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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Do
we have a doozy for y'all? You got something? Spash'll come?
Oh my fucking god. Hey, oh the phone, the phone. Hey,

(00:48):
I'm like red in the face. You're like body is
so curvaceous? Ye dude, Oh my fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Now introducing Joe too. Oh did you really have no idea?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
How are you? Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
What is going on with my cheeks? I give cheek
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I knew. I knew it was going to be a thing.
Hold on, I need my mic, I need to grab
my mic off of this. I knew it was going
to be a thing that you were going to think.
It's this is not how you look. I don't look
like you. I don't think no.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, oh my god says.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, damn wait, I'm actually at a bra. There's this
guy who was the.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Walk, there's the oh yeah, humping the leg. There's this
video of.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
You, Phil, Phil? What are saturdays for?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Phil?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Phil?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
What are Saturdays for? Sunday?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Saturday?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Funday?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What else is it for? Saturday?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Saturdays are for the Saturday?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
No Saturday Sunday? You look like so how quickly Sunday Funday.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Accepted the way you were dressed.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know, this is just like how it's like twenty
years from now.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Does anybody care that I'm fighting with my right now?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Also, there's this Instagram person that is obsessed with Broadway.
I'm going to find his account, but he looks like that.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Actually like kind of look good?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well you look no, you look like Palm Springs gay retirmenta,
which is perfect.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Which is I think what Phil is.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's perfect like for a film like I look good though,
you look great, you look like Phil.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Nobody care that I'm literally having a malfunction beyond all means.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And his mike isn't working. The shoes that so.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, the thing with the shoes. The thing with the
shoes is these are my real shoes. I own these shoes.
But I was like, what's the what's the gay ist
shoe I own? And it's the you.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Guys have any gay shoes?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
You weirdly like it.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Literally looks like you shaved my pubes and put them
on your face. And that's crazy, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Drew, I've been having at last I know, wait, no,
this is like really actually crazy experience. I don't like
all the.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Like it does not look like Drew.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
But the makeup artists we got them last minute and
they did their damn big wine.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Man, it's really scary.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like they like kill it, like they.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Like you looks so gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Wait is light or light's going on? Or is it
my contact? It's I keep having that. I'm like, is
that flickering?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like literally, this is so scary.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Also, I'm mystiq. I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Didn't Oh, we can tell. But the phone phone posits.
I saw him by the front door, and honestly, can
I be honest, Josiah, I had a feeling you were
going to be mistake.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
These were companies talking about it for years exactly. That's
what I was telling, that's your dream and wanting to do.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Also, I saw the blue phone posits and I was like,
oh blue, like blue, And then I mean you look
incredible actually, like this is everybody saying, this is beautiful, everybody.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
There was a moment when I first saw you, not body,
I don't really like.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean, the body goes.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Crazy, but that's not what I like about it.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Are you tucked?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You're tuged?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh my god. Josiah talked for this.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
He committed because it's just kind of like.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Wait, also the like pubes like it's like very bushy.
Yeah yeah, and this is my belly button.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Girl, you got a turdloaded in that chamber right now. Turds, okay, turds.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
And guys, well, I can't take the I don't think
I could take this hat off.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No wait, this is so special and like, also, I
love that you actually got shipped out of my closet.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, dude, you know, Okay, so I have to explain.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh my god, this is so jarring. Like the longer
I look, the more it kind of does look like
that's what we.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Were all saying.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
But I look like you in the way that if
somebody photographed me walking down the street right now, it
would be you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You know, like one, should I release the unreleased Doppleganger video?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Now, you really should?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
This Saturday Sday?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Phil, Phil? What are Saturday's for? Saturday?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what's fucked up is Saturday. It's a kind
of comfort that like a Miami gay guy would bring me.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
So I've I've weirdly accepted this as your Like, if
you could dress like this every day for the rest
of your life and get your make thing is and
I would kind of fuck with you.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Also, you look gorgeous and makers.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It looks like great, Like thank you guys, I swear
to it. Judy Garth, I like put this outfit on
probably like two hours ago, just like to because I
was like expecting here and makeup shortly after. And I
looked at myself in the mirror and like legitimately, like
my heart sank to my ass because I was like,
this could be my future, Like this is very this

(06:25):
is very close to the future, and like, yeah, I
would accept.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I think you look good.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I know.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I swear to god, I kind of think it looks good.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
On you, like my most insecure and at my lowest.
And I look in the mirror like I do, see
Phil Saturday Sunday.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
You're out your Nonday Funday Saturday.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then he he says. I was watching the video
over and over again because I was, oh, yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
The thing is big, that's the kicker.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I've been looking for this shirt, specific this shirt for years,
and I finally fucking found it. Bitch. I ordered a medium,
they sent me an extra large. But country girls make
do These pants are fucking insane, Like look I'm not.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I am not, I am not kidding.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Maybe maybe I've been exploring Pinterest and whatnot a bit
too much, but I'm kind of in love with this
outfit on you.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Am I changing the game?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I love like white boys. Changing the game.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Had a little flavor.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think you've been on pinchers for too long.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm not kidding. If you put a random T shirt
with this, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Good, it's really crazy looking at you, Josiah. I know,
Josh keeps getting uncomfortable. You can't look me in the
eye because you like, I feel like I'm in the
presence of a woman. And he was, oh, okay, okay,
first thing you do.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Sand bags are fake.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
They're not sand bags, They're real.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Josiah got implants, I got implants for and I got
hip hip a violation.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Actually know the Let me tell you something about this.
This whole body suit is one body suit or the ship.
The underpadding is skims.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh really, the sims. We went there.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
She sells a one that has hip pads, butt pads,
a brawl and it compresses your tongue.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you have it right now.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's literally on your compressed.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Body, serving body.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Oh you know what you're also kind of giving is
de talks.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's Superson won my costume this year, pivoted last second
to fill. But it was going to be Cocoamont Trees.
Oh wait, wait wait, who the fuck is Cocomont Trees
delivery robot? And it was gonna be me in the
Cocoa trees dress, play the clip with the hat and

(09:14):
the cane in the picture. And then I was going
to have a leg warmers on for who the fuck
is cocoa? Who the fuck is cocoa clip?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
And I don't know, I just want to see a
who looks like his cocoa.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
There's a coco a sweater around the waist and a
sweater around the waist, obviously red sweater.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then I was going to put four wheels one here,
one here, one here, and one here under my arm
for the Cocoa delivery robots.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
That and I was voting for a backpack to be
added so that when he turned around.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Heid yes, why having him? Also, I was telling you
earlier that it's really just a journey that you remember. Anyways,
it's the journey. It's usually the journey that you remember.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Anyways, Wait, this outfit looks kind of cute on you though,
and then oh no, not you.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Jesse, you're into me right now because I'm kind of
a boy.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, not you wearing my clothes?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Like okay, like if you were really fucked up, like
so fucked up and you saw me.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, no, this is like, this is the scariest motherfucker
I have ever seen in my entire life.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I feel really creepy. And I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I had like, wait, not the ginger bind.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
No, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Today has taken me on a journey like I was
when I was in the bathroom, I got my uh
makeup and wig and everything but on before I changed,
and then I was like, fuck, I should try to
like take my.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Boobs down a little bit, so I just I don't
have like knocking.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Flat chested as ye Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I was like looking in the mirror like this, like
like this and take and I was like.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh my god, you're experiencing gender euphoria.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
No, yeah, I taped my boobs down.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's like I remember I did have a binder when
my boobs were really big because I wanted a.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
A school binder you put papers in. Why would you
have that?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Well, I squished myself between the binder body talent.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Did y'all walk around school with your minder like that?
Because I did?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Nah? And I also, I don't know if we've ever
talked about this, but book covers were very important to me,
like those like nylon like stretchy book covers, and I
would like collect them. And I was so excited when
I found new ones and cool ones. And there was
a kid actually that had like the sickest book covers
I have ever seen in my entire fucking life, and

