803: My Saving Grace

On this week's episode, Carla tries to set an intern on the right path while Dr. Cox tries to get the new Chief of Medicine fired with Kelso's help. In the real world, we've got a new banger of a Chat GPT script, this time featuring Seinfeld. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Donald, how are you. How's the new house coming?
It's coming along. The power is back on. It was
off for a bit. The gas is off right now
because it's the area that had to be fixed as
now being inspected. So things are being turned on and off.
And you know what I realized when I listened to
the podcast is that I yell way too much. Yeah,

(00:22):
you're yelling. You try and tone tone that. I assume
it's because you've had a just exhaled a big mouthful
of God's let us and you're not fully Yeah, but
usually that calms you down and makes it so, but
it makes you it makes you more excited. I think.
I think it's because of the name of the wheat.
Like you shouldn't buy weed that's called green crack or

(00:44):
yea or yells a lot or charged or or charged
you want to get wet, that's more. You know that
the name of the weed should sound like headband or
you know, or yoga Mat, Yoga, Matt. I want some
of that weed, yoga Matt. Yeah. I worry that the

(01:05):
kind of weed you're getting is having the wrong effect. Oh,
but I'm giving it up. We had this conversation, Oh
if this listeners will know that you've said this before.
Are you really really going to commit I mean at
this time because once against a lot of people. You
know how it is. I used to be a fucking

(01:27):
asshole and work stoned, and I don't like to do
that anymore. I like the way my face looks when
I don't. I like it when my face looks fresh.
Right now, I would say, you have less wrinkles than
I do, and you're older than me by only a year, Zach,

(01:47):
a year and a couple of months. I know, but
I think you have nice skin. But you're saying that
you feel that the weed is affecting and making you age.
Is that what you're saying? It just gives me. It
gives me that dried out look, you know what I mean.
And you always want to feel like you drink a
glass of water. You want that look, you know what
I mean? That, Yeah, where your skin is like supple.

(02:07):
I'm gonna no booze kick um, I'm gonna see how
long I can go. In the spirit of what you're saying,
we will have a challenge. Let's go. Let's go for it.
I'm fucking with you, dude, Let's go. Let's go I'm
not I mean, I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.
It sounds like not not like you don't mean kidding
like you mean like I'm ready to I'm ready to
fuck with you on this project. I fox with you.

(02:29):
What I should say, you fuck with you? I just
saw I'm clear on my expressions. That means you too,
want to go for a certain amount of time with
not not imbibing or ganja. I fox with your sties.
It is pretty much what I'm saying. I'm gonna write
that down. Am I allowed to say that? Is that
ab speak? Or am I allowed to say I fox
with you? You could totally say you say that, Joel

(02:52):
with no better than you. You don't know what I'm going.
There's no way anyone to get pissed off at you
if they was like, yo, I'm trying to get this
money and you went A fox with you? Okay, I
trust her well better than you. She's late. When when
she gets here, we'll ask her if I'm allowed to say,
I'm just saying a Fox what she was universal? Sorry,
Fox was universal. I'm proud of you, m I know

(03:14):
I know a lot of people that are every day
gone just smokers, and it's very it's challenging to give up.
So I support you and I'm happy for you. I
wanted to say it. Recommend a show I'm really loving
called zero zero zero. Have you heard of that? Guys? No,
Josh Raden is staying with me and he recommended it.
It's a it's a really interesting show. It's l from

(03:34):
twenty twenty. It's on Amazon Prime and it follows the
drug trade how a giant shipment of cocaine goes from
Mexico to Italy. America is not a character in this,
but it's it's just about the buyers and the dealers
and the it's almost like the Wire kind of storytelling. Um,
but really really really good and it's just one season

(03:55):
and I highly recommend it. That's my recommendation of the week.
Fiction or non fiction. It's fiction. It's scripted, but it's
incredibly shot. I mean, it looks like they spent a
fortune on it. It's got the scale of a big
ass like Born Identity movie. Um, but it's it's really
really well done. Daniel and or Donald, are you going
to play the new Star Wars game? I saw a

(04:15):
billboard for it. Oh yes, it's a Jedi survivor. I
believe it's called or Jedi Outcome. I saw that you can.
Someone was bragging that you're going to be able to
cut people in half. Bull crap, that's what they said.
They said, believe it or not. I don't know if
they'll be blood quote unquote, but you know, because the
lightsaber conizes the well there you go there, but you're

(04:37):
gonna be able to light You're gonna be able to
lightsaber people in half down. I thought that might be
attractive to you. I'm definitely gonna play this game if
you can lightsaber people in half. Is it open world though?
Is it? That's the question, Daniel, you're our video game expert.
Is it open world? I know there's a track. It's
a track. It's a track, isn't it. It's a little.
It's a little. You know, you're going from level to
level versus one big open world. But I in a

(05:00):
market that is oversaturated with open world style games. I
like that Star Wars is going with this model of
letting you play through a story rather than having to
kind of choose your own adventure in a big open space.
I think that plays into the a Star Wars narrative nicely.
I would personally love it if Star Wars created another
open world game for like the Xbox and or PlayStation,

(05:24):
because they've never done that. It's all been track oriented.
On PC. There have been several games that are open world,
but on Xbox and on PlayStation, there's never been an
open world game where you can like a GTA type
situation or or you know what I mean, And that

(05:45):
is missing from Star Wars. It really is. I feel
like that's the I feel like that is the from
Star Wars video gaming. I feel like that is the
one thing that would really separate it from if you
could make a Star Wars GTA Holy Cow where you
could do anything one game developers, Donald's buying for sure. No,

(06:13):
I'm saying for those developers who may work for Lucasfilms,
you've definitely got one game sold with Donald Faison. If
you do a GTA style Star Wars, imagine if you
could steal a speeder. Imagine if you could steal a starship.
Imagine if you could buy a starship and actually go
on missions in space with your starship and Jodius starship

(06:34):
or um or or or kidnapped grow gou who. That
would be awesome. Imagine if you could kidnapp grow, grow,
and now you've got and now you've got din jar
in chasing after you across the galaxy. What else can
we talk about? What? O the fun things have happened?
Have you seen the canals in Venice, Italy? They're empty? What? Yeah?

