pride episode

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh god, what you're an ally? No, this is for Ali,
oh Alis Pagnola.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, no, no, this is Ali. Okay, Welcome to this episode
of Emergency Intercom. I am realizing now the comical timing
of all of this. But if you listen to the
last episode, I talked about doing trooms for the first time,
and through that video, I got reached out to by
a spiritual guidance counselor by the name of Ali, and
I've done trooms every day since. But and I don't pay,

(00:50):
I don't well yeah, okay, also okay, So her birth
name is an Ali. Her birth name is Sarah, but
Ali stands for all Libras love you because she's a
Libra and she leaves that within like astrology. Lib Yeah,
big Libra. She believes that like libra's are top tier.
But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay
people because I like gay people too.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well. You know what month it is, right, are you aware?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's like the gay festival month. That's what my uh
groomer for as well.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Call yeah got groomed. It was really fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know I should have I should have I should.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Have protected him. Bro like it was really scary. So
you're an ally. Wait, I'm confused. Are you an ally
or not?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I am by default because I do have a lot
of gay people in my life. No hate to the game.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
But this is for my spiritual Why did you look
at me?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Guy? What?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Why did you look at me when you said that
it's her month?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah? Look at your arm? I got my flags and
I'm wait.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Wait, should I should I call people and come out
to them on this episode?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What are you gonna call?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay? Am I gonna call?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I did? Okay. So I wanted to wear something festive
for Pride Month, though, so I wore something that I
didn't want to wear the colors because I didn't want
to confuse anything.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I wanted to go all the way and like, do
the full ring, right, anybody who.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Got to know what this is referencing, we'll throw it up.
But I don't have I'm not kidding. I sat there
for It took me so long because for a second
I did it with white under and then I was like,
I was like, Okay, I need to do the colors
because that's what makes it funny. And then oh, I
look stupid. No, but I did. Okay, But before we

(02:36):
get to that, my outfit. I just didn't want to
confuse anybody, especially with this tattoo. I didn't want to
like throw anybody off because.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
People have been making that mistake, which makes sense because
I got I got a discount on the tattoo because
I got it on Sunday, and I thought he was
giving me the discount because I'm a beautiful woman and
it was Sunday, but no, it.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Was I think he thought I was playing for that team,
and I love that team. Go team, but I'm not
on that team. Also, if you don't know, that's a joke.
I literally just got all of my acrylics removed, like
get off of my dick. But oh fuck, what was
I gonna say? Oh? Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god. Wait. I did do eyeshadow.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Pretty pretty. It's iridescent.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The rainbow is there, The rainbow is here in your heart?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, who should I call?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Thank God I didn't get the tattoo I used to
really want. When my boob sat perfectly on my chest,
I wanted so badly to get a tattoo right here. Bro.
That would have been so fucked up. It literally would
have been like when your child is growing and you're
like marking on the walk like Lilne line, line line.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
What were you going to get something?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Wow, some dumb Miami shit. I was gonna get like
a heart or like a star or like an E.
An E would be a vibe. I would still get
a butterfly, but like I would have to get the E,
like we're down here.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, the amount of happy Pride text messages I got
was like genuine, I'm not I am literally not joking.
I got thirty of them. I'm thirty.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm literally not exacted. People.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I know they they really do think of me, but
don't fucking think of me.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
When the people like did you get any happy Pride?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, they were all they were all facetious because they
know I don't play with that ship.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes they know.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
They also is this sounds really like disruptive?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I think when you do that, yeah, but not when
you're just like chilling.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Wait. Kai sent a picture.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Kai every single time he's out of state with someone
and they're at lunch, he sends me a picture of
them together and then says, we're glazing you right now.
So I want to know what the glaze is about
because you only say we're glazing you, but like I
want to know I'd have done that.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Before and why never me, because that's that's like weird
to do that to a girl. I'm not getting glazer girl.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's feels because it's like to me, I'm like, Wow,
you guys think he's like really funny and cool and awesome,
Like why can't that be happening for me? Because what
is the glazing about?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, me and my male friends will sometimes get together
and do like male pride. We'll do male pride or
we'll just talk about it guy, the guys for hours.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
What did y'all talk.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
About male pride? That's just gay?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Remember what the exact thing was. I think we were
just saying, you're like incredibly nice and welcoming, and you
have like a like you're advanced, but you're very nice,
which is very rare, you know, for someone to be
like intimidatingly cool but also incredibly nice.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Wait, and again, we only brought that up because we
were doing male pride out.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So I'm intimidatingly cool, but I'm also a good person.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, wow, I could see that because your silence from
the out side doesn't seem fearful. It seems like, no.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
When I get in big groups, I realized, like, the
reason I don't speak is because I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You're too busy listening. I'm too busy trying to fill
the silence because I don't want to be in a
room with strangers in silence. Also, guys, y'all are gonna
see my I might put on a different shirt because
this is crazy. I'm like sweating crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh, it is like, damn, you do sweat so much.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, I try to tell people I sweat so much,
like I think I'm gonna get botox all over my body,
so I stop sweating.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I brought in a topic to talk about, you know
how like men that track off are called gooners. And
there's a gounette. Oh my god, did I say something?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
What did I say?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
You just called her a goon at?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, because goon males or gooners and and yeah with
the rose toy, I just thought with the rose to Yeah,
but you're it was a straight rn. You're a straight man.
And it's weird when you think about her doing things
like that. Yeah, yeah, you're right, it's really destabilizing. Yeah,
you're right.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Can you compliment me a little more?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh? Yeah, you look very handsome. I always see comments
of people saying that you look really handsome. I personally
think you have Pedro Pascal vibes. You wear like really
cool clothes. Thank you, that fit you really well. You
have a really oh you know what. I was with
my friend in New York recently and she was like, uh,

