413: My Ocardial Infarction

On this week's episode, JD must deal with the fact that Elliot has become a better doctor than him. In the real world, Zach's sound pad is finally operational! Joelle's co-hosting the Snyder Cut Red Carpet, and the guys discuss the 2000's thong craze.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, there he is. Okay, so check this out. Your
boy gotta offered three different jobs in two days. Come on. Yeah,
so I got offered up. Yeah, it wound up falling apart.
Why then I got offered a We're trying to get

(00:28):
them out, okay, and then oh shit, yeah, how did
that happened? Did happened? She's working, She's working what I'm
talking about? So, Dottle, that's amazing. Congratulations, thank you. I

(00:52):
think I'm doing that's so dope. Well, we whiteboarded it
and it happened. Yes, Donald Ward, and I also have
a lead on something I sent you. I'm fucking hustling
for you too, babe. I appreciate it. Man, Like Yo,
things are good, Man, things are really good. I like
to think that it's because we started this awesome podcast,

(01:15):
but you know, I don't think it's because of this
podcast and the positive energy and the serotonin in our
brains and the whiteboard on your wall and the love
from our friends and community. I agree with you, but
look the point of it is the whiteboard works like you. Yes,
you know, your specificity is very important when whiteboarding, you know,

(01:36):
just to say I want to be in a superhero
movie isn't gonna cut it. You have to be very specific, um,
and you gotta look at it every day, and you
look at every day and then you gotta go, is
there any action I could be taking that would promote
that goal? And that's a brainstorm on what you could
be doing. I don't want to fucking I'm nervous to

(01:57):
call Jim and Terry. Jim and Terry your friends with
the director. No, you call Jim and Terry. You gotta
call Jim and Terry. You better call Jim and Terry
if you know what's good for you, you know. And
the crazy shit wasn't Like I almost sabotaged it too.
Like that's the other thing that we do as human beings.
When something good is right around the corner, we have

(02:18):
a tendency to buck it up and make it so
that it doesn't happen for us anymore. And you know,
we get in our own way. And I almost did
that today, you know, I almost, Like, So I went
and played tennis before my meeting today. I was like,
I'm gonna play some tennis. I'm gonna forget about this
meeting that I have today. I'm gonna get you know,

(02:38):
going work it out. And after tennis, I was like,
I should probably go get the weed now, oh god,
And my wife was like really, and I was in
line with our goals. It's like, I got half an hour.
I can make it work for you because I've been there.
I was like, I can make it work. We're almost

(03:03):
We're at the exit of our house and the weed
spot is two exits passed. I was like, fuck the weed, baby,
fuck the weed. My wife does a freaking dom from
Fast and the Furious across all of the freaking lanes.
We were in the fast lane. She goes, she goes,
she goes, thank you, babe. I was waiting for you

(03:23):
to come to your sentence. Hold on and we may
and we make it to the house with time to spare,
and now I'm now I'm sitting there like all right, now,
I got to ask questions, and the questions I asked
were crap because I already knew I wanted the job.
You're trying to act cool, try But by the end

(03:44):
of it, I had already been like, so we're doing
this right, this is real. We haven't changed our mind
about me being in this. Oh. And they were like,
when people ask you like in the press when you're
doing like press from me, like, so, why did you
want to do this? Like your honest answers, because I
wanted a fucking job, right, What made you choose to
be a part of this, this film? I couldn't believe

(04:07):
that asked me. That is the honest, and it's that,
and it's that way every freaking time. But they all
and they actual they treat you like you're like Ryan
Gosling and you're turning down twenty things a day. They're like,
what made you choose this? Of all things? Right? Because

(04:30):
because I haven't worked in an electric film, I don't
know if you notice about me, but I got nine kids,
have thirty five children, all below the age of ten. Um.
I love Casey, by the way, and I love that story, Casey.

(04:50):
How do you feel about me, Zach? I love you? Oh,
thank you? Oh no, the bad words. Daniel came over
and fixed it. How do you feel so far about it?
You're rubbing your eyes? Is that a happy rubbing your eyes?

(05:11):
I'm so excited. I'm so excited for this. Oh now
I have to watch what I say. No, you don't,
I'm gonna be I don't want to hear. I don't
want to hear bong bubbles. I'm gonna be on my
best behavior with it. I'm only going to use her
certain times. But Daniel came over and rigged her all
up for me. It sounds great. Hey, listen, I really

(05:33):
had my feelings hurt when you all three of you
left me on Red. Last night. I was watching this show.
Where were you watching? I'm watching this show that I'm
gonna recommend to you guys and all of our listeners.
It's called missic Quest, and it's so up your three alleys.
It's behind it's behind the scenes of a video game
company that's that makes a game like um, World of Warcraft.

(05:57):
What do you call them, Dane, mm m m O RPGs? Yeah, those.
So it's behind the scenes of a company that's the
most popular one. And it's it's very Scrubs esque humor
or you know workplace, you know style comedy. Um. But
the actors are all hilarious, the scripts very funny, and
it's about video games and I think you guys would
love it. Yeah, I gotta check it out. I'm into it.

(06:18):
Drop the title one more time. It's called missic Quest feature.
Where's that Apple are good friends at Apple Apple TV.
And I really really like it. And I'm sitting there
laughing right and I'm I'm going, oh my god, daneld,
Joel and Donald will love this. I text them in

(06:39):
the group chat everybody everybody listening. No response now Donald Donald.
I know Donald goes to sleep at eight, which is
just fucking unbelievable but true. Daniel and Joel, I know,
are up fucking playing video games till one in the morning,
so I don't know what the hell is going on. Yes, yes,

(06:59):
And the kid who plays Um played my son in
alex Ink, isn't it And he's really really funny. And
there's this girl I gotta I looked her up so
I can give her a shout on our on our
hit podcast here. She is so fucking funny. Every line
she says, I laugh. Her name is Jesse Ennis Okay,
and she plays an assistant at the company. And she's

(07:20):
one of those characters like on Scrubs where it's like
everything Sam said or everything Rob said. She's that in
this and everything she says I laugh out loud at it. So, Jesse,
You're funny. If any of Jesse's friends listening to the show.
Tell her and uh, and you got I'm telling you
love it. If you're if you're listening and you like
Scrubs esque humor, which I'm sensing you probably do. Um,

(07:41):
you like Hey Dodge, you count send her? Should get
this mofle going stories. Show me about any very funny episode.

(08:11):
Laughed bunch. I did too. There was a lot of
laughed out loud moments. There were a lot of like,
my notes are are long? Copious? They're copious. Yeah, I
have a lot of I have a lot of notes today.
I did not do a recap, however, because of the rush.
It's all your rushed from tennis to the weed store
to home. Um. I wanted to talk about Joelle. We

(08:31):
gotta give Joell a plug because Joelle is hosting tomorrow
the red Carpet for the Snyder cut of Justice League. Yes,
Joelle and Kevin Smith are hosting the red Carpet. Joel,
tell everybody it's gonna be so guys. Okay, guys, you
already know. I just love fandom. So when I got
the call, it's so funny because the person who's producing

(08:52):
the red Carpet segment is a fan of this show.
So thank you guys. Talk. Oh, so we're getting you
work glad. And then we're like listen, you know, we
hear you interact with the fans, and we want to have,
you know, on red carpets there's these like fan pins
where super fans of whatever movie is screening get to
like hang out and get signatures or whatever. They're like,

(09:14):
we're gonna try to recreate that virtually. So Kevin will
be interviewing like all stars and of course Zack and everything. Um,
and I'm gonna be with the fans. So I'm really
excited to talk to them about what. Well, it's the
perfect job for you, it really is. I was literally
tailor made for this gig. So how do we how
do how do people watch it? And what time? Tell

(09:34):
everybody all the deeds. Okay, so I believe it starts
at seven. Um, you can watch the movie right afterwards.
So that's gonna be really exciting. It's gonna premiere across
all social media platforms at Snyder Cut. So you go
to Twitter, if you go to Instagram, wherever you want
to go, it's at Snyder Cut. It's just streaming right there.

