517: My Chopped Liver

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the most beautiful day in Manhattan. Donald, I
wish you were here strolling Central Park with me. It's
hot as balls in Californni balls sweat balls like sweaty balls.
You step outside. If you're not sweating, you are dehydrated
and you need to see someone because it is that hot.

(00:21):
Your body should be cooling itself off once you step
outside your door in the Los Angeles area, Remember you
know that old standard onum in New York? Why does
it feel so inviting? No? But I do remember. I
like New York in June. How about you, Hi, hummer

(00:47):
Gershwin too. This was an old standard that Billie Holiday
sang and Ellen Louis sang. But I think I sang
it better Ontum in New York. You totally god spells
the thrill of first ninety. I love it. Do you
guys agree that I sing it better than Billy Holliday?
And be honest, I don't want any any gass kissing

(01:08):
nailing it? Oh wow cold. I'm wondering why you've never
heard that song in your walking was better than them.

(01:29):
I'm telling our listeners, if you're ever walking around Manhattan
on a beautiful it's not really autumn yet it's still
seventy degrees out. But it's so pretty today in New York.
But when leaves start to turn and you got your
sweater on and you're feeling yourself and maybe you're holding
the hand of someone you like or love, I want
you to put on Autumn in New York. Joe, Well,

(01:52):
you know that song. It's beautiful. You can choose a
lot of famous singers that sang it. But I think
I agree with you guys that I am the best. WHOA,
I didn't say that, making a cringe face. I know, Well,
was it lady sings the Blues that like the icon?
I don't know, I don't know. I think it's a

(02:14):
little it's a little bit much for me. I can't
go that by your beautiful voice. Let me try it.
Let me try one time. No no, no no, no, no, no,
no no no no. We're good, We're good. God. How
come you're allowed to sing whenever you want? What you're
trying to get into one day or what you're trying
to do? Um, Hey, did you used to go to
Sheep's Meadow when you were in New York? Of course

(02:37):
I used to go there with my high school friends.
We'd stand in a circle and do backflips, sometimes smoke ganja. Yeah,
well it used to be the place. It's funny these guys.
You know. So Sheep's Meadow if you don't know, Manhattan
is a place in Central Park. It's a beautiful open
We just used to call it the meadow. I assume
they used to graze sheep there back in the day. No,

(02:58):
we just called it the meadow. But yeah, well it's
called Sheep's Meadow I assume because they used to graze
sheep there back in the day. You want me to
laugh now, but yes we'll add. You know what I
need Danald for the pad is a solid, believable Donald laugh.
So when he doesn't laugh at me, I can hit
the button and the audience will never know the difference. Anyway,

(03:28):
It's a beautiful spot. People lie out it's here. They
throw frisbees, they they you know, every everyone's in their
bikinis and their speedos, and it's a sexy spot and people,
you know, it's just a great hangout spot and it's
very pretty. Would the Todd love this area? Oh my god,
there were so many banana hammocks I saw today. Gay

(03:50):
men and European men typically stereotypically the two types who
like a speedo. We're out in full force at the
meadow today. The funny thing about a speedo is you're
just like, hey, everybody, this is my cock and just

(04:11):
bigger small. You just gotta not worry about it, you
know what I mean? Like, are more confident about a speedo? Yeah,
because they're not. Really it's not necessary. Look, I don't know,
because and maybe because of what I see in like
the research that I've been doing on the internet speeds

(04:33):
on on on, I've in Google imaging speedos. But I
don't think it's about the I don't think it's about
the banana in the hammock when you're wearing a speedo.
I think I think Todd is just an exception to
the rule. Right, Well, I think Rob is probably well endowed,
but I just was I'm just surprised when I see

(04:55):
men in speedos and they're not like super in shape
or they they don't have a huge package. They're just
like they don't give a fuck. They're just well, what
do you poss with me and my belly and my
tiny peep, Well, what do you prefer? Boxers? Or briefs.
I think it's the same way. What do you prefer
speed on? I wear? I wear me? Oh really, that's no,
I'm saying that's what the I'm saying, that's what the

(05:16):
I wear a thong. I love it and I would
love to see you in a thought. Are there male thongs?
I don't know? Oh yeah, man, Bora didn't make that
shit up. Oh okay, is that what you wear? Daniel? Yeah,
you know what I'm feeling, freaky Daniel, Oh my god,
I would love to wear Can you twitch? Can you
twitch with that? Daniel? No you can't, Okay, Dan, you

(05:38):
can't show cheeks? Well, I mean maybe no. I think
I can show you. What are the limits of twitch?
What are the what are the porn limits of their
certain I think it is a swimsuit. Swimsuit is the limit?
Oh yeah? Something a controversy about women or men who
were twitching from their bathtubs? Yes, hot tub meta the

(05:59):
hot tub twitch men? And it is still a thing
now twitch? What is that? Can you explain? I'm sorry
to open another show about twitch, but what is I
appreciate it and for all the fly don't like, for
you fans, sorry for you so sick of Twitch talk.
I promise is the last time. But I were trying
to get Daniel too. How many did we say? Five thousand?
Ten thousand? I appreciate ten, but really do you? You

(06:21):
plugged by Twitch so much? And I really I'm done.
I'm plugging it. I'm not even playing. We got to
get them, bro, bro, I'm done plugging Daniel and his
and his whole dancing. You guys just want to I
just want to ask Daniel what the what the controversy?
Because everything is so controversial these days. Yeah, what was
the controversy about Twitch and bathtubs? People were streaming from

(06:44):
their hot tubs and just you know, doing kind of
just chatting streams where they were interacting with their audience
and they just happened to be wearing swimsuits and and
why do people why did anyone give a fuck about that?
Because they're haters and they think that the platform is
only for one thing or another. It's really playing game
video games. Oh were they playing games from the hot
sub or just sometimes they were sometimes they were just chatting,

(07:06):
But either way, fall job Donald, Do you know that
there's a job on this planet where you can sit
in the hot tub and play video games in your
bathing suit and people throw money at you, Yes, they do.
They do it a lot where this is Donald and
Donald apply. Absolutely, you ain't even got to apply. You
should to turn the camera on and people will be
I was gonna say, how about this, Monald, Wait, what

(07:29):
would you do? Okay? I would would you do? I
would watch you. I don't give a fuck about twitch.
I watched them five minutes of Danel and digested what
it was. All he did was muck bang. But for you,
if you were in a hot tub, bathing suit playing
video games, I would watch you. Should get into it,
would you really? Yes? I would, And I would would

(07:49):
you pay? Would you throw money? Of course I'd tip you,
especially especially when you're bubble rose above the surface. I
should have like surface, like it should be like our surface.
By the way, that's bubble fantasy. We got to get
ahead of ourselves. But that bubble butt fantasy is the
flutiest show I've ever seen in this whole fucking show. Hilarious.
You're big, you know. I'm laughing when I'm screen shotting

(08:12):
in and sending it to Bill, and I sent it
to you, guys, I was like this show is out
of its mind. Yeah, crazy season. We're back on track,
aren't we. Do you notice? Yes? Season five is the best.
Do you notice that when you walk away you were
trying you were class So I have no button? So
I have no button? Yeah, without further ado, we should
just get into it. We got cha Serrano on the show. Y'all.

(08:33):
I'm six seven. As about show? We made yeado around here,
yeattoo around here? All right, welcome to the show. Everyone one,

(09:00):
Um Shay Serrano, let's bring him in? Uh you know what?
A guest once a year? It again? And man, did
he pick a good episode? This was a great one
there he is. Give it up for say what up? Yeah, Shay,

(09:22):
I know it's gonna be a good episode when it's
one you've selected to come on for because you are
Scrubs aficionado. And I always go into the episode going
if Shaye picked this one, it's probably a good one.
And I think this is one of the hardest. There's
only twenty minute episode. Some of it's summer shorter than others.
Twenty minutes and there's a joke every other sentence. It's

(09:43):
so yeah, Yes, there's not a lot of heart in
this one. This one doesn't that super funny episode. This
one just brings laugh after laugh after laugh. I disagree
with you with that not having heart. It has quite
a bit of heart at the end of the show.
How dare you? Yes, dude, right, there is a bit
of heart. I'm sorry. It wouldn't be an episode of
Scrubs without a little bit of tickle. Hey, back to Shaye,

(10:04):
how are you? Man? What's going on? I am fantastic?
What about y'all? How is life ing? It? Awesome? Life
is what I'm happy to be alive. How about that? Man?
You have so much harrier than the last time I
saw your way, and you've taken quite a bit off,
and you've taken quite a bit of going in opposite directions.