(07:49):
skinny skater boys, like the way that a shirt will
fall on them, no one else like it doesn't like
the same shirt will not fall on other people the
same way. And you kind of have that vibe skinny. Yeah,
like the way that shirts fall on you. You have
like wide shoulders.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I do have broad shoulders. I'm proud of my broad shoulders.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, you do it, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
And I used to get compliments by older men when
I was younger that I had broad shoulders, like eleven,
twelve years old.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh that's like trauma.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
It'd be like you have an athletic build.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, I don't know. Okay, how old were these men.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Think in their forties and fifties.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay, yeah, that's maybe a little bit inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Actually, Yeah, that was after I said it out loud,
I was like, because that genuinely did have I.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Just want can I dap you up? Thank you for
always guving me in check.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I think sitting in my room and getting ready to
do what is my job, which was putting the word
ally on my forehead really was freaking me out. I
can't lie like I got here, and I was in
such a good mood because originally I was gonna just
like stitch a little like felt thing and put it

(09:03):
on that gold shirt. But then I remembered that picture
and I was like, oh, I love that picture. I
want to do that. And then once I really got
to it, I was like, whoa Like I don't know.
It was a bit jarring. But the good news is
I talked to my psychiatry stuff for today. Yes, that'll
be good news. And then the better news is I
have my haircut tomorrow, which is after my psychiatry appointment,

(09:27):
which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And she's doing the big chop y'all, she's getting it
all off really mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Well, I'm doing the Demi Lovado shave on side.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
This side, and it's gonna be to the ear kind
of like that one. Always sunny art Wig the blonde
art Wig, and is going for that look on the other.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Half, that's gonna look really good.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm really excited. I'm kind of nervous, but it's for free,
so I just think I'm just gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Keep looking at it.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Because I look good? Or wait? Is it kind of
destabilizing to see me like with this on my hat?
I don't know, because I kind of think I did,
like an amazing job.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
You did great.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
That also took her two hours? Yes it did. It
was two hours.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Why yell?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
That's the pride handshake?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, oh my god. Gay Friends struck by Lightning KI
that was repeated eight million times this week. They just
like start doing the boys to be like Lightning.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Like Gay Guys Struck by Lightning is one of the funniest.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like it's so real. Also it's two of my favorite
like things, Gay guys and lightning. Shit like literally best combo.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ever, it really does not get better than that.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
They need to put that on like somebody's like menu,
Like you know how everybody doesn't match a collab now
like air one does a smoothie with everybody. They need
to do a gay French truck flight Lightning Smoothie.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
We'll make it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
That's gonna be my airwalk collab. But it's gonna cost
thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Girl, where is the Pride air wands?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Moody, They can't do that because if you mix it
up it I'll just turn roun mmm like with it.
It'll oxidize it in.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Three seconds in a week, like it'll go flat. Well,
this is the first topic that I wanted to bring
up today. By the way, y'all, this is something I
have written down that I thought.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
The world needed to hear.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Like I really I when I wrote this down, I
was like, oh, this is fucking still. I'm not kidding.
I ate all my fingernails off last night. Yeah over here.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, I really just laid in bed.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'm not even kidding talking to Oriyan and nod off
every single one of my fingernails and guess what, I
ate every single one of them like swallows swallowed bitch, I.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Swallowed here seventy calories right there, mm hmmm. I just
put it into my fitness mouth.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
But this is this is a thought.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
This is a thought I had that I was like,
the world needs to know the app store logo sucks
dick and balls, and we're not having that conversation.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
We haven't ever had that conversation. What is that?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know it's an A and I know it used
to be paintbrushes and rulers and shit, but like, now
it fucking sucks.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, now it looks like and.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Then they didn't ever.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I never realized and they didn't.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
They didn't want me to realize this, because now I'm
bringing it to everybody's attention. Look at the other fucking logos.
They all suck. All of Apple's logos, suck Apple.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
If you're watching this, which I know you fucking are,
change the UI this month or else.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Your apps are okay, not too not too much not,
don't scroll over to more.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh wait, oh we're good.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Actually wait do you have them hidden? No?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I don't, actually I deleted them all.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Wow. True body tensing up watching it?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
You know, I'm like, what is she doing over here?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah? That fucking sucks. It looks like a stack of
fucking pretzels. But also everything Apple does at this point
is all fucked up, Like we genuinely shouldn't. We shouldn't
have gone past sidekicks. Yeah, sidekicks. Were lit as fuck.
I would love that right now. I also want us
to go back to like, uh remember that phone that
was like a BlackBerry but it wasn't and it had

