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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:19):
My back day a night. Never beget it. Prances is
that road toy? Oh oh.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Was that thing moving or what.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It was really shaking? It was shaking so crazy?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Chat was it moving?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh my god, we're back, guys, Welcome back to a
bardeny Wow, wow, famously famously.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh my god. I feel like it.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Really it does feel like I'm at somebody's house who
I used to hook up with a lot and then
I just like randomly got busy and stopped seeing.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
But I'm like bored back at their house.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, it feels like I'm sitting on the edge of
the bed before I boke up, clutching. Yeah, there is
an energy, there is an energy.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
But wellcause we also haven't broken in this new space
because we went on the break kind of right when
we moved in because we just needed the time, and boyds,
did I have a time. I genuinely am like, I
am so happy. I love my life. I'm so happy.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm
so happy. I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We're so happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. We're
so happy, We're so happy, We're so happy. I'm so happy.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I actually am in like a good I'm in a
better mental state right now than I was, Like you are, Yeah,
I am so much better you And I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Tell if it's your lexapro. I can't tell if it's
your prozac or that you're smoking weed all day every day.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well no, okay, it like that myself. That like that
was the problem during the break because I was like, well.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Shit, like I guess I do.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I guess I'll smoke just I usually don't have anything
to do. But what I have found is I've talked
about this on my own YouTube channel, but I have
a hard time recording myself. And I've been blessed enough
to be doing a lot of like deals with companies
actually really love, but I'm scared of recording myself. So
now I have to smoke to record myself because that's
the only way I can feel like a teenager where

(02:16):
I'm like, what this is fun again?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's like me taking three shots before every time we record,
I'm blackout every time. I mean, yeah we've been recording,
I'm blackout. Yeah, And then I believe, good for you
exactly what I was drinking like probably like five shots
today during the break. Yeah, but right after we record,
I go and like down like a handle.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
As a favorite bar around the corner. It's walking distance,
so I don't have to worry about anything.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
But damn, a lot has fucking happened since we've gone,
like a.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Lot, Like I think a lot specifically in your life
has changed, and like happened.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And like a lot has happened.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm not going to talk about any of it. I'm
sure y'all can guess.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
But I don't think anyone can guess because it's the
last thing anyone would have ever had.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's something that I famously am like no, no, no, no, never,
never never.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I can't see myself doing that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
But something, something has shifted, something something has shifted, and
it's probably venus and mercury and retrograde. But like I
I'm confident. Let's have that.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I know Drew, literally, Drew has had some a breakthrough
that has literally made him feel so happy.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know what it is is it's I didn't see
comments about my appearance and how ugly I was for
a month.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, that's not just it, bitch, because you finally got
a fucking haircut. And I've been trying to force him
to upkeep with his haircut, and it's almost like if
a girl, if you dress up, listen, I like to
think of my body like just plain just me. Actually,
this is a hard thing to talk about because when
I'm naked, I genuinely think I am like so hot,
which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Me and Elsie were talking about it.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I was like, we have the kind of delusion that
in my head I'm like, no, no, just wait till
you see a full yen then it can kind of
get the picture. Like normally I'm fully naked and I
am propped exactly how I would anticipate someone to see
me the way I post in a mirror.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, you can't believe.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You can't believe it. That's happened too.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
But if you don't dress up that body, then you're
just like a body and it's like boring. So you
have to just put some pep into your step, because
right now you look so sexy.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Also, I put this jacket on last second because I
was like, I'm gonna put this on, But I did
not intend wearing it the whole time because I have
three layers on and it's already nine degrees inside and
it's loud as fuck.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
But oh, this was my birthday gift to Durro.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
This small little artist that like a lot of y'all
probably wouldn't know about, like very small, like Jack below.
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah. Okay, But I have a.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Story that I want to have mentioned right off, Rick,
because we haven't talked about it in person at all. Y'all.
Oh my god, so many, so many fucking crazy things
have happened to me, and thank god I wrote them
all down. Okay, So I, me and and YOUA went
to Missouri together to see my grandma and my family
out there. And it was really cute and we played

(05:08):
in the snow and we like ran around and it
was it was really cute. It was really wholesome energy.
And then she went to Miami, but I rode trip
back to Texas. Road trip was chill. Nothing major happened,
like whatever. When I'm leaving, Oh my god. Yeah. When
I'm leaving, I'm at the airport in Texas, and the

(05:30):
first thing I do when I get through TSA is
I go directly directly to the bathroom and I'm like,
all of the stalls are taken, which is surprising because
I'm in Terminal D at American or at.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
DF like literally the like it's which is random for
the DFW airport or terminal dye if you.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Know, you know, it's like it's a massive terminal. There's
a billion bathrooms. But all of the stalls were full,
and I like was going to go into a stall,
and then like I'm waiting there, waiting and then a
guy very suspect like pops out of the stall and
I just go in right after him. And it was

(06:11):
interesting to me because there was no toilet fla.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
There was also Josiah's in the room because Kai left
town because he doesn't take his jobs here. Yeah, he
doesn't give a he doesn't give a fuck about you guys.
So remember that because.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Remember that he's got his own little well.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
We said he were going to come back, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Kai, on the other hand, wants to go do other
things like classic.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Straight man behavior, just wants to go out and run.
Oh you want to go run around and party, while like, literally.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
We have a job. Let's talk about this. This job
is so important. This job that we do and difficult
and very hard, and we do all of this heavy lifting.
And like the fact that like Kai would just sit
back and.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Like everything and post it and stuff like, seriously, you
weren't even there for the struggle of making this art
and like really.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Being important, important to like culture. But anyways, I have
where this habit was born of running straight to the
bathroom was vaping. I go into the toilet in the
airport and hit my vape. And so when this guy
came out of the stall that I was going into

