304: My Lucky Night with Robert Maschio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's something? Motherfuck is? How y'all doing? You really like
that shirt? Donald? You really like mad? No question? Do
you have multiple versions of that shirt or is it
your go to? I know you have all the colors
because when I saw you for our Apple Temi session,
you had we're wearing it in a different shade. Tell
us about the shirt, Donald, I'm a huge fan of fighting.

(00:23):
I am a huge fan of mixed martial arts. And
this store super rare, a shout out super Rare. They
have a store in New York City and then a
store on Melrose. They sell fight equipment. So if you're
into b JJ, they have Brazilian jiu jitsu gee and

(00:44):
they have a rash guard, shirts and pants and like
just a bunch of things. They have gloves, they have
boxing gloves, they have you know, grappling gloves, they have pads,
they have everything. It's a but then not only that,
the gear, your workout gear is fly as fuck. Like
this is just a shirt that says super Rare on it.

(01:06):
They got gear with like Biggie Smalls on it. They
got gloves with like the cool g with the Kogi
uh pattern on it for Biggie Smalls. You know, uh,
they got a bunch of things. The store is amazing
if you're into fighting. If you're into fighting, go to
Donald's favorite store, Super Rare. Did you guys, Daniel and

(01:27):
Joel watch us make the Apple teens? Was a huge
flying Really. We obviously didn't see them because my mean,
my girlfriend was filming for us, so we didn't see
any of them. I was going to say we threw
out a couple of messages, but it was just a listen.
Here's the thing about that. I know that a lot

(01:47):
of people watched it when I put it in my
stories or when I put sorry, when I put it
on my Instagram page, but I don't know what the
actual live feed was, Like how many people did we reach.
I think at one point there were like thirteen thousand
watching or something. That's amazing. It was fun. Donald. We
haven't done something like that live. I mean, I don't

(02:08):
know if we haven't done an Instagram live like that
probably ever. No, but we've done it weird, like you've
been on live and I've you know, oh yeah, we're enjoining,
but I'm saying, like a plan and we were like
Donald got there early, and we like rehearsed we like
love it. Shit, I'm not recording. I just say he
took off your shirt. Donald. It was really coming in

(02:29):
the comments people were excited about. Hay jumped in there
and that made me. She got there late and she
was like, where is your your shirt? She told me that.
She was like, I asked, where's your shirt? You didn't
answer me. I was like, babe, I was shooting. I
was on the screen. I was in the zone. My
favorite part of the videos when my favorite part of

(02:50):
the video, and I was like, Donald, you promised the
people that you'd be both stoned and shirtless. And he's like,
give me a second, and then he goes in the
other room and takes off his shirt. I was surprised
if people were all right with it. I was surprised
if people were all right with me wearing an apron
and just the Hershey's kisses. You know. They kept saying
you look sap w O L L swoll. What does

(03:14):
that mean? Guys, means bo very strong. You got it
looks like I could lift some shit, you know what.
And then I had my favorite comment that I did
see was someone said, wow, Zach looking good. I need
to get a peloton. So I like, you know, what
I saw a lot of was wow, Zach looks really young.
That's why. You know, it's because I'm so self deprecating

(03:37):
on this podcast saying that I look old and everything,
and then when people saw me, like doing a live video,
they were like, oh guy, now you know, I honestly
believe that you choose pictures of yourself that make you
look very distinguished and stuff like that, and so when
people actually see you in motion, they can't believe how
young you are. You know what I mean. Like, there's

(03:59):
there's there's certain pictures of people and you see them
and you're like, why that person looks old? It's fun,
and then you see them in motion, You're like, that
person looked younger than I have thought. A lot of
people said I looked like John Ritter, which I thought
was a compliment because I love John Ritter is amazing
dude and also very handsome. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he was. Anyway,
it was a lot of fun, and thank you for

(04:20):
all tuning in. You can it's not over. You can
still go to headcount dot org slash Zack and Donald
and check your registration and a register for the first time.
That's still happening. I appreciate people saying that I didn't
look like Uncle Phil, even though I tremendously respect the
man and Uncle Phil was the one of the dopest

(04:43):
father figures in the history of television period. I appreciate
that people said I looked like Donald Fasan and not
m Yeah, it looked great, and you looked swollen, which
is a new term I'm gonna use for you. No,
your arms are big. I know that you. You's my
belly bay. Yeah, you admitted you're not eating your best,
but you still have muscular arms and shoulders. Look at

(05:06):
the shoulders. Yeah. No, you know what it is. I've
worked out for so much of my life. I think
once I turned twenty one, once I started doing remember
the Titans, I've worked out pretty much my whole life.
I'm not eating right, but I've worked out damn near
every day, whether it be basketball, whether it be lifting weights,

(05:27):
whether it be boxing, whatever it is. I've worked out. Uh,
since the pandemic, not so much, and so I'm now
out of shape. Like I used to be chubby and
in shape, like I could run and I could jump,
and I could do all of those things. Now I'm
chubby and can't walk up the steps without being like, damn,
that was a long walk. Yeah, I hear you, I
hear you. Well, I've been spinning and I'm I'm feeling

(05:50):
good about it, feeling good about it, losing cutting some weight,
getting rid of these love handles. Tell you good, good
for you, man, and I will join you as soon
as as soon as you know. Okay, So listen, don't
doubt me all you want. I love it when you
doubt me. Hey, listen, everybody, it motivates me. I wanted
to say to the audience. You asked and we delivered.

(06:11):
We have a very special guest on today's show, v
Rob mash you high five Todd. I mean, I think
he's been one of our most requested guests, and uh,
I wanted to let the fans know we came through.
We came through for y'all. And on that note, let
me give you just a little bit of five six, seven,
eight stories about show. We made about a bunch of

(06:35):
docs and nurses stories. So get around you here, yato
around here for you. Welcome back, y'all. Let let let's

(06:56):
let Robin. Let's let Robin. I haven't seen Rob in
how many years Donald, since we saw Rob. How are
you guys doing Rob? I have so many questions for you.
The fans were dying to have some Rob Mash show
on the podcast. I'm sorry it's taken so long, but

(07:18):
everybody everyone's like, when is Rob mashhow coming on? You
are the most requested, the most requested guest star of
Fake Doctor's Real Friends flattered. What can I say? Listen
at Quarantine Life. It's been crazy at Rocks, right, but
my bedroom that's where I really operate. Here we go,

(07:40):
Here we go. Rob's coming in. Here we Go. Rob's
always in character robol have a drinking game, which is
how many high fives innuendos can I make in the
next I don't know, eighteen minutes? Here it is, Here
we Go. Rob has just introduced seven. Rob tell me,

(08:02):
let's let's go. Let's start at the beginning, because we
like to do with everyone. Who's who's the cast member
of the show. I do want to preface it by saying,
Donald and I have been laughing so hard at you.
We're now in the beginning of season three and you
crack us up on the show. You know that we
I don't even think we realized how funny you are.

(08:24):
I mean, I knew you were funny, but a lot
of the times we laugh out loud. It's at the
fucking shit that you say, did you know? Did you
know when you were doing it? That you were making
this character? This character is iconic now, man, the high
five Todd is iconic. I mean, you guys are very kind.
But it was all in the script. I mean, it's
really Bill who created the part. In the pilot episode,

(08:45):
it says jockey, frat boy, surgeon and he's got cut
off sleeves in a dock tattoo. That's all the clues
for the character you need right there, right, That's everything
you need to I just played it to the nth degree.
So yeah, although I did bring the magic with the
banana hammock. Yeah, we're gonna talk about everyone, Well, we're
gonna talk about that. We're gonna get into the banana
hammock and everything. Everybody. I want to let everyone. I

(09:08):
want to go, you're on fire, Rob. We have so
many questions, including we're gonna get to how many socks
you were putting in that banana hammock to make it
seem like you were girthy but I do want everyone
to know right off the bat that Rob's on cameo.
We've mentioned this before and and so you can. You

(09:31):
can get robbed if you go on cameo dot com
and look for Rob's name. He'll send your loved one
a video. It could Rob tell him some of the
weirdest stuff you've done. Have you done proposals? What do
you and have you ever had to be in the
banana hammock to do it? Yeah? They asked for that,
but that's that's extra guys. Nobody wants to see a
middle aids man and a banana hammock. Well, maybe something

(09:54):
think a lot of people do. I think a lot
of people do, is baby, But what do you mostly do?
Is it like birthday messages? Like the one of most
people ask you to do on cameo. It's been really
interesting experience. I could never have foreseen this. Since the
pandemic started, I have shot over a thousand cameos. Oh
it's people are reaching out for something right now, like

(10:18):
to take their mind off what's going on in the world,
and they're just reaching out for comfort, comedy, anything, and
people are apart, so they're like, I can't go to
the wedding, but I want to send this message from
you to at the wedding or a birthday. And so
it's been like so it's been all over Zach. Like
from the beginning, it was like essential workers. My husband

(10:39):
is staying in a hotel. He doesn't want to bring
the virus back to us. And then it was like
I got laid off. And then it was like I've
been quarantined for six weeks and I'm losing one. So
like it's really I've watched this whole COVID nineteen based
on the cameo requests I get. It's been fascinating. It's
been really fascinating. Well, I just think, you know people,
you made so many people laugh, and it's a great

(11:00):
thing to do for people. So if you have someone,
whether they're in the medical profession or not, Rob is
obviously able to do it. And I'm going to get
one for Donald Rob. I would like him in I
would like him in his banana hammocks, or you're gonna
have to pay the extra. I got one for Bill
and christ Bill and Christa are big Howard Stern fans,
and there's one of the Wackpacker regulars on Howard Stern's

