221: My Drama Queen

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where are you. I'm in my son's room. He's out
of town with his sister for a month or two,
maybe a month, I think, uh, and uh, some somebody's
here to handle pest control because of the air conditioning

(00:21):
system and all of that stuff is being fixed and everything,
and and let's just say, I'm in my son's room,
right I have never seen I have never seen you
outside of your closet since COVID began. And I'm flustered.
It's it's, it's it's it's a little overwhelming for me
right now, Like it doesn't feel as cozy as the
closet does. Yeah, you know what I mean. When I

(00:43):
look at myself in the zoom chat and see all
of this anime stuff in the background, I feel, you know,
a little youthful, I guess, you know. So More importantly,
it's picture day and I don't feel like you put
on a cute outfit. I mean, Joel and I clearly
he did. I I put on this shirt, I put

(01:03):
on my I put on my best local restaurant T shirt.
I fixed my hair, I fixed my donald You're wearing
a logo we probably are gonna have to photoshop. Really
if we're gonna have photoshop logos that I can't change
my shirt real fast. I will change my shirt real fast.
We're not doing pictures until the end, right, No, this
is fucking picture day. And I was excited for it,
and I'm slamming my desk about it because I sent

(01:24):
you all an email. I sent you all an email
and said, look cute, it's picture day. Oh, because the
good folks at at at a merch want to put
the four of us on a what do you call
the thing you put on the back of a phone
and hold it like the pocket on a pop socket? Donald,

(01:45):
this is gonna be on a pop socket. I don't.
I don't. I don't. I'm sorry, you're like, you're like, motherfucker.
I got a love on my plate than a pop socket. Okay,
I have I apologize for everyone who buys the pop socket.
If you do not approve of what I'm wearing, I'm

(02:05):
going to change my shirt, but don't approve of the
back dob and or what I'm wearing. It's all right,
but I love don't you love how Duell is just
touching up her makeup right now. She looks good too.
You're not enough time in the day, you guys covid.
I used to like have a whole plan, you know,
we had to do makeup and get out of the house.
But I don't have a routine anymore, and it takes
so much longer than a half an hour. It's the worst.

(02:27):
Dandal changed and he looks fly as fun so handsome.
Love the shirt, thank you. You're gonna have to change
the hat too, because it has a logo on it.
Damn it. It's okay. They can only see the brim.
They can only see the bird, only the brim. Donald,
You're you're think you're second guessing. Do you want to
run and change your shirt for picture day? Well, I
gotta run and change the whole background for picture day. Dude. No,
they can't cut us out and you can put your

(02:50):
face close like I'm doing here like this, I have
no I have a light. Actually I have a light
for this occasion. Hold on, yeah, I've got my ring
light on. Dude, I took picture day. Seriously, y'all are
owning it in I'll be right back. I'm sorry. I
apologize to you, Zach. I should be purged, I should
be punished. I have offended my dear brother, Zachary, I'm
Zachary food right now, Zachari, listen, Zachary, forgive me. I'm

(03:16):
in such a good mood right now. There's a line
at the end of a really wonderful film called Going
in Style that I may have directed, and uh, Alan
Arkin turns to Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman. He says,
I have this very odd feeling I haven't felt in
a very long time, and I think it might be happiness.

(03:40):
So that's how Alan Arkin said it, or Woody Allen
said it. Well, Alan Arkin does a very similar neurotic
jewey voice. But I h I don't know. I was
dialing in and I was feeling something like in amidst
all of the mayhem, amidst all the COVID and and
tragedy and five. I was calling you, my friends, and

(04:02):
I was feeling a tingle of happiness. Yea, and all
of you and all of you who are listening, because
holy s word, there are a lot of people listening
to this podcast. I mean there are, I mean a lot.
I'm just gonna say, I'm not going to talk specific numbers,
but we had a little bit of a holy shit moment.
There are a lot of you listening, and it's bizarre

(04:24):
when you think about talking to that many people. I
think if I thought of it like that, I would
be nervous. I just think of it like I'm talking
to you three am, right. That's how I look at
it too. I find it very interesting how now things
that we say are actually you know, people are listening.
If you know before you know, it does feel like

(04:46):
it does feel like it's just us, the four of
us talking. And so now sometimes when I look at
my Instagram and I see what, you know, the comments
some people have to say about some of the things
we're talking about, it's like, wow, okay, so let me
just be a little bit more. Are careful and not
so cavalier with some of the issues I to that's bullshit.
We want you to be you the listeners, not you

(05:06):
to be you. Obviously, be me obviously. But there's a
certain way to say things so people can receive it better,
you know what I mean. Or of course, whether you're
talking to one person or you're talking to a million,
there's ways to say it exactly. And so you know,
although I did shut shoot down one of your trolls,
I don't know if you saw that. No, I did
see that. Oh that was so funny. That was great.

(05:28):
I appreciate my little brother coming and freaking standing up
to the bully. I have a little bit of pet
peeve about people that come on to social media and
be like I might have to unfollow, or I might
have to stop listening, Like bro sounds good, go away,
No one cares. I just It's like if I was
having a barbecue and I was serving those little pigs

(05:49):
in a blanket and you came over and you said,
you know, I'm vegetarian, I might have to leave. I'd
be like, get the book out. I don't care. This
is my barcure, This is my barcue. Those are my
fucking pigs in a blanket. Get the funk out. Maybe
you know what, give me my frozen margarita bag, bitch,

(06:13):
do you take the margarita? You take the margarita. Everything
that they you would take the margarita. Yeah, guess what,
guess what? Guess what? This shit is free, Like, this
shit is free. You have to listen to you have
to listen to some ads, but this shit is free,
Like like you're not we're you're not paying for any Twitter, Instagram,
it's all free, like don't come on and saying I
didn't like it when Donald said this, I might have

(06:35):
to stop listening. Come on, buddy, y g t f
A see you later. Preach you're supposed to say, preach. Wow. Yeah,
I mean Joel is in the middle of getting her face.
By the way, I wish the audience could see this
because it's basically a fucking YouTube video of Joel's getting

(06:58):
ready routine. As as we're talking, she's doing her final
final was. By the way, when when the world sees
this picture of you, Joel, because you look very pretty.
I have a feeling that the dating section of our
show for Joelle is going to blow up like ladies
and gentlemen in his time, really very special moment of
the show, and we make Joelle's mama happy and find

(07:20):
her lover Dan, We're gonna need a little theme moment
for Joe. Find Joella lover, no problem. Yeah, I'm gonna
get everybody out there a hint real fast. If you
want to find Joela lover, here's a big tip. Get
her a PS five pre order. That's all you gotta
do too. Five way. Why are you guys so up

(07:45):
on this ps five. Is it because of the very
why freak does it come with? Does it come with?
The freaking? It's because Cybert two days after the release
of the Council. I don't want to buy the car
until twice or the game twice. So if I can
get the console before the game comes out, no matter

(08:05):
what act to play day one, it's I've been waiting
forever for this game. So my brother agrees with you, guys,
He's like, you'll get one. Like there's gonna be a
second round of pre orders block Yeah, I want to
be secure in my discusion making same same I don't
want to be refreshing the same best buy page for
twenty minutes. When does it come out? Does it really
come out? November twelfth? That's a long way away, guys,

(08:27):
it is. But these these pre orders are going to
pile up. They'll start bundling as it gets closer to
Christmas and holiday time, and those will be nice, but
it'd be also nice to get a retail price digital
version of Then I saw the funniest meme that I
only sent to Donald and Daniel because you're well a,
I don't have your cell phone number. Bizarrely and by Okay,
b B, you already told me that it's gonna go green.

(08:48):
So I was like, fuck it anyway, I'm not gonna
have this. But we really the second, the second you
get your iPhone, we need to be on a group.
I don't know why we don't have a phone group
chat going. I guess love that would, although it might
be detrimental because then we'll be chatting and not saving
it all right, But anyway, I said, Donald and Daniel
a funny meme I saw of great of how they

(09:11):
don't have a disc tray in the new PS thing
and an Xbox doesn't either, right correct, and uh and
and it was it was the Simpsons guy what's his name, Ralph? Ralph?
And I was like Ralph, it was like game stop
right now, and it was Ralph Wickham going, I'm in danger.

(09:31):
Why do you lease disks? They don't leave sell well
unless you keep them for like forty years. And that
is the one thing that is pissed that pisses me
off about game stuff. If you take the disc home
and open the seal, now when you take it and
you don't like, let's say the game is broken or whatever.
You don't like the game you go to return it,

(09:53):
they say, that's six dollars. If this may go around,
then they turn around and sell that shit for damn
near the exact price that it costs to buy it originally.
It's trying. It's going to be all download now then, right,
And that is the way it should be. That's the
way it should have been. This is the way. That's
the way. That's the way it should be. But it

(10:14):
takes a long time. And my brief Xbox career, doesn't
it take like it move faster once you downloaded, it
moves faster. No, I'm saying it takes a long time
to download a game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it can't.
There's there's there's a lot I didn't I didn't know
if I was doing something wrong when I first downloaded
my games. Oh no, that's the right thing to do.
The big issue now is how much bigger the games
are getting and how much hard drive space the actual

(10:36):
console is going to come with, because like the standard
PlayStation has eight hundred twenty five gigs of space, and
the newest Call of Duty game is two hundred gigabytes.
So that's like, I know that's not standard for every game,
but let's say you have four games that are like that,
you can only have four games on your PlayStation. That's ridiculous.
So I thought I thought xboxes were like table one tarabyte,

(10:57):
uh and two tarabyte xboxes. Now yeah, probably probably for sure.
I'm just talking about like the cheapest PlayStation because, like
you know, I'm guessing that in general, people will either
get the Xbox Series S, the cheaper one, or the
cheap PlayStation, which is the digital one for three ninety nine,
and that one. The difference between those two and the
ones that are coming out there the same thing. So
there's there's the Xbox Series S and the Xbox Series X.

