612: My Fishbowl

On this week's episode, the doctors come together to try and save Private Dancer from depression. In the real world, Zach is back home and Donald got some fun new animation toys! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There he is, I am following my dreams as an animator.
I said, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. Ahead, So
I enrolled in Ardment's academy. Say, it's a I don't

(00:25):
know if you of our listeners are very familiar with,
like Wallace and Grommit or Chicken Run on the Sheep. Uh.
They have an animation academy. And in that academy, you
you know, I've been doing stop motion for a while.
But they have courses, and they have two stop motion courses.

(00:45):
They have a fabrication course, they have a course on
how to get into the industry and stuff like that. Uh.
And really what you're doing is you're learning how to
network with all of these great animators or up and
coming animators and people in this uh, in the Ardament community.
And so I enrolled in their course. And we are
now in week two and in person or online. It's online.

(01:09):
It used to be in person, but they offered it online.
It's amazing. Right before the pandemic happened, very similar to
how we were coming out, they had already put in
motion their plan for online classes, and the pandemic happened,
and they were able to jump right into now, are

(01:31):
you like you must have signed up for an intermediate
or level because you're not a beginner. No, I took
the beginner course, to be honest with you, because it
also teaches how to work with like ball and sock
and armatus, which I'm very familiar with. Also, I'm like,
I'm pretty verse in stop motion animation right now, but
it's always good to go back to the basics, especially

(01:51):
when you're learning, you know, from new people, and so
I'm really excited about it. It's I've already learned things
that I didn't know before, and so it's pretty cool. Congratulations.
I'm very impressed that you're taking a class. I would
love it. And so the reason why I was like
two minutes late, five minutes late today was because I

(02:11):
had somebody deliver a down shooter table, which is a
table where you can mount the camera on top and
shoot down. When the person delivered it, did you mention this,
whether it be taking a poop, whether it be a finger,
whether it be a tongue, whether it you know, everybody

(02:32):
likes a little ass play. I'm gonna tall something right now.
I'm gonna tall something right now. He was in that
he was in the in my animation room. And you
guys know about whenever you bring men to your animation room,
ship goes down, it gets dangerous. This time it was
my own version of ass play. He was there like
and I look, we had the we had the we

(02:54):
have the podcast coming and then and and he's there,
but and he's kind of like he's ready to leave,
but he hasn't left yet. And I'm sitting there and
I gotta take a ship. And I'm like, oh, I
don't want to just kick him out and be like
I gotta take a ship. You gotta go, you know
what I mean. I want to be a little bit
moreful than that, you know what I mean. And so
I'm like, ah, yeah, man, you know. And it's like

(03:18):
it's it's about to touch cloth, right, you know what
I mean? And shit, And I said, well, and my
wife taught me something that is the best thing and
it works for everything. Listen, whenever you're on the phone
with someone, whenever you're on a FaceTime, anytime you want
to get out of it, yeah, well let me let
you go. Always works, always works, okay, thank you, always works.

(03:46):
It's not it's not, it's not. I gotta go it's
let me let you. Thank you for hearing everything I've
had to say. Let me let you go on with
your life. Now I've been holding you up right. Yeah
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. That's the greatest way
to get out of everything. Let me let you I
said to him, let me let you go, and he
was like, great, thank you. And then you took your

(04:09):
dukie and then I took my dukie. And it's interesting
because one of the themes of this episode is that
you have to fart, fart big time and you, which
is ridiculous, like why not just go in the bathroom
of the of the hospital room and fart, Like why
why why won't Judy let you, Carlo let you fart?

(04:31):
Why would he even hold it? Listen, this is what
I Yeah, a fart bubble to the heart piece could
kill your ass real quick. Yeah that's from a fake
doctor guy, So listen to that. Don't hold it in.
It's not good for you. The last thing you want,
the last thing you want is a stinky fart bubble
to travel all the way through your system to your heart.

(04:52):
And but you don't know if the fart is gonna
be like a non smelling one. Or a really horrible one.
You know, like if you're a fart an elevator and
then like you're alone and then someone gets on, You're like, fuck,
reeks in here. Now I farted before and it hasn't reeked,
you know what I mean? Right, everybody does that in like, um,

(05:16):
where do people far? Airplane? Everyone's always fired on the airplane. Yeah,
people just let it fly. Just let it go, dude,
And you can't and you never know who did it either,
because it's just circulating air. It's just like, oh, that
could have came from back then. There's something about an
airplane that just like all fart etiquette is off, just
like there's something about a pool that all piss etiquette
is off. Whoa wait, No, I'm wrong about that. No,

(05:41):
I don't pee in the pool. I think you were
a kid. I don't say I did. I'm just wondering
if you pee in my pool. I do not pee
in your pool, but I bet you My kids do. Well.
They told Josh that. I remember when Josh came over
and he and he that wasn't my kids, Yeah it
was no, it wasn't. That was foods kids. Oh, that

(06:01):
was dude's kids that's right. Josh is like, they're like,
get in, mister, mister Josh, and he goes, I'm not
getting in that pool. You guys Pete in there they go,
not in the hot tub. We got to announce right
off the bat because we haven't yet that, um, we're

(06:23):
going to Austin, Texas to do the Austin Texas Austin
TV Festival who we are doing a Scrubs reunion pound.
This has been in the works for so long and yeah,
and uh, it's hard when someone asks you to do
something so far out. And they always asked us to

(06:44):
do it like six months in advance, and we were
all like, I don't know what ll I'm going to
be in June, but um, it's happening June second through
the fifth. If you were in Austin, Texas or near Austin, Texas,
you should come because on Sunday, I believe right, Donald,
here's the schedule. Sunday at ten am is when we

(07:05):
are reuniting the Scrubs cast at the Paramount Theater in Austin.
I'm gonna get some good barbecue that day. Probably. I
think I'm gonna go a day early. Donald, you might
want to join me because there's no reason to go
down there for one day. You know, it's still Texas.

(07:27):
If your wife will allow you, If your wife will
allow you, know, Austin's amazing. I'm told um, Texas is amazing.
I don't think I've ever been to Austin. Oh, you're
gonna love it, dude. I've been to Austin with you.
You've been to Austin. Man, When was I in Austin?
We went for some scrubshit. We even ate barbecue in Austin.
We went for fucking wish I was here. Oh, okay,

(07:49):
maybe for wish I was here, all right, But the
point is I'm going. Donald and I are going, And
if you want to see an in person scrubs reine.
I know that Sarah's going. I know that Bill Lawrence,
the Creator's going. I'm going, Johnny Sees going. Do you
know if Judy's going. I hope she's going. I believe
she said she was. I don't know if Neil's going.