(09:55):
I have a question. I thought it was streaming on
HBO Max. What's going She's talking about her preshow thing show. Yes,
the Red Carpet will be on the social media's when
does it? When does the Snyder co Cut come out?
Did it come that night? Wednesday night? They're pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, Well,
well we're we're we're recording this obviously on Friday, but

(10:16):
we're talking about it like it's tomorrow because we're professionals. Donald, No,
I know, I'm saying, are you Donald Phazon, mister superhero
lover gonna watch a four hour movie? Absolutely? I am.
I'm I've actually been waiting for this because I want
to see what Zach Snyder has to say. Apparently it's
in black and white? Are you okay? With two versions?
So they'll be the Justice's Grain version, which is the

(10:38):
black and white version that he made, but there is
also going to be a color version. I think they're
gonna launch at the same time on HBO Max. That's
a weird movie though. That's weird though. It's like, make
a choice, You're gonna make a black and white movie
or not. I'm gonna be honest with show go ahead.
I saw the original Justice League movie, the one that
Josh Sweden did. Sure, Sure, it was all right, It

(11:02):
ain't in game, you know what I mean. But I
really want to see what Zach has to say. I
think he has I think he has a lot to say.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I think he has
a lot to say. And there was a lot of
hype behind this because he said what was put on
screen wasn't what he intended originally. So I'm very excited

(11:26):
for it because Justice League was one of the better
movies of that whole thing from from the Man of
Steel on. It's one of the better movies. So and
he's saying that wasn't the movie he intended. So I
really want to see what he has to say. So
you're gonna not only watch The Red Carpet with Joel

(11:49):
and Kevin Smith, You're going to tune in for the
four hour movie I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do the
whole shebang. I'm will you be having jazz cabbage as
you enjoy the film. See, this is one of those
movies that that you kind of have to have. Jads
pairs nicely. Yeah, I got a bunch here now, So yeah,
he got you cooked him up. With some out though. Yeah,

(12:10):
mythic quest also pairs very nicely with jazz let us.
All right on, um, let's get the show. SHOT's talk
about scrubs. It's very interesting that you bop down the
hall in the beginning of the show with coffee. I'm
feeling confident. The character is feeling confident and happy, and
he's made up with Elliott. We're getting along. I'm thrilled

(12:31):
that she's bought us tiny post its. But that's something
that all leading man have. As a walk, George Jefferson struck. No,
every leading man has a walk, at least in the
African American community. We could talk about this. Let's talk
about the Sydney Partier. Sydney Portier. Sydney Portier has one

(12:52):
of the has a very similar walk to the walk
you portray in the beginning of the movie. Sydney Portier
had a bop when he walked. There was line was
more like mine was more in the spirit of George Jefferson. Right, Well,
George Jefferson is kind of biting off. Sidney Potier had
the dopest walk by far out of everybody. And then

(13:13):
Denzel came and Denzel's walk it was like, oh, this
is the new walk. When you did that in the beginning,
I thought, oh, JD has a walk. He's portraying you know,
he's he's doing an homage. Okay, I was wrong. You
said he was just confident, and so therefore he was

(13:34):
bopping down the hallway. Well, you and I, you know,
we've done this sort of We called it the pimp strut.
We've done it over and over again, especially in that
fantasy when we're truly pimps. J D does it quite
a bit, though. Yeah, well, especially when he's feeling himself
but he's failing himself. I laughed out loud when Lonnie
and I get scared by Elliot sticking her hand through

(13:55):
the cadaver, and and then that it was supposed to
and I knew it sposed to happen, and then I scream,
and then you reveal us on the ground holding each other,
holding yes. So funny. And then and then Elliott goes
jad you knew that it was gonna have it, and
I go It was still very startling. And then we
go back to cuddling. We returned, isn't like we got

(14:18):
caught cuddling on the floor, Like we returned to I
loved it. I love how cute Elliott is with JD
in the beginning with the tiny posts that you said before.
As you said before, yeah, can we talk about Brent also,
which one's Brent. Brent was the one that's being yelled
at by doctor Kelso yeah, and then you guys step

(14:42):
in and you handle it, and then you go into
the Lonnie situation. Yea, it really showed, like in the
opening of this show, it really shows that you guys
are working together as a team again, and it seems
that she's forgotten about or she's decided to forgive you. Yes,
she's gone hard. Yeah. Yeah, so we're finally getting along
again and um and yeah, so that's nice. She's it

(15:04):
seems like she's forgiven me, but she's also forgiven you
in a way that it's like she kind of pities
you in a way, like her forgiveness comes from the
fact that she's become way better than you. She's now
a superhero in the hospital. Yeah, she has sort of,
it seems and I forgot this story point, but it
seems like she she's surpassing me a bit in terms

(15:27):
of being a badass doctor. But it's only because j
D has a hard time multitasking. That's scooter snunt drough
the hospital. Do you remember that at all? I was funny.
I was watching that scooter stunt. I remember a little bit.
I can't remember if they rigged one electrical or not.
Do you remember or if I was really riding a
gas powered scooters through the hospital. Do you remember doing

(15:48):
that at all? A little bit vaguely, I didn't. I
did it all except for the fucking big jump into
the dumpster dumps. If you pause it, you can clearly
see it's not me. Um, But I do remember it,
and I my brain couldn't remember if they if they
rigged it to be an electric one, or if I
was really driving a gas powered scooter to the hospital.

(16:09):
Did you remember this episode at all? Like this episode,
this is back to back where I'd literally back to back.
I had no clue what was going to happen. I
don't remember any of it, to be honest. Yeah, that's
really interesting. Not even Nurse Tisdale in her thong. Yeah,
and that would be the easiest thing to remember. By
the way, I don't know if Nurse Tisdale's been back

(16:31):
in a while, she's talked about as like, you know,
she did the Phoebe Kates thing, and she's talked about
as like the hottest woman in the in the hospital.
But I don't think we've seen her since, right, No,
we haven't. But that was a glorious shot of the
thong with that What was that let the throng came with?
So that used to be a thing that like let

(16:54):
your thong stray. Everybody remembers that for that for that
brief year. All we have to do is look in
what year this was shot? But this is four maybe
oh five? Here, I got it, it's oh five, January
oh five. For that, remember when that was considered sexy?

(17:16):
Oh shit, her thongs hanging out of here? Yeah, well
this was clearly the era because we're like showing like, oh,
she bent over and her thong is showing. It's so sexy.
But it's so bad by the way. I mean, let's
just fucking be honest. Todd is tricking the women, including
your wife, she send over so he can look at
their thongs and yell thong. Right, but not only but

(17:38):
not only that. When Turk's wife smaxim in his face,
he says, Phase five, what uh pig Oh my god,
that's a wrap. He should have been fired a long
time ago. Dude, Todd should have been fired like on
fucking the second episode. But you know, yeah, whatever, you know,

(18:00):
in this day and age, she'd be long gone. But um,
he wouldn't have made it. Todd wouldn't have made it
past the first up. You're absolutely no. I mean, the
only you could justify is that they keep him around
because he's supposedly this fucking savant, genius surgeon. But that
doesn't mean shit man was a good fucking interviewer. Also,
that mother fucking gone. I'm not saying. I'm not saying.

(18:21):
In the real world he wouldn't be fired, and in
twenty twenty one, you wouldn't even fucking have this character.
But that having been said, um, some of it's pretty
fucking funny. I'm as as as much as it doesn't
pay me to say this, But it might not be
the most PC thing to say, but Todd is my
favorite character on the show. I think I think a

(18:41):
lot of people probably agree with you. Um, when I
come out of the dumpster, I've got some sauce on
my hand from the bags, and I lick it and
I go ambrosia? Why why? Why? Jad? No? No? Wait,
hold on, what have you ever had ambrosio? It's yellow? Right?
It's the jello? No, but what is it? There's marshmallow

(19:04):
and I don't know what marshmallow fruit salad, and it's
it's like a fruit. It's a dessert, right, but it's
like a but it's like a fruit salad with marshmallow.
What the jello isn't jellow in it? Or something like
hand fresh pineapple, canned mandarin oranges, slices of fresh orange sections,
miniature marshmallows and coconuts. I knew there was a marshmallow.

(19:25):
Who thought of this? Who thought of this? Who was like, listen,
I don't know, man. We an't got no fresh fruit,
but we got all this cans shit, and we got
some marshmallow. Let's put it together and call it salad.
But listen, I gotta tell you I love a surprise
marshmallow in a dish my my my stepmother, my stepmother
used to make. I don't know if it was an
East Coast Jewish thing or what. Maybe you listening out

(19:46):
there know what this is. But it was like sweet potatoes,
candy bright. Oh yeah, I was about to say, and
then a layer of marshmallow on top. Can love that.
It's not a Jewish thing, dude, it's not a Jewish thing, right, Well,
we had it in a lot of Jewish others. Very good, though.
This is the best day ever. What this is the
best day every Jewish? Why are you falling over and

(20:12):
you didn't even have and you didn't even have your
morning whiskey? Because that's because that's the best thing I've
ever heard of. I don't know if it was a
Jewish thing or something, but it was candid. Yeah, it
was yams. It was like sweet potatoes, Yeah, marshmallows on top. Yeah.
And then a yama there was there was a chip.

