306: My Advice to You with Tara Reid

On this week's episode, Turk struggles to get along with Carla's brother. While JD continues to fawn over Elliot, a new girl pops up in his life. In the real world, the guys are joined by Tara Reid! She tells juicy stories of her time in high school with Donald.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey girl, I really want to be with you
where you go downtown and a boy like me, Hey girl,
because that's type no name, I got that song. Oh
Nanna classic, that is classic Rihanna, Man, that's what's my name?

(00:28):
She's beautiful? Huh oh my god, Yes, big ree read
little re read It don't matter. I just love me
some Oh yeah, you like three red? We both remember
had a DM moment when re re that's the right
way to say it. She got thick, got th h
I CC when she went ahead and got thick with it.

(00:49):
Yeah yeah, And I was feeling it and Donald was like,
now you know what I've been saying. You know how
I feel about thick women. M that's a nice color
on you. What do you call that salmon? I like
to think of it as red, but just washed a
little bit too much. Joel, don't you call that salmon?
I do believe that it's a salmon, Zach, Yeah, Salmon's

(01:10):
a nice color with your skin tone. You know, it's
a really nice color with my skin tone. What's nuts?
Let's get into the show. Want I texted you if
you want to go to dinner tonight with me? That
would be fun. We just gotta I just gotta ask
my daughter if she's down to you. Don't ever ask
this daughter to do anything around the fucking house. She's

(01:31):
twenty one years old, yeah, and they and she lives
rent free, and she fucking leaves dishes in the sink,
and y'all never say anything like, hey, can you watch
the kids while we go to dinner? And I'm tired
of it. It's not that we still feel like she
has to be asked. No, she has to be told

(01:51):
that's her rent, that's her rent money. Damn. So much
has happened. So much has happened this week go on.
Since we spoke, Joe l went ahead and hooked up
the Oculus Yes and was playing it. And I got jealous, Yeah,
because I heard that there was a Star Wars game

(02:12):
on Oculus that I just had to play, right, So
I went out and got me an Oculus Quest two Yes.
And then I learned that the game that I wanted
to play on the Oculus Quest two doesn't come with
the Oculus Quest two. You need a PC. The Stars
Classic Donald story ever, I went Donald Donald finds a

(02:33):
hobby and then gets into it and then has to
buy every single thing you could ever need for the hobby.
You bought a flight chair, didn't you. I did buy
a flight chair. Stop. Is it in the house? Not yet,
it's not here. You should start doing the podcast from
the flight chair, please? That might that might be might

(02:55):
be with the from the flight chair with the goggles
on playing the game. I really feel like we should
get a four link going, get on this game, pilot
around a little bit and do the podcast from the
But I'm saying, can't we we should do an episode
of the podcast where we're all with our goggles on
in a virtual room together talking. I think that would

(03:17):
be fun. We can do that. We can are They're
like hang out rooms, Daniel, Yes, and my big screen
it is great for this. And my avatar can show
up in this yep, and I'll be able to touch
him while I feel him. I mean, you know, the
haptics are okay, they're not. That's the next step. We
feel we could totally do virtual sex, dude, you and yeah,

(03:39):
that's not that's not I don't think it's. I don't
think it's I think our women would be okay if
we just grow up each other in virtual space, right,
I think it's I think I think it's not. I
don't think it's cheating. If I penetrate you, I don't
know whoa whoa Joel, you're the expert on this. If
d Wan, if Dwan, if Donald must have been my

(04:00):
dream last night, If Donald virtually penetrates me, is it
is it cheating? Is it cheating? Uh? That depends on
the boundaries you've set with your partner. You know. I
feel like I can totally see some people being like, no,
even virtually, I don't want you having relationships. I feel
other people would be like, thank god, no, no, no, no, no,

(04:20):
we didn't say. We didn't say relationship too far. If
you penetrate someone, you're in you have some form of relationship.
Maybe you guys are not boyfriend girlfriend, you are having
We are a relationship. We might have fends. But in
all seriousness, don't they have like virtual not virtual, but
but but things that connect to your computer that simulate

(04:43):
the female anatomy. Oh, I don't know they do. It's
with apps that I think there are things you guys,
that contract and and simulate the female anatomy. And then
you go in the app and in the virtual world,
and your and you and you and you feel it.

(05:04):
It does not if this, if this doesn't sist. If
this everyone is appropriate. It gives you, guys, as a
present Christmas is coming if it exists. By the way,
knowing Donald, because he's outfitting a whole room with virtual gear.
This is probably already in the mail. But if it's not,
I'm gonna buy it for you today. Is you're a

(05:24):
Christmas present, This would make my Christmas. It would make
my wife's Christmas too, yeah, because she'd be like, go yeah, yeah,
see Casey would be like, listen, leave me the fuck alone,
go bang a virtual girl. Right, where is that? All
of a sudden, Donald Donald sliding into my DM's like, yo, yo,
you want to meet up in virtual world? Wow? Oh,

(05:45):
I'm like, chill, bro broke back, virtual broke back virtual?
Oh my god, like you in the virtual world. Yeah,
we get We get up in the virtual WORLDLD ten.
We're in a tent and we're fucking we have cattle
to deal with than sh and fire, virtual hunting together,

(06:07):
and then we virtual fucking Then I'm like, why can't
I quit you? Yeah? Oh my god. By the way,
if you're a game producer out there looking for content,
I think virtual program is good fucking especially if they
have this fake Majigi, which I'm gonna look up. Somebody
should be googling that. Joelle, please welcome the program. Spare welcome.

(06:32):
Joelle's afraid of google it because she doesn't want that
ship coming up on her. Do you ever google? Do
you ever google something embarrassing? And then you're on all
those other pages and the ad starts coming up on
other pages. It's hard, but I was I've never done that.
But I was once on porn hub, like the night before,
and I didn't, you know, cancel out on the porn
hub thing. And somebody was like, yo, uh such and

(06:55):
such and such and such. I was like, how no, man,
that didn't happen. Watch let me google it. Yeah, And
I opened up my phone and it was on porn
hub and some dirty shit, and I was like and
I looked at the person, the person looked at me,
and then there was like that understanding, like, oh you
porn Hub two, you want to season you listen now,

(07:16):
this conversation might not make it. You ever want to
see somebody see if people watch porn in a when
the world opens back up and we are in a
crowded space. Again, all you have to do is this depressors.
Somebody looks up. I guarantee somebody will look up like what,
and then you guys will have a moment of laughing.

(07:38):
I'm guessing that's the brand of porn you like the
most tunnel No, but that's the easy like, look, there's
this whole There were these whole challenges that were up
on Instagram where you know, young kids had uh drum
sets and they would do this drum beat that comes
with porn hub. You know what porn hub shuf doom
do and it does the beat whatever the beat is.