(07:21):
and didn't flush, I was like, I was sus a
thought popped in my head. I was like, that was weird,
but he might have just been vaping, been there, done that.
So then the actively I'm like chilling in the stall
because I hang out in the bathroom. I know that's
fucking weird, but like, I chill.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
It drink a lot of time, specifically in the airport bathrooms,
which actually, after this story genuinely has me thinking if
you go to the bathroom all the time in the airport,
like and most of the time when we're in the airport,
we get there early and juris.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
In the bathroom the whole time hitting his vape.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, so then I'm like chilling in there, hanging out,
doing my thing on my iPhone, playing my videos out
as fuck, because I literally don't care not shitting. I
don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't sh my videos out loud, and I'll ship
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Gonna smell it, hear it. I'm gonna activate all your
senses right now.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's the opposite of a sensory deprivation. Tank. If you
want the opposite of a sensory deprivation, to sit next
to ya in a stall.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Typically in an airport bathroom.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, so then we I like, do my thing. I
go back to the gate for a second, and then
the airplanes is about the board and I actually have
to pee this time. So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna
go back to the same bathroom. And because you like all, yeah,
the energy, the energy.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Is there's every airport I frequent, there are specific bathrooms
I like to go to, and that specifically m I
A has the best airport bathrooms ever.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Period.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, I continue, so she or so I head back
to the same bathroom, head to the exact same stall
I was in, and the door was unlocked. I pushed
it open, y'all, and I see a man with his
pants down to his ankle up against the wall like
this pants dick in balls through the fucking toilet paper dispenser.

(09:21):
Dick and balls through the toilet paper distay. Wait, balls included, Yes,
dick and balls.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
All the ball is crazy. Ell.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
You just saw his appendage, like where the skin meets
the body.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Didn you met where there? You saw where the crease
meets the botty.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I didn't see his dick and balls, but I saw
him leaned up against the toilet paper dispenser with his
pants around his ankle. Immediately I was like, gay man cruising, duh.
And then he like sees me, whips around, turns bright
fucking red. I've never seen someone turn that red in
my entire like rips up his pants and like freaks out.

(09:55):
And then I shut the door and I am like cackling,
like I am laughing so loud outside of the stall.
And then I was like, oh, bitch, I'm waiting right here.
There were other stalls available.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
This is where the crazy behavior starts.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm waiting right here.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I guess, to be fair, he just sexually assaults. He
just assaulted you also like to it's a public offense
and it's a felony because it's literally in like a
government building.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, so I'm I'm standing there. I'm standing there waiting
so they can see me, so I can see them.
The guy that I caught walks out, Oh no, no, no,
the the guy that was blowing him or giving him
hand job. I'm not gonna assume was you'd.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Better be giving a hand job in a fucking airport,
star girl.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
You don't know gay man, you don't know gay men.
He the other guy comes out first, straightest, passing like rugged,
rugged cowboy hat, like whole fucking fit on, like blue
collar worker guy walks out head down, was freaking out,
Yeah he was trade and like walks out, doesn't wash

(11:01):
his hands minu or his face and just walks straight
out of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Then the guy okay, yeah, getting on the plane with
like dick spit.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
In your face is and your beard is crazy, Like
I I don't see.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I didn't even take that into account.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's yeah, really chopped. And then the guy that I
caught comes out and like head down, looks up, sees me,
scurries away, also doesn't wash his hands nor his dick
and balls. But anyway, trying laughing at this point, and
I cannot believe that of all people that would happen
to me, but thank fucking god it happened to me,

(11:35):
because if it was any other person waiting in line,
or any other person going to the bathroom, like they
would be in jail, they would have literal charges. If
it was a child, like God forbid, it was a
fucking child that walked in on that like holy shit,
crazy fucking vibes. But it doesn't stop there. So I

(11:55):
go into the stall obviously because I was gonna and
I was gonna investigate because I was like, what is
it down here?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Wh I've been wearing that trench coat every day for
the past button all the way to the top, buttoned
all the way to the top.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I walk in, so I find out that the toilet
paper dispensers in the airport like that are the big
silver metal boxes that have like keys on them. You
can open them all the way and it opens to
the other side, which is creepy as fuck, but they're
just randomly unlocked. So like, guys, test the theory out.

(12:30):
And then I waited there. I got on Sniffy's and
I downloaded the app and I hit that guy up
that was in the other stall, and he came and
gave me sloppy toppy before my flight.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
What wait, you did not tell me that far?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah you No, he serviced me and worshiped me. Just
kidding obviously, but no. I was like, really, I was like,
how does this fucking work? This is crazy? Well, like,
I do my thing in the bathroom, go back to
my gate. Guess who's fucking on my flight back to La.
Of course he was going to La, the godless fucking

(13:04):
country or the godless city of La where all the
evil gays exist. He is on my fucking flight. Also,
no shade, biggest fucking ass I've ever seen him as
live shade.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's like he's working in no knows exactly what he has.
That's what he's getting service to the d W airport. Right,
I've never seen was the guy who was sucking or
getting this.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Getting getting the service. I've never seen someone ain't that
anxious in my entire life, by the way, like pacing
on the phone, and also like I was like on
the phone within you at the time, because I was.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Just has his phone on speaker in public. If Drew calls, you.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Don't answer because he has the phone on speaker in public.
And he was in public with his phone on speaker
talking about this man ten feet away.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
From that just committed a crime. I don't give a fuck,
Like I really don't care. And I was like, should
I take a picture of him? So I took like
three pictures of him to show it in you.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I guess, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
To be fair, this is the best outcome is some
random motherfucker is talking about you completely anonymously. We are
not crazy enough to put any pictures, but like, I
know what you look like. Actually I fully forgot what
he looked like. I you remember he was wearing like
a light colored pair of pants, like maybe white pants.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, and he had a huge ass. That's all I remember.
If he has a huge ass, like he's going on.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Like a big fucking stinky butt that's full of bod
trunk and the trunk No, no, it was it was head.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I mean, I don't know what happened, but wear white
pants and be playing that game in the airport bath
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
He was getting fucked. Josie was asking if we think
he got fucked in.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
The bathroom, but also t is I was like, maybe
this is like a part of it, like a part
of the taboo for him, Like leaving the door unlocked
and people catching him, because I know that's like a
thing like people like being watched or whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I mean, that's essentially what like a couple accounts have
turned into. It's like, it's just the average American has
now been taught because of how much media we watched
to like low key be into void question mark, like
it's been trained onto us. Because one thing the US
will do is it will employ the most mid average looking,

