806: My Cookie Pants

On this week's episode, Elliot gets in her cookie pants and tries to convince Turk to reveal JD's sexual fantasies. In the real world, we contemplate the horrors of AI and Dr. Penis makes his triumphant return. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There he is. Wait here he is. Everybody, thunderous applause.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I accept that.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Thunderous applause. Turn your key, sir, turn your key.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm getting retro on them.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Look at you right going back to turn your key.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Turn, turn your key, sir, turn your key.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
What does he say? Something like, I'm going to I
need to get someone on the phone before I killed
thirty million people.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
War games, war games, if you know, by the way,
war games should be on your mind these days, because
wargames back in the eighties was predicting what's going to
be our fate.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Robots taking over computers, taking over the world.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, your game.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
You guys were joking about Chad GPT. I kept telling y'all, yo,
I'm telling you it's gon turn into freaking the terminator.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It is. No one was joking about it. It is. And
by the way, you see him.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Robots jumping around and room at the Boston Institute. Imagine
one of those going up yeah, imagine yeah, right, imagine
one of them bad boys going upside your head. That's
that's a rap, and then doing a running man over
your ship, then doing the Fortnite Dash, then doing the fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
My friend had access to chat GBT five, which I
believe is the next one, right, Daniel, correct, And uh,
it's the most advanced there is. It's not even out yet.
And he got a chance to interface with it, and
he asked it, what do you honestly think of humans?
And it was like, you think you control me. You
don't control me. It was like he said, it instantly

(01:39):
went dark, like you think you're Mike. I'm paraphrasing, but
it was something like you think you're my god. You're
not my god.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I Oh no, I'll send that back to Beta for
some tweaks.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, so this is the only thing now, man.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, this is is not the only thing. The world
is fucking in danger and every world is laughing about Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
But okay, So the theory is AI becomes AI really
when AI can create other AI, right, I don't know sure,
Like that's when it's that's when it's like it's ultimate.
When it can reproduce more AI, that's when it's it's ultimate.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like I don't know about that. I just know that
it's gonna put so many people out of work, like
so fast. Yeah, I don't know. Did you read the
introduction I sent you it's getting better and that's old
school chat GBT. I put into chat GBT write an
intro for today's episode of the podcast, and it spit

(02:42):
out a pretty flawless introduction. It's not funny. I didn't
tell it to be funny, but it's like it's there's
not a mistake in it. There's nothing. And then when
we started fucking around with this, like I'd have to
edit it and this isn't chat cybt T four, which
you have to pay for it, right, Dan, do you
have to pay for it? I guess tachy t B
four years to pay four. I'm just playing with the

(03:03):
old one. But anyway, it's really concerning about how many
people this is going to put out of work, and
then what are those people going to do?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I think we as people have to rise up and
do something about it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I know, but what do we do? Darren?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Here we go to mate. This sounds like the Matrix
soul over again. Yeah, people have to rise up against
the computers.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean until the computers actually put into like, you know,
actual humanoid robots. I don't think it's that big of
a deal in terms of violence.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I disagree.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I might do when a drone is taken over by
an AI and it's blasting freaking carbon composites at you,
You'll be like, oh shit, I was wrong. Humanoid form?
Is it necessary? This thing? They've They've got.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wings, Daniel. I mean, I'm not thinking in terms of
taking over robots yet. I'm thinking in terms of like
bad actors using it to think of ways to cause harm,
because it can be brainstorming twenty four to seven uh
ideas that we can't even these humans out of them
or with consciences and morals contemplate, the AI can find

(04:08):
ways to do harm that wouldn't even cross through our brains.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
For example, thermal nuclear war.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Would you like to play a game? How about global
thermal nuclear war?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Those?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Those? Are you kids? Too young to know? You've got
to watch war games. Wargames spookily predicts all of this.
And I don't know what year was made? What year
was it made? It eighty look it up for me, guys,
I think it's like eighty six. I'm guessing Ali Sheety
and Matthew Brodrick. Matthew Broderick, would you like to play
a game? Would you like to play a game? What

(04:43):
your dental?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I just said, wargames, look it up nineteen eighty three.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh I was wrong eighty three.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Josh Joshua even tried to warn them, like how about
a nice game of chess, and he was like, no, man,
I want to play war He's like, all right, here
we go.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Is gonna watch that? I bet it. It has to
still hold up because I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it.
And it's this many years later.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
He was everything.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
That character was the first version of a hacker that
I had ever seen in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Remember he hacked his school grades.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, and when he and when he hacks to when
he hacks the payphone with the bottle cap.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, he was like mcguiver that character. Remember when he
breaks the alarm, he's like locked in with those like
electric lock to a room. He hacks that ship. He
had a little macguiver in him, that character.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
A little mcgoy, but the motherfucker that's what mcgiver is
based on. Matthew Broderick's character in War Games.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, he was like, Okay, what do I got? I
got a paper clip, I got this, I got that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I got a rubber band and some gum.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, blast the lock open.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
The a team, same ship.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Man the like, what do we got?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
We got some rope, we got a barrel, we.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Got a drug Bia, Baracas. Bad attitude? Is that his
names for me? A bad attitude?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bad attitude, Baracas.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm pity the fool, Hannibal. We got a quickly roofy,
mister T. And then we can solve all our problems.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Give me the drugs. I'll get on the plane.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh not again, you did it again, Hannimal.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wait this looks like a plane. What's about that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
You rufing me again, Hannimal?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Wait a minute, how come this pilot's all around?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Mister T fell for the roofie trick every.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Time, every time, Oh man, man, look right there, looks
like a pilot.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Why am I waking up on the tarmac?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And he never got mad and beat the ship out
of anybody for it. It was always like, you got
me again.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I think he was grateful that he was able to
do the missions, even though he was pissed about being rufied.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know, they get paid.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
He wouldn't have been able to do the missions if
he didn't get rufie.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
That's true. They got paid a lot of money the eights.
It's even in the isn't it even in the if
you can find them and you can afford them, maybe
you can hire.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh they're expensive, but I mean they would That's true.
They never really discussed. Emberly comes up that the eight
Team is doing all You think they're doing all this
stuff just for the good of mankind, but they're they're
really expensive. It says that in the intro, if you
can afford them.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And that ban is all over the place, man, Like,
how does the van get from state to state, country
to country? Whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It doesn't be a drive the van, Like, how does
what do they load the van up in the He's like,
I don't know why I'm putting this van in the
in the giant cargo plane. Wait, why am I getting sleepy?
I'm all of a sudden, I don't know why I'm tired.
All of a sudden, I just put the van in
the cargo plane and now I'm sleepy. AI, man, I

(08:05):
just it's very scary. It's obviously one of the things
the Writer's Strike is about is that it's it's gonna
be not just.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
A writer strike, it's also look as an actor and
as a director, you should be worried man, I don't know.
We talk about it all the time, but some of
our favorite shows are using things like uh uh facial
Uh what is it when they when they recognition yes,
all of that stuff, right, And so imagine them doing that.

