409: My Malpractical Decision

On this week's episode, Doug find his calling in the morgue. In the real world, Zach reveals the identity of his first sexual partner.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donald's you're lucky. It doesn't work. What it does work,
it's going to work. It worked in our little setup call.
But like I have, I haven't just insane amount of
static and and I changed the cable. I don't know. Dan. Well, well, well,
well we'll do another session. You might have to come over.
I might. I might bring you another cable and try
it and try the whole thing. Might have to come

(00:21):
over and give me some tech support. All right, guys,
I'm back. Let's have eyes to me. How did your
Star Wars session go? It was great. We had a
great talk about the Empire strikes back. Really well, that's
your favorite one. About to tweet about it? It's the
best one. Do you have a conversation about that too? Yeah.

(00:42):
I think we're finding a good groove. I like it.
I can't wait to release it to the world. I think, Well,
I'm sure people love it. And when is the release
of Plan Me? The fourth? Of course? Fourth? Be with
you guys, always, always, always, yes, Bump, that's your thing.
Doesn't work. But I'm so happy that it doesn't work,

(01:02):
because I haven't feeling a would have stole the episode. Well,
I feel like you're hating on something that I was
very excited about. I'm not hating on it. I think
it's gonna I think it's gonna work. But I think
you have a lot of I'm sensing negativity towards the
sound pad. I have no negativity towards the sound pad.
I have zero negativity towards it. I have very good

(01:24):
self control. Mind you I know you do, yeah, because
I'm I will not abuse the sound pad. I don't
think you would by the way I turned it. You know,
Daniel has it set up so there's sound effects on it,
but you can turn it and then there's like a
zillion drum kits and sound effects and you can just
like dude, you would love it for jazz Lettuce, you

(01:46):
just jam out and like make your own beats. I
love jamming out on jazz Lettuce. Yeah. Can you play drums? No,
but one of your brothers can, right, Everyone my family
can play the drums except for me. I think even
Casey could play the drums. I cannot well on my
life to do list I post on Instagram, I know

(02:09):
like two beats from when I took some lessons in
high school. But and somebody of course wrote on Instagram
like Oh, I used to work at like sam Ash
and that's the one beat everyone can play, and I
had to hear it over and over again. Yeah. Sure,
you know what you should have wrote back to him,
Eat a bag of dicks. Ye, eat a Baker's dozen

(02:29):
of girthy cock. That just doesn't sound appetizing. You know,
the gift of the of the of the girl getting
hot dogs start in her face. I love that give um. Yeah.
So anyway, my one of my life goals, one of
my one of my to do list bucket list items

(02:51):
is to play the drums. I just have to get
an electric kit because I don't want my neighbors to
hate me. Like if I have a pretty quiet neighborhood
and if I got a real drum set, I would
I would feel bad. Okay, so, yes, how are you
gonna I'm great, We're gonna get into this episode and
I want to talk about a lot of things. I'm
gonna say this before we start. Not my favorite episode,

(03:14):
yeah kind of, man. I mean we're coming off the
high of the last one, which was incredible, but we
pulled out all the stops. You know, we got a
really dynamite costar. Yes, cal Turk is in this, cal
Turk is in this and the infamous Call tur hotline,
the Call tur outline. You know, I just gotta be

(03:35):
honest with you. Yeah, not my favorite episode though. Yeah.
I mean it's got a few things in it, but
it's not great. And I think we can't help but
judge you by the fact that we just came off
an episode that we both said was our favorite. I
actually had dinner with Bill and I was sitting there
cracking up with him, like recounting jokes that I didn't
know if he remembered, and we were just sitting there laughing.

(03:56):
Just from that episode. I had him dying with that.
Did you guys have dinner at um? We went to
an outdoor restaurant? How was it? Don't judge me, I
went out to a restaurant. Nobody's judging around. Don't don't
outdoor eat shame me, nobody's shaming anybody. That the numbers
are dropping, people are getting vaccinated, all a crowd, all around,

(04:19):
all around America. I'm, I'm we have reached a milestone.
Though we did reach the five hundred thousand milestone. People
are dead in the US, which is very unfortunate. As
of right now numbers are going down, and yes, we'll
see what's up. And so it happen. Anybody's gonna shame
you for going. I did go to an outdoor restaurant
and I had dinner with with Billiam and um, I

(04:41):
made him laugh for counting jokes from that episode. What
kind of food? Um, I had a salmon with some
pesto sauce. Kind of thing. I have to say. I
listened to another podcast today while I was exercising Boom,
and I gotta say it wasn't It was boring ours?
So why did you listen to it? Because? Um, my

(05:04):
friend told me that they discussed something I would find interesting,
and I thought, okay, I'm gonna give it a shot.
And I was bored, and I thought, this is when
I listen. I know, obviously I'm biased, but when I
listen to our podcast, it's I'm laughing and it's so
silly and they were so serious. I want to be
like guys, right, No, be funny. Casey told me we

(05:24):
were number one today, we're number one. Um on an
ihearts podcast where the number one pod actually last one.
That's what it was of Ihearts podcasts, ironed as many
many popular podcasts, so many, and one of their top
ones is Stuff you Should Know. Indeed, it's called that's
the title of it, Stuff you should Know. You can

(05:45):
guess what the show's about. And uh, and we are
number one um of all of their podcasts by bullshit
bull true true. I'll show you. Yeah, I know, but
my wife be posting things and then be like, maybe
I shouldn't have posted that, Is it true? No, you
know what I'm gonna I'm just gonna say something. The

(06:07):
algorithm on Apple iTunes that ranks podcasts is really bizarre.
I don't really understand it because we're not always so
high on that, but we know we're doing really well
just because we have the inside scoop and Will are overlorded.
iHeart says there's some wacky algorithm. I don't know what
to tell you. I can tell you that Stuff you
Should Know is often in the top of the Apple

(06:30):
iPad podcasts rankings, and you're doing more than them. So
I don't know what goes into their wacky algorithm of
what rates podcasts. Well, it's a mystery. I'm still maybe apples,
maybe apples hat. I feel like there's some intern who's
like yeah, those guys. Yeah, but you know what, I
hated Scrubs when it was on. Dude. Speaking of hating

(06:51):
on Scrubs, dude, when I remember I used to buy
all of his camera equipment from a store in Hollywood.
It's closed down now, but I used to buy all
of this stuff, like for my stop motion animation. And
one day I go to the place and I'm buying
stuff and I'm spending all of this money and the
cash register says, you have a code, and I give

(07:12):
him my code and he clicks it in and on
the screen it said Scrubs sucks. Wow. And I was
like wow what. I was like, that's very intense. That's
so someone work there had put that into the computer.
When my whenever my code was typed in, it would
say Scrubs sucks. And I was like, wow, who works here?