(08:00):
Kids were doing that in front of their dad's like, yo, dad,
check out this beat I learned. And they did the
beat and then the dad's reaction would be like yeah,
and then the dad and the sun would have the
moment like oh shit, you know I never saw that.
By the way, welcome everybody the program. We're very excited
to have you. We have Tara read on today, don't

(08:21):
we got Yeah? Shall we bring her in? Let's do it.
She gets here, Oh she's not here yet. Oh she's
not here yet. Oh she's fashionably late. You know a
lot of star types can be fashionably late. Donald, maybe
Tari read is fashionably late. They like to be a
little late. They like to make us wait. She looks
great in this episode, by the way. She looks so
beautiful and I had This episode has a lot of

(08:43):
funny stuff in it, a lot of classics, a lot
of classics in this episode. So you want to do
you want to do while we wait for Tara? Do
you want to get into your to your recap? Yeah,
but before we do that, let's get into we made
a lot of bunch of docs nurses story. So gat

(09:10):
around here, gat around here. All right, let's let's see.
I'm gonna put my timer on you ready, yep, on
your marks, gets set go. Doctor Cox is feeling his
new position at work, and he knows if he gets

(09:31):
JD and him on the same page, the rest of
the team will fall in line. Jad is still so
in love with Elliott and can't recognize the hot new
girl in the hospital played by Tara Reid, who has
a bit of a crush on him. Carlo's brother Marco
played by Freddie Rodriguez, is in town. Carlos so happy,
but her brother and Turk don't get along. Turk learns
Marco has a secret and can't wait for Carla to

(09:53):
find out. We're all caught off guard when something unexpected happens.
Most people fear the unexpected because it can throw a
monkey wrench in your ship and turn your world upside down.
I feel like we're most powerful when we embrace the unexpected.
Although it can be scary, it's usually the beginning of
a new adventure. Well said, the unexpected is scary, Donald,

(10:15):
It's one of the most scariest things that we get.
We get into comfort zones and we like the way
we feel in our comfort zone. And then no matter
what it is, whether it's a new relationship or a
new job, or a baby or anything it's it puts
us in an uncomfortable place, and we don't like it,
and we want to crawl back into our proverbial fetal position. Yeah,

(10:36):
but you you're more powerful when you can roll with
the unexpected. A change happens and you got the and
you have the ability to adapt, and you run towards it,
you get you manifest excitement about it. Right. That makes
you way more powerful than being afraid of you know,
the inevitable, Yes, which is something new is going to happen.

(10:57):
I think Elliott is so frigging in sensitive in this episode.
She is. She is teasing him left and right. She
is not empathetic at all at him all. I truly
don't think she knows how he feels any Come on, buddy,
she knows she's cuddling up to him. She's she I

(11:17):
don't know. It just made me. It made me mad
at her. I was like, I felt bad for JD
because he's so has feelings for her and she's so oblivious.
But I don't think she's I don't know. I just
what woman would be that oblivious. She's she's just like
cuddling up to him and licking his face and there's
no other room in another bed. Let me spoon you.
Oh it's Sean. Oh can I cut you out of

(11:39):
a picture? For Sean? Like, I don't know, I just
thought she was she was insensitive. Yeah, but she might
have been insensitive. But that scene with Rob on the
mat on the top, it's one of the greatest scenes.
I've often said, that's one. Is she here, Daniel? Yes,
all right, let's invite the terror read in my god,

(12:02):
Oh my god. Yeah, Hi Hello, Tara Ko Hi Donna,
Hi girl, how you doing a lot of You don't
know this, but Tara Read and I went to high

(12:24):
school together, and we were high school at the Performing
Arts School. No, it wasn't the Performing Arts School. It
was the Professional Children's School. It's a big night. There's
a difference between the Performing Arts School, which is the
same school. Right. You guys didn't dance on cabs, No
we did not. We had it. But he used to
sing and do hip hop on the church stairs. Now, Tara,

(12:48):
we're so happy you're here. We were very excited because
I didn't realize how many episodes you did. You did
a whole bunch of episodes, and I saw Zach. We
almost were the same outfit. I was gonna wear my
blackadies jumpsuit. That would have been even dover. Yeah, but Tara,
you did a bunch of episodes, and I think it's
because you were so far. I mean, that's a good
sign because when you do that many episodes, it means

(13:11):
Bill obviously thought you were hilarious and kept having more
and more for you to do. But but this was
your first This was your first one, and so I'm
so glad you're here to come on and I'm so
glad you said yes, yeah, absolutely, I'd love you guys.
And when I found out as you and Donald's had nickname.
By the way, is soon talked about that. Tara, what

(13:32):
was Donald like in high school? Because I didn't know
that you guys went to school together, and I just
I just can't I can't imagine. I mean, I can't imagine.
But tell us Donald was We had so much fun
in high school. He actually was one of the only
people that went to my house in New Jersey. I
was one of the only people that went to your
house in New Jersey. And did that come about? Wait?
How did that come about? So I had already been

(13:54):
at the school for like a year or two. I
think it might have been my sophomore. In my junior
year was a freshman, and she came in And I
remember the first day Tara came in and she dressed
like she was from Jersey, you know what I mean,
Like she had from Jersey dress. What the hell is
that mean? Her hair was highest, she had the biggest

(14:15):
hair you've ever seen in your life. Okay, that's that
kind of Jersey we're all in, We're all from Manhattan.
I was just like who is that girl right there?
And so Tara, I actually we hung out the I
think she stayed at the school. You stayed at school
for a year. Yeah, I think it was a year
or two years, year or two. But we hung out

(14:35):
for the whole time that she was there. And then
she moved to Los Angeles, and I remember hanging out
with like, uh, I think keV Jordan's and my friend
Brad Kane. These are guys at all, or were in
the industry or are in the industry right now. We
went and saw The Big Lebowski, not knowing that Tara
was in it. Oh my god, she showed up on

(14:55):
screen and I was like, yo, get the fuck. Holy shit,
Tara made it, you know what I mean? He was
the first person out of all of us, like none
of us were really working at the time, like myself,
dash myhawk. Tara, do you remember that Starry Paul's Donald
Tara was Big Lebowski? Your big break was that? Your
first big part? For sure? I mean my first movie

(15:18):
was based on a even King movie and I was
seven years old than that one. But then I did
some TV stuff, but the first real break was The
Big Lebowski, and that's what broke me out to get
everything else but The Big Lebowski the addition for that.
I remember the final addition and I see I'm sitting
in the waiting room and I see Charlie's throne come in,

(15:40):
and I see Live Tyler come in, and I'm like,
there's no way of getting this part. Not get a chance.
And then all of a sudden, like three days later,
they're like, you got the part, And I was like,
are you kidding me? It's such an iconic part. I mean,
that is that is so many people I know his
favorite movie and like, I mean, it's just such what

(16:00):
a cool film to have been a part of and
to have been such a like an important character in
the movie. Yeah, I mean definitely. When we were shooting it,
you knew, especially because all the actors that were in it,
and you know, it was just great. But no one
knew it was going to be such a cult film.
You know, it really became a cult final You've been
You've been in a bunch of cult classics. Now you

(16:22):
know you're you're cult classic status is like on another level,
You've been in so many movies that people are like, yo,
you've seen this and and and people be like, no,
I'm saying. They'll be like, yo, you've got to see
this movie. Yeah. Well, American Pie was, of course one
classic cult classic, freaking big Lebowski cult classic, cult classic,
and you were in it. You're in it. I am

(16:44):
in that. Yeah. Deborah Kaplan and and Harry Alfhon directed
Can Hardly Wait, and they also directed Josie and the Pussycats,
and I was in both of those small roles, cameo roles.
But Tara was in net cult classic. And then she
did another movie called Shark. You know, you ought to
be one of the biggest cult classics in the history
of Clay Tara. People love these movies. You guys have

(17:07):
made so many of them. Huh. Yeah. I mean when
we first got the movie, it was called Dark Skies
and we're like, okay, we can deal with that because
we knew it was so cheesy. And I thought, okay, well,
I'll just take the money and run on this one.
No one's ever gonna see it, That's what I thought. Then,
like the second day of shooting, all of a sudden,
they say, oh, Tara, we're naming the movie to Shark Nato.

