513: My Five Stages

On this week's episode, J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, who is declining in health. In the real world, On this week's episode, we're all a bit shaken by the familiarity and impact of this week's episode.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, Donald, how are you, my friend? I'm trying to
hydrate myself, buddy, I see your back on the very
respectable giant water jug train. I fell off a little bit.
I have to admit a New York City, I've gotten
very naughty with my water intake. Have you gotten naughty
with your workouting? No? And I'm certainly honest diligent in
Los Angeles where there's almost nothing to do except go

(00:24):
to work and exercise and go on a hike. But
here there's a lot more stimuli. But I have been
going three times a week, Donald, Phazon, how was your weekend?
My weekend was great. It was Rocco's birthday this weekend.
Oh yes, I saw the sweetest picture that Casey posted
of Wilder hugging him. Yes, she was, you know, whenever

(00:44):
there's a camera out. Oh, she just runs to the camera.
Was very ready to to pose for it, especially when
it's with her brother on his birthday. She's very loving,
you know what I mean, towards him. It's such a
great picture. He had what you guys do for the birthday.
I saw there was some He loves basketball. That's his jam. Yeah,

(01:05):
he plays He plays soccer and basketball. That's his that's
his thing right now. And uh for his birthday, it
fell on the same day as his basketball class does.
So we hired a man to come in and teach
a group of his friends how to play basketball together
during pandemic. Yeah right, And it's the guy that taught

(01:27):
me how to play. Well, he didn't teach me how
to play basketball, but he taught me how to become
a better basketball player. And I was in the NBA
Entertainment League with a bunch of people that have been
on the show actually, like Tom Kavanaugh and uh anyway
and Bill Lawrence. Anyway. I averaged like six points a
game in the league. And then I went to this
guy and trained with him for summer, and at the

(01:47):
end of the summer, I was and at the end
of the year, by the end of the league, I
was MVP of the league. I got every guy league
and we went and we went to the finals and
the team was like me, James your uh Adam McKay
who never showed up by the way, Uh, well, he

(02:09):
was probably working on all of his scripts. And look
how that's turned out. For no doubt. Terry Crews, who
else was on a team A lot of good people.
We don't need a lot. Well, there was one really
famous person on the team and I'm forgetting his name
because I because he had Will Farrell was on the team.
Uh yeah, And we went to the finals. And speaking
of Will Farrell, I have become friend. I have a

(02:32):
new sort of friend I'm excited about. I don't want
to get jealous. See this is the funk I'm talking about.
It's not Farrell. It's not going out way too much.
You're going out way too much, man, because you had
all these new friends, all of them. No. I was
at the beach and it's the it's a few times
I've hung out with Chad Smith, who's the drummer from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers that exactly like Will Farrell.
Have you ever seen him? Donald? They do look exactly

(02:55):
like they look exactly like well, they don't look exactly
like they do. Did you ever see the bit they
did on Jimmy Fall? Yeah? I did. It's pretty funny
by the way. They did it so well that I
was like, wait, can Will fucking really play? And and
it was it was it was it was quest Love
playing and Will was just um, you know, pantomiming right.
But if your listeners, if you've never seen this, go look.

(03:16):
It's so funny because Chad Smith, the drum from Chili Peppers,
and Will Farrell look a lot alike, I guess. Like
people say I looked like Dack Shephard, I guess. But anyway,
they look more like than me and Daks do. And
they did a funny bit on Jimmy Fallon where they
were gonna have a drum off and like you know,
Chad did some crazy beat and then it was Will's turn,
and Will did a pretty darn good job selling the

(03:37):
fakeness because it's actually quest level over at the side
playing and it was funny. Anyway. He's the sweetest, coolest,
most humble, awesome guy. I've hung out with him a
few times and I saw him. I was at the
beach this weekend and I saw him. That's great. So
we played basketball, um and you know, Rocco, I'm gonna
tell you something right now. He really does like the sport.
He likes it so much that we made like that

(03:59):
we crashed his birth his basketball class and I had
a and throw a party, like an impromptu party with
his friends. His his team brought them jerseys and everything,
and they got to play four on four scrimmage with
a referee and everything. So it was really funny. Yeah,
that's good. You're good dad. Hey, you know what, you know?

(04:19):
You know what? Well, you know what. I got a
great mom. Yeah, let's put it that way. I got
a great wife who's a great mom. Yeah, let's play
her song. You don't don't go get it. We're just
gonna play her song. She's not here, but we'll play
it anywhere. You just play this song here. It is Casey,
come down here, don't tell me what to do. And

(04:44):
that's what it is. What a bop, great song, What
a bop great song. I was sitting with Charlotte Lawrence
this weekend. Um, she looks like her mom. Dude, holee shit,
he cut her hair short. Yeah, she looks like her mom. Okay, anyway,
it was cute. She was writing the song and she was,
you know, sitting there strumming. And and then you know,

(05:07):
as we all know, I'm a really good jingle writer.
We've learned that here, right, because I just wrote that
boss that you heard just now. So I was like,
I never really have all those singers, I know, I've
never really sat with someone and was like, oh, but
what if it was I but you know, like suggesting
a note and she was like, oh, that's good. And
then she started playing. I was like, oh shit, I'm
getting a co write on this song. And then she's like,

(05:28):
she's like, write a lyric. She was now, we need
a lyric for this section. And I'm like, well, can
it be a little bit funny because I know the
song is like a heartbreak story, but wouldn't be funny
if you then sang this. She goes, that's hilarious. Yes,
it could be funny. So then my lyric made it
in and I said, we're going to the Grammy's Girl.
I don't know, I'm gonna play triangle on stage. I
don't know what you already got trying to got out here.

(05:49):
He already got the Grammy, he already got. That's the
only one I got. That's the only one I got. Yeah. Wait,
let me ask you a question. Charlotte Lawrence is in
New York too. Charlotte Lawrence is out at the beach,
yeah for for a couple of weeks with her with
her bow. This is bullshit. You guys are all hanging
out to come here. I can't. I have a wife

(06:09):
and kids. I can't abandon them. I can't just I
can't just jump up. I have responsibilities, responsibilities that I
must take care of. Zach Brown, adult child that should
be made to do way more than the adult. My
adult child is at her boyfriend's house, probably getting freaking
tossed all over the place by him right now. Oh yeah, wow, yes, yes, whoa, Yes,

(06:34):
I don't know what to do with that. I don't
know what to do with that either, but it's probably true.
You're not cutting it out because it's so cringe. I
want the audience to feel the level of cringe. It's
the worst. It's the worst fucking thing that Like every
time she's like, I'm going to my boyfriend's house for
the weekend, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna kill this guy.
I love him, but I want to kill him, all right, Well,

(06:55):
because I know what they're doing. I know what they're doing.
I want to subletted my apartment to a woman. And
when I came back, they were did I tell this
story abody? No? I think I may have. There were
handprints all over the wall around my bed, like there
was no I mean, like the wall back, and it

(07:15):
looked like, well a lot of sex had been had
in in my bed because there's so many hand positions
had been used to brace oneself along and around the bed.
Were a big hand to little hands. They were I
think they were female hands. Okay, you're anyway back to

(07:36):
my original point, right, I think that, And I'm sorry
to get into your business because you obviously have a
well oiled machine over there. But it's my personal view
that you're adult child since she lives with you. Absolutely not,
let me finish. There's no way that what you're saying
cannot happen. I don't give a shit if she's an adult,
she's never raised a kid. She does have young uhs

(08:00):
and stuff like that, but absolutely not. There's way to
handle a weekend of babysitting, is what you're saying. I'm
sure she could handle a weekend of babysitting, but I
don't know. I don't listen, man. If no, it has
to be all right, all right, there has to be
a better way. I love you, I love her. I
tried to help and you did not. Zach love you. Okay,

(08:21):
all right, should get into the show. It's a very,
very weird episode. I would love to get into this show. Okay,
do you want to start it? Or do you want
me to start it? Because you've been doing it a
lot lately. You've been going like you've been jumping in
front of me and just going five, six, seven, eight.
Wait wait, wait, baby, baby, baby, I want to hear this.

