that not? That's literally the funny scientill.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I literally made this video like in twenty twenty one
about like that. I was like, and someone fucking reposted
it recently and she responded, Charlie, Yeah, she responded. I'm like,
I don't know, Like I don't even remember what she said,
but I was just like, damn, girl, like I don't care,
like you valid now, no, you guys. Charlie Dmilio lives
in Bushwick. She literally does.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, I feel like, were you telling me.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Somebody was saying, she's on the block, She's on my block,
like trust and believe, like I haven her the key. No,
I'm see her in the deli. Yes, I would be so.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Charlie Dmilion and Bushwick I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
No, I haven't. But I saw her Instagram once and
I was like, girl, you litless.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Where I wonder where she goes.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
She's on Broadway, right, yeah, yeah, that's the vibe.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
But like I wonder if she's hanging around Bushwick or
if she's just like sleep going they're sleeping and then
going into the city. Probably that because I can't imagine
her chilling.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Wow. Wait, honestly I have something to say, so sit down,
because this is the real Tea girl. I had this
experience that changed my life and I just want to
say it. I was at a party in the Bay
Area and I was wearing a bikini and this is
the first time I've ever worn a two piece bikini
untucked of course, and the like tradious of the trade

(51:31):
like dl A is fucking not even dl like straight.
Like this big bulky, fucking guy came up to me
and goes, yo, you got the fattest pussy I've ever
seen in my life. I felt so cunt to that day,
to this day, I still walk around fat fun.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It literally is a vibe fat like coucies are in
because did you see like people buying.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Like don't disrespect throwing.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
That is really crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
So they're going to send drones with CDs come to
do the.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
CDs are gonna shoot through the window. But people buy
fucking padded coucheese too.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Hey, I got one for free already.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Insult Hell yeah, But there was something we were about,
just about to get into this pussy.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Answers. You were going to talk about scientology because you
like brought up the book or we were talking about that.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
But maybe maybe we got over it. But should I
do Drew SiGe up corner? Yes, Drew, can you sing it?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I don't know, Drew sigh up corner corner.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Drew sigh up, yeah, Drew sig up corner.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Wait? Why should we make a.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
That was good singing on camera?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You sing like that? Okay, guys, sign hall, I'm gonna
be on Broadway. You girl? I hope so beautiful too.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Why do you have to like to know you're not
getting the same?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
God is fucking good out good.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Somebody's in a twin bed right now posting I'm tired
of sleeping alone like they're they like they got any
room for another motherfucker in there. That's you, literally me
for five years when you want to key his card
but he ain't got one, so you bend his bus pass.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well, he's still the key though.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah exactly, bitch said, I'm magically delicious, more like vaginally suspicious.
Sit down musty charms too, musty charms.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I can't drink, I can't rank wait, actually, is bro
literally drew? People send these in or do you make them?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah? People send them in period. I can't No, literally,
I can't stand a motherfucker who drink coffee in the
morning with no job. The fuck are you trying to
stay up for asking people for money? To ask people
for money, I want to turn forty dollars into four hundred,
Put forty dollars in your tank, and take your stupid

(54:11):
ass to work.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Period. I was gonna say, go on, Jubilee, big things coming,
big things, they cut the cut.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Just vote you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Do Jubilee like in a fiery yes, but realistically no,
I want to.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Do a button dating one's really bad.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I would just cut be so specific. I don't know
which one it is.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I talked to this guy that was on the button
and I didn't know until after he's literally horrifying. But
this girl it was. It was one of the guys
that the girl like, click the button before turned red
and she was like, girl, I had no clue when
I seen that shit on TikTok, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna click the button now.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Something about like being rejected publicly like that, because I've
been rejected, but to be rejected on camera like that.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
In front of a million people. I would do the
balloom pop though, Oh really.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Oh, because that also just sounds funny as how Like
I would love to just like watch someone coming with
that bubble wrap.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah right there, we should.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Do a bubble a balloon pop in our friend.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Wait, let's do one right now.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Just jump into a split. If you're not fucking with it.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I'm going to walk in and then if you want me,
don't you want.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I think I want you?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
I want you? Ship.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Do you have any media you want to share? Usually
at the end of an episode, we share media media
like favorite songs, favorite movie, Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
My favorite movie is Monkey Man. I watch it on mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
That ship was like a third time you brought it up.
Yeah yeah, Wait, who is that again?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Is that the hot guy from he was in Girls
at one point? Or am I tripping? I might be tripping?
He was?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
He was in that movie like the Green like Brainstorm.
You said, Brainstorm, brainstormm green needle, green needle. He is.
So he's so fine, He's fine.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
What else is fine?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
What else does not? Drew's hair?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Do a flip? Let's see? Have you seen that meme?
That's like have you seen that?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
That's like?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Long have you been doing? Air form?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Do a three sixty?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Let me see?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
No, Honestly, you guys, I think it's time for a change.
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Wait? And should we go to.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Where you go? What is she?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Oh? Oh?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
What's she doing?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Those things from my craft? Like the little like running things?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, the silverfish?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Silverfish, it's kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Should we frame this? I feel like we should frame
this or put like no burn it? Should we put?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You've had it for like two months now.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I think the trade will stop making tiktoks?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, wait to a spin. Let me see if I
did good. Oh yeah, it's kind of gross the way
the little bits let me touch.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It, get back for me and me only. No, I'm
going to put like a glob of hot glue right
here to seal it in and then tape it to
the wall.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I this is we should make it into like ear ring.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I thought about that too. Wait.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Why do you guys have the same hair color though?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
We're literally wait when I'm gonna is it as like
a little hair extension right here?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Why was it in a braid?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Why are we playing?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Why was it in a braid?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
It just flies with rattail flu healthy.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I know it is actually really nice?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Yeah, see this?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Grow?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Not the laos?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Can you believe that? No?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Isn't it crazy that you call a lice a singular lice? Alaos?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Is that that's?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It's called a laos?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
A singlar louse?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
The last louse?

