611: My Night to Remember

On this week's episode, it's a cheesy clip show! In the real world, Zach is going to the grand prix and Donald had several bong hits.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, oh my god. First of all, I owe you
guys such a huge apology. Not the listeners I'm talking
to Joel Daniel and Zach Yo. I tried to get
away with something, and I almost did if it wasn't

(00:21):
for these pesky little kids. Dude. I went and saw
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness right before our
podcast today, and I had it down to the minute
of when I was going to arrive back here. That's
why Casey called and was like, Yo, he needs fifteen minutes.

(00:43):
That's why she gave that shit early on she predicted.
She was like, oh, you need this fifteen minutes. She
rushed upstairs. It'll be fine, dude. I sit down. It
is one fourteen. I'm like, I fucking did it. Bam,
computers dead. It's now one forty nine. That's how long

(01:05):
it took from my computer to power up. So how
was your movie? We can at least talk about your
movie or thumbs down. How was it all? Right? So
not a lot of people are talking about this movie,
as you guys know, I don't know because I don't
follow I don't follow this well. You know, usually when
usually when a Marvel movie comes out, everybody, Like when

(01:26):
Spider Man came out, everybody was like, no spoilers, go
see Spider Man. Right, I'm not gonna give away any
spoilers because there's some really fucking great spoilers. Some of
the stuff that you are, you guys probably already know
from just the commercial alone, you know what I mean.
M I'll let you guys the next time we talk,

(01:49):
because this will be a part tour because we didn't
get to do the episode and but we're still recording this.
We'll talk about this when I see you guys later. Joel,
did you see it yet? I've seen it twice. You
see the swice Okay press screening, and then my guys
wanted to see it last night. And so you might
be on the same page that I'm on with this
whole thing. My wife is on the same My wife

(02:12):
is on the same page that I'm on with this too.
I think has to go see all these movies, no doubt,
many dude. Let me tell you something right now. I
gotta figure out something. Yeah, you gotta you gotta bring
her to a nice rom com. No, it's not a
rom com, man, you know, my wife is the bomb,
like she is the bomb on levels that the bomb

(02:33):
doesn't like. I don't even look. She is everything that
I have in my life right now. All the happiness
that I have in my life right now is because
of Casey Cobb. You know what I mean, My children,
my wife, my my my life, my marriage, you know
what I mean, my sex life. All of these things
that are fucking prospering right now are because of the

(02:58):
greatness that is my wife. Yeah, you really to figure
out I did, and I need to figure out a
way to freaking return to favor, man, like for real,
Like I know she's starting to feel it's a mother's day.
Mother's day, you better bring it, dude. She's bouncing, she's
going to the outlets to shop with her girlfriend and
stuff like that. When she comes home, there better be
something shining, bro, Dude, That's what I'm trying to say.

(03:20):
Like I can't buy her. I can't like there's not
enough money to pay for what. It's not the expensive thing,
it's the toke, It's the it's the thought. It's the
thing that's like not just like I phoned it in
and got you fucking flowers. You got to do something.
I mean, no offense that all the people that are
going to do that. But I'm saying, since you're saying
all these lovely things, you should consider something super thoughtful

(03:44):
that it's not just like, oh, I just bought this thing. Yeah,
no doubt. I tried to get the Four Seasons Brunch
like three weeks ago, and that ship was sold out
to Yeah, three weeks ago. I tried to get it
in and was sold out. Like I thought, I was
thinking ahead, like I was like, I'm on top as
ship this year, you know what I mean? And there
places for b Yeah, but no, no, no, there's not

(04:06):
really man, let's keep it one hundred man, that four
Seasons Brunch. How about you make her breakfast in bed?
Oh come on, buddy, what what that's not good? Yuh man.
You can make a pancake. I can make a lot
of things that's not necessarily you know what I'm gonna.
I am gonna do that though. You know, it's cute,
even though like when you see it in the movies,
it's cute, like the kids and dad, they all did it. Mom,

(04:28):
you stay in bed and then they all bring breakfast
in bed. Mood in the movies looks so much better
and it comes in abundant, saying the gesture. I bet
you Casey would love the gesture. Yeah, I do think,
I do think. I do think she would love it.
For like five seconds, she'd be like, that's cute, but
then she'd be like, I'm not eating this shit in
my bed on the sheets. I don't want to. This

(04:50):
will mess up my bed. I don't want to do that.
Get her another weekend away. I saw this funny name
that was like a couple. I'm like think the girl
was like acting. She's like, this is this is this
is what I call like a night with my man.
And she's like all seductively laying out a towel like
on the bed and like and like clearly like she
doesn't want to get anything sexual on the bed and

(05:10):
she's spreading it out with this sexy face. And then
it hard cuts them eating like fast food in bed,
that's pretty dope. My wife don't play that shit. My wife,
don't play that shit. She's like, no, no, no no, no, Donald, Miami,
Miami's growing on me. I gotta tell you you love Florida,
don't you. No. I don't love Florida, and I and
I would never want to live here. But Miami Beach

(05:32):
is a fun place to visit. It's it's the water
is It's not like the Pacific. It's like pool water.
It's blue, it is turquoise and warm as a pool. Wow.
It's when it's like the pool at your house. It's
not as warm as the pool in my house, but
it's warm and it's beautiful, and there's so many fancy,

(05:52):
nice restaurants, and uh, it's a great place to visit.
I would not want to live here. Also, boats, I
love boats, and I've been invited on a couple of boats.
And I'm not talking about a fishing boat. I know
you want to be like in a chair, like trying
to pull in a marlin with Miami Vice. Didn't you
you fucking with Miami Vice. No. I got invited on
some nice yachts, not like not like mega giant epic ones,

(06:16):
but like pretty big ones, and they're beautiful, and I
just like, yeah, I like this life. You didn't get
on a cigarette boat? No, I don't want that. I like.
I like a boat where someone's gonna bring me a
rose and I can stand on the bow. You remember
that SNL thing. I'm on a boat? Yeah, man, like
that I Warnever i'm on a boat, I feel like

(06:37):
I feel like that song. All right, So look, I
think you're your idea is being in the chair trying
to get a marlin. No, no, no, because if you
can't eat it, I'm not fishing for it. You know
what I mean? Well, don't you release a marlin when
you catch? Some people mounted on their wall? I guess, yeah,
if I'm fishing, it's to eat whatever fish I catch,

(06:58):
because I'm not. That's I mean, that is at least
I think that's a better one. I'm be saying. If
you and I were in Miami together and I said, Donald,
god the dreams that let's charter a boat together, let
me feel like we would disagree because you'd want the
one with the chair. No no, no, no, no no no.
My fishing days are over. I would prefer after c spiracy.

