All Episodes

May 22, 2025 • 24 mins


Francine and Chad are back with another hilarious round of their favorite game – but this time, there’s a twist! Tune in as The Queen of Extreme puts her thinking cap on to play Football Player or Porn Star, the game where names can be deceiving and only the sharpest instincts will win. Can Francine tell the difference, or will the twist throw her off her game? Don’t miss the laughs, the surprises, and the wild guesses in this must-hear episode of Eyes Up Here!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
H m hm.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
H.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
We grab the old pigskin and run down the field
and try to decipher who is a football player and
who is ap porns.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I couldn't even tell you. You're your beloved Philadelphia Eagles
are in full swing.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Uh, the heart attacked this team.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Do you call them the Eagles? Or are they the Eagles?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I've never used that.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Green damn it? There really testing my patients this year?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
They really are they?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
What's there? Do we know?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
They?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I haven't followed at the NFL at all this year,
so I'm kind of out of loop. Are they just like?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Aren't we one two and one? Well, we were in
first place in the division.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
And the Giants. So the Giants don't have a win.
The Jets don't have a win. So I mean, I know,
you know everybody New York football sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, everybody's doing horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's so frustrating because like our offense, just Wentz needs
more protection and they're just not giving it to him.
And every time he gets sacked, I cringe and I'm
just like, oh my god. So I used to really
enjoy watching the games and now it's like a chore,
you know, I feel like obligated to watch them, but
I get so angry and I get mad, and it's

(01:51):
not enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
So hoping for a turnaround.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The Eagles are one three and one.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
One three and one. Yeah, okay, there you go. I
don't want to include that.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Not that impressive. But in a year where the Giants are,
you know, ozho and five, it's it's pretty bad. It's
pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So we've played this game before, but we've done baseball players,
we've done wrestlers, so we'll do football players today. And
the goal is for you to guess whether or not
they are a football player or porn star. And these
are a little confusing, So go with your gut. Don't
overthink it. But go with your gut, is my suggestion

(02:32):
to you. As we we step in and get ready.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I never go with my gut, you know, I always
analyze everything.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
But let's go.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
All right, here we go. Number one, Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Jalen Hurts football player.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's right, Jalen Hurts football Why.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Because no porn star would name themself Jalen. That was
that was my reason I had.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
But Jalen Hurts is also a quarterback. For the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
He played college football at Oklahoma and Alabama and was
drafted by the Eagles in the second round of the
twenty twenty NFL Draft.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
There you go. Well, we never see him very much.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
So yeah, you don't need You got Carson Wentz. So
you're Carson Wentz. Could have also been if you didn't
know who he was. That could have been a good
name to throw on the list. All right, move on
to the next one. Yeah, sorry about that technical difficulties.
We'll move on to the next name. We didn't miss anything,
so it's all good, ok, All right, here we go.

(03:44):
Jonathan Agassy.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Jonathan Agassy.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh, I'm thinking of you know how, I'm thinking of
Andre Agassy, the tennis guy. I'm gonna say, Jonathan Agacy
is a porn star.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Well, Francine, you would be correct. Jonathan Agassy, whose real
name is Jonathan Langer, burst onto the adult film scene
in the late two thousands at the ripe old age
of twenty three, and after starring in the two thousand
and nine landmark gay pornographic film Men of Israel, he

(04:26):
is now an award winning pornographic film star.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes, good for him. Jonathan. You go Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Really he really diverted from his name by going with Jonathan.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, you know, put a spin on it.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
And he's old twenty three getting into business for the
first time, right aren't they fourteen?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah? Know he he missed a good prime, like five
years of being legal. You know, come on, all right,
how about Daniel Thomas.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But he's the founder of Wendy's right, correct?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Is that is?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
That?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is that Daniel Thomas Dave Thomas. As I say, Danny
Thomas is a is a classic old actor.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, he's a founder of Saint Jude.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yes, exactly, Daniel Thomas.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Daniel Thomas. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say porn star.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Daniel Thomas is a former Miami Dolphin.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know why I went with porn star. I was like,
that name is so generic. It can't be a football player.
You're trying to swerve me.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Although Daniel Thomas's name was used without his permission to
promote a Miami Beach club party that featured porn stars.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, hey, yeah, that's that's a very uh generic name.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Uh, Casey Dick.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
So you're trying to swerve me, Casey Dick.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm just reading names. Don't don't accuse me of anything.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're trying to football player.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Casey Dick all right, Casey Dick, Yes, is a football player.
He's a former Arizona Razorbacks quarterback uh playing at the
University of Arkansas. He is now currently the head coach
at Fayetteville High School. Coach Dick is calling you to
his office. If I want to go, you might, You

