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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We're going
back to the basics today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I am not kidding what does that mean? How the
fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm just saying shit, I don't know how to intro.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, what were we talking about before this, you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh yeah, yeah. We went to acbar and we found
a conversation with this gay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We found a conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We went there hunting, found a conversation and one he thought,
Ya's name was Jenga, so we're gonna stick with that. Also,
he's in on the joke. I'm not making fun of
him his and his name is Jenga Kai's was I.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Said, kay? And he said, oh, Demetrius.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Genuinely, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Did get that he is the funniest person because he
did not hear a single thing we said all night,
But everything he repeated back to us was ten times
funnier because he literally also just like wasn't listening, Like
I literally loved him.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
He is such a vibe, Brian, if you're out there,
you were a fucking vibe. If you're out there, like
he might have died and we don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh my god, no, no, I don't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's easy to kill someone.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Are you insinuating you killed him?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, when you're dead.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Drew was really jealous because he thought I was funnier
and like cuter, and he at one point he did
say he was like out of the three of you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oddly enough, although I'm gay, i'd have sex with Anya.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't remember that, but yeah. Then we also like
got into conversation about like if me and Enya would
ever hook up, and like we were like, no, we
never would. I want it to happen so badly eventually,
but it never would happen, Like even if it was
an end of the world situation, I think it just
could literally never happen. But we landed on me strapping
(02:13):
in Ya.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's the most likely scenario.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I would strap in Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I think I cried laughing when you said that.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't know that. I like, I hate that idea, Like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Know why does that even look like?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It looks beautiful?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So I'm sure someone out there can draw it, if
anybody has like a creative mind and wants to draw.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, where's all the fanfic? Where's all the fanfare?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Where did all the like really creepy fanfic go. It's
almost like people learned boundaries and we're like, I almost
should it sexualize.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
A year ago somebody posted fan fiction on TikTok, but
I haven't seen it since.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Mmmmm.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think fanfic is fun.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I was never down for reading Family, though I never
read it. I was too busy reading Hunger Games.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I was too busy reading Infinite Jest when I was fourteen.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You were too busy starting Infinite Jest for the third time,
I think exactly. Somebody pointed out that, like, they love
that it's still here and none of us have read it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Or have you read it?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You seem like the kind of motherfucker who would like
claim to have read it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He reads the bell Jar.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, I'm on the last thirty pages.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That's the only book you read only well.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
In college, I was like, the body keeps the tea,
the body Count keeps the score.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
The body Count keep Body stays tea.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
In college, I was like, I'm not reading any of
these fucking books because everyone's doing it for the wrong reasons.
They're doing it. They're doing it and for like masturbatory
intellectual reasons, and they don't actually want it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They don't actually want to hook up with women, which
is why you're yeah, exactly, he's a feminist to hook up.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But now Daddy's cracking up. In the classic literature, I'm
almost in with the Bell Jar And and that's a
very sad, depressing, twisted book. Have you guys read? Have read?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I actually haven't finished it. I have a really bad
habit that I start a few books at once, and
usually a book falls behind. And I think I started
that book and Cook one of Cookie's books, like Cookie
Mueller's books, and I got so infatuated with Cookie, and
I kind of left Sylvia and.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Drew's also very infatuated with that Cookie.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Cookie.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But no, now I am reading Henry Miller, so I'm
also cracking into.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm reading Erman Miller.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The Furniture Designer.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is it Herman Herman Miller? Erman?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
And I am the last person to ask about how
to pronounce anything, because I now now. And also if
I mispronounced something once, it will it will never be corrected.
So if you have an assumption that I don't know
how to say the word that's about to be spoken
out loud, say it out loud before me because once
it comes out of my mouth, however my brain decides
(05:00):
to say it, it's like that forever.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's so hard.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Like I have some other notes from acbar and you said,
CouchSurfing guys's dicks go crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, okay, because I have a theory that like what
was that?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But where did that even come from?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Actually I don't know, but you did bring up a
good point that like men who couchsurf probably are dropping.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Oh yeah, there is that subgenre of men in popular cities.
In popular cities, there's just because everybody always gets on
girls for being like, oh my gosh, you use your
body to like get what you want, blah blahlah blah.
Guys do that too, bitch. There are men out there
with no car, no job, no house.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
There's men out there.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That are like you're their mother thirty two.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
There are men out there that are gay that hook
up with women for iPhones.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah yeah, and you know what, like no shame in
the hustle. But like I'm just saying it should be
equal on both sides. If women and are gonna get sluts,
like like men are sluts as fuck and they use
it to sleep at houses. Also, I just like any
time I have, like, I just don't look at men
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and think they'd be good at sex. And anytime I
hear of a man being good at sex, he usually
has no ambition. It's because he doesn't need ambition. He's
got that dick on him. He's got that fucking dick
on him. And then there are just like, yeah, there
are women who were really down to just fuck like, and.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Then there's guys like me that have that dick on him.
