617: Their Story

On this week's episode, Ted, Todd, and Jordan take over JD's narrating duties. In the real world, we have another surprise Scrubs family guest! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey gang, DJ Daniel here to let you know once again,
this episode contains spoilers for the shows Obi Wan and
Old Man. The spoilers begin ten minutes and thirty seconds
after I'm done talking, an end three minutes later at
thirteen minutes and thirty seconds after this little speech. Enjoy
the show. There he is. Boom the birthday boy. Boom

(00:24):
boom boom boom. You're looking good man, boom boom boom boom. Yeah,
happy birthday, Thank you. I had a I had probably
one of the best birthdays of my life. Man, tell us,
tell us about the show you got to shoot? To
remind everybody he got to shoot a news sitcom pilot
on his birthday. You look young and fresh. What happened? Shaved?

(00:45):
They shaved and a hair cut at a brother. Um,
it was okay, So it is a moment of honesty.
Go ahead. You know, I've wanted to play a superhero
for a really long time, and this everybody knows that,
or do star Wars or something like that, and this
is a turn in a complete opposite direction of that.

(01:09):
And at first I was really hesitant and didn't know
if this was something that I wanted to do, and
When I found out that this person was doing the show,
I knew that I had to do it because just
as a as a kid growing up, I looked up
to a character that he played in a movie and

(01:31):
then him as an actor for another movie he was in,
and this is John Cryer. Yeah. Like and when I
say this, my whole persona in high school was a
mash up of Ducky and Dwayne Wayne from a different world.

(01:51):
That was like, that was who I was. Ducky again,
I forgot pretty and pink, pretty pink. That was my vibe.
And so they were like, yo, it would be a
show which you and John Cryer. I was like absolutely,
And Michael Malley wrote it, Abigail Spencers in it. It
was it's a freaking amazing And we shot the pilot

(02:15):
on my birthday and it was I mean, it's just
a crazy story. It's a true story. It's about you know,
the owner of the Boston Celtics is who I play.
I'm going to do it from my perspective, but in
like a hole, it's a family breaks up because they
realized they're better apart. But they realized to make their

(02:38):
kids happy, they need to create a common ground. So
there's a house that and it's not giving the show away.
If there's a house that, uh, that the kids live
in and the parents on their week come and move
into the house of a couple doing that, I don't
know if it's sustainable, tenable, but I've heard of people
doing that at least during the during ring a trial

(03:00):
period or something, you know, while they're doing a trial.
Separation vibes right, Well, it seemed to work for this family,
and so they're giving saying it's a true story. Right,
it worked for this family, and uh, it's like the
guide to how you can have amicable split and still

(03:21):
raise your children and still love each other and even
marry someone else, you know what I mean. And that
person come in and be a part of the dynam
She marries the owner of the Boston self. She marries
the owner of the Boston Celtics, and uh, and uh,
now he's a part of the whole thing. Wow, I mean,
you just sold the hell out of it to me.

(03:42):
But of course I'm biased, But you just said I
love Abigail Spencer. Who doesn't love John Cryer? I love
Donald Phazon, right, Michael Malley wrote at Holy Cow, Now
let me tell you this. I had no clue might
could write like this dude. That dude got skills, brote
for real, for real life. Just laugh. We laugh so much.
And the audience, how how did you were you able

(04:04):
to have an audience? Yes, first time in two years? Great?
And how did that? A must have felt so good
at getting a real audience. Laugh. I jumped up into
the stands and you always do. I remember, I remember
I used to go sit when Donald was on a
sitcom called The Exes. I would go. I had guest
starred once. And this dude once they started playing music
loud and hamming it up. This guy who's in the
audience with a mic. It's the only time you get

(04:28):
to really perform in front of somebody. Yeah, it's such
a high when you're so good at it. He's like
dancing and singing. And because when you do plays, you
could do it with the play and that's great. But
it's the same thing over and over again. That's the
other thing. We only had five days to shoot this
bad Boy, and it's a pilot, and that's great for
a sitcom, but we're trying to make the best sitcom

(04:50):
we can make for But the audience is only their once, right,
the audience is only their once. Yeah, but we're you know,
there's the for those of you out there who don't know,
there's the table read first, and you do that with
the network and the studio, and then they give in
notes and then you come in the next day and
then there's another table read, and then you try and
put the show on its feet right, and then either

(05:13):
at the end of that day there's a run through
for the studio and then you go home. Then the
next day you come in and usually there's notes after that.
Every day on this one there were notes and you
would be like, all right, we gotta try or let's
try it this way, Let's try it this way. But
John is such a master you know, or to get
you know what I mean. And Abigail is so flexible

(05:34):
in this whole thing. Man. It was just like John
is such a good person to do with because he
had so many years of doing it on the Charlie
Jean Show. He makes it look effortless. Man. I totally
underestimated his skill level. Man, it was difficult to keep
up like this dude is very very masterful. Like it's

(05:56):
it was so much fun anyway, I had the time
so happy. You look you were like glowing, You look gorgeous.
But it was completely the opposite direction of the way
I wanted to go. And this is what I'm trying
to tell everybody out there's a whole expression people plan
God laughs. You know what I mean. I like that.
You never heard that. No, I never heard that people

(06:18):
plan God laughs. That's fun. Now, regardless, the network has
to put pick it up and we you know, it
would be fun to do a lot of these, It
would be so awesome. Well listen, it's it's a really
great package for a network. I mean, you and Cryer
and Abigail and Michael Malley and I'm I'm in, I'm in,
I'm and I'm ready to get star right on see
and here we go, let's go. The only time I've

(06:40):
ever been on a sitcom I think, I think obviously
the one we the one we did is a spoof
and scrubs, but that wasn't it was really real. And
then your show, which had so much fun doing. Oh,
I did Datable one we both did our badd had
a small part and that I didn't really do much
on Datable. That was fun though. Yeah, but they're so
fun because the audience is so hyped to be there.

(07:01):
And I've said this before. If you're if you're a
fan of TV um comedy, when you come to LA,
it's a really fun I did it as a child.
I would just say to Bob Newhart Show, get get
tickets to see a live taping of a sitcom. Um,
you know, anything obviously if if it's a super I
guess there aren't too many. They're huge these days, like
like like friends level. But you can just get tickets

(07:23):
to anything and just see the experience of how they're
how they're made. I remember thinking as a kid, and
your kids will love it. It's so cool. Um. I
remember thinking as a child it was just so fascinating
as someone who loved TV to watch it actually how
it's done and how how how it gets made. It's yeah,
well yeah, that that part's fun. If you got a
good if you have a good warm up person, yeah,

(07:43):
but they're usually good, right, yeah, they're always good, But
when you have a good one, it really helps your fly. Like,
we had a really good night last night. And it
wasn't the usual guy. No, it wasn't Alan, it wasn't
Al you've had a guy, if you had a guy
that I've seen so many times. So for those you
don't know, there's a lot of downtime, right, So they
have a comedian who just entertains the audience the whole time.
And some of these guys are so and gals are

