710: My Waste of Time

On this week's episode, Dr. Cox becomes interim Chief of Medicine, Turk and Carla consider having another child, and JD and Elliot rekindle their friendship. In the real world, Donald is rapping again, thanks to AI. Plus, we do some dramatic script readings on Guy Love. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I am now recording in the new studio. It's
going to be a little loud. Yeah, this is this
going to be your permanent residence. I don't think so
because it's in the middle of the home. Yeah, no,
it won't be. Tell us about your new home. Congratulations,
muzzletop is my people say, thank you very very very
very much. It's under construction still. Yeah. DWP just came through,

(00:28):
so you have gas. Not a lot of stuff is
to code. I see. I got some fixings to do. Yeah,
but it's exciting. That room you're in is really cool.
It's got one of those library ladders listeners. I love
a library ladder. I'm a sucker for a library ladder.
You could be like Bell and swing. What is she sing? Yes? Yeah,

(00:52):
that's her opening song? What's her opening song? And come on, Donald,
this is your business? Do you want to know it
for real? Do you want me to sing it? I
just want you sing one line there it goes the
baker with his tree always. Yes, so you can sing
Old Red and Rose to sell. You can sing now
on your on your library ladder. No, I don't want

(01:14):
to do that. Oh isn't this amazing? It's my favorite
part because you see you make a lovely Bell Donald audience.
He has gotten up on the ladder audience. He's sliding
on the ladder. I saw this meme that was like,
if she's the only one that reads in this town

(01:34):
and he loans of the books for free, this is
obviously a front. Yes you're saying it's a weed store.
I don't know what's going on that's going down. How
is that got making money? I mean I made the
mistake of walking well it wasn't a mistake, but I

(01:55):
was just really young, but I walked into a record
store to try and buy like Bell Bib DeVos Poison
or something like that, and it was a record store front.
Really they were selling weed in there, so but they
fronted like it was a record store. So they had
all the posters up and shit like that, but no story,
no inventory, no one record. And he shot and I

(02:16):
was like, yeah, you got that new Bell Devote And
he looked at me. He was like, nah, though, that
new Belle's good to see you. I was just in
New York um doing a Pailee Center panel? How did
that go? For Bill's new show? Was very funny, lots

(02:36):
of laughs. Can you see those online, Joel, is that
something people can watch? I don't know. I don't know.
We'll google it, but you can. We did a panel
everyone but mister Ford was there and it was a blast.
We laughed our butts off. Shows really good. I know.
I can say that because I I only directed one episode.
It's not like it's my baby or anything, so I
can tell you objectively it's very, very funny and very

(03:00):
heartfelt and I think you're gonna love it, and everybody
check it out. It's on an Apple TV plus the
first three drop, not the whole thing, the first three
you know, I prefer it when streaming services just let
you watch the whole thing straight up. That's just me.
I like looking forward, like with White Load of season
two as an example. I loved the old school feeling
and be like, oh my god, we have to wait

(03:21):
till next week. I like that it makes you talk
about it all week. I hate great I do that.
I don't like it. I like watching the movie. I
don't like watching this all right, But as a producer
of content, don't you find that I talked about it?
Talk about it more if you string it out. I
don't just binge it you. If you just binge the
whole thing, you might like the next day be like, oh,
I've been such and such it was good. Meanwhile, stringing

(03:42):
it out for weeks, you're like, oh my god, are
you watching White Load of Season two? It's so good.
I don't know if stranger things everybody beinged stranger things,
and that wasn't a you know what I mean or
I don't know. I just feel like I feel like
I like the movie better you know what I mean
than the show. That's just me though, Okay, I hear you.
Um did you watch my nephew got me all excited

(04:05):
to watch this video game show that everyone's very into.
I did not want. Oh my god, yes, listen. I
knew nothing about it, and I was excited because it
got you know, everyone loves it. It's my nephew's favorite
video game. I got all stoked. I'm watching it. I'm
proud of happy for everyone involved, and I'm like, oh, zombies,

(04:28):
come on, but everyone was the most inventive zombies I've
ever seen. They're really cool, like that opening scene in
the first movie. But it's like a talk show back
in the sixties and they're explaining what would happen if
fungus could live inside of humans. Like immediately, I was like,
I am so freaked out horrified. Actually does exist, It

(04:50):
actually does exist. As what we've found out in the news.
If you read if if in facts its yeah, I listen.
You know, maybe like a zombie You like zombie movies? Donald,
you watch a zombie show. I fucking hate zombie movie.
Why do you lost? Zombies? It's the same shit over

(05:13):
and over and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over. Yo. I
can tell you this. Look, check this out. Dawn of
the Dead and what's the name of that show? Resident
Evil video game? And what's the name of that Walking Dead? Yeah?
And World War Z And guess what they all have

(05:36):
in common the same plot zombie. There's nothing every now
and then create some some unique way of how they're
created or something like that. But for the most part,
it's the same shit over and over. And you know

(05:56):
what the plot of a zombie movie is? What zombies?
Oh my gosh, do you guys like the trope of
like Lone Wolf and Little Cub I know you do. Listen.
We're in the minority. This is a hugely popular show,
and I'm happy for everyone involved. I'm just zombies are
not my jam my nephew. But damn it, you must

(06:22):
have played the game like he obviously has a connection
to the game. He loves the music, he loves the characters. Yeah,
and how faithful it is to the game is what's
really what people are really happy about. Especially after Uncharted,
which is also the based on a game made by
the same company. People were like, well that you know,
no hate sucked, but Last of Us is extremely faithful
and Pedro Pascal Bella Ramsey in my humble opinion, sure

(06:49):
he's gonna host SNL with Coldplay. I'll be tuning in.
I went to SNL too, which was so fun. Bill
and I went on a mandate. Bill and I had
the best mandate. Fuck you ah, you want girl, We
don't go on mandates anymore. You don't like to be
up past eight thirty, I don't. You're right, I don't. Um.

(07:10):
Bill and I went to a really nice dinner and
then we went to see comedy at the Comedy Cellar
in Manhattan on McDougall, which is the best comedy place
in Manhattan. And my stepsister was on Jessica Kerson, who's
a hilarious comedian. And then we went to SNL and
Aubrey Plaza and Sam Smith were on the show, and
that was so fun. Did he do? Did he do?

(07:32):
Mommy don't know. I didn't know that with him by
the way, did did Did she come out too? Oh? Shit? Oh? Daddy, daddy.
She was under his dress. He was wearing this big
dress and then he was he was in this giant
dress and then he lifted up the dress and she
came out right well you see that. Yes, yeah, she
crawled right out for him under it and it was adorable.