But still there's guys like me that have that dick
on him, decides not to use it and and just eats. Sorry,
I am eily regret saying that.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh my god, me and Kai went home together the
other night.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I for real thought, wait, is that actually something you
think I was? I was like, I was like, there's
something sinister.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Well, something sinister did happen. But it was me being
like really paranoid, what are you?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We gotten?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
An uber and me and Ky are talking. I don't
remember what the fuck we're talking about because I'm like
half in the conversation and I'm really dialed in on
the ubers driving. Because of personal reasons, I have a
lot of trust issues with people driving me late at night,
and I will be watching your driving style.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Also because I'll be watching you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Wait, what song is that?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
At night? I think? Sorry, I'm rotten today.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well what happened?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I just thought about how dishes are never actually really cleaned,
Like they're never clean if you use a sponge, because
that sponge was used on one thousand dirty dishes before it.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Dude, using a sponge is disgusting for.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Those I think sponges are the legitimately the scariest thing
I ever have to interact with.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's probably the most bacteria is in house.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, there's so much batteria and there's little pores like
and you're just running into the dishes the strap.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And honestly, I would probably say this sponge is more
filled with bacteria than the strap.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
But yeah, I just can't imagine, like I'm imagining how
I was raised to like interact with the sink and
wash dishes and there is no world y'all are washing
the sink, right, And I know that because I live
with you and you are a clean person. But you
and Josh, if you like clean a kitchen or something,
you're not cleaning a kitchen.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You're like, man clean?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
How did this become an attack. But I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I'm just saying, like you guys are going really hard
on sponges, but like sponges have like been around forever
and they're not that dirty, and like everyone everyone in
America has a sponge in they're sinking.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's a societal oversight. I think we all collectively don't
think about our sponges enough. And I think that, like
sponges are just dirty.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I kind of like wash. I wash a sponge before
and after I use it on dishes, Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The same, But that bacteria is deep in there, deep
in those bunges. But we have a dishwasher. It gets basher.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Now, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I never had a dishwasher before this, and I can't, like,
I cannot believe those exists. Like that is an oversight.
That is a societal oversight. I genuinely think, like the
people need dishwashers.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Wow, it's so much time.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I'm not kidding, like literally, like because I grew up. Okay,
first of all, I'm also like really obsessed with this
guy on.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
YouTube who Jay Guappo.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I love.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I love that he's becoming such a thing.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
But I missed more content with his mom. But I
guess maybe it is good because he was pissing his
mom off.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like he was literally like what.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
He does to strangers now he used to do to his.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Mom balloons on strangers heads is crazy, Like that is
really really really like crazy, and like it just makes
me look at New York in a different light where
I'm like, wow, you really just like can't do this,
and like it's okay. I think it's really okay.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I think a major city like New York. New York
is the only major city I have personally spent enough time.
And then I'm like, yeah, this needs to be like
boot camp when people graduate high school.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think, like not.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
All I wants, because we already have too many people,
but like I think.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Throw them to New York to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, before like a kid graduates, they should like put
them into groups of six with a random adult to
be there to observe them, but just have them walk
around New York all day and have to feed themselves,
because I genuinely think that would jumpstart their reality.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Throw them to the wolves, like this is really what
this is real life? O yuck.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I love New York, but I don't think I would
ever be able to live there because I am bitch.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Made like I'm in Miami.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You just don't have to interact with that many people.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Like ever, pretty bad thing happened to me. The last
one was in New York. I told you about this.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Subway you got slimed on. Ka, I got slimed out
in New York.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I know I got slimmed What are you'll even saying?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I was at a subway station in Bushway.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's your worst nightmare, by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And this is bad. It's really bad. I was on
my phone and then all of a sudden, I felt
this massive, like warm biscus liquid get my forearm, and
I look and it's bright green. It's it's bright green,
which is the second worst way to make color that
that liquid could be the first one, being like a
pearl white. If you know what I'm talking about. Had
(11:40):
a subway in a subway station. You know what I'm saying, Okay, because.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Guys, I thought you were gonna say, like spit like what, No, that's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Like a whole thing, people getting comed on in subways. Yeah,
there's yeah, that is that name.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's a thing. There's like a whole genre of like video.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
There's like it's like a fetish for a fetish like terrior. Yeah,
it's like jacking off. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh no, I am never getting on the train again.
I'm not kidding. That's like never crossed.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
My personally, never seen it happen.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I've never seen I never seen it. I've never done
it either.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We don't have crazy bro I can't believe. And now
we have iPhones, like.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I know it like made it worse. I know, like
it literally made it worse.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's gonna get way worse with VR headsets.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, amented reality.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And men can goon on three different floating screen whatever.
I was at the subway station and then a bunch
of green liquid fell from the roof of the subway
station onto my arm and it was like warm, and
I looked at my because I was like, fuck, I
can either walk to my apartment or the apartment that
I was staying at, whichould have a fifteen minute walk,
or I could wait eleven minutes for a one minute
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subway ride because I like missed my stop.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Anyway, did you miss your stop?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He was too busy getting slicing.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
None of this would have happened if you just were
weren't paying, like if you were a paying on your phone.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Do you guys know what victim blaming is? Do you
never heard of?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What's the first sounds fucking stupid?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's the first word victim. You don't even know what
that means?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
What is a victim?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Wait me this? Oh you know there's not more.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Guy's time blindness. Now we're the victim because of guy's
time blindness. He was thirty minutes late today, and then because.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Of your time blindness.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It shifted my perspective in reality perspective. It's a bit
perspective changed my perspective which had me creating in my
room and room relating, and then I can't really need.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
To stop ruminating roomating.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Now doing it feels like I'm like making fun of
a Maya from Love Island, and I'm really not.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I did not know that was a thing until Madeline
and Stephen told me about like she If there's like
ology at the end of the world, it's she says
it like funny again.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I can't get on her because there is enough of
the podcast of me saying the wrong words, saying.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It wrong, mispronounce me.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It's crazy how when like purgeous, very nice woman who
the world loves does it, it's cute. But when this evil,
haggardy bitch of a cunt does it, I'm stupid.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You used to say niche.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Okay, and then guess what all the white people around
me bullied the fuck out of me.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And guess what Now I know the word niche? Who
do I use it with? White guy? That's who I
use that word with? Bitch? What Like, that's not a
word I need in my.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Like wait, like, no, niche is pretty. I'm gonna say
something kind of crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
If you say you kiss boys, I'm gonna beat the
fuck out of you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No, no, man, I'll save it for later.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You're so annoying.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Oh back to my story with Wait, no, you finished
your story?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I just got sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry, And.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It was really scary. I didn't know what to do.
