211: My Sex Buddy

On this week episode, JD and Elliot test their relationship as they attempt to be friends with benefits. In the real world, Zach and Donald are delighted to learn GQ UK think they're #2. An essential worker gets a special gift from GT's Kombucha!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, America's favorite fake doctor. You're talking about yourself again? Man, Oh,
look at you? How are you where a hit? I
gotta tell youst on them before you even say a word.
I'm gonna put you in a good mood. Guess what
GQ Magazine UK says is the second best podcast of
the year. What's that? US mofo? What's the first? I

(00:25):
don't know, I just clicked on it. The first one
is one called Popcast. Have you heard that? I know
if we ain't number one, and we ain't doing shit
number one, they got thirty three listed here. Bro that
you the people of the United Kingdom like us. I
love the people of the United Kingdom. Listen, I want
to hear what they said about us. Sure, go ahead.
Following in the wake of successful podcast launches from fellow

(00:47):
former TV stars at Sopranos and The Office, that's bullshit.
We were right before the Sopranos. I think anyway, who
shots fine? I know I actually don't want shots fired
at the Soprano Guy. Zach Braff and Donald Faison have
launched a podcast recapping the show that made them famous,
the two thousands medical sitcom Scrubs. Braff and Phason met

(01:08):
at the table read for the series, which ran for
nine series. They say series there instead of seasons, and
still has a devoted cult audience that you guys listening
thank you ten years after its finale and have been
best friends ever since. Braf hosted Phason's wedding in his
back garden. I would have said yard again, British people, okay. Naturally,

(01:29):
their rapport as podcast hosts is second to none. Donald's
second to none when it comes to number two, because
they're not judging solely rapport, they're judging podcasts as a
whole on Earth this year. If if the list were
best rapport, we'd be number one. Number one. Yeah, natural,
I'm gonna read that please, yes, listen ready, I'm gonna

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read that sense again because it's a delightful one. Naturally,
their rapport as podcast hosts is second to none, and
each episode gives listeners a window into a show biz friendship,
as well as behind the scenes anecdotes about the show.
The guest roster has thus far been excellent, with Bill Lawrence,
John McGinley, Sarah Chalkburne and Fresh You're all popping in
over the course of the run. Charming trips down memory lane. Aside,

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they also deal with some of the slightly more awkward
results of looking back at an old show in twenty twenty,
having frank conversations about episodes that feature blackface and racist
and sexist jokes. Well, they didn't have to end on
that sentence, for God's sake. The point is that we're
a big hit. GQ is a fancy magazine and they

(02:36):
like this. I've heard of them. Man, They're freaking they do.
They do great articles, right, I know what it stands for,
what gentle gentlemen quarterly? Gentleman's quarterly, but no ladies are
allowed to look at it. But I think it's intended
for the well dressed gentlemen. Like you're allowed to read Cosmo,
but you probably won't. I've never yea, I know, have

(02:59):
you ever read a Cosmo? No, I've drank one, though.
How are you doing, friend? I'm well, friend. How are
you I'm good? Yeah, I know, it's yeah, just just chilling,
just just getting by day by day. Babe. All right, Um,
tell me about your your weekend. What happened? What kind

(03:19):
of festivities? What did we do this weekend? Right? So
we went and if my dream could really come true.
I could get a golf simulator in my house. They're
so expensive, man, And it's like, but this is the
new video game, right, this is the new video game.

(03:41):
If you can somehow figure out a way to make
a video game that's so active that you do work
up a sweat. I feel like, you know, I've seen
all of these things with like the there's this one
thing where you put your iPhone on a plank board
and then you plank and but uh if you but
they put puzzles on the iPhone so you kind of try.
You have to try to make an object travel through

(04:04):
the maze that white I didn't know what. Well, you
got to buy it. But so it's like you're doing
it and you you're obliques and everything are getting worked.
And golf simulators are similar to that because it's almost like,
all right, look, not everybody's going out as much anymore, right,

(04:25):
especially to like the gym that doesn't really I don't
foresee myself doing that. You know, in my backyard, playing
golf is great. My kids are now into golf, but
I can't take them to play eighteen yet because they're
one way too tiny to the people behind us. Would
be pissed off. So a simulator would be great because

(04:46):
it looks like a video game. They put up targets, you,
you get a big screen, you get VR goggles. You
don't need VR goggles, but it would be cool if
if they if golf, If this thing you're talking about
entered the world of VR and you can look around
and stuff and play, I'd be amazing. It's just that
equilibrium would fuck kids up and grown ups up to

(05:06):
like walking into walls, you know, breaking furniture with your
club because you don't know where you are. All of
these things come into play, Okay, But with uh, I
feel like this is the conversation you're you're repeating the
conversation that you said to your wife to present to
her the idea why you guys need a golf simulator? Right,
And she said, no, I'm trying because I feel like

(05:27):
these I feel like these talking coins have been used before. Right.
But it's kids can work up a sweat, right, And
so my kids we saw a commercial for one on
television and my kids were like, oh, that looks like fun.
And I was like, oh does it look like fun?
And I tried my hardest to pitch it to my
wife and she was like, well, how much does it cost?

(05:48):
And I looked at the price and she was like, yeah,
that's not happening. Well, so, first of all, isn't it good? Though?
In COVID times when you can't really do anything, I've
seen you hitting balls and with the kids on your
Instagram and so at least you have something. If you
got this, you now have officially nothing to leave the
house for. It would now have the thing where you

(06:09):
can take the kids to the course, right yeah, but
you only get like an hour really with them outside. Also,
there's a bunch of so to get good at golf,
you need to practice. That's just how it is. And
being outside right now is a great thing. I can't
keep my kids on a golf course for you know,
four or five hours. That just don't have it in them.

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I thought you said that Rocco does nine holes. He does.
We do that in about an hour and a half
to two hours after that by the ninth hole. I'm
surprised he can do it. I mean, I would think
he'd get he loves it. He loves golf, man, he
loves it, and he can like play like he can
like let's be honest, he can hit the ball right,
and sometimes he hits the ball and I'm like, holy shit,

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he's gonna be a pro one day. And then sometimes
he hits the ball and I'm like, okay, he's only six,
you know what I mean, right, But he loves it.
He loves playing it. I'm trying to work with him
on putting like everyone else out there. Putting is the
hardest thing in the world, and he struggles with it.
And I mean it's just interesting to be like, yo,

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let's go ride bikes. No, I don't want to ride bikes. Okay,
let's go play nine holes okay, and he jumps out
like I can name so many other things to go
outside and do. Well, he's your minime. You successfully built
your minime. He's like, Dad, let's him talk about Star Wars,
play video games and then go play golf. No. Yeah,
I mean he's not into Star Wars as much as
he should be, as much as You're still finding ways

(07:35):
to be disappointed, you know, but uh, right now, he's
really in the Minecraft and that you know that. And
because of Minecraft, he's now into coding and he wants
to learn how to code so he can create his
own video game. That's amazing. It's I love I love it.
But he's like, there are things for kids to learn
how to do that at there's he's at the perfect

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and what does he get for a six year old? Well,
he's at the perfect age right now for coding. This
is when they start introducing it in schools in first grade,
and so now that school is going to be at
home for a bit. Uh we uh, you know there
must be like a game. There are a bunch of
softwares and apps that he can pick up that teaching.

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Minecraft is actually one of them. I was going to say,
there's Minecraft based programming tools that you can learn that
show you very simply, like here the connections it's from
A to B and what those connections and like you
know binary switch flipping things. That's it's all built into Minecraft.
It's weird. You remember taking Basic in high school. That's
the only that's a programming language, right, That's the only

(08:37):
thing I ever did related What is that? Like DOS
and all of that ship. Yeah, it was like it
was like if X, then why it was? It was
it was not definitely not for me, right, Well, I
mean if you stuck with it, you were making games
by you'd be making games by now. I want to
play golf with the guy that wrote the script for
the Call of Duty game at his country club and

(09:01):
I was like, holy cow, let's call of Duty did this?
He's like, yeah, it's a really popular game. Hit Man
too started playing. It's scary. I gotta say it's a
little pus. I'm not being a puss. It's just so
realistic that I gotta be honest. At first. I walk
into this house, right starts off. It's a beach house.

