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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Calm.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
If you hear a screaming cat in the background, it's
actually Josh.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, Josh is going through this.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Weird He's in this furry phase right now. Actually, he's
coming into Halloween.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is selling furry masks.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's so sid I actually want to get one.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I want to get one and customize it for the
fun of it, Like that would.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Be fine fun.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Come up here.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Bro also is on his furry ship right now. He's
about to You might be able to see him in
frame right now. Josh, he's like being really weird, but like.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The worst cat on the planet. I no, I can't say.
Look at how handsome he is, Drew, like, he's really handsome.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Boy was not getting him handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Look, I'm making more than enough space for you, Like
this is enough space for you, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, y'all o cat. So I went to another psychic
Oh yeah, I got got again. It was literally horrible.
It actually didn't give me like psychosis like it did
last time, but I had a horrible experience and it

(01:31):
was so fucking annoying because literally every one of my
friends that went to this guy was like he is
the greatest psychic ever, Like he's the real deal. He's
very nice, he's very chill, he's very calm, he's very collected,
like he'll tell you how it is. He's blunt and honest.
But like everything he's ever told us has come true.

(01:53):
So I was like, oh, bitch, I'm gonna fucking go,
like I'm gonna do that shit. It started out normal,
like the first like ten or fifteen minutes were like
all about me. It was like super chill. It was like, well,
that's what a psychic is supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
But like the way you phrased it was like it
was super chill. It was all about me.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But oh yeah no, because they don't fucking know what.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, yeah, I guess I'm thinking that like I really happened.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Like literally, guys, like at one point he literally tells me,
oh yeah, by the way, in the next four years,
there's gonna be a gay holocaust.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's like funny.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's literally not funny, but it's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's a crazy thing to say in the middle of us.
Also crazy thing to say because in this climate, it
like it's not like a psychic saying that is not
like you're crazy. It's like wait, wait, wait, wait, back up,
because like what what exactly are you saying? Now?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Did I write four years down in my journal? Because
if he's right, like I need to give him.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
As fund like when a lottery ticket, you're.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm gonna be dead?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, oh wait, well no we'll be we're married.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it it got really really fucking dark very quick.
And there's a lot of things that he said that
I am just genuinely not comfortable repeating because it was
some of the darkest, most horrifying words I've ever been
that have ever been spoken towards me. And I'm sorry
for bringing it up, but like it was like like

(03:29):
dark sided as fuck, like he was talking about like
killing kids and shit like it was. It was fucking
oh my god, dude, I need to like report him
to someone.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
He recently probably got prescribed like vivans or adderall, and
since there's such a huge shortage, he just got math.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Also, he got up like halfway through, not even halfway through,
like third twenty minutes in and got up and pissed
with the door open, Yes, the door was open, loud
as fuck, like pissed and was talking to me while
he was pissing, and I was like, babe, I don't know,
like why we're browing down like this. And then he

(04:06):
went to his kitchen, grabbed a cigarette, made a cup
of espresso and then was like, I'm gonna go smoke
a cigarette and have an espresso. Mind you on the clock,
on the fucking clock. And he was like do you
want Do you want a cigarette with me? Do you
want to espresso with me? And I was like no,
but I'll come sit out there with you. And then
on the porch.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wait, you sat out on the porch with it?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, what the fuck he asked me to? And he
smoked that cigarette blew it all in my face and
then he was like what He was like, I really
And then he started talking about himself and was like
I need to stop smoking. I need to stop smoking.
And then I was like yeah, like it's not good
for you. And he was like yeah, but what's even
worse are those vapes like they put water in your lungs?

(04:48):
And I was like yeah, true he was he oh.
He also said I don't I don't know how we
got here, but this motherfucker literally like started talking about
like anti vaccine mentality and was like, yeah, like if
I had my kids.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
He just came at you randomly with his conservative day
like he was like, who finally final.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I can be myself with Alex Jones. He is an
anti vaxer and loves Joe Rogan. I don't know what why.
I mean, I'm wearing camo, but like, but look at
my legs, like there's duality, there's balance here. But like,
I don't know why people see me.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Do you think it's because you say you're from Texas?
I's oh my god, thank god, But like, girl, you're
a gay motherfucker who lived in LA for eight years.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey no, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
But like, you're at a psychic.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I know literally, And I also told him like.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Not to and listen. There's no sexuality rules with psychics
as far as I'm aware, So straight guys can go
to psychics.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
But if you're going to a psychic, that's like having
a birthday on.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, if the straight guy is going to a psychic,
that should be like and then he ends up manipulating
a woman, woman, that should be manipulate manipulating a woman,
it should be like counted as like premeditation. Like if
there's like track record that a man goes to therapy
randomly and then leaves very soon after and hurts a

(06:15):
woman's feelings, Like it's I don't know, small claims Court.
I've been working on things.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I have been thinking. You have theories, I have theories.
Where do I take my theory?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Where do I take my theories about small claims? Court?
Being kind of gaggy?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
But yeah, that like was genuinely terrifying.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I cannot believe that, dude, you.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Have I have the worst luck with people.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, Like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I literally don't know what it is because guys, I
cannot like explain to you enough how recommended this guy
was to me, like they literally like all of my
friends were like it was life changing, like it was
genuinely life changing. And then this guy just like spoke
to me like in conspiracies said Obama was bad, and
I was like, girl, what what is happening? Like, what

(06:58):
is fucking happening?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Like? And you paid him?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I paid him. I paid him, and I did think
I overpaid him by one hundred dollars, but I got
corrected because Zamar underpaid. But I thought I thought I
got overcharged, So I was like, girl.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
He charged you an extra hundred dollars for listening.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, like literally for me, Like, oh my god, he
literally said nothing about me. He said nothing about me.
He was like no, he was like November on and
for two years, they will be the luckiest years of
your life. High risk, high reward. And that's all I took.
And then he told me. He told me, He told
me I need to go walk on the beach. And
then he was like, oh, but make sure make sure
it's at night. Make sure it's at night. And I