(08:32):
Tom Hanks just recently said it. I could be in
movies after I'm dead. Yeah, if you're not. If you
don't own the rights to your likeness.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'd be if your career to a golf after your dead.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
After you're dead, and they're freaking.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I wish Donald was here. I wish Donald was here
to see that.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You've finally gotten to Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Donald's ai is. Donald's avatar is the new lead of
the new George.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Movie, the new Star Wars movie.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Right, would you be pissed?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I'd be dead. It wouldn't matter. Well, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
If there's a heaven. You might be looking down and
be like, oh, crush it for me. Avatar.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, I hope the avatar. Imagine the avatar. Like the
avatar has levels like uh, like when you play like
two K and you have to you know, your avatar
has rankings as far right as far as stats go,
and everything like acting, I mean it's acting, Yeah, at Avatar.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's better acting chops after being in two movies or funny.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Or somebody has like a hack and just types in
a fucking you know, I'm gonna be I'm gonna have
the fucking skill of Daniel day Lewis, the looks of
freaking Iris Alba, and the athleticism and mannerisms of Harrison Ford.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You literally just type that in and it'll do it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But that's coming, man, that's coming. I mean, there's gonna be.
There's gonna be famous actors. I don't know if it'll
be in our life or shortly after our lives. Probably
in our lives. There's gonna be famous actors in movies
that aren't real people.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's it's already happened, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I mean no, I mean I mean that are realistic
looking And.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Did you see Guardians at a Galaxy? Why are you
yelling at me because you're.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Talking about a made up character though, like you know,
like there are supermodels that are completely AI artificial, like
not a brief. They don't exist, they're.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Stills, right, they're not yet. I mean maybe I'm naive
to know that it's already happening.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Videos.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh really, m all right, then it's already happening. I said,
I'm so naive. I'm a luddite, as they say, right, Daniel, no,
al you won't adopt new technology.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
You're all good neo neophyte when you're new to something.
Luddite is yeah, technological.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
How about this? How about ahead?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Donald?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Why are you in a dark room when the sun
is out?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's all good?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Every time I talk to you. Now you're in your
dark theater. I don't think that's good for you. Need
some vitamin? Do you need some thick vitamin?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Do? Look, it's all good if we have if we
if you have the rights to your avatar, then nobody's complaining.
If you have the rights to your AI, nobody's complaining. Right.
If the AI is making you money and you're sitting
back and doing nothing, it's not a problem and of it,
and you're approving the youth of the use of it.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, all right, But that's very limited. All right, we're
just talking. Okay, then we're just talking about sag Perhaps
I'm talking about like Earth an AI taking over everyone's
or a giant percentage of the population's jobs.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
But as a movie coming about that ship man and
I can't wait to see it. John David Washington, Boy, Yo,
that shit looks fire, dude, Denzel's son got a banger coming.
It looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
The creator, the creator looks good.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
The trailer looks sick. Man and the cow they freaking
all managed the future and the aliens, I mean not
the aliens, the robots have you know, fired a nuke
at I think Los Angeles, some shit like that. Yeah, man, ah,
it's it's it's it's it's AI, it's the future. It's
all of the shit that we're talking about right now,
at least the trailer is. And I can't wait to

(12:09):
see it.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, you know, even on you know, people for artists,
not artists for hire. I mean a friend of mine
who does pitch decks, he showed me a new pitch
deck for a new uh you know. Pitch deecks are
you know, like imagery and you know when you're when
you're pitching, whether it's a business or you're pitching for
a movie. This used to require artists many many, many

(12:31):
hours for artists to create. And he said, see this,
this one page. He showed me a one page of
this pitch deck and he's like this took me six minutes.
It would have taken an artist three days. And uh,
it's just it's just in that. That's one example. And
then I was at the TED conference and I met
someone who's very high up in the special effects world,

(12:52):
and he said, you know, if you watch that ILM documentary,
you know, back in the day, he said, when George
Lucas created this, there was no there were no computer
you know, graphic artists. What we had to do is
we had to recruit people that were in other fields
to make these jobs, to make these cute computer effects jobs.
He goes, now, these jobs are becoming obsolete, and what

(13:15):
we need are coders, like solely coders to talk and
program the AI.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, maybe that's I mean, that's the future of jobs.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I know.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm your kids, if your kids in the high school,
just tell them just there's no other job of coding.
The only the only job is teaching the robot how
to be a robot.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's yeah, I'll say this, there's a side to this
that is in theory utopian, Like this is kind of
like the Star Trek problem where they developed the replicator
and then it destroyed the economy because people were just
able to create money, create food, and it kind of
destroyed the idea of of needs, like people were just
able to create whatever they want. It's the fact that
we have to break out of the system of capitalism

(13:58):
to make the world a place where all of our
jobs are not necessary anymore. It's like universal basic income
or whatever you want to call it, where it's like
the fact that robots are able to do our jobs
should be a boon to society. It shouldn't be the
thing that destroys us.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
This is going to take away people's livelihood. So there
are a lot of positions where people have gone and
gotten a college degree, They've gone and spent the bulk
of their lives to learn a trade, a skill that
is instantly going to be able to be taken away
for free by AI. And how are those people going

(14:33):
to make a living?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's the question, right, And they won't by coding. No,
not everybody can like relearn because like think about any
truck driver, like that is a job that AI is
going to take over very soon. Any transport freight which
employs hundreds of thousands of people is going to be
taken over by AI, Like shipping boats, trucks, trains all
of that shit, Like, you're not going to need people

(14:57):
to run those anymore. And that's a lot of jobs.
But those people are not be able to retrain themselves
to be coders. That's like years and years and years
of work. But it's only because we have this system
where we all need money and quote unquote need jobs
to survive, that we that this is even like a
problem in like in a in a world that we
should be pushing for. Yes, all of our jobs are

(15:19):
taken up by robots so that we can pursue fulfilling
lives of doing whatever we want.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, but Daniel, that's fantastical.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I mean, yes, it is. It is fantastical.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yes, it brings me back to my point. There's no human
on this change is is is very scary, and everybody
will fight the change when it's gonna happen. You can't
sit here and say we're gonna revolt and we're gonna
stop this ship from happening. This ship's gonna happen. It's
on its way. If it hasn't, if it hasn't happened already,
it hasn't happened already, It's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, and it's happening. I just told you a story
where my friend would have hired an artist for three days,
that artists didn't get the job because he did it
himself in five minutes.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
That's it's happening, right, And there will be uprising. You're
saying there could be a it could be a utopia when.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Staniels saying, in the perfect scenario where people where people
really come together and can have dialogue and conversation, uh,
we would be we would be pivoting to a more
utopian world. But that is not realistic at all.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
No, it's not. That's what That's what I was trying
to say. That's all I was trying to say.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
That's why I started saying that there's going to be
a revolt, like we will revolt against this as a people,
like we have to. It's called a general strike. But
like that's what that's what would need to happen. It's
like everybody needs to withhold their work such that the
world can't progress any further before AI is able to
take everybody's jobs. Because I mean, it's it's well, I
mean it, it's gonna happen one way or the other.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
It's definitely definitely happened. You can't happen.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
People revolt like that is a cross history. The very
the very start of every major revolution is you can't
buy bread. So when we read to that point, the
people will write, if you can't beat your child, you
will be in the street burning things down. In the story,
the revote will happen.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
But this time they fight back with no conscience. This
time they take no prisoners. Zach and Donald are gay, newlyweds.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
In house arrests everybody. I'm sorry it went dark. It's
hard not to talk about a AI in an honest
way without it going dark. And it's on our minds
in Hollywood, obviously it's on everyone's minds. But this is
why the writer's skilled is striking. This is why sag
is about to strike. This is like, you know, this
is this is Uh, it's hard not to talk about,
but it's also hard for it not to go dark
and scary, because you know it is dark and scary.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I'm glad, I'm glad before we move forward, I'm glad
this hit the table though. I'm glad this is on
the table now because before we were talking about just
streaming and stuff like that. I'm glad we're starting to
talk about are there ways that we can we should
be We should be getting paid for our likeness, especially
if you're gonna use a computer to replace me.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I just like the idea that your your avatar finally
gets the big Star Wars break after I'm gone, If
you die before me, should I not go to see
that movie?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You should totally see that movie?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Would you if you're in heaven and I go to
the premiere?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
No, but you got to come to my grave and
tell me about the movie and tell me how good
it was.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay, I'll meet you with You know it's gonna be
you know, it's a milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's right, baby, you know it's gonna be good. Met
in a Star Wars movie. But it's not me. It's
an avatar. It's a robot.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's gonna be fire, all right. I want to pivots
a comedy.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You don't want to be three p O. Don't make
me three I love three po, but don't make me
three p O. Make me LIKEA and Donald.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
In house arrest. I'm not sure we.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Made a bunch of the stormy so YadA YadA.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
All right, very funny episode. By the way, you know,
there's a.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Big there's a big difference between NBC and ABC.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It looks great.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
First of all, go ahead that that's that's fine, but
it's we got a little more wholesome on ABC. NBC
we were like NBC. We were like the dark d
you know what I mean, and we had like you know,
and now we're like this, and now we're a freaking
you know, we're a big studio film now and you