(09:23):
Walk in. There's nobody around. I'm like, I'm still, I'm
figuring out how to move around. I'm crouching, I'm I'm
walking around. It's beautiful. The graphics are insane. They say
you might want to shoot out those cameras. I'm like,
good idea computer shoot out. The cameras go in the house.
There's dead bodies. Now I'm freaking out and like, oh shit,
there's some dead bodies here. I start walking around the house.

(09:45):
You know it. Skin's obviously built to sort of get
you the feeling. This is exactly the difference between white
people and black people when they walk into a house.
In the movies, Man, a black person walks in the
movies over credle right there and there we walk in.
Oh shit, there's dead bodies on the ground. Turn around,
I'm leaving credits roll. White person walks in. He's like,

(10:07):
oh shit, dead bodies. I'm freaking out here. I start
looking around the house. Yeah, well, I know I'm meant
to look around the house. I'm a hitman, for God's sakes,
but I'm a nervous hit man. I decided that my
hitman character is a little anxious, and so I go
in the house. I'm looking around and I'm poking. I

(10:27):
find this weapon's room, which is exciting. Okay, I just
load up. I mean, it's unrealistic how many weapons I'm carrying,
but I just fill up all my pockets and everything
with every weapon that I can have, and I'm excited.
At this point. I'm having fun in the game Beautiful Home.
I'm looking around. All of a sudden, the fucking bad
guys all come home, right, and they're like, Okay, you

(10:49):
need to kill just this one guy, don't kill everybody else. Well,
I'm trying to hide. I got nowhere to go. I panic.
I kill everybody and they're like, don't kill her. No,
They're like, don't kill her, and I was like, well,
she came near me. I got all these weapons. I
just killed everybody. Sounds like a fun game. No, we're

(11:12):
supposed to do that. Apparently I panicked and killed everybody
hit That's probably a good reason not to have all
these weapons in your house because people came back and
I panicked and I killed everybody. But no, I'm gonna
get I'm gonna practice. I got nervous. I got nervous.
I gotta practice. You don't really play video games that much.
It's been a long time. You know that we've had
this discussion. But I'm excited about a hit Man too

(11:33):
beautiful graphics. I just I just the vision that I
have of you is you in your underwear with a
j in the ash tray, with the freaking Xbox remote controller.
You don't have on a T shirt, you just have
one tidy Whitey's and you're sitting on your couch playing
video game, playing hit Ye and scared too of it
and scared by yourself in the dark with your new dog,

(11:55):
with your puppy and Roscoe sitting next to you. I mean,
it's kind I'm inaccurate, but it sounds delicious. I might
try that tonight. All you need is a big Hogginds
ice cream. Life is perfect. You're right man on Hoggins though,
Ben and Jerry's that's right, Ben and Jerry's that's right.
By the way, Ubi Soft they sent me a bunch
of games because we were talking about Xbox. What they

(12:18):
send you send you games? You know who didn't send
me games? Nintendo? That's you know. I went to bat
for Nintendo Switch. You know what they did nothing? Well,
I don't have the games in front of me, but
you'll be is Ubi Soft? How you say it? Yes? Yeah,
all right, Well I got like Ubi Soft. I guess
listen to the podcast because they sent me like the motherload.

(12:41):
You know. Well, I see your face, so you can
you can borrow? Ready to go? Well, they're for Xbox.
When you start talking about your PlayStation, yeah so much. Well,
I love, I love, I love all my new Ubi
Soft games. We get it in the show. It's a
very sexual one. It's about Ken two people, the sex buddies.

(13:04):
Oh you want to do the recap to six seven
Night Stories about Shore We made about a bunch of
dots and nurses and Candid the stories. So yeada around here,
a yata around you here. I wasn't trying to steal

(13:32):
your recap Thunderdog recap. I was just sitting here while
I was waiting to get on the podcast thinking ken too.
That's the central central tenant of Look at that. He
wrote it down on a card. It's like he did
homework and shit, God, you're impressive. Not as impressive as

(13:52):
you are. That's true because listen, I've seen I've seen
you naked. Yeah you have. I look pretty good naked.
I think actually in this episode, you see me naked.
I mean, you know I'm talking about Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about. And then I'm very thin. I don't
have any pectoralis majors. But you know that. I was
gonna say this. You're like, you're like, uh thin, but

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you hadn't started lifting weights yet. Yeah, I'm more muscular now,
but now you're like, I'm at least thin, and I
have nice areolas, they're not too big. Um. Well, now
we're gonna we're gonna ask the question, Daniel Joel, do
you think it's possible? What? Well, you gotta ask the
question first, ten two people, Yeah, two people can too

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human beings be sex buddies without someone catching feelings and
starting to feel more than just casual about it. It's impossible.
It's not possible. It's totally possible for the right two people.
I was like, ninety percent of the time someone's gonna say,

(14:58):
ninety nine point nine percent of the time, I wouldn't
even give it a ten percent of a chance of happening.
Joel's almost bah, I'm sorry, it's like freaking uh prefect purel.
Ninety nine point nine percent of that bacteria is gone, dude,
I'm sorry. Definitely seeing people just have the kind of

(15:22):
relationship or that you just get together, high five and
walk away, and I think that it's awesome. I don't
think most people can do it, but I think that
two people who understand each other, who are on the
same like basis, who don't want to be in relationships
but like enjoy sexual intercourse, they can do that most people. Now, Okay, Dannel,
I agree with Joel. I mean, I think you know, nowadays,

(15:43):
communication is such that people are much more open to
the conversation when I think before people would have been like, uh,
maybe straight away from the idea that like, well, once
we're having sex, we at least have to talk about it.
I think, you know, at this point, people are way
more open to the conversation of maybe we're not looking
for that kind of thing right now, and casual sex
is a much more you know, socially acceptable option. Right

(16:04):
But the longer I'm just saying this, guys, the longer
it continues, the harder it is for it the lines
not to get blurred. It's impossible. I think, yeah, sure,
if we did it once once or twice and walked away, yeah,
and then maybe a month or two later we did
it again, yeah, sure, and then you know it was
like that. But if you're doing it the way they
were doing it, there's no way. I agree. I agree.

(16:28):
I think the casual once in a while hook up
is not what we're talking about. We're talking about people
that are like legit only hooking up with each other
and trying to keep it just sex. I don't think
it's possible. I think someone one of those two people
is going to catch feelings. As the kids say, let's
take a break, we'll be right back after these fine words,

(16:56):
let's get out the timer then, and oh yeah, let's
hear this. I don't want you to try and take
off the you know, my brief summary of the discussion
from your time. Then okay, here we go and go.
This episode's called My Sex Buddy, but I really feel
like it should be called blurred Lines. Carla loves the

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way it makes her feel when her patients like her.
She warned. She's warned by Kelso that her feelings could
impair her judgment and to check them. JD and Elliott
are feeling the pressure from work, and to alleviate the pressure,
they become sex buddies. Turk warns JD that becoming sex
buddies with someone leads down the same path for everyone. Eventually,

(17:37):
the lines get blurred. Nice blurred lines. That is true,
well said. It is about I like how you always
tease out the central the central theme. Well done, Thank you,
well done. Judy had a big role in this episode.
She what would you say? She? What's going on with her?