(07:42):
was like, oh, because of like the energy, like the
energy with the moon will be like it'll be better energy.
And he was like no, it'll be easier to park.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Was like, no, what is happening to me?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
The energy?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
The energy that's my chit right there. Yeah, Like damn, dude.
You know what's crazy is I absolutely never get that.
I don't think I've ever been.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Berated.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah yeah, Like I can't, like I really can't think
of a time I've been cornered like that. And I
don't know what my reaction would be because I think
it's easy for people to assume you would like stand
your ground and like speak your mind.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
But oh I did. Don't get it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's why you charge you that extra time, you.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Know, literally, don't get it twisted. I did push back,
but I learned very quickly that like if he said
some outrageous shit and I pushed back on it, he
would be like to debate Yeah, no, no, no, not
at all. He wouldn't debate me at all. He would say,
like some heinous shit. I would be like, hey, don't
say that, and then he would be like, okay, think
of a number and like would just like That's how

(08:56):
he would And that's how I figured out how to
get it to like me like is he would like,
uh uh.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You got charged, like you got charged money to go
play mind games with this.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Literally I can.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
See your mind literally like you saw his. Maybe you
were such a powerful soul.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
He did guess that you would go to South Carolina
a bunch, he said, A bunch of North Carolina, North Carolina,
North Carolina. He did like say a bunch of things
to me very early and very quickly, where I was like,
oh whoa, Like, how the fuck do you know that?
Like it was, it was, it was pretty creepy.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
So okay, he's just like an evil guy with powers,
with like superpowers.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Like why is because I wish I could tell you
what he was saying, but I'm just genuinely not comfortable
repeating it. But like, anyways, yeah, I went to a sidekick.
It was fucking horrible, worst experience of my life. And
I paid it. I paid him. I still paid him.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Of course you didn't. Azool, by the way, is being
so fucking annoying, because we should clarify. It's like twelve
thirty in the middle of the night. We go to
New York in the morning for fashion week, and Azula
is angry as fuck because I'm supposed to be in bed,
You're supposed.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
To be in bed. And I didn't interact with him
that much today.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's a lonely guy. I think I want to get
him a brother. But also like Azul's too old.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So he would fuck up. He would literally fuck up
a baby, like he would give them bad habits And okay, no,
he's I love him. Yeah, he's said I'd take a
bullet for him, but he sucks. He's like objectively a
bad cat.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
He's just like I don't know story.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
All of my plans, all of my furniture, he throws
up on my.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Something's wrong with you. You should go back to the
psychic because now this is your second interaction with the psychic.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Maybe I am the problem. No, I think I need
to go to a third sidekick and pay them three
hundred dollars to scream at me again.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Damn dude, I'm really trying to think of I guess
the only thing similar to that that I had happened
recently was me, Rain and my two younger siblings went
to an escape room and Drew. You had plans like
we were all at them all Drew went off our
other friend. I think Sabrina was supposed to join us

(11:28):
or something, but she bailed. And these escape rooms is like, oh,
there's always seven to eight people in it, and if
your friends don't fill it out, they add other people
if they want to like join it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Bitch, he's eating caboys, he's eating cables.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Sorry, my cat is literally like destroying my life going.
But she got paired with this couple and they're like
an older couple, but it seems like they're dating. It
doesn't seem like they've been together for a long time.
There's a bit of an age gap. I would if
I had to guess, the woman had to have been

(12:09):
like thirty four and the guy was like forty two
or something, and the vibe was fucking insane. She just
sucked so bad but was like begging to lead and
like just kept doing the thing where you end up
in an escape room with somebody who's like.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Really, there was a woman president.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I didn't even think about that, and she was cly
on her period. Yeah, I was gonna, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Imagine it was like imagine a woman on her period getting.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Codes, getting cuticle codes, yes, the cuticle code, yes, and
say that shit with your what chest? And oh my god,
the door. But basically this woman was being insane. In
my theory was that she was trying to prove to
her boyfriend that if he cheated on her, she would
find out. Like the whole thing felt like he was

(13:06):
not interested by any fucking means. He couldn't give a
fuck to be there. He was on his phone, he
was in the corner. At one point he left, and
she's like really really in it, but she's no offense.
I love her so much, like I don't even know her,
but I spent an hour with her, so in that world,
I love her, but like, just the fuck, oh my

(13:28):
god about her?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
The game. Okay, we're back. We recorded like twenty twenty
five minutes of this episode and only got ten minutes,
so I don't know what at all was lost, but
let's keep going, like.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Let the universe eat it, you know, yeah, keep it.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
You ended just for us. You ended on that woman,
the woman that was talking about or in the escape room.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh, I.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Went to an escape room and it was no, no, no,
like you got through that story.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I got through.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, oh I.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Think I don't know anyways, I was like done with that.
But my new topic is I think I am just
born to be a contrarian in like the worst way,
and I'm just gonna have to live with that because
I have on record last year how badly I wanted

(14:26):
to see the VMAs, Like I spent eighty US fucking
dollars on a bunch of streaming services just trying to
watch it live. Could not figure it out for the
life of me. You couldn't have made me give a
fuck this year. I know, when I opened TikTok and
I saw that, I was like, I don't give up.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What's crazy?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Enya is?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Literally this year was the first time. I think I
had fomo of the VMAs, like watching all the clips
back on like the Instagram, like the VMA's Instagram, I
was like, Okay, Conan Gray Torpus, Like at one point,
that was crazy. Tate McCrae went ballistic dancing around in

(15:13):
that fucking dusty ass sand I was like, she's like
a performer, Boots, like it was crazy. Then everybody else
that is kind of like good.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I just like, I love Conan. I loved that outfit
so much to the sailor outfit that he walked.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
With were not giving because did that one TikToker turned
musician sing.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's like, at this point, I'm not kidding sing literally everyone,
So I'm like, that could be any.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Tik Tucker turned actor, TikToker turned musician, I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Ship and if I got I got the deal with
the Devil, don't be manifest sign it. Like that's literally
how I feel like. I love to be an actor.
I'd love to be the most mid actress you've ever
seen in your goddamn life. That would literally be awesome
for me.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Like you remember when we auditioned for those roles. I
would kill to see those audition tapes and myself, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
What, person like I think the people who are brave
enough to post audition audition tapes, give them the fucking.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, give them the key to the city, give them
a gun in war.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Because you have to be you know what. No one
believes in themselves more than that person in Jojosi, like
those people Jojo Si, you are like, it's just this
level of like, I'd actually rather gauge my fucking eyeballs
out with dull sporks than post an audition tape. Even

