414: My Luck Charm

On this week's episode, a sexy Irish brother distracts the hospital. In the real world, we didn't even try to get Colin Farrel. Joelle gets a special gift. We all saw the WAP performance. And Donald's dog is dancing with the bed.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go ahead, he hit it, hit the bit, hit whatever
you want to hit. I'm so sorry, guys, I'm so sorry.
List after after the after we recorded the ten minute fight,
I'm afraid to ever say anything to you. No, no, no,
that was I'm so sorry. You should never be afraid
of me. That release the fight. A lot of fans
want us to release the fight. Fuck, that's like the

(00:20):
Zack Snyder cut. Release the fight cut. Speaking of the
black and white, Speaking of Zack Snyder cut, how was it? Oh, dude,
it was amazing. The fans were incredible and like so
gracious and I've never like you know me, What I
love about fans is like their passion and their drive,

(00:43):
and then like the sense of community, and this is
an entire community people who rallied around something that literally
an entire studio was like, it's never going to happen,
and they were like, we're gonna, We're we will put
up billboards, we will fly planes, Like what do we
need to do to convince you to do it? And
then the craziness of the pandemic happened and they were like,
I guess you can have it as a treat. And

(01:03):
I really liked the movie I was. I wasn't sure
what I was going to expect, but I thought it
was a lot of fun. It's like very polished and
like this is a really cool experience to hang out
with a bunch of like really awesome people. There were
some surprises which I won't spoil if you haven't had
a chance to see the Red Card VID yet. But
it was really great. Right on. I'm really happy for you, Joel,
And the movie was good. You liked the movie? You see? Yeah? Yes,

(01:26):
I did. Yes, it all four four and seven seconds
of it. I found enjoyable. Wow, Um, did you? And
did you solve the query about whether it's in black
and white or color? There's there's two releases, so there
you can choose yes, so you can watch justices gray.
That's a black and white version from the only difference
of Color. Yeah, that I saw. I only got through

(01:49):
the first few chapters of the great version, but I'm
pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's the same movie. Now, Donald,
which one will you be selecting? I'm watching color man.
I grew up in the color TV era. I remember
I had a black and white TV for a really
long time, and when color came to life, it was
like those kids when they walked into that room in
the Wonka Willy Wonka chocolate factory and it was full

(02:09):
of candy. And this was a crap TV. Like we
found it in the in the in the garbage compactor room,
and my dad was like, I think it's a color TV.
And we were like okay, and he plugged it in
and it took like five minutes to finally turn off. Yeah,
but finally I got to watch Vultron and I was

(02:33):
very surprised at how close I was to the color
pattern of Vultron's lions. Like I knew the colors were red, yellow, blue, green,
and black, but I didn't know which was which. I
didn't know which hand was green or right, and so
I would always guess. And when I got the color
TV finally, I was like, I was close as you

(03:00):
didn't compare it to the Wizard of Oz, which I
just learned. What's a cowboy switch? I had no clue
that when she goes from the Cepia tone black and
white to the like full color, that that's a cowboy switch?
What do you mean? Yeah? Do you mean? So they
painted the house Cepia toned, right, They had her stand
in opens, you know, when she opens the door to

(03:21):
her house after she gets caught up in the tornado,
and then she walked in the OZ. So that is
shot in color. It's just painted cepia tone. They made
a cepia toned dress for the stand in. They gave
her like black and gray makeup. She opens the doorsteps
off camera, and then Judy Garland steps into camera in
the full color dress and walks out into the real world.
That it blew my mind. I watched it again. Joel

(03:42):
are you Are you a big Wizard of Oz fan?
I love Wizard of Oz. It's like one of the
first movies I can remember watching. Okay that I've been looking.
I've been cleaning out my office and I stumbled across
a great present. I didn't know who to give it
to until this moment. What is happening? Rainbow? You know,
I'll let you, I'll let you do it. I'll let

(04:02):
you do this, but I'll tell you right now. Apollo Theater,
somewhere over the Rainbow has been sung so well and
so bad it goes. I totally lost track of what
I heard Apollo Theater and then what so that song
somewhere over the Rainbow is always sung at at showtime
at the Apollo. Right have you ever watched showtime at

(04:24):
the Apollo. Of course, my classmate Lauren Hill was on
long before she was famous, and got almost booed off.
So when you were talking about the guy almost came
and got her with the hook. She made it through
your your your gift that you're about to reveal to everyone.
Reminded me of how many times somewhere over the Rainbow

(04:46):
is sung at the Apollo. Showtime at the Apollo. I
didn't know how to go to it that one, and
and I telling you, go, you're the best man I've
ever known. There's no way I can ever go. No, no, no,

(05:09):
no way, no no no no, I'm nav I'm not naming,
cannot naming. I don't want to be free. Oh god,
a time of class some mountain. Hey, I don't know.
She says, that's the number. That is a great number.

(05:33):
So you were talking, Wizard of oz Um. That was
quite a non secutor you should would be. I did
hit it twice. You didn't hear it because crazy you didn't?
Was it not loud enough? Daniel, I heard it, I

(05:55):
didn't eat hear it. It It gets gated and zoom, but
it'll be loud enough on the recording. Oh, it gets
gated and zoom, which must be audio speak, but you're
gonna hear it. It sounds funny. Um. Anyway, cleaning out
my office, emptying those boxes that we all stare at
that have never been emptied, and I found someone had
gifted me a script of Wizard of Oz signed by

(06:16):
many Munchkins. Why and I don't think that many of
them are still with us. Um wow. But and it
might even have some cast members that aren't Munchkins. But
I feel like it's probably got at least ten or
so cast signatures on it. Um. I finally watched Tenant. Oh,
how did you feel? Um? It's very confusing, and I

(06:39):
had even read some things like what to know before
you watch Tenant, And I just don't think I'm smart
enough to fully get the physics of it all. It
is physics, right, Daniel, I'm traveled. I don't really I
don't really understand. I mean, even after reading some primers,
I don't fully understand the time travel. All that haven't

(07:00):
been said. It is incredibly shot and it looks like
they had infinite amount of money. Which they did, and
and there's some incredible action. Donald. I think you'd really
like the action. It's it's it's it's huge. I mean,
if you just kind of watch it and just don't
get obsessed with trying to track the time travel at all. Um,

(07:22):
maybe out of second viewing you'll get more out of it.
But the first viewing was just kind of like, I'm
just gonna enjoy this and understand and be patient with
the fact that I'm not going to get at all.
That's the only problem I have with time travel. That's
the only problem if you're gonna make a time travel movie.
I don't want to have to think about time travel,
you know what I mean. I don't want to have
to think about theory. I don't have to think about
any of that. I will see Tenant, however, because I

(07:45):
do like I do like Nolan, and I do I do.
I knew the start thing when he was a kid,
you know what I mean. He introduced himself I think
outside of the Staples Center one night. He walked by
and he was like, my dad's didn'tzel Washington? And I
was like, yeah, right, kid, Yeah, sure, he is right.