(11:23):
name is high Pitch Eric and he's got a very
high pitched voice, obviously, And so I went on CAMEO
because they let me stay with them one in Malibu
on one time and recently and I got a message
he was like, hey, Bill and Christa, this is high
Pitch Eric. Come Zach wanted me to thank you for
letting him stay. And I don't know, he just went
but it was I mean, if since they're genuine huge

(11:44):
fans of the show, it was amazing, So I support it.
I love cameo. Dude, you got I should say Tracy
Morgan to get on the phone and do Brian Fellows
for me. Yes, that wasn't blown before cameo. That was
in real life. Yeah, in real life. You were at
the Saturday Night Live and Tracy Morgan was there and
you guys were obviously had been out party and you're like, Tracy, Tracy,

(12:05):
this is what I hear in the background. Friend, what
a good friend? I do it? And I hear I'm
Brian Fellows. What he goes, He goes, I'm Brian Fellows
and then he has the phone back to you, and
I was like, what the fuck was that? And that
was Tracy Morgan. He just did Brian Fellows, didn't. He

(12:27):
also say to Sarah Chalk once he was like, I
want to put a baby in you. She looks so good.
I want to put a baby in you. You know,
he got some of the best things I've ever heard
in my life. That orange juice looks so good. I
want to take it behind the school and get it pregnant.
Oh my god, not very right now, Rob, tell us,

(12:53):
we always like to ask you when they come on
because the fans love this stuff, Like how you came
about getting the role. We know a little bit that
you were by He's a bill. You played basketball with him.
But tell us kind of like the evolution of how
you got the role. Well, I walked into a room
and there were three banana hammocks on three chairs. Which
one do you want, small, medium, or grande? I went

(13:14):
for Grande and they said you're higher. That was it.
So you're saying it was solely based on cock size,
you were not. It was all about girth. It was
all girth. They were like, look, they were like the
first the first edition, we just want to see if
you're funny. Now that you're funny, we want to see
your girth. All right, go ahead. I met Bill ten
years before Scrubs. I had come out to LA from

(13:35):
New York and I had been you know, I was
a theater guy from New York and I was doing
stand up comedy every night and open open mics. And
I got six months in, I got so bored with it,
and I went an audition for a play. And it
was a play he wrote, and he cast me in
this play. It was a four character play and we
did a play. That's how we met. So I had
met him ten years before. And you know, when you

(13:56):
do a play with somebody, it's just like it's a
bonding experience. And we became friends after that. And and
he has seen me in those ten years audition for
every comedy that was ever made, Like I auditioned to
play Joey on Friends, Will and Will and Grace. I
was the talk suit to be the host three times
the Daily Show. And he would like live and Die, Nash,
did you get it? And like for ten years he

(14:18):
watched me like be a struggling actor in New York
and in LA. And when the time came, he's like,
you know, there might be this part And I think,
but you have to come back out to La. And
so I came back to La, you know, having gone
back and forth, and he just kind of wrote this
part for me. So the answer to your question is
I did not audition to play the Todd. He always

(14:39):
envisioned coming up with something for me. And it was
a good compliment to Turk, who's a surgeon. He needed
sort of a jockey Fred Boyd, dumber surgeon who thinks
he's to women. Yeah, next to who actually turns in
the hospital, well, in the hospital an idiots avant who
knows you know, remember Rob Do you remember when they

(15:01):
go when doctor Wenn says that you're the best because
because when you go inside your head, you're not distracted.
All your things done. Tiny scobble. That was a cameo.
Sometimes people ask me on cameo to just sing that
song to them. Literally asked for that song, and I
just make a long version of it for them. People

(15:24):
people know more about the show than we do. I
think when it comes to I trust we meet them.
Have you been on the Scrubs wiki yet? Uh No,
that's the pit web page that I always referenced to
find little trivia about each episode. Rob didn't build give
you a car or something. What's the story with you
guys in some fancy sexy car. When I was in

(15:47):
New York, He's like, come back to LA And I
was like, I really, I just got with this good
agency in New York, the Girsh Agency, and I just
was really like in the loop on things. He's like,
you really should come at and it's like one night
I was like, it's just like I didn't want to come.
I wanted to stay in New York and try and
do theater and stand up. But he's like, I have
a car in storage. Come out. At least you have

(16:08):
a free car for six months until you get on
your feet. So he had a car like a red
Mustang Ford convertible, like gave it to me. That great. Yeah,
eventually I bought it from him, but he gave he
lent it to me for the first six months. And
I remember every time I would turn the car on,
I'd be like, oh, shoot, that's gonna be two hundred dollars.

(16:28):
It was an old But there was one scene when
I did this like Ricky to you about it. That
was because I used to always drive that car, and
that's what it sounded like when I was dritting a bump,
Like I was told how my car was rocking when
I took this girl out last night, and this was
the car he lent to me. And that's where that

(16:50):
joke came from. When I first got to LA and
got my car, I remember being so broke that I
was like, I'm gonna take it out of gear when
I'm when I'm going down it was it was stick,
I'm gonna take get out of gear when I'm going
down the hill. I don't even know if that legit
lowers your gas consumption or not, but I did it.
I would like just be like, we're drifting down this hill.

(17:10):
We are not in gear for this hill, because let's
just take all the gas we can get. Dude. I
remember when I moved out to Los Angeles and I
freaking they gave me five The Clueless, the television show,
gave me five thousand dollars to relocate. I found an
apartment in Hollywood. I had to pay first and last
month's rent. I had literally no dough After I got

(17:34):
my first apartment. I was lucky enough to have a
roommate who moved in with me to and he bought
a television, and so we had a tiny ass television
for the first couple, you know, for the first month
until I got my first paycheck, and my mom used
to send me money so I could eat. That's how
broke I was. When I can you a motorcycle when

(17:54):
you first ride here? No, I got a motorcycle. So
after Clueless took off, I had a bunch of friends
moved into the house with me. Right, so, like cats
from New York moved out to Los Angeles and we
it was like five guys one house. We partied like
fucking rock stars. We threw some of the dopest parties
in black Hollywood, you know what I mean. We were
doing it big, like I'm you think I'm joking, but

(18:16):
like people like Taragip would be, you know, before she
was famous. All of these people before they were famous
would hang out at me and my roommate's house because
and I would the one paying for the house because
I was on Clueless. Anyway, my buddy had a motorcycle
and he always looked dope when he would come like
to set to hang out with me or you know,

(18:38):
this is back when I had an entourage. So he
would look, he pull up on the paramount lot and
a motorcycle would a drive on past, and I'd be like,
that's the type of energy I need to be on,
you know. And so I bought a motorcycle and I
was riding. I wrote it around for a little bit
and one night and I was doing stupid shit like
I didn't have a license. I took the test, and

(18:59):
I out to the point where I knew how to
ride the bike. I could put it in any gear
and everything like that, but I didn't have I didn't
I was stupid and didn't want to go get the
license right. And so I'm out and about and I'm
on I lived in Los Felis at the time, and
I'm on Los Felis Boulevard and I'm doing stupid shit
like going in between cars and going in between cars

(19:21):
and the sidewalk like dumb shit, like the dumbest shit
you could imagine. And I'm going and I go through
an intersection and a car makes it so I can't
go in between the sidewalk and the street, and I
go up on the curb and the bike falls. But
Los Felas Boulevard has a bunch of grass and so
I skid out on the grass, right, and so I'm like,

(19:44):
I get up off the bike and I stand up.
Everybody's like are you okay? And I'm like, a fine.
I put you know, get back on the bike, and I,
you know, ride it home. And I never rode it
again after that. I never rode a motorcycle. I never
knew that story because I knew whenever you see me
on my bike, you kind of shake your head and uh,
and I knew that you had some sort of my accident.

(20:06):
Yeah it wasn't. It was a minor accident, but it
was still one of those things where it was like
and I didn't have like I wasn't bruised or anything.
Luckily my bike was fine and everything like that, but
it was so close, like that's how close you get
to death, So close to death and you're still alive
without a scratch, and you get so close like that,
it's like I don't want to do it anymore. It's
just like when we were in Saint Barts and they
were telling us don't go around the boats real fast

(20:28):
on the jet skis, and what did I do. I
went around the boat real fast on the jet ski
and almost crashed into somebody, like on a little speedboat,
and I fell into the wash. And you know how
you could feel the propeller, Well you can't. You don't
know because it doesn't happen to most people. But I
could feel the propeller moving by my head as I'm
going underwater on the jet ski and popping out, So

(20:49):
you know, yeah, man, that's that's as close as I got.
I've gotten really close to death a couple of times,
and I don't and once I learned my lesson, Once
I get that happens, I don't want to fuck with
it anymore. So with that motorcycle, I was a rap.
A lot's good. And also you have lots of kids,
so I can understand. Also it's like I didn't have
a lot of kids at the time. I didn't have
a lot of you know what I'm saying now, Remember

(21:09):
when I gave you the scooter, Sausha Gray, you didn't
want to ride it. And I think that maybe because
you were in your head about having so many kids
and trying to be a responsible father. No, man, it's
just that I put that bike. Once I did that
that I'm scared for my life. Man, Like you know,
I did stupid shit on that bike, man like things
where I was like, I should have never. When I
got my motorcycle, my first motorcycle, I was really excited

(21:30):
and I just happened to a meet coincidentally that week
after I bought it and got my license and feeling
so cool, a heart surgeon. And I'm making small talk
with him because you know, we were talking about scrubs
obviously and other stuff, and I go, I gotta to
ask you, just in Layman's terms, how does how does
a hard transplant work? I just can't get my head

(21:50):
around the heart is still beating, Like, just can you say,
like in Layman's terms, like how you do that? He goes, well, yeah,
after the motorcycle accident, we we harvest the heart. I'm like, wait, wait,
so down what do you mean? He goes, oh, yeah,
we call them donor bikes because they're usually men and
they're young, and it's a great heart. That's where we
get most of the hearts. And I'm like, oh, I

(22:12):
was like donor bikes, hoy fuck. So yeah, but you
still ride? I do, but I'm very conservative. I don't
go on the freeways, I don't ride at night. I
don't ride even if I've had a sip of alcohol.
I mean, you know, it's all about risk management. Of course,
it's still dangerous, but I'm very, very conservative with it.