(10:26):
We should talk about we should wait before we get
into moment. Do you guys have to do a sports
check in? Who has a better record this year? San
Antonio Spurs or the New York Knicks? That's the question?
Oh man, you know what. I hate to say it,
but it's gonna be the Knicks. I believe san Antonio
looks looks not so great right now? Did you guys
lose the rosin two? Yeah? We did. Yeah, it's just

(10:50):
it's a fire cell in San Antonio. We're rebuilding. You
lost Patty Mills. Margin Patty Mills hurt a lot, dude,
especially after what he did in the Olympics in New York. Okay, listen, Shay,
you speak more eloquently about Scrubs than any of us

(11:11):
put together. Donald and I have one observation that this
is the funniest season so far. That sounds right. This
is so if you're talking about like the just overall
best season, it's between this one in season three. I
think the just straight up funniest. Yeah, it's gonna be.
It's gonna be season five. It's just every every other

(11:32):
episode is a fucking sledgehammer. It's great, every single one.
I just thought this went to the next level. Shay.
I just thought that, you know, Bill jokes when I
you know, because I texted him, I'm like, bro, why
is there a full sand castle that's not a fantasy
and other shit like that, like, and He's like, I
don't know. We got a little bored. But in getting
a little bored, meaning they wanted to shake it up

(11:54):
a little bit. I think they kicked everything. It's like
when you saturate a picture. It's like they turned everything
up a notch. Yeah, because once you get that far
into a series, season five, everybody knows what everybody is
going to do. Like nobody is auditioning anymore to like
be a big part of the show. Everybody is just

(12:15):
in there. So there's there's like a as a viewer
when you're watching it and it gets at that point,
you're like, oh, everybody seems like super confident right now,
and they're totally fine with doing whatever it is they
want to try to do, and it just becomes like
a really fun viewing experience. And also when we're watching
it by this point, we've we've been with y'all for years,

(12:37):
like literal years, four or five years, you've been in
our lives. We turn it on, we like it's like
a one way friendship, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
it's just it's just a fun show to watch when
we get around here. The reason that I picked this
one though, when we were going through the list, I mean,
there are a couple of different different reasons. If you're
looking through season five, they're just, as we mentioned, big

(12:58):
big episodes in there. You have of you know, miss
Wilkes passes, hardly gets pregnant. Um the big like the
big two episode arc where doctor Cox falls into the depression.
Like there are a bunch of big ones to do.
Some of those like just being a fan of the show,
both the TV show and the podcast. Like when a big,
big episode comes up, I like to just be in

(13:19):
the background and listen to y'all talk about it. You
don't want to just stay out of the way. So
I was trying to find it. I was trying to
find one that allows us to talk about like one
of the things that makes Scrubs great, And this one
popped up. And and the part that I hooked on
was the storyline here with with Carla and doctor Kelso, yeah,
when he when he when she when she becomes a

(13:41):
proxy for him, And I'm like, okay, this is this
is perfect because the show Scrubs is like it's it's
a bunch of different things. It's this affirmation of humanity.
It's a referendum on the like existential toll of working
in medicine. It's a workplace comedy where where a married
couple raises a pumpkin as a child. There's a bunch
of shit going on but one. But one thing that

(14:04):
it like especially is is this sort of this like
master work and intimate relationship building. Like the show is
obviously good when it leans on several of the cast
members at the same time like parts, that part's in there,
but it's exceptional when it takes two people and it
just lets them be those two people together. Like every
good TV show has at least one great duo, but

(14:25):
the very best shows the Office, the Wire Breaking, Bad
Soprano's Madman, Game of Thrones or whatever they have, they
have multiple great duos. And that's where Scrubs sits. I
think Scrubs maybe has the highest number of excellent duos
that we've ever seen, and it stretches across so many things.
The JD character alone, he's in five separate great duos.
It's j D and Turk, JD and Doctor Cox, JD

(14:48):
and Carla, Jady and Elliott and Jad and the Janitor.
And it's like, every time you get those two people
together in a scene, it's awesome to watch. And that
by season five when we get here, anytime you get
just two of them alone, it's fucking great. And Kelso
and Carly here are a perfect example of that. I
agree with you one hundred on that. That and their

(15:09):
relationship tracks all the way from the Sandwich line, you
know what I mean. It tracks so he's always confided.
He only confides in her. As we watched the show,
you know what I mean, that's the one he talks to.
That's how we learn all of these things about Yea,
and so you know, only likes her. Yeah. By the way,

(15:31):
I was watching this morning. I usually watch right before
we record, but today I watched this morning and I
was It's such a great way to start your day.
I was just laughing my ass off first thing in
the morning. And then I had a wave of something
that hasn't happened a ton and then I miss I
really felt true nostalgia today, missing doing this. I mean,

(15:52):
we always watched this and we laugh and you go,
what a time. But I laughed so much in this
episode that I was like, God, you know, especially with
everything that's happening in the world and the apocalypse of Earth,
I was just like, Gosh, going to work every day
and laughing your ass off for nine years, I don't
know they'll ever have a job as good. Because it

(16:14):
was just so and we didn't have a care in
the world. It was all on Bill's shoulders. We just
we just showed up and did our day. We would
riff and we would play around and would be silly,
but it was all you know, the pressure was on
the writers to deliver one one every week for us
to have a jumping off point. And you know, nowadays,

(16:36):
you know, Donald and I are much more involved and like,
oh my god, is it going to happen? Oh will
it come together? Will I get the part? Or will
my movie come together? And this, you know, we're grown
ups now. There's a lot more responsibility and of course
sometimes we just take jobs where we're just an actor
for hire. But I don't know, I had this. I
don't know where it came from this morning, but I
had this reaction like, Wow, what a time, Like I'm

(16:58):
just laughing my ass off with my best friend. And
we knew at this time season five was one of
our highest rated times. We were we were killing it.
And uh, I don't know, I'm rambling, but I know
I agree with wasn't It was a great moment. It
was great to look back at at you know today,

(17:18):
I wrote down in my notes, Wow, the background shining through.
I recognized so many faces, you know what I mean,
from you know, from you know, people that were with
us throughout the whole run to people that you know,
there's faces and the I'm like, I don't even recognize
some of these people. But for the most part, you know,

(17:38):
it's like Rob's girlfriends in this episode, they go on
to be together for a really long time. I don't
know if she had a girl in the bowling Alley,
yeah with the blonde hair. Yeah, I did for a
long time, really really long time, you know what I mean.
And it's like, I just it was. It was very interesting.
I did get nostalgia because this is such a funny
episode and I found myself last thing really really hard,

(18:01):
you know what I mean. We're not gonna get to
all my notes. I know it's a good one. When
I'm like, I write on yellow legal pad and when
I've got like four pages, I'm like, we're not mean
to get to the ship. I basically just wrote down
every line of the show pretty much like to I
just want to. I just I do want to make

(18:21):
sure that we get to this Sausage is huge first
of all, because that made me laugh too. That made
me laugh really hard. And second, I want to make
sure we get to the misdirect that JD is going
through at the end. If we don't, if we if
we we're gonna talk about let's just let's get to
the top of the show. Um. Now, the funny thing
is that j D says a month ago, I shaved

(18:43):
my head, and first of all, he has like six
months of hair. Yeah, yeah, he's a hairy man. And
then someone I mean really, they could have he's a
lie man. Why did the writers not just say five months?
I guess they didn't want to jump that far ahead
or something. Yeah, But on Scrubs Wiki, of course, someone

(19:05):
did the math and they said that, um, the average
person's hair grows a half an inch a month. Well
you are they theorized exception. This is the level of
our fans that someone went love math and they theorized
that I got about five months of growth, not one month.
And it introduces us to the christianas, the Harry Christianas. Yes, now,

(19:28):
I first of all, I've lots of a question aou
the Christians. A little bit of trivia about the Christianas,
say you're gonna love this. They are the same people,
same group of actors that shaved their heads for for Carol,
And this was on Scrubs Wiki. We just recycled them. Yeah,
well obviously they their heads. Like first, I was thinking,

(19:55):
my gosh, in twenty twenty one, would you have to
get real Harry Christnas like, I mean, people might be
like those aren't real Harry Christians. Why would somebody? It's
an acting gig. Dude, you don't need to get real
Harry Christmas for it. Now. I'm just saying, in this
day and age, people who want the real person to
person who I don't know. First of all, I don't
know if Harry Christians are allowed to be in a
bowling alley drinking beer at the end? Are they allowed to? Um?

(20:19):
That was hilarious, dude, that was so funny. Not only that,
but he takes the pencil and the races you're here.
That was Google for accuracy. I mean, I imagine Harry
Christians are probably allowed to bowl, They're allowed to have entertainment.
I don't think they're allowed to pound beers in a
bowling alley. I don't know. I have a question though,

(20:39):
Go ahead. J D thinks the song Mellow Yellow's about
a liver patient. Yeah, that's a really funny bit. Yes,
now I finally know what it's about. How I finally
get what it's about. It's about having a liver problem.
They call me mellow Yellow. You meet Frank who's got

(21:01):
a liver problem, and uh and hold on. Joel wrote
this in the notes. Let's see here. They are vegetarians, yes,
and they renounce use of alcohol and drugs, well, not
on scrubs, on scrubs. That doesn't say they can't bowl,
but on scrubs they pound beers in the bowling out.
Maybe that particular group of Harry Christians had had fallen

(21:23):
off the wagon. Yeah, they're there, were they were, they
were rum Springer. Is that what the rum springers? Yeah,
when the Amish are allowed to go party for a time,
for as long as you want, for as long as
you want. Artist, it's not is it for like as
long it's not like it's not like kid like, as

(21:46):
long as you want. We hope you make it back
to the Maybe they're on Harry christianer rum Springer. I
think the idea is they want you to choose the
Amish lifestyle, and so you go and you're allowed. Oh,
Joel's is around two years. You go on rum Springer around,
it doesn't say two years, it says around. So it

(22:06):
was man, I watched it. Man, I don't watch it.
I don't remember. I watched Rubber Springer. I wish please God, yes,
I think it was just I only watched one episode.
And these people, what is the what is the Amish
Rummer Springer reality show called? Because I need to watch it.
They will stay away, they go out and they party,
they party hard, and you know, but you're still allowed

(22:27):
to kind of go back to called Breaking Amish, Breaking Amish.
That was it. Yes, I've never shay, have you ever
watched Breaking Amish? Maybe you could an essay about it.
I have not seen that one. Okay, um, certain reality shows.
I watched an episode of Not to digress for a second,
this Bachelor Paradise, please say yes, no you want you

(22:48):
motherfucker dude. Yes, man, it's the best. It's candy. It's candy.
I he believe how many people watch candy? What do
you like about it? It's sexually you people hook up
and you know, oh it's not sounds of them hooking
up on them? Oh? Absolutely, yes, oh yes, this version
of Port. Yes, this is Disney's version. Didn't he puts

(23:09):
this out? It's hilarious, man. It's the things that like,
first of all, these people go to a tropical island
with a bunch of beautiful people to find love, right,
And every week they introduce new hot people, and so
the person that you're with next week might see the
person that they've been waiting for this whole time. Like