(17:30):
She's like, no, you can't do that. It's gonna ruin everything.
It's the worst thing. Everyone the phone, I aging them.
They can't change a name of Sharknado. It's gonna be
the waters crying. And then all of a sudden, I'm
in Mexico on vacation and never I didn't even know.
We did no press for it. I didn't even know

(17:50):
it was coming out. And my phone keeps ringing and
ringing and ringing, and they're calling me and they're gonna,
you won't believe what happened, Like, what happened? I think
somebody happened, family or everyone's calling. And then they're like,
Shark Nado is number one. It's training completely. We're getting
a million tweets per minute. I was like. And then

(18:13):
I get on the airplane to come home and the
steward the stewardess comes up to me. He's like, I
love your movie, so of course I think you know
American Pie and then he goes, Shark Nado, are you crazy?
It's so funny. People love it. I think people just
love camp and horror. I mean it has everything. It's

(18:36):
like so many things that people love all combined into
one thing. But this this totally goes with our thing.
We were talking about the unexpected today and how the
unexpected can be very fearful. But I feel like you're
a you're a hero, and you have more power when
you embrace the unexpected and you charge towards it. As
Zach said earlier, And you know, shark Nado is one

(18:56):
of those moments where you're like, I'm just gonna take
the money and run, and then une affectedly you picked
something that turned out to be one of the biggest
hits of the year, of the decade, you know what
I mean. And so so they just keep getting more
and more outrageous terror because I've only seen shark and
I saw one. I saw one. He rides a fucking
shark and what with the chainsaw in his hand, and

(19:19):
he rides it like it's a bucking bronco and he's
slicing sharks as he's falling to the ground from like
a giant skyscraper. He rides a shark down and then
lands on the ground. Afterwards, I am zering. You guys
supposed to be be laughing so hard. It was amazing because
then I became like I was human in the beginning,

(19:39):
but then I became the I was missing and they
couldn't find me because I lost my arms and all
this stuff. And then I become like the bionic woman,
so all of me is like fake. I'm like a robot,
you know, I mean, and so I could fly, I
could do all these crazy things that you would never imagine.
And I can run faster than speeding. I mean, it's

(20:00):
his it's outrageous. And then I kill these sharks. And
then when Ian asked me to marry marry him, I'm like,
on the Eiffel Tower, we really shot this because she
knew would love this. There's one scene in the movie
where we're in New York City, which was the coolest
thing to shoot in New York City, and there's this
fire truck and so I Ain't gets on this fire

(20:21):
truck with his saw. He's like, we're in New York City.
Let's go people. We love it, you know. And then
the regular people that were coming by, not extras or anything,
They're like, yeah, New York we stick together. Like if
it's the craziest thing you've ever seen, I believe it.
I believe Yeah. I remember three things in my life

(20:42):
that are very important in my life, and you're part
of two of them. Right before you go into this,
because this is gonna be juicy. That's a tease for
the audience. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll
be right back with the terrory. And were but two

(21:04):
things in my life, two things in my life that
are really big moments in my life and important moments
in my life, and terrors are part of it. My
first time ever falling asleep on set was on the
Clueless set. Right, fell asleep and we were doing the
party scene. Even show the movie, the movie, and to
fall asleep on a set, you gotta be really brave.

(21:24):
But maybe I wasn't in Clueless. I know you weren't
in Clueless, but you showed up at the party scene.
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you showed up. So
I'm sleeping on a freaking like a chair and we're
shooting the movie and somebody's like showed the wake up
and I opened my eyes and Terror standing in front

(21:46):
of me, standing over me, and I'm like, what the
fuck are you doing here? And she's like hey, and
I was like, holy shit, right, And it was a
big moment for me because it takes it. You gotta
have trust to fall asleep on a set, first of all,
because people will fuck with you. One. Two. It was
a big moment because it was it was my big
break and it was a huge movie. And I knew

(22:06):
at this point, I didn't know it was going to
be huge, but I knew that I was in Los
Angeles and I made it, and my one friend that
had made it in Los Angeles is waking me up
on set, and I was like, holy shit, this is serendipitous.
This is this has to be this is this has
to be Uh, this has to be fate. She's gonna
give me some of that big Lembowski juice, right, some

(22:28):
of that juice, some of that, some of that, some
of that, some of that. Can I tell him? Can
I tell him the story about being in your apartment
when were the gun shooting? Oh? God, yeah. So I
go over to me, like, don I'll let me go
to his house and it's just me and Hammer hanging out. No,
it's more than just me and you. It's me, you

(22:48):
and some of the casts from the Mickey Mouse Club.
Like I don't know how it turned out to be
this We were hanging out with like Chase Hampton and
Damon from the Mickey Mouse Club, and it was like
those two and a couple of the people, and we're
at my house in Hollywood. I just moved. It was
all a famous actress at the time, right, I just
moved to Los Angeles? Right, Let her tell the story,
don't hidjack it all right, go ahead, Tara. So we

(23:10):
go to his house and we're hanging out and we're
all having fun, and then all of a sudden at
Norah in front of his house, and and Donna's like duck.
We're all laying on the ground like like it was
the scariest we've ever seen. And all of a sudden
he knew what to do. He's like duck, laying the ground.

(23:30):
And then all of a sudden, after the shots, he's
crawling like towards the window to peek through because we
didn't know it was right in front of his building.
So we're peeking through if they're gone or not, you know.
And and we after that, we laid on the floor
and all of us laughed so hard because we couldn't
believe what just happened. It was they were still alive. Yeah, yeah,
all right, you left a couple of parts out Tara.

(23:53):
So we're hanging out and somebody goes, yo, this is
a really dangerous neighborhood. I'm like, get the funk out
of here. This is not a dangerous neighborhood. I'm from
a dangerous neighborhood. This isn't a dangerous from Hell's kitchen.
From right, I'm from Hell's kitchen. Everybody get down. So
we get on the ground. And now I'm on the
ground and I'm looking at terror and Tara's balling crying,
and I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god. I

(24:15):
bought Tari over broke. I brought Tario over to my house.
She's probably got shot or some shit like that, she's
gonna die. And everything calms down. We all get up
and we're looking around, and I'm like, yo, that was
the funniest shit ever. I just said that this wasn't
a scary neighborhood, that this was Hell's kitchen, and out
of nowhere. And then right as I said out of nowhere,

(24:35):
once again, retaliation comes. Oh really it was more. Oh
it was crazy. But we jumped to the ground again, right,
And now I'm laughing. I'm laughing so hard. Right, I'm
stoned out of my mind and I'm freaking laughing at
gunshots outside my window. Dude, Yeah, laughing so hard. This
the story doesn't have a climactic ending other than the

(24:59):
fact that we s vibed it. The climactic ending is
that you survived to drive by and you didn't get
Tara Reid killed, right, and I didn't. I got it
to get taried. Wasn't there a story you told me
once Donald where you you went over to Terror's house
and had moonshine for the first time. Yes. Story. So
we were in high school and it was Tara's Tara

(25:22):
was sixteen, it was her sweet sixteen, and I guess
I was a senior and She's like, Yo, come to
my house in Jersey. I'm throwing a party and all
my friends from Jersey gonna be there. And like I said,
Tara and I were close in high school. So there
was like me, her and then cousin. Well, it wasn't Jamal,
it was It wasn't Terrence Howard. It was Jamal. Yeah,

(25:45):
my buddy Jamal and one other person. We go over
to Terra's house and so we get there and Tera
was like, dude, you're not gonna believe this. But I
got a keg. And I was like, you got a
fucking keg. She's like, I got a gig all right. Cool.
Feels like it's just like the classic Jersey up in
Jersey too, obviously. It's like it's like remembering teen Wolf
when he goes through all the trouble to get the
keg and then yeah, and then he puts in the

(26:09):
room and there's all those kegs. Yeah anyway, yeah, keg stands.
I get there. I get there and I'm like, holy shit,
she got a keg. Right, So she taps the keg
and we're all drinking it, right, We're all drinking, and
she goes, yo, you want to try something different? And
I was like, in my mind, I'm like, oh god,
this is where it all goes bad to go. I
want to try to drink something different. I was like, yeah, sure.
She goes coming me. She takes me in the kitchen

(26:31):
and then the kitchen there's this big vat and she's like,
it's moonshine. What She's like, it's moonshine. My dad made this.
And I was like, get the funk out of here,
and she's like yeah, And so I look at him.
It's like clear with like celery. It looked like floating there.
I was like, Okay, I'll try it. And I try
it and I sip and I'm telling you, I'm gonna

(26:52):
tell you something right now. After I sipped it, I
don't remember much of what happened for the rest of
the time. I remember Tara's showing us. I remember you
doing your high school cheerleading stuff in front of all
of us to show us that. I remember that. I
remember falling asleep on the floor, uh, and waking up
the next morning and taking the bus or trying one