(07:35):
Who would one of your people works here that would
do something that's stupid? And then you for showing me this,
and he was like, I know. I was about to say, man,
I have no idea. I was like, if you want to,
you can get your manager, but you're gonna take all
this shit off my credit card? Now? He was like,
the hell, no eat a dick dude, scrubs a baker's

(08:00):
dozen't of girthy Connor. If you can't say it to
my face, then you really shouldn't be saying it, you
know what I mean. That's how it goes. That's not
really how it goes. Yeah, we did. We had. I
remember watching um the We're watching the Emmy's one Year
and Seth McFarlane I think, was the host and I

(08:23):
we weren't nominated, you know, it was just a normal year.
And the opens with a song the Emmys did sung
by his family guy character. I don't forgot which one
of them that maybe all of them. And I'm like, oh, okay,
this is cute. And and it's sort of you know,
like Seth McFarlane would, he's sort of roasting the shows
and roast with this opening number, and I'm like, oh,

(08:46):
this is cute. And then it gets to a line
that's like and on UNBC we have the lovable Zach
Brath who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to
make us laugh. Yeah, but he's a hater dude, Like
I know that was up. I was like, I was
like eating my popcorn, Like wait, what, he's a hater. Dude.

(09:07):
It's all good though, man, you know, that's just how
it goes. There are a lot of that's that's the
funny thing. There are a lot of haters out there
who feel like, you know, I don't mind getting I
don't mind getting roasted, you know, like by a comedian.
I mean, I can handle that. But I agree. I
don't think South McFarland never really liked us. I mean,
he did the White Scrubs Black Scrubs thing, which was fine.
I thought it was that didn't bother me, but he

(09:28):
definitely took a lot of digs out of us. Oh absolutely,
He said he didn't think it was a funny show.
He didn't think we were a funny show. Literally in
like a in I think in one of those street
interviews and stuff like that, asking people on the street,
do you think, yeah, yeah, Scrubs was a funny show,
and somebody said yeah, and he's like, oh you do.
I just don't some shit like that. I don't know

(09:50):
if I'm right. That's an ask Bill question. Well I don't.
I don't care to ask Bill. We don't have to
keep talking about mister McFarlane. Um, but hey, should we
talk about but I love Family Guy. I'm not gonna lie.
I laugh at Family Guy hardcore. I've never watched I mean,
I've seen clips from Family Up, but I've never been
a regular watcher. Wait what, I'm not a teenager or

(10:10):
a huge pothea an appropriate response? You know, Garrett and
Neo wrote on a Family Guy Also, I know, I know,
I know the humor. It's it's it's I'm sure it's it's.
I know a lot of people love it. It's just
not my jam. That's what's up. That's what's up. That's

(10:31):
what's up? Should we get into the show? I wish
I could use my boding. Yeah, why do you count us?
In Baby Girl? Five? Six, seven, eight? Stories about show
we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and he
got stories so gartto around here a Yahoo around here.

(11:02):
I like when you go shamar more on me. I
do like it when you shamar more me sometimes. But
I speaking of baby Girls, I get to say, you're
a wife, and why why are you hitting your forehead?
Is it a famous person? I should know what I mean.
You're using his tag like you're using his What you're
talking about willis he's famous for making Baby Girl famous. Okay, well,

(11:24):
I don't know. I don't know who is he a singer?
I'm being he's an actor. He was on The Young
and the Restless for the longest, right then he went
on to host Soul Train and now he's and then
he went on to be he was on a show
on CBS, and then he left the show, and now
he is on SWAT. He's the star like his own
show on SWAT. He's one of the most handsome men

(11:44):
on the planet. Dude, like like, like, you cannot you
cannot deny, Yeah, you cannot deny his handsomeness at all.
By the way, did you see SNL this week? It
was funny, dude, that local loco looko, he don't know
that now, Loko that you're talking about the video they

(12:07):
made with that woman. I don't know her name yet,
but she's very funny and that video was amazing. Yeah,
and that was like the best thing on SNL, like
in the whole episode. I thought it was great, hilarious.
Look and the way it was shot. Whoever directed it
and shot it did great. Look, it was very funny.
Will you look up her name for me, Joel, I
want to get shot out. She's funny, and that and

(12:28):
and I and if you're listening to this, and what's
her name? Ego Noum. Yeah, well she's a star. She's
the star of a very funny SNL video this week.
And I don't know whoever directed it. Well, she's always
she's always funny on the show too, she always she's

(12:50):
always representing on the show. Well, whoever directed that video? Uh,
if you know them, if you're friends with them, tell
them that. I thought it was incredibly well made. That loco. Look, yeah,
you guys know we're talking about Did you see it?
I did not. I'm looking it up now. But it
features Bad Bunny, so that's pretty good, by the way.

(13:11):
By the way, then the song came on. Now, I
don't know anything about Bad Bunny or the female singer
what's her name? I don't know who the female singer was. No, no, no,
are you talking about the musical guests? The musical guest jo? Well,
will you look up the name Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny

(13:31):
with a guest. I think she's a famous Flamenco singer
or something. And it was amazing. It was in Spanish.
I didn't understand a word. Yeah, Rosalia, you guys, if
you're listening to this, I'm telling you, watch two things
from this week's or I don't know when this airs?
When is this air Thursday? There's from all right from
last last Saturday's UM watch last Saturday. Watched last Saturday's

(13:55):
SNL two things the local video and watch the first
musical performance. Both of them were amazing. I mean I
don't always watch the whole musical act, to be honest.
I sometimes like get a flavor of it and then
skipped to the sketches. Sure, unless I unless I really
know and love the artists. But but Bad Bunny and
ros Rose Rosalia, it was amazing. It was amazing. Yeah,

(14:21):
I didn't know that Bad Bunny was a was a
Hispanic or do I say Latin X too? Well, I'm
so confused. I believe he's from Latin America, so we
can say Latin X. I didn't know that he was
a Latin X rapper. I've just heard his name a lot.
I didn't know that. So yeah, Bad Bad Bunny is
very popular, one of the more popular Latin rappers that

(14:41):
are well, he was great. And the two of them,
I don't know if they're dating but or having sex.
But they need to be because you know, they had
such chemistry and they and Florence told me that that
everyone's all and it's izzy about whether they're hooking up
or not. I don't know if that's true, but but
when you watch them sing to each other, it's like, oh,

(15:01):
you guys need to be fucking. You should be fucking
because they look like that. They sold the shit out
of being in love with each other in the in
the song That's all. That's what's up? All right? Should
in the show? Do we five? Six, seven? Eight? We did?
I did that already, all right, So let's get into it.
Do you have a recap her now you're doing I'm
not doing a recap today because are you like an
athlete who did so many awesome dunks in one game

(15:26):
that the next game they're like, you know what, I'm
not going to dunk this hard in this game. No,
it's just this wasn't necessarily my favorite episode. I can
recap if you know you weren't inspired, you weren't inspired,
this is you know. Uh. I do like the fact
that Julianna Margulies is on the show. I think I
have a very funny story about Julianna Margulies and that
is that the scene in this show, which is at

(15:48):
the very end when she kisses me deeply on my guys,
are tongue kissing for real? Dude? Yeah, we are full on.
This is the one time in my life this has
ever happened in in both working as an actor and
in normal life. I literally just meant that woman when
we shot that scene, I was like, hey, nice to
meet you, so glad you're here. Well, this is awkward