(07:54):
She crushes the whole verse. Man so good. Speaking of
which we're gonna get to it later in the show.
We have something special for you today. Um. We've I
did some experimenting with chat GPT is that how you
say it? Like everyone else's And we've done We have
some some some AI created scrubs content and some of

(08:15):
it's beautiful. Some of it's beautiful. There's a scene about
j D and Turk riding an eagle. M This is
just just since it's it's a tee it up so
you don't miss the end of the show. There's a
scene about j D and Turk discussing guy Love, which
is very beautiful. Then I asked it to write a
rap about JD and Turk in the style of Magna

(08:36):
Stallion and to write a rap in the style of
Buster Rhymes. The Buster rhymes what is funny? It's like
J and T now. Busters Now often mentioned himself in
his raps. I don't remember that from the but who

(08:57):
doesn't from the Dungeon Dragon? Change your shitty draws because
your pants are sagging. Chicken, the Choco the Choco lit Chicken,
the real cock Diesel. Come on, man, Buster Rhyme, the
rhythm is in sync. My rhymes is on time. Come
on man. Yeah, I used to I was peeing on
music videos at the height of the Buster Rhymes sensation.

(09:19):
They're the best one of the yo. Look one of
the best mcs to ever do it. Buster Rhymes. That's
for real, for real, no bulls certainly. Yeah. Well I'm
saying yeah, like I know, yeah, yeah, like if you
would ever do, if you would have ever to do
like a top seventy five, like you know how they
have the top seventy five NBA players of all time.
Buster Rhyme is definitely in the top seventy five of

(09:44):
all time. They wouldn't do it that way, NBA players
of all time. That's Do you have a favorite bust
of song? Donald? I have so many favorite but like
the stuff that he did with like Baby Sham and
flipmost Squad yea Flipmode. Flipmode is a squad Yeah that
rerecords fire who But the look that was an introduction
of Rod Digger, introduction of so many people one of

(10:06):
them favorites. I don't know move Pardon me, dude, you
have some of the best, the best line I love Buster,
but my favorite Buster Rhymes songs song ever is Scenario.
That's but that's only because of all the other people
that are on it and how when he it was
like the introduction to Buster rhymes right, so like you
knew him if you were a fan of Leaders of

(10:27):
the New School. That's one of the best songs ever made.
I the one he did with Janet who Tank Forever?
All right, Um, I can't contribute to this conversation at all.
I like listening to let's get to the show down
phase oncountering stories about show me an stories never so Yeah,

(11:08):
what a wacky episode this is. I mean, here's the thing,
this is the last episode I believe before the writers
strike began. That's what Scrumb's wiki said. And then just
to remind you what was going on, this is two
thousand and eight, and the Writer's Guild of America was
about to take a was about to go on strike.
But what was interesting is that this is a very

(11:30):
short season, season seven, because the writers strike. Bill was
pretty sure the show is ending. I think he thought
the writers strike would ultimately. I don't think our ratings
were as high as they used to be, and he
thought the writer strike might kill it. And so this
is episode ten of eleven in this season. It's called
My Waste of Time. And then the eleventh one was

(11:53):
one which was an homage to Princess Bride and it's
called My Princess. And I'm really proud of that episode,
and you've heard me say this before. It's really cool.
But I think it was unfairly judged because Bill was
sort of scrambling, and some people thought like it was
meant to be a you know, a season a series finale,

(12:14):
but not actually it was meant to be just a
special episode. But it got kind of treated like, oh,
we're going out like this, and everyone was like, that's
how you're ending the show. Um, so rewatch it if
you're a person who rewatches the show, because I think
it's a pretty awesome episode of We're gonna discuss it
next week. Of course we will. I'm just saying it's
there's just a little tribute about why this season only

(12:35):
has eleven episodes. I thought this was a very wacky episode.
I thought it had a lot of funny moments in it.
Though I laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. It's
got some wacky ash though they were throwing a lot
of slot. The kitchen sink was getting thrown. Yeah, I'm
just gonna put it. I'm just gonna put it like this.
This is Robert Machio's episode. For some of them, Oh

(12:56):
my god, I can't believe they I can't believe they
put that. We'll get to it, but I can't believe
they put that on NBC. I remember this whole ball
thing being very tricky because you know, they never cut
to any of the stuff we talk about in balmart
and they had they shot footage of it, but they
weren't allowed to use any of the pictures of the
fake nuts. Yeah. I remember us doing that scene where

(13:18):
we're looking at the balls and in balmart and we
were clacking up. And I remember us doing the scene
in the in the ice house. Yeah, we'll get there,
we'll get there. But do you do you remember like
there's this thing called truck nuts that, um, yeah, that
guys who who are guys and gals who have truck
hitches on their on their pickup trucks or whatever can

(13:39):
put these fake balls that hang out. Yes, yeah, and
they're called truck nuts, right, is that what they're called.
I just remember, I just remember in the display cases
they were all sorts of testical things and sometimes some
of them, some of them just to fill the cases,
were truck nuts. This is a real thing, actually, for

(13:59):
those of you think it might be false, people who
have real Absolutely is you can get a prosthetic U
testicle if you are self conscious because you've had one
or two removed. Absolutely. I did not know that, Joel.
You can double check that, but I'm not. But you
can't get like a heated one, is my point. No, no, no,
And I don't think you're allowed to get a third

(14:19):
one added if you've got two real ones. I think
I think, well, I don't know, you know, it would
be kind of cool if that was like a secret
weapon that you had attached to your body. Yeah, Like
I'm not laser. No, what about if you had like
just a unique thing to hit on women like, hey,
I've got three balls, I've got to see Yeah, and

(14:41):
she or he is like show me seven ten my
waste of time. It was written by Andy Schwartz, directed
by Chris Cotch. I hang out with It, Dy Schwartz
and Andy Schwartz, as we've told you, is the grandson

(15:03):
of the legendary Sherman Schwartz, who created many TV shows,
including The Brady Brunch and Gilligan's Island. Right, Yes, Gilligan's Island.
Gilligan's Island, which I grew up on. I think I've
told you that my mom would judge time for me
as a child. I'd say how much longer and she'd
say two. Gilligan's Islands. And Chris Cotche, who was one
of our favorite directors of the show's scrubs. So, doctor

(15:26):
Cox has become the intern chief of Medicine because Kelso
has retired. He's the new chief of medic Yes, yes,
and he wants to be called chief by everybody. I
understand that. Yes, he would like anyone to refer to
him as the chief. And they've done. I like his
and Jordan's little storyline where they sit on the couch

(15:46):
and do all of the work. While the brain Trust
has now taken over Kelso's office right at the new clubhouse. Yes,
the brain Trust has has planted themselves there. They're what
do you called squad? They're squatting in Kelso's office. Ted
and Todd and Doug and the janitor have taken it