(20:35):
There was a chip shaped like a yamaca and you'd
scoop it. Oh no, no, okay, that's yeah, you're right,
you're right. That's it's different, all right? What about what
about fluffer nutterers? Fucking love a fluff for nutter? I
do love a fluff of nutter. I haven't had I
want to have children just so I can justify having
fluffer nutterers. You can have fluff of nudders. I can't
be an adult male or buying fluffer Nutter supplies on

(20:58):
my own. Why not just announced it's for children. Sorry,
Daniel's like looking at his fluff. You can live, live
to be skinny. I can't put fluff marshmallow fluff in
the cart all. Can we ask you a question? Yeah?
Did you work out today? That's my Oh you played tennis?
I took the funniest Cody class. If you have peloton,

(21:20):
you gotta do the the whatever. The most recent Cody
forty five minute pop ride is. It was so funny.
He's wearing a lightning bolt earring for some reason. If
you want to, if you want to find it. But
he did this funniest shit on on. He put this
remix of Jolene on there. Oh, and he's riding and
he's like and like he does this like southern gay

(21:43):
sort of like thing where he's like, now listen, Jolene,
I don't give a funk if you if you, if
if my man cheats on you with Joline, you can
have him. Joline. I don't want that man back. He
did this whole riff on how like he don't give
a fun talk about Joline. And if Jolene hooked up

(22:03):
with his man, don't try coming back after Joline. I mean,
it was like a fucking comedian. Can keep him? Yeah,
I love it. I love him. He's like I love Dolly,
But listen, I ain't trying to beg Joline from my
man back. You know what I'm saying. Cash you a question,
But why couldn't Gizmo the dog be real and Tupac

(22:23):
the robot be real? Yeah, we couldn't decide if we
were going to name our robot our future one day robot,
Tupac or Gizmo. But Gizmo the dog that was supposed
to help me when I'm blind was I I like
the Turk had that coming, But Tupac the Robot would
have been and then tries it out. He's like, hold on,

(22:44):
let me try it out. Tupac. Can we have some
more syrup on our pancakes? Yes? Or something? Oh? Yeah?
I like it that I wish gives. I wish Tupac
the Robot would have come to fruition robots by now, guys,
I mean, like, dude, right now. The chest now fucked

(23:04):
us up as children. I really thought that we were
gonna have robots in the house. They're supposed to be
flying cars right now. Back to the future, sucked us
up as kids too. It's supposed to be flying cars
right now. I have this thing called Ibo. You want
to see him. I turned him off because he freaked
me out. Are were about to meet a robot? What?
Zach Braff has aio? What kind of robot? Oh my goodness,

(23:25):
what the hell? Back Braff got? Ai? Y'all? Is it? Is?
It like a well that's the thing, but with a face.
Oh sorry, he's called Gibo if you're I'm talking about Jibo.
I turned him off because he's like he was just
he chills on your counter, and I realized, like he
just has the ability, like if he got hacked, he

(23:45):
could just be spying on just so easily. So I
got a little freaked out by Gibo just chilling in
my living room. So now he's turned off. What is
what is his purpose? What? The funniest thing he did
was you could be like Gibo twerk and he would
like literally back his things up and shake his button. Um.
I think like it's like a very early idea concept
of a robot. You can have do task. It's kind

(24:07):
of like an Alexa with a personality, so he moves around.
You can be like, oh, geebo, take a picture, and
it's take a picture you can be you know, and
he hooks up you know. It's kind of like an
Alexa with a personality. Got it started? Yeah it is, yeah,
but no, but well no, I freaked out about privacy.
There there were a couple of other things that went
into play with Chucky. There was like a freak there

(24:30):
was there was a sprunt old warehouse worker and a
lightning storm in your well, that's that's that's in the recreation.
That's in the recreation. In the original, he makes a
freaking hexagon. Well, not a what is it a pentagon?
He makes a pentacon. No, not a pentagon with the pentagram. Yeah,

(24:51):
point yeah. He makes a pentagram in the toy store,
and I believe he cuts himself too to become the doll.
And in the remake, it's a little bit like I'm saying,
this is more realistic, like the dog gets. I've never
seen a Chucky movie in my life. What man, it's

(25:13):
just sow not my jam. I don't really like horror,
and I really don't like like jump scare horror. I mean,
I like, I like a thriller movie, like you know,
like The Shining. You know, an artful or a Midsummer
you know, an artful scary movie. But I don't like
like jump Scare, Chucky fucking Dog Coming and get Me movies.
I understand, you know what I'm saying. One I one

(25:37):
I saw that I did love by the way. That
always stuck with me. And it's a weird cut. Maybe
you guys haven't seen it was Exorcist three, Okay for
some reason. Yeah, for some reason, I'm telling you see
this movie. It is not only scary, but really bizarre
and well done. For some reason, so you didn't like
you did not like The Shining. No, I love the Shining.

(25:57):
I'm saying if they're artful and they're made by an
amazing filmmaker like an Ariaster or or you know, someone
who's adding art to it, I love that. I just
not into the Jump Scare. Holy shit, there's someone behind
the door ship. So you don't like a horror movie,
you prefer a horror film. Well, I don't know what
do you call Midsummer or The Shining compared to a
horror movie? Those are well, I mean, I think The

(26:20):
Shining is a horror movie. I think mich Summer is
a is A is a thriller that gets wacky in
the end, like gross in the end. I don't know,
but whatever the distinction is that I like those. I
like I like going you know when when they're trippy
but scary. I just don't like like, so you never

(26:41):
coming here? So you've never seen a nightmare and elm
Street movie ever, No, oh, you're missing out on some
real I think I saw one of the Halloween's and
I was so scarred by it that I got robbed
a bunch as a kid, like, oh, my god, in
the neighborhood and his neighborhood, not in his house, not
his house, no my house. All yeah, I got bike

(27:01):
stolen my neighborood, but in my Where the fuck did
y'all live? We lived right next to Newark and m
Newark had a lot of crime, and a lot of
the burglars would be like, well, why are we robbing Newark?
Why don't we go to that suburb that's right there?
And and so our house got burglaries a few times.
Make a long story short. As a child, I did.
I had some trauma about like the idea of someone

(27:24):
trying to break into your house like that opening scene
him scream with Drew Barrymore is my fucking nightmare. And
at the time, as a child, I was like, this
is not my jam, right, I respect that That's a
very scary scene, super scary, like if you want to
get me, like, way scarier than fucking nightmare. And I'm stree.
Shit is people trying to fucking break into your house
and kill you? No, that shit is scary, man, I'm

(27:44):
freaking you know how it is. I stayed. Look, so
there are several reasons why I There are times I
can't sleep in the same bed as my wife because
I'm a twitcher and I wake her up, et cetera,
et cetera. But for the most part I sleep. I
sleep in an area where I can see most of

(28:06):
the house just in case something goes down and I
can protect my family, you know what I mean, Like
in the foyer, Like, no, not in a fucking dickhead
where I have a I have a cot in the foyer.
But but it's because you know, you don't want anybody

(28:27):
to break into the house. And if somebody does break
in the house, you know, sure the dark can the
dog can bark, but it's way better if somebody's like,
there's somebody in my fucking house. Get out. That's your plan. Yeah, man,
I'm trying to save my family. That's my brother's plan too.
He demanded to take the room closest to the front

(28:48):
door because he was like, if somebody breaks in that
I'll be the first one. And I was like, okay,
oh that's sweet. He's like, oh, well, they'll kill me first.
That's what I was like, what difference does it make.
It's close, somebody, somebody's gonna say something, is my point.
Somebody's gonna you will get a heads up. And what
you do with that heads up if I can't subdue

(29:08):
said intruder's up to you, but at least you get strong.
I will fight like him. I have love in my
heart and you can family. I have love in my
heart for my family, and I will fucking fuck you up. Dude,
I promise you right now. Don't come. Don't come. I'm
not don't talking to me. I'm not talking to you you.
I'm talking about who listen. I'm talking about to whoever
was listening. I was like, you know what, I get

(29:31):
this motherfucker forever. That's right, baby, whatever, Alright, let's get
back into the show. Let's go to the show. So
j D thinks he's the master of like diagnosing uh
people and he he says, you know, he's really condescending
to Elliott and patronizing, and he's like, I'm I'll take

(29:53):
you into my wing. You'll be Bangs McCoy and you'll
be your little that'll be your nickname and I and
I'll help you. Meanwhile, Elliott's already figured it out. But
we do this sort of little CSI moment where it's
a great moment. Yeah, it's like a CII access. That's
what we're spoofing, right, CSI where I where I see
the packets. I don't know if I've house did this

(30:13):
too as a medical mystery thing. I don't know. I
was looking at it like a freaking Colombo or something
like that. But okay, no I Colombo. They show it
the Colombo. They show the crime before it happened, and
then you watch him figure it out. Yeah, it's like
a CSI is like they go to that special colored
sort of handheld camera and it's and it's it's it's