(08:10):
I don't know the extent. You could probably find out
who's going to be there on the at X. Oh,
let me give you the website, Like a good host
of a podcast, It's at x Festival dot com and
go there and you can come see us, because we
were never all together ever. I was just with William
Lawrence in Miami. Now I'm home in La Donald. Didn't

(08:32):
you know I'm home in La I'm very happy you're home.
I missed you. I really did miss you. Did you
Did you get a chance to check out doctor Strange?
That was the question, That's what everybody wants to know. No,
but I will tell you. On the airplane last night,
I did begin to watch the latest Spider Man. I
found it very entertaining. It's very good, very good. It's

(08:55):
probably their best movie, that one, Endgame, Infinity War, Black Anther,
Captain America. Oh really, you're saying it's up there with
the top Marvel movies Spider Man, Yes, for sure. So
there's a there's a lot of arguments out there right now.
This Strange is kind of done what freaking uh the
Last Jedi is done to what the Last Jedi did

(09:18):
to the Star Wars universe. I'm finding Strange is doing
to the Marvel universe. It's it's causing a rift. For
those who've seen the movie, they kind of understand what
I'm talking about. It's causing a split right down in
the middle in like like, a lot of people love
it and some people hate it. I will say this,

(09:38):
If your argument is then you're you're not a real
Marvel fan. If you don't like Strange, then you have
no argument. I'm sorry that literally, if you don't like
Multiverse of Madness, if your argument is, oh, then you
must not be a real Marvel fan. I'm sorry, but
that's the weakest argument you could possibly make. I'm just

(10:01):
it's not based in anything, right, It means absolutely nothing.
So for those of you out there that are saying that,
eat a dick, you sound like a moron. All right?
So that being set, Daniel, what did you think? You
know what, I'm kind of thankful that when we were
on the show last you guys were not huge fans
of it, because it lowered my expectations a little bit

(10:23):
and I kind of went into it like being like, Okay,
maybe it's not so great. And I think the campier,
rainier elements of the movie really hit me in the
right way. I loved it. I really enjoyed it. I
did hold on. I do like the Rainie, I do
like the Ramie aspect of it. I'm not gonna I'm

(10:43):
not gonna lie about that. I think some of the
people that were brought in they missed on you know
what I mean, for certain parts of the movie they
could have gotten. I mean, it's it's Disney, it's Marvel.
They should have went bigger than that. Many Let's not
give anyone any spoilers anything talking about Marvel because some people,

(11:06):
I don't know who might find it boring his balls,
um Donald, But let's get back to me, Um, I'm home.
Will you be spending time with me? Will you? Will
you find time for me? I'm gonna try, and I'm
gonna try and crash your tennis lesson. Maybe I don't
take lessons now, I just play with the g with

(11:28):
the ogs. I'm on that og level. Now you're gonna
have to catch up. Do you ever go Tuesday, Tuesday
or Thursday? That's cases That's I used to go to
when I was getting back into tennis. That's where I go.
Pete does that a lot. Actually, Pete does it because
Pete Pete plays a lot of tennis man, and he
can play against people he could well, he could play

(11:49):
against people that are better than him, and he could
play against people that are like a lot worse than him.
I find it very difficult to play against people that
aren't close to my level or you know what I mean,
or better if you can't play tennis, I have a
hard time playing tennis. That's just me. Well I will

(12:09):
tell you that. Um, I will be going. I'm gonna
get back into tennis because I need it, I always
and it's the summertime. But Donald, I'm really excited to
be with you, Joel Dan, I'm I'm glad to be
back in Los Angeles where it's beautiful. Let's get into
the show. Donald count us in six seven eight stories

(12:31):
about show, we made about a bunch of doctor nurses stories.
So Gada around here, Yato around here. What a very

(12:53):
bizarre episode of Scrubs at all? Pretty much? You know
they did. They have these shows we've told you before
where they the the showrunner might be trying to save
a little money. They call them like stuck in a
or a bottle episode. This is literally called the fish
my fish Bowl, And uh, I sense that bill takes

(13:16):
place on one floor. It takes place really in one
room right for the most part, and it but it
does have that flashback that I told you was one
of the funniest things in Scrub's history where we both
tell a different version of the story. I didn't know
that this. I did not know that this story was
going to make its way back around, you know. So
at first we'll get to it. But I'm gonna say,

(13:38):
at first, I was like, didn't we did we watch
this episode already? Accord me a little because Jad's obsessed
about the fact that there were no water, But your
lie doesn't hold up. But it seems to me that
whenever you see this, fellow listeners, an episode of your
of your favorite show that seems to be taking place

(13:59):
in one room or one space, it often is um
the showrunner saving a little bit of money and time
to either they're your over budget, or they're saving up
to do a more expensive episode, or it's just kind
of an old trick. So we are all pretty much
stuck in private dancers room the whole time. Do you

(14:22):
recall Mikey Weston being in this mini episode to Scrub,
I swore it was only like one, maybe two is
four or five am I'm making out with my gall
at the end that well, you know, Elliot's a gem
for that also though we'll get to that too. Okay,
we'll get to that too. We're getting ahead of ourselves.
She gave him a reason to live. It was written
by Kevin Beagle, directed by Chris Kotch, one of our

(14:45):
favorite directors. Great man, great man, great man, great person,
great director. Yes, a good filmmaker, a nice mensch. As
we say, yes, I love Chris Cotche every time I
see him. He also likes camera toys like me, so
we get to talk about cameras and camera gear and

(15:05):
we got the latest thing. We were at a party
once my wife and I and Chris was there and
I forgot his wife's name and I was like, dude,
I'm so sorry, what's your wife's name? And he was like,
it's Jill. And I was like, oh, thank you, like
so Jill. And she wouldn't answer me. He goes, I'm
just fucking with you, dick. That's mean, but funny. Yeah,

(15:29):
but funny. And to this day don't know his wife's name.
Um So, speaking of not funny, Carla is not funny
in this episode. That's the main one of the main
threads of this episode. Now I believe yes, Scrubs floor, Yes,
is that Judy always wanted more jokes, yes, and Bill

(15:53):
was frustrated because not that you didn't think that Judy
was funny, but he said, that's not really your character
on the show. You're the heart, you're the warmth, you're
the maternal figure, you're the you're you're a very valuable
part of the show. That isn't the comedy. Of course,
occasionally you'll have a joke, but that's not really your place.

(16:15):
And now Judy didn't like that. And as as as
the story goes, I don't even know if it's true.
We'll have to ask Bill one day when he comes back.
But as the story goes, he got sick and tired
of of Judy asking to be funnier. So he made
a whole episode where about Carla funny, about Carla not

(16:39):
being funnier. Oh boy, that's I mean, that was but
that was Bill's way of putting things to bed. Also,
you know what I mean, Like I think he was
just I don't know if it's if it's as malicious
as that, which is funny and classic Bill, but um,
but it does seem like someone going, you know what,

(16:59):
We're to write a whole episode about how Carlo's not funny,
and she's not funny. I mean Judy's funny. Judy's very funny.
Hold on now, figure Clarity's sake. Judy's very funny and
a very incredible actress. And Carlo would occasionally have jokes,

(17:21):
but again that was not her place in the show.
She was the heart. Um so what we So let's
start from the beginning. Doctor Kelso partied on segregated beaches
and was all right with it. That shit had me
rolling where the Burn's like there we go right there
in the picture back there and she points us. Doesn't
that make you feel bad? And he's like, damn, I
look good. Who's the worst photoshop job ever? By the way,

(17:46):
the fact that the black people are, that the black
people are on the beach looking at all the white
people have fun just standing there watching them, like shit,
I wish I could jump in that water like they
have on clothes and everything. Why are they It's weird
that they're they're at the beach, but they're like behind
like a rope line. And then Kelsel's got like abs.