(16:06):
over and that's where they plan to hold all their
try daily Now, keep in mind they have try daily
brain Trust meetings. How long is each meeting though, I
don't know. But also, like you know, the janitor, it
clearly isn't cleaning anything well now on Tuesdays we also
learn he doesn't clean anything on Tuesdays. The brain Trust does. Yes,

(16:28):
he makes the brain Trust clean. No, no, no. Ted
is the lawyer for the hospital. Todd is the top
surgeon at the hospital. Yes. Doug is the the mortician. Yes, no,
that's someone do you call it? When? What do you
call it? When you're a morgue doctor? It's not mortician, Joe,

(16:51):
will you look that up for us? We fake doctors
don't know that word. There's a term for it. But anyway,
he's so farked up. He brings a brain to the
brain Trust meeting. But that's such a great idea as
a freaking as a as a mascot, as a mascot,
he brings a brain. Yeah, yeah, but I don't think
it's a very responsible of him as a as a

(17:11):
But it's not responsible for them to have tried daily
meetings everything either, that's true. I don't think anybody, no
matter what your job is, should have tried daily meetings. Uh.
I don't think that's right. Yes, Joel coroner. Oh, he's
a corner corner. No corner corner hilated to crime. I've
seen a pathologist, pathologist. That's the pogist, a medical examiner.

(17:34):
A pathologist is what he is, Okay, I don't know
if you're out there, and if you're in a hospital,
you can ye can yell the right answer at your
phone or your device. I'm pretty sure it's a pathologist,
because a coroner, I think is crime related. Oh. I
think there's also a diner. A diner d I e
n e R. A diner is a morgue worker responsible

(17:55):
for handling, moving, and cleaning the corpse. No, but that's
at the morgue when you're getting ready to a funeral.
I think when when it comes into the hospital, it's
a pathologist. Pathologist probably in the hospital though, yes, yes,
but I don't think if I'm not mistaken, you can
be a mortician and not a doctor, right yeah, yeah,
Pathologists performed the autopsies to determine the cause of death.

(18:17):
So that's probably what we're talking about here, all right.
There's so many doctors and nurses screaming devices right now.
I think Doug is a pathologist. Yes, well I'm the
one who decided that, so thank you. Um. There's an
issue with plum It wasn't official until I said it.
Just say you decided it, but I made it official,
so I got it. Thank you for that. Hey, um, Daniel, No,

(18:40):
not Daniel, Well Daniel, you can listen to but um,
I meant totals um. There's an issue with Plumbox now
plumbrs we established way many seasons ago with head lock
there and which is which is a you know, commentary
on how these drugs are pushed into doctors by their
sales reps. And now we learned this many years later

(19:01):
that plum mox could be killing people who take it
if they have diabetes. They ask Kelly call Kelso to
see if he'll help with this new issue, and he
starts cackling. He's like, that ain't my problem anymore. I
don't work there, right, I'm over it. Now. Elliot becomes
obsessed with if she is guilty of excuse me, responsible

(19:26):
for losing a patient because of this new plumox problem,
and she's going to go seek him out, and that
is sort of the main storyline for GD and Elliott,
that he's going to go with her and help find
a patient that she's concerned she may have caused harm too.
She wants to make sure he's alive. Meanwhile, Yeah, and

(19:48):
we think it's for certain reasons, and it turns out
to be for another Yes and Turk storyline really focuses
around Carla wants another baby. Yes, and I don't understand
what Turks. I know. Turke is like, yo, dude, I
don't know if we can afford or even if we
can't afford, you know the way that you jumped into

(20:11):
it isn't necessarily you know, you're just springing it on
me and I have to agree with it. Like, but Turk,
get over it, dude, that's sex. That's so much sex, man,
And that you know, Turk is based off of Donald
phase on it And I don't mean to speak to
myself and person. I don't mean to speak to myself
and a third person. But if it were me, right,

(20:32):
I would shut the fuck up and start fucking right well.
At the end of the episode, Turk pulls a full
Donald phase on and acquiesces when he learns that he
can have sex and every time, anytime he wants for
a month, he can tap her shoulder. Yes, and she
got to give it up. Yeah, so that was very
Donald phaise on eskue of Turk. That sounds like the

(20:53):
best deal ever. And after all, right, but now like
you don't want another kid, now do you? But I
got the ship. I got the ship. Oh well so
so no. But I'm saying in the spirit for those
people who are who can relate, you finally get the
baby handled. It's he or she is sleeping through the night.

(21:15):
They got rid of their nanny, who they realized was
stealing Turk's rice puddings. They've got it dialed, and I'm
sure so many parents can relate. You finally got it
dialed before she's like, I want another baby, I want
to talk to I'm gonna bring Casey up in here
because this is very similar to what happened with us.
So Daniel, play that motherfucking music. Casey come down to

(21:40):
you as don't tell me what to do, and that's what. Okay.
So we're talking about how No, we're not talking about
Tom Cruise. Sure talking about Tom. I'm gonna say something
right now, go ahead. I love how the only thing

(22:02):
she wanted to talk about was Tom Cruise. I'm gonna digress,
but I'm gonna say something right now. The fact that
he didn't get nominated for Best Actor is a freaking
is blast for me, for everyone out there who is like,
but it's look, let's put it this way. He saved cinema.
He brought everybody back to the movie theater. My ass

(22:23):
wasn't going to a movie theater, but I went for
Top Gun right right. Not only did it not only
is it a great movie, he carries it. He carries
the biggest movie of the year, the biggest movie of
the year. He carries it, and he saved cinema and
brought everybody back to the movie theaters. If that's not
enough to at least get a nomination, you can't add

(22:45):
one more nut or at least a lifetime achievement, Like
y'all got to give him something, man, because this is
some bullshit now, man. And I never thought I'd ever
jump up and stand on a tom Cruise soapbox in
my life. Me neither, this is passionate. What you gotta
keep it? One hundred man. That dude saved movie theaters,

(23:05):
you know what I mean, the few that are still left.
Everybody went and sat in to see that movie. More
than thor more than Black Panther, more than all of
these Marvel movies and everything, more than more than what's
been rocking the box office for the last ten fifteen years.
He stepped in and did something. He did a military movie,

(23:28):
and people went and saw that ship during the pandemic.
Come on, bro, you're killing me. Hold on, Okay, so
big we're talking about and we're bad. So we're talking
about is we're talking about? Remember we're talking when we
when we had just had rock on He was so
cute and he was in the bed and everything like that,
and he was lying down when you were like, I

(23:48):
want to have another one, and then we and then
what changed our minds in the middle of Wow, he's
talking about just so you get what's happening in the
episode is they've just finally got the baby dialed and
the baby sleeping and through the night, and they're popping
champagne because they're like, yeah, a whole new chapter. And
then Turkey is so happy that they finally got it dialed.