(08:06):
so fucking funny, and so it's good because the audience
would get bored as hell if there wasn't someone like,
you know, keeping their energy up and they keep it
really cold and they blast music, and you know, it
makes it, it makes it makes the whole thing an
experience because you know, as they're changing camera setups and
doing it again and again, there's a lot of downtime.
But some of these guys were on Donald's show that

(08:26):
the guy was so hilarious. Yeah, well the guy we
had last night was really good too. It's always good
when they give out gifts and stuff like that to
the audience because the audience really gets invested. And I'm
gonna tell you something out there, for those of you
who do sitcoms and stuff like that, the audience truly
appreciates it when you jump into the standing, especially on

(08:47):
your birthday. Did they sing happy birthday too? They did
sing Happy Birthday. They did both versions. They did the
Happy Birthday, they did the white version, and then they
did the black version. It was awesome I heard them.
I've never heard them describe that way. But okay, wasn't
that Stevie Wonders version. Stevie Wonder did it from Martin
Luther King? Oh? I never yet the origin of it.

(09:08):
So and also that song is so expensive and the
birthday used to be but not anymore, right, not anymore.
But at one point, you know, when I don't know
if they passed away, I don't know what happened. The
copyright on things eventually runs out right, and and but
they held on not that's impossible. They held onto that

(09:29):
thing so tight, you know. Will you look up the reason? Um? Sorry,
we don't have Joella again today. She's out with a
cold and we're hoping that she's better soon. But Dana
will do all the looking up duties today. And Donald,
I have a birthday surprise for you that that was
going to be coming up. Lando Calrissian. It's not Lando Calrissian,
but it's a shame we can't talk about it will

(09:50):
be one because okay, no, please alert come down due
to spoiler alert to spoiler alert? Did you want to
do today? What did you watch it? Okay? On Dan,
what happened with happy Birthday? You used to? If you sorry,
it's one parenthetical if you if you ever watch TV
shows very often when a birthday would happen, they wouldn't
sing a happy birthday because the rights to it were

(10:11):
so expensive. Then unless you were had a substantial budget,
people would just skip it and they'd go for he
is a jolly good fellow or something like that like that.
Nowadays it's free, Daniel. What happened? It was in twenty sixteen,
believe late June twenty sixteen, Warner Chapel Media settled for
fourteen million dollars and declared that Happy Birthday to you
is public domain. There you go, it's finally public domain. Okay.

(10:34):
Now Donald's gotten quiet because he's pouting because we got
off Obi one. Do you want to We don't want to.
We don't want to do a spoiler Okay, we're gonna
talk about obi Wan finale for a second. Do a
spoiler alert thing, Daniel will insert right here? How long
to skip ahead? If you don't want any obi Wan
finale spoilers. I will say something at the beginning as well. Okay, Daniel,
did you watch this? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've

(10:59):
not been keeping up with a one at all. Dude,
you don't I have one complaint. What's your complaint now?
Carrie Brothers told me this is because the show is
aimed at children. Oh you don't like that. I just
understand how Darth Vader can stick a lightsaber through a
person's chest and they're alive. The Force, It's that simple.

(11:19):
What the force? What's the point of a lightsaber? Listen? Okay,
so the Force. No, it didn't heal her. It freaking
kept her alive so that she could fulfill whatever it
was that needed to be fulfilled to protect Luke Skywalker.
That's that's all. You gotta look at it as the

(11:41):
force is. Obi Wan describes it in a New Hope.
It it's it surrounds us, It binds the galaxy together.
So you know what is done, the reason why things happen.
It's like if you're the most religious person in the
world and you have faith and all that, I think
God's will, God's right, you know what I mean. That's

(12:03):
what it is. And so all right. It didn't bother
you to me, It bothers me. And Carrie was like, Wow,
they don't want people to It's like a team. Remember
we used to watch eighteen and no one would ever die,
ak forty sevens at each other and no one would
ever get hurt. It's kind of like that for kids.
They don't want anyone to die. But it bothers me
a little bit that, Like, he's really I mean, I
know he has to because the guy obviously lives, but
he's like leaving Darth Vader alive, Like, come on, dude,

(12:26):
finish him off. I know you would say he can.
He loves him, he loves Anakin, and motherfucker deserves and
like a freaking emmy, I'm telling you right now, and
you Muan's incredible you and is you and is such
a good actor that um did you cry? Did you cry?
I knew when you'd be crying. I didn't cry. I'm

(12:48):
not attached to it, but I'm like, I bet you
Donald's cry right now. I'm he's such a good actor.
He's he really is one of the best actors working today.
I think it made me, made me, really made me.
Him and John Lithgow this week there's a new show
called Old Man. I highly recommend. But John Lithgow in
that in that show, and I was like, gosh, okay,

(13:10):
my two actor crushes this week are are John Lithgow
and you McGregor. I gotta I want to write something
with those two in mind. I watched, I watched both shows.
He's an old Man good. That shit is dope, yo,
but it's also dope because of Jeff Bridges. Now come on,
let's keep it on. Of course shit. Yeah, he's like

(13:30):
he's like, he's like an old Jason Bourne. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. This old man is great without ruining anything.
It's pretty much like it's like if Jason Bourne were
a senior citizen and in hiding and then come for
him right say that. It's got another good twist that
I won't of course ruined. It's really good, really good. Anyway,

(13:51):
we gotta get into our show Scrubs. This was a
hilarious episode. I laughed a lot. I did laugh a lot,
and there's way too many jokes to I know, I
got by the way, I got like pages. I mean,
we will never get to everything I wrote down. You know,
it's a good episode. When I feel in a notepad
with ship that made me laugh. There's just so much stuff.
All right, we're gonna count in and then we're gonna

(14:12):
and then and then I have a surprise for your
birthday and also for this episode. Uh it's it's a
very special treat for you. So count a sim a
birthday boy six seven eights about show me about a
bunch of dots and nurses said stories never so yeah

(14:37):
around you here, yeah, around here. Welcome back everybody. By
the way, I'm back in La So I have my
sound effects. I'm so happy to where all my sound
effects are. I'm just trying to get into a day sho.

(14:59):
I'm just you know what, I've decided. I've decided that
I'm gonna be the fucking police Academy guy Michael Winslow
and freaking just make my own sound effects. So therefore,
Woo Tank forever, Woo Tank forever. Way I was doing,
I was peloton ing today and I heard the dirtiest

(15:19):
song you've ever heard. Um Cody did like an explicit No,
Cody didn't explicit Ryan. This ship was hilarious. By the way,
Peloton My only note is they need to get more
funny people like Cody because like, dude, I like, I
got a couple that I like. Okay, I know, I
get a couple I like. But I'm not testing the
other people. But this brother's name. What's the dude that

(15:40):
won the basketball game? The basketball what's his name? And
I forget his name every time I don't know, Dani,
will you look up? He won the NBA one, he's
very motivational, the NBA Celebrity All Star Game. He won
the MVP this year. And he's African American and he's
a pelotic instructor and he wants I can say black guy.