(23:30):
they all know it from the seasons, so they all know, like,
and your job is to stay on, right, and your
job is to stay on for as long as you can.
So some people fake like they're in love with people
and right, and then somebody else comes in and they
just dump that person and leave that person person sitting.
The person winds up sitting on the beach with like
a guitar, singing sad songs. Man, Like, it's freaking hilarious

(23:54):
episode brutal. But was right or Connor? I'm telling you
right now, man, I wouldn't make it through five minutes.
I tried, and I was like, this makes me feel
so dirty. Hold on, babe, baby, oh god. All right,
here comes the theme song. Hit it, Daniel Kasey, come
down here. It's a truly incredible. Shay, I'll be walking

(24:28):
around my house folding laundry, singing that fucking song you
should out for no reason, A vicious? How have you?
We just played your theme song? Don't worry? Okay? How
have you turned Donald into a Bachelor in Paradise Watcher? Well,
the same way I'm going to turn you into a
back are you kiddy? It's it's like crack. First of all,

(24:53):
say hi, Say hi, Shay. Have y'all never met help me? No,
I don't think we've ever met, but I've heard so
much about you. Yeah, he's gonna steal Donald from me
because he loves scrubs and basketball, well, yes, and rap music. Yeah.
I can't have Shay around Donald too long because the
ven diagram of things they love is too overlapped. You

(25:14):
feel once a season isn't is? That's the limit right there?
All right? But Casey, how did Donald's like sitting here
and talking about how great Bachelor in paralysis? Okay? First off,
have you ever seen it? You've never seen it. I've
seen episodes of the Bachelor, but not Bachelor. Oh yeah,
they should just cancel the Bachelor. Nobody, nobody, They would
have no, they'd have no, Uh, they wouldn't have an island.

(25:35):
They wouldn't they wouldn't have the minor league team shay
when you train them to be to go up to
the major Yeah. Yeah, they wouldn't have a triple A team. Well,
so it's basically this group of people and they're all
on the island and then every like few, you know,
so they all start to like bond and hook up
and you know, meet their match and find their person,

(25:56):
and then like three days later, someone else is added
to the island, and someone else, and then you've got
people that are you know, they're like, you know, you're
the one for me. There's no one else here. I
want a date. I've never felt love like this. Then
all of a sudden, the camera pans to their steps
in the island and here comes some new chick and

(26:17):
they wait a minute, Wait a minute, it's awesome. Is
there a person that could be added to your house
that you would be like, all right, Donald, I gotta
ditch you now. That good question. I'm gonna be honest.
You know, Donald's the most jealous person in the entire world.
So I can't even answer. No, you can answer because
you have said in the world that's not true. I'm

(26:39):
not the most jealous person will answer the question. Go ahead,
I know what the answer is that guy question from
that guy from you. No, I'm not answering. Can I
tell the story about what happened? But how I know? Not? Yeah,
but I was drunk out of my mind. First of all,
years ago. I was so drunk. First of all, First
of all, years ago, we were at a party and

(27:01):
everybody was just shooting the ship and said, you know
the whole who would you kill? Fuck her marriage? Yeah? Okay,
so I wasn't partaking in the game first, he asked me,
and I was like, well, duh, I would kill Tom Cruise,
Mary Liam Neeson and fuck the shit out of the
guy from Sons of Anarchy some extra in there. I

(27:28):
don't even know if I said the way you didn't
have to say the storytelling. I'm Jack teller right now, yeah,
Jack teller. So I'm sorry, I'm you know. So anyway,
So anyway, we go home. He doesn't talk to me
that night, and I think, oh, he's wasted whatever. Three

(27:50):
days he slept on the couch and did not to me,
to to the point that I'm calling my friends from
the party asking what happened. I mean, he hasn't talked
to me at three days. I couldn't remember what the
hell and it definitely shouldn't answer she's question right now.
So the best, the best, Zach is when he finally

(28:14):
I finally said, you've got to talk to me. This
is crazy. It's been four days. What happened? And he
was like, you want to fuck that guy from Sons
of Anarchy? And I'm like what and the kicker he
doesn't look anything like me. I was like, oh my god.

(28:42):
If I was playing I'm good, I'm all good. I'm
all good. I'm good, sad if I was playing f
Mary kill and um and it got around to my
girlfriend and she was like, I done this, I do this.
And then she got to the funk one and she
was like, but I would, I'd be a little like, okay, bib,
that's not really the title of the game. Let's down.

(29:06):
Oh my god, Roco for our listeners, brought him off. Yeah,
the dragon tank. It's so clute. All right, Casey, we
got to move on with the show. Thank you for
your answer. Yeah, Zach, Zach, I know, we know, we
got you gotta go though. Let me see if I
can answer the question for her. What was the question?

(29:26):
The question was is there somebody who could walk into
your house that she would trade you in for? But
I think she just answered it. Yeah, say a name
on that one. All right, All right, let's get We'll
get divorced on that answer real quick. Let's get back
to the televisional scrub so Cox has developed a method

(29:48):
of zoning everybody out, which I thought was very funny.
When he closes his eyes and goes into a meditative
state and he hears the ocean and seagulls. Yeah, man,
that's his way of quiet out pretty much. You get
a sense that he's doing that all the time. I
wish I could do that sometimes. Oh I do do that. Actually,
you know how I do it? Weed on the balcony. Yeah,

(30:12):
it's done. We learned that Dudemeister means master of dudes
in German in German, and that Sarah doesn't really want
to marry him because of his last name, right, which
leads to what is in the very elaborate set up
for a Todd joke. Yes of Todd coming in. First,

(30:35):
Elliott says to Christa, you don't like Cox, and Jordan says, actually,
I love Cox, very proud of us forgetting that on NBC.
And then in runs Rob, who says, this is the
greatest conversation ever. And then what happens? Then somebody says

(30:56):
a female voice in the background says, oh my god,
this sauce is huge, and Todd says, I'm need excuse me, ladies,
I'm needed elsewhere. If that isn't perfect writing for a character,

(31:17):
I don't know what is man like. Hey, that's nailed.
You automatically know. If you've ever watched the show before,
that's dead on. If you've never watched the show before,
you know exactly who this character is. What's so funny
is I been for five years they were trying to
figure out how they could get I Love Cocks on NBC. Yes,
they finally introduced it. All right, we'll be right back

(31:37):
after these fine works with more talk about Loving Cocks.
We're back, and we're back. So Frank's brother is a
stand up comedian, really a cruise ship one, and you
and I find him hilarious. Yeah, his jokes are horrible,
but you and I we're just so happy to know

(32:00):
you can't get away. We're so happy to know a comedian. Yeah, yes,
and and and everything's a joke. He's always on and
then and then he does something, and he does something
and you go, I go, I didn't get that one.
You I didn't either. I wonder if we made that
up on the spot because we didn't. Truly, I feel

(32:21):
like we made that up because we were like, we
actually didn't get the joke. Okay, So Kelso opens up
to Carla right before you get there. The funniest fantasy
in Scrub's history is me having your ass. Oh boy.
The best part of the joke is the last line
of the of the of the button. That's the best part.

(32:44):
What thanks for the butt plan? No? When he says
when when nurse Roberts comes in and goes the Todd
says he needs you an R And you say and
and And Turk said, well, tell Todd, I said, what
do you say to kiss my black Yeah? To kiss
my black gas yeah. And he then turns to j
D and goes, I, but you wish you could say that,

(33:05):
And genuinely JD goes, I do I do, But dude,
the way they stuff my booty to be a cartoonish
version of your Listen, you got you got a big
old thick booty. But they they they went extreme. It
rivals that of of the Kardashians. It rivals that of

(33:29):
Cardi b um. But dude, the funniest part that I noticed,
I'm not sure everyone in the audience if you're gonna
watch the episode after you listen to this, go back
and look at Donald. He is doing his best to
tighten his ass cheeks and he's actually given me his butt.

(33:49):
The my favorite part of that little scene right there
is when jad is explaining who the guy is that
he says he's a comedian on a cruise ship, and
then there's a pause and he tells another joke and
they goes and he's a genius. But the way that
you the way that you deliver the line there, it's
one of my favorite line readings of the of the
whole show. It's like up there with the way that

(34:11):
Turk says it's so hot when when the furnace Yeah yeah,
like just Donald was talking about. You get a line
of of the todd and you know, like, exactly who
this guy is. Like you you see just this one
second of JD saying a line in a way and
you're like Oh, okay, this is like a special character,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely, JD's the type

(34:32):
of person that likes magic, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
any performances of any kind of any kind, right, yeah,
hands And if you're a comedian on a cruise ship
I do not judge that, you know, cruise ship level.
I think you're an artist. Yes, when the they do
the day dream of JD get in Turks. But I
was thinking in my head, like a couple of episodes

(34:54):
right before this one. The title of one of the
episodes is my Buddy's Booty. Yeah, and then this is
in reference to a booty call. But I was like, man,
this is like all sort of tied together, even if
not intentionally, I thought that was my buddy's booty. By
the way, we skipped one of the funniest parts in
all nine years of Scrubs, and that's me dancing with
the Harry Christians. Oh my gosh, oh my god. Talk

(35:16):
about commitment, talk about commitment. I could I could watch
us like he's the best Christian, the best Christian. But
bro listen, I I see Harry Christians a lot in

(35:38):
Where Where Where? When Union Square Park they're and they're
they're all almost all the time just chilling, no singing
that song and they but they're very mellow and very peaceful.
Obviously they're not dancing like j D. And those moves

(35:59):
I'm throwing and are so freaking funny myself, Na, Krishna,
un I got like I'm doing like some fame shit
donald like in this arm like this, and then and
then like jazz hands and then like yeah, and then
you're like, I didn't let I didn't. I wasn't you know.