(13:40):
like a screen that you could drawn and it had
like a pen.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Did you ever see Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Want that because when someone pisses me off, I want to, like,
I want someone to turn over. Did you just redownload
that quickly?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
That was grinder?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was fucking grinder, bitch, Fuck y'all, it was fucking grinder.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'm allowed to use Grinder. It's fucking Gay Pride Month
or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Three seconds you just brought that up talking about talking
about the app store and you don't like it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It went on, Yes, eight notifications, I'm sexy fucking hot,
I made a new account. Hello like people like birty
desire me.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
It was k Kai on his phone on the other side.
Oh well, yesterday I got into a car accident and
it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, and you crashed her fucking car again.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh now, okay, again crashed my car. I've never crashed
my car.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
It is actually crazy that your car has been crashed
into or other people have crashed your cars more than
you've crashed your car. Yeah, like your your car is
so like your vehicle is like the one that other
people crash.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know, I don't know what the Vibe crashed into. Well,
just love hitting my car. But yesterday it was kind
of my fault, but also not my fault.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
It was one hundred percent your fault.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, no, no, no, no, I am to be fair. It happened
on the same side that guy hit my car, and
you kind of.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Can't tell which She hasn't gotten fixed yet. I've reminded
her eight time now, eight times.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Eight time now. It doesn't make sense. It's just chromatically.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I'm going to spa world.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
In what world would I get in my car on
a beautiful Pride month day and go to the car.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Actually, getting your car fixed is the most ally thing
you can do as a woman. That is the gayest
thing you can do.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, the gayest thing I could do is leave my
car fucked up because I bet it's a bunch of
gay people who have been hitting my car.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Goes your forehead when you want to be saying.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
They can't try.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, I've heard that a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Actually, actually I've seen it all over the Internet. But
I was at the movies with my friend and we
were can you I can't like you.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's a really satisfying sound.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It is so good.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Okay, dude, seriously, we have to.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Work like it's like the pluck of a harp from
the heavens. I guess this story isn't that interesting, Like
I literally just hit someone's car, Like it's really not
that crazy. My dumb ass got in my car and
I was with my friend at the grove and we
had decided we were gonna go eat together after this movie,

(16:37):
so we were like, yes, we had parked next to
each other and we were like, let's go. And I
am like all of my friends are very slow movers,
like anytime we like carpools or not carpool every time
we meet up somewhere and we both have our cars like.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Opposite of carpool. Actually, yeah, I've.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Been thinking a lot about like how can I dump
my pollution? No, me and my friend live on different
sides of town, but we were both leaving, and I'm
used to my friends like we all sit in our
car for a second because we're all the type of
bit used to be like what song are we gonna
listen to I'm gonna look at myself and chill. So

(17:16):
I got in my car and I plugged my phone in,
and I'm like looking at my phone, and I have
my rear view on so like you can, I can
see that there's no one behind me right now, and
I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out
like putting in directions all that. And then from like.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
My putting in direction right more like looking up to
dudes kissing.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
God, that sucked so fucking bad? Can we cut that? Please?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
No? No, I'm like looking here, and in my peripheral
I see like a car, like a car extremely similar
to hers, like backing up, like I just see it
up and speeding off. And then like I don't look
to my left, which was the dumbest mistake I could

(18:05):
have made. I should have just looked to see if
she was still there, but like I'm still looking at
my phone. In my head, I'm like, damn, she's like
getting the fuck out of here right like I'm following
her at this point, I'm like, oh, I should just
follow her fuck the directions. And then I like go
to back up because and then from like this peripheral,
I see her car zooming pass. I'm like, oh my god,
she really is whipping the piss out of her car

(18:27):
to get out of here. Like, I don't want to
keep her waiting, I'll just follow her. So I go,
like I just without looking up, go like this, and
literally within two seconds, I just feel my car slams
like back, and I hit her car.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
She killed three people, like she's literally like leaving so
much out.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, it's not that bad in the grand scheme of things.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Three people's pretty bad. That's three more than most people
have done.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
That's like sixty less than me though, period.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
But yeah, I guess that story isn't that funny. I
just hit the fuck out of her car, and I
wanted to kill myself. I was so humiliated, but it
was it was not a big deal. I don't think
there was any damage. I didn't really look too long,
like if I I haven't hit a lot of people's cars.
But when I do, I'm like, oh, if I could
go up to it and I go like this, and
the like the mark goes away. I'm not touching it