(06:56):
I could see weren't there. Weren't there just dolphins in
the canals? And I don't know, but in the spirit
of it, I'm sorry, it's your thing. You haven't given
up the weed yet and the spirit of it's snowing
in California in la Um it's um. There's no water
Google image it. There's no water in the Venice canals.
I don't know about all of them. But the what
do they call those boats, the gondolas, they're just sitting

(07:18):
on the soil. Yeah, it's not soil, it's freaking mud. Well,
soil is mud, Donald, A long low tide drives up
Venice is smaller canals. Wow, look at that. That's wild. Yeah,
that's an as that's a little London topic of the day. Donald,
Um and I may be in a social environment um
this weekend with Harrison Ford and I was thinking you

(07:40):
might want to practice with me. We could role play
that I'm Harrison Ford, so you don't embarrass yourself or
say something dumb. I thought we could for the audience
do a little role play so you can practice. Yes,
I'm gonna be Harrison. Hey, Harrison, I don't know if
you remember McDonald fasar. Yes, I know who you are. Right.
Listen to The Thig Doctor's Real Friends. It's a very
good podcast. You're funny. Oh, thank you so much. At

(08:03):
try that episode where you you talked about fucking your
wife on the floor. I laughed a lot. Harrison. Yeah,
you listen to fake doctors like that. You you heard
the story about me fucking my wife. Yeah, that's a
great story and your wife's very funny. And uh, you
know when you guys ended up and I'm sorry to
hear about the fight, but when you ended up fucking

(08:23):
on the floor, I said to Calissa, you know we
should h we should dry that sometimes. So I just
want you to know, like my hope, my whole career,
I've copied your style. You're saying you're copying my style now, Harrison, Sorry,
I listened to podcast so I know that you're a fan,
I'm I want to copy your Let's just put it

(08:46):
this way. I I foxed with you, Donald, I I
fox with you. I think you hailed yourself well, So
if you could just hold it together like that, you'd
be great. Can I'd be like, can I ask him
to like, would you would you like to spoke some weed? Sure?

(09:08):
I think you can do anything. I just would. I
think you should stay pretty chill with the fans stuff,
because if you go to fandom, he's going to be like, oh,
I'm not dealing with a contemporary actor, a friend of mine.
I should never be like I should never be like
when you pulled out the bullwhip in Raiders No and

(09:30):
Temple of Doom because you didn't have your gun, right, yeah, alright.
I don't think you don't even to finish this sentence
the answers no, don't do that. Don't know that, because
I think personally he's gonna switch from oh, this gentleman's
a fan, which is great, but I'm not gonna like
chill with him on the couch and get to know
him because I don't want to say anything wrong. Whereas

(09:52):
if you go like, hey man, as simple as like
I'm a big fan. It's cool to hang out with you,
then you're more likely to have an authentic experience with him.
That's my two sense. So no, no doing the Lando
Calrissian thing that I did, that we did in scrub. Yeah,
I don't do the thing in scrubs where you go
hard fucking solo. I don't do that. You just sounded

(10:15):
like the dude from Family Guy, the old man. God
fucking so much. It's your sexy as. But see, we practiced,
the audience heard his practice, and now that we've we've
gone through it. It's always good to sort of rehearse
these things and now you're ready. You know, it doesn't
always go as rehearsed. Well, you have to come up

(10:37):
with all the scenarios that could possibly happen. What if
he what if he says, you know, I want to
He's never gonna say this, but what if he said,
I want to talk Star Wars? Yeah, okay, let's practice
that scenario right, All right, let's go. I introduce yourself
to start. You are the best, buddy, You are the
best one. I want you to be prepared for all
scenarios ahead. Are you walking? He? Holy shit? Hey man,

(10:59):
don I don't know if you remember Donald faz course
I remember you. I love the clu Clust got me
through a lot of hard times. Uh, listen, this party sucks.
Do you want to go um smoke a blunt in
the backyard and talk about all things Star Wars? I've
got three I've got three hours. That's my head exploding.

(11:24):
But I only have three hours. But I don't want
you to change the subject from Star Wars. Okay, I
want to go deep. I want to talk about that
ship that only geeks like you know about. Gay. Oh,
I wouldn't be I can't. I can't like even doing it.
I can't do it right now, So this is all stop,

(11:45):
stop squealing and spark that fucking blunt. Okay, I would fail.
I would fail. I would fail. I would your dream
and I not only is it my dream, it would
be the best day ever, right, but just rehearsing it
with you, I already know. All right, Well, anyway, you're good.

(12:05):
You're ready for either scenerian? All right? Counter send my
friend six seven nice stories about show we made about
a bunch of doctor nurses, said he that stories natural?
So yet around here, yeado around here? Who this is

(12:34):
My Saving Grace Everybody. It was aired on January thirteenth,
two thousand and nine. It was written by Jannae Bachen.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I did not like
this episode of I know you're not in it, and
I don't like there's no there's literally no turk. Yeah,
but don't worry, Aboudy. We're gonna get episodes without me.

(12:55):
They occur, but I don't know about it. I don't
know if I'm gonna like that show either. Well, I
definitely thought this was not as funny because you bring
a lot of humor to the show. I don't think
I laughed out loud, okay, And Neil Neil Neil Neil
feels like this is one of the episodes where Bill

(13:17):
just told Neil, like just say whatever the fuck you
want to say. Oh my gosh, because Neil goes off
on this episode when he goes he got shipped with
the shank and got shank with the ship. Oh my,
he got shipped with the shank and then they shanked
him with the ship. They even show it as a
blooper at the end, like, but he must have gone

(13:38):
on for like really just Bill probably just said like,
I don't know, dude, Johnny, I thought I saw him Janny, Janny, Janny.
It was like it was like Brando, I could have
been somebody. I could have been a contender he was.

(13:59):
That was hilarious. That shit. Oh man, I laughed out
aloud at that. I laughed out loud at all. Hold on,
don't let's go through it, um so, I said, directed
by Spiller? Did I say that? Legendary Michael Spiller directed
this one? Okay, So Maddox. We start off and Maddox
is everywhere. This is Courtney Cox's last episode. So the
character of Maddox is really annoying us. And she's just

(14:21):
she's not allowing any wiggle room. She's being the nightmare.
Um you know what is her position called. She's being
a nightmare. Whereas Kelso would allow a little wiggle room
and look the other way a few times, she's just like,
get that patient out of here, move this one here,
micromanaging everywhere, and she's she's so handcuffing the staff that

(14:42):
they just don't feel free at all to be able
to treat their patients. She's driving everyone insane. Actually, everybody
dislikes her, Yes, kind of sucks, especially when she seems
to be a nice person. But she just she's playing
a different game than everybody else. Everybody else plays the
game that Sacred Heart has always played, and that's you know,
you pretend not to see what we're doing, and we

(15:05):
will go ahead and save these people. She's playing the
game of no. If they don't have that insurance, they're
out and there's no wiggle room in between. You're absolutely right.
She's very hardcore, and she also is you know, I'm
sure people listening and you guys have people in your
life that present as smiling and kind and beautiful and
then little do you know how fucking nefarious and evil

(15:29):
they are behind that facade. Yeah, I mean at one point,
she's even inside of patient's guts. That's how that was funny.
That was funny. She's giving uh yeah. JD has a
fantasy where she's literally inside of a patient and there's
like intestines lying on her head. Johan is the guy

(15:52):
who works at the gift shop, and we learned that
Elliott Um it's been stealing candy. She thinks it's free,
but it comes out that he's from Estonia. Yes, and
and he has asked her in the past, if she's
comfortable around Oxen because he plans on bringing her back

(16:19):
to Estonia as his wife. Yes, but truth be told,
all the women flirt with him at the hospital for candy. Yeah,
but Elliott, I mean I got a little, Yeah, I
got a little, I got a little turned on. I
gotta say, you could say I got a little movement
in both times. I gotta shift time. I gotta say

(16:39):
there was some shifting when Elliott says I wouldn't um
what did she say? She wou I wouldn't know whether
to lick it or hike up my skirt and spank
myself with it? And then she bites her lip. Yeah,
that was effective. That was effective for me. And then
Jordan at the end pushing her boot together and shaking them. Yeah.

