322: My Best Friend's Wedding with Judy Reyes

On this week's episode TURK AND CARLA GET MARRIED! In the real world, JUDY REYES returns, and she tells us all about her amazing sex life.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, look at Joelle's new background. Donald, Holy cow, it's
like she's at the stairs. Look at that door. Look
at that, bro, look at that Look at that Donald. Wow,
she got steps and ship. Look at she's got a
big ass house. We've been moving on up. He came
in the look's apartment in the sky. Joel, you don't

(00:24):
look as as jove etl as someone who just moved
into a dopeuse stone to the bone. No, moving into
AHD is really a challenge. There are box everywhere. I'm
like trying to get myself organized. I'm so happy to
the out of my old space and that we have
all of this room and i can see the vision

(00:44):
and I'm very excited, but we're not quite there yet. Well, listen,
you gotta give yourself, Joelle. You gotta give yourself time
to live amidst the chaos. You sounds just like my
baby brother. And no, you're gonna drive yourself crazy. It's
gonna take like a month or so to get it all. Well,
you can listen if you guys go balls to the wall.

(01:06):
I just imagine you don't have all the furniture yet, right,
you can need to get some first. I'm sitting on
like an ottoman right now. Speaking of the vision, did
you watch one division? I watched the first three episodes?
How did you get the first three? She's a she's
a she's a critic. We got we got the box too,
flow got sent a whole box. I think it's like

(01:27):
Marvel inside. You got all of it. Did you get
the whole series? We gotta, we got the box set? Yeah, man,
if you, if you, if you, Daniel, you and I Man,
we don't, we don't. We don't get the perks that
these two get. These two get the perk perks. You
know what I mean. Well, she's a critic. I'm in
every union and guild there is, and my girlfriend's in

(01:50):
a Marvel movie. So we get a lot of shit. Yeah,
well I'm in a closet. Okay, I will loan you.
I will loan that own. You are Wandavis, as in
box said, if you do me a favor, if favor
is what is favor, hold on, hold on what is said,
favor whatever you're willing, however far you're willing to go. No,

(02:11):
oh my god, I've seen I've seen I've seen this
type of porn before. No, no, no, no, no, you've
seen of friends help each other out the porno. Yeah,
I know how that starts off. Yeah, me too, Hey man,
will you help me shower? I broke my arm? Hey
my god, I'm stuck under the sink. Could you could
you take my pants off for me? Yeah? Yeah? Oh man,

(02:35):
Doctor system is supposed to beat off like five times
a week. Put on with these two broken arms. I
can't do it even better, doctor said. Doctor says, I'm
supposed to beat off like five times a week. I
could totally do it. I just need a target. Can
I use your face? Oh my god? Anyway, Well, keep
everyone to the program, Joel, you bopped off for a

(02:55):
second and missed a really beautiful segue. Hey, everyone, welcome
to the program. We have a we have the season
three finale. Everybody, We're going so fast. Oh my god.
We are one third of the way through this rewatch podcast. Wow.
A lot of people weighing in on social media saying

(03:17):
they would love us to do another show like Friends
or The Office. I think we should do like Martin.
I know you said that last time. I don't want
to do or a different world that would be a
good one. A different world would be a good one.
I got to do one. Just from a from a
listener point of view, I think you want to do
one that the bulk of our fan base overlaps with

(03:38):
enjoying that show. So that's why it would be like
Parks and Wreck or The Office or Friends. Stuff that's
in our style. You know what I mean? I totally
understand something that something that Scrubs viewers would probably also
want to binge. No, I totally get it. I get it.
So sorry about Martin. Yeah, I totally get it. I

(04:00):
totally get it. Why you have this weird I were like,
something's coming, something's brewing. It's like, no, not here, I
hear nothing. Nothing's coming. They can hear it, and they
can hear it in my voice already. I totally get it. Okay,
I get listen. I how was your weekend? My weekend
was decent. It was hot. I spent it with the kids. Yeah,

(04:23):
that's what we did. We made some I made some
delicious meals for my children which they did not eat.
Which I saw the chicken and waffles. You mean they
ate that? Oh they ate that. Yeah, they just don't
eat the other things. They don't eat, the sophisticated things
like the ox tail. They're like, no, I don't want that.

(04:43):
We've been watching a Top Chef, which I love, and
there's one guy who does a lot of soul food
cooking and it made me miss Roscoe's chicken and waffles. Oh, man,
that's why I made those chicken and waffles the other night.
Last night I needed it for my so I did. Man,
I wonder if you can get Roscoes on on what

(05:05):
do you call it? Postman? You can get anything on Postmates. Man,
you can get diamonds on Postmates. You can get diamonds
on Postmates. Dude, go shopping on Postmates. She'd be surprised,
which you'll find. That'd be funny. Can you go buy
an engagement ring? I'd like this cut. I wouldn't be
surprised if like Aaron Brothers has a freaking Postmates connection.

(05:30):
Just type Aaron that's a A R O N slash
diamonds for your twenty five percent off. I don't think
Aaron Brothers sells diamonds. I know I'm making shit up. Dude,
Look how cute my dog is right now? She's under
the pillow. Joel, Look, Oh, how's so cute? I saw

(05:54):
nomad Land, which is really good. It's really good. Friends.
Tom Hanks movie No Nomad Land is the one with
Francis McDorman who adopts this lifestyle of living in her
van because she has no money. And the film follows
this sort of trend, if you will, of people who,

(06:17):
either because they choose the life or because they don't
have enough money to have a home, begin to live
in their vans, and people trick them out in all
different ways, and they some of them are are sort
of migrant workers. They go where the work is. This
character goes to work at Amazon for the holidays. Then
she goes and she works, you know, in different restaurants

(06:38):
depending on what time of year it is. Anyway, it's
about this sort of life that these people live, and
you're watching it and you're going, wow, these people are
so real that they've found to be in them film
with her. I've never seen any of these faces before,
and they're all so extraordinary. Turns out they're all the
real people. She just like they just took a small
crew and like embedded with all the real people, so

(06:59):
they'll be a woman who was telling you this like
heartbreaking story about how she ended up living in her van,
and and and losing her her child, and you're just like, Wow,
what an actress. I can't believe I've never seen her before.
She's telling her story. Wow, it's fucking beautiful. I really
highly recommend it. Did you watch it on a streaming service?

(07:20):
I watched it. I have the screener. I think I
watched the DVD of it, Lucky, but why is it
not out yet? Joel? I'm not sure. I was just
wondering if we must let me see will you look
for me? It must be out? Yeah, but I really
recommend that. Frans McDorman, of course, is just an extraordinary actress.
Now me, i'm OCD. So whenever I see something that

(07:41):
intrigues me, I then go balls out and research it
for hours and hours. And I went down the rabbit
hole of conversion vans because some of these vans are
so I want to are you gonna get like the beat?
Are you gonna Scooby Doo a van? Oh? God, you
should totally mystery machine a van. I want my machine

(08:02):
a van. I wouldn't paint it like the Mystery Machine,
but you can go. There's so many people now that
are tricking out like Sprinter vans, you know, and they're
so cool. Turn that shit into a fucking Kanye West
gift that he gave to freaking future type situation. Yes,
maybe that's a tricked out van right there. Yeah, oh sorry,
Joel just told me. It's on Hulu. Guys. Anyway, check

(08:24):
it out. It's again. It's a slow paced, artful indie.
But nothing's wrong. Chloe did an incredible movie like two
years ago about like Cowboys. I think it's called Cowboy.
It's called The Writer from Sorry, So yeah, Florence had
seen that and I haven't. That's her other film is
called The Rider, and I believe she does the same

(08:45):
thing in that in that she cast all the real people,
right but you you last thing I'll say about Nomad
Land is you just as a director, I'm going back
and forth like I'm going are these the real people
or no way? This performance is too amazing for for
someone who's not an actor. And then and then they
come the credits come up, and every single it'll be

(09:08):
like Jim Jim Smith, Tim Tim Baker, it's all the
fucking people so cool. Other than her and David Strathairne,
I think it's all real people anyway, I highly recommend it.
Right on. I'm waiting to catch my stride, man, you
know what I mean. I'm waiting to hit that stride,
just like we all are. You know. It's a beautiful

(09:29):
thing when you find it, too, Like I feel like
the person that's found it is like, you know, when
Tom Hanks found it, it was like back to back
to back to back to back Oscars and Awards season.
Marshela Ali, that's another person who found it, you know
what I mean. It was something that all of a
sudden clicked all of a sudden, you know what I mean.
And I hope for every actor out there. You know,

(09:50):
I know we all search for it, but it is
my dream to find that. And I hope for you, Zach,
I hope you find it one day. I hope for
everyone that that moment where it finally clicks and something,
because it's so chaotic man, you know what I mean,
it's all so chaotic to find you said it, you
said it best to find the perfect performance. They literally

(10:13):
had to get somebody who experienced it to make it work.
You know what I mean. It's like, you know, as actors,
we try to get there. And I truly hope for myself.
I hope for you. I hope for anyone out there
who's an actor and is listening, I hope. I hope
that you find it, man, because that it's the forever
journey I get. I'm getting emotional thinking about it right now. Man.