(16:59):
if there's like a world where I did an audition
tape and I got the part. Bitch, I got the part.
If you want to see me, do it walk to
the part. Don't like, don't don't humiliate me.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I know that's fucked up. You know what, I'm realizing
we lost one of the funniest bits that's ever happened
on this podcast. Ever, what I can't even I can't.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I mean, we have it, like with that audio, so
we'll have it and we can put it on Patreon.
It'll just be the worst audio ever.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I can't even bring myself to say it. But guys,
I discovered a new evil in this world. I think
it's one of the most evil things to ever happen
to this world, and I'm just not realizing it and
some of y'all might even exist inside of it. But
I think loft apartments are dark sided. I think they're

(17:50):
very inhumane. I think they like an industrial loft apartment
with like the duct work above. That's creepy. No human
deserve to live like that. On top of it, I
can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Like god, it's it's crazy what we get sold as
a vibe, Like, we get sold so many things that
are just.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Like, well, bio hazard.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
It is like, yeah, that's that can't be good for you.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
The dust, yeah, the dust of it all. Like the
open floor plan, like no walls. I'm sorry, that's another
thing in open concept.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I think you should go to jail.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
An open concept house is crazy, Like, I know, you
need four walls, you need four walls, you need a room.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Every house has four No I'm.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Saying for a room, like you need four walls. My god, Oh.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, a room is four walls. Okay, I know what
you mean. But I feel like most open concept houses
I'm thinking of, like the living room and dining room
are kind of coexisting. You know what, I don't know.
I think I do agree only be no, I do agree.
I do agree every house I'm like, now that i'm

(18:59):
thinking about it, every home that I've been in that
has that commingled.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Also turn the fucking TV off.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, the TV does not need to be on.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Turn it off, turn it down on and people have
their phone still and then like people are talking and
it's like the kind of overstimulation that isn't even good
because I didn't pick what's on the TV. I'm not
picking the conversation, and I'm like, I'm not in control,
Like turn something off.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I do think I will be a person once and
if I own a home where the TV will always
be on.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I was, I mean, that's okay depending on where it lands.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Like it's gonna be gay porn obviously on the screen.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's like.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
A homophobic of you to say anything negative about that.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Any kind of porn would be fucking weird, dude, that's
like you're a porn addict. Yeah, that's the vibe. You know.
What's crazy is like there is definitely someone out there
who has like a small TV in their room or
like in a room that always has something like that
playing and they're like.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's so like that's what that's what a goon is.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, but you know what I mean, you know exactly
what kind of person. Yeah, I'm not talking about septum
is pierced, not even the scept No, that's different. This
is like some like bastard motherfucker who just is like annoying.
Is they're just annoying. They could recognize a single stitch
on a T shirt. Fuck you. Like that kind of

(20:32):
person has like poorn playing on a TV twenty four
to seven and then like a pink light on and
it's like, oh, that's it's hard. I'm really scared.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
But yeah, loft apartments are cursed, open concepts are cursed.
I'll be a person with a TV playing all the time.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
But what's going to be on the TV?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like actually basketball, okay, I love basketball.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
That sucks. Like I don't know, like HGTV is a
better answer to me? TLC No, TLC has some like
actually even HGTV is pushing it like that.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
What's on TLC anymore?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
TLC is like very voyeuristic, right, It's yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's the whole. It's like it's supposed to be like
the Learning channel. Ho, I'm learning that half of your batshit.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Evil for consuming this ship, learning.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
That I'm low key obsessed with being a fly on
the wall.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, I need to see it all.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I want to see everything. Also, new age reality TV
is obviously like streamers, but I don't want to be
this person. But I don't think anybody under eighteen should
be streaming, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh no, no, no, like I thought you meant. I
thought you meant like Netflix and shit, but you mean
like Twitch.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, Like that's new age reality TV because it's people
getting fully invested in this person's life. Except it's actually
what people always assumed reality TV would be. So so
many people are like remote now with it, Like they're.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Like so many people are going to know they're like
on the go.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, they're like out in. Oh yeah, not remote, they're
like out in as.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
So many people are going to develop like voyeurism kinks
from that ship and they're not even realizing it.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I would go as far as to say, I remember
going on like Twitch marathons, Like going on a live
stream marathon is not a new thing. That was the
thing on like you now, Like I think I've like
attempted that before, like.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Anyone would stream for like multiple days in a.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Row, which is crazy, like crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
You would be like sleeping on stream and like.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's like insane. Not not any commentary on her doing it,
because I.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Think you have to be a fucking crazy person to
sleep on stream.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
But not only that, Like it's crazy how that get's
normalized and I'm like, guys, seriously, some alone time is necessary,
But now we've gone to this weird place of people
are so alone, but they're constantly with someone in some
odd way, whether it's like streaming or like on face time,
which I remember growing up that was a thing of.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Like remembering your laundry.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
No no, not face like facetiming and going to sleep
and staying on FaceTime Like.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Do you remember did we do that?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I don't know if we ever.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't think we ever did.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like I would do that with like people I had
a crush on. Now now to me, oh my.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Leave me alone, territorial percessive.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Demonic spirit who is attempting to haunt me, Like oh
my god, you're literally trying to haunt me, like you're
trying to haunt my days and my nights. Like that's crazy.
Why would you ever want to be on the phone
with somebody for that long? And then I'm like, damn,
there are people who keep up with a stream that
whole time, and I'm like, oh, that kind of makes
me bummed because I'm like, I'm glad you're not alone,

(24:04):
but like this is really crazy, Like this is insane.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
If you're a grown ass man watching a twitch streamer,
you're gay. Yeah, period, Actually no, no, I don't think so. No,
that's it's like I saw in Mills make a video
saying that if you're a man and you're born in

(24:29):
the month of May, you're gay. Let alone the first
week of May. Like that's the gayest week to be born.
That's a girl's week to be born. Really shit, I've
ever heard. It's on the same level for me. If
you're grown ass.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
A few guys born in the first week of.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
May gay, all of them.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, I don't think any.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Of them are gay, but they are.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, in spirit, one can be gay in spirit. What
was that girl? That girl who was arguing that about
fucking lesbians, I like should not be Like do you
know about that? There's there's this like girl, I am
like so far detached but like just cracks me up
because I can't believe people say crazy shit again, like