(16:02):
I'm I'm allowed. No, I'm saying to Daniel, I'm giving
him more look up things. All right? Can I play
you the song that um? Go ahead? Alex Twissong, I
guess that's his name. Yes, heleton instructor Alex Twisson named
twenty twenty two and yes, Celebrity All Star, Yes, MVP. Yes,
that brother. Uh will motivate if you want to get motivated.

(16:23):
Listen to him. You will get motivated if you want
to get motivated, and also laugh righte with Cody and dude.
All right, parents, if you happen to be listening with
your kids um for the next thirty seconds, you'll definitely
want to not have them hear the song. I never
heard the song before. Cody didn't relate this shit. It's
called road goat. I never heard of this. And then

(16:45):
it's not about a goat with a beautiful voice. Listen
to this ship. I can't believe this is a real song.
I could take it off. I can hit the wall.

(17:10):
I'm don't. I just had to flex. That is wow,
She's the now my favorite song. By the way, it's

(17:32):
a bob. I was spinning real fast to it is
that's in my new favorite song? Who is that? Was that?
Who is that? Kim Petris? Yeah, Kim Petris, everybody if
you want to She took a Brittany bop, a Britney
the Britney Spears style and created a dirty, dirty, naughty
never I couldn't believe the song. And it's funny they

(17:53):
working out to it and because he continues on while
you were working out, No, I don't think that's ever
happened in my my life. Does that happened? If you ever?
Even if you're listening to a song called throat Goat,
doesn't it doesn't it doesn't turn you on just a
little bit. No, well I no, not even a little bit. No.
But I laughed, not even a little bit. No, I

(18:14):
laughed because it wasn't about a goat on a little
What's the noise they make, by the way, It's called
a bleat? Did you know that? Man? No that I
looked it up because I was curious when I was
after I heard this song and go what do they
technically call a goats noise? It's a bleat bleat. So
it's not about it. It's not about a goats bleat. No, no, no, no, no,

(18:36):
She's the greatest of all time. All right, are you
ready for your birthday surprise? Yes, Daniel, is the birthday
surprise here. The birthday surprise is here. Let him in.
Let's go Happy birthday too, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. All right,

(18:59):
I'll be perfect. Rob, Rob mash you, everybody. You are
amazing in this episode. Dude. I wanted to have Rob
on for two reasons. A. We love having Rob on,
and I know you love Rob and we always talking
about how Rob makes us laugh. But I was gonna
have him on at the end just as a birthday surprise.
And then I watched the episode and Rob, you're the
star of the episode. So we had so amazing. Man,

(19:23):
you are so good on this show. And you know what,
and we we used to make fun of you. I'm
gonna go run line and all of that shit. But
for real, dude, that ship, Dude, you crush this episode.
The fantasy is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Which line that I crushed in this episode? Drumbo high
five from the todd Everything's drumbo on the todd There's

(19:43):
a lot of them. I don't stuff, Rob, you lost weight,
you look skinny. Thank you. No sugar, no flour, no booze. Yeah,
no booze is the key. Sit Man twenty down, twenty
to go, My dude. Okay, Brad Pitchers came out and
said that he's been sober for an for years and
you know that he's my my, my man crush. So

(20:04):
I'm trying to get on that no booze train. It's
very hard. Every day. I want to have a margarita.
Even now, even saying the word margarita makes me want
a margarita. Rob. This is the episode Their Story where
where the supporting characters have the voiceover do you remember
that one? Yes, and um, you have a very elaborate
fantasy where we'll get to it, but where you imagine

(20:27):
what it would be like raising your son and you're
bold and banana ammics and then but then to clarify,
because it's all right, So it starts off. This is
their story, by the way, written by Andy Schwartz, directed
by Richard wells Andy Schwartz, interesting enough, I believe is

(20:49):
the grandson of Sherman Schwartz, right, Donald, Yes, and my
who created Brady Bunch and many other shows. My children
and his children, uh went to school, go to school
together and stuff like that. And we see uh, he
and his wife, who's also on the show all the time.

(21:09):
She plays one of the interns. Did she play slagathor yes? Linda? Okay, yeah, okay,
there you go. Um so okay, go ahead, Donald, um
you were saying. So we start the show off, and
we find out that Todd is now in uh plastic surgery. Yes,
he's found his calling and uh you this line was
delivered very very very funny, and I didn't I didn't

(21:33):
write it down exactly. Okay, perfect, just when you think
you so. The supporting cast three of them have the
voiceovers for the most part, Ted the lawyer, Jordan and
Todd and um JD. I'm mostly not in the episode
and uh so we hear not only their voices but
see their fantasies. And the first thing we hear in

(21:55):
Todd's voiceover, because he's switched to plastic surgery. Just when
you think you can can't see another great pair of boobs,
you see an awesome dong. Yeah. Do you remember this one?
Be nine nine and a half. Yes, I love this
one nine and a half. There's some classic Yeah, I

(22:16):
got some classic ones. That's a good one. You had
a lot to do in this episode, and you were
very funny. Elliott is in love. That's one of the
subject matters. The nurses are thinking about striking because Kelso
is being racist and cheap. Kelso has tricked the system
and has somehow through Era. Every month Sacred Heart gets

(22:42):
fifty thousand hypodermic needles for fifty dollars and it's been
happening this way for a really long time. Yes, and
Lloyd delivers them and he says, happy needle Day, Lloyd,
And then we cut to Ted, who's helping him with
his shirt off, and he goes, I'm a lawyer, yes,
and then Sam, that was the other thing. Sam amazing

(23:05):
And Sam Lloyd is so funny in this episode too.
And Christa Miller is christ amazing in this episode. Um
so we got to say that. Um Lloyd. Uh he
Kelsel questions whether Lloyd has taken some needles off the
truck because there's so many, and he says, I don't
use needles anymore. And Kelso says, you finally got clean,

(23:26):
and he goes, nope, sign here and then and then
he hands him something and this is a straw, Lloyd.
And then in the middle of in the middle of
that conversation, Lloyd notices Elliott across the room, I mean
not across the room, notices Elliott across the parking lot

(23:47):
and runs up to her with a cylinder like package, right,
and she says, you know, I was going to deliver
it to you at home, but since you're here in
the parking a lot, I'll give it to you now, right.
And Eliot's like, no, that's embarrassing, Lloyd. What's in that package?
It's embarrassing for me. Please deliver it to my house, Kelso. Uh.

