303: My White Whale

On this weeks episode, Dr. Cox's freaks out when Jack gets sick eventually going to all out war with the best pediatrician in the hospital. In the real world, Zach and Donald remember Roscoe, the best dog in the world. Joelle talks about her birthday celebration, and Donald's stunt double remembers the time monkeys came to visit the set.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I don't even know if we can go down that road.
I mean, the President just tweeted to everybody not to
be afraid of COVID anymore. I just don't know how
we go down that road and recover and do a
comedy show. It's just so upsetting. I just I lost
my dog, everybody. That was something that happened Friday. I

(00:25):
had this amazing dog for seventeen years. We called him.
We called him Roscoe P. Coltrane. And I was walking
down the street seventeen years ago on Melrose Boulevard and
a guy was selling a litter of puppies out of
a cardboard box, and I was on my mind. I

(00:48):
was thinking about getting a puppy, and I reached down
to the box and I picked this little guy up
and he fit in the palm of my hand and
I looked at him and I just said hello, Roscoe.
And I knew that I was never, ever, ever, ever
gonna put that dog back in that box. And he
was an amazing dog. He was. He was you know,
I know it's it's a hackneyed expression, but he was

(01:09):
quite literally my best friend. And he got real old.
I mean, he was just hanging in there and he
was having seizures and he was he had cataracts and
he was having a rough time of it. So we
took him in the vet, not knowing that it was
the day. And the vets these days are really awkward

(01:30):
because you you hand the animal off and with a
mask on and everything, and then the doctor, the nurses
and such they go inside and then you wait and
the doctor vet calls you on your phone and he
said to me, I just don't know. I just need
to know what your plan is here, because we have
to think about what's the most fair thing for the animal.

(01:52):
And I knew what he meant, and he didn't have
much quality of life left. So I've never done this before,
but I'm sure some of you listeners have, but we
we did the thing where you go and you go
inside and you say goodbye and then they inject him
with the meds that slowly put him to sleep. It

(02:15):
was really really hard. I mean, I mean I sobbed
harder than I have it certain human funerals. That was hard. Um.
I mean, I'm sure a lot of people listening can
can relate if you've been through that experience saying goodbye
to your your your buddy. But that was that was
that was a rough that was a rough day. I'm sorry, man,

(02:37):
I'm so sorry that thank you. It also related to Scrubs.
He spent almost every day on the scrub set running around. Yeah,
we had a lot. We were allowed to bring our
dogs because it was just an abandoned hospital. So the
particularly the third floor, the dogs must you've heard us
talk about this much to Johnny. Johnny sees chagrin. The
dogs would just run around the whole third floor and

(03:00):
what what was the name of a dog that mister
Darcy Roscoe and mister Darcy had a relationship. Yeah, mister
Darcy was Hillary right, Yeah, she was the production manager thing.
And the dog would just sit on her desk, a
little little little Pomeranian type thing. Yeah, there were tons
of dogs. It was like a dog park. That was fun. Um. Well,

(03:20):
we have this new puppy named Billy, and she's bringing
lots of joy into our lives. And adopt a dog
if you, amen, if you if you can, because they
really bring a lot of joy to to your life. Amen.
So we are also we should say a little programming announcement.
We are going to do one a week for a

(03:43):
little bit. The good news is I have some things
happening with the screenplay that I've talked about on this show,
and I kind of got to dive in and do
a big draft and work on it. So we warned you,
We warned you when work started getting a little bit real,
we were gonna go to one a week. But I
think we're gonna come back. I just need like a
couple weeks or so to do to focus. I know
you might think this takes no effort, this podcast, but

(04:06):
it does take a little bit of our time, and
we do edit them, and we do schedule guests, and
we do seal with the merch and we do have
a fucking epic email chain, and uh so I just
need to lighten that that that load of tiny bit.
But we'll be back with with two a week after
I put my ass in the chair and do some writing.
That being said, so you guys are clear on this.

(04:29):
It's not Donald Faison to go. It could be mad
at me to one a week. It is Zach Brat
that wants to go anybody. He's the one that saying
this ship. I just don't want the consequences and the
repercussions to come my way. I'm sorry. I'm not a
part of a part of I'm not a part of this.

(04:50):
I'm I'm sorry to let anyone down. UM. I know
a lot of people count on this podcast. UM, and
we're loving it. This is not a permanent thing. I
just need to jam on a project a little bit.
I'm sure everyone listening knows what that's like, when you
gotta put the phone down and turn the internet off
and do the work. Put put the work in it.

(05:13):
We're as supposed to be. Did you spend today? Donald?
I thought you're gonna be my partner in this. You're not.
I'm gonna I'm gonna send Joel and Daniel a Peloton. Yes,
hold on, let's do it. Make sure it's Peloton sending it.
I would hate for you to be spending I might
just buy you one because I need I need some

(05:34):
partners in this endeavor. I'm trying to be every damn day.
I'm telling you, I mean I would too, Joel, we'll
do it together. We'll do together. Yes, I all you
gotta do is text me when you're jumping on and
I'll get in that same ride and we can compete. Baby,
Let's go I'm down. I'm always down, Joel, Happy birthday.

(05:56):
Oh my god, that's right, Oh my god, it was
right for um. My friends picked me up and we
went to there in my pod. I know you guys
have recently come and be like, this is your pod.
I have five friends I hang out with. So we
got into a car and the Haunted hay Rides is

(06:18):
our annual tradition we go every year, and this year
they made the Haunted hay Rides into a drive in,
which is really cool. Show like horror shorts on a
big screen, and then they have like people dressed in
concession stand clothes, but they're like mummified and they carry
like dead heads around and some of them have like
trash can lids, and so as you're watching the movie,

(06:38):
right before the scare combs, they'll like come up behind
your car and like crash their lids and you're like,
what the hell is outside of my car. It's very
campy and cute occasionally scary because those guys are good
at their job. You're like, I can see you, and
then they come up around the other side of the
car and you're like, damn it caught me again. They
do the Jurassic Park to you, clever a girl girl

(07:03):
that well, happy birthday, Joel. Our prison will be a
bit belated, but it's in the works. M it's coming,
It's coming. It's in the works. It's in the works. Um.
The other thing I wanted to say is that you
the people have asked and we have delivered. And on
the next episode of this podcast, we will have Rob
Mashio finally, high five Todd. You guys have asked for it,

(07:30):
and you guys are gonna get it. Hey, we should
talk about the voting thing, man, Yes we should. So
this will this will be airing. Um, when is this, Eric, Joel? Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Oh good, good, good, good good, perfect, yes, perfect. Sorry,
it sucks for Dan, by the way, it sucks for Dan,