(08:42):
I want to alternate. Do you want to alternate? We
could compromise. Let's let's alternate. Okay, let's get let's get down.
You want to you want to five, I'll say six, Okay, cool, No,
I'm gonna I'm gonna start the tempo six about shore
we made about a bunch of domes and nurses said,

(09:08):
He's a story. Never so yeado around you? Here are
yadoo around you? Here, You're stoopy. You're so stoopy. You've
been in New York from a while. Listen to you.

(09:29):
You're so stoopy. Yeah, you hear that on the street
a lot. You're so stoopid. Welcome to New York. It's
been waiting for you. I love it here. It is
fun here. I gotta say yeah. In New York, concrete
jungles where dreams I'm made of, and Broadway is supposed

(09:53):
to open on September second. You gotta have a vaccination card? Mmm,
I'm gonna eat how the I used to have shirts
where you could like there was like a pocket, like
a seat through pocket on don't. I don't know what
that was for. We were seen that. But I'm gonna
put my vaccination in my little seat through like the
kids who fly when the when when they're when they're
young and they have pouch hanging around their neck. Yes,

(10:14):
that's what I'm gonna be doing. What do you think
is the most broadway Ish show ever? What do you
mean like spoof of Broadway? Like if you're gonna say
that's very Broadway, what show would you say? There's only
there's a few of them for me. But one chorus
line nailed nailed it, dude, nailed it. Nailed this line,

(10:37):
the reasoning and course line isn't like a isn't like
a traditional like Hello Dolly, old school musical. A chorus line.
I just say, because it's about Broadway, and it's and
it's it's got a lot of dance in it, and
it's about people auditioning that that's just also my father.
It was my father's favorite. He saw it was literally like,
not such a great show, dude. Yeah, no matter how

(10:58):
you do it, if you have the right amount of
dancers and the that are good, and the and the
lead cast is good. Oh, it's a series of amongst
the musical musical monologues too, right, it's a series of
like these stars get a chance to sing, to blow
you away with their voice and then dance. But they're

(11:19):
and they're and they're auditioning for the chorus. They're not
even auditioning for the leads. They're auditioning for the chorus.
Don't watch the movie though, because my father was so
upset by how bad that movie was. He couldn't get
over it. He didn't like Michael Douglas in the movie.
He loved Michael Douglas. The American President was one of
his favorite movies. He was a Michael Douglas fan. But
that show was so special to him. The movie got

(11:40):
him all riled up. All right, so listen, I of
course would not play a Mexican apple thief today. Okay, yeah,
but um but I JD, why is Jad participating in
their four players? JD got kink in the man. I
think I think he must have a little I think, Yeah,

(12:00):
he got kind of like that guy we had on
the show, Lets his wife go bang his friend. Yeah,
he got a little kink in him because this isn't
the first time that he's done this. Why why is
he sitting in the room watching them role play? He
sticks around for it a lot. This isn't the first
time he did it with her last boyfriend too. But
for what reason does he possibly possibly want to watch

(12:22):
them hook up? He's weird. Yeah, he's got a little
kink in him. He might have a little of that
um cuckole? Is that what you said? It was cuckol?
He like he might they might wow. Yeah, I like
the feel bad for him though. I felt bad for him.
He's sitting there, he's gotten he's gotten no girlfriend. He's
sitting there watching his girlfriend hook up with a Kendall Travis. Yeah,

(12:48):
with his dynamite ariolas. Yeah, you think you're better than me,
Keith with your rock card abs and dynamite ariolas. This
is going to stick for the season. I have a
feeling you're gonna say it might be one of the
funniest lines I've ever improper. I just wanted the world
to know what made you say dynamite ariolas dynamite. I

(13:11):
just used be kept as a funny adjective that that
that JD used. I just thought that saying dynamite was
funny and I just decided it was as an adjective.
JD liked, he said it a lot. How would how
would j J from Good Times say that line? And
you're dynamite and you're and you're dynom ariolas right? Remember

(13:40):
that I can appearance. I mean, I'm not faulted him,
might get the hustle, but the appearance was one fee.
Saying dynamite was a lot more. That was way more. Yeah.
We were like, we can't afford dynamite, but will you
come on the show? Right? He can't on a couple
of times. Yeah, he was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
So Michael, we should mention Michael Learned plays missus Wilke.

(14:01):
I've never heard of a woman with the name Michael
before I met Michael Learned. Um, but she's just a
wonderful actress. And Michael, that sounds like somebody else that
I know. Actually, are you sure about that? Yeah, Joel
can double check. I looked to I I know that
her name she was on. I think she was on
the Waltons. Was that the famous show she was on?
She was on a famous series. Yeah, you're right. It

(14:24):
is Michael Learned who was the other one. There's another
Michael Learned. I did. Uh, you're thinking of Michael Lerman,
who was my friend the first No, no, yeah, that's
what I'm thinking. And he first, he's all the big
Bond movies now and he's a bit big fancy first
assistant director. Right, Um, that's not him playing Missus Wilke.
I know two years young. Wow, Okay, and Mike was

(14:45):
on you know who I'm thinking of. I'm sorry, I'm
thinking of Michael Lerner, not Michael Learned. Sorry, Jowell. Will
you look up if Michael Learner was ever on Scrubs?
I know he's been so many amazing things. I will
he he's a very very funny character actor. Yeah, very
good dramatic actor too, very can be very stern. Yes,

(15:06):
we have the great and we have the great Dave
Fully of course as our guest star. A very abrasive character. Yes,
I hate passive aggressive people like that. Yeah, and he
kind of ticked me off, like I could understand why
Cox wanted to beat his ass. I hated him too.
I guess the idea in the writer's room was what
if a grief counselor was really abrasive and annoying. That

(15:31):
seems to have been the angle. But man, it's a
od episode. There's not a lot of plot, all right,
so well there's no The plot is that she's dying,
and also because Cabbage killed her. By the way, that's
never discussed. Cabbage is a murderer. Yeah, yes, well accidental murderer.
Yeah right, that's that. What's that? Accidental murderer? That not song?
Don't don't think how many people could be accidental or

(15:54):
murderers these days. I'm just trying to say that Cabbage
doesn't realize that he is the reason. All he did
was give her love. He touched her and gave her love.
But he didn't know he was carrying that virus, the
very virus that killed her. It couldn't be more apropos
for the world we're living in. But it Cabbage never knows.
I'm no, because he's gone. But he does come back,

(16:16):
doesn't He work in the coffee shop when that opens?
Maybe coffee probably, Yeah, he's really good at making coffee. Yeah,
but I wonder if anyone was like, hey, dude, I'm
glad you found a new job and you're not a
doctor anymore, But um, do you know that you killed
you motherfucker. I'm surprised Cox doesn't kick his ass for it.
But nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows, but nobody knows Zach.