(24:13):
Lloyd and and uh, and and Ted here this and
open up a lot of questions. Yeah, they got a
lot of question they have. No, they have no scruples
about opening her mail at the hospital and they find
a stripper bowl. And not only do they find a
striper pole, they have the audacity to go to her

(24:33):
home and break into break into her. No, they didn't
break no keyth No. Keith is in a pink apron
and he lets them in. Yeah, and he's making cookies
and uh, just to show like how well their relationship
is going, because it's setting up for Jordan to try
and sabotage it. But but Lloyd and Ted together as
a team, installed the stripper pole. And then Lloyd decides

(24:57):
to try set stripper pole out by taking off his shirt.
And then and then Ted goes, oh yeah, he goes,
you're gonna love this. Eliot doesn't seem that mad about it.
She's she's well, no, she's pissed off. Keith is like, look,

(25:20):
this ship is a pain in the ass to put together.
Made them cookie right, But that's his backstory. I made
some cookies. This shit's up now that's all that matters.
Um So, Todd orders a jumbo latte and then you
say it doesn't you say, everything's jumbo on the top,

(25:43):
and then and then and then your voice over you
say it doesn't matter that he's a dude. People should
know you're willing to own people. Always ask me for
a jumbo high five now on cameo and I for
the birthday. Well, that's one of those things that works.

(26:04):
Drumbo high five from the top for your birthday. Everything's
drumbo on the top. Yeah, let's give you a shout
out to Rob Maschio's cameo. If you want to get
any message from him, go to cameo where you can
get messages sent. I've done it to people. I've sent
the messages, not Rob. Go ask you a question. Are
you getting in shape so that you can get into

(26:25):
the banana hammock again? Yeah, I'm trying to get banana
hammock ready? Is that what's going on? Yeah? Just in case, Well,
you know we're trying to do this reboot. We're gonna
be some sort of reboot. You better be in banana.
There's a reboot. I'm gonna be banana hammock ready. Yeah,
I'm not gonna let anybody down. We know what you're
gonna look like um actually, because in this fantasy we
see you. Well, I gotta look at least that good.

(26:56):
So what's your what's your regiment? You got? You got um?
You got no booze, no sugar, go ahead, no flower,
no flower? OK? Yeah, that's it, just meat, fish, vegetables.
What are you working out? Ye? Same? You know same.
It's all about the diet though. I always tell you
I obvious, say my memory that Rob told me when
he was in peak shape, and this was when he
was ripped and on the show and end U bananahammock

(27:17):
all the time that he ate a pine of ben
and Jerry's a day. And I was like, that'll be
my dream to be able to do that. But I
would get so fat. But I guess you were working
out so much that extra calories high. Yeah, you should
come play Donald. That game has gotten more civilized. No,
it's fun. You should come now. It's older game, it's

(27:37):
more civilized. It's nice. I'm really old now, man, I'm
ten years older than you. Guys. What are you thirty
nine today? Yesterday's whoa. I hope the words bone, organ,
and suction come into play on your birthday. That's a
reference to this episode. Yeah, that's why you're um, that's

(28:01):
when you're well, we'll get there trying to get the
experience of seeing Todd try and think of which high
vibe he's going to offer up. Yeah, I just did
it just now in real life too. Yeah, it was amazing.
Ted burns his hand on a tea because we hear
his voice over he goes, oh, man, I didn't get

(28:22):
a sleeve, and he goes, when you got this, you
can do it. Just act like it doesn't hurt. And
then he grabs the tea and he's like, but you
only see him screaming in his head and his face
is totally calm, and then he drops it. He drops
it and then puts his hand in another pat patron's
ice tea. Yeah, and then walks off and then um,

(28:45):
in Kelsel's office where we see the nurses threatening to strike,
Ted has a fantasy where he has hair. Now, yes, now,
I've never seen this before. I don't think. I don't
know that I remember as much as this episod obviously
wasn't in it, but I but this ship was hilarious. Yes,
very very remember this. Do you remember this fantasy? Rob?

(29:08):
I do, But I loved it so much. I loved
Ted's whole storyline, the way he's acting one way and
his is my favorite storyline. And I remember when he
shot this and it was one of the funny I
was on set watching it. I was so funny. I
loved it. Well. I thought, this fantasy where he kills
his mom, but it's the first time we ever see

(29:29):
his mom. That should be on Scrubs wiki. That's not so.
The whole setup is him fantasizing how great it would
be if he had hair. So he walks in and
at this point, uh, Ted no longer has a old
woman fetish because he has hair. He's now kissing young

(29:50):
hot yes, right, two beautiful women on his side. He's
got the most giant wavy likes John travolt in the seventies. Look, yeah, yeah, exactly.
John Tavault in his seventies is a perfect example of
what is here. I'm welcome back, Carter. Yeah. And he's
making out with these girls and they're walking down the
hair aisle to get to get conditioner. Yes, yeah, they're

(30:14):
in the market because he's got so much beautiful hair
he needs to get a conditioner. And one of the
girls says which one and conditioner? Which conditioner are you
gonna buy? And he has a hard time choosing as
the cameras zooming in although like like it's like a
hitchcock thing. It's like pushing in on all the different conditioners.
As he starts to panic, right, he goes to and

(30:38):
he grabs and he grabs the aisle what is it
called the rack? Yeah, he grabs the rack and he
starts shaking it and it starts to lean the other way,
and just as it's about to fall, he notices that
his mom is on the other side, on the other
in the other aisle. Yeah, on the other side of
the other aisle. He goes mom and think falls on her.

(31:00):
Are you kind of crush? It kills kills her. And
then he screams to the camera like to the sky
like Josh redemption shot, and he's like why did I
have to have hair? Why? And then when they come back,
like Jay, it's so if you're not familiar with Scrubs
and you're just tuning into the podcast, why would he

(31:21):
start now with this episode. I don't know, do you
think there's anyone? I guess they never watched the show.
Just listen to it the way the way it works
with uh Instagram. When I say link in bio, usually
whatever episode that I'm linked to is what it links
to for me. So I don't know if it's like
that for other people. I'm just wondering as people. I mean,

(31:43):
I'm sure there's after that's because so many people happen
to be listening. I'm sure there's some people who've never
seen scrubs who just listen, but that would be that
must be a weird experience for them. That would be weird.
They're like, I just want to hear him talk if
you want to. Rob played a guy with a giant
dong who wore up banana hammocks a lot. Then we

(32:04):
see the todd again. Rob. This is when you um
you're complaining that you didn't get set up with any
innuendo opportunities. Yeah, doctor, you said you did your best
with carpal tunnel syndrome, but I'm not sure he understood
that it was a metaphor for vagina. I was earnestly

(32:27):
explaining that to Turk. Yeah, super earnest felt like you
almost felt like you'd let your friend. You'd let your
friend down, that you didn't have any innuendos in that
in that meeting. No setups, no setups. He's not he's
not listening, he's not present ever, Todd. He's just always
thinking about a sexually innuendo joke or yeah in urendo,

(32:52):
or a way to get the five route right? Which
or which which one which which word will lead to
a high five? Ye? Anyway, I went to I went
to dinner with a friend in New York who kind
of like Todd was back in the day, was like
a constant high five, like while you're talking. Do you
know anyone like this, Like while you're talking and they
make a point and you both laugh and then high