(15:09):
usually white couple you've ever seen, because Americans eat it up.
And it's like all that ship where it's like I
smacked my girlfriend's ass to see how she would like act,
or it's like I I bent over in front of
my boyfriend while.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
He was playing me. Do you remember when we got
the iPhone controllable controllable vibrator and we went to public? Yeah? Yeah,
did that?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That was so fun?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Where was it? Buffalo Wildwind?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I was tweaking when it was inside of me. We
did it on me first and my butt and then
we did it.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
But thankfully I wore black underwear, so there was no
like evidence that it had been near button.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You gotta shut the actual fuck up. But yeah, I
caught a guy cruising in DFW and I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah W stands for don't fuck women.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Apparently not gonna lie. That was a very exciting moment
in my life. Yeah, very mundaneous.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That exciting happened to.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Me while I was gone, Like, well, a lot of
shit has happened, a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
While someone hit my car today.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Happened someone hit in his fucking car.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Because the second time my old car never got hit.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I finally got to a place where I was like,
you know what I can have like a nice car
that would impress my parents and all my friends and
also has the best ansystem ever. Within a month of
having that car, somebody hit the side of it, and
now someone just hit it again.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
So like someone knocked on our door this morning, and
like I'm not going to be mean, but like ozimbic
face down, like melting off his body, like and also
like y'all think like.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Mind you the nicest man ever?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah yeah, but also y'all think like ozimbic face is
like some molecular thing.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
No, it's because you think I have Olympic face because
I became a woman.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's ozimpic face, because you do ozimpic I'm tired of
I'm tired of sitting behind this lie, this fucking lie
and Ozmpic. She doesn't omi, that's not true.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I don't think I did Ozmpic. And they're like, she
has ozempic face. No, bitch, you've been looking at me
since I was pre pubescent, Like I literally am, just
like I'm in my mid twenties.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Don't say that.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
No, I love it though, I love it.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I love it when you eat it. I love it
when you I love it.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I love it when you eat it.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Oh yeah, So he comes up to the door. I ignored
the doorbell because I thought it was Josiah.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
And I was like, Drew can't get it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, no, everyone does. I'd to ignore the doorbell makes
me get it because.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'm the furthest set up and I had to get
ready and get all beautiful for my girls.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's true. It was honestly perfect case scenario though, because
I'm glad that happened to me and I deal dealt
with it. But like he was like, hey, is this
your car? And I was like, yeah, it's one of
our cars, and he was like, well, I just hit
it with my rental and I was like, oh, no
worries like he was. I could tell he had like
really sincere energy. Well, he like takes me over to

(18:28):
the car and he's like, yeah, I actually like built
the house across the street and da da da, and
he's talking about it all.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well, I mean, I guess he was in a RAV four.
But like that's how Ellen saves so much money.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, the editors, the editors in spray on bitches too
as well. Yes, And there's not much to say to
this story.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
No, the point of the story is this fucking video
of Drew.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, he was taking a video of me, or he
was taking a video of the damage, and then he
sent it to me, and it's I was not I
was not prepared to be on film, Like I was
literally not prepared.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Cameration prove llaut.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah you play, you pay right, Okay, So a little
car that I accidentally hit me saying exactly I remember correctly, Okay,
left front damage, And I've offered this gentleman, what you
dream Drew Phillips. Phillips, Yeah, I showed him immediately, immediately,

(19:32):
like one, first of all, me saying exactly, no idea
what this man is talking about.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
If you play, you have to pay to play. Yeah,
what does that fucking mean?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
You were looking at your iPhone going down to like
a suburban street.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You hit a car.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
And he was also making it very aware to me.
He was like, I have money, I'm a doctor. I
built this house. I am I live in Park City, Utah.
Like he was like making it. He was like please
like but also I don't think he wants to go
through int It's because he was like, whenever you take
your car to the shop, just call me or have
them call me, and I'll pay for everything. Bitch, I
wish he hit my fucking car.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, I'm not happy he hit my car. That's I
don't own that car. That's not my car. I'm paying
for that car.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Like of course the one time, I'm like because my
last car, Yeah, I'll flex on you, bitches.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was paying to own that forward eat it up. Yeah,
and now my parents have it and they've already wrecked
it three times, so imagine how.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I And also your other car, the other car that
you bought. Oh yeah, I was sitting in a lot
forward lot that it was a black car and it
turned green.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
No, it was a white car.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And they called Inya's sister and was like, oh yeah,
this car, it used to be white, but it's green now.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
The car turned fucking green, bro, because my family doesn't
respect me.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
And that's someone with veneer breath. I really did. And
you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
That just stink.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh my god, Wait, so much has happened.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I know who it is.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
So much has happened in my life. This one I
specifically can't talk about for a plethora of reasons. The
near breath.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Oh yeah, you ew ew and you were in that mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
No I was not. Don't even don't even say that
about me.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I mean, there's no evidence to back that you weren't.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Don't say that shit.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I let my imagination tell, Like the thing is, if
you're not gonna be a fucking kiss and tell, well,
why the fuck did you tell me anything? Because now
my imagination is running wild and I think you and
whoever the fuck you're talking about did the nastiest ship.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I could think of. Because if I think about sex,
I'm like, oh, me and my girls get pervy.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah no, I'll tell you allan.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Pervy consentually pervy.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Come on, guys, like, should I tell them the one
detail out front of the gym or no.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
If it's not the bottle, it's the phone.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. There's one
moment that I'm like debating telling because this happened before
a break. Actually whatever, we're cutting all of that.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was lucky enough to go to Italy with my
friend Rain and it was so fun. But one of
my like actually the day I.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Would be more like literally more like.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Wait, why am I? Why am I literally in Italy
right now?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Literally?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Why am I literally in Italy?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Literally?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
But my most memorable moment from that trip. There was
so many things that were really funny. But I was
sitting outside by the pool and I didn't have a
lighter and I wanted to smoke.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
So I went up to this guy who worked at
the hotel. I think he was a bellboy.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
He was.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
It was one of those hotels where like everyone's dressed
like it's a fucking Wes Anderson.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Movie and he was a bell boy. Ass fuck but
I went up to it. I was like, oh, do
you have a lighter? And he was like, oh, uh.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes, I have a lighter. Like, how are the fuck
you do an Italian accent? I really can't like I
literally can't, Like.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
How do you do it? Like, yes, I have a light.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Hello, I have a letter.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That's better than what I did.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Hello, dude.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
You know what's really good at it is fucking Rain
because me and her on one of the days we
went to this like island where they sell glass and
a glass company set a boat.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Y'all had a blast while.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
We were in Italy.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
While we were in Italy, we went to this event
and at it it was like a bunch of mutual
friends and me and Rain had gone off and like smoked.
And then when we came back, I said this, I
don't think I repeated this to you into like a
bunch of random guys about me and Rain. I go, yeah, well,
we just had a party of our own. So I
don't even go a fuck about this party anymore. And
with the way like I just present myself or maybe