(07:19):
I would prefer to be on a boat and chill on.
I prefer to chill on a yacht champagne, eat peanut
butter and jellies on the bow. You know what I mean?
These are me say, the most ballert thing this guy.
I met a very wealthy guy on here and his
boat was gorgeous, but it wasn't even huge. It was
like maybe it was sixty feet. I don't mean to

(07:40):
say that that's not big. It was a big, beautiful boat.
But I was like, oh, it's too bad. There's no
um there's no um jet ski on this boat, like,
you know, because I love what wave runner thing because
those are something so fun. And the captain's like, oh,
we have a jet boat. I'm like, what where's that?
He opens the fucking trunk and goes gee and like

(08:01):
some James Bond shit, a fucking mini jet boat comes
out of the back. That's so cool. I know you
heard what. I can feel it. Come in the night. Listen.
If you're in Miami and you have a dope, I

(08:23):
want to come and I will bring laughter. I want
to be invited. I've been waiting rose. Oh of my love.
I'll be your court jester. I'll bring a bottle of rose.
Oh no oh, Donald. The little boat gave birth to
a smaller boat. It was like the Russian dolls. And

(08:47):
I was like, there's a lot. There's a tinier boat
come out of that little boat. It was nice, though.
I liked one time in Miami was fucking fire man.
It's like you get on a boat. I got. I
got on a cigarette boat. It was one of the
best times in my life. They have those for the tourists.
They have like it always goes by the beach. Do
you have these like you can see this snow. This

(09:10):
dude owned the cigarette. You were like a real one,
like somebody's actual jump off and it was fire man Like. Okay,
I'm gonna name drop because it's one of the best
weekends of my life. But I spent the weekend with
no Vinny Learsca. He's the one invited me because I

(09:30):
was going out there to do a dj AM and
I were hosting a I think it was like a
fashion show or something. This weekend. It was fourth of
July weekend in Miami and DJAM when I were hosting it,
he was DJ and I'm on the stage hosting the ship.
And when I get there, I run into Vinny Learsca,

(09:51):
one of the one of my buddies from high school.
I've known him, and he's like, yo, you should come
hang out with us, and I'm like us, who's us?
Right here you go It's me Leo Toby Ethan and
I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio we were with the puzz I
was like Leonardo DiCaprio and he goes yeah, and I'm

(10:11):
like all right, bet. And so that weekend fourth the
July weekend, best weekend of my life? Did you get
to drive the cigarette book? I did not get to
drive the cigarette book, but like yo, it was. It
was a bunch of us and we played I remember
we played this. We played basketball and against some cats
in Miami and we won, and like life was, life

(10:33):
was very nice that weekend. There was there was There
was another time I was in Miami. Also I played
for a challenge for the children in Sincs challenge for
the children in Miami. I think that was Orlando. Actually
Miami was fired though. I know, but that's when you're
young and you're going to clubs like I have no
I mean, I fell on the table. I was on
the table and I fell back and Leo caught me.

(10:56):
It was the best night of my life, dude. It
was the best night. They have a lot of clubs here,
but I'm not I'm not going to the clubs. Although
it's a one weekend. If everyone I'm with ends up
at the club, maybe I'll go. But I think I'd
be in the fucking hell at the club. Oh dude,
it's Miami. Every you're forty years old in Miami. That's
like forty seven years old in Miami. That's like twenty

(11:18):
years old in La. Man, Like everybody's in the club,
and I know it's the only thing people do, and
they do it so late. I'm like, it's so late.
They don't give they're on that lifestyle there. The clubs
don't close. I just saw a guy walking down the
street trying to get people to come to it, to
a club. He's like like walking down the street like
yelling to everyone at the beach. He's like, I just
see you know, we never close. We are open three

(11:42):
sixty five, twenty four or seven. That's what's up. No,
you never on. You can be on the they're on
a Monday wasted fucking dancing, but as long as asday,
like Monday at like noon. But that's the thing is that.
What's the music? Like? Like, you know what I don't need?
Is it a Latin group? I'm sure you need to investigate.
B I don't go to the humming ing ding dinging.

(12:05):
That's how I'm good. You got. I'm happy you got
to Ding Ding. You know they have all these um
you know, if you've me, there's NonStop banners when you're
on the beach going by about what DJ oh you
love this? Donald? There's a club here that that's like half.
I'm told it's called Club eleven. It's like part strip club,

(12:26):
part regular club. And Snoop Dogg is the host tonight.
And this banner keeps going on on the Snoop Dogs
older than you, and he's up in the club, dude,
but he say you need to be up in the
club with Snoop dog y'all can smoke some all I
all I thought was Snoop Dogs, See you would be
like yo, Zach Slaggity diggity come to the stage, nephew. No,

(12:49):
I'm on the beach. I'm on the beach. And I
had heard about this Club eleven and it says Snoop
Doggs the host tonight, and I thought of Joel and Donald.
I was like, Joelle and Donald would love this. He
actually DJ Janne would probably love it too. M DJ Daniel,
Do you partake in the marijuana the way Joel and
I do? Yeah? Wait, hold on, we partake in a

(13:11):
very unhealthy way. Like, it's almost unhealthy. As much as
we part to like, I've had battles with like bronchial
issues because I've smoked too much weed. You two, Yes,
we need to get together, Daniel. Why aren't we kicking
it more man like? We have the same things in common.
We need to be around like minded people. I can
smoke you down. You know what I'm saying. You know shit,

(13:33):
I'll smoke your weed like animal face, Daniel. Do you
like animal face? I've never tried it, but let me
tell you something. I'll roll some up. Yeah. Oh no,
I don't want to share. I don't share weed. No
more like that. We can do personals. We can do
person yea, yeah, yeah, because yeah, because of COVID, I

(13:53):
don't need to put your spit in my spit together.
I know how. You know, unless we kissing and you've
been tested, I know how COVID passes. All right, it's droplets.
Let's do since we're already do it count In. We're
gonna do a show. It's a weird show because it's
a clip show. And I said to Donald, why the
fuck are we doing a clip show? And he said,

(14:14):
I want to do a clip show. You know why.
So it's going to be a short episode, because how
the fuck do you review a clip show? Five six,
seven eight. Here's some stories about show we made about
a bunch of doctor nurses. I said, he's a stories.

(14:40):
So get around here, yeato around here. M yeah, I'm
gonna tell you something right now. I will give it
to Bill Lawrence and the team of writers to from
take to take a tiny little story and put clips

(15:01):
around it and still give you the emotional value at
the end you still have the I laughed. I smiled,
Oh my god, these guys are having such a great time.
Holy cow, this is oh wow, this is you know
what I mean. We address how you go into your mind,
We go into our mind. It takes us places that
you know what I mean. It's just it was a

(15:21):
great way to put a clip show together, other than
us sitting on the couch and being like remember that
time when j D You know what I mean, Like
how all of the clip shows are the only thing
if you're if you're an audience member, a clip show
is so stupid. By the way, I read on Scrubs Wiki,
this is the lowest rated Scrubs episode because there's only

(15:44):
seven minutes of original content in which JOHNNYC has a
bald head and looks like, yeah. It said something about
I think I think this got thrown out of order.
I think Scrubs WICKI mentions that too, that because they've
got thrown out of order somewhere else. That's explained why
Johnny sees bald. They never explained why John C. I
don't think they did. I'm saying Bill had to explain

(16:06):
why Johnny C was bald. But I think don't mean
to read you what it says on the Scrubs WI,
please don't see you fucking never listen to me. I
want to remember why John C. What I want to
know why John C McGinley got bald. It says, Um,
here's a couple of things. Um, it took Normally it
takes five days to shooting episode of Scrubs. This one