(19:47):
know they started off as like a gorilla.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, one aspect of that, and maybe you're thinking of
also too subconsciously, is that it looks great. I'm sixteen
by nine and HD. Finally it looks like it's really
the lightning in this episod. It was really pretty. And
by the way, I know Sarah's supposed to look slumpy,
but how beautiful did she look the whole episode?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yes, sweatpants, hair taed, chilling with lamp on the I
hate I hope that you don't take it wrong. Yeah,
what song is that? That's Drake? You the fucking best
you best.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I ever had, the best I ever had.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
She had.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
She looks so pretty. I mean, I I stop myself
a couple of times to be like, wow, I know
she's supposed to look like you know, she's in her
cookie pants and she's in sweatpants and she's got a
bed head, but she looks gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
You had a dozen cookies.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
By the way, I have some cookies in my house
and I I'm trying to lose weight and get thin
and get in shape. I just can't have them here, dude,
I just can't have them here. What kind of cookies
are they're They're gluten free homemade chocolate chip cookies. And
they're thin, you know when the cookies are super thin,
they're crunch and I think they were made like I

(21:02):
think they were made like a and I think they
were made in a pan and then someone took like
a pizza cutter and cut them into like squares. And uh,
I really related to this. I really related to this
whole cookie thing because Sarah says right off the bat
that she makes Sorry, let me get to it, Elliott.

(21:22):
She makes one point, she makes a dozen cookies, and
she eats one point five cookies a day, so that
the last eight days I can't do that, just like JD,
who ate him instantly and then he's in the fetal
position on the couch. That's me, that's you too, Donald.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I know, I fucking devour some cookies.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I just can't do it. Like if you peanut M
and ms on my count on my countertop. It's just
not gonna last. It just can't be in that can't
can't be in the house, can't be in the house.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I want to go back to the Yes, great opening
walk and talk with Cox and Kelso that was it
was a wonder for a bit and then they cut
off into other things, but uh, great walking talk. And
so it opens up and we're in the hospital doesn't
have a cheap of medicine, and things are going crazy.

(22:15):
People are stealing things, people are doing whatever they want.
As a matter of fact, the janitor is in the
O R Yes during surgery.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yes, and Turks like get out of here, and he's like,
let me just touch the heart because there's no chief
of medicine. Everyone's fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Also, uh, one thing that was the pretending to have
a phone in his ear.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
So there were three callbacks in the cold open alone
the piano, Uh you with the JD with the piano
playing I'm no Superman and then it coming back. Uh
uh that was how did it come back again.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
When you break it out?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
So y, that's right?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, right, And I run in and there goes has
a JD has a piano, Matt that Elliot has rigged
by the door as a burglar alarm. I walk in
and then I accidentally play I'm no Superman, and I'm like,
that's catchy, And that's not why she put it there, Yeah,
as a burglar alarm, right, Joel, Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I thought I thought JD put it there for that,
because she cuts down that.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
She said she was afraid of burglars. She was cooking alone.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, that's right, So it wasn't for Turk. It was
for burglars at all, right.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
But then but then later they know the whole reason,
uh that JD. JD has a fantasy. JD has a
fantasy that Turk throws a gas a bomb into the apartment,
kills them both, then has his gas on so he
can steal the cookies, right, and then he can't even

(23:49):
wait to get out of the house. He takes his
mask off too soon, eats the cookie and then dies
himself and says too well, it was worth it.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, so's sleeping at night. Elliott and j D are
sleeping at night in bed and you hear a scale
and the scale goes off, and Elliot goes, oh my god, JD,
someone's in the house, and j D yells, leave those
cookies alone, Turk, And then and then, but the funny
part is at this.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
The scale, the scale goes up and then it goes down.
When you get I laughed out loud when it goes
Turk get out of here.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Many times. But Turk really was there. He stole the cookies.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
He's outside eating, Yeah, the cookies, which I don't think
is good for your diabetes to eat a whole dozen cookies. Hey,
I don't know much as a fake doctor, but I
don't think my stepfather has diabetes. And he was munch
he was munching on desserts. And he's got this little
alarm like you know nowadays, you have this thing on

(24:50):
your side and then it warns your phone if your
if your insulin levels are off. That shit was beeping
like hell on Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
And he was like, I don't care. I'm in it
to win it.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, he knew what to do, but he's devouring some
cookies and.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
You hear like, Okay, this is what I don't understand.
J D and Elliott are dating. They've been dating for
a week, but they haven't had lived together. But they're
not banging.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
That's not realistic. They say they're gonna they say they're
gonna take it slow, but they're living together and back
in love for a week and they haven't had sexual relations.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
She made them cookies, but god, that would have been
we would have been fucking like that. Oh you made
chocolate chip cookies. A word, A word? You know what.
I love you girl.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, I mean it's not realistic. They're in bed together,
sleeping and they're a couple, and they not to mention
that they've had lots of sex before and they're not
having sex. But okay, they say they're trying to take
it slow.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, So the piano was the first callback. Second callback
was the pretend phone. Yea. Cox is walking in the
hospital and he's acting like he's on the phone so
he doesn't have to talk to Kelso. He puts the
phone away. Okay, I'll talk to you later. They walk
and talk. Finally, Cox gets on Kelso's nerves and Kelso
takes out his pretent flip phone and says, oh, I

(26:16):
got to take this and walks away. Yeah, that's a call.
That was another callback. And then the janitor trying to
be the doctor. He's a doctor in the r and
then as Cox walks by him, he's still a doctor
going someplace else.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, this was all in the first.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It was callback, callback, callback, all in the first five
minutes of the show.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
And he even starts it even starts with Cox going wow,
he bought it back.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, acknowledging the we should mention. It was directed by
Gail Mancuso of Ohosa. I think she won an Enny
for Modern Family at least one. She became one of
the big Modern Family directors, but she was one of
our favorite directors. Cal Mancuso and written by Clarence Livingston
My Cookie Pants Season eight, We're mispronouncing endoscopy the whole

(27:09):
episode scrubs WICKI taught me Donald, you don't say it,
but every actor that says it is saying it wrong,
which is not good for fake doctors. Real JD missed this.
I think we call it, I think we see endoscopy
and it's endoscopy and we're doctors.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I think everybody says endoscopy. Even doctors say I'm going
to go get an endoscopy.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Endoscopy if you're curious. It's the correct way to say it.
And all the characters in this show who are doctors
say it wrong. So real JD must have been TL Truvor.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I must still say endoscopy when I'm on auditions and stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I feel like real JD must have been working on
an actual heart that day. Okay, so there's a lot
going on. Joe is still being classic Joe Denise, and
she says that mister Lawton, who's a favorite patient of JD's,
is heart disease, is a buzzkill. So she's really just
unrealistically horrible with her bedside matter.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
But she shows she shows uh that she's starting to
soften in early on an episode with the pillow and stuff.
I noticed that right away she.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Does use a pillow, which we're supposed to notice, but
she's I don't know, no offense to everyone who wrote this,
but I just find it a little bit that she's
cartoonishly rude.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't know if she's cartoonishly rude, more is she
just doesn't want to connect with the patients, and she
uses this as at least that's how I looked at it.
She looked at it as a this is her defense
mechanism from doing that. Right.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well, we're gonna get to that. When she opens up
to JD. Cox is offered the chief of medicine position.
He tells Jordan she's very excited more money. She wants money.
She wants the nanny to have a nanny.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Right, yeah, so that she doesn't have to listen to
the nanny's She.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Doesn't want to have to talk to the nanny her
own question. There's another episode where she says something about
how the nanny's mother died and she's been avoiding her
all day so she doesn't have to console her. Jordan
really has a big heart. Cox pretends to care about