(23:55):
I just like think everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm
scared of the fact that I am gay.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Whatever, wait, we have to unpack that. No, So then no, no.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I said that everyone was like, oh, Like I was like, oh,
we just went and had a party of our own.
I literally just had the best time of my life.
I could go home now, I'm so sleepy.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Like I said something, it literally made it sound like
we went and did a bunch of coke and had sex.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
But that is not the thing I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Essentially, this guy, I'm gonna insert a picture where we're
gonna have to blur the fuck out of it.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
This bell boy was like, oh, yeah, I have I
have a lighter.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Also, we had to go back and forth because I
said matches and I was like for smoking like fire,
and like I was like doing the whole sign thing
because like neither of us knew what the fuck we were
talking about. Also, every time I spoke Spanish, it just confused,
like confused and escalated the issue.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
So I wasn't doing that.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
And he's like, oh okay, lighter, lighter, and he goes
like this, mind you, he's carrying a huge water drug
because he's going somewhere, And I'm like, oh my god,
this is the worst thing ever, because I thought he'd
be like, yeah, I'll be back with matches and not
like try to like ten to me in the moment
and he grabs this lighter. Did I show you the
one he sent me or gave me bruh. I think
he just like had one of those moments where it's like, oh, yeah,

(25:09):
I have a lighter. I can literally feel it in
my tight ass fucking pants right now. And he didn't
think about the lighter that was in there, and he
pulled it out and it was this.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
One Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
He pulled it out and like he like he had
this water drop. So he's like, oh yeah, and he's
like holding it and going like this mind you. He's
like around my age, like maybe like twenty four, so
he's like this. He's like oh and like patting around
for and I'm just standing and like kind of trying
not to look.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
So I'm like, dude, just it was like a lot,
it's icky.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
And he goes to give to me. He goes, oh,
I know you don't have to use this one. Like
he like literally like pulled it back. I was like,
oh no, and like started hiding it and.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
He's like I'm so sorry, and I was like what
and I like saw it and I started cracking up.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I was like, dude, no, that is perfect.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Thank you, And I like exactly what and then he
was like ohh and like like was had the bottom
was like going to walk when he's like, I'm sorry,
I'll like, I'll like was basically just like, I'll come
back with matches.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I was like, it's fine, I can use this. This
is perfect. And he felt so embarrassed and he I
was at that hotel for three nights. He did not
look at me once.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
He was so exciting me.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
He knew how like she that was. Yeah, that was
like a moment, but.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Like, honestly good because a straight man should feel like
he's actually attacking.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, like that's very pervystraight.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, so it's disgusting and I'm actually gonna call and
I'm gonna have him.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, get his ass.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Fine, No, I thought we were gonna key. After that,
he brought me matches after him. When I gave him back,
I was like, it was perfect. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He was like and like ran away.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah that is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh really, because it doesn't seem like it is.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, that was so funny and yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, it was a really long story where it was
like you kind of had to be there.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah that was hilarious. What oh cool, cool, cool, I'm
just kidding. That was actually awesome. I did not know
the lighter looked like that.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Also in that picture, I'm covering her whole badges out,
So I think that's why it's not just like a
girl with boobs.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It is a naked woman on both sides. And I
wish I've been saying this. I think I'm gonna buy
the ray Ban meta glass. I want him filming everything
because my interaction.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Imagine I got the cruising on video. No, not in
like a pervy way so y'all could see it. No,
I would watch it back later. No, no, please, no, Well,
last night we were talking in bed, and you sleeps

(27:43):
in my bed almost every night.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Now, I know it's a problem. Not a new big
bed and it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Wait did I literally they don't know about that. I
think you got it after Yeah, I got a giant
I got a king sized bed, y'all.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
It's and it's the best investment he's ever made, because
literally I I just can't stop sleeping in it.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
You're not going to be able to do for long.
And I'll tell you that much right now. That bed
has been christened, I know, which.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Actually grosses me out.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
But I've never had to sit on your bed and
think about if you've done nasty stuff on it.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
And then I was like, eh uh, and I think
he lied to me. I asked him if he washed
his sheets.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I know, I swear to God. I swear to God
I washed my sheets and then right after I wash
my sheets, a zul got iboogers all over them and
stained them. Okay, we were laying in bed last night
talking and I realized I can look at a person
and based off of like the distance between their eyes,

(28:41):
or the distance between their nose and their mouth, or
the distance between their ears, like bone structure, bone density,
I can tell how much of a freak nasty they
are based off of just more on their no, just
strictly off of the way they look. I can I
can read them to fill. Oh. Also, uh, Saphia, that

(29:01):
YouTuber with Tafia, Yeah, she and her husband hate each other.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I actually don't believe that. I don't believe that the
girl from busfeed, I don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I think she. I think they're actually really normal.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I think they are shockingly so normal because to me, no,
they're not living like it's like a mister beast thing,
except I would never compare them to mister beasts.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
They're like actual like chill people. Oh no, but they
hate each other.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't think they behind behind closed doors there's a
little tap.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh no, yeah, I think I I think she doesn't
play about that damn job.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I know that's that, But that's that's why I'm such
a de like on defense of her, because one thing
about me is I think to date me is essentially
like going to boot camp. It's like, yeah, you're gonna
meet the best people ever and genuinely like love the colonel,
but the colonel is evil, and like the.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Colonel has a lot of issues. It used to be
in war.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
The colonel doesn't play about her job, and I'm the colonel,
So I think she's kind of like that. It's like, yeah,
like sometimes the colonel wakes up and you don't have
to tuck your your sheets into your bed is tight
because she's just gonna be like, yeah, that's a good
made bed.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
And then other times she's gonna see a letter picking
from under your pillow and read it to the whole
courtyard or wherever they fucking sleep. But they make them all.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
You lost me.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh, I was giving I was writing a story. I
was acting all your sense. We were doing imagination, exercises.
I've been trying to do that so I can like
expand my mind and really like I've been trying to
worlds build. I'm building a world of my.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
You're fucking tweaking out, But like, for example, Josiah not
a freak nasty based off of une structure and yea,
let me see.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm not. I don't think I have freak nasty.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
You have freak nasty bone structure. Me, I'm not a
freak nasty. I don't have Yeah, wow wow, And I'm
here with was. I was so scared when he flipped
it up to me. I was like, oh my god, like,