(08:07):
You know, it's interesting. He really sounds like Denzel at times.
He really they have the same similar vocal intonation. That's great.
Um anyway, I recommended. And the other thing I watched
that I recommend is um a show, a documentary called
Five Came Back. Is this awesome documentary about the five

(08:29):
biggest filmmakers in the world at the time of World
War Two and how they went over to UH to
Europe to make documentaries and films for the government and
UH and and how it affected their filmmaking. And it's
really really fascinating documentary that I saw. Um. I believe
it's on Netflix. So there you go. There's my recommendations
of the week. I have zero recommendations. I did, however,

(08:51):
see that Falcon and the Winter Soldier final trailer. I'm
keeping I wish you've probably seen it already, Joe. I
know it's fire. I know it's fired. But listen, I'm
gonna tell you something right now. If you are in
the business of making TV shows with superheroes in it,

(09:13):
there's the blueprint right there, y'all. Like freaking Marvel got
it on locked, dude, Like how do you how do
how does anyone compete with the level of special effects?
Like the like how do you do it? Like, what
do you do? You just gotta say, you know what.
They do their thing and we're just gonna do ours.
They don't seem to miss miss have not yet. Well,

(09:39):
I would say in the early days they missed with
the first Hulk. Uh and even though it had some
even though it had a good tie in, it wasn't
necessarily uh, the right move because they started with that movie. Right,
The Hawk is the movie they start with, and then
they go into Iron Man. Am I right? Like Ed
Norton as Ed Norton as the Hawk was? Was Was Ed

(10:01):
Norton as the Hawk first? And then Iron Man happened.
I kind of canonically out of the MCU, No, canonically
out of them. No, the Ed Norton Hawk is in
the MCU. They use all of That's why I thought
that Mark Ruffalo was the MCU. He's the other one.
It can change as there's only two. Oh, there's two Hulks,

(10:25):
there's three in movie form. No, I'm saying in the
world of MCU, there's only one. Well, there could be
more than that. It could all be uh what you
would call it uh uh multi verses. Also. Anyway, my
point is they really got it on lock. You just
gotta just say, you know what you do, what they do,
what they do. I'm gonna do what I do. You know,
what's the behind the scenes thing they just released for

(10:47):
one division? I did. And the fact that these guys
were on wires and flying in the street and it
was practical was amazing. I thought that, look, that's what
made it look sort of realistic, that they're being pushed
and thrown through the air and gliding sort of like
Peter Pan Sandy Duncan back in the day, that you
might understand that, Oh I do. I wish Sandy Duncan

(11:08):
was in the MCU. All right, let's talk about the
show Scrubs five six, about show we made about a
bunch of nurses stories never so yead around here? Are

(11:35):
yeat around here? Very funny episode, the Colin Farrell, The
Colin Farrell, very wacky episode two. I know, but I
laughed a lot. I laughed quite a bit. But this
I didn't even try and get Colin. I didn't even try. Sorry,
I'm tired of being humbled by these giant movie stars

(11:57):
who won't come on the show, so I didn't even try.
My father would be disappointed. I didn't. I didn't make
the big ask that I should have asked. So it's
quite all right. I thought this was really funny. Um,
I laughed a bunch. The first thing that made me
laugh is that Jade, this woman wants to come in
the hospital and she's she's messed up her foot, but

(12:18):
she's got a weird nose, and she's like, that's not
my problem. My problem is something else, and I say,
and then I accidentally opened the counter and the coffee
goes flying all over her face and she's screaming, and
I'm like, you know, with the face burns, we can
probably admit you now. That wasn't what made me laugh.
What made me laugh was when the door slams on
your hand and you go, oh my meat, time plans, No,

(12:41):
my meat, time hand, me time hitting right, my mea
time hand, Oh my mea time hand. I was very
silly in this episode. I mean, I feel like I
was making shit up left and right. And oh dude,
there's a lot in this episode where my wife and
I we were watching it like yo, Casey started to
watch Scrubs now, like when we finally gone in four

(13:03):
years four seasons in Yeah, she's now starting to watch,
but we're watching it, and she was like, oh my god,
like I can't believe we're getting away. I said this
to myself. Also, we said a lot of racy things
in this many time hand in two thousand and five,
but nothing compares to the no not it says, nothing
compares to the Wop performance on the Grammys? Did you

(13:24):
catch that? Amazing? I texted Donald, I was like, are
your kids watching this? I couldn't believe that that was
on CBS at fucking seven thirty at night or whatever
time it was. I don't know that that. No, I
don't think you should. But I'm just saying that I
am the opposite of someone who would complain about something

(13:44):
like that. But I as your god, as your kids godfather,
I'm watching this, and I knew you and Casey were
watching it, and I'm watching this Whop performance, And I
text Donald casing, I'm like, your kids aren't watching the No? No, no,
no no. I don't know what Wilder would do she
was watching it at that moment, like she would be like, like, okay,

(14:04):
so um Rocco was playing with the dog this weekend,
and the dog got a massive erection the lipstick came out,
and I've never seen Rocko jump so much, you know,
he jumped up off the dog, like, holy shit, I
broke the dog's penis, right, something's wrong with the dad,
something's wrong with the dog. So I said, no, rock
that's the dog's penis. What did he say? He was like,

(14:28):
he was like, oh my god, it's so horrifying it.
He goes what is that at the bottom of it?
And I was like, that's his that's the dog's balls.
And he was like, why does it look like it's
gonna explode? And oh my god. And I was like, oh, buddy, right.
So Casey gets a little uncomfortable and she's like, Rocko,

(14:50):
you don't need to be talking about the dogs. And
in my mind, I'm like, let's keep this as innocent
as possible for as long as we can. I'm gonna
go in. Let's go in. So he I'm like, we
start talking. We started talking. I was like, so tell me, man,
what happened? And he was like it was like I
was playing with him and out of nowhere, it came

(15:11):
out and I got scared and I was like, yeah, man,
I was like yeah. I was like. He was like
why did he do that? And I was like, you know,
I don't know. To be honest with you, I have
no idea why I did that. You know, um, dogs
that happened. Sometimes dogs do crazy things. So he goes
into the scratch. He goes into the bathroom and starts
brushing his teeth, right, and I'm brushing my teeth and

(15:34):
in the mirror Rockle goes, oh my god. And he
turned and we turned around, and now the dogs humping
the bed. And he's like, well, why is he doing
Why is he doing that? I said, well, what is
he doing? He's like, he's dancing with the thing. Hey,
dancing with the bed. Why is he Why is he dirty?

(15:57):
Dancing with the bed. No, he didn't say dirty, You
just said dancing. Dude. Oh my goodness, Yeah, he's dancing
with my fucking bad kid. You're right. That's as far
as was the dog able to finish. Oh no, it's horrible.

(16:17):
That's horrible for yourself, for yourself? Is it for yourself? Zach?
All right, listen, I'll be saying that in real life. Um,
my me, time hand, My me time hand was very funny.
So one of the big themes of the episode is that. Um,
Carla and Elliott are constantly making plans to do something,

(16:42):
but then they never do. I feel like this is
a very I don't know if in other places if
this is a very popular thing, but in Los Angeles
this is very popular. Everyone's like, we gotta do this,
we gotta do this. Oh my god, let's do this.
And then no one ever follows through on anything. That's
like the last day of a movie when you're done
filming a movie and you see and all the actors
are saying and boy to each other, and the crew saying, by,

(17:02):
we're gonna hang out when we get back to La, right,
you know it, man, I can't wait to see you.
I don't even know why I was saying goodbye, I'm
talking to you tomorrow, right. Nope. Some for us, baby,
well yeah, because we got season two. No, but I
mean even after we finished oh yeah, no, no doubt.

