609: My Perspective

On this week's episode, JD passes out when he goes twosies. In the real world, Zach is in Miami and Donald met Harrison Ford and hit the bong. Enjoy!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You guys gonna be a little jealous, But I'm just
gonna sing it. What I can't see clearly now that
I've hit the bong. We were we waiting for you
to clear the I'm like, yo, fuck all those obstacles
in my way. I thought we had a new no

(00:22):
bong hits before the podcast rule. Sometimes I wish Casey
would walk in wearing a thong. Oh boy, boy, because
it would be a bride, bright, bright, sunshine day. I
love it. Well. I'm fortunately, guys, I'm fortunate to have

(00:44):
seen Casey's bought during the infamous time when you um,
we don't walk around the party. We don't need to
talk about that. We don't, okay, do we have to
cut that? No, we don't have to cut It was
a long time ago. It was a long time ago.
Donald Donald was over served at a Scrubs party, and
we've told you about this. He was walking around with

(01:04):
the shirt off and showing a picture of Casey's bum
um and bragging about how well he did with his
with his girlfriend. There you go. Casey arrived so by
the event, right, But she surprised me. She surprised me.
She surprised Donald At the event. She was the town.

(01:27):
She was out of town, yes, and she thought that
the height of her humiliation would be that her fiance
was shirtless at the party and hammered. She had yet
to learn that he had been bragging by showing off
a picture of her ass. She married me anyway? Can
you believe it? She married him anyway? Well, you did

(01:50):
very well. She looks so beautiful at that Easter party,
which is where I think we should obviously start, because
the internets are going to want to know you met
your hero. Only do you meet your hero? You took
pictures with Harrison Ford. I had a feeling this was
gonna come up today. Oh really, you didn't we talking
about First of all, Casey was nervous. She's like, oh no,

(02:14):
he's gonna do He's gonna drink too much and do something.
So no, this is well, this is what happened. I
don't know why you guys waited until, like, you know,
two three hours before the party to call me. I
mean to text me and be like, Yo, Harrison Ford's
gonna be at the party. Don't fucking freak out. This
is the actual text. And I'm like, oh shit, And

(02:37):
I say it to Casey. I go, Casey, Zac just
tolmy Harrison Ford's gonna be at the party and not
to freak out, and she goes, what, oh shit, right,
she started freaking out. She starts freaking out. I immediately
turned around and break down in tears, like, oh my god,
Like you start crying, dude, because the moment was it

(02:59):
was an overwhelming moment. It was like, all right, I
want to be cool about this, but I don't want
to be too cool. And you know, so I get
what happens to people when they meet people, you know,
for the first time and they break down and shit
like that, because it's especially when it's out of the
blue and it's unexpected, because your emotions all of a sudden,
like I've waited for this moment in my whole life,

(03:21):
and what I was gonna say, you know. So, you know,
I'm so happy that you texted me that three hours before,
because if you hadn't and he showed up, you would
have been like your character when you met Lando Calrissian,
and it would have been worse than Lando Calrissian. It
would have been worse. And he's you know, he's a
grown man too. You know what I mean, he's you know,

(03:42):
he was very sweet. You know, I didn't know what
to expect. I knew he was going to be there
because Bill is directing a new show with Jason Siegel
and m Harrison Ford is going to be the co star,
which is very exciting, most importantly for me because I
get to direct him. I'm going to direct Harrison Ford
down whoa Yeah, man, come on, dude, but I've directed

(04:06):
some legends, but I mean, Harrison ford Is is up
there amongst what what do you? What do you? What
do you? What are you trying to do right now?
I'm trying to I'm trying to humble. I'm trying to
humble brag. Do you mind you can come to send
and be my my assistant that that's exactly That's exactly
what I want to do, is act. That's exactly what
I want to do. You're absolutely right. Excuse me, this

(04:28):
oat is too cold. I'm sorry. Harrison Um was really cool.
He couldn't have been couldn't he couldn't have been? Um
sweeps dope, dude. He took was your family pictures. In fact,
he took so many family they had a photo booth thing.
This was that the Lawrences. The Lawrences always have a

(04:49):
fancy Eastern event and we should shout them out, Bill
and Christopher. Yeah, they threw, They always throw such for
the memories. I go for the bunnies because you get
a momosa in one hand and a bunny in the other.
And I mean, is there anything better than that? Just
a mimosa in one hand and a bunny in the other. Yeah,
a picture with Harrison Ford, us picture with Harrison Ford.

(05:10):
So then, But the funny part was it, like so
they have this beautiful photo booths set up with you know,
one of those professional companies that does it, and Harrison
Ford agrees to be in Donald's shot with his family. Well,
he wasn't doing anything. He was walking with his hands
in his pockets like just like you know, everybody had
left him alone at that moment, and I called out.
I was like, hey, Harrison, you want to be enough

(05:32):
did the buzz? Did you have enough of the buzz
to ask? Or were you so? No? But no, but
you know, something took over me, like the force was
strong with me at that moment, like for real. And
I was like, yo, Harrison, you want to take a
picture with me and my family? For Easter. He was like, fuck, yeah,
of course, and he comes over and he takes a
picture with us. Yeah, dude, not only does he take

(05:54):
a picture with us, he takes several of us several
to the point word to the point where it was
over and everyone was like, oh my god, Donald. Everyone
everyone knows how much Donald loves Harrison Ford, and everyone
was in the picture was amazing and it was so great.
But then there's like this moment where they're leaving and
Donald's like, oh, we should probably get one without Harrison Ford,
like for our family. And so Donald says to the

(06:18):
photo booth guy in front of Harrison Ford, he goes, hey, Casey,
here to do. And that's what we're talking about this weekend.
I was talking about you and how beautifully looked in

(06:39):
your dress. You made your dress. You should give that
company a shout out. La Johnson Ula Johnson Ladies. Was
it a very pricey dress? Uh yeah, but it was well,
you know, for a special event. Yeah. Well if you're
if you, I'm gonna give Ulah Johnson a shout out
because Casey looks very, very pretty. And we're talking about

(06:59):
that funny moment when Donald had to say a sentence.
I never thought i'd ever hear donald say, can we
take a picture without Harrison Ford? Can we just save?
Was this? Was that not the most amazing memory of
all time? Well, it's just so funny. Of all, as
long as I've known Donalds, his favorite star in the

(07:20):
world is Harrison Ford. He's never met him, now, is he? Now?
He We've done the reason he became an actor, dud, dude.
We've done shows together. I've been in the same room
as him, Like we once did a Conan together and
he recorded his. He prerecorded his, so he wasn't there.
I got there thinking I'm gonna meet Harrison Ford, and shit,

(07:41):
I'm like, it's tonight, and I got my stories prepared
like it's Conan too, like, so I'm ready for it.
I get there, Harrison Ford's not there. Harrison Ford already precorded.
Did you talk about him? No, we didn't talk anything.
We didn't say anything. He wasn't But when we heard
he was going to be at the party, I almost
aborted because I said he started crying. Literally he had tears,

(08:04):
and I was like, oh God, I can't, we can't go.
I can't let you go down in flames like this.
I was just worried that Donald was going to drink
too much and then like hazy and get woozy and
get crazy crazy. Can I tell you what he said?
We're driving. First of all, we get in the car
and we're pulling out. I was like, okay, are we
going to talk about it? He was like, I'm mad cool,

(08:25):
I'm mad cool. Okay. So we get home and he's
like drooling over the picture looking at it, and then
he said, I can't believe you did this shit to
me again. And I said what he said, You've got
in the middle right between the two of us and
the picture. It was it was just like the Obama pick.
I was like, I was like, are you kidding me?

