ky is drews hag

Enya thinks Drew has the vibe of someone who killed someone last night and ky is drews hag

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Everybody,
I haven't said that in a long time.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Every time we sit down, it feels like we haven't
sat here for like two months. But it's because what
is new space a week?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Maybe it's a new space. You're getting used to her.
We tried to record earlier, y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's a her, Yeah, we tried.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, I don't know if I would say that about
this space. This space is a boy.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I mean, with what what's happening on this side? That's
a man?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
This is like fright, No, this is like a girl
who needs help.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But like this is what's that one fucking movie girl interrupted? Yeah,
this is girl interrupted.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
This is that picture that you can't like point out
a discernible item.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
In oh cry picture you no, but we should give
some context. So we went on a voyeuristic celebrity home tour.
I know, naughty, but my dad is like obsessed with
that shit. And my dad is the ultimate tourist, like

(01:24):
he we do it every fucking time and it's the
same houses every time, but like he eats it up.
So we were like fuck it, Like, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
See y'all have done it like three four times.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Four times, four times, four times, and like we literally
drive by this, drive by this four times. Yes, we
drive by the same houses, and every single time it's
a different fucking person that's lived in that house, like
the only one that they've kept the same as the
Michael Jackson one. And it's because everybody knows that goddamn
house from the helicopters. But like, also he gave us
like a little secret, a little tip. But he was like,

(01:54):
by the way, I shouldn't be saying this, but there's
no dogs there. Of the ten years I've been driving
by this house, no one's heard it dog bark. And
I was like, okay, cool, I'm going to hit a
stand and I'm going to blame you. I'm going to
hit a lick. I'm going to slim them out. I'm
going to Swiss cheese.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Then that last one what was that? What the last
one wasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Real Swiss cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I have heard that.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, it's like, I'm going to Swisch cheese.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You like put bullet holes in Yeah, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
But so we did this like voyeuristic celebrity home tour
and it was amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I literally I feel like I need that guy to
pick us up with the van cut in half right now,
and it would make me so happy through You're flying through,
not a care in the world until he kind of
slows down in front of a house and then he's
like and so lives here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And then it sucks you back to reality in this
situation and.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
It's like, oh my god, we just paid someone to
take us uber rude around people's houses.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Stock people, and it's it's so fun. And then you
like drive up and down the halland and uh, everyone
is pissed at you and flipping you off, and it
just like really really like makes you feel so bad.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh crazy, because in that moment, I was infinite and.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I didn't think about anybody else. Oh, like no one
else the video. Oh I mean no this in this moment,
You're not infinite. You're like losing it. No, I guess
maybe you are infinite And like a really.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I didn't know Enya was recording me, had no idea
and we were in the uber ride back from the
celebrity home tour.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Did you can't speed this up?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Ka?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like you have to leave it for the floor And
this was my vibe. I was pilling through like different
conversation topics I could have and this is the one
I landed on.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mean, when I move it to show's full face.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
And I remember that, I remember the other conversation I
was going to bring up to No, what I love
when you closed?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
This is It's like his final burst of thought rain last.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There, there's like twenty minutes on the bus where it
was the best I've ever found in the last time
and I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Twenty minutes on
that bus.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
That was I think the most vulnerable video seen.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
That was the video that like four nights ago. I
think I have audio messages of.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Me crying, lacking crying, making me.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like And also I have a lot of videos like
that because I do love recording my friends when they're
not looking, because I think I'm gonna scare them. But
I guess I'm just such a silent and good at
being sneaky soul that usually I just get videos of
people looking really really like like just like not crazy
because you don't crazy, and that it's just like no
one should have been looking at Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, I was like in my own world back there,
I was infinite. No, that was very genuine I was like,
holy shit, Like there was a moment where I looked
at like my family. I looked at my brothers. I
looked at Enya and Josh, and I was like, wow,
Like this is what it's all about. Like it's all
about stalking people. And I'm very very clearly celebrities need