(31:07):
but I'm so glad he sent it to me. I
almost asked him. He was like, you want to send
this to and I was like, yes, please, please please, Like.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You know what, who the fuck is Coco?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Who the fuck is Coco? Yeah? Who the fuck is Coco?
We need to bring her on the podcast. I really
need to know what her life transpired to be post.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
We need to make like the Marvel Universe of people
like that. It's that girl, It's the guy who kicked
the abortion.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Like Turkish quant Dingle, Turkish Kwandale.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Dingle i don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I don't know what you do the group leader. They
were singing that Kanye.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
West song enough oh oh the kid Nina, Oh, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina,
Nina fell off.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Question Oh that bit you go, bitch?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
You know who you know?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
She?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's like, oh, like she should have been If Balenciaga
really wanted to hard launch their esoteric, weird comeback, they
should have put her on that. Yeah, her sitting next
to Devin, That's what I.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Want, And I want to see Na and devn interact period.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
They would have a key though. I think I kind
of think Devon is the kind of person that like,
you could put her in a room with anybody and
she will walk out and they will have each other's numbers.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Like that woman just has a charm.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
To her that she's perfect down to the last minute.
Fucking teacher.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
She would survive the colonel.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But you know who else fell the fuck off? You
know who else fell off? Greta Thunberg. That bitch is
in the gutters, bitch like sorry, bit like literally looked up, like.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Why didn't Luave use her?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Like what? Don't even get me started. I have beef
with l Wave. They stole from my girl, Ali spag
and all love. They put it on the runway, Ali Spag,
we're spagg It's we're all fucking s bag get. She
did it first with the chia seed u tuxedo, then
like four months later at the Wave put it on
the road.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
You see tuxedo. When she went to the wine tasting.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Girl, I'm aa spag it through and through like don't
even don't even know.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
But she went to the wine tasting on her and
took the buzz.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Back and yeah, give me your hand. I love you
and you're so special to me. I love you too, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh my god, thank you. You look really good today too.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Josiah, you're there.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I love Josiah. We haven't been hanging. It's actually annoying.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Josiah moved closer to us and he doesn't come over anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And that's exactly what we saw.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Predicted it. We predicted it.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
We're like, it's predictive programming. It's predictive programming. And now
he's like, oh, he's like trying to sign that like
I've been gone and I've been like working, I've been
working for the fucking tamily.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, and he's been putting food on the family, putting
food on the table, paying your rent. We paid Josiah's rent.
Josiah doesn't pay rant and we.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Can not get no money. He's saying, I get no money.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, you get no money. No bitches, no swag, no swag,
no bitches, no swag. That's inya.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I know.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Also you're signing like just it works. Actually, but what
was I saying? Oh, yeah, Greta Thornberg fell off bitches
in the gun, her legacy being Lisban and Lisbon lesbian,
and I shouldn't be up here? Is the thing is

(34:33):
so like so perfectly what's wrong with everything in this world?
Because like she literally was that girl. She was like
fighting for primate change.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I think she shouldn't be up here, up there, like
you're right, you should be in school, and your parents
kind of suck for not letting you just go to
school and should be here, like, go to.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
School, be normal and then you can Like, but poor girl,
she was fighting for a cause that she felt so
strong for.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I think she's still fighting for it. But in like
twenty years she'll.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Probably aware because I don't see her.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wait, can she be president?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can she? I think you have to be like.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
A certain age and you have to be born in
the US to be the president.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
She was skipping class just I said, she didn't want
to be in school. She did all that, like me
faking sick to get out of class, me faking to
be a climate change activist, to skip class to be a.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Martyr for her cause.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
After finding out about what's her name, Anthony know the
one girl who she learned how to read and it
was illegal and she actually she.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Never I guess was.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Actually know Malala Loki never fell off, like Malala is
always that girl, Greta, you fell off?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Because seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Like
we like don't like what?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
No, I support everything. Don't get me wrong, No.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I do, but like you know what I mean, Like she.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Literally was in school she learned about Malala. She was like, wait,
there's a method to the madness. I really fuck with sustainability.
Let me just see if this will get me out
of class.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And it worked.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Skipping class by netspind.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
O.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Whoa, I'm twenty seven years old.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
And I love that. No, and you're doing the right thing.
It's actually very smart where you're doing.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, actually, what you're doing here is actually really smart.
What you're doing right now is really smart.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Did you have roaches growing up?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yes, Oh my god, we had fucking roaches that would
fly around and like attack and shit like whoa, No,
they would literally come out shake water bugs, water bugs.
They would attack the fuck out of us. And I
didn't really I wasn't scared of them until I saw
my mom petrified. If you bring a roach around my mom,
she will literally like cut off an arm to get away. Well,

(36:44):
did you have roaches?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, but we had like the baby ones that like
I saw TikTok recently that was like the tiny roaches
are a signed that like the nest is huge and
it's like a huge investation. Growing up in our first house,
we had roaches and like there is a her in
kind of terror you Carrie, after having an infestation of

