205: My New Coat

In this week's episode, JD begins feeling like a doctor and upgrades his wardrobe to include a white medical coat. Meanwhile, Eliot discovers her new identity at the hospital. In the real world, Zach and Donald are all over the place discussing edibles, their love for Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, and how many bugs are legally allowed in a can of tuna.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So here's the thing that I'm learning. I guess a
lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I am a combination of many different things.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know what, I like to smoke. I hear you
because I like to smoke that ship. And let me
tell you. Let me tell you why you get way
more stoned when you smoke it than when you eat it.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and
you just want a light little tingle.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
When who doesn't want to be the listen man, that
light little tingle is like spidy senses to me. Man,
that shit's like a anxi.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, you're you're a large man. You're a large man.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And also that its like trucks coming, that light little tingle.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I'm telling you, I want the.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Light little tingle. I want to be knocked out, like
the whole body tingle, like a truck's coming.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Those of us, there are those of us out there
that kind of just want a light little ooh that
flower looks really red.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
My weed shop, My weed shop, I walk in and there,
like your back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Geez, kidd I love that you probably keep the lights
on in that place. You like, you're like Norman Cheers.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
They got a nickname for me and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Man, I woke up singing your song today?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
What you're trying to get into a day is soon?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
What you're trying to do get into?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
When Donald and I used to be young and go out,
we would, uh, we would text it. I guess we
would probably call each other like, Yo, what you're trying
to get into tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Try to get into tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
What you're trying to get into tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
That used to be to go to When we'd be
at work, it would be like it would be like
six o'clock and we get off early. Let's say it
was a Wednesday, and we'd get off that around you know,
nine or ten, and that around nine or ten, that's
when the club kind of opens up.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Right, You'd be like, yo, yo, what you're trying to
get into?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, we'd have work. If they were like, you don't
have to be a work until ten o'clock in the
in the in the morning tomorrow, it would be like, yo, dude,
I don't got work till ten. What about you? I
don't got work till ten?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What you're trying to get into. And then and then
now that we're old, we're just say it like jokingly,
like yo, what you're trying to get into tonight? Like
I'm trying to go to sleep and I'm trying to
get in.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
My bed, right, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
But then then something and then, as we've told you,
Donald's name in the middle name is a day of shoon.
So then it became a song. I don't know if
I wrote it or you writ think I wrote you
wrote it. What you're trying to get into a day
of shune? What you're trying to do? But I open it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Sounds like a Sesame stroke Street song one two three, four, five, six.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Seven, eleven twelve.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What you're trying to get into a day of shoon?
What you're trying to do? You had trying to five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven twelve. I'm trying to stay out till one two
three four five.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I like it when you do it because you add
a little sauce. You're like trying to get into what he.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Is that Algero Manyeah.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You Algae rote it up. You Algie rote it up.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What you're trying to get into? This is welcome to
the stoned out version of feet, doctors and real friends.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, listen every morning, Navigator. Today, Almost every morning I
wake up singing a song. And I don't know if
I've thought about it in my sleep or what, but
I hum, assuming I'm in a good mood, which is often,
I have a little song while I'm doing my morning
pee and I'm just bopping my head to something and
you never know what it's going to be. But this
morning it was what you're trying to get in I

(03:47):
don't want to try to.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do what you're trying to do. Oh man, I missed
those days. I missed those days of what you're trying
to get?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
What's a place called Joseph's We used to go to.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There was Joseph's and that was just off a Yuka?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, And isn't there a line in in is it Made? Yeah? Made?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Do you think I'm trying to spend the rest of
my life living on Yuka?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's uh? That's Vince Vaughan in the very very underrated
movie Made.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think it's uh because you stole my van and
I don't like you.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, if you haven't seen Made, Ce Made, John Favreau
and Vince Vaughan. It was after Swingers, and they were
it was like, I think Favreau's next film after that.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh no, that they had blown up after like the
two of them.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff,
but that was the next movie they did together.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
They came back and did this one again.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
And the only thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes.
You gotta watch, Vince. I don't know if we have
you talked about this yet on the podcast. We're already
geting the point where don't Rember if you've sid this, righty,
but haven't you got to watch if you want to
laugh your ass off, watch Vince Vaughn riffing like only
Vince Vaughan could back in the day and making shit
up and Fabreau's struggling to get through the scene. And

(05:02):
it is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The two of them together. Man, that shit is magic.
Like they should really go back. I know they're both
very grown now and both very seasoned now. Also I wonder.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
If the magic's loss though maybe I don't know, man,
because some of it was they were so young, and
I mean, Swingers was just fucking incredible. And they were
just so young and wide eyed, and they had just
the most amazing banter and they would improbably it's like crazy,
and it was just I don't know, Vince Vaughn was
the quickest mofo in the world back in the day.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, I
think they're both so like look at us, man. I
think if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what
we know about comedy and about the industry and about
timing and about making television and stuff like that, if
we were to go back and start all over from
the beginning with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way

(05:55):
more funny. That's like anything, it would have been way
more funny. I think the two of them still have
their you know, I think they still have their their
their their connection, their magic, their magic. And if they
were to go out there and do another I would
personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters
from Swingers. Uh Allah made what we made.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't know anyone that's seen made other than you
and I.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
But that's bullshit, man.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It was not. It was not. It was not a
hit or not a popular movie. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh man, such a good movie. Cardiff Giants all of
that stuff. And then how Vince Vaughan spent all the
money in one night and everything. Come on, man, thatsh
It's just so it's such a.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Good and then the scene I love when they when
they get their per diem. And then and he's like,
so this is my prettiem, right. Vin Swaughan's character can't
get can't get his head around the idea that he
just gets cash. So this is my prettyem.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
This is this is your Yes, he had the money
out on the plane because this is how this movie too.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes, yes, And and Sam Rockwell plays a guy who
works at the hotel. They're saying it like it's supposed
to be like the Mercer hotel down in second So yeah, right,
and you get a goldfish, remember he plays. We can
do a podcast on made Donald. We should do a
special episode, by the way, you know, we should do

(07:18):
one day. Let's say we really keep liking this and
we run out of episodes. Yeah, I don't know if
we're gonna do season nine. We'll just we should do
season nine. But then we should start doing this for
movies we love like, We'll just like do a rewatch
of our favorite films.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'd love to do that. Maybe we could get the
guests of our favorite past Oh that's cool, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, we could have We could have Vince Vaughan and
uh and John.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
If we got see that's the problem though. If John
Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how long
I would be able to hold out before asking him
for a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't
know how long I'd be able to hold out. Probably,
bless you.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's probably why he doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Uh, come on, I'm yeah, that's probably exactly why.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I know a lot of these guys, like I imagine,
you know, John Fabreus of the world or people that
get entrenched in the Star Wars universe, especially they played.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Marvel Man marvel Is, probably don't.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Want to leave their house. They're like, oh god, the
Donald Faisons of the world are gonna.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Be like and chilled out.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Od I in Iron Man three minutes and twenty one seconds.
Is that a real explosion?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, you'll never hear me ask about the movie. You
know what. I made that mistake once in life, and
I got the answer I wanted and I was so
in awe of the fact that he was talking to
me about what about his process or his process that
was more process that I fucking missed every word he said.