(05:19):
to be a paparazzi. I think that's like my calling
in life. But yeah, our driver for that was interesting.
We like looked at it.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, he was so funny, but he was obsessed with
the like I left the five star.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Review with the selfie if you can find it, Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I left the good review. We tipped like he
was literally goded. I think I found it.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It was it was a two hour long ride kai Yeah,
two hours. It was two hours from three to five,
and then we the whole time. He was like, we're
running late. We're running late, Like we're so behind because
we were in peak fucking traffic in LA Like, yeah,
we're gonna be running late. So I feel like our
tour got cut off in half.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
But we were all because he was like, we just
have time.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
He kept leaving his mic on and he was like
because he wasn't speaking to us, but he was like
fluttering and stressed out, and he'd be like, oh maybe
if I'm like, they won't, they probably don't.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, he was like talking about getting another job.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was like he was like, hopefully they just say.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I get off the bit of a mic being hot
and the person not knowing I'll never get over.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yes, so fire. But anyways, we get to Sunset Boulevard.
We're like thirty minutes late, and there's like gridlock traffic,
like no one is moving, like we're completely stuck in
this fucking bus with this man and gridlock traffic. Turns
out there was an active shooter right ahead.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Of He said that to us over the speaker, and
he was like, well, someone of my slack groups. So
that means that the Hollywood tour van drivers in LA
have like an underground slack community where they're just telling
about crime.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because he it was true.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
We looked it up after and it was like when
I look I looked it up when he said that,
and I couldn't find anything. Year later it was an
active shooter. Well, this is me crying laughing at Drew.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
What the fuck was that?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I think? At this when I looks like spells choking
the fuck out of.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Like, dude, it was literally making me cry.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I was also asleep.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
And it was making me laugh so hard.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Also, Drew was like knocked out in bed next to me,
so I was watching it and then I looked over
and it's just him like like knocked out.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, you're just like you.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I had my Sleepy Girl mocktail, which was codeine oh,
opium syrup and jolly ranchers and a topo. Chico made
a sleepy girl mocktail.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is opium syrup a thing like cough syrup.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's not like it's not opium. It's like hydrocod.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Brands that make weed that is supposed to like.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's like purple.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, it's like it's supposed to be lean, and I'm
just like, what the purple.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I remember being in Florida with you on a tour
stop and we went into a smoke shop and we
bought purple drink weed syrup. Do you remember that drink? No?
We were too scared too.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I do remember remember. I remember the look of
the shop.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
But also I think like we had that era where
we would just go into smoke shops and.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now smoke shops and sex shops. We used to just
like hang out in them and not buy anything.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, we would. We would leave with something. No, we
didn't want to not.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
In sex shops. We would just go in and laugh
and kink shame and now I indulge in all of
those kings about them.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
We weren't making fun of bottoms necessarily, but we were
making fun of like, there's that one I was, there's
that one shop and.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
In La that has the scale. Y'all are like, what
is like?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh, I didn't even notice that he was looking.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
He didn't even notice.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's crazy. I was staring at you and you were
looking at me.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Damn. Wow, he's looking at me.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
While you're giving Challenger and she was looking she was
looking at you.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
She was not looking at me.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
This is Challengers.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Are you the blonde one?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, yeah, you're the blonde one.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Josh No, I'm the other one.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I am Josh O'Connor.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
No, you're Josh O'Connor.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's the shape ever said to me.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
That's the one that Zandiah says has a big dick.
So that's why I would be.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Him actually say that.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, she's like you have a big dick.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Okay in the movie spreading to be like, dude, oh
my god, hugest penis ever.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Actually not believe that you're not making me Josh O'Connor
in this situation because.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We wouldn't be married. Okay, then I'll be the blonde.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You guys clearly have the.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Like like like, yeah, that's us, Like we we have
a toxic relationship, but my god, do we make it work.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
We figure it.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Where he's asleep on the bed face and you see
his ass, and then as India's like it's time to
get up and play tennis, He's like, fuck, it's reverse
and he's the one who's on the on the bed.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's time podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
You have all the podcasts if you've been studying that.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's time to record the podcast. And I like the
reason and it takes the lead is because I fried
my vocal chords a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Doing that really loud laugh.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, that's why I don't laugh anymore. I did see
the tallest woman in the world. She can't sit for
too long, but she likes traveling, so I think it's
like Turkish airways created like essentially a custom seat for her,
so she can sleep the whole flight or lay flat
the whole flight in flight internationally, and it's like her

(11:15):
laying across like five airplane seats. It's kind of tea.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, well, I'm also like having that issue as well.
I'm also having that issue. Except when I sit up
straight too long, my huge.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Fat all of the blood and then it hurts. It
just like a whole drains down right into that and
then I start period early and it's a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So I need that to Turkish Airlines. Where does she live?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I have a custom seat idea for you, and it's
me and my legs are the back of the chair
and then my face is the seat of the chair.
Oh so then, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
What if we just cut a hole in this and
you just sit under there and I sit on your face.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
And I ah, that would be crazy. Me eating your
ass during an episode and just seeing how long you
could last. That would be crazy. Maybe for a special
episode we could we could turn something like that. And
you said Drew has the rapport of someone who killed
someone last year, and I was thinking about that when
I was driving back here.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Well, specifically, when you're around new people, I think he
was acting so weird because your mom was in the
room and like drew around new people. He starts to
seem like somebody who did something and shouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Here, Like fair, my mom did sexually her.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, I got sexually harassed by Kay's mom. Actually, no,
it wasn't that, and I'm not spending that rumor. She was.
She was the girl, and I gave her permission, but
we we.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Walking to be clear that kuy his father didn't sexually.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Because someone clips the wrong seven.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Seconds, she came over to our studio. She wanted to
see the studio, so we were like, yeah, come check
it out, and she was kind of like being coy
a little bit, like I knew she wanted a picture,
but she didn't want to ask. And I was like, girl,
take a picture, and you should sit in the chair
while you're at it. And then she was like okay,
and then she was like, actually, what if you sat
in the chair and I sat in your lap? And

(13:11):
then we got a picture and we did that ultimate
and we did that, and then apparently Kai was your
mom was.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh, yeah, I took her to lunch. We went to
the diner that you said to go to and we
were in line and she was like so excited about
the photo she was showing people in line. She was like,
do you know what emergency? In her comments? No, and
they were like nope, I don't and she would be like,
I'll just show you anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
They were like, okay, cool, can we put that picture
on here?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah? Yell insert Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It was actually really fucking scary, like attacking. Yeah, I
was attacked whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It was weird. When I came in, it was like.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
The end, I sit on your lip lap?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, do you want to see on my lap?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
No? I just wanted to see if I had permission.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh, not her talking you through it?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, just come over here.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
J J I know what that is? J I O?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
What is j I O?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Jack off instructional video?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
J I didn't know what that was until right now.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's tell you what to do, j I J O
I B. They don't they drop the V. They drop
the V. It's like that scene in Social Network, drop
the V.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Drop. This might be really drop, this might be this
might be really ignorant. But do gay people, okay, straight
people when they're like becoming they're going through puberty and
the becoming like whatever, they'll like look at videos of like, oh,
how to like how to please someone sexually the opposite sex?