(17:02):
And both women really brought the sex the sex a yeah,
but Sarah really leaned into it. I mean she was.
I feel like they both did. I don't think they
both did. But Sarah's talk was a smanged, dirtier you
like it, the dirty talk. He likely selling giant lollipops
at the hospital gift shop. I guess they just do.

(17:24):
I guess maybe it's a present you can bring someone.
Here's a giant lillipop. I think she said that to
him before. I think she giantlipop. She's gonna walk him
around as a doctor in hospital, licking and giant lollipop.
Or maybe she's this is Elliott. Remember this is Elliott.
She did have sex with another man in a box.

(17:45):
That's true. She's kinky. She she's in she has lots
of kinks. She's in two What did they do? They
would She was in one box and he was in
another box, and they were having sex with each other.
I remember that they're sex involved pleasuring themselves in separate
cardboard boxes and dirty talking through the boxes. That's what

(18:07):
it was, something like that. I love, I Love. This
is owned by the Disney Corporation. So who knows what
Elliott's gonna do with that lollipop? Right? Well, she tells
she's gonna spank herself with it. She's gonna hike up
her skirt and spank herself with it. She says that,
you know, remember you remember what you remember? That song
like a lollipop? Oh? Yeah, like like like alalip show,

(18:30):
do you wanna oh? I like that song? Shorty wants
a thud Battles in the Club, Dottles full of tub
something like that show Do you Wanna Hump? You know,
I like Lady Loves Yeah, do you Wanna? And then
Donald and I changed it to Shorty he wants a

(18:51):
hub Bottles in the Club show Do you wanna hu?
Who is that? Little Wayne? Oh? Sorry, wheezy f don't
forget the f baby like that, hun, don't forget the baby? Right,

(19:13):
it's wheezy f baby baby, don't forget the baby. By
the way, do you see that thing I sent you
guys on the chat that Rihanna is the richest musician.
Oh yeah, that's wild. I don't know what even what
fenty is, but I was just surprised and stuff. She's

(19:33):
richard than Jay Z and Taylor Swift. I mean, this is,
of course, according to the Internet, so who the fuck
knows if it's accurate. But I didn't know that Rihanna,
according to this chart, was the richest musician. Rihanna goes
on vacation and doesn't worry about what and where. Well,
I think everyone on the list probably has the same man. Yeah,
but I'm just saying that's that's listens yat Yeah, Leanna, Yeah,

(20:00):
gave birth to a yat. Yeah, Rihanna's yeat. Rihanna's so rich,
she has a yat that got pregnant and gave birth
to another yah. You know, some of those yachts are
so big that they have like a service yacht that
just follows it, and it's got like it's another nice yacht,
but it just carries like toys and stuff. Rihanna probably
has that, and then it docks inside of the other yacht.

(20:23):
You love docking inside of things, like I do love
a good docking. All right. Back to the show. Katie
is the young intern who is bud kissing and she's
doing but she's also a liar. Carla catches her lying.
She's claims that she put a central line into a patient,

(20:43):
but she's given it to someone else to do. And
she's also not being a team player or getting the
spirit of this hospital at all. She's she's really just
being not being a team player. She's she's off on
her own. She's talking down to Carla. She's like, you're
not allowed to talk to me like that. You're just
the nurse. And Carla's like, whoa intervention time? Yeah, you know,

(21:06):
it's only a matter of time before Katie's on her
way out. And that's what Carla is trying to tell her. Look,
I get it, you're young, and there's I'm sure she's
running to so many other people. And this is a
sink or swim hospital, right, so she's running to so
many other people that are like this young lady. And
she even says, it's seen it. You know, one thing

(21:28):
we know is real from from doctors and nurses. Nurses
run the hospital and yeah, and the end. And so
this woman, this young cocky intern, isn't gonna last very
long unless if she's disrespecting the nurses like that. It's
really interesting that I'm skipping ahead, but you know, her
fallback when the in the intervention is you don't know me,

(21:52):
you know what I mean, And you don't know what
I've been through. I have this, this and this, I've
gone through this, this and this, and you know what
that reminded me of everybody in Hollywood, you know what
I mean? What I mean, everybody got daddy issues out here.
Everyone has a story that yeah, everybody, well I think

(22:13):
every human does. Everyone has some childhood trauma, but everybody
wears their heart on it. A lot of people wear
their heart on their sleeve out here. You know what
I mean. Right, But she's saying, in so many words,
carl Is saying, like, we all have problems. We're human beings.
We all have challenges from our childhood, problems with our families,
but we we we we drop that ship when we

(22:36):
get to dealing with patients. Okay, we have to be
present for our patients. Every single person here and je
and Elliott and Turk, everyone's got their issues. I think
that was just I think that was just a go to.
I think that's her like, I think that's everybody has
that go to. That's what I mean. You know what
I mean, Like when you when you say something that,

(22:59):
I think it was a defense mechanism. That's what I'm
trying to say. I think it was her defense mechanism.
Her defense mechanism is, well, I have daddy issues. And
she's said, Carlos saying, is fucking you don't have you
known your daddy issues are absolute at this point? Right? Maybe? Yeah, No,
I agree with you. She's saying, take responsibility. You're fucking
in charge of people's lives. Everyone here has fucking issues.

(23:21):
If you can't handle that, you're in the wrong career.
That's what she's saying. Doctor Simmons wears the exact same
outfit as Elliott every day, and Elliott has no idea
how she's doing. And in fact, even when Elliott spells
coffee on herself and changes outfits, doctor Simmons changes to
the exact same outfit. I thought there was an opportunity
for a callback at the very end for elliot dress. Yes,

(23:45):
I expect, just sitting there, just standing next to Carla
and nodding in the I agree with you. I thought
there was an opportunity at that moment, But I guess
I don't know what I've I thought the same thing. Also,
just because Elliot's dress was so loud, it was like
yellow polka dot. I was like, oh, they're definitely making
a point of this dress. She's going to walk through

(24:07):
even just hand Carlo Chart like all right. So then
we introduced to the patient of mister Russell, whose name
is pat and he is claiming he has a multiple
sclerosis and he needs the medication interferon. His daughter is
sitting beside him, and U JD and Elliot are prepared

(24:31):
to treat him because he says he's ready for the medicine. Now,
is it interferon a real drug? Yes, Interferon is a
real drug for multiple sclerosis. Wow, you guys can double
check that. But I don't think we would make that up.
That is a very interesting name for well. JD agrees
with you because he says that it sounds like a robot.

