524: My Transition

On this week's episode, JD tries to woo Kim but Elliot "Good Time Killer" Reid keeps getting in the way. In the real world, we've reached the end of season 5! What the hell are we going to do when we run out of episodes?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Kasey, come down here. Don't do these kids, And that's
what we never opened the show with Casey Cobb. This
is very exciting. Well, you know, now I have to
come up here and make sure my husband's all set

(00:22):
up and everything you do, you do. You're like his momager.
I know, I know you're like you're like his momager.
You're his Chris Jenner. Yeah, I even test test tes.
Nobody likes that. Nobody's test your regular speaking volume and

(00:45):
not at your peak level. Yes, and Casey, hi, how
are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm just checking make
sure he's all set up. I plugged in the computer form. Yeah,
and I'm that shit. I did that ship city yesterday.
One O two, Casey, one O two PM for Donald
is very nice, Thank you for that. Yep, Wait, what

(01:07):
do you say? Do what I can do? One out
two for you is very nice versus one twelve so mad?
The fans can't see how mad his face is. All right,
we gotta start the show. We love you, hi, hie,
Casey fie. What does he mean by one out two?

(01:27):
You got on at one O two? My god? Hi oh,
I was on way before that, y'all didn't let me
into my fucking room. I was on hold way before that. Donald,
I have the participant list right here. Yeah, don't lie
to Daniel. Daniel could eat a dick. He've been freaking
hanging out with these new girl motherfucker's a little too
much now now now on the sudden, now sending Daniel

(01:52):
all up pretty. They treat me better over there, they
treat me. I get fucking They send me gift baskets.
Look at Dan, did they send you gift back kids?
Zoe sent us really great bo chocolates. I'm not sending
them enough shit you want that? Do you want that?

(02:12):
I know you're good, I know, But do you want
on this? That weird batman thing I showed you? I
can nobody wants that weird. I'm gonna take it. What
are you gonna do? We collectible statues? What are you
gonna do it? Don't don't don't mention what it is
because I don't want to dis I don't want to
dis anybody. But I feel like Joel could find a
home for it. She's a collector of this sort of memorabilia. Truly,

(02:37):
It'll go great on my bookshelf with all my other
cool collectibles. Yes, okay, and I just started getting into
oh god, first of all one, Yes, but that's not
what I was talking about. I'm really starting to get
into these Mesco one twelve action figures. They're high in

(02:57):
action figures. Uh, there's so freaking dope. They don't have
any Star Wars yet, but they have this thing called
Rumble Society and Gomez and they do all of the
DC and Marvel characters and their costumes. But but it's
like like Wolverine's outfit is made out of leather, and

(03:19):
like it's and there's six inches, so you could put
them into all of your six inch diorama. Uh, if
you are an action figure collector, that is anyway it
is fire so are you? Can you use them for
animating or they just for decoration? Well, for a lot
of people it's for decoration. For me, it's for animation.

(03:40):
Do they have Yelena from Black Widow? I just posted
them in the chat fill in check. Marvel definitely has,
Marvel definitely has a bunch of things. But I don't,
I don't. I've never seen I don't see it. Well
then I'm not shopping there. Um. I love you guys.
High fans, high listeners, thank you for joining us. As always,

(04:03):
we appreciate the time that you give us. You you
you tune in, you could be tuning into one of
nine quadrillion podcasts, and you choose us, and we genuinely
thank you for that. I hope that we're worthy. I
hope that we're as good as the New Girl podcast
produced by Joel and Daniel. How's that going, guys? Um?

(04:23):
Everybody getting along over there? Andy in fighting it's been
really lovely. Just you know, they're just kind people and
there's going You're cutting in and out Joel to see
our experience. It sounds what she said came through though. No,

(04:44):
well it sounded it sounded like a lot. Oh well
because on our side it sounded like a lot of gibberish,
just not sounding. Yeah, this is what it sounds like
a lot. It sucks over there. They don't. Yeah, they're
still fresh. They haven't been broken yet with the with
the breakup. Yeah, Donald's right, with the breakup of your sound.
What came out was it sucks over there. I'm not

(05:06):
happy and bangs are lame. That's what I heard. That
that's what I heard. I heard. That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about. Yes, Um, Now I have
a question right off the bat, Donald, Now i've seen
Clueless before. I don't remember you horseback riding that's in Clueless. Yes,

(05:29):
there was a television show. Oh the television show version,
because Scrub's wiki is trying to say that we stole
this from Clueless, and I'm like, this wasn't in Clueless.
It wasn't a television show something very similar. So this
is the season finale of season five, and the only
thing that comes to mind, Donald, is we still have

(05:50):
no plan for what happens when we finished this darn show.
We're enjoying this, The fans are enjoying this. We're flying through.
We're gonna be on seasons six. You're gonna be naked
in the fetal position on the floor crying when we
get to season eight. You know what, I don't think
I'm gonna cry, but I do think we need to

(06:11):
hurry up and get our ship together and figure out
what we're gonna do next. Yeah, because looks and if
you do a normal interview celebrities, shit, that's you need
a booker, Like I gotta hire it because because I'm
not trying to like call everyone in my phone book
and beg people my phone book. Isn't that thick? I
only know a few people. I know you. Yeah, I
already on the show. Yeah, you know what I mean.

(06:32):
So it's like, you know what we're gonna dude, you
could get to the Hill. I d like we could
totally do a sit uh Scrubs crossover. The fans are
asking for it, you know what I mean. I've never
watched an episode of Psych. I'm not gonna lie though,
but I come in either. I haven't either, but it
does feel a bit. And I don't mean to disum

(06:54):
Psych fans or anyone involved with Psych. It does feel
like whomever created it was a fan of Scrubs. Shots fired. Yeah,
I feel like I feel like that was shots fired.
But I didn't mean that there's a Psych one. I'm
sure that's actually when I ran into Dulee Hill at
the airport, I was like, you gotta do a podcast.

(07:14):
We're having so much fun doing it and uh, and
I bet your Psych fans would love it. And I
was there. I was there trying to convince Duley to
do a Psych rewatch. I mean, I bought him a mimosa. Yeah,
you know how I love Duley Man. That's a very
classy thing to do by And I said, I'm going
to be letting a mimosa, Duley Hill, would you like one?

(07:36):
And he said, as a matter of fact, Zach Braff,
I would nice. So I went and got that man
a mimosa. I like that. I also love the fact
that we talked about we brought it back around. We're
talking about Duley Hill again. I missed I missed this conversation.
I missed us talking about the talents of this man.
Did you know that Duley is one of the best

(07:57):
half dancers in the world, in the world, in the world.
When I was a young person, there was a Broadway
show called The Tap Dance Kid. I believe Alfonso uh
erated original role, and then I believe Dulay Hill took over.
I'm not sure where. I think either Doulay did the
travel or I'm not sure, but Savion took over. I

(08:21):
think Savion Glover took over for then. I believe is
definitely who who were young men who played The Tap
Dance Kid. I think Dulay did it on Broadway, maybe
after Savion, Well, he was definitely in the group of
young So the musical. All I remember from the musical,
of course, is that it involved the premise involved a

(08:42):
young child, such great music, and a young child who
was an incredible tap dancer. Now I don't remember any
of the music, such great music. And you know what
else I remember, you else, I remember what they're big
stunt because you know, musicals back in the day, if
you were gonna be on Broadway, you had to have
like a crazy set, or you had to was the stunt.
You know. Now it they're often more minimal. But the
Roosevelt Alan cable car goes down across the whole stage

(09:05):
and it was a big it was a big wow
moment in their set. They had some great music that
in that show, Like I've even put some of it
in rhymes, like parts of it. Like they had one
song called class Act about how you know, the mom,
the dad and the uncle had this dope dance team

(09:28):
back in the day that was real fire and they
used to, you know, do all of this dancing. But
obviously something happened and now they don't dance anymore, and
the dad's more serious and they've got all real jobs.
But the song was like we've got a class act.
It's a well known fact. You can tell by the

(09:48):
swell clientell. We attract Dipsy and me and Daddy makes three? Okay.
And then there was also dancing is everything? Dancing is
having fun like the tire of these fucking tap dance