(24:11):
And then Carla says to him, I want another baby,
and Donald said, I gotta bring Casey down here. Yeah,
because you honestly, you think, oh my god, this is
so awesome. This is so easy. We made it through.
We're there, and then so we start bucking and trying
to get pregnant, and fund you're gonna find out that's
because because I'm like, let's do it. Why wouldn't we

(24:33):
have five? This is so awesome. It's not near as
hard as we thought it would be. He's sleeping twelve hours,
he's this, he's that. So then we we were doing
it for like a month, not really focused on it,
but just casually like not being safe. Right, No, we
were focus. He was focused. I wasn't like taking I

(24:56):
wasn't I wasn't trying to put baby in her yet.
I was still trying to have four play for a
couple of months. Yeah, right, you were trying to, but
you were trying to draw it out because I didn't
want Yeah, you were worried, like what if I get
her pregnant too quick, then I'm not going to get
my mom fun right right? Yeah, So I'm to be honest,

(25:17):
this fucker started walking in ten months, and we were
laying this. She means rock. She means our son when
she says this fucker, and for anybody nobody obviously listening
knows my son. But Rocco was born with the most
insane amount of energy of any child I've ever seen

(25:38):
till this day. And when he started walking, I was like,
oh fuck that. I don't want another kid right now.
And then I was like, oh fuck, I'm pregnant. It
took so long to get pregnant the first time that
you don't think that was the best week. So I'm
going to be pregnant. That was the best part. She said,
I want to get pregnant and then we started having

(25:58):
sex and it all right. So part of it's sad
because it wasn't working at first, But the other part
was is that she was resilient and was like, well
it didn't work that time, let's get back up in there.
And if he if he could get me pregnant now
he would. Yeah, if we could have such right now, yes,

(26:20):
I would, Yes, pretend to impregnate me every day? You would? Yeah? Yeah,
he does? You so cute? Okay, that's enough, all right,
take the headphone by listen a couple goals. Guys rights,
so cute, They're so cute. There's some one love. We're

(26:43):
making it through. Yo, this is really difficult. Moving into
a new place with your spouse is really hard. Yeah,
they say moving is one of the most stressful things
for people that in public's honey, she wants to talk
some more. Hold on, I've now sparked another great a monster.
Oh no, I have to tell you this because I'm
gonna put this fucker on blast. So I got new

(27:08):
floors for this house. This is all I've wanted for
ten years. Shout out. This is my Christmas, Birthday, Anniversary Valentine.
Every day for the next ten years. Okay, anyway, I
get these floors. This fucker also I packed, and I
packed the entire family. Donald packed his animation. I go

(27:31):
me and I'm the seventh mover. Me and six guys
move our entire house while Donald's working in his defense.
But I'm also doing manual labor with these guys, right.
You know. They even made me go get coffee at
one point because they You're in our way, so I'm
stressed out. I'm you know, it's a problem. Anyway, Anyway,

(27:57):
we this this man. We get in, We get into
the house and he's trying to test the key. This
is after he's been at work for two days getting
you know, glamorized and all this shit. Right, he wants
to test the keys. I walk off to go in
the backyard to deal with the kids, and here comes
my kid. Rocco's like Dad needs you. He needs you.

(28:20):
When I come back and I'm like, what's wrong? And
I opened the door, He's like, I said, I was
checking the keys. Why the why would you walk away?
I'm locked down the house And I was like, oh
my god, we're all here, like it's not that big
of a deal. And he had just and I'll be honest.
He hadn't smoked all day. He laid into me and

(28:43):
I'm like, you haven't done shit? What the fuck? And
I'm going off on him like are you kidding me?
Because you couldn't hold you couldn't get in the house,
walk to the driveway, like the garage is open, and
he's me so then he's like, I'm bad at so
I'm gonna go upstairs. In his mind, he's like, I'm
gonna start moving it. He goes upstairs and starts throwing
boxes and moving shit and scratches no, oh, no, my floor.

(29:10):
I swear it was like I was like a meth
head that just dropped fix. I fell on the ground crying,
oh my floor. Why would you do this? You haven't
you haven't lifted a thing in fucking two weeks, and
you're gonna do this and scratch my floor. He's like,

(29:31):
this is the other thing because he just came off
a job. I will in his defense, he's never been
like this, so I don't want people to think he's
that guy. He's never been like this. He's like, I
paid for this ship. I'll scratch I'll scratch this shit
about what this shit? And I was like, hold off,

(29:53):
are you my kids and my kids are standing there.
I was like, you don't do shit. This is this
is the first time ever. I can't have never seen
us to have an argument. Is kids have never seen
you fight the whole time you've been together, because we
only the only thing we fight about really a sex.
Well that's a whole other episode anyway. So then you

(30:13):
guys fucked on the floor. No, So my kids start crying.
They're like, what's happening? Don't yell and watch this new
house is cursed yea, and Wilder's hitting Donalds go don't
talk to my mom like that. He's like, this is
my household. So I was like, I quit, I'm out,

(30:34):
and I went and packed a bag, fucking threw it
in the car. This is this is removing does Oh
my god, dramatic. My kids are balling. They're like, where
are you? Where are you going with your back? Well,
I got in my car and I was like, I'm
going to a hotel and I get all the massages
I can't get. And I drove around. I drove around

(30:57):
and then my kids start facetiming me. They're like, don't
leave us. So then I drove around and I almost
went to a bar because I was like, I need
a drink, and then I almost like whatever. I just
was so pissed. I was like, I need to get away.
Told the kids. I was like, this is a grown
up thing. We love you. I just need some space
because I don't want to use my body. I want

(31:19):
to use my words, and I need to come up
with my words because all I want to do is
use my body right now. So I drove around and
then I finally came home and had to stay upstairs
because I refused to come downstairs because we weren't talking.
So he you know, I've been crazy craving pizza for
two weeks. This fucker ordered all this pizza and I

(31:40):
was like, come on, kids, let's eat. Sit up in
my room. How did you finally How did you finally
make up? What happened? Oh? I apologize. The next morning
I came downstairs, he was like, sorry, I scratched your flour.
I was like, sorry, I didn't help you get in
the house. My kids. My kids are like, we fought,

(32:01):
we had Okay, Wow, what a story. So many I
have so many questions happens? This is what happens though, Man,
when you move into a new house. It's funny because
before she came back, I was going like a couple
of goals. You guys are so I know, And then

(32:21):
she told a story about packing up and leaving and
the kids are crying. The drive for it. Yeah, I know,
I know, man, But that's what this does. Man. It
takes you to another level, and you've wind up saying
things that you didn't think you'd say, you know, and
parenting and familying, and it's hard. Man. I don't give
a fuck what anybody says. It's hard enough to take
care of yourself. Imagine having to take care of other

(32:43):
people and feeling the pressure and the responsibility of having
to do that shit. You know, I'm so I am
one of the luckiest people on the planet that my
wife doesn't take shit personally, you know what I mean,
like or personal? You know, when it comes from me,
and she understands that I'm vent and that I'm and
and and and that maybe I'm tired or whatever it is.