(18:07):
That's fucked up. That made that's that's the fucked up shit.
They make it seem like they make it seem like, oh,
the white side of things. It's it's so much better
over here. It's so much better that we're gonna put
the velvet rope up and you guys can look over
the velvet rope. You got to be at a club
and look over the velvet rope. Ain't shit going on
over there. That's anything popp and compared to what's going
on in the normal club. I saw Lebron in person, Donald,

(18:31):
Where did you see Lebron? I went to the F
one Races by the way, which was really cool. We
met Lebron before. I've never met Lebron, haven't. Yeah you have,
Yeah you have. Anyway, I went to a nightclub. I
really didn't want to go to nightclub, but Miami has
a lot of nightclubs. I told you, I told you
you loved it, loved it, loved it. You're telling me

(18:53):
a story about how you met Lebron at a nightclub.
I saw Lebron enter with a very very large entourage.
I mean, it might as well have been like a
whole bust full of people, but I did see him
in person with sunglasses on on the club. How do
we feel about that? That's weird anyway, we must. How
do you see he got a bunch of people guiding him.

(19:17):
He's not him walking talking. I know He's like, where
are we going? Yeah? I just moved with the posse. No,
I did go. I don't like you. I don't It's
so loud, and I'm just grown out of it. I
think I know it's not for me. I don't know anymore.
I haven't been to a club in so long. I
do know this. If I go to club, to o' club,
I want to bring my wife because she's a lot

(19:37):
of fun at the club and I want to see
her back. Maybe if I was in a booth with
you and Casey, I would maybe I'd be laughing and
having fun. And I was with nice people friends, but
I was just like, it's so loud, you can't talk
to anybody. Were you with Tarcis and Bill? No. I
was with Andrew Watt, who's uh, who's a music producer.

(19:58):
And I was with Charlotte. But anyway, I thought you'd
be excited by the fact that I saw Lebron in person.
He's tall, he is tall, he is very tall, but
he wears sunglasses in the club, and I don't know
how I feel about that. I don't know how I
feel about that too. That that was my thing. First
one of my time seeing jay Z in the club,
he had sunglasses on and I was like, dude, please
either be stoned so stone that your eyes are so

(20:21):
red that you don't know how people see you, Like,
come on, don't be that guy, like the guy that
wears the sunglasses inside of a room, Like it's when
it's come on man. But like it was cool. We
got to see that. Bill got us tickets to be
in the Ferrari tent, and that was cool. And the
funny thing is, though your corner they go by so

(20:42):
fast you you you you, that you end up turning
to watch the thing on TV because you can't really
see much there. It's like the puck at a at
a hockey game kind of that's a good analogy. You
it's cool when they go by and you can't believe
how fast they go by, but it's like you know,
you you you, and then like you have no sense

(21:02):
of the race unless you turn to the TV. So
people have paid all this money to be there, but
they're all gathered around the TV right to watch the
actual to watch it in freaking like a what's it
called a tracking shot instead of the all the different
angles and the angles inside the car and you can
see who's in the league. But it was really cool.

(21:22):
It was a great life experience. I don't need to
do it again, but I take that back. Hockey is
better to watch in person than it is on television. Sorry.
Hockey is because you can see the puck in person.
On television, you can't see the puck that well. In person,
you see it all the way. You see it the
whole time. I'm gonna tell you if you if you

(21:43):
ever get the opportunity to go to a hockey game,
any of our listeners out there, if you're avid hockey fans,
you already know, but if you've never been to a
hockey game, like I hadn't until I went to a
New Jersey Devil Devil's game and they put me on
the JumboTron. By the way, Garden State, shout out guard
the Garden State. Yeah, the New Jersey Devils appreciate Donald Faison,
Thank you for me on the jumbo tron. Anyway, I

(22:06):
got to take the cast and crew of Emergence to
a New Jersey Devil's game, and it was so much fun.
It's so much better when you get to go because
you can see the puck and that's such a big deal.
I want some. Was inebriated as a as a child
at a at a New Jersey Devil's game and I
had to go to New Jersey Devil's jail. What details on.

(22:34):
We were teenagers, We were teen I was probably fifteen sixteen,
and we drank you know, we're in the in the
car in the parking lot, pounding our our maister brows
and your moister brown. Yeah, that was like the cheapest
beer that we drank in Jersey. And I remember we
were like, you know, way up at the top the

(22:55):
cheapest tickets you can get. And I was certainly you know,
I probably had two beers and was hammered or maybe three,
because I don't know whatever I was drinking. I think
all I remember is this, I went to go buy
food and I clearly was stumbling because I went to
pull my wallet out. And this is at the time

(23:16):
it was Brendan bern Arena. I don't know what they
call New Jersey Devils Stadium now, but Joel will look
that up for us. It's probably like cryptocurrencies crashing dot com.
You're happy you didn't buy crypto, now, Donald, I was
never gonna buy. I don't even know what's going on
with crypto. Man, It's like the Titanic hitting an iceberg.

(23:39):
It's bad. So all those people who are mining all
of that shit. If you, if you, if you own crypto,
you lost half your money this week. Yeah, the Prudential Center.
All right, so listen, I'm at the Prudential Center, New
Jersey Devils are you're listening. I'd like to buy this
back and come back as a forty seven year old
adult who's allowed to drink alcohol and not be put

(24:00):
in New Jersey Devil's jail. Because what happened was I went.
I was going never good when it started with seeing
what had happened was what had happened was I went.
I was trying to like go buy like a hot
dog or something, and my wallet fell on the ground. No,
and so I go down and get my wallet like
on the ground, and it was out of a movie.
I saw like two pairs of boots. Now, these security

(24:25):
officers had clearly clocked a fifteen year old drunk kid
stumbling around dropping his wallet on the ground and I
tilted up and they were like, you're coming with us,
And I was like, why what are you talking about?
You know, I'm gonna come with yo, I'm gonna get

(24:47):
a hot dog. I'm up. I'm in seat quadruples. Nobody's
ever seen I've seen you drunk. This is accurate, this
is so active. I was trying to talk some sense
in them, and they brought me downstairs and there's a

(25:07):
whole like holding pen area. Was it? Are there bars? Yeah?
They're you know, it's for like people getting fights and
people who whatever. They have an actual jail pin inside
of the prediction center. Yes, I'm sure every arena does
for someone who's drunk or gets in a fight or whatever,
just to remind them. But they don't want to throw
you just in some random room. They gotta have a

(25:29):
bar it was. It was actually a jail. It was
a jail cell. Just to remind your ass. Joke, this
is where you're going next. Get comfortable, get used to this. Look.
The worst part was I remember They're like, we have
to call someone to come pick you up, and I
was like, oh no, no. Only my sister was around,
so I gave her my number. I gave them her

(25:50):
number and she couldn't. She couldn't. I forgot why she
couldn't come, But she totally screwed me over. I could
have I could have avoided this, but tobaccle so who
tried to call? Then it happened through the bars. I
saw my mom, my mom. I was crying and everything

(26:15):
my mom because I was get my baby out of it. No,
my mom wasn't crying. I was crying. I was like,
it's a misunderstanding. But I was all emotional because I
was drunk, Because you would drunk out of your mind.
I was at a drunk kid, all three beers, and
I was such a good kid. My mom was so

(26:36):
pissed off that she had to on her weekend day
drive to the Prudential Center and pick up her drunk
kid in the drunk tank. But anyway, so Devil's will
you have me back? I promised to stay sober, and
uh hey, I know for a fact that not only
will the New Jersey Devils have you back, but they'll
put you on the jumbo tron to oh, I want

(26:58):
to be on the JumboTron and I want to be
on the kiss cam with Donald. I'm not gonna kiss
you kiss me on the kissca, Come on, your lips
look really like chafe, chafe chaps. Any that's not true.
I've been in Miami. Maybe they're dry, but I would
I would moisturize them before we went to the game.