(10:09):
kids songs. Anyway, Joel, did you find the trivia out
a fonzo? Rim? Did the original Broadway cast? Do? They
hilled at the National Touring Company two years later? Okay,
thank you. It's the season five finale, everybody, And what
a segue. That's a segue five six, seven eight sho.
We made about a bunch of doc nurses around here,

(10:42):
YadA around here. So let's get into the television show Scrubs.
Donald zoom zoom zoom. Now, wasn't zoom zoom zoom a
car commercial thing? I don't remember? It was a Mazda
carcaman zoomoom zoom. It was. As Hunda is the sponsor

(11:09):
for these shows, I will respectfully say, zoom zoom zoom
was an awesome joke. It came out of nowhere. First
of all, I I think the Hunda people are fine
with us mentioning a different car in terms of how
it relates to scrubs. Okay, Well, Zoom zoom Zoom was
an awesome joke I remember because the song was so catchy. Well,

(11:34):
at the time we were doing this, it was everywhere.
It was their big campaign. Yeah, and it was their
jingle zoom zoom zoom. But there was like so many
versions of it. There was like zoom zoom where they whisper,
and then there was the there was like, I bet
they even did like the African version of it where
it was like the African Serengetti home zoom zoom zoom

(11:59):
zoomzoomzoomsomeber I don't remember that particular ad. I do remember,
I bet you they go ahead. I just loved it.
Somewhere there was some John Tesh like figure that was
sitting at home zoom zoom zoom and got paid a
lot of money, sent it in, sent it, submitted it.

(12:21):
He's like, they're never gonna go for this. What if
I just go zoom zoom zoom and Moss like, oh
my god, It's like, what's the what's the tagline? Well,
they want the card to you know, seem like it
goes fast, so like a zoom yeah zoit he goes
into the conference room and he's like, all right, guys,
you ready, zoom zoom zoom. And they're like they're just staring.

(12:46):
They're like, is there more? And he's like, no, that's it.
It's just zoom zoom zoom. And they're like, John Tesh,
you get the fuck adding here? You have lost for magic?
What about McDonald's. They don't even have a fucking and
there's not even words in it. It's just say that's it.

(13:08):
That's it. It's like some yeah, but how hard is
it to come up with? I just want to know
if it was a buy out or if he gets
paid per zoom that's not even probably is like when
somebody's like, yo, you know how the song goes just
like Papa zoom zoom. All right, so listen, um, this

(13:35):
is the introduction of zoom zoomzoom. I really laughed out
loud when I slid in on the counter hit him
trying to ask her out on a date. Um the uh.
We know that Cox and Jordan are sick and tired
of the toddler stage. Potty training is happening. Jack seems
to be pooing all over the place, but working on
his potty training. Donald, you must have a lot of

(13:57):
experience with with potty training. Yes, pooed into television. I do.
I remember when Rocco pooed in the toilet for the
first time, and we were all very excited. But then
what it meant was we would have to wipe his
butt after he pooed in the toilet. And it wasn't
as sloppy as it wasn't a diaper, but there's something still. Yeah,

(14:19):
it's not pleasurable. It's not something that I'm looking forward
to as a parent if I ever become a parent.
Um that stage where your kid is calling from the
bathroom and you have done, I don't like that. Yeah.
I want to be like, all right, great, wipe your ass. Yeah,
so what's the thing they can't wipe? They don't know

(14:39):
how to wipe their ass, not for a while. Well,
they know how to, they get the concept of it
and everything. They're gonna do a sloppy job. That'sh It's
gonna be all over there. But you know what I mean.
So you have to go in there. They yell I'm done,
and then you have to go in there and what
you have to spread. I don't have to do that anymore.
But you know, if you have a good system, they
you know, it makes it a lot easier. You get

(15:05):
to wipe the butt and it's it's it's way easier
than having to clean a diaper too. Diaper's the worst, man,
that'sh I just think it's funny, like a diaper gets
inside crevices. At least with the dog, you you pick
it up with a little baggy and you don't ever
have to get in there, like you know, you have to.
I'm not like taking toilet paper to my dog's ass. No,

(15:28):
if you had a monkey, I imagine you would. What
about if it's diarrhea and you have to be like,
oh man, well you have to pick that up if
you have a dog. If I'm done and you go
in there and it's a hot mess, at least it's
in the toilet and not on the floor, I don't know.
But it stinks too, that's the other thing. It smells

(15:49):
so bad. Look, you guys, the human feces is horrible.
H Fecal matter just is not. Uh, it does not
go well with at least when it's yours, it's bad enough,
But when it's somebody else's even if you made the person.
It's not got to be enjoyable at all. Yeah, not
at all. How old are they when they're like finally

(16:10):
able to wipe? Um, hopefully they wipe at a very
young age. Um, you know, but sometimes it can last.
I don't know. I'm gonna try yelling. I'm gonna try
yelling when I'm done. I'm done. See if anybody comes running,
anybody come and wipe that ass man so Kelso's legs.
This is a running joke that Kelso has ripped legs. Now,

(16:33):
I don't think that was really ken. I think it's
safe to say, Yeah, I looked like like Luke for
Rignos or like Lance Armstrong. I mean they were very ripped. Yeah,
and they're shaved, so it's probably a cyclist. Yeah. And
Ted's lost his house, it's been evicted and he and
his mom are living in his car or her car

(16:56):
with the confront of the with the cats in front
of the hospital. Now I really fall for Kim because
she not only she was so beautiful, but she zoom zoom, zooms,
she zooms zoom. Yeah, and then she claims to have
invented it. And we never gave Maza any tip of
the hat to this. This was just like we pretended

(17:17):
that the Masta thing had never happened, because anybody could
have made that up. Just like that. I'm loving saying
the people at MAZA really missed out an opportunity to
try and capitalize on this. I mean, what were they
gonna do, sue us? No, I mean like working a
Mazda ad, you know, for le extra money. I bet
you they did. I bet you. In some way we

(17:38):
were promoting moms get that once. Do you remember what
it was I forgot to be spoken about this. I
think it was like I think it was like a vacation.
Yes it was. It was so cringey. I still cringe
about it when I think about it. But this was
in the era just we were shooting scrubs at this
point in the era when they had begun to try
and get ads into shows, like in in new ways

(18:00):
other than just going to commercials, because everyone started TVO
came out and was fast forwarding commercials and they started
to figure out like, oh what if they somehow worked
it into the show. And some people were doing this
more effectively than others. But ours was like our bills
attempt on our shows was like, we were like looking
for a vacation spot to go and I was like,
but Turk, if we used trip Advisor, we could be there.

(18:24):
They'd help us save up and you were like, I
don't know, JD. And it was so I hated it.
I hated I felt like I felt so dirty. But
I did it for Uncle Bill. Well, you know, something
had to pay the bills, probably got to do a
really awesome finale because of it, or got to go
to Was this the year we went to Vegas? I

(18:44):
don't know. I don't know. I just remember that we
stopped after that because we all didn't like it. It
felt really really gross. Um So the door hit at
the end of the cold open, Wow, that was me.
And you know I'm always impressed with a glass door hit.
What hap that you really well? The curtain into the
breaking of the head is definitely not me. The trapping
the curtain head through glass well, which is obviously breakaway glass,

(19:07):
is not um me, But I do do it my
standard go to glass door face hit right, which was fire.
I'm always proud of it when it looks good and
you do it well, thank you. It's one of my skills,
you know. I don't have many skills, Donald, I make movies.
You have quite a few skills. No, I can. I

(19:27):
can act. I can make movies. What else can I do?
You can dance, you can sing. I can't really dance.
I can sing competently. You can dance enough to be
on Broadway, That's true. And when you see the dance off,
I gotta say, way, do you see the dance off?
I do? And cheaper by the dozen. I had a
hip hop coach, Donald, Wait a second, you had somebody