(16:26):
took three. I don't know how it took three to
shoot what we had, Okay. JD says that todaydream you
have to chilt your head to the to the left,
which would be the audience's right, which he demonstrates for
the group, but in other daydream scenes he more commonly
tilts his head to the right, are left, that's right, right,

(16:46):
that's actually just right. Here you go. In this episode,
doctor Cox has a shaved head. In the following episode
My fish Bowl, he has curly hair again because the
episodes were showing out of order. Randall Winston say in
the DVD commentary that the bald head would be explained
in a future episode. So that's all I know. I
don't think it ever was all I know all that

(17:09):
you had utters and that was so gross. I almost
want I want to And you drank from them too.
It's like and I nutted in your coff it was
so fat. Yeah, it was like it wasn't like it
didn't even look like utters. It looked like four peniss Yeah,
it would have been bad if you were to put
your mouth on it and sucked it. I'm glad enough

(17:31):
to do that. But um, it did look like I'm
not gonna lie, um if your kids are in the
car or listening, um your muffs, I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say it. Well, it did look like you were
using your human faculties that are designed to fertilize an
egg and and not. It didn't look like No, it

(17:58):
looked like you were pouring seed into my car and
then you drank it. And then after that, I sliced
a piece of my back off, whether my back or
my butt. I don't know where's bacon from this well,
part of the bottle, but it's the back, it's all.

(18:21):
It's all right. Well, you sliced off a piece of
your ass and then and then brought up two pieces
of bacon. Yeah. Oh, we would have fun. We would
have so much you know the best thing about Turk
and j D would have so much fun with that.
The best thing about a clip show for an actor
is because you know, Turk would shit an egg. You know,
he would shit an egg. Keep it one, d. Well,

(18:42):
we're getting to a point where you have a testicle
that provides warmth. Yeah, and we all gather around to
stay warm. I laughed at the fact. So kelsos On
Harrison has a new boyfriend and he owns a Cinnabon franchise,

(19:05):
and that, as a result, has um left Kelso a
little bit heavier than he usually is. But Kelso also
knew the boyfriend's name, Kenny. I mean this progress in
the relationship. He's learning the names. Well, he's learning a
name because he owns a cinnabon. Yeah, listen, cinnabon. He's
the greatest tasting thing in the world, isn't it. You
could eat that all day? You know what. Also, it's

(19:27):
great Wetsalls pretzels. My kids go nuts. If we go
to a mall and like the grove or something like
that and there's Wetzels Pretzels, they're like, is it's it's
either that one or what's the other one that they
have where it's like this, it's Wetzels Pretzels. Is there
another one pretzel? Please? So it's just Wetzels Pretzels. If

(19:49):
there's a Wetzels Pretzels, there's my kids go nuts for it. Well,
all I can tell you is that I don't need
cinnabon anymore. But when I did, yeah, I remember thinking,
how could something to it's better than this? Yeah, especial,
especial when you're high, if you were ever someone who's high.
I don't get high that much, I like anymore. It's

(20:10):
like pubcakes or I prefer a cupcake. I'm gonna be
honest with you, Zach, I don't get high that much anymore.
Are you lying? I'm looking for the weed that's going
get me high. Now I've smoke so much. Oh, I
see what's happened. You just gained a tolerance to be
normal to that shatter wax. Oh, holy cat, let's get

(20:33):
into it. No, we're not getting into that. No, No,
these people didn't tune in for how to how to
Get High because you're so used to your marijuana podcast.
It's a clip show, I know, audience, we do have
to tell you. We have to fill this moment a
lot of just shooting the ship because it's a clip show.
I mean, how do I talk about a montage of

(20:54):
physical comedy? I don't know. All I can tell you
is that, well, all I can tell you is that
when when when you made enough episodes to get a
clip show, you're stoked because they pay you the same
amount of money, but you don't really do anything. Well,
not just that, I mean if you really watch, if
you watched it like we did, don't skip this. First

(21:16):
of all, don't skip it. You could tell we're having
such a good time, like we did a lot of
really cool things. And I'm my idol Indiana Jones, you
know what I mean. I'm also my other idol, Han Solo.
You know what I mean like, there's there's so many
things that happen. You're running around in so many prosthetics.
It's ridiculous. I know it's I like I like from

(21:38):
we can talk about the seven minutes of original content.
I like that I that I make a joke about
the very idea of a clip show. I see like
some clip show from a bad sitcom, too lazy to
come up with a fresh story like that. I like
the metainess of making fun of ourselves. Yeah, and we
do it, and we do it often. By the way
that one of the funniest of that that that physical

(21:59):
comedy montage is the cowboy switch we did with Ken.
That was about to say, that's the greatest. To remind
you audience members who don't know what that is, that's
when the stuntman does the camera doesn't cut, but Ken's
hiding like right below the lens, right so the car's coming.
The stunt man does that insane fall roll out of
the car off camera, and then Ken just stands up
and it's so seamless. It's one of the best. It's

(22:22):
one of the best physical comedy moments in Scrub's history.
I agree with you. I think it's probably the best
because you really believe that that only the best is
the best is me going underwater in the scooter. That's
how they well, that's how they started. So they started
with that one, ended with and ended with him like
those are the two best for sure. UM. I liked

(22:42):
when I said whenever I think about whenever I think
about these memories, um, the phrase is playing and then
the phrase song starts playing this phrase sorry. Yeah, And
that was a great thing. That was. That's another great
thing about this show. We talk about it a lot,
and we you know, we have great music all the time.

(23:04):
But you know, if you're invested the way because we
watch it and we're invested, these musical montages meant everything
if you're a fan of the show, because it not
only gives you the feel of the show because you've
heard these songs that we play on it, but also

(23:25):
you're going through these wonderful moments with the characters, and
at the end when Raidin plays you feel sad. Again.
It's amazing that no matter how many fucking times I
hear that where do you think we are? I get
full body goose bumps. And I've seen it nine zillion times.
I got full body goose bumps when you hear raidin playing,

(23:47):
and then winter and then where do you think we are? Dude?
And then we go through the deaths. Yeah, there's like
different themes. There's like the dancing montage. There's the uh
wacky fantasy montage. I really liked me as the pro
wrestler saying I'm gonna Probia because I and I love

(24:13):
our pistru. I mean, our pimp strut is one of
my favorite fantasies we ever did. I say, I'm trying
to advise you, guys, how you can fantasy size, and
I say, all you have to do is tilt your
head to the left and let your mind run free
like an eagle. There's so many great there's so many.

(24:35):
I didn't know that I didn't know that Elliott's first
sex dream was mister Hooper choking her. Well, bro, that
makes sense. It tracts, I guess, so I don't think
mister Hooper whatever whatever whatever do that in real life.
It didn't. He just pass mister Hooper. Mister Hooper passed
when we were kids. Dude. Wait, a famous beloved Sesame

(24:59):
Street character who's a real human being just passed away. Joel,
you're on it. I am on it. Yeah, the guy
who played mister Hooper dead in nineteen eighty two. It
is a very interesting story point that a suicidal guy
doesn't succeed and then wakes up in the hospital and
has no memory. And then I'm sure someone's made this movie.