(08:47):
I met. So I've met George Lucas quite a few
times because I'm a huge Star Wars fan and we
had just finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at
Skywalker Ranch and he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson,
Windo and Ludacris, right, and Ludacris had said to me,
you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there
any advice you could give me. And I said to him, dude,

(09:09):
you know how to do music videos and stuff like that,
you know how to wrap and everything. Just bring everything,
all of that energy that you bring in your music,
just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that.
And he was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, And so I
when he did that, I was like, all right, So
now he did that in front of George Lucas. I
now have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas, so,

(09:29):
how'd you come up with Star Wars?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh? God, so I'm embarrassed already.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I said, so, how'd you come up with Star Wars
and he fucking answered the question. He's like, well, so
what I do is I you know, I sit down
in my house and I'm like, oh, what it would
be an interesting galaxy. Let's see maybe a galaxy far away,
and then I could come up with the idea of
a planet. Okay, on this end this galaxy, there's a planet.
What would the planet be. Let's say it's tattooing, okay,

(09:54):
and then what's it like on tattooing? And he goes
into the whole fucking thing on how these creating galaxies
and you know, and I'm sitting there and in my mind,
I'm like, fucking George Lucas is talking to me. Fucking
George Lucas is talking to me. I didn't hear one
word he said. He gave me the algorithm the Star
Wars and I wasn't listening because I was so in

(10:16):
awe of the fact that I was talking to George Lucas.
Do you think this is a lie? This is the
honest I walked away like, you fucking moron, You fucking
didn't listen.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You know, It's funny. In my mind, George Lucas was like, hey,
invite Donald Fazon because I might put him in on
one of the leads of one of my new films. Okay, sir,
we'll invite him. And then you get there and he's like,
oh no, he's one of those guys who asked me
how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy, dude.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I sat in front of him for Revenge of the Scyth, right,
and he's behind me. And I loved Revenge of the Sith.
Even when I saw it back in the day. I
loved it.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I saw Joel, look at the face, Joel's giving you.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
And I sat in front of him, and I remember
I was there and we had you know, we had
cocktails before the movie. It was like this big MTV premiere.
We had cocktails, we had food, et cetera. I might
have even smoked a cigarette back then. This was a
long time ago, right, And I'm there with this girl
that I'm dating and we are watching Revenge of the
Sith and the movie ends and I turn around and

(11:11):
I look at him and I can see he's like,
what would you think? And I'm like, dude, it was
fucking amazing. You did it, George, you did it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm losing my mind. I grab him, I give him
a hip hop. Yeah, I give him a big hug
and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you. You did it, George,
you fucking did it. And I turn around and I go, who,
I can't believe it. He fucking did it. And I
say it to the girl I'm dating at the time.
She was like, oh my god, babe, your breath smells

(11:43):
oh so bad right now. But I'm like, all in
his face, Oh my god, George, you fucking did it.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Ude.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
By the way, I have another embarrassing story related to
Star Wars. You did?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh what did I do?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an ideality?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
God, she has an identical You went.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
And congratulated the identical twin.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, I did. I let go and you know what,
and here's the problem with it, here's the problem with them.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, Bro, that was embarrassing. I was with you that one.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then she laughed at
me about it after I told I was like, I
just fucking went up to your sister and congratulated her
on Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
You were so dialed in with these people. I just
don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends
with the cowboy hat guy, Dave Filoni, Dave Felony. You're
friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George
Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't
these fucking people hire you to be in these movies?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I did felictening with jj A Brooms.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, You're like, it's God, But I really, I really
want to make it one of my life priorities to
at least get you in one of these movies. I mean,
fucking Ed Sheeran's in costume hidden doing cameos in these movies.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why can't hearans in Game of Thrones too? Man? It's like,
you know, why can't? Is because one I don't.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Who can I call? Who can I call?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
You got a lot of friends you could call? Dude,
you're freaking well. I was at the same Spielberg and
makes Spielberg called Lucas call Lucas, who will have been
called everybody over at Disney. You know who you need
to get in touch with. These are the two people
I need you to get in touch with for me.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, fhiggy, Okay, I don't really know Foggy, but I'm
writing it down. Kevin Foggy, Okay, I'm gonna call him today.
Who else? And the head of Disney, Well, Sean Bailey
is a friend of mine. He's uh, he's the head
of production, President of production at Disney. So I'm gonna
call Sean Bailey. Okay, Sean Bailey fig Okay. Now, will
you make sure that when you meet them you have

(13:38):
a mint in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I will will, definitely, I will definitely mint up that day.
I was not only mint up that day. I will
keep all of my emotions buried as Jedi do. I was.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I hung out with j while he was making the
last Star Wars movie. We were staying at the same hotel,
and I would often see him in the lobby of
the hotel and we would we would shoot the ship.
And I'm remember him sitting with a laptop clearly in
my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay over by the
fireplace and the lobby in London, and I thought, oh
my god, Donald would freak out. Right now, JJ's over

(14:10):
by the fireplace what looks clearly like doing a rewrite
of the script.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, you know, you're so lucky that I was not there, I.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Know, because you would have gone over and be like
you did it. No, no, like Donald, get off of me.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No no, no, let's let's let's let's just be honest
with it, with it all. The order of appreciation for
the Star Wars trilogies, Yeah, is the first trilogy. Obviously,
the Empire strikes back New Hope, returning to Jedi, those
three then you gotta go Clone Wars. You gotta do

(14:43):
all of that stuff. You gotta go episode one, two
and three, and then you gotta go.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I can't. I can't weigh in, Joel, please weigh in,
because you.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You gotta go seven eight nine, you know, you know. Uh.
And And the thing about seven eight nine is it
started so great and then it kind of went off
in a direction that nobody you know, some people love it,
some people don't love it, and then they tried to,
you know, correct it, and I don't know, I don't know.
You know, a lot of people really really loved the

(15:13):
new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little,
you know, a little infny dippity about it. I love
Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever
get it twisted. I will always be a true fan
of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last
trilogy was my favorite.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
That's all God like, that's super fair. I feel like
it's definitely a fifty to fifty split on fans. I
think it'll see a lot Like with the original or
with the prequels, we saw a lot of kids who
that was their first Star Wars are like write or
die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything.
The people's are amazing. It's my first experience. So I'm
sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no,
Kylo is everything, and I really like the relationship between

(15:56):
Ren and Kilo, and there's a lot to love.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Scene wise, there's a kind of like sea.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Moments scenes and exactly Joel, You're nailing it.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Was like, what is even happening or just.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Good or just the storyline between Kylo and and Ray
you know what I mean, and how and how they
found each other and the you know, it gets a
little twisted. I feel like, and this is just my
personal belief and I love you know. I As a
movie by itself, I think, uh, the Last Jedi is
a good movie. But in the trilogy form. I don't

(16:30):
think it fits at all. I think it's like and
I think it's because they're writing around shit. In the
two That Surrounded you know what I mean? So and
the Force Awakens, they wrote a story. He deviates from
the story, and then JJ tries to correct, but the.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Course correcting at the end did not work for me.
I love The Last Jedi. It's my favorite of the
new trilogy. But it's because it has a lot of
tropes that I was born a Star War. You take
a lot of the Phone Wars moments that I love
and brought them to the like the big screen, and
I was all like, although, blowing up the ship like
that's my next tattoo, very legitimate?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
But who hold out?