(33:13):
fives you. Yeah. Yes. Now post COVID, he changed the
fist bumps. I must have fist pumped this dude thirty
times over dinner. I'm like, we really need to be done.
We fist bumped enough. Did you tell him that? No?
But in my head, in my JD soundtrack, I was like,
I really feel like we've fist bumped enough. Don't get
me wrong, I don't want to lead him hanging. Let's

(33:34):
take a break. We'll be right back with more. Donald's
Birthday Special with guest star Rob Maschio and we're I

(33:55):
know what you're trying to get into one day shoe.
You know what I'd like to do. I'd like to
go get like some vegetables and some fish or some
meat and get on that Rob Maschio diet because you
look dynamite. Damn, man, you gotta do it working, dude,
you gotta do it. You could do it easily. You

(34:17):
can do it, bro, I know I can. I've been
on that peloton too. Man, I've been back on that thing.
I put on a sweat you know those things that
makes you sweat, those suits that like made out of rubber. Yeah, no,
but you use your minding me. Remember when we talked
about the electric suit that shocks your muscles. Yeah, I
gotta get that. That's not a twenty five k No,
it's not that sh it's expensive. Is it really that

(34:40):
much money? Oh? Sorry, we can do that. Oh what
do you do with it now? Out? Oh he's got
to take a break to get rid of that. You
can't do the whole show. I'm sorry, audience, I'm sorry
you had to hear that right there. I know, Daniel,
don't cut it out though. I want the audience to
experience it. It was like we did that, just lost

(35:01):
three out, but it was just out. I was sitting there.
I want to feel it. I want them to feel
it. It It was sitting there. You haven't have ship, you
should theividual It was like it was like it was
like he had a dip in his lip. Oh my gosh,
how's your how's your weed intake? It's less good? Uh,

(35:26):
it's it's way less actually, and I appreciate I appreciate
it way more now. That was what was great about
doing the show. Also, it was like a reward at
the end of the day instead of instead of, you know,
a reward when I woke up the other day. It
was supposed to a reward when I woke up, yeah,
or when I woke up and when I had maybe

(35:49):
you can stay on that ship? Yeah, man, I like
I like the I like the feeling of being uh present,
you know. The drinking thing I've I've Yeah, you don't
really drink at all anymore. No, not anymore. Men. I
was in New York where it's really hard not to
drink um. But I'm going to take a break. Brad

(36:09):
Pitt inspired me. Yeah, and also Rob saying it's like
I'm trying to get thin and just pounding unnecessary sugar
is pretty stupid. That's also depressant. By the way, the
easiest any depressant in the world is don't pound a depressant. Well, yeah,
it's also look at it also look at it as
poisoned too, because that's literally what alcohol is. It's literally poison. Yeah,

(36:34):
you guys would like this. I got a guy in
my basketball game and he's constantly texting me like nutritional advice.
He's like, Rob, you gotta put MCT oil in your
coffee every morning instead of sugar. Rob, you gotta do
vitam Indeed, three times you got a microdose on mushrooms
and you're so lucid. It's the opposite of like being drunk.
It's kind of good. You guys microdos mushrooms. Well, I'm

(36:57):
reading a very interesting book about mushrooms and the restorative
effects when it deals with depression, mental illness, addiction, and
they're different. You know, you can take legal and illegal
types of mushrooms and it's very interesting. I highly recommend.
My my wife was talking to about this recently about
quite a few people actually are microducing much and you

(37:19):
do it with your doctor. Apparently it's not. It's not.
It's not um something that you just do on your own. Yes,
and there's a Netflix special coming out in two weeks
on this whole topic. Okay by this author's name is
Michael Poland Netflix special. I don't want to watch it.
It's really interesting. I just ran into an old friend

(37:41):
who said, I've been who's been doing this, and she said,
it's it's intense, but it's life changing and she's been
doing it like under the you know you don't don't.
We're not recommending anybody to do this on their own.
I mean, if you choose to do that, that's your thing.
But we're what we're talking about is as as a
supervised thing with a physician or Yeah, we're not saying

(38:03):
this is We're not saying this is for you. We're
just giving you examples. We're not recommending it. We're just
talking about. Yeah, we're talking about it's a fake surgeon.
We're not doctors were not fake doctors played. I'll just
get back to the show. Um. Bill Lawrence has a cameo.
You guys, where you did miss the Bill? Lawrence cameo,

(38:26):
I missed the Bill. I must have been sipping my coffee.
What it's When Jordan is um messing with Keith and
Elliott for the first time in the coffee Bucks, she
says something super mean. I forgot what it is, and
then she goes, well, my parents were mean to me.
She says something shocking, I hope you get cancer or
something like. Everybody gasps, and if you look at that moment,

(38:49):
I think it was like seven or eight minutes in um.
If you look at that moment, the group of people
behind her the gasp, you see Bill with his jaw dropped,
and then and then she goes and then she goes,
my parents were mean to me. To try and justify it,
and you hear Bill go, oh, her parents were mean. Door.

(39:12):
I remember the part I just missed, Bill, and there
aren't many. Uh, well, Bill, there aren't many. Bill Lawrence
cameos in in the show. Outside of him playing the reverend.
H Yeah, so he was at the Coffee Bucks and
then he made all the way to the Bahamas. In
the world of Scrubs, that character is a janitor at
the hospital and married the janitor. But yeah, he Bill

(39:37):
broke his own rules because he's not only a janitor
at the hospital but he's also a reverend in the bombs.
He maybe maybe they're twins. They're twins. That's it. That's
a good ask Bill question. Well, he's too busy for
usk Bill these days. The man is man is in anddeeded. Okay,
I'm going to the other night. He came out and

(39:59):
played basketball the other night with his son Will. It
will Will dominating. You get Will is starting to dominate. Yeah,
he's well, y'all, y'alla, all old motherfuckers to him. It's
like running around with freaking little kids. To Will, he's
literally he's literally like twenty years old. I love Will.
He dyed his hair pink, and it reminded me of

(40:21):
when Bill died his hair white when he was Yeah. Yeah,
made him look it makes him look even more like
his Will better than Bill. Yeah, easily. You didn't hear
it from me and Bill. Bill knows it too. He
knows it. His son, His son is a supreme athlete.
He's young, he's strong. I know. I just think it's

(40:43):
funny because Bill so competitive that his son being better
than him must just must hurt so bad because he's
so fucking competitive. But it's all right, man, it's a
day Monday, you'll see your son Rocco. Rocco is on
his way to doing that. And I look forward to
the day where it's like, holy shit, I can't beat
him no matter what I do. I will be very

(41:04):
very proud and very very happy. Uh yeah, and then
after that I will start cheating in ways that. More
than that, Jordan gives us the opportunity to see the
very rare meeting of the white beards, Beard Fisse and
Colonel Doctor talking for the very first time together. They
were very close face to face too. They're having any

(41:26):
intense they're having a very intense conversation about what it's
like to have a white beard. Yeah, scrubs Wicky didn't
didn't mention that's the first meeting of Colonel Doctor and
doctor Beard Fisse and the coffee bucks. I wonder what
they were talking about. They're beards. So we also learned
that Jordan um, she sliced open Cox his arm while