(19:48):
come up and be like this woman? Was it that?
Oh my god? Was it the lady was that was like,
this isn't hip hop? This is hip hop? Your legs out?
Was it that lady? Was it that lady that's like,
see this hip hop? Is this hip hop? Is? Do
you see that shoulder pop? That's hip hop? Isn't that lady?
Please tell me what it was. During COVID, it would

(20:10):
be in my gym at my house and this woman
would come over and she was amazing. She's hilarious, and
we she'd crank hip hop and dance music and we
we just she would like, let me see what you
can do, like just start moving, and it's so embarrassing,
like I would just be like, you know, in front
of the mirrors in my gym, I'd be like just
moving and like giving every showing her everything I got,

(20:30):
and she's like, okay, okay, I see who we're working with.
But she was like she was like inspiring, like she
would really like like no matter how embarrassing and nerdy
and dorky I looked, she would be like all right,
all right. And then she teached me some moves and
we had fun. She was a blast, and then we
did a whole choreographed dance number in the in the

(20:51):
in the in Cheaper by the Dozen coming to March eighteenth. Well,
I just find out you're getting a spoiler alert, but
you're getting a big one of those big boxes where
they say, here, watch the movie with these treats for
your kids, and maybe I can get Joel and Daniel
one of those two. I will make an unboxing. I
would hear in Hollywood for those of you who don't

(21:13):
know they want to get stars, who who might um
tweet or or instagram about something. They send you these boxes,
especially new during COVID when they can't really have premieres anymore,
and they'll have like, you know, things in it, like
you know, if it's not a kids movie, let's say
it's a it's a it's a regular adult movie. They'd
be like, please enjoy this dinner and glass and bottle

(21:36):
of fancy wine whilst you enjoy an early screening of
such and such, And they're hoping that you're gonna then
go on Instagram and Twitter and be like, oh my god,
I love this so much, right right, right, right, So anyway,
they're doing that for cheaper and for for for parents,
for parents like you, Donald, You'll be getting something juicy.

(21:57):
That's great. We are on fire. These guys got their
other podcasts that they do. Good for you. I'm happy
for the New Girl podcast. Good for you. That's great.
But my buddy Zach got a movie that he directed
and he's also got cheaper by the dozen. Yeah, heads
are happening, happening, all right, let's do Let's talk about
the show Scrubs. Okay, come on, enough enough enough pumping

(22:20):
up Donald and all his achievements. Um, what are you
talking about? I'm just I love you. Todd is grabbing
his crotch a little too much. Todd says, it's moving
looking at Judy's belly and then she says, Todd, you're
touching your penis, yes, and he says no, sorry, he
said I felt it move yea. She says, you're touching

(22:40):
your penis. Um, floating head doctor is back. Floating head doctor.
What a mess floating head doctor creates. It just never
works out when when when the body is separated from
the head. I think that's a lesson that we all
need to learn from Scrubs. But well, head has all
the brains, but head also head butts. Yeah, head head
Elizabeth Banks because she's not getting enough mic time at

(23:03):
the karaoke shows. Good, don't go break in my heart? Yeah,
what his body expected to do? He's getting cooked dinners?
But without a brain right? Or eyes or eyes right? Trinky?
Very difficult. You need you need a brain, obviously. I'm
sure there's probably ridiculously amazing blind chefs, but you need

(23:24):
a brain. I definitely feel like you need a brain
to cook anything. Yes, So um, there you go. That
a body shows up on fire from trying to cook
and stays on fire. Nobody puts body out, yes, And
when jad headbuts Banks and she falls down, um, he
asks everyone to clap their hands in the air and

(23:45):
body still on fire is the only one that listens.
But you know what, how does he listen? It must
be a feeling that body has. I guess. I guess
the mind is still controlling body even though they are separated.
I see icy. So you're saying the head can tell body, Well,
he's able to say body, come. I don't know. There's

(24:06):
just a lot of holes in this how this works. Okay, yeah,
because it's a floating head. Also, I like the way
I say I've beat up many nudes, Like the nerdiest
person in the world is trying to brag. I think
we were. Also, I think we were. You also got

(24:26):
a kick out of how you said nerd, especially back
then we used to I remember us doing that where
we used to take words and try to stretch them
out and make them sound funny. But the idea of
the nerdiest person in the world being like, oh, don't
you worry, Kim, I beat up many minutes. How about
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I

(24:48):
want my baby back. That was the second. That's the
second jingle of a big company that we were hijacking
this one. I wonder if we had to get the
licensing for because we're actually talking about Chili's, the restaurant.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby chilies, baby
back ribs. Have you ever had Chili's baby back ribs? Donald,
I've never had their baby back ribs, but I have

(25:10):
gone to Chilies for happy hour. What kind of food
is chilies? It's kind of just like everything right, Uh? No, barbecue,
it's bar barbecue. Yeah, okay, Joel, have you been to Chilies? Oh? Yeah, Man,
I've been broken in college inside of the Chilies before. Daniel,
you seem like a Chilies guy. Absolutely on the road.

(25:31):
Ian and I would stop at a Chilies too all
the time to get some apps. Great spot. They also
got a good burger. They got a good peppercorn burger there,
you know what I mean. They got a good margarita
at Chili's. It sounds like they have a baby back ribs.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby baby, baby back,
baby back. Yeah, I've never I've never had the baby
back ribs. So baby showers, let's talk about that. Isn't

(25:56):
what is the steal again? I'm it's far in to me.
It's mostly traditionally the women go right and then the
husband comes at the end. Or isn't that the stereotypically
the way it's saying stereotypically, that's how it is done.
The I remember for my baby shower, we went and
played golf and then I came at the end or
something like that. I don't think I've ever been to

(26:18):
a baby shower. I've been to, Joelle. Have you been
to them? I know, I know in the movies, they're
always like the women are all gathered around and then
the woman is opening up presents, going oh, it's so good. Yeah,
that's essentially that's even capsuleted perfectly what happens. But then
there's also the disgusting thing like someone desither there needed
to be games and they should be baby related, and

(26:39):
for the most part they're discussed like tastes baby food,
what it is, which they do in the show. Um,
but I want to do one where they smeared a
bunch of different types of like brown desserts and napers
and they were like smell and I guess what, I'm like,
that is foul? Why did you? I didn't like the idea,
and all I had to do was go, oh, that's
so if I have to smell a diaper and guess well,

(27:02):
for the for the parents of said baby that's soon
to be born, it's a great day because you're getting
all of these things. Like I'm gonna tell you something
right now, for all of you who hate going to
baby showers and everything, show up with something when you do, go,
show up with something that's helpful. Yeah, sure the outfit

(27:23):
is cute. Yeah sure that's a cute little rattle. But
come with some diapers. Yo. If you want to help out,
come with a freaking crib. Yo. You want to help out,
you know what I mean? Like for real, you want
to You think people clown, but diapers go a long way. Man,
you run out come with My stepsister had twins and

(27:45):
I send her like a trailer of diapers. It was like,
you are the best brother ever in the history of brothers. Man.
Like that's understanding the assignment all of this. Let's make
this shit cute. It's some bullshit, but I give him
like to buy the cute little outfit and no, but
look because they don't got no kids. Those are the motherfuckers.