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Man?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
And where to fuck this hold over?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
If you had read the book Princess of alder On,
you would know exactly.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Read Yeah, I totally get that. But for the majority
of Star Wars fans, who the fuck is hold up?
It's like people that it's like introducing Darth Maul again
in Solo. Most of the people didn't want. Most Star
Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the
Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels, so they have
no idea that Darth Maul survives this fall uh from

(17:29):
uh from obi Wan when obi Wan slices happens. Hold on,
just just wait a second.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I'm worried people are tuning out. I'm worried. I'm worried
that people are We're gonna pin podcast, We're gonna We're
gonna pin.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It now, We're gonna pin it now, let's get back
to scrubs. Is that something you want to say? Joel
period out.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
It and then we can move on. But just this
is the new the new conversation of nerds. All nerd me.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You had to read all the comics to go into
the movies the TV shows to enjoy this stuff, because
that's whe all the GT details were, and that's how
we separated. And I don't want to reopen the argument
of what a true nerd is. You can like things
and be as nerdy about them as you want to.
But I find something so so satisfying about having read
one hundred comic books and thirty six novels and getting
to the movie and then all of that backward is
paid off in the film.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's people.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
I know.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
It alienates some people, and that pressures people, but get
on board, like.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's awesome, Joel, you and I are the same person.
I've read damn near every Star Wars comic book, like
I have singles, I have the actual graphic novels I
have at all. But that being said, man, it's like
you got to look at it as a lot of
people don't read that shit, and because they don't read
that shit, you got to keep the story. You know,
you can still pay homage and have little inside jokes,

(18:39):
but you can't make actual storyline about things that happen
in the comic that only you know, like a million
people read, you know, I mean, you just can't. You
just see what you're saying if the same yet, And
that being said, six eight.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
I'm not sure we made a bunch of Nurse's story.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Here, yea.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I think we should have kept going. I just think
we should have kept the preamble because you know why
people are gonna think. Joel and Donald have begun a
Star Wars podcast, and I accidentally clicked on that.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
By the way, I was literally only three minutes, dude.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
It was literally it was great. I was able to
get a light nap in listen Isaac Isaac Washington, Ted
Lang from The Love Boat.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, he's how awesome is that? He's amazing in this
episode too.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yes, he's a good actor. And I always thought that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
He had done more episodes than just this one. I
thought he was in two of them.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Now, did you watch The Love Boat? There's so many
episodes of love It's like over two hundred episodes of
The Love Boat. Did you watch?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I watched several, so it's a the Love Boat. I
do believe he did more than this. I think we didn't.
We have other cast members from The Love Boat on?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yes, well doc Doc was on? Wasn't Doc on?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah? I believe so I could. Let's this is a
Scrubs wiki question.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
No, we can't put him to work right away. Dude,
how are we doing with him? Joelle? Do we getting
him his vocal pops? Okay, he's happy.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
You gotta keep him very happy.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
It's like you gotta keep you gotta feed the beast.
You gotta give him a swag every time he answers
a question, Donald.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Do you want me to do the recap?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah? Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Did you rehearse?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I didn't this time?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Okay, let me get my timer ready. I don't really
think this is I'm gonna say something controversial that I
don't say very often. Right, this episode is not.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
That great, Okay, I I wow, that's that's something to
be said.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Uh, it's all right. And by the way, to all
stars behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Bucklan, I'm just
saying it wasn't one of my favorites. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is
just like a day in the life in the hospital
and it kind of you'll kind of hear that in
my recap.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
It feels like a B side.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yes, it's like a it's like a It's like right,
it's like the Wu Tang Clan came out with Protect
Your Neck, and on the B side was Method Man.
The Method Man's song is Dope and to Protected next.
I can't this is a bad example because both songs
are so really just really good. All right.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
This is I think we all know a song on
the album that comes out that's like, eh, it's not
the best song, but I'll still play it, right, And
that's how I feel about this episode. It's like, it's fine,
there's some funny shit in the opera, singer singing mister mistake,
and there's some there's a couple of funny things. But
I was I didn't I didn't really laugh out loud
that much.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, Rob said, here we go.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Wait, wait, let me get my timer ready, okay and go.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
The gang has reached a new level of confidence, but
all make big mistakes in this episode. They all have
to learn to live with it, because, let's be honest,
in real life, you don't get a do over. Some
find it very challenging, some find it very easy. But
in the end, all of them are happy with how
they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or
so it seems.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, that was twenty three seconds.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Wow, that's all I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I feel like you need to be really using your
time because.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm trying to listen. I have anxiety over this every
fucking episode.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Good, you had seven seconds. You could have gone into
detail about the janitor wearing a white coat.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Well, no, because that's not the that's not the that's
not a recap. That's when you.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
When you when you're fucking just giving up seven seconds.
You could be talking about the B story of the
C story.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
You could that's but I think that's what we're supposed
to do in the podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
No, but you could also be like. And also the janitor,
you can be like. And also the janitor wears a
white coat because he tries.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
To tell me, tell me if I have tell me
if I get this in seven seconds. And also the
janitor wears a white coat because JD decided to wear
a white coat to work one day.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Okay, good, that was a very.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Funny storyline, though I thought. I thought the fact that no,
well that too, but the fact that JD decided to
wear you know what, I'm a fucking resident. Now I'm
gonna wear a white coat to work, right, and and
and because I'm important and I'm a doctor and I
need this white.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
He was feeling himself.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
He was totally feeling himself. He's feeling accomplished. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well and then a little bit of trivia. Doctor Cox
does not wear a white coat the whole episode.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Which is odd because he wears a white coat always.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Right, And I think I get I'm assuming it was
some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By
the way, his biceps, he must have done a lot
of I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh,
I won't wear a white coat, just to really accentuate
what a dork JD is. And then Johnny was like,
but but in lieu of a white coat, my biceps