(11:18):
There's more differences between those, but literally the only difference
between the two PlayStations is one comes with a disk
drive and one doesn't. Okay, And so I'm not buying
I'm an Xbox guy, am I what's the difference between
the two. Do you have a four KTV? Of course
he does, So then you're gonna want to get an
Xbox Series X because the X, the lower grade one,

(11:40):
does not have four K support. That's the big difference.
The better one with a disk drive, that's bigger, that's
slightly more expensive does have four K support? What about
three D and virtual currently there's no there's no there's
no VR or three D stuff for the Xbox. There's
there's four K up two one hundred twenty fames per
second support or if your TV has a high refresh rate.

(12:01):
Other than that, that's got to go PS. I still say, bro,
the Oculus Quest, I've been saying it. I'm just saying,
this thing is the absolute shit. If you're going to Gorculus,
I am well aware. They even have a new Star
Wars game coming out for an Oculus gun and that
hit like John Woo. But don't I need a PC

(12:25):
for that? No, you don't. It's a standalone product. And
the Oculus Quest too just got announced. You can get
your pre order right now. Well, god, no, they're not
sponsoring me yet. By the way, I have an Oculus
but I never used it because I the one I
have needed to be set up with a PC and
I don't know how to do that, and I and
it's one of those things that just I never got

(12:45):
around to. But I totally got that. But if it's
a stand alone thing, I'm color me intrigued. It is standalone.
It's I just you know what, if you're interested in
VR at all, I just got to say it is
such an incredible experience that it completely It is one
of those things with every step in terms of how
we interact with technology and video games, it was one
of those things that just completely blew my mind. It
was an instant If the good folks at Oculus want

(13:07):
to send all four of us, and we'll be glad
to talk a whole lot about it. Absolutely, I'll talk
about Oculus all day, Yeah, and all night. I would
listen to you guys. Got we could do a whole
We could do a one. We could do a whole one.
We're all in the same virtual world. A whole podcast.
We literally can do that. Yeah. Yeah, they can meet
a big screen VR and we can all Look a question,

(13:29):
I'm playing a certain game and it's like, you know
how when you play PlayStation or Xbox you go into
these big rooms and now you guys are all playing
missions together. Can you do that with Oculus? There are
a couple of games that offer most we got to
do that. Are you kidding me? We can all meet
up in the first Do they have the ready player
one suits yet that you could put on and you

(13:50):
could feel every time they Yet they don't. Yeah, but
when they have that, that's what I want. I'm waiting
for that. You Oh my god, we get virtual hug,
I will virtual virtual whop on you, oh my god.
And I would receive hit. I'll hit like they'll be
like control X to whop on Donald and then I'll

(14:11):
just whop all over you. Oh my god. If it
was control you know how you just keep pressing the
X button over and over and over and over again.
Remember that game to Cathalon where you had to press
it really fast. There was a gaming there was when
I was in college. There was a computer game where
it was a sex game and you to have sex
you move the mouse really fast. Was it called leisure

(14:32):
Suit Larry and No No, Although I did love those
games as oh my god. Sierra games were amazing. Police Quest,
um yea face quest, Space Quest and not the way
for it. For a hints. They used to have a
hotline you have to call, because I would I would

(14:52):
be so stuck, and they had they I would my
parents would be like, what the fuck are you doing?
What are these charges? But I would be it was
like a drug. I was like a dift to do
a drug, like make sure no one's looking, and then
I'd call the hot line and would you would have
to you would have to go. For those of you
who are young, you're probably like, what the fuck is
he talking about? This is way before like the internet
and the computers are what they are. You'd have to
go on the hot line and and be like, fine

(15:14):
the scene where you were lost, and it would give
you the clue and it was charging you some astronomical
rate to get hine second whatever it was. And I
would be on there and be like, I'm sorry, mom,
I'm like like out loud even though she wasn't in
the room, like I've gotta do this. I'm lost in
police quest and I would But anyway, this sex game,
this is like ninety late nineties, and it was and

(15:37):
the fact and you're having sex and the faster you
move the mouse, you're having sex. And I had this
born again Christian roommate. He wasn't in the room in
our in my dorm room, and he literally is out
of a movie. He opened the door and I'm just
jam in this mouse trying to win because you win
when the when the computer people have an rigasm and
it literally he opens a door like to show his

(16:00):
very religious, nice girlfriend the room, and I'm in there
just jam in my mouth, just jam in it. And
I turn around, just straight out of a movie, and
I'm frantically trying to like get out of the game
and it won't and all years like I'm like escape, escape, escape,
and literally out of the movie. He's like, oh, we'll
come back, We'll go back. No, No, I'm shocked. He

(16:33):
was a very nice guy, but we just weren't on
the same page. Um sounds like because you know, the
whole he believed that I was gonna go to hell,
and so it was kind of hard to get Yeah, boy,
it's hard to get along really anytime, anytime another human
being actually says to you, you're gonna go to Hell,

(16:53):
it's kind of hard to freaking where do you go
from there? I once stated a born again Christian, a woman,
and she was great, but I said to her, kind
of trying to make a joke, I said, I mean,
how can this really go anywhere? I mean, you you
think I'm going to Hell? And I said, what can
I say? I hope you're wrong, And the most sincere
face she went I hope I am too whom And

(17:18):
I was like, escape, escape, probably get donald count five six, seven,
eight stories about show we made about a bunch of
docs and nurses. And I said, he's a stories never

(17:44):
so yeado around here, yeado around here. I gotta say something.
This is a fucking amazing episode. I laughed a laugh
laughing I saw of I texted Bill, I said, I said, Bill,
we are at two twenty What is a two twenty one?

(18:07):
I said, we are at two twenty one, and we
are all in the groove. This episode is I think
the best of season two. I'm gonna go out and
say it, Well, I really did enjoy this. Suppose it's
got a little bit of everything. It's got heart with
with Carla's uh with Carla, by the way, I haven't.
I was thinking as I was dialing, and I have
no idea what percentage of the audience is actually watching

(18:29):
the show along with it or or just listening, um,
and we have no way to measure that. But but
so uh anyway, that's irrelevant. I I was. It has
the Judy's Carla's mom's death, which and and the and
the wedding that they're about to have in the in
the hospital with Turk. So it's got heart, but then

(18:49):
it's got so much funny stuff. It's got a whole
lot of sexy stuff with Amy smart Um. There's just
some hilarious stuff. I mean that as some of the
funniest stuff of season two in it. And I just
I don't know, I just I had one of these
moments like I think this is the best episode's using two. Okay, well,
let's get into the recap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
want I want to call it the recap. And then

(19:10):
but then, you know what, then Daniel has to make
up all of these damn theme songs and stuff like, oh,
I don't mind whatever. Okay, well, then let's get into
the recap. Daniel is a DJ. I'm sure that he
doesn't mind taking a few minutes and making up a
little problem. Here we go and go tasty. Cooma wife
is back and she is naughty. Call his mom dies,

(19:33):
prompting her to want to get married a sap elliot Mitch,
she's already bought herself a wedding dress. Plus Ted the
lawyer and doctor Kelson want everyone to take it easy
on how they deliver information to patients. Sometimes, because of
pressure and or angst, we make decisions without using our
better judgment. This usually causes more pain and misery, not
just for us, but for others too. If we're lucky,

(19:55):
we have people in our lives who care about us
enough to tell us like it is. But in in
you have to be you have to have the awareness
and the ability to accept receive. You have to have
the ability and the awareness to accept and receive the information,
even if it's not what you want to hear. Amen,

(20:16):
Well said Amen. Well said, maybe we should just change
it to you do it in forty seven seconds. Okay,
that's fine. Well, you gotta cut the part where I
mess up? Right, No, I think we should leave it
because I think makes sense. We like we like to
show the audience all the seems. No. Um no, Well said,
I gotta tell you Donald, it's Donald, right, I gotta

(20:37):
tell you what an episode? What an episode? And I mean,
as a straight person, I must say that Amy Smart
in Lingerie mounting Me is is a piece of art. Yeah,
you know, when watching this, this is one of those
episodes where I was like this motherfucker. I was even

(21:01):
like this motherfucker, what a job? What a job. What
a job being paid extraordinarily well to have Amy smart,
mount Hue and lingerie and that bat. Although I'm so
neurotic that when she was doing that, I was like,
looking at the scar I have on my chin. You know,
I'm tied up. JD is tied up on the bed,

(21:22):
and she's in a very sexy outfit and she's she's
mounting me and I all I could see was the
scar on my chin. That's very I think that's most
actors when they're when they watched themselves. Yeah, you know,
when I I did a movie with the very wonderful actress,
she actually has a she actually is one of the

(21:44):
few people in the world have an egot. Her name
is Whippy Goberg Here at the show. I once told her,
I was like, you know, I loved all of the
movies you made when I was growing up, Like a
lot of what you did shaped how I am now.

(22:04):
You know what I mean, me wanting to be an
actor and everything like that. You made the type of
movies I wanted to be. And she said, it's funny
because when I look at that stuff, she's like, thank
you very much. First of all, but when I look
at that stuff. What I see is, oh, I think
I looked. I don't like the way I looked in
that scene, or you know, I I don't. I was

(22:25):
on my period that day or whatever it is. You
know what I mean. And that's you're exactly right. You're this.
You're in a scene with the lovely Amy Smart. You
guys have great chemistry together. The scene works, obviously, and
all you can think about is all I don't like
the score on my chin. Well, I think also, I
just feel like next to Amy Smart, I looked like

(22:46):
like it was like Beauty and the Beast. I just
felt like I just felt very unattractive. I disagree with
you wholeheart. Well, thank you. No, if I'm saying it's
it's it's more what you're saying with Whoopee said, it's
like you know you you I'm not usually obsessed with
with that stuff. When I watched myself back, whether it's
something I'm directing or I'm in someone else's thing, I'm like, Okay,
it is what it is. But there's times when I

(23:07):
when I get, you know, like any human being going, oh,
what's that thing on my fucking chin? Oh? Who's doing
my hair? That day. What the hell happened? I'm like, yeah, well, yeah, understand.
You know, I don't understand the hair part because my
hair is usually the same and everything. Anyway, um yo,
holy shit, tasty Komba wife is naughty, yeah, Ti tid.