(22:33):
But you also fly planes, though, do you fly single
engine planes? Are double engine planes. I'm not the current now,
so I haven't flown in wild. But when I was
into it and owned a plane, I was flying by
myself four Ceedars, single engine planes. Siious. Yeah, all right,
that's equally as dangerous. Yeah, it's so dangerous. I had

(22:54):
a few moments up there alone like, oh shit, this
might be the moment, did you really well? Yeah, I
had a few times where the turbulence was really throwing
me around and I didn't think that I was going
to crash or anything, but it was really scary. And
air traffic controller had said to me, like, you know,
so I started ascend and I he had said to me, hey,

(23:14):
let me know when you're gonna descend, and I just
did it without talking to him because it was a
little hairy, and he kind of barked at me like, hey, hey,
I thought, I you know, I told you to tell
me when you're gonna start descending, And I'm like, yeah,
I'm getting rattled around up here a little bit. I'm
doing my best. And then he was I've happened to
find a guy who was who was nice and understood,
because sometimes they don't even give a fuck. They're just like,

(23:35):
you know, obviously it's a hard job. They're trying to
keep everybody safe. But yeah, I had a handful of
times where I was I was felt a little oh
shitty about no man, like, oh shit, Well, if you
have a two engine plane, if one of the engine
goes out, you still have the other engine. Yeah, I
think it's very hard to but it's very hard to fly. Uh.
You know, some some aviation enthusiasts will say the second

(23:57):
engine only flies you to the crash site because it's
because it because you can imagine with what that's gonna
do too, as you have to compensate for one engine.
It's very tricky to fly on what I mean, Yeah,
ideally that that that can that can save your life.
But you have to be a darn good pilot to

(24:17):
fly with one engine on one wing with the other one.
How But let me talk about Rob mash you. Yeah,
let's talk about Rob Mashing the show. Donald, Do you
want Rob I don't even if you listen to this program, Donald,
I listened to it while I work out, all right
on the beach. Yeah, to put my glasses on for
a minute, just to see what you guys look like. Yeah,
this is what I look like. It looks good. You
guys both look good. That's Daniel and Joel. I can't

(24:41):
see you. I want to see all right, Donald, will
you do the famous America's favorite forty seven? A second
summary of our episode and you're ready, Yes, if you
want to loosen up your lips. Mommy made me match
my m and na the tongue the tongue. Here we

(25:05):
go and on your marks, get sets go. Doctor Cox
is up for promotion. He wants his work to speak
for itself, but isn't sure he'll get the over the
hump without the help of Jordan. Carla jumps at the
opportunity to work with Turk and the O R, thinking
that two of them together will make a dynamic duo.
Turk's not so sure about that. Elliott and Shawn's relationship

(25:26):
is threatened by Sean's new job, and j D is
in desperate need of Doctor Cox's signature. Money makes you
do Things, Things you're not proud of things that hurt people,
things that frustrate you so bad that it causes relationship issues.
But it's also it also motivates. The hustle is powered
by money. Some field. Money solves all problems, and it's

(25:48):
true you can do a lot with money, but you
can't buy happiness. Yes, forty six seconds, very nicely, well
said snaps. By the way, Joell, I've been snapping because
of you. I k oh, yeah, it's nice. It's a
jazzy fielding. I like it clapping. I snapped like Joel, Like,
this episode was weird because it took me like, it

(26:10):
took me a while. I had to sit and think
about it. What is this episode about? What is everybody's
motivation in this episode? And everybody's motivation in this episode
is a better way of life with money? You know
what I mean? Cock, Turk, Carla, Well, you're not looking
for more money while you're looking to grow as a
better surgeon. Well right, well that's the that's the outcome

(26:31):
of of of of you know, realizing how powerful Carla
and Turk are together. That's Turk's outcome. But in all honesty,
they're the whole motivation for everybody in this is to
make extra money. Turkin Turkin Carla for the wedding, Uh,
Jordan and Cox for the baby and all of that stuff. Uh.

(26:55):
Sean's bouncing to go make more money at this new
job he has, and you want to get this. I
don't I forget what it is. Is it a is
it a fellowship? What is it that you need? I
don't know what it is. It's I don't know. But
for me, it's also about This episode's about pride, and
it's also about jealousy. There's a lot of discussion of jealousy,

(27:16):
particularly amongst you know, the love triangle of Sean and
myself and Elliott. That ship was hilarious, by the way,
what the ship with you and with Elliott Sean and
freaking and j D which he's like, it's not like
we we we uh, he knows me really well. Or
we have inside jokes. And then they're making out and

(27:37):
you call and leave a message and you're like, hey,
it's your great uncle, say it's your aunt Sally, whatever
it is, and then it goes to dance Sally, You're
just kidding, just kidding us, wrong bronk or whatever it was. Hilarious, dude.

(27:58):
I mean it's hard, you know, poor There's a lot
of moments I think where particularly in that love triangle,
where there's where there's jealousy. You know, JD's sitting there
being a fifth wheel, as as the woman he realizes
he really likes his making out with her boyfriend. You're
happy with carl It. JD's like the fifth wheel, you know.

(28:19):
I felt I felt bad for him. I I looked
at it like it is gonna sound weird. I was like,
holy shit, this is like real life. This is like
when we used to go out and Zach would be
single and I'd be with Casey and Sarah would be
with her guy at the time, and we'd go out

(28:39):
and you'd be the single one. Yeah, but the single
fifth wheel just staring at Sarah being like kill like
fucking guy. And I'm just kidding. Guys, I gotta tell you,
I saw it totally different than that, both of you.
I think this was such a strong episode. Oh nobody
saying that. It wasn't a saying it's not a strong episode.
I thought the relationships and it was the beginning, will

(29:00):
you guys get together or won't you? I thought it
was really well done. I thought like all three relationships
commented on each other. I thought it was really structurally
in terms of the writing, it was. I thought all
the main characters like you really all shine. There was
also a funny runner with a riddle and the janitor. Yeah,
the episode has This is one of those ones that

(29:20):
has a few really memorable things that fans love. First
and foremost that riddle. People always love. Two coins out
up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel.
What are they? The hair met people love the hair met.
I'm going to scrub my hands and do scrub my hands,
dance scrub my hands and do the scrub my hands.

(29:41):
That's huge. Another major thing is you doing your Aaron
Neville impression, which we've learned is not as good as mine,
but you know it's it's good, a like even when
you listen to it on the show, it's like you
you know, when I'm doing it, it's all right, Yeah,
it's all right, but it ain't exact brass no. I mean,
you know, I know in this show it's confusing because

(30:03):
sometimes people are like, is he doing DJ college or
is he doing here in Neville? But it's a. It's
a really glorious impression. There was some other things, Oh,
like a baguette, like a baguette, baguett. Yeah, all right,
we'll go through We'll go through it. We'll go through it.
Let's go all right. Yeah, and Rob, you know how
it goes. Just chime in every anytime you want to
say it. Took my notes. I got my notes for

(30:24):
everybody because I usually watch thinking about me, but I
really wrote notes for everybody else. Good good, I'm so
happy too. I love that, I love that. I love
how you said I watch for me, meaning that you you,
even when you're not going to be a guest on
the podcast, you watch the episode and take notes about
your own stuff so you'll so you'll be able to listen. Well,
there's an iconic there's a sterile high five in this

(30:45):
episode that people still ask me. It's so relevant today.
It's the only CDC approved high five A love Well.
This episode was notably directed by John Inwood, who was
our cinematographer for the whole run of Scrubs. No, not
the whole run up until season well up until the

(31:06):
very end. Made me yeah, ey, So this sort of
starts to happen in season three, some people like so
our editor had directed, but this was the our dp's
first episode. I also always remember this joke that Johnny
c says at one twenty five, if they took porn
off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and
it would be about and it would say bring back porn. Yeah,

(31:30):
this is really interesting. This is before all of these
social networks were around also, so like this is like
the early beginnings of social networking and stuff like that.
So I remember Perez Hilton and all of you know,
and now he was the biggest entertainment website there was
at the time when we were making when we were

(31:50):
doing scrubs and stuff like that. Now there's so many
of them. Now, there's like, you know, a bunch of
them that I wonder what there was was there? My Space? Yea,
my Space was around, but it was crashing all the
time at this point, you know what I mean. And
and emailing was kind of you know, we were emailing,
but it wasn't as you know, people had AOL at

(32:12):
this time and Yahoo and stuff like that, Zanga and
live jail like this is this is this is a
time where you know a lot of the things that
we're dealing with a lot of the uh hardware that
we have right now didn't exist. We didn't have iPhones
at this point. We you know, we had cell phones

(32:32):
just starting to be really used, like like Clueless, the
movie you know what I mean. Clueless was so far
ahead of its time that it's like five six years,
seven years later that people really start, you know, uh
using handsets. M h. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my MySpace page.
I was super into it. Did you guys do it?