(33:04):
Well on the good news is that you can apologize
and makeup and that's the important part, and take responsibility
and not just uh and and I was smart of you.
It sounds like you both kind of hit a breaking
point and had to have it out. And then it
sounds like you had some nice makeup sex and you
apologize and it was all good. On that note, everybody,

(33:25):
let's take a quick break and we will come back
and actually talk about the TV show Scrubs. Everybody likes
a little lass play, dude. And we're back. Everybody likes
a little lass play, dude. They do? Now Donald talking
about Scrubs? Okay, speaking of all right, So we go

(33:49):
into so we're in Ballmark and um, we're talking about
all the different prosthetic testicles. Turk can get one, says
I was stupid and has an arrow pointing to the
real testicle. And then we go into the very rare
a fantasy within a fantasy, and Turk has selected a
testicle that also has a handwarmer in it, and we

(34:12):
have we're on an ice fishing trip with doctor Cox
and Todd and somehow we fell through the all four
of us fell through the ices. And what it's like
because there was I think I think I think the
implication was that all four of us fell through the ice.
But your ball testicle warmer has magically dried you. Yes,

(34:33):
and we're shivering in the cold, and Cox notices and says,
is it cocks are the todd but they noticed that.
It notices, well, why aren't you cold? Why aren't you shimmering? Yeah?
And Turk says, all right, fine, come on guys. Yeah,
and then there's a smash cut yes to probably one

(34:55):
of the best shots I've ever seen history. I think
we should posted to advertise this episode. I think I might.
It's the most homely erotic thing that's probably ever been
on NBC. Yeah, well, there's three naked men gathered was
on NBC? So I don't know. Did Will and Grace
ever have three shirtless men gathered around another man's naked balls? No,

(35:22):
not that I can remember. No. No. I sent the
picture audience to the group and said, can you believe
this was on NBC? It's very funny. But anyway, we're
all gathered and Donald excuse me, Turk says, careful, y'all
that bad boy runs hot. Yes, And then I say
you're telling me and I turn and I've got a

(35:43):
ball burnmark on my cheek. This is how familiar JD feels.
I rested that nut on my face. Yes, because it's
your best friend and you're allout and I was cooled.
I was that And then we also then we cut
to the end of the Cold Open, where Todd comes

(36:05):
into the hospital's waiting room and says, best trip ever
ice fishing five And he's got ball burns all over
his face, body and hand from from clutching and cuddling
Turk's ball warm. What the hell happened in that ice
fishing tent? I feel like it was a broke Back

(36:26):
Mountain trip. Yeah, I think I implied shit went down
because listen, um, we've seen Brokeback Mountain. We know what
can happen in a tent. And um, I think you
took your balls out and we were cold, and everybody everybody,
and you know what, everybody likes a little ass, no
doubt everybody got a little warm. All right. That's the

(36:48):
end of the cold Open, um, which is just the
coal open. It's pretty epic. Okay, So Ted, do we
learned just learned how to open up his briefcase? Right,
and it's taken years for him to do it. Also, yes,
and he says, he says to doctor Cox, I'm now
you're a number two. So anything you need, I got

(37:10):
you and Cox says, okay, that's great. Can you do
me a favor and file this and go get me
a coffee? Right? And Ted in that moment, tries to
open his briefcase again and he's forgotten how now and
he's forgotten how. He's like, I just had it. So
there you go. In all the seasons of Scrubs you've
watched up to now, that briefcase he just holds to

(37:31):
look like a lawyer. He does not know how to
open it. He's never put anything inside or taking anything out. Now.
The janitor decides to give him a pep talk and says,
you know, and he reminds him about his first day
of work, and we flash back to young Ted meeting
Cox for the first time. He has hair. He's in
a very dapper seventies outfit, and Kelso says, would you

(37:55):
mind doing me one tiny little favor? And he goes sure,
and we cut to him and the favor is that
he's cleans Kelso's car with a toothbrush to get the
dead cat guts off it that he hit, and that's
how their relationship began. Yes, and Kelso reveals that he

(38:18):
says the cat was. It was a fast, fast little guy.
He had to he had to cross over two lanes
of the highway to get him. To reveal how evil
Kelso is. He shot a cat and was like, so
it wasn't the cat jumped out in from we went
for him. He would cross two lanes at the cat. Yeah, yeah,

(38:39):
that's Kelso. Wow um so. So. Anyway, the point is
that the janitor is giving Ted a pep talk. Don't
don't you have a view, the chance to start anew
be a confident man. Put your shoulders back. You know
you're not going to be a a you know, a
gopher anymore. And so Ted goes back to doctor Cox
and says, you know, my job is not to get

(39:01):
you coffee. I am not going to do that. I
am not your gopher. Yes, and Cox says, okay, fine,
don't have to do that. That's fair enough. What's up,
That's what's up. And Ted celebrates like he's just one
the lottery. Yeah, he's never He's like, he's never been
so happy in his whole life. He can't believe it.
He's having like an orgasm. He's never won before, he's

(39:23):
never had a win this big before. Yes, the ability
to stop getting his boss coffee for years and years
and years has ended. And he has so much confidence
that the janitor says, why don't you ask a girl out?
And we see, we see the beautiful, the beautiful Shelena,
who was Sarah's standing plays a nurse and he comes

(39:45):
up to her and he says, okay, go on, go
ask her out. And he goes, Cindy, I want to
make you pregnant, and he's like okay, and she runs off,
of course, and he's like, okay, well, let's walk before
we run. In so many words, but he's created a
monster because Ted has found himself. Not only has Ted
found himself, but Ted realizes, listen, I have a voice

(40:06):
and it needs to be heard right, And he really
really wants to play cards on Tuesday nights. He informs
the brain Trust that that's what he wants to do. Yes,
And the janitor is like, no, you're you're not a decider.
You don't decide what happens with the brain Trust activities.
I'm the decider in this situation, right. The janitor says

(40:28):
that it's not a democracy, it's a it's a dictatorship
disguised as a democracy and that he the janitor, is
in charge. But it's too late because he's created a monster.
And Ted is so mad that he splits up shot
into the brain Bunch. He splits off, He splits the