(23:28):
She likes drama and she likes naughty shit. She wants
to get into it. She wants you to do. She's
the type of person that's like, spank me harder. Damn.
I love how down Amy was with all this. She
was so first of all, she's very funny in this.
And there's one moment later where she she does this
move I've never even seen before. She licks both of
her fingers. Did you see that? Yeah, and then she

(23:50):
rubs the ass like she she grabs the air with
her I almost thought in my brain, I thought, was
she maybe she was going to do a lick and
then touch her nipples, And then she went, oh, no,
it's it's it's primetime TV. Let me just grab the air.
Maybe I didn't know what she was up to, but
it was. It was delicious, and it was delicious and

(24:11):
it was very funny and um and I don't know.
I just I'm here to say if you're Amy's agent.
However much she's working, she should be working more because
she is funny and talented and uh, and she did
a great job. I wish Jade had there were more episodes,
but I think I think this is the last one.
I keep saying that, I'm not sure. I didn't realize
she'd done this. This is next episode is all about

(24:33):
Ryan Reynolds. I didn't realize she had done so many episodes. Dude, Like, yeah,
I didn't. I didn't know. That's great, great, Um, how
about fifty eight seconds? Then I get and Elliot's there
and I've got I've got rope burns on my wrists. Yes,
And Elliot's looking like, what the hell is that? And
I go, it's it's my new watch band. It's it's
made out of cat. So quick on your toes, I

(25:02):
know it so quick? And then, oh my god, how
about us all laughing at wang? Did you laugh when well,
when they said it, did you not laugh? Yeah? Gang
is a funny word. I'm sorry, funny, I'm sorry. Wang
is a funny euphemism for penis. Yes, it is. But
I love I love that we're like these doctors and
we're laughing at the word wang like, and I love
to laugh. It's like like like somebody can't hear that,

(25:29):
you know what I mean? I feel like I don't
know about the other forty five and forty six year
olds listening, but I will still laugh at the word wang.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I'm I'm too immature. Yeah,
there's nothing wrong with laughing at wang. Wang's funny. Whang's funny. Dude,
it's funny. It's funny. Um Todd's first air five. I

(25:51):
don't know how many air fives that there are in
the whole series, but Todd delivers his very first air
five here. This is the first. Do you know this
because of Scrubs Wiki? No? I didn't. I just I
know that I hadn't seen one before. Okay, maybe this
is a question. Can we ask scrubs Wiki or is
this a problem? No, and we haven't used him in
a while, and we did. We did buy a lot
of attention from him with the Funko Pops, So let's

(26:13):
ask him right now. So, Trevor, how are you. I
hope you're enjoying the Funko Pops. I hope that haven't
been sold on eBay. I think This is the very
first time that Todd ever air fives anyone. Is that true, Trevor,
I have one last question ahead to be that guy.
Go ahead, but is there a number account on how
many times Todd air fives? Is that something that you guys?

(26:37):
That can be found on Hi Zack and Donald, the
Funko Pops and I are doing well here in Colorado.
Todd has had many unrequited fives, but this is the
first Air five. Over the series. Todd names fifty one
different fives, and yes, all of them are named on
Scrubs Wiki. This is the only standard Air five, but
he gives a skeptical Air five in season six and

(26:58):
a ferry five in My Prince. Thank you, Trevor, Thank you, Trevor.
It feels like you're giving him a large assignment, but
maybe Trevor will go for it. We did give him
signed Funco pops. He has the only he has the
only JD signed Funco pop in existence. It's priceless, priceless
at least a g G and a half. You get

(27:18):
a G and a half, but that so not price less,
price full. There's a price, but you make the price right.
This janitor, this shorts thing I've said before is the
funniest thing to me. And I've said this before, so
sorry I'm repeating myself. But if you look at the
season two blooper reel on YouTube, I could not get

(27:41):
through this moment. I just thought Neil, everything related to
Neil and shorts, I just thought was so funny. And
I didn't know I'd forgotten that JD put the shorts
on multiple times. All I remembered was the end moment
where I'm like, like, look, I'm a doctor, I can't
wear shorts to work. And he says the beloved line,

(28:03):
the good Lord didn't bless my wife with all her fingers.
She only has pointer and thump pinky and then he
does a little gesture. That's the part where I was
just cracking up laughing. But um, but yeah, JD wears
those scrub short shorts multiple times, and um, and they're
dirty because they've been they get dirty, right because he

(28:24):
throws him in a trash. It throws him in the dumpster,
and then he find the janitor finds him. He goes
Minty Rosa. Why is the janitor all of a sudden
speaking Spanish and the dump s we don't know um,
the other thing I had forgotten, which is so fucking funny.
At ten minutes, and he goes, I thought we were
shorts buddies. You know the schedule, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, wah

(28:48):
them Thursday, Friday, shorts weekends optional. I'll be wearing shorts.
I laughed at the cup. I laughed. Well, okay, so
I laughed at the whole janitor story, but I also
laughed at the Ted Doug storyline. Yad me rolling ye. Somehow,

(29:10):
Ted and Doug have now bonded over a week. They
have a weekend bike ride that they go on this episode,
where they wear they ride bikes and vent to each
other about how much they hate doctor Chells. Yeah. By
the way, we hear about a few activities outside of
the hospital this episode. There's there's also a long nurse

(29:30):
robbery by the way, and and and and Ted specifies
her above browndoo. Yeah where and and but but that's
when doctor Cox. That's the last time doctor Cox got violent. Yeah,
he said down because it's so funny, Cox goes, I
might just rip off that tie off your neck and
jam it down your esophagus. And Ted goes, I think

(29:51):
you proved at Nurse Roberts above ground pool party that
that doesn't solve anything. Oh my god, this episode had
me rolling. I had so many laugh out loud moments.
Dam and fucking Sam Lloyd is hilarious, and he's hilarious
in this episode and been finally at the end when
he's like, well, we're all there, everybody's listening their problems,

(30:11):
and he goes, I'm sterile, yeah, and they look at
him and he's like, I think it's because of the
bike ride. No. But before he goes, my my, what
does he say, my my swimmers, my little guys. Yes,
scrubs Wicky said, Uh. One of the things that said
is this is the first episode where the lawyer admits
that he's sterile. Um, Fred, we run Barry, hold up anyway,

(30:36):
don't get to Fred yet. Okay, we got to talk
about the goose bumps I had when Judy Rays just
drops her mom died. Yeah, and we always say this,
but we was say it again. Judy Rays is such
a good actress and she brings the the heart and
the the it's you know, Bill always us to say
she grounds the show. You and I can get so

(30:59):
silly and some of the ancillary characters can get so silly,
but then there's always Carla who's grounding it. And this
show proves that this episode because there we are being
as silly as ever. I mean literally, we're about to
talk about Fred re run Berry doing dances and there's
Carla and she just goes my mom died, and everyone
just drops into reality. And I was just very moved,

(31:22):
probably because there's been a lot of death in my
life and friendships circling around people who need love. But
the looks on all of our faces when we just
kind of like looked at her and dropped in with
her and gave her love, and I don't know, I
just found it was very I got goosebumps, and I
thought it was just very. It just showed how quickly
the show can go from Fred Barry dancing to having

(31:44):
goosebumps and tears in your eyes, you know what I mean?
Oh absolutely. I was very impressed with Turk also in
this episode and how he was selfless about everything, Like
I kept waiting for him to make a joke every
time he was comforting her, Yeah, you know what I mean,
Like and he and he never does everything always he
was always very supportive of Carla and her loss. And

(32:09):
that was very impressive, you know, especially on a show
where you know we're always telling jokes. We took this
part of the show very seriously. Yeah, and he Turk
is like the dream fiance boyfriend in that he's like,
I don't know, he's just saying all the right you know. Turk,
who can can often put his foot in his mouth,
is saying all the things anyone in that who just

(32:30):
lost their mom would want to be said. He says
that beautiful thing about let me let me be there
to fill up some of the bowl that she I
forgot the wording of it, but that was beautiful, beautifully
written and and well delivered. Your acting is really good
in this episode. Oh you are such a sweetheart. Go on,
but Judy Ray is just sorry because she has more
emotion to do than you. Just a few times. Amazing, Judy, Judy, Judy,

(32:53):
Judy crushed all right. Fred Barry, for those of you
who don't know, was the star of a show called
What's Happening that j Hey and Me and Donald's childhood
was a seminole saidcom about a family living. Where did
they live? Oh shit? Oh wow, Chowell, we're gonna put

(33:15):
you to work. Say it was Philadelphia, I don't I
don't remember what city it was. But they didn't have
much money, and they were friends and it was about
their lives. And as a white kid growing up in
the suburbs, it like good Times, opened my eyes to
a world I didn't have any connection to or know
anything about in a hysterical way. And I loved What's Happening, Dude.

(33:39):
It was one of my favorite shows. I used to
laugh so hard Saint Louis, thank you. I used to
laugh so hard at so There are so many parts
of the show that I remember, like still to this day,
like when they go to the Doobie Brothers concert and
they bootleg it with one of those tape deck tape
deck that you used to like record notes with, saying

(34:02):
in the concert with one of those things to try
and to try that one freaking uh, Dwayne singing coma
coma coma comic coma coma Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, uh
freaking rerun doing the dance at the talent show and
winning it, and then after that always dancing. Wait, we
have a Rodgers laugh. We have a correction from Joel.

(34:25):
Never mind. They lived in Watts, Los Angeles. Oh shit,
let's that's that's correct. That yeah, but but but I
I remember a fun really funny episode where was it
Rerun who got a credit card and he didn't really
understand the ramifications. And as I recall, Rerun just got

(34:46):
it like someone got to him with a credit card
and he just started buying tons of shit. And they
all came over and Rerun who had no money? These
guys all, you know, had no money, and and the
house was was full of stuff Rerun had bought on
with his credit card. And I just remember, even though
god knows how many years ago it was, I remember
there was a there was a scuba tank in the room.

