December 22, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got my finger bit by a squirrel while tossing
a coffee cup into a parking garage trash can and
had to call in sick to work. My boss didn't believe.
It's the Jewel Show, you imagine.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's a text message we got in at four one
o six one, because there's a trend going viral of
people sharing the reasons they had to call out sick
for work that were so crazy that their boss didn't
believe them. They weren't actually fake, which sucks because you
know when you call into work when you're feeling fine
and you just want to take the day off, it's
always stressful, right, You're like, they're gonna know them lying,
But when you actually have to call in sick and
it's a ridiculous excuse, like a squirrel bit my fingertip, How.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Do you even say that?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Are you panicked or are you matter of fact saying well,
I won't be in today.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But my finger.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I would rather just make up something else. I'd be like, man,
I got a cold. I'm not telling anybody that a
squirrel attacked me while I was throwing a coffee cup.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Remember the viral video of that kid yeah, text in
four to one oh six one.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Have you had to call him stick to work for
a ridiculous reason? And we'll go over some of the
top responses right now from this trend. One says I
was once late to work because I was glued into
my apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and
we're a little too enthusiastic with the glue by my door.
I had to wait until maintenance arrived at eight pm.
They were glued inside their apartment all day long, and
their boss didn't believe them that they were glued in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Guys, I won't be here tomorrow. I'm to be glued
in my house. If you want to call in sick
to work's the menswell for you?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just tell me I got glued into your apartment all day.
Another person said that my grandparents had a medical emergency
years ago where one got stuck on the toilet and
the other tried to help, and then they both fell
and I called my employer, but my employer didn't believe
me because it sounded like an SNL skit.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
They fell and they can't get out.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's life when you get all their man trying to
help them and off the toy because they can't get
off the toilet and you both fall. I now your
grandkid has to call him sick to work for.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I feel like a the answers to grandparents. That's like
a free beat, like yes, take off work, like I old.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Someone else said they worked in retail fifteen years ago
and a guy called in sick to say he had
a nightmare and didn't think he'd be able to go
back to sleep man and come into work five hours later.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He was planning ahead, thinking smart, my nephew will not
go to school one night, so he has nightmares too.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Really, yeah, I mean he's five, he needs a sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
We're going over some of the most ridiculous reasons that
people have called in sick to work that were actually
true what their bosses didn't believe them. One says I
was running a shift and had a girl calling six
saying she was too distraught to work because Zane had
left one direction.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh now, I feel like that was kind of like, well,
my grandma really did pass. I ended up crying into work,
being like, hey, I can't come in. My boss did
not believe me like fully, and I was bawling on
the phone, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Like, they didn't believe you about that? No, And she
was like, which, I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What are you saying? So are you coming into work?
Like I don't understand what you're doing right now. I
was like, no, I'm not moving right now, and she's oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He was like, thanks, I'm fine, Thanks for asking. Yeah,
my family will be okay.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Then you should have said what this person said. They
said I had to call in one time because my
stairs were gone.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What drugs were they on?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He says, of course it was a huge violation by
the condo, but they had no way out of their
second story.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm sorry, that's real.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Somehow the condo removed the stairs overnight, it says, I
want that happened to me. They said their boss demanded
photos to show proof that they had no stairs to
get out of their place.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, that is a little questionable. I don't think I
believe that either. I know, I'd be like, did you.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Not go to sleep yet? Like is this the party continued?
Or what you have a ladder something the rope?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, someone once said I once had an employee call
to say they'd be laid because a.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Plane hit their car.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh, it turns out they live next to a small
private airfield and a drunk pilot was coming into the
land and mistook the road for the open runway.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What, oh my gosh, how.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Do you mistake that there's cars on the road there's
nothing on a runway.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And somebody didn't believe that that's too specific. Fake.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, the more specific you got with I'd be like, okay, yeah,
you're cooling. It was just a cough, I might question
it right right. Another person said they had to call
in sick to work because they dropped a frozen turkey
on their bare foot.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hey man, I've heard done that and that hurts. Have
you done that?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I was still walking it out was fine, but it
hurts my whole tole in black.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Another person said they had to call and stick to
work once because they got fake nails for the first
time for a wedding and they were in the shower
exfoliating their face and they stuck one of the fake
nails up their nose on accident and sliced their nose.
It was bleeding at don and then from that moment
on they were called Edward scissorhands. That work for the
rest of the time they worked there.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
what's this is Donk?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Hello ho ho. You know what I'm saying is this show?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's Donk Donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just call
me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work holiday
party that you planned.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so
you can go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
With you need.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I'm just because you So I'm playing the role
of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted
to know like music selection and the genre of music
you'd like me to get down to you and then
all so like she'd if I should bring the Elf
on the shelf with me?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And if you saw that?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Actually I didn't realize that came included.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Actually that's really nice. Yeah, I mean probably just regular
Christmas It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know, I don't know if you have like a mix.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together
a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you
did you see that?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yeah, I think the standard Christmas is fine.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But what did you mean with the routine?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
You know, do you have like a certain way that
you like people to come up to you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, they can just their wands and like throw them
in the g stre like you know, they can just
throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have
a problem with that at all. They can just approach.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless
because I can I go like full donk, you know,
because I could get in trouble for that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So by full donk are you saying?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
off on the shelf with me, like I do a
thing where like I make it so like has a
shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And that's like a crowd pleaser.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
A stripper?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You're I?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I am not a stripper?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
New okay?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, because that like term I find a grating.