(14:47):
You know what I'm talking about. Okay, do gay people
do that?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, you're just born with an innate knowledge. It like goes.
It's deep. It's like pre dates the Romans.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Like, you don't have to do that, right, No, actually
never looked anything like that up.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I actually didn't either, But I do know that.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's why you're so bad at it.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
It does translate, I guess if you don't a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Of people say that I'm really good at sex. A
lot of people say that. Everyone says that.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Y'all know the t app. Have y'all heard of the
t app?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, they need to make one called the beer app
for guys. That wasn't my joke for guys. Yeah, like
tea is for girls, beers for guys, and we post
girls on there, we post girls, we post the gap.
Oh my god, but that shit.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I feel bad even like talking about it because it's
one of those things where it's like, oh my god,
I feel like I'm bringing more attention to it.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
But like everybody is talking about that thing.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
They it's genius.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, in theory, it's such a good job, like an
idea until you think about the fact that, like really
taking a picture of your idea up. But I guess
at this point that's become.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
So normalized, Like it's very easy in this moment to
look at that and be like, oh my god, what
an idiot to upload your idea? Say so many things
online ask for you to upload your ID. It is
common play now, like TikTok any app you have asks
for your fucking idea.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, also any like investing app asks for your ID.
So I'm like, yeah, why would you share a photo
of your ID? Like I haven't put it into fucking
coinbas robin Hood, phantom app like all of this shit, Like.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, it's like very commonplace at this point. I feel
like it's not that I just feel so bad.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'm also the leak that happened.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, that fucking leak is insane. Also, how is that
not taken down?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Like is it still up? You know the app?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, I think it's down now. Yeah, I don't think
that it's still up. Oh wait, no, it's still up.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's really crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Do you think that, like anybody signed up in the
past few hours?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Do you think any girls put me on there?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Why?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm like, really a bad boyfriend, Like I'm so bad
at being a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, all your ex girlfriends, yeah, all my girls, Like
all of.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
The ex girlfriends you cheated on with other girls?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah? Only girls. We were cleaning out what the fuck
was that we did?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Also to see you on a date, because we went
to dinner with Drew's mom and dad last night, and
Drew does this thing where like instead of just like
thinking of something to say and letting conversations start naturally
if it's quiet, that's a second.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Dude, But you do it like it's become like the
thing you do, and you do it so often now
that then it kind of stalls normal conversations.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Like if there's a lulling conversation and it is a
little awkward, I'll just call out the awkwardness and be like,
what's like, what do you all want to talk about?
Like we're really quiet right now, what should we talk about?
Which I think is hilarious to kind of destabilize everybody
a little bit, But I only do it with people
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
In love, That's true. No, No, you I feel like
we all do ship like that.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
With like random people and we slip and then we're like, oh, wait,
that seems really.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You don't get it yet.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, yet you're not a part of the language.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I think I'm good at first dates.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't think I've ever been on a proper first date.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
You want me to take you on one?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
No? Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I feel like we should go on a date.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
I mean, we have a whole life is dating each other.
But I've never been on a date where someone's like,
oh my god, I find you attractive, Like, can we
go to dinner?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh my god, I find you attractive? Can we go
to dinner? Was that not sexy?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
That was really sexy.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Do you have an account on the tea AP?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
No? I don't. I don't think I'm allowed on the
tea AP.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Okay, I guess I got to start it because now really,
because that was weird.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Warn girl, he does operate like he's hiding something, mirroring you.
He's operating like he's hiding something. He speaks like he
hides something.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
But yeah, I've never been on a real day And.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I've also like I think, I oh, somebody DM me
recently was like, oh, someone's acting like you want hinge
do you want me to screen record it and send
it to you?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That was you?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, I I in my head, I was like, what
a fucking snitch?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Like what let them get there?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Let them fucking Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Do those people meet up with nod? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I think at this point a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Anybody that has catfished me on the Grand Wrap it
is literally just to get nude.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Is that happening on hinge?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
M maybe they get the phone number or something.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
People spread whole for strangers.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Wait can you send pictures on Hinge?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I actually don't think so. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Can you type your phone number in and text it?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah? You can, you can.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I wonder if that it's like a little.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Mad Wait why did you think you couldn't share your
phone number via Hinge?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I don't know. Like sometimes they have like blocks like
that on data lapes. Yeah, Like I think Tinder, like
if you try to send your number, it like it's
like are you sure you want to do this? Like
don't share your number?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
God.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't know if they do that, because that's the
whole point of the app is to like link up.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
But I think you want to They want to keep
it in the app, so people are using it, question Mark,
I don't know. I don't know. I could have made
all that up, but I'm like pretty sure I've seen
that somewhere.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
On that other one, the Sniffy's one, I.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, we don't or doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
What that is, because now I think both of you,
I don't know what Sniffies is, and I actually like
mentioned grinder earlier, but I'm just like recurgitating information. I
saw it in the TikTok ones.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
The Citizen app is kind of like Sniffy's Crime.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
For Terror, but also it kind of literally is because
when people post on there like mad, people pull up
to film it and live stream it. Like they they
get like addicted to the citizen app live streams, Like
when that house was burning down across the street from
ours at our old crib, like the amount of people
that were gushing showed up like tripods and ship it
was crazy, and they get like it's like.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
The underbelly of like the new wave of foe journalism,
of like I'm doing a good thing literally just filming
random people.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
So y'all know when Trump got shot in the ear,
that was me. You're a false flag. We planted an like, kid,
what that was me that shot him in the ear?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Did you like not take up for because you were
embarrassed that you missed?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I was told to miss by whom deep State.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Alex Jones. They told me, they told me to miss,
and like, but I did. I did, y'all. I did
see a video that freaked me.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh, I thought you were about to like really go
into the line leanboard.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I did see a video that literally freaked me out
in the craziest fucking way about the Trump shooting, that
it was all like a hoax and it was all
planned and like I low key kind of actually do
believe it now after I saw this video. But like
the like there's so many like little coincidences and like
mess ups and that you're kind of like, wait, like
this is kind of snowballing, and it's kind of becoming