(30:35):
clearly a flashback, and it's it's it's got that that
effect to it. A lot of these crime investigation shows
that the genius guy who figures it all out is like,
wait a minute, slowed down, like you know, you know,
Sherlock Holmes obviously started this whole thing, but like slid down.
I think those packets are I think you're missing something,
bangs McCoy. Those packets are on the floor because Todd
placed them there to look at Nurse Tuesdale stong um. Anyway,

(31:00):
so we learned later in a flashback that Elliott's already
figured out what Jad is, sort of cockily saying that
he's figured out. Yeah, she's a better doctor than he is.
We should go to break. Nurse still does have a
nice bottom, though, Are we allowed to say that, Joel,
Let's go to break. Let's go to break. Ok let's

(31:21):
go to break. When we come back, Joel, we'll tell
us if we're allowed to say that and we are back. Okay,
I think it is right. The actress was hible. The

(31:42):
actress was hired and comfortable playing chick who bends over.
And we can all appreciate a good ass. It's universal, genderless,
all genders. Everyone loves a good butt, you know. Okay,
that's that's one hundred. There was this dude that that's
one hundred. There was this dude that worked out at
the gym that I worked out at. He had one

(32:04):
of the best asses I've ever seen in my life.
But the thing was he knew it. That was the problem.
That's when it gets. That's when it's a problem. Like
it's all right to have a it's all right to
have a nice ass and pretend like you don't know
you have a nice ass. But the minute you start
highlighting your nice ass with the clothes you wear, we
got at he's no dummy. He's doing all the squats.

(32:24):
He wants to show it off. And that was but
not only not only would he do squats, he would
do squats so the ass was facing everybody. Yea, like,
when I do squats, listen, I got a nice ass,
you were born with that. I don't get fun with
anybody says I got a nice motherfucking ass, right, But
when I do squats, I'm not trying to fucking stick

(32:45):
my ass and everybody's face. I would be just like
a mantle. Well, it's just like a nice little shelf. Yeah, forever, forever, baby,
I'm really starting to regret at this machine. No, no stop. Hey,
I told you about when I was working at a
Gold's gym in Hollywood. I didn't know. It was like

(33:06):
a predominantly gay gym, and like I'd be like doing
like a squad and everyone was like trying to help
me and everyone. I came home and I was told
my girlfriend at the time, I was like, everyone at
the gym is so helpful because they were like, no,
you gotta arch that shit, pu it out. I was like, okay,
uh it out. Do you need to be spotting so

(33:27):
closely from behind? Which which gym was it? Was it
the one right across the street from gold Hollywood. I
haven't been there, literally, haven't been there in twenty years.
But was it the one right with Whole Foods? Not
Whole Foods Trader Joe's. That gym across street from Trader
Joe's on on Sunset Boulevard, right before Robertson. No, No,
that's the other way. I mean on on sorry, sorry,

(33:48):
on Santa Monica Boulevard, right before Robertson. No, it's not Robertson, dude.
It's east like Coenda, right. Yeah, it's like in the
heart of real Hollywood, not West hollywand there was a
gay gym in the heart of real Hollywood, not West Hollywood. Yeah,
it wasn't in like um Boystown area. It was. It
was like it just happened to be a golds that

(34:09):
a lot of gay men enjoyed. And I was there
to be taught how to do a proper squat. I was.
I was putty in their hands. I'd actually have a
fierce squat though I had arched my back and push
that shit out. All right, let's get back to the
show for good. Oh the guest is here. Do you
want to invite the guest in Joel, let's do it,

(34:30):
by the way. A handful of comments um saying that
they agree with Donald and not me on keeping the
two questions. So I tried, but everyone likes the two questions.
Don't fix it if it ain't broke, as they say.
I'm just saying somebody was like, somebody was like, your
show seemed rushed, you know what it was? Though, now

(34:51):
we should we should say this to everybody. I was
inebriated the last show, though I think I was. I
was known. I was waiting for the comments, but I
was a need. Oh you should thank Daniel because he
cleaned you up and edit. Thank you very much, Daniel.
But I and so if the show seemed rush, it

(35:12):
was because I was. I was all over the place.
We were listening back to it, and I was like, God,
shut the fun. And then Donald wrote something in the
group chat where he was like, Daniel, he used to
take out all the places where I seemed drunk, and
I wrote, that's gonna take him all night. We laughed,

(35:32):
But it's true. I'm glad that you chose not to
have your morning whiskey today. Oh that's not gonna happen again.
But I'm gonna be um thirty days no booze soon.
Congratulates Good for you. Yeah, you are going You are
going to be forty six in a couple of in
a few weeks too. I know. I think this might

(35:54):
be my first ever birthday that I don't have, oh
since being eighteen, probably that I have not gonna have
a sip of alcohol. Wow, I'm gonna try and keep
it going. I don't mean to say that I'm going
to be sober rest of my life, but I am
enjoying this health kick I'm on trying to get in
shape for the movie and I definitely feel not only
do you lose weight fast when there's no booze in

(36:15):
your life, or at least I do, but I feel
more clarity and more energy and just overall better. That's wonderful.
So um yeah, So I'm about to hit a month
and I'm excited about that because it's not easy, especially
in quarantine. You're just fucking sitting around your house going
it's staring at bad wine bottle, going that one's tasty, Zach.
It's not easy at all, dude. I'm gonna tell you
right now. I've tried to quit smoking weed. Every time

(36:39):
I smoke, every time I finished smoking a joint, I'm like,
that's the last one. Yeah, and then guess what I do? Yeah, Well,
we would be wouldn't be bad for you if you
didn't lead you to eat so much. That's big facts.
That's where it gets you. Um, you know, getting high,
if you're just getting high and watching a movie like
who cares? But if you're getting high and then staring

(37:00):
at the chips, No, I don't stare at the chips.
I eat the motherfuckers. Is this motherfucker talking about the
biggest motherfucker sister smokes weeding. Just stares at chips. You
are hurting. You are freaking trying to torture yourself. I
told you my secret, but you don't. You don't, you
don't like it. But I just don't have any of

(37:20):
that ship in my house. So well, you just stare
at the chips. So you smoke that ship. I mean,
you eat that ships. How that's how you know you're
when you're like, fucking I need to smoke them chips,
you know what. That's how high you are. You're like,
if I put these chips in them, I'll be trying
to regulate when I smoke, so that it's like I'm
gonna smoke right before dinner, so I'm eating the dinner.

(37:43):
I can't do that because I want to smoke right
after dinner. Though. There's nothing like smoking weed after dinner.
I just pop an edible and go to bed. Another
thing you could do Donald is, um, don't You're probably
not gonna do this, but don't smoke Ganda until you
are down, you know, up in your bedroom area and
getting ready to wind down where you're not near the food. Okay,

(38:06):
so here's the thing. This is probably very boring for
people that don't ever enjoy jazz cabbage. We should probably
move on. Okay, but here's the thing. Go ahead, as

(38:28):
I take a hit from my bone. As I take
a hit from my bone. All right, let's go on.
Let's get the caller in here. Let's get the callar
Weed enhance his ship. Let's go all right, I need
that ump from my pad. Daniel Weed enhance his ship noted.
Say hello to Norberto Chinchilla nor a bad Touchinilla. Oh man, yes, Norbet,

(38:53):
so nice to meet you, man. Oh, nice to meet
y'all too. Oh, oh my god, I'm seeing things I
love already, sir. Oh. I always look at the background.
I'm seeing Boba fed, I'm seeing BB eight and I'm
seeing a white board, and I'm seeing a white board
with goals and the closet. Yeah. And he got a
mic and head funds on. He came from you. You

(39:15):
are are kind of guest. Norberto, welcome to the show.
Thank you, thank you. I gotta. I got a quick
shout out for my girlfriend since she helped me set
up the mic. And Alison shout out to you work
Alison Nolberto. Where are you calling from Fort Worth, Texas?

