205: My New Coat

On this week's episode JD begins feeling himself as a doctor and decides to upgrade his wardrobe to include a white medical coat, meanwhile Eliot discovers her new identity at the hospital. In the real world, Zach and Donald are all over the place discussing edibles, their love for Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, and how many bugs are legally allowed in a can of tuna.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So here's the thing that I'm learning. I guess a
lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it.
I a combination of many different things. You know, whatever
I like to smoke. I hear you because I like
to smoke that shit. And I'm gonna tell you. I'mnna
tell you why you get way more stoned when you
smoke it than when you eat it. You know what
I mean. Um, sometimes one doesn't want to be that

(00:22):
messed up and you just want a light little tingle
when who doesn't want to be the listen man, that
light little tingle is like spidy senses to me. Man,
that shit's like a a well, you're you're a large man.
You're a large man. And also that trucks coming that
light little tingle. I'm telling you what, the light little
tingle I wanted to be knocked out like the whole

(00:43):
body tingle. Are those of us? There are those of
us out there that kind of just want a light
little Oh that flower looks really red. My my weed shop,
my weed shop, I walk in and there like your
back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but geez, kid,

(01:06):
I love that you probably keep the lights on on
that place. You're like Norman Cheers, they got a nickname
for me and everything. Man, I woke up singing your
song today? Which one? What you're trying to get into?
A day of shoon? What you're trying to do get into?

(01:27):
When Donald and I used to be young and go out,
we would we would text them, I guess we would
probably call each other like, yo, what you're trying to
get into tonight? Trying to get into tonight? What you're
trying to get into tonight? That used to be to
go to When we'd be at work, it would be
like it would be like six o'clock and we get
off early. Let's say it was a Wednesday, and we'd
get off that around you know, nine or ten, and

(01:50):
that around nine or ten, that's when the club kind
of opens up. Right, you'd be like, yo, yo, what
you're trying to get into? We didn't have work. If
they were like, you don't have to be a work
until ten o'clock in the in the in the morning tomorrow,
it would be like, yo, dude, I don't got work
till ten. What about you? I don't got work till ten?
What you're trying to get it? Get into. And then
and then now that we're old, we're just gonna say

(02:12):
it like jokingly, like yell, what you're trying to get into? Tonight?
We're like, I'm trying to go to sleep at eight.
I'm trying to get in my bed, right, I'm trying.
But then then something and then, as we've told you,
Donald's name, the middle name is a day of shoon.
So then it became a song. I don't know if
I wrote it or you. I think I wrote you
wrote it. What you're trying to get into? A day
of June? What you're trying to do? But I also

(02:34):
it sounds like a Sesame Strike Street song one two
three four five What you're trying to get into? A
dare shoon? What do you got? Five six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven twelve. I'm trying to stay out till one two

(02:56):
three four five six seven. Dad. I like it when
you do it because you had a little sauce you're
like trying to get into. Is that Alger rome Man?
We would Yeah, you Alger wrote it up. You Alga
wrote it up. What you're trying to get into? This

(03:21):
is welcome to the stoned out version of doctors and
real friends. Well, listen every morning, Nat, Almost every morning
I wake up singing a song and I don't know
if I've thought about it in my sleep or what,
but I hum assuming I'm in a good mood, which
is often, I have a little song while I'm doing
my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to
something and you never know what it's gonna be. But

(03:43):
this morning it was what you're trying to get at one,
I don't want to try do what you're trying to do.
Oh man, I missed those days. I'm miss those days
of what you're trying to get? What's there a place
called Joseph's used to go to? There was Joseph's. Yeah,
and that was just off a Yucca. Yeah. And isn't

(04:04):
there a line in in um is it made? Yeah?
Made you think I'm trying to spend the rest of
my life living on Yucca? That's a that's a Vince
Vaughan in the very very underrated movie Made. I think
it's use you stole my van and I don't like you. Yeah.

(04:24):
If you haven't seen Made C made John Favreau and
Vince Vaughn. It was after Swingers and they were. It
was like, I think Fabre's next film after that, oh no,
that they had blown up after like the two of them.
Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff,
but that was the next movie they did together. They
came back and did this one together. And the only
thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes. You gotta watch, Vince.

(04:46):
I don't know if we've have we talked about this
yet on podcast. We already getting the point where, don't
remember we've said this ready, but haven't You gotta watch
if you want to laugh your ass off, watch Vince
Vaughn riffing like only Vince Vaughn could back in the
day and making shit up and Favreau's struggling to get
through the scene. And it is hilarious. The two of
them together. Man, that shit is magic. Like they should

(05:06):
really go back. I know, they're both very grown now
and both very seasoned now. Also, I wonder if the
lost though maybe I don't know, man, because some of
it was they were so young, and I mean, Swingers
was just fucking incredible, and they were just so young
and wide eyed and they had the just the most
amazing banter and and and they would improbus like crazy,

(05:29):
and it was just I don't know, Vince Vaughn was
the quickest mofo in the world back in the day. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, I think
they're both so like look at us, man, I think
if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what we
know about comedy and about the industry and about timing
and about making television and stuff like that, if we
would go back and start all over from the beginning

(05:52):
with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way more funny.
That's like anything, it would have been way more funny.
I think the two of them still have their you know,
I think they still have their uh, their their their connection,
their magic, their magic. And if they were to go
out there and do another I would personally love to
see another incarnation of the two characters from Swingers. Allah

(06:14):
made whatever we made. I don't know anyone that's scene
made other than you and I. But that's bullshit, man.
It was not. It was not. It was not a
hit or not a popular movie. I don't think, oh man,
such a good movie. Cardiff Giants all of that stuff.
And then how Vince Vaughn spent all the money in
one night and every come on, man, that's it's just
so it's such a good And then the scene I

(06:36):
love when they when they get their predeum. And then
right and he's like, so this is my predium, right,
Vince Vaughan's character can't get can't get his head around
the idea that he just gets cash. And so this
is my predum, this is my this is yes, And
he starts ending money out on the plane because this
is how in this movie too. Yes, yes, And and

(06:59):
Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel.
They're staying it like it's supposed to be like the
Mercer hotel down and right and and you get a goldfish.
Remember he plays we can do a podcast on May Donald.
We should do a special episode, by the way, you know,
we should do one day. Let's say we really keep

(07:20):
liking this and we run out of episodes. Yeah, I
don't know if we're gonna do season nine. We'll just
we should do season nine. But then we should start
doing this for movies we love, like we'll just like
do rewatch of our favorite films. I'd love to do that.
Maybe we could get the guests of our favorite films.
Oh that's cool, you know what I mean? Yeah, we
could have we could have Vince Vaughan and uh and

(07:42):
John if we got see that's the problem though. If
Jon Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how
long I would be able to hold out before asking
him for a job in Star Wars or Marble. I
don't know how long I'd be able to hold out. Probably,
bless you, that's probably why he doesn't want to come on.
I'm sure. Yeah, that's probably exactly why a lot of

(08:04):
these guys, like I imagine, you know, John Favre's of
the world are people that get entrenched in the Star
Wars universe, especially they played more marvel Man. Marvel Is
probably don't want to leave their house. They're like, oh god,
the Donald Phazons of the world are gonna be like
damn Man and um in Iron Man three minutes and
twenty one second. It's not a real explosion. No, you'll

(08:26):
never hear me ask about the movie. You know what.
I made that mistake once in life, and I got
the answer I wanted. And I was so in awe
of the fact that he was talking to me about
what about his process or his process that more process
that I fucking missed every word he said. I met.