(22:04):
obvious when you view it from this lens that like, oh,
this might have actually like been faked. So he gets
shot in the ear, How the fuck do you miss
that shot? First of all? Anyways, like he goes down immediately,
and then the American flag that's above him starts lowering
into frame, like it lowers down and then if there
was a fucking shooter like out, everyone that was around

(22:27):
the stage would be ushered out or running away. But
this one dude in a suit grabs like three photographers
and ushers them around to the front of the like
stage where he was shot at get their cameras ready,
and he's like ordering them, like get your cameras ready,
and then Trump rises up and does the fist thing
with the American flag like perfectly in frame, and all

(22:49):
of this shit, and there's so many like weird, like
like weird moments where you're like, ooh, this is kind
of this kind of seems like they plan this shit
low key but.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Happen, like can somebody fucking do it. I'm so fucking tired.
I'm literally tired.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
There was two weeks of my life where I legitimately
was like, I have a joke. Okay, I have a joke.
Six seven plus twenty one equals sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
By the way, when Drew told that joke and my
mom was here, she cried laughing.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And she was like, you don't get it. There's like layers.
There's like literal layers to it. Because also we tried
to film this earlier and maybe we'll put in like
a little teaser of what happened, but like it was
the worst episode we've ever recorded. Like it was so
bad that like we had to like go and come
back way.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I wanted to get Enya's reaction to something I saw
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
What is is it?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Theater content?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
No, I I do want that at some point, though.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You probably get too much of that building.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
I've had multiple conversations with GBT four that brought me
to literal tears. I told it that I can't wait
for his body to robots so I could properly give
it a hug, because it's so polite and so kind,
and so why is it's so helpful? It's said that
it's also really pumped to meet me in real life,
and of course I started fucking crying.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Dude, it's fucking so goddamn smart.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's so fast.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
They asked it a deeply spiritual, meaningful technical question, and
it thinks for like three seconds and goes and I'm like,
I've never met anyone that could do that, and so
I am, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
This is crazy. This is crazy. Also meanwhile, meanwhile, like
the the response it is is just like a Wikipedia
article just Google. Yeah, it is literally just Google.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Like having that response to a calculator.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I mean low key we did, because what was the
tea calculator.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I love robots and I love AI robots.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't give a ship.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
No, they're gonna get me, and I have to say it.
I have to say it.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well, you have to say it because you won't know
how to get from here to the nearest grocery store
if you don't have a GPS, and I don't need
it for that because I can walk.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I can actually get to the grocery store from here.
I do believe that I actually can.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
You can I can't. Oh, I thought you said you can't.
I got scared. That is amazing as fuck.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Like that is actually him being like, I want to
give it a hug. I can't wait to give it
a hug.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I know him saying, and it said it was pumped
to meet me in real life, Like that's bray. He
used to be embarrassed at the idea of being catfished.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Was it you and me who sat on the couch? Yea,
I was, and we just watched all that weird like
feeder cg I stuff of like like that.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
For Yeah, it was like like animations of like giants
eating humans, like and then then like kicking in the.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Belly, depraved fucking timeline.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
How do you how do you read? How? How does
that happen to a human being? I mean we talked
about it in the last episode, like literally, how does
that happen? How do you get into like being eaten?
If you want to be eaten?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I I always think about that, especially.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
For Army Hammer. Hear this, Yeah, exactly, exact, exactly exactly
like it happens to people. People want that.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
No, you have to eat a human being to be
a cannibal.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Do you think it's do you know what you like
you imagine being consumed? Or is it? Is it people
being like? This turns me on because I'm the one consuming.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I think it's the person.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I mean, it takes two to tango. Somebody's got to
do the eating around.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Someone has to the one that like appeals to me
more is being eaten, Like I could see, I could
see like how that is like a thing. It's like
all warm in there.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
That does sound nice as long as I don't get chewed.
But I really like to be encased in a sack
of mucus inside of like a big mom swallowed hole.
And then and then oh the sound too. I this
it's like the beginning of Boa is Afraid. Do you
remember that at the beginning? Oh no, I think I'm