(39:36):
In the house, Yeah, yeah, you can call me Norb
by the way and ORB. So, um, how how are
you guys holding up? I know, Joell just ask you,
but how are you guys holding up? After the storm? Oh?
You know what? It was rough that that that week
was very rough. I still have to go to work
at the hospital and all that. But our house got

(39:58):
done to like thirty five. I have degrees inside the house.
We had to go stay with some friends and we
got two dogs and two cats, so that was it
was a bit a bit hard moving them. But you know,
everything's back to normal now, well somewhat. Do you guys
got clean water? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we are water and
never had any any problems or anything. My wife's family

(40:20):
is in Texas and they don't have clean water. We
you know it's still Yeah. Did their water supply is horrible?
We Casey said, you shipped the water? Huh because they
couldn't even they couldn't even get it down there. Yeah,
their their water is their water supply is horrible. Man,
that's terrible. What do you do in the in a hospital,
I'm a respiratory therapist. Oh yeah, you don't. You don't

(40:43):
hear much about us in the Yeah, tell everyone tell
everyone in Layman's terms. I imagine you've been very busy
recently too, Yeah, tell him, tell them what that position is.
So uh, pretty much, we help people breathe when they
can't breathe for themselves, and it can go any of
her from giving them simple breathing treatment like an albutreal
treatment for enismatic or anything to you know, ventilator management,

(41:06):
which is what normal people like to call life support
in scrubs that are a matter of fact, there's some avillas,
those kind of purplish machines, you know, with the breathing teams. Yeah. Yeah,
so that that's a good rig. Do we have a
good rig? Yeah? Yeah, you know most of the time
it was pretty accurate. Not that for I'm saying, was
that was for two thousand and five? Was that good gear? Yeah?

(41:27):
I mean we still use them. So okay, well there
we go for us. And do you are you a
part of int intubating the patient? Yeah? So, depending on
what facility you work at, m most of the therapists
will usually assist the physician, but or whatever provider. It
could be a nurse practitioner you know, that will be
doing the intubating and some some facilities will have the

(41:50):
therapists actually do it themselves. So I do get trained
and I got trained in then in school, and do
you and I imagine in COVID times, this this your
position has been really in need because a lot of
people are respirators, right, Yeah, it's it's quite unfortunate that
we've gotten paid quite a bit. You know, we've we've
made we've had so many positions open up and so

(42:11):
many more they're still needed, and it's really proven. Uh,
it's shown like a lot of hospitals that there's a
great need and great importance for the job we do. Unfortunately,
you came with with you know, pandemic, right, but you're
also risking your life though, aren't you by when you
get to the intubating part and uh, putting someone on

(42:33):
a respirator, you don't necessarily have that much protection from
their breath and their party. I imagine they've got full
ppe on right when you're doing yes, yeah, yeah, so
when this first started, they didn't you didn't have Yeah. No,
when we first started, we man, we just go go raw,
you know, just straight up, no mask nothing, you know.

(42:53):
Now now now we go hardcore, you know, goggles everything,
whatever we need. I've seen some of these, some of
the I saw this thing nor. I don't know if
you guys have it or know what it is, but
this woman had like a helmet on with a tube
coming out the top, and it looked like almost like
almost like I'll tell you what it looked like. It
looked like freaking Marty McFly when he was freaking over

(43:14):
his dad. Yeah, I am. My name is Darth Vada.
I am from the planet Vulcan. I was gonna say
it looked like the thing they wore in the ABYSS
when they go like like a futuristic it's called a papper,
a purified air protection something that's great. Nor did everyone

(43:34):
not have those? And now now you guys have them
or what? So they're like really expensive. So most of
the time, like at most facilities, they have like ten,
you know, like for the whole hospital, you know, and
so people, you know, we wipe them down to share
them because most of our negative pressure rooms and places
where we needed that is for tuberculosis patients or anything

(43:55):
that's kind of airborne. But you know, that's not really
heard of that much. Well, and then all of a
sudden we started getting COVID patients and we're like, oh man,
we need more, you know, we need masks, and every
everybody started running out. I felt, really, I felt good
when I saw that. I don't know what her position was,
some healthcare provider in that, and because I was like, oh,
that's you know, I hope that they start stocking everybody

(44:19):
up with these, because I just feel so much safer.
It felt like, oh, yeah, you guys need that. That's yeah, yeah,
you know. Especially so the thing if you have any
facial whatsoever, it's you're not supposed to wear an Nnettie
five mask because it won't sealed properly. It already only ignored.
But then why are you rocking that goatee? Brother? Oh? Oh,
I mean I strap on the papper. Okay, yeah, I

(44:43):
go in, I go in scuba style, you know, all right?
So what if I did in ninety five? And then
a cloth mask over the ninety five? So most nnette fives,
there's a lot of them, have like a one way valve,
so technically it protects you, but not anybody you're breathing on.
So we the ones we use at the hospital, we
usually we put a mask over that as well. But

(45:03):
that technically won't. I mean, any barrier helps we still have.
I have this, it's a K k N ninety five.
They don't. They don't let us use those at the hospital.
What's the difference between a k N five and a
normal N five. I'm not exactly I'm not exactly sure
what the K stands for, but I know that the
N rating is for it protects against dust and a

(45:27):
bunch of particulates, but not oil. So there's some that
go like, you know, they're like, oh, ninety five or something.
I don't know what the rating is, but they have
a different letter and they protect against oil particulate that
could be even smaller. So danil are you looking up
with the differences all right? Like because I think I
think I was told that this isn't as good as

(45:47):
an N ninety five, but it's a good second best. Yeah, yeah,
oh definitely. I mean, any barrier, especially if going on
in public. The main thing about going on in public
is that your mask isn't for your protection, it's for
everyone else's. So you know those you know, you know,
you see them, the Karens and such out there, they
show you know. I went to Walmart the other day man,

(46:09):
And there was this dude without a mask, and he
couldn't understand why I was staring at him the way
I was staring at you know what I mean. Yeah,
he was like, what the fuck are you looking at? Yeah?
He say, yeah, I didn't say I was with my daughter,
So I wasn't gonna say that, So I just kept
staring at him. I wish people knew that they shouldn't
talk to you like that. Yeah, you know, And there's

(46:30):
there's a few have a certain set of skills, skills,
there's a few things to come from this whole pandemic
that we can at least appreciate. Is that, first of all,
shown some people's true colors, which you know, you know,
including the president himself. You know at the time, he
you know, he showed us who he was and who

(46:52):
he who his followers wanted us to, you know, how
they wanted him to behave in such and so you
see them at the store and wherever would go. And
it's sad that that's the truth, but that's just how
it is. Right And as you know, being in the
medical field or yeah, I mean anywhere really, um, anywhere,
you just gotta I care about others. It's not that hard.

(47:13):
I don't know, it's not hard. I don't think we're
all I don't think we're all programmed to care about
each other. I think some people are you know what
I mean, Some people answer that call, and then there
are some people who only think about themselves. I think
that's you know, and and it's unfortunate, and that's that's
just the way, you know, That's just the way it is.
But I am excited about vaccine being rolled out. I

(47:34):
am excited about Joe Biden's speech saying the goal is
everyone should be able to get access by May one.
He's saying, he's saying, regardless of anything, by May first,
everybody gets a vaccine period Um Daniels sent the thing
through the chat that says and ninety five mass must
pass a rigorous inspection and certification process, which is part

(47:57):
of the cd sees per view, but company making K
and ninety five masks can seek approval from the FDA.
The main one is that the N ninety five masks
have a little bit more strict of rules about how
much breatheability that they have can ninety fives do not
need to meet the same kind of standards for breathability.
I think this is like diet coke and H and

(48:18):
ninety five is coke. And if you're and if you're
no RB and you're going into a patient's room, you
want no. If you're Norhen you're going into a patient's room,
yeah you get. But if you're la tech, if you're
mean you're going to the on a hike, you can
have this piece of shit all right, you're walking that motherfucker. Yes,

(48:38):
I will provide you with breathing. Um, nor can you ask?
Do you have a question for us? And we're back
to two questions because the one question show was not
well received. People were up in up in arms. Really,
you know what, I don't know. I'm on the I'm

(49:00):
in the outside of you. Guys can't do no wrong
because you can ramble. You're not gonna believe this. But
as the show continues to become more and more popular, UM,
there's a lot of opinions. Um, you don't you don't say, Okay,

(49:21):
what's your question sir? So you know I worked twelve
hour shifts when at the end of the day wind
up becoming fourteen almost fifteen hours with drivetime, and you know,
getting ready and all that stuff right um on the
set and you guys were you know, long hours too.
How do you keep from how do you keep that
work life balance? And can you tell me a little

(49:43):
bit about how it was on y'all set with scrubs
and and you know, is there anything y'all have? You
know what, if you didn't do this at the end
of the day, you're definitely gonna have a good day
the next day. We were so young, dude, We were
so young when we were doing this that cost sequences
after Dude, you have the nor I'm gonna tell you

(50:04):
something right now. I saw you sip that from the
fake doctor's real friend's mug. Yeah, norb even has a
fake doctor's real friend's mugs. He's he's really trying to
become our favorite guest. Donald Donald. Donald's got like tears
in his eyes because he can see he can see
both a Boba Fette statue and a fake doctor's mug.
And you know what, and inside I want a little
a little Donald phase on, maybe a little hype phase