So I'm a dancer.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but
like I do like to be called a dancer because
I put a lot of into my craft.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Working to my craft, I do a lot of I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You know, this is a work party, right, Like I
booked you to sit on a chair and people come
over and say.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ha ha, yeah, and they will like there is a
portion where I sit down and people can come sit
on my lap, you know, and like tell me what
they want for the holidays, Like I'll tell them if
they've been naughty your eyes or whatever. You know, I
mean most of you are naughty, by the way, This
is not.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What I intended to book.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I absolutely this is a work party and you have
to keep your clothes on. Do you have an option
where you keep your clothes on?
Speaker 11 (08:12):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,
is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Okay we are.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa
that could be in front of children but will not
be but still passibly Santa.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know what I also do. I do this thing
to Roodolph the Red Nose reindeer where I put like
a red nose somewhere and people love that.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Dude, Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,
just no, I'm going to cancel this.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I do have to let you know that that we
don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
your money back. But I guess I just so you
don't want the donk at your party. You don't want
Donk Claus at your party.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I do not want talk claws at my holiday.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
With ordering Santa.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Party.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set
you up for this phone brank. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she
said that you even stressed out planning this holiday party
and you hired a Santa the other bitch you wanted
to mess with?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So no full dolklin or what still confused?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So scientists are studying something called grumpy old man syndrome.
It's a real thing, and apparently it turns out that
it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but
it's called IMS irritable Male syndrome. It's a lesser known
condition affecting men that mirrors similar aspects of PMS. So
you might not be having cramps and stuff, but you're
(10:06):
experiencing hormonal fluctuations and mood every month, mood and behavioral changes. Allegedly, yes,
you're still studying it to fully understand it, because we've
known that men's.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hormones will say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, they'll be like men get there like time
of the month too, And I wasn't like, yeah, right,
but apparently we do well.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Kind interesting to see, Like, there's this one person that
I follow on social media. It's this guy that talks
about men's hormones with the intention of helping women communicate
with men better. And like, at what time, So if
a man cycle is twenty four hours, he was trying
to explain that there's usually about five PM is the
time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate with them
because of whatever has been happening in the day, Like
(10:44):
you need to decompress and like give them that moment
to reregulate.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Makes since around five o'clock, I'm usually talked out. You
don't want to talk to anybody around then until like
maybe like seven.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Well, it's like if you're just coming home and somebody's
not always talk to Victoria around that time. Usually it's
like a very quick conversation and let's keep it going.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
She always calls me to go over show stuff for
the next day. Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, damn Victoria
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Because I don't know. And I'm like, I know you
don't know, but we need to pick.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
We're gonna have to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's the conversation. Even though you guys are not romantically involved.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That happens a lot in couples because if a man's
coming home, the woman's like, guess what, guess what? Oh
my gosh, and wants to talk to her person. Understandable,
but this guy's like, don't do that because the man
needs to recalibrate himself, like hormonally.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's really interesting. I was super in on it because
I was like, oh, tell me more.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm gonna snap on Victoria today when we have our
show call later. Sorry about that's my period.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And that's not a great excist for that. Okay, it's
always happens this time of day. Okay, but also, you
men don't get to abuse ims. We're still at work
all the time with pms. Yeah, so you're good. And
why don't they have cramps because they don't have what
we have? Well, yeah, but I have cramps. I think
they should also have cramps.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I agree with you, and they do have machine cramps
from the conversation, but my brain cramps.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That was terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
They do have those cramp inducer. I think you can
get them on Amazon, and a lot of people are like,
I'm feeling this. I want you to feel it too.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They actually give you the same time, and they'll give
you these like little electronic things that look on your body.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Sure, yeah, I'll do it. But I have never taken
that away from any women, get it. I would hate
to have that kind of thing. Well, it was actually
very empathetic. He looks somebody, He's like, man, that sucks.
I'm sorry that so much I have to do. Like
I I've always been understanding of that because I think
about it. For me, I'm like, if that happened to
my body once a month, I would be a mess. Yeah,
I wouldn't even want to do this whole thing anymore.
(12:45):
I'd be like, dude, every single month is going to happen.
I'm not going to stay here that long.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Tired of this. This is terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
My allergies act up constantly during the day, like I
have those thoughts. I'm like, I just can't do this
any more. Allergies Like imagine if I was going cramps
and thinks.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yours ann And this is why women have them and
men don't, because we have a higher pain tolerance and
threshold for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh yeah, that's how it worked out in the world. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Asiana is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend Matt of four years
might be messing around. So we'll see if we can
help her out. Taziana, sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's up. Why do you
think Mats cheating?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, well, so we've had a lot of ups and
downs throughout the time we've been together, and I've kind
of suspected he was cheating in the past, but I
hadn't really been able to catch him or to have proof.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
But now I think I definitely do.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
This. Past Christmas, he got one of the he got
us just one of this really fancy bridges. Honestly, it
was more of and I'm sorry gifts because we got
into a huge fight earlier that month. So I think
that this was his way of saying sorry because he
went to a strip club and stayed out all night.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And didn't tell me that fun.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
That was fun for me. But honestly, the fridge is
really cool. It's one of those, you know, like those
smart fridges. I had, like a screen and I feel
very fancy, like we used it for our calendars and whatnot.
But it also has another feature where I guess you
(14:29):
can pair your phone with it and get text messages
through it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your refrigerator, yeah, they have that. Washers and dryers too,
and wash d my phone I want to buy. But anyway,
so you have you have a paired with your phone
or his phone or something.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
No, it's not paired with my phone, but it is
paired with his moron the ma I'm cooking last week
and in the kitchen and all of a sudden this
message pops up that says you better get over here
when you can see you tonight, baby on the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I see, okay, what you got inside form?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You got.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Stuck on it too. I'm like, who is it a text?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
This situation, but I know. I'm sorry. Okay, that's crazy.