He called daddy, I called, Yes, I called. I have
a picture of the goo I have, so I flung
it off. It was like it's like a non Newtonian fluid.
So I kind of all sloughed off of my arm.
But I do have a photo of a little bit
of it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Guys. It was the Ninja turtles.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Whoa wow, let me treat see if I can find this.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
There you go. I love you, I seriously do. I
missed you.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I know me and you weren't talking yesterday because we
didn't want to talk about things we were going to
talk about on the podcast today, because we have the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Best conversations when you guys aren't around.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
We not know how much we put into this. We
ignore each other for twelve hours, use each other. I
didn't sleep in my bed last night for.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It felt abusive. I felt really bad, just really quick.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
This is this was the co of the goo. This
was after it all came on.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Like maybe it's definitely ship.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's like nasty dunk and mold and all the have
you ever seen shows?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
These things you can imagine right there in the summer
in New York.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I know your pores were open.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
They were open. I was going to get wide open.
And then you know what the duck ship makes. It
had like an aoli kind.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Of this is this is something that else that's been
heavy on my mind. This is something that else that's
been on my mind. Mayonnaise and aoli, they're literally just
the same thing. Except they charge more money to call
it a.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Just mayonnaise with garlic in.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It some bullshit like that.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I don't think actually that that feels wrong. Let me
let me check.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Any white sauce is like a white sauce, like all
white sauces have their purpose, and like, both of those
have the same purpose. To me, you couldn't tell me
those were different. So yeah, I guess I do agree
with you. But again, aoli, like I only ever get.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Guys, I'm so smart, What the hell I really? Yeah,
it's it's oil, egg yolks and garlic and maybe lemon juice.
But mayonnaise is just eggs and oil.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I think they're the same fucking thing, so cold oil.
They just charge more to call it aoli. Yeah, and sometimes, honestly,
a Chipotle aoli will ruin a whole meal for me.
I hate, I hate a Chipotle aoli.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I hate corn sauce on something that never.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Needed a corn sauce. So also, I'll go there, I'll
go there, I'll go further. Truffle does not need to
be put on everything, bitch, I fucking hate truffle. It's rancid.
I like real truffle, but the truffle. Y'all are eating
in your truffle fries truffle fucking oil.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Also, they're strange, too far from God. We're putting truffle
butter on food. That's disgusting. Okay, that's great.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I very very like, no, no, it's Davidly. Remember the
day I learned what truffle butter was. I was in
YMCA after school and I was like picking up and
I overheard I was in sixth grade and two seventh
graders who I was friends with talking about Drake and
like I was a fan of Drake and we were
all like I was just kind of like lingering and listening,
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and they had access to music. I didn't because they
had a laptop. So I would listen to them talk
about music. And they started talking about it and one
of the guys was like his name was like Antoine
or something like I know it started with like an
A because he had this stupid fucking shirt he would
always wear with an A on it, which like, I, yeah,
I do now, so here I go.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
With your shirts and doing it in school.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Was to me like we wore uniforms, but he always
had like I don't remember if it was a necklace
or like a shirt, but he always had like an
a on him. Anyway, he was explaining to this kid
what it was, and I remember I like broke, I like,
and I was like, that's fucking nasty.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Bra Like I was like, I said something like that.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I was like cleaning and picking up like papers and stuff,
because it was we were like always the three last
kids to get picked up because our parents worked.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
S LA was the scarlet letter about a girl being
a slut like a harlot.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I think it's that she wasn't a slip, but she
had treated like one. I think she just like banged
one person and then she had.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm just I'm just thinking I read that book in school.
Isn't that kind of crazy? Like in high school, I
didn't read that.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I never read that.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's kind of I saw.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Easy on us very fucking early.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
On straight agendas. Yeah, what how would you have liked?
The book should.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Have been gay dude. What sounds way better gay dude?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In l A.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I have a link in my notes app and it's
an Instagram link and I have no idea what it is.
And it's a topic that I apparently wanted to talk about.
So we're going to open it together and see what
it's all about. Oh, it's literally just a Justin Bieber Like,
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it's literally just Justin Bieber lies. Once Justin fell out
of his seat on an airplane and he was so
or and he was too lazy to get up, so
he slept on the floor.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Me.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
When I lie, I melt. When when a girl kisses
my neck, even a kiss, I just melt. Quotes He
said that March first, nineteen ninety four, twelve fifty six am,
on a Tuesday, Saint Joseph's Hospital, second floor, Room one,
twenty six seven pounds fourteen ounces AB plus positive blood
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type doctor bex Laham. Oh, and it was reigning friend.
When was I born? Me? I don't know what? Am
I your mother or something?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Like like his birthday?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Very huge fan?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
How do people find out people's blood types? Because I'm
not kidding hearing you say that. I want to see
my face if it changed, because my mind went to
a scary place. Why, like, oh my god, no, we
really are so far from God. Like why would you
know the blood type of a man whose songs you like?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
This one? Actually? Like really resonated with me. I'm not
even joking, like this one legitimately be as real as fuck.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I've been there. Can somebody draw me like that? Me
like that with y'all?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh should I did you fart?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I thought you farted? But I think your chairm is
sound like what? Sorry? Your fucking chairs made out of cheese.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't fart anymore. Have you been silenced or were
you silent?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think it's were you silent or were you silenced?