(10:33):
It's that forever journey man. And if you do find
and if you are able to touch it, congratulations. All
you gotta do is keep going all out for everything
that comes up. You know, you're only one audition away
from a role. It will change your life. And that
doesn't matter if you're a known actor like Donald or
if you're a struggling actor listening. You're one incredible audition

(10:56):
away from having your whole life change. And all you
can do is go all out. Never phone anything in,
always do the work, and it's always a roll of
the dice. But if are you prepared for that? You know,
I've when I'm directing, I have actors come in and
you like, they act like they got it this morning,

(11:17):
and it's not memorized, and no shit happens people that
you know, they don't have time to memorize it. Their
kid was homesick from school, whatever. But you're never going
to be able to compete with the people out there
who are going one hundred percent every single time. So
you have to do that. It's really well, you know
and that. But that's the other thing though, you think,

(11:38):
once you get in, also I'm in, we're golden. Just
because you're in, doesn't mean that spot to go us forever.
You got to continue to earn it and it could
be gone the next year. Remember Mickey Rourke had this
fucking extraordinary comeback when he did The Fighter or the Box,
the wrestling movie The Wrestler, and it was like reminded
everyone the holy fuck, what a great actor. And then

(11:59):
it was like, okay, well here comes his giant second
chapter and it didn't happen. Right well, he did Iron
Man two part two. He was an Iron Man Part two, right,
you know you know what I mean. I mean, like,
I just I know how great of an actor he is.
Like it's just the first thing the key to my mind,
there's the zillion examples of people like it's just so

(12:19):
so many things have to line up, dude, It's not
just talent. Obviously, it's talent. Obviously, it's you going your
balls out best. But then it's like you know, is
the is the right role lined up for you? You know,
it's crazy is that us being home now and everything
like that? We get to look at the self tapes
that we send in, right, And so I'll sometimes sit
there and I'll spend hours on a self tape trying

(12:42):
to get the perfect tape, and then I'll look at
it and I'll be like, holy shit, I'm fucking killing
this ship, like when I was when I did Emergence.
I remember when I was doing Emergence, I was like,
if anybody sees this show that's in the entertainment industry,
I got a job coming my way. This ship is
real and feel it's real. Right. It's like the same
thing when you get your audition tapes and you send
them out and then when they go it's not going

(13:02):
any further. You're like, wait a second, what you hold on? Ye?
Did they they want did they look at it? Did
they watch the tape? They must have seen the tape.
They didn't see the tape. They didn't see the tape.
What about when you find out who they hired and
you're like, what, yeah, dude, that happened recently? Where that
happened recently? And my wife looked at me like, you've
gotta be fucking kidding me. And I was like, babe,

(13:23):
come on now, babe, babe. I was like, no, envy,
you can't be you can't be idious, so this shit,
you gotta let it go. And she was like, Babe,
I'm sorry. And she my wife is my My wife
is my biggest fan. She's like the hype man that
gets you into the fight, you know what I mean.
She's got the hype man that's like, Yo, we got
Donald Fade's on up in here, everybody going crazy. She

(13:45):
is the one that gets that's like, Yo, you don't
know who the fuck this is. You don't know who
my man is. You don't need to mother fucking understand
my man is. Love that about her, Yo, Baby, tell
them who you are. Tell them who you are, baby,
Tell them who you are. Did she read with you
for yourself tapes? Yeah? She reads with me. She gives
me directions like I'll do I'll I'll be rehearsing it

(14:06):
and and she'll go, she'll go, you're not gonna do
it like that, are you? I beg what? Oh like that?
You gotta do it like that? You shouldn't do it
like that. Yeah, I'm like, all right, we can't do
this anymore. You're not gonna. I don't need I don't
I don't need you. I can imagine you guys would
get in out of an argument or that we fight.
Oh god, yeah, we fight so big time. We fight.

(14:26):
So when it comes to when it comes to the
to the work, oh my god. We argue so much
because and I know she it's coming from a great
place because she wants with what's best for me. But
she's not an actress, you know what I mean. And
but she thinks she's like she can memorize shit real quick.
It's it's it's it's automatic, like she'll read it once
and then it's memorized. But the infliction and the tone

(14:50):
and the way she's saying it, it's kind of off always.
But because it's memorized and I'm struggling to memorize it,
she's like, oh god, She's like, she gives me the
so terrible at this. Should I should be an actress?
So I'm like, do you remember I once directed Casey
Cobbin in a video that was never released? Do you
remember that? So I you can cut this and you

(15:16):
want to, but I gotta tell these guys. I went. So,
we were doing a pub a PSA for what was
it a Casey's charity? Yeah, Souls for Souls, Souls for Souls.
It was a idea, like you you donate a pair
of Shoot, were you going? Well? I want to hear
the story. Is he going to grab Casey? I but

(15:38):
he's going to grab Casey? Or maybe he's asking her
if we can tell the story. He might be asking
her for a lot. To tell the story, I'll tell
a PG version of it. I want to hear the
R version. Yeah, seriously, why did you just get up
and leave? I went to go get the girl? Oh
was she coming? Yeah? Am I allowed to tell the story? Well?

(16:04):
Donald was talking about how you give him direction when
he's doing his audition tapes. Yeah, I'm not allowed. Well
we don't do it anymore together. Well you got you
because you're too mean, You're too too heart of a director.
You know what, I should have been a director. I
really should have, because see here we go, we're talking
about my auditions and how you helped me out with
my auditions. Well, first of all, I get annoyed when

(16:25):
he says, hey, babe, can we read this. Can you
run this with me? And I run it? And he
doesn't know it? That to me is one of my
biggest pet peeves, because yeah, you got to know it.
Why is he Why is he memorizing before he comes
to you? Exactly? Okay? But also after the eighteenth time,

(16:46):
after like the eighteenth time, I'm off book and she's
got it memorized, and you do, and so this, Oh
I would hate that if my girlfriend had it memorized
before me and she wasn't the one audition together very
single time and then stop. And then I say, why
don't you go back and study it some more and

(17:07):
we'll practice again later, because what should you do? Should
you have been an actress? Though? I should have been
a director? Okay, So then he comes back and we
do it again. I'm like, is that how you're going
to do that? Is that it doesn't sound like you're
in a conversation that sounds like you've memorized, And I'm oh,

(17:30):
my god, look at his face. I wish the audience
could see his face right now. He's so mad, so mad.
We'll fight and then he won't speak to me for
three days. Oh god, but no, but literally, it's like
and then one time, I don't know if he there
was one time that he had this big audition for something,
and I'm just gonna say in retrospect, it bombed. So

(17:51):
the Blessing into Sky again, it bombed, and the movie
was bad, but keeping it one hundred, Yeah, we stud
eat it forever and ever I read lines with it.
I mean I was in there everything she gave me
line reading. And then I'm gonna tell you when he delivered,
I said, I think you need to think of and

(18:13):
picture and imagine Robert Duvall in this scene and how
he would do this. He goes and does the audition,
he doesn't get the role. It's my fault, yeah, because
you steered him towards being duval esque. Yes, So when
that movie bombed, it was the best thing that happened
in my life. In that year, I didn't even watch

(18:34):
movies that I've auditioned, like even if the movie's bad, Like,
even if the movie's bad, I'm still jealous and mad
that I didn't get the movie. Like there's so many
movies that have come out where I was like, man,
I should have got that. And listen, Casey, I was
going to tell the story about how I once directed you.
But we can edit it out if you don't want,
but I'll try and tell it delicately. Is this the