(07:52):
and Dan I'm sorry. Sometimes it's okay. Sometimes because of
something happens, like my dog dying, we have to we
have to push and then we make Dan put these
all together and edit them overnight. Dan, I'm sorry, it's okay,
but totally understand. The good news that this has happened
is that we can plug tomorrow. So Donald and I
promised you folks that if fifteen hundred of you registered

(08:16):
or checked your registration, which you can still do at
headcount dot org. Slash Zach and Donald. If fifteen hundred
of you did it, that we would get together and
we would make and show you how to make an
Apple team. Okay, well, guess what y'all eleven thousand, three
hundred and ninety five of you what thunderds? Applause? Dan

(08:41):
did you say? Eleven thousand? Eleven thousand, and by the way,
it's ticking up. By bye bye tomorrow when this airs,
it might be twelve. It's still ticking like crazy. So
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. What's crazy
is that you would think that there wouldn't be that

(09:03):
many people out there that aren't registered to vote, but
apparently registration Look, yo, dude, I always thought everybody, you know,
if you have an idea, you're registered to vote. You
got to go through a process and stuff. Yeah, in
other countries it's that way. Not here, exactly. Here, the
people that don't want you to vote make it hard
to vote. A lot of people like, why aren't you

(09:23):
automatically registered when you get a jobber's license? That should
That should just be obvious, and the other In other countries,
voting day is a holiday? Why is that not true here?
Why do we have random other holidays but not election Day? Yeah?
Why why is it on a Tuesday when everybody's back
your work? Right? Well? I think because the folks who
would prefer you not to vote do not want to

(09:45):
change things to make it easier for you to vote.
M M. But anyhow, those of you who did it,
thank you so much. And and I really we really
really appreciate it. And and also you know, it's still live.
So tell your friends to do it and get your
family to do it. You're gonna get an Apple Teamy
regardless of you're gonna get the prize anyway. So just

(10:07):
go out there. If you haven't, if you haven't registered
to vote, come register with us. Man. We're it's a
safe space. It's quick and easy. And my timeline was
filled with people like you know, Zach, I've been registered
for years. I never even thought the check. But because
I wanted to support you guys, I did it. I
forgot that because I changed my name or oh my god,
there were all these things that were like you know what, Zach,

(10:29):
I'm moved and I'm embarrassed to say I haven't voted
in fourteen years. But I'm gonna vote this time, and
I checked that I wasn't registered. And I'm just telling you,
if you're listening to this and you're going I'm registered,
just just go check because A you'll build our egos
with how many people we got to check at which
we appreciate and be Um, you just never know. You
just never know, especially especially in certain states where they're

(10:53):
actively kicking people off the rolls. Um, So that's exciting.
So put it in your little date book, your iCal
whatever you have. What's ikel called on on android? Cal Yeah, calendar,
you want to find your calendars on your phone, whatever

(11:13):
your weird calendar is. Write it down tomorrow at six
pml a time. Now, I had a lot of people
who listen in Europe already write me like that's the
middle of the night. Well, understandably, this was United States
Challenge and UM Donald and I UM would prefer to
wait till the end of the day to start drinking Martini's.
So and people in Europe, you didn't have to participate

(11:35):
in the challenge in the first place. So you're getting
a free apple tiny heart to sy of the guys
from Scrubs. So it's true. But uh, and we're gonna
leave it that haven't even said we're gonna do it live.
We'll do it live. We're gonna do it live, and
then we'll we'll leave it in the in our feed
or our story, whatever the kids do, and so you'll
be able to watch it. Um, hopefully everything goes smoothly.

(11:59):
I want you all to know we're gonna go live Donald,
so you need to need to be this non Daniel's
not gonna edit out anything we do embarrassing. Let me
ask you a question. These are questions that I need answered. Yes,
can I be stoned? Well, everyone expects that you'll be stoned. Yeah,
that's fine. I don't think you should smoke weed on
the live feed. You're not you're not like, you're not

(12:21):
you know we're not rappers before. Let me write that
down the live What other questions do you have? Cool? Um,
clothes are optional? Oh, I'm sure everyone would love it
if you were topless? Um, that would be great. So

(12:43):
I can go topless? Yeah, I think everyone love to
see those melted Herschey's kisses. Okay, topless and topless? Wow
is fine? Yeah, topless is fine. I will be wearing
my shirt. Oh yeah, Oh well, I have a voting
his sexy shirt that I'm gonna be wearing. Saved it.

(13:03):
I saved it for this so you guys can see it. Nice, Zach,
you know what's sexy? What voting? Yeah? And wait, you
see this shirt, you're all gonna want it hot. Enough
times about we made about a bunch of dots and

(13:25):
nurses stories so undead. I don't like to say this
very often, and you know I don't because sometimes y'all

(13:46):
might think I'm blowing these episodes up too much. So
what are you talking about? Every once in a while
I say something that is honest to the people because
I want these people who are listening to know that
I care about them and I never lie to you.
Not a great episode, Okay, I'm I'm I'm I'm glad
you said something about that. You know what I wrote.

(14:09):
Look at the last thing I wrote in my notes.
Do you disagree? No? I agree with you. Actually I
think this This episode has great story lines and story
arcs in it, but overall, I didn't you know what

(14:33):
I think I've missed. I missed a Looma, and I
miss Robert, and I miss Mascio. Neither one of them
are in this episode, and because of that, I don't
think I I didn't laugh. They those are the one
and no Sam Lloyd either, So no big laughs for me. Yeah,
I didn't really laugh that much. You know what I
laughed at was your hair in the flashbacks, because you

(14:55):
always you always have a high top fade and I
have a mullet, but this woman's extra high. Did you
realize that it looks like Yeah, it looked like the
wig grew. The wig grew like they put some type
of miracle grow and that ship they put it on.
The head Mannequins shot, there's a shot of you. There's

(15:16):
a single shot of you with that wig on, and
it's the it's the hardest, funniest laugh I have in
the whole episode, just because this is a psych gag
of you with it must be it must be eight
inch ten inch high top fade. It's amazing. It's a
pretty high top fade. I will say this though, I
will say this, uh one, holy shit. I mean we
should get into the recap first, but yeah, who the

(15:38):
fuck eats breakfast at Sea World like it's a normal thing.
That was Come on, buddy, that is amazing. Imagine. No,
that is a real I mean we're not plugging Sea World,
but that is a thing that used to be able
to do. There was you could go and at the
restaurant and then like whales would swim by. What Yeah, yeah, dude,
I swim by swim by crying looking for their baby things.