(25:21):
But but right it sounds like such a good move
plot for a movie. But that was our tiny plot
for this clip show, was that he didn't remember, so
someone had to. Eventually, JD was avoiding telling him why
he was in the hospital, how it happened, because the
guy didn't know that he was suicidal. And then at
the end, you know, when it gets all woman and fuzzy, Sarah,

(25:42):
Sarah was like, I'll be the one, and Sarah went
and did it told him, yeah, I didn't. Why did
Elliott decide to do that? I don't know. I don't know.
It seems like it would have been it would have
been appropriate for JD to do it, but but I
guess it was about like, we're all in this together,
you know, I can't do this all on my own.
And so she was like, so Louis Louise or Lewis

(26:03):
Emiliel Delgado who played Louise for forty four years. He
played the part for forty four years on Sesame Street.
I worked with him on Street. I was on Sesame Street,
but I only got to work with Telly. I love Telly.
You saw my thing right about the word anxious. Anxious,
it's a great one tells the most anxious mupp If

(26:26):
you guys haven't seen this audience friends, um, go on
YouTube and look up Zach Braff Telly anxious and I
explain it's pretty funny. I get. I get a fight
club reference in there. I'm one of the only people
that's ever gotten a fight club reference on the Sesame Street. Wow.
But it's great, It's it's actually I'm not just treating

(26:46):
my own horn. It's a great way to explain to
a young child the concept of anxious. Yes, anxiety. So
I am patting me and Telly on the back. More.
Tell Wow, we nail You nailed it Me and Telly.
You stuck, definitely stuck the landing. Good takeoff and you
stuck the landing. I'm telling you guys right now, Joel

(27:11):
m hmm, without saying anything, how did you feel about
doctor Strange? Just don't Sam RAINI did what Sam Rainy
was gonna do? Uh you Nick spandis thought as as
far as I thought it would. And uh okay, I'm
gonna translate that. You know how he and peeled to
the Obama translator. I will now translate that shit was

(27:35):
boring as fuck. No right, No, it's not my favorite.
It is far it is far from my favorite. Dan.
I'm still exee it. I'm getting a burger with my
friends and then I'll be there. Yeah, you'll be there

(27:57):
with some animal face in your pocket. Enjoy enjoy that
should do? Donald? Do you want to fly down here
um tomorrow and come to f one weekend with me?
I do, But I'm not going to. If you were,
If Casey were as good a wife as you've described her,
she is club. She's already said go through. But she's
going Sunday to shop. I just told I just remembered.

(28:19):
It's Mother's Day. You can't. I'm gonna tell you something.
Can't you imagine? But this is how dope my wife is.
My wife would be like, all right, go and still
is how that is how cool she is. And you,
to your credit, you realize it's Mother's Day and you can't.
But she's no way I know, but that's how cool
Casey she is. She'd roll her eyes and be like fun. Yeah,

(28:42):
She's like, bring me a souvenir. You better bring me
something by bring me something from the club. Dollar from
the floor of eleven. Oh my god, that'd be the worst.
I'm not going to the club. Cut to you and
me on social media is somebody's social media. Yeah, dancing

(29:03):
with Snoop right, Snoop Dog with the with the blunt
and me after saying, oh, y'all, I would never smoke
a blunt after somebody else smoke that ship him passing
it to me and being like yeah, whoa yeah, that
would be a lot aloud. Eleven is very Wait hold up,
are you've been to eleven? I was at the opening

(29:24):
weekend of eleven. As a matter of fact, Daniels, I
understand it, Oh, Daniel, I understand. It is a mixture priscival.
It's like one of those places where women go just
as much as men. It's like a club, right club.
There's also like a strip club section or something. Most certainly,
I would say the entire thing is centered around like

(29:44):
the the performance of a strip club. But it's like
way more. There's a stage for like a DJ and
stuff like that. But in the center of the room
is a pole, a floor, like it's still a strip
club and there's similar Okay, I thought you were going
to say it was similar, Donald would rain. No, she

(30:04):
wouldn't be upset if I made it rain, she would be.
I don't think I don't. Here's the wonderful thing. I
don't think she'd be upset if I was at the
strip club. I think she'd be upset if I was
freaking like trying to pick up strippers. Though, right right,
I think this is the kind of club where she
would go too. It's like like it's like a club

(30:25):
that just happens to be naked women dancing. Don't get
it twisted. She'll jump on that motherfucking poll too, Don't
get it twisted. She might. She might take her clothes off,
but she'll go for a little swing. Casey back in
the day used to love a club. Casey back in
the day used to love a table in a club too. Yeah,
Casey used to dance on that table. Oh my gosh,

(30:48):
my gosh, oh my gosh. Those are the old days. Donald.
The days is over, man. But you could live them again.
You in Miami. Everything's leading Damian the clerb. I'm hanging
out with Bill, and Bill's gonna be like when we
go into the club. Bill is not going to go
to the club. First of all, I don't like clerbs

(31:11):
a and the last time you've been doing If I'm
at the club, it means I got wasted and I'm
gonna have the worst hangover the next day. I can't
wait to hear from you tomorrow and be like, Yo,
so we got wasted. You're never gonna trying not to
drink like that no more. Although Casey got us these
patches once and keep trying to track them down. Remember

(31:31):
that Donald, this was such a hashtag forties thing that
you put on your You put on your lower back
when you when you're gonna go have a night out,
and it supposedly secretes everything you need to not have
a hangover the next day. It worked. I remember if
it was psychosomatic or not. Maybe I just had a
nasty taste in my like a like a vitaminy taste

(31:51):
in my mouth. That's all I remember. Oh really, I
just wondered if you because you put it on it's psychosomatic.
And then thus you're more conscious, conscious, conscience conscious, you're
more conscious of drinking more water and not like because
you'd be like, oh, I put that patch on, I'll
make sure that shit works. Man. That's the that is
the honest to goodness key. If you're gonna get drunk,

(32:14):
pound water. That's what you would do. I was a kid.
I used would pound a gallon of water before. You
were funny about were We never spoke about you getting
drunk in Amanda's birthday party. I wasn't that drunk. You
were pretty funny, dude. You were loud. You're like you
thought you were whispering to your wife, but you were
at the table at regular volume. You're like, we gotta
get out of here. He thought he was whispering. He

(32:45):
aren't you over this? Let's go home. That was funny.
But then but then he wanted to make sure yet
all his go bags lined up because the food there
was plenty of left or food you need to go backs.

(33:06):
I'm taking you to go back home. Yes, she definitely
took to go backs home. No, I didn't, Yes you did,
Casey might have bought I didn't. Oh, I don't know.
I just thought you were you were like waiting for
you to go bags. She hadn't even blowing she didn't
even blowing out her candles. This dude's like collecting this
to go bags. I was so tired, man, Like when
we got there, I was already tired. Why do people

(33:26):
do that? Why do people throw parties at like seven
o'clock at night? Eight o'clock at night? Dude? Like what
the fuck? Man? Four o'clock? Oh my god, that sounds
about about Miami's people go out late, right, because it's
like that kind of vibe. I just got, like, I
guess kind of like a oh, don't worry. We got
a dinner reservation at nine thirty. I'm like, what n thirty?