(06:54):
never know, all right. Rodney Moore.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Hmm, Rodney ner me.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Not Rodney Mack. Rodney Moore.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Rodney Moore is a porn star.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, Rodney Moore is indeed a porn star. He entered
the business in nineteen ninety one. He started by shooting
couples in barely legal amateurs and selling tapes.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
See they're young.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
He would be barely legal, so that means they're eighteen.
Moore was on what was one of the early adopters
of the Gonzow point of view film style, which immersed
the viewer in the experience.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Clay is that when they put the camera like right there, Yes, Gonzo,
is that what that means?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah? Well, at that point it was more like Gonzo
was more in the vein of like it was on
like a crappy like camcorder like. It was not as polished,
but the point of view was more of right on.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's disgusting. No one wants to see that. Well, I
don't want to see that. Maybe you want to see that,
but I just don't want to see that.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Several of his early series were focused on oral sex
with significant emphasis on ejaculation.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Your uncle is going to be so mad at this episode.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do you know that he is also a two thousand
and six AVN Hall of Famer as well as a
twenty thirteen inductee into the XRCO Hall of Fame, which
even I've come to learn the XRCO is the X
Rated Critics Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
That sounds prestigious. You really want to get into that
hall of fame, right, I.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Mean if the critics love you, then you know that's
saying something.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Wow. Good for this guy. I can't even remember.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
And I just deleted him, so I can't. I forgot.
You did good.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You you did really great.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Styles with A Z. G. White football player, Yes, Styles G.
White is a former Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Styles with a Z. I had to know that you're
trying to swerve me, kid can't do.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
How about uh, Mick Blue, Nick Blue, Mick Blue, Nick Blue,
b l u E.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Nick Blue mm hmm. Mick Blue is a football player.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Mick Blue is an Australian pornographic actor, director, an auto
racing driver.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh Crash Holly.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
He made his directorial debut in by directing the film
Meet the Fuckers.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's a good name. See I thought that was too.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Easy, Mick Blue.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, like, I thought, that's just too.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I told you some of these are confusing.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, well that's okay. Is he in the AVN Hall
of Fame or the ex he is not?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Hall of Fame x r CL, thank you very much.
One Hall of Fame. You're not going to be invited
to their ceremonial.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You're never going to get in, damn it.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
How about ed Powers.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ed Powers? Ed Powers?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
First thing, I'm just gonna go with the first thing
that pops in my mind when you say the name,
and I'm probably wrong, but I'm gonna say porn.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Star well ed Powers Uh, the owner of ed Powers
Productions is a pornographic film director, pornographic film producer, hardcore
pornographic film actor, and radio talk show hosts. Powers was
born in Brooklyn, New York. He is best known for

(11:12):
his series Dirty Debutants, which features amateur female performers, some
never haven't appeared in adult films before. In two thousand
and eight, Powers was severely hit by the recession, and
his home in Granada Hills, California, was sold under foreclosure
and taken by Wells Fargo.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
No what details I know? Really, where's he living now?
Where can we find mister.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
You know, his Wikipedia has not been updated to reflect
for all we know is that since two thousand and eight,
mister Powers is roaming the streets. But he's got a
pretty good background of things to fall back on, including
radio talk show hosts.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You know, he started off so strong in the business
and then just fell victim.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know, he's got to keep up with the times.
Two thousand and eight was a rough year.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Was hey, I could speak two thousand and eight sucked.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
That's when I got married.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The year before I got married, and it was a
terrible year.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, me and.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Ed mister Powers, if you're listening, I feel bad for you.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Now. I know who he is because of my days
at Howard Stern. Oh okay, and yuck is all I
can say. He's got like stringy long hair, he's bald,
he's got a big like Fu Manchu mustache, very skinny.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is he like? Who's the Who's the guy that's in trouble? Uh?
The poorn guy, the big fat uh?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Oh Ron Jeremy Jeremy creepy creepy emphasis big time. Yes, Wow, Okay,
I wouldn't trust this guy around anything. He looks like
he'd stick it in whatever. Oh okay, all right, moving on,
moving on, TT Boy.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
TT Boy is a porn star and I know exactly
who he is.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Because he was famous back in the day when I
used to partake in watching several films.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yes, you are correct. Not only has he twice won
the XRCO Male Performer of the Year award, he was
named the nineteen ninety seven AVN Performer of the Year.
In two thousand, he was elected to the XRCO Hall
of Fame, and in two thousand and three was inducted
into the AVN Hall of Fame. He's worked under the