(27:14):
of those things back to Manhattan. But it was my
first time and and my only time ever trying and
it got me. It got All I know is I
don't remember much. I just remember falling asleep on the floor.
It's like those things. It's like when you watch movies,
and it's like, you know, it shows you moments in
a person's life as they're watching it flash before their

(27:36):
eyes and it blacks out, and then it comes back
and it's something different, and then it blacks out and
then it comes back and it's something different. I have
two memories. One of them is Tara re doing going
like Rah Rah and then the other, and then the
other one is passing out on a floor, looking over
and seeing everybody on the floor knocked out, and then
just passing out. Yeah, this is called a young teenage

(27:59):
boy try is moonshine for the first time. Great night
it was. It was one of my most memorable moments.
Tara Reid has a few of them. Yeah, And we
used to hang out with Tara And when I started
my career going and was going out with you, don
we'd run into her out and about in Hollywood and dude,
we spent a week together in Saint Bart's Dude, right, yeah, right,

(28:23):
we had adventures in Saint Bart's tent. Tarent has been
a part of a part of this, part of this.
Click for a minute. Yeah, I remember my first guest.
By the way, Taring, you're the very first guest who's
ever come on and called him shoot. So that's how
that's how far back goes you guys, go. Wait, how
about when I saw you Zach in Israel and you
happen to be sitting next to me? Very remind me

(28:47):
the story, No, remind me. So We're in television in
Israel at this club and I'm sitting at this table
with a bunch of of the soccer players there, and
my boyfriend at the time isn't infected mush from the singer,
and so I'm there and you sat at the table
next to me, and all of a sudden you look
at me and you go Tara, and we were like,

(29:10):
He's like, what are you doing here? And then I
seen him. I'm like, what are you doing here? And
it was the most random, like anywhere I remember thinking
like I remember, I probably was thinking like Tara is
so connected. I go to one club and Tel Aviv
and here she is at the party right next to me. Dude.
That's how it wasn't the same Barts. When we went
to Same Barts. We were like, holy shit, Tara, Tara,

(29:31):
I have a memory. You told me this story where
you I don't know if it's true or not. I
must be true, but you told me that you were
once driving down the ten Freeway and you were driving
in porch and you get pulled over and the cops
recognizes you and he's like you ever you know how
fast you're going? You're like, oh, sorry, if I was

(29:52):
going a little fast, and he goes, do you ever
get this car? Car like this going really really fast
and you're like no, and he's like, follow me, and
he threw on the lights and told you to follow them.
That is absolutely a true story, is absolutely true. That
would only happen to you. And we went so fast

(30:12):
it was great. He's going in and an alasers is
going right with them, and it wind up going sar
was picking someone up from the airport, so he took
me all the way to the airport. That never happens
to us. Donald, No, no, I don't get that treatment.
You gotta be taried to get that treatment. Right. Should
we get into the episode, guys, let's talk about this episode, right.

(30:33):
So this episode starts with a joke that so many
people love from Scrubs, the silverware and the pancake drawer.
Why is there pancakes in the silverware drawer? Why? Why
is there silverware in the pancakes? And then you're like,
you're like, I always love and the cousin comes because
she cleans the house all the time, right when her

(30:54):
brother comes. Yeah, that was such a stupid joke about
the pancake draw and then people loved it like it's
one of It's something people quotes to us all the time. Yeah,
and they quote it wrong too. Some people are like,
why is there cut Why is there pancake in the
cutlery draw? That might be the translation on the subtitles
or something that's that that doesn't make the joke funny

(31:15):
when it's now. Freddie Rodriguez plays Carlo Marco, Carlo brother Marco.
Now he did a bunch of episodes too. This This
episode introduces two guest stars, Tara and Freddy, that ended
up doing a whole bunch of episodes. Yeah, Danny and
Marco both, Yeah, a lot of episodes. Uh. I've noticed

(31:36):
this trend, but I'm sure people who are watching with
us and listening to the podcast. What's up with all
of the boys names for girls? There's Danny, there's Danny,
there's Elliott? Right, you know what I mean? What was
what was any? Bills? The only the only girl name

(31:57):
I happen to like girl? A boy names on girls.
I think it's cute. Maybe Bill has that too, Like
my daughter's name is Wilder. My daughter's name is Wilder.
That's a boy's name. So is it a boy name
her after Van Wylder? No? I didn't tell that's another movie.
Ryan Reynolds Tower, Reid Van Wilder classic by the way,

(32:19):
tell them how you name your daughter and out of
a misunderstanding. For those of you who haven't seen Kick
Ass too, now's your chance to go see it. Zach
Braff and the rest of America and the rest of
the one. I've never seen Kick Ass one or two,
but if you get the chance, you should check them out.
You might laugh a little, you might laugh a little.
They're funny, they're they're glory superhero movies that you might like. Anyway,

(32:39):
My point is the guy who's the star. The star
of the movie is Aaron Taylor Johnson, and he's married
to Sammy sam Taylor Johnson and they have kids together,
and one of their kids name is Wilder. And I
was like, I love that name. I'm getting married and
if I ever have another kid, I'm going named that

(33:00):
kid Warrior Wilder. And I'm thinking they're saying Wilder because
they both have British accents and stuff. Oh yeah, Wilder Wilder.
The baby's born, we name her Wilder. I'm like, I've
run into them out at like uh oscar party and

(33:20):
I'm like, yo, dude, we did it. I named my
daughter Wilder. After your daughter goes, I go, I named
her Wilder. He goes, no, no, no, no, my kid's
name is Wilder wild Like, how do you spell his kids?
Like y L D. I think it's something like dub
dub yeah da something like that. What w why da

(33:45):
something like that, But you thought it was w Yeah. Yeah.
I love how you're like, I did it. I really
did it. I named up your kid. But I ran
up when I'm like, I told you i'd do it. Man,
I love that little girl, and he's like, no, you
got the name wrong. And I was like, you know what,
And so I named my kid Wilder. Francis faison and

(34:06):
wild erst is short for wild animal, right, Francis means free.
So we named our daughter wild and free. Pretty much.
That's so cool. And she is wild and free. And
she is wild and free. She's the one that called
me a stupid ass motherfucker. Yeah, she's too free. Another

(34:31):
one of I have said many times, maybe a couple
of times in this podcast. One of the funniest times
I ever left was Rob Maschio high five todd saying,
sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about banging
that one I always yeah, and you're cuddling down and
you're like all excited, and she's like, I just need
space to sleep and you're like dying. You're like, I

(34:53):
just want to be I know. And it's I was
saying tired before you got on that. She's so insensitive,
like she she's the character. She's clearly not reading that
I'm obsessed with her and still so in love and
she's like such a tease to me. She's like, Oh,
come on, cuddle up with me. I need someone to
sleep with. Oh wait, it's my boyfriend here. Do you
want to say hi? Like he's she's so oblivious, but
one of the best, one of the best scenes, and

(35:15):
she's like, do you still have those pictures like when
we were together and you're in your head you're like
from A to Z I do. She's like, you know
that one where I looked really hot and you look
whatever and you go yeah, And then all of a sudden,
she's like, can I cut you out? And you're like

(35:36):
it's so fucked up. Yes, sorry, yep, but so so
do you guys think that this is the question I'm
asking this and everyone I'm sure I agree with you.
Everyone listening. Everyone with you already. I agree with you all,
everyone listening out there. You've probably been in a situation
where you still had feelings for an X, and you're
now you're trying to act normal, trying to act cool,

(35:58):
trying to hold it together, trying to act like you
don't have feelings, And don't you think in this situation,
you guys that Elliot must know that JD is still
harboring feelings and she's being fucking mean and insensitive, and Yo,
there's nothing like I'm gonna say this, and I and
I'm not a woman, so I can't. I'm gonna let

