423: My Faith in Humanity

On this week's episode, Turk and Carla struggle in couples therapy. In the real world, we're getting ready for pride and Donald kids are excelling.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're sorry. This episode has a high pitched buzz noise
that Daniel was unable to figure out. Thanks great swell.
I have so much funny shit to talk to you about.
I don't even know where to begin. I got a
lot of shit to talk to you guys about. I'm
built up. I'm built up, all right, So I'm gonna

(00:21):
start it in and then you can get into Can
you get to start? Why don't we w because I
always started that? God, okay, paper scissor, shoot scissors? Shoot
covered that? Because mine's probably gonna be a downer? Go ahead?
Why are go to be a downer? I don't got

(00:45):
you got first? It's so beautiful. I get the sun. Man,
this look at that sun on the orange tree. I
am excited for what this afternoon has in store from
my first Emily. Yes, this um this, um, this is um. Listen.
This is a very funny episode. Let me just say
that right off the bat, and I usually don't watch

(01:05):
these scrubs. Is a good thing to watch first thing
in the morning. I gotta tell you, because I woke up,
I'm a little grumpy. I have a coffee and then
and but normally we you know, others thing. I usually
watched right before we record, but today I was busy,
so I had to make sure I watched first thing
in the morning. I'm sitting there cracking up. It is
funny this episode due this was a very funny episode.

(01:26):
I mean, joke, choke, choke, joke. It's like a barrage
of jokes, a lot of a lot of a lot
of jokes that if you missed it, guess what you
missed it and you have to kind of go back
and listen again. This is a very this is a
very joke. You know, some of the episodes are more
jokey than others, and this one's like and I was
cracking up at every single one. Um. I wanted to
tell you, um that I posted. Disney made me take

(01:48):
down this picture I posted of Cheaper by the Dozen
because I guess I wasn't such a such a cute picture.
I know, and it's such a cute got you got
freaking oh shit, they hit you with the dude, now
you know you sound signed a confidentiality agree. Well, I
didn't think they could. We wrapped tomorrow. It's exciting. We
wrapped tomorrow after two months, and I took a selfie
of all of us, and I understand they don't want

(02:09):
pictures out yet, but I did it anyway. The funny
thing is all my dms, every single person thinks they
were have an original joke. They all have the exact
same joke, why are you with all of Donald's kids?
And then your wife never fails and then your wife

(02:30):
hit me up. She's like, why are you hanging out
with other biracial children? And that was one funny thing
I wanted to tell you, And then the other thing
is I want to I can't tell you enough. Everyone, listener,
you have to watch this special Bo Burnham's special, and

(02:51):
you watch it. I have not watched it. Yet another
thing I'm slow on. Listen if you like my recommendations,
I assume some of you do. Um. This is this
is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
This this this man is so talented and I think
I mentioned it before, but he did it over the
course of the pandemic. He shot himself doing his material,

(03:11):
which is mostly comedic songs. Donald would love it in
one room and he shot at himself. He litted himself,
he edited it, he wrote all the music and at
some points it's funny, and it's other points, it's heartbreaking,
and it's just a beautiful piece of art and I
wish I was as talented as he is. It's on Netflix.
Please check it out, Daniel, you will absolutely love it great.

(03:33):
What is what does Josh always say? No envy, no fear.
Don't I have? You have a completely different set of
tools that you use this way. I'm sure there are
guys who are riding the bench and they're watching Lebron
play right, and they go, Okay, I'm in the NBA,
I'm decent, I'm made at the NBA, I'm on the team,

(03:55):
And then they watched Lebron They're like fun. That's sometimes
how I feel when I see great artists who do
a similar thing to me and do what they do.
I go, fuck, I think I'm decent. I don't know
if I'm not good. Well, dude, just think about me, man,
just think about me. My whole life, all I've ever
wanted to be was in the Star Wars or a
fucking Marble movie. And look at all of these African

(04:18):
American actors that are concrushing it run Star Wars and
in Marvel movies. And you know whose name never comes up.
And I know this because I always ask my agent, well,
what did they say about me? And he's always like,
they didn't. He keeps with me. But I mean, I
even John Boyega might be like, oh my god, Donald

(04:40):
Fazon has been in like multiple fucking and John Boyega's like,
but I am in Star Wars, and he's right. I'm saying, Okay,
when you use that analogy, I go, the grass is
always greener. I mean, you've been in Clue the grass.
If you can't get any greener in Star Wars, bro
it can't get any greener, Well, you still have time, right,
you got that? Being said? That being said, I have

(05:03):
some news I try. I wish I tried. It would
be an ass baby too. I'll try your baby. Oh
my god, that's something I need. On the soundboard, by
the way, Joel going, Oh my goodness, I got it

(05:23):
right there, got it right there. So look, I tried, really, really,
really hard to stick to this plant based diet. Are
you already given up? I haven't necessarily given up, but
it's not doing well on my gut like it does
for everybody else, so much so that I went to

(05:44):
a doctor and complained and had to get an ultrasound
on my stomach because I was having issues with digesting
some of this food. Turns out everything's fine, so people
don't worry. But let's also just I we need to
tell the audience that Donald is a bit of a
hypochondriac in that and your wife told me this the
other day and you acknowledged it when you were over

(06:05):
at my house. That Donald can have a mosquito bite
and be like, I have cancer. Yes, we need to
rush to the emergency room because I have an itchy
Can I like to stay on top of things, you
know what I mean? But you will always go to
the extreme? Absolutely? Okay. Can I gift you a month
of of food that's prepared for you from a brand

(06:28):
like let's say Kushi. Absolutely, And what they do is
they um, they deliver a little cooler outside your door,
and there's a fresh lunch and dinner in the cooler
every morning. Yes, and before you run to the emergency room,
it might be that you just aren't having the you know,
it's hard to prepare stuff like that and without any knowledge.

(06:50):
And if if I gift you this, let's say, I'll
give you a month of it and you can see
if you like the food. Okay, down there, you go down.
That's that's your Hanaka present early thank you. Uncle's that
being said. Last night, the wife and I and a
few of our friends went to Salt Bay. Oh that's
the story you really wanted. I was all lead up

(07:11):
to say that you wanted. You went to his steak restaurant.
Let me tell you something right now. I did. I
forgot how good steak taste. It's good, it's pretty, it's
it's it's pretty tasty. Yeah, we didn't get the gold
meat I would hope not. No, we didn't get that.
And also Salt Bay wasn't there, so it was like

(07:34):
someone still come to his signature move. Somebody came and
did the Salt Bay move and then and then even
did the noise to the cameras that we all had out. Yeah,
it was like it was like, hold up, I'm getting
get easy. You all had your cameras out while he did.
I didn't have my camera. Are you kidding me? Your cameras?
That will Salt Bay's fucking understudy, but not understudy. It

(08:01):
was his understudy, Joel, call it what it is. It
was his understudy. Was there? You had fucking Salt Bay's understudy,
and you're all like, let you get my camera anyway.
That being said, uh, you know, my stomach was fine
after I ate the meat, and that's when cowspiracy to
see you pull it out. I'm not going to go down,

(08:22):
I was asking me, I'm not going down that rabbit.
Har rd. Let's get into it. Let's hold up before
we before we go, before we go any further, I
just want to say I am still sticking to my
plan in uh and eating healthier and eating a lot
less meat. But that is probably one time in a

(08:44):
few months that I'm going to eat. Oh, I know
what I want to tell you. The other thing that
my dms blew up with I posted that picture of you,
you know, grilling at my house on Memorial Day, and
I thought you looked great obviously, but all the dms
were like, damn Donald, oh John, Donald looks great. Donald
cut wait, swore all this stuff. Okay, well I'll say this.