(08:48):
So I've met George Lucas quite a few times because
I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and we had just
finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at Skywalker Ranch
and he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson, May
Wind and Ludacris, right, and Ludacris had said to me,
you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there
any advice you'd kild give me? And I said to him, dude,

(09:09):
you know how to do music videos and stuff like that,
you know how to wrap and everything. Just bring everything,
all of that energy that you bring in your music,
just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that.
And he was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And so when
he did that, I was like, all right, so now
he did that in front of George Lucas. I now
have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas,

(09:29):
so how'd you come up with Star Wars? Oh god,
so I'm embarrassed already. I said, so, how'd you come
up with Star Wars? And he fucking answered the question.
He's like, well, so what I do is I you know,
I sit down in my house and I'm like, oh,
what would be an interest in galaxy? Let's see maybe
a galaxy far away, and then I could come up
with the idea of a planet. Okay, on this end,

(09:50):
this galaxy, there's a planet. What would the planet be.
Let's say it's tattooing, okay, and then what's the like
on tattooing? And he goes into the whole fucking thing
on how these creating galaxies, and you know, and I'm
sitting there and in my mind, I'm like, fucking George
Lucas is talking to me. Fucking George Lucas is talking
to me. But the end struck at me. I didn't
hear one word he said. He gave me the algorithm

(10:13):
to Star Wars, and I wasn't listening because I was
saw in awe of the fact that I was talking
to George Lucas. Do you think this is a lie?
This is the honest I walked away, like, you fucking moron,
You fucking didn't listen. You know, It's funny. In my mind,
George Lucas was like, Hey, invite Donald Fhazon because I
might put him in on one of the leads of
one of my new films. Okay, sir, we'll invite him.

(10:33):
And then you get there and he's like, oh no,
he's one of those guys who asked me now i'd
come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy, dude. I
sat in front of him for Revenge of the Sith, right,
and he's behind me. And I loved Revenge of the
Sith even when I saw it back in the day.
I loved it. I said, Joel, look at the face,
Joel's giving you. And I sat in front of him,
and I remember I was there and we had you know,

(10:55):
we had cocktails before the movie. It was like this
big MTV premiere. We had cocktails, we had food c
I might have even smoked a cigarette back then. This
was a long time ago, right, And I'm near with
this girl that I'm dating, and we are watching Revenge
of the Sithe and the movie ends and I turn
around and I look at him and I can see
he's like, what would you think? And I'm like, dude,

(11:15):
it was fucking amazing. You did it, George, you did it.
Oh my god, I'm losing my mind. I grabbed him.
I give him a hip hop. Yeah, I give him
a big hug and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you.
You did it, George, you fucking did it. And I
turn around and I go, who, I can't believe it.
He fucking did it. And I say it to the

(11:37):
girl I'm dating at the time, and she was like,
oh my god, babe, your breath smells so bad right now.
But I'm like, all in his face, Oh my god, George,
you fucking did it. But we have another embarrassing story

(11:58):
related to Star Wars. You did? Oh what did I do?
Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an idea? God has an identical
You went and congratulated the identical twin. Yeah, I did,
And you know what, and here's the problem with it,
here's the problem with them. Oh, bro, that was embarrassing.
I was with you. Yeah, that was pretty bad. And
then she laughed at me about it after I told it.
I was like, I just fucking went up to your

(12:19):
sister and congratulated her. On Star Wars. You were so
dialed in with these people. I just don't understand how
we can't get you apart. You're friends with the cowboy
hat guy Dave Feli Dave Feloni. You're friends with Kathleen
Kennedy and or her identical twin. George Lucas knows how
bad your breath can be. Why can't these fucking people

(12:39):
hire you to be in these movies? I did feliciting
with jj A Brow. Yeah, you're like, it's God, But
I really, I really want to make it one of
my life priorities to at least get you in one
of these movies. I mean fucking ed Shearon's and in
costume hidden doing cameos in these movies? Why can't Yearns
in Game of Thrones too? Man? It's like, you know,
why can't you what he is? Because one I can

(13:01):
I call? Who can I call? You? Got a lot
of friends you could call. Dude, you're freaking well. I
was at the same Spielberg and make Spielberg called Luca,
called Lucas, who will have been called everybody over at Disney.
You know who you need to get in touch with.
These are the two people I need you to get
in touch with for me. Yeah, Figgy Okay, I don't
really know Figgy, but I'm writing it down. Kevin Figy, Okay,

(13:23):
I'm gonna call him today. Who else and the head
of Disney. Well, Sean Bailey is a friend of mine.
He's he's the head of production, President of production at Disney.
So I'm gonna call Sean Bailey. Okay, Sean Bailey, and okay, now,
will you make sure that when you meet them you
have a mint in your mouth? I will will, definitely,
I will definitely mint up that day. I will not
only mint up that day, I will keep all of

(13:44):
my emotions buried as Jedi do. I was on I
hung out with JJ while he was making the last
Star Wars movie. We were staying at the same hotel
and I would often see him in the lobby of
the hotel and we would we would shoot the ship.
And I'm remember him sitting with a laptop clearly in
my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay over by the
fireplace and the lobby in London, and I thought, oh

(14:07):
my god, Donald would freak out. Right now, JJ's over
by the fireplace what looks clearly like doing a rewrite
of the script. Yeah. You know, You're so lucky that
I was not there, I know, because you would have
gone over and be like you did it. No, no, no,
like Donald, get off of me. No, no, no, let's
let's let's let's just be honest with it, with it all.
The order of appreciation for the Star Wars trilogies, Yeah,

(14:33):
is the first trilogy, obviously, the Empire strikes back New Hope,
returning to Jedi, those three. Then you gotta go Clone Wars.
You gotta do all of that stuff. You gotta go
episode one, two and three, and then you gotta I can't.
I can't weigh in, Joel, please weigh in, because I
gotta go seven eight nine, you know, you know. Uh.

(14:55):
And and the thing about seven eight nine is it
started so great and then kind of went off in
a direction that nobody you know, some people love it,
some people don't love it, and then they try to,
you know, correct it, and I don't know, I don't know.
You know, a lot of people really really love the
new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little,

(15:17):
you know, a little effity dippity about it. I'd love
Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever
get it twisted. I will always be a true fan
of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last
trilogy was my favorite. That's all, okay, that's super fair.
I feel like it's definitely a fifty fifty split on fans.

(15:38):
I think it will see a lot like the original
or with the prequels, we saw a lot of kids
who that was their first Star Wars are like writer
or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me
anything that people's are amazing. It's my first experience. So
I'm sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no,
Kylo is everything, and I really like the relationship between
Rend and Kilo, and there's a lot to love scene wise,

(15:59):
there's a ton of like scene and moments seeds and
you're nailing it. Was like, what is even happening like?
Or just good? Or just the storyline between Kylo and
and Ray you know what I mean, and how and
how they found each other and the you know and
gets a little twisted. I feel like, and this is
just my personal belief and I love you know. I

(16:21):
As a movie by itself, I think The Last Jedi
is a good movie, but in the trilogy form, I
don't think it fits at all. I think it's like
and I think it's because they're writing around ship in
the two that surrounded you know what I mean. So
the Force awakens, they wrote a story, he deviates from
the story, and then JJ tries to correct, but the

(16:44):
quest correcting at the end did not work for me.
I love the Last Jedi. It's my favorite of the
new trilogy. But it's because it has a lot of
troops that I was born in a star where you
take a lot of the Phone Wars moments that I
love and brought them to the like the big screen,
and that was all like, although blowing up the ship like,
that's my next stet too very legiti, But who the
man and where you had read the book Princess of

(17:05):
alder On, you would know exactly read. Yeah, I totally
get that. But for the majority of Star Wars fans,
who the fuck is hold It's like people, it's like
introducing Darth Maul again in Solo. Most of the people
didn't want. Most Star Wars fans who see the movies
have never watched the Clone wards and have never watched Rebels,
so they have no idea that Darth Maul survives this

(17:27):
fall uh from uh from Obi wan wan slices and
half hold on, just just wait a second. I'm worried
because people are shooting out. I'm worried. I'm worried that
people are We're gonna pin podcast. We're gonna pin it now,
We're gonna pin it now, let's get back to scrubs.