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are going to be fucking pumped.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
He doesn't fuck around, man.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
You can tell he was curling before.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Where you've seen you can tell that Johnny does not
fuck around when it comes to fitness. Man. His fitness
was you know, I don't know how you know his
His wife is very health conscious when it comes to
eating and stuff like that. I don't know if Johnny
was like that before he met her, but he definitely
was putting on He was definitely in.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
The diet wise, but bro, he was always ripped.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, he was putting that work.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
He puts us to shame, dude, yeah he is. How
are you doing on your fitness thing? By the way,
because I've been being a little lazy. I mean, obviously
I've got a few things on my mind, but I've
been I haven't really been killing it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies.
I'm in deep shit pretty much like I were stuck
in a loop. I work out an hour every day
pretty much. I work out, you know, with the trainer.
I work out, you know, on my peloton. I have
food that's delivered to me. The shout out to Trifecta Nutrition.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Do you know, by the way in there's an allowable
amount of of like insect and rodent parts allowed in tuna.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows you
to allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed
to eat a certain amount of.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I'm sure it's in all foods because you just can't control.
You can't get if you have a factory, you can't
get your insects slash roadent problem down to zero. But
there is like literally you can google it. There's like
an allowable amount of like roach slash rat parts allowed
in tuna fish. Did you know that? Joel?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You're ruining food for so many people.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I'm just telling you. If you don't believe me, if
you're sitting there listening, going if you like doing the.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Salad sandwich, you might want to change your.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Joel, can you google what the allowable amount of of
roach slash rodent parts in tuna is? Use Google? Like,
Joel's gonna Joe Well's gonna do it for you guys,
because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes.
I'm listening to podcasts while I do dishes. It's nice
to speeds along the dishes, does it.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, you have a lot of dishes like that where
you gotta be where you're washing for an hour. And well, my.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Girlfriends are really good. No, it's the whole pocket. My
girlriends are really good cook and she's always mate.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans
doesn't make her a really good cook. Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know for a fact, my girlfriends are ridiculous cook.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Your girlfriend's are very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenon.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also
there's like breads going during the day and it's like
a whole thing, and I'm so appreciative it. But then
I look at the sink and it's like like psycho
and so I got god, Joelle's face is not making.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
She's not making.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh, here you go.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
This is According to LiveScience dot com, ground cinnamon can
contain up to an average of four hundred insect fragments
per fifty grams. Regular can do an average of three
hundred insect fragments per ten grams?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, and tuna. I remember tuna being high.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
How many grams in announce specifically twenty eight grams and announce?
How do you know that, Daniel?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
How do you think I know that?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Could you be selling that ship on the regular?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Don't get the cobs coming to his store? Wait a
second coming after?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Did you find say coming to be the Feds? Did
you find feds?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Did you find tuna? Joelle?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
I think that's what Daniel to said to you.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
No, he was talking about how many grams.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
And no, No, Joelle, Yeah, tuna look tuna specifically because
I remember reading that being like, oh, you're allowed to
have rat parts in your tuna. By the way, my
episode is supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby,
but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys
have it?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
No? I think it's on the DVD version.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh see, this is one of those examples of they
replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat
Stephens song Here Comes My Baby in this.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I found it very interesting in this episode that a
bunch of doctors didn't know where the g spot was.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
M Well. I found that Sarah's character to know the
GSP no and the young she was a nurse. She
was a young nurse.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
That doesn't mean listen man, come on, now, come on, buddy.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think that that it wasn't like she was that
particular young woman didn't know and because Sarah was being
slut shamed by the way, this episode is about someone
being slut shamed. Yeah, and uh, yeah, Sarah, it is
slutshained by the entire hospital because she had a one
night stand.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's fou. I find that very interesting. And this is
an age old argument, but I find it very interesting
that women aren't allowed to or in society society base
women aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want
to be without being shamed for it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I think that's ridiculous too, And I think this episode
early on was trying to was trying to point it
out how bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some
sort of identity. Elliott's looking for some sort of identity
in the hospital. She doesn't really have any. You and
Judy tell her that her only an identity is being white,
and and she's looking for something that will help her

(29:10):
stand out. So then as much as she doesn't like
the attention she gets for this one night stand. She's
then starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh,
I love you know. Towards the end she starts like
feeling it a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliott Reid.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Tramp, but there's nothing. That's the one thing that I'm
that I find. It's just a little weird to me,
because you know, a guy sleeps with a lot of
girls and he can still be looked at as a stud.
A girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut.
You know, why is that?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I don't understand I don't I don't understand it.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Either's body needs to be a commodity and so it
can be tarn ished. Where it's a guy, I can't
charge his body because not worth anything other than what
you can fighte for. But if a girl's body is violated,
then was she worth marrying? And we just haven't let
go that thought process.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
That's stupid. That's some stupid ass ship right there, Joelle.
That can't I can't get over that.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
It is real talk though, that it's bullshit that there
is a double standard and women can't do all the
fun adventures.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
No, they can't. They just you're gonna get a shamed
for it.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I know. But that's bullshit, Yeah it is. I agree,
that's fucking bullshit. All the guys the whole point in
this episode, these guys, all these these mancho surgeons are
all chest bumping and high fiving and talking about women.
And then Sarah like goes and has a one night
stand and the whole hospital is talking about it, and
everyone's staring at her, and everyone's giggling, and everyone's and
and this game of telephone goes around the whole hospital

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until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's
like listening and she's, wait, I'm Elliott Reid.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
And you didn't laugh at that. You didn't think that
was funny.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny
in this. She made me laugh a few times. And
Rob made me laugh a few times when he when
when he when he's when he's doing his motor boating,
I mean, he does some funny.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I laughed. I thought it was real cool the way
it was shot me high fiving all of my friends,
Yeah that was and all of that stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
And then it cuts to me and goes bye bye Turk.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I thought that was very fun.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
What about your lisp which is really prominent, and you go,
it's very I wrote it down, you wrote my back
is as swollen as Elliott's big ass breaths her.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill
was firing, Like, you got to cut that shit now?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
And now I see what Bill? And these are the
takes Bill chose. Yeah, and I'm sure you made you
a d R. But how you adr it any better?
Because you got the fucking list.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
It's That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs
was my my teeth. You know what I mean. I
went from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to
season nine when I freaking get my teeth picked like
in season nine, I have temporaries and so you'll notice
it when we start watching. My teeth look like fucking
I got you know, I got jacked up teeth, you

(32:03):
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
How many how many types? How many different rounds of
teeth have you had?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I've had like four?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Oh my god, see your baby teeth right.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Baby, the baby teeth that I started with. Then we
then I tried to correct the baby teeth that I
When I look back at it now, I'm like, I
wish I didn't correct it because my smile was so youthful.
But it was because I had teeth of a child.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
But I have a question, did your teeth? Did your
baby teeth never fall out?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
They did, except for one one didn't fall out and
it was stuck.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Why didn't you have it pulled?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Because the big tooth grew around it and I would
have had a big gap in my uh in my
mouth from that happening.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Okay, did not take you to the dentist or some shit.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
They did, But I didn't want to get braces. I
was like, g the fuck out, I'm not getting braces.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Ironic, and then ironically, your most famous role was having
braces to hide your fucked up teeth.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
To hide my fucked up teeth.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Okay, So then we're in scrubs and you get your
teeth Redney, Yes, and then you had them redone again.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well, I got them redone. I got a bridge put in.
And then one night, while eating uh from green Blatz,
I was eating a Rubert Postrami ruben sandwich from green
Blats and the bread was extra hard, and I broke
my bridge. And so when I went back to get
the bridge fixed, he was like, why don't we just
put a screw in it and there you won't ever