(18:02):
She wants to be the one that gives patients the
good news, but she's overstepping her bounds a bit. No.
I would say that the problem that Carlo runs into
at the hospital this episode is that she's uh. She
loves being liked by all of her patients. Um, that's
her and it's and it's kind of a mislead in
the episode two where you think that the the flip

(18:23):
is that Carlo loves to be like and and and
it's getting all the love and Elliot loves to be
liked and isn't getting any love whatsoever. But then it
turns out that she's been sabot Elliot's been sabotaged. But uh,
Carla uh loves the fact that all of her patients
are like, you know, what do you think? And you
know they look to her for advice and everything like

(18:44):
that because she's liked by them. And Kelso warns her, like, look, man,
that's great, but you're yearning to be loved by everyone
can get in the way of you making the right decision.
So is it right for this dude to go home? Sure? Yeah,
he could totally go home right now, but his oxygen

(19:06):
level is a little low and that could lead to
a problem later on. Are you sure that he should
go home even though you want to be liked even
though you told him he could go home, and you
want to be liked by him, so by you know,
and that that's a problem. Man, that's a problem for anyone.
If you want to be liked, you're gonna wind up

(19:28):
doing things that you don't want to, like helping somebody
move or driving them to the airport, or doing dumb
shit like that, just because you want to be liked. Yeah,
kiss my ass man, drive your ass today. But I
don't know, I don't know where I'm going to listen.
I don't know where I feel about then. I'm very
I told you how I feel about it. I'm very

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against it. I told you how I feel about it.
But no, but no, but sincerely, that's what this is about.
It's about Carla trying to you know, she loves the
feeling of, you know, everyone liking her and her being
able to give information to people and them taking it,
you know at value, that's great information. Thank you, Carla,
because it's from you. I appreciate it. Well. At forty

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five seconds in Elliott mentions that something JD did was
very unique. It was some sort of new sexual position
that she really really enjoyed, and then we flashed to
j D taking copious notes um watching Animal Planet right
and and and and Turk enjoying it as well. Yeah,

(20:31):
watching with j D and enjoying it, says did that
monkey just bite that other monkey on the ass? And
I don't know, but she seems to like it, and
we're nodding looking at yeah, so we can I think
we can assume that whatever sexual position Elliott was enjoying
and involved some ass play, yes, being bit as biting,

(20:51):
asked ass cheek nibbling. Do you do you do? You do?
You want to? Don't answer that. I don't. It's either
gonna be. It's either gonna be do I like to
nibble on asses? Or do I like my ass nibbled on?
And I'm not going to answer either one. You don't
want to go either way with the conversation. No, let's
talk about being Wonder Twins. I was realizing that you

(21:14):
and I are looking for an entry into this whole
superhero world. Why can't we be the Wonder Twins? Because
they're lame? They're so No, No, the Wonder Twins are
the lamest characters ever pushed on the youth. One can
form an animal and the other can form water and ice,

(21:36):
well and ice things, that's water. What would universe were
they a part of? It was a super friends? Did
you used to watch? It was DC. It was the
DC universe, but they were they I don't think they
were from this planet though they had weird ears. Joel,
can you do a little recon for us on the
origin story of the Wonder Twins because we bring them

(21:57):
up a few times on Scrubs. I know that. I
once say for an Ice Manora, they're the lamest superheroes ever.
Like it was like it was like, yeah, they're only
good for like putting out fires in the on the show.
On the show, that's it, dude, think about it. Look
what was that show? Meanwhile, the Hall of Justice? What's that?

(22:18):
That's that's just that's the that's the Justice the Justice
League Friend, the original one when we were Yeah, we
were growing up, that's what it was called, the Justice League. No,
it was Justice Friends or something like that. Meanwhile, at
the Whole of Justice. Do you remember that? Yeah? No,
I do remember that. I would like to find that
cartoon and watch it again. I need to on iTunes. Okay,
you should show that to your kids. That's what I'm

(22:40):
gonna do that. Look, man, first of all, the animation
from all of these shows when I was growing up
aren't really that dope anymore? Like I tried to show
them g I, Joe and Transformers. When I was a kid,
that shit looked dope. R My son's like, why does
it look like that? It's not matching? Really like, it's okay,
it's on, Hannah Barbara, Hannah Barbara, that's what we were
looking for. But that's inverse. The twins were created by

(23:03):
Norman Mauerer the super Friends series. That's what it was,
The super Friends, super Friends. Okay. They were originally called
Dick and Jane and their sidekick was Mighty Monkey. Yeah,
Mighty Monkey. Well, listen, I think when I have kids,
and I'm sure parents listening have tried this to some
success and some not. But I feel like I would like,

(23:23):
if I'm gonna have to watch my kid watch a cartoon,
to pull up some of my favorites from when I
was a kid, like like Hannah Barbara, Oh, I did
pull up one? What what about Flintstones? Can you watch
Flintstones with your kids? Not? I didn't pull that up.
I pulled up Jet. Since I pulled up Jem, did
they like Jem? She's truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous.
They watched it and they loved it. You know what

(23:45):
the thing about jam is, it's the music. Man, It's
the music because it's made by the same people who
create its transformers and g I Joe and stuff like that.
So it's the same type of animation, but it's music
and some of it and the songs in it are
freaking banging, dude. Okay. So I was able to get
through like half of season the seasons as long as
can be, but I was able to get through half

(24:06):
of season one one day with the kids, and we
didn't watch it. We just kept it on and the
music would play, and then we turn and listen to
the music and watch the music video. So both kids
like the songs. Yeah. What about Josie and the Pussycats?
Great great movie? Great movie? You know, nobody rocks the mic?

(24:26):
What about um right on your Motorbikes with j I
really like the jets kicking it in the bins with
Is that your your cameo? And people around the world
they wish they could be friends with. Don't you guys
die or something? No, we live. What's the movie you're

(24:47):
in where you're that would be see that. I'm sorry
to cut you off. This is the last one. I
won't do this again. Yeah, I can't fight. That would
be a good movie to come out. Reunion, Backstreets going
on tour, New Additions going on on tour. All these
major bands from back in the day are going on tour.
Dejere should go on tour and see if they could
rekindle the light that they had when they were popping.

(25:12):
Who was in your band? It was me, Alex Martin,
Seth Green and Breckan Meyer and Alan Cumming was our manager. Right,
isn't there something involving a plane crash? There is what
we survived. Oh you survived? What do you parachute out
or something? No, Alan Cumming and the pilot parachute out

(25:33):
and we crash. And this is how Joe we are
the reasons why Josie and the Pussycats were found. It's
because of us. Okay, I did see that one. I
gotta rewatch it anyway. I was just thinking that we
could pitch to DC Hannah Barbara that you and I
are the one of twins, but you don't seem for it.
If they could figure out a way to make the
one of twins dope, I would totally be down. All right,

(25:55):
Do you want to be the person who can make
an animal or the person who can make ice things.
I think the person who can make ice is probably
the one that gets to do the dope things, you know. Yeah,
like because you don't make ice anything. I mean it's
good ice, right, right, you can make an ice airplane
form of an ice airplane, right, I mean unless you

(26:16):
know animals from other planets and stuff like that, you
can't really Like, what's the biggest animal you can make
that you've seen in real life? Like a whale? But
that's not really helpful. What are you gonna well, I'd
have to be the lake that you swim, form of
a lake, and then yeah, and then i'd be like
shape of a big ass whale. How would just hurt anybody?
And then we just and then we just sit And

(26:38):
that's such a bullshit. Power They're like, hello, we need
so and so is invading the bank. We need you guys,
stat Okay, form of a lake, shape of a killer whale.
What the fuck are you gonna do? Dude? Now you're
making my argument. Now you're making my argument. No, I'm
just listening. I don't know much about this old superhero world.
I'm just I happened in this episode to stumble across

(26:59):
too superheroes that haven't yet been turned into a movie,
and I thought it might be our ticket in. That
would be the word I could see the audience. Now
they're making a Wonder Twins movie. Yeah, listen. The only
thing that people go to the movie theaters when not
in COVID times to see anymore, Let's be honest, is
Marvel Okay, Well Star Wars. You know, the big epic,

(27:21):
sweeping movies that you love to go. I have a
feeling this freaking and we're getting back on it the
Snyder cut. It's gonna do. So Apparently, what I've learned
is that you just just to give a little bit
of intro for people that give zero fuck. There was
like there was a movie came out. There was a
movie starring Ben Actually, I thought it was the best

(27:43):
one out of the out of all of the the
uh look at you Well's face, out of all of
the out of all of the hold On, out of
all of the DC movies that came out other than
Wonder Woman, the Justice League movie is the better one. So,
and I don't mean, I don't mean when I was
a kid, Richard Donner's Superman and I don't mean Batman begins,

(28:04):
and I don't mean that stuff I'm talking about with
Ben Affleck. I think Justice League is one of the
better ones. Anyway. So they made a Justice League movie
and halfway through it, Snyder has to drop out and
family family problem, right, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know. Joss Whedon took okay, and the fans

(28:24):
don't like Joss Whedon. Everybody loved Joss Wheden did the
first Avengers. It's okay, So then why did they hate
Joss Whedon's version. Nobody hated Joss Sweden's version. It was
just it came out and Josh Sweden made some corrections
and then the movie came out right right. Snyder apparently
shot four hours of a movie and had to back

(28:49):
out of it, and when he backed out, they changed
the story around and made what we saw in the theaters.
So apparently there's like four hours of footage that nobody's
ever seen. Oh, so he's gonna cut, He's gonna do
you can go in there and cut in the story
that he wanted to tell with the special effects that
he wanted to use, and they're doing that. Apparently they are.