(17:23):
But like, if it wasn't for that summer of me
being in New York and you being in New York
and the show going another year, like that was a
pivotal moment for us. Dude, that was a very big
moment bonding in New York City. Yea, Um, but I
do feel like I don't know if it's a function
of my age or what, but I'm I'm always I

(17:44):
feel like these characters do. When you're excited to make plans,
and then when the plans are coming up, you're like, Oh,
wouldn't it be great if they canceled? We wouldn't have
to go anyway. That's me all the time. You guys
feel that too, that that was me at a very
young age too. It's so exciting, like making the plans
like this, do this, and then we're gonna do this,
and then we can invite them and then we should

(18:06):
go there. And then the day of comes you're like, oh,
I don't want great on the couch. So let me
ask you a question. When we make plans and I
cancel and you give me shit, are you just giving
me shit to just freaking no, because sometimes you cancel.
Very often you and your wife cancel, Like while I'm

(18:27):
on the way to the restaurant, I'd never have done
that to you, as you have never in Donald, I'm
more than anyone I know you and your wife are
the king and Queen of Like, sorry, guys, kids, some
shit happen. We're out and I'm like sitting there being like,
it's actually gonna be a table for one. You can

(18:50):
cancel the extra bread. Will I be able to return
these two margaritas? Oh? Yeah. The thing about people with kids,
they always blame it on the kids. If you don't

(19:11):
have kids, If you don't have kids, it's tough to
blame it on anything. You can be like I don't,
I don't, I'm tired and I don't feel good. I
guess is the go to. But people, whenever anybody, whenever
anybody blames it on the dog, I'm like, get the
funk out of here. But kids, I'm always like, yeah, okay,
I understand. I understand, it's a it's a real having kids.
I understand. How things can you know, monkey wrenches can

(19:33):
get thrown into the system very easy. The funny thing
is that Bill wrote this UM and Bill and Chris
to do this a lot. Whenever I'm with them, we
always are like, oh my god, and then we should
go here, and do you want to guys go up
to you, guys want to go to big sir, and
we should do this, and we should do that. And
I'm like I'm just thinking, I'm like smiling and talking
to I'm like, this shit's never never gonna happen. Yeah,

(19:54):
one of my favorite moments in this episode. And I
was watching this with my wife and I laughed really
hard and so did she. Johnny C Doctor Cox to Jordan,
when was the last time we kissed? Jordan? About a
month ago, Doctor Cox. When was the last time we
had sex? Jordan? Yesterday? If you are married, you can

(20:22):
you know all about this man. You don't have to
kiss to have sex. Oh God, your wife every day down.
Oh no, dude, Me and my wife kiss all the time.
But when having sex, sometimes we don't kiss at all.
When happens, what do you do? Sometimes? Sometimes it's not
even necessary. Sometimes it's sometimes it's bam, shower, good night. Okay,

(20:49):
it sounds great. Marriage is awesome, dude. Listen, I'm gonna
tell you something right now. You can you can hate
on that all you want to, but that ship is fire. Okay,
just putting it out there. Okay, what about when we
switch chairs because we're JD and Turk are so boring
that they don't want to do anything, and they they're

(21:09):
big plans for the night, are gonna switch that one
of them is on the couch and one of them
on a chair, and then when I get into the chair,
I say, your ass indentation is so deep, it's like
I'm sitting in a giant inner tube. That felt the
most like us, I get because I have a big ass,
You're drunk in the trunk indented the chair. Yeah, I
get it. That felt the most like us, though, too.

(21:32):
Even the way you're looking at me when we're talking,
with the smirk on your face and YE like that.
That was very much like it is, like how funny
is it? Later when we cut back and we're playing
goldfish and you're asleep, and I go, do you have
any sevens? And you're asleep? And I look and I go,
You've got lots of That was one of the hardest

(21:55):
because that felt like very like us. I'd be like, oh,
you're sleeping, let me see, Oh you got Do you
remember that time I passed out on the couch while
you guys played poker? Yes? You dog? Do you remember that? Yeah?
I remember that you gotz I got woozy, all that
hypnotic you who is it? You build me somebody else? Anyway,

(22:19):
I don't I don't know. I just know that you
got woozy and he used to have a big rock
wiler and you were spooning the rock wilder and you
were out like a baby. Were sitting in your living
room playing poker while you snored. Well sort you and
the dog. Yeah, Um, John's in shape, dude. Johnny looks good.
He's running down riverside drives, screaming to the world that

(22:41):
he is not going to be a father again. Jordan
is not pregnant. It's blue. It's blue. Um. Yeah, he's very,
very stoked. So you can reverse your vest sect to me.
I don't know why you would do that. Let's say
a man's wife passes away and he would like and

(23:04):
then he falls in love years later again, and the
new wife would like to have children, and he wants
to make her dreams come true. I feel like there's
other ways to make dreams come of course, I'm just
saying I'm trying to think up a scenario. Do you
guys know any scenarios where someone would reverse their thing?
But it's doable. As my point, right, I think that's
you could change your mind. I'm saying, if you ever

(23:26):
decide to. Yeah, no, I don't think I will. Um,
let's say Casey leaves you and you and I move
in together, and I of course want my own children.

(23:46):
I wish everybody could see Donald's face right now. It's
a little bit like Steve Harvey's on Family Food. By
the way, should I reveal a little bit of more
intel about Family Food? Yea, Donald? Do you know this
intel that we are going up against Neil Flynn and
his uh improv group? Wow? That sort of takes the

(24:08):
heat out of my announcement. Know what's going on that? Well,
I don't really know how to. I don't know how
much of an alley oop that was. It was more
like you, um, Donald, h Yeah, we're going to be

(24:33):
playing Neil Flynn and his improv group. Daniel, you can
save the time it would take you to put in
a drum roll because Donald, But no, it's gonna I
don't have more details other than um. As we know,
Neil is an amazing improv comedian and he's got a
troop group whatever you call it, that he works with,

(24:55):
and as I understand, they are going to be our
opponents for Family Food. That's amazing. So we know it's
gonna be we know it's gonna be funny and for
the fans. You not only have the four of us
and Bill on one team, but you've got the Neil
Flynn and his hilarious posse on the other, so we
know we're gonna laugh our asses off. Yes, I'm a

(25:17):
little worried about winning now, though, because Neil is super smart.
He's very smart. He was, he's He's one of those
guys that just like the New York Times crossword puzzles,
and I just worry now. I don't know how much
that translates to your ability to guess what one hundred
random people said to a question. But he is quick,
witted and smart. I'm concerned about winning. It's the wit
that that worries me, because you have to be fast

(25:38):
with the wit. I'm scared that I'm gonna get up
there and they'll be like, we asked a hundred people,
do you use a washcloth in the shower? Oh? Yeah,
And you're gonna have to be like, we're African Americans.
I don't think you're allowed to ask qualifying questions. Excuse
me one second, Steve, were those Caucasian? Oh my god,

(26:05):
I'm so excited for this. It's gonna be blast, It's
gonna be a blast. I love that. When I heard
that it was Neil, I was My first reaction was like,
oh my god, that will be hilarious. The fans will
love it. So dope. And then I was like, oh,
I can fucking lose. He's so smart, come on now, sorry, sorry,
I'm just say I was like, I'm smart too. You
can't answer every question just saying the competition got as

(26:28):
stiff as Donald's dogs penis. Oh my gosh, let's go
to break on that note. We will go to break.
We will be right back. We will be right back,
thank you. And so Colin Farrell. I mean, the gag

(26:48):
of this episode basically is like everyone is so attracted
to Colin Farrell that his looks and charm reek havoc
across the hospital. Yes, so much so that my wife
is willing to sheet on me. I sorry, so much
so that Turk's wife is willing to cheat on him
in front of his face. Yes, and we catch her
and we're both like baby, yeah, it's very funny. M

(27:14):
Colin was a lot of fun I remember I think
he was only there one day, right, yeah, one one,
one or two days something like that, But he was
in was one I remember they I think we got
him and he was and it was he was super
cool and I think he was like on the fence
and we were like and then then we were like,
you know, you could give and the network was going