(27:22):
I think about it. If we got brought up on
a kiss cam, you wouldn't kiss me. No, Yeah, I
would just just just to fucking freak everybody out and nobody.
If you want to know, if you want to break
these motherfuckers out, we hold it. It'll start from cheering too, like,

(27:48):
oh oh, I should we go to break when we
come back, we would promise we'll talk about the show.
We'll talk about it right back, and we're bad. I

(28:12):
got all sound effects WU tank forever one. I do
like that one. So when Carla is not When we
find out that Carla is not funny, Cox explains every
character in Scrubs history pretty much, or at least our
main our main characters, yes, and why they're funny and

(28:33):
what their purpose is on the show. He goes through
us all and he explains to her, this isn't your lane.
Your lane is the one that takes care of everything.
You're the heart. You're the one that you're the glue,
You're the one that keeps us together. And Carla can't
hear that shit, and she goes on a really bad
joke spree. Pretty much. Yeah, I liked when he was

(28:58):
pointing out that the janitor was weird. The janitor says,
I made shoes for my rabbit, and he holds them
up and they appear to be made out of rabbit.
I think there's a double joke there that the their
shoes for a rabbit, but they're made of rabbit. They
looked like they were made out of rabbit. M What

(29:20):
about Todd is smelling the nurse's armpits? Wasn't that his girlfriend? Yes?
That wasn't that's his actual girlfriend? Yes, but not now then?
I think they're still together. He said they were still
together the last time. They were the track of this relationship,
but I thought it was on again, off again. I
don't know. They're like Ross and Rachel though for real. Yeah, well, anyway,
that woman whose armpits he's smelling is his girlfriend? Anyway? Uh? Ted?

(29:43):
And the fucking blue ink, Yeah was fucking hilarious, where
he's like, am I really a sad sack? And she goes, Ted,
your pen's leaking, and he goes, oh. He takes his
hand off his head and he has the freaking thing
on his head and he looks in his hand. He goes, oh.
Everything involving Ted in this episode is a physical comedy

(30:04):
joke where something gets sprayed all over his body right
them with a watermelon seed and it pops his milk.
Holy shit, fucking JD spits while we learned, Well, it's
pretty much. I think one of the first lines in
the whole show is that Jad's happiest moment was winning
the Watermen watermelon seed spinning contest to theater Camp. So

(30:25):
we know that he does have a secret skill set.
But that's beyond that's that's fucking beyond Olympic level, you know.
I check Scrubs Wiki and it does say there's a
you can if you're one of these people that loves
our fuck ups. It says, it says, what did it say? Um?
When JD spits the watermelon seed to turk, it breaks

(30:47):
Ted's milk, but the can was already leaking before it
hits fucking Scrubs Wiki. Trevor, Sometimes I'm gonna keep it
one hundred Trevor ahead, not snitches, get stitches. Yeah straight, yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I

(31:09):
can say what you want to say about certain things.
But the fact, look, man, don't try and make it
so the illusion goes. You're like the guy. You're like
the guy who tells people how magic tricks are done.
Don't be that guy. Trevor Wicky, Trevor Wicky, this kid,
and we love you, Trevor. All right, um, let's get

(31:32):
into this water balloon fight now. I regret to admit
that JD's impression of Turk in this flashback very racist,
and I'm sorry, but look, it's supposed we address it.
It was meant to be though. Did you laugh though?
I did laugh. Actually I laughed out loud. Actually I
laughed very hard at it. Because I want that one

(31:54):
of our black writers wrote the joke too. I want
to say something else because you then go on to
do a version of me that is a very white impression.
But it's never is it racist when black people do
white people? Joel? Joel just said, it's not. No, It's
like it's like how you're allowed to say hunky. Well,
I don't say that though, I know, but you you you,

(32:16):
you said you said the other week that you never stopped.
I was being funny. That was a good joke. That
was a good joke. By the way, By the way,
that joke was so good that I want you to know.
I told Bill you said that, and he laughed right on. Um.
So anyway, um voice is aside. It's pretty darn funny

(32:39):
that in my recollection. I've got my I got my mullet,
and I'm rocking down the uh hallway right in your right.
You're cool in yours, Yeah, And I'm very cool. And
I walk in and you guys are just lying in bed,

(33:01):
just lying in bed, but you're naked, yes, And then
and and I don't believe you. And I look around.
There's no water balloons. Well in defense. But I hear
before I walk in, I hear um the words. It's
true what they say about black true what they say
about black guys, meaning that you have typically I have

(33:24):
big dick energy. Sorry, sorry, turk has big dick. You
have a girthy shaft. That's the stereotype. And not only
is it girthy, what long? But then no, wait, it
can't be girthy. And then that's possible. Girth and long
like an eel. It's like an eel. In the Bahamas episode,
we learned Jad mistakes it as for an eel. Um,

(33:48):
so it's not really girthy, it's just long. Then girth
eels are like little tiny thing. No, I'll be very thick,
very good. You know what. You're right. I've seen the
notion hel You remember that time we went to Hawaii.
It was me, you and Raiding and Casey who else?

(34:10):
And and right? And we went to Hawaii. We went
right and we went scuba diving next to U the
Arrowsmith dude, Steven Tyler, Stephen Tyler's house, remember that. Yeah,
we got paparazzi and we all looked doey. Yeah, well
I looked doe. You guys look great. I look No,
I looked doe as hell. Well they told me I
needed to work on my abs. Paparazzi eat a dick.

(34:31):
The thing is, um, we were we were scuba diving
and you know I went under water snorkeling. Yeah, sorry,
we were snorkeling and I saw a fucking cel and
that ship was thick and it was scary. It was
scary looking well anyway, that's what JD imagines is happening
in the room now. In Turks version, there they they

(34:53):
when you see me walking down the hole, and I
love how I'm walking the nerdiest your version movie is
such a nerd I love that. That made me laugh
out loud my walk. And then when I say it's
true what they see about black guys, it reveals that
you're spinning a basketball on your finger, which would mean

(35:14):
another stereotype that you're good at basketball. Well, the fact
that Turk is like, how do I fucking turn this around?
And then make j D think that we're not talking
about my penis, we're actually talking about something else. What
would it be that black I got it basketball? Right?
Your lie is so bad? You have water balloon fight

(35:37):
and then she's cold because her clothes are wet, and
is that what it is? Right? And she says, let's
let's gets get onto the cover. She says that, she says,
I'm got a lie in your line. She says, I've
got a great idea. Let's take our clothes off and
get under the covers and cuddle right to keep warm.

(35:59):
And Turk's lie did He doesn't say anything, but they
cut to a shot of turk and he's man like
it did makes sense. I wish we had done more
of this. It's so funny. Yeah, oh absolutely. I mean
the premise of us telling different versions. You know, there's
that famous movie that I saw in film school and

(36:19):
not since, but it's called Raschaman where where the premises
you see like a number of people's different perceptions of
how something went down. And I think that premise with
us in the show is so funny. They should have
used it more because I just think your cartoonish version

(36:41):
of how you Remember Me and my cartoonish version of
How I Remember You? It's funny. Yeah, you did have
a high top fade though, and both of them so
um snoop dogg Resident um get has an albino snake
and he says that his hoes are gonna love it. Yes,
Why there's a pet store owner that we both took

(37:05):
care of and he gives me a goldfish and snoop
Dog Resident a big albiono snake. I didn't know. I
thought we called snoop Dog Resident snoop Dog Resident because
he was looked like snoop Dog. I didn't know he
was a pimp. He's supposed to literally be. If Snoop
Dog was on Scrubs, this would be okay, this is

(37:28):
a good question we've never explored. Does Snoop Dog resident
just lean into the joke and and and say like,
I'm obviously a doctor, I'm a resident at a hospital.
But okay, if you guys want to call me that,
I'll make jokes like yeah, my hose are gonna love this?
Or does he really have hose right? Or is he
like or is he like a straight up p I

(37:49):
MP walks you know has now in later gates. You
know what I'm saying. You know, I like to think
that on the side he hoes walking the track like
he is he doing it like that? I don't know
that he had the time, though, to be a resident
at a hospital and also um run a sex worker business.