(17:47):
Is that something you want to say, Joel, I think
put up prying it out it and then we can
move on. But just this is the new the new
conversation of nerds. Old nerdom used to be you had
to read all the comics to go into the movies
the TV shows who enjoy the stuff because thats where
all the GT details were, And that's how we separated.
And I don't want to reopen the argument of what
a true nerd is. You can like things and be
as nerdy about them as you want to. But I
find something so so satisfying about having read one hundred

(18:08):
comic books and thirty six novels and getting to the
movie and then all of that backward is paid off
in the film. It's beautiful. I know it alienates some
people and that frustrates people, but get on board, like
it's awesome, Joel. You and I are the same person.
I've read dim near every Star Wars comic book, like
I have singles. I have the actual graphic novels I
have at all. But that being said, man, it's like

(18:30):
you got to look at it as a lot of
people don't read that shit, and because they don't read
that shit, you gotta keep the story. You know, you
can still pay homage and have little inside jokes, but
you can't make actual storyline about things that happen in
the comic that only you, like a million people read. No,
I mean, you just can't just see what you're saying.

(18:51):
And that being said about nerves. So yeado around here,
yeado around here. I think we should have kept going.

(19:19):
I just think we should have kept the preamble because
you know why people are gonna think. Joel and Donald
have begun a Star Wars podcast, and I accidentally clicked
on that. By the way, I was literally only three minutes, dude.
It was literally it was great. I was able to
get a light nap in listen um Isaac Isaac Washington,

(19:41):
Ted Lange from The Love Boat. Yes he's awesome. Is
that he's amazing in this episode? Two? Yes, he's a
good actor. And I always thought that he had done
more episodes than just this one. I thought he was
in two of them. Now, did you watch the love Boat?
There's so many episodes of the love there's like over
two hundred episodes of the love Boat. Did you watch
a kid? I watched several, so it's at the love Boat.
I do believe he did more than this. I think

(20:02):
we didn't. We have other cast members from The Love
Boat on? Yes, well doc Doc was on? Um wasn't
Doc on? Yeah? I believe so I could. Let's this
is a Scrubs wiki question. No, we can't put him
to work right away. Dude, how are we doing with him? Jowell?
We're getting him his pet. Okay, he's happy, yet you

(20:22):
got to keep him very happy. It's like you gotta
keep you gotta feed the beast. You gotta give him
swag every time he answers a question, Donald, do you
want me to do the recap? Oh? Yeah? Oh yeah?
Did you rehearse? I didn't this time? Okay, let me
get my time already. UM. I don't really think this
is I'm gonna say something controversial that I don't say
very often. Great, this episode is not that great? Okay,

(20:47):
I I wow, that's that's something to be said. Uh,
it's all right, and by the way, two all stars
behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Bucking. I'm just saying
it wasn't one of my favorites. I didn't elloway, it
doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is just
like a day in the life in the hospital and
the kind of you'll kind of hear that in my recap.

(21:10):
It feels like a B side. Yeah, it's like a
it's like a It's like right, it's like the Wu
Tang Clan came out with Protection Neck and on the
B side was method Man. The method Man song is
dope and the Protected next. I can't this is a
bad example because both songs are so really we just
really good. All right. This is I think we all
know a song on the album that comes out that's like,

(21:32):
it's not the best song, but I'll still play it, right,
And that's how I feel about this episode. It's like,
it's fine. There's some funny shit, and there's the opera
singer singings, and there's some there's a couple of funny things.
But I was I didn't. I didn't really laugh out
loud that much. Okay. Rob Man said, here we go.
Wait wait, wait, let me get my time already, okay

(21:53):
and go. The gang has reached a new level of confidence,
but all make big mistakes in this episode. They all
have to learn to live with it, because, let's be honest,
in real life, you don't get a due over. Some
find it very challenging, some find it very easy, but
in the end, all of them are happy with how
they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or

(22:13):
so it seems Okay, well that was twenty three seconds.
So I mean, like, I feel like you need to
be um really using your time because I'm trying to listen.
I have anxiety over this every fucking episode. Well, good,
you had seven seconds. You could have gone into detail
about the janitor wearing a white coat. Well, no, because

(22:36):
that's not the that's not the that's not a recap.
That's when you listen. When you have when you're when
you're fucking just giving up seven seconds, you can be
talking about the B story of the C story. You
could that's stuff, but I think that's what we're supposed
to do in the podcast. No, but you could also
be like and also the janitor where you can be
like and also the janitor wears a white coat because
he tries, tell me, tell me if I have to

(22:56):
tell me if I get this in seven and seconds.
And also the janitor wears a white coat because jad
decided to wear a white coat to work one day. Okay, good,
that was a very funny storyline, though I thought, I
thought the fact that no, well that too, but the
fact that JD decided to wear you know what, I'm
a fucking resident. Now I'm going to wear a white
coat to work, right, And and because I'm important and

(23:18):
I'm a doctor and I need this white He was
feeling himself. He was totally feeling himself. He feeling accomplished. Yeah,
you know. Well and then um, a little bit of trivia.
Doctor Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode,
which is odd because he wears a white coat always, right,
And I think I get I'm assuming it was some
directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By the

(23:41):
way his biceps, he must have done a lot of
I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh,
I won't wear a white coat, just to really accentuate
what a dork JD is. And then Johnny was like,
but but in lieu of a white coat. My biceps
are gonna be fucking pumped. He doesn't fuck around, man.
You can tell he was curling before. Where you've seen
you can tell that Johnny does not fuck around when

(24:03):
it comes to fitness. Man, his fitness, you know, I
don't know how. You know. His wife is very health
conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that.
I don't know if Johnny was like that before he
met her, but he definitely was putting on. He was
definitely in the wise. But bro, he was always ripped. Yeah,
he was putting That works. Shame dude, yeah, he is.

(24:25):
Really How are you doing on your fitness thing? By
the way, because I've been being a little lazy. I mean,
obviously I've got a few things in my mind, but
I've been I haven't really been killing it. Well until
they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies. I'm
in deep shit pretty much like I were stuck in
a loop. I work out an hour every day pretty much.
I work out, you know, with the trainer. I work out,

(24:48):
you know, on my peloton. I have food that's delivered
to me. The shout out to Trifecta Nutrition. Do you
know by the way in um. There's an allowable amount
of like insect and rodent parts allowed in tuna. Well,
you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows you to
allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed to

(25:08):
eat a certain amount of I'm sure it's in all
foods because you just can't control. You can't get if
you have a factory, you can't get your insects slash
rodent problem down to zero. But there is, like literally,
you can google it, there's like an allowable amount of
like roach slash rat parts allowed in tuna fish that, Joe,

(25:31):
you're ruining food for so many people. I'm just telling you.
If you don't believe me, if you're sitting there listening,
going if you like tune the salad sandwich, you might
want to change your Joel, can you google what the
allowable amount of of roach slash roding parts and tuna
is like that? Joel's gonna Joe, Well's gonna do it
for you. Guys. See, because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding

(25:54):
or doing the dishes. I've been listening to podcasts while
I do dishes. It's nice to speeds along the dishes,
does it? Yeah? You have a lot of dishes like
that where you gotta be where you're washing for an hour.
And well, my girlfriends are really good. No, this is
the whole pocket. My girfriends are really good cook and
she's always just because she uses a lot of pots
and pans doesn't make her a really good cook. Bro.

