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Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studio

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh my god, two hundred episodes, two hundredth episode.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're celebrating exactly how mid to late twenty year olds
would celebrate anything, which is by doing absolutely nothing, like
what what are you supposed to do? Two hundred and
eight does seem to me more appropriate to celebrate because
that's like fifty two, fifty two fifty two. But have
we been in like podcasting since a leap year?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't think that one's been the last like leap year.
I feel like it kind of happened more recently. Also, wait,
I met somebody recently who did not know that February
had twenty eight days like they were until right now.
Stop playing with me, because you are way too fucking
old to not know that.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I literally I knew that some months had a west days,
but didn't know it's as low as twenty eight. That's
very low.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
The new leap year or the last leap year was
twenty twenty four. Twenty twenty eight is the next leap year?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You have nobody even Like when I say, I sound crazy,
but you not knowing what a leap year is is
genuinely jarring for the amount you know about Like computers
and shit, I've heard.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
About he's a leap year. Why why is there an
extra day every four years?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Because we have leftovers and we're not wasteful.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
With the rotation of the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Uh, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, should I have to get my headphones really quick? Sorry?
Oh my god, let me just grab that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait. The edition of One Day February twenty ninth, which
is today, makes the year so.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Scary opening a book back? Oh? Oh, is that a
bunch of vibrators?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Why do you have a bunch of pebble vibrators?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
One second?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wait, why do you have these?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, they're unopened, so like, actually, I have a lot
to say.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm going to take this.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Why do you have so many?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I went to the Rene party and got a bunch
of vibrators.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's amazing. Why didn't everybody just open them up and
use them there? Like the best kind of gift is
some people.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Some people did open them.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Some people did I was gonna go, but I was sick.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
It was so fun. There was a stud room.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really yeah, Like I was trying to think, like, were
there actually studs there?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
There might have been like one maybe wrap was the
stud is the stud tonight?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh? Yeah, I was supposed to go to that too,
but I've been being a mother. I've been busy being
a mother, Like just my siblings are in town, so
I've been like, you know, feeding them and entertaining them.
They are so disinterested in absolutely the most part.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Crazy to be a teenager right now with iPhones because
like brain fried.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, the brain is a bit fried. Like they're very
intelligent kids, but genuinely, they are the most alive when
they're at home, when.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
They're act which I can't even which that is me.
I champion that, like my safe space is my iPhone.
When I lay in bed with my goddamn iPhone, that
is the greatest feeling God has.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, but it is like it's so interesting because like
at least Natalie, she's been talking about like every time
we've hung out with all of our friends and them,
she'll be like, damn, I wish I talked more like
I feel so that like she wants to be more
expressive and more sociable. But it's just like kids are
so isolated now, especially I always forget that they are

(04:04):
COVID kids like they are actually they were affected by that,
and I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Actually, my I
will say my siblings at least, they're like very well mannered,
and I'd rather have a teenager around me who's like
a bit timid.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Than like a scary teenager.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That's mean a me, like a scary like overly confident,
exuberant ass kid who's like a know it all. Yeah,
and that's how I was. But my siblings are like that,
but they keep it chill. They act like they like
don't know, but they they are thinking a lot, and
they are really observing and it kind of scares me

(04:44):
because it feels like an observing eye.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, I'm sick.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I'm I woke up.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I sleep with Drew all the time. We know this,
and I woke up because he keeps also like I'm sorry.
When men are sick, like seriously get it together. Like
when men are sick, I just don't get it. But
this morning I woke up and we were hella close
to each other, and I've never moved away so fast.
It actually helped me get out of bed.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I saw like your pillow for it that you built
between us.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, because we were way too close. I woke up
and it like our mouths were kind of closed, and
I almost went to kiss you, and I was like, oh,
this motherfucker is sick. And then I put my pillow
and I moved over.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I kissed in her sleep last night to get me sick. Well,
something absolutely or shattering, groundbreaking, amazing happened to me this
past week. So I got a TV from my bedroom.
I used to be anti TV in the bedroom, but
now I want a TV in my bedroom and I
fall asleep with it on every single anti.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
TV in the bedroom is like, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, I just I want to watch TV, but our
living room is so uncomfortable and terrible and that couch
fuck sucks, and the TV's like fourteen miles away that
it's just like where am I going to watch TV
in my bedroom? So I'm on board. But while I
was shopping for my TV at Best by Guys, I

(06:13):
ran into Cookie King and k Shaw me and that
was very big for me, like I.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Got them sick because that was like right before you
actually were sick.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And ironically like very big for me, Like, but I
was surprised with myself, like I actually was like, bitch,
I'm gonna go up to them. I don't give a fuck.
But like and I just like shouted cookie. I was
like cookie, Cookie, and he was just ignoring me because
he thought I was like a fan or whatever. Am
a fan, but he was like ignoring me.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And I was also, he was probably ignoring you, not
because you look like a fan, but because you are
a grown ass man yelling cookie to another grown man.
And it definitely you, you and Josh together, I'd be like, oh,
hell no, they're gonna like bully me.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah no. He he dapped me up and was like, oh,
it's good to meat or good to see you. And
he's like, wait, I like recognize you. And I was like, yeah,
I like to internet stuff and he was like, oh
my gosh, yeah we've DMed. We've DMN Me and Cookie
King of dmned obviously like we go way back.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I was like, oh my god, Drew.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
He was like, but we're gonna link up this week
and go grab lunch or something. We're making plans right now.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
So what does he do?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I literally don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Literally me when someone asked what.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I yeah, no, it's really it's hard. It's hard to describe,
but every single person, close friends, every single person that
responded to my close friends story was like who the
fuck is this? Like, why are you this? Geeked about
it and I was like, guys, if you knew, you
knew you, if you know, you know like hillsbro Hills, Like.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's just it's just major, it's just cookie king cookie lore.
But he posted the live photo of us on his TikTok.
So now I'm in the cookie Verse. I'm in the universe.
I broke into the lore and I won't insert the
picture here, but yeah, I also met why do he.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Before he posted on his close friends? He sent it
in our group chat and anything is like, who is
that like? And then he said who it was and
nobody said anything else.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Josh gets it. Josh understands that.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it's like the straight guy who's on his phone
here in the house. He would beat happen, Like, what
the fuck is the Cookie Verse?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah? Khami was there too, and I kind of accidentally
dubbed him. He's like a look smackxer Okay, he he
does like me. He like acts like American psycho. What's
his name?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh yeah, McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, No, like the characters.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I know, well, I I don't know the characters.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
But he acts like him and that's like his whole stick,
and he kind of like looks like him, but like, bitch,
they like both like Cookie King, like his whole thing
is like looks minim I saying like he like trolls.
He like trolls like looks Maxers. But I was like, bitch,
you like look good as fucking person. Like I was
genuinely shocked, Like he makes himself like intentionally look worse online, but.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
So people could watch him like glow up. Also, I
just choked on air and spit for the first time
in so long. He just wants people to be able
to follow a glow up. Yeah, exactly, he's got plans.
He's got big plans about his like looks minimizing or
whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, there's this one account that I've been keeping up
with a looks minimizer, and he lifts only with this muscle,
like with this exactly, not this side, just this side.
He only works out this muscle, and his face is
like deformed and like melting off the side of his body,
like it's fucking crazy exercise. Yeah, he just works out