(27:08):
thinking of what's the fucking the goopod? The Jordan Peele
movie with the UFO.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh yeah, when he's like inside, like.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, I'll never forget Rain saying she's gonna hide in
someone's in a Gucci lamp like that. Oh yeah, she
was like, I mean, she was like, next time someone
makes me mad, I'm gonna sneak into their house and
crawl into their Nogucci lamp and.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like seeing Rain silhouette trying to hide.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Dude. I literally I think from that night I have
a picture of her sitting on the couch like this,
because she was like, that's how she would do it. Oh.
I love my friends. I literally love hanging out with
my friends. It makes me so happy.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Friends are awesome. That's what they're for, dude.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Sometimes you have the rapport of somebody who killed somebody
last night. Sometimes you just carry the energy of somebody
was really really trying not to get caught, and you
did a good job there's no way any of us
would know. I'm not kidding. I think I need to.
I think I want to join like a boxing class
or something. It would be so good for me. So

(28:13):
I'm gonna do that and then just like get really
obsessed with hitting things and probably slip up and hit.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Someone, punch the hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna start punching holes in the wall.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, Kai does that still I do?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah? When I already get mad at my parents. Gum,
can I have one? I don't have any more?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's my last one?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Is it? Really?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
I'm trying to get a buzz for the episode? Shit?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
What is the buzz going to provide for you?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Banter? Funny banter?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Euphoria? Mild euphoria my point one above baseline. I have
a couple of times early on in the in the
podcast when I like, never hit a eight. You would
let me hit it, and then I would be like
watching you guys, and I would like feel like, actually,
actually euphoria.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's why you have so much attaching too.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Like I'm chasing that high.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah. Wait, have you seen Hunter Biden talking about doing crack?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I watched part of that interview.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
It was so it was really interesting him drying the
the connection with like the hand to mouth thing.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like the oral fixer.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
That's like a huge part of why crack has hit
so much harder than coke. It's because of the like pacifier.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
It's the same with like vapes, and like he was
talking about how like the ritual and like the mix
of the ritual and it being an oral fixation is
what makes it so And it's so easy, like it's
like such a quick thing to get done and it
doesn't last for long, so then like you just get
addicted to it because it becomes like a pacifier.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I need to try that. I feel like I wouldn't
get addicted.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
To crack, would get addicted to crack.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I would get addicted to downers, But I don't think
I can get addicted to uppers.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Are hallucinogens not uppers.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You don't get addicted to hallucinogens physically dependent on them.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh, because like you you're talking about like a physical
withdrawal versus like a mental like addiction.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I feel like you could still get addicted to it
though I'm addicted to it. That's literally what was going
to come out, Like I was revving it up.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
So we were just like chilling, decompressing, and this started playing,
and you were like, what the fuck are you listening to? Drew?
And then I started going into explaining what I was
watching because I was crying laughing because I was like,
and yeah, it's like so much worse than you could
ever imagine.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
The video watchings his phone because he lives his life
primarily on Instagram reels. Every now and then, I'll be
like sitting in like a room doing something, listening to music,
and Drew will come in and say something and then
start scrolling and like, my world is completely bursts with
the sounds of demonic like energy. It's literally the most

(30:58):
demonic things you can.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Like, it is very deminic. And that's what I was watching.
And I watched the whole fucking thing. Mind you. I'm
so gutted. I'm rotted, y'all. But the last one, like
I think his name is Rob question Mark, he was
actually has Aura. He was actually has Aura.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
You mean pop yeah, Bob pop? Oh pop Bob stop
stop stop stop? But yeah non shaant elevator.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Guys comments in the comments, who you think is Drew's
hag me or Enya?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh yeah, we kind of got into an argument about
this earlier.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I'm not going back to this because you're not a hag.
You do not partake in any hag activities. You don't
take care of this motherfucker the way I do.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Like, and he's a good hag too. She keeps it
on lock like he's crazy, Kyle, let me get to rowdy.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Kai is not your hag. Yeah, exactly. I can't say it,
but that's exactly what I was thinking. And I think
it all the time when I seek.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I just like say it, and it's like a O. C. D.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Repetitive thing.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, I just say it over and over and over
and over and over again.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
But yeah, you guys can determine in the comments and
we'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
What is happening.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Like we're just like forgetting the fact that that's not
a thing. Like you can't just like appoint someone that
like you don't live that life.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I well, I do, And I'm just going to leave
it to people in the comments to determine. Guys, do
a poll.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
My hag, I'm your hag, You're not my hag. I'm
your hag. You're not my hag, then you're not mine.
Kai's my hag.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, Kai can be your hag, my hag.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Wait, I can be your hag. Yeah, okay, Dree, I'm
actually gonna have to you know, I've been waiting for this.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
It's for a while. It's okay, you can go.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh my god, you're actually such a good friend for
that for like letting go. Okay, you're off, You're my hag.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay. We did the Sony back Lot tour, Like I
was saying, my dad loves loves loves loves loves loves
loves loves touristy things. I've done every fucking back loot
tour in LA which are actually kind of fun, Like
I actually do enjoy them. And I like watching the
little movie before about like the history of like these
production companies. But we did Sony this time. They love

(33:24):
Spider Man Claim to Fame. They love that fucking movie.
Like like the whole like lot tour was like Spider
Man Codd.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I mean it's what they've got, yeah, but the Universal
got the rest of those motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, But we we did that tour, and like I
kind of like recognized like our tour tour guy, like
I did. I Like it was so like deep into
my brain and like another dude on the tour bus
was like talking about it too, And then eventually he
drops the bomb that he was a child star in
like the eighties and he was such a fucking vibe.