(50:25):
on that we go talking my language. I got a
little Sir Edwards, twelve year old in here O Friday Night,
Friday Night, in Texas. Let um, to ask your question,
we where it really does take over your life. Um,

(50:47):
And we weren't complaining because we were so fucking excited
to be on the show and and we love the job.
We were also kids too, so we were on our roof.
We were in our mid twenties and um, and we
were just so thrilled. But that haven't been said. To
answer your question, yeah, I mean we were there of
twelve fourteen hours a day, um, every day, and I

(51:08):
it's very hard to maintain friendships and relationships and with
Donald and uh having kids. I mean that I didn't
have children to worry about, but it would have been
very hard to do it all with kids. I can
imagine it was. It was, it was. It was very difficult. Actually. Um,
it's so you know that part is also about having

(51:30):
somebody who understands what you do. And you're saying, listen,
I'm gonna freaking be gone for a while because I'm
trying to pay the bills. But UM, to answer your question,
I was so I was able to maintain stamina because
I was so young. I don't know if I could

(51:50):
do as much as I did back then, Like I
was married, but I still went to the club, and
I still you know, I still freaking came to work
every day, you know what I mean, when I was working,
and then I tried to do movies during all of this.
You know, I don't know if I could. I don't
know if I could maintain the stats. I don't I

(52:10):
would need a bunch of therapy and a bunch of
h There would be a lot that would have to
be involved, whereas back then I was just running, running
through it. But also keep in mind, you know, back
in the day they would do we would do twenty
two twenty four episode seasons um. You know, that's that's
an intense, uh program. Whereas you know nowadays of a

(52:34):
lot of popular shows on streaming and everything and doing
ten episode seasons um, which is more more and more doable.
I think I don't know that I'd want to do
a twenty four episode a year show at this point
in my life. Norby how old are you men, I'm
thirty four, thirty four, you married with kids, I have
a girlfriend, I have two dogs and two cats. Okay, okay,

(52:56):
so right now the stakes aren't crazy, I you know
what I mean, Like you take care of yourself, you
take care of your animals and take care of your girlfriend.
You can put in the extra work right now and
make that extra money when all of those things, you
know what I'm saying, When all of those things come
back around in the future, like when you have if
you and your girlfriend become husband and wife, and you

(53:18):
guys have kids, it's really difficult to say, by y'all,
I'm gonna go to work, and you know what I mean,
especially if you especially if if you know, everybody says
they understand until they're in the situation. Yeah, well it
would just be clear what you're saying. Obviously, everybody goes
and says goodbye to their kids. You're saying doing these
insane hours where you're never around. Everybody gets it until

(53:41):
they're in it, you know what I mean. Everybody's like
until you when you tell somebody you work fourteen hours
a day, they're like, oh, I can handle that, until
they're in it, you know what I mean. But that
I haven't even said I do. I just have to
put the disclaimer on that. You know, so many people
have to work their ass off at a job they
don't love, and nor you're doing something you clearly are
are proud of and you're you're making a difference in

(54:04):
people's lives, and you clearly I can tell love your job.
And we of course I never had a job as
amazing as Scrubs. There's so many people, so many people,
I'm sure who are listening who are like, yeah, but
I fucking hate my job and I got to do it,
which has got to be so much worse. And yeah,
and I want you to know that we we we
acknowledge that that we were at least doing something we
truly truly loved. Right, So it's it's way easier to

(54:26):
do it. Yeah, all right, Nor what's your next question, sir? Yeah,
well I actually got a few comments about Scrubs. Okay,
So the first thing is right, Um, it was actually
and this is one of my favorite episodes, and it's
a season five episode twelve, I believe my Cabbage and cabbage. Yeah,
and that's the one and only time respiratory is mentioned

(54:49):
and doctor Kelso comes up to private m D answer, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Michael Weston, yeah, yeah, it comes up to and he's like, oh,
let me check on a what's up? And then everyone
dropped the ball and no one checked on him all
night and he's like out, So you know he doctor
Kelso immediately calls for respiratory to get an ABG done,

(55:12):
which is arterial blood gas sample. Will get a sample
from their artery, whether it's somewhere in their arm or
ephemeral artery, and it checks out gases and such um,
so we can assess their respiratory status, how well they're breathing.
Renumber thinking that, I'm like, yeah, you know that. The

(55:35):
only time, the only time we represented what you do
is in one episode, and a great one at that
great one at that well, at least the machines are
always around you see. Yeah. And also there's a lot
of talk about innovating, because I know innovating is challenging.
It's a lot of like, come on, you can do this,

(55:56):
it's an innovation. I remember that. Yeah, Yeah, for sure,
it's definitely something that I mean because the well fun
fact the minute when when somebody goes under, what we
do is we we sedate them enough to where they're
not breathing, so they're literally not going to breathe unless
we breathe for them, and then we paralyze them so
they can't move at all. So when we're putting that

(56:19):
tube and if we if we delay it all we can,
we can we can kill the person somebody. Yeah right now,
what about any emergency situation in the field, Um, like
paramedics and such? There are they doing all that too? Yeah? Yeah,
they're they're the the most underpaid MP's paramedics the most
underpaid because they save lives like crazy. I mean, they intubate,

(56:40):
they do it all. I I have such admiration for well,
for all healthcare workers. But I always I made a
whole show. My brother and I made a pilot about
paramedics and it didn't get picked up, but we shot
it and it was just so exciting, like, um, and
I just find that so's thrilling. But what what I
meant to ask was when they're intubating someone on the
street or in the else or in the field, m

(57:02):
are they taking the time to do what you're saying
as well? Yeah? Yeah, because they yeah yeah yeah, And
but sometimes if um, they don't have that time, Like
there's an episode where y'all are at some food truck
and uh, you have to cut do like a tricheotomy,
yeah right, and put a little straw and then help
the guy breathe like that, like that guy would he did,

(57:23):
It wouldn't matter. He's probably not any feeling any pain
because he's passed out right. So some of the times
EMTs don't have to do anything. They just like the
first unconscious. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I don't know if this
was a joke and it's just like I totally missed it.
But everyone called him the janitor. He was always the janitor.

(57:43):
But at a hospital, we don't have janitors. We have
environmental services, which anybody, we have evs and so like,
because you know, it's kind of rude to call him
my janitor. I think I don't know, I think that's
very twenty I think that's twenty twenty one and not
two thousand and five because I was like janitor, I
remember when it was like, oh no, I'm a custodial engineer. Yeah,

(58:08):
what's funny about janitor? And it happens in this episode
we're talking about, is like Sarah was the first character
to start off just calling him janitor, and like it
was his name Janitor, and then and then in this
episode I do it. I'm like, fucking janitor. He just
doesn't have a name. His name is janitor in this episode,
Elliott the janitor as literally asked Elliott out on a date.

(58:29):
I never thought he freaking stepped out. He wrote the
same thing. I wrote the same thing down Donald. I
do not remember tracking his level of crush on Blonde Doctor.
And this time he literally this episode he asked her
out on a date to coffee. He dresses up in
a suit in the cafeteria and she comes in and
she freaks out and she's like, rut Row, I thought

(58:50):
we're having called, but then he has to explain it
to her. This was the best part of Norpe. This
was the best part of the show to me. When
the janitor praised to God to please give him a miracle.
You know what that is? That's that's that's music Man,
so that his band freaking out sing the Mighty Peons. Yeah, worthless.

(59:19):
I left, I left the worthless, the worthless Beyonce. I
laughed so hard because everybody's been at that moment where
you didn't prepare and you lige your heart out and
you're like, but the fact that he just he begs God,
He's like, did you God, did you not see did
you not notice that the flat of music Man? No
I did not. I did not. At the end of

(59:40):
music Man, Joel is laughing so hard because she's been
there in that moment before where she was like, oh God,
please God. I laugh it because his reaction to when
they start performing and it's good, it's so funny, like
they're singing Barbara Janitor Terrier's faith is just so like
this is really happening. Even even even Um Marty and

(01:00:04):
and and Troy Um are are kind of in shock
that they're good. Oh god, that's funny. I forgot what's
Marty's character's name. I forgot Marty's characters name. But anyway,
they both of both of the the brain Trust guys
are both shocked that they're that they're that they're good. Yeah,
I thought that. I thought that was I thought that

(01:00:25):
was brilliant because there's been times where I've had to
pull it out of my ass and oh yeah, well,
I mean working at the working at the hospital, that's
that's I mean, it's called practicing medicine for a reason.
You know, we don't know everything. We gotta we gotta
make sure we we do our best from what we know,
and then something's gonna come up that we don't know
what to do, so we all got to work together,
you know. And yeah, that's that's one great thing about Scrubs,