(37:06):
roaches that never goes away, because I feel like were
the roaches getting in your house or were the roaches
there to stay?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
They were there? We had roaches and mice.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh yeah, we had hella rats. Like I know, the
smell of a dead rat, a dead rat and a.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Cracker, dead rat and a cracker.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Like to me, it's all.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I don't know what I'm referencing. No, the girl gets
hit in the throat. No, she's walking by the pile
of doctor Pepper's and her friend a fake rat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, I have a black toilet and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I thought that was okay because I haven't seen like
anything that's come out of my body. And now when
I go to a toilet that's normal and like not
a black hole of despair. And I go to look
in because you're supposed to be looking in the toilet
to see if you're healthy. It's literally terrifying.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
But we could ask the plumber today if we can
change it.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I think I need to because it's very, very very decent,
Like it's yeah to wake up in the morning and poop.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I don't know my health because I haven't seen my
poop in literally two months since. Yeah, you can't see anything,
and I don't know the color of my pee. I
don't know when I start my period, Like.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh wait, let's have that conversation. And you took a
piss in my toilet like three nights ago. It was
it was the darkest durine I have ever seen it.
It's like bacterial vaginosin. Yeah, fishy.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh my god, that's not true. That's not true.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
We actually don't need to start the rumor that I'm
like one of those dirty, nasty girls, because I take
care of myself, like I like literally, like.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
There's maintenance, there's maintenance, there's weekly maintenance.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
And sometimes you know what, I'm in a bad place
and it's not getting the word in me. But the
bridge is back down, the people are re entering the city.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It is bustling, it is alive. My body is back.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, and it takes care of herself. But she just
had one day where that is no, it's bad.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I haven't been drinking as much water because all of
my that's not my company, those fucking binks, that's not
my company. That's not that's not my bottle.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Don't yell at us about the fucking price.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's not my bottle. They played their cards, right, that's
not my bottle. They used me. They used me, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Gonna come after them, not actually because I don't give
a fuck, but like, that's not my bottle. They just
sent me the bottle for free, against my will, against
my will.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
They found my address and they sent me things. And
I'm so happy about it.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
But that is the only way I drink water is
if I have one of those big, stupid fucking bottles
in my hand. And I've been traveling and working and
moving around a bunch, so all of my bottles have
collected in my car. And last night I was brave
and I took all of them out because seeing the
color of my pea, I was.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Like, guys, I'm going through it. Actually, no, I'm coming
out of going through, because I was.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
You're coming out.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Coming. Ah. She had no idea that song would be
huge with gay.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
People, or she did, and she had no idea it
would be huge with straight No.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I think she had that song written, she had that
song given to her right she wrote the song.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Have you all ever accidentally seen my balls and not
said anything no.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Because I would scream. I would be fucking disgusting.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Really No, I just needed to know that. Oh.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
But basically I was thinking about how.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I've seen yours and I've seen your biginie. Yeah, you've
seen me, yes, they fell out of your boxers morning.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You've seen my prickly pair. Because I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
When you see me naked and ya's got a fur ball?
I coughed up a lot of fucking I felt like
a cat years ago, yes whoa well catching fire, Hunger

(41:07):
Games and Chickmunks Chipmunks chip Wrecked were filmed on the
same beach.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Like that being is there any other slides or is
it just that scene?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Just that scene?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
That's like I wish it was more like why didn't
they all film in the same jungle because what happened
in chip Wrecked.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I don't remember that movie at all. I really want
to rewatch Shruck two, which sounds like the most like
track ass thing ever. But Shrek two was the best
movie and it was the gayest shark movie and it
was so good musically and musically, and I saw screenshots
of like the fagro of Deeo they made, and now,
after living in La, this song, I'm like, damn, I

(41:44):
really need to see this, because the best part about
living in LA is now a bunch of movies I rewatched.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I'm like, auto yeah, I literally like when I first
moved here was like I've literally been hearing Grand Theft.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Thought y'all better not play g in front of me
because I already can't shut up about the fact that
I'm from Miami if oh, like I've actually been there.
Funny because before that was there, this was there.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
It's actually a lot smaller in the game than it
is in real life.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
It's huge, you wouldn't believe it, and then you get
there in person is not that much big.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Something we don't talk about enough, And I wish Kai
was here to get berated by us because we don't
talk about this moment enough. And I saw it the
other day sand whoa was that not good?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
No one caught that? Like, Okay, I guess it was bad.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
We don't talk about Bruno. Yeah, that monstid damage. We'll
get back though.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You guys are sleeping.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Oh, but when people are commenting Bruno in the comments,
then y'all are gonna feel left down.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
But something we don't talk about enough is sand literally
falling out of Kaishu. Like he lift his foot up
and like a pound of sand dusted out fell on
the floor of our kitchen. Yeah, like it literally it
was like Thano snap like, but with his toe it
really was.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Also because it was his toes.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
It did feel like in a movie when someone starts disintegrating,
because it always starts from their.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, It's just like, was he even at the beach? Why?
And why were those your shoes at the beach? Why
where did all of that fucking come from?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
We really need to have a conversation about this with
him the next episode, and he's going to listen to this,
and he's going to try to defend himself, But don't.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Even listen to this and try to defend his honor.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Don't even try to text me about it, because we're
going to talk about this next week. Mickey seventeen. Worst
movie I've ever seen in my life?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Oh? I didn't know. You saw it already. You see
everything without me? You fucking hate me?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Worst fucking movie I have ever seen. It is a
sattire that happened five years too late, and the dick
riding I have seen for it is literally it makes
me feel dumb and stupid in my head. I love him,
I love I love the host. That was like one
of my first favorite movies ever. I remember watching over
and over and over again, so I understand, like he

(44:09):
has an obsession with like creatures, but like, how do
you go from parasite to that? Like girl?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Like I want to watch it, but like I sometimes
I hate that for creatives because when somebody makes something
that good, I'm.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Like, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I did. No matter what you do next, people aren't
gonna be happy.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
And I went into it expecting not the best movie.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Ever, but not to be satisfied.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, like I expected not. I did not expect parasite
by any means. I expected like a super americanized version
of like whatever a creature film, but like because I
saw like videos about it, but like damn I did,
it did not resonate with me at all. Like there
were points in the movie where I was like, oh,
I might actually get.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Up in well, because does every movie need to be
about like some gay, fucking like good person with an iPhone?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Wait what because you said it just like didn't like
maybe you just didn't feel like you were being shown
in it. So I'm just saying, like, if is that
what it's gonna take.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
I'm not fucking day you do the hell that you
were doing a thing. Oh it sounds like you ew hell.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
It does sound like he no show the video, Hell
up the evidence, y'all.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I got a hotel for two days because I was
expecting a crash out. I thought I was gonna like
literally be sad, and I was like, I don't want
to taint the energy of the new house with sadness.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
The crash out.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
He fully did crash out, and he crashed out over
not getting a text back, and he literally was the
craziest I've ever seen him act, and he was tweaking
out and he couldn't hear any positive reinforcements. So like,
literally the three of us were just sitting and we
were like, walk him lose his mind, and it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
But that's good.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
That means I just have to get a really nice camera,
so like for your big crash out. Oh, we're making
taxi driver too.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
No. Literally, Also, you have the video.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
On your phone and you're not gonna see it, bitch.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
But yeah, I got a hotel room for two days
to crash out because I was like dark darkness, darkness, darkness.
I didn't want to take the energy of my new home.
And I did exactly that. And then mind you, I