(16:08):
how they schedule it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, Okay,
here we go, and we just fucking went at it
like mega. You could see like tongues, you could see
tongues like hitting the jaw. Well, you know, I think
you know, as a man, you're always kind of letting
the female act. Well I do, And I think, wait,
you didn't laugh at that. You didn't laugh at that
one on Saturday Night Live. But the sex coaches, Hey,

(16:31):
you mind if I tap in for a bit? Hold up?
I was thinking, maybe you just turn over right, how
do you feel about doing it doggy style right here?
You didn't laugh at that? Shin, I didn't see that one, alright. God,
that's him speaking of speaking of you know how nowadays
when you have sex scenes and shows you're talking about
it right now, they have somebody coming in coach. Yeah,
they have to have someone to make sure it's all

(16:52):
safe and kach or So they had two dudes who
were doing the Bridgerton oh for season two and so
he's talking think about so I think then I will
mount her? Yeah, and he goes, hey, uh, you mind
if I tapping niche that's funny. That must have been
after the news, right because it was hilarious. Look, if

(17:12):
you get a chance, watch that one. That should have
me rolling. That's funny. Okay. Anyway, so you guys just
met and you're tongue kissing. Dude, you guys were tongue
kissing so much that you could see you could see
her tongue poking my cheek. Yeah, it looked like it
looked like you had something in your mouth trying to
get out through you. I gotta say that, you know,
when you when you do well, I think I'm speaking
for you and me. I'm not speaking for all male actors,

(17:34):
but you know, you you let the female act You
let your female scene partner take the lead on what
kind of kiss this is gonna be we can if
it's supposed to be passionate, we can just have open
mouths and nothing going back and forth. Let's see where
they're at. Actually, you've told the story when you first
did kiss Judy, she gave you tongue and you were like, ooh,
you're like dragging about it all over the place. The
biggest mistake of my Yes, well, Julianne Margali's came at

(17:57):
me with that tongue and I was like, okay, okay,
Julietta mug it's gonna be like that. So Doug shaves
the the gentleman's afro half of the half of his head. Yeah,
that guy used to be on That guy used to
be on Degrassi High and Degrassi Junior High back in

(18:18):
the day. Yeah. He was funny at a tiny part,
but he was funny. Man. I wonder if I wonder
if Sarah recognized him back then because she was on
She you know, it's a Canadian show, and she was
on it and he was one of the popular characters
on it before it became the one with Drake. So
I wonder if she recognized, Well, if she goes nice

(18:39):
half fro. Yeah, he goes what oh, and then he
and then he reaches up with his left or his
right hand and he's only touching the side that hasn't
been shaved off, and he's like, few, now, Doug, this
is the episode. This is the episode where Doug gets
put away to down to the morgue and he's finally

(19:01):
done hurting people. Yeah, well, it's interesting that all the
people that are up there, he's figuring out how they died,
and they've all died from Doctor's era too. Yeah, and
it's an era about and it's an episode about mel
practice and you know she's about practice attorney and yeah,
one of them is like someone left gloves and but

(19:23):
that's That's the amazing thing is that Doug is like
an expert at diagnosing what who fucked up? How right
and how they did it right because he's done it
to everybody. He's like, are you kidding me? They call
that a dog, But he's like, when you put him
in the morgue, all of a sudden, he's he's a genie.
That's really funny writing. It wasn't just like oh, we'll

(19:43):
sticking the more. It's like, no, in the morgue, he's
like a genius. Right, he's a freaking he's right, he's
he's a right, he becomes freaking rain man. In the more,
Quincy was a medical examiner, right for those of you
not not as all us. That was a TV show
about a medical examiner and he would always figure out

(20:04):
the murder or what happened. Johnny Castle, very funny man. Yeah,
we gotta Johnny Castle on the show and it finally
paid off too. Now, Joel, which one did you book
Richard Kind for? Because he's all over this episode, but
we don't have him today. He's for Freddy, so our
next episode. I confirmed this morning with his continued Great,
this wasn't to be continued. I don't think we've have

(20:25):
we had it to be continued before. Oh, I don't
know the first time I've ever seen it to be
continued in front of That's why I'm thinking. I think
I don't know if we've done that before. Now, all right,
so Doug this so Doug defibrillates Carla. But yeah, she
she I thought I thought it was a fantasy, right,
but it starts off sorry, starts off real, right, I

(20:48):
mean you can't, I mean I should be. I don't
know if it's universal truth. All of you who are
in the medical profession can yell at your phones right now. Uh,
they correct answer, But I know that you can definitely
kill someone by defibrillating them absolutely, And Judy gets Carly
gets thrown across the room. And then we go to

(21:10):
this elaborate fantasy where Sarah and I throw Dug out
of the ICU. He lands, the janitor picks up and
mounts his head. The janitor mounts his head to a wall, right,
but doesn't really kill him. He has to hold the
pose until the janitor finishes reading the paper. Right, And

(21:30):
they said, oh, there was an election recently. I didn't
know that. I guess this is when Obama got elected president?
Is it? There must have been something in election news.
Let me see what was the date of this three right?
It aired November? Yeah, November ninth, oh four? Was that Obama?
God to be right? No, Obama's until eight. I knew that.

(21:54):
Who got elected in the November ninth of four? Bush?
Baby Bush. So let's talk about cal Turk. First of all,
I really laughed at I'm like, why why are you
going to change your number? The way I remember it is?

(22:14):
Have you ever tried to do that. Did you do that?
What I used to try and memorize numbers by what
it's spelled? Really? I never you did it? Inter du
well JD does. But it was like, right, so Bill

(22:34):
makes this phone line. We've told you the story before,
but he actually chose a number. Rather than have five
five five like they do in the movies, he chose
a real They got a real phone number. Now, it
was it cal Turk or was it cal tur It
was call tur So. It was C A L L T.
You are, yes, okay, must have been one one hundred, right.