(16:39):
Nobody knows Zach. The only the only we the audience know. Yeah.
So when, um, so there's stand we built, we put
a beach on the roof because we're very sweet and
we want to give her a moment at the beach.
I don't know who brought all that beat sand up
to the roof. That was a lot of work for somebody,
I mean, in real life and in the show. I'm

(17:00):
sorry for who had to carry up all that sand
to the roof. Probably maybe they maybe they craned it
up or something, because that's just okay. So first of all, okay,
two things that this whole episode has a lot of
If all of that sand would have fallen into Ted's office,

(17:22):
the sand to make that sand castle would have fallen
into Ted's office, he would have been dead from suffocate there.
He would have been buried alive like a tomb from
the Egyptians. It wouldn't have been. The sand is not
kept track of well, okay, because there's a certain amount
on the roof to make a small beach. Right now,
we're to understand that that all falls into Ted's office
and nearly kills him, and he's not able to answer

(17:44):
the radio DJ right, played by Mike Schwartz. By the way,
right Schwartz, hedn't recognized Mike's voice. No, it's Mike's voice, who,
as you guys know, plays the uh the delivery lonely
delivery man. What's his character's name? I forgot shit? Um?
Lloyd Lloyd, thank you? And he likes he likes speed metal. Um.

(18:07):
So then we see this is what joke we've mentioned
before that the most unrealistic thing that ever happens in
the in nine years of Scrubs is that the janitor
builds a livabool sand castle in the in the parking lot. Right,
forget the livabool sand castle. Let's just talk about how
Ted would have been buried alive like he was Toots

(18:28):
in Common or some shit like that, in his office.
If that would happen, that's the first one second one
in the car with the three tap technique. That way
too fast, I know, but that's bullshit, dude, that's way
too much soda. What is it as a beer or soda?
It's root beer. That's way too much root beer to
come out of the freaking It was like, it was like,

(18:51):
you come on, man, it was I love that gag.
And I remember shooting that gag and I remember thinking
we're going to ruin the inside of this beautiful old Porsche.
I assume they just got like something that barely moved
that we could just wreck. But still still I felt
bad for that little adorable car. The body is what
all you need. That gag was done great right. I

(19:12):
had a tube going up my sleeve to the that
went inside the can, and I just remember thinking on
the day, how fucking funny it was. And then I
turned to him and I go, um, the quickest one
house to take ELM. I can't even believe that Cox.

(19:33):
I mean, I know we're bonding quote unquote over our
love of missus Wilke, but and JD, that's that was funny.
When I'm like, darn scooters got out of my way,
sea bear like and I'm trying to try to act
like my scooter doesn't work. But then the idea that
he's so quickly like, I'll give you a ride home.
I guess he just wants to talk about missus Wilk

(19:53):
or something. Otherwise, why would he ever invite me in
his Well, when the show starts off, you know that
you're in for a sad episode. It sets the tone
right away, like you know for a fact, this isn't
going to be a lot of jokes. This is going
to be so long to a character that we've invested
in for like four or five episodes of the season
so far, you know what I mean. But I mean,
let's talk about the plot of this episode. She's dying, okay,

(20:16):
Ted needs leverage. Janitor de Janitor sort of serves as
Ted's lawyer and clearly knows more about law than Ted,
right right, And the c story is Elliott and her
booty call. Elliott doesn't realize that she's falling for Keith
right now, what is your storyline? Your storyline makes no

(20:36):
sense all of a sudden, You've got a Pimpkine. Why
even Pimpkine Because I'm just trying to be Billy Dee Williams.
I'm trying to help the boy out, Like, I don't
understand what you explained to me. What the hell Turk
was doing this episode? Turk, So, Carlo's trying to help
out Elliott, right, But Turk sees it as if I
can turn the tables, I can order booty calls whenever

(20:58):
I want them, right, So what he does is he
helps out Keith. So the call that's supposed to go
to Keith that night doesn't make it through. Why you
are you involved with that? I don't think I am,
But I am involved with keeping the keeping it going,
you know what I mean? So that Turk can because
once that happens, Turk realizes he could be like, Carla,

(21:20):
why don't you come into the room real quick? And
that's never gonna happen though your relationship, right, But of
course not. But he feels like, if if Elliot's in
this situation, Carla's got to be in this situation at
least find a way out of it. I missed this
whole thing, Joe, Well, what do you do you understand
this at all? All of a sudden, it doesn't make
any sense. I was like, I was like, maybe the

(21:41):
scene got cut out. Why does Donald have a pimpcne?
And I think someone was like, I Donald can do
a good Billy D. Let's throw it in there. No, well,
that's not Donald doing Billy D. That's Turt doing Billy D.
I don't do Billy D Williams at all. Man, I
love the man so much. I do a horrible Billy
D William Jackson uh impersonation. But that's Turk's Billy. I'm

(22:02):
not taking right. I think I play. I thought it
was pretty good. I just didn't understand it at all. Yeah,
so I watched Dave. Dude, do you like it? It's good,
it's you know, it's not Ted Lasso. Not it's Ted Lasso.
But it's good, you know. Next next, next is Atlanta.
That's the next one. But I watched Dave. I was wrong,
But you did? You are? You like you watch all
the days? I watched all the way up until after Korea.

(22:27):
Uh oh yeah, yeah, so the new season? Watch watch
all of the first season. He watched the episode You're right,
it is bizarre. It's like really weird, like it's uh
it's an episode with Benny Blanco where they're like basically
hooking up that was hilarious. I don't think you've seen
that one yet though, that's later in the season. Oh yeah,
you gotta. I if you watched No Other Ones, watch

(22:48):
episode three of season two, it's that's the next one, Chuck,
you watch on And actually, the other one that's great
is when he goes to Rick Rubin's house. That one
was really good. Okay, it's just interesting to watch his arm.
But I just thought, because it's about rap in the
rap world, I thought you'd like. The other thing that's
really cool about it, and you mentioned this because you
texted me, was is that this guy is a gentleman
who plays Gaeta. He's the best part of the show.

(23:11):
He's an incredible When you look at what his name is,
he it's well, I know, he's the real guy. He's
like Dave's real or a little Dickie's real friend and
his real like hype man. But it turns out he
puts him in the show. He's like an incredible actor,
like the guy should be nominated for awards. He's incredible. Yeah,
it's it's raw. It doesn't feel fake at all. You

(23:31):
know what I mean at all? But I mean that
episode dealing with his mental illness. Yeah, oh my god,
it was like you couldn't have there. There isn't another
actor that could have done. I mean, I don't know
if it's the gentleman's real story or what, but no,
but he he hits it is his real story. Yeah,
he's by Bowler and he hits the beach struggle. He
hits beach really well, man like, like you know, it's

(23:52):
it's very clear that he and I don't know if
he's not an actor and this is his first time
doing it, he's rookie of the year in my eyes
because that dude freaking plays that character very very very well,
even if he's playing himself. His name is Deviante a
ka Gada Ganter. Yeah he does. He's very good on
the Showman. If you don't watch Dave there just I

(24:13):
know they're all great actors, but I'm just amazed that
when I was watching that guy geta act and I'm like,
how have I never seen this actor before? He's fucking incredible.
He lights up the screen. He can do comedy is drama.
Brought me to tears. Then I read up like, no,
he's not an actor. He's really in Dave's you know group,
of posse whatever you call it, right, They're all good.