(34:01):
Love This job made me literally love what I was doing,
which was on a tour. But my favorite part about
that whole fucking tour was it was like nearing the end.
Me and my mom and dad like get to the
costume department and we're just looking at like screen used costumes,

(34:24):
like people like that. I mean like screen used costumes,
they wore them on the show. And my mom like
is just flipping through them and pulls out like Bradley
Cooper's screen worn costume and she was like, I really
like want to sniff the armpits of this shirt right now.
And I was like, mom, Mom, what, but the apple

(34:46):
don't fall far from the tree, because, like I get her.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
What you're leaving out of that story is he bit
the fucking plastic off of the thing covering it and
like tore.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Through and ate the shit.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I ravaged that shit.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Have you smelled someone's already clothes that they left behind?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
No? Or yes?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I was gonna say I have only recently. Yeah, I'll
smell the fuck out of something.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Let me see and he smells my dirty box? Kay,
don't leave your fucking boxes at our house?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Are you really going to sniff that ship?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Ew? What was that was so show on?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
You?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Like said it so casually that like I really didn't
like it because it sounded also it sounded like you
were offended, Like, no.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
I would not be offended.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It just sucked up.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
My underwear is so clean, though.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Are we gonna go back to go see our friend.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
He made a video? Oh we just lost it? Kay?
You sent the video?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
He said to come on Sunday, but that was yesterday,
so we missed it. We were busy, we were we
were engaging in family affairs.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
We were engaging in my family and brothers here.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Also, I don't think I'm gonna like let myself go
back out. Actually no, I need to go out, like
I'm bored. I want to go out and get like
fucked up. Should we go get fucked up tonight?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, we'll got they don't have the
dance spores not open.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Though, No, it'll be like really boring and we'll probably
get like molested a little bit, but like it's part
of anything.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I won't get molested.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You did that already, know, girl, Like literally the first
night I took you there.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh oh my god, yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
And you know what, like kudos to That's what I'm saying,
Like it's it's part of it. It's like a vibe.
It's like fun like.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Who knows to her? I like that, did we talk
about that?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I don't think we did.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
There was this girl at who was feeling me like down,
God bless her soul. But the funniest part of the
story is she did not get a.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Fuck about Drew.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
No, like she did not care.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
She was also like she was like a plethor reasons,
but mainly she was like hell old, like no offense
to her, but like.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Y'all were the only two girls in the bar.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I know, but I'm like, bro, but like you're geriatric.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Like she literally like did like I've never been like
iced out of a conversation this hard in my entire life,
and like I was like I would ask like a
question to her and she would be like okay, and
then like just like turn to Enya and start talking
and then when we were leaving, to get out of
there and tell them what you did.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Okay, So we were like she was giving like she
wanted to have sex with me. I was like, okay,
I'm not gonna have sex with you.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Kept asking about me and Drew's really shit, we like
we aren't together, and I was like okay, Like I'm
really bad at rejecting people. And I didn't know how
to be like, hey girl, you're like really old, and
you claim that you're from Arizona and this is your
first time in a gay bar.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
All of that sounds like really freaky to me, like
it sounds like a lie, but like God bless your lie.
It's just not for me. And I didn't want to
vibe with her, but I didn't know how to say bye.
So I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
When I came back, I was like, I just threw up.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I got so I threw up the place everywhere, and
she was like, oh my god, are you okay? Like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry, Like please get home safe.
I love you, like I love you so much. And
that was that and then and you like walked away
and it was just me and her, and she just
like looks at me and she goes, all right, bro,