(19:26):
any marks.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm like, it's it's good, it's good, It's okay, Okay,
Well they like we all know this. They've been trying
to make real ID a thing for Is it twenty
five years now?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, it's around twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Twenty five years now?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I just I don't know what this note is.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, read it out doing literally anything but getting real
I d.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Okay. So the concept is procrastinating of getting real ID. No,
we can work with that.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Using the butt instead of getting real ID.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, I have something amazing to show you. This is like, genuinely,
I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime. I
never thought I would see this.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
And that I use on a daily basis that I
got from Walmart that I don't even know what I
would do if I wouldn't go to Walmart. I don't
even know if I would be happy if I wouldn't
go to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
He's a Walmart ally now, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh he looks good.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
What period he does? He looks great?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Like duh. He literally is bad. That's what he's known for.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Like you think the Walmart is bad?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh also says his legacy he's bad, doesn't play well.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
I don't even know what they said that Walmart.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh, I was just gonna say I I tightened the mic,
so you don't have to fuck with it anymore. It
should be much different now. Or well, I shouldn't have
said it like that, but I fixed it.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I wouldn't have noticed, but thank you. Okay, weird as fuck?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Like, oh, I went to the batting cages for Pride yesterday.
I literally, like that was a conscious thought I had.
I'm like, I want to go to the batting cages
for Pride and let out all my anger, all my
gay anger.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Did it like work? Because you seem to be like
so really upset.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
No bitch y'all.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I literally don't know what is going on with me,
but I woke up furious today. I literally nothing in specific.
I just woke up mad and I Kai did mention
something about bad dreams and it kind of destabilizing your
day following. And I did have really dark sighted dreams
last night, so I'm gonna blame it on that for

(22:07):
now until I find the root of this anger. But
oh my god, I want to punch holes in walls.
Like I've never wanted to hit walls, but like I
was in the fucking kitchen with Kai and I was like,
oh my god, I want to punch the wall.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I really I get it.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I see them, I see I saw them for the
first time. I saw you Kai punching holes in walls.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's not my vibe at all.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's actually why the ceiling in the last apartment broke.
Yeah broke is because we told Kai to stop punching
holes in the wall, so you started punching holes in
the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah. I have anger issues, but I feel like the
rest of my vibe makes up for it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Well, I feel bad because I'm on like the complete opposite.
I woke up today in such a good mood, Like
I literally woke up today with them mile on my bab.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
We do that, We really do flip flop, Like you
have a awful week, I have a good week, you
have a good week.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I have a bad week.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Like that is soulmate shit though, because you're there to
take care of me, like I was there to take
care of you.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
And that's why you need to literally just run away
from all your problems and be avoidant.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I know, Like literally, I'm like, girl, I'm done facing
my team.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Not actually, but I don't think it's to the point
where like you can only go in circles around the
things upsetting you so much, and that's like.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Well, now I'm gonna start taking opium again.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean, yeah, I have been doing shrooms every day,
so maybe that's what's.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Making Yeah, it been really fuck.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I just can't stop doing shrooms.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I just can't stop.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, your brain chemistry was rewritten. Yeah, I mean you're
feeling pretty good.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well says it all.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, I guess you're right. But maybe maybe the psilocybin
created new neural pathways in your brain and now you're
happy all the time.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Y'all know that my celial net work.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh yes, celium is alive. The earth is alive. It
Mother nature is a real fucking thing. Trees use their
root networks and they're my cereial networks to warn each
other that fires are coming.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I feel like you've told me that before. The thing
and everything you say, I believe you say. It is
a thing.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
It is a thing. Hello.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I love the my celial network, so like a little
bit that I play on YA is.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
No matter.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
My phone is connected to every single bluetooth object in
this house, in our old house, my car, literally everything,
and I only really do it to you, and it's
only a thought that I have to do to Enya,
but like when she like turns on a speaker in
the kitchen or whatever, and my phone automatically connects to it.
Like I genuinely, I don't have like a thought like

(24:53):
I do. I don't think it. My body just like
goes into action and like I immediately like clock that
my phone is connected to the speaker.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So I the jar is how quickly you realize that's exactly.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I know it's weird. It is, it is weird.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
And so I go and start playing fart sounds or
porn sounds on the speakers. Most of the time it's
fart sounds. I tried porn sounds, but I don't think
they worked.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yesterday I didn't. Yeah, I tried.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I really tried, because it was playing through my phone.
And then I got like really uncomfortable because I was like,
what if Josh just hears me listening to like gay
porn loud as fuck in my room. And I was like,
I honestly at one point was just owning it. I
was like, I don't give a fuck, Like this is mine.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm gonna play really loud porn but walk around so
it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
I'm like took a podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
And like walking around. I'm gonna be in the kitchen
doing dishes and I'm just gonna have like a porn
open and like.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Speaking over rewinding to suit you, miss, I'm wanna.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Put the suction the octo buddy on the like any surface.
And why can't we watch porn on planes?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Why is that you can actually right if I next.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
To you, because that's kind of essentially what the screen
ass see. It's like, yo, before you watch this, wait,
I saw who was sitting next to you.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I saw a clip on Instagram of this like probably
seven year old like boy sitting in the middle seat
and he was watching like kid's cartoon or adult cartoon.
I don't remember what it was, what show it was,
but there was a scene in it where this like
girl like tripped and fell into this dude's lap and

(26:29):
then she, like, I guess the funny part of it
was like just started twerking on his lap and this kid,
I'm not joking, rewinded that clip like thirty times and
this woman behind her got the whole fucking thing on video,
and uh it's like and it's like, you know, like
the joke where it's like no one like moves quicker
than a baby hanging up on you on an iPad,