(27:34):
to write him a juicy check and everyone was like,
you know, you could give this to your favorite charity,
and he was like okay, okay, and so he gave
the dope check they wrote him to his favorite charity.
I remember thinking that was super sweet and menshi of him,
and he was just great. But I remember like, just
like in the show, just like in the show, the

(27:54):
entire crew was all giddy. I was so I was
so I wrote that down. I was so excited that
he was on the show. I think, I think this
is the most I ever fanned out for someone when
they came on the show, other than Billy d william
I was other than Billy d Williams, Like this is
this is like and I don't know what it is

(28:14):
about this guy. Man, he just has a charisma about
him that is very uh, it's charming and you're charmed
easily by him. Um, well, he's got everything. He's not
only is he very handsome, but he's just he just
exudes charm and confidence. And you know, if you're attracted
to men, you want to sleep with him. If you're not,
you want to be his buddy. He's just um, he's

(28:37):
just one of those guys, you know. Yeah, man, and
and and good on Bill for writing a a you
know this part for him. Now I'm gonna say this,
I didn't. This is when I started not reading the
scripts because I didn't understand when we were shooting this.
I remember shooting and being like, I don't understand what

(28:57):
the fuck is going on? And and so we're watching
it now and it finally hit me, Oh shit, he's
the dude that knocked out the guy at the bar, right,
but he doesn't reveal that until the end of the
Oh you didn't. You didn't remember because you never read
this episode. I had never read think I think, I mean,
let's be honest, let's keep it real. As you say,
I don't think you were reading the scripts for many

(29:18):
seasons thus far. This is no, this is when it started.
This is around the time it started, so before season four,
you took the time to actually read. When I got
divorced is when I started getting divorced and everything was
when I started not necessarily focusing on the scripts anymore
and started focusing on yeah, me and all of that stuff. Um,

(29:40):
and so that's that's honestly what happened. Um, so that
I know that, it was about three seasons in. I
just remember whispering to you. Sometimes I'm like, Oh, this
is what's happening. This is why we're this is what's
going on, and thank you ye looking out, good looking out,
good looking out. Yeah. Sometimes it'll be like, don't gonna
be like, why are we standing up this table. I'm like, oh,

(30:01):
because what happened in the previous scene. He's like all right, thanks, yeah,
but this is around the time that started happening. Um. Well.
This episode has one of the greatest moments in The
Scrub's history, when JD fantasizes about an Irish brother and
we see Donald's becoming a lepre con saying top of

(30:21):
the mizzle to you, my lizzles, Yes, lizzles, my lads, oh,
my lads. Yeah, up with the mizzle to you my lizzles. Yeah,
I was trying to do you remember doing that, Yeah, dude,
I remember this. I remember this. When you remember I
remember it, well, I didn't remember know that I forgot

(30:41):
that it was the Colin episode. How appropriate that we're
doing this right before? Saint Patrick's right, it's tomorrow, although
although this will air on when Friday, So, but we are,
we are recording this on the sixteenth. Um, so yes, Donald,
look at how I'm appropriate? Right? Yeah, well we plan that,
we plan. That's how it goes. That's how it goes. Oh, Joel,
did you settle in on the episode we're going to

(31:02):
be doing for the live show? Yeah? My quarantine? How appropriate? Again?
What my quarantine? Everybody, let's look that up on my
cheat sheet here. My quarantine is episode four sixteen, So
if you're going to be joining us for the live show,
you definitely want to watch for sixteen. My Quarantine, directed

(31:26):
by Michael Spiller. JD suspects a patient has stars and
gets the staff quarantine in the hospital during his first
date with Kylie. You remember Christy Faris who plays Kylie
and Turk discovers Carla and doctor Cox used to date.
Done done, knew that was coming. And Tara Reid's back
as Danny Sullivan. I remember she's the one who says

(31:48):
quarantines anyone. Yes. When the quarantine first happened. People were
sending me that that meme of Tara Reid saying quarantines. Anyway,
So if you're joining us for the live show, that's
the episode that we will be discussing. Oh my gosh,
it's gonna be so much fun. I'm starting to like,
I think I should start watching now so I could

(32:10):
get this rap right. Yeah, I really need you. The
audience is really needing you to not phone that one in.
I have a feeling they're asking for the real deal
holy Field. So I'm gonna see what I can do. Yeah,
you gotta bring it. You really set the bar high.
And um, I'm actually excited slash nervous about the big
live show. IM I'm putting together. We're gonna have a

(32:32):
rehearsal Joel right where we just go over some of
the tech stuff. We've got a bunch of surprises. We've
got a theme song for um for Joel's dating segment
that we're gonna debut. We do who wrote it? A fan? Yeah,
a fan wrote it and we it was great and
we're gonna use it. So we got his permission, right, Yes,

(32:54):
he is green. It's good. I'm sure if he wrote
a song about Joel dating, and he would want to
be heard, but I just want to make sure we
have his permission. Yes, um, we have a musical guest surprise.
I think I know who it is. It's not Josh Raden,
but don't tell one. I do, but Josh Rayden does.

(33:14):
And we should end today's episode with his beautiful song Today,
which ends this episode. He did a he does a
great job every time he's on this show. Yes, but
he does sitch sweet. He got really upset when I
told him that he switches to his his radio voice.
He was in defense. He got what do you say?
He was like, I do not, and I was like, yes,
you do. You switch to a sort of soft time.

(33:37):
You get real soft on the mic when you're freaking
car It's his public voice. Even on his Instagram stories
he switches to like heaywise, it's Josh here? Fuck? Is
this like public radio DJ? I can't I can't wait
to get my hands on your sweaty balls. Yes. The
second I'm speaking in front of a lot of people,

(33:58):
I I switched to this sort of kind voice. It's
just kindness dripping out of my ears. I think I'll
put a tree over here by the window. Yes, then maybe,
oh you're doing Bob Ross. Yeah, maybe you're right. It's
a little bob rossy. It is a little Bob Ross.
You never sing a song for you guys, And it's
gonna be a boy, a little squirrel, a little happy squirrel.

(34:23):
I never knew how to describe it. That's what it is.
It's his, it's his bob Ross stick. Yeah. Can you
imagine Bob Ross is like shooting doing his painting and
they're like, and that's a cut Bob. He's like, you
motherfucker's This light was in my face the whole time.
Please God see the fucking squirrel. Please God, No, God
rest his soul, please God. No. All right, I grew up.

(34:44):
You grew up on him, obviously. Did you ever try
to paint like him? Anybody? No? No, But I tried it.
I tried it. Yeah. I tried a couple of times.
And that ship doesn't work. First of all, that paint
is expensive, so you can't get that. So I tried
to do it with like pencils. It it doesn't work.
Like I I could do the birds. The birds were easy.
He makes it look so easy, but like he's like,

(35:06):
I'm gonna put a window here? How he gonna put
a window on that? Also, doesn't he use he doesn't
use brushes? I mean he used buster. Doesn't he use
a lot of like blades? Yeah? It skills unmatched. That
was so soothing as a as a kid, so soon
I loved it. It was it was like it was
like Josh Rayden talking to you on a podcast, so relaxing.