(09:48):
this muscle like this. Why only this one?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Why does he do that?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
He just wants to like see how far he can,
and it's fucking crazy. He's like deformed and ship like,
you really can't fuck your ship up.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's he looks minimizing. Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I thought
that was something that you could do to make your
face look better. But then I realized you're talking about
like minimizers. So anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Put in an edit. Fuck one of those. Like when
I was talking about Jordan Barrett, Oh you got, I got,
I got putting the ball, get it? Who's Jordan Barrett? Oh,
the scary guy. He is the weirdest looking person ever.
I'm sorry. I that was your twin, I would be

(10:29):
grossed out. And it cracked me up because I was like, whoa,
this is fucked up. If I was twelve, like if
I was like a young girl and I was like,
oh my god, this is so sad. A bunch of
like random straight guys think I'm ugly, but that has
always been my reality. Like seeing that, I was like.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, we were talking yesterday, like literally, I think the
worst thing that someone can do to me is call
me cute. I don't want to be cute. I want
to be yes, Yet I'm not cute, I'm hot, Like please, actually, no,
I'm not. I know I'm not hot. I'm like, I know,
I got a baby face.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm cute.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but like, oh my god, like getting called cute
can sound so mean, sometimes so condescending.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Getting called cute by like a woman who I find
like hot, I'm like, you're so cute. It feels like
being friend zoned. That's like the closest to like it. Like, oh,
I'm like, oh, I find you attractive, and now you're
calling You're like, oh my god, you're so cute. I'm like, yeah,
you think I'm a little kid. I'm like a little
guy to you.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Like that. That's it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Like it's like I'm not even one of the girls.
I'm like a little guy to you if you say
that to me. But yeah, I got put in a
weird ass mog at it and guess what, y'all only
used old clips of him.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, I don't support the Jordan Barrett.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hey, it's not even hate. It's just like damn if
girls get to like get dissed on for it too,
like guys too. Also, girls ig models should get to
be considered like looks maxers too, No, like they are
looks like those are the og looks maxers.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Girl, that's just like rexy tumblr.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
No no, no, no no no, because to me, like
I'm not in the looks Maxing community, but to me,
looks Maxing you also have to have swag because you
can't have like a lot of I think the issue
with a lot of that is like y'all are so
focused on like your face that you're not focused on
the other senses, like mildew. Mildew, Like that is a scent.

(12:41):
That is a scent I imagine from somebody who's like
really obsessed with looks Maxing is like a mildew scent
and like not even on bra detergent. Yeah literally, and
like uh like bluish stains on every light piece of
clothing from dumping like tide in there. Like that's what
I'm imagining. And I'm all for a face card, but

(13:04):
like sometimes they're gonna ask for your ID, Like even
with a face card, like if you're making a big purchase,
even if you look like you have the bread, they're
gonna ask you for ID because like fraud happens, and
like to me, your ID is your your swag And
a lot of people are swagless. So to me, IG
models are the true looks maxers, because even that e

(13:25):
ed shit, bro, that is not a vibe, Like, that's
not even looks maxing. You're actually looks deteriorating.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
You look like shit tee.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Also like, oh my god, I can't stand a motherfucker
who makes eating more complicated because I'm like a complicated
eater in the sense that I never have something specific
I want to eat. But I can't stand somebody who's
gonna like hang out And I guess that's kind of you,
but for different reasons, because you'll knock out. I'm saying, like,
I hate ending up at a dinner situation with somebody

(13:53):
who's like, I'm keeter or something good.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
What are your gluten free options? Like, bitch, eat the
fucking boy, come on you have. But I think I
think no, no, no, Celiac is fake. I think Celiac
is fake, just like Lime's disease is fake. I'm not
buying any of this. Buy I really, I'm not buying
any of this. Y'all are faking it. Y'all are all
faking it.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Rehab, but like have Celiac disease and I'm like, yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, bread does blacktose intolerance. While we're here, let's talk
about nur bitch.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Come on, Oh, it's gonna make you ship. A lot
of things make you shit.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Denying ship, Like I know Celiac's disease is real, but
like a lot of you bitches are faking it for
the cloud.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Like I know that, we know that's not even baking
it for the cloud. It's literally like, yeah, we could
google anything and find the answers we want. Nom Like
that's kind of more what it is. It's like post COVID,
everyone got to be inside and like do experiments.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Is my stomach hurt after I eat ten pounds of bread?
Oh you are gluten intolerant. No, you ate tens pounds
of fucking bread? Like girl, what?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
But I will say I'm back to whole milk if
anybody cares me too, I'm like, not on my.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
The gays are drinking milk again, recession indicator.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
My joints need to be strong.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Whoa calcium?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I can't drink whole milk. I can't drink any milk.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I can't drink that. You don't even have to say that,
Like if I went to a coffee shop or something
with you, which is crazy. We've never been to a
coffee shop together.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Like so many that's alone with yes, us three we've
been to a coffee shop together.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Maybe not me.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, I was thinking maybe just me and Kai, like
I imagine, because I wouldn't go to a fucking coffee
shop with you, bitch. You don't have coffee.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh have I not been drinking coffee for the past
two days? Y'all? I love coffee, I literally love He
says that.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
What he means is he gets a coffee and takes
like maximum eightis out of it, so then there's just
like a full coffee left. But he likes is micro coffee.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, I get it. For the first time, like the past,
like a couple of days, I've been drinking like coffee
and I get this this rush of energy, and I
see what y'all are talking about. I've never had that.
But like I stay awake.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Now you get why some people don't want to talk
before that.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Huh yeah, don't talk to me before my coffee. Back
to not being able to drink whole milk h O
l E.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, No, I meant whole milk is in w h
O l E.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Whole h O l E.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Whole milk h O l E.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
We're talking about but whole milk.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, that's what we're talking about, drinking whole milk. You
thought like with the.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
W they're douching with percent. Yeah, with half and half,
they're douching with skim.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
They're douching with heavy whipping butter cream, the butter and
when flesh.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, okay, okay, sorry, I didn't know you're talking about
like a hole in something.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
So you can't have whole milk? Why are you lacked up?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
And I've never the whole milk you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I've never tried okay, like milk from a cow.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Was that a Doja cat reference?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's crazy how that was pre COVID? Was that pre COVID?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
That was five years before COVID?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Like that's like, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't know do like I know Doja? Okay, so hot?
You give me so hot? Fine?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like you found that? Actually, no, you were like a SoundCloud.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah I was. I was a sound clown.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, So you can't have whole milk.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I can't. It'll have my ankles behind my head.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Can you ice cream?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And shit, I can't. I can't have any cream. I
can't have any cream because I was I was always like, oh,
I would get like an upset stomach. But then I
stopped eating it for three years. And this is a thing.
You lose the enzyme, and so now it like fucks
me up.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I just saw a new I started microdosing back to it,
and now I'm fully back.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
After your tea break.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, my milk tea break, y'all, y'all know the Penny
Nickel dime girl. Yeah, Penny Nickel dime, Penny Penny nickeled
dime quarter. Y'all know her. We'll insert the clip, you guys.
Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Penny Nickel dime Nickel,
Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Penny Nickel Quarter. Bitch. I just