(35:08):
So amongst the things he had gone crazy with his
credit card, he bought a scuba tank. But that's not
only but remember he bought the juice or also okay,
juice belogny. Should we should do a special episode of
Fake Doctor's Real Friends where we do a rewatch of
What's Happening episode and Son or Sanford and Son. Yeah,

(35:32):
but I didn't watch Sanford in the Son. That was
a little bit earlier in terms of the time. I
didn't watch that as much. Um, but What's Happening was
the sweet spot for me. I watched every episode. Remember
when Rodge was a nude male model for UM, for
people that were like sketching in a art class. Yeah, yeah,
And there was Shirley Shirley, Yeah, Shirley and Roger tell Mama,

(35:57):
I'm tell mama right, and Mama was a mazing I
forgot the actress is Naming played to her. She was incredible.
Will you find that out for me? Please? You? Well,
what a cast. So if you're if you've never heard
of it, I don't know, go on YouTube watch a clip.
Maybe it won't translate now because it's it's it's old,
but I loved it. Anybody So fred Fred Barry had

(36:18):
had these hilarious dances he would do and um, and
what you see in this episode is this so Jad's fantasy.
You know, they sort of they tease that it's going
to be a threesome because JD says, oh my god,
he's looking at Amy Smart and Sarah Chalk together. He goes,
I can't imagine seeing these two together. You can only
imagine what I'm thinking. And you think it's going to

(36:39):
be something sexual, And it's Amy Smart and Sarah Chalk
with Fred Berry in his outfit in matching outfits doing
his famous rerun dance. So that was really funny. And
then we cut later to what I imagine your bachelor
party's going to be, and it's all of us dancing,
and a lot of our crew guys are in there,
including Michael Spiller who directed this episode, is in there.

(37:01):
I saw my stand in, Scott Ravedu. It was Deonte
in there. Deontay was definitely in there. Yeah. I think
a lot of the people that worked in the in
the film department or in the lab, would you know,
editing and stuff like that, they were down there. Yeah.
So it was a good opportunity for a lot of

(37:21):
people to be I guess it was all men because
it was supposed to be the bachelor party. So we
all got to do the rerun dance with Fred Berry,
which was which we all got to wear the costume too,
which is great, awesome with the fedora and everything. But
I mean, if you had told little Zach that he
was going to a be doing the rerun dance with
Rerun one day the same week that Amy Smart and

(37:44):
Lingerie would mount him tears tears to him, dreams do
come true. All right, we gotta got a break. We
got a good break. UM, thank you all for being here,
and we love you. Yeah, we're so excited that we
get to do this for you, guys man, and your
appreciation of this show is well received. We appreciate. So.

(38:08):
On that note, please listen to some people selling new stuff.
We'll be right back. And hey, guys, I'm sorry, guys,
hold poster for a second. Sorry, some shit's sucking up
on my computer. Hold on one second. Oh Jesus, interrupt

(38:32):
the interrupted playing music for the All right, here we go.
I hope you do little music for interrupting Bill. I'm
interrupting the interrupting Bili no no, no, no, no, no
no no. So I just wanted to get that over
with quick. I wanted to interrupt the interrupting bill with
five to six seven eight. I mean, it's not a

(38:53):
well thought out one. But now we're back to the
other that it interrupted. Welcome back, guys. I want to
start by um saying that, um, this podcast isn't for you.
When I first came up with the idea of this
podcast and having you guys occasionally host it, it wasn't

(39:18):
so Zach could go to London or Donald could golf
with his kids. Um, it was so week after week
you can provide people with content with my podcast for
them to listen to. So I'm glad you're back, but
let's not let a week go by like that again. UM.
Today's question is about recurring jokes. And just so you know,

(39:42):
I know you're gonna talk a lot about the thumb
pinky scene with Neil Flynn, and I would hope that
you guys would mention innuendo because it's one of the
classic Todd lines. But I will ask you right now
that if you can figure out what the writing stuff
's favorite recurring joke was that started in this episode,

(40:06):
and to give you one clue, it is something in
the writer's room that we imagined what that event would
be like for quite some time. I will give you
another clue. If you can't get it what the event
would be, what is he talking about? I don't know.

(40:30):
A joke that started in here was originally in the
writer's room and became the first time we see it
is in TI twenty one. A joke that they laughed
a lot about in the writer's room of what it
would be like to go to what did we go? Well,
there's the there's the wedding, the wedding at the at
the hospital right any of you listening though, are you?

(40:52):
Are you thinking at home what the answer is? There's
probably a lot of you screaming at your listening device
right now, and you know the answer. I don't know.
Let's hear another clue, Daniel. This is a little cryptic
and play a little more. Okay, your other clue if
you need it. If you don't, you can skip this,
uh Daniel on Joel, Hey, guys, thank you for continuing

(41:13):
to come through in my podcast on a day to
day week tweak basis. The other clue is it's about
nurse Roberts and her home wife. Oh it has to be.
We might have talked about the opening brown Pool. No,
it's something she says. I wasn't even I didn't even
write it down. But she says something about her husband
and how he's not allowed to use the oven. Is

(41:37):
his name is his name Leicester? I think her husband's
name is Lester. She said she's on the phone. This
is what she gets in trouble for because she barks
at a patient who wants a pillow and she said
something about Lester. I don't want, you know, I don't
want to use an oven when I'm not at home.
Let's see, let's see what it is. It is, all right.
Our favorite recurring joke in the writer's room was about

(41:59):
Nurse Roberts above ground pool party and how anytime it
was ever mentioned it was obviously in all time off
the Hook party. I love at her house and I
love that it was not a pool party, but it
was an above ground pool party because Nurse Roberts pool
is above ground. I miss you, guys, I love you,

(42:23):
welcome back. We love you too. Bill. Oh, that's funny.
I didn't realize that Nurse Roberts above ground bood party
was always like off the Hook. I said it though,
I said, nerd ground, Nurse Roberts above the ground pool party.
You said no, no, no, no, you did say you're right.
I was looking for a deeper cut, but but yeah,
you're right. Um, Nurse Roberts above groundoop party does come

(42:45):
up multiple times and throughout the series, and whenever it does,
it's always like shit went down, like it was Chris,
but he chokes the shit out of Ted at the party. Yeah,
and it didn't help. It did whatever they were arguing about,
and him choking ted it didn't help. So yeah, that
sounds awesome. I don't think j D and Turk were
ever invited to to said party. I don't think they were.

(43:06):
I don't think they were. Say it good, what's the matter? Comes? Okay, comes?
We have the exterminator here. Hi, Hi, Casey, Hi. Put
the headphones on her Donald so we can I can
hear you. How are you doing? I'm good, I'm good.

(43:28):
How are you are you bringing the exterminator into this room? Yes,
Oh that's gonna be exciting. This is doing. Hi, hi
wan hi? Hey, I think one. I think one might
exterminate my house. One one comes to your house too?
Oh hie me, hey one? How are you man? All right?

(43:52):
That's great. One does a great job. Yeah, we love one.
Oh there you got on the show. Yeah, we want
you on the show more and more. Oh yeah, I
started spinning. I got my I got my peloton. I know,
but you won't let me know your name so I
can find know. Casey wanted to know my my my
user name, and I was like, first of all, I
suck so bad. I don't want to let me get

(44:13):
let me get let me get going a little bit
before I start handing out my user name, and and
let you know how bad I am. Yeah, work yourself up,
because have you done this up? I found a gal
I like. She's a British gal, of course, and her
name's LeeAnne, I think. And she does a pop a
pop one because I like to work out to pop
music Kelly and and um, she was good. She was good.

(44:35):
So what's the what's the guy's name? Oh, Cody, Cody.
That's Cody. That is the business man. He might be
too hard for people. I have ever Cody listened to
and rode a bike or I'm going to write that
down Cody. I have to literally, when Donald does the bike,
have to come upstairs and check to make sure he's
actually writing because he's lapping hysterically the entire time. Mutually

(44:58):
he's on the bike, Donald, do you phone? She didn't
you really go for it? I really go for it.
Casey goes like extremely hard though, well look at her,
look at it. I mean, Casey, you're a walking ad
for fucking Peloton. Look at her. Yeah, I'm very competitive
with the board, like I try to like passy Peloton people.
I just wanted. She tries to get into the hundreds, like,

(45:20):
I just want to tell what I want to tell
the people at Peloton if any of you are listening,
that Casey Cobb should literally be your spokesperson because she
has never looked so damn good ever. Oh thanks that
you know that's that's Peloton doctor real friends advertising. Well
we're giving it to him for free right now, but

(45:41):
but away, but listen, perfect person for you, Cob. Thank you, guys.
All right, all right, all right, we gotta get back
to it. I'll see you later. See everybody, see everybody.
We share everything down and I even exterminators. We do. Um. Yeah.

(46:02):
So I tried Leanne and she's bubbly and British and
uh and she and she even has I haven't done
it yet, but she has a musical theater ride. I
was like, had Donald, you gotta do it. There was
like in there, I bet you the Disney songs. Let
it go. You know that's the number one freaking No.

(46:24):
I think it's an a Laddin. I think it's an
Aladdin one or something. Gotta keep one jump ahead of
bread line, ahead of the hop. But you know how
you can you can think I'll take a stroll around
the block. Donald, Donald, you know how you can put
on filters so you can put on, just put on.
You can choose what music you want anyway, you can
foot the teacher, and how long you want to go,

(46:45):
what level you're at, and the type of music. And
I put all that in and Leanne singing show tunes
came up and I was like, okay, but I haven't
done it yet. The best musical to work out too,
Like you had to pick the musical, it would have
to be. Listen when I was and this is gonna,
This is gonna. When I was I was doing this

(47:06):
play in San Diego, Picasso at the Lapan a Yield
written by Steve Martin. I listened to La La Land
like it was going out of style there, like it
was going out of style. Everything was. When I was
working out City of Stars, Ah, you're shining just for me.