(24:35):
The girls are great too, Yeah, Asian girl, she's great. Yep,
Christine co all right, watch Dave, everybody all right? Cocoon
I JD tries to describe what death is like, and
um he describes. He describes the ending of Kakoon. Yeah,
did you kon? We should probably see cocoon like cocoon?

(24:58):
When I was a kid? Are you kids see Kun?
The returning? So? I think I stopped at cocoon one?
Cocoon will return is just as good. Cocoon and cocoon one.
How many cocoons are there? Cocoon one and cocun two.
He's like saying, cocoon, cocoon. Steve Gutenberg, how does someone
go from being Steve Gutenberg? I mean, where is Steve Gutenberg?

(25:20):
How is his career should not be over? It makes sense?
This is what I don't understand. Steve Guttenberg at one
time was the biggest star, the biggest star every movie,
but he wasn't considered the biggest star. That was the thing.
Like Steve Gutenberg was the biggest star when he did
Three Men in a Little Lady or Three Men in
a Baby Tom Selk still trumped him, even though Steve

(25:40):
Gutenberg at the time was the hot you know Police
Academy dude and everything. Well, when we were kids, he
was a major star, probably because we loved comedy and
Police Academy one was just a masterpiece. So it was two, three,
four or five, six, seven, eight and nineteen and twenty.
How high did it really go? Like I remember like

(26:00):
seven had like jet skis? Do you know the story
of Police Academy? The story is that so a buddy
of mine, a buddy of mine, directed it. He directed,
He was number thirty five directed. He directed one, and
he was married to I think he might eve even
directed the Tom Hanks movie. We were talking about Bachelor Party. Anyway,

(26:22):
his name is Neil. He directed it and he it's
pretty much the story that I'm not completely a hundred
shouldn't sure of this, but it's the story that Eddie
Murphy and um Steve Martin did where they make the
movie by sneaking it and everything like that. He would
sneak onto the Paramount lot at night until he got
busted making this movie or editing this movie one or
the other. But he was editing. It's pretty hard to

(26:45):
sneak onto the lot and make a movie. Right well
anyway he uh or he was taking props or something
like that for the movie. But he directed a lot
of episodes of Clueless. He was married to Amy Heckling. Um,
what's his name, Joelle? Are you looking up for us?
There are eight eight movies of Police Academy. No eight. Now,

(27:06):
if you're gonna, if you're listening and you don't know
where we're talking about, you only really need to watch
one because it was a masterpiece when we were kids.
One of the best movies. I don't think you could
get away with a lot of the things. The guy,
the actor who makes all the crazy sound effects, he
Michael Winslow. Yeah, he was just on America's Got Talent
or something like like, bringing it back doing his effects.

(27:27):
Who wills? Okay, I could be wrong. Neil Israel, that's
who it is, Okay, story by Neil Israel. He did
a good job. Yeah, he didn't direct it. He wrote it.
I thought he directed it. That's weird. Well, you're just
full of misinformation today, I am. So let's cut that
all out, do you remember? No? No, that was all fine. No,
don't cut that out down Um, I have a question. Um,

(27:50):
do you remember the Simpsons episode where Homer joins the
secret society of Stonemasons, right, and they have to sing
the song yep, And one of the lyrics is who
made Guttenberger star? We did? So they locked up. Well,

(28:13):
I don't know if it was really dissing Gutenberg. Is
it dissing Gutenberg? I don't think so. It isn't like
an honor to be on the No, they're doing that.
They controlled everything. I'm gonna name the movies that Gutenberg
was in, since you've sent me down this rabbit hole.
He was he waitait, why don't you do it? After
a quick break, we'll be right back. Nobody cares. After
the breaks act, we will listen. We will also keep

(28:35):
talking about scrubs. We will also read step you'll be
read by yes, and We're bad. Cocoon. Three men in
a police academy, three men in a baby, police Academy, two,
Police Academy, three, Police Academy four, It takes two cocoon.

(29:00):
Do you remember him in Short Circuit? Johnny five is
a lie? I don't remember Steve Gutenberg in the Short Circuit. Well,
he's in one. He's in one, not two. So then
he goes from short circuit to three men in a
Little Lady the Big Green. Sorry, wait, he was three
men in a baby. Then three three minute a baby
came after Police Academy one, so he was like hot

(29:21):
on fire. He went Police Academy one and then three
three minut in a baby. Then he did a bunch
of police academies in between that. Oh this is out
of order. I take this back. Damn man, this is bullshit.
It doesn't matter. Look, no, no, no, because look it
does matter, because I want you. I want you to
I want you to see the streak and why he
was a star. He went Police Academy, Cocoon, short circuit,

(29:45):
three men in a Baby, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Like those were the movies. And then he was also
in He was also in Diner back in nineteen eighty two. Yes,
of course, and his career began with Diner, I believe. Yeah.
And then he returns in Cocoon. The return. You're not
saying it right, Cocoon Coon, Cocoon. All right, let's move
on from Steve Gutenberg. But ladies and gentlemen, see Diner,

(30:09):
see Police Academy one. You don't have to watch two
through eight. See Cocoon, Cocoon, See The Big Green too.
That's a great movie, The Big New It's a kids
movie about him coaching a team and all Alma Texas. Okay,
so Donald, you and Carla go to um uh camping

(30:31):
with your neighbors and you eat squirrel chili. Yeah. So
you know, as most married couples find when they are married,
you don't necessarily want to hang out with your single
friends anymore because they're single and you don't want to
hear about single life styles. Okay, well, so you hang out.
It made me feel very good because I'm I'm in

(30:53):
a relationship now, but for many years I hung out
with you and I was single. Yeah, but you know
we looked endured, me, you taller. Yeah, we understood the
situation and we made a pat between each other that
we were going to allow you into the relationship. Anyway.
Do you have couples that that Casey loves going out

(31:14):
with that you can't stand No, thank goodness, thank goodness.
We have. Sorry, sorry ahead, we have. But we do
have a bunch of friends that are like, we go
out as couples all the time. Like the dudes don't
hang out as dudes, right right, They only hang out

(31:34):
when they're together with the wives. Yeah. Now, um, Turk
tries to be a sport. It turns out these people
aren't really their neighbors. They live in the woods behind
their house. Yes, behind the apartment building that we live
in and which is very very very very dangerous, dude.
And Carla is pissed that you couldn't just suck it

(31:54):
up and eat some squirrel tail. Yes, because she wants
to have legitimate relationship conversations with other relationships. I don't
know why Carla was so down to eat the poorly
made squirrel chili. She didn't want to eat it either,
She said she wanted to go home. Also. No, but
later she says, and we could have hung out with
them again if you could have just eating that squirrel tail.

(32:15):
So listen, I want you to understand something. If I
eat it, if sorry, if Turk eats it, we're all good.
And Carla doesn't have to eat anything. So that's you
know what I mean. Like, it's not that she had
to eat it. She could eat very little. She could
pretend to eat it and be like, I'm watching you know,
I'm watching my weight turk has to eat that ship. Okay,
I got you. So we learned those in some backstory

(32:38):
that Kelso hates bicycles because his father left him on
a bicycle on his not only a bicycle, his bicycle, Yes,
his father. Kelso's father loaded up his son's bicycle and
with all of his suitcases. Yea, with all of his belongings.