(38:16):
The effort right, oh gosh, well, I mean you gotta
keep the you gotta keep you gotta keep your stable
in check one, but then also like how do you
do that? How do you keep the how do you
do that? And then freaking how do you have a
like a vicious side to you? Like that? But then
go and save people's lives in the hospital. Maybe not,

(38:36):
maybe not all pimps are are vicious. Maybe maybe Snoop Dogg.
Resident if he wants his money, he gotta do something
about that, because you know, the minute he stopping, the
minute he started acting like everything's all good, somebody gus,
don't skimming off the top and take that ship from him.
Don't act like don't act like the saying y'all can

(38:56):
act like this isn't a pimping one on one, But
that's one on one, right there? Dog All right, Well,
do you remember the other episode where he said where
ma hoose at? And I said, I haven't seen them.
He's a bad pimp too, then, not only not only right,
he's a horrible pimp. I like to live in a
reality and I'm sure most of the audience does, where

(39:16):
he's an actual pimp. On the side, he is impossible.
He has two career paths. That's what I'm trying to say.
So what is it? What is it exactly? Is he
a true pimp or is he just playing right? I
think it's him. He looked like Snoop Doggs, so we
gave him that and he ran with it. Okay, next
thing is the apparently the Ted, Ted and the janitor

(39:39):
are gonna go clubbing. I guess they club a lot
and and uh, this whole janitor fish thing. I do
you have any ideas on what the hell this is about? Yeah,
I didn't get it. I didn't get it either. Why
he's the janitor seems smart enough to know that he

(40:00):
could just put the fish bowl down right, But he's
mad at himself that he missed an opportunity to fuck
with JD, and so he's gonna torturing him right to wait,
and he's waiting too torture. But but Ted is like,
I need you. I need you on your game tonight

(40:20):
or it's gonna make it so I can't pick up
hot chicks pretty much. So you got to handle this
so you're not thinking about it tonight when we go
to the club. It's too bad it's a bottle episode,
because it would be great to see those two at
the clerb just dancing lasses. A clerb would be great
with those two just sunglasses. They're both wearing sunglasses like Lebron. Okay,

(40:45):
so Kelso says en it's burps smell like pickles and milk. Yes,
that is disgusting. Turk. Finally, so Private Dancer, we don't
know what's going on. It appears he may have attempted suicide.
We don't know because he he didn't get readmitted into
the military, and the military's very important to him and

(41:05):
everyone's and he's calling everyone out on their lies. Well,
and I have heard Turk admits finally that he's a
fucking liar and the water balloon fight did not happen,
and he slept with Stacy. Okay, so this is what
I don't understand. And there's there's two things that happened
that we one we skip that doesn't track, and one

(41:26):
that's in the story that doesn't track. When did Private
Dancer becomes so with it? Like, out of nowhere, this
fucker turns into like he's able to read the room,
he's able to read all of us. And this is
a dude with a brain injury for three episodes before this,
When the fuck did he becomes so fucking with It's
about where he's about to check out. I think we

(41:46):
don't know how long it's been, but or maybe they say,
but he's he's made a lot of problems. He's been
three weeks they said, three weeks. All right, Well, he's
in good shape. He's his brain injury has has settled.
He's gone the right meds or at least bet and
he's able to uh. But but not enough so that he,
you know, not not not healthy enough that he's gonna

(42:08):
be accepted into the military, which is his dream and
his goal. So he has he has an injury though
that's an injury that his injury is stopping him from
doing that. Um and so because of that, he's like, he,
I don't know, do you feel like he Do you
think he committed suicide or do you think it was

(42:29):
I think he probably My interpretation was that he did that.
He did try to take his life. And then Elliott
admits that she tried suicide. It's a heartbreaking moment and
I believe it's the commercial break. And then when she
comes back, Sarah tells the most ridiculous story one has

(42:50):
ever heard of a suicide attempt. Not that anyone should
make light of a suicidemts, but her story is so preposterous.
She decides, I wrote this down because I couldn't believe it.
She can't take her own life by putting her head
in the oven, because when her head gets hot, she
needs to pee and she's and she's not going to

(43:12):
be found passed out in a puddle of her own urine,
not again, not after the prom fiasco. Then she decides
that she's gonna way down in the water in a bikini,
and I think Private Dancer asked her why not the
why a bikini and she says, well, my one piece

(43:34):
was left in Coach Pungetti's car. But that's a story
she's not gonna get into, but it does. It precedes
her walking out in a bikini and she into the
into the lake and she's treading and she's trying to
get tired so that she'll drowned. But she gets hit

(43:57):
in the head by the rowing team four times. Du
um tum. The rowing team uh is practicing and they
don't notice her in her bikini and they nail her
in the head and save her life. Yes, only Sarah

(44:18):
could sell that so funnily that was Did you notice
that your scrubs were two tone? Yeah? I was trying
to shake things up. I think at this point season six,
Carrie Bannett, who are warder designer, We're finally gonna have
on She had made her own scrubs brand and uh,
and then I think she was shaking it up. So yeah,

(44:39):
I got two tone Scrubs on the janitor. Hears fish
voices the janitor and not only here's the hit fish
talking to him in his voice, but then the fish
really and it's a high note. It hits that note
and they did that effect. It looked for Scrubs, the
effects pretty good right on. And then he finds out
the janitor that the fish's name is John Dorsey, which

(45:01):
is a coincidence because that's also Kelso's platoon leader in
the army or something like that. Right right, This was
so weird. It's like the reincarnation of Kelso's war buddy. Yes,
what about when you finally fart and you fart yourself
into Yeah, not only that, far myself into the stratosphere.

(45:22):
When I'm falling, I fart again and get an extra
boost audience. I am so ashamed when Scrubs resorts to
fart jokes, but this one was pretty funny. You and
then and then you land that I go, I could
have ridden you if I had a saddle. Oh, we

(45:48):
skipped over Johnny C dressed like Alice Alice from Not
only did we skip that, we also skipped freaking uh
private dancers say that Jad has a racist impersonation of
black people, and then and then Jady going he'd be
tripping and that's how he went. It's a commercial break.