(18:41):
found out last week that she's fucking Megan like that
little creepy doll that dances.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I thought you meant Meghan Trainer, Megan the Stallion.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
She's Megan the Stallion. She grew up to be Megan
the Stallion. No, but Penny Nickel Dime.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's actually what I thought was gonna happen to me,
like growing up, as I was like, in one day,
I'll just look like that making a girl.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh god, wait, okay.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
This is a crazy way I'm sitting now.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
This girl is fucking Megan y'all. She's a voice.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think wait, I think she's the dancer now.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, like the whole thing is based off of her,
Like I saw her doing like.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Somebody saw that video of her and was like, dude,
that looks like a droid that.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Would show up on that looks like an evil, fucking
creepy doll.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Imagine nothing chasing you in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
The reason I found this out is because I like
was stalking her Instagram because I was like, wait, Pennynickel
diamond girl, Like that video was very important to me,
Like yes, seven years ago, eight years ago, it got
me out of like a really dark place. But I
just was like I stumbled up on her Instagram and.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Making faces to that as if people who don't listen
to this podcast come up and Dead Series are saying
that to us, and I'm like, that is so sweet,
and then it's like, what are we talking?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're talking about butthole milk making butter inside Collins. Oh
my god, you saved my life. I know I did.
Oh my god, I know. No. But yeah, that was
just like a shocking revelation. I had that that the
Megan two point zero girl, her name is wait.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Have you seen Megan two point Oh? Was that out yet?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Jenna Davis? That's Penny Nickel dime. I didn't see it,
but it hurt. Its dog shit, But like it's like,
it's like all dogshit movies. If you like go into
it and you're like, you know it's dogshit, then you'll
have fun.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Like, well, to me, bar, you're going into Megan two
looking for some like cinematics. This girl is like, that's
a bigger question.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
She was in Raven's home. Vamporina Lisa. She is a star, y'all,
Vamporina me in what's it called? She wasn't chicken girls
in yet?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
What was she was?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
She was shaking?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I go, what was the one? I was in her hair?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Girl repeating the Brat universe extended Brat Cinematic universe.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Dude, fuck what was it?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
It was like up stuck or something.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Like that, stuck stuck, stuck stick It stick it.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh my god, I had a big crush on her.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I wanted her so fucking bad.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't think. I don't think I had a crush
on her. I think I wanted to be her. I
think I wanted to be doing cool like. I wanted
to be like cool girl like doing flips and ship.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I wanted to be cool mask lesbian beefing with the
feminine girls, with the girls and hoping that they're actually down.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
For Did she data guy like, did she hook up
with one of those guys in that movie or did
they make her?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I don't remember. I don't think she was a lesbian.
I think there was a love interest, but I don't remember.
In my head, yeah, in my head, the point of
that movie is she's a badass girl. You get sent
away to fucking gymnastics camp or whatever the fuck. She
starts beefing with the pretty like other hot girl and
they're really duking it out and they're just really getting

(22:09):
gymnastics and everyone's hot.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm literally getting full blown chills thinking about this scene
when they all went and then Yeah, the girl that
wasn't a girl's girl became.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
She was prudish and she was like I'm a little.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Like, fuck you, mom, I'm gonna show my bra strap
and then she like went him and then the girl
on the.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
You look up like a description.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, I just am like wow, bitch, no, this is
like this is how you know. I'm like this was
like my movie for real, Like I love this ship.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh my god, oh my god. I did have a
huge crush on the Latin girl, like I thought she
was so pretty, like I wanted her.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And the main literally like we literally have to watch
the balance.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
We watch this again.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
We're gonna watch it today the kids. Yes, like real culture,
Like this is a real culture.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Because of that movie, I wanted to be in gymnastics
and then my mom put me in ballet and I
hated it and I literally did rebell and.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
When she like does the cool moves.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Wait wait wait, I actually want to watch.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
It to figure out.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
This makes me miss the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I know the Olympics is always is going to be here.
It makes me patriotic, and then I get really sad
that I got patriotic. I feel really guilty.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's like postnut clarity.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, it's like go America, awart not.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Fuck. Also, I was thinking in the car today. I
don't know why this crossed my mind, but I was
actually making myself laugh because Donald Donald, that is that
per Donald, that is your name. That is the craziest.
We know that this guy lies and he's a piece
of shap and like to all of them. But to

(24:03):
get away with Okay, because you have all the bread
in the world, you have all the power in the world.
You can change that weird fucking name. You can make
your name trump Trump if you want. Like Donald, you
kept Donald, and he started going by Trump. But he
goes by that because it's mad fucking embarrassing to think
you're the guy Donald Donald Donald Donald Donald Donald Like