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get to this hotel room and I'm alone, and I
direct I go directly to the hallway closet, shut it
behind me, and sit on the floor of it for
an hour, just like in the darkness, not not being sad,
just like sitting in the darkness. And it's a nice
hotel room too. I should have explored a little bit,
should have gone by the pool.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
No, that was nice. I think the I think the
way you did it was perfect. Sitting in the closet.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, yeah, fuck, I set myself up every fucking time.
Brou I know, I just like screamed my voice away.
By the way.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No, you've been losing your voice over the past three days.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Should I like scream really loud and completely lose it?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Would you lose it?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I think yeah, I think so. And I think like
people with racipy voices are so sexy, Like imagine like
meeting all the people in New York and I'm like, hey,
that would be kind of like, um yeah, Mickey seventeen
bunk as fuck. We I saw Barbie's movie.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I have to see it.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It is so fucking good and like I.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Know, I've only heard people talk about how good it is.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It is the most like whole like feel good movie,
like cry at the end, like, uh, it was so good.
And Barbie's performance was legitimately like one of my favorite
performances I've seen. I need to see it when in
the last six months, like she went fucking ape shit,
and like not that I didn't know she had that

(48:19):
in her, but like to a certain degree, I was like,
I was genuinely shocked. I was like, Oh, she's acting
her fucking boots off, Like.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Dad, I'm so excited for like all.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Bob Trevino cuts hair.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
But my media of the week.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Next time somebody pisses you off, just set them up
to give you head, like the exact day you stop leading,
like on that day that you know, if you did
a few jumping jacks, you would like launch out like
the last membranes. Just make sure someone gives you head
right in that like radioactive state of disaster. And that
to me would be the best revenge because what you're

(48:56):
gonna be like the worst case scenarios that person walks away,
ang the are like do her pussy tasted like fucking ass?
I'm like, yeah, I was on my period, Like what.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Tastes like butty tastes like a buttle?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Well they are very close. Yeah, that's so us.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Okay, the last thing I'll say is gonna hurt Drew's feelings. Wow,
But okay, actually not really because I don't feel this
way about yours. But you know, those wine bottles with
the like the ones do you have in your room
with that flip cap, Those at a restaurant make me
feel so fucking nasty for some reason, Like I just

(49:36):
feel like a bottle shaped like that does not get
clean the amount it should be cleaned, yea, and to
the extent it should be cleaned for everyone's nasty hands
going in there. And I just think about, like when
someone has their earrings in for too long and it
cakes up and gets fucking disgusting, which is the nastiest
guy trait ever. And I'm so fucking tired of men
taking like effeminate trace and doing it and you're doing

(49:57):
it fucking nasty. You're getting a manicure of a color
too dark, but you can't see that there's dirt under
your fucking nails because you're a fucking animal and you're
not somebody who's scrubbing your fucking nails before you touch people.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Nasty fucking monster.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
And that's how I feel about men with earrings, because
they always get their ears pierced and then they never
take it out and it smells like fucking ass crack.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Of Notre Dome. It's so fucking nasty.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
But that is what I imagine for the wine bottle, Like
things at restaurants is like it was just all that
fucking gunk from naw go to restaurants and they don't
wash their hands and they touch everything, and everything is
fucking nasty and I hate those and I hate I know, sustainability.
It is the ugliest fucking thing ever. Stop cutting glass
bottles in half and making them cups, because it's not

(50:42):
a foy, it is a bottle cut in half, and
I hate those cups.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
And like the bottom of wine glasses is so ugly.
The nipple, like if I wanted to suck on a nipple,
I'd get on my fuckhone and make it happen.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He'd come to me. And if I wanted to suck
a nipple, I'd be sucking hers.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Oh that's so gross to think about.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Bobs deflated and I just have skin sacks and when
I bend over, it literally like I look like the
woman from barbering.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You know those like punching bags or yeah, that's what
I'm That's what I.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Do, and I'm not gonna do anything about it, honestly,
like for a long time, I was like, I'm gonn
get my boobs one.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I'mnna get my boobs done. Honestly, there's something like crazy
about that.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
For what?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Literally for what?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Because I'm why, I'm so fucking in my head that
I every everybody I met, I'd be like, I got
my boobs done, and then like it would be like
a useless conversation because I'm just like weirdly insecure, and
I'd be like, you can you tell I didn't want
something to my boobs because I did something to my boobs?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
You would make it interesting because you're very interesting.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Thanks, But I don't want to because it's like too
much work. Also, I genuinely think if somebody cut me
open and I woke to that, I would kill myself.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Well that's what I'm saying the drainage pipes afterwards, Like
I don't think you could handle.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
That's fucking disgusting.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
But I don't mean it's discussing like girl, if you
get your shit done like fos like I just can't
because something's wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
And every day my waking up, my whole existence feels
like uh.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
The like baralyze, I paralyzed the paralyze, paraly apparently paralyzed.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
That was just every day.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
The reason I think I smoke so much is because
last year I became so just like disconnected, and I
think about how often I called myself stupid. It was
fully just because I know too much and I don't
want to talk. I literally don't want to talk about anything.
And every day my existence has felt like at least
one moment I wake up and I come to and

(52:32):
I'm like, apparently the paralyzed, that flusher bones of flusher
modes of flusher modes.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Of lusher bones. That is what my existence feels like.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Literally.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
But yeah, I really hate those restaurant nasty bottles. They're
so fucking I also hate, like a restaurant dispenser, the
plastic ones that like have the spring that they really
don't work. And you know that whoever touched it last
because you're about to do the same fucking thing is
dig their hands in there. And I just think about
how dirty. So I never use the top napkins because