Because if you ask it the opposite, you're kind of.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Just like guys house. Republicans blocked the release of the
Epstein files, which is great, right, Wait that's so good.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Wait wait so no one's going to know anything about it?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, it seems well.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I want that goddamn list so fucking bad. I want
that list so fucking bad.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Oh my god, it's really insane. That's fucking crazy, because yeah,
Democrats voted to release it, and their pulkins blocked it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Wasn't it a whole It wasn't a whole Democrat Like,
wasn't it like a fabricated lie by the Democrats? If
it if they didn't want to release.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Girl from Oh no, that's no guys, you guys are
looking at it wrong. They're just like, guys, we seriously
we see how mad you're getting, and like we just
don't want to, like we know there's nothing in there,
Like we know, but by the off chance that there's
something for them in there, we just don't want you
guys to see that.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Like that'd be so crazy that they can just be like, oh, well,
there's actually no problem. Everything's fine, so there's no reason
to show you.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, the insane doctor saga continues.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
By the way, y'all, you're into him, you're insoe, this
is your.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Kink, this is king yeah, doctor No, y'all, it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
True.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I want someone to be kind of creepy with him, so.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
They don't know any of this. But my doctor Tuesday,
nine thirty two pm texts me hello, I say.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Hey, why is it your number?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
He text me back, hello, I don't know, I don't know? Like,
was that was he trying to hook up with me?
At nine thirty two pm? Like is that? Because why
is he texting me that? And why is he texting
my number? Why is he texting my number? And then
two days later, at twelve thirty am, he says Andrew.
(23:43):
Do I know you? Question mark? Kindly, doctor M. I say, yep,
I'm a patient of yours. You gave me your number
on Tuesday to keep you updated with my symptoms six am.
Please do how are you sorry? These political groups are
sin four text per patient text and it's throwing me
off a bit. When you are awake, please let me
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know if I can be of any help, kindly, doctor M.
Oh my god, I didn't even see these taking the
meds you gave me hoping that helps? Yes, but what
meds help me here? Please name, first, last name, date
of birth. Thank you literally literally an hour or a
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minute later, Thank you, diagnos this question mark? What meds
did I give? Thank you? Buddy, doctor M? Why is
my doctor texting me?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Doctor is playing around with his prescription pad and he's
on some freakation.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's like like, literally, what the fuck is like?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
It's getting to a point like can you please befriend
him and take one of those pads.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm not kidding, Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
No, I really like one of my dreams when I
was younger was to steal the prescript pad from a
doctor and just write a bunch of opiate prescriptions to myself.
Oh my god, I'm not even joking. I would literally
fantasize about that.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I would literally fantasize about a doctor seeing that my
mom was showing up completely blacked out and had just
driven her three kids to pick up more meds because
she was withdrawing, and they wouldn't give it to her,
but they would give it to her, and she'd throw
a bunch back and get the car and we go home.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh my god, sucking reaction. I would think about hitting
my finger with a hammer or shutting my hand in
a door to get perks. I want it. I'm so bad,
y'all want them so fucking bad. I wasn't even like
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physically addicted to him yet either. I was just like
it was purely spa it was purely psychological like addiction.
I was like, I want that shit.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
That was me when I met y'all, when you were
all already addicted to like jewels and stuff. But I
still had it, had an affinity for nicotine, and I
would still smoke it because I was like, guys, I'm
just like them.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I love my jewel.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
But I never had a head rush or anything. It
actually made me like grossed out.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Also, our house is fully haunted, y'all. We haven't talked
about this yet. Our house is legitimately.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Even started from the beginning, Yeah, the beginning of the story.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I think we did, like to fill y'all in. We
moved into this house the day like the LA fire started,
and we were in evac zones when the LA fire started,
So we moved all of our shit into this house
and then that night had to put all of our
shit back in our cars and evacuate and stay at
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O Ryan's house. But and you're being in, you was like,
I don't like think we really need to evacuate, which
I we ended up not needing to evacuate, but like
I was just like being better safe than sorry, let's
do it clarify.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
We were in an evac zone that was like really
further off. Yeah, we were like on top of our ship,
like watching what's that called app called watch fire Duty
or something like yeah, watch Duty, Like we were keeping
up with everything. And I also at this point, oh
my god, we moved in and out.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Like four times, literally four times literally four times. We
moved all of our shit and then moved it out,
moved it all in, moved it out. It was crazy.
It was really crazy. And then on your birthday a
fire started like literally three seconds away from our house
and we were like, oh great, I thought it was over.
But anyways, that's that's a part of the story because
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when we were sitting in the living room, we just
started talking about like, oh, how funny, like of course
we move in and this house is going to fucking
burn down, like are we going to die inside this house?
And then we have like a metronome in our living
room would randomly start going off, like just randomly would
start going off, and we were like, wait, what the fuck,
Like anytime we talked about dying in this house, the
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metronome would.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Start, Yeah, I would start going off.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It was usually when we were saying like this house
isn't like this, We're not dying in this house. We're
not dying in this house, and then it would go off.
So I've convinced myself I won't be dying in this house.
I'll probably stay in this house forever. But also, I
genuinely do think I think our ghosts is a woman.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, it's a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's a girl.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I think we vibe she's crazy, but I think we
vibe because we're both crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
No, I really do think she's just like playing little
pranks on us. Like I don't really like actually believe
in ghosts. I don't think. Like the older I get,
the more I'm like, I don't know, I probably have
said I did, but.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Like we're going opposite.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's also just I'm spiraling into
spiritual psychosis and I feel like ghosts is kind of
my starting ground.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, but there was also we have like this wood
room in our house and that there's like dimmer switches
on the light boxes or whatever the fuck. The light
switches are dimmer, like the ones you twist, and like
those like the first two weeks we were in here,
like in the dining room specifically, these light switches would
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literally just fly across the room, like they would pop
off and fly across the room. And we were like, oh,
like there's like an explanation for that. Like the first
time it happened, maybe it was just tight and it
just like popped itself off. But then the second time
it was on there like super loose and like if
it was gonna fall, it would have just like fallen down,
but it literally like shot across the fucking room. It
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was like really bizarre were in the room.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I was like, I was right next to that room
and I heard it and it was loud as fuck
because it because also I have one of those switcher
or things in my room.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Mm hmm. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Also, while you were talking, I took the biggest gulp
of Topo Chico and had air in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It was really small. Actually, it wasn't like that big
of a goal.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Well that's because you're like this huge fucking creature and
I'm just like very conste dainty girl, a big oath. Yeah,
you're like this like very very like imposing.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
What creature.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Your guys' house is haunted because it feels very haunted.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It does.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
But I really like that about it because I feel
like our last place felt very haunted.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Very I need that.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But the light switches were flying off in this dining room.