(22:55):
I don't know what the I don't know what was
it When we were kids. Nine seven six that was
the bad numbers. But you if you if you type
nine seven six, that's when it would be like what
was it? That's how you knew it was like one
of those numbers that charge you like a dollar a second.
I don't know. There's some number you can call it
it calls you back. That's that's Star six six or

(23:18):
something like that. No, Star sixty nine is what you
would die when you want to just call back whoever
called you. I thought that was like who oh is
that what it was? Yeah? If someone called you and
you missed the call um starting, you'd hit star sixty
nine and would call back whoever just called you. They'd
be like hello, Yeah, like who do this? You just
call me? Right? You try to get all tough and stuff. Yeah,

(23:39):
who that's one of this is how you handed the
doing my neighborhood? What is who is it? Um? Yeah?
So that phone would ring NonStop UM in in the
production office and it was just there and if you
were bored, you'd pick it up. I'm talking who called it?
From all around the world. People would call that number,

(24:00):
and I think we told you we put up a
map and we would put a pin in different countries
when they would call, it was just covered with pins.
And did you ever chat with people on there? Donal? Yeah,
a couple of times. I thought it was really interesting
how because of this, Turk decided to play a huge
prank on the janitor because he knew that JD would

(24:22):
love cal called tur so much that he played a
prank on the janitor to where the janitor has I
think it's blamed for having blue handprints all over. Well,
it feels to me it's the first time you as
Turk acknowledged that JD has a problem being stalked by

(24:45):
the janitor, right, and then he decides to prank the
janitor where you're like, I'm gonna do you. It's basically
like you're doing me. Why were you doing me a favor?
I forgot because because I knew you'd like cal turn
called turn? And then why did you do this giant
elaborate like vandalism because I knew you'd like it, and

(25:05):
as a celebration that was a person. Yeah, that's a
weird story. Yeah, but I remember I registered you know,
now that we're watching them all in a row, I
was like, I think this is the first time the
turk is because it's funny, like it's never discussed really
with anyone, that JD is stalked by this guy, right,
and this is the first time that you were like, oh,

(25:26):
I hooked you up with him? Right? Yeah? Right? But
then what you did was pretty you know you you
you painted your handprint all over the place, right, I
mean it's kind of a dickish thing to do to
a janitor. Yeah. And then after I did that, I
got his hands uh blue too, so he would get
the blame for it. Yes, Oh, that's why does Kelso

(25:51):
say something? Now, Yeah, Kelso's like, oh Clark, something like
cutcha or some shit like one of those I don't know, shit,
I don't know. Yeah, it's probably something like catcha um.
I like when you go um when we're talking about
called turn and uh you go. But I'm gonna ask
people to still dial the K even though there is

(26:12):
no can. I'm like, I'll always dial the K right
and that's and that's when he goes, I know you will.
And because of that, I did this for you. I
don't know. It was weird, yep. I like the course
line number to the Nuts. That was very nice. Julianne
Marghalie's does a big chorus line number one, the singular

(26:33):
sensation and little Stem and she she nails all those
guys in the balls. Yeah, including Mickhead. Yeah, she gets
all some of our She gets Mickhead. I thought it
was all stunt man. No, this is these were actually
a lot of these guys were background. They just all

(26:55):
had cups on. I guess I don't know either. I
wonder you get it hasn't pay if or if someone
hits you in the balls. I mean, you're a background performer.
They have things that like get you bumped up, Like, oh,
if you you know, right, did something slightly not level
of stunt, but you did something slightly hazardous, you get
a bump. Getting kicked in the ball should definitely give

(27:17):
you a Yeah. I think getting caned in the balls
by Julianne Margoli's pay me. Yeah, give me some give
me some more money, especially if she's hitting me with
a hard cane. Yeah, that thing didn't look like it
was not hard. It looked like she could. Actually, That's
why I just assumed it was stuntman, because even if

(27:37):
you know, she could miss and nail you in the leg.
But I guess you know, Mickhead's not And it doesn't
It doesn't take much to there's mental You think God
or whoever our creator or evolution would have would have
made the sack harder. It's so fragile, dude. It if
if you're not get hit with anything, and and and

(27:59):
and the impact feels like this sounds you're in so
much pain. Yeah, and you can see it so lightly.
You can if you just hit the right spot, it's
like destroying the death Star Donald. If you just hit
the right spot, that's probably the best death ever, the
Death Star, either the Death Star or being on Alderon
best death ever. So quickly, speaking of things you're you're

(28:23):
obsessed with, Um, that episode of Wanda Vision was amazing.
I loved it right. Oh my god? How about that
song that ends it? I want to I want to
like play the song. It's so good. Do you hear
the trap version of it? No, they've already got remixes? Yea,
so good. They really are changing how TV is made

(28:45):
over there at Disney Man, Like you need a budget now,
like you need a real budget or you ain't making
nothing no more. You know. I think that show is
so good and and I know nothing about like it
makes me that sho put this way. The show is
so good. It makes me more to go back and
watch the movies where they where where there's Vision and
Wanda together. Oh you you know, then you're gonna have

(29:08):
to watch everything because Vision was Jarvis originally, and Jarvis
was the voice in Tony's head. I'm probably don't do that,
but um I I I it's really good. And I
have to shout out Catherine Hahn because she's a Northwestern grad.
She's on the cover of our Northwestern Magazine this month,
and I'm very proud of her. She's so good. And

(29:29):
you know what, when she was just doing her little
supporting stuff, I was still smiling because everybody loves Catherine Han.
And then this episode, when she really had a chance
to shine, I was like, oh my god, that was amazing. Yeah,
she's always been good, babes. Yeah, she's always been good though,
man Like, she's always been just a great actress. And

(29:50):
now you know, she's a marvel. Now she's now she's Yeah,
she's having quite a moment. She's the marble girl now,
I know. But she's just one of those people that everyone,
you know, people might not know her necessarily know her name,
but they see her and they go, oh, I love her.
And now she's like, she's gonna be a household name.
Now she's she's she's she's on fire. I saw that
Julie Bowen, who plays the mom on Modern Family and

(30:10):
is really great and funny, she did a like a
shout out, like, you know, because you know, Elizabeth Olsen
is is playing her in the episode, and uh, and
she did such I gotta just say again, I feel
like Donald going on a rant about a fucking Marvel thing.
But Elizabeth Olsen, yeah, fantastic. Yeah, man, she she is

(30:31):
not just like okay for a for a pretty girl.
She's fantastic. Yeah. And she is changing her acting style
with every episode to match the style of whatever they're
you know, you know, highlighting featuring lampooning. Yeah, whichever era
she's doing, and she does it so well. From that
like Fifties like Happy Go Lucky Wife where she's twirling

(30:53):
in the first episode, all the way down to this
just exhaust like with she like did the whole Julie
Bowen Modern Family thing. It was amazing. It's such a
good what a talent. Yeah, great show. All right, guys,
we're gonna take a break, and then I promise you
we're gonna talk more a television show Scrubs. You write

(31:14):
back and we're, um, what about when I'm explaining the
Heart to Julianna Margalis and I say, it's like a
house and the ventricles are like rooms. And she goes

(31:36):
on this long day like monologue about how like I'm
so much smarter than you. I know everything, don't tell me.
And then I'm like room rooms. Richard kind is back,
I'm stealing qute tips was hilarious. That was funny. I'm
assuming these qute tips are complimentary. I'm very, very happy

(32:00):
that Joel has booked Richard Kind finally on the show,
one of our favorite guest stars ever. And the janitor
is such a jerk for giving Richard Kine Turk and
Carla's address man. And he he docks to you, he
docks to you, Well, you're at you're at dinner and

(32:20):
they're standing, Uh, you're at your dinner and and you
hit your phone rings and she goes, baby, don't answer
your phone. And you go, baby, when you call Turk,
you get Turk. How did you give him? How did
you know my number? He said? The janitor is pretty
good with the dark web. I'm guessing, huh, Well, he's

(32:40):
got access to all of our files. I think we
established that he knows every single thing about us. That's right.
That from the Breakfast Club. That was a great moment
when they when they realized the host snapped. The janitor
has gone through everybody's files and knows do you remember
that in the Breakfast Club the janitor or the or no,
the janitor, the janitor doesn't He goes through everybody's lockers.