(11:46):
he would not tell me where he got them, and
they felt almost vintage in a way, like they felt
like they weren't some shit you could get out Walmart, Target.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Bitch, she was on eBay. Actually, you know what you
were like? You were probably gassing this kid up and
he was probably so ins care about having old book covers,
so you genuinely probably made us.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
We would make them out of the lunch bag, like
the brown lunch back material. I just make them.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Had book covers like my parents just.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
We always wanted to do them because we would rent
the books, Like we would not buy the books. We
would rent them or loan them because we couldn't afford
to buy the books, so they would make us do
book covers.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
We never had to rent or loan or buy books.
They were just given to us.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Once we got to high school, we had to like
you had to pay for your books.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
There were certain books you had to pay for. I
think at my especially.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
When you're taking like ap classes like all that, like
which like my siblings, not me, but like my siblings
smart were smart some of them.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, not all of them.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I mean all of them can't be smart. Oh my god.
We all come from such big families.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, I mean me and you both have fist I
have four five.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I know, if you really think about it, look at
this frame and then think about big families, and this
is exactly what happens when you're from a big family.
You compete for it. And I'm surprised you is not
the youngest.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, because I'm the youngest and you're like almost the youngest, and.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're the baby boy. Yeah, I am the youngest.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I was a middle child for my formative years, which
I think does really speak to my soul.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
But my nature, screams, oldest child.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I don't want to have three kids though, because I
don't want to have a middle child.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Your hands are so scary, Oh how they're blue?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
How many kids do you want too?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Is perfect? If you have an only child. All the
only children I've met, they are fucked up.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, I don't want an only child.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know. I kind of fuck with only no.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
No, no, no, I don't know because only children, only child.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's why I took that back. I don't know anybody, person.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Have you ever interacted with an only child and like
realize that they genuinely don't know how to share, Like
it's like a thing like only child children don't know
how to share, no tracks.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
And I want two kids because no middle child, because
I don't want to do that to a kid. That's torture.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
You know what's funked up is I kind of would
love just to have one child. But I also was
I was talking about this with somebody the other day, Like,
my perceptions of motherhood are so specific because no matter what,
like even when there was a time where I distinctly
did not want to have a mom or not have
a mom.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Sorry, I got distracted from Drew being over there? Why
did you walk that way?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Trip? These shoes are actually ironically they're cutting the circulation
off to my right calf and I've never felt pain
like this in my life.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's what a blood clop, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Is?

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, every Halloween, I know how it feels like for
a girl, and I hate it. I would never I
can't do this three hundred and sixty five days a year,
one day a year.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You get yourself blue every day for days a year.
How do girls do that? That is what I think though,
because they do. Just say, this is a long time coming,
This is very monumentous.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
This is a special always specifically wanted to do since
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Kim Karda also.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm like, y'all were in the makeup chair for literally
four hours and I was in the makeup chair for
fifteen seconds. Like it was really easy. Maybe you're perfect, baby,
I didn't even need makeup. Yeah I gave. I gave
Phil a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, yeah baby, you are Phil? Baby, you will.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I feel what are Saturdays for? Haturday? Saturday?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Fund the sexy boys? He did? You know? He ends
up saying that in that.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Wait he said there's a full extended version.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Well, yeah, there's a longer word.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Girl, that's a MODELO effect.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
My hair is all fucked up. Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
In the haunting continues, The house.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Is haunted, haunted, boots down, it's oki spooky.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And here y'all, Drew got stuck in the attic the
other day. Let's actually, yeah, girl, he was up there
for like eight.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Hours, Josiah and I no, no, un ironically Josiah put
me up there. Yeah, I have dusted my eyes particles.
This is really freaky to see. Like the longer the
longer I look, the more I see. But it doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, it doesn't really look like you.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's just it's just masculine you. That's jar. But the
fucking cheeks, Like, have I not read myself to philth
about the I.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Give that that, don't I don't give that, don't do
all that.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's crazy that y'all say I look like no, because what's.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Crazy is you're not commenting on they had to add
cheeks because I just have such a.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Feminine, sleek, slim face.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
And the kids what they were talking about, they were
like they were like they were basically saying I had
no They were saying I had nothing down here, and
I'm like, not too much.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Of my girl, not too much for my girl's jobs.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Were like they were like, yeah, you have like nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Also, the thing is like the fact that they pulled
this off in like literally eight hours, like having eight
hours of planning to figure this out as very special
they like because they only had like a day to
figure out prosthetics and shit for that. Okay, well, well
let's get into the fucking episode, guys. How about that?

(17:15):
How about that challenge?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is the birthday episode.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I saw Addison Rayn concert within Yah, and I didn't
Josiah wasn't there and.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I didn't know it was happening.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
It was legitimately one of the most special moments. The Greek. Yeah,
the Greek. I was so I haven't I haven't felt
that happy in a very long time. Like the way
it felt like I was literally watching a star be born,
like Lukey Goga, Like it was like it was so special,
like she is a star. This show was amazing. The

(17:47):
crowd was so fun, like they were into it crazy.
She's a fucking that bitch can move like she's a
mover and shaker. Yes, And also there was like a lot.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Of She's just such a good performer. She's like a
really good entertainer. People I think are born to be
like entertainers, and to me, I'm like, that is that person.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Also, it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Experiencing Twink death at the Addison Ray concert.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
No, we had like the reversal. You became fold game.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I became the gayest version of myself. It was crazy.
And then it carried into first Hallowekend number one. That video,
that video of you smoking a joint outside. If you
hear in the background, listen, listen to this.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
This is actually what we did us and raised concert.
Make you more gay?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It made me more gay.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
One.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
There's a video of me dancing to Aquamarine that I
will not reveal to the world, Like I'm touching myself
in ways that I should not be. But this clip
and yeah, wait.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I am obsessed with this little guy.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know what, this big little thumper.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah right, he's so cool. I really listen to.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
No One but.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's you. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I love it. Oh I love it, I love it.
I love no.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I was queening out that night, like I was. I
was very gay.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, I find sometimes if I'm like doing something like that,
and I'm like, the night we saw Janet like d
I'm like, it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Just comes out. I'm feeling you guys shows it up
a little bit. But Addison was fucking awesome. And then
I saw Frost Children like the next night, which there
was one song. I still don't know the title of
the song. I've looked it up so many times, but
there was one song that they played where it felt
like every neuron in my body was firing. Bitch. We