(24:26):
that is like I've said it too.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Many times, heard it too many times, Donald Donald mac donald.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Donald. Yeah. I was just thinking about that today and
it just was cracking me up. I can't believe Donald
like the guy up to no good. His name is
fucking Donald.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
In his nasty, fucking body. Have we seen shirtless pictures
of him recently?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'm in South Park that was him. No, they got
him to do that. That episode isn't on HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
By the way, Wait, he might be a never nude y'all.
Why have I never seen a shirtless picture of Donald Trump.
He might shower in his clothes. Girl, I looked up
shirtless Donald Trump. Bitch, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
No, he said, that's a guy.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Wait, there's no pictures of him shirtless. He's nasty. He
has he's literally insecure and nasty. Little fucking uh. He's nasty, bro.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
He literally he uses like the powder hairline stuff and
like that's like it's just oh, you.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Know when Rudy Giuliani, like his hairline melted off and
he had like black paint down his face. I saw
someone yesterday with that and I felt so bad.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
It was just a.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Normal guy to Giuliani.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
For some reason, maybe think of a when lady got
got dressed up?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Is like that, wait, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
What's the name? What's his name?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
It's not anywhere you're clothes, but like such an Italian name?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
What's the lady got got? Boy? She was fucking bad,
shit crazy?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I wanna be that gee? Why yes, Joe.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Joel, Joe calder How do you say it? It's next
to the visit but called leon? I can't Joe calderoone Calderon.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Jo Calderon, No, if it isn't jo.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
K she used to just do ship.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh my god, like, dude, you know who I could
see doing this and this is what will literally I
don't know if there's ever a world for this to
get across to you. I love you so much. The
only person who I could see doing something like that
and I would let it slide right now is DOCI
because she's talking about how she wants to mix like
musical with hip hop, and I'm like, you need a

(26:52):
Joe Calderone moment if you're really gonna do it like dragging, like,
oh my god, Joe Caldern, I love it so much.
We used to say that was John.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, it does give Josh, it really does. Well. Y'all
have heard of the Boo boo Right, we'll get ready
for Drew boo boo or Drew Drew That got kai giggly?

(27:23):
Which ones? Which one's better?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Heard, Drew boo boo or Drew I like Drew boo.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Everyone at the party was saying Drew Drew was better.
I think Drew boo boo is better.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, Drew Drew can be the girl one, and then
Drew boo boo can be the boy one.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Drew Boo boo y'all love boo boo. This thea boo
boo that. Why don't you.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Le boom on.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Boo or whatever?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You're sick, It's okay, yeah, you're not all there. Also,
I have a gold IUD in my in my bathroom,
and I had the most insane experience because I have
it in this little ashtray where I like put these
incense papers and to clean it, I'll just grab the
dice in and like suck up the ashes. And I
had it just an open tube and I went to

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go suck up the ashes, and it sucked up the
IUD and I literally had to sit on the floor
of the bathroom for like thirty minutes extracting an IUD.
And it genuinely felt like I was a doctor, and
it just felt so weird, like shoving random things into
this tube and like that's.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Like it's not a piece of jewelry, right, It's like, no,
it's like an actual real one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, I was watching it work in real time. It
was actually incredibly impressive, Like.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It just like stuck to the world.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
No, it literally did, like it shot up, it got
caught at the cervix of the dice in and then
the legs expanded around the like tube and it was there,
like I had to get a paintbrush and another paintbrush
and like use two things to stab it out through
a random crevice.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
And that's what it's like getting it removed in real life.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well that's literally all I can imagine is this is
probably as painful as this is for this in adimant
object if it was real. Is that's what I imagine
iud's like because I've never gotten one, and they sound
so fucking scary and painful.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Back to the Boo Boo's the only thing keeping this
economy afloat is collectibles. Think about that.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Everybody wants their sweet little treat. Everybody wants their little
box of joy, no.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Matter how many Funko Pops I get.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I feel like I'll never have your Funko pop wall.
When I knocked it down, you were so pissed.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh yeah, that's the only that's the one and only
time I ever laid a hand on you. I want
to do this. I got this idea for an activity
for my birthday next year.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh I've I know. This is the fucking video of
them crashing into each other. I want to do this
shit so bad? Where is it?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
No, this isn't another country. This Mario Carton, realize I
want to do it, dude, Like it gets intense, like
motherfuckers like break their back and.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Y'all are gonna see me in like the foam costume
my war when I was your chair. That's why I'm
gonna wear it to that because my biggest fear with
any sort of activity like that is scraping my knuckles
and breaking my fingers. Like for some reason, I'm very
convinced if I flew out of something like that, your
fingers would fingers and it would scrape the fuck. Oh
my god. We watched the new Final Destination and I've

(30:35):
never seen one of those movies. I've never seen a
Final Destination, No wonder y'all are so fucking weird. You
grew up watching that kind of shit? Where the fuck
were your parents?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I love Final Destination, and it took a lot of
convincing to get in you to watch it with me,
But we finally watched the new one, and I've been
dying to watch it because, like, I love the Final
Destination movies and they're like all dog shit, like I
was saying earlier, But that's a that's the point. Like
they're not trying to make a fucking masterpiece. They're just
trying to show you weird ways people die, like it's cool,

(31:07):
and like they were they did not hold back, like
at the fucking last scene, like I did not see
that coming. I really didn't.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I know, I know I didn't they got me because
I thought I thought I guessed it right. That that
common trope they think. They do, the thing that seems
like it's gonna happen, and then oh my god, last minute.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I can't believe they got away.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I can't believe they lived, they escape. But what's crazy?
His final destination is really just the mind of somebody
with OCD, Like that's all Like the grandma in The
New One who was tweaking, that's just me if I
let all of my intrusive thoughts that I have get
to my hand.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Girl, I did that shit last night.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Did you think you were gonna die last night? No?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I got a text from someone looking for someone else,
and that shit.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, I think people who swerve to the side for
a motorcycle shouldn't be allowed to have their license, because
why the fuck are you moving around? Also, people are
just wow. When I get really sad with myself because
I don't feel like I have a grasp on reality,
and I look at things and I'm like, that's not real.