(29:09):
And are you guys all excited about this? Joel? Is
this springing joy to your life? Is not even there?
I'm here, sorry, guys, My internet is coming in and out.
Oh yeah, funny if Joel like went and did other
things but she put like a cardboard cut out, Yeah,
it looks like that's what you did, Juelle. It looks

(29:31):
like you're like, will never know. I'm gonna go do
oh wish um. I think they said they were gonna
do something like twenty million dollars to have to redo
like editing, special effects. Like how many movies could you
make that I haven't already seen. I know people are

(29:51):
hype because they love Snyder, and that's you know, I'm
a huge Sucker Punch stand. I will defend that movie.
It's my hill that I'll die on. Um, you'll die.
I love Sucker Punch. Okay, it gives you all the
archetypes are girls, yo, dude. It's a lot of hot
girls kicking ass. Dude. What more do you need from

(30:14):
a movie? These hot girls? Who are they? Um? Oh
browning from uh sorry bunch is great decided fels. I
can't I get like the Zack Snyder love. I just
don't think, you know, for as many young people or
or not even necessarily young, but like unknown people trying

(30:34):
to make these really great movies. As a script reader
for a while, so I've really like a ton of
like amazing script on Like I really want to see
this movie, and they can't get in inch wise, and
it's like we can make like six movies off of
the budget we're doing to remake a movie we've already seen. Um,
I just feel like the superhero appetite is insatiable on
planet Earth. People can't get enough. We'll think about it.

(30:58):
Look a look at what we look at. We grew
up reading comic books, and imagine if what we see
in this comic book, if I could see this on film,
if I could see this in real life, I would
this would be amazing. I remember when I was a
kid looking at comics and being like, they're better than
the movies because the visual just the picture that they're
showing me alone is way better than the special effects.

(31:19):
The special effects have surpassed what we visualize in comics now,
and so all of my fantasies as a youth are
now being thrown on screen. Fuck. Yeah, superheroes are going
to be around for a while. Man, It's what we've
been waiting for. We've been waiting for this forever. And
the closest thing to it was Star Wars. You know

(31:41):
what I mean. The special effects has made it so that, Yo,
we're going too far for Star Wars now, you know
what I mean. We got to scale back now for
people to enjoy Star Wars. People on their Bingo cards,
make sure you cover Donald talks about Star Wars. I'll
be covering Donald's talks. It's like an I'm saying a
Bingo card B one. It's like Donald talks about Star Wars,

(32:03):
Donald talks. All right, let's get back into that episode. Then. Wait,
I want to give a recommendation for those of you
listening who go, oh fuck, I still don't care about superheroes.
I saw a movie called Moon, just Moon, Sam Rockwell,
really good film. Okay, so you write that down if
you don't want to watch a four hour DC movie. Moon.

(32:24):
And the other show I'm really liking, although I don't
know if I'm in the target audience, is Anna Kendricks
show on HBO Max called Love Life. It's a very
interesting premise. It just takes I imagine she just did
one season, but it takes a character and it talks
about like the ten significant relationships she had in her life.

(32:44):
And each episode is a different one of those. So
one might be a one night stand or one might
be a true love. But they're like, really, really well done.
So those are my two recommendations of the week love
Life on HBO Max and Moon with Sam Rockwell, should
we get back to the episode? Yeah, because I almost

(33:05):
fell asleep. Oh my god, Jesus, I do my impression
of you. And then Zack Snyder he like, out of breath.
It's not out of breath. I got a problem, motherfucker.
I've got a spit problem. Okay. Oh, I just thought
it's like you start salivating when you think about LATEX. No.
I produced a lot of spit in my mouth when

(33:26):
I talk. I can't. Maybe there's a pill for that.
I don't want it. Okay. It was funny when the
guy says, I we're wondering about circumcision, and JD goes, well,
you were little old let's get into let's talk about
that cut or on cut. Well, I'm a member of
the tribe, so I am cut um. It was a
part of our writed passage. I realized these days there's

(33:47):
a lot of people that are against it, on on
on all and for it's a big debate. Carl is
not for it. Well this was how many? This was
eighteen years ago? People are nineteen years ago, people are
are are debating it. I imagine it's less and less
popular now. I think the penis looks nice with the
an eater cut off. But I mean, I I guess

(34:08):
that's no reason to do it. What do you think?
You're not cut? I am not cut, and your and
your sons aren't cut. My boy is cut, all my
all my kids are cut. Except now is that just
obviously that was an aesthetic choice. It wasn't my choice.
If it were up to me, I would not cut.

(34:29):
We know, we know Daniels cut because he's remember the tribe, mtright. Hell,
do you have to be a member of the tribe? No?
But I mean, like it's have you ever met someone
who was a member of the tribe and was not cut? No?
If you exist out there, we would love to hear

(34:49):
from you and give you. We'll give you a palette
of if you can prove to us that Okay, well
you are a Jewish man and aren't I would like
to not turn my key for this contest. What turn
your key, sir, No, I will not turn my key

(35:10):
for this contest. Turn your key. So we're in search
here in fake doctor's real friends, We're in search of
a Jewish uncut man. Please send pictures of your aunt eater.

(35:32):
I guess the big debate, you know, religious customs aside
is that it's just an aesthetic choice. Now. Back in
the day it was sort of a health cleanliness thing,
and then it became a tradition for the Jewish people.
But people are I guess more and more saying why
are you doing that to a newborn baby? Right, Well,
there are accidents that can happen. I'm sure there are

(35:53):
people that have lost you know, my very first show
I was ever in was a pilot for CBS with
Gwyneth Paltrow. Was her first job in my first job,
and their subplot of it was a horny high school
quarterback had to have his botched circumcision fixed and he
couldn't get an erection for seven days. That was his

(36:16):
storyline in the pilot. Holy and his girlfriend was Gwyneth
Paltrow and they and because she was the captain of
the cheerleader team and he was the captain of football team,
and you played the captain of the football team. No,
I wish do you think I was the captain of the
the team. I was just wondering. I was the I
was the nerdy freshman, the brother I was. I was, No,

(36:39):
I was brother to the like the bad kid who
was threatening to kill himself. Got it and got it.
And so in the show the world of the high
School Big pep Rally and the mascot's gonna come out
of two person mascot and the captain and of the
cheerleaders and the captain football they're gonna jump out of
the mascot together. It was us in the costume, but

(37:03):
Gwyneth's in the front and he's in the back, and
he's got to bury his face into Gwyneth's butt, and
he can't keep his ship together because his stitches are
gonna rip. This. This show didn't go This show it
was really good. Though it was really good, it was

(37:25):
too controversial even for its day. This was I was
fourteen years old. This was so long ago, and it
was so controversial. It was like gonna be really sexy.
It was the same year nine O two and O
came out, by the way, and where nine O two
and no is being like the glossy Beverly Hills rich
kid show, we were trying to be like the edgy
Jersey you know, high school show, and they were way

(37:48):
too edgy for CBS even at the time. It was great.
It's good though. I noticed my people on the Fritz
made a little call back. They had a little callback
from episode before. Yeah, my people was on the Fritz
and that comes up. Uh, and then your prat fall
over the couch. That was great, wasn't it. Man, does
the man does a nice fall? You got you do
a great pratfall man. We got to talk about this

(38:09):
every time you do it, because thank you. Ever since
the bricks fell on your head and you flinched, you
have gone on to become a great prat faller. Thank you.
That's a big comment to me, and I want anyone
listening who enjoys my pratfalls to know that every time
my back aches at forty five, I think of you
all and hopefully I brought you some humor over the years.
How many injuries from Pratt falls just back issues because

(38:31):
of hitting walls and falling for for nine years. But um,
but you know, I do it for the people, Donald,
I'll do anything to make the world laugh. Also, Sarah
Chalk very sexy, very sexy, and very seductive, very very Yeah.
I mean I did not know. Listen man, uh, she says,

(38:54):
bite me. Yeah, I did not know. And maybe because
I was just focused on myself. But Sarah is, and
we talk about this all the time, but Sarah's really good.
Elliott Reid is one of my favorite characters in our
show now, like I look forward to her storylines. Sarah
played them so well. She's so good on this show. Yeah,

(39:17):
she really did. She really did, and she's so funny.
I agree with you, Donald, I'm looking back again. There's
a lot of things when you look back at the
show and go, I was so focused on me. I
was so I you know, I had blinders on. I
wasn't always looking at everyone's character arcs. Now, this many
years later, you go back and you watch it and
you go at the same reaction. I'm like, wow, Elliot's
really funny character, really interesting someone you different layers. We learned.