(36:18):
Joel and Tara answer the question after I say this. Yeah,
but I will say I will say There's nothing like
knowing someone has feelings for you and you can hide
behind the fact that you can act like you don't know.
There's nothing like acting like you don't know someone has
feeling for you when you know they do, and watching

(36:38):
them run jump through hoops. I think some women get
turned on or not turned on, but get excited by it.
And I feel like Elliot's one of those people who's like,
I know he likes me, but there's something really cool
about torturing this boyle heletaryal faces guests. I think that's
really true because for a girl to do that usually

(37:02):
you heard her somewhere around the line, you know, And
so she's like, you know, it's it's it's game time.
So she's now gonna go to you and she's gonna
make you suffer because you made her suffer. So now
she gets that confidence back, and she moves on feeling great,
and she loves you back in the dirt and she's like, oh,
I could do this again and again. It's not that bad,

(37:24):
you know. And and another thing is they always say, like,
you know, the only way to move on from a
person is to find another person first, and I think
that's what Elliott did in this case. Yeah, you're right
she did, Joel, what are your thoughts on this? I
think Tarret's ended up really well. Everybody you know, at
some point in their life has had the position of
a power play, and who doesn't love a power play?

(37:45):
But I don't know what that's what Elliott's doing. I
feel like Elliott's character is really oblivious, Like I don't
know if she's at Come on, Joel, Joel. Starting the montage,
she licks chocolate off my lips, and I then make
my fingers and touch where she licked and kissed my fingers.
You can't do that, you did, and her boobs are

(38:07):
all in your face at one point, which, oh yeah,
that stretch seems very obvious. What about when she's spanking me,
I've got dirt. I get dirt on my butt and
she she's trying to get the dirt off, and then
it cuts to my face and it looks like I'm like,
I'm about to have an orgasm, and then and then
and then to end the montage, by the way, it's
Todd humping the mattress above you, and you cuddle you

(38:31):
and you grabbing, and you grabbing Elliott in fear, holding
her in fear, like oh god no. But also I
think JD's like, I've got the love of my life
in my arms and she's sleeping. Todd, you're having a
bad dream. You're gonna wake her up. Stop fucking you know,
wake up so you don't wake Elliott up. And he's like, no,
I'm awake. I'm just sucking this mattress. Oh my god.

(39:01):
All right, we have a caller, right, we have a guest.
Tara Every week we have somebody come on and ask
a question and uh, and it's always interesting. And then
we do a segment called Fixed their Life where we
fixed their life. So let's see how this goes. Juell,
who do we have today? All right, let's let him
in sort of a gift for Donald. Oh god, okay, man,

(39:23):
give it up for Hi you Steph, how are you?
Welcome to the program. I'm great, Thank you so much,
Zack Donald, thank you for that. And this is the
Tara read here our guest on the show. Hello, how
are you? That's Joelle and Daniel welcome to the program.
Thank you, thank you so much for having now. No,
Joelle implied that there you're somehow a special guest for Donald,

(39:46):
which really titilated me. I want to know why? What?
What don't I know? Do you want to tell them
what you do? Sure? Yeah? So, I mean a few
weeks ago, I think one of you insinuated that someone
from Ubisoft since to the podcast. Uh and uh, yeah,
that is true. That is me. I work for Ubisoft.

(40:11):
Donald's gonna just ask you video game questions. Now, what's
your favorite? No? No, no, no, okay, so you worked
for ubi Soft? Go on, what do you do for Ubisoft? Uh? So,
I'm a a news writer and on camera host for
Ubi Soft. So I I you know, I stream on Twitch.
I you know, I host are sort of big industry showcase,

(40:35):
you know, multiple times a year. So, yeah, Donald, do
you have a favorite Ubi Soft game? I'm sure I do?
What games? Do make makes? Assassin's Creed? Uh, far Cry, Fry,
any any Tom Clancy game that you've played? Nice, I've
I've played the Far Cry a couple of times. Uh,

(40:58):
there's a few of those Far Cry aren't there isn't
there isn't there is? Was there a far Cry where
it's like you're medieval, like not medieval, where it's like
it takes place in So there was a prehistoric far Cry? Yes?
That was my favorite? Yeah? Farcry Primal, Yeah, Primal, Yes,
I had that one. Yeah. Yeah. Far Cry six is

(41:19):
coming out and drunk Carlos Positos in that one. Does
he play does he play Darth Gideon? Not? To my knowledge,
norsef I'm gonna cut to the question Donald really wants
to ask you. Do you guys make any Star Wars
related games? Unfortunately we don't. That is a partnership with
EA so easy. Well, if, if, and when you ever
get that contract, let Donald know, because it's the only

(41:43):
thing Donald really cares about in life is his kids,
his wife, and Star Wars. I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna put it out there. You don't have to do that.
But if you ever want me to come down and
check out what y'all do, al read movie, so off,
I'll come down, I hang out. I might bring the microphone.
We might do a little fake Doctor's real friends in
the headquarters a UBI saw. As long as I get

(42:05):
me some games, absolutely, send him the mother load anyway,
send him the mother loading. You don't have to send
me that. Don't send me the motherload. Send me everything.
I send the motherloading everything the same thing. No, everyone, swaite.
Can I ask you question about twitch for for myself
and for all the people listening who still fucking don't

(42:27):
know what twitches? People play video games and they make
commentary and then they somehow make money off of this.
Can you explain it to me? Yeah? I mean, so,
it's it's not too dissimilar from the way I tend
to describe it to people, is that it is if
YouTube was live all the time and primarily focused on games.
There are tons of other things on Twitch that are

(42:49):
not game related. People have talk shows on their people,
you know, just hang out people carved, you know, wood
and things like that on there. But at the same time,
it is focus almost entirely online content. And how do
they make money? People tip them, like like like a
cam girl. So yeah, you can get tips. People can
subscribe to your channel, and if if they subscribe, that's

(43:09):
that's like a five dollars a month like subscription that
they're signing up for, and they can view your channel
ad free. They can support you that way, and then
you can always tip the person you're watching if you
like them or you know you want to support them more.
Come out, zack, what you know about cam girls? You
just out really fast like you were don't I can

(43:32):
honestly say I don't watch cameras, but I know what
it is. I know it's a thing, and I know
that you like like the way that these women make
money women and men is that that people throw money
at them, like like by going on the interwebs and hidden.
I have I have an idea. Can you tell me,
if you're all right with this, what you and I
should start an only fans. Yeah, but we're gonna have

(43:53):
to show our peeps, and I don't want my peep
next to your peep. It's gonna look even smaller. We
could just show crack. Oh oh, do you think we
can make money on only fans if we show coins? Lad, Joel?
Could we make I think we could play. I think
we I think we could play. I think we could
play balls or shaft on only fans. Because you know,
what's her name? What's your name? Is that girl that

(44:13):
got we were talking about her? She got in trouble
for doing only fans. Bell Thorne. She got in trouble.
She said could do only fans and didn't show anything naked. Joel,
how much kindaland I make it? We show crack? I
mean what about just ball? What about just ball? One ball?
One Joel? Can you google how much we can make
for one ball? You could just play you know, tomb

(44:36):
that's you know, that's yeah, that wholesome Dane Dannel use
stream on twitch? Right? I do? Yeah? And do you
make money doing it? I make a little bit of money.
I stream once a week. I'm not a full time streamer,
but you know, yeah, I get probably like twenty thirty
people in the chat and make you know ten fifteen bucks.
I know Sasha Gray does it. She does. She's a

(44:58):
very good streamer. And what game do you always play?
The same game? You play whatever? I mean? She she
does variety of streams. She also cooks on streams. Yeah,
I've seen that. And then you step you just do
only will be soft. Yeah, just use off games. So
you know we streamed, Uh, we streamed like for Honnor
today watch There's a new Watchdogs coming out next week,
so we'll be stoked for that. All right, I used

(45:23):
to have You're a great guest so far. Do you
have any Scrubs related questions? I do? I do, so
the first question I have actually is is related to uh.
For me, Scrubs is a show that that I think
kind of makes me want to be a better person.
I used to in high school. I was a part

(45:43):
of this. There was a Facebook group I was in
the called I Get all my life lessons from the
last two minutes of Scrubs episodes. Yeah, and I think
there are certain there are certain shows and movies out
there that I think should almost be required viewing for
people because they they you know, encourage kind they encourage
compassion and Scrubs is obviously one of those for me.