(32:52):
I didn't do my Space? Yeah I did back in
the day for sure. Yeah, MySpace was fun. You could
pick your song and did come on your page and
they're your song playing. Oh man, I didn't do my Space.
I didn't do Black Planet. I didn't do any of
those things. But all those things are like like in
the infancy of social media. Now most people, if you're
savvy enough, you only use social media to make money,

(33:14):
whereas back then it was just like I'm gonna go on
on MySpace and put a song on. It just seems
so much more innocent than it is now. Well yeah, now,
and I think people were in his mean I mean,
now it's just like such the wild West of mean
mean people. So we're gonna take a great quick break.
I agree with you. I was gonna say before we
let's take a quick break, and when we come back,
we will get into the most interesting topic related to

(33:37):
Rob Mashio, and that is his banana hammock and and
how he maintained his physique. We'll be right back and
we're back with Rob Mashio. So Rob, tell us about
the banana hammock. You must have had to work out

(33:59):
a lot, because you were in great shape. I do
remember you told me once that you ate a pineaband
and Ben and Jerry's every day. Is that? Was that
the case? I think during those years I was constantly
starved or deprived of sugar, So maybe I might have
eaten a lot of ice cream. How old? In all honesty,
because you always look young. You're very You're Italian, so

(34:20):
you got that olive complexion and your skin is smooth
and everything like that. I don't know if you I
don't know if you're botoxing or anything like that, but
you're looking good still, Thank you, thank you. How old
were you when we were making scrubs? Fifty seven years old? Well?
I was, you know? Milf status thirty four turning thirty
five on the pilot. So now I'm fifty four today,

(34:41):
so I'm guilt status. I'm a guilt status. You look great, gilt,
gilt five gilt, so you guilt five gil five? You know, no,
but that's like grandmother. I'd like to fuck. Yeah, Rob's
I'm fifty four now, guys, it's okay. Father you're the

(35:04):
age that. Are you single? Right? I'm single? So can
anywhere from fifty? Do you have a Do you have
an account on one of the websites that people who
want to date you could find you? Are you on
Tinder or something? No, I'm trite. I don't a plan
for that stuff. I don't really have time because you know,
we're trying to get something going with Joel where we're

(35:24):
trying to find her man. But I'm thinking about you.
I feel like if you were on one of the
big websites, we could just send really a lot of
traffic to your way. But you're saying you're abstinate, you're uninterested. Well,
I mean it's first of all, it's quarantine, and there
hasn't been a lot of bone fishing in the year
twenty twenty. Let's say, for anybody I'm very fifty. If

(35:46):
you're very tricky, they're very tricky out there, and you
gotta be careful. You can't just you know, you gotta
know what water, have to know, you have to know
what watering holes to bone fishing. Yeah, you've got to
be careful. Rob. Well, at least there's internet porn and
you can just hand. You can just take things into
your own hands and make oh my god. But well,

(36:10):
it takes two hands. But we know, we know it
takes two hands with you because we know he said
it takes a village. He said, it takes a village.
And you first were put into the fire, fire covered,
blaze covered banana hammock. What were your thoughts? Were you
insecure about showing your body on TV? I mean, obviously

(36:31):
you're in good shape, but it might have been intimidating
coming on to set with just a little banana hammock. Well,
there is a quick story because the first time we
ever did that, and I really brainstorm with Carrie Bennett,
the costume designer, about what we were going to wear.
Because I come out of the shower with the rat
I try to rat tail you. Yeah, right, if I
don't have anything on they're not. That scene's not going

(36:53):
to make it into the episode. So we really like
had meetings like what, and she went to West Hollywood
and bought like twenty different sort of bikinis and I
tried them all on for her, and then at some
point we settled on the flame because it matched my
yeah yeah, yeah, and so on the day so I literally, guys,
this is a true story, went to the weight room downstairs,

(37:15):
took up like a grip, put it on, and then
looked at it in the banana hammock and I thought, oh,
that's too big. No one's gonna believe it. And then
I took it off, cut it in half, put it
back on. I was like, no, still too big. And
then we're about to shoot the scene. And I stuck
my head out the wind out my dressing room door,
and I saw Randall walking by, and I said, Randel,

(37:35):
come here, come in here. And I brought Randel Winston
into my dressing room and I said, take a look
at this one. And he said what He said what? What?
What are you talking about? And I said, oh, I'm sorry,
he doesn't understand, like I'm all like made up oil
pumped up to do this banana hammock and I'm wearing
this grip on my penis, and I pulled my banana

(37:56):
hammock down and showed him. I said, do you think
I need this? Or is this enough without it? So
wait a second, you're talking about the phone thing that
goes on the way bar you wanted to put on
your wanted to put on your neck when you're doing squats. No, no, no,
he so you you you took it off, you cut

(38:18):
it and then you put it like a like like
a hot dog bun around your penis. Yes, yes, yeah,
I really love on that. How long? How long did
you do this for the whole run? Wait? Wait? Wait
wait wait what did random wait? Wait? What did Randall say?
What did Randall say? Because he's a he's a gay man,

(38:39):
and you're oiled up and you take out your penis
and it's got a little a cozy, a couzi, a
couzy on it. But Randle Randall solved it for me. Definitively,
Randall solved the whole thing. He looked at me and
he said, no, Rob, I think you're enough just the
way you are, or at least I like to think
he said that. So in the end. I didn't bear

(39:02):
anything the tire run of the show, but for that
first time, it was the cut of the brief that
makes the man. It wasn't necessarily the past, right, But
did you feel that? Did you feel the did you
feel the onus before cameras rolled to give a little
jiggle to get some blood going down there? No, I
think at that point I just wanted to have a
real funny moment with you because you had a serious

(39:23):
scene going with Elliott. And by the way, she's in
a bra and she looks tremendous and like, there's no
chances are no one's even gonna notice me unless I
did something big because she did. So you did. But
Donald and I talked in an earlier episode about how
I was meant to be lying in my boxers on
a bed and I didn't want it. I didn't want
it to be like, oh ridiculous, like like you know,

(39:44):
I'm jammed a sock in there. But I also didn't
want to look like a ken doll. So I remember
being like, I should give this all, this whole a
little package, a little shake, shake, shake, just so it's
you know, there's a little blood, there's something's a little
freshness going on down there's a little blood that's like, hey,
am I needed? And you know and then you and
then you roll real quick? Well did you do that? Rob?

(40:04):
That's what he's trying to ask. Did you master base
before you put on your ban not master bade Donald?
Just get shit moving a little? Did you touch yourself
a self fluff? Did you fluff before the banana? Sorry? Sorry, Joel,
this is the last question it was. It was really
I all have to I owe it all to carry Bennett.

(40:26):
She picked out the perfect cut of a banana hammock
and it wasn't necessary because it pushed everything. You are
a gentleman. You are a gentleman, Rob talking about your junk,
because if it were me, I'd be like, yo, that
was all meat dog, it was all me. I would
do you know what? And you know what, I didn't
even have to touch your son. That's how I come.

(40:48):
I woke up like this, son, I woke up like this. Yeah. Well,
if it was you, we all know that there wouldn't
be any need for any shake shake shake all right now? Rob,
you're aware, of course that when we moved to ABC,
they were unable to continue shooting you below the waist
when you were in banana hammock after that? Did you

(41:09):
know that, Rob? Yeah, I knew that because it was
disappointing because on that Bahama's episode it was so funny
and then that was one of the best. Yeah, that's
a lot of people don't know that. The Bahama's episode
was Rob. When they cut to Rob walking on the beach,
He's walking in his banana hammock and it was one
of and and and banana hammock goes up your butt

(41:30):
and everything like like it's like everything. It was so
funny and it was so funny. But ABC, Yeah, when
we moved to ABC, because they're owned by Disney I
guess or whatever, they had different standards and practices obviously
the NBC, and they were like, no, you're not putting
that on television. No, it Rob's Rob's banana hammock was
so I'm gonna use the excuse, I'm gonna get it

(41:53):
was so big that they were like, I think also
it was clearly a penis. It wasn't like that's a bump.
I think you could see like outline of shafts and balls. Yes,
maybe said did some weird things like they just made
you say words like boobies instead of boobs, like it
seems somewhat arbitrary. They're there standards and practices, just like

(42:15):
a full cut cut of somebody wearing about ana hammock.
It's just a funnier than like a crop. So like
I was all about, like, what's the funniest visual thing
on everything? I did? You know? I was disappointing that
they cut that, But who cares? Tell us about the tattoo?
Rob did it? How is that applied? I'm just just
a little bit of Rob trivia. Was it a stencil

(42:36):
kind of thing? You know? People to this day they
tweet me and they asked me if it's real or
if it was fake, and so I always answer to
them that it's whatever you want it to be. And
then they're like, I knew that they love it. But
I've made I've had some made thousands of these, and

(42:58):
I used to give these out of comic cons, these
dock tattoos because this is exactly the way the stamp was.
And then they would call it fill us where somebody
would color it in. How did you get it damped?
It was stamped and colored it. I had somebody make
this these for me because kids love these, and now
I'll give them to them and they'll wear them at
probably for sale. No, I just gave them out. You
could have it for merch if you want. I'd like

(43:20):
to have it, but yeah we should, we should, Holy shit,
doc merch? How many? How many of you got right now?
How many I probably have? I gave out that I
just give them. I used to. I used to send
picture to somebody and then give them a free doc tattoo.
So how many you got? We're in the probably have
a box somewhere in my store, all right business. We're

(43:41):
gonna buy them off, Rob. And now that we're in
the merch business, amongst all the other merch you can get,
you'll be able to get an actual Rob fake doc tattoo.
I think a lot of people are you for Halloween?
Usually Rob. I always see lots of high five times.
They sometimes go as you, they sometimes go as But
I see more you Robbed than I see of anyone

(44:04):
from the show. A lot of high five tons, I see,
I see you. People have buddies like to go as
the two of you, right right. But there's always someone
that comes up that's like, all right, fine, if you
guys are turking JD, then I'm sucking the todd This
is that something. It's a fun character to go to
have Halloween because it's not just a costume, it's a character.