(08:48):
Like he was. He was angry at a Look at
the Obama pick with me and Obama. Casey's right in
the middle of it. Look at the picture and Harrison
Ford's right in the middle of the one, the one
from the photo booths, the one from the photo booth
that you posted. He looks like a cutout. And a
lot of people because they know how much you love him,
thought like, oh, I was photoshopped or a cutout or something.

(09:10):
But the ones I took from the side. Look look amazing.
Thank god I saved the day. First of all, how
great does he look? He looks amazing and he's so
friendly by the way everyone then you know, Andrew Watt
was there and they were like, let's do a silly one,
you know, and he was like putting the ears underneath
his chin and being silly and like he was like
so so friendly and like cool, amazing, he was everything.

(09:32):
It made me a lot less afraid to direct him.
But you know, because I was, you got to bring
you a game, man. You can't fuck around as Harrison
for it. Bro. No, I always bring my a game.
Do you think I ever don't bring my a game
to my directing career. You know, I'm going to take
this one off one Harrison different. But it's party Harrison. No,
of course. But it's always cool to meet someone before

(09:55):
you show up on set and you're like, hey man,
it was a great meeting you at the party, and
now let's do the show. So glad he wasn't an asshole.
And we've got the holiday card that keeps on giving.
It's going to be a Christmas card, our New Year's card,
Donald's Birthday card everything, all right, I gotta go. Let's

(10:17):
get in the show. Everybody five six shows stories about
show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses,
And I said, he's the stories never so Gado around you?
Here are Gato around you here? M hm, So this

(10:43):
show is pretty funny, Donald, I laughed. I did not.
I did not, No, not at all all right now,
moments last week there were moments where I was like, oh, yeah,
there were moments like that. I was like, oh, that's funny.
But there are some classic lines in this episode that
are like Scrubs classics. Well, there's one scene that I

(11:05):
laughed at and we'll get to it later, but that
shit had me rolling. And also it was because who
was in the scene as well. It's called My Perspective,
written by the lovely and talented Andrew Nissel and directed
by John Putch, and um JD's not feeling well, we
don't really know. Oh oh he has vaso. I don't

(11:25):
even how to say it, vas vasil syncopapy whatever, Joel,
can you get the correct pronunciation for this? It means
that one can pass out while pooing, yeah, amongst other Yeah,
you're nude and most of the cold opening. Yes, Zoey,
I didn't look too good. I wish i'd work now
you had that you still had the v thing on

(11:46):
the sides. No, I didn't have sea gutters. I was not.
Probably I'm in Miami. We never addressed the fact that
I'm in Miami. This is my first live show from Miami.
Do you have sea gutters right now? I'm not. I
don't have full sea gutters, but i'm but I've been
working my way back to shape. Are they d gutters?
Do you want to see the view from um where

(12:08):
I am? Yes, m that's gorgeous. That's it's dirty windows,
but that's the beach. I don't know anyone here though,
I mean I know I know Bill who's not currently
in town. Dude, you just did a movie with Gabrielle Union.
Now you she used to run that town. Hit her

(12:30):
up and be like yo, what should Yeah? And I
she played your wife in that awesome movie Cheaper by
the Dozen. That daughter can't get enough of Cheaper by
the Dozen, everybody. In case you missed it, Donald, thank
you for the plug. It's on Disney Plus. You should
really watch it. I also recently learned that Garden State
has an interesting uh trivia about it. Not only is

(12:51):
it on Disney Plus because Disney bought Fox, but it's
also on Amazon Prime Video, so you can watch that
movie I made in either place. But yes, a cheaper
rather doesn't with Gabrielle Union is on Disney Plus. And
I shouldn't hit up Gabby and say where's the spot?
I'm not gonna go, n But you don't mean to
go to the spot. You just want to get some
good food. I already know I have some good restaurant

(13:14):
hook up. You want to do? You want to hang
out with some good people? I have a hook up.
Amanda's got friends to have a boat, and they're gonna
and they're gonna take me on on their boat, because
you know, I like a boat. Do you like a boat?
You like a fishing boat? I mean I love a boat.
Biami is like boat culture, and there's boats everywhere. Yeah,

(13:35):
but it's the cigarette boats. No. I didn't want a
Miami vice. But what I want? No, these people have
a nice boat. I'm gonna go out with them and
drink rose. I like that. That sounds great. Do you
want to come down for the weekend? No? Please, please,
I'll fly you I can't. I miss you, motherfucker. We
just saw each other, I know, but it would Casey,

(13:57):
let you fly down for the weekend and see what
we get into. I got a boat. If I see
what you're trying to get into, you'd be happy to know.
I don't have the buttons with me in Miami. Daniel
can put in what you're trying to get into. It
what you're trying to get into a day shoon or
what you're trying to do. Yeah, she look, if I

(14:18):
would bring her up here right now, she'd be like, absolutely,
you should go, you should totally go. But if I
ask her off air, she'd be like, get the fuck
out of here. I don't know. I will pay you
for your flight. Oh, here we go. Vaiso vagel syncope,
vaso vagil. I think that's supposed to be a just sound, right,

(14:38):
vaso vagil syncope. I'm sorry to all you doctors and
nurses who know what that is and you're laughing at me.
I'm a fake doctor, but that is a joell. Can
you google or Wikipedia what it actually is? We just know.
We just know that you can you can pass out
from pooping if you haven't, well, you're nude most of
the cold open dude. Yes, and my penis is hidden

(15:00):
every time. Yes, I'm seeing doctor Cox down feel well.
He's mean to me, he says, oh, look at that
you have a penis. Of course we're introduced to me
losh odd timing with this horror in Ukraine. But I'm
assuming he's from a war torn area like that, because
he's he's that seems to be what he's playing. But um,

(15:22):
then Donald describes to me that man is the only
animal that wears pants during twosies. Well, because man, that's
that's true, the truth you are speaking. You are preaching truth.
But we are the only animal on this planet with consciousness. Well, no,

(15:44):
with what would you call it? That? Where's how would
you phrase it? Daniel that wears pants? I think clothing
it's local to you know, humans, So yes, we would
be the only animal. We are the only animals that
were clothing by choice. I think, right, it's like true,
that's no. But there might be birds that no, no, bro,

(16:06):
No monkeys might cover something. No, bro, there's no monkey.
That's like yo, man, I'm just gonna grow a lot
of hair around here because I'm ashamed of my penis
and I don't want nobody to see right, right, that's okay.
So this disease or this problem is a brief loss
of consciousness due to a neurologically induced drop in blood
pressure and or decrease in heart rate. Before an affected

(16:28):
person passes out, there may be sweating and decreased ability
to see or ringing in the ears. Occasionally, the person
may twitch while unconscious. It looks like they're having a seizure. Yes,
so there you go. That's why. That's what happens to JD.
He's got this thing and may never addressed. We know,
we know that Judy has a cane because she's broken himp.
We've spoken on the podcast. It's never addressed at all

(16:50):
in the episode by Judy as a king, Like, why
not add a line? All of a sudden, Juda just
has a cane? Yeah, out the window. Can we just
add a line? Guys, can we had a line to
explain the king or just gonna king the episode? I
think it's crazy that uh huh JD is timing his
twoosies around when the neighbors go to couples counseling. Yes,

(17:17):
I didn't laugh at that, but I was like, oh,
that's pretty clever. And they've got this spy equipment. Yeah
that uh that Turk bought j D for. Why did
you buy me spying? I am not I forget, I
don't I don't remember. Okay, but you use it. But
we use it to find out when they're leaving. No,

(17:37):
so that, yeah, I guess. So, yeah, why do we
use it when we see them leave? It's not really explained.
We see them leave. And then why are you listening
to me poohing? Because you've got an Anglo it's really weird.
And then they arrive. First of all, No, it's more
complicated in that they went to they drove and went
to an hour session of couples counseling and then drove