(26:51):
like like just like quick as fuck. That one guy
that you think is hot Kui that like can catch things,
like that's a baby hanging up on an iPad.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
But he was it was.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Crazy, like it was like robotic.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I want to see it was.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It was robotic, like he would like it would end,
she would get up, the cliff would end, and then
she would go woop or he would go and like
rewind it back the perfect amount and if he would
rewind it back too far on the plane, and if
you would rewind.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It back too far.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
But I guess he's a kid. He has no idea,
Like he's not thinking like oh, people are going to
think anything of this. He's just like whoa.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, he's like whoa.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
But she said she told his mom in the commons
because everyone was like you better have told his mom,
and like she was like, I did tell his mom
because like it was four times too many, like he
did it so many times. But to answer your question, yes,
I watched porn on airplanes.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think it is legal. But the only reason why
is because I remember when I was like twelve, I
was at the library and a guy was watching porn
on a computer and I was like, sorry, Kai, no,
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I mean, this was nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
It wasn't nineteen sixty eight. It was not even close.
It wasn't even close to that.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Not too much on. The guy was different.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Well. I walked up to the librarian and I was like,
he's watching porn and she said, yeah, that's fine, You're
allowed to do that. And I was like, what are
you talking about. She said, yeah, that there's actually legally
nothing that we can do about that. Wow. But that's
what that one librarian said. So I don't know if
that's changed or.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
She's down She's like, fucking let him go crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I want to see what I'm in.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
So I want to see what he's watching.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I want to get into I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
No, that is fucking insane, Like, but I guess it's
kind of like the thing that like, if you catch
some someone shoplifting at a lot of stores, you're not
allowed to do anything. So I wonder if there is
a weird legality. It's like how there's weird loopholes to
all the freak ship bitches want to do because bitches
are freaky and nasty.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
No, King Cat pride is that a thing? I think?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
So?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Really it's like a movement.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
What is uh, do you guys know what aftercare is?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
No, what is that?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
That sh it sounds weird as fuck.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I actually don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And after shave after care like after sex care? Yeah,
would you do if like you throw just like a rotten,
moldy towel at the person and that's after car to
get the fuck out? Really?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, I was gonna say, usually it's like.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
That's great, Well, you know, after cares for me, I
will pull out my acoustic guitar and start playing a song.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I am not kidding. I am not kidding. I think
I would stab you. I think I would stab any
person who did that. If somebody actually like, I think
I would just leave. I would be so like that
to me is such a threat in a way that
I genuinely can't describe. What were we talking about this one?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
We were talking about the Breaking Bad Lady House.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Okay, yeah, so, I mean we've all seen it by now,
but the lady at the Breaking Bad House is the
realist bitch.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
On this fucking planet. I'm not kid.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I need hang out with her, like I no cameras,
Like I really just want.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
To pick her brain.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
There's chair beer.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Beers, like cigarettes, like all of it, because I know,
like she has the craziest takes of any human being
on this fucking planet. Like literally just her psyche is
so fascinating to me because like you'd think at some point.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
She would just be like whatever, like it's not that deep.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
But now she literally sits in her front yard all
fucking day long yelling at people taking pictures of her house,
which like respect, like I wouldn't want people taking pictures
of my house, but like spraying them with water hoses,
like throwing rocks at them, like I don't know if
she throws.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, I love I'm obsessed with the water hose. I'm
so fucking obsessed with that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
No, she's so real, like she like she she has
the time, Like that's the thing is she has it
and she executes.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I both understand and don't understand, because to me, it's like, well,
you moved into the most famous house on TV. But
then I also understand because ho I just saw Breaking
Bad like two years ago. Maybe the bitch didn't give
a fuck about Breaking Bad, like it was like, if
you told me that I was buying like an apartment
in front of Abbey Road two years ago, I would
have been like, who's abby This is not her road.

(31:10):
I'm moving in, like this is my grip now, and
I would have been so mad. I also would be
mad if randomly there's Hella bitches on the street all
the time, like, wow.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
The house is listed for sale for four million when
it's closer to value of three hundred and fifty k.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
She literally she's here.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Love her, Like, seriously, if we put some of that
delusion in ourselves, I genuinely think we would be further.
I just don't have that kind of motivation for anything.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
I just don't love myself.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I mean me either, but you know.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
No, I literally hate myself.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Really, Yeah, you're dead ass, dead ass, that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well, I love you, I love you. I need to
see the video her, I like need it. I'm like shaking.
I'm withdrawing from the video of her.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I'm trying to find out how much she got paid
to live or to rent out her house for that, because,
like I mean, she's retired since before. I think she
might have bought the house.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
How we need to talk to her.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh wait, this article quote unquote, we're done owner of
Walter White's house and breaking bad puts it on market
for formulion. We're done, turn it into an airbnb, like
what like literally airbnb that bitch out They did that
with a call Me by your Name house, and like,
I'm sure they fucking retired off of that. I want
to go to that house so fucking bad, y'all. I