(09:06):
It looks like it, but I've only lost about ten
to maybe twelve pounds of weight. Well that's notice, especially
in your head. Yeah, that's where that's where you're seeing
most of it. The rights gone because you did get
you went full, like you know you had went full.
That was blo rerun for a second. I was bl yo, dude.
I was eating very unhealthy, very very look good. I

(09:28):
was telling you that the the random assortment of lovely
people that slid into my dams only wanted to talk
about that you looked like a dolph And I love
them for that. I love them. I love being a dad.
Somebody wants to fuck five six, seven, eight stories about
show we made about a bunch of nurses, stories yeado around.

(10:06):
Daniel has something he wants to add in to the
food conversation. Daniel talking about that is what I'm talking about.
Woo tank you forever or do not? There is no
try go ahead, Daniel. All I wanted to add was that,
you know, since I moved in with my wonderful girlfriend, Stephanie,
who I love very much, we have you know, I
have changed my diet significantly. I can tell you're skinnier.

(10:29):
I appreciate that. But you know, I think about the
three rs reduce, reuse, recycle, and the main one I
want to talk about is reduce. I'm just saying it briefly,
is that sometimes it feels like it's an all or
nothing when it comes to treating your body healthier, it's
like you have to cut this entirely, have to cut
that entirely. And I have found that just reducing my
going out to once a week or once every two weeks,

(10:51):
cooking at home more, and reducing the amount of like
prepackaged foods and just like eating whole foods, that has
made a significant and significant like improvement to my diet
and my overall health. And so while you know, I'm
just saying, when it comes to these things like I
don't want to eat meat anymore, I totally get that,
and I totally get that the entire like you know,

(11:12):
meat industry is like, on the whole, really fucking evil.
That said, if you want to have a stake every
once in a while, taking your time down from like
four times a month to once a month, that's a
huge reduction for you on its own. And I just
I think, of course, and I think that's important. I'm
just saying, you're I totally agree with you, sure, but

(11:34):
I think when you go down the rabbit hole of
of of factory farming, yeah, it's hard to It's hard
for me to ever go back. I I totally get it.
And you know what I'm saying. If you want to
go kill a deer in the woods and eat venison,
that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the
whole factory you knowing agriculture farming totally. And I know
that this is a privilege in its own way. But

(11:55):
every Sunday, me and Stephanie we go to the Hollywood
Farmers Market over on Ivar, right next to where I'm
Eba Music used to be rip and we only buy
meat from this sustainable farm where sometimes we'll go and
they're like, we don't have any pork products this week
because we're reducing how how many you know, pigs were slaughtering.
It's like we they they deliver food in a way
that is still sustainable to their farm, and I know,

(12:18):
again it's like this is such a small drop in
the bucket of the entire world of factory farming. But
there was something about hearing these people will be like,
we don't have that this week, not because we're sold out,
but because we are actively reducing the amount that we
offer this product to keep our farms sustainable. Like that,
to me is a practice that is a lot more
helpful to the earth in general. So I just think,

(12:39):
you know, being thinking about it sustainably rather than a
one or zero binary about how you eat food, I
think will help your mindset when it comes to being
healthier in general. It doesn't need to be all or nothing.
It's if you just change your perspective to it, that's
all I'm saying. Sure, Yeah, that's zach Za. Okay, Casey
came down. We're trying to a showy. Hey, um, it

(13:04):
was lovely to have you over my home from a
me Memorial day that was family. Such a great uh.
It was a treat to see Carrie Brothers and his
wife and your little girl jumping rope while there was
showing off her romandicludes. What a good jump ropeer she's become.
And she's really good, dude, she's gotten really she was
doing tricks. Yeah, you know, she's like, she's like, my

(13:28):
daughter is one of those girls that one of I
should say, one of those humans. I don't want to
put a I don't want to put a anything on it,
but she's one of those humans that goes out there
and if she really wants to do something, she's not
gonna quit until she gets it done. And that's a
quality that when I watch it, I'm like, where did
she get that from? You know what I mean? Like

(13:49):
sometimes I think she must have got this from her mother,
because I'm not this hardcore into it, And then I
think about my animation and stuff like that and how
I started from, you know, not knowing how to do it,
and how I'm I'm getting all right, I'm getting better now,
and like this girl when it comes to anything hula hoop, jumping, rope, swimming, basketball,

(14:10):
base whatever, whatever it is, if she really wants to
do it, she's gonna put one hundred percent into it.
And it's really refreshing to see. Rocco has just started.
You know, we talked about this whole leadership thing and everything.
I'm thank you for giving me the opportunity to brag
about my kids. We talked about this whole leadership thing,

(14:31):
and it really is starting to come through with you
know what I mean, just with that little pep talk.
I'm noticing it in everything now and how he talks
to his friends and how he you know what I mean.
Like they were doing a scrimmage the other day and
they were losing, and you know, they scored, and then

(14:52):
they scored again, and without the coach saying anything. The
coach said two minutes left, Rocco goes, guys, we don't
have to score anymore, we just have to stop them
from scoring. Wow. And he said this like a bunch
of times. He was like, everybody played defense. And it
just blew me away that this kid had to know

(15:14):
it all to freaking be like, all right, I understand
the situation. I'm gonna lead us to victory. Instead of
them not scoring again, Rockle kicks another goal. He gets
an opportunity and he kicks another goal to win the game.
And it was like, wow, dude, you know, come to
a game. I want to come to a game. He
has a game on Saturday. If you want to come
to a game and you're not working, it's never too far.