(18:00):
ac So what the fuck were you thinking while I
was gone for an hour and a half. Well, I
guess I'm listening to you, so I knew you were
just sitting there. I don't. I don't know. There's a
there's a there's a break in the logic because why
wouldn't if your friend went to go pooh and he
was gone for an hour and a half, wouldn't you?
And this is before but I also have the I
have the spy equipment, Tim, But it's not hearing anything

(18:22):
because I'm passed out. Because so, I mean, I didn't
hear you fall off the toilet either, like I didn't
hear it. You may not even listening at that point.
Come my own buddy. Anyway, anyway, moving on, Buzz Donna,
how is counseling, he says, from the floor naked of
their bathroom. Buzz is mad my. Yeah, that's what opens

(18:45):
that closes the cold open. My name is Bob Kelsel,
and I like horse and I love horse. No, I
love horse. I love horse. And that's his example of saying, yeah,
that's his that's his intro. He called the meeting to
say that we shouldn't be telling patients the truth. And
that's an example of a truth that he's not going

(19:05):
to tell. Pe you wrote it down pretty much the
exact same way. And then and then he goes into
a whole lot. Then I have to go into an
elaborate story of about a woman who ended up sucking
on helium and and yelled, I'll kill you because she
sucked on a helium tank from pediatrics. And then and

(19:28):
then Ted says, and he goes, what's going to happen
now to that woman because she got injured and we
told her the truth and Ted said, girlfriend's gonna get heide.
So yeah, uh, the janitor is going on vacation. He's
going on a custodial cruise. Donald, I smelled. I knew
there was something fishing Mark from the beginning of it.

(19:50):
I didn't realize that it was fake, did you. I
knew right away. There's no way he is an elaborate
you know, sometimes the Janitor's schemes are or not that elaborate.
This one took a lot of time and involved a wolf. Yeah,
and it fails in the end. Spoiler alert, Sorry spoiler alert. Well,
I think if you watched the show, you watched the show.

(20:11):
But it's a little bit like Wildly Coyote. I mean,
the janitor and I are always a little bit like
a road runner in the wild Coyote. But this one
really backfires in his face. Yeah, pick time or like
Sylvester and Speedy guns Alice, do you think this was
a real that was a real wolf? It just looked
like a husky. It's pretty big. It's pretty big. It

(20:35):
didn't look like a wolf. But knowing Bill, i'man knowing
Bill and his love of animals, I'm sure it was
a wolf. Okay, I'm sure there was a safety meeting
in everything. Okay, So Elliott is so Elliott is whining
about having sex with me. But Elliott, you know, if
you look back, we had really good sex. I mean
all the sex. Guys had a pizza. You guys at

(20:57):
a whole pizza and we banged all over the Hartman
up against the wall. And I mean, you obviously couldn't
show climaxing on on on NBC, but I believe there
was some tips of the hat to climaxing. Speaking of
Elliott and j D, how great was it to see

(21:18):
Dolly and John at the at the party party, we
saw the children, We saw the real j D and
his wife, Dolly, who to remind you, uh, it was
not only was a show based on on real JD,
but he was He and his wife were the advisors
and we only see them once a year. At Bill's
Easter party, we only see all these people. We saw

(21:41):
johnny C who's ripped as ever. Dude, dude, he looks
very healthy. He's building a deck. He's coming on a show,
by the way. Guy. Yeah, but he's building Donald's dream.
He's building Donald's wet dream in his He's building a
freaking shed for golf. Like, it's a golf simulator in
a shed. Yeah, a golf simul Later that's it's like,
it's yeah, it's a shed that's sole purpose is to

(22:05):
house a golf simulator. Yeah, isn't that what you want?
I mean, yeah, man, Johnny's doing it. He's building it
himself too, man like. But he's the kind of guy
that can do that. So, Daniel, by the way, you
didn't tell us. We get all excited because Johnny sees
telling us about the golf shed, and Donald's like literally

(22:28):
salivating at the idea of a golf simulating shed. I
can't think of anything more golf simulating whatever the fuck
it's called. And then he goes, oh, by the way,
I commissioned the electronics in the computer from Daniel, We're like,
what how did you keep that from us that you
were that you've been commissioned to create the correct computer?

(22:50):
He uh, he hit me up and said, uh, Daniel,
this is the budget I have and uh, I just
needed to do this one thing. Can we make it happen?
I was like, Johnny, I got you. Let's do it.
Wait a second. You you designed the computer that will
be in the golf shed. Yeah, and I actually built
it on stream so you could watch it if you
wanted to do do. Can I ask you a question please?

(23:12):
The one thing that it does is it just a tracker.
That's it. So it's a couple of different parts. One
thing is an actual like unit that is like tracking
his swing, but he needed a PC to run the
whole thing. So it runs a golf simulator program and
it takes in all the data from the tracker itself.
And second way, slow down because I'm concerned if I
buy a very expensive golf simulator that you see online

(23:33):
and Donald probably looks as he's falling asleep at night, Um,
that's a that's a piece of hardware. No. Correct. And
then but that has to be tied to a PC. Correct.
Not only has to be tied to a PC, it
has to be tied to a projector. It has to
be tied like there. And then especially if it's if
it's if it's looking at his swing, if it's paying

(23:54):
attention to its his swing. He also has something that
like it's like if you were to go to someplace
like golf Tech is a perfect example. Yeah, but that
probably all comes with the kit. The kit doesn't come
with I imagine, is not necessary, not necessarily. Usually all
golf simulators it measures. It measures everything from impact so

(24:17):
where the ball gets hit at right, So once it's hit,
the computer tells you the angles and all of that stuff. Yeah,
the numbers that go up and stuff. But if you
have something that's measuring how you're swinging, like his body
and stuff like that, that's something completely different. That sounds
so boring and so so boring. So your faces, but

(24:41):
I don't have any of my buttons to play with,
so you should be happy today. Um, because I'm in
Miami sing it all out then, Yeah, I'm in Miami.
I'm Miami. I don't even want to sing the songs
that that are most coming to my mind these days.
Um danel um, Yes, sir, you built the computer I did,

(25:02):
and you streamed it. So if people want to see
if people are geeked out about shit like that, they
could go on the YouTube. So how do they find it?
They could go on my Twitch channel. Um, I might
post it on YouTube as well as its own dedicated
computer building stream but um, yeah, it was like an
hour and a half on it only took an hour
and a half. Yeah, you know what to buy, and
then you and you and then you just put it

(25:24):
all together. I just put it all together. Now, Johnny,
C's scary. I hope you did it right. I think
I didn't. I think I didn't want to. I wouldn't
want to fuck it up. No worries. I already tested
it out. I actually installed all of the software on
the computer before I gave it to him, So it
is good to go. Do they have rumble packs yet
for a golf simulator? No, for like let's say, you know,

(25:49):
Star Wars flight simulator. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean it
really depends on the controller you get. And again this
could be a longer conversation, but like, yeah, I'm talking
about like board golf anymore. Shut up, you look up,
you shut the fun. I will fucking fly home and
kick your fucking golf coming back. Then, come do it

(26:11):
what I'm doing. Come first, you come here for boat
day and I'll fucking push you in the water. Oh yeah,
you can come down there, and I'd like to see
you fucking try. This is how I fucking get there.
I fucking get down there to tell me. I'm if
I'm coming down there, motherfucker. Yeah, because you gotta shy
and push me. But when you do, I'm gonna fucking
move out of the way and I'm gonna push you. Yeah,

(26:32):
and then I'm gonna wrestle you in one of the births.
I'll wrestle you. Do you know what the birth is? No,
that's a boat bedroom. I'll wrestle you on a schooner.
I'll wrestle you want a scooner? Man? Don't you want
to wave run together? I don't know anyone here. I'm

(26:54):
telling you different wave runners right, not like one wave
running to No, we can't be on one wave runner.
That's crazy. But I We're gonna go to break Joel.
But I do want to say, do you think that
Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union's friends are gonna want to
hang out with me? No, but they'll definitely point you
in a direction of someplace that they you know that
you can go and have a good time. You know