(32:39):
literally started crying, not even watching Call Me by Your Name,
but just thinking about it. Unrequired love does something to
me that like I genuinely like, oh my god, I
want to rip my fucking heart out of my goddamn chest.
I love unrequited love, but I hate it.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
The yearning, the yearning.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know, I decided I hate yearning. What I don't
want to yearn. I don't want to yearn anymore. I'm different.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, I think there's like different levels to yearning. I
think the general audience has now assumed that yearning has
to be negative, But I'm like, yearning can be fun,
but yearning, I think is usually fun when it's yearning
on both sides.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm fucking crazy, Like that's that is the problem.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
That's why you like yearning is because you're not yearning,
you are literally loosing.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Fucking I'm a crazy person, y'all. Like you really think
it's a bit but like no, like I'm genuinely fucking crazy, Like.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
He's not. I guess you have you don't do crazy actions,
you have crazy person thoughts.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, you can convince.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yourself of everything. That's why you need to meet Ali.
I know Sarah. I'll call her Sarah so you don't
get confused.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
At least, Bagnola is my queen. Come on the pod.
I really want to pick your brain.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I actually would love to talk to her.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I literally, like I don't know if I've talked about
this publicly before, but like she literally means something to me.
And I feel weird saying this because we go to
the same gym and she sees me, and.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I think she's scared of me.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
But I am obsessed with this woman in a way
that like I've never been obsessed with another You and Josie.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
It's I'm gay, don't joy.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's like it's how I feel about like Evan and
Caitlin and like even like a Sofia video, like I
watch like certain people genuinely because I'm just like, wow,
you bring me like a comfort. And I also like
falling asleep to your car I love, but that's different.
I like falling asleep to those like people. And you
you know what, I'll give it.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's like I thank you. No, I don't, I.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Love bag. What were we talking about before I derailed
the conversation like usual, Oh, yearning crazy person thoughts. No,
I don't do crazy things. That's embarrassing. If you do
crazy things, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a grip on fucking reality.
But oh, I can convince myself of realities that do

(35:07):
not exist better than I think anybody else on this planet.
Like I really like the thoughts that I have in
my head become so real, And there's even a part
of my brain where I'm like, I am fucking crazy
and I know this is crazy and I'm making all
of this up, but I.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Still believe it. I still believe it.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Well, yeah, I don't. Well at this point, I don't
know what you believe. Like, I'm not even kidding, because
it's so confusing to keep up where your brand lands
on it, where your brain lands on anything, because you
you go back and forth. But it's just because you're
indecisive in nature already. And I'm indecisive, but I'm more
willing to be impulsive. You're not. You're indecisive and you

(35:54):
are literally held down by like it is. Trump wants
to put that anxiety don't over the US. If he
really wants to protect the US, he needs to put
Dru's anxiety dome.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
No I this everyone who comes up, I run this
bitch like I'm lesbian behind at McDonald's counter, Like, put
me in office?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
What the fuck was I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I think you just like I.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I guess I just need to get on medication. But
I really like I don't, don't do it. Don't put
me on meds.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Like literally, I'm gonna stab you with the syringe of wildbutrin.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I would I honestly do that.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
At some point, I'm gonna stab you in the fucking
brain with the blunt forced object. I'm from the Bronx,
that's all right, what is it, I'm from Brooklyn, that's
all right.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
The Australian dude who's he's from.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Brooklyn, he's even from New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I always mix up Australian and New Zealand because to me,
those like the accents sounds.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
So so I have trade in New Zealand when I
pull up to New Zealand. I'm not even kidding. I
had only to New Zealand. I was planning how long
have they been waiting? I was planning a through hike,
pre pandemic. I got trying to do yeah, like no,
since twenty nineighteen. I have him on the short least

(37:17):
too short least too I'm like, Oh, if you hook
up with anybody else, I'll kill you.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I'm joking.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
He's not joking. I watched him send that text message
before the episode started.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
And when he didn't get a response, he said, hello,
I know you read.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Those He sent it with the invisible effect to milk.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
The dude. I'm just like, I'm so rotted by Jonas
right now?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Who Jonas? Air cut? Air cut?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I want to go to one of his comedy shows?
So fucking bad his sets kill me.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
We should go to the next one.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
When are they?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I know there was one on Friday and I wanted
to go, but I had obligation.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I forgot what I was going to say.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Hold on, hello, Hi, It's true.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I just wanted to let you hear my voice for
the first time over the app.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
He is, what's that? A well? That?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
God damn it bad?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Was the guy.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, that was his response. He sounds like Lady Gaga's bodyguard.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
She? I know you want to be.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I know you want me to do bed.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
That's not her actual bodyguard. No, it is the vocalist
in the song.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yes, what song is that?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I don't know, but like, why would you think that?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It is, it is, it is, it is.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Hold on, I can't lie.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
The only bodyguard lore I've like relatively kept up with
is Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, famous, Okay, that's her bodyguard. You have Allied tattooed
on your fucking forehead and you don't.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Know that Alli. It is Ali.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
It is Ali's bag.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I didn't get it tattooed with the colors. With that
in mind, every other month of the year, no one
is going to think it says that word. It's only
in June. And if anything, maybe I'll get a discount
everywhere I go because it's been happening. I've gotten a
lot of free coffees in Echo Park.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Alfred's Alfred's hooked it up. They sent two bags of
coffee today, Drew.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
I didn't want to bring up something that I think
you might find interesting, which is that they're building brains. Two.
They're making computers out of real brain cells.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Now or I've been seeing this, keep it up.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yeah, and they're they're planning on building like a huge
server in the United States which.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Is out of human brains.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It's gonna be brain, human brain cell.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Are they taking the tissue from people or are they.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't know. I don't know, but this is like real,
this is happening, and they.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Imagine they take your brain tissue and it like splits
your personality.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I think it's like from a real brain cell and
then they like clone it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
But whose brain cell they need to take mine? I
will literally give them mind. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
They can like go in and take a build the
gay supercomputer.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, instead of oh wait no wait, this is that
we need to we need to workshop this.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right now, yeah, super intelligent.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, we need to workshop this because you know, I
got it.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Computer speaking binary, the gay computer speaks in non binary.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Wow, that cook, that cook? I know you feel better now,
I know that should just let you.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
The thing is, I genuinely think we need to back
the fuck up, because what are you even talking about?
Like what that shouldn't be happening. And I think I'm
going to start ordering a bunch of random chemicals and
then mix them up and get my pilot's license similar
to Nathan Fielder. But really, what I'm going to do
is put all of those random chemicals into the back