(16:01):
Splash your eggs too, dark SeaWorld, I don't care a
Fox SeaWorld support. It's gonna take a hit out on me,
but I don't care a Fox SeaWorld. I'm gonna have
people in wet suits climb over my fence and kill me.
That's something. I got a scarface dude, I know what's

(16:22):
gonna be like, I'm gonna be in my fucking house
with my I don't have a I don't have a
scarface gun, but I probably shouldn't tell the SeaWorld people
that I do have a scarface gun. All right, all right,
get into your recap? Are you ready? Yeah? Hold on?
I got a time? Is it? We're even worth timing anymore?

(16:44):
We know it's gonna do whatever you want. There's no
need to time this one. It's gonna be a quick
and short one. Okay, I'm glad to know you put
in the effort. Here we go and go. Doctor Cox
learns some things can't be fixed with privilege. JD's given
advice from an unlikely source, but JD's unwillingness to receive
said advice doesn't help him and hurts his interns. Pride

(17:07):
gets the best of us. Thank goodness. No one's immune
to humility, that twenty D. Thank god, no one is
immune to humility. Everybody can be humbled, is what you're saying. Yeah,
that's exactly what I'm saying. Not everyone, Donald, not everyone. Oh,
let's not go there, Let's not go there. Sorry. Sorry.

(17:31):
So Chris Maloney's in the episode, and he's a funny guy.
You know. I was watching this and going, God, I
bet Johnny See and Chris Maloney fucking hated each other
because they're just too similar and too alpha, and to
Chris is a lovely guy. Don't get me wrong, but
I was just thinking of the two alpha's basically the
characters they're playing in the episode. I just pictured. So

(17:53):
I texted Johnny and I go, you fucking hated Maloney,
didn't you? He laughed, and he goes, no, No, our
old friends, Um, there's just something about watching the episode.
I guess their acting was amazing, but I was like,
these fuckers must have really hated They're just so similar
in their alpha maleness. It's very interesting that Johnny hangs

(18:15):
out with a lot of people that are exactly or
not exactly, but are very much like him. If you
look at his group of guys that he hangs out with,
they're all uber alpha. Yeah, they're all you know what
I mean, They're all sports, they love sports, and they're
all very eccentric actors, you know what I mean. They
have little quirks about them that nobody else does, you

(18:38):
know what I mean. By the way, we sold out
of beach towels. We sold out a water class. That's great.
We still don't have any mugs available for you guys. Well,
why why aren't we ordering more stuff? Because we never
we release something, everyone gets excited and then it sells
right out. We need to order me. Yeah, that's you
guys are doing much better. They like, We were like, oh,

(19:00):
they're gonna do really good. We'll order a lot, and
then you do so much better, and so you're setting
a new standard. We're just trying to hold me. Um.
The merch gal Harper told me that there's over two
hundred people on a waiting list for beach towels. That's
how much people. That's how much people want to lie
on our faces. This is the streetwear method. This is

(19:20):
how Supreme does. Oh we're doing this Supreme way that
people lined up. Oh, we're doing Supreme style. If you
live in LA and before COVID, if you live in
LA and you drive down Fairfax, you will see a
line like you can't believe how long the line is.
And I'm just I'm always like, what, well, who's doing
a signing? Is it like fucking jay Z? What are

(19:42):
people lined up for? And it's fucking the Supreme store
every day. So Donald, we're trying to get that Supreme action.
That's why that's why I should sold out. Well yo,
we yo. I'm just saying, man, maybe we should do
a little thing with Supreme. Maybe we should get like
that a Supreme like a stamp and just stamp Supreme
on the back of our shirts. People. Wait, hold on now, Dann,

(20:04):
you know I'm right. You're gonna get real frisky with that. Damn.
You know I'm right about this. People pay your life
for that supreme ship. I don't even gotta be real
supreme on They gotta do is say supreme on it.
I listen, if you bought the washcloth and our faces
are dotted all over it like a checkerboard, and you
have the choice, um when going into your anus to
get any dukey out of the shower, use Zack Donald's face,

(20:28):
use space, Do not put your finger behind my space.
Choose jot space and scrub your balloon. N listened, you
were when you when you were getting into your balloon, knot.
I want you to choose that beautiful dome Donald. I
think I need to go pray. I know, but y

(20:52):
you should use make sure you hell, I don't even
have one, by the way, can we don't have money
some of this stuff, hoodie, I'm just trying to get one.
I didn't realize. I didn't realize that this was gonna
be an issue until I was promoting our towels saying

(21:13):
that they were up live, and I realized, oh shit,
people could wash their asses or their wops. That's the
whole point with our faces. Yeah, get your get get
it on your whop. Everybody, precisely, friends, precisely, my face
is gonna touch so much whop. Yeah, yeah, and it

(21:34):
really will be whopped because it's in the showers, so
we know it's whopped up. I'm gonna dry. I'm gonna
dry a whole lot of whop. You're gonna wash wop,
and you're gonna wash balloon knots all over the world.
I'm gonna wash wop. I'm gonna wash balloon knots. I'm
gonna wash junk, and I'm gonna dry all of them
at the same armpits. You're gonna get an all sorts
of armpits and and coin slots. Oh my god, you

(21:56):
know I love me an armpit. I love me a
coin slot. And there we go. By the way, you
can use me on your use use me in your
coin slot, use Donald on your balloon knight. This is
the best episode of this show ever. Wait, this might
be the best advertising. Look, it's our stuff, so we
can advertise it however we want it. We don't have

(22:17):
any guidelines. Yeah, this is what I want you to do,
Ladies and gentlemen of fake doctors and real friends. Take
doctors real friends. If you're out there, Yeah, and you
have purchased said washcloth or towel. I give you permission.
You don't even need my permission, but I give you
permission to wipe your asshole with my face. This is

(22:40):
the best red ad we've ever done. If only are
if only are ads that we have to read sounded
this good? Gis Kamboche is begging for this, ya, Gkabuch
is gonna be like, can you give us that kind
of energy? That's amazing. Let's take a break. We'll be
right back after these fine words you. Let's gets focused,

(23:05):
all right. So Chris Maloney's in the episode. Uh, we
tried to get Chris by the way, but he is
shooting his show, which I think is h He works
so much for you, right, Is he still in es
for you or he having I think I think he's
coming back for you, dude, I think he's coming back.

(23:28):
Imagine how rich Chris Maloney must be from that SVU money.
It's like season forty five. Well, look think about Marishka man.
I know I've been to Mauritika's house. It's insane. I
gotta tell you. But but I'm gonna tell you for
you money, Donald, we never did make that s for
you money, Donald, No, we did not but when you
think about when you think about it, they have to

(23:48):
give up every other aspect of their career just to
do that show. Yeah, they went on in. It's like poker,
They're all in. All in here. You go like, I
can't I'm not gonna ever do movie. I can't do
movies because of this. I can't do he does. He
does indecent stuff. I mean, I've seen Cleary. He had
to leave SVU to do that. Though he had to
leave the show to go do other things. I'm just telling.