(44:28):
Rob before COVID and everything. You would do sort of
comic con type events, right and signed stuff and high
five people. I always there are certain places in the
world I always wanted to go to, and I sought
out a couple of comic cons and in the end
of the day, I went to Australia three times, Germany
six times, the Yanna. So I did comic cons in

(44:50):
places I wanted to travel to, and it was fascinating
to really realize the reach of the show and to
see people from different countries and brace the show. It's
really interesting. That is awesome. Would you stay extra while
you were there, like, would you stay days after the
comic cons and experience the experience the places, or would
you just go do the comic cons and whatever amount

(45:10):
of time you had there you would tourist. Well. I
went to Australian and I like the people who ran
the OZ comic cons so much that I went back
the next year and I brought Sam Lloyd with me,
and we went to Perth and Adelaide together and we
stayed for fourteen days. And then the next year we
went to Brisbane and Sydney together, and so I took
two trips with Sam Lloyd and the two of us
had the time of our lives together. We would go

(45:31):
on stage and do like one hour shows and like
it was a really special time to share that with
somebody who I love so much, and it was like
an experience I'll never forget. So I'm very thankful for
those trips. Do you think you'll do more or when
the world reopens, when you do it more of it?
Or now are you over it? I think I think
quite honestly, I've hit every country I've really wanted to
go to. Unfortunately they don't really do them in Italy,

(45:52):
which is one place I'd like to go. And I
think that period of my life is over. You know,
I kind of did it for like over three or
four years, and I'm like to other stuff now. So no,
I think that's when you're in real estate. Now, you're
you appear to be, just from following you on social
media killing it in the West side of La real
estate market. Well, you're very kind. It's very competitive. But

(46:14):
I live in Santa Monica and I love it here,
and I've lived in this area of Ocean Park for
like twenty years, and I just sell homes. I sell,
I love where I live, and I sell what I know,
and like I just I'm very good at it. And
the work ethic and all the quality you need to
have to be a successful actor are qualities you need
to have to be a successful broker. Tenacity, never taking

(46:34):
no for an answer, never giving up out working people,
and really knowing what you're doing. So I'm having a
great time with it. And you know, it's always like
I really connect with people one on one, and I
really you know, you're really it's a huge decision when
you buy or sell a home, and I want to
really live up to those expectations for those people. Do
you have people that do you have people that are
looking at a house and all of a sudden do
a double take and like, holy shit, it's high five time. Yes,

(47:01):
many years ago, I think you made a joke to me.
I don't know why I remember this. It's like Rob,
you probably say when you meet a girl, you know,
I'm the Todd from Scripts that's probably your opening line
at the time, I said no, but it's certainly my
closing line. So my thing by saying with real estate
is it's never my opening line, but it's always my
closing line. So like, if I get to know somebody
and I'm doing well with them, and then at the end,

(47:21):
we'll buy the way I happened to be on the show,
They'll like, that's it, I love, I'll buy this house.
I can't afford it. I can't afford this house. Afford
as you're you're high five, Todd, let's go all in cash. Okay.
You know what I wanted to say to you, and
I should remember remember I should mention that I was
a realtor in the early days of the podcast and somebody,
do we get you any clients? Yes? You did, you

(47:44):
got not only you. Where's our question? Bro? He he's
selling his house in Escondido and he wanted me to
do it. But it's since I happen to have a
family friends down there, and I referred it to my
friend because he's a very good realtor, and he sold
the house us for him. Thanks to you guys, I
got a little referral fee. But yes, somebody who walked
listen to the podcast put him in contact with a

(48:06):
really good real turn in San Diego. And so do
you only do do you only do just do Santa Monica?
Or do you Venice and around there too? Do you
know my last ten sales have all been like west
of Lincoln, So like Santa Monica, Venice, Maria del Rey,
anything west of Lincoln. I guess west of the four
or five. But I really you guys say, oh you
have olive skin. I live at the beach, like I'm

(48:26):
looking at the ocean right now, and I just like it.
I like the lifestyle here. Yeah, yeah, I live in
the dream. Well, if you're in the market for a house,
I'm sure you can search for rob and uh and
uh come live in La at the beach and you
can do you serve from everything, all stuff of the beach,
serve from whatever. We should probably talk about the show

(48:48):
is smidgen more. How about Johnny wanting that hot ass
nanny to be the nanny. I think hot nanni's are
a bad idea. Anyone, let's all weigh in on that.
Have you ever had a really hot nanny? You know what?
I don't want to say no, because I don't want
to insult anybody. The nanny's that I've had have been
very beautiful people and very beautiful. Ok. No, I've not

(49:11):
had someone who is I've never understood these people. I've
been to people's houses and they're like, oh, this is
the nanny and she walks in and she could be
a supermodel. I'm like, this just feels like a stupid
idea for everybody involved. Well, doctor Cox says, oh that
our nanny just left, and Krista, who was so funny, says, yeah,
she's got great credentials, great per credentials. Great, it was

(49:31):
so funny. Christa was very funny in this episode. Oh gosh, yeah,
Oh Gosha dating a girl or boy who is consistently Okay,
So let me ask you a question. Have you ever
dated someone and every time you hung out with them,
or almost every time you hung out with them, their
ex was around hanging out too. Yes, I've been in

(49:52):
that situation. It's horrible. You have been in that situation.
Let me tell you something that happened to me. I
took on a college girlfriend. We had no money, so
we went on a very low budge backpacking trip around
Europe like on your rail, taking the trains, hot staying
in hostiles, backpacks as low budge as we can do it,
and every city we ended up in, her ex boyfriend

(50:14):
showed up in that city. He was like, he was like,
I'm doing a trip too. I can't believe we keep
ending up in the same cities, and without fail, every
city we ended up in, he'd be there and it
was really really sad for me. That is a that
is a you should be writing that movie as well, Susy.

(50:38):
Do you guys think do you guys think that she
was I was. I don't think. I'm just thinking of
it so many years later, I was literally fucking twenty
years old. Do you think that she was telling him
where we were going or do you think that he
was being stalkery and just I think he had found
that itinerary and was like, let me jump on this
trip we think happened. He he was doing what JD

(51:01):
does in this episode at the end when he runs
with the Flowers, thinking like I don't care hell or
high water, I am going to get this girl back,
and I'm going to be in every romantic city they
go to, And we were in like all like Venice
and Florence. And did he ever stay at the same
hostile as you guys? No, but the motherfucker would actually
do like zach Oh, I guess so and so whose name.

(51:26):
I'm not gonna say. What are you guys doing here?
And it was like, bro, we just fucking saw you
in Venice. What's going on? Stop? They have to get
back together? No? No, but I mean the guy was
all the guy was all in married for you him. Well,
I wouldn't be surprised if they were, because he's very persistent.
Oh this is I'm making even worse for you. Oh

(51:47):
my god, you want to hear how bad it guy?
I never I haven't told the story ever. So we're
in Rome and she wants to get up very early
crack at dawn on Christmas Day and go to a
church service in Rome for Christmas. And she says, hey,
I know this might be a little bit odd, but
my ex of course he's here in Rome. He wants

(52:10):
to come with me, but it's you know, it's church,
and you don't want to go to church? Do you
mind if I go with him? It's like a seven
am service. I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, I guess it's
a little weird, but okay, sure, So they go to
their church. Thing. The thing about Rome is on Christmas Day,

(52:30):
everything shuts down. I mean, public transportation shuts down. There's
just it's no one is getting around in any way.
And so I literally they were across town together and
I was alone, and I spent the day walking around
Rome alone, knowing my girlfriend was with her ex on

(52:53):
the other side of Rome walking around on Christmas Day.
How long after that trip did you guys break up?
Not too long, I see, they see, because I was
just you know you no, wait, I mean you have
you guys been in the situation when you're like, You're like,

(53:13):
I don't want to be like overly jealous for no reason,
but but you're also like, but am I crazy? Like
should I know? But I'm like, you know what, you
guys know that dance where you're like, should I be jealous?
Or am I being an idiot for being jealous? And
you're kind of like vacillating between the two. Yeah, but
at that point, that's I mean, that's just too suspect.
I'm sorry. Dude shows up for the trip. Christmas Day

(53:37):
comes and she says, I want to take my ex
to the church. I know you don't like church. I'm
gonna take my ex. Yeah, that's fishy is fucked d Yeah,
the fish. And then because of no public transportation, we
couldn't we we couldn't read Billy because of public transport.
That's dog. That's dog for you, stupid motherfucker. Oh, I

(54:07):
don't want to be jealous. I hate being jealous. It's
the worst feeling. She told him. She told him obviously, obviously, Yes,
she told him what do y'all were doing, especially if
she went to church with him after that? Oh? Man,
it hurts, It hurts inside. All right, hold on, we're
gonna should we go to a break Joel before the
fan call. We're gonna go to break and then we're
gonna take a fan and I'm gonna let my dog

(54:29):
out because she has lots to say at the door.
We will be right back. Let's bring in the collar.
I hope he or she wants some innuendo jokes from
from Robin Inurindo inurindow ladies and gentlemen, freedo you are

(55:03):
on fake doctors, real friends with Joel Daniels, Zach Braff,
Donald fads On, and our guests, Rob Nascio, Devin Fada. Hi, Devin, welcome. Yes, Devin,
welcome to the program. How are you tell us where
you're calling from? Calling from the Upper West Side and Manhattan.