(25:17):
fucking shoot, don't shoot the messenger in terms of like
saying saying crazy shit is bad. But she she was
like making some comment. Oh, she was basically implying that,
like you can't say if you're gay or lesbian because
you never know, like if you're a lesbian, the right
man might show up for you, like, which is like, okay,

(25:38):
I guess in that world, Like, yeah, the right person
can show up for anybody. Like in that world, like
the aliens can actually show up in November and like
do whatever they want and party till the like break
it down, Like I don't want.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Party to the roof of dawn.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Party till the roof falls off.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
M party till the floor caves in. That's another goaded
d what's up? People might have died. Actually I don't know,
but they were at like a house party and like
they were dancing and the floor collapsed into the basement.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
But I just saw I know what you're talking.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I just saw recently that one of the guys that
fell into the basement. Their underwear got hooked on a
banister and they got like like the Ultimate Wedgie They
fell like six feet and he got hooked by his underwear.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Stuff like that sounds like, Oh, you know what's fucked
up is I don't know if do kids have like
weird fake lie stories that they got told anymore? Like
are there they still.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Turn the lights on in the car the cops completely over.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, like that has to be.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh, that's definitely still a thing, especially now with millennial parents.
They're all fucking liars and snakes.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh my god, I would love to be a parent
to lie to my kid. I've always said that though.
Oh that just sounds fun. I love flying the kids.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm gonna go up to im and be like, you
have cancer. I'm sorry, I need to start to go
fund me for.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Me that goes into my Apple cash. I think if
my kid was like eight and they wanted to like
start drop shipping things and scamming kids at school, I
would follow them on that journey. Really, yeah, someone's gonna do.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It to him. Drop shipping is like fairly normal.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
But at this point yeah, I mean by then, I
guess he'll be old news. Drop shipping will be old
news by then, Like I will be so fucking curious
and ironically, how many in real life shopping experiences there
even will be by the time we have kids who
are conscious enough to go.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
The first like school hustle was like selling like candy
and chips at school, and then it evolved into selling
fake AirPods at school, and now it's giving words. Yeah, yeah,
they're selling cart nights at school.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Do they literally sell like carts and puff bars and
Eric Cartman?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Has anyone said that?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Has anybody made an Eric Cartman cart?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Somebody that's so easy?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's too Well, yeah, no, I need to find them.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, guys, I've caved and I finally bought La Boo Boos,
and I think they're fake. I love them, But yeah,
I caved and I finally bought La Boo Boos. I
wasn't doing it because I wasn't buying them because I
thought they were like stupid. I just wasn't buying them

(28:39):
because they didn't resonate with me. I support a blind
box with my whole heart. I think blind boxes are
very special and I will start my own one day
very soon, coming soon. But never got into the Laboo Boos.
They didn't hit for me, But I was on what
not because my twin sister was doing like a what

(29:02):
Not live stream selling things, so I like downloaded the
app because I wanted to watch her and support her,
and I clicked on the top live stream I saw,
and it was a guy opening the laboo boos, pulling
them out of the labooboo packaging, and then showing it
and then starting like a live bid. And if you
don't know what whatnot is, it's like eBay mixed with

(29:26):
like TikTok live streams, where like people are like selling
things on there and you can bid live and there's
like a ten second period where you can bid, and
this dude will just like open a laboo boo and
be like, okay, guys, I'm starting the bid, and it
starts at zero dollars and then it goes up very
quickly to fifty dollars. I sat in there for literally

(29:46):
twenty minutes. He sold seventy four of those things for
no less than forty five dollars. Each one of them
sold for some of them sold for eighty dollars. It
was fucking crazy, and I was like, oh damn, there's
like real money in this. My first labuobuo purchase was
fully an accident. I accidentally won a fucking bidding war. Okay,

(30:07):
but like for forty eight dollars, I bought a fucking.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Open to a bidding war, Like did you accident?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
No? No, no, they make it so easy to fucking bid,
like I accidentally swiped the button in the bottom, like
it was fucking crazy. I was like, I literally just
accidentally spent forty eight dollars on probably a fake fucking
labuo boo. It's probably fake for like legitimately, Like I
don't even if.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It's fake or not, though, but I'm sure there's ways
to tell. Because I was at.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
It had it has like a letter on it and
like a tramp stamp with a letter. I got one. Yeah,
it has like a question mark tramp stamp, but yeah,
and like a bead.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Oh it does. Yeah, because I took the X one,
so I have the X laboom.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh yeah, I didn't even tell you. I bought a
second one. But I thought the X was chic because
I was like, oh, if I ever have a kid
named like, if I ever have a kid, I want
to name them Zeno. And I was like, oh, like Xeno.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is that for real?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah? X And no, that's not Xeno and Mantis, like
Xeno Moore.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's going to soon be considered a form of child abuse,
because who the fuck is taking Zo. I'd be like,
I'm being the living shit out Amantis. Mantis is getting
beat the fuck up by me, Gonna break her fucking.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You didn't even think about Karma. You didn't even you
don't remember Karma, Karma, Mantis and Zeno. The three fucking
suit the boy and the boy is going to be
older to protect the little girls.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Two girls one Zeno. Yeah, you said the two girls
are going to protect the little boy.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
No, I said the boy is going to be older
to protect the little girls. Do you remember my yeasies
in like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, I had the turtle
dove Yasis and I think they were called like the Pirates.
They were the easy three fifties.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
You're like, the more you add on, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I you know, I would know, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
The numbers and names and stuff. I would have to
see a picture.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's what I'm doing. Well, I paid a lot of
money for these shoes.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I paid. I paid a lot of money, and I
was like, oh, the more money I spend, the less
or the more likely they're going to be real. So
like it was these like I bought the O G
Turtle doves and I bought a black pair as well,
and like I spent as shit and it was in
the peak of the fucking hype, and I, like I