(28:08):
I haven't got no kids. No, man, I'm trying to
tell you right now, you've got to say, if I'm
forced to come, I'm buying a cute little outfit. I'm not.
Oh yeah, I'm not. Like if I pissed at you,
they'd be like this motherfuck because the outfit only gets
warned like maybe once or twice. The only serotonin hint
I'm gonna have the whole experience is when they opened

(28:29):
my baby Jordan's bring I'm just saying, bring something to
the table that's gonna help the young couple out, or
that's gonna help whoever is receiving said presents. Bring something
that's gonna help them. Bring a mother fucking a dresser
or a changing table. You know what I'm saying, hook,

(28:49):
I'm somebody up, all right? Well, the poor JD's Deck
has become a cruising spot for older gay gentleman. That's hilarious, man, best,
best your your JD's freaking Deck has become pretty much
a social club. It's a hangout spot for not just
gay men, but senior gay men. Senior gay men. Yes,

(29:11):
and Jad's cleaning up and he finds an Apple teeny
and he goes Apple teeny. When did they start drinking
straight guy drinks? They don't even clean up after themselves
and it's really rude. It's one thing to use my
my deck as a as a gay cruising spot, but
at least clean up. How did they find said deck? How? Oh,

(29:33):
the janitor posted it in the hospital, right, But how
did the How is the hospital such a freaking like
it's the inner web all of a sudden, like it
just travels, you know, any any senior gay person at
the hospital because they told their friends, and word travels fast. Listen.
I imagine there's not a lot of beautiful outdoor spots
that are specifically intended for old gay hooking up and

(29:57):
mingling and um in the area of the hospital. And uh,
and this one was well advertised with flyers. The janitor
made flyers that say old gay like decks and it
has my picture on it. I would love to have
one of those deck, just one of those flyers. I

(30:20):
would have one of those flyers frames. It's a great
frame piece. Um. If any fan wants to give me
a fan present and they know how to use photoshops,
just please recreate that for me. Okay. So, and also,
the old gay men love your hose. Yeah. I tried
to try and spray them off the deck with my hose,

(30:43):
and they apparently loved it. And then I screamed of
them that lay Miss was in town, meaning that that's
where they should be right and and you knew from
personal experience that I'm like, daddy, lay business in town.
Why aren't you there? That's a better spot for you.

(31:08):
I want to talk about this horseback riding thing, which
is pretty epic, and I shot this. Builder Lawrence directed this,
but I directed the uh the sort of beach second union,
And I'll tell you stories after this quick break. This

(31:30):
beach thing gargle was so epic to shoot. Um, and
it's only on screen for a short amount of time,
but if only I could show you how epic it
was to do that. Um, we had a we had
a hum so, so we had the horses, but it's
very hard. We had the stunt people riding the horses bareback,
because that's pretty damn hard for someone who doesn't know
how to ride a horse. So what we did was

(31:52):
I did we did this research, and I was like,
what are they use on like like for close ups
and horseback riding movies? And we found out that one
of the things they have of you remember the old
school exercise bikes that would move like back and forward
as you pedaled. So someone came up with the idea
of putting two of those on a trailer, and then

(32:15):
we pulled that with a hummer. There was a hummer
literally this rig. Maybe I can find a picture, Joell,
we could post online. It was so elaborate, but it
was like a hummer that you know a film, a
hummer that had been tricked out for filming that had
a crane arm off the back of the hummer that
was pulling the trailer with the two old school exercise
bikes on it. So we could get that shot that

(32:37):
starts on Elizabeth Banks loving it and then slowly pans
over to me and painting it because that was not
going to be feasible at all on real horses to
get that shot, So, I don't know, it was fun.
We had a lot of toys that day to execute that,
and it's really funny. I laughed out loud when you

(32:57):
when the camera revealed it's such a funny shot of
Elizabeth Banks um smiling and just in heaven on horseback,
and then you panned me just having my nuts ransacked.
I don't know why anyone would bear back horse ride.
I mean you need like a cup well, you need
you need more than that, man, like riding bareback. There's

(33:20):
there's no like you gotta have. You gotta have skill
as a horse. Of course, you have to have skill.
I'm saying my experience, even briefly, was that. Or you
really got on a horse back? Yeah? I got on
bare back the horse for like a few shots. Yeah,
get the funk out of here. Yeah, you're out of
your mind right there. Man, that's had to hurt. I

(33:42):
don't remember if I had a cup on or not,
but it doesn't it doesn't dovetail nicely with the male anatomy.
I thought it's not comfy. It took a lot of
work to get those shots, but it looked pretty and
it was very funny. And and then the crane's up
and it looks like she's like about to perform filatio

(34:04):
on me, but she's feeling my balls and she says, um,
the right one's always been bigger, And I say yep,
and I go, wait, you're right? Or stage right because
always funny. Stage right, for those of you who don't know,
is a theater term for because you know, when you're
facing out if you're on the stage facing out. That's

(34:29):
how you that's how you talk about left and right.
So stage right, if you're on the stage facing out,
would be the right way, and in stage left would
be the left way. So you know, if someone's if
a director's directing you while you're on the stage and
they say left right, it's confusing because you're looking at
each other. So that's how the term stage right and
stage left became necessary. Yes, Daniel, I have a question.
I've also heard the term for the other side being

(34:50):
called house right and left exactly. Yes. Cool. So they
don't often use that, um no in theater, but but
it is. It is u I think often more used
in like concerts and venues and stuff. House left, house right,
stage left, stage right. So let's talk about some of
the themes of the show. We talked about it. This

(35:12):
whole shows about everybody having a new transition. When when
I heard that, I thought it was going to be
like a job, you know, coming through and people moving
on to new things. I thought that's what was about
to happen because we were going into the end of
the season and I, you know, not necessarily remembering everything
as the show started. I was like, Okay, I'm I'm wrong.

(35:33):
Maybe the transition is you know, something else. But there's
a lot of great moments in this Jordan and Cox
realizing how much fun even in their misery. Yeah, how
much fun it was to watch Jack get to the
moment that he's at right now, and how now they've

(35:56):
they're informed and they could definitely handle what's ahead of
them now that they're having a baby. Turk and Carla,
well I'll get to them too. But I couldn't understand
why Elliott why she was cock blocking. I think it's
see I mean, if if my first answer is that
Bill is seeding the fact that she's already jealous. Um,

(36:17):
you know, we know they're going to end up together spoiler,
but um, he's he's laying the foundation of whenever she's
sensing that that JD kind of likes someone, that she
becomes a c blocker. Well she lingers in the background
and everything like that, and Elliott's Elliott read moment killer
that was in this episode, dude, And I definitely feel

(36:38):
like Bill was like, you know, in real life, this
is how I believe it to be. Also, if you
truly love someone and it's not too meant to be
let them go and if they come back then you
know it's it's supposed to happen, but you know you
gotta let them be free. And at this point, so ja,
I mean, come on, JD has been a part of

(36:58):
their sex acts, um, you know, being the the apple
thief and everything. Like he's really gone the extra mile
with Keith. Right now, he's got a hottie like Elizabeth
Banks and all of a sudden she's trying to take
her to a Neil Diamond concert and doing all this
cock blocking Elliott fun moment killer. Yeah, speaking of Neil Diamond, Yeah,

(37:19):
your impression finally gets a nice cameo. Did I tell
you hit me up on I'm not sure if it
was the Instagram or the Twitter. Well, I think it
was the Instagram he hit He didn't hit me up.
He posted me doing him on scrubs or something like
that in my DM or something, and I wrote back

(37:42):
and hearted it or I oh no, I reposted it
and he harted it. We didn't have a conversation, lingo.
I reposted it and they he hearted it. Yeah, and
then I gave that heart a thumbs up right then,
And I think we're friends now, and I think that
I think that means I'm going to his next wedding. Well,
I think that means that he appreciates your impression. Um,

(38:04):
do you want to give us a little sample now
for those of us who for those listeners who haven't
heard it in a while, The Transformers more than meets
the eye. Robots in disguise or two butts, face their

(38:27):
battles to destroy the evil forces of Omnicron around the world.
We come into the come into America, round the world.

(38:48):
You when I was a kid, man, That's what was cool, dude.
When I was a kid. He used to come on
during like the best of tape recorders or records. They
used to average ties them during Voltron or or during
like the commercial break for g I, Joe and So.
I used to have to That's that's the only way
I know Neil Diamond. I don't know any of the

(39:09):
songs and hole, I just know like, oh, so that's
like you have this just psychological thing that for some
reason they were advertising Neil Diamond tracks during kids cartoons. Yes,
so that's why you tied it together with Transformers. Yeah, man,
that's how that's how it next. I never knew the
origins because it would be like in between atter we

(39:31):
would be like we uh, we're no, no, we'll we uh.
The transformers will be right back, and then it would
be a commercial and would be like Neil Diamond's greatest
hits everywhere around we come into America, turn on your light,

(39:52):
let it shine wherever you go, love on the racks.
I'm surprised. Okay, So JD and Turk work out a
line for today. J D and Turk work out a
line that they think will work on getting Kim back

(40:14):
after the debacle that was the horse riding incident where
she had to inspect my testicle. It's hard to believe
that j D wouldn't get an erection on the beach
if after beautiful well, even after that, a beautiful woman
um that he likes, undoes his pants and reaches in

(40:38):
to feel his scrodum that has just been destroyed by
a horse's back. Right, But I think the character and
I know him well, may have still got a movement.
But she's a urologist, so she knows she's seen this before,

(41:00):
so she understands what's this about. Vasectomy's not taking that's
a thing. Well, sometimes people mess it up, and and
and that has happened. You're supposed to go back and
get it check though, So I guess he didn't go
back to check. Well, can you tell me why? How
it is that of a sectomy? Which is I understood
it was snipping the connection? Is it the vas deference? Uh?