(13:40):
names t T boyd, Max Reynolds, Max Cash, and Butch.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Fun fact about t T Boy that isn't in your thing.
I'm sure a lot of the girls didn't like working
with him because he was extremely rough.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
That is not my notes. My notes also continued, saying
he is known as an untiring performer. He has also
developed oh no here, right here. He's also developed a
reputation for being abusive towards his female counterparty.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
He liked to choke, he liked to really like pull
their hair, manhandle girls and sex scenes, and people didn't
injury working with him well.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
In a twenty fifteen interview, he stated he has slept
with over ten thousand women.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Ew, That's all I can say is so he'd beat
Will Chamberlain.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
What was Wilt Chamberlain's number?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
He was up there. I don't know the exact number,
but it was it was a lot thousand women. I
would think things start to fall off at that point.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, he needs manscaping because he needs there's ball
tissues and the powders and the lotions that we offer
with the.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Manscaping manscape dot com promo code Francine twenty percent off
of free shipping.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm telling you, after ten thousand women, he's he's probably
got some shitty balls.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
All right, We've got six more? Whoa six more?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Good Lord?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Uh, Dick, but kiss, dude, football player? You are correct?
Dick Bukiss the legendary College Hall of Fame and NFL
Hall of Famer.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Six time first team All Pro and a linebacker for
the Chicago Bears from nineteen sixty five to nineteen seventy three. Yep,
I had to throw him on there. Come on, that's
not the first, like you know, perverted name you think
of when you think of football.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah. True, but he's well known, so I need that.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
One, all right. How about Nick man Goold?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Nick man Gold.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Could go either way, guys on the list.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm just going to say a porn star because I
have clue.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Nick Mangold is a large, gentleman with very long hair
and a big beard. Nick Mangold was drafted by the
New York Jets in the first round of the two
thousand and six NFL Draft. He's a seven time Pro
Bowl selection with the Jets and was considered to be
one of the best at his position.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, yeah, I didn't know either way.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
How about Taco Wallace.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Taco Wallace ey switchy Taco Wallace sounds like a football
player to me, but a taco could also be a reference.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It could be.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Well, I said football, so I'll just stick with that.
I'm probably wrong.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Lawrence Lasselle Taco Wallace was a wide out for the
Seattle Seahawks, Green Bay Packers and the Edmonton Eskimos of
the Canadian Football League.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was right, Yes, okay, Taco.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
He literally never went by the name Lawrence and was
only referred to as Taco.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I wonder why they called. Maybe he'd just like Taco
Bell or something. Now I want Taco Bell so bad.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's good good, uh, good chance at that. How about
Derek Pierce.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's a very generic name, Derek Pierce, but I am
going to go to the porn star route.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Derek Pierce born March first, nineteen seventy four is an
American pornographic actor, director, radio personality, and personal trainer.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Ooh, he must be in shape.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Pierce has received several adult industry awards, including the two
thousand and nine Night Moves Award for Best Male Performer
and the twenty sixteen XRCO Award for Best Actor.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So he's still going.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, he's still going. Nineteen seventy four, He's still got
a good fifteen twenty years left.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh my gosh, well, he's up there now for you know, porn.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
He's one of the old timers.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Good for him, he is, He definitely is.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
His name should be Taco.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
How about Woody Johnson, good old Woody Johnson.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Woody Johnson to me, sounds like a football player.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Well, Woody Johnson is the owner of the New York Jets.
Hey Robert wood Woody Johnson the fourth was born April twelfth,
nineteen forty seven, as an American businessman and since twenty seventeen. Oh,
I cut that part out. He's the great grandson of