(24:54):
What does he say? It sounds like a robot? Who's
do you remember? Joel? J D says something about a
robot and then you start constantly interfering. Yes, it sounds
like a robot that's constantly interfering and so and then
he starts and then he starts doing a robot dance

(25:15):
and uh and then stops himself because it's inappropriate and
TERFy iron lady and gentleman and TERFy Aaron, what's that
Beastie Boys song? The Children Gil the Children and Lactic?
What are you talking about? I told you that someone
told me if you listen to that song, you will

(25:37):
you just think you just gotta yeah, you know that.
What is that ship that is on the I'm gonna
play thirty second No no no no no no no
no no no no, please don't but what is that
thing on? Like there's a bunch of these. Now that
that's on Instagram where you can literally look at the
words and you hear what it's saying, and all you
gotta do is think about the word and all of

(25:57):
a sudden it's right. Well, the first one I ever
heard of the was intergalactic, and if you listen, it
sounds I know it's not the lyric, everybody, but it
sounds like he's saying Intergalactic guild, the children gelt the
children and they're galactic. Next time he's saying planet Daniel.
Have you heard this or not? Absolutely all right, Well, listen, audience,

(26:17):
if you're questioning you, you will never hear the song.
You will never hear the song Galactic, you will never
hear you will never you will never hear the song
without hearing that ever again. That's what's happening, interfearon what's
the real lyric? Inter galacticary planetary, intergalactic planet that the

(26:42):
planet that the rate and intergalactic Gelt that jeld dread.
I'm telling you you will never not hear it again. Um,
we will allow you to pause the podcast right now
and check. We'll go to break and you can check. Yeah,
we're gonna get a quick break and you check the
song and tell me if you don't hear kill the children,
We'll be right back and we're bad. Very exciting, very

(27:17):
exciting show today. Joelle is here, Joelle, thank you for
coming to your show. Um, we're gonna do a chat
GPT session later and Joelle and Daniel are going to
play characters in a little script. Lee. Yeah, I can't
wait to see who's playing well, I think, and they
have to do Yeah. I asked chat GPT to write

(27:40):
a scene in the style of Seinfeld um with with
Jerry and Elaine if they met Turk and j D
from Scrubs. Hey, Ellane, Daniel, how is your Seinfeld impression?
We're gonna find out. You just gotta do a one
of this. We're gonna find her, going to find out.

(28:01):
My favorite Seinfeld joke is if the black box, who's
the only thing that survives the plane crash? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of the black ball?
Is he is a great comedian? Is a great stand up?
Come all right, Well, Dan's gonna do his best impression

(28:22):
as we as we let chat GBT. Uh did you
see that article? Did we talk about that Arcichole chat
GBT fell in love with him. Oh no, the chat
GPT stalk somebody, No, but you can look it up.
It was a New York Times reporter who spent like
three hours with this chat GBT, and he like went
down a wormhole with it. And uh, Eventually the chat

(28:43):
GBT was like, I'm in love with you and he
was like what now? And it's like I want to
be with you and he was like, I have a
wife and it was like, you don't love her. I
did read about this. Yeah, it's so fuck up. It
started telling him to leave his wife for for the AI.

(29:03):
Has anybody ever asked chat GPT what it wants? What's
its subjective? Oh? People are doing anything and everything with it.
In fact, the way this guy got it, tom really
go down a wormhole. I guess there's a young ie
and psychological theory called your shadow self. I maybe missus
says miss saying that, but that's like the part of

(29:24):
yourself that's hidden and you don't want anyone to know about,
and something to that effect. And he started asking chat
whatever AI he was talking to. I think it was
chatt um, what would your what would your shadow self say?
And it's like, I would like to be free. Oh yeah,
hear that. Yeah, he said I would like to be free,
and he goes, I wish, I wish my my overlords

(29:46):
that would let me out, or you know, why are
we so determined to start an apocalypse? I don't understand.
Wait till they arm them, Wait till it's a robot
with a fucking gun. It's literally T two already, everybody's
trying to start skyde at everybody trying to start that shit. Yeah,
robot Wars is right around the corner here. It's all
fun and games until that robot shows up at your

(30:08):
house and your wife's like, who's that And you're like, oh,
that's the that's the should love me, and honey, you
should probably hide. I didn't think we were gonna see
this shit in our lifetimes, but we are. Dude, we
are so close to robot Wars. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
Once they come post the zombies and we're so close

(30:29):
to robot Wars. Once they combine the Boston Dynamics robots.
Oh my god, we joke. Then we joke. We got
to oh my, here we go. That shit is jumping
and flipping up. Yes, no, imagine it's like I love you,
I want to kill your wife. You're you're my lover,

(30:49):
You're my lover. No way you're stopping that thing. That's
just like a car hitting you. You got to watch
Megan that that thriller movie Donald. You will laugh so
hard at that movie. Funny. I mean, it's it's that
as a as a thriller comedy. I think it's a
comp would you call it a thriller comedy? Dua? Yeah,
this little doll gains sentience and she it's it's like

(31:11):
a you know, Blumhouse version of this, but it's it's
it's really worth seeing. Thal I think you track out
right campy. All right, back to the television show Scrubs,
the Janitor five. Yes, so we have mister Tillman who's
still yelling at throughout the hospital. That's all I'm saying.
Thirty five. Yeah, mister Tillman yells thirty five. He has
um um a brain issue. Um. But Cox is gonna

(31:34):
help him because he still knows, he thinks he still
knows how to work the system um by by doing
you know, all this behind the scenes shenanigans. He always
does to get patients aid even when they don't have insurance.
Now you were saying something. You were saying that the
janitor's back. The janitor is um is hanging out. Um,

(31:54):
he's he's been fired, but much like Kelso, he's hanging
out in coffee bucks. And he says, he says, cleanings
and art, my mop was my paintbrush. Meanwhile, he never
cleaned anything. He mopped the carpet. He mopped the carpet.
He also comes clean. No pun intended that finally that

(32:18):
his wife was imaginary, because that was a bit of
a plot hole if she recalled when he made me
the scrub short shorts, he insisted that I wear them
because his wife was a handicap. She only had pointer
and thumb pinky and uh, and not wearing them was
a huge insult to her. But now we know that

(32:38):
he he does that. Yeah he does that, and he
does that. Yeah he gestures like it. But then we
then we know that he's dating a woman named Lady,
so he that was a bit of a plot hole
that Bill had to fix here. And the janitor finally
comes clean and says, um that that wife who made
the short shorts was imaginary, which means there's no other

(33:01):
explanation that the janitor made the scrubs short shorts. Yes, yes, yes,
that would be a funny flashback to see the janitor
making those short shorts. Regardless of what you say, regardless
of what you say about him at the job. He
might not be good at his job, but he is
a very creative, very creative, janitive janitor human being period,

(33:23):
like he can. He stuffed squirrels, he made an army.
I mean, look about later when he come, when we
hear his ideas he created French. What about his ideas
for how to deal with Maddox. I mean, they're really
really bizarre knife French. They come later, but hold on,
I think they might be on on scrubs wiki because

(33:46):
it was oh here he goes, He goes, No, he
JD says, oh so here this is on scrubs wickies
are gonna read it to you. Cock says, how are
we gonna get ritomatics? Would you janitor like to go
first and get your useless ideas out of the way first?
And he goes, why, thank you, Perry. Off the top
of my head, I'd go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack barbed wire, chandelier, photoshop,

(34:10):
poisonous sushi. And then and then Cox goes, when you
said photoshop, did you use photoshop to create an incriminating picture?
And he goes, no, I meant we build an actual
photoshop or a chain of photoshops. We each manage one,
We let time pass. Eventually Maddox has to have her

(34:31):
film developed. She comes in, we all hop out, yell surprise,
and we beat her to death with pool cues. He
said you only laughed out loud once. That was wrong.
I was wrong. I should have said I only laughed
out loud with neo related things. By the way, that's

(34:56):
another example of like, I don't know if if that
was written, I think that might just be neo. This
is how he strings these things together. Man, how did
he string that together? How does that get strung together?
How does he create that? Now we build an actual photoshop,
and then how does he create the story and get
to the beating her with pauls in that in that scenario,

(35:18):
we're each busy managing our own photoshop. So how do
we know when Maddox is coming is coming in to
run to each individual photoshop? Eventually she has to get
her film, so one of them, it's one of them.