(41:25):
Is that? Is that the correct tube? But whatever it is,
it's a snip, is it not? How does that come undone?
It's like a magic trick. It's like a David Blaine trick.
Do you want to talk? You know? When he coughs
up frogs, it's like it's like coughing up semen. Do
you want to talk? Um? Oh gosh, do you want
to talk? Baby Gifts the janitor's subjects from. Because she

(41:49):
has to look this up, I'll posted it in the chat.
She posted the chat. A vasectomy can fail if the
doctor misses the vast deference. You guys better be impressed
that I pulled out vast fucking deference. I am a
fake doctor. A vasectomy can fail if the doctor misses
the vast deference during the procedure. Feels like, isn't that

(42:11):
the main thing he's there to do? How does he
miss that in rare cases, the tube can regrow. If
this does occur, the vast deference is usually much smaller
than it was before. Sometimes sperm can make their way
from one end of the vast deference to the other. Wow. Shit,
while Johnny C or Doctor Cox must have some really

(42:33):
turbocharged sperm because they either that are really thin. It
could fit to that little tiny or horrible doctor most
most definitely a horrible, horrible doctor. Okay, let's talk about
the janitor's baby cage. Yes, the jan We're starting to
understand why. Yes, we're starting to understand why the janitor
is the way he is. He was raised in a cage, Yes,

(42:58):
he said it was a lot like the creeper without windows,
which is which is which is a windowless cage? Yes,
And then everyone gives him the evil look and he's like, oh,
I'm just kidding. It's for when they get a dog
Yoh yeah, yeah, Laverne wants to get Laverne wants to
get the lingerie from the baby store. Yeah. Well, we
know low Burns are freak because a lot of stuff

(43:18):
goes down at that above ground pool party. This is
where I got a little weird. The scoon rally. No,
that was weird too. Somehow it looked like a scene
out of Boba fet Um. Somehow Cox and Jordan convinced
Turk that the baby can grab his penis while he's
having sex. Yes with his wife. Well, I feel it's

(43:42):
a thing that comes up. I think that men are
are are often worried that that if they have sex
with a very pregnant woman where the baby is very
far along, that that the tip is somehow hitting their baby.
Do you ever have that concern? No, because I feel
like you would be you would be having sex with

(44:02):
Casey and be like being the kid's head, or because
it's you would be more like do do do Daniel? Daniel?

(44:23):
When you get pregnant, which seems like it's going to
happen any day now. Will you have that concern about um,
about your shaft being too near the fetus. I'm gonna
plead the fifth on that one, okay, An. Is there
any progress towards marriage or baby talk in your relationship?
Are you guys still together? Yes, we're still together. Oh,

(44:48):
we are celebrating our second anniversary in February. Thank you.
I'm gonna send you whatever. Zoe Deschanelle sent you in
chocolate were topic that just cost you two months of
twitch promotion. Yeah, no more, dude, you're digging a deeper

(45:12):
and deeper hole. All right, never mind, Daniel doesn't want
to answer private questions. It's fine, I'll just lay my
soul out on here. Scooter Rally. Why why does jd
attend to Scooter Rally? Uh? It feels like Turk would
have loved that. I didn't invite you. Well you're busy.
Well he's busy. That's the That's the whole thing. Now,

(45:33):
when I saw that Scooter's rally, the first thing I
thought of was the was the Book of Boba Fette.
For some reason, I don't know why. Is that what
it is? Because you sent me the meme, that's what
it is, Yes I do. I'm not watching Boba Fette,
but but someone made a meme. Oh but the last
episode was fire. Have you watched it yet, Joel? It

(45:55):
was amazing? No good. I almost feel bad for everybody
else in fault in the show because that was like
dude the Mandalorian Yo. The Book of Boboet episode five
is the best episode of the Book of Boba Fett,
and Boba Fett is not in it at all, and

(46:15):
it was directed by Hoho Donald, Bryce Dallas Howard. My girl.
Oh she was good. She did a great job. How
does that happen? How does that happen? How does that?
Watch your dad through your whole life and then you
get really good at it. Your dad is one of
the most accomplished filmmakers ever. Oh no, I'm not talking
about Bryce. I'm talking about how I understand how Bryce's

(46:37):
Bryce's amazing. I think she's an amazing actress too. Hold on,
let's if you want to really get into it. I
think she's an amazing Marry episode she did was one
of the best. Wait, I want to do a little
side note on Ron Howard Tangent. I cannot recommend highly
enough this documentary called The Rescue, which tells the story

(46:58):
of It's on Disney Plus, and it tells the story
about those children who were caught in the cave in Thailand.
I believe, and then and then how they went about
rescuing them. It is incredible and I only bring it up.
First of all, see it. But I only bring it
up because Ron Howard has now made the narrative version,

(47:21):
which rumors are coming out is fucking incredible. And uh
so watch the documentary first and then you'll enjoy the
narrative version even more. Well, i'd love Ron Howard as
a director. That story was really fascinating. First of all,
how to how did those kids getting that kid? You
got to see the documentary? But what you want to
believe these kids to do that? Like I hear, I

(47:43):
don't know. You know, you gotta watch the documentary. You're
never gonna Joel and Dale might m, You're never gonna anyway.
I always have thought Ron Howard was a great director.
Um yeah, lots of range because he did. I mean,
he directed Parenthood, which is which is a classic. He
also directed Willow. Also, I'm saying, look at the range
between parent Hood and Willow. Yeah, Solo like the Apollo thirteen.

(48:07):
You didn't like Solo? I love Solo. What are you
talking about? I didn't like Solo? Oh I thought I
thought you didn't like Solo. You've never heard that come
out of my mind. Well, I know you don't ever
disparage the universe, but I mean, yeah I do. What's
one thing you've just I guess you've just disparaged Bob
Last Jedi rise a Skywalker, trash he is our guests,

(48:34):
but hold on, trash in a good way, trash in
a in a in a good way. The episode ends,
of course, with Elizabeth Banks saying that she's pregnant, which
we're gonna find out how that happened. We know it
happened in a very curious manner. All Right, we're gonna
take a quick break and we come back. Joel has
worked up some amazing callers for us. Here we go

(49:02):
and we're back, are back. Gargo Gargo, gurgle, We are back. Gurgle,
g gargo, gargo, gurgo who tank forever? All right, listen, ready,
I'm ready. Let's bring him in. We're gonna, We're gonna,
We're gonna fix their lives. We're gonna see what they
have questions are like played the theme song we Gotta
colla you can talk to you know, like a bolla,

(49:28):
smoke some jazz, maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joan,
let's get this show. Ladies and gentleman. Give it a
for Andrew and hey, guys, how are you good? How

(49:48):
are you guys? It's so nice to meet you, Uh Andrew,
Just so the listeners get a full sense is in
front of a green screen. God knows what he does
with that end in Um has a gaming chair. I'm
assuming he might be a gamer. He also has what
a market a professional microphone. He may be a podcaster.