(39:37):
She's a Republican. Republican's closet Republican. Well, I think Republicans.
A lot of Republicans are still closet Republicans, Like a
lot of your friends are Republicans and you don't know that,
I'm sure, but they say that, They say, that's why
all the polls were off, because people don't want to
admit that they are voted for Trump. But that's real talkment.
That's why the polls are inaccurate. Face. That's one thing

(39:58):
Facebook did, and Instant Graham and Twitter did. They exposed
all of these people who had been keeping their uh,
their their their republicanness, their allegiance secret. Well, it's funny.
It's funny. Even nineteen years ago. She's like, don't tell
anyone I'm a Republican. I say, Republicans, stand up, be proud,

(40:20):
be loud, no, be do your thing. Maybe maybe find maybe,
find a sane human being to be your candidate, saying,
a sane person and then and then, and then, and
then be loud and proud, but just at least have
the guy be a person who has a functioning brain.
By the way, did you hear what he said today?
He mispronounced Yosemite he was giving a speech, and for

(40:42):
those who don't know, semite is a is a term
for Jewish people, uh Semitic. Thus the anti Semitic would
be anti jew so semite. And he pronounced yosemite. He
was reading a speech off a prompter that I'm sure
he had never looked at as yo semite, and trending
on Twitter was yo semite. And I thought it was

(41:04):
really funny because it's like, yo yo yo, my Semites
come here now, So that means he's saying, yo yo
yo my Jewish people, what's up? No Twitter turns it
into that. It was kind of funny. But yeah, he
said yo semite instead of yo semite. But yo semit
is funny, you know. Yeah, I'm just stand yo semit.

(41:24):
That's I think that's how all Jewish people should freaking
greet each other from from here on out, Yo semite,
where all my Semites at, my Semites at yo can
get Can I get in trouble for saying semit? No,
it's not. It's not a it's not a derogatory term, okay,
but it's just funny that I would like I would
I I mean, if you're a Republican Republican. Everyone do

(41:47):
their own thing. I personally think that the president should
be able to read well, yeah, I I I want
to take Yeah. I don't think whatever you whatever you believe,
whatever you follow whatever, that's it's all with me as
long as you don't disrespect nobody. It just gets to
the point where you know, I just want somebody in
there that's for the people, all the people. And I

(42:08):
know that's hard to do. And I think we're at
a point right now where we have somebody in there
that's for a certain amount of people, and that's it.
You don't be a good ring a notification yo, semit
no no, hey. But speaking of that huge, huge amount
of love for the new ring tone that I want

(42:29):
to remind you is available to remind you and your
friends about how much you love the show, the hugely
popular What you're trying to get into a da what
you're trying to do. I don't know if you saw
the remixes Donald people are remixing it. By the way,
I'm gonna be honest with you, man, I was hoping
for like a remix from like somebody who was going

(42:49):
to remix it. Dope. Well, I spoke to Andrew Watt.
You know who Andrew Watt is, right, No, Andrew Watt
is a very fancy producer. He produces, I mean everything
from Azzie to Bieber to post Malone. So he wrote
Havanna na right, he's a huge I do like I

(43:11):
do like that. Uh post Malone? All right, Well, he's
a huge. He's like, like the biggest, one of the
biggest producers in music right now. And I'm friends with him,
and I said, I played it for him, and he
really I said, look, I know you write a lot
of fire hooks, but listen to this a day and
shoot song bullshit, I swear to God. And what he said,
that's fucking fire and and Bill and Bill was singing

(43:34):
it because Bill was on the same call and Bill
was singing it, and then Bill was like and and
and Andrew's like, yeah, it's hooky. I get it. I
get it. So my point is is that I said
to Andrew, that's what I want you to do next
time you have one of these fancy people in your studio.
He's he's producing Miley, Miley's new album. He's producing, Um

(43:54):
that guy, what's his Yeah? He uh, he's writing with
the Stone. I don't know how the guy has the
bandwidth he's doing, like all these big acts. Anyway, I said,
the next fancy person that's in your studio, would you
ask them to lay down a version of what you're
trying to get into a day of shoot? And he
said that he would. So I'm trying to get either

(44:14):
Ozzy or Miley or Beebes. I don't like any of those.
I don't like any of those singing that song. Okay, well,
who do you want? Sorry, there's a chopper in coming.
If it were up to me to have anyone sing
that song, I would want Lionel Richie to sing it. Well,

(44:36):
I don't think he does. Lionel Richie Donald. Well, if
he could get Bieber and all these other motherfuckers on
the phone, he can get Lionel Richie on the phone. Okay,
I'm telling you he has all these famous people. And
you want someone outside of the bucks. You want Hello,
But let me go looking fall. It's not Aaron Neville.
It's Line Richie. That's if Aaron Neville sang hello, well,
that's well. The only imperson nation you can do is

(44:58):
Aaron Neville. So I get it. He singing Hello, No,
I can't do other I can do Marge Simpson, Oh Donald,
I got a warm up. Hold on ho ho me Homer, Homer. Anyway,
I would like Lionel Richie to sing what you're trying
to get into a dal shoon, What you're trying to

(45:21):
do either him or U. Nipsey Russell? Why Nipsey Russell?
These are weird because don think that Andrew Watt is
producing the new Nipsey Russell album. This is not the
access I have. I love that I bragged I know
a very famous music producer, and you're so non impressed.

(45:41):
You want someone to find Nipsey Russell and have him.
You want someone soulful to sing the song. But people
you s they aren't soulful. Man, Beebes ain't soulful. beeB
sings freaking pop music, freaking who other people you said? Okay,
post if you could get Bruno Marson do it, I'm
cool with that. Bruno Mars, post Malone, post Malone ain't soulful.
These things pop songs, okay. Um du Alipa, I like

(46:04):
du Alipa. I like that du Elipa. She got two
songs that contradict each other. One is talking about don't
go out, and the other one is I should have
stayed in. All right, well then I'll cancel the Andrew
Watt No, no, no no. I like du Alipa. I
like du Alipa. All right, don't go out. I'm gonna

(46:26):
get whoever I can get. Okay, if it ends up
being AUSI, I don't want you to be disappointed. We
got Aussi to sing the song. I mean, I like Auzi.
I do like Aussie. That's that's I do like Auzi. Okay.
How about when Kelsa calls someone asked face, who was it? Me?
I love? I gotta tell you. I know he said
this before, but there's nothing ask face is always funny.
Asked before anything, it's always funny. Yeah, but ass face

(46:47):
is a funny thing to call someone. I laughed, ass heads,
ass head is funny to you, fucking ass head, ass hat,
ass hat. It's funny. So backwards when you ask backwards,
I go to Kelso couldn't think of a third one, sir,
He goes, that was the third one? Ass faces funny? Yeah,

(47:07):
um trumpet noise every time we say sex buddies do right, Yeah,
Because because Jade can't believe he hears trumpets from the heavens.
He can't believe they and theory. Yeah, sex buddies is
a great idea. Sustainable, it's not, it's untenable. You just
can't do it for a long time because someone's gonna

(47:29):
catch feelings. Absolutely, man, especially if you're doing it all
the time. Yes, and especially if you you can't have
sex regularly and not and someone is gonna catch feelings
unless it's your profession. Well, maybe prostitutes catch feelings sometimes too,
with a particular John remember Jane or Jane remembering Pretty Woman. Wow,