(47:28):
But dude, lu dude, dude. Sonod went through a period
where he would um get drunk on on a plane
and then start tweeting, um how pissed he was about
the end of La La Lamb. She's ungrateful, She's ungrateful. Everything.
I would just be like I'd be looking at my

(47:49):
Twitter and I'd be like, oh shit, he's drunk on
on the airplane again. And and I bet his tears
in his eyes because he's watched the end of LA
and he just pissed me off. Yeah, and you do
your tirade for the people, but people people who love.
We have a new segment called Things that Upset Donald

(48:09):
about the end of a lot of that they broke up, right, Grant,
it was his fault. He was supposed to be at
the show. He didn't make it. He was all about himself, yes,
but he redeems himself by freaking taking the call from
the casting director, driving all the way to Colorado. Right, Yeah,

(48:33):
is Boulder Boulder City? No Boulder Colorado? You're correct? Is it? No?
Because it was No, it's Colorade in Colorado, irrelevant. He
takes a long drive. He takes a long drive and
the way and the reason why he knows it is
because it's the house across from the library in this
small town that she lives in. So he finds her

(48:55):
delivers the message, Yo, look you got an audition for
a big casting director. This is huge. We know the
movie you're going. And she's like, I'm not going He's like, well,
I'm going back tomorrow. You can ride with me. He
takes her to set audition. She auditions for the show,
and that's the best song in the home movie. Ahead,

(49:16):
I disagree. It's not the best song. It's a wonner,
and she cries, go ahead anyway. She slays. She slays
the audition emmaste love. He gets the part. At the
end of it, she says to him, what's gonna happen
between us? And he's like, well, you know, we're just
gonna have to see what happens because when you get

(49:38):
this part, and she's like, if I get this part,
and he's like so supportive. He's like, no, when you
get this part, you're gonna have to give it everything
you got because the part takes The part takes her
all the way to Paris, where she's gonna have to
live for a year. They're gonna film that. She's gonna
live there first where they develop it, and then they're
gonna film it there. Like the parts totally catered to her,

(49:58):
so at the end of it, she's gonna look like
the biggest movie star. She goes to Paris. It cuts
to five years later, go ahead. She hasn't seen this
dude since he told her that they said I love
you at the freaking observatory, the Griffith Park Observatory where
they last where they last spoke. I'm literally, I'm literally

(50:24):
getting sad. She accidentally walks into his his his uh
jazz club right, which she thought he would never do
because he was such a wild card, and he even
changed the name to the name that she wanted him
to change it to. Walks in sits in the front

(50:47):
fucking row. Surprised lecus Gera. And not only am I here?
Not only it right? No, it's a big movie star
that you used to date, that you were in love with,
that I told you I loved you, that you get
You know what, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't
be where I'm at right now. But here I am

(51:09):
accidentally with my husband who I have now had a
kid with, and I've forgotten all about you. And he
takes her on this little journey. Now you're mad. That
used to used to want to be part of your
drunk airplane lata land tirades used to be Why why
didn't she fly him over or fly why didn't she

(51:30):
make an effort to have him in her life now
that she became rich. Why as soon as that movie
was done, she should have been like, hey, look it's
over with. Let's what are you doing with your life?
And he should have been like, oh, it's he gave
her a space. Look. Someone once told me, if you
love someone, it was meant to be if it comes,

(51:50):
If you love someone, set them free, if they come back,
it's meant to be. Right, he set her free. Ay,
but but but but sad. What I thought, so, what
I thought was so beautifully tragic about it is that
I thought it was real life. You can go that
deep with someone and then life takes you all the
way over there, and all of a sudden you're on

(52:12):
a different trajectory. And that's what's so heartbreaking about it,
because when they come together in that jazz club, Damian
Chazelle brilliantly takes you on a little daydream of what
life could have been. That's the most heartbreaking part of
the movie. That's why that's why it's so heartbreaking, because
at the end of it, you see you could have
had all of the stuff that you have now and

(52:33):
you would have been happy like you are now. And
it would have been with the guy that supported you
to get to where you are. But that relationship Donald
might have been more confrontational and mercurial. And maybe she's
not in something maybe as passionate and sexy. But she's happy,
she has peace, she has she's content, she's got a

(52:56):
nice husband and a baby, and she's got this huge career.
And I think it's a debate about like, are you
gonna go with the person that drives you fucking crazy
and makes you want to pull your hair out, but
also you have such passion or are you going to
choose the life of life. I want to be more zen,
I want to be you know. Well he turned out well,
that's the and that's the other thing. Though he turned

(53:16):
out to be that guy though also he didn't turn
out to be the dude that was a wild card.
He turned out to be the safe bet, you know
what I mean. He got the club done, He was
very responsible about it all. He hired a bunch of people,
change his whole life around for her for her to
impress her, well, not necessarily, I don't know if it
was to impress her, but she showed him and I

(53:39):
an idea of what he could be, and he said, Yo,
you know what, I like that idea. And this is
somebody who everybody was trying to be like, Yo, look dude,
you're you're you're doing this all wrong. The way you
should do it is this way. And he wasn't open
and receiving anybody else's idea of how they thought he
should be, but he was open to hers. And he
does it, and she comes back and sees it. You know,

(54:02):
when she walked out of that place, she had to
be all confused and well, you know, this is a
Scrubs rewatch podcast. Sorry, I would like to change the
show to every every week we analyze l listen, We're
almost done. I just want to say this last part.

(54:24):
She gives that look back in the club that clearly says,
oh fuck what what I don't know if I don't
know if that's the look back she gives, Oh, well,
that's what's up for interpretation. In fact, my father, my
late great, amazing father, who loved the movie very much,
UM thought it was what kind of like what might

(54:46):
be like like still could happen. Oh that's what that's
what Casey's father says. To Casey's father. She she looks
back at him like, you know, there's still probably gonna
I'm probably gonna see you and up soon or one day.
For me. What's even more heartbreaking and beautiful about it
is it's the period at the end of a sentence.

(55:08):
It's it's looked back like what a time we had
and now I'm gone, And that just fucking breaks my heart.
And he's not reluctant about it. He's the one that
has already let go, obviously, Like he goes to work
every day and her face is plastered on the wall
of his jazz club. Dude, every day he walks by
her face as he's walking into his club. There's a

(55:30):
great song called some Other Time. It's an old standard
and the lyric is something like, oh, well, we'll catch
up some mothertime. Well there's another one called I'll See
Your Next Lifetime by Ericabadu, and it's like, I guess
I see your next lifetime. Yeah, I am heart feelings.
I'm stucker for that. I really, I really, really really

(55:55):
love that movie, and I don't have any patience for
anyone that doesn't, So you know, I really do love
that movie too. I've had a lot of people try
to convince me otherwise not to love them. Well, it
does feel like I feel like whenever a film is
super successful, of course it's going to become polarizing because
because that's just what happens. But I but I, for me,

(56:17):
I was so moved by it and I just thought
the whole thing was so beautiful that I for the
first time since I was maybe a teenager, I was
like wanting them as human beings to be together, Like
you know, all these teenagers they stand the couples that
are in movies together and all that. I felt that.
I remember feeling legit sad that Ryan Gosling and Amastone

(56:37):
were not together in real life because I so was
invested in them as a couple. That's like the Notebook,
Yeah yeah, but after seeing after they really dated after
that's like that was after you saw the Notebook, You're like,
those two got to be together in real life. Man,
there's no way those doing dat. I was I was remember,
I remember feeling melancholic that that they were that they

(56:58):
were not ever going to be together in real life.
So silly, But that's great art. That's great art. It
gets you all riled up. Go ahead, jan all I
was going to add is that I think the value
of them not being together is that it promotes the
conversation that we're having right now. It allows everybody to
have kind of different feelings and thoughts about how it goes,
because no one is going to, let's say they get

(57:19):
together at the end. No one is going to watch
that movie and say, I think they should have broke up.
I think she should have steck back and broke up.
The fact that they do it promotes as kind of
what could have happened conversation, and it's less easy that way.
It shouldn't be just Prince Charming gets the princess at
the very end. And I think when you have a
story that defies that convention, you promote a lot more
conversation like we're having right now. So a wonderful narrative

(57:41):
about timing, like this idea that like, had he been
this guy the whole time, they would have had that
wonderful ending. But they both had to grow as people,
and I think they both grew better apart than they
were they ever grew together. And you're just always at
each other's necks, and I do and as beautiful as
the gesture of coming out to Colorado. Was was it
enough to make up for the three three and a

(58:01):
half years there together where it's just chaos? Oh my god. Now, well,
it wasn't mental wasn't mental torment. They seem to be
having a good time until he went on the road,
until he went on the road and started. Uh, and
that's tough becoming. Yeah, you don't want to you don't
want I mean think it's very hard to day a
touring musician. I mean, anyway, my point, my point of

(58:23):
the whole thing is, yes, I love that movie. It
kind of reminds me of Casablanca and the fact that
at the end they go separate, and for years to
come people will be arguing why they should have stayed
together or why it was right for them to be separated.
It's a beautiful it's a beautiful device because he's able
to Sizelle is able to have his cake and eat
it too. Because if you make a movie like that,

(58:45):
audience is going to be furious if they don't get
together at the end. But then it's less artful because
it's like, oh, it's just commercial. So he's able to
have his cake and eat it too. He doesn't have
them end up together, but shows you the beauty of
what it would have been like if the timing was right,
like Duell. I mean, I'm sure everybody listening can think
of someone in their life that passed through that you think,

(59:06):
oh my god, what might have been if that timing
was different? And and I think that's why it tapped
into so many people's heart caages. This all comes from,
This all comes from, Uh where how did this conversation begin?
That's what I'm I was talking about how you went

(59:26):
through a period where you got on the plane and
drunk tweeted about la la lup. But it was because
we were talking about the um the peloton and how
there's the musical theater and what's the thing that would
get you which I also have a different answer for.
But that's ahead that wicked defying gravity and you get
those goings and I will, I will pump for ours.