(41:50):
he was sleeping, and his face later on, later on
his face, later on his face. It's crazy. Yes, she
cuts him, yes, when she's had three martinis. Yes, and
he doesn't know. But she cuts she cuts them thin though,
like thin, So that it doesn't. He's taken a sleeping
fill and he doesn't know. He doesn't realize, he doesn't

(42:11):
realize she doesn't covered him deep enough that he can
that it'll wake him. But so twisted and weird, like
that's the game she's playing. If I could just get
it in. Yeah, deep enough to bleed, but not deep
enough to wake him. Yeah. The book the book or
what is it? Sorry? How to Change Your Mind by

(42:31):
Michael Poland? Is that what you said? Rob? Yeah? And
and and Netflix documentary is coming soon for those we
interested about micro dosing mushrooms in a supervised way that
we aren't endorsing. That we are not endorsing. So the
nurses have decided instead of a strike, they're going to
do a slowdown, which means they're all moving in slow

(42:52):
motion because they care for the patients so much they
don't want any harm to come to the patients. Kelsel
thinks he's got them in a corner because he knows
that they'll do anything for their patients. Um, so they're
going to do a slowdown when it comes to all
the other tasks unrelated to their patients, Yes, like counting
syringes all fifty thousand of them, yes, and the janitor

(43:14):
announces he's the only white guy at his mosque. But
scrubs Wiki points out that the janitor mentions in a
previous episode that he converted to Norse paganism, so either
one or both were lies. But no, he's either that
or he's just trying our religions right now. Right, But

(43:36):
we do you know, we know he's we know he's
a compulsive liar, so he's probably lying on both accounts.
He might still be a Norse pagan. We don't know.
How's the real estate market going, rob Things have changed,
things of things have done a big Things are all
over the place. They were they were crazy and now
they've cooled off. Uh, it depends on the price points.
Things are still crazy for homes and they're a little

(43:59):
cooler for comm those because interest rates went up. So
it's all over the place. Oh really yeah, homes above
a certain amount are still Any single family any single
family home is always desirable and they get multiple offers.
But condos because their first time buyers who need a loan,
how are having a harder time because interest rates went

(44:20):
upside costs more. But a lot of people it's like
all or nothing. You either have all cash, you know,
or in LA, like you can't buy a house in
LA unless you have all cash. Yeah, but then can't
you take a mortgage out once you've done it, once
you've gotten it? Yeah? Yeah, everybody's full of shit with
that all cash shit. Man. Nobody has that all cash shit.
I know, it's crazy. That's that bullshit. Man. Hold on, now,

(44:42):
that's some bullshit, man, And it's bullshit because there are
certain people that really do want the homes, and you've
run in all these motherfuckers through circles and ship with
your bullshit lies talking about I got the cash and
you really don't. And that's some bullshit to all of
the people who are really trying to buy homes right now. Man,
that's it makes me very about house slippers who are
fucking with you. Well, there are people that are trying

(45:03):
to buy these houses and they'll say I have all cash,
and then when it gets down to paying all cash,
you're like, I was bullshitting, I really don't have all
You didn't get the house, and you don't get the
and you don't get the house. But then they get
the opportunity still to pay for the house and bull well,
what they do is they say, here's an all cash offer,
and then they go get a mortgage and then they

(45:23):
tell you on day twenty eight, by the way, we
got a mortgage instead. But by that point the cells
like whatever, just transfer the money over and and they lie.
That's how they do. Oh, I didn't know that that's
how they is this all over the country, rob It.
Major cities are just La New York in particular, that
are on fire like this. They're like pockets of on

(45:43):
fire all over the country. But you know who wants
to live in Pittsburgh? You know what I mean? Sorry,
I don't agree with rob On that people who were
listening for Pittsburgh. I'd rather there are pockets of hotness,
is why. I would just like the record reflect that
I love Pittsburgh. Yeah. New York. There was this viral

(46:04):
video I saw on Instagram of of New York a
Manhattan rental open house, and the line went down the
block for the rental for young young people that were
looking at this like one bedroom Manhattan rental. Yeah that's bullshit,

(46:25):
this one guy. That's what it is. The suburbs aren't
growing big enough, man. And the other thing is we
all folks don't want to move out of the city anymore.
You know what I mean? The city is still it
is still our lifestyle, you know what I mean? Back
because it's such a giant city. It's so spread out,
right rom Yeah, New York or LA. I'm speaking specifically

(46:45):
about La. It's such a spread out giant like you know,
you're you know, I mean, I guess Santa Monica is
technically a different city, isn't it. It's outside of a
different city, different outside of LA County. It's part of
LA County, but it's its own city. Okay, Sorry, I'm
boring a listeners who are not looking for a home
in the Los Angeles area. All right, all right, and
it sucks. Oh yeah, so Rob helped Donald. All right,

(47:08):
Well that that's my technique. So you're all cash and
then get a loan. That's an easier way of guests.
So your your advice as a real estate agent is
to lie. Well, you know they're gonna see it coming
now because we talked about it on the show. Maybe
you're you're, you're, your potential home seller might not listen
to the podcast Donald, So there you go. Chances are

(47:29):
I doubt that man yeah, because since everyone listens back
to the show Scrubs. Sorry for the digression, but some
of you looking for a home may have it found
that interesting, right Rob? Yeah? Um, okay, so this is
now where at Todd's fantasy, Todd is asked to imagine, oh,
because Donald's upset that Todd is doing a breast augmentation
on a sixteen year old girl whose mother wants it.

(47:52):
She gifted the child, and she gifted the child for
her sweet sixteen And Turk says, as a father, I
feel that's completely inappropriate. And and and he says, how
would you eat to the Todd, how would you feel
if you know I have a daughter? He says, how
would you feel if you had a child in this position?
And then we cut to an older, an older Todd

(48:14):
reading the paper in his banana hammock with his with
his reading glasses on, much like it's an older version
of the banana hammock too. Oh yeah, the banana hammocks
like gray. The fire has turned to smoke, and a
teenage boy comes in and a banana hammock. This is

(48:37):
so it was so I don't know if it's inappropriate
or just weird, but probably both and um and the
and the kid says, Dad, I don't want to wear
my banana hammock anymore and rubs his why. And he
reaches down, and the kid off camera pulls out a sock.
He goes, Dad stuff and and Rob reaches down. I

(49:00):
think camera rules. Todd reaches the Todd reaches down and
pulls out a giant gray like you know those sacks
that you wear when it's when it's real, real cold
and you don't want your feet to freeze. He goes
totally totally earnestly son, I stuff too, And then we

(49:22):
cut back to reality. By the way, then they hug,
which is so cringey and weird, and then and then
the scrub sad music plays, and then we cut back
to reality and Rob breaks the fourth wall and looks
directly into the camera and goes, I don't stuff, I don't.
That makes it very clear. But then to buy it back,

(49:44):
because of the bid to explain the breaking of the
fourth wall, they made it look like he was talking
to Snoop Dogg. Resident said maybe you should. Yeah, that
was Bill's thing, not to break the fourth wall, So
we threw in Snoop Dogg with that response yeah. I
think he might be one of the own the non
JD characters to ever break the fourth wall. I don't know.