(24:10):
When your show is on, like season one hundred, it's
just like Ellen Pompeo on Gray's Anatomy. I mean, how
many seasons has that been on Ellen Pompeo. She must
have gold fawcets. Ellen Pompeo takes a jet to Walmart. Listen, man,

(24:36):
we never did get that Gray's Anatomy money. I know,
but I don't really want. I mean I I don't.
I don't want to work as hard as we did
for my whole life, to be honest. I mean, those
hours are just h too much for daddy. I want
to work hard. No, I totally get it. I told
I also want to have a little bit of a life.
You know what I'm saying. I'm sure they have. I'm

(24:59):
sure they look. First of all, Gray's Anatomy can't run forever.
It'll run for a long time, but it can't run forever.
I think it could run forever. Why my niece, the
teenagers have found it? Donald, My niece has Gray's Anatomy
sheets right, But once, once, she says, I don't want
to do this anymore. It's over because she's Gray, isn't

(25:21):
she there? Always did Now, She's had two sisters. One
of them died in a plane crash, but the other
one is still hanging around. She could definitely like kick
in and run that. She's got kids if they want
to do a quick little time jump, her kids could
be the grades of Gray's Anatomy. Oh my god, time jump. Yeah, no,
we don't need to as the Marvel Universe. Yes, let's
do it. That's amazing. Wait, you know, if is there

(25:46):
a show other than Saturday Night Live? And I mean
even the tonight show changed time slots and and who's
hosted it and everything like that, It's become a completely
different show other than Saturday Night Live? Is there is
there anything? This was sixty minutes. Is there any like
Doctor Who? No, what's the Yeah, what's the narrative? Joel?
Just look up for us? What's the non non news,

(26:09):
not not sl what's the narrative? What's the narrative? Longest
running show? Yeah? United States? Imagine it's Doctor Who? Yeah, us,
how long exact? I think it's got to be those
kids over on that Supernatural show, right, Yeah, that just
ended this year. I've never seen an episode of Doctor Who.
I'm sorry, neither of us. Sorry b BBC, I'm sorry.

(26:31):
Oh have you watched it? Dan? The fans are coming
for you. Some episodes I wouldn't. I wouldn't call myself
a huge fan, but I've definitely seen enough. Had some
Who fans in college who were like, oh, you go
to watch and I was like, Okay, we'll do it.
So here we go. The Simpsons thirty two seasons, order
twenty one. Season's gone smoke twenty so just imagine twenty one. Wwkay,

(26:56):
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I couldn't do
a television show for twenty one years. But but that's
that's the same character every day. But isn't that fucking
money though? Isn't that the time. Yeah, but I mean,
I mean, I mean where it's like yeah, but I
mean I think one also has to go as we did.

(27:17):
I mean, or at least I see from my point
of view, like I want to try other things. I
want to I'm so grateful, but I also want to
try other things. I'm not judging it. Teach their own.
I don't have gold Falset's no, no, nobody's nobody's nobody's
judging anybody. I just think, I just think that, uh,
if I had that opportunity, I don't know that I

(27:37):
would be like Mama, let's let's say piece out to it.
There's certain But then again, but then again, I didn't
work every day on scrubs. Like if Scrubs could still
run right now, I might still be into that. But
then again, I didn't work every day. I only worked
a few days out of a week, and I would
have days off, and I was able to have a
life during the day, whereas you worked every day damn

(27:58):
near every hour. So I I could totally understand how
easy it is to get burnt out when you're living
that type of lifestyle. All right, let's get back to
the episode Donald mickhead First, introduction of Mickhead. Finally, finally,
the very first time we introduced the character of doctor Mickhead,
he gets tackled and knocked out of the picture. So, Frank,

(28:20):
this is your moment. We should have had you on
a show. Sorry, well, no, we can have mckhead on.
I think we should do a special episode one day
where we discuss we have all those guys on the
Mickheads of the world. The beard fusset. You know, I
had at this point, I had made Garden State and
had a big scene where it said balls on my face,

(28:42):
on my forehead and Garden State and I don't and
then you know, here I am. I'm not saying that.
You know it was taken from that, but I had
just shot a very special moment of my movie where
while I was drunk in asleep, someone wrote ball on
my forehead. And now here we are, episode three h three,

(29:04):
we're writing prom on my forehead. Czar, what are you
trying to say? I'm not trying to see anything. I'm
not sure about it. I'm are you sure about it?
Because it seems like you're trying to compare balls and
prom No, I don't think that anyone from the Scrubs
writer room would have seen an early cut of Garden State.
I'm just saying it's a bizarre coincidence. Um, it does

(29:27):
say Prom in my head. And when we come back,
I say to the janitors trying to get the marker
off the wall, and I say, you'll be able to
get off. You won't need laser surgery or skin from
your ass. That that didn't make me laugh. It's your
mean base pin which which which means that JD in
order to get Prom off his forehead needed to have

(29:47):
skin transferred from his ass. Yeah, they did a graph
on his ass. They did a skin graph on his
ass and lasered the markers. The marker was so strong
that they had to get it. Monkeys, Donald, we have
monkeys on the set, So Zach is the part that
Deontay wanted to tell us about where something happened with

(30:10):
him and some monkeys. Deontay take it away the Doctor's
turning into Monkey's fantasy scene. Oh yeah, I remember this
one real well. So the night before the scene, Donald
Zack and I went out and I got super drunk
and I was really hungover the next day. So when

(30:31):
I get to set, we're having like a big safety
meeting because these chimpanzees are going to be on set,
and you know, the trainers are telling us how dangerous
they are and that they're super strong and they can
rip your arm out of your socket or you know.
Another story was about a lady who got her face
eaten off, and basically, we got to be super careful,

(30:51):
and not only careful, anyone who's not needed on set
after we set this up has to leave the floor, like,
not just the set, but get off of the fourth
floor where we were filming everyone if you're not needing.
So I was like, you know what, if everyone's leaving
the floor, then the couch in the doctor's lounge on

(31:13):
the fourth floor, and you guys watch the show. You
know it's the one that has the pac Man machine.
The couch is going to be opened, right, so I
can close the doors and take a nap. Cool, right,
Not cool? Not cool. So I'm there sleeping and all
of a sudden, I'm awakened by the sounds of monkeys
screaming and trainers screaming. I don't know what the monkeys

(31:36):
were screaming, but the trainers were screaming, get back here,
get back here, and I was like, get back where.
Next thing I know, I could hear the monkeys running
down the hallways towards me, and I'm thinking, okay, I
should be cool, right, like like both doors are closed
and I'm inside. But then I remember, wait a minute,