(19:47):
didn't even talk about fucking Charlie XCX coming out randomly.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
BA literally like, I swear I.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Have seen Charlie XCX more than I've seen my own family.
I I've seen her more than my own family at
this point. And I know y'all can agree. Okay, I'm
so glad I got that off. I'm so glad I
got that off. I said that in the car on
the way to Addison.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It set us off.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Everyone was dying laughing. I was crazy, and I just
had to warn my way in.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And you land execute and you almost got it in
without this part being exposed that you just had to
let them know.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, I think it's funnier. I think it's funnier this way.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
But no, it's the self awareness of knowing when you
have to listen back to the episode of being.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Like like, why did I say that? What he's saying,
but Frost Children it ties into Addison Ray in a second.
But saw Frost Children the song played, I was so euphoric,
like I haven't felt like that since Addison Ray the
night before and before that, it's been years.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
But I put on the night before twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Since the night before. But I put on my close
friends story this photo, and I said, me at the
Addison Ring Cross Children concert. Okay, so there's a fifty
six year old woman here Addison's on my close Friends
and she saw it and I.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Felt I felt so bad.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I was like, Babe, I'm not making fun of you.
I'm making fun of myself. I'm the fifty six year
old woman, like this is crazy. And she she did
not say a fucking word. She didn't like it. She
just moved on, and I was like, hopefully she doesn't
think I'm making fun of.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Her, but like, no, there's no world where she would
think that.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, because it's all love.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, I love.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It is one love.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
It's one love, one heart. The girl can turn it.
Let's be real. Now, she did headphones on. I fucking love.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
These headphones A good Alpha Marine's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Which I'll favorite headphones on or New York? No, no, no,
no no, but probably headphones on. That's like, that's a
good ass single. Like, damn, you're a good as single.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Come here?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Should I talk about the night I had?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh my god? Yeah, Josiah, what have you been up to?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I know?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Where have you been y'all? Mind you? This is the
first time we've seen Josiah in like four months.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. We
went out the other night.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Who Now, I wouldn't say to the party? What party?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Party Dan? What about?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I got a job?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, birthday boy? Loved that you were there?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh yes, but no, yeah, I just I've been getting
money from my bookings and stuff. And I own a business.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh what are your bookings?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
No? I own a business Okay, owned like a trucking company.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
That just sounds like what Tokyo does.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
This is a no?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, this is Shanghai, Johnny.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
What to.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
True?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god? Sure? That is like better than Bethany Grapes,
like is like shang.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh my god, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Shanghai Johnny.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Girl, Shanghai Johnny is insane, Shanghai Johnny and Tokyo Tony
Fiona Apple and Bethany grapes.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, yeah, Bethany grapes.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
And Frank Oceanan and Jim River. The Nile is a
river in Egypt. Oh, but some more.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wait, we need to come up with some more. For Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't know if you could.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You can't do.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You can't do, true Phillips.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Oh my god, Oh I love you.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Wait wait red Bull, Blue.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Cow Girl Cow Blue Cow right, get into it. No, really,
wake up.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm easy, I'm easy. I'm extra. I'm extra.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Read out about it, read out about it.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I'm easy, I'm extra. I'm actually I've actually been up
to flies up your face every time you breathe.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
By the way, I know all close close family member
of mine had a mental breakdown.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, taking care of her. You're fucked up.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, you are messed up.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
She knows.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm laughing at.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay, but that's that's now, that's what's been going on.
So you've been talking to me, they've been like oh,
like like a fan page or whatever, like you're locked
in a basement that I no know white all the
videos you posted in the same place, in the same outfit.
I don't girl, And really I'm just in my house
like I've just been caretaking.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
But also Josiah actually has been like one of the greatest,
greatest siblings I have ever seen in my entire life,
Like you just need to give you your flowers.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Brought it like closer and closer and closer. I t
exactly this.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh wait, yeah, no, which it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I'm dude. I hope we can leave that. It's like
he said about someone family.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
The best sibling. But no, wait, it was.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
A Ouiji board that's haunted.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That Loy is freaky as fun.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
All that meet this commando strips don't work.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Also, all that means is we have good energy, like
the the the gods are on our side. The angels, no,
they're knocking it down. The demons wouldn't knock that down.
They would keep it up, they would make it flow.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
But instead, but no, you know what you cut like
a southern accent, and so that we need to rely
on the Lord.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, yeah, fu, my skirt just.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Like was pulling it shut so hard. I cut it
in in a Southern accent. We need to rely on
the Lord. We need to rely on the.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Lord, I'm girl, we need to rely on the Lord.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
You are from?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Like, what what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
All?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
We need to rely on the Lord murder all?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
We need to Yeah, guys, I'm like literally fucking with you.
I was trying to do a British accent but it
would not come out.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
My god, you were really scared.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
We need to rely on the Lord.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
There you go, Okay, you were really freaking out because
I was like, I'm not kidding, you just get we
need to the Lord.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Add to that pink soda. I just had to you
by acting like you.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Could do that.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
What you just gave. The reaction you gave me was
the you know, the tuck might have come a little undone.
What okay, But besides taking care of my sister or
whoa well cats out the bag, I've been taking care
of one of my siblings and she's doing she didn't care.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
We'll ask, we'll ask, and if it's in here, guys,
I swear we did the right thing.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
We did ask, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
She's doing so much better. And I've also besides that
the band ended.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, dude, that's crazy. That is insane. How do you feel?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, it's it's the thing was we've been together for seven.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I know that that whole thing.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I like didn't really reach out and say anything because
in a way, I'm like this aged me, like like seeing.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
That it is, I was like yeah, and I was like,
oh my god, no.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah yeah, ri ip to the band like really like,
I mean, there's no possible, there's no it's like not
a done deal of like oh, it'll never ever come
back to like or we never play again. But for
the time being, yeah, we were just like we've been
together for seven years. Everybody's like chilling, like let's just chilly.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Think.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I think it was like a good call in terms
of like I think I look back at the age
y'all are all hitting and like it really is time
to be like.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Like shaking and moving.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Where am I going? Like seriously? What is Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
And I think we were able to like make stuff
that we really were just like I don't know, I
love I finally made up of y'all's album made.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
So good I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I like on like the music nerd side of my
brain and ironically am like such a fan.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Of it, Like I mean, is a fucking genius That
motherfucker will go far.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh yes, but no, I love them with all my
heart bro And but yeah, but besides the ship with
my sister, I've just been still working on music and just, oh.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
My god, a witch behind my head.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
The music. I mean, we won't even Oh, you guys
have only heard a little bit, the little bit that
I did here. Yeah, it's just so early, but it's
all good. Probably it'll be completely different by the time
it comes out, but.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, that'll probably never see light to day. Yeah, but
it'll be guys, trust me.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm gonna leak it behind a paywall.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, I'm gon leak it for ten dollars only fans.
But yeah, that's what I've been doing. That's probably what
I've been doing. I've just been like sessioning and being
like a caretaker.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And jacking off. Yeah, you know, I'm like on like
a no fap streak for real, for real, why it's
not even November. Just literally in general, I.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Mean, does it count if you're getting play though?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Who said I'm getting play.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You say it all the time, talk about.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I ironically agree with you. It does count.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It counts.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, and it's not even.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Heart is not led by gluttony period.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
And it's also I love exactly. My sex drive has
been the lowest it's ever been, so it's kind of awesome.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, did you set an SSR or something? The fun
I'm one hundred million, so loft we can tell. Yeah,
the tuck was easy. Let's just say that.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
The tucking it shriveled up. Did you know, guys, be
careful while but will make your penis fallow?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Well Butrin gnarly like I.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Make you.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
My psychiatrist if I could get on Wellbutrin because I
had heard good things about it for women, And then
he was like.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The appetite and gives you girl boners.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, I was scared of losing my uh sex drive,
and I kind of did with prozac, like.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Utrin will turn that ship up.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, I know.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
That's why I was like, Okay, I don't have to
worry about losing it. But then he was like, oh no,
you can't be on Wellbutrin because like it's like your
main issues is that you you have really bad o
c D.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
And I don't think you can make it make it worse.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, just me, like seeing me is crazy?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Little? Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Should we kiss? So it's me? Should we? Actually?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, we should not make out though we have to
say a makeout.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, but this is this is this the moment like
you telling me as you. I feel like I should
be dressed as me and it's me kissing me. I
get out of this.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
What I really wanted to do, Drew, was not tell
you about this.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And the thing is I was dead series tell me too.
Jesiah is too.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
I mean yeah, I'm like yeah, whatever, like, but what
I really wanted to do was have you dressed up
as Enya and not tell you that she was dressing
up as you and be like, Drew, you should get
prosthetics dressed up as Nya and not tell her he
done that.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I'll just do that for next week.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Next week, now that we got this woman like. Also,
episodes are being uploaded on Friday, by the way, Oh yeah, also, yeah,
finally Halloween episode is uploaded on Friday. Yeah, we're switching
back to Welcome to Halloween baby.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh my god, it literally is Halloween. Should I do
some creepy ship with the lights your low key you.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Should I mean, is it gonna destroy like what that
guy did?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
No, no, he moved these around. That motherfucker did not play.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
He came in here, did the light ship, and then
left like he was he was really on it.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Let me see your halloweener, baby, Oh.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
You look stunning.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, And ironically, Josiah, you look gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
A lot of people said that to me today. They
were like, wow, you low key look like beautiful, like.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I think I'd like if I had a drink or
three in me, I would.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's why I kept saying though, That's why I started
not making from.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Me Josiah, as I wouldn't touch him with a ten
foot pole personally.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
This is definitely wait, no, I can guess I can
get some. Really.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
This is the lighting for the light detector with Vanity Fair. Okay,
are we hooked up?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's like a fire, okay, Like what does that look like? Though?
I literally I'm not kidding. Oh my god, I'm not kidding.
I don't know if you heard me. Just pause for
a second. I saw you sitting in that chair and
I thought it was me, and I was like am
I dreaming?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I literally it literally in this lighting that freaked me
out in a way, like I was like, I like
looked at you and I was like, oh my god, Wait,
that's not due.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Does it the light keep changing? Or is it my contacts?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
No, I can see it pulsing.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why are you staring at a light bulb?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Broow, put it back on, Put it back on, dude,
we'll do the fire.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I like the fire.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I like that it scared you. Wait, guys, do you
want to hear about my Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, what happened to you?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Okay? Oh do you want my babe? So the other night,
me Drew, Mary Beth, Benny.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And Pat and Pat and Kai, so it was.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Oh, you're not even about it.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
It was called gay guy night. We had a chat exactly.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
That's why I was in there because I'm Drew. So
I had gone to dinner with friends before I'd gone
and had hot pot.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It was amazing, dead sober.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
End up going to meet up with everybody because I'm like, yeah,
fuck it, I'll go out. I'm not wearing a costume
or anything, and when I get there, the only cost
it's a costume party we're going to and the only
costume available was this caveman one for a grown ass man.
So I was like, whatever, I'll wear this and all
I had on was like a lace brawl under and.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It was so sexy.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
If we have it?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Wait, actually, okay, wait you look here.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
We'll put a rainbow emoji of your knocker.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
But A, well, no, I don't even give a fuck,
like freezing up like you look.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
So GOODA of course he would.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
That's what I'm saying. I'm you. I'm you from the
feuds from the past.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
I really wanted to be you when you were all
fucked up on the sidewalk and I wanted them to
paint me.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I had like that when you came in.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
But one I couldn't find your pants and I don't
know if you got rid of those pants, the Happy
nine nine pants that you were wearing in that I
couldn't find them in the basement. Yeah, I was like,
I couldn't find them, and I was like, fuck it,
I'm just Drew.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'm just do Would you get this outfit? By the way,
when'd you get this out of my closet today? Did
you get it out today today? When where was I
in here.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
But dude, the bottom of my socks are so dirty.
I feel like you're for real.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
But what's funny is I've intentionally faced this sock towards
me this entire time because I'm like, they're not that bad.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Would you say, you guys are a dirty foot household?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Well, I step outside and if I step outside, yeah,
I step outside to smoke. But okay, so I meet
up with everybody. I go to Kai's house. Mind you,
I have not been back there since the shrooms incident.
So I go to Kai's house and we're like all
like pregaming, and I think I maybe had two shots.