(50:09):
There look to be some oh man, what if what
if this he's another twitcher? What if they're twitchers like
freaking Daniel and they played video game twitchers and they
play with Daniel? Is that what it is? Yeah? Okay,
good yay? Is that really the case? What's what's your

(50:31):
guy's story? Yeah? So? Uh, first of all, uh, I
don't know how we're gonna follow up with doctor Penis
having been on the last episode, but we're gonna try
our best. Well, I think our audience is probably Penis
out after that, probably don't want to hear anymore. We
talked a lot about Penis. I thought we covered we
covered the penis. Not only did we cover with a shaft,

(50:51):
but we covered balls. Yes, we covered shaft, balls and
team we covered tip two. I think we covered two.
We covered tip to taint the whole thing. It's been
covered for a band or a screenplayer. All right, right,
so listen, Dartk and Milman, what's your story, what's happening here? Yeah,
so much. In the same way that you guys started

(51:12):
a podcast as a way to help distract people from
the pandemic and you know, provide a fun reprieve. We
started a charity last year that provides video games to
hospitalize cancer patients, and we stream on Twitch in order
to fundraise for that. Oh my goodness, that's not like us.
That is that is like find and philanthropic. We just

(51:35):
sit around and talk about penises and scrubs. I feel
bad that way. I was talking about tip to tank
right before. You love about you guys. It's good. I'm embarrassed.
You guys are really doing something good. So wait, say
it again. You raise money on your Twitch channel and
with that you then bring video game consoles and games

(51:57):
to cancer patient children. Yeah. Right, So we're currently working
with Hopkins. We're from Baltimore, so like Johns, Hopkins Hospitals
is right around the corner for us, and we're buying
like consoles and games to fill out their unit rooms.
So because currently they have like really outdated stuff and
the kids don't care about it and their friends aren't
playing it, so they kind of lose that social connection
and we're trying to bridge that again. My god, that's

(52:20):
so cool. Le Let's start off right away before we
even talk to you more with how do people uh
donate or or participate or or how does anyone help
you do with this mission? Yeah? So we stream on
twitch dot tv slash Chemotherapy, which is the name of
our charity is chemo therapy kind of like chemotherapy. Daniel

(52:40):
uh knows because we I pop into this chat from
time to time. It's you. We'll put it in our
majiggi on our page. But just say it again. Wait, so,
so are you saying they have to watch you play
to give or is there a way to like for
someone like me who has no interest in a grown

(53:01):
man play video games? It was give money. Yeah, absolutely So.
First and foremost are our twitch channel, which is twitch
dot tv slash Chemotherapy. But then we have a website
which is Temo Therapy gaming dot com. All right, now,
when you say timo, is it t E m O
t E A m O and then t E A

(53:22):
m O therapy gaming dot com. That's it. Well, that's
incredible guys, and good on you. And now what games?
We don't know him very much about Twitch. As you
know from listening to the podcast, we only know that
Daniel goes on there and are and we're boycotting Daniel's Twitch. Yes,
he's not allowed to get any plugged because of something
that just occurred so that he won't talk about his

(53:42):
private life, so he doesn't get to get plugs listen. Yeah,
so yeah, you guys should definitely if I was going
to pick out a Twitch person to watch, it would
be Team Temo Therapy. Yeah, because you want to, because um,
I just think it's the best twitch to watch. Now,

(54:03):
what game do you guys play? Not dann that one's
getting old and uh he doesn't do enough torquing, do
you What game do you guys play? Yeah, so we
play a variety of games. Uh, Brandon, I kind of
play different games. We both stream on that platform. Um,
I like to play through a bunch of games I
haven't played before, so first played throughs of games and

(54:24):
it's just been all different kinds anywhere from like God
of War to uh, you know, Brandon played Zelda Breath
of the Wild to uh, Pokemon, all sorts of games.
And your thing is like your style is I like
to play a game I haven't played before, and I'm
kind of figuring it out. Yep. Now are the fans
in the in the in the chat being like, no, dummy,
grab the sword? Oh yeah, oh yeah all the time.

(54:47):
And do you do you feel like that's cheating or
do you or do you go grab the sword? Yeah?
We try to. We try to not let them what's
called backsea gaming like backsea driving. Oh I see, are
you say to your fan? So you say to your fans,
don't give me unnecessar sorry clues. I want to figure
this out on my own exactly. But they still probably do.
They still do. Do you guys ever live stream with

(55:07):
the kids from the hospital? That is a yeah, that
that is definitely one of our goals one day is
to be able to do something like that. That's really
cool And Brandon News. Do you guys do it together
or separately? We have done it together normally. Our schedule
is Tuesday, Thursday, Me, Saturday, Sunday Andrew and there have
been special events where, like you know, he lives in

(55:29):
Virginia on primarily he'll come up and we'll both be
right here playing together and that's always fun. Or we
can do it, you know, over the Internet, but together
streams are rare and a unique event. And do you
think that people are are extra generous with because they
know it's going to such a good cause. Absolutely? Yeah. Yeah,
Twitch Channels we've been lucky. We didn't know what to expect,

(55:50):
but to growth has not been It's usually not as
fast as we've experienced, and I think it's because people
love the cause. Yeah, but he only started sorry, go ahead,
Andrew Sure. We only started in May of last year,
and since then we've raised something like twenty thousand dollars.
It's just been absolutely incredible. So that's a lot of

(56:12):
consoles you could buy. Well, it's actually I've got there's
like thirteen X block series is behind this, got another handful.
We're doing it first drop off at Hopkins at the
end of this month. They're just coming up. Can now
Can people donate consoles? Also? Do you want old consoles?
Do you want new ones? Like? What is the criteria
for donations? So a lot of times in the hospitals

(56:36):
they already have older consoles and our mission is to
kind of upgrade what they have so that a lot
of the patients can be playing, you know, what their
friends are playing, or the latest games and you know,
not feel like they're missing out. So we haven't gotten
any donations in the form of consoles, but if we
were to get there, as we would prefer if they
were current chat consoles. Yeah right, all right, Well, I'm

(56:58):
gonna pull some strings and see if I can get
some That would be really dope connections. That would be
really dope. If anybody from Xbox or Ubi Soft. We
know we got some Ubi Soft fans out there and
friends and stuff like that. Anybody who listens to this
podcast and it's what's any friend, you got to reach

(57:18):
out to him. I have to look it up and
I will also reach out he listens. But you see,
we need the motherload for this. Listen to this. How
noble and beautiful this charity is sending these these gentlemen
the motherload. We need to we need to hook We
need to hook it up. Man. And my sister in
law works at Xbox, and I'm going to be pulling

(57:39):
some strings and see what I can do for you guys.
That would be absolutely incredible And I can't promise anything,
but I have some pull with her. She likes me. Okay,
do you guys any questions for us yeah. So I
had a serious question and then a little bit of
a lighthearted question for you guys. Um. Yeah, So, being

(57:59):
that we work with cancer patients, thought it would just
be appropriate to ask, how how has you a loved
one's life been affected by cancer? My dad I lost
my father to I mean my mother beat cancer. My
father did not. He had it in a place called
the Billiary tube, and it was horrible and we had

(58:23):
the best doctors, and granted he was eighty four, so
hard for an eighty four year old man. He fought
as hard as he could, but no matter what he did.
The horrible thing about cancer for my father was he
even though my dad was eighty four and Donald can
tell him, he had the mind of a fifty five
year old, you know, he was nothing was wrong with

(58:43):
his brain at all. He was one hundred percent. But
his body was like quitting on him because it was
fighting as hard as it could an eighty four year
old body against cancer, and the cancer just took him down.
And that's what's so hard. It's one thing when a
when a senior is at an age where you go, okay,
they're losing some of their mental faculties and now their
body's going and they've had a good life. But it

(59:05):
was extra hard for me because my father was it's
like he was so disappointed in his body, like come on, body.
It's like it's not to bring it round of the
scrubs joke, but it's kind of like the head and
the body thing where it's like, come on, body, fight harder,
fight harder, because my brain is still one hundred percent here.
So that's that's that's about as close in the heart

(59:25):
as it as it as it gets watching that, watching
the demise of my father to to to Billiary Billiary cancer. Yeah,
my aunt had breast cancer and she beat it one
time and then it came back again and she just
didn't have the energy to fight it and it took

(59:46):
her and it took her really fast too, um, and
she hit it for a little bit because she didn't
you know, I just didn't want to go through chemo again.
You said your aunt, right, my aunt? Oh sorry, I
didn't want anyone misunderstanding and say your mom. Your mom
is My mom is alive. She's been on the show,
as a matter of fact, yes, but her sister. As