(33:24):
have to worry about a bridge again. I was like,
all right, fine, let's do that shit. And then the
screw that they the the fake tooth that they put in,
was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth, and
so I was like, all right, now we gotta fix this. Now,
I gotta for symmetry purposes, let's fix the whole thing.
And that's how That's how it happened.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Now these do these ones come out at night? You
put them in like a cup.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
They're not dentures.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Oh I picture they pop them out at night. Do
you put that little tablet in there?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't like you right now. With my grandfather, you.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Put that a little bubbly tablet in there.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's real funny when when when I used to ensure
my grandfather and he would wake up in the morning
and didn't have his teeth in, how its face looked.
I can only imagine me right now with no teeth
in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Oh my god, it's not a good look. It's not
it's a good look for hey, listen, I can be
self deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin,
and that really you know, a lot of times the
cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way
that I I didn't mind the way I looked, But
this episode in particular, I feel going, oh, that is
not a good angle I have. I just have no chin.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I disagree with that.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Someone once wrote about me like some like reporter was
like writing a review and I'm like, the chinless brath.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
See, that's some bullshit, and that's tab that's a tabloid
speaking right now.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
That was obviously it obviously wasn't a nice person, but
that's what they wrote.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
There's no way that's a respectable journalist, you know what
I mean. Anybody who's gonna sit there and make fun
of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real journalist.
Because we all come in different I'm.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Saying if I were to get dancers like yours, I
would get like chin dentures.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't have dentures. You fucking let's go to break.
We gotta go to break. Let's go to break. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I'm just saying, if they made like a chin, I
know they make chin implants, but I'm not gonna go
have surgery. But if they were like a temporary thing,
like it was like a equivalent of dentures. But it
just kind of clipped on and made me look like
I had a bigger chin. Maybe I'll get a prosthetic
for like one of my roles, one of my movie parts.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You know, I feel that way about my hair, man,
I feel that way about my hair. You know a
lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair.
I have hair that is leaving me.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's get plugs.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, black people can't get plugs.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Why.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
It just doesn't do well, Like it doesn't do well
with the with the the healing process and all of
these other things. They don't. It just doesn't. If you
look it up, African American hair doesn't do well with
hair plugs. That's why all the Bosley commercials it's mostly
white men.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh I never knew that.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, what about it to pay? What about you kiss
my ass? What about let's get back into the show.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Jamie Fox has a great one.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Well, I don't know that. I know that, I know
that Jamie does wear his hair. Okay, is this something
we can talk about?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yeah, I mean it's halfway pictures. I don't have the
real skinny on what's going on, but you can see
that that Lebron James to get here lying constantly.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there.
It's his hairline. Dude, Lebron's guy. Lebron was bold.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Dude, Why do you call Lebron's guy?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I'm sure because you know what, I think. Lebron did
the hair plugs and it worked for him because he
has the scar on his head. Now that's the problem
with hair plugs. You had to get a scar on
your head.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Do you want me to call Lebron and ask him
who did his plugs? Because I'm making another culture. I'm
calling Figgy, I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me
to add Lebron?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Sure, okay, Lebron hair plugs for Donald. Got a lot
of calls to me today.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You know the funniest part of Malthel McConaughey, what the
hell did he do? Because that sit was on its
way out and now he has a fullhead of hair.
He looks like freaking He's got a gold he's got
golden locks, he's got a mane.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
You know what. The funniest part of this episode is
what's that Ted's office? Yeah, we see Ted's office for
the first time and I wrote it down. He's so funny.
I tell him that he has a nosma, Ted Lang
and he goes, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it?
Do you have it with you? You're disgusting, get rid
of the nose. And then I go, Ted, just calm out.

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He goes, maybe you should calm down, and then he
goes to his file folder and pulls it out and
fills out a file that says, Oh, we don't have
to worry, it's not our fault. And then I go, okay,
thanks Teddy, and he.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Goes, it's my birthday and You're like what.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
And I'm like what and he goes nothing, and I
leave and he goes to himself and many more.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
And it pays off in the end. It pays off
in the end when Judy's like when Judy goes and
tells Kelso about Cox actually not making a mistake and
the hospital won't get sued right, and he's like, now
get out of here because he's pissed that he can't
barade cocks and you know, make Cox feel low because
I get out here because I'm about to make somebody hurt.

(38:45):
And here comes Ted with his cupcake.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah, for his birthday. He's got a cupcake with a
candle in it that he's lit for himself.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
He's like, you mind if I sit down?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Mind if I sit down? And then Kells's.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Like, yes, please, by all means.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
That's so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Sam Lloyd amazing? Rest in peace? Sam Lloyd so amazing?
On this do we?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Speaking of rest in peace? I got to mention that
that beautiful woman from Glee who they who they found today?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, yeah, they found they found they found a body.
They haven't. TMZ says it's a they haven't.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people
are just dying in the most horrible ways. It feels
like lately, yeah, and and and and I don't know
I thought that that that she I never met her
in real life, but man, she was so talented and
out on a boat with her kid. I mean fucking hell.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, it's uh it's really crazy. Kelly Preston, Kelly Preston,
rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, crazy.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
And you guys, Russell Westbrook was just chested positive for
COVID nineteen.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Wow, who's that?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
So, Russell Westbrook is is one of the NBA's elite players.
He's the only NBA player since Bill No, since Oscar
Robertson to average a triple double for an entire season.
He's done it for a couple of seasons. Uh, and
he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
So the basketball season is not going to really be
able to happen, right.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen,
if all of these are.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Golf is different golf, you're out on your own. These
guys are going to be bumping up against each other.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah. But if you can can that's the whole thing.
If you can contain the virus in that bubble and
it not blow up in that bubble, you can then
have a season. The problem. You would do it if
I could, If you could safely tell me that everyone
is being tested going into this bubble, yeah, I would

(40:48):
do it. So what's like, that's like going and doing
a movie right now. I would assure you they're not
going to be able to I totally agree, but if
they could assure you, we'll have everybody crew included, and
food being made within everything, catering everything. No one leaves
this bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly, and.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Then it all it takes is one person to go
make that mistake.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, Beard fa says in the background in this episode, Ye,
good to see mckhead is in this episode.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Mickhead is one of the guys ogling Sarah Chalk.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yes, at the end of the episode.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, lots of men are What about when Todd is
playing the bongos on doctor Amato's head, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, that is very funny to me. How about uh,
would you say, doctor Amato?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Doctor Almao?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, what did you say before that? But you say
something wrong?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Doctor Amato. By the way, they couldn't have found a
shorter actor, and so there's there's all this like creative
camera work to try and make him seem shorter than
he actually is.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I mean, the guy did a great job, but I
don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, there's one shot where at the end it's definitely
a camera up high on a high angle looking down
at him, and then on a camera on a low
angle looking.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
They had to accentuate it to make it. I mean,
he's sure he's a short man, but I.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Mean they tried to make him hobbit short though.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, they tried to. They tried to do some Hobbit ship, right. Yeah,
you really like cheated the size of them.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
When she Elliot's talking about you know, when she gets
into it, she says, I'm Elliott Reid Tramp. She starts
to get into it and she's like, I told I
told her the only two sexual positions I know, and
then I just started naming bugs. And then she goes,
the thing is, she said, she already tried stink bug.
That was funny.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
We should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been
playing now that Joel brought to our attention.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I brought it to your attention.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Well, Joel brought it to your attention. You know she didn't. Oh,
I saw it on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's pretty cool. Uh, you already said quite a few
things from the I was.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
On time are you playing the game?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
But I looked at and I was like, wow, this
is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem
to do in every episode, or almost every episode, enough
so that somebody can play a game of bingo.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Right, I don't have it in front of me. What
were some of the things?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well, you saying that's funny?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Have I said that so far?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You said that several times? So far? Okay, me being late,
me saying you know what I mean? Us arguing, us
arguing five, six, seven, eight?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Uh you singing, me singing?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah. Oh, I think it's when Joel or Dan speaks
both happens.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Think we got every everyone covered. Joel, what are some
of the other ones? You have it up in front
of you.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I was trying to look for it so we could
give credit.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It was on Twitter. Yeah, someone made a fake Doctor's
Real Friends Bingo card.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
By the way, I was thinking, you know, now that
Europe is is really conquered this we could go tour
do this show and tour it across Europe's let us
in Oh that's right, we're not allowed in in the UK.
We could just tour the UK.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
We'd we'd.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Oh man, all right, imagine Europe starts letting us in again,
because this country. I'm sorry, we are so fucked with
this virus right now and it's not getting any better.
So I thought you and I should go on a
European tour and we're gonna tour fake doctors, real friends around.
We're gonna bring Joel and Daniel. We're gonna get a