(27:15):
who I ran into on the street the other day.
I went to dinner with some friends that a man
to introduce me to. Who are lovely? Who are my
new boat friends. And um, I'm walking home and some
guy yells Zach Braff. And when someone yells your name
on the street, you're wearing right, especially if Miami man.
Don't fuck around, dude, they'll get your ass. They will

(27:38):
get your ass in Miami. Clack clack. Really, I should
be afraid of gun mine. I didn't know. I didn't
think I was trying shot you, Zack. I don't think
I was trying to come after you. Click click clack
clack kick kick bam. I was not listen. I got
a welcome package. It did not include be careful of

(27:59):
gun play. I motherfuck, are you in Dade County? Click click,
clock click all that shit talking. He was talking about
the Santis here they come click, But in South Beach,
that's where I am. I don't want to be clop clop,
clip clop clip clop anyway. So I turn around because

(28:23):
it's hard to not turn around and someone says your name.
I mean, try it. It's hard. But even though you
know it might be a fan, or it might be
just a drunk person, you just don't know. But I
instinctively turned around and it was Baron Davis. What and
I'm friendly with Baron Davis. Do you know who he is?
Donald's a SPAVI, He's a sports player. What does he

(28:45):
play for? He used to be used to play basketball
for one of the LA teams. I don't know what's team.
What LA team did he play for? Is he just
said your friend because you said you're friendly with him?
What lad play? I was friendly with him after he retired,
but I believe it was the Lakes. You believe wrong, clup.
I do know who fucking Baron Davis is. Ha ha.

(29:08):
It was a trick fucking answer. You don't really know him.
I do know him, but I know him from after
he retired. Um he um he's I went to high
school Kate Hudson and Kate Hudson used to have really
fun game nights and he was really always the game
nights and he was fun and he was awesome, and
we became friends. And I haven't seen him in years,

(29:28):
but there he was giving me, giving me a warm hug.
That's awesome. We should have exchanged numbers. Maybe I'll get
his number from Kaden. I'll have a friend. You guys
didn't go to the club, not really a going club
kind of guy. These this this stage, you know, forty
seven Miami. I don't want to be at the club.

(29:49):
My fuck, it's Miami. There's a bunch of my fuck
is your age at the club? What are you talking about?
And I don't want to do the good club. I
want to go to a nice I want to go
to a nice restaurant. I want to be at the beach.
I don't want to be everybody everybody and shit, it's
like it's like it's like brazil Man in Miami. Ain't
it like every No, it's just not at the party. No,

(30:10):
I'm saying, I'm not into that's Miami, you know. Like
you know when back in the day, we used to
be into like bottle service and they bring you like
champagne with a sparkler in it. I can't think of
anything less interesting keeping one hundred. Nobody was in the
bottle service unless that shit was for free keeping one hundred,
keeping one hundred, and they bring it it's your birthday

(30:31):
and they bring like the sparklers and they dance around
and they get the bottle. That's the only time you're
in the bottle service is when it's like free. That
shit's so stupid. I'm sorry. I don't get me wrong.
We did it, we participated, but but at hashtag forty
seven forty eight, we're too old for that. Bullshit cuts
to me in a night check them out. He's gonna

(30:54):
leave forever. No, that's not gonna happen. All right, we're
gonna break and we come back. We're gonna talk about
how you can pass out when you poop, and we're back.
You promised them. We talk about how you could pass
out when you poop. Well, I'll be careful. It's a thing.

(31:14):
It's a real thing. So when you're pooping, make sure
you're holding on. Just hold on. We're going home. Do
you check the toilet paper dollar as you're wiping yourself
to see everybody does? I'm told that some don't. Why
how do you know how much is left? You check?

(31:35):
I just got gauge. What you gotta gauge? You got
a gauge by what's on there? Yeah, I'm told that
some people just go with God and trust. Those people
got itchy, but they got itchy butt or burned. But yeah, right, anyway,
Um Elliott's whining about sex with ad I spoke about that.

(31:57):
That was bullshit. Carla has a cane. That's not a
explained the pan raise what the fuck was that? But
Eliot also wished her teacher had hit on her. Oh,
there's a fun fact about the pants. Those weren't real pants.
Those are because it would be almost impossible and you're
slip and bust your ass. Yeah. I don't know if
Johnny Yo made it, but somebody made soft where they foam? Yeah,

(32:19):
they were made out of foam and we ran on
in that. Yeah, you would have slipped your fucking your
head open. There's a lot of Scrubs Wiki on this episode.
Let me tell you some things, um, how to learn?
What to learn? Um the toddtime dot com, which is
no longer active. Of course, he's wearing that shirt and

(32:41):
it went to it used to go to a website
of him just in a banana hammock flexing his muscles.
But if you want to see it, apparently, go to
Scrubs wiki and there's a link to something called the
way back Machine which will enable you to see um
Rob shaking his ding dong around. Can I ask you

(33:02):
a question, Zach, Yeah, are you getting like good room
service right now? No? Because I'm in a condo, I
don't have I'm not in a hotel, so I don't
have what why why asking that? Of all things? I
got the Munchie's bro anyway, Um, all right, well, um,
what's what? What? What's the strand of a weed that
you are enjoyed? Maybe those of us, those of our

(33:25):
listeners who like weed might be curious to know what
it's called. This one was called animal face. Oh, animal face, Okay,
animal face if you're interested in animal face. Donald highly
recommends it, no pun intended. Um, here's some other things
from the um. So okay, So that that fantasy where
I'm Frankenstein's monster. Now everyone, let's make sure we're clear.

(33:47):
Frankenstein is the doctor. That was the best. That was
where I laughed. That's the one time I laughed. Are
you wait, Donald, that's not Frankenstein. That's Frankenstein's monster. No,
I know that, of course it's okay. Well I'm saying
is if you're one of those people out there still
calling that thing Frankenstein. No, Frankenstein is the doctor. It's okay. Well, anyway,

(34:13):
the angry mob that that, and I'm like, I'm like,
I'm really not into fire the main guy who I'm
arguing with because I ate. His sister is Patrick Bolton.
Didn't we have Patrick on I forgot. There's so many shows.
I don't think we've been talking about it forever. Patrick Joe,

(34:34):
Well we got. I mean we're in season six, this
shit's almost over. We should have We should have Patrick Bolton.
Patrick Bolton was our best friend on the show. So
he's a set dresser on the onset dresser, which is
the person who's decorating the set and moving stuff around
while you know, they'll say it's a it's a tricky
position and hard position because everyone's always yelling your name

(34:56):
and always Patrick, we gotta get the desk out of
here so we can put the ca right. He really
only had two specialties, you know what I mean. Well,
Patrick figured out that he could put everything on wheels,
which was smart because they didn't get much of a
budget to have a coworker. So what happens when you're
on a set and they're like, get this couch out

(35:16):
of here, Patrick, we're putting the camera here, Like what
is he supposed to like drag a couch by himself.
So it's because they barely ever paid for him to
have an assistant, and he just he figured out that
he put everything on wheat on hidden wheels. There was
a specialty. Yeah, we made up a song and he
was like, it's May Special. He was English, so we

(35:36):
were like, it's May Special. T Oh. The other thing
he had to do was set the clocks because the
clocks on set or don't have batteries in them right,
otherwise they'll be moving during the scene and the continuity
be all. So he always had to be like, hey,
what time is it in this scene? And the set
dresser's responsibility is to set the time of the clock.
So the song went, It's May Special tea daily and

(35:57):
wave clocks saying way anyway, we love Patrick, we have
got we had a lot of fun with Patrick. Oh
we've got some. We've had some of the best times
in my life with Patrick in Vegas and several times
in Vegas with Patrick. He's a great guy. He still

(36:18):
I think um might work on one of Bill's shows
at Randall shows. But he's a great guy. I run
into him every now and then, Like there was one
time I was trying to get I mean, he declined
to do it, obviously, but I wanted him to be
on the exes like they had him day play for once,
and I thought he was so great. We had a
great set dresser to Denise was amazing. But uh, but
she was I don't know if she was gone. I

(36:39):
don't know what it was. But he came in and
he was and I was like, dude, it's an opening
YouTube coming. He's like, now, I don't want to do
this shit, but I fucking would have loved to hang
out with Patrick. He was actually, you know, there's we
talk We talked about how great the crew is and
all of that stuff. But it's rare that you make like,
honest to goodness friend that you want to hang out

(37:01):
with on the crew. Like on set, you guys make
each other laugh, you know, but on Scrubs we had
quite a few people on the crew that just you know,
we had poker nights together, we had you know, close,
we got really close. But it's rare. It's rare, especially
now that you'd ever do fucking nine years of people
and we just kind of became so close to these people.