(47:58):
he caught feelings too. They both caught feelings, Donald, They
both caught feelings. Not all prostitutes. Like I said, it's
not it's impossible. It's impossible. I've never seen on prostitutes.
He was even paying her, But he was even paying her.
I'm gonna pay you to not catch feelings. Here's the money,
here's the I'm gonna give you all this dough. I

(48:19):
don't want you to catch feelings. Yeah, but she was
so charming and beautiful and looked like Julia Roberts right.
The real the real version of that of that movie
is completely different. Finding a prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard. That
looks that looks like to come on, buddy, buddy, Okay,
you didn't tell anyone. Oh that's the Republican thing. Um,

(48:40):
what about Sarah's kissing my nipples? I thought that was um,
I've never seen that on TV. But you just wanted
to bring up the fact that Sarah kissed your nipples. Dude, Well,
I were watching this show that's twenty years old, and
I and I just thought, you know, there, you've never
seen nipple kissing before. Um, I don't know on a

(49:00):
primetime network show if I've seen a woman kissing. Maybe.
I don't watch shows like Scandal that are supposed to
be like heated. I don't know. Women kids, Well, do
you watch Scandal or Daniel? Do you watch Scandal? Yeah?
And Grey's Anatomy? Do they do they lick nipples? There?
Women kissing male nipples on those shows? Because I found
it very provocative on this one. And Sarah is just breastfeeding,

(49:27):
she's latching, she's latched too far. Who No, I don't
know because I don't watch like steamy. Um you know, uh,
you know soft porn that women watch like Scandal and
Tony Goldwin's probably getting his abs licked. I don't know
what's happening. I can't recall a specific uh nipple mouth

(49:52):
insertion scene, but definitely there's a lot of chest kissing.
So probably do you say, is the hottest steamiest show
on at work these days? Like? It has to be
not streaming. It has to be a Shonda Rhime show.
It has to because all the beautiful people are on
no shows, that's true, And Shonda likes a steamy, steamy thing,

(50:13):
right thing, dreamy Max steamy, all of that stuff. Yeah.
I remember we were kids and then stumbled across like
a soap opera and there'd be like a staytime soap
opera sex scene and it was so weird and as
kind of like now these are night soaps basically, right,
and this is how people get all titilated? Yeah, is

(50:35):
up there? I was personally titilated by watching Sarah Latch
To be honest, I thought it was delightful. Um. I
laughed very hard at my church groups doing a rendition
of Rent That cracked me up for some How do
you get around you? How does your church group get around?
So much stuff from that play? Yeah? Yeah? And why

(50:56):
and why have all shows did. Did Nurse Roberts Church
Group choose rent great music soulful music? No, but they
could have chose something a little more churchy like Jesus
Christ Superstar Joe's probably have done it. They've probably been
doing it for the past ten years. They were like,
we need to switch it up. Yeah, and which the
new what's the new hot show? Right now? Let's do
Rentum At fifteen minutes. In four seconds, there's a there's

(51:22):
a janitor who's not the janitor mopping the carpet. And
I thought that was funny because, you know, Neil had
mentioned that sometimes he would have to be in the
background and they would say just mop and he'd be like,
it's carpeting. And but Neil had the power as one
of the stars of the show to push back and say, Hey,
my character wouldn't mop the carpet. I imagine someone's holding
this background performer and just go back there and mop.

(51:44):
And the guy was like, okay, And if you look,
he's just he's mopping the carpet. Here's the question when
we walk around the carpet area or is there is
there a slashing noise? No, I'm sure there's no water
on his mop. I'm sure it's just a dry mop
rubbing on carpet. No, but I mean, oh, that would
be a funny joke that if when our characters walked
through that area this, Yeah, it would be funny. But

(52:07):
I also want to be like, sir, why are you?
Why are you mopping the carpet? Carlin thrown out a window, Carlin.
Judy didn't get a lot of stunts, and Judy got
a big fantasy here. Yeah, they didn't throw out the
window though her body didn't make it. No, that was
it was funny. That's definitely not Judy. No, it's not
some stuntwoman took a fucking big hit on that window.

(52:29):
Yeah they did. Yeah, she did, and then had to
make sure that that plexiglass was really reinforced because she
bounced back very hard. I also laughed at hey, hey, elliot,
what are you doing? Just sitting in the dark crying,
so you know, the usual lash my ass off at that. Yeah,
very funny. Man. By the way, I don't know what
colors I'm wearing, like a blood orange shirt. Did you

(52:50):
see the shirt I'm wearing. It's the most read right
like out of nowhere. Yeah, I don't know what was happening.
Why I or j D or anyone would choose that
shirt so as a means of seduction, Well, I you know,
red always goes great with seduction. Red men, Red is
like the typically the female thing. Like I imagine that

(53:10):
red is that I thought red was the seduction cover,
a color cover color. Have you ever tried to seduce
Casey by wearing a red outfit? No? I have not.
I have sent her candy in a red box, right,
But my guess is fours that were red? My My,
My guess is you don't own any red clothing? No,

(53:32):
I don't. Well, Jad's wearing a fucking like fire engine
red button down shirt, which is as I look around
in my closet. Yeah, you can look around, tell you
I do not wear I do not own a red
anything a red sweatshirt, but it's like a faded red,
so it's more of a denimish red. I don't know
if that exists. But this episode, Donald, I was not
able to watch with the original song at the end,

(53:53):
which is called tell her This, And the episode is
severely ruined by not having dell and tell her this.
I had some some knockoff. We're not allowed to play
that song on iTunes? Was it the slow jam or
was it it was I don't know. No offense to
the artist, it just was wrong for the moment it
was at the song. Really, I watched it on Hulu.

(54:14):
I want to remember that song tell her not to go?
Do you remember that song? No? Well, I'm not allowed
to fucking play it for you guys. And I have
a very special song to end the show tonight that
that that sort of is going to work because it
was written for me. So I think I'm allowed to
play that. I love that. We have a caller. We
should take a break. Yeah, go to break and let

(54:34):
our call her in. All right, we'll be right back. Oh,
you know what we should talk about before the what before?
While we're waiting? We should talk about in the beginning?
How you know when they ask about the circumcision, the
janitor comes up to j D and is like, Hey,

(54:56):
what is what's going on in there? And j D's like,
I really can't talk about it, so uh patient doctor confidentiality. Yeah,
He's like, are you serious right now? He's like yeah,
He's like you could tell me. He's like, no, I can't.
He's like, but you could It's like, no, I can't
he said, could, but won't. Whatever the joke, yeah, just

(55:16):
to the end, just for JD to try and get
into his fucking locker. But there's a now a locker rod.
And then the janitor comes back and said, I said
I sent you an email with the uh with the combination.
I didn't get it. He's like, well, can you give
it to me? He goes, sorry, janitor locker confidentality. Very fun.

(55:38):
That should have me rolling. Yeah, that should had men.
Neil can make you laugh with with basically three sentences, yeah, easily. Um.
I felt bad for j D at the end. He
really looked sad. He really looked like he's the one
who had caught feelings. Well, he should have listened. He
should have listened to his friends advice man, he should
have listened. He really was starting to all for her,

(56:00):
well he thought, and he also thought it was going
to go the other way. That's the other thing. He
thought it was going to go to the other way.
He thought he was going to be able to just
be be okay with it. Hey, Amanda, ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Amanda Banda. Amanda, there's your official
Donald face, Amanda Bunda. Yes, how are you, Amanda? Welcome

(56:24):
to fake Doctors. Where are you? Are you in your
closet too? I am my closet because I have two
really big dogs and a lot of windows, So I'm
in my closet trying to peep down the noise a
little bit. And Um, I just got off a shift
from the volunteer fire department and we had the hurricane
came come through and I don't have any WiFi, so

(56:46):
I'm on my cell phone. Holy God, Now, where where
are you in Delaware? Um? Tell us about being a
volunteer fire person. How does that? How did you get
into that? So? I'm a fourth generation firefi here in Delaware,
and Delaware has a ton of volunteer firefighters. It's one

(57:06):
of our proudest kind of things that we do. So
it's not unusual for families to do it. And I've
been a volunteer for sixteen years firefighter and ante. But
my day job is I'm an epidemiologist for the state
of Delaware. Oh my god, you are an impressive human being.
You've got a lot of jobs. God, I gotta tell you.
I'm volunteered for my squad. My rescue squad. It was