(37:15):
I like did not drink that much there at least
I don't remember. Like I wasn't like throwing it back,
but like.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
You were throwing it back.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Oh in the bathroom Withdrew. Yeah, that's where he got
that picture. You took that picture of me, and then
we got to like, oh my god, like did Kai
catch it?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Kai caught it in a crazy way?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Is like the group flirt, Like yeah, well Kai is
just the group boy toy.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
With him.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Kai's not here today.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Sorry, he passed away.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
He died. Benny threw it back too, hard and he died.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
He actually Kay broke his back. He got rid. Josh
texted me and calling me or anything, can you pick
me up? I broke my both of my legs. I
got hit by a dump truck.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Also, the only two people.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That responded to my can you pick me up close
friends story that you did was I didn't bring that realist? Fuck?
And then Greg Ross.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Oh wow, that's sweet, really random.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I know the only two I didn't see it? Fuck
you No what if? I was stranded and died.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Referencing as I was bored and wanted attention, and I
put on my story can someone pick up my car?
And the only people who responded was O'Ryan, my bay?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Did it? Debay? Did it Debay? And then dom dom.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Robert that's her last name, right, her name automatically like
saved in my phone and she texted me about like
the Halloween thing they're doing.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
We're going, oh, yeah, maybe I already put myself down.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
On Halloween the day of Halloween.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, and then I'm.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Going to anyway, did he get wait? Did he get
the part? Wait?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Do you know I was supposed to be I was
supposed to be in the video?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
You were Yeah, I believe that. No, of course every video.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I actually am r s V ping right now.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, so wait, what happened? You were dressed up as
the caveman.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Wait did I finish that?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Oh only Domino, Ryan replied, And now I know who
to trust.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
That's the end of the story.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, oh no, no, the kay likes house or dude.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I can't look at you. Please continue, continue, just continue, continue, Saturday.
That's the bad thing about mistake too, is she doesn't
have any like good one liner. She's just like shape
shifting into mockers. Yeah, I mean she's hot.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I hot.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
We wait, Apple's new space heater.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I hot.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Okay, So whatever, We end up going to this party
and we're there.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I don't feel like I didn't feel fucked up in
the car like I felt perfectly fine. We get to
the party, we go in, I'm like talking to everybody
whatever kind of vibing.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I go get a drink. Then I end up getting
another drink.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
But by the second drink I was Withdrew and the
whole group, and Drew.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Had gotten shots. You look so scary right now, by
the way, Oh.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
My god, haunted, Wait, how do I I don't know
how to turn.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
This light bat the Haunting of Hill House.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You look like the insidious person.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh, the guy who be like.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
But so whatever, we're there, and like how long was
I there?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
You were there for like an hour?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Baby, you don't get invited out. You weren't there that
I know.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Keep going.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
So Drew like offers me this shot and then I
just was like I can't take that. And we were
going to the backyard and I don't I don't like
I think.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I was just like, no, I think I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
I was like, I think I need to leave, Like
I just I don't even remember feeling nauseous.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Or anything, but maybe I did. Like I literally don't remember.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You never said you never said you were nauseous. You
were just like I am way too drunk, and I
was like, wait, how are you so drunk? And then
you were like, I just have to go my cars here,
and I was like, oh, let me walk you out,
and then the security person would not let me go through.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
The front with I felt so fucked up. I was
just like, I'm the drunkst I've ever been in my life.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, the journey is usually the part you remember an
the journey is the party. The journey is usually the party.
You remember, Drew, You're cooked, Drew, You're low key cooked
because now she just replaced you.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
What can't Ai do you know?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh? Did you see that? AI just got deleted down
all of it. They just deleted it.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, they also did take the color away at Addison
Race concert because there were too many games.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Now I remember that, I remember all of them. They
remember the.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Color from the town during the Addison Ray concert because
they saw it was too flavorful.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Somebody, are you you know Ian?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yes, that's who we're quoting. When Ian said that the
color got taken.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Olig's had like the black and white filter and he
was like, no, this COVID ship is getting crazy because
they just they just turned off the color in my town.
I listened.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Sorry, I'm laughing because I'm like, am I literally just
like a cave man because you dimmed the lights and
like this fake ass moon and I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm like, what time is it?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Did I?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I just checked my phone and I was like, how
is it that?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Really?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Wait? Finished? Finished? Finished?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Fuck?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
So uh yeah, I think I just suddenly, but I
really don't think I drink that much, but Rain also
stated that she got gnarly like bubbly guts after hot pots,
so maybe it was just the hot pot like making
me nauseous and feel fucked up.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
But I leave, I get in the car and then
I'm alone.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Now I'm alone with this stranger man who God bless
his soul, because like God really does love me and
was watching me that night because this guy could have
been like the.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Worst person for this job and that's perfect the killer.
But I get in this car.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
I don't even know how far we went, but I
was like, I gagged, and I was like and I
like made a sound.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
If it's one thing we're gonna do, it's not letting
you finish her story.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Okay, So I like ask him to stop the car.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I opened the door, and I just puke outside of
the car, throw up outside, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Just like, you're so okay with puking right now, by
the way, I know, like the.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Has changed, really has gotten rid of my Like.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
But what if you throw up the prozac?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
See we should try that.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Bye bye now, bye bye b I b I.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
So then I'm like laughing, and thankfully this guy is
also laughing. Like the dude who's driving me, because mind
you what I look like in this moment. Also, I
was throwing up so hard that that like the belt
I had long brand off.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I literally was throwing I was.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Like and I like he hard popped off body and
it popped did a break in the throw up outside
and I was like like that's done, that's gone. I
like to throw up so much, and then thankfully, I
like get back in the car and I'm like, okay,
I'm so sorry, Like you could.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Cancel the car if you on.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
He's like, no, no, no, it's okay, Like let's keep going,
like just let me know if you need me to
stop again, and I like get back in mind you.
I'm like thirty minutes away from where me and Drew
live and I'm like, oh fuck, and I get really carsick,
really easily, so like disaster disaster. Five seconds later, I
gag again and I'm like, oh fuck, and I throw
up again. I throw up for a few minutes and