(37:22):
And and and it also goes to say, not the
tutor on Horn, but Donald and I are the most
like you know, some people were like, oh hey, hey,
how are you Donald? And I are the opposite of like,
you know, we we chill with the crew, We did
everything with the crew. We had lunch with the crew.
We we we party with the crew. We had blast. Yeah. Man,
No one thing that's been One thing that's been so
weird about the COVID and filming is there's just no

(37:44):
contact at all with the crew because everyone's got masks
on and you and you don't really have much of
a of a interaction. Although you know, I'm gonna be
honest with you, I try and everything that I worked
that I've worked on since COVID started, to still try
and be as fun as I possibly can be on
set without being disruptive. You know. It's just tricky though,

(38:07):
because like with a mask, it's hard to even know
who people are. Yeah. Yeah, but I still try and
I try and do it man, you know, because you know,
as an actor, we're there for such a little you know,
such a little bit of time. Had so much harder
than the actors do, and so you know, I get it,

(38:29):
you know, to come in and be like, oh my god,
I've been here for like four hours and and and
I haven't worked, and to think that they've been there
for that time plus whatever, and actors get breaks like
the crews like there's not a lot of downtime for
the crew. And so there's our shout out to the
amazing hard working people in the film industry. Um, I

(38:53):
um get handsy with myself. This is the first time
I think that we see that I that I get
handsy with my How funny I get drunk. Yes, I
think that was that something that I forgot it that's
come up before. It's a runner. But I but that's
pretty funny. You reveal me. You know, you think it's
going to be the standard hands like you're getting gropy

(39:14):
with with a woman, but I'm actually groping myself. Yeah,
this is one of my favorite jokes of the show too.
Billy Ocean love one to run Billy after the Arctic
and Pacific, You're my favorite ocean after the Atlantic. I
think it is it the argue of the Atlantic. I
don't know which every white works with the other one

(39:34):
after the Atlantic or Pacific, you're my favorite ocean. Yeah. Well,
Jad's hammered um and hands and Elliott told him to
not drive his schoon home, so he walks at home.
But because he's got the key, in the admission so
he can play a radio that certainly does not exist
on a VESPA, but will accept that as creative license.

(39:57):
The janitor's very elaborate scheme this is part two, is
that he passes the pay phone. The same cop arrives.
Did you call saying there was a wolf? Right? Am
I getting this right? Yeah? And j D says, no,
I know it looks like it, but I'm just answered
the phone wasn't me. And the guy says, well, you're
you've got the key in the condition I'm gonna have

(40:18):
to give you an s s ui, which is scooting
under the influence, which I don't think a cop would
really do, do you? Yes, Joel love to hear the story, please, Jelly.
Joel has a clean record. Okay, let's just set this

(40:39):
the record straight first of all. But also many officers
police officers in my family, and they tell very off
the off the book stories later and yes, for sure,
if if you if they feel your copping attitude with them, No, no, no,
I'm saying the guy like Jay isn't driving the scooter

(41:02):
it's on next to him, which I guess pretty dark
and suspicions if you if you're drunk and you have
keys in the ignissition. That's absolutely a law. In some
places that's a GWI. He'll have to be in a
moving vehicle. Well, there you go. I got an scy
scooting on an influence. Um. The funny thing was that

(41:26):
when the cop goes, have you been drinking sir? And
then it cuts me groping myself on getting handsy with myself.
Did you check? Did you peep the old school quick
time screen with me? Yeah? Yeah, and and um and
they had a scrubbish he had a thing about that
for those of you like funck cups. Um. Um that

(41:49):
that that the dumb In the janitor's email to Ted.
The two and from lines are both the same name,
someone named Ellen, So somebody fucked up. There also another
fuck up. When Turk draws an decision line on Private Dancer,
he draws it on the right side of his abdomen.
A couple of camera views later, the line is on

(42:12):
the left. Somebody fucked up against Sorry? Was that a
real scar? They did a good job? Whoever did it? No?
When Melosh at the end, when he's in the rain yelling,
I don't know, but what was that about? It was
so weird. Why is it's like the Shaw Shank redemption child? Right,
Why is melosan redemption? But it's not rain, It's it's

(42:34):
it's Kelso holding the Why is Kelso holding the hose
on him? I don't know. Story line got cut. Yeah,
it's like this will builds something like this will build
character for later or some shit like that. Like I know,
but I don't understand. I guess Melosh is Kelso's new protege. Well,
you know, it's interesting because I run into that guy.

(42:56):
I run into the guy who plays me Loosh. I
used to, I should say, when I would go into
Hollywood and go into the coffee being. I think this
might be the only episode that he's in, Dude, this one. Yeah,
I think it's this one or maybe one more after this,
But that's it. And we used to talk because we
had a lot of fun making this ship and having
the and having the back and forth that we had,

(43:17):
but this was it. They were trying to clearly trying
to give you a new nemesis because you needed a
new surgical nemesis. I don't know why Milosh didn't hang
out that she was hilarious him in the rain. What
about what about me, and what about me in prison
putting my pants up to poop, dude? And now I

(43:37):
joined a gang and you beat someone into a game,
I initiate them by by kicking them and saying you
you like that, you punk bitch. I mean Jad's time. Now,
now Jad's gang affiliate affiliated. But his whole time in
the slammer, a lot happened. He he he took his

(44:00):
pants off to poop in front of inn and he
passed out because of his condition in front of a
bunch of salemates. He didn't do it. He did this
ship in fucking Central booking. He didn't do this shit
and fucking uh and he did this shit in like
the tombs where they hold you before the court before
you go to court. Yeah, before you go to court. Oh,
I can't even poop. I can't even pooh if there's

(44:23):
a line of of of those of stalls and someone
else's is doing it. Oh, man, I remember, I gotta
I gotta leave. I gotta leave and go to another bathroom.
Second I hear someone, the second I hear someone like
making noises, I get very very self conscious. I had
a friend in high school who had no problems pooping

(44:44):
in I mean sorry, and junior high school, who had
no problems pooping in the in the in the bathrooms,
in the public school bathrooms. And if if anybody who
went to public school, you know how fucked up those bathrooms,
toilets and the toilet paper. Remember the toilet paper it was.
I don't know about your school, but mine wasn't even
like a role because of course the kids would fucking
do shit with the role. So they were like little

(45:05):
slips of almost cardboard. It wasn't try and pull it off,
and it would just break and break and break, and
you had to pull it for like so just to
get a nice little cushion to wipe your ass. I
don't think I ever poops in in in public school.
Never in my life. I had a buddy who had
no problem doing that shit. Yeah, no problem doing that shit. No,
black man, you are bugging. There's no JD poops in