Okay did it say who it was from and all that?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I didn't check that. It disappeared pretty quickly, but like,
of course I was. My heart just dropped. But I
kind of figured that, like this is a sign. You know,
I've we've been up and down for years, and like
I think this is a sign that kind of like
maybe it's time for me to officially move on. So
I really need to catch him and get proof and
so I can kick him outo the street.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You didn't ask him about the text that you saw
or anything.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
No, that's kind of when I got on and got
in touch with you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, if you're just joining us for today's to Catch
a Cheater. Tatiana is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Matt might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card remember at and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers from our florial department, and
we'll see if you sends those flowers to his girlfriend,
Tatiana or to somebody else. But before we do that, Tatiana,
(16:23):
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, we've been kind of up and down for about
four years. I've suspected that he's been cheating, but I
haven't had proof in the past. But now that he
got us this new smart refrigerator that shows text messages,
and he paired his phone with it, and I saw
a text message from someone that says, you better get
over here, baby. So I think that this is finally
(16:48):
the proof I need to prove that he's cheating. So alarming,
you're creating a refrigerator tells you this. So have you
felt like he's cheating before? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But I just haven't. I haven't had proof. Okay, you
don't have a clue of who it could be?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to see
if we can figure it out?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, Okay, Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from So.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Matt.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, this is Matt.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Matt?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Thank
you so much. Really yeah, congratulations. Oh, thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer Rock and Roll.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Was what exactly what do I win?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You won the flowers. Maybe you weren't aware.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new Foal department,
absolutely free. You want thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered that anybody that you want with in the
fifty United States, Absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixty dollars value.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Oh man, that's sweet, awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So All I need from you now is just the
first and last name of the person you want to
send them to, and then anything you might want to
put on a card, and then we'll get the address
and we will be good to go. Thank you so much.
All right, cool, Courtney, you said, Courtney? Yeah? Great? And
is there anything you would like to put on a
card to Courtney?
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Yeah, can we make a note?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Says I meant what I said last night.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You deserve these and more great?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And then now I'll let you know that this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name's Jebel.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see they send flowers
to and your girlfriend of four years, Tatiana is actually
on the phone.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Wait what.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
Hold on?
Speaker 6 (19:01):
So who's Courtney? Is she the one that text? Is
she the one that texted?
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Where are you tonight?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It comings over?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Baby?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
What what is going on?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
What is going on.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Here?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But you tell me? You tell me who is corny?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Why are you sending flowers to a woman named Courtney
and not to me?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
How did you go through my phone?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Is that what this is?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
You?
Speaker 8 (19:28):
She just to snooping through my phone.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You have no right to go through my text messages.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You're such a moron. I didn't have to go through
your phone because you paired your phone with a refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
So I saw all the text messages I come through
your phone on the fridge.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Listen this Courtney. That's she's she's a girl at work.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
You know, this is all we joke around.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You know.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
She's like, well, you know you've heard of like work wife,
Like she's my that's why we say, like what maybe
it's just we have a we have a work thing.
We're going to what works thing.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It's just totally work thing.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
This is such a lame excuse even for you.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
About your work thing. I said, Cortney, I had a
work thing. What anyone named Courtney?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah I do, yeah, Courtney, Yeah that's just shew.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So what is.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Just hanging out?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
This friendship? Just a couple of friends work work friends.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
This is wild?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You do you hear yourself like this is really wild.
You're going to send to your baby crow worker that
she deserves everything that you gave and said to her
the night before and more and flowers.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, it's all it's just joke.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
We have like a we have a report. We we
joke and work.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
We it's it's all.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
It's all tongue and cheek, like you know, it's not
none of it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's not I'm not this is ridiculous about.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
That.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
That was just I was just messing around.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Whatever. Then we're messing around, dude.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
This is this is such book.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You know what. I've suspected that something was going on
for a while and now I finally have proof.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, you know what, let me, I'll tell you something
to court me. You know, let's at least she lets
me do what I want and it doesn't scream at
me for me somewhere the same time, or or you know,
she has to act like mad at something. You know,
I these are better than you both, to be honest
with you, you know, yeah, I mean I am admitting it.
But Scorny treats me nice. That's how it treats me,
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like all the time.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Mm, she is okay, you know what, that you're moron,
and this woman also deserves what You're absolutely right, she
does deserve your moronic And you know what, I hope
that she appreciates what little you have to offer. And
(21:56):
I really hope she doesn't find the fact that you
have made your performance issues unless toys are used to
be too daunting.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I wish you all the best, mother? What when you
go for yourself? He hung up, and I'm sorry. I'm
so sorry, suck. I'm sorry. He doesn't he sounds kind
of not awesome right now?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
No, yeah, no, I think thanks guys, I think I
it sounds like you.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Pressure there knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That it sounds like you might have been ready to
be done with him anyway, and I really need this push.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
It helps also because it validates the fact that you're
not crazy. What you thought was happening was and you
can do it for yourself. Yeah, at least you got
a dope refrigerator out of it. Yeah, phone, so do
some damage. Actually, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The jew will show to Cash a cheater.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher iques, but you think you're
an intellectual.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you
verus Victoria Lacey. Hey, Lacey, Anda, what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You ready to go?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, hope we have them, Victoria, I'm trying to get that.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Outright to win. Okay, all right, all right, here we go, Lacey.