(18:57):
hair commercial? No, this is the Souls for Souls. So
Casey has a charity she's involved with called Souls for
Souls that donates shoes to those whinging shoes and Donald
and I did a public service announcement for them, and
I'm like, and Casey's like, hey, I think I can

(19:19):
get Jessica to do one. Can you come up with
an idea and and and we can execute it. We'll
shoot it at her house. You know, I'll be in it.
It'll be great. I'm like, sure, Casey, that'll be fun.
So are me and Donald's have like sexual in nuendo,
and it was like, you know, us being us, just
being stupid and then trying to you know, get a
lot of eyeballs on it. And then it was okay,

(19:39):
let's go donate shoes for Souls for Souls. So so
we want to do the same thing with Jessica. So
I go, I go, Casey, let's why don't we do
an idea where Jessica's fallen asleep under the covers with
their shoes on. Oh God? And uh and you come
in you're her friend, and you're like, oh, and you know,
you see her struggling to get her shoes off, and

(20:01):
you're try and help her because she's fallen asleep under
the covers with her shoes on, and she's like and
I go. The joke will be like you're not sure
what she's doing, Like it'll be a little bit like
is she playing with herself or something? And then and
then it'll be revealed that no, she's just struggling to
get her shoes off. So we go to Jessica's house.

(20:22):
Casey's there, and Jessica has friends over, and I'm like,
oh God, how are you do this? She's got friends over. Whatever,
We're gonna figure it out. So we go up into
one of the bedrooms and Casey's there with me, and
Jessica hasn't really you know, read or memorized what we're
trying to do. And we're like, all right, so, Jessica,
you're basically trying to get your shoes off, but I

(20:42):
need the audience to think that you might be masturbated. God.
And then the idea is that Casey comes in and
goes what are you doing. So we start filming. Jessica's like,
mm oh, and I go co co cock cot cut Jessica,

(21:10):
we need the audience to sort of kind of be
on on the on, like it can go either way,
like you're either trying to get your shoes like you know,
like picture you're strugling your shoes off and you're but
it also has to be a little bit like unclear
what you're doing. But it can't be like, you know,
full on porn up. She's like, okay, okay, I gotta
I gotta go. Okay, take two. M keep in mind

(21:37):
it's just me, Zach and Jessica in the room together
and I'm I'm mortified. And then Casey comes in. Casey
comes in, she turns it like Jessica, what are you doing?
And then she pulls back the covers and she's like,
I'm trying to get my shoes off. Anyway, we did
the best we could. We cut it together. Casey w
and I were laughing. We showed it to We showed
it to Jessica and her team and they're like, there's

(21:58):
no fucking way putting this on the internet. So Casey
and I are the only people that have ever seen
the PSA that we made. But anyway, can you still
go to Souls for Souls? You can still go to
Souls for Souls and donate shoes. But only Casey and

(22:20):
I will ever see the unreleased director's cut of Jessica
Simpson has a fake orgasm. Literally the most awkward, random
situation I've ever been. It was so funny, it was
so funny, But I agree with her family. You couldn't
really release it because it was it was too extra

(22:42):
and not to mention, we shot that part what thirty
seven times and finally we were like, I think this
is about as good as it's good. Yeah, the truth
is we would have had a really we would have
directed a lot of traffic to a good charity. All right, Casey,
we got to start the show. It be well, look

(23:02):
how everybody's up here, because y'all can't be without me
for five minutes. Oh my god, y'all can't be without
me for five minutes. Oh they're so cute in their uniforms.
We're just paraded buying their little uniforms. I love that,
the whole families in the closet. All right, we got
Juy Rays here. Everybody for the season finale of season three,

(23:26):
Here we go five, six, seven, eight, Sis, I'm about
sure we made about a bunch of docs and nurses stories.
Around here, yea, around here? All right, Here comes Donald's recab.

(23:56):
I hope that I hope on behalf of everyone that
he chose to pre write it this time. No, it's
freestyle again. I like. I like the beat. The beat
was fire first of all. Yeah, the beat was good. Daniel.
I was, oh god, I was worried. I saw like
one positive Instagram. Shit. Now he's never gonna write it again.

(24:18):
He's gonna rely on Daniel's beat. Let's go all right,
drop the beat, Daniel, Turk and Carl It finally reached
their wedding day. Jordan and Cox at the house to themselves.
If you're married with kids, you know exactly how special
that is. J d and Elliott are beating. And is
it Danny or Doug or Danny and Ted or is

(24:39):
it Danny and Sean. I don't know, but Danny get
around like Tupac. Marriage is a beautiful thing when you
get it right. Yeah, good work. That was funny. That
was a good one. Donald. A nice beat, Daniel, Thank you, dude.

(24:59):
I get it. Tell you this is a great episode. Yeah. Good.
It goes about saying he got Tim Holbert, one of
her best writers, with Bill Lawrence directing, and it's just
a great one. It's it's the story's great. It's funny, shit,
it's romantic. It's got everything you want. It's even got
George Dakai, for God's sakes, It's got Sulu. It's got Sulu. Yeah,

(25:24):
Sulu is up in this piece. And I even do
the flip phone for him, just to give it a
little bit of a Star Trek reference to click. Oh
I didn't even get that. Yeah. Now let's talk about
some trivia. We have Judy coming any moment. She had
to join us belatedly. So before you guys say you're
taking too long, we're stalling for waiting for Judy. I

(25:46):
saw on Scrubs wiki. So, so this is Judy's sister, right,
One of these is Judy's real twin. Yeah. The one
who gets her eyebrow shaved off is her actual twin, right,
So that's Judy's sleep for turnal twin. This is the
very first episode where doctor Kelso calls you Turkleton. Yeah,
and missus Turkleton yeah, and missus Turkleton very funny Kelso

(26:10):
hammered So, let me get this straight. Sorry, you think
my name is turk Turkleton. Yeah, and he goes and
missus Turkleton turtons and he goes, can I get a
scotch scotch? Yeah, Hammered Kelso is funny. Hammered Kelso is funny.
Joslyn Reyes is uh is Joslyn Joslyn. That's what I said.

(26:37):
Renee was the bartenderduce yes And for those of you
playing along, the bartender who first serves Kelso at the
wedding is with Sarah standon Renee and I think this
is the first time she's ever on camera, right she
Whereas Deonte and and Scott are stand ins and Kattia
they often did background stuff, Renee mostly didn't. I don't think. Yeah,

(27:01):
I don't know if she chose not to, but it's
it's weird because she popped on camera like she looked great. Yeah.
When I remember, when you get to set the stand
in show, you you know what it is that you're
supposed to do, and sometimes if it's complicated, you go
by the monitor so you can see exactly what it is.
That's happening. And Renee always popped on camera. It was like,
why don't you just you should be an actress girl,

(27:23):
why don't you just you know? Oh, I'm sure she
was trying. Yeah, I remember that too, now. I remember
like when you'd often look at the standings on the
monitor and and Renee had that thing that just sort
of pops on on camera. Camera. Loved her. She looks,
she looks great, and she finally got a line. She
offers kelso booze. Yep, she does. So this very first

(27:44):
scene you're in, you're naked. I am naked? Now? What
was that like? You're if you for those of you. One,
we're playing golf. How is my swing? First of all, horrible? One.
I have a sock on my my my it was
a cod piece obviously, so it's just a used jam
it all in a tube sock, balls and shaft jammed

(28:06):
into a tube sock pretty much, balls and shaft and
if you if you jam all that in a sock,
it's likely to stay unless you do too much jumping. Right, Yeah,
did you take uber rubber band? I well, rubber band
circulation situations. When you rubber band it, rubber band is
a circulation situation, right, but uh, but so I did that.
Also when watching, I remember thinking I was so heavy

(28:29):
back then, like, oh man, I'm so out of I'm
so overweight. I wish I had that that that frame. Now, man,
my butt was fire. That actually looked good. That my
waist looked like, oh my god, I had the waist
of a fourteen year old boy. I was looking good, son,
like that was right, that was right? Like I was like,

(28:52):
if I could get back to I remember being it's
like I was. I think I weighed like one eighty five,
one ninety back then, and I remember thinking, wow, I'm
overweight because seventy five was my fight weight, right, and
I was like, I'm really overweight. I wish I was
one ninety right now. I wish I could get back
to that weight right now. Oh my goodness, gracious, I
probably could. I bet you my knees wouldn't hurt anymore,