(46:12):
Oh it's so bad, But Alice out all that makeup
for Johnny c for a very quick, real quick, real
quick um for those of you who too, were too
young the Brady Bunch show. They had a live in Maide,
and she wore a maid's uniform all the time, everywhere
she went, even when she went to visit Sam, her boyfriend,

(46:33):
she still had that. She was always she was always
in that uniform. I guess the Bradies were well off
because they He was an architect, right, motherfucking damn, Yeah,
you're right there. Well up, there's six of them, motherfucking kids. Right,
there's six of them in one house, right in one house,
right in one house. And check this out. Not only that,

(46:54):
only only the young ones share a room. The older
ones at some point get their own ship. Greg had
the attic. I think remember he had the beads or
is that when he moved into it was there. Not
only did they have a house, they had a backyard
with enough space to fucking play a full court game
of bad foot. I mean, I'm sorry, a full game

(47:16):
of football. They could be if they built a sports court,
they could have played tennis. They could have played basketball
out there. In nineteen fifty, whenever the fuck this ship
came out seventy then Motherfucker's was rich. It was nineteen fifty.
It was nineteen seventy, all right, anyway, Yeah, I just
realized that they must been rich because Alice was full time.

(47:38):
She never left. She slept there in the washing had
her own room. I think she slept in the laundry
room and the maids quarters. They had quarters. Yeah, but
I remember, I feel like, and this could be my imagination,
there was an episode where they showed her room and
it was very small, and I felt bad. I remember
as a kid, feeling bad for Alice that she had

(47:58):
to live in that room. Fucked up. But yo, they
let Sam come through. Sam got to come over and
hang out with Alice. Oh my gosh, but they did you?
Did they ever show Alice even when they went to
Did Alice come when they went to like Disneyland? Alice
went with them everywhere, I'm sure of it. She had to.
Did she go to Hawaii when when they don't know

(48:19):
when the spider incident. I'm sure she did. Maybe Sam
came with her. I don't remember it. Jo Well, we
need answers to all these questions. Did Alice go to
Hawaii with the Bradies? And how long was missus Garrett on?
Don't don't, don't, don't refocus you all. I want to
know if if she went over and Missus Garrett, how

(48:45):
long she worked for the Drummons? You mean, yeah, before
she went over to the Facts. Don't know that Alice
works for the Drummonds before she Alice didn't work put
a drummons, freaking missus Missus Garrett? Did I took over
as the as Pearl Pearl took over for the Pearl?

(49:08):
I don't know all I know, right, Joel, you get
on the Alice one, Daniel Danel get over who took
over for Missus Garrett as as Arnold and and and
uh and Willis's baby's nanny. Like there's gonna be our

(49:29):
age to appreciate this. There's so many young people right now.
I have an answer. Ray departed the Facts of Life
after season seven, at which point Chloris Leachman stepped in. Yes,
Garrett's sister Beverly Anne for the last two days. But
that's that's the Facts of Life. Though I'm not talking
about that. I'm talking No, Cloris Leachman became the new No, No,
she wasn't a nanny. That's Facts of Life. Cloris Leachman

(49:50):
was the star of the Facts of Facts of Life
her uh and George Clooney joined the show too at
that time. I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking
about different strokes different after missus Garrett left, who was
who was there? Who was Arnold and Willis's nanny? And
then she might had to take care of Sam too
when he came. No, I'm sure they had a different

(50:11):
one because it was the old old lady also, and
then there was the young southern lady Pearl. I don't
remember Pearl. I think wasn't Pearl the big she was
like a big Southern lay who was a man? Oh god, alright,
So after sorry, after Edna Garrett, Yeah, yes, it was
Adelaide brew Baker who was played Adelaide who was played

(50:33):
by Knee dra Voles. And then after Adelaide, who was it?
Who was it? After Adelaide? I know there was a Pearl,
Missus Pearl Am I thinking Missus Pearl third the third
Housekeeper Pearl Gallagher Donald. I think our rewatch show next

(50:54):
should be Different Strokes. Oh, I would watch the Ship
out of Strokes. Pearl Gallagher was played by Mary Joe Catlett.
I think we found our next show. I would want.
I think we finally figured out that we could watch
different Strokes and we could get like Todd Bridges on
the show. Yeah, Tom would come on. Yeah, I mean
that's pretty much it. We could probably get everybody. No,

(51:14):
they're all dead, but no, yeah, yeah, yeah they are. Yeah,
maybe Dudley, Dudley and Todd are the dude who plays
Dudley and the dude to play Todd. I'd only toot
out a lot from that cast. That's sad. Kimberly passed away.
That makes me sad. Alice did Disney, but it was

(51:37):
called King's Island Amusement Park, and she went to Hawaii
where she took hula lessons with the girls. Okay, did
she wear did she surf to she were she might
have surved. I'm watching a clip from the episode, and
while she didn't wear her uniform, she did wear a
very similar like top with the big collar, but it's
like burnt orange. Okay, there's a thank you, Joelle. That's

(52:00):
very good and fast trivia. For those of you who
are wondering. All right, we're gonna take a break and
when we come back, we're have an amazing guest. We'll
be right back. We're back. M all right. Listen, it's

(52:21):
time for our guest. Who do you have for us? Joelle,
Let's see what's coming in? Play the song, Daniel, we
gotta college game. We can talk star watch shows, you know,
like a bota smoke, some jazz, maybe talking about the episode.
So come on, Joe, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen,

(52:44):
give it up for Brandon, Brandon Morgan, Stay up, Brandon,
welcome to the program. Wild Thank you, phase On and
DJ Daniel Goodman and Joelle Monique. You know us from

(53:06):
the podcast Fake Doctors, Real Friends. That right. Zach Braff
better known as z Bizzleiz, I'm back in La. I
got all my buttons. If there's any sounds you want
to hear and request any drops, I got every button.
I don't remember. The beauty is when you just drop
him for it. That's what I'm talking about. What you

(53:28):
trying to get into one day, or shoon what you're
trying to do. This motherfucker thinks he's a DJ. Now
you see him, I love it. Next thing you know,
he's gonna have his head tilted to the side and
he's gonna be doing this shit. I wish I could
like Daniel. I wish I knew how to scratch twit
twit twitch Um. You want to know my favorite sound

(53:50):
bite though, Brandon. It's a new one and it hasn't
been fully worked into my system yet, but we got
it here. Whether it'd be taking a poop, whether it
be a finger, whether it be a tongue, whether you know,
everybody likes little ass play. Everybody does. Don't act like
you don't. The only time you don't like ass plate

(54:10):
is with something's going on in the ass area here.
Let's not shock him. Brandon. Do you have a question
for us? How did we find you? Well? We have
we have slow down, Sorry, Brandon? Can you tell them
why you wrote in? Please? Yes? Okay? So the little backstory,
which is why I think Joel blessed me with being here,
is so I've been best friends with my friend Jeff

(54:31):
for eighteen years Scrubs is our favorite show. We live
across the country from one another. And he got me
the keychain. He just held up the keychain merch. By
the way, we don't sell, We barely plug our merch anymore.
But there is a merch store. And he held up
the you can get a turk in the JD keychain
and hold them together ahead, Sorry, brand, they're lovely. But yeah,

(54:52):
so we live across the country from one another. Now
and so ever since high school, Scrubs is our favorite show.
Obviously hence them, and ever since high school. We're an
interracial duo ourselves, so we always said that we're like
Turk and j D. Now cut to ten years later,
he's about to graduate med school to become a doctor
because of Scrubs. Wow wow, and I just got engaged

(55:15):
to a Latina nurse. Oh my god, Wow, you are
fulfilling the prophecy. You know, when he called me Turk
in high school, I didn't see it. But now, wait,
because you're an interracial friendship and you're white, that would
mean that he's the black guy. Well he's Filipino. Pipino. Yeah, all,

(55:36):
I'm just putting it all together, right, Filipino guys playing
in this world, the Filipino guys playing JD and the
white guy plays Turk. Okay, exactly this world, I'm it
and no in this you met it. You always talk
about what do you call it? Meta universe in the metaverse.
In this metaverse, yes, the white guy is is the

(55:58):
sidekick all right in Hollywood and some metaverse in some
universes Hollywood, the white guy is the sidekick scrubs. Um,
you know, and what if the Scrubs concept for the
for whatever We're gonna do is a metaverse thing. Donald,
that's hilarious. And there's different versions of us, that's great.