(57:28):
I was, you know, a junior high school kid, and
they had EMTs and then paramedics would meet us at
the scene. But I gotta tell you, it was such
an amazing feeling that I was doing it and then
doing it for no other reason than the joy of
helping people. And I only did that for about a year.
The fact that you and your family, you personally have
done it for sixteen years, I mean, you must get

(57:48):
so much gratification out of it. Oh, it's definitely. It's
one of I don't even know. It's I don't know
any other way to be. I just love to help
my community and it feels really great. Um, today I
was on one truck. My fourteen year old nephew had
just joined was on one of the other trucks. So
that's kind of cool. We got to go out there

(58:08):
and do that together. You seem like a really good
human being. I wish everyone could see your smile, because
she has the nicest smile ear to ear. Now, Um,
what happens when you when you how do you work
it with your with your job that pays you so
that you can sleep? I mean, because I remember I
was in high school, but there were times I had to,
you know, go out in the middle of the night,
and that was a little nutty for me. But how

(58:30):
do you do it? How do you how do you
juggle it with your with your real job. So this
state of Delaware is very understanding and very proud of
its volunteer fire service. So during work hours, if I
have a call and I can, I'm allowed to leave
and they give us credit. We don't have to take
vacation time. Um. And then I have like a really
amazing supervisor who if I'm out late at night or

(58:52):
I have something, she she works with me around it
because she knows that this is really important to me
in the community. Wow, Donald, I'm feeling like we got
to do something special for this this person. I mean,
I mean, she's making me feel a proud to newly
know her and be that you and I are shitty
human beings who don't do enough things for our community.

(59:13):
Let's give away some things, Joel. Do we have pallette
of GTS kombuocha? Have you ever had g kombucha or
GTS kombucha, Amanda. I had some in the closet with
me and I was going to show it to you,
but the sound was more important than showing off my GT. Well, listen,
Joel is the keeper of the secret palettes, and um,
since we are getting that, you are getting the unique flavors.

(59:36):
Yeah you don't find Yeah, we got that from We
got that good shit. You know like on the sneakers app,
you get those limited edition Nikes. We got those limited
edition GT got that, we got that, we got that,
We got that stuff that nobody else has. You'll be
sipping on GTS Komboocha and people will walk by and
be like, yo, where'd you get that flame? Yes? Yeah,
your fellow firefighters will be like, where did you get

(59:58):
that one? The Adaya shooting fla aver, There is no
dance shoot flavor. There is no yeah, yeah, alright, alright,
but let's say let's say it correctly. Then there's no
dale shoon flavor shoon. Yeah, you say it right in
the song, but then when you say it in real life,
it's like you all of a sudden lose lose sho

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in real life. Yeah, it's like what you're trying to
get into our dale shoon And then you'll be like
what you in real life You'll be like what you're
trying to get into a dais shoon. So you hit it.
You hit that. Think about as a song. I daille
shoot our dail shoon, our dal shoon, our dail shoon.
O d shoot number one. We got another one, Dan

(01:00:45):
shoot our dail shoot our damn old dude, what you're
trying to get into our dale shoot? So it really
should be what you're trying to get into our da dude.
I like that the remake has been dropped a number one.
Come on, we gotta focus on a man a mana.
The good news is because you're an amazing human being

(01:01:06):
and you volunteer for your community, and you're an emt uh,
you are getting. Joel's gonna send you the motherload of
GT's kombucha, an entire palette. Amanda, don't share it. And
I had such a girl crush on Joel. You just
don't even understand. I love fake doctors, real friends laugh

(01:01:27):
connection start. You know, the ladies love new tone, new
ring tone, laugh connection on fake doctor's, real friends love
connect s. You know. Eventually, if and when I Heeart
really comes up with merch, we should have um. There
should be a mug option with Daniel and Joel on it.
I agree, Yeah, I agree. I would love to I

(01:01:49):
would love to make it so Daniel can no longer
go to the store without his he'd have to cover
his face, even with when the masks and no more
people will have to cover his face. I want to
do that. I want what's going to happen, the Daniel.
The Daniel Joel Muggs will sell way better than ours.
That's fine, Let you get a piece. I would totally

(01:02:12):
fucking drink my morning coffee out of a Daniel Joel.
Are you kidding me? I would love a Daniel and
Joel mugg where when it's when it's cold, it's Daniel,
and when it's hot, it's Joel or or or it's us.
And then you pour hot liquid and it turns into them. Yeah,
I would love that. That would be amazing. That would
be amazing. All right, come on, let's focus a man.

(01:02:35):
Do you have a question for us or do you
just come for your free g two? No? That is
that is something like I have to tell you. I
was so excited. I couldn't believe that I got picked
because um scraps meant so much to me. I'm in
the same age racket as you Donald and Zach so Um.
When it came, It's quarter Life, quarter Live, Get that

(01:03:03):
quarter Life girl. When I came. When I watched the show,
I had just come out of college, and it made
me know that even though I was kind of smart
and m you know, doing my job, that there were
other people who were smart that sometimes you know, they
they weren't they didn't have all their ship together. So

(01:03:24):
it made me feel better about myself. And my question
to you is, as somebody in my forties who's been
doing a lot of stuff with COVID, I have a
little bit of imposter syndrome. So have you guys had
any imposter syndrome during your careers? What do you mean
you have imposters? Who are you impersonating? So Um? I
was in charge of the case monitoring team for COVID.
So I was the person in charge, and every time
they would come to me with a problem, I would

(01:03:45):
look around for another adult, you know, an adult year
adult than me. I was like, I can't believe that
you know this is what I'm doing? Here is I'm
in charge of these twenty five people and I'm it. Yeah,
you're the chief. Yeah, have you guys. Ever had that
happen to you, Oh, you felt like you were in
a posture? Yeah, that happens to me all the time

(01:04:07):
when I start talking about subjects that I have no
idea what I'm talking about, and yeah, but you still commit.
I commit one hundred percent, though I commit a one
hundred percent until I get caught out there. And once
I get caught out there, I'm like, well, I don't
really know. But for the most part, you sell it
really well. Though sometimes Donald will be talking It'll be
like it'll sound like legit, but then you kind of
zone out because it's like long and you're like, what
is he And then all of a sudden you're like, oh,

(01:04:29):
that that actually made no sense at all. Yeah, you know,
I could be a politician, Yeah I could. I could
be a politician, Dude, I have the skill. I have
the skill to talk about shit that I have no
idea what I'm talking about. Yeah, just just bullshit my
way through. Um. I feel that way sometimes when I'm directing,

(01:04:50):
um Amanda, there's times when I remember I was thinking
going in Style. It was the biggest movie I made.
There was a huge crew. We were shooting in this
bank there were one hundred extras, there were hundreds of
crew people, and everyone just kind of waiting on me
to decide what we're doing. And sometimes there's a plan
and sometimes you're totally making it up and uh yeah,

(01:05:10):
So I definitely in those in a few directing moments
have been like, um, I wish I could look to
somebody else to tell me what to do right now.
It's hard to figure things out on the spot, like that, dude,
when we were doing that video, the music video, the
Gavin DeGraw video and everything was going to ship that day. Yeah,
it was really interesting to look at you having to,
you know, having everybody come to you to figure something out,

(01:05:33):
and you sitting there like, dude, I have no idea
how to fix this right? Yeah? Yeah, that was and
I understood the conundrum how about that? But it actually
was a blessing in disguise ultimately, because what I figured
out ended up being better than I think the thing
I was striving so hard to create. Do you find
that right now, Amanda, that you you know, because you

(01:05:55):
can't turn to anybody, that you're making decisions that turn
out to please I hope, so especially imagine she's like, no,
I am fucking Delaware. I'm saying, this isn't recorded right.
They have no idea. Everything's great now we're doing We

(01:06:19):
did really well. I had a really great team, and
I had people who really cared about taking care of
their fellow Delaware and so I was lucky because they
made it easy for me. Easy to lead when you
have good people to lead. So I was really excited
and blessed to have a really great team. That's awesome.
Do you have another question for another question? Another one
to do? So? Since you guys are both East Coasters