(15:36):
It's always in the it's always in the Los Angeles
theory is there is there any sort of um um,
what do you call it? Halftime show? Yeah? I do,
I do. I do a show where I put on
a bikini. I don't know much about I don't know
about non professional sports. Dude. Happy pride, first of all, guys,
Happy motherfucking to all those Uh, all those who celebrate pride,

(16:01):
I bust out my pride. Nikes. I love him nice
and beautiful they have they have not only a rainbow,
but also sparkles. All right, beautiful. Um, Hooch is back.
Not only is Hooch back, but Turner has arrived. Now.
Turner is Tom Hanks's actual brother. Yes, um, you can

(16:21):
tell even more so than in how he looks, but
in his voice. He is the exact same voice that
kind of sound alike. Yes, and I think is didn't
we learn that there's certain things that Tom Hanks doesn't
have time to do that he does like you know,
he has, he has, he has, he does the that's cool. No,
I think for certain like Tom Hanks might do like
the obviously he's gonna do Toy Story movies. But if

(16:43):
it's like Toy Story or the audio book, he like
hands it off to his brother. Oh, I did not
know that. Yeah, I remember hearing that at the time.
I did not know that. I don't know. That's a
hundred percent true. That's what I remember hearing back in
the day. And I wouldn't be surprised because he sounds
on Joel can google it. I don't even know it
might it might be top Sea. Maybe I just build
the beans. But he does sound exactly like him. They do.

(17:06):
I have never seen Turner and Who, neither of Iye,
I know it's about a dog and Tom Hanks. Tom
Hanks and a big dog. Yeah. I've never been a
fan of movies about a guy and a dog. Me either,
I just never tuned into any of them. You name
a movie about a guy and a dog, I've never
seen it. Yes, same here. Uh. James Matthew hanks Wikipedia

(17:27):
page says that he does do voice over work for
his older brother Tom Hanks, most notably for a shuff
What are you on? Talking toys and video games? There
you go, video games. That's pretty cool. So if you're
listening to those video games going, oh my god, it's
Tom Hanks, it's not. I'm literally trying to think of
a movie about a guy and a dog that I watched,
and I was I've never seen a movie about a
guy and dog. I've also never I've never saw any

(17:48):
any person any movie that's like a guy in an animal,
like like the DJ and a Bear or the dog
sledding movie with what's his name? No, no dogs. I've
never seen what was the Clint Eastwood and the monkey
one I never saw saw Marley and me saw I
saw Mary and I couldn't understand why everybody was crying.

(18:11):
I was like, Okay, there, it's the whole life of
the dog. And I'll take it back when I was
a kid. Dog It's beautiful. I'll take it back when
I was a kid. I did see Sounder, the black
oh yellow back. What's the name of what's the name
of the way with the orangon Tang and Clin Eastwood
BJ and the bear. No, it would be be a bear,

(18:34):
not a monkey. No, the bears. The bear is Clint
Eastwood and BJ is the monkey or something like that.
I thought it had a better title than when they're
in the truck or something like the Truckersuckers is the orangon?
Is the orangon haanng? And truck? I don't know. I
don't every which way but loose which way? But lose
every which way but lose. Yeah, those are the images
I'm seeing here. What is there in a truck with

(18:55):
an orangon tang? What is BJ and the bear? Then
I want to type that in it. I'm trying anything
I've ever seen a movie with a person Ye, dogs
the Star. I didn't see the most recent Harrison Ford one. Yeah.
BJ and the Bear is the same type of thing
it's with, uh, somebody else and a monkey? Hell is that?

(19:17):
And it's got all of the same things it's got
would do too much, Greg V it's a teller. It
was a television show. BJ and the Bear was a
television show, and it had all of the fixings like,
you know, the cop that looks like Jackie Gleason, the
hot blonde girl, uh, and then the dude in the
truck with the monkey. Okay, but it reared on NBC

(19:42):
from February tenth, nineteen seventy nine to May ninth, nineteen
eighty one. B J and the Bear created by we
can't talk about because we don't have that much time.
But maybe that's what we should do. We watch a
BJ and the Bear. I found a genre. I found
a genre that none of us have ever seen. An
animal I don't know. And also the CGI animals that

(20:12):
are starting to take over. I think they're so they're
so weird. They don't look big thumbs down from me,
you know. I saw Cruella and and I thought the
CGI animals looked weird. What did you think of Cruella?
I don't want to. I don't want to talk about
it on the air. We'll talk about it privately. I
didn't not see you, Krula, But all I can say
that they did not need to remake Lion King like that,

(20:33):
despite the soundtrack being incredible, all of those like emotionless
CGI animals to try and recreate the emotion you got
from the original Disney movie was a waste of VFX money.
In my personal I got to say that when I
was on set the other day with my friend the rottweiler,
I was I said, when he wasn't doing he was
supposed to. I was like, you know, nowadays these are
starting to become CGI dollars, and the trainer, the trainer

(20:55):
was like, and I was sorry. And that was when
the dog, bitch the dog, the dog was not doing
as was supposed to, And I was like, haven't we
learned a lesson about this? All right? So this was
very funny. I don't even I didn't understand why everybody
hated hates Turk and JD. In the beginning, like we're

(21:15):
walking down the hall trying to give high fives to
people and they're getting well because we think we are
king shit at the hospital, right. We are so feeling
ourselves at this point, and we have all these jokes
and we think we're the cool kids, and we have
done so much. I mean, we put so much effort
into just getting Turner and Hooch on the same surgical procedure.

(21:35):
We've really gone out of our way just to be
able to say turner and hooch and then fold our
arms and put our backs back to back like we planned.
I don't get these two. They plan so well, they're
so strategic and just getting just to have that one
moment where they can go turner and hooch and go

(21:56):
back to back. And so Whoch is already sick of
this ship and he he's like, everybody hates you guys,
which is a really harsh thing to say. Who but
he knows, he knows how to cut us where it hurts,
because we really want to be liked. But then we're like,
which is crazy. Yeah? Um? And then all right, so
then we cut to you and carl it in therapy.
Now this ship was hilarious. Carla reveals that you cry
after you orgasm. Yeah, and and right away we answer

(22:21):
that right away, we freaking U we call that joke back.
I know it's so funny, but I have to say
that I remember a lie. I guess it's in a
different episode where I go, there's no shame in crime axing. No,
I don't know how. I don't know how that line
is not in this episode. But I guess you're crying
after orgasming comes back up, because I do at one

(22:43):
point say there's no shame in crime axing, right, but
it happens right away. Dude. It's like I come out
of we come out of the on call room, and
you go, why are you crying? I go, no reason, Yeah,
And it is so fun it's just so that joke
pays off that I cry after I bust, Oh my god,

(23:05):
after he bus, after he I'm talking about um. Listen,
how about when I've announced that I'm gonna move out
and I'm consoling a couple, and I'm consoling a couple
who's just lost their father, And I say, was he
lucky enough to enjoy a washer and dryer and while

(23:25):
he was alive in his unit? Yeah? And then any
mention of any hot neighborgh JD is such a dick sometimes. Well,
this is why they're not liked in the hospital. I'm guessing. Okay, now,
how about Sam hitting his fucking bike on the entryway door.
That was so funny and then he got tangled up

(23:45):
in the frame. Sam that Sam had a lot of
funny physical comedy, uh in this one, but that one
was amazing. He he just fucking nails the door and
then falls back. I guess onto him apps that you
can't see because he gets tangled in the frame. That
she was so funny. Um, Elliot's getting anxious. I didn't