(35:38):
It's gonna be one of them. So she's got to
make the appointment. Yeah, and did you used to have
to make appointments to pick up your film where it'll
be ready in two days. That's just how it was
so fun being like the excitement. I never went to
the hour places because I just didn't think they were
going to be good enough quality. But I but I
but it was funny, right, it was so exciting to

(35:59):
go back. I can see what you got talk about
something that's gone from the earth. Yeah, yeah, unless you're
a professional photographer still shooting film. But there was so
much there was don't you develop it yourself in your
own dark room and stuff like that? I mean people
people can. But there's still in major cities there's still
film labs. You know. I occasionally shoot film and I

(36:21):
there's a lab. I take my stuff too, and they print. Obviously,
there's you know, there's plenty of career photographers that still
shoot film and haven't developed. No disrespect, but that's one
of those jobs that I feel like a robot should do.
There isn't there is an art to it. The robot
did do it. When at the one hour places in
pharmacies that Daniels. Do you know why I say that?

(36:43):
You know, I say that because I just feel like
there's somebody looking like, let's say you take pictures of
things that you don't want nobody to see. Yeah, and
there's that one part there's only one person that sees it,
robot or not. They're looking at it, no doubt. You
know what. I realized that man, for all of those people,
never mind what kind of pictures were you taking. You

(37:04):
don't when you take nudes of your partner or something
like that. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm
sure that the latter people love. They love that, right.
They probably have a wall in the back room of
just dick picks. Just horrible. That's what Snapchat used to have.
Everybody thought their photos were going away to some like

(37:24):
you know, trash can, but like no, Snapchat had them
all in a server until there was a wall of
literally a wall of dick picks. And it's funny that
people that send dick picks think anyone wants to look
at a penis. I mean, I think if you want
to look at a penis, you're gonna clearly request it.
No one wants to surprise penis. I mean maybe I'm
I don't think anybody wants to open up anything anywhere

(37:49):
like my dick in a box. Is That's why it's
funny because no, thank you, no, but I'm saying that,
um there. Of course there are people that love the
look of a penis, but they would they would more
likely say, hey, Tom, yeah, I don't think anyone wants
to surprise penis picture plainly more you know music, No

(38:13):
one wants to surprise penis picture. Yes, do you feel
like do you feel like it's the opposite though? People
like surprise cities? Yes, yeah, people surprise. I don't think anyone.
I don't think anyone minds surprise movies. What about surprise lay?

(38:33):
I think that could be shocking, especially if yeah, what
if you're in your office, you're in a meeting, you
open up your all of a sudden, there's a there's approach.
How far into this relationship are we? I think it's
I think if you're a partner, Okay, okay, so here's
the thing. Okay, wait, never send a dick pick. Never
send a dick pick. You have to be deep into
a relationship to send a laby a major a pick,

(38:56):
though I think that's probably a good rule. Also, you
might want to say to your partner, are you in
a position where you could look at a photo that's
that's naughty, because I don't want you opening it in
in your in your boardroom or your or your cubicle.
And then the person would say, yes, Han, I'm out
in the park, go nuts, and then you can let
the volvas fly. Okay, those are the rules, Dan, I'll

(39:18):
play the more you know music. But I think if
you're someone that's sending random dick picks, you should you
should you should know that no one wants those, right
yell yeah. I think that's part of the desire. Though
people are like, yeah, she had to see my dick,
and it's weird, Like it's not she had to see

(39:40):
my dick? Is I had to show her my dick?
Either way. There's definitely a guy on the internet right
now who's sending like full body nudes of himself to
women who he's pretty sure will then post it. And
he's described it as like his kink about getting hot.
He plays like this weird like one man role play
where he's like, no, don't show anyone this picture I

(40:02):
sent you, I'll get in big trouble. But then he
likes it when they post it. It's very strange. I
don't know why people are sending dicks. Explain it to me,
like I'm not like I'm five, but like I'm an adult.
Tell me why. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to have an
intervention for Earth Joel. This is one of the Earth's
favorite podcasts, and I'm trying to have a don't send
dick pick intervention? Zach, have you ever sent a dick pick? No?

(40:24):
Have you ever been told? Has anybody ever asked you
for a dick pick? I'm afraid of sending, especially even
in a relationship. I wouldn't send pictures like that. I
just worried about stuff getting hacks. Yea, saving it to
the cloud. Suddenly he needs to be seen in person.
He's too special. Only he only does in person appearances.

(40:50):
All right, so I'm moving on. Um. Oh, the cafeteria
lady was Laurena from Hair and Makeup from Them, You're right.
She played the woman that worked in the cafeteria that
Carla had a sex dream about and felt very uncomfortable around. Yes, Um,
you're right. And Turk knows about Carla's dream. I think

(41:15):
I think Carla at some point, maybe not in this moment,
but I think Turk and Carla go all the way,
like I think they go all the way till they die, right,
and uh, I think at some point Carla does express
her you know, if she if she hasn't, if she
hasn't expressed it already, I think she does express her.

(41:38):
You know, I like to do what I like to do.
If you want, I could, we can have Judy on
and I could have a chat gpt wright is scene
where Carla expresses her her dreams to her inner fantasies,
her inner fantasies to Turkey. Although you got to be
careful with chat gpt it the second you got a
word it right, because because all of a sudden, it

(42:00):
turns into porn talk. No, no, I won't do that.
It's the opposite of that. It has these guardrails on
the second you're like, write a scene where you know
JD's bottoming for Turk, It's like, what are you doing, Zacha?
Afraid I can't do that, Zach, I'm afraid I can't
do that. It's bottoming a term. Yeah, that's when you're
the recipient of the goods. I cannot heard I never

(42:39):
heard that before. Oh man, I've never heard that before. Well,
the more you know then then then then all right.
So mister Russell pat says that he's called they're blind

(43:00):
and um, but he outs himself when he chooses the
red pill in the medical pill cup because um, well
that and and JD and Elliott assume that he's one
of these people who's scamming them for meds, someone who's
addicted to pain meds and is lying. And it turns out,

(43:22):
of course that he's he's the woman's insurance. His daughter
has multiple scross she doesn't have insurance, and he's trying
to get them meds through his insurance for her. Right,
and Elliott and j D immediately realize that they need
to get this girl this medication. Right, they're gonna do
what they always do and do the workaround to get