That's also there's a point to be made there, girl, Chill. Sorry,
I literally can't get into the mic and it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
But like, look see see where times are headed. Like
it used to be like, oh, you're one of the boys.
If you're like a girl who burps. We like with that,
and now it's like, oh my god, you disgusting bitch.
Have some manners like go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You can fart into the mic if you want.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
To, into my fair So don't say that.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
And you know, we could even set up a mic
that's dedicated to your farts, and then I could create
a database of your farts and then we could whatever
were what were you saying, Drew, what were you saying? Oh?
What times?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'm not kidding that, Like like I literally keep swallowing
so much air I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, god, But anyways, Like I was home alone like
two weeks ago or something, and uh, I was just
all the way in my room and I didn't know
I was home alone, Like I had just fallen asleep.
I actually took like a two hour nap and I
woke up and like it was like getting dark or
it was it was like nine actually, and I was
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just like, oh, yeah, and Josh are probably home. And
then I hear sounds on the other side of the house,
like footsteps in that dining room, and I was like, oh,
weird that they're in the dining room. But I guess
like Josh got back or something. Literally did not think
a thought about it, but it was like it was
like steps, like I heard shuffling in steps. I was like, whoa,
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that's weird. I'm getting chills, y'all. Like, and then mind you,
the dining room is right behind this wall. But anyways,
I'm like chilling in my room and then I hear
the front door I'm lock and open, and I'm like, oh,
it must have been Inya in the dining room. And
then Josh is just getting back or something or vice versa.
And then I just hear Josh like walk through like
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our kitchen, like that little like middle area, and I
hear him just go like like I heard fear, like
legitimate fear in his voice. He was like hello, and
I was like, yeah, I'm here. I'm like keeking in
my bedroom whatever. And then no response back and then
Josh like walks back to my room and he's like
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literally pale. He's like pale white, like clear, like see through.
And he was like, were you just in the dining
room And I was like no, why and he was like, well,
when I was walking by the door in the dining room,
it slammed shut. It didn't like fall shut, it like
slams shut. And then I heard knocking on the other
(33:08):
side of the door. He heard like six knocks like
like that, and then he was like, are you swear
you're not like pranking me? And Josh was like he
like opened the door fully expecting to see like me
or you or Josiah like playing a prank on him,
And I mean he was petrified. And then I didn't
immediately tell him that I had heard fucking footsteps over
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there like thirty minutes before, because I was like, I
don't want to freak him out even more. But then
I literally just ran out of the house and went
to the gym and it was like ten pm because
I was like, I cannot deal with this shit. But
now every time I walk through that room or walk
by that fucking swinging door, I get like full body chills,
like full full body tea like it's crazy. But yeah,
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I literally am like, oh, maybe that like little room
is like haunted.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I think the house in general is haunted, But did
you look at doors on like near my room swing
open and close all the time and it is not
wind or ac like I trust to believe. I look
and sometimes I'm like, oh, this is just like because
of the way the house is built and it's really old,
Like there are certain doors. When I open it, I know,
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like the door cross is gonna like shuffle. But fully
at night, there have been times where I think a
zoole is like crept into my room because I leave
it cracked for him. And I look over and my
door has like in the middle of the night, no
windows open, no anything, no ac on.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
My door will just.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Like swing open, and I like will always get up
because I see I look to see if his.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Zuel's there because I can't see.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Him from when I'm laying down in bed, And there
have been times I it's no one.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I just heard it sound in that fucking room a little.
But anyways, I forgot to tell this part of the story.
I go to the gym, work out, get back home
around like midnight, and normally Josh is in bed by
eleven because it's like sleeping is so bad. But he
was just chilling in the living room because he was
literally petrified too, and I just like go.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Boating him home alone in his soul.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
No, I begged him to come, like I was like,
please come, but I was like, I literally I am
not staying here like it was. It was so freaking
josh was like, yeah, I might be like leaving too.
He was like I might be going back to OC
but and I was like, if that's the case, then
I'm going to spend the night at Mason's house. Like girl,
fuck no. But anyways, we get home or I get
home and I'm just like chilling in the living room
with josh and we like kind of talk about it again,
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and then like we just started talking about other shit.
And I'm not kidding, like ten minutes later or no,
it was probably like thirty minutes of us just like
talking in the living room. We hear a fucking door creak,
and I was like, are you fucking kidding me and Joshua.
Me and josh didn't say anything to each other, and
then I was like, you heard that, right, and he
was like I heard that. And we went over there
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and that fucking door was shut again, but it made
a fucking creaking sound, like a door creaking sound, and
we were like, was that was it? Any of these
other door So I go to every other door and
test if they were creaking, and none of them fucking creaked, dude,
and I was like, why was there creaking? So now
why was there? It might have been my door, No,
it was it was for sure from like yeah, it
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was for sure over there. And then me and Josh
were like, Okay, that's our cue. We're going to bed.
So I went and locked my door.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
And I don't think I've had like anything necessarily paranormal.
Just happened to me that I can think of. I
just like I feel her there bro.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, it's a girl and she's chill. But Kai also
thinks it's like it's there's some energy in this house there.