(29:13):
my back wouldn't I wouldn't have back issues anymore, Oh
my god. But the work to get there. I peloton?
Did you peloton today? Peloton? Babylon today? Peloton five days
a week. That's my jam, five days a week. You
did it today? Die is a week. Yeah, today, I
did it too. How long do you do it for
thirty minutes? Cody? I did forty five minutes, Cody, which
was good for you. I did whatever like one of

(29:35):
the most recent thirty minute pop rides. I'm trying, man,
but yo, man, I'm like part of me starting to think, like, Yo,
do I need these nugenics and shit like that? Do
I need these testosterone pills? Like? What the heck? I
want to look like I did when I was twenty five?
Do you know what I looked like when I was
twenty five? It's like seventy five percent diet. More than that,
it's like ninety eight percent diet. Dude. Yeah, you gotta

(29:56):
see it. Like everyone gets all complicated. It's just mass
how many how much you're putting in, how much you're burning.
But you could but you could put That's the crazy
thing is you could put as what's the matter, Danil,
That's just the It's just the most woeful truth. That's all.
I'm just, you know, sighing at the You're right, just
eat better. Every time I see all these things with
their cops, every time people I see people with these

(30:17):
complicated diets, I'm like, it's not it's not it's not
rocket science. It's just a calorie mass. But it's not
just calories. I'm not saying it's not hard to pass
on the fucking shit you want to eat. But it's
not complicated. But you can eat all the protein in
the world though, man, and just and still drop weight.
So I don't know if it's calories though, right, Calories
isn't necessarily what it is. It's what you put in

(30:39):
versus how much you burn. Right. All I know is, Man,
I look back at that, and I'm like, wow, I
look tasty. I was a snack. I wasn't look really perky.
You had like a like a solid bee cup. That
was a straight up a cup. Man, that was a
those were and they were perky. And she's kisses look delicious?
Is there something smaller than the I had a training

(31:00):
broad that sound nice in my titty? No, I think
they're perky as those are. They were. They were they
were training broad like I was working on growing some
titties like I was working on it. They're they were.
It was like I just went through puberty and the
nipple was hard, you know what I mean. I don't
know if we're allowed to see that. But I'm sure

(31:21):
you know what. I had a thing when I was
in going through puberty where I started to get little breasts. Yeah,
you get those little freaking hard you get little rocks,
and your nipples hurt and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's what
I was talking about. And it happens to boys. They
start to get a little estrogen and they get a
little beginner breasts. And my brothers had seen on like

(31:42):
the Jerry Springer show that these guys who were steroid
freaks got a thing called bitch tit, which if you
take too much roids, I guess you also start to
get a little bit of a small breast. And so
my brothers thought that was hilarious and they would look,
I mean, it was the kind of thing you could
see if I had my shirt off, and they'd be like, oh,
you got bitch tip. And I'm like, I don't have

(32:04):
bitch tit. The doctor says it's gonna go away. It's like, yeah,
that's bitch tip. Yeo. Can we talk about one thing
that the shows Judy shut on yet she's here, ladies
and gentlemen, please give it hippy birthday. Thank you. Just

(32:30):
recently wasn't it November. That's that's what I'm so old.
It's not even funny. That's too belated. It was a
while ago. That might be all the people I might
be like that might have been rude of me to
say that it was that it was. It is all right,

(32:53):
I will take it. How are you? I don't even
remember your birthday. That's how old I am, so I'll
take it. My birthday is in June. It's a summer
it's a summer birthday. That's okay. I hate I thank you.
I hated my birthday when I was in high school
and in school because my birthday always fell during summer break,

(33:14):
and so I could never have parties with my classmates
because of my birthday being in June. So that always sucked.
Oh poor you. I know it sucked. And it wasn't
until I was an adult that the parties really got fly.
Judy Ray is of all the people we ever had
on this little podcast. People demand more Judy. Yes, it's

(33:38):
like true, it is. Yeah. Look at Joel. Look at Joel. Yes, okay,
how are you open to see you? How old you are?
How are you doing? Joel just got moved into her
new home. So she's she's beaming ear to ear now
moving during COVID God bless you. Yeah, that shit is tight.

(34:05):
But we're so happy to see you anyway. Nice to
see you. Thanks for having me back, and we'd love
having you. And this thing has become more popular than
Donald than I ever thought it would be. And the
people just email Joelle and they say more Judy, Yes,
well I appreciate that. And here I am here, you
are very happy, accommodate. I have a question to ask.

(34:26):
Go We'll get right into it. I know such thing
as sex after marriage because I don't think that shit exists.
Can I just tell you that I am fucking like crazy?
Who thunderous? Applause, Danause. I'm turning my key for that one.

(34:46):
Dan keep it going, keep it going. Maybe add some
woo who's in the who? Some yeah, some right horse
and be embarrassed. It is ridiculous. Add some That's what
I'm talking about. Well, Judy, what's your secret? Because Dan
on Donald is not having as much success? I am success.

(35:06):
I every six months I leave for six months and
I'm working away. This is the first time where I
leave where we're actually getting along. This man is amazing. Okay,
can I say he's He's a lot to deal with,
don't get me wrong, but he also is an amazing parent,
a lot of fun, unpredictable, and an amazing thriller and

(35:32):
a really really good person. Yeah, and he's you know,
it's the person who calls you out on all your
shit that either you hang in there with or you
don't make it with. So and that's the guy. Well,
your daughter is so adorable, Judy. She's adorable, she says,
she goes, can I come say hi? And I took it.

(35:55):
You know. She came here at two o'clock on the
dot to a one and he's so cute. I didn't
come up to like to six or she she's still
in school, so she went back up. Every time you
post about her, I see her. She's this special little girl.
I got that and she's going. You know, she's eleven now,
and she wanted to be an actress, I think so.

(36:16):
You know, she wants to be a filmmaker. She wants
to be in the business somehow. I'm afraid. When I
met her, Judy, when we did that last thing reunion
thing at the Roosevelt Hotel, and she has such a
big personality, and she's so she's so gregarious and and
and you know, inquisitive. I just was like, oh, this

(36:38):
girl's can be an actress and loving and sweet and
surprising and hilarious. You know, I have a lot of fun.
And she drives me absolutely fucking nuts. Really, she seems
like such a good kid. She a good kid, but yeah,
she can be naughty. And now she's eleven, she's going
into puberty. Now she wears her heart. Puberty is like

(37:00):
you know what I'm I'm menopause is puberty at like
fucking fifty three. That's exactly what we go through, all
the changes. And you have daughters, you know what it is.
You know, like they are. They discover their power and
they go through the emotional changes. They don't know why.
It comes from somewhere, and it's it's a lot. You

(37:23):
try to respect them. You don't want to be your mom,
and then you see why your mom was your mom,
and then you see you being your mom, and then
you hate yourself and then you figure out what was
I thinking? I think the child at forty one, Oh god,
you did it at the right time. See that's the thing, man,
everybody does it when they're real young. And that's the mistake, man,

(37:46):
and and and the and the pressure is the clocks
ticking whatever. You know what I mean. That's the pressure
that they throw on women and you know what I mean,
on young couples and stuff like that. But you're not
ready for a kid until you're much older. Man. You
gotta be like in your thirties. Top of that is
that you have the energy and the time to spend
with them. You know that is true. Right when I

(38:07):
was younger, I was able to run around on the
jungle gym with my kids and stuff like that. My
kids asked me to run around the house and I'm like,
you know what, I'll give you about two minutes and
that's about all I got kids. That's what worries me.
Maybe I'm too old to have kids now. Never never, never, never, never, never.
I may have missed my window. No, now is the
time you're prime. You're absolutely perfectly ready for them. You're

(38:30):
absolutely like you have the love of a grandparent. I
don't know. I always thought that I was definitely gonna
have kids, but now I'm now I'm not sure. Oh,
you don't know, I don't know. You really don't know that,
and then once you know you can get to that place,
you're like fuck, yes, yeah, I swore I was not

(38:53):
going to have a kid. And then I remember George
and I were finished, absolutely finished. I left him in
New York. I hold on a second, Come on, here
she is. Let's see her. Layla, everybody, what's good? She

(39:19):
can't hear us, No, she can't hear you say hi, Hi, Hi,
I'm good. How are you chilling? Chilling? That's cool. I
gotta go close the door and see you had to
have She's so cute. All right, let's dive into the show.