(31:56):
monkeys can open doors. They got thumbs. So as I
set up to go run over to lock the door,
the door just burst open and there's a monkey standing
there with a lap coat on and a stethoscope, and
he's got his teeth showing, and he's looking me dead
in my eye, and all I can think about is,
oh God, I'm about to lose my face. Next thing

(32:20):
I know, monkey starts spreading at me, full speed, full speed,
across the room, right at me, and at the very
last second, he jumps over me, over the couch to
the back of the room, opens the back door, and
runs out. That is the last time I don't listen
to safety protocols, just saying thank you, thank you. Yeah, well,

(32:44):
monkey's on set. What a bizarre That was a bizarre day.
I remember that. How about when the janitor sprays his
chemicals on Doug's ear and Doug starts screaming down the hallway. Now,
then I fantasize about seeing Elliott in a bikini sucking
on a lollipop in a rowboat. This is very provocative

(33:07):
Sarah Chalk moment because she's you know, it's Jady's fantasy,
but um, you know she's doing she went full lollipop. Wait,
what does full lollipop mean? She was filating the lollipop
in a seductive manner whilst in a bikini that was

(33:30):
cleavage heavy in a rowboat. And then we cut the
Scott Folly and he's dunk taped with his mouth all
taped up in the bottom of the boat and we
throw him over the side. That was funny. Yeah, did
did somebody have to really fall in out? Do you
remember shooting that day? Vaguely? I remember, I don't remember
where it was. I think it looks like Lake Balboa.

(33:52):
I could be wrong, Probably it was probably that. And
then yes, a stunt man went in, not fully. I
don't know if Folly was was was even there that
they may have shot the him in the boat at
different time. All I know is that water looked gross
as Yeah, even even when even when they cut to
Sarah on her back with the lollipop in her mouth
and the boat's going for you know, from underneath the camera,

(34:14):
into the into the into the background. I remember looking
at him be like, oh wow, cool shot. That water
looks dirty as fun. By the way, if it was
Lake Balboa, it's probably fucking floating hypodermic needles in there's
a stunt man earning his keyp go to that water.
The stunt wasn't falling out of the boat. The stunt

(34:36):
was getting in the water. Um, Like the water is green.
When he lands in it and it splashes, it doesn't
it doesn't get white. It just stays green, dude, while
the water just gross gross. Um. How about when when
I go I think I'm going on to dinner with

(34:57):
Elliott and Sean shows up. Oh hey, Sean's here. Everybody,
Hey Sean. Hey. You know what else made me laugh
when he goes When he goes well, actually, JD, they
they are. They are mammals. Well you know what, Sean,
you know what he goes like. Unfortunately, unfortunately for me, Sean,

(35:18):
my interns aren't mammals. And he goes Scott with the
most perfect straightment. Actually, JD, they are. I don't care
Sean when you go, but when you go, well, you
know what, Sean. Unfortunately, that ship was so I love,
I loved. I do laugh hard at me being manic

(35:40):
and him just totally being straight like actually, JD, they
are mammals, amazing. That was funny. I'm about in that
flashback where just showing what a pushover JD is and
the guy continue goes who wants to help me move?
And I go, I will know. And then he comes
back and he goes, who wants to help me move? Back?

(36:00):
And I go, I know where it all goes. That
was funny. I've never noticed that JD wants everybody to
like him. I've noticed that he you know, likes who
he likes, etcetera, etcetera, but I've never noticed that he's
gone all out to make people like him. I always
thought that j D was one of those cats, well

(36:21):
I don't want to fuck with me, and I don't
got to funk with him. No. I think he was
definitely someone that was super sensitive and wanted everyone to
like him. In fact, in this episode, he wants his
interns to like him so much that they're that they're shit.
He's not. They don't respect him, they're walking all over him.
Um and uh and he you know, one of them.
One of his interns hands him a file and he's

(36:41):
like her, can you take care of this? And I'm like,
w do you have a lot of other work to do.
But yeah, he's he's there doing all of the stuff
for his interns, like he none of them know how
to all of them are incompetent because of him. Yeah. Yeah,
he's not being a good teacher. I mean, that's the lesson.

(37:01):
It's so hard in life when you're when trying to
walk that line between wanting people to like you and
also having their respect. Yeah, I'm dealing with j. JD
is someone who's just getting walked all over and he
doesn't have to stop it because he doesn't want confrontation.
Sometimes you have to suck it up and have confrontation

(37:22):
or you're just gonna have no respects. Yeah. I'm dealing
with that in my house right now, man, with my kids. Really,
my kids walk all over me and I'm on the
young ones, and I'm walking the thin line of having
to be you know, I want to be their friend,
but I also got to be their dad, you know
what I mean. And so Casey comes in and freaking
lays down the you know, she LAIDs down the gauntlet

(37:45):
and they all hop to it and everything like that,
and she looks at me like, dude, what the fuck?
And in my mind, I'm like, I just don't want
them to hate me. But yeah, you're right, you just
you you gotta you have to be responsible and you
have to make sure that their responsable. And so this
is the exact same thing. That's the exact same thing.
And I imagine it's so hard as a parent because
you're like, I don't want to fuck have a confrontation

(38:06):
right now. I just sat down to eat my soup,
or you know, I wake up earlier than everybody in
the morning and stuff like that. And the kids come
down and you know, it's quiet in the house, and
Rocco comes down and he'll want breakfast, and if I
don't make him what he wants by without reading, you know,
it's the mind reading of what children want for breakfast.

(38:29):
Like on TV, you say, you know, the breakfast time
comes and the parent just makes breakfast and the kid
eats the ship. In real life, parent makes breakfast. The
kids like, I didn't want dad for breakfast, and you're like,
oh shit, well what do you want? And then now
all of a sudden, you're catering to the kid, and
you know, Casey comes down and be like, you're eating

(38:49):
this ship and they'll eat it. And I'm like, why
can't I do that? You're the advertising for having children. Donald.
Every time I hang out with Donald, he's like, bro,
I love my kids. Casey and Casey and Donald and
Florence and I had had dinner and they were like, no, seriously,

(39:10):
don't do it. No. We weren't like we were both
like and we're both like ha, and they're like, no, run.
We weren't like that, dude. We were more It was
more like, if you're gonna do it, just make sure
you're ready to do it, because if you're not ready
to do it, this shit it's a lot of work
and it's only fulfilling if you're truthfully in it to

(39:33):
win it. And we are truthfully in it to win it.
And so, yes, it's very difficult, and yes we have
hard times and stuff like that, but we know we're
trying to raise great human beings and that's our effort.
And so I would love I would love the audience
to see like subtitles while Donald's talking right now, it's
like run while you still get ignore the words that

(39:54):
are coming out of my mouth. Right, so these motherfuckers
will not eat cereal for records. Somebody, right, somebody takes
a picture of me, and then my eyes kind of
go blank for a second, and I come to and
I look at you, and I'm like run run and
then some and then I don't know where my kids
snatched me up and ship and pulled me away, and

(40:14):
it's just like it's just like, get out, all get out,
get out, get out all right. On that note, we
were going to go to break and when we come back,
we're gonna have a fan call. Will be right back

(40:35):
and we're back. I have I have AC problems. Hello there,
how are you? Hollyhock? Hollyhock? That can't be your real name?
You just like bow Jack Horseman. That is my real name?
Is it really married into that name? That great? Oh
that's ladies and gentlemen, give it up for a hollyho
Welcome to the program, hollyhock, Um, where are you calling from?