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
There was a window we have like these windows that
you have to like push open because there again it's
an old fucking house and a lot of them are
like stuck with old paint because it got like that
kind of treatment. And there's like this door that you
have to like push over. Oh yeah, And we did
wake up the other day and it was like not
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a windy that's never happened with that door, and.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
It's right there.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Never that's never happens with that window, Like it's never
just popped open. And at like nine to twenty the
other morning, we woke up to the scary alarm going off,
and it's because that window just.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Like blew the fuck open, like it was OOKI spooky.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
And then I thought Azuel was like the perpetrator, and
he wasn't. He was scared and hiding, which is good.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
He hears the alarm and runs in hines Josh set
the alarm off this morning. We've done had a bunch
this week. Yeah, I thought we got used to it,
but we'll never get used to it. But I get
the notifications on my goddamn phone. I do love since
since that invasion, like I call it an invasion, but.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Since like I mean, yeah, somebody can't that's an invasion.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I literally like to your home. Literally, I've like never
been able to be in a house alone like comfortably,
like since that moment and actually having a security system
has like legitimately changed my life. Like I'm able to
just like chill and like not be worried about it, like,
oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Also it's just again, it all goes back to it
being such.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
An old fucking house.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't know what getting chased through a goddamn house,
me me getting fucking chased. That's crazy. That is so
fucking annoying.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
You're getting through that apartment staying there for six years.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I know, we and like we were like we should
probably move out, but.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
We didn't have the money.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
We literally didn't because I remember my dad got so
fucking mad because I told him about that. I was
in Miami when that happened, and then we came back
and somebody tried to set the apartment on fire. I
called my dad and he was like, you need to move,
and I just had to be like, dude, we barely
made this move.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, we barely made this happen.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
We barely had this Like I can't no, I'm staying here.
And if here's where I die, here is where I
fucking lie. Bro like I was saying, and I love it,
and I that I love that spote.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
I said a lot. I had a ghost encounter when
I was in high school.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I was at did you look in the mirror?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
No, that'd be if you had a monster encounter.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Oh, yeah, I had an encounter. So I was at
home alone and then I went pee and I was
peeing and it was like a summer night, so the
door was or the window was open to let the
cool air in at night and I heard a woman's
like blood curdling scream and it wasn't like there was
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no reverb on it, Like it was pretty close. It
was probably like seven feet away, that's what it sounded like.
And I freaked out. I ran into my room and
then I pretty quickly like went around the side to
look through a window to see into my backyard cause
I was like, I don't know, and there's nothing there.
And then my printer printed out my Facebook page. It
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was really weird.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Whoa, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, my printer turned on just printed out my Facebook page?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
So you saw that paper? No, because that was that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I would have that paper because I would have fucking
launched myself at the printer and ate the paper.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
You want to say fucking crazy, I'm fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Do you want to be fucking crazy crazy to eat
the printer? Next?
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Similar like that, I think the most realistic explanations that
I was getting pranked by someone.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
But your sister. Have you ever spoken to her about her?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
She did not do stuff like like I'm sure I
told her about it, but there's no fucking way. I
also think that's when she was old age. I think
I was like a junior in high school. Fuck yeah,
but I'm like maybe someone I don't. I didn't live
near anyone who went to school with me, so weird.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
We also had something like very similar like that kai
happened to us at our old apartment. I mean we've
talked about it before, but like blood curdling like children
screaming in our front yard. We had just taken sleep
aid and then like we go look and there's no
child out there, but a.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Family moving in.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Like yeah, a family of only three women with Duffel bags.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Giant fucking bag.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, you sent me like an audio message with it.
I remember, Oh yeah, it sounded insane.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, it was fucking creepy. If we can find that,
we should play it because that shit was terra figh.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
I was even scared.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
We were like in my car like oh no, no, no,
like we can't turn down the street. We have to
go like around the block because like if they see us,
but that dude was literally chasing us.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, yeah, I will say.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
We also just lived in a busy area that was
like a huge intersection of like drunk, crazy, fucking people,
and there was a guy who like we stopped the
car because we were trying to look down the block
to see if we saw anything, and we saw him
in from far away. It looked like there was a
kid on his shoulders, but really it was a bag.
And then the closer he got, he saw us looking
at him and running out the car.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, you literally ran at the car. Bruh, Like what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And then like also like people would just throw like
wine bottles and glass bottles at our house in the
middle of the night, and it would be the scariest
thing you've ever fucking heard.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
It's fucked up, because at one point I literally just
got used to it. Yeah, and I was like, hey,
like I used to be scared. But also there was
just always people screaming outside the windows. Like there was
just always people screaming on that street. They just can't
stop screaming.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I just can't stop screaming.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
I'm back, Sorry, guys. I had to piece so bad.
My belly was full of piss, but now I'm empty.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
That was a very demure piece. Sometimes sometimes Kai doesn't
pee demure.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes you piss like a race horse.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Chops in there.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
But that's cool and masculine. You guys were talking about.
I was like, let me bounce it off the side
of the bowl.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
M Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
A strong stream?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Men are supposed to be loud and like disruptive and.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Horror being and farting.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, but if we catch you doing any of those things,
you're done, right, Yeah, you're done. Just had to make
sure we're on the same page.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I could beat the fuck out of both.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Of you, honestly.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah. Yeah, who would win? If me and Kai Fi
we were talking about that.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
I think, well, what we landed on is like I
think I could overpower you because I have before. You
know this. Obviously we're not we're not friends, we're not.