(32:29):
in my head, I was like, oh, the more money
I spent, the like they'll they're obviously going to be real.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
The olden way of navigating online.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, of course, Like
these are real. Those were the most fake shoes I've
ever seen in my life. And like I fully fully
would walk around in them thinking they were real, Like
I own that ship. I would tell people they were real,
Like these.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Were No, I never I'm not kidding, Like I never
questioned it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, Like I was like, these are fucking real. I
like saw them. I went back to Texas, like randomly,
and my parents like had moved out of the house
and like they kept those like in a storage unit
and I saw them. Bitch, they looked like fucking dust.
They looked like the balls of hair that Azula leaves
in the fucking corner of the staircase. Like literally, like
they like what have they just.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like disintegrated or they were just like worn to death.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, they were worn to death, and they just looked
like shit, Like they just looked fake, like they literally just.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Looked wish you took a picture like brought them back.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I know, I'm going to see if I can find
them in the storage unit again, because like it was hilarious,
but like, no shade, these are kind of chic, Like
I kind of.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Like I was, I'm not gonna lie to you. I
was just about say the complete opposite. I was gonna.
I was gonna say, I can't believe those got sold,
like those are like I.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Mean, for the time though they were, they these were
really Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
That was during the era of like Karachi's. Yeah, like
so it was like that shape was a yeah. But
then like those Balenciaga's, the ones that looked like socks
came out and it was a time you just.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Had to be you had to be there. I had
to be there.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, you had to be cognitiant, Like cognizant is that
the word question work? Yeah? Right right, Esthetician, Oh my god,
you did remember? Oh was that like did we lose that? Oh? God, damn?
It was that the thing that you were like we lost.
Oh that's so awful.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
But yeah, I that ask got scammed. I've been scammed
a few times in my life, but that one just
popped in my head recently.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I got scammed. My first time getting scammed was for
my friend Patrese's birthday in like eleventh grade. We would
always like we were really into joking about like hype
beast culture, and I wanted to get him a real
babe zip up because like obviously as much as we

(34:49):
were joking about it, we knew it was because deep down,
like we wish we could have that. And I found
like a resale one for like one fifty, which I
think was like two cheap for what it was supposed
to be.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
But it was like I zipped all the way up.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, and but it was like kind of beat up
and like so I was like this might be real, bitch.
That shit was such a scam. I was so fucking mad.
I was literally so mad because also that was like
a lot of money. That was me Like I was.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's a ship ton of money still.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, And I was like bawling out because I had
like that was like a friend or that's a friend
I've known since like, oh my god, I've known. It's
been since like second grade or something. So I was like, oh,
this is like funny because we like got close that year. Bitch,
they scam me. So then I never bought a gift
for anybody ever again because I'm so mad. And now
I just like I don't get people gifts. Yeah, I

(35:41):
don't believe in like the.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Those kinds of simply not true.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I know, I know, I just can't stop buying gifts.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I know, like me and you are gift. I like,
I hate receiving gifts, but I love giving gifts. I
like the idea of someone getting something for me, like
like annoys. It's literally not true. I love getting gifts,
but like the performance that you have to put on

(36:09):
is so scary. Like I wish I could get a
gift and be like, oh my god, thank you so much,
and that vie enough, but it's like never enough, like
it'll never be enough. But like giving someone a gift
and watching them have to perform, I'm like, yeah, dance,
like perform, baby, like do it.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Don't play with myne.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Don't play with that.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
He chants me to go to bed so bad, bro,
he's like, actually so annoying. Mmm, yeah, I don't like.
I don't like getting gifts at all. It makes me
so uncomfortable. I'd much rather just buy something that I want. Yeah,
but no, like getting a good gift obviously makes me happy,
and I'm lucky enough that, like I have friends who
like shore me in gifts, but it does always like

(36:49):
I hate when somebody like is trying to product what
I want. I'm like, you should already know, not even that.
I'm just like, don't get me something, because I'm also
just like I half to be even I have to
do it back. I must, I must, I must, I must,
I must, I must.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
That's why I give everyone gifts is because I'm like.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Can you get gifts back?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
And if you do that to ten people, you get
ten gifts?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes, then I guess you have to invest in giving
out ten gifts.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah. No. I was telling someone the other day where
I was like, I was like, I literally would I
mean this is this is literally not a hot take
at all, but like literally make something for me, like
draw write a fucking letter that that's so cute, do
a cute little drawing or some shit like put some
heart in it. I don't need a material gift, yea

(37:36):
in earthly pleasure, that's my unless it's like sick at
fucking super custom.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Like, unless it's like super rare, super vintage, super like eclectic.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I have never thought to spend my own line exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm kind of in the vibe of I'm definitely asking
for bed sheets this year. I usually ask for because
it's getting around that time, like we gotta start thinking
about what we're going to ask people.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I can't. That's so scary. I don't want anything. I'm
so like not passionate about life in general that like
the idea of like thinking about telling someone what to
get me is horrifying. I don't even want to be alive.
So it's like, oh, you're going to get me a gift,
I'm just gonna kill myself next year. Anyways, you're going
to get it back, babe. I cannot believe I got

(38:25):
addicted to bidding on what not, Like I really I
really did. But I kind of like was fucking with
people a little bit, where like I would just make
the bid go higher in those ten seconds so they
would have to spend more.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Like I became evil I had a whole or I.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Guess, like once you accidentally bid, you just went.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I was pissed. I was I wanted It's like hurt people.
Hurt people like I did not want to spend forty
eight fucking dollars, so I'm gonna make other people spend.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You wouldn't be doing it again anyway, So how badly
did you not want to?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I got addicted to it. I literally got addicted to you.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Do you think you'd be the kind of person who's
really addicted to like the casino?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, I don't have that in me.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm likely I feel like I'm kind of too lazy,
Like what do you mean I have to go somewhere?
Like and I'm somebody who like I I like, I
love shopping and whatnot, but like I really just I
don't understand, like at least with like an arcade, Like yeah,
I know I'm gonna get candy, Like I'm down to
spend one hundred dollars to get a sour straw, I