(41:15):
of my private plane because I will be allocating the
funds to buy a small personal flyer.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Jet that's gonna take you thirty years.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
No, I have my ways, I have whole. So y'all
gonna get Oh, trust it's gonna get done.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
We're gonna leave a poll in the comment. Should en
you start selling whole for me to give me money?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
You don't pay me?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying no, you pay me.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you sell at this point,
you make me pay you.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Oh my god, it's because you don't have to bring
this up fucking publicly.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Bro, It's not not weird.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I don't think we should talk podcast. I feel like
it's not appropriate.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Is that not weird? Though it is weird and I
have to pay to have sex with my partner.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's weird. But again I don't think we should. This
isn't the right. It's just weird platform to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
And he he has that's with a bunch of other
people when he.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Makes them pay him to women not people. Women. Take
that very clear, Just to be clear.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I really want us to go on like an old show,
like you know, when they would get like back in
the Golden Age, when they would get celebrity couples on
live TV and have them duke it out publicly like
area I need that you would cover.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
We would literally we would fry americ.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Have you seen the couple's therapy show?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yes, we were just talking about.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Did you just watch the poly One?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Not yet?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Oh wait, I think I did get to that and
I was like, it's so fucking funny.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Really I watch I was like, this is really interesting
and maybe this is something that I'm interested in. Is
doing this?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
No seeds is like I think I think I have
a poly bone in my body, but I am also
super territory and if the person I'm with hooked up
with someone, I would kill both of them.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
The poly bone in my body is I'm a slut.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, that's the polyon.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, like I just don't give a fuck, Like what, I.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Don't think I could do it, Honestly, I don't think
I have the mental fortitude for that.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I don't I would actually it would be there was
There is no world where I think I have the
mental strength to remove sex from a point of like
intimacy and admiration and like what it means to me.
There's new world Like what.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I like decided I don't give a fuck about sex.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I really don't care.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
That's cool, that's good.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I mean to go from like the kind of slut
you were to that is genuinely proof that anything can happen.
The gay computer is right here to.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Go from flying to New Zealand to have sex to
not having sex or even enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
No, not even he was gonna fly to New Zealand
and do a backpacking trip.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah, friend a through hike, A through hike, of trade
my trade through hike.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
This is this was real. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Honestly, Like if there was a gorgeous like because that
would be Gordon's.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's like backpacking through New Zealand, the most beautiful hike
on the world, in the world.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
But there's a bad bitch every couple of miles. Bitch,
I'm getting it done in record time. I'm literally sprinting. Yeah,
I would sprint there at the same time on the
walk and then take like a thirty minute power nap
and then wake up and like brush my teeth in
the backyard with like one of those like Amazon ass
like to go to brushes.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
True, where did you go.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
To his trade?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
To the depths of his mind?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Think astro projecting to hook up with your trade.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
We're so back.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Like about by trade. It'll ground me. Can I have
your arm band? Kai?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah? Of course?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Wait Kai, before.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Hey, you dropped a bunch.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Of stuff that feels good when we do that. It
was so easy to get that off of my slender arm.
It kind of fell off.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Actually, oh my god, Kai, you're a fucking monster. He
couldn't find the right thumb hole and he ripped through.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
No, I swear I found ripped.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Through on the other side.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You can't find the right hole.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I guess that's Kay's vibe.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I have success rate with finding the right hole.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That in mind if you're interested.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
In it, it's not that's not real. Okay, they look good.
I really liked how my arm looked in that.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I have one hole and Kai can't find it.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
You have more than that?