But I do think that Drew has more of a
dog in him.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
I don't really have a dog in me.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Mean, I will see I will see red, yeah, and
Drew will see red. I see red, I see dead people.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I think, well, my buddy said I.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Would win, so yeah, and he better have so that
that was the right hands.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, And I feel like if we were fighting, it
would be like I was doing something in here and
then you were like why are you still here? And
I'm like I can do whatever.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Well, are you about to turn this into a scenario
where like you guys have sex.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh No, I was just no, no at all. I'm
just saying like I would do something to piss him off.
Then he would like grab my hair like around the back.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, okay, okay, what were you gonna like?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh I fight.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Kai saw me freak out when we left the other
night because we got in this uber and I was
really really observant of his driving and he was going
we were leaving an area that had like a lot
of bents and turns, and one he was like kind
of whipping the piss out of this car and it's
like a bigger car, and I just didn't like that.
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I on ironically, we were going around like the reservoir
and he was just whipping the piss out of this
big ass car. And I don't fuck with that because
I'm like, I'm not your friend, I don't fucking know you.
You're supposed to drive like you have common sense with
two strangers in your car.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
And I was in my head tweaking out and convinced.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Also, it was really late, and that is another thing,
like I do become very observant late ubers because I
am so fearful of somebody like overworking themselves and just
everyone in fucking danger.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
They're like playing with their phone. Yeah, they're k you're
doing the most dangerous thing.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
The other thing his phone. He didn't have something to
carry his phone, and he didn't have the map up here.
He had his phone and his cup holder. So the
whole fucking time he is driving, he's whipping the pits
out of this car, and the whole time he's like.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah he was. He was probably looking at the road
like the time.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Bitch, are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
We're gonna be on this road for two miles, Like
why do you have to keep looking down if you
have OCD?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Bitch?
Speaker 4 (45:37):
I got you with the prozact, Like trust yourself. I'm
in your car and I don't want to be in
it anymore. So I literally was just freaking the fuck
out in my head, and I was kind of just
like yeah, I was just having like a bit of
an OCD like freak out, and then I just was
like laughing.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, Kaien left together.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Oh yeah, I was in the car the whole time.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
And then I slept here.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I got home three hours later at five am, and
kai was here, and I thought he laughed yeah. And
then I wake up at like ten and I hear
Kay's voice.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
My sexy ass voice. It's the first thing he woke
up to.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
No, he slept in our car is cute. I love
that we have a car.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Really, Josh walked in and he was like, there's an
ugly person on the bed.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Went to the dude.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Uh yeah, I slept in the art studio.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Wait, why did he go there?
Speaker 4 (46:31):
He went in there because I brought all the aluminum
foil in there to do clay figures, and he needed
aluminum foil so he could stink the kitchen up by
a salmon that he puts no ingredients of.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Salmon pepper on. Josh cooks salmon and broccoli, and it
is the smelliest thing I've ever smelled. Kai every time
he walks into our house is like it smells like
actual dog shit in here, and it's roccoly.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
It's literally because he's like, he's good about it.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Now.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
One time I was like, you need to shot all
the doors and open windows and air it out, and
he does it every time.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Now, well, you guys also have this base. It's like
a very yeasty dairy smell.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah. Yeah, supposedly spoiled milk. Kef his coffee is in
the sink.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
It's all my moldy cups in the sink.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Sorry, Guys like, oh my god, oh, but basically, yeah,
I made us stop. I I asked if it was
okay if I changed the stop to the uber and
he was like okay, And it was really close, and
he was like, are you okay? And then I just
lied and I kept saying I felt like I was
gonna throw up because I was nauseous. And then I
just got out of the car and he was like
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waiting there for another ride, and I felt so bad,
but I was like, I'm not getting back in his car.
I just literally feel unsafe in his car. I can't
describe it. He kind of reminded me of a cousin
I really don't fuck with, Like I just know his
everything about him. He was just a bad driver. I
just don't believe. I felt in my soul that if
I stayed in that car and it was gonna be
a long car ride and we were gonna have to
get on the highway. And I was like, if I
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feel unsafe with you on the fucking street where no
one else is alive and around. I don't trust you
on a highway with other more fucked up people on
like a Saturday night and you.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Got corn nuts at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
I got and we saw that in the kitchen, and
it was the most shocking thing.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I made that so bad.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I know, I'm like, I'm gonna go fuck them up.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
That's the first time I've seeing them bag of corn
nuts in a decade, at.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Least ten years.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Can Drew put me on?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah? I put her on the Did you get the ranch?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
I got Mexican.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Period.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Me and Kay made it home, by the way.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Made out at home. When I find a good parking spot,
it's legitimately spiritual for me. It's like I like, it's
when I see a hummingbird and I find a good
parking spot, it means I'm on the right path. Like
I go to a store, Yeah, exactly exactly. If I
go to the store or go to the shop and
there's a parking spot right out front, yeah, it's meant
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to be. I'm stimmy the economy. Like if I'm laying
outside and the hummingbird flies above me and kind of
floats for a second, it means I'm on the right path.
It's like, whatever decision I'm mulling over in my head
is the right decision.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I agree with you because a lot like but the
problem is a lot of things for me become signs
that aren't supposed to be signed. Yeah, it's literally like
it's really bad, but I need that because I need
constant reassurance.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
But I don't have or trust anybody to give me reassurance.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I can literally like if we're about to like go
out and then something like happens inside the house and
we're like, I don't know how to describe what I'm saying,
but like I take anything as a sign, and I'm like,
if I would have gone out, the party would have
gotten shot up, or if I was going to go out,
we would have died in a.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
We do like that a lot.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Like we'll be like should we go do this in
twenty minutes, and we'll be getting ready and like we're
like all right, Like we oh my god, we somehow
got ready in twenty minutes, and then we like can't
find the car keys are something we genuinely convince ourselves
it is a sign that God is trying to keep
us in the house to keep us protected from evils outside.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, it's really bad. It's like our O C. D
comes together, But like it's okay though, because I'm safe.