(32:59):
He had a reason. I couldn't take the car because
it was in the family name and they be able
to track him down or something something like that, and
he wouldn't be able to leave them forever. Okay. And
then do you notice that he gives his son a handkerchief?
And did you notice the handkerchief is in the dashboard
of his car this many years later. I did not
notice that. You didn't notice that I noticed it. But

(33:21):
then scrubs Wicki mentions it it's a little Easter egg
for those of you that like Easter eggs. You got
that from Wiki man. I swear I always credit Trevor
and his wiki posse. I happen to notice that Wicki
did have a problem with the sand as we are,
because the amount of sand isn't matching up. Also, once
the sandcastle's taken down and the janitor is sitting on

(33:43):
a pile of it, and it saves Ted once he
loses in a game of Chicken to Kelso on his bicycle.
It's not nearly the amount of sand that would be
required to make that sandcastle. Okay, then both part like,
g that's fucked up about this sandcastle is Then at
the end of the episode, we're back on the roof
with the sand again. So did we did we lug
the sand back up? Maybe he didn't get all the

(34:04):
sand off the roof. So you're saying, no, I'm not saying.
I'm not saying. I'm not saying anything. I'm just I'm
just saying Ted was was almost drowned. There's nothing logical
about this at from the beginning. Then you can't follow
the logic. There's no way Bill Bill phone this one.
And I'm sorry. Although it was written by Tad Quill,

(34:27):
who's a very talented writer and I love him, but
this one's got some gaps in it. This is not
This one is not living up to my season five standards.
Oh you didn't like this one? It's okay? What about
when I duct tape prosthetic arms? Yeah, that's my body.
You borrowed prosthetic I borrowed. So I went to a

(34:50):
patient and say, hey, I have to beat my my
colleague in a contest. Can I borrow your prosthetic arms?
And he's like, sure, yeah, but they're not even prosthetic arms,
by the way, they're like manicu with like stuffed animals sleeves.
How would anyone use those as prosthetic arms? What about? What?

(35:12):
What about? What about? When I go Cox, I go,
you should punch him. He goes, I'm gonna punch him,
and I and I take the mannequin hand. I'm like,
I bet his face is sauce. It's so random. What
about the Dorian and Cox clinic in Tallahassee? Is that
where I want to do it? Or was it Jacksonville? Jacksonville?

(35:33):
I don't know why. On my fantasy for our our
our partnership is in Florida. I could have been a spinoff.
That could have been a spine. No, Johnny and I
fucked up. You should have had I spin off. That
would have been our version of Joey. Anyway, Right before
Kelso runs over ted, he screams, why do you leave me? Daddy?

(35:55):
And then the Janitor goes, now, we got leverage. Yeah
and in Ted okay dog anyway? Man like that's the like,
But I feel bad for Ted. Janitor tries to negotiate
for him. Yeah, Ted doesn't know anything about being a lawyer.
He does explaining to him what what leverages. The most
fucked up part of the whole thing is when Kelso

(36:17):
comes into the office and he's like, now that it's
just you and me, let's have a conversation. No, he goes, No,
it's worse. He goes, now, no lawyers, no lawyers. First
of all, Ted must really like the w NBA because
he first bribes them with a w NBA All Stars tickets.
He's like, yes, yeah, right away. We also learned that

(36:40):
Ted works week weekends for for Kelso because all he
ever gets in the end is seven weekends off out
of the year, seventh Sundays off out of the year.
I think it's seven Sunday afternoons off, that is correct.
And he gets a random bust of himself with removable hairpiece. Yes,

(37:05):
and to w NBA All Star tickets. Um. I don't
know why Kelso chose as the gifts to have a
bust made of Ted he knows Ted, He knows that
he could give Ted anything, and Ted's going to be
appreciative because he gives him nothing. Ever, maybe he thought
that Ted was just so insecure in such a basket

(37:28):
case that only only like great men quote unquote have
a have a stone bust of themselves, and maybe he
thought that that would just tickle his ego in the
right place. And then the stone hairpiece. That's the crazy
he got a stone to pay. I just don't understand
the writer's room this week when they were like, Okay,
what are going to be Kelso's offerings? He should get him,

(37:51):
he should he should get him a bust of himself
with a with a removable, removable stone hairpiece. Right, that's
the capita. That's what star. That's like that It opens
up negotiations, right, Yes, Ted's very ted is Ted likes
it at first, but then he really likes it. Yeah.
Um so, okay, we do we JD and Cox are

(38:15):
going through the five stages of grief alongside Wells. We don't.
She's already, she's already at this she's she's made her peace. Yeah.
It's a very it's you know, it's a very emotional episode.
At the end of it. I really wanted Casey to
be watching it with me because she was so invested
in the episode that came right before this. You know,

(38:37):
um and uh and you know, at the end of it,
it was it was sad. It's like it was exactly
what I expected. Like they warned me at the beginning
of the show, Bill and the Cat and the and
the writers warned us at the beginning of the show,
this is going to be a different episode. Yeah, we'll
have comedy in it, but at the end of this episode,

(38:58):
she's not going to be here anymore. We're letting you
know this now. Did you notice that in the cafeteria, Um,
you're you have the same brand of root beer on
your tray? Is the one JD used his three tap
method on. I did not. Again, that is not from Scrubs, Wicky.
I noticed it. Bullshit Easter eggs, baby, bullshit. You don't

(39:19):
pay attention to shit like that. I do, really, I
love I love it when I see little stuff like that.
Do you love it when you see a boom mic
drop in h No, I hate that. But you don't
see that anymore. Do you remember when you used to
see that all the time. You used to see it
all the time. Sometimes it has to do with like
how it's been reframed for television. Yeah, because sometimes you'll
see boom mic like ten times, and it's just because

(39:40):
like somehow when they transferred it, they did it too
wide and like in just a few inches matters, and
all of a sudden you see boom mics in every
fucking shot. Yeah, there weren't a lot of major events
in this episode. They love with Keith's Well, yeah, that's
the that's well, that's the end of the show. Other
than someone pass sing away. Elliott finds love at the

(40:03):
end of the show, and that's that's really cool. She
does a cute little lip bite. You know, I'm a
sucker for a lip bite. Everybody she does one of
these whenever they do the lip bite. Yeah, it's not
an Elysias Silverstone havesy like this, that's the best the
haves the Alysia silver Alicia mastered that, as we know.
Did you ever ask her to do that for you?