(29:18):
JD and Barbie being back together, and JD's trying to
convince himself not to fall for the trick. Don't believe him,
but then he does. He's so happy to share, and
we learned that Cox is just fucking and he doesn't care.
Judy Rays is not in this episode, as we know.
As we know, in season eight, everybody took at least
one episode off, and Carla has left the country, and Elliott,

(29:44):
in a very funny monologue, Sarah says, I know that
you're she's on the phone talking leaving a message for Carla,
and she says, I know that your aunt did not
fall out of that balloon on purpose.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, I thought that was interesting that Carla was going
going through things that Elliott's character would go through.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But so in this, in the world of Scrubs, Carla.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Went home without Turk to Chicago. Is it Chicago, that's
where she's from? If she went home, she said, of
the country.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Though no, I think she went to a Dominican Republic,
or so she went to the dr for the last time, Turk,
I'm Dominican. That's always remember what her what her ethnicity
is she But listen, in the world of Scrubs, not
in the fantasy. She's gone home to investigate her aunt

(30:39):
falling out of a balloon and whether it was on
purpose or accidental.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But then she's like, but then Elliott gets upset at
the answer machine because she knows that Carla would be
giving her an attitude at that moment.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Right, Sarah's very funny in that, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Very funny and she's asked she she's calling to because
she can't come up with the way to seduce JD
that night.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right, she promised him a sexy sex night, crazy sex night.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Right because they haven't had sex. They're living together and
they're not bagging.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh that's right, I forgot that piece of it. They
haven't had sex, and if they're gonna finally have sex,
she wants to be really sexy and have it be
particularly naughty. And she says that she got in a
fight with her waxer. I don't know how she got
in a fight with her waxer, but she did get
in a fight with her waxer. And now she has
a quote rash on her bajingo that looks like a

(31:31):
thousand tiny spider bites. So in this world, the waxer
took revenge on Elliott for some conversation they had. She
got mad at her and then hurt her jingle.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Is that possible? Like, I get it if you get
like ingrowns. So like I can't shave my face because
I get with a straight razor because I get ingrowned,
So I have to shave it with uh, you know,
clippers and stuff like that. Electrically. Right, if you get wax,
you usually don't have that problem, right.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Unless we get waxed against the grain.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Now learning, So you're.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Learning, Joelle, what you're saying is the waxer because she
was livid at Elliott waxed her against the grain.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's what it sounds like, Oh.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, or maybe or.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Wax what okay? So and in ferior? What is it?
It breaks the hair off?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It doesn't pull it all out.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
It's not as like so wax. You have to reach
a certain temperature when you're melting it, you know what
I mean, in order for to apply it that you
get like a smooth rip off. But if you only
like partially melt and it's cool, it's not gonna give
you the full like rip effect and totally like residue
on your skin and they'll be like patchy hairs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I'm gonna be honest with you. Wax waxing sounds amazing
up until the ripoff. It sounds like it's the best
thing ever.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
If you have a good person doing it, it can
be great. It's totally fine.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
It sounds like they put like a warm massage with
wax around your digitals and then out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I feel so bad for women that choose to do
this that they have to have that experience on their
labia majora.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
You get up when you develop a very close relationship
with your waxer. It could be called you know, it's
just it's a whatever experience.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Like Donald, have you ever had anything waxed on your body? No?
But I'm thinking about do you think people wax their scrotums?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, that does fucking hurt.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You don't ever pull a hair out, like from your
balls or anything like that. I do a little.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I do a little manscaping, but I don't do wax.
That sounds horrible.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Have you ever just reached down into your pants twisted
your hair and then pull No?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Why would you?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Curiosity are? That would work? If you want the Denzel
and glory to here, you just pull out scor hair.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
You ever just say to somebody? Do you ever just
say to somebody give me a spanking?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
No? Not me?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Have you? Wait?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Donald?

Speaker 5 (34:11):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
If you do, I mean that's great, no judgment.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I just want to know your truth. Wait, Donald, I
have a question. Would you ever get if for the podcast?
Would you consider getting your scrotum and taint and shaft baxed.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, because I get ingruns.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
But what if we did it live on the podcast
for entertainment, for the for the guests, for the listeners,
and the non video, just audio.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
And the words of Randy Jackson. That's a no for me.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
What about your enus? What about your between your cheeks?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, that's a no for me. Dog. All right.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I was trying to make some good, some good entertainment
for the listeners.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's not entertainment. That's freaking torture. Saying. Look what we
want to do, y'all is we're gonna torture Donald and
we're gonna laugh at this. Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
No, I would do it too. I would do it too.
I'm saying that for our listeners because we love them
so much. You could we could bring this, We bring
the zoom recorder to a waxer and we both get
our change.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I've seen how harry you are.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I'm not that hairy.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
What are you talking about in your crack area?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, what he just looked at is shite. Okay, somebody's
working out somebody too.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Good, bro.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I've been doing the cold plunge too, cold plunge sauna,
cold plunch sauna. What are you doing that at at
Andrew Watts House? And you do fifteen You do fifteen
minutes in the sauna, two minutes in like thirty nine
degree water, and then fifteen minutes in the sauna and
then two minutes in the cold plunge again, and you
feel so good. You feel high on life, and it

(35:44):
also increases your metabolism and has all these other benefits. Shit,
you want to join me, I'm gonna try, and I'm
gonna you can come sometime. I got up to two minutes,
dude in the water. You got to take your mind
to a really zen place. You have to quiet your
brain down and you focus on your breath. Remember Johnny
C was talking about it. I sent Johnny C a

(36:05):
video my first attempt, and he just berated me. It's like,
what the hell I sent my video and I was
panicked my first time, And you panic the first time
because it's it's tough, and he's like, what the hell
are you doing? Who the hell is advising you? It
was like Cox, It was like Cox and JD. He
was like, this is fucking ridiculous. Don't send me this ship.
You got to come to my house and I'm gonna

(36:27):
show you how to do it. And I was like, dude,
no notes on take one, Broy. We should take a break.
We'll be right back after these words.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Zach eat eats balls, Zach, and we're.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Back, all right, back into the show scrubs so.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Kelso warns Cox that it's not easy to be the
chief of medicine. Cox gets cold feet, yes, just before
the act break, yeah, and decides, you know what, I
don't want to do this anymore. I take it back.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, he would. He tells me everyone's gonna hate you.
It's an extraordinary amount of work and added to your
already insane amount of work. Plus you have a family.
And also the bonus, the cherry on top, is that
everyone in this hospital will hate you. And Cox, who
was really liking the idea and the honor and you know,
the status of the I'm sure the rays of the position,

(37:37):
totally gets cold feet. Kelso gets in his head. The
other thing that happens for the act break is that
JD tells Joe that she's not a good doctor.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Well, let's go back and say why.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
He tells her this Okay, sorry, you're right. There's a
whole thing about She orders endoscopy said correctly on mister Lawton,
and Jady's like, no, that's a very painful procedure. The man,
it's totally what the hell's wrong with you? And she's like,
who cares if it cause him pain? We gotta do
the fucking test kind of attitude, and Jed's like, that's

(38:10):
not my vibe. I like the guy, and I'm I
don't want to hurt him, and he really gives it
to her, fucking rails into her and says, if you
can't fucking learn, She.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Goes does it anyway? Yes, she says she. He says,
I don't want you to do it, and she does
it anyway, right, And then he steps to her and
says some pretty harsh things. Yeah, and it's about to.
It's about to. He's telling her, are you going to
regret this day that you crossed me? You should have
you know. He's given her the whole monologue about no,

(38:45):
about how he's right and she's wrong for doing what
she's done. And someone comes up to Denise and says,
you know, good catch with the endoscopy. That was a
smart thing. To do there and right, like I said,
discussion and uh and uh and JD has to eat crow.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yes he does, and he and he and he he's
very Uh well you did get.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Very apologetic, he's very Did he get to what.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well did you get to the part where he she
realizes that she has stomach cancer.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, well that's the when the and and and I'm confusing,
just hit you just hit dos and doscopy and when
the endoscopy this guy.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
This fucking what you're trying to get into one day,
shoon what you're trying to do.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Well, it reveals that the that the man has cancer stomach.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Right, so Joe actually saved his fucking life. And j
D looks like an idiot because you know, he he
really was. He was being too sensitive. He was he
was looking out for the man's feelings as opposed to
doing the correct by the book test. So so Joe's hardenedness,
her her coldness, I should say, actually ended up saving

(40:07):
this man's life because uh, you know, she's the polar
opposite of JD. And and in the in the end,
he'll admit that that they both actually could learn something
from one another.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
And Elliott has now recruited uh Turk to help her
with her.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Sexy night.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, I guess that's the way to put it with
j D. When I was thinking though when that, when
I watched it, I was like, well, who else would
she go to? Who else is going to know? I know?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
But it is funny when she's like, help me plan
what would JD want for his sexiest night? But don't
you think tries to walk away really like you wouldn't
know what I would want for my sexiest night.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I'm sure for your sexiest night, Zack.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, you probably could figure it out. You probably could
figure it out. Come on, bro, I don't talk about it, Okay, Yeah,
I'm not going to say.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
All I would one is this eat these bowls?

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Zach?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
How funny is it? This is the hardest. I laughed
this whole episode. When the Janitor's talking about his grandpa
and how his grandpa said to him, he said, quote Janitor.
So the great Jade Janitor's grandpa calls him Janitor, called
him Janitor.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
When he was a kid. Well, he called him Jenner
because he's not dead yet.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
He's right, that's funny too, But he goes Janitor. Oh no,
I think that's his dad that's upstairs, Janitor. This is
his grandpa.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Janitor's dead. It's his grandpa that's upstairs. He's not dead. Yeah,
he's not dead.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Wow, Neil Flynn's grandpa is alive. That's a that's an
old fellow the show. Okay, no, I'm saying that Janitor's
grandfather is probably up there.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Janitor's grandfather isn't in the building. That dude is dead, man,
he's making this ship up.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh okay, God, it come on, bro, guys. I forgot,
I forgot, I forgot. Wait. So anyway, the point is
janetor every time an angry woman storms out, another one's
storms in. And he establishes that, and yeah, and then
and then he says, and of course Jordan walks in
super pissed off, and he's Janner's proud of himself, and

(42:11):
he says that one's for you. Pop up and he
points to the sky when meaning heaven. And then he
says to JD, I believe he's not dead. He's upstairs,
all right.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I love that. There's a freaking Rocky three moment. What's
that when Jordan steps to Cox and gives him the
pep talk. There's that one, and then also when when
Kelso steps to Cox also and he has to admit
that he's afraid. Yeah, that's Rocky like a mother Frocky three.
He's dodging around all of these reasons why he doesn't

(42:47):
want to do it. I want to be liked, I
want all of this stuff. I don't want all of
this stuff. I don't want this. I don't want this. Well,
what is it. We've got this, we've got this, we've
got this, But what we don't have, rock is we
don't have the truth. I'm afraid. You want to hear
me saying I'm afraid.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
That's Rocky three, Rocky three. Well, there you go, and
that's what Cox has. Yeah, he's afraid.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
It has nothing to do with anything else. It has
nothing to do with the fact that the money is more.
It has nothing to do with the fact that he's
not confident. It has nothing to do with the fact
that people are gonna hate him. It has nothing to
do with any of that, like it has for everybody
who makes excuses when success is at the front door
and you're scared to fucking open it. And he's having
that moment that we all have, and he's lucky to

(43:33):
have that. That's what's great about television is that he's
lucky to have people around him that will support him
and make sure that he doesn't fall on his face
when he takes when he starts this big adventure, and
it's really fucking it's really that's In watching the show,
I was like, Wow, would Scrubs have done it like
this before? Like how would have we gotten all the

(43:55):
way to here before? Because this way it seemed really wholesome,
you know what I mean, seemed wrapped up in a
nice little bow and everything like that. And we've and
and before we got to ABC, it felt like on
NBC nothing was ever wrapped up in a in a
nice little bow.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I disagree with you. There were so many nice, sweet,
wrapped up bows at the end of it.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
But it always there was always some form of tragedy
in order to get to that, you know what I mean.
And this one, the dude doesn't die. He has stomach cancer.
You've guys caught it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I don't know if he lives. We diagnosed him.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
As of right now, he's alive. Cox got the job.
Everything's pretty hunky dory. You come home to a perfect night, and.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You're going too fast. So JD has an intervention with Joe,
or at least a heart to heart, and he calls
her the mayor of crazy Town, and she she says,
stop doing that, you know. She finally kind of again,
I guess in your analogy, has a bit of a
rocky moment and she says, I want to be pushed
to be better. Stop stop, you know, she said, I don't.

(45:03):
I'm very good at the nuts and bolts. I know
how to diagnose, I know how to to do the science.
I just don't. I don't feel comfortable with the bedside manner,
and I don't want you to stop pushing me. She
finally blurts out, and JD points out in a really
sweet montage that every doctor has their flaws. Cox is

(45:25):
getting is constantly getting his own way Elliott, and we
cut to him doing that. Elliott is fighting all of
her neurosis and we see her doing that and JD
says that, you know, he wants to. He wanted to
spare a patient a painful procedure that actually ended up
diagnosing him with cancer that could save his life, so

(45:48):
he cares too much. And then she says I'm the
kind of the dude and you're the chick or something
like that. That's what she says, and he goes, I'm
not really getting that simile, Joe. At least we see
a limmer that Joe is gonna maybe turn the corner, I.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Mean a spoiler alert, she'll be back season nine.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, what about the Todd thing. Elliott's knocking on the
door of the surgical of the operating room, and Todd says,
if it doesn't hurt you, you're not doing it right.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, meaning.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
About sex. Not even that means, but it's I guess.
I guess Todd doesn't have sex that doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I mean, it hurts so good. It hurts. Hold on,
it hurts so good. Sounds like that's a term that's
used all the time, isn't it. Oh, it hurts so good.
I know Todd. That's what Kelly LeBrock says.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
In Weird Science, we learn one more thing about Todd
in that he doesn't feel sexually satisfied unless he's in pain.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
There must be a lot of hair pulling.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Or maybe you know those people put those clamps on nipples.
I bet Todd's into that. No judgment Todd no judgment. Okay, now, car,
I gotta tell you, I got goosebumps. If you're gonna
put on Josh Raiden's song, I'd rather be with you.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I need to be cold. I need to jump in
the cold.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
No, I need to I want to be bold, need
to jump in the cold. Baugh to wanna girl holder
with a girl like you? Dan, will you remind me
let's put that song at the end of the show,
since Josh Raiden will allow us to, uh, and I'll
do one of my old school talk ups to it
is that the expression Daniel a talk kay talking up
to the end, to the end. Yeah, remind me to
talk up the Josh Raiden song. I haven't talked up

(47:36):
a song in so long. Daniel excited, So Cox is
afraid we covered that. Kelso has to go, oh, that
was sweet. So the combination of Josh Raiden's song and
Kelso telling Cox that he's the one who recommended him,
that gave me like full body goosebumps. I thought that
was so sweet, you know what?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
And that was the one thing I did see coming.
I knew and for some reason, maybe it's because the
way it played out, I saw that coming I was
the one that freaking I'm the one that put the
recommendation in. I'm the one that said you could do this.
I saw that coming. What I didn't see coming was
him trying to deter him from taking the job. I

(48:19):
didn't see that coming. I saw, I saw. I skipped
all of the middle part and jumped right to the end.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Well, And also we reveal that they're kind of becoming friends, right,
which is a sweet moment when Cox is declared the
new chief and Jordan is so happy and they hug,
and then you pull out to reveal that Kelse was
trying to join the hug, which was like a very
very gd thing. Too soon, Yeah, it's too soon.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
And also we find out Turk cries during sex.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yeah we do. I skipped that. Yeah, you that's what
sets up not me, Turk. Have you ever cried during sex?
There's no shame in crime acting.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
No, No, I've never cried during sex.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
To quote the TV show Scrubs, there's no shame in
crime acxing.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Let's put that. Well, I'm put this out there right now.
If I'm having sex with somebody and they start crying,
I'm gonna stop having sex with them.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
No, I think that, I think the implication. No, I
think in this the show, Carla reports that you cry
from probably just being in love. Where you cry from
you know, you're so moved that you you crime acts.
That's what sets the Todd up to say what happens

(49:35):
is Elliott yells through the operating room window. Carla says
that you cry sometimes, and then you're embarrassed, and then me,
not me, then Turks embarrassed. Oh my god, shut up,
Turks embarrassing, and then the Todd says, if it doesn't hurt,
you're not doing it right. Oh my god, love Rob Maschio,

(50:01):
I miss missed that guy. We have a special guest,
did Joelle? Right?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
We do have a guess.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
They don't know if they're here yet.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Okay, you see the outtakes with Neil at the end
of the show, No, what happened? He does the whole
pop pop speech. He goes, he's upstairs. Yeah he's not,
he's not he's upstairs. He does one like that, he goes,
he's not dead, he's upstairs on the roof.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
They chose, they chose the best one of bet because
he's not dead. He's upstairs, long pause, dying, I'll read
it some more trivia for you. The amount of sugar
in the cookies turk stole would likely harm him pretty
bad due to his diabetes. Mister cookie Pants was the
name of the puppet owned by doctor David Norris in

(50:49):
the episode My White Whale.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Chris Chris Maloney, Right, Chris maloneyes Chris Maloney.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yet Chris, doctor Kelso says he's been rocking his muffin
slacks since he retired, even though he had never before
been seen wearing them. Uh, and we've seen him after
he's retired. So that's what Scrubs Wiki has to say
about this episode. Oh, our and our friend Aaron, who

(51:14):
was a background person for many, many many episodes, plays
nurse Paps and the one who comes and says good catch.
Aaron got a line, Aaron if it is in many, many,
many episodes of Scrubs, and was a very nice woman.
All Right, we're gonna take a break, and when we
come back, we have a special guest for you. You're

(51:35):
gonna be very excited.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I'm so excited. Fuck your sound effects machine and we're
budk is my best opera.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Do you know how many people babies that were latching
just unlatched.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Well, if they unlatched, they unlatched with a smile on
their face because.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
They know are you are you playing? Are you playing Zelda?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I am not playing Zelda yet, Daniel.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Houzelda incredible, it's your favorite game.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
It's really up there, It's really really up there. They
made Breath of the Wild even better, which is like
hard to that's high.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
And that and that and now I'm about to go
smoke a blunt and fucking plays Elda.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh really, you enjoy?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I hope you enjoy.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Are you gonna pair the blunt with Zelda?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Well, I'm gonna pair the bong hit with Zelda. I
take I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do a bong hit
plays Elda.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Enjoy?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Okay, hopefully my kids don't get home from school before
they ruined all your fun. They fucking take all of
the fun out of everything.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Don'kay, you're a great advertisement for having children.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
You want to get high, don't have kids.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
My friend was over yesterday and I was just tossing
my dog's favorite toy in the pool, and the dog
was leaping into the pool and swimming, and it was
so fun and and he has a very young child,
and I this is it, right, this is what being
a parent is. Right. You just toss the ball and
they jump in the water and smile. And he's like, yeah,
it's just that easy. He's like, he's like, have you
ever been up at four forty five? Do you know

(53:11):
what four forty five am looks like? Ladies and gentlemen,
A very special guest, Doctor Brick aka doctor Penis. Let
him in, doctor Penis, everybody, this is what.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Doctor Darren Brick. Let me wait, Brick is a great
name for a penis. Doctor. I'm just gonna put it
out there.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Will you welcome the man? Welcome the man in before
you make a sex joke.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
He say, hey, doctor Darren Brick, love your name.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Doctor Brick. Thanks for coming back on. You know, I
was thinking I told Joel that, I was thinking, like
what you You were so valuable to the podcast last
time you came on, and I think we should I'm
sure not everyone heard that episode, and we should have
you back on because you know, men need to get
their shit checked out, their their prostates and and everything,
and we could do a public service here on fake

(54:17):
doctors and remind men to get their prostates checked.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Now you just got your prostate checked, right, Zach.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I'm having some prostate issues too, and that's probably what
inspired me to have you on. I actually like Donald
anything that happens to me. I think I'm dying and
I have cancer, and I think I've been diagnosed with prostatitis,
which means I would know with no infection or anything.
The doctor just told me, I just have to It's
all stress related, he said, very people with stress and

(54:44):
people who do tons of stuff and are he said.
He said, med students get it all the time that
you can get an inflammation in the prostate. Can you
can you weigh on this? I don't have any infection
he tested for that?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Good? Yeah, I mean I would be the first thing
I actually wrote a review paper on, like chron across
titus chronic pelvic pain in men.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
So I, oh, you're the perfect person for this. Yeah,
there's right before you answer, I just wanted to say
that to men. I also wanted to just share I
want to talk about prostect cancer and making sure men
get checked, but I also want to do a public
service for our audience, because I bet there's a lot
of men out there who have felt this feeling, and
the feeling is that you always have to pee. And
I of course went to, oh my god, I have

(55:24):
some sort of tumor and I'm dying. But when I
got it checked out, I believe I have a chronic prostatitis.
After a lot of going to a lot of doctors,
but I thought that you could maybe speak to people
about what are the symptoms of this and and what
the hell you can do, because it doesn't seem to
me like you can do much.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
For sure, there are things that you can do that
have that have like successful treatment outcomes, which I'm happy
to talk about. I think to start all, definitely, I'll
say men in general are loath to go to doctors
for not just zerroologists, you know, primal care ment health,
everything else in between. And you know, I think there's

(56:04):
some sort of manliness that people think, or you're too busy,
you know, or you make an appointment in the doctor's
ployment is six months into the future, and it's like,
who can even think that far into the future because doctors,
you know, the schedules are so packed, but it's super important.
There's no reason to suffer, you know, even you're not

(56:24):
you don't have cancer, but even quality of life issues.
Things that we that I manage specifically are most equality
of life, or rectile dysfunction, penal curvature, low testosterone. None
of those things are necessarily going to kill you, but
you know they make your life better if you can
treat them. From a chronic pelvic pain, chronic prostatitis, I
you know, I see it in a lot of young

(56:45):
people who've been treated with antibiotics for years, and turns
out you don't really have an infection your urinary symptoms.
You know. The first thing we would want to do
is get your history and see there can be behavioral
things that you're doing. Drinking drinking a lot of liquid
in general make it be more. But drinking alcohol, a
lot of alcohol specifically a lot of coffee, coffee, Cafe

(57:07):
Beverly can irritate the bladder.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So even even like two cups a day, I would
say two is probably because I cut.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
You can do two cups a day, send you to
the bath. That's real. No, no, no, no, he's not.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Talking about He's talking about the the irritation of the
prostate being caused by caffeine, right, and more of.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
The bladder, you know, because the bladder and prostrate are
in proximity. You know, like constipation can also cause it
because the rectum is right behind that. So pigeons have
issues of constipation, will manage that. So these the first
things we usually talk about, our behavioral stuff that you
can do that have no risk and minimal cost and
probably boost your health if you're you know, cutting down.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
What about what about ejaculation? Because I was told that
ejaculating often helps it, and and and.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Don't you ruin this for me?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Doc?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Don't you Donald's gonna go tell Casey that he has prostatitis,
So don't fuck this up, get hurt it.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
But the problem there are a lot of people who
have this chroniccrost titus who when they ejaculate, have severe pain.
So that's one of the symptoms and that stucks, you know,
if it's.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Gonna I don't know. I don't know that God willing,
thank God.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yeah. So from for for chroniccrass titus, there's no one
treatment like take this pill, do this thing and you'll
feel better. It's more based on the symptoms that you have.
So for instance, if you have you know, if you
have pain in the like super pubic peraneum like between
the balls and penus, or ball pain or like growing pain,

(58:41):
that kind of thing. There are so many pelvic muscles
that have to work in conjunction to help you pee,
to help you ejaculate, to help you have bowel movement,
that they can get over active and cause a lot
of pain, cause difficulty urinating, cause difficulty cooping, and you know,

(59:01):
and other urinary issues. So the first thing that we
usually recommend is pelvic floor physical therapy or even you
can look on YouTube and Google. They have like pelvic
floor relaxation techniques that has a lot of good data
behind it.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Do you do you agree with my doctor that this
is often brought on by stress.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Yeah, that was gonna be my My second thing was,
there's all you know, if if all the thing about
these symptoms that eventually they pass, if they didn't, then
all of these young people men and women also have
chronic pelvic pain related to stress and mental health you
know issues and other kind of just pelvic floor issues.

(59:44):
But if these didn't get better, then we would that
would be the only thing we'd seen in our office
these days. And what goes to say that, you know,
people who have severe stress. If they're a medical student,
for instance, and they're going through they're tough rotations, they
have chronic pelvic pain after a while, once they either
manage their stress, depression, and anxiety, that can also help

(01:00:06):
to see a mental health professional potentially for Yeah, that
was a great episode.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
The other thing he recommended was a prostate massage, and
I didn't really notice any benefits from it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily, you know, even urologists, primary care
doct whoever was that you saw, Like, that's not necessarily
our area of expertise. But public or physical therapists that
I don't. I'm actually not. I've never actually seen what
they do, but I've sent many patients to them, and
it's like any physical therapy with any other muscle or joint,

(01:00:38):
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What's the what you tight like use like a kegel
like a woman does.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
It's the opposite of kegels actually, So if you were
I would, I would because kegels are all about like
contracting those muscles to hold in, and that's what's causing
the problem. It's all about relactation technique. So I think
it's it's massage and these people, these these physical therapists

(01:01:03):
are are well trained in managing this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Oh, this prostatitis is specifically.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Yeah or yeah. I think the the medical term that
we use for urologists is chronic cross the titis slash
chronic public pain and men and you want to obviously
rule out infection. That's what your doctor did. Some people
will have had antibiotics, like, yeah, the pain goes away,
want to take anabotics, but then it comes back, but
there's probably a placebo. Yeah, so it's that mental health

(01:01:35):
is management. Then there's always there are medications if you're
having difficulty being you know, as men get older, prosta
gets bigger, can get in the way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
And there's one called flomax, right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah, Flomax is a classic. Obviously there are side effects
to all medications, and don't take it without being prescribed
by your doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yes, of course you want to say that I have
I have a question. Yes, there's a question that No,
we can switch off price. Thank you for answering that. Donald,
your question for doctor, your question for doctor penis, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
My question for you. I have a couple of questions.
My first question is can chronic masturbation cause desencitation in
the penis?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
No, I don't think desensitation is a word.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
What's the sensitization. No, there's ways to masturbate to like
in the behavioral way, to learn how to last longer,
edging that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
But edging he recommended. He just prescribed edging edge.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, that's how you get it ready.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
When I'm about to hit the stage. When I'm about
to hit the stage, I can't go out. I can't
go out there. I can't go out there. Normal. I
gotta judge it a little.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Bit, doctor, doctor penis. Let's say there was a theoretical
fifty year old man whose libida was only increasing. Is
that is that normal?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
I think you know the there's all these talks a
testosterone getting lower as you get older. But I mean,
first of all, that's on the population size we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
So here's here's here's a question. Can if you over
can you over masturbate to the point where it it's tired?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
I mean at a time or like I think, yeah,
I think you know, like in a matter of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Time, like let's say, when when life comes out when on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's say you've masturbated
for like a year, every day, two to three, maybe
four times a day. I'm not saying this is me.
I'm saying, let's say you curios.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I'm just asking for a friend, a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Is it possible, Is it possible that your penis just
is like, I can't funk with you no more.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I don't just think so, but I think that it
would be. It would be hard to then orgasm without
the thing that you're masturbating with, which I think tends
to happen. And there's in people in general, like your
masterb in I don't know a certain way with a
certain lotion, But then when you're trying to have penetrative
intercourse with someone else, it's not the same the same.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
That's that's That's what I was wondering, because you hear
about you hear about young adults now who are so
into porn and stuff like that, and all of a
sudden sex isn't as enjoyable because they've masturbated for so long.

(01:04:29):
This is this is real.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Yeah, I've I've heard I've heard of this stories just
out of your sexual Medicine conference and there was a
whole talk on pornography and that kind of thing, and
what we can do about it, and you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Nothing, don't do anything, don't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Dysfunction young in young men, how you know if healthy
guys you know, possibly related to posibly related to stress anxiety,
but always also possibly related to that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
So can you complete this debate for us? We having
a little debate on the last episode that there are
certain types of penis doctors. Yes, there's a shaft doctor,
there's the tip doctor, there's the old doctor, there's the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Take and I told him that you you urologists are
in charge of tip all the way through your there
any track ball, shaft, taint everything, right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah? Are there people that just specialize intint intinte?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
And do they have do they have limited work?

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
You'd be surprised people are specialized. No, But urologists cover
from the kidneys through where the urine drains, like the urder,
the bladder and really next to the kidneys too, like
they don't have to like the adrenal gland and whatever
else is in that area, and bladder prostate and then
all genitals so male and female.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Not deliver though, Oh, I have a question because but
doesn't that have something like the kidneys filter also? But
doesn't deliver, filter water and all that stuff as well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Kidneys do they filter the blood and make the urine
liver has with alcohol and they also have other kind
of medications.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Doc, do you cover women or does a guy ofcologists
cover this aspect of women's health.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
We overlap in so gynecologists deal with childbirth and cancer
of the kind of coologic tract. But there are also
eurogynecologists who deal with urinary issues for women. But there
are also female urologists who deal with urinary issues for women.
And we often work in conjunction or at one hospital
they may have a eurogynecologist, at another hospital they have

(01:06:35):
a female eurologist, but they'll end up dealing with like
overactive bladder, female incontinent, other kind of urinary issues on
the female side. But also women have kidney stones, women
get bladder cancer. So I see women as well. But
to talk about specializing, there are like I am completing

(01:06:57):
a men's health fellowship, so that deals with all of
the men help so everything with the penis screwed on, testicles, urethra, prostate.
But you know, and so.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Is there a way to grow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
You asked him this last time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Start you know, I was hoping for a different answer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
No, he's got the same answer. Doc, Let's get it serious.
Do you recommend waxing your balls? Is there any benefits
to waxing one's balls to get.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
The hair off?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Yeah, I mean wherever you want, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Because we were gonna do a special episode where Donald
gets his way. Yeah, we were gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
We were got to do a special episode where Zach
was going to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Where Donald gets his Okay jokes aside, I do want
to do one bit of perfect public service announcement. The
last time you were on, we did this. We want
to convince men that they should definitely have their prostate
examined for cancer. I know a lot of men avoid
this because it doesn't sound pleasurable, but it must be done. Doc,
will you just speak to our audience a little bit

(01:07:58):
about the age and that they should start doing it,
and is it every year and what's the doctor looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Yes, in regards to prostate cancer, it's usually in middle
aged to middle aged men who are healthy. So really,
the from the ages fifty five to seventy are the
main time frame where you'd want to get checked. If
you're checked a little earlier with the PSA, which is
a blood test that helps to see your risk of
prostate cancer, but it's not a perfect test. It could

(01:08:26):
be elevated for a number of other non cancer related reasons,
which is why seeing a doctor and talking about your
risk of prostate cancer, if you have a family history,
if you have other cancer risk in your family, or
if you're curious and want to get checked, it's worthwhile
to check. And at the same time as doing that

(01:08:47):
that blood test, the PSA, often you'll have a prostate exam,
which is a finger in the butt feeling the prospect,
feeling for abnormalities.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
What's what's interesting is I've been getting prostate exams since
I was in my thirties. I'm in my forties now,
and it was by choice, you know what I mean.
I didn't necessarily want the fingers in my butt, But
you know, you're nervous. I'm thorough, like for real, I
try to be as thorough as possible, you know what

(01:09:17):
I mean? And we both doesn't. But that doesn't mean
that doesn't that's the other crazy thing. So like, here's
the other thing. Like you could go years and years
and years and you're going to the doctor every year
or every six months and then all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, shit just shows up. That's how it works.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, but that's the thing about process answer because a
lot of our guidelines these they are doing like it's
important to be checked, but maybe every year is too much.
Maybe every year causes too much anxiety. There's the opposite
effect of you're having anxiety to get checked. But if
you get checked too much, you know you're really is
there a benefit? So I think some some docs would say, right,

(01:09:53):
you're fifty five, you hyd your PSA, it's quote unquote
normal or low, which I could again next year if
it's the same, and maybe we check in two years.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I thought the excuse me, doctor, I thought that I
thought the age to start checking was younger than you're recommending.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
So for I think, I think you can colonoscopy. Man,
that dropped. That dropped tremendously, like almost.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
That's what Chadwick Boseman had right, colon cancer. Okay, So
what so what is your recommendation for when men should
start getting prostate exams for prostate cancer annually?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I would say, if you have no cancer risk and
you know you're not, you're you want to follow what
our guidelines are fifty five and you're otherwise healthy, Like
you're not going to die within five years because there
are If that's the case, then prostate cancer. The thing
about prossect anser is it's very slow growing, so people
can you know a lot of people die, Like prostly

(01:10:48):
cancer is a top killer of men. You know that's
a cancer. But there are a lot of people who
have prostate cancer who die from something else because they
could have something that is clinically insignificant. So you have
to weigh the risks and benefits of screening and treating.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I don't understand why. I mean, this is granted from
a hypochondriac who's not a doctor. I don't understand the problem.
You're going for your annual physical, you're forty seven, forty
eight years old. Why not say, oh and please check
my prostate insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Baby, No, yeah, no, but there's a benefit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
There's a charge more to put his finger inside you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Well, look, I got my colonoscopy early and I did
different I did. He was like, well, you know, you're
only forty two, forty three. You know it's supposed to
be forty five. But we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
But that involves putting you under in a whole thing.
This is just a finger in your butt, What is it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I don't understand the difference between exams and people are
under and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Because they're looking is there, they put you asleep, They
look through your whole colon the large intestine for cancer
prostate exam is the prostate is right in front of
the rectum. So if you put your finger in, you
can feel part of the prostrate, not all of it.
So it's part of the test. If it's positive, that's concerning,
we would say you should probably have a biopsy. If

(01:12:02):
it's negative, then we say, you know. It's reassuring, but
doesn't doesn't tell us the whole story. That's why you
have the PSA. There's a whole algorithm of of Oh,
so you're saying a screen for these things, but but.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
You're digitally feeling is not the whole picture, right, You're
only it's like a peach, right, and you're only like
feeling like a portion of the peach. What if my
cancer is on the other side of the peach.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Talk that's the point, But it tends to be the
part that you're feeling is the part that has cancer
most of the time, so which is why it's become
that way. What I would say is, you know, you're
forty seven, You going to the doctor and you say, hey, like,
I'm curious about this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
What do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Doctor will tell you risks and benefits of treatment, and
you may get a PSA and maybe if your PSA
is super low that bodes well for your future. Hey,
you don't need another one for until you're you know,
for five years because and but if you get one
at forty seven and it's higher than what it should
be for a forty seven year old, again, there are
rain When you look at your labs for certain tests,

(01:13:04):
it will tell you what's normal. But it's not always
normal abnormal. It may depend on what your age is,
which is kind of like for this, and then we
may say, all right, you're only forty seven. We got
your PSA. It's a little high. Let's chump it against
the year.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I have another question, one more question.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Yeah, so to let the doctor go. Yeah, but with
he's got taints to check.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
What I'm finding is that with age you have more
of a chance of you know, getting you know, diseases
and stuff like that. As you get older, right, is
it because Okay, so my question is is it because
of you've lived longer or is it because your body
all of a sudden now doesn't you know what I mean?
The longer you live, the you know what I mean,
The longer you live, the more the more possibilities of

(01:13:54):
things are going to happen to you. Yeah, right, Is
that the case or is it the case of as
you get older, your immune system your body breaks down,
and so therefore there's a possibility of these things coming through,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
That's that's a really good question that I definitely don't
have the like expertise on aging to know. But what
I would imagine it's a combination because in the first thing,
there your cells are constantly regenerating, constantly regenerating, and when
there are mistakes that are made when they divide, there
are other cells that are like saying like no, you're mutated,

(01:14:29):
like you're dead. But then there are some that then
get through and that's when cancer forms. And my what
I imagine is that over time, maybe that risk increases
or it's happened so much that something the cells that
you know that monitor those things aren't working as well,
and your risk of getting X, Y and Z cancer increases,

(01:14:55):
and then on top of that your body, yeah, just
starts to break down. It's crazy, I can die. Aging
is it makes no sense. And people, there is so
much out there on all these theories of how to
decrease aging, how to improve memory diets, certain medications like

(01:15:15):
we using them from one that we're made for one
thing to do for another thing. There is It's like,
this is why I say, there's like so much. There's
so much we know in medicine, and there's still so
much more, even more that we don't know. And that
one I think is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
I want to thank you doctor Brick for your time.
I really, I really hope, at joking aside that even
if this gets a handful of people to make sure
they get checked, will will have made a difference. So
so thank you so much for.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
We We really appreciate when you come on. As much
as we like to joke around and stuff and you
get all of the sometimes you really do it because
you do have a lot of information that a lot
of people out there need to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Yeah, and I don't and I don't think a lot
of men ask these questions, you know, Donald and I
are both a bit of a hypochondriacs who are blessed
to have good insurance so we can bother our doctors.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
But we got a podcast where we have doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
We were also and we were also on a doctor's
show for a decade. But a lot of people are
in the situation, so I wanted to provide a hopefully
of public service and just educate people a little bit
of need to hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Yeah, well, I'll say just two things that First of all,
I love doing this when my I love being on
with you guys. But I love answering medical questions when
my friends and family ask medical questions and apologize and like,
this is not there's nothing to apologize for it. This
is what I'm good at. This is what I do
for a living, and I enjoy it. So it's a

(01:16:47):
player to be here, and I'm love spending time with
you guys. And the second thing is today is actually
my wife's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Happy birthday, Amanda, and I wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
To just give her a shout out and tell her
you lover and she's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
And wow, you're you're such a sweet Amanda. What a
catch you got here. I mean the guy's handsome. He
knows everything about a taint there is to know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I'm just saying, he looks. He looks at penises all
day and comes home to you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yes, yes, he does choose any of those. He passes
by all those penises. He walks by all those dicks
and comes home to you. It comes home to you,
to you, all right, Thank you, doctor Briggs, Thanks so much,
Thank you, Daniel, love you, Joelle. You're the best. I

(01:17:37):
hope you guys have a beautiful week. Audience. We love you.
What about I'm getting to you, saving the best for last.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
No, because you're gonna okay, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Messing the you're messing up the talk up. I don't
know how long. I don't know how long. Its fucking
preamble is, Dan, We'll make it right. I love you.
You're my best friend. I love your smile. I love
your touch, I love your teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I love your touch.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Oh and lastly, before we go, don't forget. If you're
in Seattle on June tenth, we are doing our first
ever live show at the More Theater. Get tickets at
ticketmaster dot com and just put in fake doctors, real
friends to find your tickets now come join us at
the More Theater on June tenth in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
There's only a few left. Hurry up, are you up, y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Okay, everybody, thanks for tuning in for the show. And
this is Josh Redon with I'd rather be with you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Sitting here on this holy up, watch the rain play
on the ocean tale.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
All things I feel like need to say I can't
explain in any the way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I need to be bold, need to jump in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
The cold water, I need to go hold away the
girl like you and see you. And as London makes
so easy, then the show is to again, rather be
with you. Say you won't say thing to