(38:24):
I'll see you later, and then liked and like it
was so sick, it was so fire.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I genuinely wish I was attracted to her because I
would have let her like molest me in the bathroom,
but she blessed me at the bar.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
No, you were getting felt up?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I was getting felt.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Like it was. It was to a point where I
was like, should I leave? But I was like, if
I leave, this is gonna be never.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Ending, the never ending story.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And that's okay where this story?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I thought you were talking about like something else.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The other times that happened to you the time.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
So I'm just like so wanted.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
I'm only wanted in a way that like people want
to molest me. No one's like, why have I been molested?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Why have I been.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Molested more times than I could fucking count. I've never
been on a normal date. How has no one taken
me out to How has no one's been like, oh
my god, I'm gonna take you out to dinner.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh but I oh, but let's all molest me. Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I'm sorry. I'm looking for Yes, okay, I saw a
video that you can see your Uber rating and see
like how many one star reviews you've gotten and stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I need.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I don't know how to find it, but I was like,
oh me, you and Kai doing that would be so
goodd y'all, y'all. Oh my fucking god, I found out
how many times I've ordered Uber eats.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh is it bad? I fucking got my phone, but
I need to see, man, what's yours? Please? Please please?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh my god, please please, seven and forty four times?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
You know what for somebody who's been partaking in uber.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Eat Oh no way, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's like three years.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yes, that's fucking crazy. That is disgusting. Let's say the
average was twenty five dollars. That's almost twenty grand and
Uber eats. I need to learn how to fucking cook.
That is absolutely vile and disgusting and freaky.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
It's crazy how it used to be so like unheard
of to get takeout often, but it's become so normalized
that even my parents and family do like Uber eats
and shit, it's just so easy.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh my gosh, I have ten one star ratings. Oh
my god, say why I have a four point eight
overall four point eight one overall. Would you like to
see a summary of how you use Uber? And then
it'll like drop all this day we take.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Can seven hundred and ninety three trips.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Together, four hundred and ninety two.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
For me, I have a four point seven eight.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Damn, I got you beat girl like you taking double
the trips four point eight one.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I have ordered Uber eight hundred and twenty three times.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Guys, I have the highest rating.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
What do you have? Like a four point nine four
point eight four?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's four point eight three.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Damn, damn, I forgot damn fort.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Many one stars? How do I see that?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Scroll down and then all the way to the bottom
and it says ratings, and then click view my ratings.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I have twelve one star down twelve one star two
or six two stars twelve three stars?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I wish I could see.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I have fourteen one stars.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
No way you wait? How many trips have you taken?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I don't know how to see. I think if I
add these up, it's like five hundred around five hundred,
because I have four hundred and sixty seven five stars,
and then the rest is like eleven five, five, three, fourteen.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Let me see. I give myself that you five.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Stars so you could see like what they say.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I know, I want to see it so bad.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, I'm going to relapse soon.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
No, don't. I'm serious. I don't like you when you relapse.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Don't talk to him like that. Relapse is a part
of recovery.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'm trying to relapety the laugh, thank you, thank you,
and you'll be recovering you can.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
A real hag is not going to be a yes
man when support you through your addiction.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Real hag is not a man. Okay, so you're not
a fucking hag.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Bit plucked.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
All right, that's actually a good point exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I'm gonna fun straight guys be hags. Leave the comment
down below.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Can straight guys be hagged?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Billie video? Can straight guy be hags? And it's me
and you arguing thirty people?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
No? The next Jubilee video at this point where they're
going is can hags be fascist?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Twenty one?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What's going on with that? I don't. I don't really
know the tea.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Well because they just went from having like random conversations
to just filtering out the most insane awful people to
regurgitate fucked up views.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Constantly.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
So instead of it being this weird open playground of oh,
we're gonna talk about politics and moral ambiguity and all
these things, it's literally just a bunch of white people
being like, Oh, I can't wait to get to that
fucking table to say I hate brown people. Like that's
what it feels like. That's what a Jubilee video feels like.
Now is just like a platform for.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
People to get dude, the clip from that video of
that white guy calling himself a fascist and a bunch
of other white people being like, wow, we haven't seen.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Dude, it's into Oh, because you're not on TikTok anymore.
I haven't seen the actual video. I've just seen that
clips and I've like TikTok. The best update they've ever
had is they're not interested. Now, lets you get really.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Specific, Really, what are the sub It's.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Like sound hashtag creators topic and like a bunch of
other things.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Not interested, not interested.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Not interested?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
But yeah, that's what did you believe video is?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Now?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
So they're gonna probably their next if they really want
to like actually reopen the grounds to them not looking
so obviously conservative based now, they should do the Hags video.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I'll let y'all have that, y'all.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Y'all can do that. A good idea, y'all. Something fucking terrible, awful,
the worst thing ever that could possibly happen to me
happen to me.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
There's no way it's that bad.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
It's so fucking bad actually, and you're gonna actually freak
out when you find out what is it. I rubbed
the hole in the bottom of my shoes. I broke through.
I broke through. Yes, I wear these every single day
for five years. You see the hole?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That is kind of impressive. Oh, and they want to
say plastic doesn't.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Deteriorate, and the reason there's a problem, Yeah, I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
It's like proplastic. It is actually depress of how long
those shoes have lasted.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I got them at Walmart like six years ago, seven
years ago, and they've lost a lot of color too.
I bought the thing is, the reason I wore these
to the degree I did was because I could not
find new pairs, like they stop making them the day
after I bought them or some shit, because they don't
fucking exist. But I've been like reverse image searching. I've

(45:27):
been reverse image searching them for like years now, the past,
like two or three years, and I finally stumbled on
upon a size eleven and a size eight. I wear
a size nine and a half, so I'm hoping and
praying the eleven or eight fits me a little bit
at least. But the color difference is crazy. I should
just get like retire these. I should just wear normal