(40:23):
Like I should ask her the next time I see
will be like, can you just do the lip bite
one time? I don't know. But she really was the
master of it. But but Elliott gives a little a
variation on it in this episode, which I appreciated. I
love a lip bite, and it's very sweet when Fully
finally comes around and says something kind she was lucky

(40:45):
to have you to his doctors. But I feel like
it's condescending too though, man like, and I know it's not.
It's not meant to be. But his character throughout the
show is so kind of you know, he's that even
it doesn't feel earned, is my I mean, I don't.
I don't want to say it doesn't feel earned. That's
not what I'm saying. No, I guess I am saying
that it doesn't feel earned. Man, it feels like it

(41:07):
feels like there's a butt at the end of that
ship too. Even with you guys going with finally getting
to acceptance and realizing she's gonna that she's leaving, it
still feels like, because of how the characters played throughout
the episode, that he's not really sincere about it. I

(41:28):
didn't think that. I disagree. I thought he was a
dick and I didn't like him. I mean, I was
meant to not like him. He's supposed to be abrasive
and annoying. Um but at the end I thought he
was sincere when he said that. But that's why I think,
that's why I loved it so much. When the car
wax his bike and you know what I mean, but

(41:49):
you know what I mean. But you know, like it's
like even hasn't learned his lesson though he's still taking
people out on bicycle. Good good. There should be a
next episode where Dave Um has left right um, and
the show ends with a beautiful Pearl Jam song the
Long Road. Um. I love me some any Vetter, You're

(42:12):
a big Pearl champion. I love Pearl Jam and I
love Eddie Vetter. I just think he's his voice is
just very special to me. I think he's just a Yeah.
There were a lot of Pearl Jam albums that oh
I loved And your youth is that your youth? And
they got they got some more coming out? Is that
your college years? Pearl Jam? Definitely definitely college college years,

(42:34):
Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam. I do like, I like, you
know what I like nineteen seventy nine. Yeah, justing never
knew the rules. You could play it for you right now.
A lot of the freaks and goals. It's a love
chip like a stone. I love that song. Queen, don't

(43:00):
even Oh you didn't know? I have a snare. All right,
we got a guest, Joelle, we do. All right, We'll
be right back, please, gentlemen with a really fun yes,
and we're back all right. Joelle has curated a genius guest,

(43:25):
as she always does for us. Thank you, Joelle. Here's
a little theme song for our guests. We gotta college games. Allow,
we can talk star shows, you know, like a ballo
smoke some ja maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joelle,
let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up

(43:48):
board Taylor, Bi Taylor, Welcome, Hi, welcome to the program.
Oh my gosh, this is so unreal. Sorry, I just
like me to take Is that a gamer headset you
got on? Are you a gamer? Gal? Um? My husband's

(44:11):
trying to make me become one. She's wearing a gamer headset.
What what games does your husband play? H all of them?
We have in our home about thirteen different gaming systems.
Show you're right up Daniel's alley. Yeah, I'm gonna tell
you something. Every one of the games, if you're gonna
play a game, if there's a game that you really

(44:32):
want to learn. Oh, this can be controversial. The Wild Yeah,
good choice, the Wild, Breath of the Wild, Wild, Breath
of the Wild. Um. I have played Kingdom Hearts Classic.
Good right, it's not the one I'm in um um
as Chicken Little probably Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, I'm

(44:54):
in that game. I'm in that game as Chicken Little, Taylor.
That's right, incredible. I don't think I've made it to
Chicken level yet. I don't. I don't know how to
play the game, but I just know the Chicken Little appears.
All right, go ahead, that's a PlayStation game where it's
a Nintendo game. Thought? Or what other games are you playing? Taylor?
Diablo three? Nice? Nice? Nice. I used to have a Necromancer,

(45:20):
but my husband had to reset everything when he got
the new Xbox, so I lost my Necromancer. Well you
got a new Xbox. You got a new Xbox. How
you got a new Xbox? I said, she's got every
game system all but the PS four or five. Excuse me,
nobody hasn't. Does anybody have a PS five? Joel and
Daniel have them. It's gonna say Joel and Daniels do
I think they talked? I'm sorry, hold on. They dragged

(45:42):
about it on holdad, come on, holda. How the fuck
did you get a PS five? Daniel? I hunted down
the internet like crazy. I was on the websites every
damn day, beating the box every month. How it sounds

(46:05):
like you're saying, hold or hold or hold the door,
hold the doors? Yes, yes, yes? How much did you
pay for your PS five? Retail? Retail? Both with second market?
Come on, all right, listen, Donald, I'm sure you could
get a fucking PS five if you want, you can
do it, not for retail, all right, all right, they're

(46:28):
really hard to get, especially out here, like they're almost
always well, where are you? Where are you? Taylor? Utah? Okay, Utah?
Are you in Salt Lake City, Utah? No, I'm more
I'm a little bit more south. I'm in Provo, Provo, Uta.
Do you like? Where? Do you like where you live?
It's not that are you a snowboarder or skier? I'm neither.

(46:50):
I've been. You tell my whole life and I don't
do either. It feels like a hobby you might want
to pick up. Taylor. It's you're You're living in one
of the most beautiful skiing places. In North America. I know,
but sorry, I fall when standing, so I'm scared of
what happens. All right, Well, welcome to the show. Oh wait,

(47:11):
I have one more question about gaming and you can
all answer. Okay, because I think this is sometimes we
talk about gaming on this show, and I'm just thinking
of the audience. They some of them might go, oh,
I don't game, I'm bored. So if someone were to
be to look for a great game to be their first, like, okay,
I'm going to explore the world of gaming. So not
something that's so incredibly hard and all these other people

(47:33):
are gonna yell at me and call me a nube,
but something that I would really get into and be like, oh,
I can play this at a beginner level. It's beautiful,
this is cool. I might like being a gamer. Zach.
I'm gonna get you a switch man, because I really
think you should play Breath of the Wild. I'm telling
you right now, dude, this game was made for someone

(47:56):
like you who's not necessarily into gaming but is like
curious about, well, what is everybody kind of playing right now?
It's in the format of like what Call of Duty
looks like kind of but it's only on switch. It's
only on switch. It's kind of like it's over it's
not over the shoulder, but it's like a third person
shooter pretty much. But it's an open world. I don't

(48:17):
want to harm anyone. No, well, you you fight goblins
and I'll hurts and then and then and then not
only those poor goblins and their families, what about their
goblin families? But not only that. It has puzzles, like
so many puzzles, brilliant like similar like three D type

(48:37):
Tetris type things like everything is a riddle, Everything is
his stream. That was one of I'm sure that was
one of the things that they want. Well there's a game. Well,
I'm saying this is for beginners because then you can
get major level with it and get like Red Dead
Redemption or Grand Theft art like suggestion. So Daniel's suggestion

(48:57):
is Red Dead Redemption too, Joel uh listen. It depends
on what type of gamer you are. I think Donald's
got you pegged, But if you're just chilling at home,
I stick with a switch because Nintendo games are very
like easer friendly, very old school, but like got into
the new like systems formatting them games. So It's a
nice blend of old school and new school. I like

(49:19):
Animal Crossings. It's the game I recommended from a lot
of people. Love that game. Yes, build a little island
and you're never like the Slim. Yes, it's like baby
Sims with little animals. It's cute and fun, okay, And
I don't have to kill anyone. No, And if your
friends are playing, you can go visit their islands and
bring them. Oh, Donald, can I come over to your island?

(49:39):
Absolutely not? Wow, is my animal allowed to mount Donald's animal?
There is no mounting of any kind? None, if you
if you listen, if that is there are sex patch
I'm gonna say something right now. This would make this
would make good video games if you could be like, Yo,

(50:01):
I'm gonna come visit you, we gonna fuck and then
I'm gonna leave all in the video game. I'm telling
you a video gaming is that? Do you ever play
Leader Suit? Larry in the Lamb of course, In the
Land of the Lounge Lizards best video game ever made.
When I was a kids one the first one I
couldn't believe Larry goes on the Cruise too was dope
that those are Sierra Games Day but some you can play.