(41:00):
I'm calling from just outside of Baltimore, Baltimore, Marylyn. And
there is your official Donald and the Oprah voice saying
your location you're waiting for it. Yeah, for it. Ever
since she heard she was gonna be on the show.

(41:20):
You're gonna break the latch. Stop you're breaking the latch,
breaking many many babies. Ariola, latch right now when you yell.
We know that from the breastfeeding conversation. Okay, now we
have to miss to get the baby back to sleep.
I apologize. Okay, let it latch, Let it latch. There
it is, got a little got a little dirty. All right. Holly, Hi, welcome.

(41:50):
How are you? What do you? What do you do
for a living over in Baltimore? Pause? Holly pause, stop
right there? Hold on. Okay, Joel is interrupted, interrupting your
You guys, look at Oh my god, oh my god,
describe what were Yoda? Oh my god. So this is
a cake that I made. You made that cake? Let

(42:12):
me you are Let me tell the audience, you guys,
we are looking at a realistic, actual sized cake of
baby Yoda. Wow. I mean it looks like it could
be one of those giant figures that that side show
Collectibles makes, but it is in fact an edible cake.
Tell us about this, Holly, So tell us about baby

(42:37):
Yoda or cake making? You made that yes, focus on Holly.
Come on, how did you learn? How did you learn
to do that that? Oh my god, there's now So
I actually taught myself. Like m I started doing it.

(42:58):
I wanted to make my son's first birthday cake and
he just turned thirteen, so I wanted to get into it.
I was watching all the TV shows about cake decorating
and I was just like, yes, I'm going to do this,
and so that's when I started. My very first cake
is my son's first birthday cake. Do you have a
business that you do this or is this just for fun?

(43:19):
I do. Actually, my husband and I have an events company,
and obviously in March that went out the window for
the foreseeable future because we do small events. We do
concerts and nerd parties and things that we have like
a lot of people act party. That's her dream. Oh

(43:41):
my gosh, the powder party. The powder parties are so
much fun. You just don't even know. There's like a
million wizards and witches. So anyway, so we that just
went out the window and we needed to do something
to make money. We weren't sure if unemployment was going
to come in or if we you know, at that time,

(44:01):
we didn't even know that there was a stimules coming
or anything like that. So I was just like, all right,
this is what I can do. So this is what
I'm gonna do. And I came up with a menu.
My husband is a graphic designer and media marketers, so
he put all of that together for me, and we
launched and like sold out for the first like month

(44:24):
that we did. Wait, tell people, you got to tell
people how they could get one of your amazing cakes.
What you have a website I assume or something. So yeah,
so we're on Facebook and Instagram. We're the sugar Drop.
Hold on, I'm trying to like open up this new
packet of stickers. I have to show you guys stickers. Oh,

(44:46):
I'll definitely send get all right, So okay, this is
the Sugar Drop Maryland. So it's the sugar Drop MD
on Facebook and Instagram, sugar Drop MD. Now, if you're
in the Maryland, if you're in the Baltimore area, I assume, yeah, yeah,
in the Baltimore area, we do delivery. So it's like
contactless delivery of all of your sugary needs. So we

(45:10):
how long does like a baby Yoda cake like that,
which is just magnificent by the way, and even if
you're not in the Baltimore area, you should go look
at her Instagram and see how awesome this is. How
long does something like that take to make? I'm not
exactly sure, because I do it in steps, like I'll
bake the cake one day, and then I'll I sit
and stack it and carve it out another day, and
then add the details another day. But it's all kind

(45:32):
of broken up into different chucks. And it could be
sometimes ten hours that it takes me to make something
like that, or sometimes it could take all week. It
just depends on you know, it just depends on what
it is. As your business grows, and I imagine it will,
you'll probably need to hire some some helpers to be
able to crank out things like that. I know, I
know for right now, it's just it's just me and

(45:54):
my husband is my delivery boy and my UM graphic designer.
Could you do anything like if I wanted to, if
I wanted a Joel cake, could you take images of
Joel and fashion a Joel cake for her birth? You know,
I do believe I could. Okay, I have done um,

(46:14):
I've done like a bust of Deadpool and Baltimore, and
you know some things that like require facial features, so
I probably could. Okay, Joelle, I'm gonna return your present,
Joel cake. I love it. I would like a salted Carol.
Let's do this. Donald, what would you have made if

(46:36):
you could commission? I mean it might be baby Yoda,
But what would you commission as a cake? Wow, that's
a tough one. It's definitely going to be something Star Wars,
probably Darth Vader Um. So I have a seven year
old and five year old and so we just recently
got into the whole you know, well me personally again,

(46:56):
the whole cake once a year, the special big ass
cake for the birthday. My kid had a garbage truck
for his second birthday, Like a garbage truck cake was Yeah,
it was huge. The crazy thing is you look at
these things and you're like, there's no way that could
taste good, and then you bite into it and it's delicious.

(47:18):
It's like eating a Twinkie or a yeah you know
what I mean. It's it's just really interesting. I've always
shied away from cakes that looked like they took a
lot of work to make because I've always felt like
you know it's it'll be it'll be old, or the
frosting will be too it'll be worked too much. And

(47:40):
in all honesty, the cakes are delicious. Man. You don't
lose you don't lose flavor and texture because of the sculpture.
So I love it. I was watching one of those
cake shows and they were like building like a wallace
ingrammet moving. It was like a pine making machine had

(48:00):
moving parts, and I always think that's funny, like, well,
what happens when you like cut your knife down and
you hit likelywood? Like there obviously is I mean not,
I'm not saying in yours, but in these big elaborate
ones there's like obviously structure and like wiring there there
is some structure involved. Like baby Yoda had a few
doll rods inside of him to like sort of keep

(48:20):
him upright for transport. But I always let my customers know,
like this is what's in it, so just so you
know when you're cutting into it, so that you don't yeah,
all right, So I don't even know in the in
the fancy cake building world, you do have to put
some wood dowels or something to say, like it's like
the thing that used to be in the sandwiches the toothpick. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes,
um it requires like an armature, like it could be