(33:04):
He goes through everybody's stuff. Oh so, so then when
right before you're talking the thing you're talking about, when
the janitor sees Richard Kind, he goes, I can help
you if you want If you want to what does
he say? Says something like I can help you, right,
and he goes, I'm listening. This in his great Richard Kind. Boys,

(33:25):
I'm listening. I'm listening. Go on, go one. Mike Schwartz,
the loneliest man alive is funny. And then this first,
probably the funniest thing in the episode. Yeah, first him
touching you and then the two of you bumping each
other at the end and doing Lloyd. I don't know
if he's been named Lloyd yet, but this is the
Mike Schwartz who we've mentioned is one of our favorite

(33:45):
writers on the show, and he wrote a last week's episode,
um the one that I directed, and he plays Lloyd
the I guess he's basically a FedEx guy right without
being a FedEx guy, And this was one of my
Mike had lots of bits. I mean, Mike could have
been a stand up He had so much, so many
funny He was the guy in the writer's room, and
we'd just make everybody die laughing because he was just

(34:06):
constantly doing stick. And one of his things, I think
was this where he said, he said, you want to
see what the loneliest guy in the world looks like.
And then someone just touches his shoulder and he goes
and like like cuddles up to his own shoulder where
he was touched. We had the warmth, right m and
then so that's funny and then and then uh, and

(34:30):
then he cut later and and we both do it.
We bump into each other, bump into him, and we
both simultaneous m turned around and do it at the
same time and then walk away. It was time to Yeah,
so lonely, very funny, so lonely. How about when I'm
putting that's a really funny cutaway when it looks like
I'm sleeping with having sex with this woman in the

(34:51):
beds like shaking and bouncing, and then uh, and then
you reveal that I did it for this beautiful woman,
but she's not even a hook up with me. He
hooks up with a shirtless, ripped guy, right, and I'm like,
why couldn't he have done it? Right? Then you walk
out and then you join Elliott in the closet and

(35:11):
this wasn't a fantasy. They're in the closet making out
and he still doesn't have a shirt on. Yeah, and
I say, dynamite Ariolas. I think that JD is a
real Ariola connoisseur because he's often he loves him Sumaria.
He loves him Sumario. But he's often commenting on male ariolas. Yeah.
I don't know why the character is so appreciative of
a nice male Ariola. When you got him, you got him.

(35:38):
It's just like he's like insecure about his own or something,
because he's always like, oh, look at that guy, like
the guy ripped right, He's like, he's like a muscle builder,
ripped guy who spends every weeking second of his life
in the gym, And all JD notices there's dynamite Ariolas.
That's had to be a freak in which we'll call
improv by that craft. Yeah, I'm sure it was dynamite area. Um,

(36:05):
what's the I'm not I'm not that lone Oh yeah,
I'm not that. I'm not that lonely. Very funny. Wait,
I have a question, So when when Doug is taken
downstairs to investigate these deaths. Those are all malpractice deaths. Yeah, yeah,
not a single death in there that was like, oh,

(36:27):
hematoma or something. It's like, because the initial joke is
that Doug, because he's done all of these things himself,
he's able to diagnose what. How how another fellow doctor
killed this patient. There's five in one day at a
single hospital. Yeah. Not only that, no, well, I mean
it happens a lot of hospitals. But even he even

(36:50):
comes upstairs, back upstairs, and he's like, hey, such and such,
I saw your handiwork in the morgue. Yeah, keep it
looking on his lollipops, keep it up now. Now he's
all cocky. He's got the he's got the all the uh.
You know, carners always have to be eating something, you know.

(37:10):
So our guys had a lollipop. That is. That's interesting
that it's always like that, though, But it's just to
show you how comfortable they are around now. We talked
about it once before. It's like you try and find
the scene with the carner where he's not he or
she is either definitely really odd looking or weird, and
then they give them some quirk and then there's always
something about them eating or they're just so immune to

(37:35):
to to being around a corpse that they're comfortable having
their sandwich pepperoni and cheese sandwich right, which is tasty.
It is good. I gotta say, Donald M. Casey posted,
you both posted videos of your daughter dancing. It's the
cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I

(37:55):
didn't know my daughter could dance like that. She's really good. Yeah,
I didn't know she could dance. And she's so I
don't know, bouncy and that for best in an into it.
She has that. She got that thing. I got a
lot of people hit me up, a lot of I
had dancers hitting me up to tell me, yo, dude,
not bad, Well great so you and she loves it right,
so she can like stick with it. She's a dance

(38:18):
class now. I felt such pride as the godfather watching
her dance. I did too, as her as her real father. Yeah,
I was like, holy cow. I didn't like I knew she.
I knew she could dance and she liked to dance,
but I didn't know she could do choreography. And you know,
she didn't come home and rehearse that at all, you know,

(38:39):
and so I wasn't expecting to see her really dance,
but it's all dances that she can do, like it's
I don't know, man, it's just really it's really surreal
to see your kid do something and you not know
that that talent, you knowing the talent was there, but
not knowing that it was that like that. After while

(38:59):
I was watching it was like, I was like, she's
got that thing. She got there's a little bit of that.
She got a little bit of that thing in her.
She's she's she's really into you know, she's not trying hard,
she's having fun. It's not you know, I loved it. Yeah, man,
she's she's got, she's got and she's just so freaking cute. Man.
Good word, right, good baby, thank you. I wish I
could take all of the credit. That's all my wife.

(39:20):
All Right, we're gonna gonna break and when we come back,
we're gonna talk to an amazing guest that Joel is
curated for all of our listening pleasure, and we're b gurgle.
We don't gurgle anymore, you do, it's a little gurgle.

(39:43):
I don't gurgle anymore. Give it up for Look a Mike,
is that your name? No, No, it's Mike. Hi, Mike,
Welcome in the program. Oh my god, this is so crazy.
I know, it's pretty surreal. I'm sure after listening to

(40:05):
us for a while to see it all happen. This
is Joelle, and there's Daniel, and that's Donald Phase, and
that's the zach Brath. This is me, the zach Brath.
I can't believe I'm live with the Phase on closet.
Are there it is? There's all those sun dresses. Well
there it is a speaking of which we're we're gonna
be doing live from the closet for our for our

(40:28):
live show. It's gonna be exciting, great idea. Um, yeah ahead, Donald,
I can't wait to be in my closet for the
live show in my onesie. I'm really gonna do. Are
you committing to the onesie? Because I'm on the fence
of onesie or suit. Let's let the fans decide. Okay,
we should let us say the fans, amongst telling us

(40:49):
things that you want on the live show, if you
could tell us if you'd rather Donald than I in
onesies or suits, we'd appreciate it. I was also just
recently gifted a T shirt that says mos tove motherfuckers.
I might wear that too. Wow, that's right on. No,
it's not really appropriate. I want to. I want to.
I want to be appropriate. Um, Mike, where where are you?