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big ass tour bus, and we're gonna make the fake
doctor's real friends express.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Wow, let's fucking do it. Let's do it like a
national Lampoon's European tour.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, we're gonna go on all the adventures. We're gonna
do this show live in front of people. They're gonna
come to the theater. I mean, you know, I'm not
talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in Europe anymore,
but I'm saying like.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Soon, all right, I'm down for that second. The second
start up talking about touring recently. So maybe that's why.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I just think I'm tired of being in my house
and I know you are too. And what if there
was a way once Europe allows American citizens back in?
How embarrassing is that sentence? Do you know I think.
I read online there's like only twenty or twenty five
countries that US citizens are currently allowed into.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Fucking I read another, I read, I read another. I
read another article where it said Florida is the fourth
highest country, not fourth highest country, but it has uh
it's the fourth highest in all of the world countries
included uh COVID. It goes something like Germany, another country,

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the United States of America, and then Florida.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah, the Santus nailed it, nailed it this.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Let's do a real quick pick up here with the
fake doctor jil Friend's bingo.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Okay, so the person who created.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Is on Twitter as at Brown Underscore, Bear, Underscore, Moby m.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
O b E.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Some of the other topics that would have you been
able to put on your thing today is.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Donald does an opra impression.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
No, we haven't gotten there yet, but he's gonna do
when we have the guests. So you would have had.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Ask Bill star wars talk, Oh my god, star Wars talk,
ringtone reference, Willy talk, we haven't.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Oh yeah we did Willy talk. We haven't not a
ringtone reference? Get your ringtones, another one, another one.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
And essential workers shout out you.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Haven't done that yet.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
We will haven't done that yet. That's at the end
of the show.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
And someone talks about wanting a.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Hug on I do want to hug you non, So
there you go. Wow, listen, whoever brown Bear, Moby, you
did a good job because everybody would would have had
a full Bengo card. So you guys can get your
go get your fake doctor. Maybe we should we should
put that up on the maybe put a link to it, Joelle,

(47:16):
where can you put it?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
That's a good idea maybe we can make since we've
got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch,
and it's coming soon people, so just hang on, hang
in there. Yeah, maybe that's how we do it. If
you can get your Bingo card into Joel the first one.
How do we do that where we play a big

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ass Bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we
should start. There's got to be a way to do
it where we hand out Bengo cards via either email
or a website where you sign up and you get
a Bengo.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
It sounds like so much work. How about we just
put this dude's Bengo card like on a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Because it's the same big Well that's fine too, but
it's the same Bengo card though people.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Aren't going to really play it. It's just the inside
joke of it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, one doesn't want to fucking play Bingo.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You think you be like, Okay, the show is starting,
I get a card out. No, it's not gonna happen,
and it's just a joke.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
They were getting the booze out when the show started.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, but they said, like someone told me I read
on one of the comments was good thing this isn't
a drinking game, because we'd all be ship faced.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
I was going to say, so, you guys do have
from our kombucha friends GTS Kombucha. Uh, they are offering
to send fre kombucha to you the fans. We can
either do it through or if you guys mister ground Beear,
I can reach out him and say thank you for
the Bingo card.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yes, that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
That's a great I discovered a new flavor of GT
kombuchaka what gingerberry.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh ginger Berry, it is good.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You know.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I went to air Onan the health food store here,
and I didn't know that there were like so many
flavors of G T's kobucha. I just know the ones
they sent us to. You know, there's like, there's so
many flavors. They had a whole frigerator rack.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It was like ginger Berry. Heaste good. Hold on a second, he's.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Probably going to get it. So that's a good idea, Joelle,
we could I think we give a prize to a
fan of a fan of a fan, a deserving fan
of the week, and I think the month of the month, okay,
because we're not gonna get it that much of the month.
So this one's this month's prize. We'll go to brown

(49:24):
Bear Moby yeah a mob for his uh for his
genius fake Doctor's Real Friends bingo card.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, I'll hit him up on Twitter now and I'll
let a know we picked a winner.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Donald while you were away, we decided that we're going
to give our monthly GT's prize to the creator of
the bingo card.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, you do you?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Are you okay with that? And you're the co host,
you're the co creator of the show. Are you okay
with that?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I'm fine, I'm fine with that. Uh, there you go.
So if you have interesting ideas for our show and
you want us to or merch ideas or merch ideas,
and you want to give us, give them to us. Uh,
you won't be just giving them to us. You will

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receive a gift from us.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
You might receive something as dope as a GT's Kimbcha
care package.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Let me tell you something right now, I drink it
every day.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I'm out, I'm out of my last shipment.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Now I go to the store and buy it now.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Oh yeah, now I'm gonna have to go buy it too.
Now I'm gonna have to go do what you're supposed
to do and go buy it.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
It's delicious, man, it really is good. I do it.
I drink when I'm working out. I drink it when
I'm just chilling out in the house. Mmm hmm, you know.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
My wife's like, would you like another GT's Kimbucha? And
I look at it and I go another.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
One, another one. But you remember you're only supposed to
have three a day. Now, that's what GT himself told us.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
That's right, another one. Let's take a break.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
We'll be right back after these fine words.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Hello, Jolie's cylinder, how do you say your name? Jamie?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
There's the last thing for your Bingo card Donald doing
Oprah voice.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
How's it go over?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Good to see you? Welcome to Fake Doctor's Real Friends
with Donald, Faison, Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman, and Joel Monique.
Where are you calling from? Jennie Toronto?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Or she got her she got her championship T shirt
on y'all. She's flashing her Toronto Raptors championship T shirt.
Too bad? They lost your boy last year when they
lost Kawhi Leonard. But yeah, you guys are still really
you got not only are you. I'm gonna be honest
with you. I thought you guys were gonna be I
thought you guys were gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakam,