(45:28):
prison naked, No, but no problem with no. Then we
don't really see how he got initiated. Is it the
same ritual? Did JD get kicked on the ground and
they were so impressed by him pooping? Oh you're saying
he got to skip that because they were like, man,
that's hardcore. Dude, props to him. That's fucking hardcore. Yeah.
Melosh was played by Benjamin King and this was his

(45:50):
only appearance. Joel tells us, Benjamin you got you got
done dirty. They did you dirty, but you were funny.
You were very funny. He's done, He's going on to
do other telet I got more questions. I got more
questions about the character of Milosh, Like no, I mean,
it seems like there was more to mine there. Do
you know when he was filling in his name on

(46:11):
the whiteboard because he replaced you, and he kept doing
his last name all long and long, and he's like,
I'll come back and finish later. Okay. So then Cox
tells you that fuck what Kelso saying? You don't lie?
You you draw your own personal line of when you're

(46:32):
going to be blatantly truthful and when you're going to
white lie a bit right? Isn't that the message that
Cox is saying to you? Yeah, I guess so. And
Mikey Weston's back, by the way, Mikey's it's sick as
the whole episode to talk about it, but I'm sorry.
Michael Weston's back is private danswer, and he's having short

(46:52):
term memory loss. And you're there and you're honest with him,
you say you got CS and that's why he has
you replaced with me loos. And then I tell him
again at the end, dude, Yeah, I got to seize
I was an average student. But then I give him
the I give him more of my truth. I guess. Yeah.
And when I decided to be a doctor, I changed

(47:14):
my I changed my attitude and I switched it up,
which is I mean, which is great. I don't know
how many doctors that would do that shit for you,
you know, to be honest with me, I don't think
any doctor would say I used to get seed. No
one wants to man, No one wants to hear that, honest, No,
I don't want to hear that. You If I ask
you that, I'm asking you for you to so you

(47:34):
will be like, I am the best. I fucking graduated,
magnum koon loudy. It's like when you're an actor and
you're like, um, they're like, and you and you ice hockey?
You play ice hockey, right, You're like, of course, yeah, yeah,
we did you know how to double dutch? Absolutely? Oh
double Dutch is my things. I would they loved you

(47:58):
for the acting part, and now like and and do
your resume is accurate? You do double Dutch? Right? Oh yes,
oh yes, there's never been a Dutch. I've ever not
doubled so um that I laughed when um when Ted
is putting in his passport and he says, all right,
turn away, and you guys turn away, and he's like
alligator three JD is taped to the ceiling for two hours. Dude,

(48:28):
how do you fall back? How do you fall He
told you in the beginning that it was going to happen.
I know, but it tells you before how did they
do that? Ted is not very straight up freaking no.
I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. Remember, he says,
I'm trying to do this because you've already zoned out.
But my my, my question, Donald is but then at

(48:49):
the end you say, he told me about this and
I still felt for it. My point is, My point is,
according to the story, I was duck taped to the
ceiling by Todd and Ted. How did they pull that off?
They needed somebody's help to I just don't know, man, Yeah,
you know, because you'd be if you're wrestling with the Todd,

(49:10):
you'd become very oily and you'd be able to get away, obviously,
And if you're raising and if you're wrestling with Ted,
the same thing. He's kind of sweaty. He's kind of sweaty.
So maybe they got crazy eyes Mario involved or maybe
or what's his name? We never seen anymore. He was big.
He could have helped, and they weren't. They trust you mean, Troy.

(49:32):
Troy could have easily helped. Troy would have freaking killed
you though, I know, but they got me. He would
have snapped. He would have snapped your neck straight up,
like freaking uh, what's what's the mice? And men? He
would like the bunny, like the bunny, like the bunny,
like the the girl at the end, oh oh with
the girl. Yeah, well spoilers if he hadn't seen men,

(49:53):
all right, listen, um. The best part of the whole
episode occurs at this moment, when JD is duct taped
to the ceiling of the cafeteria, we learn that Colonel
Doctor is Lloyd's father. Yes, yeah, there was not nearly
enough made out of that. I mean, what is their story?

(50:15):
You know? Nowadays on TV shows, they go off into
an episode that's like nothing about the main characters, like
off into a they I would love an episode about
what it's like in Colonel Doctor in Lloyd's lives. That's
a good, that's you know what, that's actually a great idea. Fans,
what's a good? What's a great one offer that you

(50:37):
would love to have watched? And I don't want to
hear about legal custodians. I don't want to hear about
doctor aculae, not all of the not all the obvious ones.
Let's get let's get obscure, let's get abstract, let's get
freaking artistic with it. Yeah, please for the dive in
and dive in. What is a one off you would

(50:59):
have loved to have seen? Yeah, what's a one off
that doesn't involve you know, um, the main characters that
you would have liked. They're gonna know what, They're all
gonna say, Well, I'm a party Alma's pool party. Oh god,
I would I But I now learned that an above
ground pool doesn't necessarily mean that, Like you could have
a deck and that's considered an above ground pool. The

(51:21):
best asn't learned about having a loma on is that
she never knew anything about that because she only read
her parts. She never read the full scripts, so she
had no idea we were talking about. Say you did
the same thing, except you're in every fucking scene, all right. Um,
Jad falls and he falls because he's so angry because

(51:43):
a young man can't figure out how to get Jad's hairstyle.
And he finally wriggles out, falls to the ground and
he goes, for the love of God, moose and twist.
I don't use moose for what it's worth. The real
secret is not washing your hair. If you want to know,
so just dirt. Well, it's just grease, and then you

(52:04):
gotta and you gotta and then you gotta use some products.
But the best thing for for for that hairstyle, if
you like it, is does not wash your hair. I
mean you watch with water, you just don't shampoo. That's
what's up. Um okay. And then the boy who cried wolf,
the wolf males the gender. That's where he gets. Yeah,
that's what he gets. What he puts so much work

(52:25):
in time into that, into that, into that prank. M hm.
This hospital must be filthy. It reminds me You know,
it's really weird because I watched a movie that's very
similar to spoiler alert coming. Did you watch The Batman? No? Yes,
took me like three It took me three days to

(52:47):
watch all of it. It's not that long. Oh my gosh,
it took me three days to watch all of it.
But did your heart jump out of your chest when
they introduced the Batmobile? The cool seed ever? No, you
stop it now. It's a muscle car for Batman. Yeah,
no doubt. It was a good it was. Look, I
liked it for I liked it, But I liked it

(53:08):
for different reasons. Man, because because then when it jumps
into an action movie, then it's like, ah, man, that's
not what I want anymore. But because they made it
such a great detective movie and a great, you know,
murder mystery type situation, I was way more into that.
And then all of a sudden it becomes a superhero
movie and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. We

(53:29):
don't need to you know, I'm fine with him just
being some regular vigilante. You know. It was it was
it was Donald that's a good student, you see it.
I have not yet. Yeah, I interest. I'm sorry everybody,
But on the other on the exact polar opposite side,
I'd like to remind those of you who like the

(53:50):
polar opposite side of things to go watch The Worst
Person in the World, because it's I can't I can't
stop thinking about how good it is. Great. So if
you were just listening Donald and you zoned out, Um,
go watch Worst Person in the World. All right, do
we have a caller? Oh, let's bring them in. I
got I got goose, got goosebumps. Last week's call. Oh,

(54:13):
go to break. We're gonna break. We come back with
a call, um, and we're back. Everybody got a collar,
gave us allow? You can talk star watch show dues,
you know, like a botto smoke some z maybe talking

(54:35):
about the episode. So come on, Joe, let's get the
show off. Go ahead, Donald, ladies and gentlemen, give it
up for damn dail. You'll have to do thunders applause
this time because I don't have my button. Jeve, how
are you welcome to the program. I'm great. How are

(54:58):
you guys? We're we're happening. Donald's in his closet, I'm
in Miami. We can't complain. I could complain. I could.
Donald's given me an idea. I have no friends down here.
He says that I should call Gabrielle Union and thus
Dwayne Wade and say, hey, guys, can I meet your friends?