(40:48):
brain Trust and half informs his own group called the
brain Bunch. Right, And first, that was hilarious. Why is
Todd when he's flexing making that noise? He's making like
a what is that noise? When when people do that
to breast a motor boating noise? He's really excited to

(41:14):
be a part of the brain Trust, and Doug is
really excited to be a part of the brain Bunch.
That ship was hilarious. Oh wow, the being bunch. And
then Todd goes over to the janitor brain Trust, I'm
staying And then he makes the muscle and the janitor
goes yeah. He goes he do you think we could switch?
Because I'd rather have Doug dug instead, And then they

(41:37):
switch and Todd still excited about being in the brain
but it's just as excited, so he makes the motor
boat sound again again, bringing bunch. It just makes no sense.
I understand why he was motor boating while flexing. It's
the Todd. He's hilarious though, Yeah, I mean this was
his episode. He had so many great moments. And so

(41:59):
then like when because we could go back though when
he's like, he's like when he calls them, he called
the brain Trust meeting into order, and Todd goes, I'd
like to make a man make emotion. He goes, if
you mean by standing up and humping the air, that's

(42:22):
making my making some sexual gesture? Then no, then no,
and he go I'd like to strike that. Then he
goes with drawn, withdrawn, that's funny, all right. So j
D and Elliott are on this very this kind of
went nowhere. I mean I thought when the lights changed

(42:44):
that job, we're gonna kiss man when it got all
before you get to that, yes, of course, John Inwood
has such a tell with his cinematography that when it
gets when it gets all warm lighting and uh and
and the lens is like has filters soft filters in
front of it, it's like, oh, it's gonna be a
romantic scene because they're like, wow, they're clearly beginning we'll

(43:08):
get there, but they're clearly starting it back up again.
But anyway, this whole JD and Elliott at the at
the fast food chain thing. I didn't think it was
I thought it was sort of random. But the point
is that he wishes Turk was there because he and
Turk would have some some adventure and goof around somehow.
And she's like, that's so rude. Why are you wishing
somebody else was here? I can goof around. They put

(43:28):
up a sign that requires people to yell at the
at the drive in, which causes the man to be
pulled into a car and driven off. The cops come.
I didn't think it was all that funny, and you
didn't go to jail for any of it either, Like
it takes makes sense. I think they just needed to
They just needed a reason for although that is the

(43:50):
funniest jackass And this could be because of jackass being
out at the time. When they kidnapped Brad Pitt in
front of Pink's Hot Dog and the people are like, yet, no,
they called the cops. The people called the cops and
they're like, no, listen, no, yes, I'm at Pinks. Brad
Pitt has just been kidnapped. I was that was a

(44:11):
that was the jackass thing they did. That was a
jackass thing. So I think maybe in some way they
were trying to I don't. I don't know if you
if you analyze what was the story beat point, it
was that Jade that Jad and Elliott are kind of
starting to hang out again and flirting a little bit,
but she's jealous that he'd rather hang out with Turk.

(44:35):
I guess is what the beat is? Yeah, I mean,
or that she wants to hang out with him and
do she wants to she wants to take that relationship
to a different level. Now, it's really what the beat is.
The beat is, I can do all of those things
that you do with Turk. If you want to hang
out with somebody, you should hang out with me. It's
not that she's it's not that she's jealous. She's pretty

(44:56):
much putting herself out there and a D I don't know, man,
when the light when the when the ship changed, I thought, oh,
JD knows that she's putting herself out there. But then
he didn't do nothing about it. That thing. Yeah, but
then then we'll get to the ending. But it's clear
that Dundun they're gonna start hooking up again, all right.
So they did this legal custodians spoof of a sitcom

(45:19):
which with what what's this? What is it? I'm a lawyer,
I'm a janitor together, we adopted a kid. We're legal custodians.
Get it, get it, we're legal custodians. Now. The funniest
thing funnier than the sitcom, uh spoof is that that
that we call it back with that kyrun on the

(45:41):
graphic on the bottom of the screen. Now, nbcus, I
don't know if the NBC still does this. I don't
really watch NBC anymore, but well you will be this
fall or this fall when the show that I'm doing
with Michae O'Malley, The Lovely Lovely Abigail Spencer and John Cryer,
the Handsome John Cryer comes out. What's it called? We

(46:02):
don't have a name yet. Okay, well, I'll definitely be
watching it. But NBC at the time he was doing
this thing where they would put giant graphic ads like
a football game kind of shit at the bottom of
your show that you worked so hard on promoting, like
the next show that was coming up, and you'd be like,
you know, we work so hard on this, can you
not put your ads like over the fucking show? Didn't?

(46:25):
Sometimes the ads have sound too, and would take away
from I don't know they don't have sound, but they
were so distracting, and I remember it just being like,
I'm didn't start off, It didn't start off with the
boom boom boom, and then it would and then it
would be I don't I don't know if during the
shows there was sound, but I remember they were big.
So anyway, this was Bill making fun of that by
by having calling back the joke and having the graphic

(46:46):
come that big across the screen, which I thought was funny.
And then, by the way, when you cut back to
baby Sam, who's so adorable, sitting on the cafeteria table,
you can see that he's looking at the boom mic
because this happens a lot with with children. You know,
when you have a you'll see it a lot of movies,
now that I pointed out, but you have a baby,

(47:07):
particularly or a small child, they're often looking up because
what's dangling right above their head is the boom mic
and a kid has no idea why that's there. It
just looks like something to play with their touch. The
crazy thing is that kids have mobiles when the mobiles
when they're growing up, right, So and that's made for
them to reach at and and you know, be curious

(47:27):
about and stuff like that. So you throw a boom
mic at a kid, look, just because they're on TV
and our professional actors and shit, don't mean that they're
not children, that they're not babies. It's basically the boom
mic and they're like a mobile. I know. So now
you audience members will will notice that. You know how
many times you see babies and little kids looking straight
up because they're looking at the boom mic that's dangling
over their head. In fact, in my new movie A

(47:49):
Good Person coming out March twenty fourth, can't wait, Please
go see it. You can watch the trailer on YouTube.
We had this adorable toddler and he was very talkative
in the scene with Florence, and I was just I
was just kind of getting him to chat with Florence
and he would just and I was just shooting the
whole things. It was so natural and real, and he

(48:11):
was just kind of staying and he didn't know he
was in character. He was just talking to Florence and
I was I was planning on using a lot of
it because it was just perfect. And then all of
a sudden, he looks up at the boom mic and
he and he and he goes, what are you guys
doing up there? What are you guys up to up there?
And it was so sweet and cute. Um, but no,

(48:31):
I didn't use that, obviously, but I used other things
with him just naturally talking to her, not not barely knowing.
I don't't even know if he knew he was in
a movie. He was just chatting with Florence. It was awesome.
That's wonderful. Okay, when this announcement gag. So the this
is so broad. But Cox as the as the new
chief has doesn't want his office is now the doctor's lounge.