(41:10):
Colonels from Minneapolis, Minnesota? Yes, sir, is that your accident? Donald?
Is that your Minnesota accent? I was trying my best
to do my Minnesota. By the way, speaking of Midwest accents,
you have to watch Barb and Star go to Vista
del Mar. Is it funny? It's hilarious? Wait hold on,
is it funny the whole movie? Or is it funny

(41:31):
fifteen minutes and that's it. No, I'm telling you it's hilarious.
Now you have to go into it with in a
silly mood. It's like it's like the silliest Will Ferrell
movie you've ever seen, except it's christin wigg Okay, I
mean it's absurd. Donald, get as high as you've ever gotten.
Beat your beat your record. I don't get high like that.
No more, can't point, you can't get hired, and it's

(41:54):
just stopped. Yeah, you stopped. But um, it's I'm like alcohol.
Where you can just like pass out and like, you know, die,
we just kind of like you just kind of like,
oh this this is my Max and then and there
we are. We've reached it. But anyway, it's very funny
and um, it's I mean, it's so silly, but I
laughed out Kristin Wig is so fucking funny. Have you

(42:15):
watched License to Drive yet? No, you just told me
to watch it. I haven't had a chance yet. Can
we focus on Mike? Mike, do you have a question
for Mike's not talking? Mike wanted to be I took over. No,
I took over. Mike wanted to share, and I was
talking about Vista del Mar. Um, Mike, what do you
have a question for us? Sure? Um? Has there been

(42:35):
throughout the filming of Scrubs? Was there ever an episode
or a script that you guys read where the plot
line of the episode helped you out with your own
life in any way, like with an issue you were
having a or a decision you were weighing. Wow, that's

(42:56):
a very question. That's it's a great question. I'm coming
not hard man, No, it's you make us think. I'm
so glad you don't ask like something that We've been
asked one hundred times, that's interesting question. I will say this,
Carla turned out to be the type of relation. Carla

(43:16):
and Turk turned out to be the type of relationship
that I wanted in real life. It wasn't just on television.
And so when I met my wife, my now wife,
I she had a lot of the same type of
I'm not saying she was Carla, but she had the
same type of traits. She was very responsible, but she

(43:39):
was also a ball buster, and I couldn't get away
with doing the things that I would normally do. And
it was very much like what Carla is in real
on the show. She was that in real life. So
that maybe, but as far as like life lessons and
stuff like that, well, I will say that, you know,

(44:00):
very a common theme of the episodes was to um,
you know, live in the moment and and savor your
friendships and and um and you know, I can't do
this all on my own, meaning like I need to
be present to how amazing my my friendships are. And

(44:20):
I think that that, you know, that definitely impacted my life.
I think that, you know, if you act in something
for this long and you're putting out this message week
after week. I think it. I think it's interesting to
think about like that. It it made me really savor, um,
how special my friendships are in my life. Well there's

(44:41):
that and also exact Yeah, I will say that you
and you, Johnny, Sarah Judy, Yeah, that came with the show.
Also Bill Krista that all, uh, that came with the show. Also,
I just I don't know, I can't pinpoint any one
lesson that we had on the show. And we know,

(45:01):
as doing doing the recaps and everything, I can totally
relate to a lot of the things that we've we've
gone through so far, but at the time when we
were making it known, it didn't necessarily I mean, well,
it's hard. It's hard to say, um, Mike, honestly because
there's so many of them. You know. I'm sure if

(45:21):
I looked back, I'd go, oh, you know that that did.
But it's hard to it's hard to do. Like in
a macro way, look at look at what what about you? Daniel?
Daniel You're you're the stand of the group when it
comes to scrubs. Yeah, you gotta why you gotta do
me like that? You do were there in a life

(45:42):
lesson from a particular episode. I mean you okay, sure, yeah,
I got I got one too. And I would say
it was guy love. I would say, especially you know
in my high school, you know, in my high school age,
you know, and we're dredging up some you know, probably
matic feelings, so just you know, preparing everybody for this.

(46:02):
But it was so commonplace just to use the word
gay as a as you know, a bad word to
describe something we didn't like. And it was shows, it
was shows like Scrubs that kind of changed my perspective
on loving your friends and also changed my perspective on
using the word gay as something bad. It was I mean,

(46:25):
of course having having gay friends, and you know, just
trying to adjust my own you know, language as a
stupid ass teenager to not be an offensive jerk all
the time, but also realizing that like being open about
your emotions and being friendly with your guy friends has
nothing to do with any of that, has nothing to

(46:46):
do with sexuality. It's just being friends, and it's just
being open, and it's about you know, being in touch
with your feelings and all of that. And I think
something like guy love was a little bit of like, yeah,
that I relate to that. That's what I'm looking for.
That that is how I feel and like trying to
like suppress that because friends were saying stuff like that's

(47:07):
gay was not only incredibly ignorant and problematic at the time,
but it's just not true. Right, Yeah, Well that's good.
Well I hope we made a difference in in that regard.
I mean, I've we've been told that before. Um you
know that we've that that that that men felt like.
You know, we've always battled, um, you know, we're a

(47:30):
little bit older than you, but we always battled that thing.
We're like, oh, you guys are being so gay, And
it was always this this negative thing, and uh and
and Donald and I aspired and with with Bill's writing
to try and make it make that go away. Where
about your Joel. There's an episode I think it's in
season one where uh Cox just like absolutely reams j

(47:51):
D for like really wanting a mentor and the idea
of like, oh my god, like in high school, I
wanted a mentor so bad. I was like, I'm gonna
be an artist, but I don't know how to like
break into the industry, and it really needs somebody who's
gonna like teach me and guide me, like mold me.
And I like watched every like high art, you know

(48:14):
drama film where like this brilliant person is discovered and
then they're like shaped so that they can like get
on their way, and it was like hearing that basically
you're just gonna have to stand on your own two
feet and figure this shit out was like revolutionary. Like
it's it seems obvious, but it was. It was something
I really needed to hear at a young age so
that I could stop looking for help and just start

(48:35):
doing the things I wanted to do and I want
to being like as a really impactful lesson for me. Yeah,
you're your own mentor you well, oh man, I try
to be you are you aren't working? All right? Mike?
Do you have another question for us? That was a
good one. You made us all think. Um, all right,

(48:56):
how about a fun one now? Yes? Go ahead? If um,
if j D and Turk had a peloton, what would
their user names be and who would their favorite instructors
behin Cody Codys no doubt, and I definitely think Turk

(49:19):
would be would be called brown Bear. Yes, I'd be
called Eagle Rider. Fantastic. It's funny you asked that although
although you know, I think Donald, I think j D
and Turk would definitely be doing all the musical rides.
It would be like I didn't even those. I don't