Your time starts now. The mouse of the earth is
mostly made up of two elements. What are they? Oh
my gosh, which country's population is the shortest on average?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
China?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What are knockoff of La Boo boos called path What
is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Eighty years?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and bulk?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Ooh, oh my goodness. That is hard, Like, why wouldn't
you want it in bulk?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
I know everything is great at Costco?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Rats, what that would be awful.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, any pet really, so if you want, if you
wanted to, but you got it at Costco and it
was like a palette of dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Actually I love that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean it'll be cute, but then you'd have like
fifty dogs. All right, take Victoria, what is one thing
you should think should not be sold at Costco?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
In bulk?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I think what should not be? Oh? Lazy? I apologize.
I call you Natalie's. I gonna go to my bed.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Your name is lazy, and I don't know why I
did that, but anyway, oh right, Natalie number two, said Denise.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Victoria.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise, should we call Victoria's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
The rest of the game. Her name is Denise, She's
not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's not Lacey. No, oh,
it says Lacey on my phone screen. Sorry Denise.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't
know how to keep names straight on the pop show.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
All right, Victoria, here we go, thirty second stance. There's
many quis as possible. If you don't no one, just
say pass and Jasmine can tell you when to go.
Jasmine whenever you're ready, tell when to go, Ready to go.
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
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two elements. What are they?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Land and water?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Which country's population is the shortest on average? Oh? What's
the smallest country? Alaska?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh wait, wait, you probably want to keep going going.
What are knockoff of la boo boos called hate this? Look?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Sure, let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did our social media.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Gabby Victoria's streaking when streaking because she got one correct?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh, congratulations Victoria, Denise Victoria, Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Also, couldn't keep your name straight. That was a tough
game all aroundbody, These are a hard questions. Nobody's dumb.
These were just hard. Victoria is also just lucky. Yeah,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron. Oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Water seventy percent the land.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
The country with the shortest people on average is to
more or less or east Tmoor. The average height of
them is five to one. I didn't mean to say Alaska.
Just so we're all clear.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
What's not a country?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And the knockoff of la boo boos are called leffu fosh.
You got that one right now. The approximate live span
of a human bread blood cell is actually one hundred
and twenty days.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I's gonna get seventy years.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Denise, thank you for playing. This is Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
We're counting down the twelve first day follow ups of
Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah, countdown all the
way to the number one one first day follow up
that you voted on. Brandon is on the phone today
for a first day follow up and he's getting ghosted
by Caitlin. So in a few minutes we're gonna call
her in see if she's house, why she's ghosting him,
and maybe get him another date. But first, Brandon, how
long has it been since you heard from Kaitlin?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Man?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Uh, it's been probably about.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
A week or so.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, okay, you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Yeah, been trying to call and nothing.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
your date.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man,
My friend was right, like, Caitlin was beautiful and so
fun and instantly I was I was hooked. So we
took her or I took her out to uh just
this chill pizza place and pretty cool that let you
build your own pizza and put your own toppings and
stuff and you get to be you know, creative with
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with your with your pie, and uh, that's that's all cool.
But I'm you know, I'm really more of just like
a peperoni guys.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
So I just did that.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
But Caitlin, she actually convinced me to try some proto
on my pizza, and I gotta hands her it was.
It was delicious. I didn't know what I've been.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Missing out on.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
When you ordered that. I did.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Ye, I got to throw it a little bit. I
love Italian so anytime I guess say.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
No, it was.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
It was great. So good. They were like, well, let's
just keep this going. We grabbed a nightcap, got some
wine at a place next door. Fortunate enough, Caitlin loves
a good whiskey too, so I treated her to a
next Japanese whiskey, and uh that opened the door to
talking about travel and our hopes and dreams and places
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we've been, places we'd like to go something. After that,
I walked her home and actually ended the night with
the kids. It was I guess it was a little awkward,
but it was awkward. Well, you just like I went
in to kiss her, kiss her cheap and then like
she turned and I ended up like kissing her lips,
(30:13):
and it was it was kind of an awkward last
funny moment but.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Cool and okay, like one of those weird first kiss
moments where it's like some you're kind of kind of
dancing trying to figure out where you're supposed to go
with it.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, like it was.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
mean it turned into kind of a passionate kiss and
and we planned to see each other afterwards.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, that's good, but she hasn't gotten back to you.
What do you think? What do you think the reason is?
She's goes on you?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
That's That's the thing. I don't know, Like, like we
had a great day, you know, the piece was was great,
the drinks afterwards were great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
The kiss, although awkward, it was kind of funny and
she didn't seem put off by it. You know, she
actually leaned into the kiss afterwards, so like it seemed
like everything was happening. But then I don't know, I mean,
you know how you seem to.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Go like any anything could have happened here in the
night that she might have just sound disgusting or off putting,
and then just didn't want to make it awkward.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I'm kind of I've never been ghosted, so I'm just
got I have all these questions.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
But Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted
by Caitlin. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and see
if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon,
before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory
on your date with Kaitlin.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
So Kaitlin and I.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Went on a date. I set it by mutual friends.
We had pizza and wine and that was great, build
your own, and then we went out for drinks afterwards,
great conversation. That walked her home and we ended up
kissing and it was great.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And then she was.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Excited to seemingly excited dissing me again. But after that,
it's just been not been no communicator and you have
no idea why? Yeah, nothing, I'm it's kind of disappointing.