(55:26):
Donald grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he knows that
side of the island at least I did. I went
to we're on the Upper west Side. We don't have
to give your exact address, but we're on the Upper
west Side. Are you like in the seventies, I went
to I S forty four. Are you near there? Uh?
Maybe I'm not really schools. Are you not from New York?

(55:49):
Are you not from New York? I'm from New Mexico,
Santa Fe. How long have you lived in New York?
For six or seven years now? I think? And you
live in this seventies and you don't know and on
the Upper West Side and you don't know where the
junior high schools or anything like that. Yeah, but Donald,
I'm in Manhattan. I don't know where my local public
schools are or what they're called or what their numbers are.

(56:11):
I grew up there, Yeah, different, I passed them. I
passed them. I just don't know which one has which name.
I teach ballet at a school and the west each
Which school? Manhattan Country School? Nice? Oh yeah? Now, oh
my god, yeah, are you single, because Rob will move

(56:32):
to us. Well. I went to college on the Upper
West Side. I went to Columbia. I lived on the
Upper west Side for many years. And your Columbia is
not on the Upper west Side. Dog, Yeah, it is
one hundred and fourteenth Street. But that yeah, but it's
like that's Harlem, big homie Ham Street. I've been. I'll

(56:54):
bet I've been a lot of us. How you white
people do us? Man? You just keep pushing Harlem up
and see how you do. Oh my god, I've been
a lot of people are surprised to learn than high five.
Todd went to an Ivy League school. Well, you know,
I graduated nineteen eighty eight. I was classmates with Neil
gorstch he's on the Supreme Court. Oh my god. So

(57:17):
Neil Gorst Every today, every morning he wakes up, he
puts on a robe and he decides whether or not
he should women should have the right to choose. Every
morning I wake up, put on a robe and decide
whether or not I'm going to take an online couldn't
lead a yoga class name by a gentleman named Taboo.
I was funny. I feel like I feel like his

(57:39):
money in Columbia was better spent than yogi. All right,
all right, Devin, do you have a question for any
of us? You have the you have a special honor
of having Rob here today. It's an extra bonus. I know,
it's awesome. Well, I wanted to say when I initially

(58:01):
wrote in I had been talking about So I come
from a family of doctors. My dad's an oral surgeon,
all my uncles are doctors, and then my brother, my
brother Casey is a chiropractor, and my brother Ryan is
an physiologist in Tucson, Arizona. So he actually got me
into the show because when Scrubs started, he was doing
his residency. So it's kind of like a cool way

(58:23):
for us to relate. So it's it's my favorite show
of all time. But I am actually an actor in
musical theater, so different from you know, from all the
doctor's stuff. But yeah, So the first question I wanted
to ask you guys was if you could recast Scrubs
with the Muppets, who would each character? Donald Donald feels

(58:48):
he's answered this question before. I feel like Turk and
JD are Ernie and Burt. Yes, really, I feel like, uh,
am I am I Ernie or am my Bert. It
doesn't matter. Either one of them is fine. I think
you're more I think you're more burnt than Ernie though, Okay, yeah,
I feel like, uh, let me see the janitor the

(59:10):
grouch oscar to Grouch. Sorry, garbage and garbage and Grouch.
He got it good one, right. I think that doctor
Cox that's a tough one. But he would be somebody
like either Kermit the Frog or uh, you know, if
it depends on what muppets you're doing. Also, if we're
doing Sesame Street, this is the way to go. But
if you're going to be miss Piggy, right, if you're

(59:33):
doing the muppets like Kermit, Fozzy and them, then obviously
Foz Rob is Fozzy. No, Turk is Fozzy, Fozzy Bear,
Brown Bear and and uh no. But but but Rob
has all the waka waka waka jokes. Yeah, sure, see,
I feel like I feel like Rob is animal. Agree, Yeah,
I agree with that. That's true. Rob your animal, But

(59:55):
I think it would be Kermits j d Uh, Fozzy's Turk,
Miss Piggy is uh is Elliott is Elliott. I feel
like Oscar to Grouch would be the janitor, and or
Kelso and Sam Lloyd could be Elmo. Well, I think
I think, yeah, that's a great or scooter scooter from

(01:00:17):
or or Beaker Beaker or Beaker. Right, this is a
tough one, it would It's gonna take me a while
to really think about it. Yeah. By the way, Donald's
gonna get so high later and really think about this
and on the next on the next show, I will
have been baked so hard tonight that I will write

(01:00:38):
down who I think should be. I will answer you
a question on the next show. Devon. Alright, good one, Devon,
and that's you have another question for us? Yes, So,
as I mentioned, I do musical theater. Hey, guys, do
you think Devon? Do you think Devon is in musical theater? Guys? Yes,

(01:01:00):
I'm sorry enough. It's a tough time to be in
musical theater because it is you know, everyone's out of
work and and they just announced I think it was today,
that they're they're pushing anything to is it may minimum? Yeah,
which I'm going to keep going, I'm sure, but well,
it depends on what happens. It depends on what happens
this year and the beginning of next year. May. I'm

(01:01:23):
just saying May sounds a little earlier to me, but
I'm not going to tell dem. Dude, Shoot, I heard
later than that. But okay, all right, go ahead, go ahead.
You like musical theater, You're talking to the right crowd.
Go ahead. Yes. So my question was, Zach, if you
could start in another Broadway musical, what show and role

(01:01:43):
would you pick and also cast Donald in it. I
would like to do Joseph in the Amazing Technical or
Dream Code. Okay, because here's why. Ay, I can sing
the lead. All right, I'm the right age to play
the lead. It's a very funny show. I love the
music from it, and the last time they did it,
with all due respect to Donnie Osmond, it was like
a very campy version. I mean it was very like

(01:02:07):
I think the show. You know, there's this whole trend
now with taking musicals instead of classic ones like Oklahoma
for example, and kind of deconstructing them and doing more
raw interpretations of them. And Joseph the last big tour
of it, as I recall, was like Donnie Osbend and
like in like flaming capes and very campy, and I

(01:02:27):
just feel like it's it's you know, the story of
Joseph is a really insane Bible story. The music is
so fun and it's so silly. I would love to
do Joseph. So if you're a Broadway producer and you're
listening when the world reopens, I want to do Joseph.
I want Devin to be in it. I want Donald

(01:02:48):
Donald to play Wait, can I tell you're gonna play Pharaoh?
Because in Joseph, if you don't know, when Pharaoh turns around,
he's it's played by an Elvis impersonator. And I think
it would be hilarious if when Pharaoh turned around it
was you dressed as Elvis. I hear you. Okay, do

(01:03:12):
you like that answer? Devon? Yeah? I do. Okay, Here's
what I think. Here's what I think if they couldn't
make And I'm just gonna answer the question because I
really think this is a good idea. If they could
make any Broadway musical right now, I would like to
put into the hat the Broadway musical for Back to

(01:03:32):
the Future. First they're doing that, they are, Yeah, I
think it opens in London. I think I think that
that is a first of all the sets could be
amazing and you only have to do the clock tower
set for most of the show, you know what I mean? Like,
that's the that's the transition and all of that stuff.

(01:03:53):
I think back to the future with a fifties with
fifties musical numbers in nineteen eighty five musical numbers, and
then it all coming together at the end with him
playing Chuck Berry. I think would be such a good
fucking Uh Devin, Devin, do you can you really sing? Like? Well?
Are you more of a dancer? I'm a singer too, Yeah,

(01:04:13):
I am. Do you want to sing on the podcast
right now? Do you want to sing something like defining Gravity?
Do you want to sing the end of defining Gravity
for us? Well? I was thinking because you know, obviously
I haven't had a lot of work during this year.
I also teach Broadway workshops for Disney Theatrical and as
long as all the Broadway shows are closed, those are dark.

(01:04:33):
But what I've been doing on the side to try
and make some money is virtual princess parties. Have you
been doing a lot because you got the ELSA haircut
right now. I did one today. Yeah, so I'll zoom
with you know, kids for like thirty minutes and sing
to them and do story time and stuff. And yeah,
I was like if I did so, wait can tell

(01:04:54):
me tell wait, just give her a letter, letter, plug
or thing. Tell tell parents how they would find you
do an Elsa birthday party? Because Donald's has a daughter
that probably would love an Elsa birthday party. She would. Yes,
so I have a Facebook page. You would just go
to facebook dot com slash Devin's d E v o
n S Princess Parties and I have all my some

(01:05:18):
pictures and flyers and email contact on there. And yeah,
and I thought I could do some let it go
and Donald could sing it with me because I'd know
it's one of his favorites. Well, here's here's a question. Yes,
it's not really my favorite. I do like the song
a lot, it's not really my favorite. My favorite. It's
bees will buzz, kids will blow, then they lie in

(01:05:41):
fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
All right, but give us for you. But but Devin,
if you want to give us a little something, there's
no pressure. Sure, we aren't we you know, there's a
few people all over the world that actually listen to this,
and I think that you know, you know, Bernie Telsey,

(01:06:03):
for all you know, who's the biggest Broadway cash heater.
For all we know, he's a he's an avid fan,
and he's gonna go, Holy fuck, somebody, get Devin. Get
me Devon, Get me Devin. Get Devin on the line,
only not not too much, Devin. Just give us, like
I don't know, a few bars, a few bars, Devin, okay,

(01:06:24):
hella eight bars. H let it go, let it go,
can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go,
turn away, slam the door. I don't care what they're

(01:06:46):
going to say. Let the store rage on cold. Never
bothered me anyway, by the way, by the way, gray job,
and that could have gone either way. Devin, I was.
I'm sure everyone listening at home was like, oh please

(01:07:07):
please don't freestyle rap. Yeah, Devin, because we did have
someone freestyle wrap on here. It wasn't great. It wasn't great.
That was awesome. That was all amazing. So listen, if
you go to get Devin to be your elsa for
your kid's birthday party, you're also going to get that

(01:07:28):
level of let it go. It comes with that and
oh shit, there's more, and but wait there's more. If
you act now, I'll also sell you somekin suns. So
is my best friend right here. It's a little Chihuahua
for you at home. Go ahead. Also, she was really

(01:07:50):
hoping to get an Oprah intro Donald her names Kire
Luna Ladies. Not too loud for the people who have
a latching baby. Go ahead for those of you who
our latch, who are who have the baby latch right now?
Maybe turned down? Yeah, turned on your volume because Donald's
gonna get loud. Okay, Donald, give the well I forgot
that Chiuawa is now what is it? What is it? Kids?