(26:15):
You know for a fact, my girlfriends are ridiculous cook.
Your girlfriend's a very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenon.
And not only is she making these gourmet meals, but
also there's like bread's going during the day and it's
like a whole thing, and I'm so appreciate of it.
But then I look at the sink and it's like
like psycho and God, Joel's face is not making. She's
not making. Here we go. This is according to Live

(26:40):
science dot com. Ground cinnamon can contain up to an
average of four hundred insect fragments per fifty grams regganelk
do an average of three hundred insects fragments per ten grams. Yeah,
anything on tuna. I remember tuna being high. How many
grams an announce, specifically twenty eight grahams and an ounce?

(27:03):
How do you know that? Daniel how do you think
I know that because you'll be selling that ship on
the regular. Don't get the cops coming to the door.
Wait a second, did you find coming and the Feds?
Did you find tuna? Joel? I think that's what Daniel
the show to you. Hey, no, he was talking about

(27:24):
how many Grahams. No, no, Joel, Yeah, tuna look tuna
specifically because I remember reading that being like, oh, you're
allowed to have rat parts in your tuna. By the way,
my episode supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby,
but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys

(27:45):
have it? No? I think it's on the DVD version.
Oh see, this is one of those examples of they
replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat
Stevens song Here Comes My Baby. And I found it
very interesting in this episode that a bunch of doctors
didn't know where the g spot was. M Well, I
found that very Sarah's character to know now and the

(28:06):
young she was a nurse. She was a young nurse.
That doesn't mean listen, man, come on, now, come on, nobody.
I think that that it wasn't like she was that
particular young woman didn't know, and because Sarah was being
slut shamed by the way, this episode is about someone
being slut shamed. Yeah, and yeah, Sah is slut shamed

(28:26):
by the entire hospital because she had a one nine stand.
That's I find that very interesting. And this is an
age old argument, but I find it very interesting that
women aren't allowed to or in society, society base, women
aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to

(28:46):
be without being shamed for it. Yeah. I think that's
ridiculous too, And I think this episode early on was
trying to was trying to point it out how how
bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some sort of identity.
Elliot's looking for some sort of identity in the hospital.
She doesn't really have any. You and Judy tell her
that her only identity is being white and um, and

(29:07):
she's looking for something that will help her stand out.
So then, as much as she doesn't like, um the
attention she gets for this one night stand, she's then
starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh,
you know, towards the end, she starts like feeling it
a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliott Reid tramp. But

(29:28):
there's nothing. That's the one thing that I'm that I find.
It's just a little weird to me. You know, a
guy sleeps with a lot of girls and he can
still be looked at as a stud. A girl sleeps
with a lot of guys. She's a slut. You know,
why is that? Why is that? I don't understand I don't.
I don't understand it either. Because Penn's body needs to

(29:48):
be a commodity and so it can be turned eshors.
A guy can't turn to body because not worth anything
other than what you can fight for. But if a
girl's body is violated, then was she worth marrying? And
we just haven't let go of that process. That's some
stupid that's some stupid ass shit right there. Joe. Well,
that can't I can't get over that. It is real
talk though, that it's bullshit that there is a double

(30:10):
standard and women can't do all the fun adventures. No
they can't. They just started. You're gonna get shamed for it,
I know. But that's bullshit. Yeah it is. I agree,
that's fucking bullshit. All the guys. The whole point in
this episode is these guys, all these these mancho surgeons
are all chess bumping and high fiving and talking about women.
And then Sarah like goes and has a one nine

(30:30):
stand and the whole hospital's talking about it, and everyone's
staring at her, and everyone's giggling and everyone's and this
game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally
it gets whispered in her ear and she's like listening
and she's like, wait, I'm Elliot read. And you didn't
laugh at that? You didn't think that was funny. I

(30:50):
thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny in this.
She made me laugh at few times. And Rob made
me laugh a few times when he when when he
um and he's when he's doing his motor boating. I mean,
he does some funny. I laughed. I thought it was
real cool the way it was shot me high fiving
all of my friends. Yeah, that was and all of
that stuff, and then it cuts to me and go,
bye bye turk. I thought that was very fun. What

(31:13):
about your lisp which is really prominent and you go
very I wrote it down. You wrote my back is
as swollen as Elliott's big ass breath, sir, horrible? How
many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp?
I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill
was firing, Like you gotta cut that shit now. And
now I see what Bill, And these are the takes

(31:34):
Bill chose. And I'm sure you made you a dr it,
but you adr and any better because you got the list.
It's That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs
was my teeth, you know what I mean. I went
from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to season
nine when I freaking get my teeth thick, like in
season nine, I have temporaries and and so you'll notice

(31:57):
it when we start watching. My teeth look like fucking
I got you know, I got jacked up teeth, you
know what I mean? How many how many types? How
many different rounds of teeth have you had? I've had
like four? Oh my god, see your baby teeth, right baby,
the baby teeth that I started with. Then we then
I tried to correct the baby teeth that I When
I look back at it now, I'm like, I wish

(32:18):
I didn't correct because my smile was so youthful, But
it was because I had teeth of a child. But
I have a question. Did your teeth? Did your baby
teeth never fall out? They did, except for one one
didn't fall out and it was stuck. Why did you
have it pulled? Because the big tooth grew around it
and I would have had a big gap in my
uh in my mouth from that happening. Okay, did anyone's

(32:42):
not taking the dentist or some shit? They did, but
I didn't want to get braces. I was like, get
the fuck out, I'm not getting braces. Ironic, and then, ironically,
your most famous role was having braces, not to hide
your fucked up teeth, to hide teeth. Okay, So then
we're in scrubs and you get your teeth three done,
and then you had him redone again. Well I got

(33:03):
him redone. I got a bridge put in, and then
one night, while eating uh from green Blats, I was
eating a rub pastrami ruben sandwich from green Blats and
the bread was extra hard and I broke my bridge.
And so when I went back to get the bridge fixed,
he was like, why don't we just put a screw
in it and there you won't ever have to worry

(33:24):
about a bridge again. I was like, all right, fine,
let's do that shit. And then the screw that they
the faked tooth that they put in, was bigger than
all the teeth in my mouth. And so I was like,
all right, now we gotta fix this. Now, I gotta
persymmetry purposes. Let's fix the whole thing. And that's how
that's how it happened. Now these did these ones come
out at night? You put them in like a cup.