(59:49):
Did you say popular? Well, popular, it's just one of
the songs in Defined and I'm wicked. But it's just
like that in defining, I didn't know. I didn't know
that Daniel was on musical theater head like us. Ah,
you know, I had ideas you're gonna be pop you
you guys know, not thoroughly modern Millie, which has the
most upbeat kick songs. I saw that once with with

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the with the s Foster. I have to say something.
There's a video that you have to watch. If you're listening,
go look on YouTube. Christian Channo with playing the Hollywood Bowl, which,
if you don't know, is an enormous outdoor venue in
Los Angeles and it's probably the coolest place to do
a concert. And she I don't know if it's a plant,
and even if it is a plant, I don't care

(01:00:34):
because it's so amazing. She sings the song from from
Wicked because because I knew you, I haven't changed. And
she says, I can't sing this alone. I don't. I
don't have a Dina here, can I can? I can?
I bring someone up? And she brings up a woman
who's eight high school music music teacher. Have you guys
seen this video? Yes, great video. She's a high school

(01:00:57):
music teacher. And even if it's a plant, who cares.
She's still a high school musical music teacher. And she
comes up and she sings with Kristin Chenna with the
Hollywood Bowl in the most beautiful holy shit, goose bump way.
You have to see it. It's so moving and beautiful.
Right after all right, should we go to break and
then come back with a guest? Yes, they're so much

(01:01:21):
more to come back. We have We're gonna have a
lot to talk about. This became a Lalla Land podcast.
But then that sometimes shit happens. We love you, right.
Sometimes it's every day. It's sun right back, all right,
and we're about that day. We're back back to house

(01:01:44):
station west of Santa Fe. We're seventeen what Sweden? It was?
Nat is on his way They that guess better like
Lala Land or they're in trouble. He loves scrubs. Yeah, man, Matt, Hey, Matt,

(01:02:04):
there is hi Matt. What's up? Everybody? Welcome up, Welcome Matt.
How do you say? Last name? West West, fallon West sailing,
Welcome to from to Matt West Falin Matt Fin getting
his standard Oprah introduction from the donor in the Matt,

(01:02:31):
I'm gonna say, from looking at the background of your
camera that you like a lot of the same things
Donald does. There looks to be some action figure type
action happening back there. Oh yeah, my, uh my house
is a friend of ours called the pop culture Palace. This.
My bedroom is all like Ready Player one, um, your

(01:02:54):
dragon and stuff. My living room is all Kevin Smith,
all the excuse stuff, bunch of posters. Nice, We've got
enough room, that's all John Hughes, Richard link Lighter, like,
don't you about me? Hey, that's in this. Uh, that's
I didn't think you're gonna throw Gilmore Girls in at
the end. That seems like that seems like that seems

(01:03:16):
like a turn Matt. It is my my uh my
wife kindres she got into it late, just a couple
of years ago and fell in love and then she's
hooked everybody else. And now our kitchen is Luke's diner,
and it's uh, it's and now she's doing art for
a monthly fan box Gilmore Girls stuff. So yeah, it's

(01:03:37):
I gotta check out this Gilmore Girls. I've never seen
a single episode either of ye. Apparently they talk really
right that they like talk incredibly fast and very wittily
like no one else no one really couldn't real life.
But that's a that's a convention that they that they use, right,
But but oh yeah, apparently it's great. It's fantastic, Like

(01:03:57):
it's it was one of those things where like she
is watching it and getting into it, and the next
thing you know, I'm sitting down and start asking questions
and then she's like, you go to your room and
you watch it to answer all these questions. Matt, do
you watch Do you watch Cobra Kai? It's it's fucking awesome.
It's so good you watch Yeah, yeah, it's one of

(01:04:25):
the things to bring up was Cobra Kai show. That's
all Donald wants to talk about. I love how wide
your your taste span, Donald, I have to say, because
of course we all know the eye of the storm
for you what you're but you, but you do span
from Cobra Kai to a lot of land and everything
in between. Yeah, dude, I'm I'm eclectic. Except you don't

(01:04:48):
really watch Breaking Back. But let's not bring that up
because it's a source of subject. Um. Matt, you didn't
want to remember the Titans, I know, but Matt, I
have I have something. Don't bring up don't bring up
past wounds. That's the only movie that I've been in
that he's seen. I don't even think he's seen Clueless before.
To be honest, I have seen Clueless. I have seen Clueless.

(01:05:10):
This is fantastic because the lip bite is one of
my favorite things. Oh, you're man after my team lip bye. Yeah.
I put in request. I put in request for lip
bites all the time at my house and sometimes Matt,
do you have a question for I actually have a question,

(01:05:31):
and you all are welcome to answer. Um, it would
be your top five favorite eighties movies. Oh that's five. Wow.
In the interest of time, why don't we say top three? Okay,
Donald's go ahead, Okay, my top five eighties movies. What

(01:05:52):
year did Boys in the Hood come out? That's nineteen
ninety Yeah, I think that's think that. I think ninety one. Okay, well,
then it's definitely do the right thing. Eighty nine's the
number another summer can't get no double okay, so uh
do the right thing? Uh weird science preach, Uh, Adventures

(01:06:20):
in Babysitting. Oh, the Empire strikes back. I was waiting,
and then Raiders of the Lost Ark. Okay, right, Joel,
you want to go, oh, oh, I'm gonna pick up
Raiders an Empire because ab um, I'm going Oh, I

(01:06:42):
fucked up et et. Also, I gotta take one of
those off Et is up there too. Sorry, okay, no problem,
no problem. Uh, Determinator make the foot off. I think
it does, Yeah it does. Hell yeah, that's eighties. I'll
see Aliens, even though it's not my favorite version of Alien.
Uh the brand chat. It's a solid movie. Um, and

(01:07:03):
I will end. I think which Meryl Streep is my favorite?
Is it Silkwood? M M. Just don't say freaking bridges
over Madison County. That's later. I think Silkwood makes the
cut off. I'm not all right, Dan, you don't have
to do five, you can do three. But then there

(01:07:28):
were a lot of really good movies. I'm gonna steal
a couple. Um, sixteen Candles, eight Karate Kid, those those,
those are those are definitely my Dan, you don't watch
Cobra Kai. I'm getting there. I have a lot of
Listen when you guys, when he said eighties movies, I

(01:07:48):
know this is sort of silly, but I kind of
went to like the John Hughes. My brain went to
the John Hughes world. I wasn't thinking of like Star
Wars Raiders. So my first three things that came to
my mind, we'll two were that Ouvro which is real
genius and weird science. And then the last was Beverly
Hills Cup, which has gotta be eighties, right, Yeah, but

(01:08:09):
there's some There's so many other ones that I know
but worthy of this. Let me just name a couple.
Let me just know a couple that didn't make it.
Romancing the Stone, The Stone didn't make it. TUTSI, TUTSI on, man,
don't you yell? TUTSI at me? Right, Matt, Matt, what

(01:08:29):
are yours? Please? But but let's five, Matt. My number
one um, which is also my number one favorite movie
of all time, is Big Trouble Little China. By the way, Matt,
did you notice did you notice in Donald's last Instagram
post that h that I was dressed as Kurt Russell

(01:08:49):
in that movie? Um? Uh Halloween. I don't know if
you noticed that or yeah I did. I got a
huge kick out of that. I freaking loved it. That
was It was fantastic. Donald and I went to a
Halloween party at Kate Hudson's house and I had no
idea what I was gonna be in, but I knew
Kurt Russell was going to be there, so I thought,
I'm just gonna go bigger. I'm gonna go bigger, go home,

(01:09:10):
and and that is definitely going big. Yeah, like the
John Wayne like impression. No, No, I didn't do that.
I just had I had a pretty darn good outfit on.
Do you know why, Matt? Do you know why he
didn't do that? Because he had never seen the movie.
Of course I had seen the movie. You've seen Big
Trouble a Little China. Of course. Why do you fucking

(01:09:31):
insult me? Because I don't think you see a movie
like that, dude. Movies like that don't seem to float
your boat. There was no music in that movie. There
was no dancing in that movie. It wasn't West Side Story.
You You dishonored me through Daniel. See what he did there?
He took your word I did. I took about Willis.

(01:09:54):
He took it. What you're talking about Willis? I repurposed it.
I like it. Not that? All right? Go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, Matt? Sorry, what's your way? Hold up? Before
we go forward? What's your favorite part about Little Big Trump? No,
we don't have time for that. Matt is not going

(01:10:14):
to make the show, all right, Matt, continue, Let's see
number two. The Princess Bride. Oh, man, that's nineties. That's
gotta be nineties. I think, dude, look at Matt's house.
I think he knows what movies came out with messing about.
Oh that's a good one. Uh first Feeler's Day Off.

(01:10:36):
Oh that would be in mind. It's another classic m
part of course. And then my I is tied between
Bill and Ted and Transformers the movie I love that
you got the Ted. I know that movie my heart.

(01:10:58):
How that's Matt sing? Yeah, I usually I know that
movie by heart, like literally by heart. God, there's a
hole in the shuttle. What Decepticons I had? I had?

(01:11:19):
I had the Optimus Prime Transformer action figure thing when
I was a class and I had the Deceptic. What's
the bad guy's name? I had Megatron turned into a gun,
right right? Right? Wouldn't probably be that way in on
his arm he got a giant box faced their battle

(01:11:44):
to destroy the evil forces of the Deceptic. What a song? Um?
All right, good one, Matt, Um? What else you got
another question for us? Well, since we talked about Gilmore
Bors earlier, I noticed there was a lot of references
to it on scrubs. I was wondering if somebody on
the writing staff was a fan, and maybe that's why

(01:12:06):
those got dropped in on occasion. I think this is
a Bill Lawrence question because I don't believe Bill really
did like Gilmore Girl. I don't think it was Bill,
but it is a good time to bring back to
ask Bill segment we haven't used in a while. He's
gonna be mad about it, but I think this is
a good question. He listen, let's be blunt, doesn't the
guy doesn't mind attention Bill? Bill? What's the deal with

(01:12:32):
Gilmore Girls? Why did it come up so much? Was
there someone in particular in the writer's room who was
a fan? Why? Why so much Gilmore Girls talk? The
answer is no, But with explanation, there was no one
that especially loved the Gilmore Girls in our writer's room,
though we all thought it was a good show. We
did think as a writing staff that j D and
Turk loved the Gilmore Girls because they spoke so fast

(01:12:55):
and they spoke so true. But what we will tell
you is that we decided early on in the writer's
room that Turk and JD loved TV. Turk could sing
the theme to Sanford and songs and do his own words.
They both fantasized about doing the rerun dance. They said, hey, hey, hey,

(01:13:16):
what's happening. Roge JD's original fantasy guy was Jimmy Walker
from Good Times. They knew every line to Fletch. JD
even had a fantasy with cheers of the theme song
about writing about how sitcoms make you feel better. So

(01:13:36):
they were two guys that loved television and made a
thousand television references. But I bet you I could pick
a couple that there. We did even more often than
Gilmore Girls, and we only did Gilmore Girls like five
or six. I'm not going to do it. We only
did Gilmore Girls a couple of times. But man, they

(01:13:56):
loved TV. Thank you Bill for that thoughtful answer and
for not trying to do another five, six, seventy. Oh
he's gonna try. Yeah, all right, Matt, Now it's time
for everybody's favorite segment. Uh. You know people are talking
about this from Los Angeles to Timbuctoo. It's time to

(01:14:18):
fix your life? Yeah buddy, all right, yead buddy, how
can we fix your life? We're ready? So you guys
have kind of already started on that. Um I have
been since then. You're welcome. You're welcome, Yes, exactly. Since
right before COVID started, I wasn't going anywhere on top

(01:14:41):
of being safe, but my wife and youngest son are
both Type one diabetics with a very high risk, so
we were super safe and cautious about everything. And I started,
you know, I'm stuck at home and working from home. Um,
and so I started, you know, I'm finally try to
lose weight and getting shaped, get that blood pressure down.