(35:27):
So the janitor is busting chops. That's his whole thing,
busting chop buston chop busting. Um, and he really is
enjoying fucking with everybody. Like when Sarah and Judy are
both lying to get out of their hangout they planned,
He's like calling them out, sorry, chop busting. It's same thing.
He does the same thing to doctor Cox when doctor Cox. Uh,

(35:48):
when doctor Cox comes Wait when doctor Cox, like Kelso,
Kelso bust Cox with the lie on the vasectomy? Right? Um?
Is it that or the fishing because because Cox first
says that he's going that he caught a marlin, he
went fishing when instead of saying the ot a vasectomy, right,

(36:10):
But that's that's the janitor. And then and then down
in the lobby Cox Kelso says I know that limp, right,
that's a vasect of you got a vsector me. He lied, right,
Cox lies to Carla, and the janitor reveals that something changed,
that there was something. Yeah, now there's another clue that
we're in Los Angeles here, even though Bill made great

(36:31):
pains to say that we are anywhere USA and the clue.
But he claims that he went fishing in San Diego, UM,
which would be a relatively nearby place to go fishing.
But the hours that it took him to get to
San Diego seemed a little long. Just put it out
there compared to coming from I'm just saying, it's not

(36:55):
in the Midwest, it's not on the East Coast. I
mean went, he went on a weekend trip to San Diego.
But to get to San Diego it only takes two
hours from Los Angeles. It was something like a sick
don't I don't recall with the time, just saying, I'm
just saying, if you're gonna go deep cut, let's go
deep cut. I'm just saying. Occasionally, there are little clues
that the show takes place in Los Angeles, much to
Bill's chagrin. We also, of course have the famous one

(37:18):
that is Sarah takes a train to Sea World. I
don't even know if there is a train to San Diego.
Is there? Yeah, absolutely there is. I was was that
Was that a goal of the show for it to
be anywhere USA? Yes? At first it was. Bill was
painting out palm trees and he was doing anything he

(37:38):
wanted it to feel like any city USA. There's never
it's never. It's never specifically said, but every once in
a while you'll see a palm tree, or every once
in a while there'll be a thing like someone took
the train to see World a night. Doctor Cox went
fishing for the weekend in San Diego. And that's why
it was a big deal when several episodes ago, when
you do the final scene when you guys are eating
dinner on like the balcony, you can see like downtown

(37:59):
out you can see Santa Monica pretty clearly, and people
were like, I think that's Santa Monica right there. Yeah.
I mean, now that you rewatch it, there's clues like
that it's la right. I mean, you can't hide it
if you film it there, you know it's New York.
I think in the beginning he was really trying to
keep it out of there. Um, oh so that. I

(38:20):
laughed out loud. When we make him do the frosted
lucky charms, they're magically delicious, and I go, I told
you he was irish. He's irish. And then you go, yeah,
like that, we're such fucking idiots. That's our tests for
if someone's truly irish. If you right, if you know
the order of the lucky charms, yeah, such idiots were like, no,

(38:43):
that's like their favorite thing. They know the lucky charms, marshmallows,
blue stars, yellow moons, green clovers. And then I go
and then I go, we live together, not not live together?
And I do like the ass slapt like that was
the first time together. Right the case he goes, oh
my god, why because I'm doing a gesture a gesture.

(39:08):
And then when you did the Nipper one, she was like,
oh my god, I know that was funny, though, didn't
you laugh at the night? I laughed. I laughed out loud.
There were a lot of inappropriate moments that I laughed
out loud. Well, there's a lot of um bisexuality going
on in this episode. The Todd is fully standing with
all the women. Um really appreciate. Todd really livid, and

(39:29):
he says, the Todd appreciates hot. Oh, he goes, the
Todd appreciate the Todd appreciates hot regardless of gender. Yeah,
all the women are pissed that the j D and
Turk had arrested and called the cops. And they're all
lined up and there's Todd in the middle. Let's cat
fight before we get intent. Aren't they supposed to do that?

(39:50):
Aren't they supposed to isn't it? They're both as doctors too.
If there's a felony, if something happens, aren't they like,
how do you let that go? I guess technically that's
what the rule is that if we find out that
who hurt this man who's clearly he's in the ICU
for God's sakes, Um, we would need to tell the authorities.
He's in the ICU unconscious for hours too. Yeah on

(40:14):
an IV right, he's not in good shape at all,
and um and and and they let it. And when
they find out, there's like this moment of what should
we do even though JD's already called the cops, and
he blames it on Turk, which is fucked up. Dude,
I'm not gonna lie. We got a call from Christopher

(40:35):
Turk when the cops show up. Yeah, because I used
your name, because I said it's easier, it's easier just
to hear on the phone. Bullshit. I know he just
didn't want to call the cops. He blames on you.
Ye blames it on Turk. The cat um, the uh,
the cat fight was was intense. I didn't know that

(40:56):
Carla and Elliott got into a all out cat fight
one episode. I had forgotten about that also, and it
was very funny when Todd pauses him, he then he
puts the chair down and see everyone thinks. Everyone think
he's gonna break it up, but he just wants the
front ro seat right. Because everybody's betting all that the

(41:18):
nursesn't cheering on, the doctor isn't cheering on. Everybody's been
waiting for this. I wonder if that happens in hospitals. No,
I don't think that there's all out fist fights amongst
the staff in hospitals. I bet you there. I bet
you it's happened before. If it's happening, sure, but then
the people probably get fired. They're not like going back
to work and Okay, if it's happened, I don't think

(41:39):
you're allowed to have a big fight. If you've had
like a correct Cobra kai type fight in your hospital,
please write in, yeah, we know when you're bullshitting. Um.
Elliott knows how to fight because her parents haven't orchard
and um and she was I'm simply fighting off apple thieves.

(42:03):
That's how Elliott knows how to fight. Is that she was.
I guess her parents seemed to put her in charge
of security for the orchard. Yeah, at a very young age.
To at a very young age and a very young Yeah.
I just want to talk about something that we haven't
talked about the whole show. Jerry, the dead guy. Ye

(42:23):
had me laughing the whole episode. Man, Why why didn't
he come back? First of all, how the hell is
this dude in the I see you? Dude? How is
he walking around? I see you? Why? I don't know,
no one, no one's keeping him out. He's got walking
corpse syndrome, which I really wonder if that's a real thing.
I mean, I would imagine it is, since since we
base our stories on real things. But he believes he's

(42:45):
dead and he's walking around thinking he's a ghost, and
everyone's like, Jerry not dead. Yeah, but every monologue he
does is from the ghost perspective of being dead, though
it's not like he's like except for when he talks
to Colin, where he's like, I'm dead and that the
two of them have a conversation. That would have been
a good recurring character. You're right, But everything else, Man,
was from the point of view of I've been dead

(43:06):
for a while and I'm haunting this hospital. Um yeah,
I mean yeah, how about how funny is it? Um?
When when we go back to the room and the
patient that Colin beat up wakes up and then I
scream and fall to the floor. That was funny. That
was very funny. You're like, oh, you think that's funny.
You think that's funny. You like scaring people. He's like, yeah,

(43:27):
oh yeah, well you're gonna die. Yeah yeah, So that's
so petty of j d Oh wait, I forgot to
mention earth thing. I laughed out loud when Colin goes, oh,
you guys gonna be tearing it up, and I, well,
it's it's less tearing and more more folding, gently folding.

(43:47):
That was funny. We had to be on the couch
playing playing go Fish. No, but we did it at
the bar at the end. Yeah we did, Yeah we did.
They did it at the bar. I think we should
go to break. We gotta guess. Okay, guest is here
from a break, will be right back, and we're bad.

(44:09):
All right, let's invite the caller in Daniel always exciting
to have a guest the Hello to Demetrius Daniels. Demitrius Daniel.

(44:30):
Oh my god, they've done latch? Is that a bat suit?
They've done latched? Demitrius Daniel is welcome to get program.
Seems like you might be in a full bat suit.
Please explain what's going on. Oh my god, are you
a cost player? I'm guessing yes, uh really just as Batman.