(50:27):
You could play Legia, you could play Lesia suit Larry
on your iPhone. It exists, really yeah, the first players,
it's kind of it's kind of like the first one.
But it's all right. Let's come on, let's focus on Taylor. Taylor,
do you have a question for us? I do um
it's a Star Wars question. Oh. By the way, Taylor's

(50:48):
wearing a beautiful blue Fake Doctor's Real Friends tank top,
with which you two could get if if you like
merch at cottonber dot com, you just slick up Fake
Doctor as Real Friends. We have all sorts of gear.
There's everything you can think of. Sorry, good ahead, Taylor,
All good. It's super comp By the way, appreciate the endorsement.

(51:10):
I know there's been a lot of like Star Wars origins,
like we've seen Um solo, we had Um I guess
Luke in a sense and you know Ray all those
What Star Wars origin do you guys want to see next? Wow?
Good question. You asked the right three people because they're
gonna all geek out now. Uh. I want to see

(51:32):
Yoda's origin would be great, but also maybe too much
like the great thing about Yoda is that he's a mystery, right,
so you don't want to learn too much. So how
do you know the group? How do you know the
grou Grogu is in Yoda because his name is Grogu
and maybe it's that it's okay, okay, sorry Timeline, to

(51:54):
be honest, until this moment, I thought Grogu was Yoda. Okay, no,
call him baby Yoda. That's acceptable, That's totally acceptable. But
I think Qui gon Jin as like right before he
becomes a giant master, so he's already so you're talking
on his apprentice. Oh well, we did see that kind
of a little bit, but like before he becomes a master.

(52:17):
So we're going like maybe never becomes a master. He's
a knight in the opening of Okay, okay, okay, but
like fifteen years before we get into Phantom Menace. So
he's got So he does he have does he have
Obi Wana? Does he have Douku? Is Duku still his master? Oh? Yeah,
Duke should definitely be his master because then you get
the cool switch for Douku, like seeing him do the

(52:37):
full flip would be really intriguing. I'm definitely about this. Yeah,
I think that's where I would go because you don't
want to go either that or you're going way back
to origins and that's too much time to explain on
this show. Uh So, yeah, I think that's where I
would go in Baby, all right, your turn, Donald, Who's

(53:01):
your origin story of choice? That's a tough one. Um,
We've seen We've seen all of the main characters origin stories.
You know, we've we've know We've know how Boba Fett's made,
we know how you know, we've seen it all. But
I don't know if it's an origin story. I know
how Darth Vader's made, but I'd like to see everything
that happened in between Episode four and Revenge of the Sith.

(53:29):
So a little tiny bit at the end of Clone
Wars gives you the TV series, right, Well, yeah, you
know that he's you know that he's hunting Jedi and
stuff like that, and you know that he does that
against the rebels, cast and everything like that. But I
would love to see, like we got a little bit
of it in in Rogue one, but I'd love to

(53:49):
see Vader in his prime. That would be grandell Um.
Mine's a little bit more abstract, but I want to
see the origin story for the program manage who built
the Death Star, the person who was ordering all the
little engineers around who were like, okay, so now you
have to go install the toilets. No, no, no. But

(54:09):
I don't mean I don't mean like rogue one style
of like seeing like the plans of the Death Star.
I mean like the person who was like, Okay, we
need thirty trillion tons of steel. What asteroid are we
gonna mind to get thirty trillion tons of steel? Okay,
we need this many copper pipes. It's the most boring
movie ever in the history exactly. It's it's not even comedy. Remember,

(54:34):
and we were talking about Space Janitors. Yes, yes, space
spaces movie for the Death Star. That's what I want
to because effort, I will say this. There was a
show called Detours that George Lucas wrote on with my
buddy Seth Green and everybody over at Stupid Buddy Studios,
and it's never probably will never make the air. It

(54:58):
I mean, I hope it does one day, and I
hope everybody gets to see it. But it has a
lot to do with the behind the scenes of what
happens on the Death Star and how the Death Star
was made, and it follows some of the characters, some
characters that you've never a Star Trek show called Lower
Decks or that's not about is that it's a comedy.

(55:19):
It is a comedy. It's a cartoon comedy. Yes, and
it's about people that work like under like in in
the lower tiers of the ship. Yeah. That's a great premise. Yeah,
that's a great premise. Actually it's kind of like Space
Janitor exactly, like a right, what's the name of the
little rat pet? The job of the hut has silacious crumb? Yeah,
that's mine. I'd like to see his origin story. Why
did you? How did you become job as bitch? Well

(55:43):
that you know those Donalds, Well that's covered in Rebels episodes.
It's not but those creatures are also cooked and eaten
in the Mandalorian, so they're pets. They're not necessarily it's
like that's like asking how did you what's the origin
of my pet dog? I want to see? Okay, Taylor,

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do you have an answer? Um? I think I'd have
to go with Yoda, just because there's so much we
don't know, like not so much that it gets completely ruined,
but enough for us to be like, so that's where
they come from or something like that. Right. It has
the fact that they're so secretive right now now we've
only seen three total in this whole galaxy really makes

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it special. And I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want
that to go away, you know what I mean? All Right,
good one, Taylor, You got everyone all riled up. What's
your next question? Well, my next question actually goes back
to gaming. Um, what was everybody's favorite game system and
the game that went with it? Oh? Wow, Wow, Saga
Genesisaga Genesis. When uh, the Nintendo GameCube came out and

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Bond dropped, that changed everything changed, That changed everything. I
remember being I remember my friends would come over to
my house just to play the fucking video game and
we'd smoke weed and played a game before hours and
hours and hours and after that. Now you have Call

(57:08):
of Duty, you have all of these games that are
very similar to that. But in the beginning, there was
Double O seven And also people don't remember this Star Fox.
My husband is hearing with joy because games. Okay, all right,
what about you, Joel, I'm gonna say PlayStation two was
the first consolet I felt was like for me and

(57:30):
my parents let me put it in my room and
not in the living room, and it had a DVD player,
so like young cinophile Joel got to like really explore
moviesly of whatever my father wanted to watch, which was
like a very new and like wide open experience. And
then they had Final Fantasy ten, which was an action
game that involved magic but had a love story at
its core. Yes, I was done. It was perfect system,

(57:52):
it was perfect um Daniel PlayStation four and Rocket League.
That was the game that I was just like, this
game is so unique and different and it is perfect
for me, and I have not stopped playing it twenty
seven hundred hours later. All right, I am not much
of an adult gamer, as we've discussed, But as a kid,
I remember when the first of all, I had Clico Vision,
which was baller. That is the best. That was the best.

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If you had Callico Vision when you were a kid, man,
you knew you could the games look just like the
fucking arcade. Man, yep, just like the arcade. Collico Vision
was baller to have. And then I remember when the
first NES came out. It came with a robot. Do
you remember this, nor if you've not, you can see
pictures of it. It came with like I think it
was their very first system and it came with like

(58:34):
this little tiny robot that was you were somehow it
was supposed to use with one of the games. Wow, yeah,
google image it. If you're rob Yeah, it'd be a
great thing to have on your shelf. Buy him on
eBay as a as a gaming Hey, good present for
your husband, Taylor, for get him. Find him a rob
on on the eBay because the first system came with

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this thing and I didn't know what the hell he did.
But he was supposed to work, but he didn't, but
he looked cool. Um, there you go. What's what's your answer, Taylor?
Mine would have to be the original PlayStation a spiral game.
Always a part of my heart forever and always love it.
So we got him remastered on the PlayStation four and

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it made me so happy. It's time for Provo Utah's
favorite segment. Donald's which segment is that you know what
it is? It's time too fix your lie, Taylor. You
seem like your life's going great. You're married, you're gaming,

(59:38):
you're live in Provo, Utah. But you don't like to
screaming everything seems great. You got a big smile. I
don't know how what possible help you could mean, but
we're here for you. Well, I need help with my
scrubs tattoo. I can't find a good original idea for
a scrubs tattoo. I got it already. Oh what is it? Yeah?
I got my deafinitely hollows. I got family one, but

(01:00:00):
I need to scrubs one. Wow, this is a very
good question. We've never been asked this, Donald, I got
a great one. Get the X ray No, no, no, no,
well you mean you mean with the scrubs on it.
She might not want like the word scrubs on. No,
don't get scrubs on it. Just get the backwards x
ray on. No, I don't like that's so big though.