(32:24):
There's no way, like my hands could pick it up
and it won't go through it. Like I'm really existential
all the time, and I don't feel like I have
a grasp of anything around me.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
But then I see some.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Dumb bitch in a fucking suv that's like so tiny.
You bitches should not be allowed on the street. Everyone
thinks their car is big. Everyone thinks their car is
huge on the highway. Today, I was I had to
go back and forth across LA to drop something off

(32:53):
this morning, and all I could think about the whole
drive is half these people, Like I just wish I
could be a judge for so many things, Like I
wish had the DMV. When you went, it would be
me sitting on like a lifeguard chair at the end
of a track and I would just like watch you
maneuver around. And then I get to say if you
get to have your license or not, because a lot
of people wouldn't have their license because I would just

(33:16):
pisses me off. Today I saw a bunch of motorcycles
weaving through traffic, and the way everybody was like swerving
their fucking corollas around thinking they're big, like their car
was gonna get scraped by a motorcycle was driving me
fucking insane, because that's how you start fucking car crashes,
you dumb bitches. And that's my tangent, that's my that's
my road rage tangent. Also, it should be illegal to

(33:37):
have cars that have the tiniest like designer brake lights.
I was behind a g wagon and I literally, if
I didn't have to do my job here today, I
would have crashed in the back of it, just to
take them to court to fight Mercedes for how tiny
those brake lights are. Because it's literally like two little

(33:59):
dots and then a little line. And it was so
confusing driving behind this guy. I just kept moving away
from him, but he kept ending up in front of me,
and I felt like I was being chased all morning.
But from the front, does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Scary? Due, and you's scary.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I just see more scary when drews like sick as
a dog and has nothing to really say back, like.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
No, andya is scary. Watched mister Beast videos and then
she blocked mister Beast on YouTube and reported like seven videos.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah I did. I do use my phone like a
crazy person, like you're scared. I have plenty of people blocked,
like people have always been so.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Anti seven mister videos, one after another. I mean they
are demonic, Like it's very I mean it's very sick.
Since I started adding like missiles and stuff, the subliminal messages.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
With subliminal military, he's really.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It's predictive programming. He's making it like comfortable for us
to see America like blow up with bombs, and he's.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Been doing it for the past like two years. I
just don't fuck with him, like I just also I
hate this whole like he's started to feel himself. He
started doing that like the AI mister Beasts when people
are making him like look good, he now thinks he
looks good, like it seems like off his sugar for

(35:25):
like a month. So now he's very like.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's keto, it's Keto Keto.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Ever since he gave me one hundred dollars in the mail,
like I literally like fuck with him heavily. He recruited me.
He gets y'all. I don't think I ever spoke about that.
Mister Beast gave me just a stack of one hundred dollars.
I'm not kidding like he gave me.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
He didn't give him a stack of It was a
stack of one dollar bills.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
He had added up to a hundred. But he gave
me a new mister Bee's chocolate flavor and then a
video saying he opened up the bottom, here's one hundred dollars,
and he just he was like, I wanted you to
feel like what it feels like to win money. And
I kept that one hundred dollar bill or that one
hundred dollars, and it's a stack in my room and
it's a piece of day court.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Now and one day when I don't have a single
pre role edible.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Inya's weed, habit, Wait, let's talk about that. Literally, Enya
like orders weed and they only take cash. And I'm
the only human being on fucking planet Earth that still
carries cash. Apparently, in the last four times, three times
Inya's bought weed, it's been on my fucking dollar. And
have I been paid back? No, But I don't expect
to be because you cover my coffee in the morning,

(36:36):
and you get me my chai ti la te.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Up.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I used to take pride in providing for a woman.
What happened to that? Men used to be like, oh
my god, no please, I would love nothing more than
to pay for your weed. That used to be something
to brag about.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
It is like, damn, you're buying a me sitting and
then like a twenty five year old drug dealer's house
with my two like fourteen year old girl homies, like
sitting on the car. It's like waiting to get smoked out,
and we're like, why is a twenty five year old
hanging out with a fourteen year old right now?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Except you're the fourteen year old and I'm the twenty
five year old and you're buying my weed exactly. But
ye I'm gonna steal your mister beast. You're mester beast.
Oh you're getting a phone call, so can you fucking
like decline it or something?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's co horn. Yeah. The culture of dudes oh wait,
let's read this note. Yeah, the culture of dudes dressing
up as Spider Man. Put that bulge down. So I've
discovered a whole niche sub corner. Subgenre of the Internet
where it is just like twenty two year old white

(37:41):
guys with blonde hair dressing up as Spider Man and
there's like hundreds of them and they spend like thousands
of dollars on the Spider Man costumes to act like
Spider Man on Instagram and then you go to the
comments and it's all people just like fucking thirsting over
Spider Man and it's like this we you're like like