(53:00):
also those top naps against all the plastic, So like,
if I use napkins from something like that, I'll make
sure to use the center of the napkins. From the
ones laid under it, because the side ones have already
ripped across and wiped down this fucking plastic controversy.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
You know what I hate is the soap dispensers that
you have to go you have to touch. Yeah, you
hit them, you or you hit it like with your
palm and it squirts it out those because every once
in a while, my fingers will graze like the mechanism
underneath and it's like dried cake like soap that's been

(53:33):
there for months, if not years, it's never been cleaned,
and it'll flake into the palm of my hand. I
hate that. Hate that. Also. I hate wet countertops more
than anything in the world. Like literally, a wet sink
will make me lose my fucking mind. Like oh, because
all I can think, eh.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Is the germs residing in the pool. Yeah, like pol
is the body of the water, the body. The bodies
of water hold water hold back to you, or the
body of these water hold bacteria.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
The brain, the body keeps the score. Everything about that.
Think about that.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
But yeah, I with all my time to myself in
my brain, I have thought a lot about all the
things that I thought were normal, and they're not because
I don't think anybody should feel that way about wine bottles,
but I'm sure someone out there feels that they get it.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Room Sid con Way that Enya might be into bestiality
fucking with a goat like me. Okay, Enya's koochy tastes

(54:46):
like laptops.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Sounds good to me.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
BPD, bpd this bpd that I want to be putting
this pee on his d Okay, that was from Gray Star.
They asked me to call.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Them Gurger Gray Star Enterprises. That's what that sounds like.
Your face right now, like for what you're looking up
versus like the face of seriousness. You have the face,
This is the face of seriousness.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Someone emailed me. So, my best friend and I went
to Oaklawn in Dallas on Friday the twentieth. Around one am,
we realized her phone was gone. We were so fixated
on the missing phone, not even because it was an
iPhone sixteen, but because we had waited over a month
for our emergency intercom cases that were back ordered. We
finally got them. I have the Annue one, she had

(55:42):
the Drew one, and her phone went missing. All we
could think about the phone case is gone. iPhone sixteen replaceable,
the case devastated. Anyways, we didn't end up finding her phone.
We didn't end up finding her phone, and by the
next morning we realized her while it was gone to
she literally got pickpocket in a gighborhood.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Well, we should send we should send her case.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah, we should.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'm literally such a good person. What the fuck? Like
what I hear stories like that and genuinely I think
send her case. No, that is crazy.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Also, how did you not notice your walt being so
caught up about the case that you don't.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Realize your whole fucking wall is missing.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Also, I think like you are the type of person
if your phone went missing, you would destroy the night.
I think if my phone went missing, the night could
go on. And honestly, the MC no, but I might
get better.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I would not destroy the night. I really, if I
was drunk, I would not destroy the night.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Oh if you were drunk, but you're never drunk anymore,
so you would destroy the night.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Straight. Pubic hair scares me so bad. That is not
a bush, That is a weeping willow.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Right right, I'm gonna pull your pants down.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I just read one that just like physic like made
me cringe.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Umm, oh my god, imagine it was yours that made
him cringe.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Oh yeah, if we weren't Brockhampton, if we weren't Brockhampton
stands together. Please don't say we go way back.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Me when I was the colonel of Brockhampton.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Mmm, I'm a fly a lucky follower out to my
house to fuck them. Okay, I'm a fly a lucky
follower out to my house to tell them my theories.
Would you break up with your boyfriend if you found
out he could do the splits? Yes? Ups, United, Penis

(57:40):
Services dropping dick off daily.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Okay enough.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I want to wax pussy for a living, but I'm
scared of fuck. Oh wait, I want to I want
to wax pussy for a living, but I'm scared I'm
gonna eat one and get fired. That's literally me. Okay, well,
my media media, Sorry, all those say ups suck.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
No, that was awesome. I can't think of anything relationships
by him. Loved that song.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yeah, I was about to say that.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
A no, no immediately No, okay, wait, actually I'll just
go through the first six songs. I Touch, I Touched,
roses By Book of Love were almost there. Michael Jose
Somebody Loves Me Sister Sledge.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
But Sisters four or five four and Borderline by Madonna.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I'm Borderline Personality Disorder by Madonna. I really have only
been listening to Salem like.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Only that's a really scary lot.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I know, I know it's it's like normally when I
listened to it like it feels, I can't. I can't
say that the reason why I listened to it, But
there's there's the normally when I'm listening to Salem, there's
a reason, but I don't have that reason this time,
and I'm listening to it just for fun and I
kind of love it.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh that is awesome. Was it a sad reason?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
No, I'd like no reason at all. Really, I just
like it. Asia by Salem, Red Lights by Salem. I
really like, uh, not much of a life. It's not
much jove a lifely Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, is that Lana?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
No, it's Salem. Oh no, they sampled Rihanna, Oh hey, Dan,
I like this song Thrown Around by James Blake, Hell
of a Ride by Nourished by Time, and then gay

(01:00:06):
Guy by DJ Assault And just know there have been
a major there was a major event that happened in
La that we can't talk about because Kai decided to
fucking ditch us today. But we'll talk about it next week.
We'll go into it. But just know I'm a star.
I'm talented. People want to sit and look at me

(01:00:27):
in my fucking face and tell me I can't sing
when I can get on stage in front of sixteen
hundred people in flawlessly, flawless.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I want to be me, be me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I'm on my Chris breathe, breathe, flawlessly sing Kitty Cat
and countdown.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
And just how do you beat?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Since he was eight, since he was on America's Got Talent? Wait,
I just put something together that I can't say until
after the podcast, and you're gonna die laughing. Yeah, but yeah,
but okay, thank you guys so much for tuning in.
We'll never leave you again, that is the lie. We

(01:01:08):
will one day. We will one day soon probably we
will probably vanish and there may never be us ever again,
but there are fuck me fuck we may leave one

(01:01:28):
day very soon, and I'm soft launching the demise of
the podcast. But I love you. That's not true, that's
not true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Who would you believe me? True?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I bet who does it better me? All right, piecea
la Bye guys,