(01:08:16):
Kira Luna ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Kira Luna. Okay,
thank you. You can now restore your volume and reset
the latch. Wow, thank you. So what I'm going to
say is that she sometimes makes an appearance in these
princess parties she has when I do Ariel, she has

(01:08:39):
a flounder costume, spin costume, Norella, She's got a gust costume.
So she robs Rob wants to know if you can
do these for fifty year old men as well for
children on zoom. I think it's great. I think you're

(01:09:04):
being very entrepreneurial and you're making the most of these times.
And as long as you're performing every day, whether it's
to one person or five people, it's a great thing
and it'll lead to more things for you. So I
just want to continue success. That's great, And you know what,
this is the way people are having to adjust. You know,
we we were talking about doing a virtual tour because
we can't tour, so there's we're talking about taking this

(01:09:27):
show and I don't know what the hell we're doing,
but we're going to do sort of a concert version
of this. Josh Reeden is playing all these concert versions
for people in their PAHs and stuff like that. This
is a great segue actually into our favorite segment of

(01:09:49):
The Fake Doctor, Real Friends, just our style. Everywhere around
the world everywhere they love this. They love this part
of the podcast, and that is Devin. It's time too, Rob.
We're going to offer advice here to whatever however Devin
needs to have her life fixed. Okay, go ahead, Devin,

(01:10:12):
how can we fix your life? All? Right? So I
was going to ask a dating question actually Rob is
the perfect. Are you a single person, Devon? Yes, I
am okay, good good, Oh my god. No, you'll be
shocked to hear that I do musical theater. But it

(01:10:32):
is very hard to meet guys in my field because
most of the guys I interact with are either gay
or taken or very self absorbed, So it can be
it can be difficult, and particularly during a pandemic, to
meet new people. I'm not even before the pandemic. I'm

(01:10:54):
not someone who's gonna like I don't want to meet
someone at a bar or you know so, and dating
apps are just the worst. So I was going to ask,
how do I meet my soulmate? Oh? Wow, Yeah, she's
ready to meet, she's ready to meet the ones. Yes,
she's mandy to meet the one that might be a
little bit above my pay grade. Dude, I could, I could.
I could tell you how to hook up, but I

(01:11:15):
can't tell you how to me. Why are you so?
Why are you so averse to the apps? I mean,
there's so many of them. It really enables you to
not be an allowed bar being like, what do you
do for a living? You know? I think they're you know,
I know a lot of people of all different walks
of life who found the right app for them and

(01:11:35):
have met their their their one perfect example Daniel Goodman,
Daniel my contractor, who has the cutest family you've ever seen,
and they're both adorable. I said, I told them they
should be the ad for for Match. They met on Match.
I know some of them, you know me on Tinder,
which is about, like, you know, hooking up. But I

(01:11:57):
mean there's some ones that are are good? Are you?
Why are you so against it? I try, I try
them so, I you know, do what I can. But
it's just it is hard on any of them a
to find guys that aren't just there to hook up.
And because men are gross, I'm glad I'm not one

(01:12:18):
of them. Yeah, man, other than Donalds are growths? Have
you tried Jade eight? Farmers Only? I mean, have you
branched out? I'll tell you don't overlook it. Well, you
gotta be at this conversation. You gotta be a farmer
to be on Farmers Only. Guys, you don't not if

(01:12:39):
you're a beautiful woman. If she's willing to lose, I
get it. So it's not going to be great for her.
Musical theater career, don't willing to move to like an
Idaho potato farm. If you're a gentleman like myself, being
on Farmers only is not a good idea. But if
you're a lovely person like Devin who's willing to move
to I know, farmers only is a good idea. That's

(01:13:02):
what you're saying. Yeah, I'm wondering if like my small
vegetable garden qualifies me to be on farmers How much
land do you have to be working my my dad
suggested I do Jay Day. I don't know. I don't Yeah, well,
I think you know you're in New York. There's a
lot of nice Jewish boys. I think, yeah, Upper West Side,

(01:13:26):
it's where they're all congregating. No plenty of time. I
don't know. Thank you, Dan, thank you. I don't know
what to tell you. Especially during COVID, I feel like
the apps were a godsend for a lot of people
because before that it was literally you had to go
to a bar, you had to go to a club,

(01:13:48):
or you had to like you know, go on awkward
first dates where you knew nothing about the person, like
there was zero physical attraction or zero banter. And I
feel like a lot of my friends who've met people
on the apps and done well. It's like you can
kind of at least narrow it down and and right Dan, Daniel,
you should be I don't know, Daniel. Daniel can speak

(01:14:10):
on this. Daniel, speak to it. He meant he met
his love, Daniel. Have we said love yet in your relationship? Oh? Absolutely? Okay, good,
so I love I love her dearly. Are you in
love with her? Daniel? Are you because there's a difference, Okay, okay,
we'll get it. That's my relationship. We don't have to
worry about that one right now. Way to not be selfish, Dan,

(01:14:33):
we're fixing devil. Which one did you use? Daniel? We
met on hinge And the only piece of advice I
will offer at all is be honest, be up front,
and just be straightforward with everybody. I think there's a
little bit of, you know, revealing myself here. I'm thirty
one years old, so at this point the person I

(01:14:55):
want to be the person is probably the person that
I want to be with. And I find that some
of the games of dating and some of the ways
we try to plus ourselves up in the ways that
we try to kind of like create this perfect image
in this hinge profile or whatever. It's false. I think
you just want to come out with the like, look,

(01:15:17):
I want to get drunk and sing show tunes of karaoke.
If you're down, let's go on a date. If not,
just swipe left. I think being honest about like that, like,
what's that pure joy for you? What's that pure joy
that you want to share with another person that like
is outside of the because I really did the whole him, Dan,
I do this and this and this and blah blah
blah blah blah. It's like, you know what, screw all that.

(01:15:40):
I'm not about this anymore. I like this. I like this.
If you're down, let's hang out and we'll talk about it, because,
like Joe Wells is gonna be, I want to get
high and play video games. Are you down? I'm not,
damn it. That's my profile anyway. That's that's that's all.
I think. That's get advice. That's great advice. That's great advice. Dan.

(01:16:00):
Here's the thing about all of that, though, there's something
really special about going out on dates with people that
you don't know. There's something good about that because if
the connection is real. You know it right then and there?
You know what I mean? I feel like in some ways, yeah,
it's true, you're getting through all of the bullshit and
stuff like that with the texting and the talking over

(01:16:21):
the internet and getting to know each other before you meet.
But there's there was something really cool about you meeting somebody,
Like I remember meeting girls on a train and being like,
can I get your number? And I'm saying oh yeah, sure,
saying no, and then now it's like, all right, now,
how what's my end to this young lady to go
out on a date? I don't know if I should
give you advice as the Todd or as Roberts as

(01:16:43):
Robert definitely don't want advice as the Todd. Please I'm somebody,
go ahead. I'm sorry. I miss meeting people in organic situations.
That to me, is the best part of dating. Is
that wondering if there's something there and getting to know
each other and then maybe a date comes out of that.
I hate the pressure that is put on of meeting

(01:17:04):
someone on an app and it's kind of like, all right,
so either we're into this or not. You know, I
agree with you where you are with that whole thing.
But what do you do though, Devin, That's the thing
is like in COVID, now like there's not you might
as well be having some banter with some guys. And
I'm sure you have friends that you've known from the
past that never got with or never dated. Yeah, is

(01:17:26):
there one that got away Devin that you're like, whatever
happened to Tony? I don't know. I don't agree about that.
But what about after COVID? I mean, hopefully at some point, well,
then you'll be back. Then you'll be back in a
show maybe. And and you know, if you're in if
you're in a show, it's so great because you're going

(01:17:47):
out for drinks and this one introduces you to that one. Oh,
this is my cousin, this is my friend. I know
what you're saying that in the show there's traditionally a
lot of people have already coupled up or they're gay.
But I found when I've done theater, there's so much
socializing that it's really conducive to dating. That is true.
That is true. I'll have one more piece of advice. Yes,

(01:18:07):
last last thing I'm gonna say about it. If the
person you're talking to isn't ready to start meeting up
within like ten messages. They're not taking it seriously. I
think if you're on the app, what I'm saying is,
if you're on the apps, your goal is to decide
on somebody that you're attracted, to figure out when you're
going on to date and then going Now. I know

(01:18:27):
obviously this is a little COVID aside, but like the
dance of talking for three weeks or whatever is just like,
let's do this in person. If they're not willing to
meet up after ten messages or something, skip, you're out
forget that. Yeah, we're here to meet, not here to
just talk. Okay. What does it mean when you like
text and text and text and they just don't write

(01:18:47):
back though, that means they're not interesting? Get out of there?
Those are Those are the games I was referring to earlier.
We're not playing these games anymore, right, And Devin, I mean,
I don't I think that you Yeah, I think it.
Also Again, we don't know how old you are, but
you but you can I mean to me, to me,
you look twenty four years old. I don't know what

(01:19:08):
you are, but yes, yes, absolutely, but I would say,
and I know this is not this is a sweeping generalization,
but if you tend to date slightly older men, they're
going to be probably less likely to just be down
to just try and bang as many women as possible. Hope.
So like people people like Rob's age, Rob, what did

(01:19:31):
you say you are like fifty four? Like the fifty
four year olds who live in the in the on
the west side of Lace. Those those type of people,
those type of people, those people. But Devin as Devin,
it's so obvious that like you came out a podcast,
you're sang a song. You're such an extroverted, outgoing person.
You have a great personality and you look great. I

(01:19:51):
have on my glasses like you were going to meet
somebody organically in the course of your life. You're a
catch down. Yeah, you're totally a catch time. That's what
I see. Let me put my glasses on. Probably Devin
probably doesn't want to wear someone who has to go
put on their glasses to look at the zoom and squints.