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then I was just like, okay, I'm not going to
make it back to my house. I have to just
go to Kai's house, Like that's the closest place I
can think of, Like that's where.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I just was.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I have stuff there, like I'm just gonna go back there.
So I head back there and I think I facetimed
you or like I texted Kai some shit like I
was just like, dude, I need I think I texted
Ki and I was like I need shelter, like I
just said that and then give me.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Shelter, like I need mind you me, Kai, Binny Mary
are having the greatest night.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Of our lives, I know, interlude with what you're up.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
To, Yeah, like king on each other.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, kaien BINNI are working on each other like Stossy
Baby shows up with Carter and we're kikying like it
was literally so much fun. And like also I will
say myself included the costumes. We're not giving what they
should have gave, like especially at like a gay guy party.
I'm like, what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
It stole Christmas?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Chrump did steal Halloween? Yeah, Chomp did steal that and
do that. But no, we're like having fun, like the
drinks are flowing like it's it's a key key over
here and then ya.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Is badly for my goddamn.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, texting us facetiming, I face timed her back, and
then three days later she was like, why did you
FaceTime me today? And I was like, girl, that was
when you were dying. I was trying to see where
you were.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I texted Cat.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
I was like, I need shelter. I do know the
time stamps because I looked at them, but I was like,
at like one fourteen, I just go, I need shelter,
and I think that's when I just changed the address.
And then I got to his house and like he
had it replied for like ten minutes, and then I
was like, I'm literally on your porch and I was
like so nauseous and like just so wrong, and I

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wanted to sleep so bad, and I was so freezing
because I was in that caveman costume.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
So I literally bundled up like this, wait, I like
took the caveman thing, put it around here. Mind you.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I'm wearing heels still because I didn't take them off.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
So I'm just like on Kay's.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Porch like this, in a ball and.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Covered.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I was fully covered in the caveman suit and I
knocked out.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
I am yeah, yeah, but his porch is like kind
of hidden from the street, like yeah, yeah, it's like
I'm no dummy, Like I made sure.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I was like I made sure, but yeah, I just
knocked out.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
And then I just woke up to Kai like enya, enya, hello,
and I just mind you.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Literally, like two weeks ago, he had like his neighbor
like come up in his backyard screaming for a Jonathan
and that doesn't live in their house and be like,
there's people in my house. And she was just like
having like a schizophrenic Oh my god, so he probably.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Thought she came back. Yeah, that was just me and
the caveman costume.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Oh are we boring?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
You?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Are you bored?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Lok?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Can you be cunty? The rest of the six.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Talk about fucking or something that's broken?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Twice in the last four.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
You already told me that. Drew was always telling me
about it all. He leaves out no detail. You're welcome,
and I like it.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
You're welcome, but yeah, and then I was just like,
I can't go home. I need to sleep here because
I was like, I'm not gonna I will say.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I checked your location. I didn't get home till like
four am, five am, and I checked your location and
you were still at Kai's house. And I was like
what freaky ship is going on with your boyfriend? And
they were it was just y'all too there. I was like,
there's some freaky going down, some suspect ship. And I
was like, thank god, it finally happened, Like we can

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we actually have something to talk about on the podcast now.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
No, we just I slept in my caveman costume. I
literally knocked out all my stuff. I actually we did
like talk for like an hour. We were just sitting
there and like talking, oh, because I was explaining to
him what happened, because he was like.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Why are you talking?