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Day House? Well, what's your favorite song?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I don't fucking know, girl, I don't fucking know, girl.
I've been listening to a lot of twenty months savage recently. Yea,
oh my god, No, there's just one song. Okay, I'm
dropping there. I don't know if you rat who Alabama
Barker is. But she but she has really good music taste.

(59:05):
I'm not even gonna lie like she ate this song. Wait,
hold on, no, like he is moving. Oh yeah, so

(59:28):
she with that one. If she has to Spotify, I'd
follow it. I want to do a group jam with her.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Publicly requesting Alabama Barker's Spotify.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Babe, I want everything you saw her burkin.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I will say like, I can't even be mad at
a kid with money, because honestly, I would much rather
respect a kid who comes from so much money and
is just being like an obnoxious teenager than the ones
who crawl around l A, New York and act like
they have no money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I want to get into a full story time about
that one girl, because I was friends with this bitch
who literally pretend she had no money. She goes, oh, like,
let's go on a trip, let's go shopping. I was like, okay, okay, okay.
She literally this is when I went to Pace, like
my school, and she was like, oh, like, I'm gonna
pick you up, like let's go shopping. And I was like, period,
the bitch picks me up in a black uber black
we drive to the New Jersey Private Jet Center and

(01:00:22):
we literally took a private jet to Miami for a
day to go thrifting?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
And the bitch walked around acting like she had no
motherfucker money? Venmo, your cookie? Can you bumb on me
for the shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You include the tip on your Venmo? Because, like I got,
I gave a good tech.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
So flying in a private jet across the country to
go thrift shopping in Miami is especially no.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
She was like, it's so good in cheap here. I
was like, lit like honestly, like don't but why do
we take a jet? She goes, let's do this more.
I'm like, I'm a leaf. I was literally get a leak.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
She's like, we should do this more often. This was
really good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
For us, Right, I go three times a week.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I think teleportation is coming in twenties. What do y'all
think it's coming in twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Me learning to love smoking weed. I really want to
try it, Like I really want to get down to the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Right girl area.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
When we were cleaning because we like lived here for als.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Wait, let's end that you you almost just slipped on
the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Oh we have to pick the hair up so it
doesn't fall out of the break. Oh true, got it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Got it saved on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
My media of the week is the Challenger soundtrack. I
was listening to it through and through the past two
days and got it's such a good album.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
God, God, I wish I could sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
God, I wish I could think. There's babies, the babies.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
There's babies adopting babies. Oh yeah, she's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Crouching out just like the babies are adopting babies.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
She's still in la I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I think she actually made a feature now, like yeah,
she like. I think she went off and got like
help and she's normal as fuck now she made like
a whole video being like I'm really sorry. I was
like going through a manic episode, which is the first
time I've seen somebody like other than like a Tricia
Padus who's come back and been like, oh I was
not love Tricia.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I hope she's allo. Oh my god, wait, how was
it meeting Tricia?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
It was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
She's so nice, like she really is. She feels like
a mom, like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
She's so maternal. She's so sweet, like y'all would get along.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
So I saw you guys meet her, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Was dying, you need to go on her pod.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I know about how we'll make it work.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Maybe we all maybe as a trio we go. Yeah,
and it'll be the four loudest people on the planet
in one room.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Right, it'll literally the microphones.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
But yeah, she's the goat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yeah, she was so nice and she's such a vibe.
She literally is just so sweet. She asks a million
questions and she actually gives a fuck like it's not
the usual la shit where it's like where are you
staying now? Okay cool? Oh yeah that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah, well like yeah, she has like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
A burken right, and she's been trying to sell the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
For wants that rainbow Like, no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Tricia, I'll buy it. I'm just kidding. I take I
don't think if you want to give it to me,
I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yeah, yeah half enough friends and family.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah, do a friends and family sale in your closet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Or loan it out to me, like I'll wear it me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
When we literally haven't even like we need to be
on her podcast. I know we're gonna hold the hosting,
the co hosts or guests on the podcast until we
get a burken from Tricia Harriot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
That'll be the payment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That's all I want. Okay, Well, my only media the
week is walk within Line by Fleetwood Mac. That's the
only song I care about. And thank you so much
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I love you, guys, I love you. I'm so glad
we made it work and I think we should do
this more often because this is a vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Okay, Well, when you're on the podcast, which was so honey,
yeah

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Bye mm hmm