(33:51):
When I am? I supposed to eat till nine thirty? Okay.
So there was a time we went to This is
what happened. We went to Miami onee. That's some bullet.
Listen to this. We me it was me, you, Casey,
I think Sarah were coming out from from from the Bahamas,

(34:13):
Bill and Christa and we're all getting to Miami and
we're like, yo, we're going out tonight. And Christa's like,
there's no fucking way we're doing it. Like this, and
we're like, yeah, you are, Krista, You're going out. We
were trying to peer pressure her and we were like,
we're gonna get dinner reservations at nine and then we're
gonna go to the club. Did we do it? Yeah?

(34:36):
But she resisted for so long. She was like nine o'clock.
She was like, what about six? And we clowned Christoph
for like, we were like, right, six o'clock, Christa, six
o'clock for real, and she was like, yes, six o'clock.
She went to dinner at nine o'clock. She was so tired.
And now I know exactly what you know. All right,

(34:59):
let's we're gonna tay break and then I'm sorry, we
don't have much to talk about. It's a clip show. Um,
if you want to watch a clip show, watch a
clip show. It's a It's the Greatest Hits album. Um,
we'll be right back after these fine messages, and we're back,

(35:19):
all right, bringing the guest. We play that song, Daniel,
we gotta call. We can talk some watch the scene
show dunes, you know, like a Botta spoke some jazz
maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Jo, let's
get the show. Give it up. And dango. We really

(35:49):
need you to be interesting, um because um we we
we had a clip clip show and clip show all right.
We didn't have much to say because it's just mon
tags of shit that happened. Um you know, it's a
clip show, so I think the audience is going to
get the most out of And then we talked about
a club in Miami that's half club half strip club.

(36:10):
And then that we talked about we talked about one
and boats. Actually we didn't talk about we talked about boat. Anyway,
it may not be our talk about strain. We really
need you to bring it. I saw that last night,
umpler spoilers without without ruining the spoilers. But what were

(36:34):
your thoughts. I loved it. I um, I love the
Marvel universe, but it's kind of just the Marvel universe
at this point in Sam RAMI was like, now we're
going to add some stuff to this that you weren't
prepared to see. And even though it's not perfect, it
was much more entertaining to watch. Okay, there's a there's
a counterpoint to some of the points that have been mentioned.

(36:57):
I don't I love I love Raymie. Also I love
Sam Raymie also, but she and you'll never I can
tell you from working with him, You'll never mean a
nicer human being in the world. He's the person I've
ever met. And he's a very loyal. He's very loyal
to his actors, also like Bruce Campbell. Although although although
I don't know why I wasn't in this movie, uh Sam,

(37:20):
because I know you're an avid listener to the podcast.
Mc donald's not in Star Wars yet, you don't get
to be in Marvel, I know. But he is super
loyal and I was the monkey and Oz the great
and powerful and where's my part? Yeah? You know what?
You know what, Zach, Zach? What she nailed? Nailed? Do
you know that Sam wears a suit and tie the
entire time he's directing, Like like a bow tie or

(37:43):
a tie, No, no, a regular tie, but tied up.
It's like old school Hitchcock, Like his brother wears a
bow tie every time I see his brothers, well, not
every time, but sometimes when I see his brother, his
brother has a bow tie. And it could be like
late at night and he's exhausted, he's still got that
suit and tie on, tied all the way up. I
gotta tell you where I'm staying in South Beach. Um.

(38:04):
I have a view of all the cruise ships going
out and around on Friday, on Thursday, Friday, Saturday. They
go out like every ten minutes, and I'm just thinking, like,
these people are getting on cruise ships right now. Still
they had they had a breakout on one of the
carnival jo of course they're gonna have a breakout. Yeah,
people were pissed. Dude, you're not catching on a cruise ship.

(38:27):
All right? Hold up, yeah, let me ask you this.
Since we're talking about strange in the multiverse of madness,
how many times did you see it? Joel? Oh, we
aren't talking about it anymore though twice Dang already no,
because she went through press screen a journalist and they
get advanced screenings and shit like that. All right, Danielle,

(38:49):
go ahead, what's your question for us? Well, I was
going to point out first. I know it's kind of
hard to tell, but I made sure to rep my
Star Wars. This one's just specifically Darth Vader. I'm not
part of that, but we do have that here in Albuquerque.
But I also promised my boyfriend, and I know it's
hard to see, but I have a hotian. I see that.

(39:11):
I was going to comment on it, um, but then
I'm gonna get really weird bandgirling. Right now. My whole
wall behind me is my Zach Brafla. Oh my god.
I have all the pops. I have your brother Joshua's book,
I have your screenplay. I have a VHS and a

(39:33):
DVD of Guards. I have all the prints from the
release with which I was here. I have my thing.
Oh my god, my god. To say something real quickly,
I'm not gonna say anything rude. I want to thank
you very very much for motioning towards Star Wars and
giving me something first, because what you've just shown this manage.

(39:55):
But I don't want the audience know that this young
lady has a shrine, has a shrine into my work.
I've never seen anything like that. That means so much
to me. Thank you so much, very nice of yours.
I was here. I wish I was here, Vinyl, because
I have the UM. All right, Well, Joel, let's get

(40:18):
her her information and I'll send you as signed wish
I was here, Vinyl. That's very nice, I promise you.
And and if you're a fan of of of that
of those films, you're gonna love the new one. Um
a good person. It's really the best thing I think
I've ever made. I'm not just saying that I've grown
up a bit as a filmmaker, and uh, I think

(40:39):
I think it's it's it's the best thing I made.
So I get ready, I'm excited for everybody to see this.
I'm excited for everybody to see it. Yeah, Alabama Jackson
was phenomenal. Yeah, but that's not that's not It's all right,
it's alright, it's all right, it's quite all right. Listen,

(40:59):
you did enough here, so Star Wars not right. Listen, Oh,
let's see the tattoo. Tattoo. I've met both of you before. Actually,
was I a second? Slow down? I wasn't a dick,
was I? No? I did I meet you? Did I
meet you at a coffee shop at Albuquerque? Oh? Now,

(41:22):
but you didn't have a red haired like Okay? Did
I meet you when I was out there doing the wave? No? No, no,
Unfortunately I got to meet you for two seconds when
you handed me a mike at the Wish. I was here,
release got it well. When I was down there shooting
um the de Niro movie. I lived next to next

(41:46):
stoor to a coffee shop, and um, I would go
to this coffee shop every day. And we ran into
each other and you were very lovely and kind, and
you said, I have a tattoo related to your work,
and um, can you can you show it to Donald
Anil and not Joel? So this is the maybe that's
all family really is a group of people who missed

(42:06):
the same imaginary place. And that that brass signature. Wow.
When I met her, she had the quote from Garden
State when I say, maybe that's all the family really
is a group of people that miss the same imagining place,
and she said she had had it tattooed and it's big,
you guys, it's like six inches sizeable, yeah, sizeable. It
looked like a tink. It looked like a commandment plate.

(42:29):
It looked like it's the size of a commandment. And
then when I ran into her, she said, would you
sign it with a sharpie? And so I of course
was so honored and a little bit dumbfounded, but signed it.
And then you had my signature tattooed. So wow, thank
you so much. I think you might be my number

(42:50):
one fan. You certainly like my work more than Donald,
and he's my best friend. And Donald, are you prepared
to get a tattoo of any of my writing on
your body? No? What if I paid for it? Doctor woo.
It could be something like from Scrubs. Something that's really

(43:11):
important for me to notate right now is in Scrubs,
which you get like my favorite obsession show of all time,
Turk is by far the best character. And I really
want to put that because I think it's important. I'm sorry, sorry, yeah,
but I ain't on your wall. You know what I mean.
Let's keep it. Hold on, Oh she's got the hold on?