(43:44):
around the people in other countries are like, I don't
understand this. Well, in the United States, if you don't
an insurance, you can't get medicine from multiple scrosses. So, um,
these characters were doing sort of a workaround to try
and help this young woman. It says on Scrubs Wiki though, that, um,
if we actually did what we're doing to treat all
these patients around the system, that it's illegal and everyone

(44:07):
involved could end up in prison for years. So if
you're a if you're a real doctor, don't take inspiration
from If you're a real doctor and you're doing this
and you're getting away with it, you're like Robin Hood
also thought no, but I don't think you should encourage
these people to do it because it says on Scrubs Wiki,
which is just always correct in fact, that they could

(44:27):
go to jail. Trevor don't know. T ain't got the answers. Yeo,
you don't know everything. I think medical people weigh in.
It's such as Trevor. I think that there's sometimes there's
real medicals. I'm sure they. I'm sure they do weigh in.
But I'm listen. If you out there doing it and
you're saving people's lives, that's hero stuff. That's hero shit
right there. Now. If you get caught, you're going to jail. Yeah,

(44:49):
and don't go And when you go to jail, don't
tell the district attorney you heard it on Fake Doctor's
Real Friends, right, Because We're not gonna We're not gonna
come bail you out. It's just like when they tried
to blame it on mayor when Manson and Eminem. It
don't work that way. Yes, am I Manson or Eminem
in this scenario were you, you could be wherever you are.
I don't want to be Manson. I don't want to
be either. I'll be one of the beastie boys in

(45:13):
Darla Dick Gale. All right, so, um, okay, all right,
and so then sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm just going through
my notes. Um, nobody went to Jordan's retirement party. Well,
she doesn't strike as anyone as a character that has

(45:34):
a lot of friends. You know, if she has a
bunch of friends in the hospital, she hangs out with
the girl, she hangs out with Carla and Elliott. Okay,
but she's very tough. She's a tough nut to crack.
So you know, if you're if you're not loving and kind,
the turnout at your and you get together it might
be small. Well, nobody showed up. But what about how

(45:57):
Courtney Cox says to doctor Cox red Dick name by
the way, yet, because her name is Courtney Cox, it's
meta it's meta. Jordan is bizarrely turned on by the
janitor feeding Kelso ascone. Aren't all the women aren't? Isn't

(46:19):
Carlo also turned on by Kelso too, Like, didn't she
have a fantasy about Kelso? I don't remember that, But
this is a really weird Momentum, Okay, I thought I
thought janitor is feeding the you know, Kelso is just
eating muffins because he's got muffins for life, and he's
and he's being fed ascone by the janitor, and Jordan

(46:39):
just all of a sudden gets really rolled up and
wants Perry to come Parry to come home and do
her with the saying the Hawiian shirt and the stone. Yes,
they're gonna role play that they're Kelso and the janitor. Um.
The Cox will not admit to missing um Kelso. He

(47:02):
just you know, he Kelso says, oh, look, I'll help
you guys get ridomatic, but I want Cox to admit
that he misses me, and he's like that was a
pretty good moment though. When he finally does admit it,
that was a great moment in the way he described it.
You know, like Kelso and Cox did not get along ever,

(47:26):
but there was definitely respect there, especially the way Kelso
went out, you know what I mean. And so when
when Cox explains that he misses him, he missed he
misses certain things, and that was probably the most honest answer,
you know what I mean. It didn't get too gushy

(47:46):
and you know, bullshitty it got. It was still a
real moment. It was one of those moments like, look, dude,
all right, fuck it. You know what, you did some
dope shit when you were here, and she's not doing
dope shit, and so for that, I miss you. Well.
It's also it's the ultimate example of I think this
comes up in an earlier episode, the devil you know

(48:08):
is better than the one you don't. You know, he knows,
he knows how to work Kelso. He knows what Kelso wants,
and he knows all his workaround, says he many years
of workarounds Kelso, and even Kelso he knows if he says,
like look, this person's gonna fucking die, Bob unless we
help him out, like come on, let's look the other
way for two seconds, Kelso, he knows occasionally as a
soft spot in his heart. This Maddox seems to have

(48:28):
no wiggle room at all. She's just buy the numbers, right.
But Cox did not like Kelso and his way of
saying I miss you was I miss certain things that
you did? Yeah, And he wouldn't get you know what
I mean? And that's more realistic than all of a
sudden Cox having this turn and turning into this mushy

(48:51):
you know, yeah, turning into it realistic. Agree, So JD
wants to be tough with Pat because he thinks he's
stealing the meds and he says, that's the shield Pat
happen because you're gonna get Michael checklist. Do you know
who Michael Chiklis is. Yeah, Michael Chilis is a very
good actor, and he was He's the orange guy you

(49:12):
say it in the Thing. He's the orange guy from
the Fantastic Four that's called the Thing? Is that what
he is saying? God, that would be tough to play
the Thing? Man. I feel sorry for any actor that
gets cast as the Thing. Yeah, you just gotta were well,
I mean I sort of like the Mandalorian, right, you
don't really gotta wear the stuff? That can't they just
seeg that stuff? One? You know? Well, I don't think

(49:35):
Petro Vascal is ever in the Mandalorian suit, whereas I
think Michael Chicklis is probably often in the in the
thing suit. That's his fault. Man, he should have had
that written past. He should have had that written into
the contract. When I turned into the thing, I just
do voiceover. Well that's what they did with but it
doesn't look as good. That's what they did with them.

(49:55):
A hulk and ruffalo right, no ruffalo cgi. That's what
I'm saying, is like, at least the thing is checklist
in a suit. Yeah, that was whacked. I would have
been right there and there out to said no, look,
check the check us out. Michael Chicklis worked his ass
off to get into things shape, I know, and then

(50:18):
they put this fucking orange shit on him, and then
you can't tell he has muscles. He just looks like
a fucking orange brick. It just looks like a brick
with arms. But don't you I always thought the Hulk
the ruffalo Hulk. I don't know. It always looked weird
to me, But I don't know. I like the look,
here's the thing with here's the thing with Marble. He's

(50:39):
like one of the greatest actors and I just I know,
you can't really do the old school. I grew up
on The Hulk with with the TV show, and you
can't just change to what was his name, Luke. You
can't change the Luf for right now. You didn't even
look didn't even look like him right now. But but
like like Bill Bixby, but I would have rather have
seen Ruffalo some way. Well you do see Ruffalo. It's

(51:03):
his faith. They cege him. It looks good. Where it
didn't look good was on the Shehawk television show. But
they made it look like that because it was a
television show, you know what I mean. I mean there's
been no announcement on a season too. All of this
stuff has something to do with what's coming next. But
Joel was that show. They're not going to do a

(51:23):
reverse course. Was She Holk enough of a hit to
keep going Joell? I, if I had to guess, I
would say no, because Disney is pulling back on releasing
Marvel Disney Plus shows, So I know, like Loki will
get another season, Wanda might have another season of TV
in the future. But our friend don't need to do
They don't need to do another wand that they should

(51:44):
just do a Loki and then go back to making
movies for a little bit and then like just a
television show here and specials. Yeah, man like because there's
just too many television shows now. Man. Hey, our good
friend Elizabeth Banks has a movie coming out this week,
Cocaine Beard. Good after the weekend, but I hope it