(24:07):
realize that she was horny. She's not anxious. She's horny.
She could but she could fuck JD, can't she? Oh? No,
they have they're done. They're friends. That's finally they're finally
back to to like copa set. Okay, and she wants
the D. I'm just saying they're both single. If she
wants the D, she knows where to look, dude. She's

(24:28):
on the hunt for d she do you see what
she does to the hot blonde check that tries to
meet the guest star. She tells her that her mom died. Yeah,
she says, Oh, it's Jake and played by Josh Randall,
who was very good, by the way, and Josh Randall
did a very funny job. But um, Sarah comes, Josh

(24:49):
Randad walks in and then right before Sarah can even
talk to him, the other woman comes in and she's like,
I got this. And the woman's like, I'm good, and
she goes, your mom's dead. Yeah yeah, runs off crying. Yes,
that's how much Elliot is ready for some d Elliot
wants that day. My kids are on their way home

(25:11):
right now and they're crying because it was the last
day of school. Oh yeah, Oh that's good. That means
they love school, which is good. They do love school.
Crying anyway, Um, what about when Todd goes nurse suction?
She goes because no, patient's not even here yet, and
he goes, yea, I know, I know. How is he

(25:31):
not fired? How does he not get fired? How does
he not get fired? Oh? No, And I guess you
can't do that joke anymore. But it is funny. Come on,
that's funny. I thought it was funny too. Hey. Speaking
of funny, Scott Harris wants to come on the show
after he heard about he said he needs to defend himself.
He says, him getting hurt on set, I guess is defensible.

(25:53):
And I'm not sure that Harris just wants to come
on the podcast, because a lot of you want to
come on the podcast. Someone told me that they walk
Someone wrote in my DMS that they walk around the
house singing Charles PEPPERD All Balls and No Shaft, And
I just I think it's so funny that they don't
know Charles Pepper, they've never met Charles Pepper, and they're

(26:13):
walking around singing that in their house. He's so proud
of that song. Dude, I told you he didn't. Yeah,
he's so proud of it. I went to work, Well,
he's proud to have a song. You know. I wouldn't
have no idea if he's if he's all balls in
the dude. I went to work and he was there,
and he was like, there he is guys, Donald do it.
And I was like, what he's like sing them the song?

(26:34):
I was like, get the funk out of sing them
the song? But and I was like, Charles pepperd all
Balls and No Shaft And he's like, see, I told
you there was a song. He was so happy about it.
There you go, There you go. But how about our
caller last week? That was insane? I can't get my
out of my mind. Dude, I loved it. It was

(26:54):
such funny, cringey radio. But I just can't stop thinking
about that poor guy and how I don't know, I
came away thinking bad for him. Well you know him, well,
you know, he seemed to be very happy in his religion.
Seem to mind it. But you know what the wind
But I didn't ask is or didn't get into the

(27:15):
next time they're on. I want to get into, like,
maybe you're turned on by this. Maybe you know, some
people aren't turned on by by this, and maybe he's
one of them. Maybe because he it just seems like
there's a missing piece. No, yeah, I mean it seemed
like it seemed like the fact that he was all
right with it and that the dude still comes over,

(27:35):
you know, yeah, and and but there are dudes and
gals who get turned on by seeing their partner have
sex with a friend. Totally. Can I have to ask
you a question? Why are you changing the subject? I'm
not going to pitch this team in casey oh my,

(27:57):
that's what I'm talking about. No, I just didn't understand.
I just didn't understand why j D is such a moron.
Like j D's a moron in this entire episode, j
D's a moron. You could dance your way from Old Zealand.

(28:19):
It was funny, butphy. But by the way, I don't
know geography either. I gotta say the American public school
system and at least in the state of New Jersey,
I think we spent two weeks on geography. I don't
know geography at all. Dude, you went to Northwestern hard
you don't take geography in Northwestern I can. I suppose
you could, but I didn't. It never comes up. I really,

(28:43):
if you gave me an empty map in the United States,
could you draw? Would you legit know everywhere every state goes? No,
not every state but Danel? Would you if you all right?
Are the state lines drawn out? Yeah? Like I think
I could get over forty for sure. Yeah, over forty.
I could probably get forty. I don't know if i'd

(29:05):
get fifty. Yeah, But I say where it isn't that horrible?
I mean, how is that possible? Have you been to
every state? Have you been to every state? In me?
But I feel like at forty six. I feel like,
if you've been to every state in America IDJ for
ten years, Donald, I've been to I've been to every
state in the United States. He's like, I've done M

(29:26):
DMA in every state. Okay, we'll knock that down a
few states. But sure, um no I I but okay,
I I know where New Zealand is. I certainly am
not good with my European South American. I know Italy,
I know Asia. I could sometimes get Asia and the

(29:51):
USS are kind of confused because they're connected. There's no
even not even a USSR anymore on a continent. Yeah,
I would. I guarantee you all four of us would
be humbled and embarrassed if we were given a world
map with empty countries. Said, oh Jesus. Yeah. Now meanwhile,

(30:12):
in other countries, they're like speaking four languages. They you know,
we suck. But anyway, Todd did amateur porn. Oh my god,
that was so funny. I wrote that town. Hold on,
let me write the words. He goes, um, you're you're
in therapy, and he goes, I don't know how. I
don't know, I don't know how you do it? Make

(30:33):
love with your lady while some old dude is filming
you and you go, Todd, that's not a couple's therapy.
And he goes, then what did I do? And you go,
you did amateur porn and he goes, sweet, you're jumping
all around. You gotta go back. Okay, Um, the thing

(30:53):
is I laughed so much. I wrote so much shit down.
It's like two shows worth of laughter. We'll be right
back after these words, and we're bad translate this show,
Joel into Russian. Um, yeah, okay, here's why why scrubs

(31:18):
is huge in Russia. I don't know if you knew
that is I heart huge Russian. No, but maybe they
have an affiliate. And here's the thing. The percentage that
are fluent in English, I think is I infer is
lower than other countries where we are popular, like Germany
or Australia or Italy. But my point is, um, I

(31:40):
know we have so many Russian fans that would love
to listen to this, but they don't speak English anyway,
just an idea, Joel, let's I will investigate. I know
we can do a transcription of it. No, I just wonder,
I just wonder. I don't know how you do it.
I guess you'd have to. You'd have to hire somebody
to hire Russians. But that's what they do with scrubs
sleeve in any show. They I hope they get the

(32:03):
same guy that does my voice on the show that
they do. They know that in every country. I don't
know if we've mentioned this, in every country, once you're assigned,
once you become a known actor, you're sort of assigned
of a voice that's always you. Well, I truly hope
that I'm getting that guy some work. Yeah, why why