(49:44):
even do those right, by the way, Yeah, j D
and Turk would have a fucking Peloton B for two
and then you you can you can picture the fucking
scrub shot, right. It would start on Donald and he'd
be peddling his ass off, right, and then it would
Dolly to reveal me and I'm just like doing something else,
like what I'm hungry, eating a sandwich. You know, we

(50:06):
only get one hour to work out together. Oh my god.
If Peloton was a thing when Scrubbs came out, there
definitely would have been a peleton. That's a reboot idea. Right, then,
there you go. We'll tell Bill, We'll tell Bill. Um,

(50:28):
all right, my friend, it is time for Minneapolis's favorite segment.
It's time too fix your live. We were gonna have
the sound machine ready, Mike, you were gonna be our
first guest. Um, you were about to be the first
guest where I have access to the sound machine. But

(50:50):
we had some technical difficulties Danil's gonna have to come over.
I have to come over in your hazmat's suit. Nope,
no problems, all right, you know what? We let up
off the gas. Donald. No, I'm not saying hold on,
I'm not saying. I'm saying the numbers are going down.
Maybe not a hazmat suit, just the mask and the

(51:12):
mask due to double mask, double mask, double double mask.
I'll tell you what. Yeah, you can double mask and
maybe wear some surgical gloves. You watch a Star Wars, Joel,
why are you yelling currently? Oh? Yes, sorry, sorry, we
get a bigger TV. What is that? Rebels? Rebels? Yeah?

(51:33):
Concord is is it Concord Dawn? Is it Concord Dawn?
Turn a real quick? What episode is it? Donald? Oh?
I know the episode. I can tell you right now.
Turn it away so I can tell you real quick.
Ezer Canaan and uh Captain Rex uh Land on an

(51:57):
old base that's occupied by separate tists and a Battle
Droid Supreme Battle Droid is there and they do us
a Clone Wars scenario and at the end of it,
as the resolves, the Battle of the Clone Wars, and
they all come to realize that the Empire is the
common enemy. And just as they realize that, the Empire
shows up and they fight the Empire and Uh escape

(52:20):
with the new Phantom. In that episode, they get the
new Phantom because Ezra lost the Phantom. That is the episode.
Am I right? I am a right, Joel dan lineing
a snore added to my sound. Jell, you're like doing

(52:40):
the show while watching Star Wars Rebels. You really are
Donald's long lost wife. I reel like in another life,
you guys who just pull bong hits and watch fucking
Star Wars the best college roommates. Okay, all right, Mike, Sorry, sorry,

(53:01):
So how can we help you start? We're here to help,
all right. Well, I had sent uh Joel one thing,
and something else has taken its place that is kind
of equal parts terrifying and hilarious. So I have a
nine year old son, So this is probably a little
bit more for for Donald. But I have a nine
year old son, and my wife discovered him recently in

(53:27):
his bed stark naked with a flashlight and her copy
of US Weekly. And so I was more of a
Victoria's Secrets kind of guy. But well, you gotta start somewhere, right,
So us Weekly. It's a funny choice, but it is

(53:48):
all right, No, I'm just wondering. I like it. I
assume the flashlight was because it was nice, but it's funny.
It was daylight, daylight, and he wants he wants to
put a spotlight. It was a nighttime, it wasn't night time.
So um, I am now in that that that terrifying,
you know area of you know, he's nine, Like, do

(54:11):
we start any type of conversation around you know, the
dirty stuff? Well, I mean I think I do. I
don't know how dirty it is either, I think I
think the conversation is I you don't want him to
feel like he's doing anything wrong. That's the most important.

(54:33):
You don't want him to ever associate shame with those
feelings because he doesn't know, you know, remember, I mean
you can remember when you were that. You know, you
don't know what the fuck's going on. You're like going
through all these changes and you know for some kids
it's going to start earlier than others, and you don't
want him to ever. I mean, you're the first, so
you could be you or your wife could be the
first source of shame, and you don't want to go

(54:55):
anywhere near that. You want to make him feel that
it's all normal and okay, are fine, there's nothing wrong
with what you're doing, and it's it's all natural. But
then have a conversation about what it is he's doing
and what you know, and that that's because he could
literally he could have just been butt naked trying to
read a magazine that belonged to you and your wife

(55:17):
and not knowing you, Zach, you never you never know
he's perusing us weekly. Well, he knows that he's he
knows that it's not a comic a book that he's
supposed to read, obviously, so he's hiding and reading it.
I just love gossip Mom. No, but no, but think
about think about I think no, but think about it.
The way him being naked and everything has nothing to

(55:39):
do I don't think that has anything to do with
the book. I think that has everything to do with
the fact that he's only nine years old and there
is no there shouldn't be. You know, at nine years old,
my kid walks around the house naked. He has brothers
and sisters here, and he doesn't care, you know what
I mean, He's seven, you know he doesn't care. I
think at not. I don't. I don't know. I don't
know the circumstances. I don't know what he's saying. He's

(56:01):
I mean, I get a sense what Mike is saying
is like, I know my kid, I know that he
was fascinated with this, and um and what my my
my wife you know, came to me with this and
just said, this is your area. I don't know how
to deal with this. You know, I think a book
can really help you, Mike. I remember my mom, this
is so outdated. Probably I'm sure there's a twenty twenty

(56:23):
one better version, but the one Donald, I don't know
if you had this. It was called What's Happening to Me? No,
I didn't, and um it was all about puberty, um
and and for you know, a children's book, but about
the changes that are going. What are these what's happening
to me? What are these feelings? So I would I would,
I would recommend. And I remember we would laugh at

(56:43):
that book because we were, you know, we were nervous,
and it was like, um, and you don't even have
to you don't even have to read it with the kid.
You could say like, hey man, here's a book we
got you or you know, but anyway, you know, the
book that we had made this it's just for you
the questions, who's your flashlight? No. The book that we
had was called What's Happening to Me? And it in

(57:05):
a funny, kind of irreverent way with funny pictures. It
explained to kids what's happening because they don't it's weird,
they don't know. And God, and we didn't have the internet.
I mean, God, God forbiddies. You know, at least he's
looking at us weekly and not. That's exactly what I'm
to put the parental controls on all your all your shit.
That is. That is the truth right there, because there's
definitely a curiosity brewing, and the last thing you want

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is him to find, you know, internet porn. You know,
I think, I really think, And I don't have kids,
so I'm just saying from my own experience and coming
from child psychologist parents, but the only the best thing
you can do is make sure that you and your
wife don't ever embarrass him about any of it. Because

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think about when you were a little like you just
you don't know what the hell's going on. You have
all these feelings and all of a sudden, you want
to look at your mom's gossip magazine because there's a
woman in a bathing suit or whatever. I mean. The
Victoria I remember, like the Victoria's Secret Catalog would arrive
and I just remember like looking around and like, oh dude,
that ship came to my room. I used to have

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to work at a well, I didn't work. My parents
worked at a theater, and so I used to have
to go with them and sit in the audience and
watch shows. And there was this one show called one Monkey,
Don't Stop, No Show right. And in the play they
look at this book called The Joy of Sex. They