(46:04):
And actually two of your other projects, Zack and Donald,
are also way up there for me. And remember the
Titans and ted Lasso, And I was wondering, you know,
what are your movies, TV shows, whatever that you think
should be required viewing and make make you want to
be a better person. Wow, you know, that's a great question.

(46:24):
This is how I became This is how I became
an actor, you know what I mean. It was watching
movies that moved me to want to do what I
do now, you know what I mean. So, when I
was younger, The Princess Bride was one of those movies
that I was like, if I can ever get on
a level of comedy that these guys are doing right now?

(46:48):
I you know, So I watched that a lot. I
watched a lot of Rushmore. I watched you know, uh,
the you know movies where the comedy was subtle and
not necessarily. I remember one night Zach and I went
out for a Zach and I went out on our
first like hangout thing. It was me, Zach, Sarah, and
my manager at the time, and we're sitting at the table,
and Zach says, or maybe I said, well, what's your
top five movies? And everybody said some like really dope

(47:11):
shit like Zach said Citizen Kane, and like shit that
I had never heard. I didn't say Citizen Kane. That's
so pretentious. But if I did, I was young. Yeah,
you were young, and you were a freaking you know
you were you were a film student, and I know,
but I'm a douchebager. Like everyone's team there top five, Well,
Citizen Kane, obviously, like I'm sorry, and I remember naming
my top five and everybody kind of looking at me

(47:33):
like I was crazy. But these are the movies that
make me, that made me not necessarily have a positive
attitude about life, but made me want to be an actor.
So like you know, Good Fellas and you know Rushmore,
The Empire strikes Back, the Princeton's Bride, you know, movies
like that for some reason fueled me into this. I
can't really, I mean, I guess he's saying, he's speaking,

(47:54):
he's speaking a little bit. I mean, not to correct
me if I'm wrong. You said, but like a movie
or a TV show that made you, like a inspired
to be a better person. Yeah, I mean, I mean, oh,
well that's all them do the right thing. Freaking uh
you know what I mean. You know, in the Juice,
you know, like all of the all of the movies
that were geared toward black youth and black people when

(48:16):
I was a kid, that was what I was checking for.
And in the nineties and in the eighties and the
nineties and the early two thousand, every movie that was
a black movie had a message in it. And so
for sure, after I walked out of Freaking Boys in
the Hood, I was like, I know what I'm not
doing in life. Good. That's great filmmaking. It made such
a difference for you. But a movie popped into my

(48:38):
I probably could sit use if as I thought about
it and uh and ruminate on a lot. But one
just popped into my head the second you finished your sentence,
and it was American Beauty. Oh wow. That was a
movie that really moved me at a time when I
needed it, and it kind of made me just really
think about what kind of person I wanted to be.
And uh, I don't know, it's always been a touchstone

(48:59):
for me. It's film that I really really cherish a lot.
How about you? Terror. Is there a movie that you
saw that you were like, oh, that one makes me
want to be a better person? Or a TV show
I think it's gonna see sounds so cliche, but I
guess there's two. There's one called A Place in the Sun.
It's a really old movie and it's a Montgomery Cliff

(49:20):
and Elizabeth Tayer. And when you see them in it,
you see like from murder to scandal to love to
how far people will go from that and how you
correct it on the way, because it goes you could
go from love to absolutely craziness. You know, love is
either one strong thing or it's another. And I think

(49:41):
it taught me a lesson, like like you know, just
like we had in the TV show, like you can't
be crazy, you can't be like a stock, or you
gotta be smooth, you gotta be better, you gotta be
more secure. And I think you know, and it'd be
a kinder person to certain things because it's a domino effect.
If you hurt someone and you're in a bad mood
and you go home and you have a friend there

(50:02):
or your wife there, whatever, your roommate there, and you're
now snapping at them. They don't know why, and then
they snapped at someone else and that kind of movie
made me learn that. Yeah, that's great. And you said,
I'm so happy that we are associated with something that
made you, that affected you like that, And I wish
I could take more credit for ted Lasso. By the way,

(50:24):
a funny ted Lasso story. I only directed episode two
of ted Lasso, but I getting all these compliments for it,
which I happily take. And I'm on Twitter and James
Gunn says, hey, Zach Braff loved your episode of ted Lasso,
and I'm like, oh shit, thanks man. This means I
mean so much to me coming from you. All of
a sudden, I'm getting all these likes and everyone's being like, oh, Zach,
you must feel all of a sudden. Bill Lawrence comes
in hijacks it, being like, what about me? It's my show.

(50:49):
I'm like, are you really fucking in here hijacking my
James Gunn compliment right now? That's so funny. But yeah,
I'm happy for Bill. Ted Lasso is just a massive hit.
Everybody loves it, and I'm hopefully going to direct more
in the second season. But uh, but that's great, all right,
you say, wait before you go before we move on, Zack,

(51:09):
I just wanted to piggyback on what you said. American Beauty. Yes,
that was one of those movies for me as well.
That definitely when I finished that ship, That ship had
a lot of power behind it for me, and I
don't know why it did, but I just remember being like,
we well, I went to see it with a bunch
of friends while I was making Remember the Titans when
that movie came out as a mat Yeah it was,

(51:32):
and we were making that movie, and I believe it
was me, Ryan, Would and Ethan We all went to
see that together and I remember walking out of the
movie and everybody being like, this is one of the
dopest movies I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Yeah,
American Beauty is one of those movies that I can't
explain to you why I liked that movie so much.
I think it it made me just think. It's one

(51:54):
of those films for me that makes you just zoom out,
and it's not just like, oh, cool movie, won't wish
we get for dinner. It's like you really start thinking
about your own life and your own place in the world.
And there's so many little things in it that. I
remember when they're getting in a fight and he's about
to spill beer on the couch and she's like, careful,
careful of your beer, and he's like, it's a fucking

(52:16):
couch right where I think of that. I think of
that little moment so many times in my life where
I'm where I'm sweating something so insignificant and and I'm
all anxious about something that in the macro is so
fucking ludicrous, and I always think of Spacey yelling it's
a fucking couch right anyway. And of course, and of
course the plastic the plastic bag thing was just beaut

(52:40):
I think one of another movie for me was it's
a classic for everyone was Shaw Shape Redemption. Yeah. I
mean that really showed you so many characters that struggled
from the beginning and became so strong, you know, at
the end, and it's so clever and I you know,
that movie really touched me, especially at the end when

(53:00):
he finally gets through and on the beach and power
of friendship too, it's ye that friendship, yeah, very much.
And when he played the music, when he played the
music when he locked in a you know, in the
office and all the people like it was like those
It was like angels coming on the sky. I'll never
forget that. That's one of those rare films that everybody
loves universally. All Right, you Stef you know you know

(53:21):
because you're here and you're a listener. We have a
very America's favorite segment everywhere, not just America, from Shad
to JABOUTI. People love this segment called fix your Life.
You have the benefit of having Tara Reid here. She'sn't
give you great advice. Use off. How can we fix
your life today? Yes? So, my brother and I don't

(53:45):
get along very well at all. We are alike in
every way we can't control, and then we are dislike
in every way we can choose to be. And to
the point where we haven't spoken since about May, and
he couldn't in many ways. I sort of just kind

(54:09):
of decided to step away from a toxic situation with
him because it's just been better for me and my
mental health if I disassociate when he constantly sort of
antagonizes me, and lately he'll sort of go to my
parents and sort of try and play the victim even
though he tends to be the instigator in these situations,