Look at me safe.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Did I tell you guys about the hot bar girl
at Airwon. I went to the Airwon and it's the
one on Beverly and I was in line and I.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Ordered a.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
D steak and like double buffalo cauliflower and the girl,
I think, is like she listened to the podcast and
she was just like, well, this isn't a very bottom
friendly meal. And then everyone next to me was like
what that's so I was like crying.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Saying that to somebody in public.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
It was like perfectly delivered too, this is a very
bottom friend.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
The people next to me, what are you talking to?
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Say that?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
It was.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
I feel like they should say that to more people,
Like they should just start just.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Quips about their meal. Well, I was sobbing. I was
like literally crying my eyes out, Like I was literally
sobbing down, like I've been very quick to tears recently.
And uh, I was just like in my room. Everybody
was gone. It was just me in the house, and
I was like crying and I was like boohoo crying.
I met like boohoo cried in a long time, and
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I was like boohoo crying. And then I see a
text on my phone saying I'm here, Like can you
come open the garage and the door for me? And
so I'm like, okay, yeah, I will. I didn't really
realize who it was, but then I realized it was
the fucking plumber, and I was like, oh my god,
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oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. So
I like quickly like wiped my eyes. I like wiped
the tears off my face. I like like sniffled, and
I like tried to like make myself presentable. My eyes
were like blood shot red, and I like walked and
opened the door for him, and like he looked at
me and like he could definitely tell that I was
just crying and he wanted to so badly be like
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are you okay? But like we don't have that rapport
relationship yet, but he was very gentle.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
How often do you want him to come over?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Oh all the time? But he was very gentle and
sweet with me, Which.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
It's just not the guy who fucked the.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
It is the guy that fucked this last time. Yeah,
and he fixed, he fixed, he fixed my pipes. He
really like, he really fucking he put the works in.
He rearranged my pipes so they drain.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Better because he give you audio like stimulation.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Oh, I do have audio message of him working in
my room because it was the loudest sound I have
ever heard in my goddamn life.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
How do we always choose to rent a place that
has the worst plumbing?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Minds you, I'm trying to cry. I'm trying to cry,
and then this is happening.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
That sounds like War of the World.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, it literally did, and like my whole floor was
like vibrating and ship. But now I have a sink
that drains, and it was never really my fault. Someone
did break a cup in my sink, shards of glass
down the pipe and it clogged really quickly after that.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
What cup was it?
Speaker 1 (53:26):
I don't remember, And I literally don't remember.
Speaker 4 (53:32):
All of my cups, the first nice cups that I
ever got, all of them are gone.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Because they were like the jade and like Emerald.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
No, it was it was clear, it was like glass.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
No.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
No, I try to trust you, I believe you, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
It was probably just the ghosts and it wasn't even me.
The greatest joy in life is going school supply shopping. Oh.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
I miss the smell, the anxiety of knowing I wasn't
going to get like a good folder.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Should we like cause it like and go to like
a store and go get school supplies?
Speaker 4 (54:04):
Like we're both pushing thirty, so it's like, no, I
just need to experience that again.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Like I really, I'm like, oh, like fuck, like the
school supplies list, like, oh my god, the list of
things you had to get you should have.
Speaker 4 (54:16):
You should join Kai Sennett's next streamer university. And part
of your like Sheer rollout school is going back to
school shopping.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Can we actually go? Like?
Speaker 4 (54:27):
I would love to actually know, I would die, I
would feel schizophrenic. Anybody who is a streamer genuinely.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Wow, kudos to you. I I can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
I live my life in fear of being watched every
waking moment, Like, what what do you mean you put
yourself through that?
Speaker 2 (54:43):
That's amazing? I love it.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Should we do media?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:48):
The Social Network soundtrack. I listened to it all day
yesterday and it was sorry, it's sorry good, it's so good.
Oh my god, it's so.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
Good dude, These texts with your fucking doctors so funny.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Desperate Youth by Santa Gold. I love that song. Desperate
Youth by Santa Gold, I don't know. And then theme
of c by Object or The Goose that Got Away
by Object.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Mine is Daisy Jane by America.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
I also saw Eddington and it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
Oh, I need to watch that.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Virginia by Clips ebitda on the new Clips album is
so good.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
That album is so good.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
I literally went down a crazy rabbit hole yesterday and
I spent my whole Sunday watching Clips interviews and listening
to their albums. And their Tiny.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Desk is so fucking good. I love Tiny.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Desk and I saw a girl making a model of
the Tiny Desk music thing. It's really cute.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
And I watched a movie. Oh, Me and Josh watched
seventeen again again. I used to be obsessed with that
movie and that was funny, and then it actually was funny.
It was like such a good movie still. And I
watched Belly finally that was like a movie I still
hadn't seen somehow, and that was good, well, very cool.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Great, soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, I feel like Eddington like he just wanted to
film this like chase scene and he like reverse engineered
this script to like make him make that make sense.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
I think I'm gonna see it tonight. I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, it was. It was. It was goofy uh.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
Oh my media is I'm sorry baby, which I don't
think we talked about.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Oh we didn't.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Yes, Me and Drew saw that together and it was
really good. And the woman who made it is a
first time writer, director and actor.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah damn.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
She may have acted before, but like in her own it.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Was so sick. It was was like and that that
was like one of my favorite performances I've seen in
a long time. And just like the way they handled
the topic just Chef's kiss. I really wanted to cry,
Like I wanted to sob, Like I thought it was
going to make me cry, but it didn't even Like
I mean I got close like a couple of times,
but like it was just done so good. It was
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just like done great.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
The perfect edging experience.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Edging Ton Edgington
Speaker 4 (57:26):
All right, well bye bye,