(01:00:24):
I don't think I got enough room. Put it on
your back, the whole back, just through your back. Let
me think. Yes, I'm very into Um wow, I've seen
people with the eagling. I've seen eagle tattoos of me
riding Donald and our fists are up like that. Um
oh sorry, yeah, like like that. But um, what are

(01:00:45):
other like? Seminal Joel help us out here? Um, what
are other like seminal moments. You could get the tiki.
You could get the tiki and write no, no, no, no,
I've seen I've seen some the word. It's just like
it was like a heart and then it was just
Carla and Turk, which I obviously loved. Is so cute,

(01:01:08):
classic scrubs. The moment you could get two um like
hands with including the wrist and the brown wrist has
a bracelet on it that says JD and the white
wrist has a bracelet on it that says yes, that's
why I'm matching. Bracelet'sa turk and tod By youthful the
wrist of my life. You're the only one who's ever

(01:01:31):
been inside of me. Wait, Taylor, Taylor out, I just
took out. There's no need to clarify. Oh no, just
let him grow more. E March Day. It's like I
married my best friend, total man Louise. Let's go. My

(01:01:51):
favorite part of the Let's Go is that we just
point to the end of the bead. H let's go.
Let's let's go sing eighteen inches away. Yeah, let's sing.
Let's sing the rest of the song. Let's finish the
rest of the song eighteen inches to the right, let's go.
You can do a chocolate bar and a vanilla bear?
You think? Also, quotes are great if that. Are you

(01:02:14):
looking for images or quotes? I'm good with either or Um.
I just kind of want something that nobody's really thought
of yet, because I've seen like the scrubs, you know,
and the eagle, and I've actually think I've seen a
couple chocolate and vanilla bears. Have you ever seen have
you ever seen frick on a stick with a brick? No?

(01:02:36):
Someone photoshopped me riding an eagle. Um, and I think
if you've added Donald to it, it could be great.
Helps me the two of you. I can't have one
without the other. No, I know, but you know Taylor, Taylor,
thank you, Taylor, thank you so much. Wait, what's the
name of that giant dog dog? Bird? And never ending story?
Are you kill Falco? Okay? Falco or falkor falcor? Okay?

(01:02:59):
So picture like a foul core sized eagle and me
and Donald are riding it? Never story? Yeah? No, you
can make it small, Taylor. I've never seen never ending story.
What I've never seen never ending story? Are you gonna
be all upset of me? Now? No? Because it's you've

(01:03:21):
aged out, so it's not gonna it doesn't hold So
Joel says, it doesn't hold up. I agree with it doesn't.
It does that Ron Howard movie, fantasy movie, Live up.
What's it called? Willow? Yes, Willow is still good? Okay,
Willow is still good? Daniel, do you agree? I don't
think I've actually seen Willow, but I agree. Never any
story doesn't hold up. Yeah, okay Willow for a minute, Yeah, Willow.

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Joel gets very passionate when Willow is a great Willow
is a great? Uh. I mean, there was rumors that
they were going to do a television show for it.
I don't know if that's never gonna happen. But freaking
the movie. H L. Kilmer. I watched a great documentary one.
You know a lot of people, a lot of people
when they come into the world, they have passions, and

(01:04:10):
VAL's was Val Kilmer's was cameras. So his whole life
he always had a video camera type things ever since
he was younger, so super eight cameras. So he has
a warehouse or something like that filled with all types
of footage from his life, like when he did a
play with him Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon, like the

(01:04:30):
three of them were in a play together on Broadway
like shit like that. Like it's it's like, this dude's
lived in an incredible life and all we've seen is
just some of his big hits and stuff like that.
But he's you know, there's a reason why he's so
quirky and everything like that. Where everybody else was out
trying to have a good time, it seemed like this
dude was just solely focused on his craft, very much
like Sean Penn seemed solely focused on his craft, and

(01:04:53):
now he's lost his voice tot to throat cancer and
the documentaries about his whole journey. I'm definitely gonna watch
that my life. Yeah, it's very interesting, man, very interesting.
Um all right, Taylor, you're welcome. So many ideas. You
got some ideas. Like I'm gonna tell you something right now,
I got the perfect one for you. Okay, this is great.

(01:05:14):
Just face, get put my don't put my face on
your face, but put my face like near like on
your cheek, Like no, don't get get my face. Yeah,
but any time anybody sees you, they'll be like, holy shit,
look at your face. Listen anytime, any time, anytime I

(01:05:37):
see someone with the face tattoo, I'm like, note to self,
don't tattoo face. Kilani is the only one who got
it right. No, it's just no way. Hold on, Kilani's
just sexy. Hold on now, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on now. Kailani's just sexy. Sh ain't
get it right. At some point, somebody's gonna be like,
what's that on your face? At some who's Kaylani? I'm sorry? Yeah,

(01:06:06):
or like, don't. I don't think face tattoos are wise.
But maybe I'm just old. I don't know. Yeah, I
don't like face tattoos either. It's like one in a
thousand to look anywhere near good. So I don't think
it's not worth the role of the dice. So Taylor
no face. But I think Taylor on your face, my face,
my face, on your cheek. I don't think your husband.
I don't think your husband will like it. If your

(01:06:27):
husband will love it, your husband will kiss it. He'll
kiss that cheek more than he kisses the other cheek.
I bet you that if you if your husband, if
you came home, you're like, Han, I got a tattoo?
Of Donald Fason on my face. I don't think he'd
like that. He'd love it. He would kiss that cheek
so much. How about just Donald, just Donald's cheek. Get

(01:06:47):
Donald's cheek on your cheek, right, yes, don't you get Donald's.
That's even better. You should take a picture of my
face and then have the tattoo artists match my beard
and mustache perfectly and get that put on your face.

(01:07:08):
Were welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome. Please please tell her,
let us know how that turns out. And uh, that's it.
Thanks for tuning in. Anybody want to say anything? Jowell,
Daniel Donald as always at right now, where we are,
we're jumping up again. I don't know where we'll be
when this airs. I just want everybody to just, you know,

(01:07:32):
be mindful of your neighbors and of your loved ones
and check on them. It seems like we're going backwards
but still moving forwards, and you know, just take care
of each other. That's what I wanted to say. That
at least right where we are, right now, that's how
it feels. You're here, Call your mom, tell your love her,
call your dad, be kind, be loving and um if

(01:07:56):
you are living in Provo, Utah. Maybe learn how to ski?
All right, bye, everybody, five six children. Stories about shore
we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and
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