(55:20):
Le gonna try it. I'm gonna try it, and and
and and Baron Davis too. Donald, Well, they probably have
a good night out plan? And what support did Baron
Davis play again? Hockey? Welcome to the program, Dave. How
are you? Where are you from? I am in a
closet in New Jersey. Oh, so were lots of people
when I was growing up. Same okay. Oh, Daniel loves

(55:53):
putting computers together. You guys can probably talk all about
sorts of things. Oh. I bet we could like putting
together golf simulators. Daniel. Are you ever called upon to
do soldering? Oh? Man, I tried that a couple of times.
It is that is beyond my pay grade. That is okay, Dave.
Do you know how to solder? I know how, but
it's very difficult. Okay. I want to learn how to

(56:15):
solder very precise. It looks cool when Yeah, it's fun
to do, just really really hard. Okay, Dave, So what
do you do in it? What kind of it stuff
do you do? I preferre I do computer support for
a state agency. Okay, And do you ever get to
the computer and you're like this idiot, I can't believe
what they've done to their computer. Um A, I can

(56:37):
fix this with one button and be look at their desktop?
What a mess. That's my job. I know. I'm that
guy with the full desktop, right, you just you just
you just drag everything to your desktop. Well, I feel
like if I if I put it at elsewhere, it's

(56:58):
going to get lost. So I prefer for it on
the desktop. I know I can find it on the desktop.
And that's how the computer gets viruses? Is that what
it is? Does that slow the computer down? Dave? No? Yeah, okay,
as long as you know where everything is, you're fine, Dave.
Why does porn slow the computer down? That's what I
want to know. If that has viruses? Yeah, I got it.
It can. Yeah. Are there any Are there any sites

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that Dave is not here to tell you which porn
sites to go to? Donald's He works for a state agency,
for God's sakes, he would know though. Yeah, Dave, Um,
do you recommend um any any not talking about those sites, Donald,
get the guy fired? What about BBC? Uh? I'm just kidding,

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but I've been using the site BBC dot com. Is
that a good one day? I'm sorry, Dave. Do you
have a question for us? I I've noticed that like
when when actors have a successful sitcom, they're reluctant to
ever go back to that world. If you two were

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ever offered the opportunity to do a primetime sitcom again,
would you at least consider it? Absolutely? Yes, I think
you mean you mean you mean the most common question
we get Scrubs or any show, any show. It doesn't
have to be Yeah, I think so. I think so.
It depends a lot of factors go into it, and
the main one is that it's a high class problem.

(58:29):
Being a lead in it. A half hour comedy like
this kind of takes over your life. So you have
to choose. You have to And there's nothing against working hard,
But some people go, gosh, I don't know at forty
seven if I want to work fourteen hours a day,
twelve hours a day, um. And then other people go, hey,
I have nine hundred kids, I gotta go do that.

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But for me, I wouldn't. For me, and my answers
no to a normal UM network show because I personally,
at forty, I've been don't want the next chapter of
my life to be tied to something for many, many years,
for fourteen hours a day. I'd like to do other
things like direct and explore Earth and maybe have a family.
It also depends on what it is like. I'm not

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going to go and do a television show just for
shits and geticles, even though I mean, if it sucks
in the paycheck is big. I would like to be
a part of something that's you know, uh that that
is one successful and uh too a lot of fun
to do. And so if those if those variables are
in play, absolutely I have no problem going back and

(59:36):
doing a television show. Would it be Scrubs again? Probably not.
I don't you know, I'm gonna keep it one hundred,
but I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you. I
love Christopher Turk, I love JD. I don't necessarily want
to play Christopher Turk. You're gonna playspher Tchurk in some capacity.
This is our standard answer, but more of like a
eight to ten episodes sort of like one off kind

(59:57):
of thing, not not network, which which is which is
up to well, when we were doing some sometimes twenty
four a year, I don't even think anybody does that anymore.
So again, we were young actors and we're blessed to
have the opportunity. You just you look at things differently
when you weigh like time with your family, time to
time to create a family. Um, you know, you you

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look at things differently at forty seven and forty eight
than you would. The other answer I would say is
that a lot of those people have they've been on
a long running show. They they've they've made a nice
nest egg, and they can make choices that are based
on what they want to do with their life, you know,
and make an independent movie or direct movies, or go
play golf and tennis like Donald sometimes does. Well. Yeah,
also when you do a lot of people don't know this.

(01:00:40):
When you do sitcoms, the schedule is very very lax
compared to doing something like Scrubs, where it's where it's
you know, a single camera thing. So a sitcom you
only have one day of filming, maybe two days of filming,
and the rest is just rehearsal. So you can have
some sort of life in between when I was doing

(01:01:00):
exes after Scrubs. The schedule for the exes compared to Scrubs.
And I listen, I'm number three on the call sheet
on Scrubs, and I worked way more than I did
on Scrubs than I did on the exes as far
as hours go. On the exes, we came in, we
had a table read, and then we had and then
we had the day off. The next day we may

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be rehearsed a couple of scenes, then we had the
day off. The third day we rehearsed, and then we
had then the day was off. Then we blocked the
next day and then that was the end of the day.
Maybe pre shot something, and then on Friday we shot
a whole show, you know what I mean. And that's
why smackers are are drawn to that lifestyle. But there's
fewer and fewer of those sort of live in front
of the studio audience kinds of shows because they're not

(01:01:43):
very fashionable these days. That compared to a single count
single well, we all grew up on them, Dave, We
agree with you, but um and of course, you know, friends,
it is probably the most popular sitcom of all time,
and people love that and Seinfeld, you know, and not
to remember the Honeymooners, man, do you remember? No, I'm
just saying that, like people, they come in and out

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of fashion, and right now there's not that many of
them because they're not very popular as popular these days.
You know what it's gonna you know what it's gonna take.
It's for it to come on something like HBO Max
or something like that, and it'd be a little bit
racy and but still be funny. But it's a good idea.
Someone should someone should do, like an R rated sitcom
that'd be amazing, were yeah, R rated, not X rated. R.

(01:02:26):
Maybe I amber watched Ashton Kutcher's was his R rated
because his was on Netflix. I don't know. It's all right,
But dooel, don't you think that's a good idea. You're
like an R rated sitcom? I would definitely check it
out because he doesn't love families behaving badly. You know, no,
it doesn't be a family. It could be like you know, well, no,
you want it to still have its tradition, the traditional

(01:02:48):
sitcom feel to it, so it could be like friends,
but instead of like keeping it p G, it's R.
Fuck you, Joey see how fun would that be? Well,
it would be more like sex. It would be more
like sex to sex in a city. I'm saying it
would be more like that. Abbott Elementary is definitely bringing
a comeback. Is that a studio audience? But is that

(01:03:09):
that looks like as single camera? It looks like it's
also single cam though too, it is, Joell, isn't it
not sure? Is there a laugh track? There's not a
laugh track. No, it's single camera. But that show everyone's
talking about that show. I can't speak to it because
I haven't seen it, but it is. I haven't seen
the Day, but I love that. I love Do you
like it? Dave? I haven't seen it yet. It's kidding

(01:03:31):
a lot of buzz, a lot of buzz buzz buzz.
All right, Dave, what's your next question for us? My friend?
My next question would be, so you two have incredible
comedic timing, just amazing. Well I agree on on my front, yeah,
thank you. Just just watching the show, that back and
forth between you and the other cast is just crazy.
Is that something you guys would work on or is

(01:03:53):
that something that came natural? Oh? Yeah, both a combo both,
I mean, we make each other We make each other laugh.
I mean all the time. You know, We're at a
giant Easter party the other day and there's like a
hundred people there. We just standing next to each other
making each other laugh. Wench comedy writers too, yeah, fuck them, no,

(01:04:14):
But um, you know, we just we just we have
the same sense of humor. And but of course also
when you watch the show Scrubs, we've but was so
great about the environment that Bill created. And I know
I mentioned this before, was you know after we got
what was written, Um, well, he would let us fuck around.
And that's where a lot of great stuff came from
that people love like Eagle is the most obvious example.