(39:41):
Shall weep? Well, we're just talking Judy about Donald walking
naked through the parking lot. Oh, yes, and how fierce
his body was. Yes, I miss it. I wish I
still looked like that was it hard I was talking about. Yeah,
I'm talking about thinking about getting on that freaking getting

(40:02):
my blood work done and getting that testosterone. You don't
need to stostro. You need to stop eating chicken and waffles.
That shit take too good. I need something to speed
up that metabolism, dog I need. But there was a
get to that place to know I was to back then.
That was when I could eat whatever I want. As

(40:23):
a matter of fact, when I look back at that,
that was when people were making fun of me for
being too heavy on television. People were saying I was
too heavy. I look back at that now, I wish
I looked like that. I wish I had that ass.
That ass is fired that that when you said, like
Tay Diggs, that was like Tay Diggs, big dog. You
could eat a sandwich off that thing. Now, listen, do

(40:44):
you do you do you think testosterone? Daniel just to stosterone?
Do anything in terms of yours or what about? What
in terms of metabolism? No, in terms of like if
you're forty five forty six like we are, there are
dudes who takes a stosterm, but but yours needs to
be low. That's the thing that the old people take

(41:06):
that makes your neck big. I don't know, Yeah, I mean,
I don't know about it. I don't listen, man, I
don't want to look like I don't want to look
like that. I just want to be the gym. No,
I just want to go to the gym, work out
and actually lose weight after I work out. Now, you know,
if you let me, I'll design your diet for you
for two weeks and you'll lose weight. It's gonna have

(41:29):
to be you have to jump start that shit because
I'm gonna need some like just straight up like liquid
diet first. Yeah, Like, like here's the thing. It's just
like the wheat. So it's the same thing with the wheat.
So I'm trying to stop smoking the wheat and I'm
trying to eat it instead because smoking it in time,
that's gonna do way more damaged than ingesting it. Right,

(41:49):
So I'm trying to switch to the eating part, but
my tolerance is so high from the smoking that it's like,
you know, I'm eating all of this THHC right now.
And so I went to the to the to my spot,
and the young lady behind the counter was like, you
just gotta go cold turkey for two weeks. Just don't smoke.
Are you doing? Then don't smoke and don't eat, or

(42:12):
just don't smoke, don't don't do anything for two weeks
straight eating. She said, you'd be surprised how quickly, how
quick once you stop smoking, edibles freaking work like like
out of nowhere, ten milligrams of THHC all of a
sudden gets you stoned, whereas right now I can eat

(42:35):
two hundred milligrams of THHC and I'm like, when is
it kicking it? When is it gonna kick in anytime soon?
I like to take a gummy and because it helps
me sleep, because otherwise me too. Yeah, because I get
night sweats. If you don't, oh well, I get them anyway,
but they wake me up and then I can't go

(42:55):
back to sleep. So you so you're eating an Indica
gummy that's gonna help you go to sleep, I imagine,
Or yeah, I keep going back to sleep, even though
a night sweat will just I'm gonna sleep and then
I'll go I'll wake up, I'll sit up until it passes,
and then I'll get chilly again and go back to sleep.
Whereas if I don't, I get up, I'll get cranky

(43:16):
and then I'm just waiting for the next one. It's
hard to go back to sleep, and then I'm gonna
I'm old. Yo, you're a grown woman. I'm straight up grown,
straight up grown. Now I'm saying, the case coming up
in this episode is what Donald started to mention in Judy.
You said you do not have this problem, but it
comes up twice in the episode, this idea that men

(43:39):
want more sex in marriage than women. Elliott sister Carl up,
you never have to have sex except for when you
actually want to, meaning once she's married. And then Jordan
says to Cox, uh, he says, can we have sex?
And she says, do what you have to do, don't
wake me up, and puts the eyes shade on her eyes. So,

(44:01):
I mean, is this stereotype really true? Yeah? I mean,
I mean, well, you you are an example of the
stereotype being true. Judy's the steriesype of the Judy's an
example of it not being true. No, she said, she said,
she's had there in a great moment right now, she
in a great moment. We don't. I mean, we we
have sex on the weekends. Like during the week we

(44:21):
don't have sex at all, but we drink on the weekends,
you know, and then we fuck on the weekends. Yeah.
I just wonder if the stereotype we don't really By
the way, when Judy says fuck on the weekends, I
got a little movement, a little shift, like God, sorry, Judy,
it just it just moved like a mill It moved
like a millimeter to the left and moved more than
a millimeters. By the way, we're offering a new ring tone. Everybody,

(44:45):
it's Judy Ray is saying fuck on the weekend hashtag. No.
I always wonder because Donald you always complain about it.
And of course it's this trope in society like women
don't want as much exit man, and once they're married
they can. But I don't know if it's always true.
I'm sure that's listening. It isn't true because you obviously

(45:08):
have sex when you're married. Men are told when you're
when you get married, you're gonna have sex all the time.
Is that what you're told? Who told you that shit?
Who told you that? I never heard that? Who told
you that shit? That's that's that person is wrong. That
person was wrong. I assumed, like everyone else that you
know what happens. You're also what yours. What happens when

(45:29):
you assume, Yeah, you make an ass of yourself and
the person, no doubt. But I assumed, no motherfucker do
the work, you know what I mean? And that's that
that's a two person job, and that's a that's a
painful journey. You know, you know, when you're in a
good moment, you know it takes both of you trying
to stay sexy. It's that's but that's the thing. She

(45:53):
is sexy always. She is like always sexy. She she breathes,
and I'm like, I'm not fucking sex me, you know
what I mean? Whereas I don't like, I don't know
that I'm sexy, like she says, I'm handsome and stuff
like that. She's she gives me compliments every once in
a while, but it'll be like it'll be like out

(46:15):
of the blue where it'll be like, you know, well,
I'll be like, I don't know if I have a
chance at this part. She'd be like, yeah you do, baby,
you are hand as handsome as you are. You definitely
have a part you definitely who ain't got hot, you
know what I mean. Like she's the best hype person
when it comes to do it right, well, Doulay deserves
all of Listen, man, you know how I love Dulay
so anyway, but when I look at my wife, I

(46:36):
look at it like, God, wow, she's so beautiful. I
need it now. I don't think she looks at me
that way. And I and when I'm like when and
I know she doesn't actually and when I say it,
she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, sure, you
know what I mean. It's like, but and you are
you thinking that has to do with you or just
the way she is? You know, I think some of it.
I think some of it's me. I think I've pushed

(46:57):
it so far to the point where now it's like,
you know, it's annoying. I'm sure I'm annoying now, you know. Uh.
And but it's it's the stereotype. It really is the stereotype. Like,
I really do believe that, you know, I thought, truthfully
that when you're married, it's open season. And yeah, sure

(47:17):
there's times most of the time you're you're you're in
a relationship and you're in a partnership and you're being
partners and stuff, but it's open season on on each
other's ass, you know. But but don't you think that.
Didn't you assume that that you guys were going to
kind of get comfortable and used to each other and
that it wasn't gonna happen as much as you thought

(47:38):
it was gonna happen. Yeah, you didn't. You misread that.
You misread that I did. And this is my second
time getting married, This is the second time does this happened?
All right? Well, if you ever get married a third time.
That happened in my first marriage, in my first matae,
And it happened immediately like the second I'm married, and
but I'm I'm a horne in person, so and very

(48:00):
like I'm telling you. At my wedding, this man did
not touch me the second day, and I was like, whoa,
what's happening? And I was worried, and I got worried.
I was like, oh shit, And it was an uncomfortable
comfort level that felt like what's going on here? Yeah?
And he was substantially older than me, you know what

(48:20):
I mean, an incredible, bright, artistic, really brilliant person. But
we just fell out of of a balance. I don't
know what happened. A groove and of a groove or
there was or or or two different grooves, you know
what I mean. Well mean me and Case we got

(48:42):
a groove gone. There's definitely a groove there. I just
want more groove, you know what I mean? You want
to I'm like, can we add a little bit more base,
a little bit more high hat, all right, get a
little bit more electric guitar. We're gonna get musically and