(52:03):
Holy shit, he can play ball. Uh. Your point guard,
which is I think Mike Kaminsky. No, it's not Mike Jaminsky.
I forget his name. He has a he has a
very unique name.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
It's like Otis Bird's song.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
No, it's not Otis Bird's song. Uh. Anyway, he stepped up.
He's now averaging sixteen points a game.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
You guys got a little bit of a crew over there.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Je Jamie Donald said that he wanted to live in
Toronto if he could live anywhere.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I know, I love that. I was so excited. You should.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I love that city. Yeah, it's my kind of town,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
What's a good What do you have a favorite bar,
Jamie that Donald and I should go to when more
in Toronto.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
And when we're in the six.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
So okay, what's your favorite restaurant we should go to?
Is there a restaurant you should recommend?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope
because it's not it's not American food. It's not americanized.
So it's not like, you know, you go and get
Italian American food, or you go get or you go
get Ethiopian American food. You actually go get food from
the culture. So Italian is actually the people that are
that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. They're

(53:22):
from Italy and have moved too Little Italy in Toronto.
So everything's very authentic when it comes.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
To that sounds good. I just thought Jamie might be like,
oh my god, you have to try such and such, like.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
In and Out is an amazing burger, Like I say, if.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
You come to Los Angeles, you have to try Salts Cure.
It's like the best restaurant in town.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Isn't that that restaurant that you own.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, but it's good.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Get out that place, Salts Cure.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
They do have a great brunch.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I gotta tell you, salt does have a great brunch.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I know, Jamie. Sorry, this episode that you just joined
has really gone off the rails today. It's all over
the place, but it will always be remembered as a
crazy one. Do you have a question for Oprah over here?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I do.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you,
so I'm wondering when you had to do the episode
where you were speaking in Spanish, how did.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
That go for you. I don't remember, to be honest
with you, but I imagine I Judy was hanging out
around the set to make sure I said my lines correctly.
If I remember correct I remember. I believe that was
the case. But I didn't have to speak a lot
of Spanish. I had to speak very little Spanish. I
think Turk spoke poor Spanish. As a matter of fact,

(54:38):
didn't he or learning it? So he could talk to
Carla's brother who spoke Spanish and he kept messing up anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Oh, I forgot about your whole nemesis that was her brother.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you, Jamie.
I I'm sure they fed me lines off camera, and
that's how I was able to do.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie, so he could, like
he can like mimic things really really well. So I'm
sure that someone was probably just saying it and he
was just like copying it.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, if you can listen, if you can make if
it's going to make my performance better, I have no
problems with line readings, but if it's not going to
make my performance better, please don't do it.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah, well, this wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading
if someone just saying repeat after me.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Sure if somebody was like saying like this, Kayota, is
you know what I mean? Okay, kayot I is you
know what I mean? That's a lot of reading that
was perfect said just like I said, good job.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
What else?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Do you have another question? Do you have a question?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
I'm wondering because when I would watch it back, I
swear my thinking was in your voice over. Yeah, I'm
wondering because you haven't really talked about the voiceover work,
So what was that process?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Like, that's a good question. No one has asked that.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Nobody's ever asked that.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
By the way, Jamie, kudos to you, because after after
twenty years of being on the show, Donald, I pretty
much know the twenty questions we're gonna get asked, and
you have gone outside the box. No one has ever
asked me the voiceover process on set because we had
to time out. You know, a lot of times our
movement around there would be timed out for how long

(56:18):
my voiceover was. So in the rehearsal I would read
it just so everyone could get a sense of its
place in the scene. And then while we were doing
the scene, my stand in, whose name was Scott Rabbidou,
would would read it. So if we're in the middle
of a scene and you kind of you we all
had to pause for the voiceover, Scott Rabbitdoo would be
off camera reading the voiceover, and then at a certain

(56:41):
point in the week, I'd find a time to go down.
They built a sound booth studio into the hospital, and
I would go down into the sound booth and record
all my voiceovers for the episode, and I'd go into
the booth and I'd kind of read each one three
or four times, kind of trying different ways of doing it,

(57:02):
trying different speeds and doing them, and that would those
are what they'd use for editing. Then there were times
Bill would come, hey, will you come in here. I
want you to redo this one for this reason, or hey,
will you come into the edit room. I rewrote this one,
or hey, you got to do this one way faster,
and we'd tweak it as we went along, but just
so the editors had something to work with, I would
go in and kind of lay them all down, and
that's how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably

(57:24):
only sound engineers would notice is there was a different
microphone used for the boom mic that was recording the
actors on on set versus a sort of more voiceover
style microphone for the voiceovers. And they always added a
tiny bit of little reverb but tiny bit little echo
to the voiceovers, so that if it was ever unclear,
the audience in their head could distinguish between a voiceover

(57:47):
and JD really talking, which would only happen sometimes if
you were like if I was off camera, they'd be like, wait,
is JD saying that out loud? Or is that a voiceover?
So they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover.
If that not everyone notices.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
That's great. Do you have another question? We'll give you
another one.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you
really you really uh set the bar high.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
I guess what is a scene that you can remember
that was just so funny?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You guys could barely get through it?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Oh singing guy, I love to each other. That when
when when he holds up his fist and I say,
you're the only man that's ever been inside of me.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
And you grab my fist?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, And he goes, whoo, who boa I just took
out his appendix and clarify And he goes, no, no, no,
you go like this. You go oh no, oh no,
I feel like we should clarify. There's no need to clarify.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Oh no, just let it grow more and more each day.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
It's like I married my best friend, but.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
In a totally man louis Let's go.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I love. What I love about the Let's go is
the let's go was let's go to the end of
the bed and sing.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
So let's go.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Let's go guy, Let's go to the Let's walk two
feet to the right and sing the rest of this song.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
It's anyway, guy love, compromise the feeling of some other guy,
guy holding up your heart into the guy anyway there
to share through all the lows. I'll be there to
share the high.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Do your dear Michael Jackson thing. And when I say
I love you Turk, it's not what it employs.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
It's guy love between.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Guy That sounds like Fantom of the Opera. But anyway,
look at that, Jamie, you got us to sing guy love.
I wish I could send you ga, but Joel already
gave it away. They only get We only get one

(01:00:17):
palette of month to give away, Joe. We're going to
need more gifts to give to people because you've gotten
me on this. You know, on real radio shows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
You're in a giving mood right now, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Well listen. You know on a real radio show, they're
always giving away ship. I got two tickets to see
Steely Dan whatever it is like, I really want to leave.
It was the first game in my mind. I want
to give shit away.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Babyface live at the Palladium.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Doing all that I'll buy your clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Is that a baby Face song?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I'll pay your rent. I'll make your dinner for you
as soon as I get home from work out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
That's the song I'll pay your rent.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Dude. Baby Face could write songs about anything. He wrote
a song called Shoop and the whole song.