(38:02):
soft core porn thing that people are like getting off
to and the dudes like getting off to. But I
found like thirty of them. It's like a whole thing.
Like and like there's like, I mean, I think Costume
Dealer is too.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Like there's the subgenre of girls in like costplay communities
that the only thing they cosplay is like Gwen or
uh like Spider Girl. Like there's like especially like I'm
not kidding because especially a Spider Girl a thing. There's
Spider Girl and then Gwen.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I never seen.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I've never seen Gwen is technically Spider.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Girl maybe, but isn't it Spider Woman spedder Goo, Spider
Girl and Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Spider Boy, Spider Woman, Spider Boy.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh wait, Spider girl is a thing, may Day Parker.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Again. Oh second time in this episode where I've said something,
I've been made to feel like I don't know any better.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh my god, Actually, thank you for calling that out
because I'm sorry that actually was fucked up.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
But there's like all it is is just these dudes
showing off their bulges.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Girls. It's like couci print and boobs.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
But maybe your cuchie is not fat, its bony.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
That is not a fat pussy. That's a fucking garden.
That's a shrub, like the thing is a lot of
people don't even have bushes or shrubs. They have like
the weird in between.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
They have turf.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh my god, it is turf. Yeah, but turf is
like the post shave, like three days post shave. It's
a bit turfy. Yeah. I left at the gym we
go to. There is an outdoor area where you can
lay by the pool, and I I want to go
back because in the turf I was playing with it
and I left a bit of it tied up in
a little ponytail under.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
The chair because I wanted to see if it's still there.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I wanted to see if anybody would see it and
take out the ponytail or in my head, it's proof
that they're not cleaning, which I wouldn't do anything about.
I'm just like, it's like a test for my own
like sack, I just want to know. I want to
know what's going to happen with that ponytail?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Why you want to know up in my pussy boy?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
What is that from?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Why you need to know all up in my pussy boy?
When guys are sick, it's actually crazy what it does
to you, Like, what is this? What is this version
of you.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
When you're sick? You're just like this? But I take
care of you, Okay?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Why I'm never sick enough like that I have to
be taken care of. That's like such a rare occasion.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
This is a rare occasion for me.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's not you are sick. First of all, the way
you're talking is going to.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Make me hit you like you sound like an NPR.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, because you're pissing me off.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
That's not you come back, it's the sick.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Second of all, you were sick at least three times
a month, and like the sickness can last real.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
No, there's no way. I actually can't even remember that.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
No, No, because it's not. It's not about like this
is he's actually sick, but Drew is sick technically twice.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
A week a week like the why are you making up?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
There is two times a week where Drew's like, am
I do I have a fever? Dude? I just suddenly yes, okay,
the fever maybe not, But like Drew, like I feel
so beard today, Like I feel like.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'm like I don't know, like you living behind my eyes, bitch. Sorry,
I have dissociative identity disorder or whatever the fuck. Sorry,
I'm depressed and scared of the war.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I will say, I do think you've almost gotten diagnosed
with cancer five times.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
What I was saying, like, look at the way he's
gaslighting me, this fucking freak. Let's see your fucking ZocDoc
like appointments, bitch.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I'm also sick, but it's because I got another booster
shot this morning.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
The guy's on his fifth booster shot.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, and my eyesight is very blurry. You guys do
not drive after you get your fifth booster shot, is
all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
This is the fifth this week. You get it before
you I gets loaded off the boosters.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I am addictedating boosters. Are they still giving out boosters
at CBS? I bet they are. I remember when we
went and you were like, I want to get the
one that's going to make my blood claw.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh that's literally I did do that. That's probably why
I'm rick all the time.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
That really freaked me out. Yeah, I really didn't. I
was like, why does he want the one that makes
us blog class? And then you got it? And then
you were like I got the one that makes you
all like fucked up?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
We got any updates on what happened to anybody? Like,
did anybody.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Someone It's like something with like the MRA m NRA
or whatever the.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Fuck, something with the MRI machine.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, no, it's in twenty years, my blood will clock
and I'll suit the government. It's in fifteen years now, and.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
You're not going to get that check until like net
eight years. Like that's going to be because dude, what's
so annoying is when people do class action lawsuits like everybody,
what is what is the vibe of that? I've never understood,
Like are you getting in a Q line like it's everybody?
Are they going to get a bunch of lawyers to
fight all these cases?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Like it's one case is at lawyer like backing a
thousand people, like a class actions and then everyone gets
mailed money.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
And actually, have you seen the app that's called like
class action the class action app.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's basically like you can join like yes, I talk
to you about that.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
It's an app where it's like any class action lawsuit
and at any given point there's like thousands going on
with Apple. You can just like join it like really
quickly if you and you just.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Like are highest ship, put a blazer on and sit
in my bed and get to work.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Everye once in a while I'll see like on Instagram,
like a guy being like yeah, like Apples being sued
for like three hundred million dollars. Join this class action suit.
It's like settlement settlement, and.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
There's just like a list checking lawsuits. Yeah, I want
this one because I I mean half the ship I've used.
I always get a TikTok that it's like this thing
actually causes like extreme pain and like kidney stones and
this and that, and it's like don't put this on
your eyes. And it's something I put on my eyes
already for like two years yours. But following through seems

(44:04):
like so much worse.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's where the app comes in.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
It easy is actually being paid by.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Them to say that being paid by that whatever brand
was for the the vibrators.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh yeah, the vibrators. Dude.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay, so I went, how exactly did you leave this
party without seeming like an absolute fucking freak show that
you have five? Uh?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
I think I actually have a video because I was
with Dom and she was just filming me play with
all the sex toys.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
What time were you all there?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I think from like eleven to one work and yeah,
we both took. We asked, really, is it okay if
we can take like thirty of these like, yeah, that's
why they're here. We want to disseminate these as much
as we possibly want to them. They want no, it's
different word, but they Yeah. So we took like we

(44:57):
took like I took like fifteen because I was like,
this is funny to have a pile of vibrators at
my house. But now I'm like, I actually don't know
what to do.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
With Yeah, give them out to all the women in
your life and give them to the women in your life.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Kai. Yeah, I'm gonna I think your mom, your sister,
this one has like a suction thing, which is cool.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Wait was it when we were younger and somebody played
with somebody's pocket pussy on tour and that person's a dad?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Now, no, it was my pocket pussy and they grabbed
it and I had used it. I used it and
they didn't know and they grabbed it to get out
of the sleep and blew.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
It up like a plon. No, that guy was a
fucking that's that's a father. Now, that's a dad.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
And he wasn't like ten or something when he did that,
by the way, No, we were we were.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I was sixteen, even.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
If I assumed you hadn't used it doing that and
not even begging the question.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like, oh, oh my god, ew dude, did.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
You wash it after though? I did actually okay, yeah,
but it was kind of like but I'm sure it
didn't get like deepa cup treatment, didn't get boiled.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
They did not get boiled. It did not get the
dishwasher treatment like it got. It got cleaned with hot
water in the sink.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I cannot believe that person is a dad. Now you
should like just wait until that kid's like eighteen and
then share that information. Yeah, or we'll send this clip yeah, yeah,
send this clip.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh my god. Yeah, and he was like flinging it
around and throwing it at the wall and shit and
blowing it up like a balloon.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Why did you let him play with it so long?
I guess what do you say?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I'm gonna be like, Oh, yeah, I used it.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
I came in that earlier.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, like I was a child, like I didn't. I
didn't And I was not close to these people. They
were just it is so.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Crazy because it's like admitting that you astirrated, like like
it's like, especially at that age, technical difficulties. Do you
want some of this?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
What is that a weird drink?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Has one hundred milligrams of THC drink?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
The whole thing is that?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
How is that a heroic does that's.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
A heroic dose? We have neighbor beef?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Did we talk about the dog shitter? Did we talk
about the show?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
We haven't talked about the dog shitter?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Should we talk about that? Or what were you going to.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Say to say? Because it's just I've never lived in
a neighborhood where they're having flex wars with strangers.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It's so crazy. What we got yesterday.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Somebody is getting construction done on their house and mind
you not bothering me, never ever a car until today today,
I'm hearing it. And I wonder if this was like
a precursor, because she knew they were going to bring
that fuck ass jackhammer out and she was like, oh,
you just wait.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
We're reaching the finish line. Yeah, because she thought she
was saying she had cancer and she was gonna know
That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I was like, girl, what the woman who was like dying?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, she was like, we're reaching the finish line over here,
like for the past eighteen months. And I thought she
was battling cancer for eighteen months and she was about
to die.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
But yeah, I thought she was like leaving the neighborhood
or like moving away, like I thought some dramatic shit
was happening. No, it's because she's flexing all over us.
She's a flexologist. She's getting her house done.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
She did invite us over for dinner, though, which I'm like, we.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Should gave us her number, should we post it, we.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Should prank call her, we should prank call her.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
No, no, no, I want to google her though, because oh,
but it was like Okay, I have to define. This
is the most like I have never engaged with adults
like this who were this board with this much money,
because to be doing this cracks me up, and I
want to take it as a nice gesture, but because
of what I come from, I'm like, what is this?