(56:19):
And then there's the dule version of me. Yeah, and
that other kid James can play me, right, and then
we could have somebody and then we could like we
could go through all of the freaking romances. There could
be a version where Ben Affleck is me and you're
Matt Damon. That could be a version. He may be
hard to get, really, do you think so that we
can try? All right? Brandon, what's your question for the

(56:44):
finish up? Uh? So, Ever since I first heard the
first episode of the podcast, I knew you guys were
taking guests. Even before I planned on proposing to my
girlfriend or fiance. Now I knew that when I did it,
I would use this podcast to ask have you guys
asked my best friend Jeff to be my best man
at my wedding? Oh, Jeff, Jeff, are you listening to

(57:11):
this podcast? Jeff in the waiting rate? Now you know
you're engaged? I did. I was gonna surprise him with
even the engagement, but I blew that because I leading up,
I was complaining him. Bring him in, bring him in,
bring him don't blow his string, don't you? Jeffrey, Jeff,

(57:42):
your name is Jeff, Paul Jeffrey. Yeah, my name is
Paul Jeffrey. Oh so it's not Jeff Paul Jeffrey started,
But you go, Jeff started, I go. Um, Jeff was
my nickname and uh when I was growing up. Okay,
but but your name is Paul Jeffrey. My legal name
is Ill. Oh yeah, Paul Jeffrey. All right, welcome to

(58:02):
the show. Jeffrey Graham. My friend, Um, that's Donald Phazon.
You know him better as Oh. Well, we're just regular guys.
There's my dog walking behind us. We're just regular folks.
There's a lamp that um from the movie Wish I
was here, sees how it's swear jarre is Mark Mark,

(58:26):
my assistant took the swear jar and made it into
a lamp. Is there real money in that shit? It's
not real money? Donald, Why don't I come over and
take some money out of my swear jar? It would
be kind of cool if you could freaking have a
light that was also a piggy bank. Well, it's prop money,
it's not real money. But I think do you guys
know that I will redecorating. I got the trunk here

(58:46):
and nobody cares. Um. Paul jeff you're here for a
very important reason, because Brandon has organized it not only
for you guys to be on the show, but for
to give Donald and I the honor of asking you
a question. Donald, how do you want to do this? Okay?

(59:07):
Paul Jeffrey, Jeff, Paul Jeffrey, you have been a friend
to Brandon for a really long time. Yeah, very very
specially as you know, he has loved you like Turk
has loved j D. As a matter of fact, he
pref he started off the show by saying, you know,

(59:32):
I'm Turk to his JD. Pretty much. Yes, he said
even further than that. He's had a sex dream or
two about you. Um, he said, he said it didn't
go as far as he wanted it to go. He said,
you never do. He said, yeah, he said he didn't dock.
But there might have been a little finger player. You guys,

(59:56):
you guys held hands, that might have been but in
he was right, But that right, that doesn't matter, That
doesn't matter. He was also like, but I'm also engaged
to be married, and I can't dishonor her. And I
write and the things and the things that I do

(01:00:16):
in the dreams I can't do and I don't need
She doesn't need to know what happens in my dreams.
But if Paul, if jeff Paul Jeffrey would do me
the honors saying on my big special day and saying

(01:00:36):
yes to being my Brandon, I'm speaking in as if
I'm him best man, I would love it. Jeff Paul Jeffrey,
Paul Jeffrey, do you agree? Are you willing to be
Brandon's best man? You know the answer is always obvious.

(01:00:58):
Oh well, Brandon, we tried. We need these Donald zat Yes, yes,
he said, yes, yes, Why I mean banding, Yeah, look

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at you with the length man, here's your thunderous applause,
here's this and here's this. Zach not here. No no, no,
no no no, don't do that all right? Sorry, sorry,
Paul jeff Paul Jeffrey. Are you excited? Yeah, definitely. When

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he told me about this, like meet him on Zoom,
I was like, this is a lot of the outticks.
We're just asking me to be his best man. DeAndre, Well,
I want you to note that's so much he cares
about you as his friend. He went, he went all out.
Did you hear the story of the dreams? Did you
not hear? There's a lot of love behind listening? He

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stalked Joel. He stalked Joel. You're very important to him,
your best friend and uh and he loves you. And
you better have a good speech, dude, because we've given
you a lot of material today. And where where do
you guys live? I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Oh

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I'm in La now Okay, you moved out to La La? Yeah?
Would you move on to La for Brandon to be
a comedy writer? Funny, nice wedding going to be We're
probably gonna do it in Vegas just to make everyone travel.
Oh okay, shit, Donalds will come, Donalds will come. No,

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I don't do Vegas. No more. Be really no disrespect, Brandon.
It's gonna be a lovely Dan. I'm sure you're gonna
love it, but I ain't gonna be at your wedding man.
Especially now when you guys have a bachelor party, will
you go to gentleman's establishments? I well, I don't think
Jeff would fly out for that, But also I don't
think my fiance would like that either. Yeah, she probably
wouldn't like that. But if you do ask for cinnamon,

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she is cinnamon at the spearmen, right, Yeah, I don't
think you should go to jail. And if not, and
if you if you're not going in and you go
to O G's, ask for glitter. She oh, geez glitter.
All right, guys, do you have a question, Um, we're
here to answer your question. Or if you don't, maybe

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that was just it. That's maybe that was just the thing.
If that was it, that's cool too. We can fix
your life whatever you need. Yeah, I actually do have
one foot question. You guys don't mind? Go ahead? So,
when you guys were first starting off in Scrubs, you
were sort of like in a young professional role, sort
of skating um into everything. We had your mentors like
doctor Cox, doctor Wynn. I was wondering, like, were there

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any lessons that you're characters had learned at that point.
That's sort of like you were able to apply to
your own real life, like the Russian you needed in
your own real lives. You know, all the lessons that
I learned from Scrubs, I learned way too late. And
you know, I'm a professional now. When we were making

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this show, I was not a professional. I was very
much a goofball And you know, if you listen to
the if you listen to the podcast, you know that
there were many a days where I came in unprepared
or you know, a kneebriated or whatever, what have you.
And those days are over. Turk realized way before I

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did how to be a professional. And the lessons that
I learned. The way I learned to become a professional
was when Scrubs was gone and I didn't have a job,
and it was like, oh shit, I kind of fucked
around for a bit and I hope that didn't travel
with me into the next into the next world and

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if anything nowadays, if I'm like any character on set
when I'm working as like in real life, to the
crew and everything like that, I'm like Turk. I'm very professional,
but I do know how. I do know how to
have a good time. Do you understand what I'm saying?
I would if I took anything from him, it would

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be that I would say, UM, definitely learned. You know,
for me of filmmaking, it was it was I wanted
to be. I wanted to make movies and it was
the best education. I wouldn't say necessarily from the characters, UM,
but I learned um. You know, Scrubs was the best
film school ever. You know, how to how to execute
something very elaborate, UM, very fast. Often that was written

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sometimes that day or a few days before. Um. So
it was really it was like the best film school
you could have had. UM. So I learned so much
that informed um the way I work. And also from Bill,
who's you know to this day is an amazing mentor. Um.
The guy has so much on his plate. He's he's

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running three TV shows right now, uh so, which which
is just not even humanly possible, but he's doing it
and so I just I learned a lot from from
from Bill and from from any any other questions or

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do you need to fix your life? I had a
question that I thought of just because of how easy,
well not how easy it was, but I guess I
thought there would be a screening process for me before
I got here. So I was just wondering if you
had any like truly crazy people come on the podcast
and you're like, well, can't release that. No, that would
be really interesting to to But I we assume that

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Joel was screening people. To be honest, I didn't call
me out. There's absolutely a screening process, but this far
in when you get a letter is detailed as Brandon's, like,
it's not really a second thought. Sometimes people have like
just questions that are good, so I call them like, hey,
can you talk? Is your internet good? You sound good?