(43:34):
Hold on, hold on, you didn't you didn't? I love you,
and I love the Star Wars and I love your
boyfriend more for putting the Mandalorian up. I appreciate it.
But let's keep it one hundred. You didn't start this
shit off with and this is my Turk is the
best character on Scrubs wall? Did you know? You started
with this is my Zach Braff wall. So you can't.

(43:57):
You don't have Turk is my favorite Scrubs tattooed on
your body. You got Zach Braff's name, and a and
a king and it's on her body. Dude, your name
is on her body. Okay, so she can sitting here,
but he's sitting here trying to tell me Turk's her

(44:18):
favorite character. I know you're shoo, we don't have to
do it. I'm willing to I'm good with it. I'm
willing to admit. I'm willing to admit you're one of
the top five characters on Scrubs. All right, all right,

(44:38):
Well why you wrote in? Tell us why you wrote
in so during COVID and actually, when I met you
last time, I was working at a funeral home. I
was a licensed embalmer and then I switched right before
COVID hit into directing. So I was meeting with the
families and arranging the funeral right like Six Feet Under, Yes,
very much so. Which must be a favorite show of

(44:59):
yours because that shows amazing. No. Last time we talked,
you said that must be your favorite show, and I
still have never watched it. Oh well, I'm sorry. When
someone says they're an embomber, my brain my brain goes
for like, okay, what's the next conversation thing you can
think of? Six Feet Under a great TV show, Daniel,
I've only seen the last episode. I know we don't
talk about it. I know that's so annoying to me.

(45:22):
It really is so annoy So go ahead, shut up,
Go ahead, Daniel. So the reason I decided to finally
write in which I felt kind of selfish doing, because
I've had the opportunity to see you guys before. But
my main thing is how forgotten the funeral industry was
during COVID. And I know it's a little bit late
to the game, but I still think it's really important

(45:43):
because like when COVID hit, I mean, we didn't have tests,
we didn't have PPE because all of it was getting
sold out. My manager did a back alleyway deal to
get PPE for the people who were picking up the
people who died of COVID. Wow, it was horrifying. And
then in the like funeral arrangement rooms where like we were,

(46:04):
you know, we tried to do everything over the phone,
because you really can. It's it's pretty simple, right, I've
done it. I've I've been through the experience UM for
um before, and it's where you go and you like
look at the display and you and you and you
choose a casket and it's so horrible so I was
someone like you who's got a great attitude, and I

(46:27):
imagine it's very empathetic. It's probably good at it. But
our guy was a little bit cold. I didn't like
him easy to get that way, like it sucks, but
like that's that's part of the reason I eventually ended
up leaving because I couldn't handle it. It was late
in the twenty twenty. I hadn't seen friends or family
when everyone was kind of being able to kind of

(46:48):
get together. It was affecting my boyfriend or our roommates,
but the families were so seeing everything firsthand. I know
nothing is harder than having to arrange and be a
part of this when your loved one just died. And
it's weird too because you you're like, well, I want
the best for them, and then and then the funeral

(47:09):
person's like, well, then you want the XR two forty
seven because if you really love your your loved one,
you want to you want this casket. And you're like, wow,
that's a lot of money for that casket. We're just
gonna put it in the ground, right, And then you're like,
but you wouldn't dare put them in the l two
four nine er, that's that's disrespectful to well for us

(47:31):
and I worked at a low income funeral home, so
we specialized in making it oh good good. I went
to one where they were where they were, where they
were trying to talk to you into the I mean,
I don't mean the guy was he wasn't exactly a
used car he wasn't exactly used car salesman, but he
definitely you know there she wants you to spend a
lot of money on a lot of stuff. Yeah. So
it was hard because like the families when they would

(47:53):
come in, like you would have to ask them, you know, okay,
have you been exposed to COVID nineteen did it? And
we'd have people to us left and right, and then
we get the des certificate back the person die to COVID.
So they were risking the lives of our people. Like
one of our main arrangers had kids at home and
none the less kids who you know really could have
you know, suc come to that. Yeah, it was horrible.

(48:15):
Well thank you for for doing that, and doing it
at a place for a low income place. On top
of that, um, I imagine COVID had to be hard
for the funeral industry, especially spaced you have to did
you have to get like an external freezer refrigerator? We

(48:37):
had it on standby and it was ready to be used. Um.
Luckily we have a our awes the medical investigators who
are trying to hold them as meant bodies as much
as they could, because externals kind of sketchy. Like we
were in a bad area town where like, oh, great,
someone's going to break in and steal somebody. How long
how long people steal people? What do they steal? It

(48:57):
was a fear. It was how long how long usually
when someone dies and you get the body at the
funeral home until the funeral happens usually I mean before
cod so, but during COVID it was like months, right,

(49:19):
were you guys holding bodies from you guys were holding
bodies for months and so people were weren't able to
bury their loved ones. That's h and especially because our
area has a lot of very religious families, so it's
very important to have a full Catholic funeral. It's it's
important to them. So it's not like they just got

(49:39):
to like, oh, it's time to just get them in
the ground. Because those things we could get pretty quick
or cremations. I mean we were behind just by like
two weeks versus months, so it was just really dependent.
I helped my friend with his mom like it was wow,

(50:00):
all right, Danielle, do you have a question for us
or anything? We can fix your life whatever you want.
I got all of it ready, So okay, God, what's
your question? So I want to start with my friend's question.
He was actually here, but he had to go back
to work. Okay, well, Donald was laid it's his fault,

(50:22):
my bad. Yo. I went and saw doctor Strange and
then my computer. And by the way, this motherfucker tried
to play it off like he had an appointment. He
was at the fucking movies. I tried to play it
off like I had an appointment. Yeah, Donald can only
do after four or fifteen. I didn't try to play
it off like that I had an appointment. I just
said I didn't give you all of the information. I

(50:45):
was selective in the information I gave you. All right,
go ahead, go ahead, daniel So I would like to
ask his questions since he didn't get to make it,
and he's the reason I got to see you the
first time. He told me the ticket to go see
you because he was going to and he couldn't make it.
Your friends sold it to you. He didn't just give it. No, No,
it was look, we're an albacre like that was an
expensive trimp. No I get it. Yeah, sorry, just let

(51:08):
the woman speak. Donald, My bad dude. He wanted to
know upcoming, do you guys get to have any musical
workings together? Because obviously the commercial from the Christmas song
and then you get the Team Obile commercials, Like, it's like,
did they get to do anything? I would love that
more than anything, you know. Someone suggested to me that
we do like an old school style like musical film together, Donald,

(51:34):
that would be fucking dope. I like like like bing Crosby, No,
not Lala Land, like bing Crosby a guest and uh
and um and and Sinatra? Or would do right? Aren't
there the movies? Would like these old guys but yeah,
they're like or like Abbot and Costello or no, he
was telling me about Actually who was it was Kevin,

(51:57):
our our old boom man on Scrubs. I'm gonna circle
this all back to Scrubs. I'm down here shooting um
in Miami, and we have the same sound department that
because Bill is mister loyal. Of course that we had
on Scrubs. It's Joe Foglia and his boom up Kevin,
and Kevin was saying how much he loved um singing

(52:18):
in the T mobile ad. By the way, we have
a new team mobile. I don't know if you saw
on our socials. Check it out. It's pretty funny. Everyone
loves how Donald's and in the closet in the ad. Yeah,
a tip to the to the podcast. But um, he
was like, you guys should everyone loves it when you
guys sing, You should do like a like some sort
of you know, I forgot. He was referencing these movies.