(49:10):
we're bad. All right, let's talk a little bit more
about the show. Guys. We have Judy Rays here. Judy,
what's your memory of this? It was your it was
your fictional wedding. What what do you what? Do you
have any fun memories of this time? I do. I
remember that my sister and Freddie Rodriguez we're on the
show and that was really cool. Yeah, and I watched there,

(49:34):
we watched the episode. Uh. I remember there was this
really cute skirt that I was wearing that I kept
and just up until like two years ago, I still
had which fresh was it? No, this little skirt that
was striped. I still love clothes from Scrubs too. I

(49:54):
was right. I caught a sweater on the show the
other day that I still love. I still have in love.
And I remember the Ted and the and the guys
singing the whole time. Yeah, I remember that. I remember.
I definitely remember that. I didn't remember Johnny Castle, Like

(50:17):
Johnny Castle had a really big role on the show
by this point. Yes, thanks making out with my girlfriend Danny. Yes,
and we don't talk about him enough, But I I
didn't really, you know, I always remember Johnny Castle being
around and everything like that. But I truthfully forgot that
Doug was such a big part of this show, you know,
and he's hilarious in this episode with Danny Ted. I

(50:44):
laughed out loud when when Doug and Ted get in
the fight and they pop up and he's got like
a bloody lip. That was so funny, and they're singing,
that's so funny. Judy when you come into the wedding
and you're like, nobody look at me. Nobody looked at me.
Hold that whole building and nobody look at me. But
I remember with High five, Todd was about to have

(51:05):
a fight over Danny, and I kept waiting, Oh, this
is where he takes it, takes off the jacket and
he's got no sleeves. Yeah, oh my god, had some
funny stuff in this episode. Yeah, he really did. He's
so funny when he go when when when your brother
says teaches him Spanish and he's like, I don't know,
none of my Spanish pickup lines are marketing. He goes,
will say it to me again, let me see what

(51:26):
you're saying. And what he's saying is I have general
herpies for you. Mucha herpies, and then he picks and
he takes off his he answers his phone, go for
the todd and and I remember waiting for Elliott, because
I rewatched the whole thing, obviously, waiting for Elliot to

(51:48):
run into you, to run into Elliott's ex h and
he he was going, oh, yeah, that's right, he's gonna
have the big beer at the Big Scott. Fully, he
let himself go pretty fast, and he grew quite a beard,
and he says, I'm a quarter hung I'm a quarter Hungarian.
That was weird. That was crazy. And the other thing

(52:08):
that made me laugh also was where's uh, where's Carlo's sister.
They're out looking for an eyebrow. That's gonna be hard
to do on Saturday, seeing how its eyebrows eyebrows being clothes.
They're gonna have to go all the way across town
to the eyebrow hut. Very funny. I can't imagine that
that your your sister would ever even look at Elliott

(52:31):
again if that has really happened. Oh my god, no, fight, dude,
that should have been at Eyebrows grow back, right or
do they always grow back? I mean you would hope. Yeah,
I mean, that's why you have to rewax. But it
takes a while, but I would be three weeks. Yeah,
you look so weird without eyebrows. Who would let Elliot wax?

(52:54):
I know, I as a friend and as a sister,
was like, for both of your sake, do not know.
I don't know why. But Elliott walks in the house.
First of all, she's wearing this wacky shirt I don't understand.
And and she comes in, and then your sister's like,
Elliott helped me with wax my eyebrow, And she's like sure,
but then she gets distracted, like like but out of

(53:15):
nowhere though, dude, out of nowhere, hey, And she rips
off the eyebrow and she goes, how thin did you
want to go? It's a good thing you have a
small forehead. That is so funny. Go ahead. This wasn't
necessarily the most stoner. This was like more John Hughes

(53:38):
esku of an episode when I watched it, you know
what I mean, Like this made you feel good. It
wasn't like there wasn't anything. We weren't really bending reality
with this episode. We like we have been in the
in the past like five or six episodes, except the
Scott and except the Scott fully grew year year beard,
year long beard right in four days. That's the only

(54:00):
part other than that. Man, pretty much like, this is
an episode where we try to tug at the heartstrings
without killing someone, you know what I mean. We tried
it with with Love and that was really cool. It
was a very romantic. It was a very romantic one.
And even how the show is shot. If you look
at the way the show is shot, it's very dreamy looking, like, yeah,

(54:20):
the stock a film that is on it. It looks different,
you know. Yeah, I think it's either filters or the
stock or both. Yet had a dreamy quality to it.
I love how like, no matter what happens, they have
a sense of humor and they just you know, go
on their honeymoon. They get pissed, they can't talk to
each other right now, but they end up, you know,
at the end, just you know together, you know. Yeah,

(54:44):
And she's so fucking patient, Oh my god. I mean
it's probably it's probably what Casey. It's probably what Casey
has to deal with. But man, Carlin is so understanding
and patient with this fucking guy. Yeah, I swear out loud.
I love to a lot when you weren't for the
last time, Mermaids aren't real. I know. That goes all

(55:07):
the way to the last episode pretty much of season
of when you when you tell Elliott that you uh
that you love her more than Turk. That's him that's
in the Bahamas. Yeah, that's the last that that episode.
We do the whole Mermaid thing. There's a whole all
of that stuff. We get into it. I don't remember,

(55:28):
like Shelena plays the Mermaid. Oh, Shelina was a Mermaid. Yeah,
and I know what I said, and we do the
whole I know what I saw a thing again, it's
funny all the way to the end. That was funny.
Every wedding Turk has mermaid fantasies. Well you you really do.
I mean, Carla really does have patience with him because
he's he's a good man. But man, he fucks up

(55:51):
a lot. I mean, he didn't even go to the
right church. Well that's understandable, though. Man, come on, we
had the conversation in the beginning at the show. We
set it up for you so that you knew it
was going to happen. Well, but I mean, come on,
it's one thing if you change churches. But I mean,
the groom doesn't know where his entire friends and family
are all are waiting for him. We set it up

(56:12):
in the beginning of the show. You didn't see that coming.
Of course they saw it as a plot device. But
I'm just saying, in the world of it's fun to
sometimes look at these through the glass of a little
bit of reality and be like, this guy is so
clueless and so checked out of what's happening. Obviously Carlin
did every ounce of planning. Well, yeah, you know what,
as much as I would like to believe, I am

(56:34):
not like Turk. Yeah, you're the same thing I think.
I think I'm pretty much I'm pretty much like for
my wedding, guess who planned the wedding exactly. Guess who
takes care of kids exactly? Guess who? You know what
I mean, Like, Well, you need a woman who's very patient,
and you have one, and Carla was very patient with Turk.
Carlin was the was the most patient. Carlin's the blueprint. Yes,

(56:58):
she's the blueprint of what of what dudes like me
are looking for. She's the blueprint of it. Like she's
the understanding, sexy, freaking motherly ball busting like everything that
everything that somebody like that wouldn't like, she's the perfect
She's the perfect nurse. She's the perfect you know what

(57:20):
I mean. She's she she should be a nurse practitioner.
She should be well, she should she should be doing
a lot more than she like, she's that dope like
she's she's like the blueprint of the perfect woman, the dream,
the dream of a perfect is woman, not the blueprint
she fucking is. That's why everybody wants to hear from her. Yeah,

(57:42):
well there's a lot of a lot of a lot
of people were like, oh, I want a woman just
like Carla. Yeah, well thank you, I did. I went
out and married her. What are you talking about I
when I'm married her? How about when the Janet is
caught stealing silverware? That was very funny. But at the

(58:05):
end of d he brought a date and she's like,
he's like forks forks and I go our forks where
the money is? He was forks and leedles. I like it.
He invited himself to the wedding and is robbing it
like the Thenardiers and Lames Robb. But not only not
only is he not only is he robbing it. He's

(58:27):
also gearing up his fashion. Well, this is part of
robbing it. But he finds a tie. Yeah, he's stealing clothes.
He finds a cheesy he comes in his uniform and
sing it with other things. Turk and Carla invited him. No, no, no, no,
he says he wasn't invited. He says he works there

(58:48):
on weekends or something. Right. No, he crashed that wedding,
crashed the wedding, het date and everything. But he he
brought a date to help rob his friends. Yeah, his friends,
his co workers. I never understood why it was so
easy for Carla to say, you know what, your boss
can't come to the wedding. I would think that would