(39:28):
guess or something like that. One hundred dollars includes like
the tickets and then also like a snack and a drink,
And I'm like, whoa like that sounds amazing, but a
casino what it's I'm gonna smell like shitty butt cigarette
fuck and lose money.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, I've I've gambled twice in my life and I'm
up all time, so I'll never gamble again like at
a casino.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I mean that's like me with Fortnite. The last time
I played was a victory roy El, and I haven't
picked up good sense. I got that crown.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I keep that ground on me. I keep that crown
on me, Crown Royale.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I just wish like something was actually No, there's like
a lot to look forward to. Life has only just
begun for a lot of us, and I refuse to
be a part of the pessimism.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I've decided you created the pessimism. You were the the
co creator and the devil nah me and that Namel
whacking side advice side.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Oh. I give everyone else like for their own ventures
and life optimism for the most part, at least in
my like circle. Everyone else like. I feel like I'm
a great cheerleader for but for like myself and GP
literally get the fuck out of my face, GP, General Public.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I never heard of that GDP domestic product. What GDP
gross domestic product.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
It's like the GDP of a country is like seventeen.
A hot car.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'm gonna smoke like I love him.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I love being in a hot car. Okay, guys, we're back.
I love a hot car, I really do. I love
sitting in a hot car. I love getting in a
hot car in a summer day and sweating reminds me
I'm alive.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I don't know why that's something you like, because to me,
it's like, actually the worst part of a day. Also, recently,
all I can think about is how every car only
has one person in it.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh. When I pointed that out to you, did that
that literally greened you out?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Like or you You've said that a few times and
I've just been like whatever. But I think it was
recently we were together. We were together, But I think like
the day before that, I was like in a rush
somewhere and I had looked forward into like all the cars,
and I was like, damn, I have an idea, Like

(41:56):
if we were all on our feet.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I have an idea running. I have a really good idea. Okay,
what we should make really big cars that have like
fifty seats in them. And really that. I don't know.
They're really long and they have like fifty seats and
one driver and it has multiple stops throughout the city

(42:19):
and you stop at like a stop and you can
walk to your house. It'll you have to walk still, but.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You it just makes the walk shorter.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah, and it gets less cars off the road, potes
the earth less.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's like, what if we like dug holes like down
and we could put like escalators. Yeah, and we could
put like escalators and elevators and stuff and stairs so
people could like we would go down there and it
would be like the long car thing you were talking about,
but super loud. Yeah. Well it couldn't be just one

(42:53):
super long car because like for to turn and stuff,
it would need that mobility. Yeah, it could be like cars.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
How would you do that?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm not kidding, like genuinely, how the fuck do they
do that?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
I know it's so crazy? An how is any like
how did anybody figure out how to do anything? Like
like how did someone like make this challenge or like
a glass bottle? Like who thought of that? Who thought
of that?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Who the fuck was lighting sand on fire?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah? Who melted?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I guess it's not that crazy, like what somebody had
to have like been in sicily like making a fire
pay on the beach and no way way, why is
that big? Now?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Everything is empty space?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
What do you mean? Everything is empty space?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Like inside of an atom, it's mostly empty space, but
somehow it's solid.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I just don't even believe in all that shit, like
I do, I do, I do. I don't want that, Like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's the last thing it doesn't believe in atoms.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
The last thing I need is somebody to think like
I'm like a non science like believer, whatever the but
I just can't comprehend it because half the time I'm
trying to figure out this world is my feeling of
being alive? Is what every human feels? I'm like, does
every few human like feel? Like? Do people feel more
than what I feel? Is this it?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I know? I think everyone feels the exact same people
are just better at better equipped at handling it with
the chemicals they were given at birth.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I don't even mean that like my life like I'm
like very grateful for my life. I literally mean like,
if I think too much about existing, I'm just like
what like, I'm just like, what am I even thinking?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
About like I smokes weed once, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
That, because there's like the idea of like Sounder, I'm.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
The exact same way, Like I literally like it's solf
fucking ooky spooky.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
You're just like this is literally it and does every
human feel this way? Question mark. But there are some
people who genuinely are just like living for because they're
able to just like swallow that this is it, and
they're like party party, like when Alaska was trying to
fucking stay winning, party party.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Can I eat pizza that's been sitting on the counter
for two days?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I really don't think you should.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I looked it up and it says two hours, but
I'm like, I feel like I've eaten pizza that's been
sitting on the counter for like six months, Like like
I feel like it's safe. Also as whole, Like we
shut all of the doors. I heard him they won't
be able to but it was very faint and cute.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'm really scared that his is going to like pee
on something to get mad at me.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, like's misbehaving.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, he's been acting out because I haven't been. Actually
that's the thing is, oh my god, having a cat
with separation anxiety is actually so annoying because I spent
three days in a row just sitting around with him
all day and it still wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Like it'll never be enough.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It will never be enough for that fuck ass cat.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Like wow, Like it'll never fucking be enough. Guys, Batty
Winkle died?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Wait did she? Actually?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I think? Unless it's fake news.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, remember like I think, like last summer or something,
I was like trying to figure out if she was
still here.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Apparently she died on September fourth this year. Yeah, that's
really tragic. Rest in peace. We lost Batty Winkle and
yeah she they posted on the Instagram we lost Batty
Winkle and Rolling Ray in the same week.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Damn dude.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
That is actually so someone told me recently. Death comes
in three celebrity deaths. Who's next?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Hopefully no one? Hopefully this is the miracle that's only two?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Wow with that, Like, what hope it's Trump? I hope
it's Trump.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I hope it works out, dude. I whoa, they were
like pumping that thing with Like I don't know what
they're putting in that thing to keep it going, But
I really like he seems like he's supposed to be dead,
Like he's like right.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
They replaced him with a robot. He runs on motor oil.
I mean actually before he died, he ran on motor oil.
Like he just looks like a motherfucker that would drink
like natural gas. Yeah, yeah, Like is natural gas liquid
or is it gas? Is natural gas a liquid or gas?