(50:05):
They covered it with Snood, but yeah, but you still
look down the barrel at the audience. That's true. It's
like Eddie Murphy and uh in Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah no,
he does. Yeah, well, he does it in Beverly Hills Cop.
And he does in trading places where oh, I'm thinking
of treating Bacon let us in Tomato sandwich and he
looks at the camera. It's pretty amazing they got away

(50:28):
with that in that movie because that movie has played
so realistic for the most part. I mean, it's obviously
leans in come on, now, this dude's on the street
acting like he's blind. I know, but I'm saying, obviously
it's heightened for comedy, but it's still played pretty real.
And he looks directly at the audience like come on, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(50:51):
I mean, he's let's let's keep it one hundred. He's
the master man when it came to that. When we
were kids, man, that dude was the king of box office.
Remember when Paramount gave out deals. I came to remember
when I got to Hollywood and Paramount had the dopest
freaking It had like all of the dope, like Tom Cruise,

(51:14):
who I still think is with Paramount, Harrison Ford, Uh,
Eddie Murphy. Do you remember when all of their movies
were just Paramount movies. I don't remember that in particular, no,
but um, when I first came out here, Clueless was
a Paramount movie, right, And when I first got here,
there was a picture on the lot and it was
like the lineup of all of the stars that they had,

(51:37):
uh for the Paramount that had Paramount deals. And I
just remember being like so impressed, you know, obviously because
I love actors and I love you know, but just
like the list of a list movie stars that they had.
It was like Harrison all in one picture, Harrison Ford,
Tom Cruise, Eddie Murphy. There was so many more. Alicia

(51:58):
Silverstone might have been in that picture. We're gonna take
a break and we'll be right back with more. Rob
Maschio for the Donald's phase on Birthdays, Traviganza. You know,
I do all these sound effects myself, right, but I
got my own sound effects now, Rob, Yeah, let's hear

(52:21):
one of your he's trying to be like the Michael
what's his name Winslow? No, Donald, pretend this is you
doing it? Ready, Donald's gonna do a sound effect? Zacha
love Zach's so good, dude, I got a good sound effect.
How about this? Eat these balls, Zach, Eat these bowls,

(52:41):
these bowls, Zach. Get me that one. Eat these balls, Zach.
That's what I'm talking about. Awesome, Tank forever, Woo tank forever. Sorry,
I haven't been hear my sound effects in a long time.
I'm happy to have them. Your sound effects machine, get
that one. Get that one. Ye, get that one. Let's
get a cleaner sounds. Fuck your sound effects machine. Yeah, Dan,

(53:02):
I need that one too, gotcha, Rob? Do you know
this song? It's really popular. All the kids are playing
it um these days. One more time. Let's go, Ye

(53:24):
hit the wall. She just sucked her X no gag reflex.
It's a song, Rob, But that was on my workout
playlist called a lot. I've never heard of that one, Rob. Yeah,

(53:44):
when you hear that song, does it make you a
little bit? Let me hear about Rob's potential erection from
hearing the throat. I think I would work out really
good to that song. That's not part played another song
that was It's all the whole. The whole theme of
the ride was dirty songs, and one was m Kelly
Rowland with Kelly Rowland has a dirt dirty Roland with

(54:08):
um with a rapper with with with We looked that up, Dan.
It was whatever Kelly Window to the wall, gotta be
on that ship down my balls crawl all these skeet
skeet skeet. Kelly Rowland had a song with a rapper,
famous rapper, Tea Paint Nelly. No, No matter what I do,

(54:33):
all I think about is, what's that there's dilemma with
tea paint or why or or or she couldn't remember?
It was pain got the tea, pain got thee what
she made us drinks to drink? We drunk them man

(54:54):
got drunk um. I can't think it had really dirty
lyrics though, and it was funny. I didn't know that
Kelly Rowland did explicit songs. Kelly Rowland, Kelly Rowland, I
keep saying it wrong. Sorry anyway, I didn't find it.
If anyone can find it. She's grown as woman though,
I know, but I'm just telling you it. The lyrics

(55:17):
were naughty, was it motivation with Lowyn, Yes, little Wayne motivation. Yes,
he let me be your motivation, yes, Daniel, can you
can you pull up the lyrics? And uh, there's something
about um another one? Another one was, um, what's that band?
What's that boy band? Like oh Town or something? Yeah?
Liquid dreams? Liquid that was on there too, Yeah, liquid

(55:42):
dreams they're talking about. So yeah, but it's like the
most ridiculous song. I gotta play thirty seconds of it.
Hold on, you're wondering about the lyrics for motivation? Yes,
can you sink? Can you or at least just recite them?
I'm a fold of second So woe lover. Don't you dare?
Slow down, go longer, you can last more rounds, push harder.

(56:03):
You're almost there now, so go lover, make mama proud.
You guys gotta listen to this song. This is liquid
dream by Otown Queen d Kiss hat girl. You know

(56:40):
it's about constructing a well Frankenstein woman from all the
all thea that was about? Or is it about freaking
having wet dreams? No, it is, but their their their
wet dream occurs after It's like it's like the movie,
um we Love of what's it called weird science. Yes,
it's like weird science, and they create they describe this
woman who's got like this from Beyonce and this from

(57:03):
someone's sadness, hot girl, and then they have a liquid
dream to her. Yeah, dude, that boy Trevor could play
ball though, I know that I used to play ball
with him. What are you talking about? From otown? From Otown,
that boy Trevor could play ball? Shout out Trevor for real,
for real, Trevor from you remember Trevor? Rob? I think,

(57:26):
should I do Trevor's voice? Yeah? I remember? Donald was
so fun to play with you, me and Rob playing
in the NBA Entertainment League. Donald. It was Donald fun.
It was very fun, Trevor. Hey, Trevor, you know my
favorite part? What Donald? When I would pass the ball

(57:48):
to you. Yeah, I love it when you passed the
ball to me Donald, and then you would do that move.
What was that little dream? That move you did? Are
you the way? There's supposedly a really good basketball with
Adam Sandler on Netflix. Did you watch it? I have
not watched it, but I heard it's really good. I

(58:09):
heard it's really good, and it's about your favorite thing basketball.
It's not my favorite thing, well, one of your favorite things,
amongst stop motion animation into Star Wars. We all know
your favorite things. These are a few of Donald's favorite
things stout motion animation, and of course there's Star Wars.
Then there is working out with boxing gloves on my hands.

(58:33):
If you fuck with me, I'll punch you in your mouth.
Also there's Marvel and Masterbation. So the Todd has an
internal five. I don't know if you remember that one, Rob, Yeah,
one of my lesser known five. Yeah. Oh could you
do it with your head? Yeah, you do it inside

(58:53):
your head because we learned that the surgeon who's uh
oh yeah, it doesn't want Donald interfering. Yeah, and has
a thing with bees. Yeah. That was a really random thing, random,
random storyline. Funny though we learned we learned your last name.
Oh yeah, yeah, I didn't know it either at first.