(52:40):
I don't know. Is it's like the Road to something
or like the Road to Rio or something. Can you
look that up? You guys. They're like these old school
movies where like they've been on the road and then
they just start they break into song. Yeah, it's called
the Road to Rio. Uh. Norman Zy mc lead was
the director who was the two stars of it, Bing

(53:00):
Crosby and Bob Hoope. Yeah, Bob Bing Crosby and Big Hope.
There you go. We could do something like that. Donald Okay,
I love singing. We'd love singing. We just need someone
to write as a song because, um, I guess we
could do old standards too. I feel like you guys
could do it though, Like have you heard Donald raps
that he used to do. No, he doesn't do them

(53:21):
anymore because he's phoning it in now. But listen, you know,
if we ever take the show on the road, there
is talk of touring this show. Um, in the fall.
There's a little bit rumblings, right, you're well, aren't there
at some beginnings of rumblings and then Donald, maybe we
could have a song or two that we sang that
wasn't guy love or the obvious that was something like

(53:42):
a surgeon duck No, like an old standard, I really
can't stay. No, you're not that song either, something like
don't know much about big Button. I cannot lie. I
thought you had a whole no more yell thing. Well,
it was open, it was wide open, Like it was

(54:05):
like when you got home. I have a question when
you got home from doctor Strange and you knew you
were late for the party. I wasn't late. I wasn't late.
I was on time. And did you have a did
you have a bong? Hit. No, Zach, I had a
few bog hits. I didn't have legal and Albuquerque. Yeah,

(54:26):
but y'all was doing drugs in Albuquerque way before that.
Let's keep it. Let's keep it. There are no strangers
to drugs there. I can tell you by by spending
some time there. Why are you telling us to be quiet? No,
I don't want to give Albuquerque a bad name. There's
lovely people like dan Yell and Alburgquerque. But there's also
um zombies yo zombie zombies. Zombies. Well, I don't know

(54:53):
what they're wrong. But you walk down the wrong street
and you see like walking tw it's like video. Don't don't.
Oh no, I'm sure they are very nice. I've had
some of the best times in my life in Albuquerque.
In New Mexico, I stayed at that what was it

(55:14):
on these it's on the louse? What's it called you? No,
they got they got a nice hotel. But when you
leave it? When when when you leave it, um, it
looks like the beginning of thriller coming at you at night. Okay,
you're not wrong. You don't just walk anywhere what But

(55:37):
during the day, as I said, they got that that
that coffee shop where I met you, great coffee shop.
That whole area, that Sawmill Market is a main Yeah,
by the way, that's new, and that wasn't there. That
was under construction when I was there, and that looked
like that was gonna be really cool. It's beautiful. So
next time I'm back in Albuquerque, I'm gonna go to
the Sawmill Market. All right, what's your next question? Um?

(56:00):
So I I'm not gonna this is gonna be more
of a statement. Um these you guys should definitely review
season nine of Scrubs because it gets so much flak
and it's so good. Okay, that's it. I've no one's
ever said that to us, So that's that's I think
people will hold up. Let me get this straight. Where
was your favorite piece of Scrubs? Is so good? And

(56:23):
you're gonna go into records and say this. I have
said it constantly. Drew is amazing. Denise there. I don't
even know who you're talking about. Who play? Who is Drew?
And who is Denise? You know? You know these people?
Eliza Coop was funny, Um, which was funny? Who? What

(56:46):
was the name of the characters that they played? I
have no I never watched it. Yeah, exactly, Denise, which
is season eight. It's gonna be the most It's gonna
be the most fun for me to watch because Danielle,
I've never seen one episode in season nine and I
was in the first six. Yeah, it's it's I know
people don't like it as much but have all the

(57:07):
same humor. Yeah, Dave Franco. You had Dave Franco and
he's phenomenal. Yeah. What was the name of his character
in season nine? I don't know. Joel, Oh, Joel, give
us the give us the main NN, Me and Donald
cast of season nine. I think Cox is on there too.

(57:29):
Johnny's on there with us also, Yeah, and Sarah comes
for like four episodes or something like that. Also the
guy what the guy whose name I can't think of
right now. Um, he's on the show I'm watching with
um about the about the the guy the girl who
convicted of man. I called him. I called him Michael.
I thought his name his name is Michael. Uh. I

(57:52):
was called him Michael Winslow, like the dude from Fucking
Dave Franco played Cole Aaronson. Yeah, I was called I
was called I was called him Michael Winslow from Police
Academy and he threw up. I remember he threw a party.
Season nine, he threw a party and I didn't get invited.
And I was like, how come Michael Winsloaded invite me
to his damn party? And everybody's like, because that's not

(58:12):
his name? Donald maybe because yes, he was the one
that lived on the yard. What's the name of that actor?
I'm I'm just gonna IMDb. Um, I'm gonna I am
Elijah Cooper played Denise Mahoney. But if I look up
the show I'm watching, what's it called? Kerry Biche played

(58:35):
Lucy Banan and she had the voice over, m Um,
what's the show I'm watching? Um? The girl from Plainville. Yeah,
she says a line that's what the Fraggle rock. And
I say that to this day because it kills me.
I love it. That's really Michael Michael Mosley. Michael Moseley
was the best. He's the best character. And yeah, and

(58:59):
it's so much better. If they would have named it
Interns and got rid of all the older cast, I
think it would have done amazing. Also, they should have
got rid of Zach and myself as well. Right, I
think you could have stuck in there a little bit longer.
You know, you started off as my favorite. You should
watch You should watch out the Girl from Plainville m

(59:23):
Danielle because it's got Michael Moseley and he's doing a
very good jobs as well as a lawyer. Well he
had the other one. I want to say. It was Sirens, Yes, yeah,
which was hilarious. Don't forget Nicki Whalen. Shout out, Nicki Whalen,
Nicky Whalen, shout out. Let's take a breath. We'll be
right back after these fine words. All right, it's time

(59:50):
for Albuquerque, New Mexico's favorite segment. It's time to fix
your life. So I don't really like my name's sake.
I have my dad's last name and not a great person. Um,
so I've been seriously thinking about legally changing my last name.