(33:51):
They're not denters. Oh, I picture they pop them out
at night? Do you put that little tablet in there? Little?
You put that a little bubbly tablet. It's real funny
when Mike, when when I subpened my grandfather and he

(34:11):
would wake up in the morning and didn't have his
teeth in, how its face looked. I can only imagine
me right now with no teeth in my mouth. Oh
my god. It's not a good look. It's not it's
a good Listen. I can be self deprecating about my
appearance as well. I have no chin and that really
you know a lot of times the cinematographer and the
director would shoot me in a way that I I

(34:33):
didn't mind the way I looked. But this episode in particular,
are going oh, that is not a good angle I have.
I just have no chin. I disagree with that. Someone
someone once wrote about me, like some like reporter was
like writing a review, and they're like the chinless breath.
See that's some bullshit, and that's tabb. That's a tabloid

(34:58):
speaking right now. That was obviously it obviously wasn't a
nice person. But um that's what they wrote. There's no
way that's a respectable journalist, you know what I mean.
Anybody who's gonna sit there and make fun of someone's
appearance to describe them is not a real journalist because
we all come in different. She's saying, if I were yours,

(35:18):
I would get like chin dentures. I don't have dentures.
You fucking let's go to break. We gotta go to break.
Let's go to break. We'll be right back. I'm just saying,
if they made like a chin, I know they make
chin implants, but I'm not going to go have surgery.
But if they were like a temporary thing, like it

(35:38):
was like a the equivalent of dentures, but it just
kind of clipped on and made me look like I
had a bigger chin, maybe I'll get a prosthetic for like,
I'm one of my roles when I'm one of my
movie parts. You know, I feel that way about my hair, man,
I feel that way about my hair. You know a
lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair.
I have hair that is leaving me. It's leally get

(35:59):
plugs though, No, Black people can't get plugs. Why it
just doesn't do well, Like it doesn't do well with
the with the healing process and all of these other things.
They don't. Uh, it just doesn't if you look it up,
African American hair doesn't do well with hair plugs, that's why.
And all the Bosley commercials it's mostly white men. Oh

(36:20):
I never knew that. Yeah, what about a two pay?
What about you kiss my ass? What about let's get
back into the show. Jamie Fox has a great one. Well,
I don't know that. I know that. I know that
Jamie does wear his hair. Okay, is this something we
can talk about? I mean it's tablite pictures. I don't

(36:42):
have the real skinny on what's going on, but you
can see that Lebron James do gets well, that's the
greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude,
Ron Lebron was bald, dude, Why do you call Lebron's guy?
I'm sure because you know what, I think Lebron did
the hair plugs and it worked for him because he

(37:04):
has the scar on his head. Now that's the problem
with hair plugs. You had to get a scar on
your head. Do you want me to call Lebron and
ask him who did his plugs? Because I'm making another call. Sure,
I'm calling Figgy, I'm calling Sewan Bailey. Do you want
going to add Lebron? Yeah? Sure, go ahead, Okay Lebron
hair plugs for Donald. A lot of calls to me today,
Matthew McConaughey, what the hell did he do? Because that

(37:27):
ship was on its way out and now he has
a full head of hair. He looks like freaking he's
got a goal, he's got golden locks, he's got a
main um. You know what. The funniest part of this
episode is what's that Ted's office? Yeah? We see Ted's
office for the first time and I wrote it down.
He's so funny. I told him that that he has

(37:48):
a nasmia um Ted Lang and he goes, you cut
off someone's nose where is it? Do you have it
with you? You're disgusting, get rid of the nose. And
then I go, Ted, just calm now. He goes, maybe
YO should calm down, and then he goes to his
file folder and pulls it out and fills out a file.

(38:10):
It says, Oh, we don't have to worry. It's not
our fault. And then I go, okay, T thanks Ted,
and he goes, it's my birthday. And you're like what,
And I'm like what. He goes nothing, and I leave
and he goes to himself, and many more when it
pays off in the end. It pays off in the
end when Judy's like when Judy goes and tells Kelso
about Cox actually not making a mistake and the hospital

(38:34):
won't get sued, and he's like, now get out of
here because he's pissed that he can't parade cocks and
you know, make Cox feel low. It's like, get out
here because I'm about to make somebody hurt. Yeah, And
here comes Ted with his cupcake. Yeah, for his birthday.
He's got a cupcake with a candle in it. That's
he's lit for himself. He's like, you mind if I

(38:54):
sit down if I sit down and kills He's like, yes, please,
by all means, that's so funny. Well, how great is
Sam Lloyd's rest? Sam Lloyd amazing? Rest in peace? Sam
Lloyd's so amazing on this, How don't we? Speaking of
rest in peace? I got to mention that that beautiful
woman from Glee who who they who? They found today? Yeah? Yeah,

(39:15):
they found and found it. They found a body. They haven't,
Tims says it's her, that is they haven't. That is
the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people are just
dying in the most horrible ways. It feels like lately.
Um yeah, um and and and and I don't know.
I thought that that that she I never met her
in real life, but man, she was so talented and

(39:36):
out on a boat with her kid. I mean, fucking
hell yeah, it's a it's really crazy. Kelly Preston, Kelly Preston,
rest in peace? Yeah, yeah, crazy. And you guys, Russell
Westbrook was just chested positive for COVID nineteen. Wow, who's that?

(39:57):
I'm sorry. So, Russell Westbrook is is one of the
NBA's elite players. He's the only NBA player since Bill
No since Oscar Robertson to average a triple doubble for
an entire season. He's done it for a couple of seasons,
and he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy. So
the basketball season is not going to really be able

(40:18):
to happen, right, They're all in a bubble. Listen, if
golf can happen, if all of these are golf is
different golf, you're out on your own. These guys are
gonna be bumping up against each other. Yeah, but if
you can can that's the whole thing. If you can
contain the virus in that bubble and that not blow
up in that bubble, you can then have a season.

(40:39):
The problem. You would do it if I could. If
you could safely tell me that everyone is being tested
going into this bubble, yeah I would do it. So
what's like, that's like going in doing a movie right now.
I would assure you they're not going to be able
to I totally agree. But if they could assure you,
we'll have everybody crew included, and food being made within everything,

(41:04):
catering everything. No one leaves this bubble after you've been
tested and you get tested regularly, and then it all
takes his one person to go make that mistake. Yeah,
Beard fassades in the background in this episode. Mickhead is
in this episode. Mickhead is one of the guys oggling
Sarah Chalk. Yes at the end of the episode. Yeah,

(41:26):
lots of men are What about when Todd is playing
the bongos on doctor Amato's head. That's funny. Yeah, that
is very funny. How about would you say doctor Amato,
doctor Almato? Yeah, what did you say before that? But
you say something wrong? Alto Yeah. By the way, they
couldn't have found a shorter actor, and so there's there's

(41:47):
all this like creative camera work to try and make
him seem shorter than he actually is. Yeah, I mean
the guy did a great job, but I don't know
why they didn't just hire a shorter person. Yeah, there's
one shot where at the end it's definitely a camera
up high on a high angle looking down at him,

(42:07):
and then on a camera on a low angle looking Yeah,
they had to accentuate it to make it. I mean,
he's sure he's a short man, but I mean they
tried to make him hobbit short though. Yeah, they tried to.
They tried to do some hobbit shit. Right, Yeah, you
really like cheated the size of them. Yeah, that's funny.
When she Elliot's talking about you know, when she gets
into as she says, I'm Elliot Reid Tramp, she starts

(42:27):
to getting it. She's like, I told I told her
the only two sexual positions I know. And then I
just started naming bugs. Yeah, and then she goes the
thing is she said she already tried stink bug. That
was funny. Um, we should talk about this bingo game
that everybody's been playing now that Joel brought to our attention.

(42:48):
I brought it to your attention. Well, Joel brought it
to your attention. No, she didn't. Oh I saw it
on Twitter. It was amazing. That's pretty cool. Uh, you
already said quite a few things from the I was
on time are you playing the game? And no? But
I looked an I was like, wow, this is really interesting.