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It's fine, great whatever, Um, But no, Brandon's letter was
so good. We've talked and communicated regularly, so I wasn't
worried about like a timing situation. So you just checked
all the boxes off, Earli. We just want to make
sure I that to happen. First of all, we like
we'd like some crazy people and just one time. Because
it's so easy to so happens. I'm going to remind you,

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guys that you said so easy to kick it's so
easy to kick him out. It's so easy to kick
him out of zoom if they are if they go
too far and stuff like that, that's an easy thing
to do. Am I correct room yea, they're gone. What
worse is when they're uninteresting. And we've had a couple
of people that were a bit snory and we trimmed

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them down. DJ Daniel works his magic quite a bit.
We've got people come on that didn't really want to,
like we didn't know how they got on show, Like
it was like what are you doing? Yeah, what are
you doing on it? What are you doing on here? Like?
But you should say, we should take the time to
remind people that if you do want to be on

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the show and you haven't been told in a long time, Joelle,
tell them how you get on the show, or at
least try to get on the show. Yes, you're gonna
write us a message to Scrubs iHeart at gmail dot com.
Tell us a little bit about your a little bit.
I can't read story you guys. She's a busy revity,
it's really important. Come with your great questions. You're incredible

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never before heard stories. If we've asked for stories, you know,
I might pull another funeral story. We don't need more
penis doctors. I just thought, how we have and doc,
we're good. Yeah, we're probably good. With that couple who
have an open relationship, we've done them already. I'm not
gonna lie, man. I've been waiting for somebody to call

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in and it open up and it just be like
just some freak show going nuts on the other side.
I've been waiting for that. I would know what I
would like. Someone who's bad shit. Um, I think it
would be good good radio. Oh boy, just like well, no,
lett be careful, let's be careful. Well, let's be just
a little careful what we wish for. I don't know
about bat shit, but maybe like maybe maybe catch shit,

(01:09:35):
maybe something a little a little less. I don't know. Man,
if you're filing getting the emails, all right, Well, we
don't need to fix your life, I guess because we
proposed um, and this guy's life's going pretty darn well
because he's gonna marry the woman of his dreams. What's
her name, Bro Jessica Jessica's engagina Jessica Jessica. I can't

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wait to hear about your Vegas wedding. I can't wait
wedding and maybe and maybe, uh, Jeff will consider, um,
you know, dressing up like Elvis and um going to
Vegas and partying like a rock star. We can pull
it off. We'll see. Donald will be there. Donald will
not be there. Donald doesn't go to Vegas anymore. I'm

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sure there's a wedding fee. There must be some fee
that you'll attend the wedding like a cameo. Yeah, it
doesn't seem like it. Maybe a cameo message. There you go. Listen, listen,
take cameo out of this whole situation, Brandon. I just

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fucking proposed to Jeff Jeffrey for are you okay? True?
All right, let's fucking not get greedy guys, all right, true?
All right? Um, that's the show, everybody, thank you for
for two. I just want to say one thing, last
thing we said we were going to get to this
Elliott at the end gave this man a reason to

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live by kissing him right on his lips. Yeah, and
that was a great thing. That she did for him.
I don't know about necessarily having to kiss him, but
she gave him hope at the end. Right. But then
then the camera pushes in and she has a little
bit of a curious look on her face, like, am

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I attracted to private dancer? No way? Yes? Watch she
knew exactly you agree with I was like, what is
this pushing for it? I didn't understand. I can't understand.
I thought the push, I thought, okay, So I looked
at it as the pushing, as was her moment of

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she had. I don't know, man, shit, fuck, I don't know, man,
because it's clear she let it go a long time ago.
She let the suicide situation go a long time ago,
and she was over it. So we're clear on that.
So yeah, what is the what was the motivation for
the pushing? I wonder I'm telling you that the first
beat was he says, with someone like you ever be
interested in me? And she does exactly what you said.

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She gives them hope. She flirts with him a little bit,
and then she, even though she has a boyfriend, she
goes as far as to give him a little sweet,
innocent kiss on the lips and you're right. She gave
him hope. And then and then he gets off on
a cab. The cab pulls off, and then the camera
takes its time and pushes in on Elliott, and she
has a look on her face like as if to say, like,

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I don't know was that that was? There were sparks?
Am I attracted to Private Dancer? Are we setting up
Private Dancer coming back again in season seven? I don't know.
I thought that Joel did too. I didn't see that,
but hey man, you know, you never know. You never
know what all art is up for interpretation. It's like

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when you watch one of your Marvel movies. Some people
like him, some people don't. Everything the question Brandon, you
see Doctor Strange? Yes? What'd you think? I thought it
was good. I thought it was better than what a
lot of people were saying about it. Did you think
it was better than Spider Man? No? Okay, Jeffrey, Paul Jeffrey,
did you see Doctor Strange? I haven't got a chance

(01:13:05):
to see it yet. Go see it, Jeffrey, Paul Jeffrey.
Did you see the latest Spider Man? Yeah? I did
see that one. Well. On my airplane. I made it
to the part where they got They went into the
snow east um doctor Strange's house, so that part was
good introduction. Yea almost. I have a bunch of questions. Well,

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we gotta go. Brother's been a long show. We love
you all. Um. Are you gonna watch Obi Wan Brandon
because I'm gonna watch it absolutely? When does Obi one premiere? Joel,
you must know, Yes, the last Friday in May. And
I'm really for you. It's a double header episode that
made it's gonna be like two hours of Star Wars,

(01:13:50):
maybe two hours of Please, Dear Star Wars. I'm gonna
just write an open letter to Star Wars before we leave.
It's dear Star Wars, Obi Wan Kenobi, please don't make
these episodes shorter than one hour. Leave it at that.
Leave it at that. We know they're made by Debrah

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Chow who's an artiste, and so we know they'll be
good and Donald will be happy and we have we
have lots to talk about. Also, they started filming Asca
Sorry okay, okay, okay, it's finished. No, they just started
film I'm listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest
with you. I'm so disappointed. What are you disappointed in

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because nobody called me, oh to film Asoka. I'm free.
The ultimate meme of the show, I should be in Asoka,
I could be a pilot. Dear Dave Feloney, what you fuck?
Whether it be taking a poop, whether it be a finger,

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whether it be a tongue, whether you know race about
Sure we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and
a janitor who loved him. I said, here's the stories
natural should know. So gather around you here, Abu, gather

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around you here, Arbus. But free watch your wins at
the time. No mm hmmmm.