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh, we did a lot more than talking, if you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Wait, there's an energy shift. There's been an energy shift.
What's going on? We would be slings, We all three
would what kirode me ew in this? Yeses ago.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
But you need to take thirst traps of this.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, like you need to like yeah, like be like ew.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Wait it's kind of sexy though.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Male nipples are so creepy, very gross. Yeah, they're really nasty.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Most are very gross.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
But yeah. The rest of that night for us was
a blast. I like stayed out way too late, and
then the next day I went to a beer garden
and that was really fun. And then I went to
another Halloween party the next night, DA and I fucking
dj and I dj down.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I know your set that you have going right now
is really good.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I DJ down in a crazy way. We literally shut
uh no, no, no, switched it up a little bit.
It was two sets combined, but we shut that bitch down.
The police came because everybody was singing and having fun.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
What are they gonna do about it?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
And then also just got this text atte that I
haven't responded to yet. Hi, read it out loud, Hi.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
What are they of? These two DJs? They were fucking epic?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Wow, it was you looked in busy and then literally
gonna be DJing a party on Halloween as well?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You're gonna be?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
And are you getting paid for your bookings and stuff?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
No, it's literally all for free.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
You just own a business.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, I just own a business.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Business.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
It actually, ironically is the second I get paid it.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Because I was gonna say the second it like becomes
a job for you, I think you won't enjoy it
as much.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Whatever happened to like club appearances like Paris Hilton and
Kim Kardashian I know some.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
People still still kind of do it.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
They do, like Joscelyn shawnny.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Bay was running that for a minute.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, God, her the bottle is so good. Should we
talk about AMC popcorn? Because guys, something made you happen,
something big happened, Like why, like what could have happened?
That is no every I've been going to the movies
a bunch recently, and every single time I go to
the movies, on the fucking screen it's like, make sure

(52:00):
you order this thing because we have it in stock
is AMC Talkie's Popcorn. And I'm like every time I go,
I'm like, oh, can I get the Talkie's Popcorn? And
They're like, no, we don't have it yet, And I'm like, girl,
it's been two months, why is it on the fucking screen?
Well I went and saw what was it? Nancy Myers? Yeah,

(52:21):
something's gotta give in theater and I finally I know
it literally broke my fucking heart and a million pieces
because no one talked about her dying.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I know, God took the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, literally, they should have taken me.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
No, they should have took the other Nancy.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
They should have taken Myers is alive.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Nancy Myers is alive. It's Diane that died. Diane, Diane
Keaton died.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Oh they took the wrong Diane. They should have took.
I'm not going to say that Diana. I have an
aunt named Diana, and I'm not going to say that
I love her.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I saw a Princess Diana outfit and it was so
she and it made me really sad, like I miss
guys personally miss Princess Diana. We went back it's outfit.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I feel like I just met a drunk gig guy
at a bar, like ragging bah.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I finally got them popcorn and it was so good.
It was so good, it.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Was not.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
My ass is great.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Empty big jar peanut butter by Drew's bed today, and
I'm not gonna stop getting on you about the peanut
butter because it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
He needs it, I need it, I don't need. He
yearns for it.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
You want it, But it's gluttony. It is a whole
jar because.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
It wants to be a big boy.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It's the family size because Travis Kelcey is big boy
and Taylor is small girl.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Elder millennial.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Being an elder millennial.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Low key. I've been hiding it from everybody the whole time.
I'm thirty two, I'm Kai's age, you're.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Forty eight. Oh fuck dumb man. But speaking of Nancy Myers,
it is crazy. It is crazy to me that she
is not in the goat conversation of directors because her
movies are so fucking special and there needs to be
some conversation around her being a goat because the way
I leave feeling from a Nancy Myers film is seeing

(54:19):
I can say film, I never say film.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
And you know she's a neo baby, right, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And good.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
But low key like I'm mystique. But if she could
play ball like.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Ball, she could.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
She could your mistique when somebody.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Gets what's her gag?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
And she can shape shift?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Mmmm?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Touch me? Oh touch me? Oh wait, no, enya is mystique?
After she touched me her.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Outfit, Yeah exactly, No, you should dress up as a
tune of box.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well, she already is.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Let me touch the nose to the yeah, just be gentle, feel.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Like a little nipple. And they're growing up growing. There's
like striations in it that looks like my real skin texture,
like it's just yeah, like, well.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
We took a cast of you when you were sleeping.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I was like thinking that, like, I was.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
That somebody told me recently, like somebody I work with.
They were like, oh, well, not recently a few months ago.
Brought up Madam Tusso's like but not here in another
country and they were like they're doing like a whole
influencer section and they want you and I and I
believed it and I was like what. I was like, damn.
I was like, all, pay for my flight out there,
Like that's awesome. They're like, girl, I'm kidding. And I

(55:46):
was like, ah, who told you?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
This?

Speaker 5 (55:50):
A guy that I work with, like Madam to someone
it was a different country.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I was gonna. I was literally gonna say, Joe official
as the Pharaoh is the wax figure.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
There's this pharaoh account on TikTok that's been dming me
hella and sending me creepy ship like my address.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
I'm my girl, Okay, you're kind of actually schizophrenic.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
No, No, it's real my address and not my old address,
my current address.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I want them to hear it. If you can hear me, baby,
that's not the right address. And listen I'll come to
you and I'll fuck you up. How about that, bitch?
Do you think that would scare somebody off better? Saying oh,
come to the temple, shut up.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Oh my god, it's actually the pharaoh coming back. Because
the Pharaoh knows if he tries to get you with
a seasoned a sister of defamation lawsuit, it just wouldn't
hold up at core when.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You know he's leaving, Who is that cowboy hat? He's
moving to Mendocino.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Who the cowboy?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
That's not even that far.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Mendosino farms, that's not even that far. All the Boston
markets are gone.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Good.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
No, not good Boston markets.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
The mac and cheese.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
I mean I have had the mac and cheese since
I was like.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Wait, no, no, no, the pussy Boston market was good.
I could mac on that ship.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
No, it was because that's where I met your mom down.
I went all of it die, I dove in it.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Did you know that there's specific type of neurons in
your body, and some feel heat, some feel touched, some
feel pain, and they activate when those things are activated
and happening right, Well, there's another type of neuron that
we discovered recently in the nineties. A third other neuron
that or not a third, there's millions, but another type

(57:43):
of neuron in your body that is only activated when
something with the same temperature as a human hand, the
same pressure as a human hand, and if you rub
it at three centimeters per second, and it's the only
and it has to be by another person. You can't
do it to yourself, and it's only activated by essentially

(58:05):
the human touch. Well, there was a study done of
scientists watching mothers who just had babies, and they were
just watching them. They didn't tell them what it was about.
And all of these babies, or all of these mothers
holding their babies, all pet their babies at three centimeters
per second without being prompted, every single one of them,
without even thinking about it. So it's like deep in