(59:10):
be the easy, the easy. We got to keep this
person on the list, let's cut some other people out,
you know. But you know, when it came time to
get married, there were a lot of people, you know
what I mean, who were left off and it was like,
how do you do this? How do you how do
you have a wedding? And you know, yeah, but your
direct boss. That feels like a bad person to diss. No,

(59:34):
I mean she wanted to come to you offered her
a consolation prizes of that didn't exist, that didn't didn't exist,
that didn't exist. That's so cold, that's so cool. She's like, yeah,
be honored, and you're like, I was lying, there is
no because it gets to the point where you're like, Yo,
how the fuck do you do this? Man? You only

(59:54):
have but so much it sh it's really really, really
really really expensive. Like you, it's the most expensive party
you've ever paid for in your life. And you're like,
how do I fucking how do I? You know what?
You just do it and you do it, and then
all of a sudden you got friends that don't want
to talk to you anymore. It's like, did that happen
to you? I have several friends that I do not

(01:00:15):
have conversations with because they did not come to my home.
My god, that's so silly, because that's so crazy. People
are so silly. All Right, on that note, we're gonna
go to a break and then we have a guest
that's gonna have a very very good question. We'll be
right back and all right, let them Daniels, Vicky Dodd

(01:00:45):
coming in, Vicky Dodd, Vicky Vicky Dodd in the house,
Vicky Dott. Welcome, all right, Donald, welcome, Vicky Dodd Hey,
that's uh. You have Donald, And of course you know
the legendary Judy Reyes and there's Joel and Daniel at

(01:01:08):
the whole gangs. Hey, everybody, Judy. When I got on
here and I was waiting to be let in, I
was like, oh, Judy's on. Yeah, you scored, Vicky Dodt
you scored. First of all, I want to mention to
the listeners that Vicky Dott is rocking the sexiest onesie
that's available all across the earth. That's right, Is it available? Yeah,
it's still available, we I think, and I'm a little

(01:01:31):
hurt that I'm not on there. Well we can. We
didn't have the rights. We didn't have the rights to
your likeness. Maybe on there or in there? Oh, chicken,
Dot Dot's in the house, Vicky, where you called Dot's
in the house? Picking Dot? I am from. I'm in

(01:01:52):
the Midwest here in the States, and I can see
how your window it looks very chilly and cold. It is. Yeah,
we had some snow a couple of days ago. You
see my it guy behind me? Is that your husband?
That is my husband? Can I tell them your name? Yes?

(01:02:13):
He's a private guy, Private God. Private God's married too, Dodd.
We can, we can, we can like beep his name
if he's like wanted by the FBI or any something. No,
his name is Simon and he's the best husband ever.
I'm the one who got the best good work, Vicky.

(01:02:36):
Tell us, we don't have a ton of time today,
so tell us your question. Let's dive right into it,
diving right in. Okay, well I've got it right here.
So I'm someone who has always obsessed over TV. TV
has always been there. It's a comfort, et cetera. And
so like the backstage stuff I'm always interested in. But

(01:02:56):
maybe I'm lucky because I don't know about the backstage stuff,
so I can just enjoy. You guys know how the
sausage is made. Yes, So is it difficult for you
when you're watching a TV or a TV show or
a movie to just like enjoy the story rather than
think on you know, everything that's going on behind it,

(01:03:18):
everything that went into making it and all that sort
of thing. Is it is it difficult to just enjoy
your entertainment? That's a very good question, Judy. You want
to start off Sometimes when it feels like something really sucks.
It's hard to not think, oh my god, that lighting,
that shot, that scene, what are they thinking? That's really terrible,

(01:03:38):
you know. But when it's so, you know, or but
when it's magnificent, Oh what a beautiful room, incredible scene,
she's really good. In that sense, sometimes you get completely
lost in a beautiful story, something that's really really well shot.
So does that kind of answer your question? Sometimes it
can be a little distracting house magnificence, someone will really

(01:04:02):
stand out. I know when I did my first film,
I was completely distracted by by how the sausage is made,
so to speak, and you know, so in that in
that regard, but when something is really put together, you
can get really you do get really lost about you Donald,
I agree with what Judy said. When it's really bad,

(01:04:22):
it's really easy to see the bells and the whistles,
you know what I mean, it's you you notice it
right away. It's like, you know, it always depends on
how good the story is. But then it's a double
edged sword because then you can go too far and
all of a sudden you've lost everyone because you've taken it.
You've gone too far, and now it's become more about

(01:04:43):
how beautiful the shots are, and not necessarily the story
you're telling. At the end of the day, you're always telling.
The job is to tell a story and not necessarily
show how fancy you can be with a camera. You
know what I mean? Right? I agree? I I sometimes
I love it when it's so good that I'm lost
in it. But even when I'm lost in it, I'm going,

(01:05:04):
m's who the fuck is this composer? That's amazing? Or
I'm going, oh shit, they did that, they stepped they
that fucking crane move was so dope. You know, I
can't help but constantly be thinking about the technical aspects
of how something was done. But that doesn't mean you
don't get lost in it. Still, there's certain things bad acting,

(01:05:26):
you know. I think as actors first and foremost, when
you might go, oh this, you might as though somebody's
not in the business, going this actor's not the best,
but I it's fine. We're like cringing, like, oh how
did this person get the part? They're ruining the movie?
You know, I can imagine that that would be that way. Yeah,
it's the same way, you know, and whenever you do.
You know, my father was a lawyer, and he hated
courtroom movies because they were always so incorrect. And I'd

(01:05:50):
be like, Dad, they it's drama, they have to dramatize it,
and it's watching it. The real thing would be boring.
And He's like, and I was just watching a show
I thought of him. It was it was Your Honor,
the Brian Cranston Show, which I'm really enjoying. But there
was a courtroom moment where I could just feel my
dad like sitting up and being like, what the hell

(01:06:11):
that would never happen. And you know, so for whatever
your job is, and anyone listening, if you're watching, I'm
sure there's examples where you've seen someone do that in
a movie. You're like, that's not how it is. That's
how we sometimes feel when we're watching movies. All right,
let's let's go right to fix your life so we
can maximize it. Ready, Donald's it's time to fix your life.

(01:06:38):
Judy Space is like, what the fuck is happening? Well,
now we also got therapy, So Judy, you're gonna you're
gonna weigh in and help Vicky Dodg Vicky Dogg. Go ahead. Oh,
so Judy has just outed herself that she hasn't listened
for a while. Yeah, yeah, that our lives. Yeah we do.

(01:06:58):
I'm here to help, all right. Awesome. Okay, So I
am a medical receptionist and I have been able to
get my first COVID vaccine. Congratulation. How do you feel?
Thank you? I feel fine. The only can I ask
you a question? I got a bunch of questions now
you just opened up a Okay, Orda, I got maderna.

(01:07:19):
You got maderna. Did you feel sick after you got maderna? No?
The only side effect I had I had a mild
It was a very mild headache right in the temple
area for probably about thirty six hours. Okay, that's that's
all I've had. But I haven't had my second dose yet,
and I think the second dose is the one that's

(01:07:40):
really supposed to hit you. How soon to your second dose?
I have two and a half more weeks to wait. Okay,
So you just literally just got the first dose in
week and a half ago. Yeah, the maderna is is
a four week wait. The visor is a three week Okay,
congratulations on getting it. Obviously, our medical front line we
need to make sure they have it first, so we're

(01:08:02):
glad you have it. So how to fix my life
when I'm dealing with people who could get the vaccine
and choose not to. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's
just coworkers because I want to respond and behave in
a loving way, but it makes me crazy. And yeah, ye,

(01:08:29):
especially because you have to work with them in close proximity.
Do they give you reasons that they're not taking it?
That was my question. I think they they just have
not seemed to take the whole thing seriously through the
get go, and they're not you know, can I say

(01:08:49):
they're not trumpsters? Yeah? Yeah, so, I mean it's not
like they're trumpsters that are are buying into his stupidity.
But okay, now you've crossed the I'm vic and I'm
just kidding. Gone gone, gone, gone gone. But yeah, it's
it's well, I mean, it's extra it's extra problematic for

(01:09:11):
me because I'm on a medication that suppresses my immune system.
So if I get it, you know, I have extra
extra danger of it going very poorly. Have you thought
about speaking to the doctors or the bosses of the
establishment and saying, hey, have you guys considered mandating this

(01:09:32):
for for your workers. My boss isn't taking it seriously either.
Oh we're not we're not doctors. We're medical, but we're
not doctors. Hey, it's like you fake doctors. Yeah, you know, Vicky,
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know how
to combat that. I know that, I know that you

(01:09:53):
have rights, and I know that they have rights. You know,
right at the end of the day, that's tough because
you know, I don't know, man, I don't know how
to tackle this. I'm going to be honest with you.
This is something that I don't know. This is something
that hard. It's something it's really hard. Yeah, everybody's gonna Yeah,
everybody's gonna have to address this at some point. Yeah,

(01:10:14):
because I know a lot of people are afraid to
take it though a lot of people are afraid to
say they don't know, they don't they don't feel confident
in taking it. And I want to thank you guys,
because one of the reasons why, or one thing that
helped me to start feeling more comfortable was when you
had the real JD on Good Good. It was very educational.