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a matter of fact, I've yet to experience losing a parent,
but I have friends and family members who have and
it's you know, it is it. I I've never hurt
more for people than when that happens, you know. I
also imagine what the world these guys are are are

(01:00:32):
working in with children. I mean, that's where it gets
like I can't I you know, I pray every night.
I literally pray all the time. Uh, not just at night,
sometimes when I'm driving in my car, sometimes when I'm
in my shower, you know. Uh, I love my children
so much, and I you know, I pray for their health,

(01:00:54):
you know. And um and so what you guys are
doing is amazing, by the way, this is just this
is just an awesome cause, man, like, I don't know,
I don't know how you came up with it, but
good on you men. Like yeah, and it seems like
you have money raise. The more money you raise, you'll
be able to expand to more and more hospitals, hospitals
these like the This is a dumb question, but are

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these um like in the communal room for the children
or are they in their own private rooms? Yeah, so
we actually got a PlayStation five for their community room
for them to share because you know, PS five's are
really really hard to get. But you got these kids fighting.
They're like, I'm exactly. But the xboxes we were able

(01:01:39):
to actually get a bunch of. So we're gonna be
putting one of those in each of the patient rooms.
That's very awesome. See, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
make a I'm gonna make a call about xboxes. See
what I can do. Um Now, what's your next question?
We'll have it be a little more chipper for the
love for sure. What is your favorite easy recipe to cook?
I have a bunch of them. Zach doesn't really cook, Zach,

(01:02:00):
Zach couldn't. Yeah, that's about it for Zach. That's not true.
You know what I do. I make a fucking killer
Phoebe and J grew up on p's. I love a
poeb and J. I'm more a poban honey kind of guy.
You know, I'm thank you. Yeah, good, big thumbs up

(01:02:22):
for me. I don't really cook much. I used to,
you know, when I was first out of college and
totally broke. I had a few little go toos, but
none of them. You know, nothing more complicated than heating
up a pasta sauce and making boiling pasta. I don't.
I don't really cook at all, much to my girlfriend's chagrin.
She she's an amazing chef and keeps trying to get

(01:02:43):
me into it, and I'm like, you're killing it on
your own. I don't want to. And I've spoken about
on the podcast I took over. I am. I am
the best kitchen cleaner. I challenge any person who's in
a relationship who's the cleaning side of things to a content.
I'll make that. Well, respect for that. Pulling your weight listen,

(01:03:04):
well you pull that weight. Listen. I line up all
my sponges, all my favorite tools, because I know which
one's gonna be best for which pan. Oh my gosh, Donald,
what's your quick recipe? Donald actually cooks. You don't have
a quick I don't. I can make fried chicken. That's
probably a quick recipe. Everything is a production once you
when you like to cook, it doesn't matter. Man. You're like,

(01:03:25):
you know what, it might be a quick recipe, but
I'm gonna make it so it's an easy, quick recipe.
So everything is separated in its rightful cups and measurements.
You know what I mean, And you know you put
it together. There ain't no easy recipe for me. I
don't know much. I've been watching so much great British
bake off to any of you watch the hell yeah, yeah,
it's such amazing. I love it. It's like a hug.

(01:03:48):
It's it's just so we we want we watch it
at night late, when you watch something just peaceful to
calm down to. It's just it's just so I don't know,
wholesome and fun to watch, even if you haven't gotten
into it, get into it. It's just it's it's these people,
these people in the UK who are who are just home.
They're not professionals, just amateurs, but they're phenomenal and uh,

(01:04:11):
it's really fun. And that's one thing about cooking, like
once you get into it, you can get really really,
really really good at it. I mean. And then there's
some people who just have a gift and those are
the ones that go on to become great chefs and
stuff like that. But like I saw this movie Julia
and Julia whatever that shit was with Meryl Streep and
Amy Adams. I can't get I watched it like four

(01:04:32):
or five times. It's so delicious to watch, dude, Like
just watching it as like it's the weirdest cast. Like
I can't get him to watch anything outside the Marvel
Star Wars universe. And he's like, I watched five times yea,
yeah man, And I tried to, like literally, that's how
I learned how to you know, toast bread in a pan,
you know what I mean? The premises that the woman

(01:04:53):
Amy Adams is trying to cook all of the recipes,
but I bought that book. You can't do it. It's hard,
that's just impossible. Man. I was like, I was like,
I'll start with the easy one. That ain't It's time
for Twitch's favorite segment, Tonald, It's time to fix your

(01:05:23):
the digital version. Okay, how can we fix your guy's life?
If it's if, I mean, we'll do anything for you gentlemen. Yeah. Yeah.
So he was like, my balls, you always have to
come back to pens Stop talking about your willing help

(01:05:44):
the cause. If you'll help the cause, I'll do I'll
do penis play, but I prefer I had one as
part of my job. I'm an oncology nurse. Um. This
kind of thing has come up a lot. Sometimes it's
difficult to kind of gauge how to approach someone who's grieving,
you know, whether it's a family member who's sick and

(01:06:04):
perhaps dying, or a person I was just told they
have cancer and they're grieving the loss of their life
before cancer. From your experiences with grief and loss, how
would you have liked to be approached, supported, or possibly
even left alone? How should we go about supporting grieving
people in the future. Wow, you're I don't give me
goose bumps on my thighs. Um, probably I got goosebumps

(01:06:26):
between knees and and and waste. Yes, that's good. Don't
don't criticize where the No, I I was asking how
far up it went? This is where we make. This
is how I make. This is that's how I. When
I'm making a film, we always we joke around on
the droom. We're like, all right, that just gave me goosebumps.
That was like a shoulder to elbow. Um, that was

(01:06:50):
on my bucket list. Give you goose bumps. I think
they made different things. No, but when you've watched I
feel like, like in the example I'm giving, when you've
watched the film nine hundred times and you're working on
and you're tweaking it, and you're trying out different music,
or you're trying out a different cut and some little
bit of magic happens and you change something and all
of a sudden you get goosebumps down your arm. It's like, okay,

(01:07:10):
that's obviously working, you know. Or you're trying out a
new song, you know, and all the old song was fine,
but it didn't give you goosebumps. You're you know, you're
trying to give the audience goosebumps. So if you get
them for yourself, just like if you laugh at a
joke somebody else's. People that have that you, people that
have your sense of humor are gonna laugh at the joke.

(01:07:30):
Sure yeah, um um. I think the space is important
and really reading the room whether the person wants you
there or gone. The other thing is I think I
would have some just gentle things locked and loaded that

(01:07:53):
people have found meaningful before. It could be a phrase
or I'm just I'm just gonna pull a bad example
out of the hat, like the phrase this two shall pass.
If you had some of those that were simple but effective.
And also I think getting related. People really feel heard

(01:08:14):
and seen when you say even if you're their nerves.
I lost such and such, and I've been there and
it's really hard, and I'm here for you and I
know how hard it is. But this two shall pass.
And just know that every day gets a little bit easier,
and you know, things like that, I think, getting related
and sharing personal stories and but but most importantly, first

(01:08:37):
and foremost, I would say reading the room, because there
are times when I was in this situation with the
grief that I've had to battle, where You're like, I
don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want I
know you, I know you mean well, but I don't.
I don't want it. Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't.
I'm gonna be honest with you. That's a very difficult question.
I don't know how anybody wants to be told great

(01:09:00):
I mean, I wants to be told bad news. Um.
I know it's a part of life and eventually everybody
has to face it, face the music. But I don't
know how I want to be told. There is no
I don't think there is a there is a gentle
way to find out. I don't think he's talking about
specifically telling people. He's saying, if I'm not wrong, he's

(01:09:22):
talking about he's after they've been told and they're clearly upset.
Is there? How do you? How do you how do
you navigate, um, not being aloof and but also not
being in someone's face? You know, I definitely think you
should read the room. That's for damn sure. It's got
to be personal to that your relationship with the person, right,
I mean, can I share a story? Yeah? I mean