So I really liked her. I thought we had great
chemistry and it seemed to be mutual. So yeah, I'd
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be really bummed if it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, well you're ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
All right? Here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Hi, man, sweet to Kaitlin. Please Caitlin. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hi, Caitlin, we're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Okay, Hi?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (32:47):
What's not much?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Why are you calling me? Have you ever listened to
the show before?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
No, I'm sorry, that's okay. You don't have apologize. Maybe
you will know that's we're calling you. We do a
segment on the show it's called the First Date follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
and ask us to call you and see if we
can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody that you went on
a date with.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh are yousting somebody? Well you are, but do you
know who it is?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
Is it Brandon?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about
your date, and he said he really likes you and
he thought you were into him. So he's confused as
so why you're ghosting him? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Well? I did really like him. Okay, she's hot and
smart and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So you liked him, but you're ghosting him.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Well, he texted me something after our date that I
just like haven't been able to get over.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I didn't really know what to do with it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, was it a picture or something?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Oh no, no, god, no, okay, I mean that happens.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I think he's a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What did he text you?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Okay, let me really find it.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Uh, okay, the text is your magic and have awakened
parts of my body that I have never felt before.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Romantic.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
It's like on the line, you know, Like I don't,
that's just that's a lot after one day and kiss,
and like I don't know if he's like in a
Shakespeare play, like is he taking himself seriously?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
And he said that.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
I kind of was expecting another text that was like,
you know, harks their maiden. I long for another evening
of your presence or something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know, I could have been. You know, there's some
people out there that believe in love at first sight,
So if they're laying on I don't think that could
be a good thing.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
It was just it was so earnest and it just
kind of felt like too much. And I think he
hasn't been in a relationship and why, And so I
was afraid he was in like this romantic dreamy bubble
and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
that I'm living in.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You know what I mean. So it just hits you
like a little bit too much.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Like I'm just a person, give yourself a little bit magic, but.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Like I've awakened parts of his body they never saw.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
It was a little overwhelming to me. Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I just it just made me a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
on the phone and has been listening.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What's this hawks on?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Heark yes, Still, well, I dreamt of this pleasure of
occasion again, High Park.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
I'm sorry, I just put your business out on the radio,
but you didn't have them call me.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
So no, that's that's quite all right.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That was pretty bold of you. Brandon. What was going
on through your mind when you sent that text?
Speaker 8 (36:30):
I don't know I was awakened. Well, I'm just I'm
a playful guy. But Cayle, I just want to assure
you that I do live in a reality and after
our date, I was like, legit, I've never felt that way,
and after my last relationship, I just that was lacking.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I want another date.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
And I want to be a part of your reality.
Oh maybe I'm over the top, but this is how
I was feeling, honestly.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Well, Caitlyn, would you like another date with Brandon? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh see Shakespeare's got congratulations Brandon, you did it. You
got another day?
Speaker 11 (37:16):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
I mean I like that he has a good attitude
and and could laugh at this, and I appreciate that
we're more on the same page.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Than I thought, Kaylen. And I can't say how I
said it, and I promise if I'm going overboard with anything.
You can always talk to me about it. But hard, kaylin,
My heart and the onion or bloom at the outback
steakhouse soon.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Enjoy. Yeah, you will first date fall.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
My brother in law flexes that he's sixty and has
never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh oh no.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
He brags about it like it's a medal of honor.
But his skin tone is now legally considered dorito dust
and I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get well
cards in advance. This is the you will show And
that's the text message. We just got in at four
to one, oh six to one. Because an influencer is
making headlines for their weird flex but okay moment, and
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because of that, people are sharing the weirdest flexes that
they've ever heard. But why did one influencer make international
headlines for their weird flex that cost them thousands of
dollars and wildlife control had to be called?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I tell you what happened right now.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
An Australian influencer went viral last week after claiming he
could domesticate any animal. Why already weird flex right there anyway,
and showing off his latest project, a six foot crocodile
he named Snappy Jeff.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Snappy Jeff.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
On TikTok Live, he proudly demonstrated how the croc would
sit and stay on commands.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Actually kind of impressive.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's not totally weird flex right there, you know it is.
For his grand finale, he tried to show that Snappy
Jeff had learned how to fetch. The item was a frisbee,
and the result chaos. Apparently the crocodile lunged, but not
for the frisbee, for the man's prized designer flip flop
collection that was stacked neatly behind him, which he had
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spent the first ten minutes of the livestream bragging about
that is a weird flex tlaying me the collection was
worth at least ten grand and boasted that his Gucci
slides have never touched sand, only Italian marble. Wow, And
in seconds, the live stream turned into a scene from Jaws.
In the outback they say furniture flipped over, water spilled,
(39:43):
and luxury footwear reduced to confetti. The crocodile ate all
of his ten thousand dollars flip flop collection.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
The alligator snappy Jeff just said, no, bro, got the
weird flex had taken.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Away from you right now.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Viewers on the TikTok Live flooded it with comments like
rip Louis Vuitton flip flops and the croc just flexed
harder than you, bro. The influencer, I guess escaped with
a shredded pair of shorts, a bruised ego, and one
surviving sandal.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Left day okay, we got one.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile, and the man had
to mourn both the reptile and what he described as
the world's most exclusive flip flop collection.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's gonna be a flex now though I used to
have the most exclusive flip flop collection until my alligatory
Now of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes
that they've ever heard in response to this influencer going
viral for his weird flex but okay moment.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Somebody said that their manager bragged that they haven't listened
to music in fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Because they're too busy. What a weird thinking proud of?