(01:10:35):
I really appreciate that we made a difference. We helped
Vicky Dodd choose to get vaccinated. At the end of
the day, whether we get vaccinated or not, I know,
ultimately you are more protected, but you still have to
wear your mask at work. You know, I feel it,
you know, whether they get vaccinated or not. I'm sorry

(01:10:56):
to interrupt you, No, I'm just trying to think about
what you know. If it was are it was our world.
Can you imagine you're good to a set and vaccinations
are available for everybody and your co workers not going
to take it. I mean that would be very frustrating. Well,
what's happened with it happens with the flu. You know.

(01:11:16):
Flu shots are available at work sometimes and some people
take it and some people don't. It's a matter of
choice of whether you want it or not. I don't know,
But I don't know. This is what I don't understand. Okay,
this is what I don't understand. It's everybody's right to
do whatever you want to do when it comes to
this vaccine, but at least when it comes to wearing
a mask. We know the science is real. We know that.

(01:11:37):
All we know listen, COVID is now the number one
killer in America, the number one number one, So we
know that's real, regardless of if you want to take
the vaccine or not. We know the one thing that's
helping stop the spread of its masks. And we're so
far in now to hear about people not wanting to

(01:11:59):
wear masks is ridiculous. Even after even after, even after
you vaccine, you're gonna still have to wear a mask, right,
you know what I mean, We're gonna be this is
something that we're gonna have to do for at least
two from what I understand, two to three years. It's
going to be a part of our culture. Masks is
going to be the new It's going to be the
new way, maybe even longer than that. I don't know,

(01:12:20):
why are we fighting this right now? Why are we
still fighting this? I know seventy three year old woman
that came into my office, she had no mask. She's
licking her fingers and touching things. Oh, oh my goodness.
That sounds like she was trying to provoke. You must
have to speaking of on the front lines, you must
have to deal with some really tough Karen's. I have

(01:12:45):
had some interesting people, it is true. I've had the
you know, the person who personalizes their mask with you know,
mask of obligation, you know, handwritten in in permanent mark art,
and it's like, yeah, you're we're really edgy. I don't
care why you're wearing it. I'm just glad you're wearing it,
and I'm not going I'm not going to have this conversation. Yeah,

(01:13:18):
there was another. There's always always these viral videos of
people being anti masters, but there was one that went
viral this weekend and the guy it was a trader
Joe's I don't know if he saw it, and the
guy is just so patient. He's a manager, and I
just admired his patients. I wouldn't. I don't have the
amount of patients he had for this woman who was
just berating him, and he was like, mam and he

(01:13:39):
still know and he still didn't let them in the
store either. No, he was he it was I was
very impressed with the fact that they're going craz they're
going ape shit ye, and he's being calm and he
even flips it on them like I totally understand it's
your right now. He did some Jedi like totally and
now they're at the front door are like pretty much saying, okay,

(01:14:02):
we know we can't go in, but like, I was
very impressed with that Z. Yeah, he was so his voice.
He was like, I wish I could be someone like this.
I would lose my shit on this person. But she
was being so aggressive it in his face. He's like, man,
I hear you, and I understand you, and I understand
why it's frustrating. And I mean he was like talking
to a child. But he was very patient and even toned.

(01:14:25):
And they're screaming in his face that they want to
go into his trader Joe's without their masks, and it's
like yelling at him like if they have the virus,
if they have coronavirus, he has it for sure, even
with the mask one, because the virus is real. Shit
is real. How long ago is that ago? That was

(01:14:49):
a year ago ago? That year ago? He can't even
play shit is real? That shit is real, That shit
is real real. That is like who just crazy? Dude?
Everybody who're fucking around talking about who is crazy? And
then like you no, no, no, real crazy. He's crazy. Well,

(01:15:14):
Picky Dodd, I don't know if we can handle that.
That might be beyond our scoring. But as fake doctors,
we want to not want you know, that we empathize
with you and we see it. We see these people
on the internet who are who are are being not
being team players. Let's just put it that way. Yeah,

(01:15:35):
and that's the way to do it. I wish you
would be more of a team player now that. Yeah,
I still wouldn't get it. I feel protect yourself. You
can protect your get your second doors, and always wear
your masks and don't get cocky now that you have
the vaccine, you know, be as diligent as you've been being. Yeah,
I am. I wear my mask in the office constantly.

(01:15:58):
They seem to only wear the masks when they're around
the patients and it's like, I know, what do you
guys has brought it up in here? And I know
this is not protecting me as much as if you
wore yours, But it's the best I can do. You know.
It really is particularly frustrating because you have this autoimmune
thing that you have to deal with. It's just so selfish,

(01:16:19):
you know. It's it's it's really selfish, and I'm sorry
about that. I think it's more ignorant, you know what
I mean. People really think that they are protected. It's
it's just not smart. You know, did you see all
those people at the Bowow fucking concert? Did you see
those people after Alabama when people went out outdoors and

(01:16:42):
celebrated Alabama's victory that college football game. Everybody's on the
street celebrating. It's absolutely ridiculous. At least they're I mean,
that was bad, but at least they're outside. And I'll
give them one point for being outside that bow concert.
That was a super spare event, that Bowou concert Bow Wow.
When just go go google it, it was viral like

(01:17:04):
like last couple of days, like packed club for bow Wow.
You didn't see that Dollar Club. I did not. I'm
not up on that. I'm that's unfortunate. It was like
it was exactly I know exactly how that ship went.
The ship were like boo doo doo doom. In the crowd,

(01:17:24):
it was just Corona everything. It was up club. It
was a packed club. No one has masks on, and
they're all like jam and the bow Wow, right and
and and I just heard babies all over my city. Unlatchings. Yeah,
we call him the latch All right, Vicky, Vicky, you

(01:17:46):
can hang out because we're gonna wrap up the show. Yeah,
we gotta wrap up, Vicky, you can stay because you're
so charming. I want to say one thing before we go.
If that's okay, Yes, you can always cut it out. Yeah,
we're not gonna cut anything. Vicky Dodd says. I want
to give a shout out to my friend Keisha Jisha.
She is my sister and TV love and what I

(01:18:07):
told her I was gonna be on. She's like, no way,
hell girl, and she physically reminds me of Joel. Okay,
so can you guys. So she's a hot piece of ass.
She's little, she is very very pretty. Yes, and I
thought that that that I would just throw that out there. Well,

(01:18:29):
hello Keisha, thank you for Keisha. Hi Keisha, Hi Keisha,
the girl that I never had and I wanted to
get to know you better. Hi Keish everybody. That's season three.
That's that's our recap of season three. Thank you Judy

(01:18:54):
Reyes for being on the show. Thank you, and you
were so good in the episode. You were so good
at this episode, Judy, thank you, thank you very much.
We will be back next time when we will launch
into season four with Verve and Gusto and and love

(01:19:15):
and we thank you all as always for listening. Oh wait,
before we go, I forgot one thing. Go ahead, the
steps where we were married. Do you guys recognize that place?
It's everywhere in every movie, damn near every movie those
steps exist. That's those steps that Judy came walking down.
You can look in movies and television shows. It's everywhere.

(01:19:36):
Just a little food. We thought scrubs. Wicky probably doesn't
have it on the site. I did. Okay, it's on
Donald Quicky. It's Donald Trevor. There you go, Yeah, there
you go, Trevor. All right, Vicky, stay warm in your onesie, Joelle,
enjoy your new house, and we love you all. Donald
six seven eight, we made about a bunch of docs

(01:20:02):
and nurses and janitor who loved me. I said, he's
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