(01:06:41):
but you're not living here anymore, what do you miss
the most about out here on the East Coast. You know,
I was lucky enough to spend last year the latter
half of the year in Jersey. I really missed the seasons,
you know what I mean. I miss I miss spring,
I miss fall. I miss winter. In la it seems

(01:07:04):
like it's always summer. It's like summer and then it's
cold but it's not cold enough to snow, and it's
you know, it's fall, but the trees still have leaves.
So I miss I missed that very much. That in
my family, my mom, my, dad, and cousins and stuff,
like that. I missed that about the East Coast. Um,

(01:07:25):
I have a place still in Manhattan. I haven't been
since COVID, So I missed that. I missed the city.
I mean, like Donald Side, I missed the seasons. I
love New York, when the when the leaves start to
turn after the summer and it's just everyone starts wearing
like their cozy fall clothes, and and I missed the
theater and just walking around New York City and the

(01:07:45):
people watching and just the energy and the spirit of Manhattan.
I really really love. I missed that a lot. I
like what you said just now when you said that
you missed how you know, when fall comes, people put
on their cozy clothes. I missed that. But I also
miss when the winter ends and summer comes and everybody
starts dressing less. That's of course, that's what's fun about

(01:08:09):
the season's changing, is you're like, oh, I'm gonna finally
get to wear that hoodie I love, right or I'm
in And also, you know, in New York is so
interactive and and you know, in non COVID times, you
you you you talk to people, you you bump into people,
and you know, la um, you know, one of the
stereotypes that's that's true is that you just don't really

(01:08:31):
have contact with strangers nearly enough because you're just there's
no pedestrian life. There's just you get in your car
and you go to meet people that you already know.
You know. That's one of the things I really don't
like about LA But it is seventy five most days,
which I do like Donald It shakes a little. It
shakes a little, but I thought it last night again,
but I think, but you know what we could be,

(01:08:53):
It could be worse. We're very lucky. You know. The
whole East Coast is dealing with this damn hurricane right now,
and it's it's a big one. This is it's a
big one this time, you know what I mean. And
you know, shout out to all of the people like
Amanda who out there, you know, supporting their community and
keeping their community afloat. And I want to give a
shout out to Amanda in another way and say, if

(01:09:13):
you are, if you live in a place that well,
first of all, volunteer in any way that you can.
But I just want to specifically speak to what she
does because I am someone who can attest to doing it,
and it was so rewarding. If you happen to live
in a community that has a volunteer either ambulance service
or fire service, reach out to them. You there's so
much camaraderie. They will train you. If you get into it,

(01:09:37):
you can become an EMT. And I got so much
out of it. And you can hear an Amanda's voice
how much joy it brings her. It's it's like being
on a team, but instead of just playing a game,
you're going out in your community and trying to save lives.
And right, Amanda, you could probably speak to it better
than I can, But I just I really think there's
probably some people who might be listening who are on

(01:10:00):
the fence about maybe wanting to try it but being
intimidated by it. And and this is your sign that
you should be doing it. I think it's one of
the best things that you can do. We um we
start at the ambulance station where I am. We start
kids at sixteen. At the fire station, we start kids
at fourteen, and it's the best experience. It's rewarding. I

(01:10:20):
couldn't ask for a better bunch of guys to be around,
even though some of them are my brothers. But yeah,
but it's it's definitely family and they're always there for
me no matter what. And it's um it is one
great big family that you you're in and they're there
all from the time you're in until the time you're not.
So it's it's like a club. It's like a club,

(01:10:42):
but what comes with the club is occasional insane moments
of adrenaline rush where you go where you go to
the rescue and then your phone goes mmm on a
call and everybody stops and stares at you. But that's
that's that's good though. That's that's that's the best hard
about the job. Those those are the good parts about

(01:11:02):
the job. When ye maybe you could, maybe you could
set your emergency, you know, Amanda, we need you a
notification to what you're trying to get into. Shoot. I
see it. I feel like I've ruined. I feel like no,
I feel like I've I've given you a bad note.

(01:11:23):
You know what I mean. You're like giving me a note,
and I'm in my head about the note. I don't
want to disappoint you. But here's the thing, I feel
like the saying your name has a different melody than
the song switched melodies, mid riff, no, no, no no.
The way you were saying it originally was the correct way.
The way you the way I'm sorry, the way you
sang it originally was correct. It's also hard to put

(01:11:44):
growl on it that way, and you're really limiting my growl.
It's not hard to say, Ah, there you go. Now,
I felt that in my soul. Baby. Oh that one's nasty.
Just that's that type of ground. It brings stuff up.
It brings stuff up from THEO. You know, you sing

(01:12:06):
it when you bring stuff up. All right, Amanda, you
have a truckload of gts kimboucha coming your way, right,
you're well, And by truckload we mean box. No, it's
a palette. It's a palette of a forklift. A forklift
is gonna be a lot. It'll be a lot if
you bring it to the to the firehouse, Amanda, everyone's
gonna take it. So you're gonna want to mind that ship.
My one tip and a form of advice for you

(01:12:30):
is that you put this in the refrigerator as soon
as possible because it is fermented tea. So as soon
as you get your palette Uh, if you don't have
room in your fridge, take it to the firehouse, the
firehouse to take it all all her fellow of firefolks
will steal it all. Well, it'll be going to the
right people. Then how about that it run to people
that it'll be shared well with everybody. Listen to Amanda.

(01:12:53):
She's already talking about sharing and she's such a good person,
whereas Donald and I are like, now, listen, you gotta
hoide that shit. If you kids, if you have a
rod fridge, fridge, if the kids finding, it's over, it's
over for you have the kids finding all right, Amenda,
thank you so much. Your smile put a smile on

(01:13:14):
our face. Generally give it up for Amanda, slowly fading
away with her GTS kombucha. Wow, Joel, good pickne Awesome, Joel.
I think you got to start, uh picking more people
that are amazing like that. No offense to everyone who's

(01:13:35):
called before, but they weren't exactly full time volunteers for
their local fire departments. Oh, I see she was awarded
the GTS. I think we did it, dude, we did it.
We did it. I thought I did in the show
um with the song and I want to explain. Um, so,
Bonnie there, who's a band I really really like? Are

(01:13:57):
they friends of yours? Um? Yes, this one qualifies. I'll
tell you why. So you might know him. If he
didn't know Bonne Vary Bereferre, you might know him. His
name is Justin his real name Bone Various, what do
you call it? Nom de plume? Joel his stage name,
his nom de plume. And you might know him because

(01:14:18):
he's on the new Taylor Swift album. And I'm saying
those of you who don't know that he's a famous artist,
you might be introduced to him because he sings with
Taylor Swift on her new album. Anyway. For my film Whish,
I was here that Donald was in playing the most
handsome Aston Martin dealer of all time. Thank you for
I wanted. I wanted Justin to write an original song,
and I thought that was a crazy long shot because

(01:14:39):
he's an artist I really, really, really liked, and we've
got in touch with them. He lives in Wisconsin on
a farm, and my music supervisor went up there. She
flew up to Wisconsin to his farm, and she had
a DVD of the film and she showed him the
film and he stood up from having seen the film
and walked into his studio and wrote this song called

(01:15:02):
Heavenly Father. So this is a song that not a
lot of people have heard um because it was on
the Whish I Was Here soundtrack, But it is an
original song written for me and the film Whish I
Was Here by Bonnivere. And here it is coming at you.
I am talking it up. Thank you for listening to
fake doctors, real friends. Here is Bonievere and Heavenly Father,

(01:15:25):
suber Well. I didn't need to go about then. You
know you give seen see me to cola dead Dad.

(01:15:51):
I don't know how you house the sin. I was
never sure how much of you I could let in
what you settle down? Baby, love has been Heavenly Father,

(01:16:20):
steppingly alive. You don't carry other names. Thought about the

(01:16:51):
day were drive and do another days he learned close.
I'm a known cow cowd turn around now when you

(01:17:15):
count to ten? Well no, now only I can't pretend.
Definitely followed, he sprt to his heart. The love is
left it in. I've just been up here for goddamn years.

(01:18:10):
Can you see how filling up balls with God? Damn
fill I am free up. I know about it, Don,
and I have been saying it in Heavenly Father sot

(01:18:31):
in the office, safe in