(36:21):
It was a momentary thing. And somebody says hey to
j D and he goes praise Krishna. Uh huh, yeah,
do you remember that. Yeah, it's just the like passing joke.
Very funny. Oh, I love that about the comedian. I go,
he'd be a dynamite Center square. I don't know why

(36:41):
they don't bring back Hollywood Squares. It would seem like
it would be be very successful and you could be
socially distanced. They've done it so many times now, there's
so many incarnations of it. It's so cringe, is it. Well?
I remember when it filled liking it and when it
first started on it. When it first started you and
I were kids and it was before our time. Oh yeah,

(37:05):
there may have been like a seventies version, but the
version that was in the eighties it was the center Square. No,
this is before whoopee? Oh Joel can who is the
center square in the Hollywood Squares? In like the eighties
it was Whoever's before whoopee? But then whoopee? Did it
a long time? Yeah? The show was so stupid though, Well, yes,

(37:29):
you know, I remember when alf was in it. That
was great. What are you doing now now? I guess
I guess if you were a comedian you could write
your own punchlines to the to what the setups were,
and if if not, you had to do theirs. Yeah,
but they were every game show, dude, you haven't done

(37:50):
the game show circuit. Some of them was so much fun,
Like doing to Tell the Truth with Anthony Anderson is
so much fun, and doing I'm had to say, I've
only been on one game show both were in character
and out the bet. Well, that's the best game show
there ever was his family. I kind of want to
be on it again. I wish they could have us
back like weekly, right, I love Do you think they'll

(38:14):
let us go on next. Do you think they'll let
us go on next time they do celebrity family feud again.
I want to go on again. Do you think yeah, no, shit,
we crushed. We did, we demolished, we crushed. Yeah, we'd
beat Neil Flynn. It was a perfect game. Daniel, you
were so good and you got the you got the
Steve Harvey look away. I still I cringe in the
shower about that. Sometimes now you have those things in

(38:36):
your life that you could have happened when you were twelve,
but you still cringe in the shower when you think
about them. One of mine is Daniel getting the Steve
Harvey look away. Were you like it should have been me?
Should have been me? It should have been me? Yeah.
I get down on my knees and I'm like, it's
like it's raining, like I pretend the shower and then
I look up like shawshank redemption and put my arms out. Okay,

(38:57):
two things, two things that two things that I have
questions about. So Turk and jd are die hard Gilmore
girls fans won? Yeah? And when did Todd get kicked
out at the men's locker room? Yes, Todd is no
longer allowed in the men's locker room. This is not
I wish I thought it was. Yeah, I wish I

(39:18):
could stay. I wish I know what he did to
get kicked out of the right way. You made a
very good point, Donald, and many an episode it's co ed.
But then I think it must have changed. Somebody did
change somebody. They didn't Carl lend them complain about it.
I think no. I think early on in the show's
run it was co ed. Do you remember when Sarah

(39:40):
did the whole burlesque number and everything? That was very
early on and then and then they must have the
hospital must have changed policies, probably because of Todd, and
then it became men's only, and that's where Who's got
bullion cubes? And Todd and Todd was doing lots of
redtails a hammock. He probably got kicked out for rat

(40:02):
tailing someone too hard. What do you call him when
he towels someone like? Sounds right? Yeah, or just probably something.
But Joan Rivers was the center square. Thank you, Joel
the Great, the late grade um so kelso yeah. So
Gilmore Girls. I've never seen an episode of Gilmore Girls either.

(40:24):
It's very popular. Joel's steak, Oh, Joel, Oh, it's so good.
Listen if you like fast talking, unnecessary drama. Gilmore girls,
rich white people, problems. Yes, everything about it is perfect.
What is the what is the premise? It's a mother
and daughter and they both have problems with Lorila Gilmore
had a baby when she was sixteen, and she was independence.

(40:45):
So she was like, screw you, parents, I'm leaving this
rich house and taking my baby with me. I'm naming
her after me. They're too lorialized. The younger one's name
is Rory, Rory super smart in order to get into
a prestigious school, did you get in by herself? But
they need money to pay, so lorialized parents are like,
if you come back and visit us every Friday for dinner,
good premise, We will pay her tuition. And so she
has to go back and confront all of the stuff

(41:07):
she left behind. But also she's thirty two raising a
sixteen year old. They are sort of best friends, but
they're also a mother and daughter, and that causes a
lot of friction because it can't be best friends with
your teenager um boundaries. And then and then Rory starts
to become Laura Lae in ways that Laura, I never
wanted and that's why show gets jell. You're pitching the
shit out of the show. It really, Joel. When you are,

(41:30):
when you are finally ready to pitch your own shows
in in uh in pitch rooms, you're gonna crush because
it's all about it's all about doing exactly what you
just did. I started your paragraph going like, I'm never
gonna watch this, and by the end I'm like, and
then Laura lia is what, But isn't it was a

(41:51):
great pitch? But I will never watch you. I like,
You're like, I would never, but I watch fucking Bachelor
in Paradise. I will watch Bach in Paradise any day.
I think the writing reference every six seconds in that
show you would write. But isn't the writing respected? I mean,
isn't it. People think it's good writing. Yeah, they say
a lot. They say it's very strong writing, but they're

(42:12):
all very It's over is the criticism that it's like overwritten,
Like nobody talks like this and they all speak very fast,
and I think it's stupid. I love when it's like
a highly stylized vocal stuff like Aaron sworkins. People are like,
no one talks about like who gives the fuck? It
sounds amazing to the ear. It's great. Yeah, it's skin
it's like poetry. I love it. It's so great. And
in Gilmore Girls, they had like a as actors. I

(42:34):
think you could appreciate they had, like their scripture twice
as long as anybody else's script There's so much content,
and they speak so fast. They had to memorize twice
as much like script as than anybody else. It's it
is a really impressive like and there's a small town
called stars Hollow, and it's so cute. It's a perfect show.
I bet they fall I bet they both fall in
and out of love with me all the time, all
the time, Zach, all right, I'm gonna give it a try.

(42:58):
Anyway we learn what whoa. That's how simple it is
to get you to try. Joel's amazing. I'd be the
worst executive. I'd be like Joel would be like, could
tell me anything. I'd just buy it out of a
studio immediately. I can't wait. I can't wait to hear
how much you love Gilmore Girls. I might give it
a try. I like both of those actresses. I think

(43:19):
they're both very talented and I don't know that I'm
really gonna watch it. I guess if I had, if
my girlfriend was super into it, I could probably probably
one of those shows that could be convinced. But meanwhile,
I'm gonna be the one that's like, I'm gonna be
the one that's like, babe, do you want to watch
going on? Exactly? All right? So Kelseo can't stop crying
because he lost Baxter. Um, but he's showing no emotion.

(43:44):
There's just tears running down his face. And so Carla
has to run interference with all of the people that
come knocking on his door asking for things. Yeah, and
she's wonderful we're doing that for him. It just shows you,
you know, part of it is. Part of it is
the fact that she's been given this newfound power to say,
to do what doctor Kelso does, to actually run the

(44:07):
hospital for a brief moment. But it also is the
fact that you know, she's flattered and very honored that
Kelso can't talk to anybody about this, but he decided
to talk to her. So it's really cool. You know,
it's a it's a great moment in there. Why do
you think he chooses her? He's Shays's she's she's sort
of the heart of She's sort of the heart of

(44:29):
the show. Obviously we know that, but of all the people,
that's who he confides in. Yeah, she has she has
a gravity to her that just pulls people in. And
she does the thing where she talks to you and
you immediately feel comfortable with her, You feel like safe.
It's like a version of mom energy. Yeah, Tammy Taylor
on Friday Night Lights is the same way where you

(44:49):
just like want to have a conversation with this person
because you know you're gonna be able to say the
stuff you need to say, and she's not going to
to judge you or make you feel dumb about it.
She's going to be there to like be helpful with you.
The thing we were talking about earlier about the like
duo thing, like if you're putting together a list of
like what you have to do to be a good

(45:10):
and a duo, Judy Rays I think is the best
example of this here, where where you have to be
able to like highlight the other person's most interesting attributes.
And this is why she's so good with whoever you
put her across across from like like she could make
a scene funnier, like when the janitor goes to give
her a hug and she just goes limp because she's

(45:30):
not sure if he's gonna like, is he hugging me
or killing me? She goes one hundred percent limp and
it's the fucking funniest thing without saying a word. She
could do that. She could make a scene more gut punchy,
like when Turt gets his hands stuck in the ice
machine and it's like it's very silly bit and she
gets on the phone and she's like, I need you
and it gets serious real quick. She can she can
make a scene more sentimental, like when she says goodbye

(45:52):
to JD for that last time. It puts her head
on his shoe. Like. She could just whatever you need
in a scene. Judy Rays can do and she's perfect
right here, And I think that's part of the reason
you end up with scenes like this where Kelsa just
knows he can just put me with her. You know
what I'm saying. Yeah, she's a gee man, she's a
true Oh she just watched the episode Shay where she
finds out that, you know, Turk told everyone that they're

(46:14):
having a baby. And I just couldn't. You can't take
your eyes off her. She's such a good actress. Yeah,
she's incredible, And it's such a good little turn right there,
because you're waiting for her to be like mad about it,
and she doesn't, and he's like this, this is there's
another example of like she just knows always what to
do or say in a moment, and it's like this

(46:35):
fucking rules. Yeah, her surrender in that scene is amazing,
you know what I mean, Because there should be an
angry she should be angry about it, but she's after
all that they've been through, she's like, fucking baby, let's
just go in there and enjoy our friendship with these
people and the fact that we're having a baby, you
know what I mean. We learned that Turk Knight is
watching He claims he's watching ESPN, but but he's really

(46:58):
watching Gilmour goes and he what's the ultimate Donald Knight? Oh,
good question. It switches anything which is a ranch your wish? Well,
then my wife might have to be around for some
of the Donald Knight. Okay, Well, Donald Knight can have
a cameo from your wife. Okay, Donald Knight, would Donald

(47:22):
Donald Knight would start at six am in the morning. Wow, Wow,
can't By the way, I'm on New York time, and Joell,
you're an early riser too, because I'm on New York
time and you both like respond to my text at
like five thirty in the morning. Yeah, I'm up early,
So it would start early and then when it as

(47:43):
it goes, the kids, Uh can come around me, but
there can't be any arguing, there can't be any fighting.
They can allow to come in and tell you they
love you. They're all in good moods. They always have
to be in a good mood on Donald Day, my wife.
So they also must be able to be self sufficient
and self reliant so that my wife doesn't come to

(48:06):
me complaining about why the kids are fucking with her day,
fucking up her day. Right, So it really fun. It
really boils down to the kids for most of Donald.
No drama on Donald Day, no drama whatsoever for the
wife or for myself. What else happens, Ganja, Yeah, lots
of it. Yeah, maybe a movie, like you know, it

(48:29):
would be really cool, Like I know that covid is
is covid doesn't exist on this dreamy Donald Day. No,
but it does exist in real life. But it would
have been great to like get out early this morning
and go see uh shang Chi. Yeah yeah, you know
what I mean, in a movie theater with nobody in
it by myself. That would not fucking awesome to do.