(43:08):
These are our habits that we seem to do in
every episode or almost every episode, enough so that somebody
can play a game of bingo. Right, I don't have
it in front of me. What were some of the things. Well,
you saying that's funny? Have I said that so far?
You said that several times so far. Okay, me being late,
me saying you know what I mean, us arguing, us

(43:31):
arguing five, six, seven eight? Yeah? Uh are you singing?
Me singing? Yeah? Oh, I think it's when Joel or
Dan speaks. Both happened, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
we got every everyone covered. Joel, what are some of
the other ones? You have it up in front of you.
I was trying to look for it so we could
give credit. It was on Twitter. Yeah, someone made a

(43:53):
fake doctor's real Friends bingo card. Hey. By the way,
I was thinking, you know, now that europe is has
really conquered this, we could go tour do this show
and tour it across Europe. Let us in. Oh that's right,
we're not allowed in in the UK. We could just

(44:14):
tour the UK. We'd we'd oh man, all right, imagine
Europe starts letting us in again because this country. I'm sorry,
we are so fucked with this virus right now, and
it's not getting any better. So I thought you and
I should go on a European tour and we're gonna

(44:37):
tour fake doctors, real friends around. We're gonna bring Joel
and Daniel. We're gonna get a big ass tour bus,
and we're gonna make the fake doctor's real friends express. Wow,
let's fucking do it. Let's do it like a national
Lampoon's European tour. Yeah, we're gonna go on all the adventures.
We're gonna do this show live in front of people.
They're gonna come to the theater. I mean, you know,

(44:57):
I'm not talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in
Europe anymo. But I'm saying like soon, all right, I'm
down for that second. The second start up talking about
touring recently. So maybe that's where I just think, I'm
tired of being in my house and I know you
are too, And what if there was a way once
Europe allows American citizens back in? How embarrassing is that sentence?

(45:21):
Do you know? I think? I read online there's like
only twenty or twenty five countries that US citizens are
currently allowed into. Fucking I read another. I read another.
I read another article where it said Florida is the
fourth highest country, not fourth highest country, but it has

(45:41):
uh it's the fourth highest in all of the world
countries included uh covide. It goes something like Germany, another
country the United States of America and then Florida. Yeah,
the santist nailed it, nailed it the sand Let's do

(46:01):
a real quick pick up here with the fake doctor
Jill friends bingo. Okay, so the person who created it
is on Twitter as at brown Underscore Bear Underscore Mobi mbe. Yeah.
Some of the other topics that would have you been
able to put on your thing today is, um, Donald
does an obra impression. Oh no, we haven't gotten there yet,

(46:24):
but he's gonna do it when we have the guests.
So you would have had ask Bill star wars talk,
Oh my god, star Wars talk, um ring tone reference,
Willie talk, we haven't Oh yeah we did Willie talk,
a little bit of Willie talk. We haven't not a
ringtone reference? Get your ring tones? M another one, another one,

(46:47):
an essential workers shout out. You haven't done that yet,
we will haven't done that yet. That's how the end
of a show and someone talks about wanting a hug,
I do want to hug you Donald. So there. Wow, listen,
whoever Brown Bear Mobi, you did a good job because
everybody would would have had a full bingo card. So

(47:09):
you guys can get your go get your fake doctor.
Maybe we should we should put that up on the
maybe put a link to it, Joel, where can you
put it? That's a good idea maybe we can make
since we've got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch,
and it's coming soon people, so just hang on hanging there. Yeah,
maybe that's how we do it. If you can get

(47:29):
your Bingo card into Joel the first one day, how
do we do that where we play a big ass
Bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we should start.
There's gotta be a way to do it where we
hand out Bengo cards via either email or a website
where you sign up and you get a Bingo. It

(47:51):
sounds like so much work. How about we just put
this dude's Bingo card like on a T shirt because
it's the same being well that's fine too, but it's
the same Bingo card. Though people aren't going to really play.
It's just the inside joke of it all. No one
it doesn't want to fucking play Bingo. You think you
gonna be like, Okay, the show is starting, let me
get my card out. No, it's not gonna happen, and
it's just a joke. They were getting the booze out
when the show started. Yeah, but they said, like someone

(48:12):
told me I read on. One of the comments was
good thing this isn't a drinking game, because we'd all
be shitfaced. I was going to say, so, you guys
do have from our kimbucha friends. Gtis Kombucha. Uh, they
are offering to send free kombucha to the fans. We
can either do it through or if you guys it's
ground Bear, I can reach out to him and say
thank you for the bingo card. Yes, that's a good idea.

(48:35):
That's a I discovered a new flavor of GT Kambuch Gingerberry. Oh,
ginger berry, it is good. You know. I went to
air One, the health food store here, and I didn't
know that there were like so many flavors of gt kbucha.
I just know the ones they sent us. Do you
know there's like there's so many flavors. They had a
whole frigerator rack. It was like, ginger berry tastes good.

(49:00):
Hold on a second, he's probably going to get it.
So that's a good idea, Joel, we could I think
we give a prize to a fan of a fan
of a fan, a deserving fan of the week. I
love that, and I think of the month of the month, okay,
because we're not gonna get it that much of the month.
So this one's. This month's prize will go to brown

(49:24):
Bear Moby yeah um for his U for his genius
Fake Doctor's Real Friends Beingo card. Thank you. Yeah, I'll
hit him up on Twitter now and I'll let we
picked a winner. Donald. While you were away, we decided
that we're going to give our monthly GTS prize to
the creator of the Bingo card. Oh yeah, yeah, you

(49:47):
do you? Are you okay with that? And you're the
co host, you're the co creator of the show. Are
you okay with that? I'm fine, I'm fine with that. Well,
here you go. So if you have interesting ideas for
our show and you want us to or merch ideas
or merch ideas, and you want to give us, give

(50:07):
them to us. You won't be just giving them to us.
You will receive a gift from us. You might receive
something as dope as a GTS Komboocha care package. Let
me tell you something right now, I drink it every day.
I'm out. I'm out of my last shipment. Now I
go to the store and buy it now. Oh yeah,
now I'm gonna have to go buy it too. Now

(50:27):
I'm gonna have to go do what you're supposed to
do and go buy it. It's delicious, man, it really
is good. I do it. I drink when I'm working out.
I drink it when I'm just chilling out in the house.
M m you know, mmmmm. My wife's like, would you
like another GTS komboocha? And I look at it and
I go another one, another one, But you remember you're

(50:48):
only supposed to have three a day. No, that's what
GT himself told us. That's right, another one. Let's take
a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. Hello,
Jamie Slinger. Yeah, how do you say your name? Jamie?

(51:18):
There's the last thing for your BEINGO card Donald doing
Oprah voice? How's it go? Are you? Are you good?
Good to see you? Welcome to a fake Doctor's Real
friends with Donald Vaison, Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman and Joelle Monique.
Where are you calling from? Jamie ron Toronto or she

(51:41):
got her she got her championship T shirt on y'all.
She's flashing her Toronto Raptors Championship t shirt. Too bad.
They lost your boy last year when they lost Kawhi Leonard.
But yeah, you guys still really you got not only
are you I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought
you guys were gonna be I thought you guys were
gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakum, Holy shit, he

(52:04):
can play ball your point guard. What's is Mike Jiminski?
No it's not Mike Jiminski. I forget his name. He
has a he has a very unique name. It's like
Otis bird Song. No it's not Otis bird Song. Anyway,
he stepped up. He's now averaging sixteen points a game.