(48:52):
So he's moved the guy who does hospital announcements into
that room. It's almost like a like an airplane liquor
Brothers joke. Um. And then when he's doing his announcements
where he's like, um, Jordan, you look nice today, and
they cut to that Carla with a patient. That patient
that Carla is with is a buddy. Who was that

(49:14):
was buddy? I was wondering, Yeah, he's an older guy
who was our generator operator for the show, and so
he had I just wanted to point out he had
a cameo there also in the background. I didn't know
if you saw this, but the guy that won the
auction to be a background performer on uh in scrubs,

(49:35):
isn't the scene with the janitor's uh uh bigging up? Ted?
I don't know if you've noticed. In the background he's
there as a doctor when he's digging up, Ted, what
do you mean bigging up? Bigging? Like? Oh, what does
that mean? Bigging up? When you gas? When you gas somebody,
when you get somebody ready for a that's called bigging
them up. When you when you're when you're so like

(49:57):
when you're like, yo, got this this audition, I don't
know what I'm gonna do, and I'm like, go for yours. Oh,
then you're bigging me up. I'm trying to get you ready. Oh.
I always pick you up on on on, on FaceTime
and on the phone. No doubt you got this. You
got this. That's how we do it, showing support. When

(50:17):
I send you a gift that is inspiring, you'll be
sending me inspiring gifts. You'd be sitting inside you make
me laugh, man, Yeah, I do. You only respond to
some of them, though, you guys have that friend out
there that you send funny gifts too, and they only
respond to some of them the worst. So I saw
a mic chord in my orange sweater. Did you see
the mic? Court? I did see the mic chord when

(50:39):
I walk into camera too. That's even crazier. So you
know we all have these hidden mics. In fact, Joe Foglia,
our genius sound mixer for all seasons of Scrubs. You
fucked up on this one. No, Joe, you did fuck up. Well,
you know why he sucked up. Time up to. Joe
figured out early on that the stethoscopes we wear around
our neck would off and hit where the hidden mic

(51:01):
is underneath our scrubs. So he built the microphones into
the stethoscopes. Oh yeah, very cool. It's very smart and
very clever and and that way they didn't hit each other.
And then obviously if you had a scene where your
stethoscope needed to come off for some reason, h he
would switch to a normal mic. But you know every
movie you see, especially nowadays, people have wireless mics hidden

(51:24):
on their clothing and the mic needs to go, the
wire needs to go in a clever way. Usually they
kind of take it around your your pectoralis major or
your breast, so it's hidden, but definitely there's a zoom
into Donald's arm shirt and you can definitely see a
mic wire. For those of you who love fuck ups,

(51:44):
this is the one. Um how about? But I will
say this, we had, We probably had the most awesome.
Joe's going on to work with Bill on so many
other things. Joe, Joe is just on the new one.
All of them have gone on to work with Bill
on so many other things. Both Joe and Kevin, who
was our boom mompum, were on The Bill's New Show
with Vince Vaughn Um that I was um that in

(52:07):
which I acted, Yes, I am down in um in Florida. Um,
it's pretty There's this meta moment where JD when Cox
is like, what are you doing? And JD says, I'm
just doing this thing where I use a slice of
wisdom from someone else's life to solve a problem in
my own life, and he goes, I do it almost
every week. Yeah, that was cute. I thought that was

(52:30):
It's also a great message, you know what I mean?
You get you get inspiration from so many places. Yeah,
why not look at some of the things that you
see out there and apply it to yourself exactly. We
all really do do that, maybe not in voiceover for
millions and millions of people, but and maybe not and
maybe not weakly. Yeah, um hey um. And so it

(52:51):
ends with this scene with the with the warm lighting
and the soft filters, that is clearly a tell that
there's a little bit of romance brewing. Again. Oh, because
it ends, he goes, I want to hang out with you,
and then it cuts to them, we're all in the
we're all in the coffee shop. Donald excuse me, Turk
taps Carla for some sex. We know that's going to happen.

(53:15):
And and it ends with this you know camera, you know,
going up and craning up and moving back as Jad
and Elliott adorably play with the child. And it doesn't
take much to figure out that something's brewing. You know.
This whole episode is about compromise, and it's also about
fear of what what your pass can do to you too,

(53:39):
like Elliot is so happy that the person that she
gave plomox too didn't die because of her, you know, um,
and and not to this extent, but this is where
we all go through in life, like you know, you
pray that your fuck ups from the past don't come
to bite you in the ass in the future, right,
Pray that those days and that you learn and that

(54:00):
you learned from them. And that's you look right saying
that I bought this ship, this is my ship to
my wife and stuff like that. I promise you that's
going to come back and bite me in the ass. Well,
good for you for for listen. I think the most
we all say something we regret. The important thing is
that when you calm down, you go and take responsibility
and apologize. And in that story with Casey, obviously it

(54:21):
sounds like it went a smission far with packing a
bag and leaving and wanting to go to a bar.
When she says I wanted to go to a bar,
I was like, what, But anyway, you're gonna find out
a bar. The moral of the story is that when
y'all calm down, that you were able to take responsibility
and say I'm sorry, and um, I think that's that's

(54:41):
what we all aspire you in a relationship when we
fuck up with our friendships, our family, our lovers. And
there's a perfect example with Scrubs where there's a lot
of miscommunication, and uh, you know, these people all have
the wherewithal to recognize that they're not coming one hundred

(55:02):
percent in the relationship and speak out for themselves. Talks
about to come one hundred percent in his relationship. He's
about to come one that what you're trying to get into,
what you're trying to do? All right, listen, So we
did some chat chee. This is the weirdest thing ever.
But you know what, I'm gonna try it for. I

(55:24):
think I think it's funny. It's very zeitgeisty, I think, right, Daniel,
and I think it's uh. This by the way, this
is the penultimate episode of Scrub season seven. Next week
we will do the Princess Bride episode for you, which
which is the season finale. Um, and that's gonna be
a lot of fun. We're gonna take a quick break

(55:45):
and we will come back and we will read what
the chat GBT robot thought was good Scrubs material. We'll
be right back and we're bad. Fuck your sound effects, fuck,

(56:05):
fuck your sound effects machine. All right, We're back, everybody, Um,
all right, So I asked chat GPT, I said, right,
A scene for from the TV show Scrubs where Jad
and Turk talk about guy love, and now we will
perform the robot's writing for you. Are you ready, Donald,