(48:54):
You think you're that girl?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
No, we got it, we got it.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
We literally we're keeping up with the Joneses, you know
that saying no. It's like, oh, your neighbor next door
like got a new car, so like, and they park
it in the front yard every single day and it's
shiny and sick, and everybody compliments your neighbors. So then
it's like, well, I want to feel that, like if
my neighbor can do that, I can probably do that.
So I'm gonna do that, and you like this, just
like this back and forth where you get a nicer

(49:19):
thing and then they get an it's keeping.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Okay, I am kind of doing it, but my I
have to explain. So basically, we got this expensive box
of fucking cookies that's like from this really nice bag,
like the nicest box of cookies you get in lay,
and I would argue that they're not good cookies. But like,
I genuinely am grateful for the gesture. But what cracked
me up last Yeah, you and the kids were like I.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Went a ham on those cookies and this morning, no, sade,
I ate a cookie for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
One time, I got into a big argument with my
ex because he said that like a sweet pastry or
something with coffee isn't a breakfast? Like that's not considered breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay, where's the joy? Yeah, loser, bitch, have fun lives.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Not such a loser anymore. That was like the old
loser behavior.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Your garbonzo beans and egg whites.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Garbonzo beans and black beans.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Egg whites, I swear to God are the most disgusting. No,
I'm just saying egg whites because they're fucking disgusting and ridiculously.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, I can't, I really can't.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Literally you look look at him.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Look at him have a car and the egg whites
in your fridge?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
No, I eat whole eggs and everything.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Okay, Okay, I can't stand a bit, But I do agree.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
With him that a pastry and coffee just simply is
not a complete breakfast. What do I eat?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
But what if you're somebody who doesn't even funk with
breakfast like that like their own.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
All I'm saying is a real breakfast is steak, eggs
avocado on.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
A cutting kiwi with the yo yo spread over a
steak rare.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I've spread my ass cheeks and a bunch of sunlight
hit my pross.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I've really wanted to do that sun your buttthole in
the backyard. You know about this if you put your
buttthole where the sun doesn't shine.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
This is like the whole like Joe Rogan universe of
guys that are like, I eat steak. Only guys the
camera die because it's it's really hot in this room.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
It's too hot in here.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I was talking about the Joe Rogan guys who are
like they're on the carnivore diet and then they like
walk barefoot and then show their asshole to the sun.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I need that and then like thick shawl over my
over my shoulders and go back and have a steaming
hot cup of mushroom tea instead of coffee with the
whole cutting board.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Mudwater, yes, mudwater, mudwater.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Do you like people who are living that lifestyle? Do
they drink coffee?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I think they do, but yeah, they are also Yeah,
they're also drinking other like like sh teas and stuff
like the wellness like millennial wellness community. Yeah yeah, I
think so.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I think I like teetered in and out of that,
like the whole holistic shit, Like I'm so back and
forth with supplements like sometimes. Actually, no, recently, I've been
so bad at it. Especially once I got a part
of Big Pharma. The holistic shit lost me.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I was like, all right, millennial men are very susceptible
to it. And I actually think it's like it's like
anorexia for like thirty plus year old men, because I
think it's a form of like control. Yeah, when I'm
getting older, I want to like not age, So I'm
gonna do all of these things that are insane.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, exactly, I'm gonna drink lions. Mean.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Also, I think a lot more a lot of girls
get ozembic accusations, but I think a lot of guys
are on ozempic. I think a lot of guys are
on ozempic. And it's going under the surf, like it's
getting brushed under the rug because everybody is so caught
up on like commenting on women start digging through the Instagram.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I love commenting on women of your favorite guy.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I know, commenting on women's bodies?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Is there two?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You're like being in my bed on my phone is
like when I'm happy, that's me. But I'm in the
comment section and I'm just commenting on every post.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, every time she posts, I'm like, you look different here,
something different about you. You used to look so good. Yeah,
your body is different and the still looks.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
So good you used to look so what did you
do to yourself?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh my god, it's happening to you too.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I Meanwhile, what they did was like age a year
and they're like, why do.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
You look so different while they just worked out.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah. That's another thing I see too, is a lot
of zembic accusations. And it will be like a photo
of a female celebrity and they're just their face is
slightly more defined because the originalism when they were sixteen
and now they're like twenty five.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Like that was happening to Millie Bobby Brown. Millie Bobby
Brown was like a baby and then turned into an
adult in front of everyone, and everyone was just like,
you're just like aging rapidly, like da da da da
da da da da da and it's like, no, she
is aging a normal Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Also, it's so used to seeing like all these actors
and shit start out as kids and they continue to
play younger roles their whole life, so then when you
see them off screen and acting like an adult, it's like.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
You look like shit.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Like people literally act like Jenna Ortega is supposed to
look like a twelve year old at a gothic school
every day with those ponytails, with those damn ass brains.
She is not bro like.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
She is not that.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I will never get over my favorite like thing. Recently
we talked about it. What it happened was when she
was seen smoking cigarettes and the internet went cuckoo bananas
for Jenna Ortega smoking. It happens to everyone. It's amazing.
I literally love it. It's so interesting, like wow, But

(54:52):
I guess maybe that won't be I think she might
be the last celebrity to get that reaction because now
most kids, I think are used to their friend vaping
and shit, so it's like, yeah, learned, But maybe cigarettes
will always hold Like they're just so much more showy
than vapes, Like vapes make a big cloud, but like
a cigarette is such a scene, Like oh, Okay, here

(55:13):
this bitch goes. She's getting up in the middle of
everything because she has to go smoke. It's such a like,
oh a statement. So I think everyone should go to
smoking cigarettes, leave vapeespond.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, that's where I stand.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Period.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Period.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Wait is your chest fine or did you end up
getting a sunburned?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I'm burned? Huh, I think I'm burned. I didn't looked
at myself today.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
No, you might be fine. I can't tell.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Okay, I wear my shirt like this is this kind
of sexy.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Wow, that actually does change your dress.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I'll put it back. Sorry. Like you needed sunglasses and
that makes sense, like you would be in you would
be somewhere like that with sunglasses. A yellow tint. Yeah, dude,
yellow tint sunglasses. What they've done? Dude? To me, the
yellow tint is the equivalent of the Lady Gaga like
shades or like the cigarettes. Yeah, the cigarettes or the like. No,