(48:42):
PVC pipe inside of that thing. It just depends on
what it is. Like. You just have to build build
the cakes out. You know, I did a what is
it called? Well, I'm having a blank but anyway, I
made this big tree one time. Yeah, and so I
had like PVC pipe and plywood cut out to the

(49:02):
shape and like build up all over it. So you
just got to make sure to tell your customers where
not to cut, right. I try to make as much
as possible edible on my cakes so that it's really
not just for lucks, but it is for taste well.
And that's really impressive. And also I just admire you
for during this hard time sort of pivoting your business

(49:24):
and going how do I how do we operate now
in this current world? And I think that's really impressive
that you've been successful at it. I really appreciate that
it was. It's definitely been crazy, but we have a
really supportive family and the people that already supported our
previous business that now jumped on board and we'll order
things for me on a regular basis and just kind

(49:45):
of keep us going because we are a family here
and we couldn't do it without their support. So I
have a question, when COVID's over, are you going to
go back into event planning and stuff like that again?
So I think that we're gonna sort of do um.
I'll probably do less, just because I do rely on
my husband so much for his help in in my business,

(50:08):
and and he relies on me for helping his business.
So I think that what we'll do is just kind
of dial back and do an even balance between the
two so that we can keep doing the things that
we're super passionate about together. That's I just think there's
something special about not only throwing the party, but you
don't have to go someplace else to get the cake.
What is the cake that you want? And then we

(50:29):
got you know what I mean, what's the theme at
a party? We're gonna theme the cake that way too. Yeah. Yeah,
that BB eight actually went to. We had a Star
Wars party for our events company and occasionally and in
the Baltimore one, I made too. We um occasionally and
just like I'll throw it together a cake to go
with a theme of the party. That we're having what
happens at a Star Wars party. I'm sure the two

(50:51):
at least two of these people want to know what
goes down, and I would love to know what happens
at a Star Wars. So our NERD parties, Um, we
generally do trivia session. So we had a Star Wars
thing trivia. We have a drink menu that's catered to
Star Wars and uh, we have costume contests and things

(51:11):
like that in karaoke, like that's that's our Nerd party.
So our Star Wars one, we had the movie shown
on the screens while everyone was partying. We had our menu. Um,
we had trivia and all of that stuff. So did
you have blue milk? We did have blue milk? Yeah,
we did, We absolutely did. I've been to the cantina

(51:33):
at Disney sorry Disney landy. Yeah, you've been to Galaxy's
Edge Galaxies at the restaurant, isn't it and spy or
something like that. It was gross? It was gross, No,
it wasn't. It was amazing. You take that back, Zachary Braff.
Listen the design of it, the set, design of the restaurant. School,

(51:54):
don't make me curse on it. Don't make me curse.
You're not telling you did any drink you had or
anything you ate was wildly edible or drinkable. It was
all edible and drinkable, and it was all very delicious.
That's how much you're drunk on the Star Wars cool
and you're like, that was the best food I've ever had.
It was fine. I didn't. I didn't say that. And

(52:17):
also they have a lot of watch your mouth, have
a lot of attitude in there too. Best watch your mouth.
You're going down the path that I can't follow you. Yeah, Zachary,
you're breaking my heart. All right, we gotta we gotta

(52:46):
keep moving, Holly, give a question for us. Anything I do,
I do? All right. So on my menu, I have
like cheesecakes and doughnuts and cakes and Simon rolls, like
all those things. And I want to know, I want
to know if you had an item on my menu

(53:07):
named after you. Yeah, what would it be and what
would it be called? Well, I would it because of
this podcast and how far we've come. I at one
point I had a donut machine and I got rid
of that donut. So if you were making donuts, I

(53:29):
would love for you to have Donnie's Donuts on your menu,
and it's and it's an assortment of little donut holes okay, chocolate,
powdered sugar, jelly, cinnamon, and maybe a little bit of
a sprinkles, sprinkles, Okay. I I like peanut butter anything.

(53:53):
Oh hell yeah? Um, so I would like a cupcake
okay that is peanut butter and chocolate in the spirit
of aese peanut butter cup but a cupcake. And then
and then there's some nuts on top, okay. And then
the title is put your nuts on me, Put your
nuts on me. I like that. I have made a

(54:15):
chocolate a chocolate cupcake filled with peanut butter pie filling. Yeah,
oh you have. Okay, here's where crops on me? I
like it. And here's the problem with put your nuts
on me? Not a lot of There's gonna be some
people that you're not gonna that are not gonna be
able to eat put your nuts on me? Why because
of the tree nut or the nut. They're not going
to order put your nuts on either. So I do.

(54:39):
My menu is like separated out into things that you
know they're clearly nuts and things and clearly not nuts
and things. But I do have a couple of peanut
butter items on my I don't think if you have
a peanut allergy you're going to order put your nuts
on me? Right? Hey, Donald? Right? But are you going
to make these? Because if so, I really want the people.
I want people to go to your website. Here, I
am going to make that. I'm what I mean that

(55:02):
they could be made to order. But listen to order, Okay, listen,
all right, everyone's gonna go to your website. Say say
your Instagram again, it's Maryland. Don't you like going to
the Sugar Drop MD on Instagram? Isn't it your favorite
thing to visit? You know where I love going za where?
I love going to the Sugar Drop m D. Yeah,

(55:23):
that's where I get. The first thing I do when
I go on Instagram is I look at Donald to
see if he's posted anything, and then I go right
to Sugar Drop m D. Well, you know if I
posted anything, If I posted anything, it's gotta be something
from Sugar Drop m D. Yup, yup. And you know
what I do. I go there and I like everything.
So I see that all my friends are gonna get

(55:44):
it in their feeds. I just blow it up with
likes not do I like? I like telling all of
my friends out there on my podcast with that I
host with Zach Braff and Joel and Daniel and we
have Allie Holly on today as one of our guests. Yeah,
I like to tell everybody out there about the Sugar
Drop MD Instagram site where you can go click the

(56:06):
lake and the bio which will take you to the
store and you can start buying you some of that
delicious Sugar Drop EMPD pastry. Okay, now listen, beautiful, listen everyone.
I think we should all give Sugar Drop Empty lots
of love because this family had to pivot and made

(56:28):
this business. And I really hope, really sincerely as supporters
of the show, if you're in the Baltimore area, that
you order all your exciting baked goods, your your cakes,
your your Joel shaped birthday cake, all from Hollyhock. All right,

(56:50):
Zach wants you to put you and put your nuts
on him. No, what I meant put your nuts on me? Right?
Is that what it was called? Right? Put your nuts
on me? Which is great because I have very penny
names to items good and I like a good pun.
Now it seems like you're fixing your own life. But
now it's time for America's favorite The World the Earth's

(57:10):
Favorite new segments, Your Life, Planet Earth's Favorite news segment, Holly,
It's time to fix your life. Okay, So, because I
work at home and my husband works at home and
sort of our businesses are all consuming, I need help

(57:34):
finding a better balance between my work life and home
life because I feel like it just never really ends.
Like some people have at nine to five and then
they're just done. And then I just feel like, right now,
it's really hard to shut that down and and separate.