(47:31):
Natural gas is a gas, not a liquid or a solid.
It's lighter than air. Wait, but then how do they
turn it into gasoline?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I don't know, you're like scared into gasoline. I don't know.
Gas is just the stuff I put in my cars up.
Like the kind of shit that I'm talking about is
like I was talking to my therapist about it, and
I've had to like allot myself, Like I've been trying
to do a good job of allotting myself real thinking

(48:02):
time and then like play thinking time. And I've been
doing like a week and a half where I just
like super charge a bunch of information about everything happening.
And then I take like a four day break, and
you're really impeding on my four day break with all
this talk about like gas and stuff. It's just like
it's really cramping my style.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, but that's how my brain works. My mom yesterday
or two days ago on the phone was like, Drew, like,
you're weird, Like you're a weirdo. And I was like
what why, Like she said it out of nowhere, and
she was just like me and Madain were talking about
you like we were driving. No, they were talking shit
about me like they were.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It was actually such a funny conversation. We were saying, like,
you're just the weirdest person in.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
That No, literally, but they were like saying that, like
like when I'm driving and someone's in the passenger seat
and tell me if this is true, because I was like,
I don't do that, but like I'll be driving and
it'll be dead silent, and then I'll like be like, hey,
can you look this up for me?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah? You do do that like all time?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah? And it fucking sucks. See. I will say, you
don't do it to me as often because of my
car sickness, but like there are times where you're like
hell bent on it and I'm just like, dude, Like,
it's also just like the like, no, it's random, ship,
I'm sure stupid shit. Ever, and I like the thing
that's funny is you get the information you do what
you just do, okay, Like it's like okay.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
But then it stays in my brain forever. I'll never
forget that natural gas is gas.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
The natural gas is what gas? Okay? And how do
they turn it into gasoline?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I didn't read the article?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, are you gonna read it?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
For dead serious? I'll probably turn my shower on and
let it get hot, and while it's getting hot, I'll
read it. I'll learn.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I guess, yeah, Like that's a good thing to be watching.
Like what I can't think of like what I watch.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
My Why do I need to know that? Like what
is that going to change about my life? Truly?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I don't know because I guess it doesn't necessarily like
add to your day to day because I'm trying to
think of things like I watch in my free time,
and I watch a lot of like weird crafting things
and about like comic artists. Like I've been into drawings,
so I've been watching a lot of stuff like that,
and that kind of like adds to my thing? Is
your thing like an ego thing?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Minds? Mind's an ego?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Do you want to be smart?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah? I think that's where it's coming from.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
But I guess you've always been like academically leaning though,
like even growing up.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I've been academically drinking lean you mathematically.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I think you probably got real lean like three times.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Probably not, it's probably fake every time. Now Zanni bars Danny?
Who how has Cox or Zanny bro? Wait?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Where were we do we do this really annoying thing
where we go places where people obviously actually do all
these actions, but we will just out loud start talking
about like.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
How has Cox or Zanni's bro?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Like do you think anybody here would be willing to
sell me one of their percocets? Like saying shit like
that out loud? And I mean, like, it's so annoying
that the bathrooms don't have like a proper place to
do a bump here.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I know, there's literally never the time nor the place
for us. It's always now or never?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
What the fuck does I like, why did you say
that to me? Like an ironically?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Is that? Like I meant, like we just we just
say everything in the places of which you want to
be because if you were that we would figure it out.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
No, we would not, Yes, she would yes, then you would.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Go if I eat it the snope, No, I didn't
snope moop.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Do you know about moop?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Moop?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
You don't know about moop?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Meet me?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
No, you're low key like so stupid for not knowing
what moop. How about now, I don't think that's funny
because I literally will be.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I've been doing a thing recently where I'll put a
bunch of food in my mouth and open my mouth
out and show the food. I'm pushing thirty, I think,
But I have fun.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I have fun also, like I've been saying for the
you guys can look it up. I'm not afraid of aging,
and I'm genuinely like so excited to be hot and thirty.
How your parents raised you and you were like most
definitely around an infant, Like a lot of people had

(52:31):
kids around like our listeners when they were our age.
Oh my goodness, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm supposed to have a kid right now.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
And look how fucked up you are. So we are nothing.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
How fucked we are, I know, And yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Look at how fuck that we are, Like we are
nothing short of what like we're actually doing the world
so many favors by resting in our arrested development instead
of like trying to tackle the world and like act
like I'm bigger, Like, oh no, I'm dumb as rocks.
Also like brouh, I don't go fuck fuck. I was
gonna say something before that I forgot.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Do you believe in kay? People?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
No? Why I just don't, Like, I don't really understand it.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Would you wear a dead man's clothes?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Hell no?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Hem, Okay, we need to stop. Hell no, you know
what I'm referencing, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
The like the fucking thrift store or not the thrift Store?
Did they ever? I never We never found out if
they made an episode.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I think they did, but they got clowned and they
deleted it. I watched ten minutes of it before I
got deleted, though, and then I literally could not take
it anymore. Oh my god, it is on the morning
and we got to be up in five hours. Damn
challenge zem zem zaddy. The final thought I have is

(54:10):
I was texting Jeff tonight and he said that on TikTok,
there's a conversation being had right now, six months clean
there's you're on reels like it's so it's even worse.
It's so crazy on there. It's like really scary, it's

(54:31):
really creepy. I've never seen more of vitriolic hate in
my life for just pure strangers than I have on
Instagram reels, Like the comment sections are diabolical. That is
so great, like the meanest ease.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I feel like TikTok comments are evil.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
It's it's exponentially worse, Like it's the most heinous shit
I've ever seen commented ever in my life. But it's
funny and.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It has Graham is like connected to your face bok,
so like that feels very like brazen because I feel
like so much a talk there is like yeah, and
people are like resting in that to be cuckoo bananas,
but like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Cuckoo net net what.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
There you go? There you go. But Jeff was telling
me that there's like this conversation being had right now,
and like you know when you like see something and
you're like, oh, I didn't know that was a universal experience.
I thought I was special, Like what what is an
example of that? Like walking down the underwear aisle and
looking at the bulges like yeah, yeah, like that's a

(55:47):
universal experience. Well, this one was one that I genuinely
did not know. I thought this only happened to me
as a young gay man. But it happened, Jeff, and
it's a whole conversation online right now, bitch. When I
went under anesthesia anesthesia the two times that I needed

(56:10):
surgeries or the three times, my biggest fucking fear was
accidentally coming out, like of the closet.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
To like my Yeah, that's probably like a huge fear
for any gay motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I remember getting my wisdom teeth out and like, you
know how everyone's like, oh, which, by the way, everyone's
lying and faking it. Everyone's judging it up. Everybody wants
the viral clip like you're not actually acting like that,
but like whatever. But I was scared, like i'd be tweaking.