(44:51):
Batman's my go to plus. I bought the suit, so
this is the costume for the next few years. You look,
you're looking incredible and it looks like a really perfect
I mean, it looks like the suit. Where did you
buy that from? Um online? It's called UD Replicas. They
do really good work. Is it bulletproof? Um? So? It's uh,

(45:15):
it is made out of keV larn, but it's originally
a a motorcycle suit. So it is made out of
keV larn I understand this. Have you had dreams of
putting the mask on and hitting the streets as a vigilante.
I do have a bulletproof mask. I will say, Oh

(45:35):
my gosh, we have a real life vision. But you
have not. You have not hit the stream. I never
heard I never even heard of a bulletproof mask. I
didn't know that was the thing. I want one just
for my regular life, probably the Ethan. Now. Wow, So wait, Demetrius,
do you go to uh? I mean obviously not now,

(45:55):
but when the world opens up? Will you go to
UM comic cons and stuff like that, or events like
what do you do with a dope ass batman suit?
So the original plan is I got this UM I
think like late twenty nine, and at the time I
was planning to go to like all the comic cons
and whatnot, And then twenty came and so you just

(46:17):
right around the house. You gotta get the mileage, man,
get that mileage. Well, I'm sure Joel is probably just
as excited as you at the possibility of comic CON's
returning sometimes soon. I think we're all really excited about it.
Speaking of Demetrius, are you excited for the Snyder cut?

(46:42):
Oh god, yes, I'm I'm ready for it. I can
tell you're ready for it. Yeah, as I'm watching it
right on, Right on that, Demetrius. Have you always been
into Batman? Has you always been your favorite superhero? Yes? Yeah,
right on. It's it's that that you know idea of

(47:02):
you know, he goes against all these superheroes, but like
human will will triumph over anything. That's what's up. Who's
the lovely young lady next to you? Man? This beautiful?
This is my best friend future wife? Probably. Yeah, Well,
there's a lot that I have to get done first

(47:24):
before all of that. What do you mean we'll get
to that life? Okay? Now does she cause players Alfred?
How does it work out between you two? No? No,
but I did have to help him get the suit on.
So all right, sir, do you have a question for us? Um? Yes,

(47:49):
So in my musical, during the like last song when
the patient is like going under, you know, we hear
the song You're going to be Okay, that's what's gonna happen.
But then we hear j D say are saying we hope,
and so I'm just like, is that the last thing
she heard before she went your surgery. I don't know

(48:13):
that she heard it. I think it was trying to
say the hospital is optimistic that they're gonna that they're
gonna be able to operate on this tumor um, but
the chances of her surviving it are, you know, are
up in air. It's a fifty fifty. Oh yeah. We're

(48:34):
trying to comfort her, and I think, you're you're gonna
be okay, you just like a real doctor would, You're
gonna be okay, You're gonna do great. And then I
think my understanding it was once she's unconscious, like you know,
to each other, we're like, we hope you know, like
you never one one never knows, of course, but that's
how I like, That's how I originally took it. But
the fact that it was still being sung and she
could only hear and song, I was like, did she well,

(48:56):
she did hear it, because everybody because she did hear it,
because everybody goes, yeah, wow, get out of a weird
way to end that. I'm gonna tell you you just
reminded me that I was thinking of the song. Everything
comes down to pooh, because I have this nutritionist, and
she said, we got to check the pooh, and um,

(49:19):
I had never had my pooh checks. But you have
to send you know, let's have you seen those commercials.
We're like yeah, every time I see those commercials, I'm like, like,
I'm gonna fucking poop in a box and send it
in the mail. Cut to me pooping in a box
and sending You don't poop in a box, You wipe
your button, you send the tissues. So I know I
did the whole thing. No, it's a little scooter is

(49:40):
a little gross, little plastic sport and it is the
grossest thing. I'm not ready. I'm not ready for changing
diapers because I had to basically changed my own diaper,
and and then and then my every my friends were
asking me about it. I was like, well, here's what
I know. Um check the pooh. You gotta check the pooh,

(50:03):
whether it's a touch of the flu. I'd like to
move on. Please, won't you pick us off a side
clue number two. If there's no no, if there's no breeze, please,
Everything comes down to do do do do do do anyway,

(50:27):
So my poo is somewhere via FedEx above the skies
right now, I hope do who is my poo is
going on an adventure more than right now that's true,
my plo is going on a vacation somewhere. Do you
remember what the original line was? Like a coral or
a letter JA? As long as it's a yes, they

(50:49):
made us cut. They made us cut of hum calling
the pooh a letter J or core when you when
you when you when you look at this, that made
it onto scrubs, like even now we're talking about how
the ship that's in this episode, and then then you
like let things that the network was finally like, no,
we're putting our foot down. You cannot describe a poop

(51:11):
as the letter J. Demetrius, do you have another question
for us, sir? I do um in all of your
careers a pride jack that you look back on, you're
like that was the idea or I probably shouldn't have

(51:35):
been that that you just forget? Do you know I've
I've made it a purpose now never to uh dis
any of the things that I did back in the days,
because I was a part of it and you know
it's in the past. But um, so there's really no
if anything, I would want people to go see my

(51:58):
missteps and everything like that. I think it's fun to
watch where people have made, you know, movies that aren't
necessarily as good as things that they're known for. I
think it's fun to find little uh projects that people
have worked on so uh. Instead of looking back and
saying I don't like that, I I encourage people to

(52:20):
go watch all of the movies that I've been in. Yeah.
I don't want to just anything specific, because when you
think about it, there there are people that worked on
it really hard, and it was their child. There their
their baby, and I don't want to I don't want
to hurt anyone's feelings, but I will say that, yeah,
there's things that didn't work out, and you can. All
you can do, like any thing in any career path,
is going why didn't that work? And you know what?

(52:42):
Do the money morning quarterbacking and going, well, what was
wrong about that? And then hopefully use that knowledge to
not fall into that trap again and go, you know what,
this set of ingredients led up to that thing not working.
Let me try and learn from that and do better
next time. But you're constantly constantly continuing to learn. You learn,
you learn, you see the same pattern often, like Zach

(53:05):
just said, it comes up again and again, especially in
this career, where and it's always tempting because it's either
there's something a part of it that is that is alluring,
you know what I mean, whether it be the money,
or whether it be something that you've always wanted to
be a part of, or whether it's really it's really interesting,
and then you take the job and you regret it

(53:26):
the whole time, and then after it comes out you're
embarrassed and you wanted to go away because I said
I would do the job from you know, I decided
a long time ago I'll put all the effort forward
even if I don't agree with how the well the
movie was going to be. I will still push forward

(53:47):
and help promote and do all of those things. A
lot of people don't do that. Yeah. Another thing I'll
say is that one mistake I have made repeatedly that
I don't want to make anymore is I go, I
like that person, I'm going to work with them, meaning
I'm basing it solely on liking them socially, which is
which is a mistake I encourage you not to to do,

(54:10):
because you can love someone and they can be incredible, um,
and they can be one of your best friends, but
they certainly might not be right for the assignment that
they are taking on, or they might not be the
right collaborator, or you guys might not collaborate well in
a creative environment. And I've caught myself making that mistake
many times, going I like so and so they're fun

(54:33):
to be around. Yeah, I'll do the project with them,
and then it turns out not to be great, and
you go, oh, yeah, because just because you like someone
and are friends with them doesn't mean that you're going
to collaborate well together. The signs are always there. But
the signs are always there. You just got to be,
you know, wake enough to recognize them. You have to
base your desire to collaborate with someone on their work

(54:53):
and on their reputation and what other people say about
them and what you know, other than just like, oh
they're cool. That's not smart. Okay, all right, sir, it's
time for Gotham's favorite segment. It's time to fix your life.