(57:55):
Talking to the right fella, I know how you feel.
It's really interesting thing. I'm gonna be honest with you,
and when I say this, I don't want you to
get upset about it. But some days you just have
to take off and take a break and just say,
you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do
one of those things today. I'm not gonna have a

(58:16):
home life today, or I'm not gonna work today. Personally,
I would say I'm not gonna work today. Not having
a home life alienates your family and everything like that,
your kids and your husband. But some days you need
at least one. I mean, you're the boss of you,
You're the boss, So at least once a month, twice
a month, you guys should take a break for yourselves

(58:37):
and spend the day together. Yeah you know what I mean,
preferably on the weekend when the kids aren't I don't
know how old your kids are, but when they're not zooming,
or they're not in school or a class in class
or everything like that, and when your husband's not you know,
out and about delivering all of your baked delicious goods. Yeah, um,
do you have do you have the ability? I know, money,

(58:59):
I imagine is is tight because of the things you've
told us, But do you have the ability a family
member or someone who could baby sit for you? Guys?
Just see you guys could go off and just have
some scheduled me time. Well, we can, we can do that.
I mean, mine's my I only have one kid and
he's thirteen, so he's sort of self sufficient now. And you, oh,

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he can stay home on his own now. So yeah,
why don't you guys? You guys, I know you're super busy, right,
it seems to me. And I'm I'm Donald, I I
you know, you weren't on the show yet, but he's
told me about how sometimes, you know, wishes he was alone. Um,
it seems to me that you guys should schedule not

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alone wishes I was alone with my wife. Yeah, right,
sorry me without his wife. Um. It seems to me
if you could, if you could put it in the
an account. You're just like you schedule everything else, you guys, know,
especially since you've a thirteen year old and he can
be on his own, that you guys go. I know
it's hard to go places, but I don't know what
it's like in Baltimore, but here it's not many places
you can go, but at least that you have something schedule.

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So it's just as important in your schedule as as
your appointment to talk to a new client. Is. You
know that you two are going to go do that
this this time each week. Yeah, the calendar is important, yes,
And if there's room and the calendar calendar to be spontaneous,
take that. Take that opportunity, you know what I mean.
If there is a bit of time that you guys

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can have to yourself and it wasn't something that was scheduled,
take that opportunity. Also, it's really fun if you surprise
the person, like you know that they don't have something
to do, or you can if you want to, if
you have to book them because your husband's super busy.
You could say, hey, I'm not even telling you, but
Saturday at one to three, don't do anything because I
have I have something I figured out, Like I love

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doing that stuff. And then then then then then you
start looking for you even more because the fun of
surprising the person with whatever random shit you put together. Yeah,
I love pining together a surprise. Yeah. Yeah. You plan parties,
so you know, like you could like yeah, and it
doesn't be big. It could literally be like I packed
a cooler full of beers and we're going to the
beach or we're going to the park or whatever. I mean,
you could be it could be minimal. But it's just

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like a thing that you plan that he knows nothing about.
And you're you're in Baltimore. You said that, you know what,
you know what's great about Baltimore in the Maryland area
just in general, the no the crabs. They have this
huge crab population that it's like, you know, to come
in a big it's like five crabs in a brown
paper bag and you freaking got a mallet and you

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smash the shit out of them and eat crab. Me
you're saying they should just killed crabs for fun. No,
the crabs are already dead. They don't got to kill
the crab. Somebody else to do that fun. I grew up,
I grew up catching them. Yeah. Yeah, you know what
I mean. You're you're in You're in a place that
you can be as adventurous as you want to be.
You just have to be willing to do it. But

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also it doesn't have to be I find some of
the most fun things we do. It doesn't have to
be some elaborate plan. I mean, it's just like something
you don't normally do. Yeah, you know, we went for
like an epic hike in Malibu this weekend with the dog.
I just lost my dogs, kind of like, let's get
out there and and and do something out of the
norm to get our minds off of it we want on.

(01:02:05):
This epic hike in Malibu. Didn't cost a dime. It's
just just a new experience and it was fun and
it was beautiful, and it was like it was like
a new thing, Like all right, let's just not do
our same shit every fucking weekend. Let's just do something
new and different. And yeah, I think that that's really
good for our brains, especially now in this in this
crazy well. And you got to work out out of
it too, so you definitely didn't and then you got it,

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and then you got endorphins and then you just yeah,
do you have hikes in Baltimore? Yeah, yeah, we have.
We're about anybody know. That's the dumbest question ever. Not
I didn't mean. I didn't mean. First of all, she's
not in the city. I don't know if she's in
the city. And second of all, I don't know what
the fucking elevation is in Baltimore. They got New York City.

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I didn't mean on flat land, asked nose. I met
like a hike up the fucking mountain. To listen an listen,
cock eye lips, cock eye lips, listen. All the high
kids is moving your feet through a section of anywhere.

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But my reference, my reference was the fucking mountains in Malibu.
Dick knows, Oh my god, dude, to face, all right,
you need to get off of them. Embarrassing this in
front of Holly Hug. You're embarrassing yourself, Dick Lick, You're
not gonna get any mind, Joel kick all right, Holly,
it sounds like it's time to say you're welcome. You

(01:03:38):
are so welcome here, thank you, thank you for coming
on the show. And um, and I think you can
stay all the end because we did it. Donald, there's
nothing else to say about this. We we love some
of them a little bit more than others. We gotta
be honest, Um, this one was was just okay, but
we had some laughs still, right, Donald, we had some
great We had some great moments in this show. Uh.

(01:04:00):
And you know, unfortunately for everyone out there, this wasn't
Zach's favorite episode. And that's just it. It's a subjective,
it's it's it's it's okay. Yeah, Zach didn't like it.
And also, Zach is the reason why we're going to
one a week. So on that note, I just want
to say, listen, we're only going to one a week

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for a little while. While Uncle Zach za okay. Lawrence
Kasden once said being a writer is signing up to
have homework for the rest of your life. Well guess what,
I have a little homework. Well, you know what if
Lawrence Kazan said it. I agree. Yeah, there you go.
I knew i'd get you with Lawrence kas today. Thank
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