(01:00:11):
Yeah now, okay, okay, yeah, go ahead. So I want
to know what your guys this suggestion would be for
my new last name. But there's one, there's one that's
in first place right now, Okay, Now, what about the boyfriend?
Might you marry him and take his name? We discussed
that we're not planning on the whole marriage thing. We've
been together ten years almost, but um, we were. I

(01:00:32):
was saying, unless we get married now, I'm not going
to like change it to his name and then we
get married in the future. Okay, Okay, I think less
and less people are gonna get married in the future, Donalds,
because it's look at this young woman. She's like, no,
we love ten years. Fuck it? Yeah, exactly. But it's
easier out too. Yeah, you just fucking grab your shit

(01:00:53):
and run page. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take my ship.
You take your ship. You want house, Yeah, you could
keep it. You could keep it if you want it.
I'm a bounce. I'm just gonna bounce. Unless there's kids.
Of course, we're joking, and unless there's children. Of course,
all right, there's kids. Didn't. You can't be doing that.
I know that was a joke related to um couples

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that don't have kids. All right, listen, Danielle, what are
the two contenders or do you want us to just
pitch ideas? I will tell you the number one contender
after you pitch some ideas. Okay, Donald, go, daniel and
Juell feel free to play this game too. What's a
cool name for Danielle. We got we know that she's
We kind of get a sense that she of her taste,
which isn't impeccable because she likes Star Wars and my film. Listen,

(01:01:38):
Danielle Calarussian to say that, I'm not even joking. That
was about to roll off the tongue. Danielle Calarussian's pretty
damn Am I too white to have that name? No? Okay, no, listen, man,
there's a bunch of Phaisons at a white there's a
phase on North Carolina. There's black Phaison's white pass Why

(01:02:01):
can't cal Risian be a dope name for you? I
do like it. If it was, Oh, you'd beat Daniellow.
Just pitching. I'm just throwing some paint up, just just
throwing some paint up on the canvas. Joelle like it? No?
I like it. I like it. I have the most
boring last name in the history of the world. So no,

(01:02:22):
it's not. And you're down to get down remember the
song it's my middle name. Um, all right, Joel, do
you mean ideas for Danielle uh Sega? Danyelle Sega? That

(01:02:43):
makes me sound like a superhero. I like I like
Luna as a last name, because the start of Nedel
is not really grounded in anything. Sounds a bit like
a like a like a performer at eleven. But um,
I get it. Um Danielle. Oh, I got a good one,

(01:03:03):
Danielle farkless, fartless, far less, like Glenn farkless, Glenn livid,
Glenn farkless. Danielle. There's a banner, Danielle. Wait, there's a
banner going by for a club um on the beach,
and I'm gonna. I'm just gonna pitch it Danielle. Omnia.

(01:03:27):
This might be a sign from God. It might be
a sign from God. I think that's a club. Do
you think my name will you see on the beach?
I mean, just think about it, Danielle. If while you
asked some perfect strangers to name you, a banner went
by and it said Omnia, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna put money on it that when we see

(01:03:48):
Danielle again, her last name is gonna be Omnia, Yeah,
or Danielle Danielle Club eleven, it's gonna be Dane Danielle.
I'm I'm a feeling it's gonna be daniel Omnia. All right,
where everyone contend. All right, what's your give me a suggestion?
He is the closest name to me, that's true. How

(01:04:11):
about how about Danielle Paloma? Oh so I was trying
to think of something, something that sounds, something that sounds
you know, European in some fashion. Yeah, like I can
go to France and it'll be good. Okay, God, what's
the number one? Give us the give us before we
give us the top two contenders, so we don't want

(01:04:33):
to know what the one contender? Okay, So number two
suggestion from my friend is Phantom, because then i'd be
Danny Phantom. That's funny. And then because I normally go
by Danny. And the other one is because I have
three tattoos relating to the Lord Almighty himself mister DeVito,
so all my friends call me de Vito. Danny DeVito

(01:04:57):
would be the best. D Please pretty please, please, pretty amazing?
Is if I did get married to my boyfriend, it
would be we would change it to Danny Davie Hill
cute Danny DeVito. I like Danny DeVito better. I liked better.

(01:05:19):
You're gonna get a laugh every time you introduce yourself
to someone, which is yeah, nice breaker fine with that.
I take it, and he's so far he's a clean
slate and I love it. So what does that mean?
What does it? What does a clean slate mean? He
doesn't have any concerning things. He's not a he's a

(01:05:43):
he's not a problematic movie star, is what she's saying.
Got it? Um? I would try to think a phase on.
It's very nice, Daniel Danny phase on. So one of
my friends suggested one of your names, and I said,
I may be a super fan, but I can't be
like that bad because it was Danny browext me. When
the T mobile commercial aired, they were like, oh my god,

(01:06:05):
did you know they're on a commercial? Danny Braff. It
just doesn't sound like a nice name. Danny Israel bro
Um Largeman, Danny Largeman, that's not bad, Danielle Largeman. I
mean you got the tattoo already. Um, all right, Danielle.

(01:06:26):
We gotta go. Because Donald decided to go see a
movie and it was a clip show. Audience, I know
what you're thinking, this wasn't your best, and and we're
willing to admit that it wasn't our best. This was
a fucking great show. Hold on, let's talked about some
really cool stuff. Let's do it. You know we should
do is of this? No, we should do a rewatch

(01:06:46):
of this podcast. We started it off where I tried
to jump on at one fifteen, and guess what happened.
Oh good, you fucked up. You started. We started one fifty.
At that moment when I came on, I was full
of energy. Zach was not. He was ready to get
off the podcast. He wanted to go. I did, by

(01:07:08):
the way. You know what I did, by the way,
because I'm such a good friend and you were doing
your fucking bullshit market as I read all the ads,
I read all the ads area before you. I love
him for that. I love you for that. I love
you for that. And so then Zach read the ads.
I got on with a bunch of energy. He was
pissed that he had to read the ads, but eventually
I say, I didn't mind reading the ads. I didn't

(01:07:30):
mind reading the ads. I like reading the ads. I'm
pissed that you met implied to us. I never implied anything.
You did imply that this was scheduled dependent and it's
because he went to a fucking movie. I was fifteen
minutes late. I was fifteen minutes late because I went
to a fucking movie and then that fifteen minutes turned

(01:07:50):
into another. Anyway, I apologize to you guys. I'm so sorry.
I apologize. I am so so sorry, not to the fans,
promise to uh Danny Largeman. I can't wait to hang
out with you again when I come to Albuquerque and
you can help protect me from the cast of thriller.

(01:08:13):
You can tell me which alleyway not to walk down.
Could you start seeing them do this fucking shit? What's
that thriller moved Donald where they go up with their
arms like this. It's like the I don't know if
it's like the creepers like there're like, we're just trying
to shoot at your will be gone in ten minutes?

(01:08:42):
All right? Is it love you all? Is it like
Dan Florida? I love you, man, I miss you. Let
you don't well. I'm at Miami Beach right now and
I can't complain. It's very pretty. I'm in Bill Lawrence's
fancy condo that he rented while he shoots this Vince
Vaughn TV show. Um, so I I cannot complain. It
looks beautiful behind you. Do you want to see the

(01:09:04):
view from look. Yes, oh stunning, gorgeous. It's pretty. It's
still Florida, but it's pretty. You scared of Florida. I
spent some time there. It's a I'd rather be an Albuquerque. Everybody,
we gotta go. We miss you, love you, we love you,
and um and thank you for listening. And I hope

(01:09:26):
this was someone entertaining. Um Donald, do you want to
say anything in closing? I do. What was you doing
in Florida? Girl? Oh my god? Seventy eight about shore
we made about a bunch of domes and nurses story.

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So