(54:31):
and I find it very difficult at times to be
the bigger person and to try to forgive him. And
I was wondering if you had any advice on, you know,
how to take the high ground. You're just gonna have
to take that high ground, dude. That's just how it is. Man,
there's no that's just gonna hurt no matter what you know.
It's a sacrifice. Taking the high ground. Isn't necessarily one

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of those things where it's like I'm gonna feel good
about this, I'm gonna take the high ground taking a
high ground and also was one of those things where
it's like this, I don't want to take the high ground,
but because I don't want to be in this, in this,
I don't want this to go any further than it is,
I'll take the high ground. It's one of those things
where you're gonna have to bury your freaking pride. That's
that's at the end of the day. That's well, let
me just ask you a question. First. You said, have

(55:15):
you guys ever really just had a heart to heart
where you weren't screaming in each other? Have you ever
just kind of had like a let's have a really
super honest conversation, not nothing in depth. Nothing super in depth.
We I mean even even on the best circumstances. We
you know, in a pre COVID era, we only see
each other maybe a few times a year anyway, and

(55:38):
at that point it's usually you know, around my mom
and it's you know, she just wants to not rock
the boat and keep calm and you know, yeah, but
it's like that, it's big like that. I thought it
was just like just you two are tipping. It's it's
affecting your whole family. I'm yeah. I My advice is
that it really can help if you if you say, like, hey,

(55:58):
you you mean someone to me. I love you. We
obviously have some problems, but can we just have a
super honest conversation with each other and just have it
all out. And that's the trick with you is you
got to not blame you a big person. The second
you start blaming someone, they shut off and they get defensive.
We all do that. So you have you have to
come at it from a from a point from a
from a perspective of I'm not blaming you for anything.

(56:21):
I'm just telling you how I'm how I'm feeling. And
how this is kind of landing with me and I
really I love you, I want to make It's not
that easy. I mean I recently lost both my parents
and you know, they were kind of the rocks, you know,
to to us four kids. And when you know that
rock goes away, it's it's for brothers and sisters. The

(56:46):
closeness that kept you together does part, you know. And
then there's times where they do do something too and
you say, you know what, I don't need them in
my life. You know they're only being toxic, you know.
And it's not taking the high ground. Sometimes it's the opposite.
It's taking no ground and and just letting time does

(57:07):
heal things. But I think by mentally always letting it
bother you, it's eating you up inside. So instead of
taking a high ground, instead of taking a low ground,
it's taking time for yourself to heal and be when
you're ready to go. And if you're not ready and
you and you try and it goes south again, then

(57:27):
you know that just tells you something. And I'm a
family is family and you want to never get them
out of your life. But sometimes you know you can't
pick your family, but you could pick your friends, And
I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, when
you do try, when you do make a big attempt,
I think that if you if you can really control
any blaming and just say, look, I'm just I'm not

(57:50):
blaming any of this on you, but I want to.
I want you to know that I aspire. I love you,
I aspire to have a better connection with you. I
want to find a way for us to communicate better.
Here's some of the things I'm feeling. I just like,
be so super vulnerable. It's going to require you to
be super vulnerable. So I'm trying to But that's taking
the high ground right there. That's him being like, all right, look,

(58:12):
I'm putting myself on the chopping block and I'm gonna
make myself so vulnerable that my nerves are gonna show
and you're gonna be able to poke my nerves. But
I'm doing this because I love you so much and
I want us to fix this relationship now. When your
nerves are poked. The thing you said you have to
do is not freaking let that affect you. And that's

(58:33):
hard to do. Like I said, that's really really, really
hard to do. I don't. I do not envy you. Man.
I the vulnerable, no doubt. But I've been Me and
my brothers have had fights that have lasted a year,
you know where my brother and I didn't talk for
a year and I can never get that back, you
know what I mean, And he can never get that back.

(58:53):
And thank god neither one of us perished during that year,
you know what I mean, Because then I would feel
like shit. And so you got to think of it also,
is that, you know what I mean, Tomorrow nothing's promised,
Nothing has promised. Tomorrow's not promised, you know what I mean.
So I, in my personal belief, I think you and
your brother, like Zach said, do need to sit down
have this conversation. And yeah, taking the high road is

(59:16):
the way to go, because it sounds like it sounds
like you're not the instigator. He's the one that's instigating
all of this stuff. Well, but he might have his
own story, you know, you said, whatever is whatever you
believe to be true. He's probably got something. He's obviously
got something else going in his head. And the idea,
the goal is to kind of get on the same page.
And and my advice is just to make sure when

(59:38):
you do have this conversation that you need to have
that you're not accusatory accusatory accusatory. There's no extracy in there.
Zach I likes, I like accusator accusatory accusatory. That'd be
a good T shirt along with deservant, deservant accusacatory. But
we but but dude, the first thing is the most
important thing is you got to communicate. If you just

(59:59):
often your corners pouting and hating each other, nothing's ever
gonna happen. So you sef, You're welcome, you sef, you sef.
I think if you follow all that advice and you're
gonna listen to this back, you're welcome, it's gonna work.
Thank you, Thank you. No, I really do appreciate that
and all honestly, and and I know fix your life's
usually the end. But I would be just so remissed

(01:00:20):
Donald if I didn't say that. I absolutely adore Remember
the Titans, And you have my absolute favorite line in
the entire film, which is so it's the scene right
when you know y'all are on a winning street, y'all
feeling good, and you're you're going out for a night
on the town and Sunshine wants to take you and

(01:00:41):
Blue into a restaurant and you tell him, now, this
is Virginia. You know, they're not really gonna want us here,
and he tries anyway, and then you get turned away
the door, and it's it's this you know moment that
kind of creates a schism again between the black players
and the white players. But you have a line there
where you get really upset, and you know, Blue says, Wen,
he didn't know, and he said, what do you mean here?

(01:01:02):
You know, I told him he don't want to know,
And like that to me is just so emblematic of
so much of the inequality and apathy and insensitivity that
is still so pervasive to this day, of how many
people just don't want to know. That's absolutely right, that's that,
that's the truth. There are a lot of people out

(01:01:23):
there that don't want to know, and they know, they
know they've been told over and over and over again
what the deal is. And you're right about that. There's
a group, not even a small group, there's a really
big population in America. I'll just talk about America. In
America that knows what's going on and knows what the

(01:01:44):
experienced brown people and other minorities are having in this country,
and they see it and they act like they don't
see it and they play aloof or they play freaking
stupid and that's bullshit. And you're absolutely right, Sunshine. I
knew I told him, you know, Pete told him, but
he didn't want and he didn't want to hear that shit.

(01:02:05):
He wanted to hear what he wanted to hear. You're
absolutely right about that, man. That's a strong that is
a powerful line. Brother. Yeah, all right, brother Sep, thank
you for coming on the show. We really appreciate it.
And please send Donald the mother load of games. Oh absolutely,
thank you so much for having me my pleasure. Man,
thank you so much. Good luck with your brother, good luck,
good luck call him today. I will, I will thank

(01:02:29):
you all so much, you Seff. We want to follow up,
so let you well know what happens after you talk
to your brother. I will absolutely thank you. All right, bye, man,
Thank you. It would it would suck that U. STEP's
follow up is like, so I killed him, I miss,
I misunderstood your advice and I strangled him. Thanks guys,

(01:02:53):
let's take a break. We'll be right back. After these
fine words. First of all, John C mcginley's Doctor Phil
impressions pretty good. Yeah, that was funny. I guess I
might have been the height of Doctor Phil. Turks cheese,

(01:03:13):
I love. The only word you know is caso. You're like,
did somebody say cheese? Yeah, but I'm just saying somebody
going out to get some cheese. Let a brother know.
And then it cuts you later and you're eating a
fucking solid brick of cheese. I'm eating some government cheese.
Not only did they go to the store, they went
to the truck and got the government cheese that somebody

(01:03:33):
got online, got the government cheese and handed it to Turk.
And now Turk's walking around with government cheese, chewing on
it like it's freaking like it's a snack. It was
so gross, Like, who would ever eat cheese like that? Turk?
I like, when you go, ka, my ass ass, because

(01:03:54):
he my ass. How does Carlin not know that her
fucking brothers flew in English? I mean, come on, they
don't hang out much. He hides it from her, he does,
I guess. I mean they always speaks managed to each other.
It's just the first time we hear the phrase in
opposite world because I say that, and Yo, dude, I've
left that, I've taken for the rest of my life.
I'm gonna use that word. I always say an opposite world.