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bought the real book. I think I was like nine,
eight or nine maybe even, you know what I mean.
And one night when the play was over and my
dad's packing up and my mom's you know, packing up too,
said let's go find out. Let's go find this Joy
of Sex book. Yeah, I got some reading I want

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to do. Let me tell you something right now ahead,
us Weekly ain't got nothing on a Joy Sex. Holy cow,
it was, and it was graphic too, but it was
all art draw It was all drawn in art and
stuff like that. And I'm sitting backstage at my parents'
theater freaking looking at you know, with the slow page

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turn with real slow page like the it was all
pictures too, so you know, I curio be happy he
didn't find that, you know what I mean. And he
found reminded me Donald that my parents had a book.
We had a big book shelf, the tons of hundreds
of books. And when I was growing up, I must
have been younger than your son, Mike, and they had

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a book called Birth, Birth, and birth was like from
the seventies, like women, you know, like you know everything
you need to know about birth, but it was like
definitely women spread open and you know, preparing for birth.
And I just remember just like lying in the library
just like slow doing slow age turns on birth. And

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it was so non sexual. I mean, it was like
it was like explaining the birthing process to new moms.
And I was just like fascinated. But you know it's
gonna happen, man, Mike, you know you went through it.
It's the changes coming. I recommend a book. I mean,
first of all, be honest with him and talk to
him like like like you wish you know. I always

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feel like in these opportunities you have the opportunity to
be the best fucking dad you can. You gotta It
might be embarrassing, you might cringe a little bit, but
you're like, you know what, this is that moment where
I get to shine and be like, I'm I don't
know how well your dad did it or your mom
did it, but like I'm gonna crush this assignment. I'm
gonna and like, you know, I'm sure that you can

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have a straight, honest talk with him where he doesn't
feel embarrassed. But then also, I recommend a book because
I remember it working for me. I mean, like, because
sometimes they don't want like they might want. You can
give him some basics to his face and have a
frank conversation, but then he might want like a children's
book that he can kind of peruse alone. That's like,
that's not I'm not embarrassed in front of my my parents, right,
what do you think you're the dad? No? I I agree,

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I don't. I don't think this is a I don't
think this is a bad thing. This is an opportunity
for you to get to know your son a little
bit more, you know what I mean, And so take
the opportunity and enjoy. Yeah, I mean, I had always
had the intention of being, you know, that rock star
dad that has the talk and does it like the
perfect way, because my dad never did. I learned on

(01:01:38):
my own. But yeah, um, I was just hoping I
had a few more years. But well, Mike, I would say,
talk Mike. I would imagine the talk's going to evolve
the talk you have when him when he's thirteen. It
is probably the different than the talk you're gonna have
at nine. But at nine, you can, you can, you
can most importantly let him know that he's not it's
not weird, He's not. No, you know, I wouldn't you know.
I remember like thinking, I remember thinking just like what's

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you know, what is going on? Like, what is happening?
Why does that feel nice? I told you about the
Sharper image massager my parents had. I told you that
story on the show. I don't know if I want
to tell this story. Um, if that Sharper image massager

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had the ability to ovulate, it would have definitely been pregnant.
I just remember I went looking for it once in
in the living closet where it always was, and one
day I went and like it wasn't there, and I
was like, where the fuck is the Sharper image? And

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my parents had put it on a very high shelf.
They had somehow assessed that I was, you know, massaging myself,
and they thought that that high shelf was gonna keep
me from my little botic lover climb. I climb that
fucking shit. Oh my God, got her back down her love?

(01:03:16):
Who we gotta cut this, I'm sure, no, no, no, no,
I don't want the world to know that I made
it with a sharper image beside. Sorry, funny. All right, Mike,
You're welcome, sir, you are so good luck, good luck,
give us an update so we know that that it
all went well, and and look for some good books.

(01:03:38):
I don't know what the twenty twenty one version of
What's Happening to Me is, For all I know there's
an updated version of that. But I'm sure there's a
lot of parents, man with nine year olds, who who
are who are searching for the same book. Um to
deal with it. Donald, you have that common man, You're
you're your kid's not far away from this. Yeah, man,

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I'm not really looking forward to it either. All Right, Mike,
good luck, you can hang out. We're gonna finish. Yeah,
you can hang out because we're done. We did the show.
I had one part that I want to bring up
again that I want to talk about. At one part
in the episode that I want to talk about, and
I thought it was very funny where you walk in

(01:04:21):
with Cox and you're like, I'll take the lead on
this one, mister Steele first name, man of and Cox goes,
You're out. That's it very hard. Oh. Another little bit
of trivia is that there's a moment where we're all
lying down in a four bedroom me, you and Sarah
and a patient and you're hearing all in our heads

(01:04:44):
right yeah, and then the patient. Voice of the patient
was Mike Schwartz, the same writer who was the needy
FedEx driver. Okay, little trivia for you guys I got
from Scrubs Wiki. Is there anything you want to say
to the people where we leave, Zach Yam You always

(01:05:05):
say to me, you're always asking me. I'm gonna give
you the opportunity you have to. It's a great opportunity
to talk to so many people around the world. I
want to tell you that I love you and I
wish you kindness and love. You know, be the person
that when someone lets you merge into traffic, you put

(01:05:26):
your hand up as a as a thank you. Be
that person. The other day I encountered someone who wasn't
that person. I thought, it's so easy to just give
the thanks high five. Be that person. And hey, mark
your calendars, because March twenty sixth is gonna be our
live show and it's gonna be a lot of fun.

(01:05:47):
We're putting together a whole plan and um, it's going
to be it's gonna be special, and we're really excited
about it, and we're not just phoning it in. We're
gonna really put some effort into it. We'll let you know, Joell.
Will us all know when when when you can go
buy tickets? But go to your ikel right now and
uh and mark the date. Save the date, as they say,

(01:06:07):
March twenty sixth, Friday night. It will be six pm
on the West coast, nine pm on the East coast
and everyone else. If you're asleep and you don't want
to stay up, you'll be able to listen. No, no, no,
they gotta stay up and watch it. Lived you're not
gonna fucking stay up. They will stay up in stadtd's
a hip hip town. They're really doing things different in

(01:06:29):
stad now you know what, Stod is a really posh
ski town. So they're probably gonna be up partying anybody.
So I wanted to leave the bar and go listen
to the podcast. They'll be partying in same barts. Might
as well be partying with them with us. Thanked doctor,
real friends, party with us. We love you, Joelle, thank you,
thanks for watching Rogue one while you're doing the show.

(01:06:51):
No rebels, rebels, sorry rebels. It's a great episode. Two.
Actually wanted the one of the Okay, wait, enough of them. Okay, Daniel,
I need the snore from my from my machine. I
got you. Whenever Donald talks about Star Wars problem will
get it done, all right, guys, we love you, uh
kind of scout Donald Flash six seven eight stories about

(01:07:12):
show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses
and the Jannita who loved I said, he's the stories
never should know. So yado around you, here are yadoo
around you? Here a spe free watch your winds. Mm

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hmmm