(01:04:36):
It's just just fucking around and like an athlete, you
smell like an athlete, you smell like a father figure,
you know, shit like that. We would just we would
just riff and and sometimes it would be like if
you were the person setting up the punchline. They would
just keep setting you up and you just keep saying
punch different punchlines. And sometimes and then a writer would
combine go oh, try this, and you try this, and

(01:04:58):
then and then I'd say to Donald it was it
was he shot his try this and he tried that
and and that way when the editor and Bill who
has the final say or watching it, they have like
eight options and it's just like which one makes you
laugh the most, and it's it's kind of like it's
kind of a cool way to shoot because you can
you can just keep playing and being silly and looking
for um, the funniest, the funniest version. It was also

(01:05:22):
great training. We were very young, so it was great
training for us to learn how to do that as well.
You know, we talk about we we we we talk
about how uh Scrubs changed our lives. But not only
did it change our lives, it taught us how to
tell jokes, you know, how to you know, uh, my

(01:05:44):
IQ coming out of as far as film and television
and stuff like that goes coming out of Scrubs was
I mean, we did it for nine years, was amazingly
higher than it was going in. And it was because
we've taught each other so much, you know, uh yeah,

(01:06:05):
and also yeah, like he said, it was like it
was like the best boot camp ever. You know, for
me as a director, it was the great greatest boot
camp ever because every episode of a different director and
you were like watching so many people, and the comedy
writers were so skilled and seeing how they would come
up with jokes, and it was it was like the
best nine year in grad school, someone you could ever have. Yeah,

(01:06:26):
walking out of it, I felt I was very confident.
It's time for closeted people. In New Jersey's favorite segments,
It's time to fix your life Garden State Edition. All right, sir,

(01:07:10):
how can we fix your life today? All right? I
could use some time management help. I work a full
time job, I'm a father, married, and I'm also gone
to college. Dude, and my life is like crazy right now?
I have nothing, no free time. Wow, you did it
to yourself. You did it to yourself. Bro, You're welcome, Dave,

(01:07:32):
You're you're welcome. Well, so how many kids? First? One? Okay?
And how old he is? Sixteen? Okay? So he doesn't
really want to hang out with you that much, right,
you would be surprised. Oh, you must be a cool dad.
You must be a cool dad. I got a stage
four clinger. Nice. Well, that's a great thing. That means

(01:07:54):
you're a good father. So I think you just have
to schedule. I mean, Donald's obviously you can weigh on
the fought the parenting thing because I don't know anything,
but I'm probably a better schedule than Donald. And that
is Um. There's an old expression, if you want to
get something done, give it to a busy person. And
that's really scheduling it down to the momentum and sticking
to it. I am going to I'm gonna go see

(01:08:15):
a movie with my son at this time. Make sure
he's to make sure he's free. Okay, that's locked in.
I got to work here, so we know this is here.
I have to study for my class here. I gotta
take my wife to dinner on that night. You if
you're going to be as busy as you are, you
can't do it. You can't win it, bro, you can't.
You cannot wing it. You gotta get like and I
don't like you know, I cal I get a written calendar.

(01:08:38):
You know, you can buy one of those like desktop
big ass ones, mount it on your wall or keep
it as a desktop thing and just really get super
anal with what is happening where. And you obviously have
to work it out with your son, work it out
with your wife. You know what, you know what your
work hours are? Um, you know how much time you
need to study in order to do school. But if

(01:08:59):
you're gonna take on as much as you had, there's
no possible fucking way you're not doing it without a
very detailed schedule that you actually stick to. Donald's go
do you. Is there a light at the end of
the tunnel or is it just you're gonna do this
for the or you just or is this what you're
gonna set to do forever? No, the light's gonna be

(01:09:20):
I'm trying to blow through the classes as quick as
i can. Right on. What are you studying? First of all? Yeah,
I'm getting my degree in it, and that'll help you
get a better job, I imagine. Yes, this one all right? Good?
So what's cool about it is that there is a
there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Once you bang it all out, you can you'll have

(01:09:42):
some of those things off your plate. You'll have a
job with a better salary. Yeah, and your kids. Your
kid's gonna go to college. So even though he's a clinger,
he's gonna probably moving. If I'm still working on things
by that, maybe he can help me. My advice to
you is to enjoy the journey. I know it feels
like a lot, you know, but I mean we don't

(01:10:03):
have a lot of time on this rock anyway, you
know what I'm saying. So you know, while we're here,
if you have a lot of things to do, that's great.
And it sounds like they're positive and great things. Also,
you know what I mean, it sounds like it's something
that that you're into. And also having a sixteen year
old son, you know, I hope my son when he

(01:10:24):
is sixteen, is a stage four clinger and he he
wants to hang out with me, dude. And you know,
also I just think in terms of your wife and
your child. Again, I do know nothing about this because
I have neither, but it seems to me people love experiences.
So planning a beautiful romantic night with your wife, she'll appreciate.
Planning going to see a cool movie with your son,

(01:10:45):
things that things that aren't just like oh, let's you know,
and not to dish, Hey let's sit on the couch
and watch this movie too. But making sure that that
stuff's like in the schedule, I think we'll make them
both feel not neglected. Absolutely, that's a great idea. Thank you.
All right, Well, you're welcome, You're welcome. Donald, you're gonna
say you're welcome. Well I already did in the beginning

(01:11:07):
when I when I, well, no, now we've given him
lots of advice. Okay, well you're welcome. You're welcome. Thank
you all right, everybody. That's the show. Um, Dave, thank
you so much for coming on. Um, and UM, what's
happening next, Joelle, we're gonna we're gonna do another episode
and um we have some surprise guests coming on soon

(01:11:27):
that Joel has coordinated. One of them. Donald doesn't even
know about. We want you to be patient with us too.
Zach's away working right now. He's got a bunch of
things back to back and stuff. So but also maybe
maybe subconsciously, we're trying to drag it out since we're
moving so darn fast. Didn't we figure out? What were
we talk about? Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop. We talked about
doing movies we love and also movies that aren't that

(01:11:51):
well known that we love, like Yentle, like Yentel, And
then we talked about getting a guest who won't won't
necessarily be the star, like I gonna get bar Strikes,
and but we might get Maddie Ptenkin. We might get
can you hear me? Yeah? We might, we might. For
we we talked about getting what's the name of that
actor from Beverly Hill's Cop the one I played, Victor

(01:12:12):
Maglan or Boga Mill. Oh, I love to get Victor
Mainland may have passed. He was quite old when the
movie was made. I don't know, I don't know. I
don't know all I learned. Oh, I learned so much, dude,
I learned so much about the gentleman who plays General
Veers from The Empire strikes Back. And how many of
some of the movies that I've loved the bad guy

(01:12:36):
in he was the fucking bad guy and had no idea?
Did you know that General Veers from the Empire Strikes
Back is the dude that freaking goes with Indiana Jones
on The Last Crusade that chooses poorly? Did you know
that was the same dude? Did you know that General
Veers from the Empire Strikes Back is also the same

(01:12:58):
dude from the Game with Thrones, the guy with the
white hair that was the hunched over old man. That's
General Veers from Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, yeah, man, General
Verers had I don't you know I'm doing him a
disservice by calling him General Veers. That's like all this
fuckers out there, I'll be like, Yo, Turk from Scrubs

(01:13:18):
was in clueless. Yo, Turk from Scrubs. Yo, did you
know that Turk from Scrubs played fucking Booster Gold? Did
you know that? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, We
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