(01:04:15):
I've used it since since I remember. I remember watching
the show and you saying that and being like, Yo,
that is my new ship. An opposite world is going
to be my new ship. We use it with each other,
and this is this is I don't know where I mean,
obviously some writer put it in, but this is where
we first started. This is where we first started using it. Yeah,
Nana Hobbs is a bit racist. What Yeah, that was funny, Tara.

(01:04:37):
I like when I go I'm gonna miss you and no,
you're sorry, you go I'm gonna miss you. Right, I'm
gonna miss you too, and you too, we just met.
I'm kidding. That was funny. Weird, Danny's still weird. I mean,
part of Danny's stick is that she always starts conversations
in the middle of an in the middle of a conversation. Yeah,
but also I like when Danny says, you know, she's talking,

(01:04:59):
and when the elevator and she's like you know this,
it gets you know, fall right, now and then the
stream of me and you're like looking at her like
what She's like, Oh sorry, I mean I just have
it inner monologue in my head and you're like, weirdo,
But yeah, that's your character exactly. I must have come
from somebody the writers who are being knowing someone that
just always started conversations right in the middle of a conversation,

(01:05:20):
because I think it's a funny thing for Danny, she's
always like like three sentences into a conversation and Jad's like, what, Yeah,
have you ever said to somebody you know what I
was thinking about and they actually answered what you were
thinking about? But they don't answer correctly. Yeah, it's one
of It's one of the funniest things ever. Like, so
usually when you say to somebody, you know what I

(01:05:40):
was thinking about, you're saying it so they'll be like,
what what were you thinking about? And then you can
go into what you were thinking about? Right. Yeah. I
watched my wife some one time go up to this
young lady and she goes, oh my god, you know
what I was just thinking about. And the girl goes
Rihanna dancing on the stage and last Year's in case.
He's like, what, no, no, no, no, that's funny though.

(01:06:08):
You all have one of those locked and loaded for
when someone says that to it. So you know what
I was thinking about, right, and you just go into
when she got thick? Yeah. How about the fact that
we learned that Kelso's genitals were shaved when he passed

(01:06:29):
out at the Christmas party. Yeah, and that Cox is
the one that shaved them. Yeah, Kelso got so hammered
and passed the Christmas party and Cox shaved his genitals
more than once too. That's something I didn't remember from
the cross Yeah, more than once too. This is like,
this is like a recurring tradition that happens. So funny

(01:06:51):
and then I liked. I laughed too when Sarah says
she has to perform a thong extraction on herself, right,
How fucking funny is that punch in the face to you? Dude?
When when when when Marco hits you in the face?
I laughed out loud. I laughed at that too. You go,
I told you that is the hardest hit. Yeah, by

(01:07:12):
scrub by the way scrubs Wicky says that you have
the black eye on the wrong eye, I do, Yeah,
says we had a couple of racist jokes in this.
Is it racist to say that Nana Hobbs is a racist?
And that's all right? She thought that she thought that
I was robbing the house. Well, she's racist. She was.

(01:07:36):
She's racist. By the way. It's not racist, or correct
me if I'm wrong. You guys will tell me when
I say so. Black people can get black eyes too.
Who know? Well, I mean, come on, man, you've seen
all types of boxing matches and a lot of boxers
are black. But you're trying to tell me if this
is where the bullshit comes in. Muhammad Ali, I've seen

(01:07:57):
him get sucked up. I've seen Leon Spins get sucked up.
I've seen a bunch of black people get sucked up
fighting back in the day before scrubs out of nowhere.
J D's like, wait a second, black people get black eyes.
I mean, I thought it was funny. But if you're
telling me it's fucked up, I believe you. No, I don't.

(01:08:17):
I don't think it's fucked up. I just think I
just think that JD is trying to be a bit
of you know what I mean. He's a doctor. I'm
sure he's seen a black person with the black eye's
trying to be best friend exactly exactly, but it doesn't work.
If JD is, you know, genuinely asking that question, then
it becomes a racist joke. Right. I think that as

(01:08:38):
a doctor, he's probably seen a black person with a
black eye. But just so you know the trivia that Scrubs,
Wicky said that you're a black ey's on the wrong eye. Well,
you know, we can't all be perfect. Yeah, yeah, they
cannot be perfect makeup department, there's Yeah, there's a bunch
of continuity errors in this one. Who to this episode?

(01:09:01):
This was Gailman Cuso I think has since one uh
an Emmy for Modern Family. I believe double checking. I
believe Joel will double check. Gailman Cuso was one of
our great directors and she went on after Scrubs to
become one of the top TV directors in Hollywood. A

(01:09:21):
lot of a lot of Modern Families. I remember that,
you guys, I had forgotten the reveal that Danny is
Jordan's sister. Wait, the best one when you're like I
finally found a girl with no issues, you know, and
you're like bam, they walk out and you're like oh no, yeah,
oh no, my Nemesis. Yeah, this is the beginning of

(01:09:44):
a lot of crazy this like at some point, don't
you have a toilet paper thrown Terra in this on
scrubs at some point later on as we go on,
like don't we doesn't it get like just ridiculous? Weeks? Oh,
I remember there's a fantasy coming up the Tara mentioned.
I mean we were texting back and forth about when
she's dressed as a cigarette. Remember, I remember I was

(01:10:05):
so embarrassed, like Tarry, You're gonna dress as a cigarette
right now? I'm like, you go. And I remember wearing
an alba, going like, oh my god. I love that
we had. We had like only Bill Lawrence would bring
on this beautiful woman that everyone's like lusting after him, like, hey,
we're gonna dress you up as a cigarette. And then
when she's in the bed, when she's in the bed
just smoking smoke. I just remember this story. Do you

(01:10:26):
remember this. I had to do a naked dance in
front of you. And when you're on set as a
guy and you just be naked, there's only a certain
amount of stuff you can do. So I put my
junk in a sock and I and I tucked it
all in and as best as I could, and then
I had to do the dance and I'm dancing around.
The sock held on as long as it could, but
eventually it just gave up, and I was like, sorry, Tara, Sorry,

(01:10:49):
that was hilarious. We had so many I was like sorry,
remember me, Like sorry, Tara, but it's but it's like Seinfeld,
so you know, it's very cold in here, Tara conditioning.
Joel told me that what hold on me? Gayelm and
Cuso did win the Emmy for directing the episode Arrested
on Modern Family, and then in twenty fourteen, she won

(01:11:13):
the Emmy again for directing the episode of Las Vegas.
She's got two Emmys for directing Modern Family. Guys, I
think we did it. Tara. You're gonna have to come
back on because you're such a great guest and you've
been in so many other episodes. Will you join us?
Was this? I hope this wasn't too painful for you know,
it's so much fun. I had the best time. I'd
love to come back. Then, all right, good. It's fun
because once a week we just all get together and

(01:11:35):
shoot the ship and and we have these amazing listeners
that join us and we all just sit around and
giggle about nonsense. It's a great show. Yeah, we're really
happy that you came on. Man, you have so many
other stories that we would be as. We want to
hear more stories. We definitely at least want to have
you back for either the episode where I actually showed
you my junk in a very cold room, Tara, or

(01:11:56):
when you're dressed as a cigarette. But thank you. You're
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(01:12:18):
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