(01:20:17):
Do they needn't biagraph for the eyes? Oh my god, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert,
those those trifocals. This is just like my readers from
write aid. All right, we gotta end this, Devin, Devin
looks Devin. Welcome. Devin, you're welcome. We just fixed your life,
fixed your life, and you're welcome. Stand just go out

(01:20:40):
there and stand up for yourself. You know what else
stands there for itself? Oh my god, Devin, I'm sorry. Yeah, Davin,
I'm sorry you had to have the todd on. But
before you were on, he admitted to patting his banana hammock,
so so it balances out. No, he did not, He
did not admit to that. He said, Okay, let's be honest, now,

(01:21:05):
don't keep He wrapped it like a pig in a blanket,
and then he took the wrapping off. Okay, okay, Kevin,
you are a wonderful guest. Thank you, Thank you so much,
the best love the podcast. I it's helped me get
through quarantine, So thank you. And you have a beautiful voice.
And I have no doubt that you're gonna have excuge
music repeater career, go out. And you have a very
cute and you have a very cute dog. Yeah we

(01:21:31):
have a good one. Oh my gosh, thank goodness, she
could sing, dude, But thank goodness she could sing. That
would have been really kind of thought if Rob had
any game, there would have been a love connect. I'm
throwing different times. Okay, for those of you out there,
Rob and and Devin might have made a really good apple.
How old she was she looked she late twenty thirty two,

(01:21:55):
early thirties. Probably. I don't know, but Rob, if you're
willing to move your whole life to the up the
west side back to oh, you're teking to a guy.
I've been in an on again, off again relationships for
twelve years with Amanda. I'm no one too. She came
met her and you met her on Scrubs, didn't you
didn't meet her scrub? Yes? See when she when this

(01:22:16):
young lady came on the podcast just now, she was
very upfront that she was looking for a date. She
knows that I'm in a relationship. She knows Zach's in
the relationship. She knows Daniel's in a relationship. She knows Joel.
That's not Joel's, you know, unless she's willing to do things,
Joel's not into that. Imam bisexual. I don't know what

(01:22:38):
people do. But oh, I didn't know that. I didn't
know that, Oh Joel, Joel Joell Joe. You we've been
fucking chucking me need to be revealed, just like Joe.

(01:22:59):
Well this Amos likes You're just like Thunders of Flaws
Dan Thunders, Joel. I, we've only been trying to set
you up with women. I thought that I did not
know that you were fluid? Is that what you say? Fluid?
I did not know you were fluid? Okay, so this
changes the game, changes the game because it was Joell,

(01:23:20):
this is wrong. So Joell, this is wrong. This is wrong.
Oh oh, but that's gonna be great, though, Joell. When
we do finally get you on one of these dating apps,
you're gonna have a lot more options because I didn't
know that you were. Yes, it's gonna be crazy. It's

(01:23:43):
gonna be wild. Na make it work. No, now it's
gonna be crazy. Now it's gonna be wild. Now it's
gonna be Now, that's gonna be crazy. All right. We
didn't We didn't get to too much of the show.
I laughed. When I'm trying to by on the on
Elliott and Sean and I and I get attacked by bees,

(01:24:04):
I'm trying to be stealth and I'm like bees bees. Also,
I laughed, really hard at Rob's. Does she also make
you wax your vagina? Yes? And then a sterile high five?
What about? I laughed real heart at this one too.
Three days Sean No, Elliott four days, Sean No six

(01:24:27):
months Elliott five days. What about when Kelsa goes, well,
snip my pickle and call me Shlomo. And then and
then Bob Kelso goes, uh, it's ten inches. And then
and then Matt Winston goes, it's like a bag hit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:24:50):
he's seen. He goes because Bob he goes, Bob Kelso
ten inches and then he walks up and goes, it's
like a baghette. Yeah, I and he. I don't know
if that was his joke or one of the writer's
jokes or somebody, but that was improved in the moment,
and it was so fucking funny on that Scott Folly
in a fat suit. Scott Folly in a fat suit.

(01:25:11):
That was funny. Uh, I laughed. I what about Liberry
strawberry strawberry strawberry. I laughed at that too. Yeah. This
is one of Troy's big first well, actually this is
Troy's second, third, third, third episode, third episode okay, Uh, Car,
I think Colin Turk are really cute in this episode. Also,
I think they're there there. Uh. Their banter is very

(01:25:35):
cute and it reminds me of my wife when I
tried to explain to her why she's a pain, and
then she lets me know that I am a pain
and that you know all of the things that that
pain me. She could easily reverse the tables and say
the exact same thing. I liked it when the Troy
says to the janitor, shouldn't we just kill him? And

(01:25:57):
then janitors, no, that's what he wants. That's what Troy is,
like a fucking felon, like like if Troy Will wants
to murder somebody. Yeah, that bus station was the back
door to the hospital. Though that wasn't like they didn't
need to go to a but that was just like
they a greyhound bus now. But by the way, I

(01:26:18):
had forgotten the Shawn stayed and j D runs and
brings to the flowers and and uh, and then there're Sean.
They're trying to make it work long distance, so sad
for JD. Did you improvise that line where you're like,
I'm not sure the flowers are going to reach the water. Yeah,
that's fine, because he's gotten near this giant bouquet and

(01:26:39):
I have my little shitty bouquet. They're gonna just stick
him in there, and I'm like, I'm not sure they
can reach the water. But then it cuts to that
shot of Sarah and Scott at the end going at it.
Oh my god, were they kissing? Yeah, well Sarah probably
thought Scott fully's not gonna be on the show much longer.
I need to get mine. Oh my god, there's been

(01:27:00):
so many revelations in this show. Joel is open to
men and women. What about strangely attractive intern That's that's
a great line, because she's attracted, she's strangely attractive. Those
are two really good high fives. I miss you five
and Starling I miss you high fives. Yeah, because I'm
trying to get you guys to you turk to come

(01:27:21):
with hang out with the guys, just kind of blocking
you from coming out. Yeah, I'm so glad you said
all these notes, you guys, because all these jokes, you guys,
I have them all listening there, just like the right
down the one ahead, me too. That's what I did.
I could I could go a long time with that
sex Sean. I'm like a sex camel, very sincere. Oh

(01:27:46):
poor Elliott, I feel bad for But then Sean comes back,
that handsome bastard. All right, I think we did it, guys, Yeah,
we did. We We went a long time. Rob. You
always makes us smile, and I hope you'll come back
and do the show again. I'll let dude, I've really
I'm gonna be honest with you, Robert. Miss you, man.

(01:28:08):
I haven't seen you in a long time, and we've
spent a lot of time. We spent a lot of
time together outside of scrubs, playing basketball and stuff like that,
and and what I would like to think of as
the trenches trying to win championships and stuff, and when
you play basketball when it's true though, but when you
play basketball with people like we've played basketball, you've seen

(01:28:28):
them in really tough situations. And dude, I miss you, man.
I miss you tremendously, and you always you know, I
feel like you always come out on top. So it's
really good to see Rob. Thank you so much. I
feel the same way. I miss you. Guys both well,
check out Rob on cameo and h and hire him
to say funny shit to your friends and relatives and

(01:28:51):
or if you're in there, or if you're in the
cinematica area and you're looking for a flat person to call, Yeah,
Robert Maschio, Rob, how do they find you? Rob? What's
your estate website? It's I'm a broker now and but
I'm still just an associate broke. I have an office
on Main Streat with my picture in the window. Sometimes
people will walk by and they'll be like, Oh, that's
the top from Scrubs and I'll be like, is it

(01:29:12):
really and like, yeah, that's him, and they don't realize it.
All right, everybody, Thank you so much. Don't forget to
double check that you're registered or registered for the first
time by going to headcount dot org. Slash Zach and Donald. Also,

(01:29:32):
we got new colors up with the T shirts and
the sweatshirts. Yes, great new merchup. We got pink and
there's sweatshirts if you go to when you're on the thing,
which is cotton good, you go to cotton Bureau dot
com and then search for fake doctors. You'll see there
you can choose sweatshirt, tank top. There's all sorts of
stuff and and and Joel is restocking all the towels

(01:29:56):
and the washing the stickers on, ready to go all Joe. Well,
all of all of that training Joel got at the
Gap when she used to work at the Gap. It's
all paying off now. And as you know, we're only
on once a week for just a few weeks. But
next Tuesday we have the legendary Say Serrano everybody's favorite

(01:30:17):
guests next to Rob Matchio for my brother Where art thou?
I think that's the one where Tom kavanaughs in the
in the bathtub. If I'm not mistaken, We shall see
all right, guys, don would you like to count the
universe into our final song, Our final song of the

(01:30:37):
day of the day, the final song of this download
seven as about show we made about a bunch of
nurses around here, A yeah around you here of struts

(01:31:02):
for you watch your beside. Mm hmmm

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