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Is shoot Shoop Shoot Shoot Shoo Babo, Shoot Shoot shoe baboo,
Shoot shoot chew babo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
My no, all you got to do is shoot shoot shoot,
And people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Like this was the number one hit was number one.
It was one of Whitney Houston's biggest hits.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Wait, didn't we go to Babyface's house once?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah? Remember, yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
And I remember the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Halloween party at the freaking what you might call it
at the at the at the Playboy mansion and we
went with uh, we went with my old manager, Evan Haney.
We went with Babyface's wife at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Right, And we went to Babyface's house and we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Went to I remember us walking in and being like, holy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Shit, there was a guard gate. I remember that the
house had its own guard gate. It looked like I
thought that was I thought that was baller. I was like,
one day I need my own guard Gate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
But the property was huge. It was like he had
tennis courts. He had a big ass field.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yeah, baby baby Face did well for himself. Yeah you
think is he still with that that woman who was
your manager ex manager?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
No, they broke up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
She went half.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Her name was Tracy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
She probably got the guard Gates. She probably got the
guard Gate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
She's she's done very well for herself. She's a very
she's a movie producer. She's she's uh, she's she's managed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I've seen the house that Shoop Shoop shoop Shoop got
and it was dope.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Well, I think that's the I think that was the
the one that Boys and Men got him, because you know,
Babyface wrote uh uh, he wrote end of the road.
Still I can't let it's so nice you belong to me,
belonged to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I feel like I could have been in Boys to Men. No, No,
I could have been no, because I can sing falsetto
really well. I could have been the guy who always
do us falsetto and not. I don't think you the
guy who always sings falsetto.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Do you remember that time we met Neo who's Neo?
Oh no, you're breaking my.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Heart is he someone in Boys to Men?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
No, he's not someone in Boys to Men. But we
were in Vegas. Now at that time, Patrick came to
Vegas to meet us in Vegas and his wife threw
up all over the place and they had to leave in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
The middle of the in the middle of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Right, And but we introduced uh Neo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah, I don't know who it is. I don't we
introduced him. I don't know his music.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
He wrote so Sick of Love songs, so sad and slow.
I can I turn off the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I remember that we were at this club and they said,
would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at
first we were like no, no, no, thank you. We're
just here to have fun. But that's first feed to
be asked. Thank you. Then we got hammered and they
were like, do you want to introduce Neil? We were
like yes, we okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
We do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
We're like on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Were like yeah, on stage, and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
We jumped on the there was a strippers there was
a stripper pool, and we were like sliding around the
pole and then we were like and I was like,
in my head, I had no idea who Neil was.
But I'm like you're ready for y.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
He sings He's you know he sings that song with Pitbull. Uh,
what's the big song? Excuse me, excuse me. I'm my
dad should tonight and might not see you tomorrow tonight
on n there for you tonight and Dad then my Nana.

(01:04:51):
That one be my ny tomorrow. Let's do it tonight,
do do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Do Joel looks like she's about to light a lighter
and hold it in the sky round.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Let's do it tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Okay, Donald, he should put out an album.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I am. I'm gonna put out greatest hits, and it's
only gonna be the first five lines of every song
that I know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your
best friend and just knew you, I would buy the
Donald Faison Cover Tracks album.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
But it would only be five lines, be like tonight,
I'm a life for you tonight. Oh there we've gone
to the blame it on a night. Oh when you
all be hearing my arms.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Something like that, You're gonna need a nap after this episode.
I know, man, This is what I mean, y'all. He
goes hard and then he's gonna get woozy and need
a nap, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Woozy, I'm woozy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Questions that would be Jamie, or that would be a
good by the way, that would be another one, that
would be a good Uh, that would be a good notification.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I'm woozy, I'm woozy, Yo, another one, another one, I'm woozy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
I would so I would so love my notification whenever
I got a text to be like a woozy Jamie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
We loved having you on our show, Jamie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
It was a pleasure. Jamie. You really represented Toronto and Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Well, she's from the t dot. Give it up for
the t dot, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
And thank you for some of the six. Give her
some thunder Garden State, Oh, thank you. Jamie's representing. She's
holding up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie. That's
a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but he
didn't read it. As many of you know, he couldn't
find time to read it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Well, listen, I have seen the movie several times now, Yes,
to make up for it. I've seen the movie several times,
did you know, Jamie. I once flew to London to
watch Zach perform in a play.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yes, at the Duke of York's Theater in the West End.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yes, I paid my own ticket money. Oh that was
nice to fly to London and watch that prap. Dude.
I feel like we did the show on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I know we did, but this episode was I'm sorry
to the audience. I we we we started eleven. I
had a red bull. I can't. Donald must be drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I am not drinking. I am, I am, I am
on my on my Joe roganpil though.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Oh god, And I want you to know something that
if this episode is eleven minutes long, it's because we
had to edit a lot of shit out of it.
So I apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Yeah, we talked about a lot of things that we
want you to hear, but we're just a shame. We're
not ashamed, but we're scared that you're gonna shame us
for it. And that's the last thing anybody ever knows.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
She don't want to be shamed. So if you're wondering yourself, hey,
I'm not to go on a jog. Why is this
episode eleven minutes long? It's because Donald needed to be censored.
At the end of the run.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I could be in that band, dude, I feel dude,
I would love to have seen boys to men. It
imagine the four of them and then you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
See them well with Charlie. Remember that's how we met.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Absolutely, but I would that's not how you met. But
I would love to have seen you being the boys
to min band back in the day. It's like that
one black guy that's in all the white bands, you know,
that's the white to make it so that it works,
just so we can have it so that not only
white people listen to our music. Let's put a let's
put a brother in the band.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Just remember that Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the
fifth beatle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, she loves you? Was she loves you? Man, She's
got a ticket to ride? Was she got a ticket
to ride? And the bitch don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
If you guys have seen man, if if.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You never seen the sketch where Eddie Murphy was the
fifth beatle on SNL, please go watch it. That'sh's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
That's one of the funny. That's that he had some funny. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy Donald
that happened. Why can't he be our friend? I couldn't
If I could put him in a movie if I could,
if I could just get to work with him as
a as a as a director, actor, That's how it
start to be friends with him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's what you do with that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
There's not really a hard form. No, it's not only
a part for Eddie and this new one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I am writing, by the way, I just wrote before
this podcast, a letter to a Thespian who I would
love to be in my movie. Who's one of your favorites.
That's all I'm gonna say. I can't I can't say more.
But I'm going to off the air tell you. Don't guess,
but I'm gonna off the air tell you who it is.
And I hope this is I'm putting out into the universe. Now,

(01:09:25):
you fans, you listeners, you friends of ours will be
the first to know if he says yes, Leo, No,
it's not Leo, although everybody knows about your Leo Crutch buddy.
It's okay, le Man. I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Come on, man, there's nobody better.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
I feel like you want to I feel like you
want to hide the people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Leo. No, No, I don't want to come on, man,
I think I think come on, man, No, the dude's
fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Though I know he's amazing, but you talking about him
a lot. It's like you're trying to hide the people.
They are trying to dog this trying Are you trying
to dog?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
No, I'm not trying to doc.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
If you had to doc, would you? Would you doc? Leah?
If someone put a gun to your head and say doc.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Someone now, I duck you dude, O, thank you? Five six, seven,
eight stories.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs
and nurses in Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I said, here's the story next. All s no so
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