(01:15:02):
So I started going on on runs, and your Guys
podcast has been in my ears almost every time I run.
So I'm down more than thirty pounds so far. Yeah,
turn you it's turned. Oh I want to add war
games to my list. Speaking of turning the key. Okay, sorry,

(01:15:23):
guess So I'm feeling much better. But I've gone now,
um over eighty days now working out and interminute fasting,
and but this is the longest I've ever gone since
my wife was pregnant with my oldest son, who's fifteen,
since I gained sympathy weight when she was you know,
eating with our first child, and I still hadn't gotten

(01:15:44):
rid of it. And I always fall off and end
up like find an excuse not to work out one
day and that turns into several days. The next thing
you know, I'm sitting on my ass eating cheetos. You know.
So any tips you guys have to stay motivated in
a situation like that, to not give up the keep
ye yes, go ahead, Zack. It all comes down to

(01:16:06):
the whiteboard that we preach about a lot on the show.
What I do and I do this, I do this
every week. Well you could do it two ways, multiple ways.
It's kind of reverting back to when you're a kid
and your parents would give you a sticker for doing
something positive. It's about having a streak. So what I
do is I create a box of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

(01:16:27):
And it's just simple. It's not, it doesn't it's just something,
just boxes on a whiteboard. But when I go to
the gym and I do my workout, I go and
I give myself a smiley face. Right now, I do
not want a fucking blank in that. I want to
keep my streak going. Yeah, it's like the kids on Snapchat.
They're keeping their streaks going. I do not want a
break in that. And when I do, when something happens

(01:16:47):
that I don't do it, I feel shitty and I
go and I put a big, big red X. Now
you can do this. Another way I've done this is
just print out a printable calendar and buy some cheap
stickers off of I've done this, by the way, when
I wanted to take alcohol breaks too, because some times
I feel like, you know what, I'm drinking too much.
I should be And I'll do it with I'll just
get a printable calendar and I'll literally put on um

(01:17:07):
stickers every day I don't drink, or in this case,
every day that I work out. And I know it's silly,
but it taps back into what we the way we
felt as kids. And you're like, I don't want to
are you kidding me? I'm not gonna fuck up my
sticker today. I want to get my sticker. I want
to get my smart face. And that really has helped me.
Another thing a very expensive shrink told me that I'll
pass on to you for free, is that he said

(01:17:29):
not to let one little dip or one little failure
day set you on a trajectory of going, oh fuck
it all is lost, Like that's that's bad, Like you're
gonna if you have a day where you miss something
came up, or maybe you just said fuck it whatever,
don't let that then crumble the whole thing. Don't let
that spin you wall out, acknowledge it happened, and then

(01:17:50):
get back on the horse. That's great, Donald. Do you
have anything to happen well for me so far? Yeah,
like us in a day and then being like, you
know what, that was just one or get back at it. Yeah.
I you know, I struggle with this myself, Matt, and
so what Zach just said I took to heart. You

(01:18:11):
know what I mean, I know how you feel as
one as someone who struggles with weight loss and gaining weight.
My issues are once I taste it, I gotta taste
it again, you know what I mean. It's like I'm
addicted to I'm addicted to it. So yeah, man, I
as far as doing that, I don't have any tips
other than what Zach just said. I want I'm gonna

(01:18:33):
try them myself. You know what I mean. I don't
think I want to add is that Donald constantly puts
himself in a tricky situation from my perspective by having
it in the house. If I have a planet, Ben
and Jerry's in my freezer. It's gonna get fucking eaten.
It's just it's like it's like a cokehead having coke
on his desk. It's not gonna work. So I don't
have it in my house now. If I'm in a

(01:18:54):
phase where I'm like this is what this this is
by the way, I'm not saying I don't indulge. This
is in a phase where I'm like like trying to
get in shape, like you're kicking ass losing weight. When
I'm in a phase of like, Okay, come on, buddy,
let's fucking get back at it. I won't have Ben
and Jerry's in my house. I won't have those things
that you can't. And you know, for Donald it's like
fried chicken, Like I wouldn't have fried chicken in my house.

(01:19:15):
That'd be crazy because I'd eat So you got you
gotta put yourself in a position where the only thing
to eat is baby carrots and gts, kombucha and things
that things that are are healthy and not fatty, you
know what I mean. That's the problem though, man, So
I said, you know what, I'm gonna take all of
those things out of the house and I check them
all out of the house, and then I learned how

(01:19:35):
to make them. You know what I mean. Then don't
have ingredients to make them in your house, but they're
everything that everything can be made from natural ingredients, though, Dude,
I could make freaking a cake from flour and sugar
and everybody needs that, I know, but they take more time. Dude.
It's like, it's like, if you're sitting down to make
a cake, then you're not really trying. Come on. It's like,

(01:19:57):
but if there's a juicy ass taking your fridge, know
what you're doing. It's easier to just grab. Like in
my house, we got lots of sugary stuff because my
wife and center diabet We have to have stuff so
they can get their blood sugar up. So that's always around,
and it's it's so much easier just to be like, yeah,
I'll just you know, just grab one real quick. But
when you have to really think, Matt, You're gonna think
I'm joking. But what if they put that in a

(01:20:19):
in a cheap safe that you didn't know the combo
too well? I mean I would say that could work. However,
I'm the one who asked everybody's passports for everything, because
I'm sure you would be. That would be a hilarious scene,
just Matt in the room with the safe, just trying

(01:20:39):
to break that shit open. I actually have a padlock
top for Ben and Jerry's points. I mean, it's it's
kind of like a joke because obviously you just rip
that thing open. But um, but they have a they
they sell a padlock top for Ben and Jerry's I
know what I would be used to break it. I've

(01:21:00):
got this right here, match, Just Matt just brought it.
I have to tell what's going on. Matt just raised
a giant thorhammer into frame with the Okay, time for
the Oklahoma City Thutter. That's right, they're hype squad. So
all right, let's do when you look at the Houston

(01:21:21):
Rockets when the Houston Promotions, when the Houston Rockets lost
to the Los Angeles Lakers the way that they did,
how did that make you feel. Let's be honest, Matt,
it hurt. It hurt because it hurt when the Houston
Rockets lost. Well, no, it hurt that it felt good
that they lost and it felt good to see that

(01:21:43):
that the inferior Beard went down. No, no, but it's
It was weird because like, so this is I've been
doing since two thousand and twelve, and I this was
gonna be my last year. And then because as a
COVID like I couldn't risk it, didn't know what what
was gonna be doing. But when he said we're gonna

(01:22:04):
be doing just online, I was like, I can do that.
I can do that from home. So I was able
to keep extending this season. And then is there a way, man,
is there a way that we Is there a way
we could see or our our listeners could see you
in action? How do we how do is there a
YouTube revide or anything? Well, now you can't. That's why.
That's why I'm saying it hurt because they lost. Now
you can't do the problem. But I'm saying, is there

(01:22:25):
a video of him being a hype man somewhere? I
have videos and I can I can tweet you guys
for years. I'm like the fat four, that's funny, but
now you're gonna be skinny thor that that's the plan
and that the thunder is actually how I became friends
with with the Rob the Todd Rob Maschio. He's a

(01:22:48):
big NBA fan and uh, and I'm actually rocking one
of his old five five shirts. And yeah, well, we
love we gotta have Rob on the show. We keep,
we keep Donald Joe. Well we got maybe the beginning
of we're about to go into season three. We gotta
do Rob beginning of season three. Yeah. Absolutely. I told

(01:23:10):
him I was gonna be on today and told me
it's like, you got this, you'll crush it. Well you
did crush it. You did crush it. Not only not
only are you a great guest, Matt, but also I
think you're an inspiration to a lot of people. I mean,
I mean, so many people battle uh wait, and it
doesn't matter what weight you're starting at. There's so many
people listening. And I know Donald Deny battle wanting to

(01:23:35):
stay healthy. And I think you're a real inspiration because
you even during COVID you said fuck it, I'm gonna
get it done, and you did it. And I think
I'm really proud of you. That being said, You're welcome,
You're welcome, You're welcome. We just stiched jar Live. Thank
you all right, Dan, Dan give him a thunder is
applause and and Matt, thank you so much for coming

(01:23:55):
on the show. Are you guys cool if I give
a quick shout out real quick, yeah, ad okay, m
My younger brother, Justin is an er doctor in Denver,
so he's out there fighting the covid. Um. We keep
in touch very often and we have like a group
text between him and my other brothers, like keeping each

(01:24:16):
other motivated. And now we're all trying to lose weight.
My brother is jacked. He's like just so he's already done,
but the rest of us and tried to get on
his level. So I wanted to give him a shout out,
um for you know, I mean being a doctor and
being out there and all this craziness and everything he
can to help people and helping me get in shape

(01:24:37):
and the rest of my family and um um. I Also,
I have a podcast called do It Doug. It's a
Kevin Smith fan podcast. So you know, I'm not trying
to I'm just sorry. I'm gona getting a little excited.
I got all this stuff. Matt, Matt, we try and
limit the guests to two plugs. You got a shout out?