(56:13):
what's the one that had the lines through it?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Shut shades?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, shutter shades. To me, the equivalent to that of
our generation.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Cloud goggles is cloud goggles, Playboy Cardi, cloud goggles, Ski goggles. No,
you're gonna gag.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
When you see it, you're gonna go, oh, the those
the Cobaine ones.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, yeah, see I I'm from the generation that recognizes
them as the Kirk Cobaine glasses, not that Amazon picture.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, I wanted so.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
We had a fake pair, yeah, that we shared when
we first started from to La. The and Drew Wood
share drip.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
If you look back all of our drip, it was
it was like I had Like we both had the
only thing that we had our own of and both
had wear those babe shirts you had like red, I
had blue.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, we did the gender. We've always been obsessed with gender.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I love it. I love conforming to gender roles. I
literally love it so much.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
No, it's so good, it's so comfying.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I think it is for girls. Blue is for boys,
let's keep.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
It that way, and purple is for whoever falls in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
And painting your nails is for girls girls. I can't
stand a straight guy that wears a skirt and paints
is goddamn nails.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Actually, Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Sorry, Like we've we've had this conversation. It's problematic, probably,
but like I don't give a fuck. Like it's performance,
it's performative. There was a video of a guy reading
a book waiting for Clara to come on, and I'm like, bitch,
you are starving. You want play so fucking bad, like
you were hungry reading a book before Clara. Set is crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
That has to be for the for the moment though,
that has to be like what they wanted, like pictures.
There's no way they're actually he was.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Being dead serious. He was sitting on the ground reading
a book, yes, but waiting for Clara to go on.
Clara in one year, Maria is another A book in
my hand, A book in my hand, That's how I get.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The most stepped on mud dirt you've ever seen my
ass on the floor? Was he straight? Do we have confirmations?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
You're straight? You can tell you.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I want to see it. I want to see it.
I actually want to see it. I need to see this.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I'm gonna it's gonna take me forever to find it.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Can somebody do an oil painting of that? If anybody
has the time, can you make like an oil painting
that's kind of like a Renaissance, like very angelic montage
of all the men who have been caught on camera
the past five months pussy baiting with books out on

(58:51):
the street, like you're literally bitch, Like you're literally bitch
posing like it's just so crazy. But like, no, actually,
I genuinely don't think I don't even think he was
doing it for attention. I think he probably is just
an intellectual when everybody's like, like, just really, he just
wants to falling for it and he just wants us
to like what does he look like?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
How is it working?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Is falling for it right? Because I'm like, wait, she
talked herself back. No, I'm doing the thing that I
always do where I read a book for the first
time in a few months, and then everybody needs to
know that I'm reading a book. But I'm reading like
like some people are going to roll their eyes when
they hear what I'm reading. But I'm reading The Velvet Rage,
and it's like, oh, you should have already read that,

(59:34):
But like that book is scary. I thought I had
like a normal childhood. I really I thought. I like,
I went through childhood normal being gay obviously, but like
I thought it was like chill, chill, chill, cho chill, chill, chill.
Then I started reading this book and I got thirty
five pages in and called a new therapist immediately because
I was like, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I want to read it.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
What is it about.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's just like the gay experience, like the there like
three stages of it. It's like the beginning stage is
like how you were raised and kind of ostracized from
society and then forced to like like I don't know
the word I'm looking for, but similarly like basically yeah.
And then the second part is like you dealing with

(01:00:19):
the repercussions of like not getting the love that you
needed as a child and the acceptance from your peers
and family, and like how you act out. And that's
like the second part that a lot of game ent
are in right now, where it's like you go out
a bunch, you're looking for the next high, like you're
doing fucking whatever drug to dissociate yourself, like just to

(01:00:41):
run away from it. And then the third section is
like about radical acceptance and radical honesty with your lines.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And then that's when you move into a small cottage
style home on the West side of the US. You
get lenses that don't need prescription and they're a fun
green color, they're thick. You have your favorite sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Let's tap into some media.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
What we're gonna do media.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Look at all the foggy hayes from the vape in
front of the camera is sh It's crazy. We're blowing
down in here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Bro Okay, hot boss.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
This room for an episode is the final destination Bloodline
movie Dash. It was fun as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, it was cute as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Go watch that. It's on HBO. Bitch. I hate subscription services.
They're fucking evil.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
They just made cable all over it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Also the new there's this new fuck ass Google update
that now it will It makes it so hard to
figure out if something is streaming or you have to
rent it. It feels like every solution is always like
you have to rent it. And then after watching a movie,
I'm like, oh, okay, this was on literally eight platforms,

(01:01:48):
but Google just wants me to spend money. But you're
not even winning. You're not even winning from that. Actually
you maybe are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Maybe if you click it, then get a penny.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Click the penny for your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Any for you that music.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I don't got any new music, any new music new
music meumu okay, guys, anyone at meme by this idea,
you start a record label, new music.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
New music.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I'm a part of new music.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah. My media literally is just loving yourself, Appreciate yourself,
love your body. You only got one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Preach. My media is ADHD by Kendrick Lamar and I
wish I was kidding, but like that song has been
stuck in my head nineties baby by the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Whole album and that JT album.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, I've been listening to that because I just got
around to listening to Cindy Cinderella and swang is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Brick tall like and you I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Not joking, had full body chills. Yeah, I literally had
goose bumps, like like I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Looked at her arm in her arm like goosebump out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
I for real have that polyamorous music thing people talk about,
Like I actually suffer. It's it's suffering because it's like, Wow,
if somebody plays a song that's so good around me,
I'll get goosebumps and then my nipples get hard and
it seems like, oh my god, this is gonna work
with her, But like, oh, it's got nothing to do
with you. If I'm talking to you romantically, No I'm not.
I'm trying to expand my play hard if you get

(01:03:23):
turned on your nipples. Yeah, like yeah, because that's like
the whole thing of like why hard nipples are like
whoa Like yeah, also when you get cold, I feel
like nipples are like in general pretty reactive, but also
you can read and have soft nipples. It's literally it's
low key, just mad random like they do what they
they want, but you can't activate them. Every girl can

(01:03:45):
activate them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Random boners, No.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Absolutely, not one is like ooh that's a fun touch.
And even soft nipples it's like, oh that's a fun touch.
But a boner and or a hard that's a threat.
That's literally like whoah, like like who said what to
get it? There? A Night to Remember by Shalamar Lover

(01:04:12):
for Life, Whitney Houston and You're still my man, Whitney Houston.
The end. That's my media.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Thank you guys for watching you see you next week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
M