(48:51):
I really want to see that movie. And I and
I'm and I'm I'm avoiding the internet just so none
of the spoil. Like the commercial came on, I turned
that shit off. Dude, that shit looks fire, dude. Did
you see it already? Shay, No, that's on our list
of like we see that. Thanks. We do like one
movie a week with a family. We did Free Free

(49:12):
Guy on Saturday. This next Saturday, we're going to see
that one. I can't I'm excited for you, all right?
What else happens on day? And then sex obviously? Um
more we delicious food, delicious food, comfortable all day. Do
you animate or do you play video games? I could

(49:33):
do all of that, you know what I mean. What
I'm really into nowadays is, uh, it's really weird. But
being creative is a lot of fun. Whereas before all
I thought my creative all I thought I could do
was act, And I'm finding new ways to be creative,
and so because of that, I would like a day
filled with I don't know meant Disneyland, shit, you know

(49:55):
what I mean? It goes on, man like, so many
things would have to Donald Day could turn into Donald Week.
I noticed that Donald Day did not include a FaceTime
with me. I haven't started yet, I haven't finished. What
do you mean you did a whole fucking day just now.
I just started capped it off with Disney. Yeah, we
haven't even gotten to the nighttime yet. We haven't even

(50:19):
gotten to the nighttime. You stay for the fireworks? Well no,
man like, well hopefully you're there with me. If we're
at I don't stay for the time. I would even
get popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of

(50:39):
the bucket like bachelor party. Yes, would you remember batch
the party? I do? I do remember that movie Tom Hanks?
Tom Hanks before he realized he was going to be
America's leading man. Yeah, he's got a movie, right, guy
puts his dick in a bbcorn Mark? What about? What

(51:02):
about you say? What would your favorite your debt? It's
a it's a version of that same stuff. I need
to wake up. I need for my kids to all
be in good moods, and then maybe Laramie says she's
going to take them to we we live in in
like outer San Antonio. There's a bunch of rivers and
stuff around, so they like to spend time out. So

(51:23):
they're like all in good moods, and she says, hey,
we're gonna take them. I'm gonna take all the kids
to like do an outdoor activity. You should stay here
and relax, and I'm like that sounds perfect. So they
so they leave and then as she texts me pictures
every so often of them like having a great time
so I don't feel guilty about it. And then I
watch whatever I'm watching on TV. And then when she's

(51:44):
on her way home, she's like, hey, I'm going to
stop at your favorite Mexican restaurant. You want men to
pick you up something, and I'm yea, and there's and
there's no weight, so the cheese is not like all
messed up by the time it gets to me. And
then I eat all that and then I give my
kids a hug and kiss and I like say a
funny thing and they laugh and then they go to sleep,
and then I go to sleep too. You go to

(52:06):
bed early. Oh, I go to bed so early, Casey.
Casey puts Donald down around eight, and then she called
from Sons of Anarchy and they have a great about
this bowl. Let's go back to scrubs. This bowling alley. Okay,

(52:27):
JD bowls a gentleman's forty. Everybody else bowled really well, yeah, yeah,
one ninety something when eighty something, like, holy shit, Donald,
can you really bowl? I forgot I've bowled high numbers before.
I'm not a bowler, though. Yeah, but you're one of
those guys who just naturally, like, Okay, show me how

(52:47):
to do it. Okay, bad, bad, bad? Now I'm great. No,
it's not now, I'm great, but I am. I do
have athletic abilities, you know. But you're like you're good
at stuff, like like Josh Reid is like that too.
He's like, okay, so it's darts, right, you just throw it,
you just aim for the center. Okay, one goes the wall,
one goes in the ceiling. Okay, just oh now he's

(53:09):
looking great. The Detroit Red Wings. Is there a reason
I didn't Johnny See have a friend on this team?
Why are they brought up so much? I don't he
just loves it. He always wore their jersey. I can
get a friend on the team. I don't know. I
have no idea why the Detroit Red We can't ask
him when we see him, but um, hockey. Uh, he's

(53:33):
very into hockey. The only thing that he wants to
talk to mister Dudemeister about is yeah, glorious. And then
everyone realizes that they have an inn to doctor Cox,
and they all the interns begin wearing Detroit Red Wings jerseys,
including Gloria. Who's Who's whose problem? You know? They're all

(53:55):
hoping that doctor Cox will say nice things to them
after berating them in everything. And they want advice, and
they want and there, and they'll give them advice right,
some type of And Gloria's husband, her boyfriend, her boyfriend, sorry,
is BI curious and want her to pick out his lovers? Yes?

(54:18):
And she and she wants Cox's advice on how to
handle that, to on how to handle that situation. How
do you handle that? That's such a tough situation for Gloria.
I feel for her. I think that's a tough situation
for anyone. I would not want to be in that position,
because BI Curious doesn't just well, you are our resident

(54:38):
fluid person. Can you how you handle that situation? Well,
there's a lot of things happening in that. If you're
bi curious is a weird statement to me. You're either
by any may be like, well, I don't know if
I could, I'd see myself with this, okay, But if
you're like in a committed relationship, I don't. I personally
don't understand the reason to be like, oh well now
I need to try. It's not that different. It's just

(54:58):
another person. You have the same kind of relationship issues
you have with anybody. On the other hand, if you're like, hey,
I want to be um like Polly, or I'm looking
to explore outside of this relationship, that's an entirely different conversation.
I don't think Polly existed back then, though. That's that's
that's that's fair. I don't think using the words that
they had, especially you know, um, I imagine her partner

(55:18):
is also at an advanced age. Why do you assume
that that's? Why couldn't Why couldn't Gloria Rock a twenty
year old? She could? She could. Gloria's got it going on,
She's becoming a doctor. She got that snappy hair. I
wonder why Gloria's Yeah, and finally Gloria's really gone to
med school at seventy or whatever she is. Um, why

(55:41):
do you think gloria boyfriend wants her to choose the
subjects for his by curiosity? I was less guilty. Yeah,
because he doesn't have to take any responsibility. Well, then
maybe Gloria is going to sabotage you and pick someone
who doesn't look like a good lover. Who knows that
get caught up. Then you find out like, oh no,

(56:02):
they're amazing, right. Gloria also also dates Leonard. So and
he's not old, he's young. You know that's right? Sha, God,
you're so good, you're like scrubs wiki. So I think
that I think that I think that this. I think
we can assume safely that, um, this relationship that Glory

(56:23):
is in now must end. And then she gets together
with Leonard. Yes, Now what happens that j D finds
out that Cox is giving advice to interns. Who, oh
my god, that was so funny. This whoe g darn
piss This run is hilarious. Him running in and seeing

(56:43):
Cox sitting down with Rex with Rex right, and he says,
look at you in your biracial love fest, and he goes,
you know what, and port Rex has nothing to do
with any of it. But then he's like, you know
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you back the pencil,
and Cox is like, what pencil? The pencil from that
you gave me on the third day I was here,

(57:07):
Oh my god, when I pulled that tiny pencil off
from maham my ear, I laughed so hard. That's one
of the biggest laughs of season five to me, that
that little pencils behind my ear the whole time, the
whole time. Not only that, not only that you point
to an intern, you go, whatever this guy's name is,
and Cox goes, oh, that's Leslie, and then that pisses

(57:27):
you off even whatever Leslie, great Leslie, Leslie out her
whole body and he comes running back in Leslie. Oh
my god. I laughed so hard at that that me
being so mad Hi. It reminded me of Quirky and

(57:49):
waiting for Goffman Christopher guests, because I was like, remember
when he's like he goes to try and get a
bigger budget for the musical than I'm just gonna bite
my pillow. Yeah, and he goes tiny thirty thousand dollars
and they're like, the entire budget for the town is
thirty thousand dollars and that and that includes swimming. Well,
there's no swimming in my show. Your bastard people, I

(58:13):
hate you and your ass spaces. I'm gonna go home
and bite my pillow. And I one of the greatest
scenes in cinema history. And I feel like I'm I'm
channeling Quirky here. I am so gnecause all right, right,

(58:40):
what did they give? They give the four what we
call our four co stars, Nurse Roberts, the janitor, Ted,
and the todd Yeah, piss because Carla did Kelso's work
and told them all no, yes, And then we hear
Koyana Scotts again. Is that how you say it? That
the song that's when the janitor's ever giving his when

(59:04):
that's when the janitor is giving his evil eye, And
so they give the death stare and she can't take it,
and she's like, please, I don't want you guys mad
at me? Is there anything I can do to stop?
And and the lawyer says, yes, we want tickets to
the Latin Grammys. Because they think and she's like and

(59:24):
she's like, I can't get your tickets to the Latin Grammys,
and and they're like, oh, come on, you gotta know somebody.
And she's like, I can't, Elliott tell them, And even
Elliot's like, come on, Carlin, I know you know somebody
that can they want tickets to the Latin Grammy's A
and B. It's so they assume Carla knows someone because

(59:45):
she's his fantic right where the janitor gets mad at
ted for not giving the evil eye sad what about
when when they when Todd? When Todd explains how he
channeled his evil eye, he says, yeah, I just thought