(58:27):
our DNA code to like touch and activate these neurons.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
And I think they're creating oxytocin to bind somebody.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Rewind and see the pacing in which I was petting
this head earlier before Drew said.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
That, to see it's your maternal instincts.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
If I activated this little guy's neurons to love me forever.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Bro, when my baby comes out, I'm smacking the fuck out.
Make sure it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
If my baby comes out, I'm thrown in the fucking
garbage can.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
But girl, the the joking I was kidding. I'm gonna
go would know more what to do with a girl
than a boy. If I get a boy, I'm gonna
be like, I don't know what that is to do
with you. Like I'm like, what you boy? Dad?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I don't And I'll be a good girl dad.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I'll be a good girl dad because like I have sisters,
I'm like, I know, but a guy, I'm like, what
if they want to play sports, I'm no help. I'm
no help.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Just have uncle Dufis come help.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Then you have to learn girl.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Supportive.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
But I'm like, okay, uncle Dufis, Yeah, can come and help.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Oh my god. See.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
But you can't be like that about it because then
you're also your kids are going to be like so confused,
like do you like him?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Is that your uncle?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Like we used to be in a relationship, brothers.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Our kids are going to be confused by all of
our dynamics when you're older.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah no, actually, when we raise them like that, it'll
be like just probably normal. They'll be confused by other
people's relationships, which is a very special thing because it
starts with us. We start changing the world one person
at a time.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Think about that, or we probably will probably just them up.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah, not me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I actually think i'd be a let asthmm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
No, we would all be great parents, but I'm like
your bone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Our kids would be fucking weird. It would suck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
The times changed so quickly that like we're already old
had like yeah, and like they're gonna be like my
parents aren't cool because they won't let me use a
I robot to have sex. And it's like, no, bait, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Let them drive me. That's not my two, that's my business,
James across the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Parents let him fuck a robot? Why can't I see?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
That's the thing is I already grew up kind of
not wanting kids, and then there got to a point
where I was like, I would have a kid, just
like if I could raise it myself. And now I'm
back to just like I would not have a kid.
Like that sounds spooky right now. I gotta wait it out.
I gotta see, I gotta I gotta see what's up
with the seven.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Year olds in six seven year old six.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Years guys, go see Something's got to give. It's so good.
It literally is so good. And Diane Keaton, her the
way she acts is so fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Is it a new movie?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Oh you said go see it? So I thought it
was in the theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh no, no, no, go laptop. Also, mister beast is
starting a bank.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
No it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, mister beast financial.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Why wouldn't you say, miss bank?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
How is that not illegal?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, everything is a bank. Starbucks is a bank. I mean, yeah,
y'all know about that, right bank. I'll explain to you.
Starbucks is a bank, and it is the craziest. It's
the craziest, like finesse of all time. It's basically, at
any given time, Starbucks app has to one point five

(01:01:38):
to two billion dollars loaded into the app, and so
they can use that money anyway they want, which is
just essentially like a two billion dollar interest free loan.
And so when they're like reporting finances, they can claim
that they have two billion extra dollars, so stock price goes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Evil They're evil like this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
That's why I've always said, and people used to call
me so violent. Oh I'm Sanya so violent. When I
hear shit like that, you know what, I think, I
think that person should be fucking hit in the face
thirty times by everybody who's ever put their.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Money into that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
I'm sorry they've gotten to benefit off of you, Like
you should literally be tied up on a stage and
instead of stoning, everybody should come and smack the fuck
out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Also, every year, I think it's I'm gonna lowball it,
but I think it's even maybe potentially double this. But
I think or every year over one hundred million dollars
to two hundred and fifty million dollars is just forgotten about.
That's loaded on the app that they just pay for themselves.
It's adverts, exo capitalism. It's we're beyond late stage capitalism, y'all.

(01:02:48):
We are in exo capitalism. It is crazy. Sorry, keeping.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Scaring me with big words, oh genuinely, like, I don't
know what it means. But my brother he did scam
them out of thousands the gift card thing because he
would oh I remember this, Yes, it was, well, it
was when he was really bad, like down bad for heroin,
like he was just you do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I have to excuse him he can do that to Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Well, you can do that, but low key. Now that
I'm thinking about it, I'm like you were low key
robin Head, Like yeah, oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Like robin Hood, I'm robin Head. Actually I'm robin Hood too.
I don't discriminate cut or uncut. I'm robin Head. I'm
robin Hood at head.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Basically, him and his like druggy friends were all really
they were always well, no, they were like down. Basically
they were trying to figure out any way to like
get a quick fix, and like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Can I asked one question before I forget? Yeah, and yeah,
why didn't you make my bulge bigger?

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Actually my kouchie is bigger than your bold so I
had to duct tape down my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
No, I famously, I famously have like a small bulge.
But it's because my penis is long. If you have
a short penis, it pokes out and makes your bulge
look bigger. My penis goes behind my balls.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
What about the Gray Sweatpants challenge, I can't do it.
I want I want the Gray Sweatpants season to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Y'all the way you're looking at me, just now stop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Basically, bright he just fucking got like on like visa
gift cards. He stole them from like the grocery store
or whatever. And then like you could load a bunch
of cash onto the Starbucks gift foot on the app
and then you go into Starbucks and they have to
give you cash back for it if you're like I
want to exchange this, and they did it. He ended
up getting banned from Starbucks. They found out like months later,
but they were doing it for months, thousands, and you

(01:04:38):
know what, sometimes we were so broke, like we were
getting evicted and my mom was like, can you like
to my brothers was like, can you get a Starbuck
also way you said loads earlier loads the way I
don't think I was saying it. Yeah, refused no, not
in like what did they call that elation? Like a

(01:05:02):
dumping situation, not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
A dumping situation, ejaculation.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
But yeah, my brother, that is crazy, like the robin
hood of his heart. It was more for the heroine.
But like he was like, not like I need some
money and he was using his brain.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, but hey, if he had extra despair, you guys got.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
But I should sue Starbucks because he got the money
from them. And then he ohded.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Eat it ye easiest place to boycott ever yep, for
your brother at least, and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
That place fucking sucks. I haven't. I mean, I can't anything.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Since the dawna fucking time Starbucks who boycott situation? Starbucks
was something you would get if like, imagine you like
landed in like dune. Like it's like literally just like, wait,
it's sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
That is like what? Yeah, I'm used, I'm referencing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Wait, can you do your best impression of me?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I was asking her that earlier?

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
But do I get the on?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Wait? Just say some ship, I would say, I'm putting
you on the spot in a crazy way. I know, but.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Just talk about something.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
You're really unpredictable. I'm like that imatics or something.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Oh my god, I was on my phone and then
I saw this guy who was like so fucking weird,
And at first you couldn't tell if he was in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
A room or if he was like, I can't do
your voice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
She's not even trying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I can't. I can't. I don't do I can't. I
I famously don't do impressions. I can't, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I must say, just clean out whoam, But I'm just
gonna be yet.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Yeah, I just I don't think I could do impressions.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Just try yeah, oh hard t.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I suck dad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Okay, all right, all right girl, that sounded just like me,
Drew It didn't don't take I'm tearing up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
You see you are.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Crying, Phil, Phil? What are Saturdays for? They?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Phil?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
I Phil Sunday? And that I actually did make me cry.
You see that in my eye you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Felt as though you were being bullied. No, and Loki,
I've always preferred Duncan. Don't get it, you know, twisted,
Let's go with Duncan. America runs on Duncan. We were
talking about Starbucks. No Duncan, because they got the Serena,
they Gotchkins.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And I'm not talking about Sabrina Carpenter talking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
About the gypsy rose, like the gypsy rose disease that
she had, Munchkin simper system.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I prefer a sober mine because my body is a
temple and I don't need caffeine being to put inside
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Well, no, I don't either. I don't drink coffee or tea.
I mean I drink herbal teas.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I don't eat all that process.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, what is your like gag like, do you just
wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Water processed food?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah. I've never drink coffee or really much caffeine at all.
I don't need it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
So crazy, I literally don't talk to me before my coffee,
like we know that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
We know that, though I hate that. I look over
at you and I can see facial hair coming off
your face. I don't it's me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
I'm stuck like this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
You should have asked I'm glue.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I take you out to the back of.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Gorilla Glue bro anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I'm stuck like that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I was stuck like this, I would literally kill myself.
I can't lie because I don't want to be a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I don't want to be a boy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
It's it's usually the journey, you remember. Do I sound
like her the journeys?