Why would you do that to yourself? Why is that.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Flex homief anything? It makes me want to like be like,
are you okay?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Which is sad for you?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, I'm not like, Wow, that's so cool. No, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Another one said their coworker boasted about not using their
paid time off. I've known a lot of people like this.
They say their company doesn't do rollover or payout, so
they're basically just working for free.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah that much.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, I've known so many people who would brag about
not taking their time off.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Why is that a brag?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
There was the time in my life I believed that
that was a brag, like I work harder than you.
You couldn't even touch what I'm doing right now. You
want Because I had a lot of haters when I
was coming up, and so I was like, this is
why I have it. I don't take days off, I
don't sleep, I go to school and work three jobs,
and that's why I'm here.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Now i'm thinking back, I'm like, what an idiot? I know, right,
you should have taken your time off.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I've always thought that too, whenever i've had a manager's like,
I don't use any of my personal time off. I
haven't taken a vacation in six years, And I'm like, man,
you're an idiot because when I couldn't take vacations because
I was broken, I didn't have money, and I had
to work because I couldn't take vacations and I didn't
have days.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Off because I just had hourly jobs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I didn't take a vacation until like my first vacation ever,
until I was like in my mid twenties. As soon
as I took a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys
are dumb, Like they're like running the company and they're
not taking days off.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, I don't want to work for them. They don't
know what they're doing in life. Vacation's a dope. Yeah, nice,
and I stay taken up.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Another person said that their boss still brags about winning
a handwriting contest in the third grade.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Oh, that's actually kind of cool sixty years ago. No,
that was not cool.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever. Girl,
I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do
like the calligraphy.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
No, so I'd be so annoyed by that. Okay, well,
I think it's cool.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
They say that she takes forever to sign the paychecks,
like she's signing an autograph.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Does it all nicey.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and
said a guy at a bar tried to impress them
once by saying he was in a national commercial AO,
but it was a Pedigree dog food commercial and he
played the dog's owner's neighbor's cousin.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
But it's still a national commercial. Though. I think it's
cool some of this stuff. You guys are being hater.
He only had a line that was yelling nice dog,
but that was cut out. I guess, Oh, but have
you ever been in a national commercial?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
His line got cut?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, that's a bummer.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Another person said that their ex boss bragg that he
didn't even know his own son's name or age. Oh,
lived in the house with his wife, and that's really
a weird brag, Like, why would you brag about that?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You don't, that's the thing. You just stay quiet.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Somebody else texted in it four one to six one
said a date tried to impress them by saying that
they've never finished a book but owned four hundred book marks.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Have you been biobated or are you biobating? We'll discuss
and find out if you are coming up in just
a second. But first I need to tell you how
you can make money off of your fingernail clippings. Ew
I have said this before.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
There will always be a way to make money because
there is always a need for the weirdest things.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
And don't be grossed out.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
This is actually really cool because according to Chinese traditional medicine,
fingernails are valuable ingredients to different concoctions they use to
treat various conditions. So there's companies in China that are
asking people to send them in their fingernails. I guess
this was like a really big thing before the sixties,
but then when that hit, people started to paint their
nails and so it was contaminating the product. And it's like,
(44:22):
you can't send in your painted nails. But now if
you grow out your regular fingernails and you send them in,
you can make twenty one bucks a kilogram.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I feel like that's a little bit. Isn't a kilogram? Little?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
But does that mean like I don't know if you
saving for a whole year, but isn't there It says
that human adults only grow about one hundred grams of
fingernails per year, but if you go one hundred times
twenty one, like, that's just some extra Yeah, this's some
extra money in your pocket just from growing out your fingernails.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
But is there any way a fingernail can trace back
to you?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Would it matter? Yeah, you're sending it like that. I
as you're like, your DNA's like what they grind it up?
How do you know that for sure? That's what's going
to happen. That's what exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
They're going to use a regular fingernail just randomly popping
out and having somebody swallow it to cut their esophagus.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Ew.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I feel like not what I was thinking, because what
they do.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Is they take the fingernails, they grind it up into
a powder, and then it gets mixed in into their
various medicinal products.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I'm just thinking, like, what if that's like your DNA,
you're just like giving away. I mean, I guess we
give it away other ways.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, you could be walking down the street, somebody pulls
your hair and you didn't even notice, and the next
thing you know.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
They've got your DNA. Yeah, you got a good point.
So I wouldn't worry about it too much. Let's make
that money. And lastly, biobaiting.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, it's a new term that you need to know
in the dating world, but also I think that it
just works in general because it's basically saying that you're
exaggerating your bio and all of your dating profiles just
sound cooler.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Who doesn't, I'm sorry, but everyone that I every profile
I've seen, like hath of them they all do like
what's yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
They're talking about how people are like love to travel,
and then when you fact check these people when you
meet them, they're like, I've only been down the street
or whatever, and maybe in theory they love to travel
but haven't actually traveled. Another one that people are baiting
with is when they describe themselves as an ondo entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, that one's funny. That used to be like they
don't have a job. Yeah, usually I'm an entrepreneur and
I have a job too. That's different, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
There's half of them who work from coffee shops who
actually are like starting a business in the other half
who are just like, I want you to start a business,
and this is what.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
I want to do. But don't do anything else. Yeah, yeah,
well entrepreneur used to mean unemployed.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, like that used to be like kind of what
we would look at it as, and you definitely swipe No,
I'm an entrepreneur, but now that I am one, I
kind of understand.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
What it takes.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
But be careful what you used to describe yourself, because
you are biobating. Another one people use is they say
that they're foodies or that they're spontaneous, and they're actually not.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
I see a lot of spontaneous on there. I don't
want spontaneity right now. If you text me in the
middle of the day, be like, hen's go on a hike.