(01:00:06):
about flat boobies and it made me mad. I'm telling
you every other sentence and this fucking episode is a joke.
And then all those cargo pants that they put Keith in, right,
So they do that, and Cox comes in and we

(01:00:26):
realize that Cox and Keith have on the same outfit yahn.
Right after we realize that, here comes JD with the
callback to call back the joke that Cox is being
nice to intern nice interns, right, So this is the
best part of the show to me. The end of
this episode when Kelso is talking to Carla about why

(01:00:49):
he's sad and it's not just because of Baxter, and
it's not because his son shows up to his fiftieth
birthday with freshly pierced nipples and barely legal Filipino boy
named Pogo. Oh man, this son, Harrison has been so

(01:01:11):
much stress for Kelso. Oh my gosh, dude, dude. But
then after that he goes on to create a play.
The play is the best thing I've ever heard of him.
Plays already happened. No, this is before, this is his
fiftieth birthday, birthday, this was years ago. It's like ten
years ago. I really would like someone to just outline

(01:01:35):
if we had an intern here at Fake Doctors, I
would have them goes through all the episodes and give
me all the things that Harrison has done to Kelso
and to get back at him. And I would like
to donald to do an acclaymation animation video of Oh
my God. I would love to do that. I would
love to do a stage I would love to do

(01:01:57):
a claymation stage performance of Doctor Dad. That would be
the best thing, Oh my god. And then have them
go to the wings and make out and then make
out with it and then make out. He comes off
stage and flowding so happy for him, and they just
start making out. Yeah, I would love Oh yeah, do
that in your next animation. You can do with legos.
Done Lego, it's lego, Lego, lego. I know everyone's been

(01:02:20):
adding me about this guy's I get it. I'm sorry.
You're right, Donald's right. You don't have to tag me
in your it's lego fucking memes. I get it. I
will never use the plural of legos again, the plural,
the plural of legoa. You know what? The you know what.

(01:02:42):
The best surprise at the end of the show is
something that's a reveal that I never knew in nine
years of doing scrubs. What's that Nurse Roberts loves apple
Teeny's Yeah, I did see that too. That was kind
of cool. Thanks for a teening girl. Yeah, and the
janitor still wants Latin Grammy tickets, right, Latin Grammy tickets
or bust. She goes, I'll tell you the nominations, I

(01:03:06):
think right there. She asks him what category and he
says Miami reggaetone, which is hilarious because they didn't they
didn't do that until like last year, like an official
reggaetone category at the Latin Really. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Really that is forever though, that's crazy. Reggaetone has been around,

(01:03:28):
fat but that sho been around since I was a kid. Yeah,
I might, I might get that wrong, but I'm pretty
sure it was last year. It was like a whole
big controversy because none of the reggaeton artists got nominated
for the like the Big Awards, and everyone said, what
what the hell? It is like the most streamed music
on the planet. Yes, but it doesn't have Bunny J

(01:03:50):
Balvin all that, But it doesn't necessarily have the reggae
beat to it though, like you know what I mean. Yeah,
bad Bunny does like like uh like his is more hitting,
like in leads, like in rap you have like trap music. Yeah,
that's that's what he's doing for He's the best man.
I love bad Man. I don't know one thing he says,

(01:04:12):
except for when he says that man, you know Coulo phenomenon.
You know, I just feel it. Baby, I owe my
daughters in the backseat singing that shit. She has no
idea what he's saying. But it sounds so good. I
need Donald, I need Donald singing phenomenon. It's such a

(01:04:34):
good song. Baby, I have a guest. Come on, we're
gonna take a break. We'll be right back after these words,
and we're bad back. I wish I could show Zach
my coolo hole because he needs a dick off camera

(01:04:56):
and radio, implying to the audience that I was a
York to you during the commercial break, Yes, you were,
and I watched you while we have a second to cyclops,
is that a term balloon? Not? Yeah, loaf cutter. You
ever looked into the eye of a cyclops? Quota breeze? Oh?

(01:05:16):
I hope not? What's your favorite? Um AMA's term the
sides balloon, not the cyclops? Okay, I've never heard that. Never.
It's my one eye, it's my one eye area, okay.
Um I wanted to on that note, shout out Sha
Shaye tell everyone if you if you've never heard Shade before,

(01:05:40):
we love Shade because he's very smart and very popular
on Twitter. Um but also he wrote a series of
essays on Scrubs. That's how I originally found Shay because
he is an incredible writer. And Shay tell everyone now
how to find your essays on scrubs. They are all
It's available on a website called halfway books dot com.

(01:06:05):
They're awesome. Half Are you Are you working on anything
right now? Uh? No, I have the rap I mean
the I have the new rap book that comes out
in at the end of October. So nice, let's plug that. Yeah,
it's called Hip Hop and Other Things. It's the third
book in my Little and Other Things series that I've done,
and so I'm like in holding pattern putting. The book

(01:06:26):
has been done for a couple of months. It's getting
printed now, so now I just wait until that comes out.
This is why I could feel I could lose you
said Halfway Books, Shay. Yeah, halfway books dot com, halfway
books dot com. This is why I feel like I
could lose Donald, to say, because Shay's interests are scrubs,
M basketball, yep, rap music, M being a father, M y.

(01:06:55):
I gotta ask your questions. I gotta talk about do
you talk about what's going on right now in rap music?
And like, how you know it's a young I mean
it's I guess it's always been a young man's game.
But now how all of the great to kind of
up there now, you know what I mean? And who
are the new greats? Like, I mean, the obvious is
Drake obviously because he's did you like his new album

(01:07:18):
Don't Drake? Yeah, it's fire Man. He's just it's he's
always he has a song out. It seems like every
week though, you know what I mean. It's like he's
always and that's why he's the best rapper right now,
because there's never a moment in time where he doesn't
have music out, you know what I mean. I feel
like like Kendrick is coming. I can't wait. I can't wait,

(01:07:38):
Family ties, He's coming back. He said everybody's dying. I'm
coming back outside Everybody's dead. Yeah, I love him. It's
but you know, it's like, do you do you dive
into that? You know? Other than that, I'm gonna be
honest with you, I'm not really up on what hip
hop is, you know, other than Drake, Kanye can drink Lamar.

(01:08:01):
I mean, I know about the baby because of what
he said, but I knew about I knew about him
before that. I mean, I feel like he made dual Lipa.
You only know about the baby because of Dua Lipa.
I know about I knew about the baby before Dua Lipa,
but that's the only reason. Okay, well, I think that
song is a hit because she got an American artist

(01:08:21):
on it and he freaking represented. Other than that, she'd
just be a Yuro, she'd be a Euro. Well that's
most personally. I like that was my bomb for the
whole year. I know because the baby was on it.
It is the greatest and the baby seem talking about
don'm talking about the baby. I'm just well, he's apologized,

(01:08:41):
he's in, he's in the new he's trying to fix that.
You don't know much. He didn't know much about it,
all right, Joel, let's bring in whomever you've curated. Please
be a penis doctor. It's not a penis doctor, but
it is our first repeat fan call. Yeah, sex couple,
sex couple. Not yet, they're coming, They're coming. When Zack's

(01:09:04):
mom was on, Christina was here and she got some
great advice from Zack's mom. And because of some of
the stuff that happened, we got some new info. We
got a college. It talks to you know, like a
ball maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joe,

(01:09:26):
let's get the show, ladies and gentlemen, give it up
for Christian time. Hi, Christina, the only thing, the only
thing I could ever want from a caller is for
her to say that my mother somehow helped her. So
is that is that true? Did my mom? Did my

(01:09:47):
mom's advice help you? It did? It really did, And
I think it helped me in ways that I can
pass along to my clients too. So um, thank you
all so much taling me be on here. But yeah,
her advice was just spot on. It was great. Great.
We'll remind our audiences who might not have heard that
episode what you asked my mom and what and what
she said and what's happened. Okay, my mom, for those

(01:10:10):
of you who don't know, as a child psychologist, well
a psychologist for lots of ages, but also specializes in
children and um, and my mom was a guest on
our show when Christina was a calling guest, and my
mom gave her some advice. So go ahead, Christina. You
know what's funny, I'm going to change my name on
here to Chrissy because I just go by Chrissy and
my full name I use it for court, I use

(01:10:31):
zoom for I'm sorry. Let me ladies and gentlemen, give
it up for Chrissie. Okay, Chrissy, go ahead. I just
wanted an extra Oprah voice. But no, Um, your mom
was talking about specifically her book The Falling Downtime. Yea um,

(01:10:52):
and you know that divorce The Falling Downtime, by the way,
is available on Amazon. It's very very helpful for guiding
a young child through your divorce and helping them explain
what's going on. Sorry, Chris, you go ahead. No, that's
all right, and it's I think it's really important because

(01:11:12):
I'm also a divorce attorney. So I think that was
kind of my my angle. I used to try to
get Joel's interest. I said, you know, I'm a diverse attorney.
I'm also going through my own divorce. I have kids.
It's rough. COVID was rough. A lot of people were,
you know, struggling in their relationships and things like that.
Did COVID increase your clientele? Yes, you know, the only

(01:11:37):
the only one of the only businesses that did really
well divorce attorneys. Yeah, I got it. I got a
new job and everything. I've had a bigger firm. I mean,
it's like crazy, I gotta raise. She goes, I gotta
line I got to line out the door. Yeah, but
you know with that comes a lot of people who
come in, and there were people. For a while I
was turning away. I was saying, you know what, it's

(01:11:59):
COVID core. It's just fighting because you're men together. But
let's be honest, there are some lines that you just
can't cross. And that's that's kind of what happens to
some people. So this is a great TV show. By
the way, Joell, this is one you should pitch. She's
a divorce attorney going through her own divorce. Yes, yeah, well,

(01:12:19):
Joell can pitch the shit out of this. Have a show.
Did you c have a show called The Good Wife
that is similar? That's politics, Yeah, that was politics. First
of all, don't suck up Joelle's fucking money train. Okay,
first off, and first off, I'm sorry, but Joelle and
Chrissie I can already see Joelle and Chrissy pitching this