(01:09:42):
I lost my dad a COVID a year ago, right,
and the on the other side of it the most
The word annoying is probably the wrong word, but what
was annoying to me is people were posting as if
like they lost, and people were commenting on their status,
Oh I'm sorry for a loss. I'm like, you're a loss,
Like you know, the people like started telling people and

(01:10:03):
then I got bombarded. It's like you didn't have the
right to tell those people. Yeah, you know what I mean,
So don't do that. I can say what not to do? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
But do you remember something that someone said? Actually, do
you like? Do you guys have see The Good Place
show on Netflix? I've seen a lot of it, not all,
but I've seen a lot. Okay, I mean, I'm gonna
know spoilers, but there's a quote at the end the

(01:10:24):
I'm gonna share. It's really awesome quote. It's a Buddhist quote.
He goes, picture a wave. You know, you can see it,
you can measure it, and when it hits the shore,
it's gone. But the water is still there, the wave
just a different way for it to be for a
little while. That was a really beautiful quote on death
to me. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I mean I
think I would. Um, I think you know, if you

(01:10:48):
have some things that are meaningful to you in the
spirit of what of what Brandon just said that when
the person does want to engage, you've got like five
different things locked and loaded, like here's something that that
that I read once that that's really meaningful to me.
And or maybe the person doesn't want to talk, but

(01:11:11):
you know that they like you, and you could slip
that to them on a piece of paper like a quote. Um.
You know, there's different there's varying ways to do it.
Someone might want to really engage with you and sit
there and talk with you. Someone might be like you
know what might be more like, you know, Andrew, we
love you, You've been so sweet, but we just want
to be left alone. That kind of person. You could
slip a little piece of paper too and say, hey,

(01:11:31):
here's a quote that's meaningful to me. I think that
would be great. You know. What my experience is with
U with nurses was that some were just outstanding and
just went so far out of their way and it
made such a difference. And it seems to me, especially
when you consider the philanthropy work you guys are doing,

(01:11:52):
that you're those type of people. So I don't know
if we fixed anything, but oh, that was really helpful.
I really appreciate vice. Yeah, there's a great you know,
it's when you stumble across a great quote that just
lands with you, you know, like like like you know,
you know, you know, Brandon just said one for him,
but like even a friend of mine told me, you know,
in the editing room and direct your friend of mine

(01:12:13):
gave me a quote about cutting and I put it
up on the whiteboard because I obviously have big white
boards in my editing room because I'm mister whiteboard, and
it really helped me. It's like it's a topic that
told obviously told me nothing to do with grief, but
a topic that I've always wrestled with and he sent
me this quote that was like Eureka, that quote lands

(01:12:34):
with me. I understand that, you know, and we all
have that for different things. So I'm sure there's there's
there's um plenty of infinite number of those for people grieving. Yeah, um, Donald,
we need to switch back to commed. He says something funny.
Shit dick balls the tape kill you motherfucker. All right,

(01:13:04):
that's the show. We did it. These guys are great.
Remind people how they find you on Twitch? Go again.
Sure it's twitch dot tv, slash chemotherapy that's t e
a m O Therapy or Chemotherapy gaming dot com. And
Brandon is yours the same or different? Ye? We share
the channel. And those are the only two people on
the program right now who who you use Twitch? So, um,

(01:13:26):
those are those are the only Twitchers we know. They're
the only twitches we've ever met. To be honest with you,
I've never been on Twitch, so I don't know anything
about it. I'll only to visit an old friend of
mine and see what his Twitch was like, and um,
he was just eating. So I realized, yes, Um, what

(01:13:47):
percentage of twitches gaming and what percentage is other things.
That's a great question. Oh my god, damn, do you
know Andrew? He's been shunned. Do you know how the
Amish shunned people? He's shame. I have no idea at

(01:14:08):
people do like just chatting streams and and hot tub streams.
That's not about the hot tubs. We should do a
hot tub twitch stream. You guys could totally do a
hotp twitch stream which the drinking money for charity for
buying consoles for the kids. You can't tell me that
wouldn't be wildly successful. I gotta lose some weight first.
But yeah, I'm doing me too. I'm trying to lose

(01:14:28):
a couple of LP's, Joel, do you know what does
it say? Now? I'm only getting like gender breakdowns and
time spent on breakdowns. I only hear about the gaming
really and and and cooking. I've been hearing about cooking.
Can you be nude on Twitch? No? Not no. But
in a body of water. You can be in a
bathing sea. And that's why the people but you have

(01:14:49):
to be in a bathing body of water. Yeah, some
people like literally put like a little mini pool on
their room and standing sitting that and then they're allowed
to be in a bikinis. I have a question. You're
allowed to be in a bikini if you're standing in water,
if you're in a pool, Yes, you go for yours.

(01:15:10):
I just think it's so funny the people get around.
If there's somebody going, how do I get around the
Twitch rules? So I think I need my boy. What
do they do in the bikini once they're on? They
they they jiggle and they get views. You know. I
don't know, but they can't be They can't go into
like only fans territory. They have to right right right,

(01:15:32):
they have to keep it holy. Do they play video
games sometimes? I don't think people would know if they
were a lot of times they play like just dance.
Oh that I can't wait to watch. Are you allowed
to go on? You're allowing on Twitch? Remember this? Yeah
you can go on. I'm gonna go watch someone do

(01:15:54):
a dance video game in their bikini and their mini pool.
Oh boy one following If it works, it works. But
the most popular is gaming, right, I would say so
and put Pie the most popular. I think he's on YouTube.
Actually he's a game YouTube. Most popular Twitch star ums.

(01:16:20):
It's definitely not Daniel. We don't who's the most popular
twitch star? You see Tyler war Summit one. Gee, there's
a lot of Spanish streamers who have a huge following. Well,
your voice is so low right now, you guys are
wild bullying enough bullier bullying. We love you, We love

(01:16:43):
you all right, Um, that's it, that's the show. We
love you guys. Thanks for coming on, and we'll all
look into ways to help you get more consoles, because
what a cool cause. And you're you're a good gentleman,
and we'll see you next time. Donald saying, oh, Donald,
do you want to introduce your nephew? All right, y'all,
this is my nephew, min Zale. You can find him
on Spotify. You can spind him anywhere. He goes by

(01:17:06):
Isaiah the Poet. Here's his song right here. I'm gonna shine.
I'm gonna shine. When do you lagging? And n No,
it's my ti. You know that I never stop to

(01:17:30):
the time shine. Don't put me with the bitches. Stop
comparing niggas. Eight teams in the feature four Grammy Winner,
anyone plays because my team eating like his family. Dener
I just think out the waitress, think I might to
start a family winners, a lot of y'allass miscus, shoot
and clicks with fans and thinking that your instagram of
business plan. You know the kite that think that gains
the toll. The witness saying fights me to fight the

(01:17:52):
thing really with the heads. I see the marvels skyless
in two seats. So how you top dun dadda with
no brees and these streets niggas I told to cut
to my thing ankles, Now it got no feet. All
the first class happen's gonna die. Cheat, There'll be no
burking baggage for no tree. I need the bass by
the package like Loleiku. Make me want to toss a
dove and the goats you know that hur to sid

(01:18:34):
so want my nigga smoked the Specchrey blunts three from
five of this bitch ACAUSEI and Tiffany ducks. And if
I'm sliding, this bitch gonna be on my hipping up
the trunk just like you're talking out to her. That
can make me rip out your lungs. I swear it's
really a game of inches. Wait, teller's out here skipping
my money. Are quite get entreess like the dope fellow.
But we tipped the scar on them. I told the
hotel on the hold the man loader. We built different,

(01:18:55):
not different European season, Gonna, Man, I swear that our
meals different. I still drink. What day something don't feel missing?
I just don't drink, but there was something don't feel missing.
Some people deal with depression like on a deep level.
I was fucking weeks and some left. And that's why
my teeth yellow. I ring bells in my city, like
on the street level, even though Gonna tells fucking with me,
rubbing with lacking N. It's you know that Urgus star

(01:19:31):
to the side, shide with lady N. It's you know
that Urga star to the side shine