(32:24):
why did I laugh so hard at the Brown Hulk?
That was hilarious, I know, but why did I laugh? So?
That shit had me rolland for some reason, like I
was Rolland you don't realize that you're punching me because
you're still mad about the kiss, so you're just destroying
my arm and I'm like, wow, you're like Brown Hulk.
So um so now listen, um I I get every

(32:51):
cotton ball in the entire hospital in this fantasy to
make this woman comfortable. I thought this was a funny
plot line. She's she's, she's she's nearing the end of
her life and trying to decide what to do. But
she she can't remember that JD is her doctor, and
she just wants her a handsome neighbor, to decide and uh,

(33:11):
and it's kind to the point of like, we're gonna
make it comfortable. What does that even mean? And they
cut to her in a room full of cotton balls.
I imagine that would be comfortable. It would be nice.
Probably not a nice morphine, but right, morphine's probably betterphine.
I worked with the young lady that played Betty. Uh,
she did. She was in a lot of things, actually,
but we did Clueless together back in a day and

(33:32):
she played a nurse um and really, yeah, it was
just really interesting that, you know, I didn't have any Ellen.
Ellen Albertini is her name. Wasn't she a great job?
Wasn't she also in h Adam Sandler movie? I don't know,
but David Singer David Feinberg wrote this. It's another example,

(33:57):
like the episode before of it not being one of
the regular writers in the writer's room, and they farmed
this one out to a man named David Feinberg, who
neither of us have ever met. And it was directed
by the legendary TV comedy director Ken Winningham. I love it.
I love when Kenn directs, um, so, yeah, I say,
the four hour trip to New Zealand and you don't

(34:18):
even know where New Zealand is, And I say, you
can dance your way there from Old Zealand, which is
the dumbest fucking joke, but I laughed. But after the
dude decides, you know, for the lady, her brother comes
and sues him. Did you notice at the act break
he's walking back into frame accidentally, the dude who played

(34:40):
the brother if you look at if you look at it,
he walks out and then with your ad lib when
your ad lib is going, he's I guess maybe they
said cut and you still probably thought the ken was
over and I was riffing, and he came back and
he's walking back into frame. Well maybe the character had
more to say about um, oh my god, this was

(35:02):
so funny. When the janitor comes in holding an old
woman to try and get Elliott's attention, and he goes, Elliot,
my neighbor fainted too, and she's like, hey man, I
thought we were over this, and he goes, yeah, sorry's
worth a try, and he goes, well, he will put
her back in her room. He goes, she's not a patient.
I got her at the mall and he goes. He goes,

(35:23):
I better get you back to the food court. Your
husband's probably about to come to by now, which means
he not taught her husband. Yeah, with a bat because
he's walking around the Janner's insane. This episode, he's collected
rats from the roof and he puts a dead one

(35:44):
in the bag amongst all the loving ones, so that
all the living ones know that they should tow the
line or they're gonna get killed by him. And they
all escape the bag and run rampant through the hospital. Yes,
and he starts chasing them all around with the metal
a pink metal bat or an illuminum bat. Yeah. Elliott

(36:05):
has a vo in the middle of nowhere in this episode.
I forgot that sometimes Bill just gives the vo to
to someone who's not voice over. In that episode, she
even did the look away. Yeah, like d to remember
what Cox told her about ignoring boys. Yeah, by the way,
it works instantly the second Cox is like, you're you're
playing it like you're playing wrong. Just ignore him and
he'll like you. She ignores him for two seconds and

(36:27):
then he's like, she's cute. I've laughed so hard at
freaking the janitor. They're smart, they're organized, and they've got
my keys. That shit, they're smart, they're organized and they've
got my keys. Oh my god, Yeah, I'm gonna get

(36:48):
what is this? Here's my Oh so, this was so funny.
So then Sam comes to be to be the Josh
Randall's character's lawyer. Here's my card, and he goes, this
is a post it and he goes, I don't get
real cards until I win a kise and then he
reads the posted it says buy groceries, kill self. Yeah. Yeah,

(37:10):
they're dark jokes. Dark joke. Sorry, guys. A long time ago,
I laughed at Mustache Sunday and then you me walking up.
I thought must that Sunday was on. I thought it
was it was on next week, and you go, I did.
I didn't do this, freaking Kelso did it. Wait a second,
you invited Kelso to Mustache Sunday. We have so many games, yeah,

(37:32):
so many. What do you think Mustache Sunday is? We
draw mustaches on each other? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and
we think really really hard all week of what type
of stash the other person should have for Mustache Sunday.
You know, we probably go to restaurants and order fancy
drinks and shiites with with our fancy mustaches. Yes, they're smart,

(37:54):
they're organized, and they've got my keys. That made me
laugh so hard. The rats stole his keys. Joel um
all here, Yeah, we should probably go to Break color.
All right, we're gonna gona break and be right back
with a really fun color. We promise you. It's not
about wife swapping. And we're back. We're back, and so

(38:19):
is the high pitched thing that Daniel is worried about.
High pitched noise that Daniel can't get rid of, noise
that Donald can't get rid of. All right, let's play
the song, Daniel, we got a call, gave us all
you can talk star watch show dudes, you know, like
a bolla spoke some z maybe talking about the episode.

(38:43):
So come on, Joe, let's get the show. I love
that song, dude, I love the great song. It's not
as good as high pitched noise that Dan can't get
rid of. Let's bring him in. Say hi to Salvador Cruise,

(39:08):
Salvador cru Bi Salvador. Hi. Oh my god, I'm very nervous.
Don't be nervous. It's just it's right. It's just Joel

(39:30):
and Daniel, that's all. And the biggest deepcome ever that's true. Yes,
bigger than bigger than friends. Cheers show Yessten the two thousands,
you're the biggest, and I agree with Where are you
calling us from? I'm from Mexico, Mexico, and welcome, sir.

(39:55):
We're very glad you're here. And um, we're honored you
joined us. Um. Do you have a question for us?
Anything we can answer? I do. First, I want to
say a little about me. I'm an English teacher. I
wasn't an ESL teacher English second language teacher, so when
I was studying university, I decided to become a teacher

(40:17):
because I said, like, I really want to help people.
Back in two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
I was in high school and Scrubs was the biggest
thing on television in the United States, not in Mexico,
so I had to use internet to watch YouTube, sorry,
to watch Scrubs illegally. And the dynamic between Jady and

(40:43):
doctor Cox teacher student, father son, friend, friend, it's like
an amazing thing. And I want to say, like, thank
you so much for that relationship that helped me being
a teacher and being like I want to be like
Zach caring so much, and I want to be like
Cox caring so much too. Like when you have to cry,

(41:06):
you cry. When you have to be harsh, you have
to be harsh and all that. So, Salvador, did you
ever yell at your students like Cox yelled at me?
I haven't. But I haven't only been a teacher for
twelve years. I don't know what's going what's happening. And
you're a young man, so you are you still teaching