(55:14):
It's time to fix your life, sir. It's time to
fix your life. So would you like us to fix
your life? So? Um? So? Currently uh, I'm going through
a very contentious divorce right now. Um. And it's not

(55:35):
so much about the divorce, it's you know when you
were like when you when you have those memories pop up,
like there's that joy that's with him, but now there's
that pang of like hurt, like I'm never gonna experience
this again with that person. Um. And so it's more

(55:57):
so when like, what's the process that you all have
gone through to kind of like move on from that
hurt because I don't want it to be five years
from now with my new partner. Um. And she thinks
I'm still hung up on you know, my past. M hm.

(56:18):
How long were you marrying? Not long? Like I got
married and divorced in twenty twenty. Oh wow, I mean
that's a that's a story I want to hear from
for a whole another podcast. Um. And do you have
any children with that woman? No, it was a year
a house, but he has a baby in a year. Donald,

(56:39):
if they could have gotten married, gotten pregnant, had a
baby nine months later, then got divorced, it's ten months.
It's ten months. It's ten months. Still less than a year.
I still less than twelve. Well, let me do they
gotta they gotta get married first. No, you want to? Yeah,

(57:00):
don't do the freaking bong hit on this ship. You do,
you're the one that's freaking Yeah, he got the sound
pad working man, he's already mad about the bong sound effect.
I'm not mad about it, but you're using it for
like you're just using it just to use it. Man,
that was okay. I'm sorry. I'll save my bongb noise

(57:21):
for more apropriate times. Thank you to start talking about
your women. I didn't mean to hit deb. I didn't
mean to hit deb. I mean doing I mean to
hit this one? Do or do not? There is no try. Sorry, Okay,
I'm praying. I got I haven't labeled. I haven't labeled this.
I gotta label Okay, just give me a chance to label. Okay.

(57:47):
I do not like the sound board. I'm gonna I
do like that. You're trying to get into what is here?
Um demetrius um. Donald can speak to divorce more accurately
than the rest of us. Okay, I will say, of course,

(58:07):
we can relate to bad breakups, which I'm sure we've
all lived through, but divorce is something something different. Go ahead, Donald,
I don't know about you, but I was very happy
not to be married anymore at that time. It was
a stressful part in my life. It wasn't a it
wasn't a healthy relationship, even though we had children and stuff.
It was we were hurting each other by staying together

(58:32):
because neither one of us wanted to be there. So
when you say even though it turned out to be
an ugly divorce, because breakups usually are hard to do,
regardless if you want to or you don't want to,
it's always difficult. Yo, Look um, I was happy. So

(58:53):
I've never met anyone where I've said to them where
you know, you hear somebody says somebody always says, you know, so,
how are things with you? Oh I got a divorce
and they go, oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.
I've never heard anybody go, oh, thank you so much
because I'm in so much pain. If anything, I hear,
oh no, no, no, no, it was the right thing

(59:14):
to do. So if y'all aren't meant to be together,
then why are you worried about anything that came in
the past. It was a year in I mean, I
hate to get all loud with you and everything but
I mean, it's I don't see how this should damage
the relationship between the two of you because it ended
so quick, you know what I mean, happy you are?

(59:34):
I mean, and now you got someone, dude, you got
someone who's willing to sit next to you while you
wear a Batman suit. Bro, you know what I mean?
Like you you know, and then zip and zip the
ship up man like She's like, honey, don't forget your
head armor. Right, So like so like like this past relationship,
it's in the past, and you're going through it. And

(59:56):
I know, I know where you're coming from when you
say a lot of thing things are brought up, but
it's brought up because someone's trying to I'm not saying
it's her. I'm not saying it's you. But the divorce
is a difficult one. If it were easy divorce, if
it was just hey, sign here, I'll sign here, will
split fifty fifty piece out, you wouldn't have any of this, this,

(01:00:19):
this conversation wouldn't be anything. But because there's so much
drama in between on who owns this ship and that
ship's mind and this over here belongs to me, you're
going to experience this I'm just gonna say this, go
through it, and at the end of the day, you
have a very lovely woman next to you who seems
to really really like you, you know what I mean,
And focus on that. Focus on that, because what's going

(01:00:42):
on right now it's going to be negative. It's a breakup.
That's how it goes. Focus on on the gratitude man,
and being grateful because there's so many people out there
going through a divorce who their biggest fear is, Oh,
I'm gonna be alone the rest of my life, or oh,
I fucking got to go back out there and try
dating again. And and you're so blessed that you have
this person that you're crazy about sitting right next to you,

(01:01:04):
and and and can be you're not only your best friend,
but help you through this this really tricky time. Is
there anything that we don't You don't have to share
too much, but is there is there? Is there a
reason that it's so contentious? Why Why can't you guys
just go your show? I mean, I assume you of
a house to sell and everything is there? What's going
on making it difficult? She's declared bankruptcy, so there's like

(01:01:25):
a whole other layer, like we were I was finding
like I was going to give her the house. Um,
Like she just had to sign off on a bunch
of paperwork. She refused to sign it. Um, And like
there's a couch that was leased in my name and
there's just a bunch of stuff. And now that she's

(01:01:46):
declared bankruptcy, all of that debt that she's going to
be absolved from falls on me. Wow through wow goodness,
that's wow wow. Well the plus thought, you don't have children,
that's a really positive thing. Um. So again, try and
focus on the gratitude, Um, you have love in your life.
You don't have to deal with the pains of navigating

(01:02:09):
this with children, the financial stuff. You know, I know,
I'm sure anyone listening you can hear how smart you
are and and and you'll you'll be able to navigate it.
Um And this too shall pass. As they say, it's
gonna not gonna be easy. Donald, this is can tell
you it doesn't. It doesn't. You know, you can't expect it.
It's all gonna get cleaned up right away. But just

(01:02:31):
focus on the positives. Focus on you know, the new
relationship you have, Focus on your your badass Batman suit.
Focus on but also you know, focus on not to
focus on what went wrong and everything like that. But
learn the lesson too, you know what I mean? There
are signs. I don't know how long you guys were

(01:02:52):
together before you decided to get married, but you know,
it took me a really long time for it took
a really long time for my I have to agree
to marry me. But I'm so happy she did because
now we're you know, we've been together for a really
long time and we have such an amazing family. And
you know, I didn't think after I got divorced, I

(01:03:15):
would ever experience this again, and so um, you know
you have to and and I rushed into a marriage
when I was younger, and so like, just realize what
went wrong. You have to recognize what went wrong so
you don't make that mistake again. Yeah, I agree with that.
And also my you know, coming from a family of

(01:03:35):
psychologists and family therapists, I would really advise if you
can afford it, um Um, you can either do it
with with someone you find online or using one of
the apps that we advertise here to do some like
pre marriage counseling. Oh great, great, better health, better help.
Um is perfect. And you know, my my stepmother is

(01:03:57):
always like people people study. My stepmother is a marriage counselor,
and she's like people study everything that they want to
do with their lives, and then they get into a
marriage that's a lifelong commitment and they don't have any
advice or any education in how to be a couple.
And especially since you went through a quick marriage. Um,
I can hear my stepmother here saying, Um, you know,

(01:04:18):
take a higher a therapist or take a course. There's
a zillion things you can do. Just google like pre relation,
pre marriage counseling, and so it'll it'll help you guys,
create a framework for arguing, for how to disagree, how
to fight without being cruel, all that stuff that I
think since you've had this horrible experience, you can you
can go into this new awesome relationship with with a

(01:04:40):
bit of a tool chest. You know what I'm saying. Definitely, UM.
I just I want to shout out to Joel, Um,
you are well though she didn't do anything. Whoa take
that didn't do anything? I'm sorry. My message like so

(01:05:04):
like early in the morning, and she was just so quick,
like hey, can you be on at too. I was like,
I need to go buy today. I got my I
got my Stemmi And then I got on the show
like it's been a really great day. Almost the first
part you got your what Oh they're coming? They are

(01:05:25):
they are they landing? Yeah? I got mine today. Congratulations.
So it just goes electronically into your account. Ye yeah,
wow nice, that's great. Um, I'm very happy for you.