(52:25):
You guys got a little bit of a crew over there.
Jamie Jamie Donald said that he wanted to live in
Toronto if he could live anywhere. I know, I love that.
I was so excited. You should. I love that city. Yeah,
it's my kind of town, you know what I mean?
What's a good What do you have a favorite bar,
Jamie that Donald and I should go to when we're
in Toronto in the dot and when we're in the six. Honestly,

(52:50):
I feel like Toronto food is the best. So okay,
what's your favorite restaurant we should go to. Is there
a restaurant you should recommend? Well, that's the thing about Toronto.
Toronto is so dope because it's not it's not American food.
It's not americanized. So it's not like, you know, you
go and get Italian American food, or you go get
or you go get Ethiopian American food. You actually go

(53:11):
get food from the culture. So Italian is actually the
people that are that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily
from Canada. They're from Italy and have moved too Little
Italy in Toronto. So everything's very authentic when it comes
to that sounds good. I just thought Jamie might be like,
oh my god, you have to try and such. Like

(53:34):
imagine she's like, In and Out is an amazing burger.
Like I say, if you come to Los Angeles, you
have to try Salts Cure. It's like the best restaurant
in town. Isn't that that restaurant that you own? Yeah,
but it's good that place. They do have a great brunch.
I gotta tell you does have a great brunch. I know, Jamie. Sorry,
this episode that you just joined has really gone off

(53:56):
the rails today. It's all over the place, but it
will always be remembered as a crazy one. Do you
have a question for Oprah over here? Yes? I do.
You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you,
So I'm wondering when you had to do the episode
where you were speaking in Spanish, how did that go

(54:17):
for you. I don't remember, to be honest with you,
but I imagine I Judy was hanging out around the
set to make sure I said my lines correctly, if
I remember correct I remember, I believe that was the case.
But I didn't have to speak a lot of Spanish.
I had to speak very little Spanish. I think Turk
spoke poor Spanish as a matter of fact, didn't he

(54:39):
or learning it? So he could talk to Carla's brother
who spoke Spanish, and he kept messing up. Anyway, Well,
I forgot about your whole a nemesis that was her brother. Yeah,
I'm gonna keep it one hundred which you Jamie. I'm
sure they fed me lines off camera, and that's how

(55:00):
I was able to do. Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie,
so he could, like he can, like mimic things really
really well. Um, So I'm sure that someone was probably
just saying it and he was just like copying it. Yeah,
if you can listen, if you can make if it's
going to make my performance better, I have no problems
with line readings, but if it's not going to make
my performance better, please don't do it. Yeah. Well, this

(55:20):
wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading if someone just
saying repeat after me. Sure if somebody was like saying
like this, Kay, hold you know what I mean. Okay, okay,
hold on, you know what I mean. That's a line reading.
That was perfect, I said, just like I said it. Yeah,
good job. What else? Do you have another question? Do
you have a question? Yes? They do. Um, I'm wondering

(55:40):
because when I would watch it back, I swear my
thinking was in your voice over. Yeah. I'm wondering, m
because you haven't really talked about the voice over work,
So what was that process? Like, that's a good question.
No one that nobody's ever asked that. By the way, Jamie,
kudos to you, because after after twenty years of being

(56:01):
on the show, Dolin, I pretty much know the the
twenty questions we're gonna get asked, and you have gone
outside the box. No one has ever asked me the
voiceover process on set, because we had to time out.
You know, a lot of times our movement around there
would be timed out for how long my voiceover was.
So in the rehearsal, I would read it just so

(56:21):
everyone could get a sense of its place in the scene.
And then while we were doing the scene, my stand in,
whose name was Scott Rabbidou, would would read it. So
if we're in the middle of a scene and you
kind of we all had to pause for the voiceover,
Scott Rabidou would be off camera reading the voiceover, and
then at a certain point in the week, I'd find

(56:43):
a time to go down there. They built a sound
booth studio into the hospital, and I would go down
into the sound booth and uh and record all my
voiceovers for the episode. And I'd go into the booth
and I'd kind of read each one three or four times,
kind of trying different ways of doing it, trying different

(57:03):
speeds of doing them. And then that would those are
what they'd use for editing. Then there were times Bill
would come, hey, will you come in here. I want
you to redo this one for this reason, or hey,
will you come into the edit room, I rewrote this one,
or hey, you gotta do this one way faster, and
we'd tweak it as we went along, but just so
the editors had something to work with, I would go
in and kind of lay them all down, and that's
how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably only

(57:24):
sound engineers would notice is there was a different microphone
used for the boom mic that was recording the actors
set versus a sort of more voiceover style microphone for
the voiceovers, and they always added a tiny bit of
little reverb, but tiny bill a little echo to the voiceovers,
so that if it was ever unclear, the audience in
their head could distinguish between a voiceover and JD really talking,

(57:47):
which would only happen sometimes if you were like if
I was off camera, and they'd be like, wait, is
JD saying that out loud? Or is that a voiceover?
So they added this little bit of effect onto the
voiceover that not everyone notices. That's great, Do you have
another question? We'll give you another one. Yeah, that was
such a good question, Jamie. Now you really you really?
Uh said the bar high. Um. I guess what is

(58:09):
this scene that you can remember? That was just so funny,
you guys could barely get through it. Um singing guy
love to each other. That was that when when when
um he holds up his fist and I say, you're
the only man that's ever been inside of me, and
you grab my fists. Yeah. And when now he goes,

(58:31):
who WHOA, I just took out his appendix and II
and he goes, no, no, no, you go like this,
You go, oh no, oh no, I feel like we
should clarify. There's no need to clarify. Oh no, just
let it grow more and more each day. It's like

(58:52):
I married my best friend, but in a totally manly way.
Let's go, I love what I love about the Let's
go is the Let's go was Let's go to the
end of the bed and sing the song. Let's go.
Let's go guy love. Let's go to the Let's walk
two feet to the right and sing the rest of
this song. Let's go. It's anyway guy love. Compromise the

(59:20):
feeling of some other guy guy holding up your heart
into this guy anywhere there to share through all the lows.
I'll be there to share the heart, do you dear
Michael Jackson thing? And when I say I love you Turk.

(59:44):
It's not what it implies. It's guy love betweet. Dude.
That sounds like Fantom of the Opera, but that's um. Anyway,
look at that, Jamie. You got us to sing guy love. Um.

(01:00:07):
That was awesome. I wish I could send you get kimbucha,
but Joel already gave it away. We only get one
palette a month to give away, Joel, We're gonna need
more gifts to give to people because you've gotten me
on this. You know, on real radio shows, you're you're
in a giving mood right now, dude. Well listen. You know,
on a real radio show, they're always giving away shit. Here.

(01:00:28):
I got two tickets to see Steely Dan whatever it
is like. I really want to live. I was the
first show again. In my mind, I want to give
shit away. Baby Face live at the Palladium doing all
the hit I'll buy your clothes. Is that a baby
Face song? I'll pay your rent, I'll make your dinner

(01:00:51):
for you as soon as I get home from work out.
That's the song I'll pay your rent. Dude. Baby Face
could write songs about anything. He wrote a song called Shoot,
and the whole song is Shoot, Shoot, Shoot, shoot Batoo,
Shoot shoot shoot batoo, Shoot shoot shoobe batoo. Mine. Now

(01:01:17):
all you got to do is shoot, shoot shoot and
people like ship was a number one hit. The Ship
was hunt number one. It was one of Whitney Houston's
biggest hits. Wait didn't we go to baby Face's house once? Yeah? Remember? Yes,

(01:01:39):
that's right? And I remember Halloween party at the freaking
Whatchard McCall. It at the at the Playboy Mansion, at
the Playboy Mansion, and we went with uh, we went
with my old manager, Evan Haney. We went with baby
Face's wife at the time, right, And we went to
baby Face's house and we went to I remember us
walking in and being like, holy, there was a guard gate.