(41:27):
English now? Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we're like
we're having these zoom meetings like with my students too.
And I'm working on my own project that is my
own English school, and I'm working with all the material
and all that, and I'm trying and I hope to
use this as a like an activity that I can

(41:48):
work with my students. That's amazing. Well, that's a great idea.
By the way, it might it must have eventually come
to Mexico, because Donald and I did a trip to
Mexico that was season two Guadalajara, So it must have
eventually been translated and come right, yeah, you wanted to
watch it in English, that's what you're saying exactly, and
like to and to be like cut up like in
the United States because you watch the videos like next

(42:10):
Week in the United States and it's like, oh, I
want to be like cut up like now on Netflix,
HBO and et that is like every day every week
is like Worldwilde, Like you have to be like that
like on the internet, like you must you must have
noticed because you're fluent in both languages, you must have
noticed some funny places where the things didn't translate perfectly

(42:31):
and they had to adapt it, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
I really really really, uh like I been bilingual like
probably all my life, like since I was like eight
or nine years old, so uh like that helped me
a lot, like getting the punts, like the jokes like
on scrubs, Like that's like very very very like it

(42:54):
makes it funnier actually yeah right yeah right. Um well,
that's awesome, man. We're very glad to have you and
um and and we love hearing that was popular in
uh in other countries and um and Donald and I
have had a lot of fun in Mexico. Must ever
times multiple times he gets hausy there because he drinks
too much and he gets I got so drunk in Mexico.

(43:14):
He doesn't know how to pay some one thing about Donald.
He doesn't pace well in Mexico. He goes hard, he
goes hard, and he's done by one. Oh my gosh
PM like several times Mexico City, Icabo Son Lucas. No,
it doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, I got oh dupe to
choose my language. Teacher, don't curse in front of the

(43:35):
teacher asks face, no, no, no. It's like, oh yeah,
he said, it's okay. Listen, I haven't shina nose sorr
swat ears whoa wow, take your ears and he called

(43:59):
swat ears. You know, I call you twas because I
want to take your ears And oh, oh, oh my god,
I gotta tell you something. Remember I mentioned the eight
year old on my on sher brother doesn't that loves what.
He came up to me and he goes, thank you

(44:19):
so much for mentioning me on the podcast. And it
was the last it was last week's episode. I was like,
you're listening to the bug and he's like, yeah, I
love it so much. It's so funny. And I'm like,
I'm so sorry. Children all right, Salvin, or what's your
question please? For Donald or for me, mister Twatters, actually

(44:42):
for like both of you. Like there was a Friends reunion,
right and it was like super big broke the Internet
and obviously and all that, Like is there going to
be a Scrubs reunion like that? And if so, what
are like some of the guests people like there have
to be like there I must The problem with the

(45:05):
problem with the Scrubs reunion is that the hospital doesn't
exist anymore, Like the main character, one of the main
characters of the show is completely gone, and so it
would be really hard to recreate you know, the nurses station,
the you know what I mean. They could build a set.
That's not that's not what's stopping us from doing. No,
but I'm saying that was a big thing, like the

(45:26):
big thing about the from what I understand from because
you know, I've never I'm not a huge fan of Friends,
but my wife loved the show, and uh she said
it was really emotional for her to watch them walk
into the apartment and walk into the boys apartment and
into the you know, and she said that was a
big you know, those sets were huge for that show,

(45:49):
and you know, I just feel like we'd be doing
a disservice if we just sat in a room, a
black room or whatever color room and talk about the
show and we're not in the hospital anymore. Scrubs the
Black Room Reunion, I am. Yeah, we can get the
trip to Mexico. I I think, Salvador. What's more likely.

(46:10):
What I'm actively working on is uh is me and
Donald and Bill doing a project together. UM. I would
love to do. We get asked this question a lot.
I'd love to do something with the whole gang from Scrubs. Um,
if we can, if someone can line it up. I
think probably the biggest thing that impedes it is that
Bill Lawrence, who would have to do the whole thing,

(46:32):
is so busy. No, I'm saying that we could all
as actors. We could schedule two months whatever to be
in a Scrubs thing, of course, but Bill, who would
have to create it, is so swamped that I just
don't just be frank. I don't see it happening anytime soon.
But I am really um working on this top secret

(46:53):
project UM for me, Donald and Bill that I'm that
I'm really excited about. I think that's that's that's to me,
that's more realistic to happening anytime soon, right, Donald, I
agree with you. I think that would be I think
that's probably the way you would see a reunion, whether
it be you know, Zach and I putting together a
show and then bringing everybody from Scrubs at one point

(47:13):
onto the show, right or uh, or you know me
maybe or us maybe guest starring on one of their shows.
We're gonna do another UM live show though, and UM,
and we could have we were thinking about having UM
one of our co stars on. Who should we have on?
Should it be Johnny C or Sarah? Who should we have? Donald?
I mean if we could have them both on, that

(47:33):
would be great one. Daniel, Yes, Timpany please all right,
thank you, Timpany. M August six, We're gonna do another
live show. Yeah, applause, Daniel, I got there. You go. UM,

(47:54):
So we should let us know. UM. I know, I
know what your answer is. If you're listening, you want both,
So we'll I for both. Let's see, let's see how
many we can well, you know, no, I think I
think I really feel like when you get too many
people on on you know, a call, it's it gets
it gets a little crazy, it gets a little calm.
I think to two of them would be great, if not,

(48:15):
if one of them is not a villa, maybe one
of them. Yeah, um, but that's so So that's the answer,
salad or it's the best answer we have. That's an
amazing answer. What's what's your next question? I have a question?
I whoa I do? It's like a little improvising. I'm
sorry for my English. I'm really English is perfect. We
were just talking before before you got on about about

(48:37):
how we're jealous of bilingual and trilingual people and your
English is flawless, so don't so you should feel confident
about it. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
Now that everyone is working like an individual individual things
already and all that, how difficult is like to find
the same relationship that you have, like that you had
on Scrubs, like obviously Zagan Donna, like your best friends

(49:01):
like from the show that you met there, Like now
that you're working, like, how do you find how difficult
it is? Like? Oh maybe now now in this technology
era that everyone's on Twitter on Instagram, like when they
have free time, how difficult it is like to to
get to know people like more naturally than when you're

(49:21):
I get what you're saying. I don't tell he's saying.
He's saying when you go and do other shows and
other projects, is it easy for you to make friends
and are making when you do make those friends, is
it lasting like you and I's relationship. That's a good
question you want to answer first. Sure, you know, I've
made quite a few friends through work. Um, nothing is

(49:43):
strong as Zach and my bond, like we have something special.
But you know, you don't expect that when you work
with people. Um, justin Long is somebody whom I truly
truly enjoy talking to, and when we're in the same city,
I want to hang out with him. Um. There are

(50:04):
a few other people that are like that, you know. Um,
none so none like Zach though, Zach, that's a spec
that's a special special situation. Like our parents have met.
You know, we're kind of married in a way, you
know what I mean. It's it's very much like Turk
and JD in real life. Um, But as far as