(01:05:46):
I wanted to also say we are going to have
a very special episode coming up. I think it's next, right, Joel. Yeah,
just because we stumbled in the top of the doors, Um,
we're going to have my mom on the show. Um,
and then we're gonna do an episode with Donald's mom.
And we thought, not only could our moms come on
and talk about just like us as kids and and
how we got into performing and all that stuff. I

(01:06:08):
think that could be funny, but also each of our
moms is has a specialty. My mom is a therapist
and has written a new children's book. She's a psychologist,
and she's written a book that is meant to be
read to your children if you're going through divorce ages
six to ten. And so my mom looked out there

(01:06:28):
because this is her field, and she wasn't liking or
finding the right book to read the children when you're
going through a divorce, and so she wrote one. And
so we're going to be talking about that with my mom,
amongst many other things. So, by the way, if you
have a child, if you're going through divorce and you
have a child in the six to ten age range,

(01:06:49):
please reach out to our email and let you well know,
because we might just have you on as a guest.
It is what's the main Gmail Jowell, scrubs I h
at gmail dot com. Scrubs iHeart at gmail dot com.
If you're going through a divorce and dealing with having
to tell a child about it who's roughly six to ten,

(01:07:11):
put in the subject heading divorce so Joel can spot
it amongst all the other emails she gets, and maybe
we'll have you on. And then Donald's mom is a
very big, very successful agent. So after we talk about
Donald's childhood and growing up and being a performer, we
can also get some advice for all your young actors
out there who are trying to make it happen. Where

(01:07:32):
to go, how to get your stuff seen when you
can't get seen by the big agents. My mom knows
how to get it. Yeah, so that we're gonna have
two Mom shows in a row, right, well, in a row.
We gotta see if Shirley's available. We gotta see if
my mom's available. I don't know if she'll be able.
I mean, I imagine she'd be geeked out of her
mind to talk to a bunch of people, because you know,

(01:07:52):
if you've ever sat down with my mom, you already
know she's a talker. Mom. Well, she's talker, but she's
very funny and very funny. Yes, my mom is Um,
my Mom's gonna be great. Maybe you should be on
your best behavior. Maybe just go a little bit light
on the jazz cabbage. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
smoke a whole blunt. I will just smoke. Maybe just

(01:08:12):
rub the blunt under your nose. I think maybe I'll
just eat it instead of smoking it in honor of
my mom. Don't get too high. I will I will
come through. I will come through. I will even use
the vizine, I promise you. I think my mom knows
that you enjoy jazz cabbage. I'm sure she does. Um.

(01:08:33):
All right, well, um, you guys, stay on, stay on
because I think we did the whole show. Dude, we
did the whole show. Yes, I want to give a
shout out to my brother Dominique Daniels. Um just love him.
He just got married and they're pregnant, and I would
like to showcase this beautiful young woman's arts. Yes, please

(01:08:56):
get the pains in. Well, where can we where can
we find it? Where can we find it? It's great
for us to see, but where can we where can
the fans find it? Uh? Bailey sixteen, So I did
choke a bow painting lovely? That is? I love chokea bows. Yeah,

(01:09:17):
I know what a choke a bo is. But it's
a beautiful bird. It's a bird for Final Fantasy, the
video game series. It looks very mythical. I feel the feeling.
You guys are a match made in heaven. You we've known,
it's been what eleven years we've been friends. Oh, Demetrius,
I think you got it right the second time around.

(01:09:38):
Um so wait, well you just for everyone who wants
to wait, wait one second, for everyone who wants to
see your art, we just give us the Instagram page again? Please? Yeah?
Instagram is a top Bailey sixteen. Nice a T B
A I L E. Y one six and are your
paintings for sale? Um, I've never really sold a painting.

(01:10:00):
You actually tell them you're very talented, So I suggest
that you figure out how you could go about selling
your work. That's that was beautiful. I put that on
my wall. Demetrius, what are you doing? Man? You better
not let this woman slip away from you. Demitrius, how
are you not going to fuck this up? You know
what I mean? I bet you asked. Wife didn't do

(01:10:22):
stuff like this? You asks wife didn't zip your ass
up in the batman sip bit. No, she did not.
She was like, take that shit off. She was like,
you better take that shit off, damn it. Yeah, and
through the dishes. And I know why you're laughing, because
it's true. You remember all of this ship. We're gonna
give him. You're gonna give him, You're gonna give him nights.

(01:10:44):
He's like, she's next door. Check up. Fuck up? We
still lived together. I didn't tell you that we're in
the basement. She's still upstairs. She's leaves stairs. She won't leave.
All right, Demetrius, You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome, are
you guys, gonna join us for the live show. Oh definitely. Oka,

(01:11:06):
can't wait to see you March twenty six, Everybody Live show.
What's that? Straight fire? Oh beats? I appreciate that you
honor me? You you honor me? Bad works? All right? Listen,

(01:11:29):
what is that? Casey? You have something you want to say? No? Okay,
thank you? Um listen, we did it, everybody link in
Donald's face, He's got the Steve Harvey face. Hu Um,
we miss, we miss we miss everybody out there. I

(01:11:50):
don't even know where I'm going with this. I'm just
trying to shut you the fuck up, all right, trying
to shut you the fun up. Love you guys, know
that that's done. Love you all. Wait hold on wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he doesn't he
doesn't like to do our plugs. Um. Tickets for the
live show are on both of Donald and my Instagram pages.

(01:12:13):
Just go to the bio and click on it. Buy
tickets the live show and what else do we want
to tell him? Joel? Thank you so much for listening. Guys.
You know this has been an amazing year. Since we
we're almost at our one year anniversary that's coming up too.
You know, um, this has been so awesome so far.
Zach and I are about to go off and do

(01:12:33):
projects um, and so you know, the format of the
show might be a little bit different than what you're
used to. We want you to bear with us until
we get back. UM. We just want you to know
we love y'all so so, so so much, and thank
you so much for all of the positive feedback and
positive energy you've been sending us. That's true, That's true.
And this has been so fun for us as we

(01:12:55):
love how much you guys are enjoying it, and just
know that we look forward to it and love it too.
And we're gonna end the show today with the Josh
Radon singing today because we're allowed to play Josh Raiden music.
So here we go, everybody. This was on episode of
four fourteen, And here is the Josh Radon with today
the shoelaces untied. You can die a perfect shows a

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line behind. This is the day I'm making mind will
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comes some spend baby moth. Today, lay lost my toe. Day,
found a soul unknoon, not alive. I's grown. Oh thank

(01:14:41):
god you came along, do you? Lovel word I've been
waiting for today? Here amsome spend bathing today. You look blacks,

(01:15:10):
all of them set aside you and the King MSN
today to today, You the one I've been waiting for

(01:16:04):
her today, Here comes the sun. Spend bathing on today