(56:27):
I believe I am, and I'll read the stage directions
when they come up. Okay, Donald, Okay, here we go.
This is the first scene of Scrubs that's been written
since the show was canceled, and and it was written
by a robot. Hey, Turk, what's up? Not much, just
hanging out. What's up with two? Oh? Just thinking about
the concept of guy love. Oh, you mean, like how

(56:50):
we love each other? Yeah, exactly. But is it just
a friendship or is it something more? Man, It's just
something more. We're like brothers but better. Yeah, I know
what you mean. But some people might think it's weird
or even gay. J D. We're not gay. We just

(57:13):
love each other in a special way. Who cares what
other people think. We know how we feel and that's
all that matters. You're absolutely right, Turk, You're absolutely right.
I love you, Man, I love you too. J D.
High five, high five, And then the stage direction says

(57:34):
they high five. Now let's go get some schwarma. Now
you're talking. But Turk would say, no, that's what I'm
talking about, well, it got closed and then they exit
the room. I mean, come on, thunderous applause. I like that.
It's what I love about it. It's like the more
you know campaign, the more you know Guy Love isn't gay?

(57:58):
Joel Danne, your thoughts on the robots writing, I feel safe.
Everyone keeps saying AI is going to take our job,
so I feel strongly that probably won't happen. I just
think I think AI is gonna go racist. That's all. Well, yeah,
I mean it takes input from the internet, so yes,
eventually it will be a I gonna be saying some

(58:18):
of the hardest shit that anybody's in our head. Yeah, well,
did not happen, Joel. They they happened a few times,
happened a couple of times. Now it became it became
an alt writer like real quick. Yeah, yeah, down, Oh
my goodness, fucking a dude. All right, wait, all right,
So now guy love seeing too? Yes, Guy loves seeing too. Donald,

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Are you ready tell me when you're ready to perform?
I think I'm ready. Okay, Um, here are the stage directions.
J D and Turk are sitting in the doctor's lounge
drinking coffee. JD is flipping through a magazine while Turk
is scrolling through his phone. J D, Dude, check this out.
There's an article in here about how men who have
close friendships are happier and healthier. Yeah, I've heard that before.

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It's called guy love. Guy love. That sounds kind of gay.
No way, man, It's just about having a best friend
who you can talk to and hang out with. It's
not about being gay. But isn't it kind of strange
for two straight guys to be that close? JD? You're
my best friend. We tell each other everything, we hang

(59:25):
out all the time, and we even have a secret handshake.
Is that gay? I guess it's not when you put
it that way. It's just that society has this idea
that men can't be that close without it being gay. Well,
society can suck it. Just about having a strong bond

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with another man, and I'm happy to have that with you,
j D. Guy Love for life, God, love for life.
They fist, bump and continue drinking their coffee. Amazing. That's
fucking art. I'm sorry, everybody. We're being facetious right now,
aren't you. I think it's fucking insane that fucking robot

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wrote that scene and at least had it made sense,
made some better sense. All right, now the eagle ride,
Oh gosh, come on, I think the audience is loving this. Okay,
I hope you're loving this, audience, I hope you're loving this.
Let let us know it. Let us know if you're
loving it, and we'll make it a weekly thing. If
you hate it, we won't. All right, this is the

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last scene. Um, this is I put into chat GPT
write a scene where j D and Turk ride an
eagle Eagle. J D and Turk were sitting in the
hospital cafeteria discussing their plans for the weekend. JD, Dude,
I've been wanting to go on that eagle ride at
the zoo for ages. Want to come with me eagle ride?

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Are you serious? That sounds like a terrible idea. Oh,
come on, it'll be fun. Plus it's not every day
you get to fly on the back of an eagle. Fine,
but if I die, I'm blaming you. They arrived at
the zoo and made their way to the eagle ride.
JD was visibly excited, while Turk looked skeptical. They climbed

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onto the back of the Eagle and were lifted into
the air. This is amazing. Look at the view. I
think I'm gonna be sick. JD laughed and padded Turk
on the back. Relaxed, man, just enjoy the ride. Turk
reluctantly looked around and began to enjoy the experience. They
swored above the zoo, taking in the taking in the

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sights and feeling of freedom. As the ride came to
an end, JD turned to Turk. See, I told you
it would be fun. Okay, you were right. That was
pretty cool. They walked away from the Eagle ride, both
with smiles on their faces. Maybe next time we can
ride the Lion. No way, man, I'll rowe the lion

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and lions. Yeah okay, So, first of I don't know
what is. First of all, I'm gonna say that AI
missed a great opportunity to have Turk and or j
D yell out ego it didn't happen. Also, that ship
at the end reminds me of blazing saddles. No way,

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twelves twelves my limit on Snitzen Drugen. All right, I thought,
I think it's beautiful. All right, so I put in
the chat gpt to write a wrap about j D
and Turk being best friends in the style of Buston rhymes,
and here's Donald to performing j D and Turk the
best friends. Their bond will never ever, ever ever end together.

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They're like a force to be reckoned with. Y'all better
watch out. This friendship is a bond that's richer than
eddy gold or precious gym. They're aver down for each
other no matter the weather. They're a brother. They're like
bad man Robert mccoola. Jad and Turk the best friends
for life. The friendship is a bond like no other.
They're like sting Pepper. They can please each other together.

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They're stronger like no other. The French are pends a
bond that'll never seven. J D and Chert Buster the
Roz flow. They no deny j D and Dirt always
flying shide it. The principiends a brod that's true. That's true.
The Dynamic duo, what's gonna do? Buster the Ryme flow?
They no deny j D and dirt always flying inside it.

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The principends a bond, that's true. The Dynamic Duoh, nigga,
what do you gonna do? We should specify that the
AI didn't add the N word, But um, Donald, a
little flare on it, all right, Danny, you can stitch
that together, right, Yes, sir, this is my best version
of it. I'm sorry if it doesn't fit well. He

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did it live on the fly. I think Buster Rhymes
would be proud of what you and the robot came
up with. Buster Rhymes. I love you. You're one of
my favorite rappers of all time in this world. Buster
Rymes listens to the podcasts. Listen, fans, we love you.
Thank you all so much for for coming and listening.
We'll be back next week with the Princess Bride episode.

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Please do check out the trailer for my movie. You
can find it on YouTube. It's called A Good Person.
It starts Morgan Freeman, Florence Pugh and Molly Shannon and
it's coming out March twenty fourth, So please keep that
on your radar and we'll see you next week. Donald,
count us out six seven eight Sis about show we
made about a bunch of dots and nurses stories. So

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yeada around here, a yata around here. M h