(01:00:47):
by the way, that that like even more so than
the medical accuracy of because no true, no show can
truly be you know, truly accurate. Um the feel of
what it is to work at a hospital and be
part of a hospital staff that like Scrubs totally, like
you know how y'all become family and the camarado, right, yeah,

(01:01:08):
all that that's exactly how it is. So y'all be
gambling with each other on like you know, whether somebody's
diabetes the blood sugar. By the way, Nurse Robberts. Nurse
Robberts is trying to give you cookies so that so
that your diabetes your sugar number will go up and
and and then and then she'll win the pot because

(01:01:30):
she wants what does she want? She's saving up for something.
I don't I don't know, but all I know is
when I think it's RV, I think it's well. When
she realized, when she realizes that that that game is
out the window, she's like, damn, now, now I gotta
get back and I got to find a way back
into that craps game in the basement because I believe that.
You know, she's already got her above ground pool, she's

(01:01:51):
laced in that department, and now she wants an RV.
Do you all be doing it? You want gambling? She'll
be gambling in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, but you know
it's it's uh, you know, we don't tell our bosses that,
you know, we right do. You'll be throwing dice in
the back like after after, afterwards, after after after, Let's

(01:02:15):
take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.
All right, it's time for Texas' favorite segment. Donald, It's
time to fix your life? And I get it? Did

(01:02:37):
you you? I don't know, just I thought that was
super cool. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Alright from my new pad um,
Would you like my sound pads? Working Week was the
first episode with the past Yes. Would you like Donald doing?
Would you like Donald doing Yoda? Like Cacy saying I

(01:02:57):
love you? No? No, no, Donald doing Yoda? Okay, here
it comes made to order. Should I hope this is
the right one? Do or do not? There is no try.
That's pretty good. That's pretty Dane came over today and
uh fixed the pad everybody. So you're well, that was

(01:03:19):
a pretty good yoda. That's fix that, all right? All right? So, um,
I have two dogs, like I said, one of them's
I think eight months, seven seven a half something like that,
and she still goes out and eats her own poop. Yeah,
I stop that. It's hard. You know what. I saw

(01:03:41):
an episode of um Um Dog whisper about this. It's tricky.
I don't think Donald and I are gonna be I'm
out this one. Donald doesn't know and doesn't care um
I nor. The only I can tell you is to
look on YouTube, because I've saw an episode of Caesar
where he handled this. It's it's something I think it
might have to do with something missing in their diet. YEA.

(01:04:04):
That doesn't mean that you don't have to get you
Probably you are gonna need to get a trainer to
help you break the habit if it's persistent. But I
believe that sometimes it's indicative of something missing in their
diet that they're seeking. Okay, okay, yeah, like no, no,
it's like I'd be making it up if I guessed
what it was. But it's like a mineral or something
that they that they want. But I'm sure that if

(01:04:25):
you go on YouTube, um you'll find dog trainers discussing it.
I know I saw an episode of a dog Whisperer
where he where he was dealing with it, so you
could track down that episode if you want to. Yes,
that's really that's really interesting that that's what dogs do.
Something's missing in my diet. You know where I might
find it? My shit. Dogs really don't mind the smell

(01:04:50):
of shit. I mean, they go smell each other's asshole.
The first thing they do is like, let me smell
this dog's asshole. Yeah, that's a nice that's a nice one.
It's got a nice one. I wonder when the if
a dog brain after its smells an assholef it's like, hmm,
nice one. I wonder if the dog's like, oh, emfucker
had steak last night. I want to hang out with
him a little bit more at the dog I take

(01:05:13):
my dog to this dog park and is this so funny?
Like the greeting, it's just it's like it's like it's
just like the human, Hey, nice to meet you. They
just go and both digging each other's assholes. Anyway, Um, Joel,
you have a puppy has it been. Has she been
eating her poof No, but she's not like and we
can't just leave her outside, so we pick up. She
doesn't get a chance to eat her poop. She eats
literally anything, so I think that given the opportunity, she

(01:05:36):
probably would. I was reading on the American Kennel Club
trying to be like, why do dogs do this? And
it sounds like because they were scavengers and stuff that
they were trying to like hide their markings and stuff.
So I don't know if anything on there, But is
there anything on there what I'm saying about something missing
in their diet? I feel like I've only read the
first two pair of Yes. Well, anyway, we can't really

(01:05:56):
help you nor because we don't know, but I promise
you can find that on the interwebs and um and
I I really recommend so listen. A dog trainer is
worth their weight in gold. Just even if you have
three sessions with your puppy, you're gonna because most of
it's just teaching you what to do, not teaching the puppy.
So if you just spend, I promise you it's worth

(01:06:17):
the dough or even if you need to go cheaper,
go to a puppy class. And then also you'll become
friends with the person and you can text them like
my dog trainer when something weird happens, I can just
text her and she gets back to me and says, oh,
try this. But also one thing also making sure that
there's no poop around, Like so if she's out in
your yard, you got to pick up all that poop
and don't get rid of don't give her the chance
to get into poop. All right, you're welcome, you're welcoll Well, well, yeah,

(01:06:43):
you're welcome. I mean, but I mean it's not really
we really do nothing for you, but you welcome. Yeah, yeah,
you're welcome. All right, listen what yes, Oh my god, Donald,

(01:07:05):
why do you not love it? I thought i'd be
hearing more weed sounds. I only have bong for now, Dan,
any more weed sounds? Okay, okay, Well let you all right,
you can stay on nor because you're so delightful. Thank you.
We're almost done anyway, and you're a member of the

(01:07:25):
healthcare community, so we extra love you. This was my
favorite joke, one of my favorite jokes. I had two
really funny jokes that I thought was funny. JD walking
down the hall. I was never a good liar. Looking straight, Bruce.
That is funny looking straight, Bruce, Nor don't say that

(01:07:50):
to a fellow coworker. You're getting big trouble. I wrote
LLL next to that, Donald Lall looking good, Bruce, looking straight, Bruce. Look,
now we do the World's most Giant Giant doctor in
this episode. It's a stack of Elliott, then Lonnie. I
think Lonnie's in the middle. Yeah, Lonnie really hates me.

(01:08:15):
And this This brings us up to the second story. So,
first of all, who sewed this coat? I mean, it's
a story hot. We never show you that someone is
really working hard to make us a typical hospital story.
But did you convince to make this surgical? I don't know.

(01:08:36):
Maybe I made Lonnie do it because he's very upset
about it. Now, Sarah's Elliott has very strong legs. We
learned because she snapps. She can break a cafeteria tray
and a half. Yeah, and so she's able to handle
Lonnie on top of her and me on top of Lonnie.
That's a strong person, right, she got some Not only
does she have strong legs, but she has tiny thing

(01:08:57):
I mean strong fingers too. Yes, they're like tiny pie
and long toes. Sarah. Actually, if you're a foot person, um,
you'll be delighted to know that Sarah has fingered. She
calls them finger toes. Oh gosh, she can grab shit
with her feet. Yeah, like makeup with her feet. Yeah.
Quentin Tarantino would love it. He likes feet. You didn't

(01:09:20):
know that, donal. I usually skipped that part of porn
Hubb anyway, Um, oh my god, okay, did you see
this video, this viral video of a kid he um,
he got on his drum kit in in a high
school gymnasium, like it looks like a pep rally, and
he started on the drum kit. He played the opening
of porn Hub. Oh my god, so good dude. He

(01:09:43):
played the porn Hubb theme song on all high school
when girls and boys all started dying, laughing and cheering.
That is all barely he got like he got like
suspended or something I I would I would imagine that
is always fun to do. Listen, next time you're at work,
you can do this or not do don't get don't

(01:10:05):
do this. But I always like doing things like this,
sitting around and just when it's real quiet going browsers
and seeing that it worked, and just seeing who looks
up and seeing who looks up. Have you seen these
videos where they oh my god, where they go? Can
I get ahead? And someone else like far away yells

(01:10:28):
at hell yeah no, oh man, I'm let see I'm
on the internet too much. All right, so you are man,
I'm gonna tell you guys right now, TikTok, you got
my boy, please well release him, to release release Zach,
please let him go free to say, I gotta say,
there is some funny shit on TikTok. I recently been exploring.