(18:54):
Robert wood Johnson and billionaire heir to the Johnson and
Johnson pharmaceutical fortune. In two thousand he purchased the jets
of the NFL.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Ye ready to mangle.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
He's uh, he looks much older than he is for
seventy three, he looks he looks like he's ninety three.
He looks very old. Even better, he's not gonna last
for a few more than a few years.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh lord, okay.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Woody Johnson. But there is also a porn star name
Woody Johnson. I just couldn't find any information on him,
so it could have been a furd ball, but I
went with the owner of the jets.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, I went with my gut and I had it correct.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yes you did. And finally to close it out, Buck Adams.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Buck Adams is a porn star.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Buck Adams was a boxer and a bouncer before entering
the pornographic film industry in the early nineteen eighties. I
did well today, did you reject me? To finish my all?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Shortly after his sister, Amberlin began her adult film career.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I know her.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Amberlin is very well known. He made his directorial debut
with the nineteen eighty eight movie.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Squirtw ew ew.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That is gross. Okay, that is just undeniably gross. I
don't know ow.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He performed in over six hundred movies and directed about
eighty of them. In nineteen ninety two, he received the
AVN Award for Best Actor in the film Roxy. In
nineteen ninety five, he was Best Actor for the film
No Motive. In nineteen ninety five, he was inducted into
the XRCO Hall of Fame. And he is also an

(20:46):
Undisclosure and AVN Hall of Famer. And he's also passed away.
He is no longer with us.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh well that I hate that word. That is disgusting.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You don't like squirt, not one of your face genres
of uh of the industry.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Gross. That's sad that he died.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But how come we Now this is the third time
we're doing this, and this is the first time I'm
hearing about this x NFL Hall of Fame whatever it's called.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
You know what. I probably glanced over it because I
didn't know what it was either, but in literally going through,
because I was going off with basically lists that we
would look at. Yeah, when we did these, and this
time I went through and I pulled everything. I pulled
the names, and I pulled the descriptions. Ok and XOCO.
I must have just gone over it because I didn't
know what it was.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's why interesting. Okay, well, I think I only got
maybe two or three.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Wrong y out of Yeah, you did great. This was
your I think your best showing because you're getting used
to the format now.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
No, thanks, Okay, well it's still kind of tricky though,
but I do my best.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
A lot of NBA players we could do, uh.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Good lord, I have any basketball stuff, so I'm gonna
be stomped.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
We could also go w n b A and do
the females.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
One thing I can't say we'll do is hockey, because
I'm not going to go looking for Russian you know,
and like Czech Republic porn star names. So uh, we
got we got maybe another football, another baseball. We definitely
do another wrestling. I love doing this though. These are
my These are some of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
All right. Well, we'll wrap it up for today and
we'll say goodbye for the Queen of Extreme. This is
the chad Ster.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
We will catch you on the flip side.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yea Queen Extreme Extreme, The Queen Extreme Podcast. It's the
Queen Extreme Podcast. It's the Queen of Extreme. Buy and

(23:00):
the Legend. She is the woman nifty dreams legend on
the Scene France Scene Podcast. What you means your Tramplady
to show you what you need if you find the
stand The Queens from the Beginning of Time odds here
our Heart Radio, shine only a head and tell you
stories from the way. The Legend odds up here, The
Queen Nobody's like Frand Scene IDEs up here here here,

(23:23):
The Queen Extreme Podcast odds up here here head the
Queen Extreme Podcast odds up here. Hen hand, the Queen
Extreme Podcast odds up here hen the Queen Extreme Podcast
podcast
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

24/7 News: The Latest
True Crime Tonight

True Crime Tonight

If you eat, sleep, and breathe true crime, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT is serving up your nightly fix. Five nights a week, KT STUDIOS & iHEART RADIO invite listeners to pull up a seat for an unfiltered look at the biggest cases making headlines, celebrity scandals, and the trials everyone is watching. With a mix of expert analysis, hot takes, and listener call-ins, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT goes beyond the headlines to uncover the twists, turns, and unanswered questions that keep us all obsessed—because, at TRUE CRIME TONIGHT, there’s a seat for everyone. Whether breaking down crime scene forensics, scrutinizing serial killers, or debating the most binge-worthy true crime docs, True Crime Tonight is the fresh, fast-paced, and slightly addictive home for true crime lovers.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.