(59:17):
Oh that's me. Yeah yeah, And it's probably after a
writer we had named Todd Todd Todd Bill and Bill
knows the answers. I think there was a guy named
something Quinlan who was the DP on Spin City, and
I think that that was our that was our that
was our our pilot DP. Dicky Quinlan remember that's where

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he got the name. So Jordan is ruining this relationship, Yeah, sabotage.
She is trying to fuck it up because she doesn't
know why. Actually she's doing it because she you know,
she blames everything on the fact that she had mean parents.
But it turns out Jordan didn't have mean parents. They

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were actually very supportive of her. Yeah, that's true. Well
do we learn that, Yeah, we learned that when she's
trying to muster up the story to tell Elliot. Elliott, yes,
she just mean, she's naturally mean. Well she's but also
she she's taking advantage of She's taking advantage of Elliott.

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And when she realizes that she messed up of the
relationship for her friends, she feels guilty about it and
she goes to Cox. Now it's a pretty funny scene
where Cox is like, you know, what you're feeling is
guilt and uh and it and it upsets her and
then she realized that she needs to talk to Elliot
about it, and that's what leads to Elliott taking a

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nap while prepares her speech. She cuts her waking up,
She's like, if you want to talk, because if so,
I should probably brush my teeth. She's been out that long.
How about Sarah up on that flagpole? She wasn't mussing around. No,
she was not your face when Donald's face went totally serious. No,

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she was not Sarah. Um looked like she'd practiced. I
you could get strong on impose. Yes, there's there's it's
a workout that people do. Um. How cute was that's
actually for those of you who don't know. When they
cut to Jordan's fantasy that she's like an Oprah Winfrey
talk show, she says, how about I just danced with

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a with a with a little kid that looks exactly
like me, And out comes a little Charlotte Lawrence doing
the running Man with her. That was so cute, very cute.
That was funny. That was a very memorable scene. And
then Lloyd Lloyd sees Sarah rubbing on the flagpole and
he goes, do you want to make like twelve or
thirteen bucks? And then they texted to Keith and he

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does a very nice door hit, very good pratfall. Wow. Yeah,
he nailed that, no pun intended. And by the way,
then j d all of a sudden appears who hasn't
been anywhere, and um, and Todd didn't. J D daydreams
and realizes it. And this was a great moment for

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me watching you, Rob, because your response at the end
of it was you played the disappointment very well, but
you also played the you know, I'm you know, uh,
the all right, this dude is not good is sarcas? Yeah,

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well not just the sarcasm. He's of no use to me. Also,
but I don't want to hurt his feelings. And you know,
it was a great moment, man, it says um, it
says on Scrubs Wickis, Todd uses sarcasm for the first
and probably last time when he says that's helpful to JD.
Is that what That's helpful? Yeah? It was sarcasm. Um?

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Oh wait so And also, I don't think we've ever
seen JD. We've never stayed with another cast member as
j D has gone off into a fantasy, which was right,
He recognizes it, and he says, now I gotta wait
for him to come back with some wacky uh yes, yes,
and I can come back. We'd have to find a

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lot of gnomes. I want to see what that fantasy was.
I mean, I'm curious. Well, it's clearly some something that
has to do with tonnmes Um and then, um, what
did you say? I forgot what the setup was, but
I wrote down if only my Don could talk, Oh, yeah,

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something about being if all I can persuade someone yeage
montage of all three of you trying to figure out
how to do it, and when we cut to you,
you go, only my Don could talk. Yeah, I could convinced. Oh,
I think there's a setup. That's like's I just need someone.
I think I didn't read the set up. It's like
I need someone who's something that's confident and smart and

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think or something. You set yourself up and then you're
like only my dog guitar. Jordan reveals that sometimes she
fakes not having orgasms. Funny, that's that's I never heard
of that as a thing before. She's so mean. She
doesn't even want her part funny, so funny, that's how

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that's how mean she is. She doesn't want her husband
to know that he successfully pleased her, and why not
because and then she cuts them and then she cuts
them in the middle of the night when so twisted. Um,
and I liked them. I thought the ending was really sweet.
It was like, um, it went it went on too

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like the third tier of actors where he got passed
off and and you see Snoop dogg Resident go, I
wish they Yeah, I wish they knew my name was Ronald?
Why what did they call me Ronald? But what I
understand about that is, um, what's his name? Man? No,
the guy the actor? Who? Um? Who? Uh? Sean who

(01:05:23):
plays a cabbage? Why didn't he um? He was reading
the cup right, So in the world of Scrubs, he
just knows that that's his nickname and wrote it down
on the cup, because otherwise dog Resident would have said, yeah,
can I get a lot say for Snoop Dog Resident.
But he doesn't have to. He works coffee Bucks. Everybody

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knows who he is. Yeah, he's Snoop Dog Resident. I'm
fun coffee shop to hang out in. Well yeah, especially
if you love Scrubs. No, I'm just saying, like in
real life, I mean, of all those fun people were
in that coffee shop. It looks like very entertaining place
to get your coffee. Well, yeah, if you like the people,
watch all right, let's finish the show. That was a
great show. Rob. We love having you always. You're so

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you didn't talk much today. Rob, I'm gonna be honest
with you. You kept it to yourself. Do you feel
like your your birthday present wasn't good enough? No? I
feel like my birthday present didn't have enough bread and
sugar and uh low energy. Yeah. And would it be?
Would it be? Would it be? Would it finished things off? Okay?

(01:06:31):
If Rob took out his cock, you need a quick
pick peek of the banana hammock? What do you need, man?
For your birthday, for your birthday, for your birthday, you
don't have to try and sell me on it. Good.
Give him a cameo, Rob, Happy birthday? Came people ever
ask you to do it in the in the onesie? Yeah,
they asked, Well, they asked for the scrubs cap or

(01:06:52):
the hammock. And it's just a little a question on
cameo because I imagine anybody could be on cameo. Could
you be like, I want your full cock, I'll pay twenty.
I don't think that's only fans, right, Rob? You know
I'm not only fans, not yet, Not yet, Rob, you
should go on only fans in show Come. There was
a place wait, let me ask you a question. There
was a place that's a good question. If there was

(01:07:14):
a place that you could go to and they said
we'll pay you. You know, you put up your price
and we'll pay that shit like only only fans, Rob, Rob,
would you go on only fans? Let's say if the
let's say if some woman or some gay man wanted
to see the Dong in real life. Um, what would
the price be on on the fans? We have to
really brainstorm on a price for that. I'm not Yeah, sure,

(01:07:35):
all right, we'll brainstorm on it and we'll we'll let's try.
Let's try to the fans. You get the audience on
hook to come back next time. On the next episode,
we will report to you what Rob has said is
his stated price to show Dong on only fans. We'll
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