(01:10:49):
I just thought it was fucking kids dancing the fucking
stupid dances. But there is some shit that makes me
laugh out loud. There's a lot of people being funny
on there. Please get my friend back. Every time I
send a clip to die, he goes get off of TikTok.
And I'm like, you didn't think that ship was funny?
What did I say? Either day down? And you laughed
your ass off. You sent me that freaking porn hub thing. Dude,
that's what you sent me. But anyway, there's some don't

(01:11:13):
go on TikTok. It's like it's like I got off
Twitter like another so proud of myself and now I'm
looking at TikTok Anyway, Well, you don't have to worry
about you know, freaking crazy hatred stuff on TikTok. I imagine, imagine.
It's just quick. Well all it is is it's it's
like it's like Vine, remember Vine. No, I wasn't. I
stayed away from that too. It's just stupid funny videos.
And ninety nine percent of it is like you can't

(01:11:35):
believe that people are spending this much time doing this,
but then one percent of the time you laugh out loud. Um, okay,
what we got a oh if you like mistakes? At
thirteen thirty four, Um, there's a rise or a pad
riser on a chair. We use those on set if
you want to get the person a little bit higher
for the shot. And there's a big ass riser pad

(01:11:57):
and I believe it was a Loma nurse rob its chair.
But if you're into gaffs, there's one for you, you know,
watching this show, I just remember so many faces. I
can't put names to all the faces. But we had
a lot of background performers who were with us for
a really long time, and it's really interesting. You know.

(01:12:22):
Some stayed for a few seasons, some stayed the whole run,
and it's really interesting to see all of these familiar
faces again. Um I find myself going, oh my god,
that's that's all. What's her name? Or what's isn't a union?
Do you think? You know? When the when when the
pandemics fully over? We should? It would be fun to
do a reunion of just like everyone that worked on

(01:12:43):
the show, to get them together. That would be dope, dude.
Could we have like, could we have like drinks and
and and serve Chateau Brillon too? Yeah we can. I'm
sure alcohol would be at the party. Yes, can we serve?
Like you know, can we hook it up? Like I
want to throw it like a massive party? This is over?
Like an out truck. They have this truck in La

(01:13:03):
everybody that that you can get and it's a lot
of y'all don't know about in and out. Let me
tell you something y'all might not know about in and out,
But it's like the best fast food burger. Nor might
he might be like water here? He might be water.
Oh yeah, yeah, there's thirty thousand, eight hundred and sixty
four ways to make water burger. So just saying and

(01:13:26):
it's not even wait hold on, I was about to
tell you you can't have this conversation with a Texas
person on the phone. But I'm gonna tell you something
right now that he has never had. Have you ever
had an in and out burger? Yeah, there's there's one
on West Side with man, it's on the street. You
know though, is that once? Have they asked me for
one of onions? Nor? Look what Daniel's doing. He's oh yeah,

(01:13:48):
what is that? The spicy spicy so one and only.
This is the best condiment in the game. It's what
a burger? Spicy ketchup? Guys, Dann is making out with
the bottle. I just want to But what's what's hilarious also,
is that all of a sudden it's become water burger.
It's the name of the place. Is what a burger?
And everybody I never heard of it? Oh, I mean

(01:14:09):
huge in Texas? All right? Well, um, anyway, listen here
in La there's in and outs And if you have
an event, or you have a party, or you have
a set, you can hire the in and out truck
to come and make make everything at your location. It's amazing.
It's like the most baller thing you can ever have
happened on a set, Like, oh my god, they got
the in and out truck. I used to think there was.

(01:14:31):
I used to think there was a Crispy cream truck
that doesn't exist. Yes, yes, why don't we start one
one day? How about Doug playing Texas? Hold them with
the cadavers. How about Doug being a freaking weirdo with
them cadavers. Dude, Yeah, well he's hanging out with them,
He's putting them in funny positions. He's got one holding

(01:14:51):
his drink to keep his drink cold. Oh boy, I
don't think that's going on in Norm's hospital. What goes wanted?
You know, it's like a room. It's like it's no
bigger than like a closet, just to fit, like you know,
two two bodies, the more hospital small. So you know

(01:15:12):
that that's the real morgue of this hospital um Norma.
And it was always it was not a set for
those of you who thought it was a set. That's
the real morgue. And I always was so spooked out
shooting in there because just the energy was I don't know,
kind of like thousands of dead people had been in there.
Oh yeah, I got a you know, a little funny story.
I was walking by our morgue with another coworker. We're like,

(01:15:33):
is this is where it's said? We don't know where it's.
That's it. It's by the cafeteria. I'm like, why would
it be by the cafeteria. That's ridiculous. So we're walking
around look for it, like I think this is the room,
but it was unlabeled, and then all of a sudden,
one of the doors near us closes, like all of
a sudden, We're like ah, and then we're like, nah, no, right,
let's get out of here. And then the next day
we're walking by and somebody's putting a body into that

(01:15:55):
room and we're like, oh, shoot, that was it. It
was the ghost shut that door on us. You have
a ghost in your hospital, you believe? Yeah. Yeah, we
thought our hospital was haunted too. Our dressing rooms were
old hospital rooms, so I was always like thinking for
for so long, like you think how many people died
in this room? Anyway, Anyway, I think we did it,

(01:16:16):
but I think we did it, but wait, we just
got to talk a little bit more. About um uh, well,
I guess we talked about barbarbar bar barber and that
was funny. And um oh, there's another little mistake I noticed.
If you like Gaffs at eighteen oh two, Troy has
a dice tattoo on his neck. That's that's that's clearly

(01:16:37):
being rubbed off by his costume. Got it. So again,
if you're into Gaffs, you like to look at us
fucking up. Troy's fake tattoo is being rubbed off. Um
And I got goose bumps at the end. I thought
it was really powerful when everything slowed down the slow
motion and JD gets out of his rut of not

(01:16:58):
being able to handle a complex ode and he looks
at Elliott and she says breathe, and you see everything
slow down. I thought that was really well done. But
I yeah, absolutely, And I love the fact that JD
now has a true friend, you know, in Elliott, whereas
before he felt like he was doing all of the

(01:17:20):
work in the friendship because he was the dominant force,
or felt like he was the dominant force. And it
turns out she's a better doctor than he is. At
this point, you know what's going to happen though they're
gonna get back together. He's gonna fall in over there
now yeah again again. Yeah, but I like that. I
like that too. You know, a woman's success sometimes it's

(01:17:43):
very very scary for the male part of when they're
in a relationshiphen a male and a female are in
a relationship. For some reason, men have real issues behind
a woman being more successful than they are. I don't
do that freaking turn to me on so much, man.
Ambition makes me it's a line and when and when

(01:18:04):
she's good at you know, um, when she's good at
what she does and yeah, and it's a line from
a jay Z song. Ambition makes me so horny. That
is real talk, dude. That is something special. If you
have that drive and you're a go getter, there's something
really special about that. And I think that's what I
think that's what JD falls in love with Elliott because
before he felt like he was supporting her and she

(01:18:27):
couldn't take care of herself. But now she's like, no,
I got this under control, dude. I think that. Yeah,
And now he's you're right, and now he's gonna be
like turned on by that, being like, oh my god,
she's like a badass doctor. There's nothing hotter than her
talent and her ability. Um, all right, guys, um norb,
you're an awesome guest. Thank you, thank you, and thank
you for all the work that you do and for

(01:18:48):
for helping all the thousands of people that you help
in your in your job, and to all of you
out there in the in the health frontline worker community.
We thank you and love you and join us for
the live show, which is getting very excited. I just
booked our surprise musical guest m. We've heard an early
version of the theme song to the Joel's dating segment. Um,

(01:19:11):
there's a lot of exciting things happen, happening. I got
my I got my ticket already. Yes, good, No, No,
I'm trying get at Joel before the show. Maybe we'll
shout you out. Okay, go to uh is it on
location dot com and then I just search for slash,
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(01:19:33):
bios or go to Instagram and it's in both donald
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(01:19:56):
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your instant treat our queen with respect. You don't not
come from our queen telling you guys. Competition is getting
stiff in there, So, oh yeah, have you gotten Have
there been some submissions? Joel? There's been some good submissions.

(01:20:18):
Now listen, if you're Joel Joel, don't you Joel, don't
go fucking around the back and start contact with people
Joel's gonna be. Joel was like, look, you didn't make
the show but me and you're gonna. It's gonna There's
one there's one major flaw in this plan is that
Joelle is screening these people. I think she's like, I

(01:20:39):
ain't waiting until March twenty six. Let's make it happen now.
And then finally, last plug, Joel remind everyone how to
watch you with Kevin Smith on the Red Carpet forcing Okay,
so red Carpet for Justice League. It's happening tomorrow. Go
to you at Snyder Cut on any of your favorite

(01:20:59):
social media platforms and we will be there. I'm pretty
sure it's seven pm, but if not, just come to
my Twitter and I will direct you. We're so excited
for this, Joe, well, Queen Joel, you're blowing up. I'm
excited about it, all right. Donald, count us out five, six, seven,
eight stories about show we made, about a bunch of

(01:21:22):
docs and nurses and Channa, who loved I said, he's
a story. Nephew, should no so yeadoo around here? Are
yeadoo around here? A few show mm hmmm