(01:24:58):
This one is for Donald, a friend in rest Burnley game.
He works at Combo dot Com. He is giving Josie
the pussycats, the Shade Toronto treatment and doing that's awesome.
I told him that I would drop that, but you know,
hopefully he'll try to reach out and get some interviews
with you or something. But he is working on that

(01:25:18):
as we speak. Okay, okay, Matt, you are cut off.
You are cut off from shoutouts, but you're you're an
awesome guest. And stay healthy and and and let's keep
in touch. That's good for you. Hold up, let me
get flying, Let me get flying. This is a practice
because we're doing our group voter today. Perfect. Thank you

(01:25:39):
guys so much, Thank you, Thank you all. Easy. What
a great guy could work? Well? So I have a question. Yeah,
when Jad accidentally breaks the glass table, realizing that his
relationship ship with tasty comma wife is probably at an end,

(01:26:02):
ye accidentally, it's not on purpose that he breaks the glass, say,
but it breaks and it riles her up. Have you
ever been in a relationship like that where you're like, look,
I know this isn't going to go anywhere, but I'm
not ready to let go yet. Of course, of course,
of course, of course, right how many times I'm going
to say of course? But my question is, what does

(01:26:25):
that do with her then though, Man, if she's if
all she's missing is that drama, and you provide the drama.
My whole problem with it was she had this whole
time to have the drama with her husband being in
a coma and everybody. She's addicted to it. She needs
there to be tension, she needs there to be danger,

(01:26:46):
she needs there to be an adrenaline rush in order
to be turned on. And in this case, we're kind
of joking because it's it's meant to like like it
turns around sexually. But I think there's plenty of people,
male and female, who thrive on their always being conflict around.
They're always being drama. I can't stand those type of people.

(01:27:09):
Oh it's horrible. I can't be around that type of person, man, horrible.
Like I always wonder how did these motherfuckers get into
this loud ass argument right here? Like you know what
I mean? Like, whoa? Why do you think that all
of us in this area want to be a part
of what you guys are fighting about. You know what
you're saying. You're saying it like it's never happened to you.

(01:27:32):
You've never been a relationship where the person was like
causing so much conflict, and you're just like, really, why
is there need to be all this? I've gotten out
of those types of right, that's the relationship that you
get out of right away. If you go out with
someone you sometimes you sometimes endure it because they look.
I see the shit on World Star. I've been seeing

(01:27:53):
this shit on all these things where the dude takes
the young lady out, or the young lady takes the
dude out, whatever it is, and one of them loses
their shit so much that violence or yelling or water
being thrown or glass breaking or something like that happens,
and the other person still leaves with that with the person,

(01:28:16):
get the phone out of here. I don't want to
be with you. Yeah, you gotta be out of your mind.
You gotta If I'm at a restaurant and you get
loud at the restaurant and start yelling at me at
the restaurant so everybody can hear, and you do a
show in front of all these people and then expect
me to take you home or get in the car

(01:28:37):
with you. You out of the young motherfucking mind. You
gotta be crazy. You're crazy, You're You're I don't I
don't even want to say it's crazy because because that's
not even the right word. You're you're, you're. There's no
way that's happening. There's no way, in the words of
George Bush Junior, there's no way that's happening. You can't
fool me. Twice, I thought it was funny when j

(01:29:00):
so JD's trying to like get all these dramatic moments
going because it turns tasty, come a wife on and
the one that made me laughed at most. He goes
he throws his salad because I don't want salad, that's why.
And then he's like trying to get in fights at
the bar. He tries to get in fights with the
with the little little guy, and then it turns out

(01:29:22):
but it's the big guy and he's like, no, no,
it was him, No, no, it was it was a
little guy. Yeah. Oh man, but but it worked. That's
when she does her double finger almost nipple lick or
nipple rub, whichever one. Yeah, don't you see if you
go back and watch it, that's what she was about
to do. She's like this, and then she's like, that's

(01:29:43):
not appropriate. I'll do that. I love that they get
that in. It was funny um innuendo. We have to
talk about it because Bill requested it and billed great
double on trond to Classic in Your End up in
Your and they replaced don't You Forget About Me from
from Simple Minds and this and the one I saw

(01:30:06):
from Simple from Wait hold up, they replaced don't Forget
about Me. The song is by the band's Simple Minds
and from Breakfast Club. When he puts his face to me, hey, hey, hey, hey,
boom bound baron baron bound baron. No, No, don't don't

(01:30:26):
don't do bound, don't you anyway? I I my and
my h iTunes one. It had been changed. Oh, I
didn't know the difference. Actually, you didn't notice the song

(01:30:47):
was gone or I didn't know. You watch on Hulu,
right yeah? Oh maybe on Hulu it's still there. I
don't know. It might not be. But I didn't know
what the song was. Originally it was no no, it
was don't You Forget About Me? And now I had
some other song. It wasn't that, okay, Oh how about
I convinced Elliott that stot and she says it to Aloma,

(01:31:09):
and Aloma goes, what now? What now? But the fact
that that's why I like that. I also like that
that's one of the things that you use to get
h tasty coma wife to sleep with you. You turn
Elliott into uh one of her reasons for being jealous,
one of her reasons for having confidentrama, you know. Yeah,

(01:31:31):
and Elliott plays along. She slaps me in the cafeteria
to play along. Yeah, yeah, I mean, Elliott feels no
jealousy at all. I mean, for someone who's gonna we're
gonna eventually end up together. It's just it was just
interesting that the character is totally fine. She's just not
affected by JD being in this relationship with this beautiful

(01:31:51):
woman at all. Well, yeah, you know, they don't show
her being jealous. I imagine that I like to think
that Elliott was jealous this whole time. Well, she plays
it really well for for for someone who's you know, like,
did Ross know that Rachel was jealous when he got
with Emily? You know what I mean? Like shit like that,
Like is it easy to see those type of things.

(01:32:14):
We're going on a right for the most part, you're
telling the story. JD's telling the story of Scrubs, and
so we're pretty much seeing what his mind sees. You
know what I mean, you're saying, but you're not saying
like the story itself is skewed to JD's perspective. But
the most part, I think, for the most part it is.

(01:32:35):
I mean, the storytelling is, but you're not saying like
I mean, you're not saying like, oh, we're seeing Elliott
be unaffected because the stories from Jad's perspective and she's unaffected. Well,
I think that's a better way. I don't know. I
don't think that. I don't think that at all. I
don't either. I do believe personally that Elliott is affected
by all of this, and it'll come out later on

(01:32:56):
in the future when she talks about which she'll make
the effort to talk about it. You know what I mean.
What's closing up there at Joel you're playing with You're
playing with the mug the gifts that got from my
friends came their cocoa mugs from Disney. Sorry, and when
you pour a hot liquid in it, it changes colors.
That's what we want. I know, it's super cute or

(01:33:19):
figure it out. I'm too we want that. I wanted
to be me and Donald And then when you put
hot beverage and it turns to you guys. I think
we have to do one on each side and then
it'll go from black and white to color. I think
that's how we have to do it. That's how this
cup works. I just felt like when we were talking
to the merch guys, they were like, Oh, those are
gonna be expensive, and no one's gonna want to buy
them because by the time you manufacturers want to buy them. Well,

(01:33:41):
we got a lot of merch coming. By the way,
speaking of merch, um, a lot of funny stuff in
the pipeline, just in time for Christmas. You're gonna get
some really cool things. We're not gonna give it away, Okay,
we're not gonna away. Okay. Um. And so if you
go on our thing and you're like, because we have
T shirts now and other stuff, and if you're like,
oh this is boring, it's just their faces. Don't warrant.
We just want to open the stewart. We got some
funny shit coming. We should tell them where to find

(01:34:03):
that too. Yes, how do I find it? That's a
good question. Let me pull up from partper who helps
us with all of this stuffy sent us an email address,
and Harper is a woman. Yeah, I always start Harper
as a man because she conducts herself like business. No, no,
I just I thought Harper was one of those names
that could be either or I think big it is

(01:34:27):
any seeing a sex I think you need it? Whatever? Sure,
all right? What's the address? Link? L A thousand emails?
You know what, guys, here's what I'll do. I'll put
it in our show notes. Okay, okay, it'll be in
our show notes and Donald and I are will tweet
out about it or something. Um, should we take our
class picture now while we're still live on the air? Now,
I think bringing your face is kind of clothes like

(01:34:49):
this so we can get you know, don't come closer. God,
you look good. I love you on West World. Now
get a little closer. Ready, who's getting the screenshot? Dane's
taking pictures? And Dan you are? You're the tech guy down?
Have you ready? One? Two, three? All right? Send those
to us and we'll pick them. All right, everybody, that

(01:35:09):
was our class photo? Um, what do you want to say? Donald?
Thank you everyone for listening. We appreciate you. We love you.
Stay safe, Stay safe, stay vigilant in the worlds of
the Vice President. Be kind because the words of Americans
out there who are searching for kindness. Yeah, and do
unto others as you would have them do unto you.

(01:35:30):
I just made that up. That's good advice. That's good advice.
Oh sorry. Lastly, Cotton Bureau c O T T O
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That's the site that handles our merchant. You can search
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you guys so much, We really do, and we're so

(01:35:52):
appreciative for you know, all of the all of the
attention that you give our little podcast. We really do,
really do appreciate it. And uh and look out for
us on the iHeart Music Awards, where Donald and I
will be introducing introducing a peep All right, Uh, Donald,

(01:36:17):
why don't you have why don't you Why don't we
have one of either Joel or Daniel Counterson, Because that's
an honor that's the time we bestowed on them. Look
at Joel's face, I think we gotta choose your Chanel.
No you honor him? No honor hope, no honor hope, Joel?
Do it? Joel, you got this, I believe in you. Okay,

(01:36:38):
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