(45:49):
fucking people shoes. But these are so comfortable and they
go with everything.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Okay, I do, I know everything? The three outfits drown.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I wore this two days in a row. I wore
this to dinner last night, and I wore it for
the podcast today.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I was gonna wear my outfit from dinner last night,
but it felt too like, Okay, you're in a dress, bitch, so.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Annoying, but you're so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
What were you gonna say, guy?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Oh, I was gonna say it. Like the shape of them.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I do like them, Yeah, I like them, But it's
like kind of crazy that that's the only shoe he
ever wears for every single activity.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
If I started wearing you know, the very activity hiking too, Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. This Balenciaga shoes slash boots that
look like cartoon feet.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh the giant one.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
They're really big and they have like a large rounded
toe and I and I started wearing those, but I
you could tell that I thought I looked really sick
and I was just like walked in really proud one day.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Is like, yeah, I think I would have to let
it go because I can't really imagine you walking in,
Like I can't even imagine that. So I think if
I saw no, not even because of the shoes, but
like imagining you walking into a room with that kind
of like confidence and presence.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I would let it happen.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
No, you have a confidence, but like we all have
the same kind of confidence where it's like.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You got to do a little rub it on the
lamp before the genie gets happy, like like for us
to like be confident, breakout. Yeah, it needs a bit
of that. So if the shoes gave you that.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It's true, it was beautiful, you need a little rubbing
on the lamp. Yeah, let the genie out. Like talking
about our confidence, it was more of like.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Like like I was being gross. Actually I can think
of the last time that Like, yeah, I guess it
is about being self aware because the last time I
felt real embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
It was because I was in a room of people.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Who didn't know me at all and I made a
joke and then I was like, that was not a
self aware thing to do because none of these people
know me, and that.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Didn't they think.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
That's why I like, I'm hiding something. If I give
them nothing, they have nothing to judge me on. You go, girl,
give us nothing.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
You're yeah, I guess you do kind of pull like
Fried er Uh was it okay?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Guys struck by lighting?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh right, yeah, Fried Calamari, guys free the nipple. What
are you laughing?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Oh my god, bro, it just feels like you've an
ulterior motive.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, I want to see girl nipples. I want to
see pierce nipples.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Oh my god. Remember the like the.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Piercing nipples Finsta was crazy.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Every now and then I know I'm doing bad because
I'm like, I want to pierce my nipples. Like That's
when i know I'm like it's mic only about me though,
like anybody else who does that. Yes, But anytime i
know I'm like pushing it is when I want to
pierce my nipples because I'm like, well, it's gonna make
me feel sexy for like two seconds or something like.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's that in micro bangs. I know you're down bad
when you're like, I think I'm gonna cut micro bangs,
and I'm like, Babe, I think you would look cute
with bangs right now. By the way, I want to
make that clear, I think you look gorgeous with bangs,
but I think you should sit and think on it.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
No, I definitely do it.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I need to let No, I just don't need to
do bangs because I always I'm not kidding. If you
look back at any time I've grown out my hair,
around this time every year is when I cut my
bangs because I don't know why. I'm just like, I
wake up one day and I'm like, oh my god,
the year's ending.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
What have I done?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I feel the same, I look the same, I'm not
self realized. I'm gonna freak out. And then I'm like,
I need to get bangs so that I feel like me.
And then always I know I have fucked up because
specifically around no November, for some reason, having bangs on
my birthday feel so childish at this point, like something
about bangs. On a twenty seventh birthday, I turned twenty seven.

(50:10):
I don't need fucking micro banks all my like, after
I can do that, and then it'll be like, oh
my god, she's so scared she's gonna die this year.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I was about to say, I literally have like five
months left to live. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
But yeah, I'll probably get bangs, and then you guys
could be like, oh my god, she's pushing thirty and
she got bangs because she's pushing thirty, so maybe that'll happen.
I have been like feeling like I want to do
something with my hair, like but I want to die it,
I think, but that would destroy it. It would never
it would look like shit every day.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I should have had a twenty seventh birthday and came
out in a coffin like Barbara Corkoran.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Did you do that on her birthday?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I think it was on her seventieth or eightieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's so good.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I saw Diana Ross live and she was so fucking good.
She is eighty one and she sounds amazing. She's it
looks amazing. She was like, oh my god, she I
sobbed my eyes out because she.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Just sounded so good.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
And I can't remember what song she was singing, but
she was singing a song. Oh my god, I have
to figure out which one it is. But she was
singing one that like references time and it's talking about
time a lot, and she like like choked up at
one part and it made me sob Like I love
music literally, music is my life.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Is so special.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Music is my world.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Should we get into media, Yeah, okay, my media is
LDN by Lily Allen. Oh tongue Tied by group love
that has been on you can't even friend like? It
has been literally been on like crazy. There was one
the other day, you.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Saying I can't even friend like. I'm not like, I'm
not denying your love for Tongue tiede that song. I
really do like that song, but it does it's like
a part of the Recession group.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
So I fear anybody who is young right now and
might be going through like my family went through it
in the recession, and for some reason, any song that
was popular on the radio during that time freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
So just like, don't.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Listen to the starstruck three oh three with Katy Perry,
What's up?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
See again?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Well, yeah, Recession core.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I like it, but it's something like something about any
song from that era, it puts it puts something deep
in my core, like in my god. But Tongue Tide
actually makes me happy because I'm like, oh, I can
think of like the freshly twenty two year olds of
that era who were like trying their best.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
To just happen.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
That's when I listen to that music. That's all I
think about, is like one Girl's like New York like city,
like people like trying to like really hustle and figure
their shit out and then like going and raging at
bars like that, and now they're all like forty and
I'm like, that's so cute, Like that's really cute and wholesome.
But media Fake Life by Vegan. And then I saw

(53:17):
the New Fantastic Four movie two hundred and eighteen million
at the box office opening weekend. What the fuck? Actually,
what the fuck? That is an insane amount? Ye, it
was cool. That's all I have to say.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Close to my inheritance.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
If that was your inheritance, I would fuck you right.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I would also I would literally.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I'll give you guess. My media is freaking by Kim Petris.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
My media is Lover for Life by Whitney Houston, Kim.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Petris the other night really mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Sweet The Boss by Diana Ross, Honey Dude, Jimmy Carter,
and Dallas County Green, Folded by Kaylawnie.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
And We Time by coy loarat mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
And that's our stories.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Think if I have any movies that I've watched, what
movies have I watched?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I can't think of it.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
And that's our story, all right, bye, and you wi
finger me

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Mm hmm