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
It feels like I'm sitting next to Miley sirens and
a costume when you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that's all make observations, right, I'm sorry, And that
was crazy. It's not you want to see crazy. I'm
the king of all crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
The last, the last thing I want to talk about
is something I've talked about before, but it's more relevant
now than ever. I slept in women Yama's bed. Victor, Yeah,
I slept in his bed and there was blood under
my pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I know you didn't there was blood on your pillow.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
It's because the basketball hit him in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
And he oh, guys, I'm being I am being dead
fucking serious. When I went Have I not told you
about this?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I when I went to me and Kist court side
at a Spurs game and we stayed in this billionaire's house.
And he's super close, tight knit with the Spurs organization
and Victor women Yama. When he was imported from France,
he had nowhere to stay in San Antonio. He did
couldn't buy a house yet, I know, but he didn't

(01:09:52):
have a house. So this guy, thank you. This guy
asked him if he wanted to if Victor wanted to
stay in his house and it because it was vacant
most of the year, because he's literally a billionaire, and
Victor was like yes. So what Victor did is he
stayed in the primary suite. But he's seven foot five,
seven foot six, seven foot seven probably and was too long.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
He is the seven seven alien.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
No, that's a different basketball player. But he's so long.
That king size bed was too short for him. So
he grabbed the bed from the room that I was
sleeping in and lined it up head to head. So
it was a super long megabed. And he must have

(01:10:40):
cut his foot in the game or something because his feet,
which was at the top of my bed, there was
a blood stain on the sheets.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
It was right where his feet were.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Yeah, and you're smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Not many people get to say they shared a bed
with Victor woman, we were sleeping next to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yes, spirit, yes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Probably his witchcraft as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I mean he did. He did go on like a
monk retreat, which is very fierce.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Damn, that's kind of for somebody who like who was
involved in such a like stardom based career.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
He's the truth, and he's a child, mind you. He's
like literally nineteen twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Though he does wish six got his arms.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Off six seven, No, he's seven foot seven, No, he's
probably I think he's listed at seven to five six seven.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Is that how that started?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Like that whole thing, and I don't like six seven,
Like somebody didn't know what like someone was from.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
They were like, wait, that's age originally pharmas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
It's from a song. It's this rapper called Scrilla. It's
six seven is a street and I think Philadelphia. That's
like his right, he's like six seven. And then it
was used in a TikTok as a audio for an
edit for Lamello Ball, who is six seven.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Damn, I've been explaining this so wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
I think when I was in like London's like me
and Rain kept saying it, and somebody asked us to
explain it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
I was like, I got this. So there's this basketball
who lies in this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Basketball geriatric guy. But yeah, I slept in Victor women
Yam's bed next to him in his house. Even so,
like the halls I was walking were the same halls
he was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
And what did that to Freezing? To give you a
good energy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
You're like, yes, I mean, guys, he is going to
be Mark my fucking words. If he stays healthy, he
will be the greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Also Marks Mark low Key trade.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Death to all of them. I think, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
The Spurs are going to at the very least be
in the conference finals this year. They are going to
probably be in the finals. I don't think they're.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
In the Orlando Magic Nets are easily gonna make it
like magic Nets.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
I mean, yeah, the magic Nets, the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Nets, the magic Nets. Is that not what they're cult.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I don't know if the basketball team the Nets is
New York the Queens, the Mets, the Nets, the Mets.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Babe, New York Nets, Brooklyn, the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Mets, No Net. I'm I think I'm saying it right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
You're saying it right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Okay, the Mets. You're speaking of the Met Gala? You fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
The baseball team Drew Sye up corner. Oh here we go, y'all.
Ever said somebody stinks and then the person that stank
says I smell it too, That's all I got.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
That's it, honestly, bluss.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
No, there's one more.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
No, that's genuinely. That's genuinely. I mean I can look
in my screen jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Okay, I can't lie though. We gotta get moving because
I need to take this off my face.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I also really need to eat food.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I need to take your face off my face, drink
a weakiss.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Should we get into the media, y'all? Yes, okay, my
media is something's got to give very special movie. Go
watch it please? Um I also my media randomly is djaying, dude,
put it back on. Man, it's really scary without it,
and you know, no, but put it back on because

(01:14:30):
we gotta do some shit. We gotta kiss. I gotta
take this off and I gotta kiss you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I know, but I can put it back on after.
I have to fix this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
We gotta take video. God damn it, dude, Oh help,
I have to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Just fix this because my hair is falling out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
That's are you okay? That sounds to get hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Nothing hurts me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Wow, don't come to my house if you're sharing your
location with thirty seven people.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
So fucking real, dude, people share location really like frivolously.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah, yes, I don't. You guys are like one of
the like five people who have my location.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
I am. I'm a person that has the rest of
my I don't give a fuck if people know where
I'm at I do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
What are they gonna do? Come to my They're gonna come.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
To my house.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I care.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
It's like a safety thing for me more than anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I'm like unsafe for people to have my location.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Literally, I mean it's like with my friends and I
shared it on my Instagram story and like forty forty
five thousand people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Location forty five thousand people. Yeah, I want to post
my I want to post my ship. I want to
post my address on germanata. You will never have your
own oreo. My media of the week is balls.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
In your Mouth challenge. You've been playing that a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I haven't been playing that a lot. My media of
the week is taking care of somebody you love.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
And for my Instagram picture, can I kiss you?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Okay cool?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Also yeah, for my ig picture, I kind of wanted
to be in the middle and have you guys both
on my legs. Yeah that's fine, Yeah, okay. My media
of the week is Lilly Allen's new album, but only
like two songs off it. Like the first track I
was like, ooh oh it was good. And then I
mean a lot of it is not the tea for me.

(01:16:26):
But like two or three songs, I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
And your body is the tief for me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Well, yeah, my body is also the media of the week.
This is your media of the week, baby, get into this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
My media the week is.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Land of Passion by Hubert Laws, Cold Morning Light by
Todd Rod Grinn, Looking for a Friend David Bowie is
c by Zach Hillary and Welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Oh that's such a good song.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Wow, thank you guys so much for spending your home
with us. I look to our Shakee and Yuki and
you candy with razor blades. Didn't it unless you want
to kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
But even if you do, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Don't do

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
M