(01:12:43):
to ABC. Go ahead, sorry, Chrissy, go ahead. That's all right. So, um,
the advice that your mom gave me was, you know,
when my kids are crying for dad, because that happens
because their dad's a good dad. He loves them, they
love him. I'm like, I'm lucky. That's good. Um. When
they are in that situation and I want to be like, well,

(01:13:05):
what's wrong? You know, tell me everything. She said, it's
not about that, it's about being there for them when
they're sad. It's you know, it's really none of my business,
first of all, unless there's something bad going on. And
don't assume there's something bad going on, and there's you know,
if they're missing their dad, nothing bad is going on
at dad's house. They like dad's house because he doesn't
have the bedtime that I have, you know, but there's

(01:13:27):
a difference. It's not one's not better, ones not worse.
And um, she really put it in perspective for me
that kids just need to have someone who's there for
them when they're upset. It doesn't matter why they're upset.
And you know, it doesn't matter whether you ask them
directly what is you know, what's the problem, or if
you ask them more generally are you okay? Um, just

(01:13:49):
that you're there. And I thought that was so comforting,
and so I do. I have a copy of The
Falling Downtime. I love it for my clients and I
you know, share it. Oh my god, Chrissy, if you
had a Zoom coffee table in your waiting room, you
could just display them on there. I know that's well,
and I tell them about it. I'll sell it more

(01:14:09):
this way, but I'll just send them a link. But yeah,
you know, what have you found that it's been helpful
to clients that you have, Yes, because people need that
perspective when they're going through a divorce. They need to
realize that this, whether or not you had a you know,
bad breakup or just you fell out of love, your
kid is going to go through something that was no

(01:14:31):
fault of their own at all, and you know, they
need to understand that there's something that your children are
going to be dealing with, you know, and you are
partially responsible. I'm dealing with it still at forty six
years old. I just drove through my hometown yesterday and
it was very emotional because my parents, you know, when

(01:14:51):
I was a young child, they went through a divorce
that was very hard for me. And it's just amazing
that it's still emotional as I'm driving these streets this
many years later. And I was about eight years old
when they got divorced, so I'm I age to remember
it too, and you're yeah, you're not so young that
you don't remember. You know what. I'm gonna be honest

(01:15:13):
with you guys. You guys have convinced me I'm gonna
do it. Divorce casey. I'm gonna do it right now?
Is it because of the way you guys have talked
about this and how you've glorified it. I am down,
I am I think my kids will be My kids

(01:15:35):
will be fine. I am aware of this now. And
dollars you spend on your attorney. I have to tell you.
Donald's been down the road by the way. He's joking. Well, Chrissy,
I'm gonna call you because you will do it pro bono,
because we put you on a show twice and promoted you,
and so Donald Donald broke man. I was living off

(01:16:00):
the casey, y'all. Don't don't get it twisted. Don't get
it twisted. I was gonna say. One of the other
funny things that Joel and I realized was I've written
into this show a couple of times now and back
when when things were good with the previous administration. My
ex that's what I call him. Um. I thought you
were talking about the previous administration. No, things were good.

(01:16:27):
When X call him names, that's why we call him
the previous administration. Oh that's good. By the way. By
the way, by the way, you're giving a good jokey
point is that one thing that's that you're doing is
not talking shit about your ex in front of your kids,
which I think is I don't know much about divorce.
My parents were really good about that. They I know
that they couldn't stand each other at the end, but

(01:16:48):
they were My mom knew my dad was a good dad,
and she did a very good job of not talking
shit about him, and he never said a negative word
about her to us. I'm glad to hear it. That's
really important to me. And Um, one thing hard, it's hard,
very hard, because you know, well, that's why I go
to therapy. I talked whatever I need to talk about

(01:17:08):
that with her, and then I don't have to bother
my friends or my family with that either, you know,
and and so um, But the funny thing is my ex,
my kid's dad. Um, he is Mexican American. He is
very proud of his culture and heritage. And I'm white,
So I don't know a lot of those things. I
try to learn some Spanish. But one thing that we

(01:17:30):
both really loved was she Serrano. Oh my gosh, it's funny.
This would be a great time to pay that music.
You guys said, you like the Spanish music. Yesgae, but

(01:17:51):
it is It's just so funny when you have something
that you like and that you're ex to, the thing,
the thing that you're when you're ex After everything fell apart,
the one thing that you still connected on was Sha Serrano.
That in Hamilton. Wow, Shay, look at that. The marriage

(01:18:13):
is hanging on by a thread. The marriage is hanging
on by the fingernails, and and the a and the
fingernails are you as me and Lynn Manuel together? But
you know, it's like you like what you like and
you can't. I don't throw out all that with you know,
there's always good Well, listen when you guys are when

(01:18:33):
you guys are in a place where you can chat
again and you're I mean, I know you're talking about
the kid, but when you're in a better place and
there's been more healing, you could say, hey, do you
want to get together and just chat about Shae Serrano exactly? Well,
I could say to just see what shape tweeted, you know,
because we need to small talk again, right, small talk, um, Chrissy.

(01:18:54):
I recall you were just dipping your toe into the
dating waters last time. How has that been going? How
about does this answer your question? I just hold up
a teaky necklace. Everybody go on, So that mean somebody
else has the other yes, Oh my goodness, y'all. Never
guess where the other one is. It's in this very

(01:19:17):
small town called guard Grave, England. And this guy you're
an Anglo file I know, I know the type. Do
you do? You know what I'm talking about? And it's
so lovely. They drink tea. So how did you meet
um this fellow? Well, I have to say thank you
because you fixed my life, like really fixed it. Because

(01:19:39):
you're welcome, Christy, You're welcome. You're welcome. He heard me
on the pod. He heard you on the podcast. That's incredible,
and he tracked you down. He split it to my
d Oh my god. He was a gentleman. Obviously, he
was such a gentleman. And he's so cute and he's

(01:20:00):
so sweet. Look at this birthday card. Oh you guys,
I'm getting emotional. We bought a couple together. Oh my god,
if you get married, can we can be alive on
our show speaker Joel, She said yes to don't rush Chrissie.
There's no run I know that's what everyone's telling. But

(01:20:22):
if you can do it before we end season nine
of the show. It was a great season nine final,
say only fools Russian? Right? You know what? Martin and
I knew Donald would be the more voice of reason

(01:20:42):
in that. Yes, well, Donald's been been been married and
she shut the fuck up. I said, you've been married before.
I know where you're going with this. No, you're no
way you know not to rush in. I'm not. There's
nothing prudent about me. I know prude. I give it
up every time every time she asked, whoa, No, you're good.

(01:21:05):
It's nobody's son, Camarino. I guess handsome. Vivo is over? Okay,
do you want to right? That's that movie? Yeah? Vivo?
It's so good. Do you want to restart it so
we can continue talking about your love life? Yeah? Do
you want to go watch it again? Yes? It was

(01:21:25):
so good. Vivo? Yes, go down there. I haven't seen Vivo, Donald,
have you I've not seen? Is it good? So good.
I'm putting it back on. Okay, I am so excited
that we did this. Wait just wait a second, Wait,
it's down downstairs. I turned it on again. See do
you hear it? Oh? He ran out that movie, wasn't me.

(01:21:50):
I'm gonna watch that tonight, Joelle, have you watched that movie?
That is well, that was the best add for that
movie because that kid ran out of the room. All
right now. Um wait, I'm just so proud of us Donald.
We created whole humble. Okay, Oh, you should be very proud.

(01:22:15):
This guy has been a lifelong stub stand like me.
Oh that's great too. We both have been listening and
he's a gentleman. He treats you guys. Have you guys,
have you guys with COVID going on? Have you guys?
Has he made a trip to wherever you are? Or
have you made a trip to wherever he is? I
am going in two three weeks? Oh my god? And

(01:22:36):
he he ask your question? He can't him. Are you
staying with him? Are you staying by yourself? Are you
staying in a hotel? Well, here's the lucky thing. I
have a good question. I have a cousin who lives
in London. Oh good, good, okay, good, I have a
get out of jail free car. You know I can
if he turns out to be some crazy guy who

(01:22:56):
just has a cast fetish and like, you know whatever.
But he's not, I'm going to stay with him as
much as I can because I right, well, yeah, but
you do want to You do want to put your
bags down in your cousin's house and make sure that
you got your cousin with you. She's great and she
and good friends. We lived together for a little bit once,
so I mean I'm close with her. Okay, good, if

(01:23:18):
it goes well, and make sure she brings the mace
and taser, Justin. I don't think they can have a
taser in London. Well bring them mace, Justin Kashaw got
to run. Bring me. No disrespect, No disrespect to you
a new man, No disrespect, bro, No disrespect is. But
you know it's gonna happen. Is you're gonna meet at
a bar or restaurant. Hub. No, she's going and staying

(01:23:39):
with him, and she's going to stay with him. She said,
she's staying with him. Look at her nodding. No, she's
staying with the cousin. She's staying with him and her
cousin's the backup, just in case I have to say
what I would say to my parents. Chris, you're staying
with your cousin. Yeah, she is. She waits, she faked well.

(01:24:01):
I don't know. She's going to get some time, Chrissy,
Go get you some, Chris, go for yours. I'm on
that boat with you. I'm on that boat with you
to London. I'm living vicariously through you and Donald. Calm down,
just kidding. I don't know. You're more excited. You're more
giddy about this than Chrissy. Is new love, baby, It's
fun enough. New love is amazing, Chrissy. Um, I have

(01:24:23):
a question, Um, how often do you guys FaceTime? Is
it like an everyday thing? Zach? We talk every day
and we are on zoom dates like once or twice
a week, Like I have a date to sit down
and talk and you have dinner. We baked muffins ones,
Oh my god, Joel muffins. We have a dance party. Ed. Yeah,

(01:24:45):
this is what kind of music does he like? What
kind of music does he like? Cocktail? Okay, he likes
all the good stuff. He likes all the kind of
stuff that you guys like. We have a playlist. We'll
get some if you don't like, no, bad bunny, we
got a problem. Yeah Spanish Donald knows Shay. Then I'm

(01:25:05):
gonna tell you when I was when I when I
was a waiter, my best friends were the bus boys
and they were all Mexican, Mexican fellows who didn't speak
much English, and I didn't speak in Spanish, and so
all I would pick up was the ship that they
would yell at me and they would be like, rappy
do pinch away. They would call them cock is skeleton right? Yeah? Yeah?