Absolutely not, homie. I'm doing work.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I got things to do. So what do you say
in your bio? Like, what's the strongest, most accurate descriptive
word that you use? Chaotic?
Speaker 5 (46:51):
I think.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (46:58):
Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
You have a dony A little secret?
Speaker 6 (47:02):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (47:03):
I do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Sweet?
Speaker 5 (47:04):
What is it all right?
Speaker 9 (47:05):
So a few nights ago, me and my buddies got
together to throw a satage puddy for one of our friends.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
It was his thirtieth birthday. We have it was you know,
I went back I went to college with these guys
back in the day.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
So we get together, we have a party. I mean,
we're getting super drunk and doing all crazy kinds of drugs.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Like back in the day.
Speaker 9 (47:27):
Things get a little funky. So you know, obviously the
party starts getting packed.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
My boys invite their girls over. You know, it starts
getting you know, nice and fun in there.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
Later that night, I'm in the backyard and what's crazy
is my best friend's girls out there.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
She also had a few drinks, so she's.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
Like hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot,
and adam nowhere we end up making out and I
don't know what to.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Tell my best friend at this point. You know, for me,
it's awkward. But but the thing is is she texted
me because I don't know what to do right now,
so she's, you know, so she's still trying to make
it happen.
Speaker 12 (48:05):
Yeah, she's just like being super friendly, just sex me
back and forth for me in software. So I've been like,
you know, just kind of going the law with the situation,
but trying to be careful because she's my best friend girl,
you know, I.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Mean, yeah, I mean, can you just remind her that
she's got a man and that he is your best friend?
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Yeah, I mean I can. But what's crazy is is
that I got on my boy last night. And the
thing is is I feel like he's starting to know.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
I don't know if he saw some messages between me
and her, but he was like, doing me, you should
hang out all together there with his girl. I don't
know if he's kind of hinting at a three summer
or whatnot, but that was the idea I started getting
in my head.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
So so now I'm sitting here like what should I do?
Speaker 9 (48:49):
Should I just like go along with it, just come
out and tell him and see if we can pull
this off or not. You know, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
It sounds like you are legitimate about it. I mean,
could you do that? Like?
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Are you.
Speaker 9 (49:05):
Can be a nice friendship anymore? You know what if
she look like a memore like Shames Blake, that get
complicated me.
Speaker 8 (49:12):
I want to do it.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
It's not gonna aspect me.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't know if that's My first thought, to be honest,
would be like I don't want to ruin my friendship
with my friend.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
But a good second thought would be what if they
like me? More than my best friend exactly so right now,
that's where I'm stuck.
Speaker 9 (49:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
It's a hard decision. I gotta I'm thinking about it.
I might do it all right. Well, whatever you decide,
thank you for honest your secret. What's your dirty little secret.
I got my finger bit by a squirrel while tossing
a coffee cup into a parking garage trash can and
had to call in sick to work. My boss didn't believe.
It's the Jewel Show, you imagine.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's a text message we got in at four one
o six one, because there's a trend going viral of
people sharing the reasons they had to call out sick
for work that were so crazy that their boss didn't
believe them. They weren't actually fake, which sucks because you
know when you call into work when you're feeling fine
and you just want to take the day off, it's
always stressful, right, You're like, they're gonna know them lying,
But when you actually have to call in sick and
it's a ridiculous excuse, like a squirrel bit my fingertip, How.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Do you even say that?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Are you panicked or are you matter of fact saying well,
I won't be in today.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But my finger.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I would rather just make up something else. I'd be like, man,
I got a cold. I'm not telling anybody that a
squirrel attacked me while I was throwing a coffee cup.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Remember the viral video of that kid yeah, text in
four to one oh six one.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Have you had to call him stick to work for
a ridiculous reason? And we'll go over some of the
top responses right now from this trend. One says I
was once late to work because I was glued into
my apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and
we're a little too enthusiastic with the glue by my door.
I had to wait until maintenance arrived at eight pm.
They were glued inside their apartment all day long, and
their boss didn't believe them that they were glued in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Guys, I won't be here tomorrow. I'm to be glued
in my house. If you want to call in sick
to work's the menswell for you?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just tell me I got glued into your apartment all day.
Another person said that my grandparents had a medical emergency
years ago where one got stuck on the toilet and
the other tried to help, and then they both fell
and I called my employer, but my employer didn't believe
me because it sounded like an SNL skit.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
They fell and they can't get out.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's life when you get all their man trying to
help them and off the toy because they can't get
off the toilet and you both fall. I now your
grandkid has to call him sick to work for.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I feel like a the answers to grandparents. That's like
a free beat, like yes, take off work, like I old.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Someone else said they worked in retail fifteen years ago
and a guy called in sick to say he had
a nightmare and didn't think he'd be able to go
back to sleep man and come into work five hours later.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He was planning ahead, thinking smart, my nephew will not
go to school one night, so he has nightmares too.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Really, yeah, I mean he's five, he needs a sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
We're going over some of the most ridiculous reasons that
people have called in sick to work that were actually
true what their bosses didn't believe them. One says I
was running a shift and had a girl calling six
saying she was too distraught to work because Zane had
left one direction.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh now, I feel like that was kind of like, well,
my grandma really did pass. I ended up crying into work,
being like, hey, I can't come in. My boss did
not believe me like fully, and I was bawling on
the phone, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Like, they didn't believe you about that? No, And she
was like, which, I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What are you saying? So are you coming into work?