(50:25):
making friends, it's easy to make friends as long as
you guys, you know, especially when you're all in it
to win it, you know, Like I love Dove Cameron. Uh,
I think she's a great young actress. And you know,
I love Chloe Bennett. I think she's a great young actress.
And and and Yana the girls that I did the
Powerpuff Girls, uh, pilot wit and I hope we get

(50:46):
an opportunity to do that, just so I can get
to know them better, because you know, when you meet
special people, you want to you want to cultivate the relationship.
I will say to that, Salvador, this was such a
rare experience because we spent nine years together and and
it's just it just doesn't happen that many times in
an actor's life that you spend that much time with

(51:09):
the same people. Usually go If you do a movie,
maybe it's two months. If you do a show, it
might be a couple of seasons or something. But it's
just very it's a very rare experience to be on
a show this long and get to know people this well.
And now it's bizarre and COVID is the crew is
all covered not only in masks, but in face shields,

(51:29):
so you don't even see people's faces. Yeah, it's very
hard to get to know and and get close to
the crew hoping that will that will end this year.
But but you know where Donald and I talk about
how close we got to the crew and how much
we loved our crew, and we were all friends, and
we'd go to bars together and we would be so
social and love them. It's a bizarre experience as I'm

(51:50):
doing Cheaper by the Dozen, where you don't even really
know what people's faces look like. Ye like, you really
they're behind a mask and then a face shield. You
see their eyes. Our a camera operator pulled off his
mass there day outside and I was like, you're a mustache,
Like right, I just just never seen his face and
I spent all day long with the guy. You would think,
you know what they look like. That's that's the thing

(52:11):
that I That's that's real talk right there, Zach. Like
you see all of these cartoons where the ladies are
covered from or you know movies where the ladies or
maybe even your real life where the ladies covered their
whole face and all you could see as their eyes
and everything like that, you don't know what's under that.
You fall in love with the eyes, and all of
a sudden she takes it down and you could be like,
that is not what I thought you looked like. I'm

(52:33):
gonna be honest with you. Sometimes they eyes don't match
with the mouth, with the rest not at all, or
your brain made up what the rest of the face
looks like. Yeah, and and and it could be like
sometimes you're like, okay, I didn't know you look like that, right. Absolutely,
When I was doing I was I did the L
word UH this year comes out in August for everybody

(52:54):
who are L word fans um and we did uh
or on set, everybody except for the actors had to
wear a face mask and shield or face mask and goggles.
And I saw one of the people that I talked
to every day eating lunch without her face mask on.

(53:15):
And the reason why I was able to recognize her
was because I pretended I couldn't see the mouth and nose,
and I just stared at her eyes for a really
hard second, and I was like, oh shit, what's up.
Its crazy as when crew members come up to you
and they're like, hey man, remember me from that other
project and you're like, bro, I have I'm sorry I
don't recognize your eyes like you feel like a jerk.

(53:38):
You don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. But you're like,
I can't. I don't know who you're off from your eyes.
Like when I have like a like a friend request
on Instagram or Facebook or or whatever, I have liked
to put up like my finger like in the bottom
part of the pictures, they're like, oh, of course is
that this this guy that I met? So crazy? All right, Donald,

(54:05):
I think it's time for Mexico's favorite segment. It's time too,
all right, salvat or go ahead? How can we fix
your life today? Sir? Okay, So both of you, like,
like through the podcast, I know that you're very nice

(54:26):
people like. I like actor You're like no, I mean
because you have like fans like all over the world,
and you're like very nice, very supportive. We love our fans.
So I would like you can and I know that
you're very nice people like, and I think of myself
as a nice person. You are I can tell, thank
you very much. And also you dedicated your life to
being a teacher, which says a lot about you. Thank you. Um.

(54:49):
And and that's the thing, like when I tried to
meet a girl, I end up being like a I
give like a friend buy and I always end up
in the friend zone. Oh you get friend zone. Yeah,
the classic friend zone problem. Yeah, so I was like,
how can I come across like I don't. I don't.
I'm not a douchebag. But at the same time, I

(55:09):
don't want to be like, oh, but I'm always a friend, right,
I hear you. This is a perfect episode. Yeah, you
picked a good episode because, uh, doctor Cox gives great
advice to Elliott on how to do that. You know,
maybe maybe don't be so accessible. Okay, you know, uh,

(55:30):
you're giving him the same advice doctor Cox, because Eliot,
I agree. There's there's just something about mystery that makes
you more intriguing. And the more accessible, you know, the
more you're accessible, the more the person has the opportunity
to get to know you on your on uh their terms,

(55:51):
and you want them to get to know you on
your terms. I want you to know me as we
go along. I don't want to give too much away. Um,
at least seller there's a classic grouchow Marks quote. I
would never want to be a part of any club
that would have me as a member. And I think

(56:11):
that that's a lot like dating. Is that we humans,
uh we we when someone likes us, we're like what's
following them? A matter with them that they're into me?
You know what I mean? So I think, yep, that's
why I have to say, like Gardens, I just broke
up with a girlfriend. Oh dude, you had you do

(56:32):
That's what That's what this really is. No, just broke
up with somebody and now you got desperate, all, aren't you?
When you meet all these other girls? He's holding up
the Gardens date DVD. Donald, don't interrupt him, guy, that
the thing that happened. Just put on them the soundtrack, dude,
and then slowly do the yawn move with your arm
that has held me. I really watched it two months

(56:56):
ago and I was like, oh my god, that really
really really like accept the happy ending part, but the
rest of the movie is like really what happened? But
she had like the losing a member of the family part,
and I was like emotionally available, but a little damage
in some other way like and that like that's the

(57:19):
thing like took us apart. But how long have you
been single? Uh? Seven months? Okay, Well, first of all,
it's been COVID and it's been seven months, so you
gotta give yourself some excuses. It's been very hard for
any single person to get out there and meet people.
But um, you know, my first advice is just give
yourself lots of opportunities, because you can't just like have

(57:40):
one opportunity to to flirt with a woman and then
a week or something and then and then it works
or it doesn't work, and then you're kind of you know,
you need lots of chances, So you have to have
to put yourself out there. Are you on dating apps
and stuff like that? Not at the moment, because I'm
an English teacher, so there are like some students in
the apps too, So I don't want like, well, that's

(58:02):
not fair though, that's I don't I don't don't. I
don'tn't think you should block yourself from the opportunity to
meet someone because I'm sure there's plenty of teachers on
the American apps. I'm not saying step to your students.
I'm just saying, you know, of course, don't hit on
your students. You sound like you're smart enough to not
to know that. But I'm saying, like, you know, I
don't think that should preclude you from allowing to participate
in in the way that most young people are dating.