(01:25:29):
And then and then I had a bad I had
bad posture. I'd be sitting there and they and they go,
pinche cameo rappy doll, CAMEO is camel. They'd be like,
come on, camel, hurry up. Mean like I like that
they called skeleton man, they called you the fucking skeleton.

(01:25:50):
But we were we we loved each other. We were
cracking up. We would it was. It was. It was
one of those awesome relationships where we didn't really understand
each other, but we fucking laughed harder than ever, you
know what I mean, when you work in a restaurant,
you know, like when ship hits the fan and you're
just like buried, and like you just had to laugh
at a certain point. And this was like a fan

(01:26:11):
you know, I've told the story of Ze Times was a
a fancy restaurant everything. You just have a Saturday night
at prime time, you just have to laugh, like, all right,
every table is gonna be mad because X y Z
just happened. You just have to giggle. Anyway, would not
be the way. Yeah, I don't know, Shay, I'm gonna

(01:26:32):
let you say if this is true or not. But
the Hispanic culture busting people's chops a lot, right, I mean,
you're always trying to kind of look fun at people
took fun at each other. I don't know if that's
that's such a generalization. My ex's family was that way. Well,
I think that's American culture too, because that's all Donald
I do too. Well, yeah, that's true, that's true. Yeah,
but I think it was definitely those words that would

(01:26:54):
come in they I can't remember anything they used to
call me, but oh yeah, a little wilder, that's wilder.
All right. We should probably begin to end the show, um, right,
because it's gone along. Yes, do you have another fixure?
I don't think she needs another fix your life? What
else we fixed your life? Yeah? Go ahead. I I
just think, you know, this relationship it's so far fetched.

(01:27:17):
I get it, you know, but it is for real.
It's bringing you. Nobody thinks it's far fetched, Chrissy. Nobody thinks.
Fact that you found the fact that you found love
the way you found love is a great thing, and
the fact that we're a part of it makes us
feel great about going to officiate the wedding. We're just
trying to make sure that you protect yourself before you

(01:27:39):
riggidy wreck yourself because you don't know. I mean, granted,
you guys have a lot of conversation online and stuff
like that, but you know, we just had so much
in common with how much we love the show and
all the music from it and all that. That's great.
And listen, all I want to say is, Chrissy, I
really remember this. You're lit up. You know, you're really
lit up, and that's all we want. We want to
bring you to be very happy for that. And I'm

(01:28:01):
very happy that I was a part of I'm very
happy that I was a part of your connection, your
love connection. We're so happy that you found someone. And
who knows, you know, this could be something serious or not.
Who cares. The fact is that you're putting yourself out
there and you're and you did it all during COVID
and that's great and we're very very happy for you. Oh,
thank you so much. It's been it's been really cool.

(01:28:23):
I mean, it was like I said when I was
on the first time, it's like, oh, it's a dream
come true. But then like, actually, this guy, he's a
dream come true. He's just and it's just so funny,
you know that we met this way, and it's not
like everybody. It's not like I had more than one
person who was like, you know, looking at me that way.
It was just more this guy, he was like, I

(01:28:44):
really just thought you had a very interesting story. And
then more we got to know each other. It was
just kind of meant to be. So this is great.
Listen if if it does work out, I'm just saying,
if it does, who knows, it would be a really
great podcast finale for us. If Donald and I could marry,

(01:29:05):
now you had a time, because that would be after
season nine and we're only on five or more maybe
probably that's probably about two years from now. So if
he doesn't, I never did in the Mass, we did
this over a year. Yeah, maybe it would be probably
two years. Yeah, see how it coached. Even if we
even if we could, maybe we'll just um do your

(01:29:27):
commitment ceremony or you know what we'll do, Donald, I
just won't ever get licensed, and so it'll be total
bullshit and so it'll just be for everyone to enjoy,
but it won't really mean anything. Well it's a practice, Yeah,
it'll be we'll do the practice from we'll do the
audition for you, audition if you were involved in any way,
shape or form, even if you just sent us some

(01:29:47):
kombucha to the wedding way, well, don't get ahead of yourself,
but don't get And I love it and I I'm
so happy, Chris, thank you so much. Thank you at
least and please let Joel um know how how it
goes in England. You're gonna love it over there. I

(01:30:08):
I too, have had a lot of fun in that.
I was gonna say I had so much. I wouldn't
ask about that, but I'm sure you know flow. I'm
not sure where she's from originally in England, Oxford, Oxford.
I don't think you'll be spending much time up there,
although I could give you lots of recommendations if you were.
But anyway, you have a great time and um and
please keep us abreast of your situation. I won't tell

(01:30:32):
your mother I said hello and thank you. Yes, And
the book is called The Falling Downtime For those of
you who are going through a similar divorce. When you
need to explain what's happening to young children, you're not hearing.
You're just not only hearing it from a woman who
went through divorced with children, but she's a divorce attorney
and she recommends it. So I'm I know I'm biased,
but take Chrissy's word for it. My mom's book, The

(01:30:54):
Falling Downtime, written by a child psychologist, is on Amazon. Chris,
you make you want to say before you go, I
got well one more thing, you know. Shout out to Martin,
my love and he is he's also a child of divorce,
and I think if if he and some of mine
Zach can can grow up to be these happy, healthy,

(01:31:16):
well adjusted, successful men, that's all I can pray for
for my kids. And so that's the kind of person
I want them to be. So I'm going to She said,
I was well adjusted. She don't know. She don't know
you very well, bro, she doesn't know you meet my
compliment asked, okay, take it. Take it. In that moment,
I was well adjusted, and then it went away. Okay,
well get adjust, get back adjusted. I am. I'm going

(01:31:37):
to chiropractor next week. All right, Chrissy, thank you so much.
We appreciate you. Thank you all baby that shah. You know,
I would say the same thing to you, buddy. I
would say the same thing to you if you were
going someplace. I would say the same thing to all
of you, if you were going someplace to meet somebody
that you only met online. I would warn all of

(01:31:59):
you that, of course, you know, to have a backup plan.
I don't want anything, I don't think, to be honest,
anyone out there to think, because she's going over there,
that she needs to protect herself. This, by the way,
I think every she should do. She's not going to
listen to me because she made a joke that we
were like being her parents. She should go plant down
at the cousin's house and then go meet him at
a restaurant like she's going on a normal date and

(01:32:21):
if they click, like they're obviously going to click because
they're facetiming all the time and probably having I imagine
internet sex. Um, then just go home with them like
you would on a normal date that goes well, but
like go put your bags down at your cousin's house.
That's what I would do. I agree with that. I
would grown ass woman and do what she wants her life. Um.

(01:32:43):
All right, Well that was the show. Check out all
of Shay's writing at halfway books dot com. Shay, You're
the best guest we ever have on I'll take it.
It's a live but I'll take it. I noticed your
Blood and Blood Out poster that you got up on
the back. I'll tell you something right now, you got
some I got some poison for the spider, but but
for tomorrow. That right, there's one of my favorite movie,

(01:33:05):
Blood and Blood Out. It's one of my favorite movies.
Is about It's like Kate Kid, No it's not. It's
about these three cousins, right, the three cousins, and one
of them is an artist, one of them grows to
become a cop, and the one that's the white one,
the one that has so much to prove becomes a
fucking felon dude, like a fucking a bad guy in

(01:33:26):
the prison system. And it's such a fucking great movie.
It was it wasn't It originally called Bound by Honor
or something like that, and then they changed it to
Blood and Blood. This is because this is one of
the best. This is one of dopest movies. This is
would introduced everybody to Benjamin Bratt too. Benjamin brattson this.
This is one of the first movies before before he
did Long Ordergram continues to overlap I love I love

(01:33:48):
this so much, you have nobody else ever knows about
this movie. Donald knows. The alternate title Dude, that was
one of my jams man. We used to watch that
ship back in the day, me and my buddy Sean Ellis.
We used to watch that back in the day. It
was because it was so dope and mostly because of
been Brat, because he was so cool in this ship,
you know what I mean. Like dude he he plays

(01:34:10):
He plays an undercover cop who kind of forgets about
where he comes from. And the dude from Fame, Jesse
from Fame, fucking reminds him of where he's from. Dude,
it is one of the dopest movies. Man. Well, to
make sure they never exchange Pea, because I really have
a pang of jealousy in my heart. All right, everybody,
thank you so much for tuning in. Um we love

(01:34:32):
you very much. Be kind out there. It's rough, man. Wow,
the earth is having a the powers that be and
the Earth Mother Earth are are upset. Let's just leave
it at that and be nice to each other. Be kind,
be loving. It's so easy to be nice, and it's
so easy to be kind. It's one of the easiest
things to do. Mad. Think about all the energy you

(01:34:55):
have to muster up to be a dick and to
be mad and to be angry, and it could be
his them all as holding the door for someone, or
as as tiny as not writing the hateful tweet to
someone that you were about to write. Just be kind.
Let's this is rough out there for people, and people
are are are struggling, and there's no reason for you
not to be loving and kind. As the truck that

(01:35:16):
passed me said on the back of it, be kind,
be careful, be yourself, Shay, is there anything you want
to say no. That's a perfect message to end on.
I'm in a total agreement. Don't send me mean tweets,
all right, don't counts out baby about you. We made

(01:35:37):
about a bunch of docs and nurses stories. Sound yea
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