(56:46):
I was so fucking scared of coming out. I would
like I would literally like freak the fuck out in
my head like it was.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It was.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
That's so sad. Yeah, well, what's the Like.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I never came out, still haven't.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You don't have to thank you. Some people don't have to.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I agree with some people could stay in there forever.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I'll be in there forever. That's okay, thank you. I
can see you, I can see you peeking through.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I see the type of person that you are.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
No peaking. You either stay in there and get out
no peaking.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Can I go back in?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
No, you can't.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That was the That was the last thing I wanted
to talk about, so I talked about the sidekick, loft
apartments are evil or the Boo boo what not? Like, oh,
the greatest video of all time, the most the most embarrassing.
This is my media for the week, The most embarrassing
thing I've ever seen posted to the Internet in my
entire life. Like it is mortifying, and it's like literally

(57:50):
not even funny, how like intimate of a moment this
is for this man that just got broadcasted everywhere, Like
I literally I don't know how you can continue living
after this moment, and I.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Do'son the guy who like drops down.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
In his penis that is just that is alas that
is a good moment, Like that is that is one
of the best things that's ever happened to that man.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I mean, I'm I'm sure for him it was a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah, it was probably terrible, but also wanted to kill himself.
It's still out there, like, oh my god, that's who
posted that.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
That's evil to like he should definitely take that person
thinks it's funny.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Digging balls out not a bad penis, I'll be honest,
a decent penis, so he should be proud. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I think that's the only video of a penis suddenly
bursting into a frame of like a video that I
wasn't like completely mortified, offended by and disgusted, Like that's
a video that has replay value to me because it's
just so funny.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
It's such a.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Good the lighting too, it makes it a.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Bit more like a wedding, like, yeah, he's dropping it
low at a wedding.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
He's having the best night of his life, and he
probably did have the best night of his life.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, exactly. But this video, this is this is horrible.
Like I genuinely feel bad for this man, and if
he needs someone to talk to, he can call me.
But there was an NBA player that was on a
security camera standing next to an elevator. He dug in

(59:20):
his ass like went crazy, like dug in his ass,
crack like dug in it, boots down like in up
in it like shovel like scoopy hand, scoopy poopy hand. Bitch,
he took it out. You thought that was the end
of it. No, he smelled it. He went, he went
and smelled his poopy hand, and then proceeded to wipe

(59:43):
his poopy hand on the wall. And it was like that,
like fabric wall. So he rubbed it all over the
fucking wall and then got in the elevator and acted
like nothing wrong was wrong. So like three heinous crimes.
Digging in your ass like you can survive smelling it.
Smelling it is like a step too far, like that's
that's something like that's mortifying. But then rubbing it on

(01:00:05):
the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I think digging in your ass when you were not
within two centimeters of a faucet and soap is the
craziest vibe ever. At least hand Sanitizer grated that if
I wasn't digging in my ass when you're.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
In that, oh my god, yeah, Enya was up in
her as. Should we insert the clip, Yeah, we'll insert
the clip. Is that on your phone?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I think it might be on your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yep, here we go. I need to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I don't know if we can insert that. I don't
think I need that, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yeah, you don't need that one. You don't need that
on you guy? Is that she wasn't even doing anything.
She was she literally wasn't even doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
But okay, wow, with all that being said, no, he's
crazy shit for wife. No, like up in there also
like yeah, the elevator, because like, if you're digging in
your why are you digging on your asshole outside?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
And why is there poopy on it? Why is there
poopy on your butthole and you're out of your hotel room?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Well, if your butt itches, it's poopy on your Also
we should clarify I that all proceeded after like you
told me about that story or did you tell me
that story after that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Oh you digging in your ass? That you did that
in reaction to it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, I was just making sure. I was just making
sure because I was like, oh my god, why did
I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
But also I should explain No, I can't say why
that was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
The the like what it What is crazy to me
about that video is the security camera guy that saw
Like I want to know how he found that footage,
Like did they see the skid mark on the wall
and they were like we have to see a little mark?

(01:02:07):
Yeah yeah, no, no no no, yeah, So he was
living hisopy fingers, and then he clicked the button call you.
He clicked the button.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Why the fu would he call you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Because I don't want him to kill itself.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
It has to be illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
I'm gonna see if I can find the video. It
has to be former NBA player caught on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
And disc has to be bioterrorism.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Young man is not built in peace.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
He's forged and chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Like he's up in the He's not the loudest in
the room. He's the quiet one, grinding in silence. No
one he walks through him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
No no, no, no, no stop stop stop. Oh my god. Actually,
I'm not kidding. That just made me nauseous because he's
trying to flick some of the poop bump.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Of the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
It one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
No, he was like screen touching it off, Like no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
No, dude. If I if eat like, there's just so
much going through my head, if there was even a
world where for some reason my hand went digging in
my ass. Bitch, it looks like you're in a hotel room.
You're going somewhere, not that far. It doesn't seem like
you're in a rush. Turn around and go back to
your hotel room and take a shower and like, do something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Has to be Do you think he clicked the elevator
button inside the elevator with his spoopy fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, and dude, and then he touches his phone and
then he like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Opens the door to the hotel to the uber like
all of that, like no, whoa, but no, like the
security how did they see it? How did they see it?
How did they know he was digging in his butty?
Have any of the workers, like, I don't know, I
don't know if they want to be known leaking that footage?

(01:03:56):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's sad that he can
call me fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Has he said anything?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I don't know. I haven't looked further.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Now that I'm coming down from the high of what
a ridiculous video that is, I feel bad. Whoa like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Like fecal matter everywhere? Oh no, okay, let's get into media.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
No dude, dude, dude, there's like a lot that's craty,
Like men are seriously, seriously, seriously fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Is great? Have you seen the video of the girl
just like in the in the grocery store, in the
convenience store gas station and she has just like a
short skirt on and she just like it's like it's
like clockwork, like she's done it a million's, like a
billion times. She just walks over and goes he's walking

(01:04:55):
and she likes a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Turn out, Like that's how I feel about that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
And then someone watch and slips.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
In this film Festival John Waters divine like literally everything
about them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Like what, I don't know why. It's what's so fascinating
to me is like they saw their turd on the
floor and they're like, we need to see who did this?
Should we do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Media?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, like Protection, Massive Attack Tracy Thorne, Promiscuous by Timberlin
and Nellie Fertado for Tata and How I Roll by
Britney Spears.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Oh my gosh, my freaky media is Riverside by America. Sorry,
doesn't make it anymore of the raw band Shoot from
the Heart Judy Suky And that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Thank you guys for watching.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Like a sh