(58:24):
These days, that's not fair to yourself. Okay, Yeah, And
then I think when you do meet someone, Donald's right,
I think you want to. I think people like mystery.
They don't want to like I think if you might
be getting friend zoned, if you're just like always available
and always accessible and always texting right back and always
like the buddy who's available. You know, even if you
have to play a little bit of a game, it's
a gentle game, and that people like like there to

(58:45):
be a game. They like there to be a little
bit of a challenge, they like there to be mystery,
and and and I do think you do. It's it's
like it's like fishing a bit. You gotta like throw
it out and then reel in a little bit and
then let it go and then reel it in a
little bit, right Donalds? That A no, No, I love that.
I love that you that that you agreed with me,
because I think, you know, my wife played that game

(59:08):
to a t on like she worked me like you know,
she played me like a fiddle and made it so
it was like I would be like I like you,
and she'd be like I like you too, But not
right now, we can't do this right now, maybe next time.
I made him want her more, and it was like, okay, well,

(59:30):
I know she likes me. Next time I see her,
I'm gonna go harder. And she'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
calm down, calm down. But maybe next time I see you,
it's gonna work. You know, um and you know. And
that went on for about a year where every time
I saw her, I pushed up and she told me no, no, no, no, no,

(59:52):
now's not the right time. I'm I'm working. But next
time I see you, I'm sure it'll be the right time.
And it just worked and kept him thinking about her
all the time. Now she calls me daddy. The thing is,
oh wow, we went there. I love Hey. Another thing,

(01:00:13):
Salvador is use your strengths. You are are Your English
is incredible, You're fully bilingual. You have a great job.
I mean, I think you can. You can find a
way to to accentuate things that are special and unique
about you. Um, you know, not a lot of people,
I mean not a lot of people are are are

(01:00:34):
fully bilingual like you are. I think that's a really
cool thing. I don't know exactly how you use it
for your best advantage. But but you know, and take
what's good about, what you feel confident about in yourself,
your interests, um things that you're good at, things you
love doing and and and and use those. So for me,
I I love the theater. So when I was dating,
and in fact in my first dates with Florence too,

(01:00:56):
I would take her to the theater because it was
my happy place. It's what I love so much. I
wanted to share something I loved so much with someone
I really was was crazy about and then we connected
over that, and then we had someone and then you
go out for a drink after and you have so
much to talk about. So find what that kind of
thing is for you, where you feel you're most confident
and your most ability to talk about it and be

(01:01:17):
passionate about it. And I think passion in that way
really lights people up. The It's attractive to watch someone
so excitedly talk about something that they're interested in. Also,
at the end of the day, dude, you're a handsome guy.
You got a full head, you got a full head
of hair, like you know, you know, you got a
great smile. Go for yours, man, Be confident, don't don't

(01:01:41):
it's seven months in COVID. Just remember that, you know,
easy on yourself and and just put on Garden State
and Fails DVD also remembered the Titans. But that's not
that's not a good courtship movie. We don't, no, no, no,
what are you talking about. It's a good gay courtship movie.
If you're a gay guy. Wait a second, do you

(01:02:02):
want to do? You want to do? You want to
snuggle and watch Ryan Gosling's abs? Ryan Gosling, Ryan godslu
doesn't show his abs. Isn't there a locker room scene
where he's certain? No, I'm oh, yes, there you go.
Now you remember I don't appreciate. I want you all

(01:02:22):
to know. Ryan Gosling was a liability for the team. Okay,
let's just put that out there. It was a liability
for the team. Could snail right? And I stepped in
and say, you're still you're still harping on this. There's
such addition in Mexico that every Super Bowl Sunday, uh
two or three networks TV like they put remember the

(01:02:44):
tight ends before the game. And that's what's that. I
watch it even though I know the dialogues, I know,
like all of that is like, it's amazing. Donald's um,
the Donald, the guy who dubbs Donald. Does he sound
anything like Donald? I don't watch was in Spanish. Oh
of course you don't. I would be so pissed off
if the dude was like that happened. Yeah, by the way, there,

(01:03:13):
there's definitely it's a funny thing, like because I've traveled,
especially when Scrubs was on all the time, and when
I traveled and would see it dubbed, and I would
laugh so much at how different the voices were from us. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like and sometimes that they adopt the jokes to Spanish,
Latin American Spanish that is not the same as Spain
Spanish not like and it's like, oh, they try so

(01:03:37):
hard to make the joke, and then when you listen
in English, like even with Spanish stuff that I was like, oh, yeah,
it's better. Yeah, I'm sure, but only a few people
like with your with your ability, skillet, your your skillet
and languages can have that luxury. Um, all right, I
think we did it. You're welcome, Salvador Um. Please let
Jaelle know how it goes. Send send Jaelle a picture

(01:03:59):
of you and your gorgeous new girlfriend when you find her,
and uh, we'll be happy to to be to give
you some some pats on the gotta look like Bruno
mars Bro. Does anybody ever tell you that? No, can
never Okay, okay, Yeah. I think you should feel confident
you're gonna do very well with the ladies once and
the world's opening, so you'll be able to get back
out there or you can stay under the end because

(01:04:21):
I think we did it. Donald, we did the show. Yeah, Joel,
do you feel like we did it? Daniel? Anything to
say it was great sounds good to me. I apologize
for the high pitched wine if it's there. Yeah, if
you hear the high pitched wine on blame Daniel, um
can slide into He had an hour and eleven minutes
to figure it out, and he every little bay. Hey,
at least I watched solos. Yes, oh, let's end on

(01:04:44):
that you're directing. You're directing was excellent. I thought it
was an excellent episode. It's an it's it's an anthology,
so I have to watch the rest of them. Um.
But I thought what you put together with what was
a lot of emotional range to go through in thirty minutes.
I thought it was great. Thank you. So he had

(01:05:05):
the great Anne Hathaway. It pretty easy when you got
the great Anne Hathaway to doing your stuff. And she
is one very talented actress and absolutely, dude, are you
kidding me? Yes? Yes, she won an oscar from She
won an oscar from a trailer. The trailer won her
the oscar for lem Man. The fucking trailer. Also the

(01:05:25):
fact that he never cuts off of her face as
she sings that solo and the trail that's getting goose
bumps on my legs thinking about it. Yeah, that was
the trailer. She won an oscar from the Like you
saw that shit and you were like, well, she's gonna
win that ship, this ship for sure. She's extraordinary. And
when you when, if and when you ever do watch solos, uh,
it's sort of a masterclass. Um because she's playing well,

(01:05:48):
I don't want to get spoilers, but you'll see she
does a lot. She's fucking amazing. Um, Salvador, thank you
so much. We will be back next time with more
fun and laughter. We care about you, we love you.
Stay safe and kind of him late stories about sure,
we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and

(01:06:09):
the Canada who loved me. I said, he's the stories
never should know. So gather around you. Here are gather
around you, here are s free, watch your winds and
then no, mm hmmm