(01:02:00):
I remember that house had its own guard gate. It
looked like I thought that was I thought that was baller.
I was like, one day I need my own guard gate.
He but the property was huge. It was like he
had tennis courts. He had a big ass field. Yeah,
baby baby Face did well for himself. Yeah. Is he
still with that that woman who was your manager ex manager? No,

(01:02:20):
they broke up. She went half. Her name was Tracy.
She probably got the guard gates. She probably got the
guard Gate. She's she's done very well for herself. She's
a very she's a movie producer. She's she's uh, she's
she's managed. Anyway, I've seen the house that Shoop Shoop
shoop Shoop got and it was dope. Well, I think

(01:02:40):
that's the I think that was the one that Boys
to Men got him, because you know, baby Face wrote, uh,
he wrote end of the road. Still I can't let no.
It's so nice you be along to me. I made
along to you who. I feel like I could have

(01:03:05):
been in Boys to Men? No, No, I could have
been no, because I can sing falsetto really well. I
could have been the guy who always do was falsetto
and up bloop. I don't think you the guy who
always things falsetto. Do You remember that time we met
Neo who's Neo? Oh? No, you're breaking my heart now, man,

(01:03:27):
is he someone in Boys to Men? No, he's not
someone in Boys to Men. But we were in Vegas.
Now at that time, Patrick came to Vegas to meet us.
In Vegas and his wife threw up all over the
place and they had to leave in the middle of
the Yeah, in the middle of the show, right, and
but we introduced Neo. Yeah, I don't know who it is.
I don't we introduced him. I don't know his music.

(01:03:48):
He wrote so sick of love songs, so sad and slow.
I know that. Can I turn off the radio? I
remember that we were at this club and they said,
would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at
first we were like no, no, no, thank you. We're
just here to have fun. But wait, that's first sweet
of you ask thank you. Then we got hammered and
they were like, do you want to introduce Neil? We
were like, yes, okay, we do. We're like on stage

(01:04:11):
being like yeah, on stage and we jumped on the
plane there we were strippers. There was a stripper boll
and we were like sliding around the pole and then
we were like and I was like my head, I
had no idea who Neio was, but I'm like, yore
ready for Yeah, he sings He's you know he sings
that song with pit Bull? Uh, what's the big song?

(01:04:33):
Excuse me? Excuse me? I might dad da dad da
dad dad shot tonight and might not see it tomorrow
tonight on bare for you tonight, dath you be my nine,
that one be my natzie tomorrow. Let's do it tonight.

(01:04:57):
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Joel looks like
she's about to light a lighter and hold it in
the sky around here. Let's do it tonight. Okay, Donald,
you should put out an album. I am. I'm gonna
put out greatest hits, and it's only gonna be the
first five lines of every song that I know. I
feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your best

(01:05:20):
friend and just knew you, I would buy the Donald
Faizon Cover Tracks album, but it'd only be five lines.
We'll be like tonight, I'm gonna laugh for you tonight. Oh. There,
we've come to the eat. Blame it on a night.

(01:05:40):
Oh when you are be hearing my arms something like that,
you're gonna need a nap after this episode. I know, man,
this is what I mean, y'all. He goes hard and
then he's gonna get woozy and need a nap. I'm woozy.
Questions that would be a good by the way, that

(01:06:02):
would be another one that would be a good uh,
that would be a good notification. I'm woozy. I'm woozy Yo,
another one, another one, I'm woozy. I would I would
so love my notification whenever I got a text to
be like, am woozy? Jamie. We loved having you on
our Jamie. Um, it was a pleasure, Jamie. You really
represent in Toronto and Canada. Well, um, she's from the

(01:06:24):
t dot. Give it up for the t dot, y'all.
And thank you for State. Oh, thank you Jamie's representing.
She holding up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie.
That's a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but
he didn't read it. Um, as many of you know,
he couldn't find time to read it. Well, listen, I
have seen the movie several times now to make up

(01:06:45):
for it. I've seen the movie several times. Did you know, Jamie.
I once flew to London to watch Zach perform in
a play. Yes, the Duke of York's theater in the
West End. Yeah, I paid my own ticket money. Oh
that was nice for you to fly to London and
watch Brad Dude. I feel like we did the show off.
I know we did, but this episode was I'm sorry
to the audience. I we we We started eleven I

(01:07:07):
had a red bull. I can't. Donald must be drinking.
I'm not drinking. I am, I am, I am on
my on my Joe Rogan pill though. Oh god. And
I want you to know something that, Um, if this
episode is eleven minutes long, it's because we had to
edit a lot of shit out of it. So I apologize. Yeah,
we talked about a lot of things that we want
to to hear, but we're just a shame. We're not

(01:07:29):
a shame, but we're scared that you're going to shame
us for it. Yeah, and that's the last thing anybody
ever knows. She don't want to be shamed. So if
you're wondering yourself, Hey, I'm about to go on a jog.
Why is this episode eleven minutes long? It's because Donald
needed to be censored at the end of the run.
I could be in that band, dude, I feel dude.

(01:07:49):
I would love to have seen boys Tome in it.
Would imagine the four of them and then you see
them well I did, Charlie. Remember that's how we met, absolutely,
but I would that's not how you met. But I
would love to have seen you being the Boys the
Men band back in the day. It's like that one
black guy that's in all the white bands. You know,
there's the white band to make it so that it works,

(01:08:12):
just so we can have it so that not only
white people listen to our music. Let's put a let's
put a brother in the band. Just you remember that
Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the fifth Beatle. Yeah,
she loves you, She loves you, man, she's got a
ticket to ride. Was she got a ticket to ride?
And the bitch don't care. Man. If you guys ever

(01:08:35):
seen my man, if if you never seen in the
sketch where Eddie Murphy was the fifth Beatle on SNL,
please go watch it. That'sh it's hilarious. That's one of
the funny. That's that he had some funny. Listen. I
wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy Donald. Can
that happen? Why can't he be our friend? If I
could put him in a movie, if I could, if
I could just get to work with him as a
as a as a director, actor, that's how it would

(01:08:57):
be friends with him. That's what you do. That's not
really a part form, No, it's not really a part
For Eddie and this new one I am writing, by
the way, I just wrote before this podcast, a letter
to a Thespian who I would love to be in
my movie. Who's one of your favorites. That's all I'm
gonna say. I can't I can't say more, but I'm
going to off the air tell you. Don't guess, but

(01:09:19):
I'm gonna off the air tell you who it is.
And I hope this is I'm putting out into the universe. Now,
you fans, you listeners, you friends of ours will be
the first to know if he says yes, Leo, No,
it's not Leo, although everybody knows about your Leo Crutch buddy.
It's okay, Leo. Man, I know, I come on, man,

(01:09:40):
there's nobody better. I feel like you want to I
feel like you want to hide the people with Leo. No. No,
I don't want to come on man. I think I think,
come on, man. No, the dude's fucking amazing. Though I
know he's amazing, but you're talking about him a lot.
It's like you're trying to play hide the people there
are still trying to do. Try Are you trying to doc? No,
I'm not trying to doc. If you had to doc,

(01:10:07):
would you would you dok leo if someone put a
gun to your head. It's like talk someone now a
dock you dude? Bye? Six seven eight boris about show
we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and Channa,
who I said, here's the stories. Never should know. So

(01:10:29):
gada around you, Here are gata around you, Here are
set free show with mm hmmm