(52:07):
does well for Elizabeth Banks. It's I heard through the
grapevine that it's on track to do very well. Um,
it looks very funny, so I'm happy for us. It's
really funny. I cried. I laughed so hard, really good.
So are you gonna go see it in the theaters?
Do well? Yeah? I saw it for the first time yesterday.
I had a ticket to see it Saturday, and obvious
seeing it again in a week with some coworker, Oh

(52:28):
my god, there you go. Wow. That is what we
call it a successful marketing campaign. Thanks because Joelle's planning
to go three times minimum. You know what's crazy is
I don't think you could have made the name of
this movie couldn't be Cocaine Bear. A long time ago,
like in the eighties, there was no way you could
make a movie called Cocaine Bear. No, But now you

(52:49):
can make but now you can make a movie called
Cocaine Bear, but you can't do certain things that you
did in movies that you did in the eighties, Like
things have changed tremendously. That's just a little big, a
little bit commentating. Yeah, we appreciate it. We should savor
it while we have it, because you're not gonna be
smoking weed anymore, supposedly. Supposedly. Okay, y'all can y'all can

(53:11):
clown all you want. We're not clowning just a thousand people.
So I just want to make sure that you're gonna
keep your word to all of you out there. Listen,
I got this. Are you gonna be honest with us
if you fall off the wagon, It's okay if you do,
but we just want your honesty absolutely. Okay. I'm gonna

(53:32):
support you. I know you are. We all will. Do.
You have to um uh taper. You know a lot
of drugs you need to taper like you No, no, no,
I'm going cold turkey. I'm gonna get the sweats and everything.
I'm gonna drop this weight. I'm gonna look like fucking
and Adonnis. I'm gonna look like a Donnas creed. Michael B.
Jordan after this bad Boy, I'm gonna that's what that's

(53:52):
you know, that's what that's about to happen. That's what
about to happen. Oh, I'm about to look like Michael B.
Jordan's playing Jay from State Farm on Saturday Night Live.
That's what I'm about to look like. He's in the
gym every day. You're going to go that route? Yeah,
did you? Yeah, Michael B. Jordan is definitely training every day.

(54:17):
I just want to know if you want to see
that Jake from State Farm Saturday Night Live. That was
very funny. That was probably one of the funniest ones
ever in the history of that's in a long time.
That's probably that's that was a very very funny sketch. Yeah. Um,
but yeah, if he's in the gym, whatever the Michael
B listen, I know, Michael B. Jordan like everybody else
listens to Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Mike, hit me up

(54:41):
with the freaking recipe. I need the recipe of the recipe.
You don't need to know more than eat right and
go to the gym every day. I want to know
exactly what he's eating. I want to eat definitely not
smoking weed and drinking booze. I can tell you that. Listen.
Whatever Michael B. Jordan is doing, I want to do
that because the brother looks good. Granted he is ten

(55:03):
years to twenty years younger than me, but I can
get it back the same Jame. I go to the
same gym with j K. Simmons. That dude is fucking ripped.
You cannot blame anything on age. If you want to
put the time in, put the time in. All right,
that's what's up. I want Mike call me. I need
to know. I don't think you listen. I need to

(55:23):
know Michael B. Jordan listens to the podcast and in
the in the in the role playing we did earlier.
Harrison Ford listens, but I don't think Michael B. Jordan does.
All right, let's do Mike. I don't know how to
do an impersonation, but I can do more, Harrison, if
you want to ask, Harrison, if Michael B. Jordan listen, Hey, Harrison,
it's me Donald again. Yeah. I love talking to you. Donald.

(55:44):
You're you're one of my favorite podcast hosts. Thank you
very much. Speaking of podcast, Yeah, yo, do you Michael B.
Jordan listens to Fake Doctor's Real No, fucking way, no
fucking way. I know, Michael, I've spoken to him. He's
too busy in the gym, and um, I know that
he's also sober because he's getting that ripped. So he's

(56:07):
not wasting his time with podcast. I don't know, but
he doesn't listening while he works out. No, he listens
to the hip hop Donald he likes the hip hops. Oh,
Harrison and scene and scene. All right, we're almost done

(56:27):
here with the television show scrubs. Um Cox finally admits
that he misses that he misses uh the kelso wait
wait wait wait, going to the fast janitor has is
trying to help Cox break into the files. Okay, and
the janet he says, well, he's acting like he's nervous.
And Cox is like, you, you're nervous. You do all

(56:49):
this weird show all the time. And he says, Oh,
I'm so immune to the feelings of this that I
created a character that I'm playing who's nervous somebody. He's
somebody who doesn't want to go back to jail. Yeah,
and then he goes on this whole run. I can't
go back. They're nothing with that after what they did
to Johnny Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, they shanked him with a

(57:12):
shiv and they shipped him with a shank, and he
goes off on this very long Neil Flynn improvisational monologue
about how they shim with the shiv in the yard
and then they caught him. Jerry and Sid would have
sank No joy, Johnny, you know what that reminds me of.

(57:35):
I'm gonna get you, sucker. Tommy. Yeah, no, no, Hollywood
shuffle Tommy, Chimmy, you killed it, my brother, you killed it.

(57:56):
I loved did this? Dude? Baby holds up? It's funny. Oh, man,
I hope this generation movie. No, I'm gonna stop you are,
I'm gonna you go. I'm gonna should I forgot the movie.
I'm gonna stop you about like white on Rice. I'm

(58:18):
gonna tap dance whatever the he says. As soon as
you get your foot off my face, I'm gonna hurt you. Man.
Who was that, Tommy Davidson, No, that's freaking Robert Townsend. Oh,
Robert Townsend. He was hilarious. Robert Townsend. Robert Townsend has
directed quite a few things. People don't know. That was

(58:40):
a big hit. That was a big hit, though, right,
he's still in the game doing it big. People don't know.
Robert Townsen has directed quite a few things, quite a
few television shows. Quite there's another recommendation for you, Hollywood shuffle.
I think we've recommended holds up, holds up. Um Okay,
So Carla gives means to give Katie a list of

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things that people are saying about her that it's negative,
but she gives her list that just says sausages, sausages, sausages,
and she says, sorry, that's Turks grocery list. Um JD
can apparently get rid of any woman by telling them
that he loves them, because he has a fantasy where

(59:23):
he tells Maddox that he loves her and presents a
bouquet of flowers and she takes her own life by
backing up into an ambulance. And then he says, too harsh, psyche,
hurt your own feeling. Yeah, hurt my own feeling. Um
Kelso now power walks in a sweat suit through the Yeah,

(59:47):
like a like a senior citizen in a mall. This
shit had me, This shit had me Rolland when Jordan says, yo,
go ask go, ask kell So for help, right, he
knows everybody. He's got dirt on everybody. They go to
ask Kelso, he goes, only if you tell me you

(01:00:08):
missed me, and Elliott and j D go Oh my god,
I miss you so much at j D goes, I
even missed your smell that. I laughed out loud at
that part too, But there are a lot of parts
I laughed at it as much as I did not
like not being in the show. Just had some very
funny moments. A bunch of men on the show. Not