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
What its more than one?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
What are you doing? Why are you muffled? Oh? For
the audio listeners, Kai had Drew's balls in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Do you think it'd be a funny bit if I
was doing whipp its dring? And then sometimes I would respond,
it's like a really deep boy and I'm cooked.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I actually would love that, dude, I'm not kidding. Like
I'm a few scrolls away on my iPhone from math.
I'm just a few scrolls away.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I will say meth is one of the drugs that
I am interested in.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
You know, let's do math together, ky.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I'm just I would I'm serious. I would have loved that. Sorry,
I need to chill.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Out, but I know, like you kind of lit up.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Whenever I like look up stories of what people do
on math, I'm like, this is cool.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
It sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Actually building a bicycle out.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Of the build and I are gonna exit home. We
do method literally with like a production.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
They like paint their walls and tally marks that turns
lit as fuck, Like.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
No, I genuinely think I would be completely addicted to math.
I'll watch you do math. I'll be your math tripsetter
if you want to do math.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Oh that's really sweet.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I'll take care of you.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I just don't find this funny as a previous mathews
her in a past life, in a past I've done
meth before on accident.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Well, one of my altars does math a lot, and
it actually upsets me because this is my body too.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Girl, that's you. You can't blame your addiction on an altar.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
It really upsets us.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
One of Drew's altars has ran through and so he guess.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's how the Drew compartmentalize, Like what one of Drew's
all has a thousand bodies.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
One of my altars was planning a trip to New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
That was not me.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Next time.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I just saw one of the metro cars drive by
the Metro ubers.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Oh I haven't seen those. Yeah, I didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
It was a micro it drove by.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
There's not even I'm not kidding, guys. We're not in
a room with a window. I don't know what the
fox you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
One of my altars is subsessed with public transportation.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
One of your altars is outside.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Guys, we know, like.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
We know we get to see Kai tomorrow. Kai. Doesn't
that make you happy?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
That does make me happy. I'm very lonely, are you?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
But I feel like you're always around people.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Men tend to isolate as they get older.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
So you can't just like read off like uber pacts.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
That was a tweet that I made from my pro
male Twitter or X. Sorry. My followers like when I
call it X instead of they.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Get really mad when I call it Twitter.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Is that like a thing?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I think? So?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I think there's like evil people that are like don't
basically don't dead name.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Twitter doesn't use threads.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
We'll see No, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I don't know. I feel like if I met someone
and they had like an abundant life that they were
living via thread I.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Would be a scary motherfucker because.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Like they kind of it's hard to get dangerous, Like
you need a whole other app you can't get You
need the fucking app to get on.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Instagram does get me like they get me. They put
like really fascinating topics that are being talked about on threads.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Fascinating topics of questions, like Kimila Keveo and Sjohn Mendo's
video for twenty twenty of them walking.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Through the Yeah no, it's literally like slime, Like that's
a fascinating but no, it's like it'll be like a
graphic and then like some texts and they have ellipses
at the end, and it's like, oh, I want to
know what the end of that says, and I click
on it thinking it I'll just open it up. But
I don't have that shitty fucking app on my phone.
They tried it, and I never get to see. I

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never ever ever get to see.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I haven't met anybody who uses it. You seem like
you would have a threats account.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Look, I don't have a threads. Oh I have one
for the week that people were on it.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Look at my discover page. It's all male plastic surgery.
For those who are curious, Oh is.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
That what this is? I was like, what am I
looking at? I don't really understand. Oh, it is a
lot of like ew like it's actually so annoying, like
how do men take everything from women? Like seriously, now
you guys are taking over the ed space like women
can't fucking have anything, Like I'm not even kidding you.
Guys can't even let us have the thing that you
put on us and destroyed us with. Like, oh, now

(50:51):
you want to come up in the game and make
some money off of your diet plan?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yes, When when is the man? Like when is there
going to be a man who really gets in and
starts like the Avon and Mary Kate foreman. But there
has to be something like that with protein shakes. I
know there's some of y'all who are paying way too
much for protein shakes or something from some random person
literally me. My media of the week is, honestly, I've

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been listening to like the same shit over and over.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Taco Truck ex Venice Bitch by Mina dol Ray. This
is a driving song. No one knows it, but that's
like the song you drive to. Uh, no one knows it,
everyone knows it. That's my media.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
My media is I Love You Secretly, The Miracles and
Marvin Gay Hold Tight, Luciens, Centipede rebby Jackson, She Is Mine,
The Psychedelic First Tomorrow, The Brothers Johnson and Movies Movies movies.
I really can't remember what movie I watched the other day.
Was my first? Oh Thelma Luise. Oh so then that's

(52:02):
my media of the week.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Cereal is good as hell every two hundred weeks.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
That is so real. I've been on a big Cereal kick.
I love Cereal right now. I love raw dogging Cereal.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
The more the market rate influx CyberSecure, right, I'd like
to bring this post out of the wood works every.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Because, fuck dude, listening to someone else's phone the launcher,
it's like the most eerie shit ever. Like they got us,
They literally got us. They got us. They isolated all
of us. Families don't watch movies in the living room
ever anymore. They're all too busy watching the show for

(52:59):
them to separate them.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Like, yeah, people watch porn alone now.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Like, seriously, what is wrong with you? You actually need
to see help, Like you need to see your point.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
That made a lot of sense, which one of us
is and am.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Otherwise good?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah By