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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kids nowadays, they spend all their time on the TikTok,
just TikTok in their life away doing these idiotic dance challenges.
Why back in my day we were smart. We did
things like eat tide pods and we were fine. But
now there's a whole bunch of new TikTok challenges out

(00:20):
there that are even more brained than eating tide pods impossible.
And if you need proof of that, we're about to
go over some of the new challenges that are out
there that authorities are issuing warnings for people to not try.
So if you want to feel like a genius, congrats
you're in luck. You haven't done one of these challenges. Also,
according to new data from two hundred and fifty thousand
adults in fifty countries, social media everywhere is on the decline,

(00:43):
really except for here in America. All over the world,
people are kind of getting off of social media because
they're tired of ads and AI videos being everywhere, but
non in America. In America is still on the rise.
We love our social media. And what are some of
the new TikTok trends that are out there that the
authorities are warning people not to try. We'll tell you

(01:05):
what the number one is in just a second. It's
absolutely ridiculous. But let's go over some of the other
top ones. There's the microwave manifestation ritual that authorities are
warning people to not do.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Excuse me, and that.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Started from an influencer a manifestation TikTok account that told
users to write down their dreams on a paper towel,
wrap it around a spoon, and microwave it for thirty
three seconds. We'll send the energy into the universe and
your dreams will come true.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
This is actually psycho If you put a spoon in
the microwave, doesn't it like start sparks?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, set a fire. And so people are reporting setting
off fire alarms, ruining microwaves, and also a dorm room
had to be evacuated because of a fire we recently
because someone was trying the microwave manifestation ritual.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, like, I'm here for the manifestation rituals and burning things,
but not in a MICROWAVEE you do burn things, you
have to do it safely outside or are they gonna sink?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Not in a microwave, not in a microspoon. No, they're
going over some of the new TikTok challenges out there
that authorities are warning people to not do. This one
is ridiculous as well. A diy orthodontist Ohka, probably a
fifteen year old, claim that you can straighten your teeth
by wedging toothpicks between them at night and then wrapping

(02:25):
floss around your jaw like a muzzle. So sleep with
the toothpicks wedged in between your teeth and it can
straighten out your teeth.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, they just give you a like, go just be
gaps in your teeth. The splinters.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh, people are actually doing this though. Dozens of users
reported splinters in their gums loosened teeth. Oh hey, the
hospital for swallowing toothpicks, oh sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can you imagine choking on that just because you didn't
want to pay for braces?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Can you imagine hav any one to the hospital and
tell the doctor, Hey, what's wrong with your kid?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I got toothpicks?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I saw on TikTok that if you put toothpicks in
between your teeth and then wrap some floss around your
head when you sleep, it'll space your teeth out and
make them straight. So't get teeth. If you do that,
I think they should take your teeth away from you.
You haven't them. No, it's ridiculous what people believe on
social media. Here's another trend that's out there that people

(03:17):
are actually doing that. Authorities are warning people to not
do the rice cooker facial whoa beauty influencer, Yeah, told
people that they should steam their faces directly over a
rice cooker to help open up the pores and it
will also infuse them with ancestral energy. Okay, why, I

(03:39):
don't know, but maybe what kind of rice, So maybe
it depends on what kind of rise you're using. I
got to know, Like, how.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Actually bad is that?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Because I'm not gonna I whmember, I'm I'm boiling something
like pasta or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It kind of feels nice, so good. Yeah, push your
face like over the steam. I used to do it
all the time with my mom. We would give ourselves facials.
We would boil a pot of water and then we
would take towels and stick our heads in it with
the towel on, so the steam would just go straight
your face. You put your face in the water. You
don't put your face in the water, but you put
your face over the steam.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
This was not that bad then, Yeah, I don't know.
This is that bad rice cooker facial.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
But the rice cooker part for the ancestral connection, ancestral
energy that gets burned.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Into your face, I don't know. I don't know about
that parting The biggest TikTok tren though, that authorities are
issuing and worrying about saying please do not do This
reminds me of the tide pod challenge. Ah, it's called
the chlorine smoothie Clinton, Oh no drinking one TikToker claimed
that if you blend small amounts of pool chlorine with

(04:35):
kale and protein powder as detox is your blood stream
and activates third eye clarity.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Why that sounds? Are you highs? Your body shutting down
and your third eye is starting to appear. I don't
think you can drink chlorine.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like that already said to your worn and that said
chlorine is literally poison and is not activated alkaline juice. Okay,
do not drink chlorine.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
All I'm gonna say is they put chloring in pools
and you sometimes drink a little relaxed.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So and that is how people believe these right there.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's another Jewbile phone Frame Day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Hello, Hi, it's Trevor Tresor.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, it's true, and so I have a bit of
a situation.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, okay, Trevor. Who Shelby?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, yea, No, my last name isn't Shelby, that's your
name is Shelby and my.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Name is Trevor.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
So there's been a bit of a situation and I'm
calling you because like I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Uh uh okay, Trimmor what's going on?

Speaker 8 (06:02):
Who are you? Why are you calling me? How did
you get my number?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay? So I came over to walk your dog McGrath today.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I thought Kelsey was doing that.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah, so yeah, Kelsey's your normal dog walker, but like
Kelsey's friend. And then she said she got busy today
she couldn't do it. So I was like, well, I
like pooches, so I could you know, fill in for
your dog walking ditties? And so I showed up today
to walk your dog McGrath. Oy, okay, So we didn't

(06:37):
make it very far.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What happened? Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well I think he's okay, but.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
You think he's okay?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Well, okay, so I got him out of his crate
to take him.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
On the walk.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yeah, but he overpowered me and then he put me
in the crate. So like I'm stuck in his crate
now and I don't know how to get out.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Wait, what he overpowered you?

Speaker 8 (07:05):
He's a beagle. What happened?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's a lot stronger than he looks. I think, you know.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
So I don't know, but you're in the hold on holdah,
you're inside his trait what.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, Like I'm in the crate but and I don't
know how to get out.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
I'm just going to open it.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, I can't. I don't know how to open it,
and I'm stuck in here, and like your.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Hands through the cage door and slip the little lever
that's there and unlocky.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
You've got some okay, but yeah, like I try that,
but like I just can't seem to do it. And
then I tried like seeing if he would come do it,
but like I don't know where he is now, so
I'm not stuck in the crate.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
But like, so, I, uh, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Like what should I just like lay it on and
take a nap?

Speaker 11 (07:55):
No?

Speaker 12 (07:55):
What is your problem?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
What are happening, Trevor, Get out of my house, Get
out of the cake, beat your hand.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Through the crate and open the door.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, oh oh, I just saw my grove your dog?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, I hope you saw him.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
He should be there.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, he poked his head in the door, but then
he ran out.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
I didn't even approve you being in my house like this.
You're a stranger, like one Pert Kelsey's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
My dog walker.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
You don't have approval to be in my home.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Is my dog still there?

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Did you said you saw my dog?

Speaker 12 (08:33):
Right? Is a door open and unlocked?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Oh oh uh yeah, that's probably bad.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Uh yeah, is the door opened?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
My dog still there?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
The door?

Speaker 9 (08:48):
What's the point of view?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
The door's open?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
And like he doesn't have his leash on either, because
like somehow he'd overpowered me. So I'm wearing the leash.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Oh my god, my god, you're gonna get you. What
are you doing?

Speaker 13 (09:04):
A media.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Five minutes?

Speaker 9 (09:07):
And I have to kids because I have to come home.
Did you count of a dog cage or in my
living room in a dog case? There's a man in
my living room and a dog kit. I don't understand
what's happening to my dog.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Is gone, Shelby.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is actually Dubel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your boyfriend. Say you up,
it's a joke.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
He said that you recently hired a new dog walker
and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
I'm picturing a grown up man like wrapped in a
small case in my living room, a beagle. I can
under my poor dog like whimpering and like wondering what's happening?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh my god. You guys wake up every morning with
Jubile phone franks. We say, mornings on the twenties, give
us three minutes.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
And we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's What's have you.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Guys had a girl's night in the last twenty two days?
I have not no that you better get it on
your calendars because according to science, a new report says
that women need need, yeah, a girl's night every twenty
two days. Well, wait, what do you mean my girls' night?

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Do you mean like staying home, drinking wine, having like
a good time in or just going out also count
as a girl's night.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Whatever you do, it counts as a girl's night. The
whole point for women is that they need to socialize
with each other and have those types of conversation.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I think it's important for girls and boys to have
their nights the way.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
You said that sound Oh my goods. I think it's
important for girls and boys. I don't know that night
you're describing sounds weird, but you're right. I agree with
that one hundred percent. And they do say that wine
is the drink of choice, but it's really just all
about having that outlet to talk to other people and
be what do you call it, your friend? Well, yeah,

(10:53):
with your friends and challenged, yes, uncensored, all of those
types of things. So if you haven't gotten one on
the calendar dur in the last twenty two days, do that.
It's for your mental health. It is speaking of mental health.
Do you have travel dysmorphia? I want to go travel?
Does that count? Kind of travel dysmorphia is now a
new term that people are embracing, and it means pretty
much that the feeling that you haven't seen enough of

(11:15):
the world compared to others. Oh yes, and thanks to
social media and all of our travel influencers, they're making
us feel really bad. I know about our lack of travel.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You're like, damn, I need to take a vacation so bad,
But I can't go to Bali every week?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Or can you.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Travel influencer?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I could, Yeah, no, but according to this new term,
it's travel dysmorphia, the generation of travel dysmorphia. You see what.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Confuses me about this is we have that, but then
we also have other people saying like this, like generation
doesn't want to work, they don't want to do anything. Well,
if we're not working and we're not traveling, what are
we doing? Yeah, you're not working, but you're traveling. I
don't know why people complain about that. You know, like
if the generation doesn't want to work, I get it.
I don't want to work. I don't know why people
take pride and work.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know, it's like you do something wands.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, but like I'd rather just go travel around the
world over it, you know, not do anything you watch
nice or if we didn't care so much about work.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, it's weird how we do have like a pride
and like.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Stress are you're stressed out? And I work harder than
anybody else, you know what?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know totally and I get stressed out about not
being stressed out, or like when I don't have enough
to do, then I stress out. It's a weird cycle.
You're right, I don't have that issue. Should you imagine though?
If you're just like, screw it, I'm going to travel
around the world and I'm going to just take up
little odd jobs and maybe wash some dishes here. Yeah,
like people thought about their like trees just to get
paid to make it to the next city or have
people at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That sounded awesome, you can do. They came back to
America and got a job and work. Wait what a
doing that?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah? What? It would be kind of interesting, right, but
they could document it and make money like they do
like on YouTube. But not everyone does that.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I didn't think about doing that after college, but then
I got the shrug.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And now you were, and now you have traveled thisy Morphia.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Charatte is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been married to her husband, George for
five years, but now she thinks something's going on, so
we'll see if we can help. We're out, Charlotte. I'm
sorry you're going through right now, But why do you
think George might be cheating on you.

Speaker 14 (13:12):
Well, you know what, I would have never thought it
about it. I thought we had like a really good marriage,
Like it's pretty normal for the most part, Like we
don't have big fights or blow ups or anything. It's
like it's nice.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
You know.

Speaker 14 (13:25):
Like a couple of weeks ago, I thought, like on
his benmouth and he's making payments to somebody named Jessica.
But I don't know anybody named Jessica. And as far
as I know, he doesn't know Jessica. I mean he's
like talked about it Jessica. So why is he sending
her money from her joints account? You know?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
How big are that payment?

Speaker 14 (13:48):
It was like it's very small, like one hundred bucks
and then like two hundred bucks, but the last one
was for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Whoa yeah.

Speaker 14 (13:57):
And when I of course questioned George, you know, he
says that it's for a social media consultant for work
because they don't have a budget at work to hire someone.
So he's been getting crap from like his higher up
about performing more on social media to help in marketing.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
So so he's paying it himself.

Speaker 14 (14:16):
He's saying, yeah, yeah, like so it kind of made sense,
but like that's sort of a lot of money to
ask one person to front in a month.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's just weird why he wouldn't tell you that, because
I do feel like it is possible to hire your
own social media manager, but like I.

Speaker 14 (14:31):
Don't, Yeah, but I feel like he would have mentioned it,
like you cleaned about it, Like can you believe they're
asking me to do this? It was just like, you know,
you're just dropping all this money for the big I
don't know, a.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Couple hundred bucks. I could see not telling your partner
about a five grand if you guys share a bank account, Yeah, a.

Speaker 14 (14:46):
Lot of money exactly, Like this is money for our family,
like our kids.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (14:51):
I never I can't really see who's stepping out. I
mean like he always treats me like I'm the center
of the universe, So I don't know.

Speaker 9 (14:57):
It just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's always so silly to me whenever we talk about
like big amounts of money being with drawn, Like how
do these people really think their partner's not gonna know.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
This, yeah exactly, or not care.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
There's a lot of money.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
It's a lot, and I do the bill, so like really.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
George, Like wow, okay, so then we want to believe
that George was just being forgetful to not tell you
about that and not really doing dirt. But like who
does he spend time with? Like do you know his friends? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (15:28):
I totally know his like you know what I mean,
Like we've been married for a long time, and like
I I can't see him doing it. I don't even
know when he exqueezed it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is he acting different?

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
I mean I think he's acting different.

Speaker 14 (15:43):
And I don't know if that's just me being like
two suspicious mails from watching everything, so it seems different.
But yeah, yeah, I feel like something's off now.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
That is how it is when you think something's going on,
you start to like pick apart every little thing.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Uh huh. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (15:57):
Now I'm in detective mode watching him. Why did he
wear that shirt today?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (16:05):
So, and it's making things stressful.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Mainly it's the money that he's been sending to Venmo,
to what's her name, Jessica, Jessica, if you're just joining
us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Charlotte is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband of five
years named George might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member and tell him that
he's one free flowers delivered from our Florida department for
being such a good customer. And we'll see if he

(16:28):
believes that, and if he does, we'll see if he
sends the flowers to his wife, Charlotte or to somebody else.
We won't try to catch him. And before we make
our phone call, Charlotte, why don't you catch us up
on your situation again real quick?

Speaker 14 (16:37):
Yeah, George and I've been married for five years, we
have kids. Like I thought everything was all good, and
a few weeks ago, I see on his demo he
is sending cash to Jessica and the last game it
was for five thousand dollars. I think on some sideways
story that's for a social media consultant, and I think
you'll buy it.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right? Are you ready for us to see if
we can catch him?

Speaker 11 (17:00):
Views?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, okay, ok, here we go. He Hi, this is
Corbett calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named George.

Speaker 11 (17:21):
Oh yes, that's me.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hi, George, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer and you're
this month's winter congratulations.

Speaker 11 (17:30):
Oh my god, that's that's fantastic. I had no idea
you guys even did this.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
give a free gift to, and this month it's thirty
six long sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want from our new and improof l or apartment.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
Oh well, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Thank you well, thank you for your business. And all
I need from you is just the information. So I
would just need the first and last name of the
person you want to send them to, and then we'll
get if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the and you'd be good to go.
Thank you so much again.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
Okay, can you send it to You can send it reight,
you can ship it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes, it's delivered, okay, Nip.

Speaker 11 (18:10):
Can you send them to Jessica?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Jessica got it, Jessica, Yes I can. And is there
anything you want to put on a card to Jessica.

Speaker 11 (18:23):
Let me say, can you put I know you said
no gifts, but I had to exclamation point. Okay, I
feel like I'm living a dream right down.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Great And at this point I'll let you know that
this is not the grocery store at all. It's actually
a radio show called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Name is Jewbell. And we do a segment called to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
might messing around you see you, they send flowers to
and your wife Charlotte is on the phone and probably
wants to ask about Jessica.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
That's when I react, Charlotte, Yeah, so who is Jessica?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 14 (19:06):
You're sending her money? And now Roses, hang on, tell
me the truth.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let's go like, what, so you are messing around with Jessica.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And what are you apogizing for.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
I've fallen for somebody. I I think I'm in love.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Really really, Jessica, really, why are you telling her?

Speaker 11 (19:46):
You know?

Speaker 14 (19:47):
How is Jessica she's not your social media consultants.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
Obviously, I got it. I've been talking to This sounds ridiculous,
but I've been talking to Jessica Alba and we've been
talking for about a month.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Wait, I'm sorry, he said, Jessica Alba talks.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
To you, George.

Speaker 11 (20:08):
Yes, we commended through her d MS and you're pus
from out of.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Nowhere and her husband.

Speaker 11 (20:17):
We've been talking and she's been lonely and I've been lonely,
and we just sort of committed here.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
I think you're talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Seriously, I am, I am.

Speaker 14 (20:28):
You're getting our children's money to Jessica Alba and you
can't figure out this is a scam, George Charlotte.

Speaker 11 (20:45):
All Right, got a scam. It's not a scam.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
We've talked.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
It's got a scam. She tells me things that she's
never told anybody like. I'm not in the industry, so
she can confide.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
In me and struggling.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
Her husband's stepping out mine from her and the kids,
so I offered to help out a little bit.

Speaker 14 (21:04):
With her money.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Cool, you're legit. Think you're talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
Yes, I mean it started so it was. It was
just so organic and natural. It just it just came up.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Like, wait, George, I was she's a billionaire. No, but
it's her money though, it's her company. So I don't
think you're talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
You don't know her, like you don't know what she's doing.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
I know what we've been talking about, like the connection
that we've developed. We've been developing it. It wasn't just
from out of nowhere. We've actually been doing.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
What is wrong with you, Jessica? How about and not
messaging you?

Speaker 14 (21:40):
Oh my god, there are so many celebrity scammers out there,
and you're.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Gonna sell for this.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
No, no, it's it's not like that. It's not a scammer.
She said. The pictures she did a video call with me.
I know it's it's it's her.

Speaker 14 (21:55):
Oh boy, George, the pictures could be taken from like
anything in the last thirty years. It's so easy to eat,
take anything. Did you even see her face when you
were talking to her?

Speaker 11 (22:06):
You really just don't get it.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
I'm sure.

Speaker 15 (22:08):
I don't explain it to me, George.

Speaker 11 (22:11):
You don't want to believe me.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Don't believe me.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
You can take this attitude with you the hell, because
you're gonna see when you've driven me into the arms
of someone who does care about me and communically actually
for once.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Well, you know what, I'll look out for the two
of you in the tabloids.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
George.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yeah, you know what, George.

Speaker 14 (22:33):
I'm getting off the phone right now. I'm gonna go
split the bank account and you could take your hat
and send it to whatever you want, including Jessica Alba,
and I'm gonna keep my share and you'll be hearing
from my lawyer. Guys, can you just carrying up on
mister Alba for me?

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Please?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (22:49):
You know what, guys said, you can all those two.
This is totally a trap. Me here, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
How Jessica we said, Hi, I hung.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Up on him.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
He's gone now, Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 12 (22:59):
I'm sorry whatever.

Speaker 14 (23:01):
He's always been a half and half.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yes, you're gonna have to be prepared though, because you
know he's going to try to come back once he
realizes this is all a scan.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
I'm gonna drive him into the ground when he does.

Speaker 13 (23:16):
That.

Speaker 14 (23:16):
Sounds like you're gonna be okay, Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna
be just fine.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Did you have any idea that he was like someone
who would fall for that.

Speaker 14 (23:26):
No, I mean business, he's tax stavvy like I would think.
I guess it's like a middle aged ego like I
really think Jessica albut could have a thing for George.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I mean it's I'm sorry that you found this out,
but yeah, at least you've got one hell of a
story for real.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
Yeah, I got right.

Speaker 16 (23:50):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 13 (23:53):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
To like it's almost st No, it is time, yeah
for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance
to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia,
and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Jennifer.
What's up, Jennifer? How are you?

Speaker 9 (24:20):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 11 (24:21):
How about you?

Speaker 14 (24:21):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Good?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
You ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 9 (24:26):
I'm ready as I'll ever be.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Oh that means like not ready at all, or like
very ready.

Speaker 9 (24:31):
It means like I'm driving to work, So we're gonna
just risk it for the.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Biscuits, all right, driving?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she is leaving, here we go, Jennifer. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to be you outright
to win? Okay?

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, here we go, Jennifer. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Coal fired machines replaced by what kind different kind of machine?

Speaker 11 (25:07):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (25:08):
I said?

Speaker 13 (25:09):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Oh? What day is Star Wars day? What does a
stop watch measure.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Time?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
What modern day item made a cameo in the first
season of Game of Thrones?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Fat? All right?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I feel like, yeah, I think she get one more
because we didn't hear you say pass on that one? Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
In the two thousands, which artists released the hits Evacuate
the dance floor and every time we touch.

Speaker 17 (25:42):
Let's see, I'm not sure Catscape.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and while she's getting settled Jennifer, here's a question
for you. If aliens landed and demanded that you take
us to your leader, who are you bringing them to see?

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Taylor Swift, Victoria of aliens landed and said, take us
to your leader? Who are you bringing them to meet?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
The do sekis guy, the guy who's like the most
interesting man in the world.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
You said that fastest he on your mind? Right now? Yeah,
I one of dosekis all right, number two early, I
guess right exactly?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to be Jennifer outright to win.
Here we go, Jennifer, you can tell Victoria win to
go go.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Coal fired machines were replaced by blank machines.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Hot.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
What day is Star Wars Day? Ooh the fifth? May
the fifth? What does a stop watch measure time? What
modern day item? Made a cameo in the final season
of Game of Thrones in the two thousands, which artists
released the hits Evacuate the dance floor and every time
we touched the vaculated is what? I like? Lady Gaga,

(27:01):
I don't know dang. When when was the NFL established
eighteen fifteen? It's been around for a long time.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right, let's wrap send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 16 (27:19):
Vicsoria got a solid one, correg but I'm gonna be
going to give her a half, So she got one
and a half.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Jennifer got three.

Speaker 17 (27:26):
Day.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Jennifer, Congratulations, you did it. He's Victoria.

Speaker 14 (27:33):
Time.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I felt really gone, But I don't know what went wrong.
To be honest with you, I don't know what a Yeah,
that definitely influenced one.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Of her answers. Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Coal fired machines were replaced by a steam Uh start
what that's hot? Is that why you gave her? Okay, Parish, No,
I gave her a half point for the coffee cup?

Speaker 14 (27:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
What did you give her a full point for time?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Stop watching?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Okay? Star Wars? I didn't hear that Star Wars day
is May fourth? Is that May fifth? May fifth? To
my own, it's the mine. Man took me everything not

(28:33):
to cackle at that moment. Stop watch measures time. A
Starbucks cup was the item that made a cameo and
the final season both Thrones. I give you a half point.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
You said coffee cup, which is it was close, but
it was a.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Starbucks cup seriously and then evacuate the dance floor and
every time we touch it, how do you say her name? Cascade, Cascada,
cascading Cascade. But it's a girl, it's a woman.

Speaker 18 (28:56):
Cascade is a deep had to go through like what
it's cc C A C A d A. Oh yeah,
maybe it is pascotta.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Dude, they remember the Starbucks or coffee cups and Game of.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Thrones that was real. That should been a full point.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I'm just saying, like storybooks and coffee, same thing, like
about the coffee that they would not have.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
There's a lot of coffee places that would argue that
that is not true.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Still what a lot?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
No matter what?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Thank you, Jennifer. Quickly you verse Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play
just dm us at the Jubil Show First.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
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Speaker 1 (29:40):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
date follow ups of Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah,
countdown all the way to the number one first date
follow up that you voted on. Evan is on the
phone today for our first date follow up and he's
getting ghosted by Ruby. So in a few minutes we'll
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second day before. Evan,

(30:00):
how long has it been since you heard from Ruby?

Speaker 8 (30:03):
It's been about four days.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, that's too bad. Yeah, have you hit her up
a bunch in that time?

Speaker 17 (30:12):
I did try a couple of times. Yeah. I don't
want to overdo it, so I reached out and definitely
got nothing back.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Okay, And you feel like that's weird, Like you feel
like four days is a long time. Did not hear
from her?

Speaker 17 (30:25):
Yeah, we're kind of hitting it off, so it is out.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
Of the ordinary.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Well, tell us about your day.

Speaker 17 (30:33):
Well, Ruby and I went to a rooftop bar, and
you know, I had the best view of the city.
It was it's our idea. Actually, it was super cool.
You know, I can't really beat it for a first day.
It's just great, great place grabed drinks, shared a charcuterie board,

(30:54):
and you know, our conversation was just really easy, natural vibe,
was laid back and plenty of kind of flirty moments.
She's hilarious, you know, we're making each other laugh the
whole night. And they were just barked, you know, the
kind of camp bake. We ended up taking a walk

(31:16):
after and because we were both a little bugged, and
before we said good night.

Speaker 8 (31:21):
There are a few kisses and yeah, you know, it's
just a kind of date you never want to stop.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, Well, why do you think you're getting ghosted them?

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Honestly really confused.

Speaker 17 (31:35):
You know, we were texting NonStop for two days after
so things are you know, they felt promising and then nothing,
it just stopped.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
So wait, you went on the date and you ended
up hearing from her after the date.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Yeah, after the date for about two days.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
And then it stopped.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Right, Could it be something you texted?

Speaker 8 (31:59):
I don't don't think so. I mean I don't think
it was.

Speaker 17 (32:03):
I did text her a pick of me, like in
the bathroom with a towel on as a tease, like
I thought it would be harmless.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, is that the last time you heard from her.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
I believe so.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
R and B Tripp and if I got ghosted after.

Speaker 17 (32:20):
That, she was excusing me about having ABS, so I
just decided to show her.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
You know, I don't know, maybe it was too much.
It wasn't like a pick or anything.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You know, do you have abs? Or was joking around
me and like check out mine, but you don't have them?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
You know I have abs? Yeah, I mean I just
wanted to prove myself.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Okay, that could be it. So was a selfie?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, I mean if you stop talking to you right
after that, then that probably it probably has something to
do with that.

Speaker 11 (32:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
I mean, I don't think it was that bad or
racy or anything.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
But what did you say when you send the picture
of yourself in a towel?

Speaker 17 (33:02):
Nothing much and just I think I've put like a
little blurb like you know, here proved or something like
along those lines.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay. In the middle of today's first day follow up,
if you're just joining us, Evan is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Ruby. So we're about to
call her and see if she tell us why she's
ghosting him and hopefully get him a second date. But
first Evan, why don't you break down your date for
us one more time?

Speaker 17 (33:26):
Yeah, so we had a lot of great moments on
our dates, barks flew. Everything was perfect. I thought we
had a connection. And you know, two days after the date,
I've not heard from her.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
And the last thing that you sent her was, let's
not forget this part, a picture of yourself in the
bathroom and a towel.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
I did send her my ab Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
All right, Well, are you ready to see if that's
the reason you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, here we go. I'm gonna call her right now. Hello, Hi, man,
I speak to Ruby. Please, Hey Ruby, how are you?
This is a radio show, It's called The Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Hi Ruby. My name is Nina.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Hi, I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel. How are you.

Speaker 15 (34:22):
Okay? I'm I'm good.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sweet. Have you ever listened to the show before? I
have dope? Thank you? Well? What if I told you
that you were the star of a first eight follow up?
Right now?

Speaker 11 (34:37):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (34:37):
God?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, we got an email about you from somebody that
you're ghosting, and they don't know why. You know, who
would email us.

Speaker 15 (34:46):
I'm pretty sure it's probably Evan.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You're very smart, Ruby. Yes, Evan. Evan told us about
your date, said that he really liked you, thought you
guys had an awesome time, but you texted for a
little while after and then you just ghost to him,
and he wants to know what's up? Would you mind
telling us?

Speaker 10 (35:03):
I mean, like, look, I really I thought Evan was
great and we had an amazing time. But then after
my date, my friend showed me something and it just
it kind of killed the vibe for me.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Okay, what was it?

Speaker 10 (35:20):
Okay, So I tested my friend the picture of Evan
when we were on the bait because she wanted me
what to look like. And then the next night she
sends me a picture of him with some other girl,
like literally the night after we went on the date,
and then he was at another bar and they were
making out.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
No, no, no, no, you've got.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
It wrong, Evan. He's actually on the phone and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 15 (35:47):
Oh my god. I mean like, yeah, okay, I knew,
I guess I knew this was.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Oh man, hi, Hi, Look, You've got it all wrong.

Speaker 10 (36:03):
It's not no, no, even you were literally in the picture.
I mean, it's not hard to recognize someone when you
were just right there, you know.

Speaker 17 (36:12):
Oh okay, yeah, it happens, but it's not what you think.
Like she's she's someone I've been cooking up with for
a while, and I was I was going to tell
her it was over because I wanted to focus on
you that night, and I just I didn't get to
it yet.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
So you were with someone else right after your day
making out with her?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Technically, yeah, Evan, you.

Speaker 10 (36:41):
Were just with me and then you just go and
make out with someone else. I mean, I understand people
date multiple people, but it just it felt.

Speaker 15 (36:49):
Wrong to me.

Speaker 17 (36:50):
I swear, I swear I'm done with her.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
I'm not seeing anyone else. I like you.

Speaker 17 (36:56):
I was going to tell her that the next day,
but it was like, it wasn't like that anymore. Like
you're the one that I want to date.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Did you tell her that?

Speaker 8 (37:06):
I told her?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I mean, I wouldn't want to see a picture of
the dude that I just want to ama date with
mixed like messing around with somebody else again, Like she said,
I get people are dating other people, but if I
don't know, I wouldn't feel good about that either. I
just would have too many questions.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
Yeah, like, are you just saying that, like you want
to date me, or like did you hook up with
her that night? You know, that's just how it felt
to me.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Did you hook up at her?

Speaker 8 (37:34):
Yeah, but it was it was just like a last
like last round type of thing.

Speaker 17 (37:40):
I swear I told her about you at that point,
and that was the last time.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You told her after you hooked up.

Speaker 9 (37:46):
You're not hooked up here after you told her about me, Like, seriously.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
No, I told her about you after I hooked up
with her.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
That's not necessarily Evan's at least truth.

Speaker 15 (38:00):
Yeah, that's true. Okay, So you hooked up with her
after you told her about me, Like.

Speaker 17 (38:07):
Seriously, no, I hooked up with her and then I
told her about you, like it's but that's because things
so different with you, Like we've been on one date.
It's not like I cheated on you or anything. I
was just I was trying to do the right thing.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
I mean, it would have been better if you told
her before and.

Speaker 15 (38:28):
Didn't hook up the play.

Speaker 17 (38:31):
Okay, I get that, but it was you know, I
was just kind of desperate and sad I didn't get
to see you, and you know, I was just trying
to break things off and it didn't go as smoothly
as I hoped they would.

Speaker 10 (38:45):
I mean, if we were to date and you didn't
see me, you can't hook up with other people.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Like, I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 11 (38:55):
I swear.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
It's kind of tricky because he kind of does have
a point. He is trying to do the right thing,
like he didn't cheat on anybody, and she's out of
the picture now.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Ruby, would you like to go on a second date
with Evan? Will pay for it?

Speaker 15 (39:08):
I mean, Evan, are there any other people I need
to know about?

Speaker 17 (39:13):
I mean, yeah, well yes, but I want to text
them and let them know I'm not available via text.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
I'm not going to meet up with them. I will
show you the text.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
What do you think, Ruby, it sounds like serious?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:30):
I mean, like honestly, we did just go in one
date and it was like a.

Speaker 15 (39:35):
Really really good date.

Speaker 10 (39:38):
But I swear to God, Evan, if any of my
friends send me more pictures of you out with other women,
you're gonna wish that I was just ghosting you.

Speaker 15 (39:47):
They will be.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Promise you will never see that again.

Speaker 17 (39:53):
I don't want to to ever meet that side of
you again.

Speaker 15 (40:00):
Okay, Sure, all right? We'll go out again.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Are you happy?

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah? Thank you?

Speaker 15 (40:08):
You love them.

Speaker 16 (40:11):
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Speaker 1 (40:18):
Twice I had two different first dates come back to
the table and talk about their pe after going to
the bathroom.

Speaker 17 (40:24):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Do you really think women wants to know about the
color and frequency of your urinations? I don't think so.
That's a text message we just got in at four
one oh sixty one. Not exactly sexy talk on a
first date. I have no idea why they would do that.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
No, I have to pee all the time and I
always say that. But who's going to come back and
say that, like the color and description that?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Sorry about that not hydrated? Like that was so yellow,
unlike this dream was weaker than normal. I don't know
what's going on. Maybe I have a tight public floor.
I should get that loosened up or something. You want
to help me losing it.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's the only reason I can think they would say that.
But there's a trend of women sharing the most unhinged
things that guys have said to them on a date.
And that's why somebody texted that in at four one
O six one. If you have an unhinged thing that
was told to you, text it in. But let's go
over some of the top responses to the most unhinged
things that guys have said on a date. One woman
said that he chastised me, saying it came off as
lazy and immature for sleeping until three pm despite knowing

(41:23):
that I work nights.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Why excuse you? Why does that matter on a first date? Well,
I think it's just also the talking down at all, Like,
who thinks that that's going to impress the person? Yeah,
unless you're trying to get out of the date at
that very moment. That doesn't make any.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Chicks digg it when you put them in their place
like that. I mean, we do say respectfully, right, but
it doesn't matter if you work nights. You gotta be
up at like six in the morning. Still, we're going
over a turn that's going viral of women sharing the
most unhinged things that guys have said to them while
on a date. One said one guy was texting with

(42:00):
telling me about a car that seemed like it was
following him. It drove off, and then he called me
and said, this is so weird. I'm used to being
the apex predator. What I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I think that's kind of how I responded, like, that's
really beta behavior.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yea, hopefully he was joking. The woman went on to
say that she said, now you know how women feel
and it hung up on him.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
That's a great response. You know, I'm thinking of Jurassic Park, like, oh,
that's fine, community creditor, you're you, and I'll be your
pre me.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That's the problem is there are a lot of guys
out there who think they're living in an action movie
at all times.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, you know, you just got to break them down
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
This person is definitely a sphy following me because I'm
about to be taken by the men in black and
told that I have a special gift and then I
have to save the world. That's what's happening right now.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
That would make me want to go on a date
with you, though, because that's so weird. That would make
me run.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
We're going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing the most unhinged things that guys have said to
them on a date. One woman said, I mentioned to
him that I adopted two kittens for my birthday. I
lived with my mom at the time, and she already
had a cat. And then this guy freaked out on
me and told me that I was hoarding animals and
that I had a problem.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
You have three animals. How is that hoarding? Some people
are turned on by cat daddies or pet daddies. I
guess the clicked out.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Somebody chexts it in at four and said. A guy
told me that he's never been with a blonde before,
so he'll see how it goes because they're all dumb
and it says I'm blonde, and for some reason I
married him, but we're divorced now.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny. We should actually pay
attention to that when they give descriptions that you don't
match as part of their gems. One guy told me
he's like, I can't wait to marry a woman with
green eyes, as he's all cuddled up to me or whatever,
and I turned around and closed my eyes. I was like,
what color are my eyes? He's like, well, aren't they green? No, bro,
I have brown eyes. Are you nuts? But the other one,

(43:50):
it was a first date. When he goes I'm only
used to dating like cheerleaders. He would date professional cheerleaders,
and when he went on a date with me, I'm
not a professional cheerleader. So he's like, this is the
first time I'm going outside of my comfort zone to
data not cheerleader.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
How was it?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
It was not It didn't work out. I mean I
thought it was funny for a minute, but he didn't continue.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
He didn't order food if Somebody else texted in at
four one O six one and said, I was dating
a guy for a few months and I wrote him
a poem and he responded back with feedback and critique
of the poem.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Wait wait, you wrote him a poem though, So yeah,
I mean no, not if it's early on. You don't
write people poem that could be their love language. We
aren't handling the streets very different.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
They write him back with feedback and critique though, listen,
thanks a lot for the love poem. But also someone
else said that they met their most recent ex on
hinge and they were having a discussion about dating apps
in general, and she mentioned that she also tried using bumble,
to which he replied that he hated that because women
should not make the first move.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Why I mean, I don't love making the person move.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
But that doesn't mean that anyone else can. I mean
you need to recover with like because I'm just old
fashion and stuff, you know, not like because like I
wanted to, you can, but I just you know, yeah,
tell me what to do. Otherwise, this date is over fast.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
Muckle Schutbingo in Auburn. You're home from Machino. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Today is the day to ask for a raise, to
get what you want, ask somebody to take out the
trash because everybody's in a good mood to see Hawks
won last night. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
It means that are taking a huge step toward the
first NFC West title since twenty twenty as the number
one seed. Ooh, okay, they're in very good position for
the playoffs and to get the NFC West title.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Okay, isn't early in the season to know this?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, No, we're right right, like fourteen pretty close, yeah,
pretty close, pretty close to the end. Okay, So if
they would have lost, they would have still had a chance.
But they would have to win out every single game
in order to do that.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yoicks.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
It's so interesting when we get to this part when
you talk about the seeds and all the extra numbers,
because I know you just get excited every time they
win and every win is inching closer. But then to
look at it this way is a little bit over
my head.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
But I'm like, it's.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Almost the most successful season they've had, no walk.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
It's almost the most successful.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Listen, let's take it. Let's take that ball and run.
So congratulations to our Seahawks.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
It's getting excited.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Don't forget to ask for what you want from the Seahawks.
Look fan, because today is the day I just forge
Everson a better movie. Gures you want we have any
Seahawks fan, like fake Seahawks fan here, we go to
our bus and ask for that extra day.

Speaker 10 (46:33):
Up, we will say I don't care.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
This is really interesting. Senior citizens want to cancel the
word senior because it makes them sound old. Now it's
the younger end of the senior citizens that are rallying
right now to get this word canceled so they can
just be called citizens.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
What do they want to be called?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I mean I get it. They just want to be people,
or they would prefer to be called generation Jones or
anything other than senior Why Jones, like Bridget Jones.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I don't know why people care so much about age,
Like if you're old, you're old. You know, you'll tell
me old all the time online may have a young spirit. Yeah,
I mean maybe I don't have no idea, you know,
but I'm like, yeah, okay, cool, what does that mean? Yeah,
I've aged. Everybody does, so.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yeah they do. But I understand a little bit, like
I don't know if I'm going to be like that
grandma that's like call me gig instead of grandma or
something like that. But but GG stands for great grandma,
So if you're a great grandma, oh it does. Well whatever,
we don't want that. But I do understand the age thing,
and I don't know if it's just like I don't
want to call it a woman thing because it's an

(47:40):
everybody thing and I hate it.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
But I ritually worry about it a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Well, and it's also like in business too, like you
hear women talk about how like you know, people don't
take them seriously if they're older. I don't know's I
hate it. I hate it's younger.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Younger say that they don't get taken seriously.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, well, both sides say they don't get taken seriously
they past a certain age. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Older is automatically get a pass in business and everything
else because they're like, they're old, They're wise, they know
what they're talking about.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I have knowledge.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
And it's like, man, young idiots grow up to be
old idiots. That's true.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Both are still idiots. Yeah, So whether you want to
be an old idiot or a Generation Jones idiot, I don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
They just don't want to be called senior.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
You just don't want to be called senior. I'm still like,
so copies by that, but I know. But this is
where we are at. This is also where we're at.
This is so wild to me. This is advice that's
being given to women about how to know if a
man is into you. They're saying, and it's trending because
it is a bit controversial, but it is saying that
if a man is into you, he will attempt to
perform risky stunts. He will go to ridiculous lengths to

(48:42):
show you that he is strong, that he is able
to take physical risk, and then he'll do that in
the presence of women to show off his ability. It
reminds me of like peacocking, or like how animals will
be like I'm the loudest in the jungle, come and
get it. Guys have always been like that.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I think that's just how dudes are. Yeah, yeah, watch
me press this check with how much I can lift. Yeah,
she's gonna think it's hot.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
It's like me and was like, no, man, I don't
care right now. Well, I feel like this is kind
of good though, because Victoria, you ask all the time,
like I don't know if this guy's into me or
if he's just texting me. So if he were to
perform some risky stat in front of you, then there
will be no question. What run a marathon or throw
your hat in traffic and see if he goes to
get it. I'm not trying to kill the man or

(49:28):
put send him into the hospital for.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
The risky doesn't make the cut. It's not worth it.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Hey, that's so. I don't know what the takeaways were
from this trending, but you know what keeps them with you.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
But you're a man in arms way and see you out.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
For you, Yes, takeaway.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Jules, dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Hello, Yes, hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (49:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (49:53):
So well, a couple of months ago, I worked in
construction and I got to lay it off four and so,
which is tough. And my sister was nice enough to say,
you know, you need a place to crash for a
bit till you get back up on your feet and stuff.
And uh and uh so I did that and yeah

(50:13):
and then uh, still having trouble finding work. So you know,
I heard of this thing online where you know, people
you can, like women will excel their undergarments like they're
underwear and stuff. Yeah, and past pretty well. So uh,

(50:34):
I thought, you know, she probably went notice, and you know,
she's she's out all day and I'm there and I
just took a couple of pair and wanted to see
what would happened. And I've been selling her underwear online
and getting paid pretty well for it.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
And I felt bad at.

Speaker 12 (50:51):
First, but I figured, you know, guys gotta gotta make
a living somehow.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
And uh, yeahs I that you're doing.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
There's underwear. Yeah, I thought you were going to tell
us that you were selling yours. I was like I
want you. There's a market for that. You know, there's
there's girls, the women.

Speaker 12 (51:10):
Yeah, I don't think anybody would buy my brief surprised.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Sure, there's somebody out there looking for just you got
just what they want.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I mean you could probably sell yours and your sisters
and be like, look at siblings.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh my goodness, that would definitely work. I could definitely
see people buy it.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You're right, the creepier the better we know.

Speaker 8 (51:30):
You're giving me ideas.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Haven't noticed that they're not gone?

Speaker 11 (51:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (51:37):
Yeah, Well at first, yeah, it wasn't too too bad,
but then it came to a point where, yeah, she's
gonna your laundry and she's gonna notice that something something's
going on. So I was trying to be like ategic
about it, Like so I've been replacing them, the ones
that I've been selling, and you know, for maybe every
like five pair that I sell, I'll replace a couple

(51:59):
of trying act best I can.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
She hasn't notice, hi, Paris, does she have?

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I would notice, yeah, well enough.

Speaker 14 (52:07):
And uh.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
It's so the issue now is one of her co
workers is actually one of my best customers. Yeah, so
I you know, that's a little too close, you know,
to the source. I I guess so, but I've been
making good money, so now I don't know what you know.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
So well, thank you for telling us you dirt little secret. Now,
but for you and I hope your sister never stops
wearing underwear and then the well dries up, and if.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
It does, it starts on your own.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
I'll try.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
What's your dirty little secret? Text subol So four one
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