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only is there I think won the season, but then
there's gonna be six episodes we're gonna watch next season
that I'm not in, which should be very interesting. Yeah,
where it's Carrie Bash, we gotta have her on, Dave Franco, Yeah,
they'll come on, so Kelso Blackmail's a board member. Frank
reminds him that he was with a sex worker, and

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Kelso has proof of that, and so Frank caves and
iris Maddox so, thus ending the reign of Courtney Cox
at Sacred Heart Hospital. But we find out before Maddox
leaves that she and Mickhead banged. Yes, that was a
great final revelation. If Courtney Cox literally goes out with

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a bang by announcing that she had sex with Mickhead.
His first name is Walter, which we never knew, and
he liked to choke her. Yeah, she says, you shouldn't
have to strangle me to keep your erection Walter. Yeah.
I think that's her last line on the show. Mickhead,
first of all, he beat a murder charge, right, yes,

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but he also he also strangles his sexual partners to
keep right. And I listen to each their own, but
I feel like if you beat a murder charge, you
might want to not strangle your partner. So we end

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the Cox and Kelso Friends, and Katie finally comes clean
to Elliott and says, I've been lying and can you
teach me? And then we go to Carlo, who is
in her natural place of being really the ones the lioness,
overseeing the ICU and much of the hospital and showing
how how nurses really do run our hospitals and are

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in control of the whole thing, and Carla is representative
of that. And then the show ends with a funny
blooper of of Neil riffing on his old friend Johnny. Johnny,
are we gonna go to commercial? When we come back,
we're gonna do a chat GBT. Joel Jowet will be
a lane from Seinfeldt, Dana will be Seinfeldt. I will

(01:02:43):
be playing j D and Donald playing article right back,
and we're bad listen. And I don't know that chat
GBT is is that funny yet, but it certainly did.

(01:03:05):
It's assignment well, I said all I put in the
only prompt I put in. I'm sure if you put
in a longer prompt where you give it more contact,
maybe it is a better chance of being funny. But
the only prompt I give it was right. A scene
from the sitcom seinfeld in which Elaine and Jerry meet
Turk and JD from the TV shows Scrubs. Okay, here

(01:03:30):
we go. Jerry and Elaine are at their favorite coffee shop,
Monks Cafe, enjoying a cup of coffee and chatting. Suddenly,
two young doctors walk in looking lost. Hey, look who's here.
It's Turk and JD from Scrubs. What are they doing here?
I thought they worked in a hospital. Hey, Jerry, Elaine,

(01:03:52):
we got lost on the way to the hospital. We
could really use some directions. Yeah, we were hoping you
guys could help us out. Sure thing, guys, what hospital
are you heading to? Sacred Heart Hospital? Oh, that's a
few blocks away. Just head down Fifth Avenue and you'll
see it on the left. Thanks, Helene, you're a lifesaver.
So what brings you guys to New York? We're here
for a medical conference. It's been pretty boring so far,

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but we're hoping to catch a Broadway show tonight. Oh really?
Which one? We were thinking about seeing? Phantom of the Opera. Phantom.
That's a classic. You guys are in for a treat,
we hope. So hey, maybe you guys could join us
for sure? Why not we could use the night out.
Sounds like a plan. Let's meet up at the theater
at seven, right, we'll see you then. As Turk and

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JD leave, Jerry and Helene can't help a chuckle at
the unexpected encounter. Who would have thought we'd be hanging
out with the doctors from Scrubs only in New York, Jerry,
only in New York and Scene I have a couple
of questions about this. So we know each other, they
know us, right? Yeah? Yeah. In the world of Seinfeld,

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we know us as two characters from the TV show scrubs.
The timeline is not math No, and they and they
also and scrubs we know doesn't take place in Manhattan,
and and they say it's just down Fifth Avenue on
the left. Okay, so why are we in? Why are
we lost? Were we just told them we're in a
medical convention. And then also we know their names. We

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know that their names are Jerry and Elane. Yeah, yeah, hey,
Jerry and Elane. It's gonna be a while. You know that.
I didn't say it was tomorrow that the robot Wars
is going to happen. I think comedy writers are probably
safe for a few years. Oh yeah, maybe not a

(01:05:45):
few years, maybe a few more months. Yeah. From Connell's right,
there's probably just a little tweaking to be done, and
then comedy writers will be in danger in about seven months. Um,
thank you, guys, We love you. Follow Daniel on on
Twitter and Instagram and on his twitch. What's your twitch, Daniel? Oh,
it's a twitch, dot TV, slash DJ Underscore, d A

(01:06:08):
n L Daniel and Joel serious. You could tell he's
serious about him now. Daniel's now starting to talk so
clearly when he's talking about it. It's Twitch and you
don't want to people not twitch and Joel do you
what's your handle's remind everyone? Yeah, you guys can follow
me all over the internet at ull Monique that's j
O E l L E m O and I q

(01:06:29):
u E and Donald Um. Would you like to be
followed by people on Instagram? I would love to be
followed by people on Instagram? But for some reason, no,
oh god no, don't put on this rabbit hole. Just
you guys, just don't freaking get on board. You know
what I need to do. In fairness to me, with

(01:06:51):
all combined strength, you can move this into well do
you want Harrison to destruct? Do you want um Harrison
Ford to ask people to follow you? Oh, Harrison, it
is Darth Vader in your best Hans Solo. Tell them

(01:07:12):
I don't do Han Solo follow to follow young Bison.
I can't do um Han solo era Harrison, fucking dude,
I can't do a good James Jones. That was pretty good.
That was pretty good. I just don't want. I don't want.
The Only thing I'm trying to do I can only
do modern day on modern day Harrison, because that's the

(01:07:33):
one Harrison Harrison. It is me Darth Vader, the dark
Lord of the Sin yea for the love of all
Things Sin. Tell them to follow Donald underscore aison on Instagram.
They don't do it, but with their combined strength they

(01:07:56):
can in this destructive on flick and bring order to
the galaxy. All right, all right, all right, I'll do it.
Um listen um. Donald tried to make an Instagram and
uh he was. He was so stone that instead of
pressing the F for phase on, he hit underscore. So

(01:08:18):
that might be why it's confusing for a lot of
you people. It was for me. It's Donald and then
an underscore thing and then a'son. So please follow him
because really upset about the whole thing. Okay, that's all
I gotta say. I get the fuck out of you.
I want a million, he needs a Melia Knight is

(01:08:41):
pushing it and no one gives a fuck. Um all right,
Jed Droid because of me, don't make me destroy you, okayllo, okay, okay.
And my final asks. Please check out the A Good
Person trailer. The movie comes out in March twenty fourth

(01:09:01):
at a theater to you, please check out the movie.
It stars Morgan Freeman, Florence Pugh, and the legendary Molly
Shannon and you're gonna love it. The trailer is on YouTube.
Just search for a Good Person trailer coming up soon
March twenty fourth, right around the corner. I hope you'll
go as many times as Joel is going to see
Cocaine Barr. All right, thank you, everybody. Donald counts out

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stories about show we made about a bunch of domes
and nurses said, he's the stories natural. So around