Like I don't understand what you're doing right now. I
was like, no, I'm not moving right now, and she's oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He was like, thanks, I'm fine, Thanks for asking. Yeah,
my family will be okay.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Then you should have said what this person said. They
said I had to call in one time because my
stairs were gone.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What drugs were they on?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He says, of course it was a huge violation by
the condo, but they had no way out of their
second story.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm sorry, that's real.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Somehow the condo removed the stairs overnight, it says, I
want that happened to me. They said their boss demanded
photos to show proof that they had no stairs to
get out of their place.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, that is a little questionable. I don't think I
believe that either. I know, I'd be like, did you.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Not go to sleep yet? Like is this the party continued?
Or what you have a ladder something the rope?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, someone once said I once had an employee call
to say they'd be laid because a.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Plane hit their car.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh, it turns out they live next to a small
private airfield and a drunk pilot was coming into the
land and mistook the road for the open runway.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What, oh my gosh, how.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Do you mistake that there's cars on the road there's
nothing on a runway.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And somebody didn't believe that that's too specific. Fake.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, the more specific you got with I'd be like, okay, yeah,
you're cooling. It was just a cough, I might question
it right right. Another person said they had to call
in sick to work because they dropped a frozen turkey
on their bare foot.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hey man, I've heard done that and that hurts. Have
you done that?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I was still walking it out was fine, but it
hurts my whole tole in black.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Another person said they had to call and stick to
work once because they got fake nails for the first
time for a wedding and they were in the shower
exfoliating their face and they stuck one of the fake
nails up their nose on accident and sliced their nose.
It was bleeding at don and then from that moment
on they were called Edward scissorhands. That work for the
rest of the time they worked there.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
what's this is Donk?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Hello ho ho. You know what I'm saying is this show?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's Donk Donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just call
me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work holiday
party that you planned.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so
you can go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
With you need.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I'm just because you So I'm playing the role
of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted
to know like music selection and the genre of music
you'd like me to get down to you and then
all so like she'd if I should bring the Elf
on the shelf with me?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And if you saw that?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Actually I didn't realize that came included.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Actually that's really nice. Yeah, I mean probably just regular
Christmas It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know, I don't know if you have like a mix.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together
a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you
did you see that?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yeah, I think the standard Christmas is fine.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But what did you mean with the routine?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
You know, do you have like a certain way that
you like people to come up to you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, they can just their wands and like throw them
in the g stre like you know, they can just
throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have
a problem with that at all. They can just approach.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless
because I can I go like full donk, you know,
because I could get in trouble for that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So by full donk are you saying?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
off on the shelf with me, like I do a
thing where like I make it so like has a
shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And that's like a crowd pleaser.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
A stripper?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You're I?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I am not a stripper?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
New okay?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, because that like term I find a grating.
So I'm a dancer.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but
like I do like to be called a dancer because
I put a lot of into my craft.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Working to my craft, I do a lot of I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You know, this is a work party, right, Like I
booked you to sit on a chair and people come
over and say.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ha ha, yeah, and they will like there is a
portion where I sit down and people can come sit
on my lap, you know, and like tell me what
they want for the holidays, Like I'll tell them if
they've been naughty your eyes or whatever. You know, I
mean most of you are naughty, by the way, This
is not.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What I intended to book.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I absolutely this is a work party and you have
to keep your clothes on. Do you have an option
where you keep your clothes on?
Speaker 11 (08:12):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,
is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Okay we are.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa
that could be in front of children but will not
be but still passibly Santa.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know what I also do. I do this thing
to Roodolph the Red Nose reindeer where I put like
a red nose somewhere and people love that.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Dude, Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,
just no, I'm going to cancel this.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I do have to let you know that that we
don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
your money back. But I guess I just so you
don't want the donk at your party. You don't want
Donk Claus at your party.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I do not want talk claws at my holiday.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
With ordering Santa.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Party.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set
you up for this phone brank. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she
said that you even stressed out planning this holiday party
and you hired a Santa the other bitch you wanted
to mess with?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So no full dolklin or what still confused?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So scientists are studying something called grumpy old man syndrome.
It's a real thing, and apparently it turns out that
it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but
it's called IMS irritable Male syndrome. It's a lesser known
condition affecting men that mirrors similar aspects of PMS. So
you might not be having cramps and stuff, but you're
(10:06):
experiencing hormonal fluctuations and mood every month, mood and behavioral changes. Allegedly, yes,
you're still studying it to fully understand it, because we've
known that men's.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hormones will say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, they'll be like men get there like time
of the month too, And I wasn't like, yeah, right,
but apparently we do well.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Kind interesting to see, Like, there's this one person that
I follow on social media. It's this guy that talks
about men's hormones with the intention of helping women communicate
with men better. And like, at what time, So if
a man cycle is twenty four hours, he was trying
to explain that there's usually about five PM is the
time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate with them
because of whatever has been happening in the day, Like
(10:44):
you need to decompress and like give them that moment
to reregulate.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Makes since around five o'clock, I'm usually talked out. You
don't want to talk to anybody around then until like
maybe like seven.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Well, it's like if you're just coming home and somebody's
not always talk to Victoria around that time. Usually it's
like a very quick conversation and let's keep it going.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
She always calls me to go over show stuff for
the next day. Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, damn Victoria
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Because I don't know. And I'm like, I know you
don't know, but we need to pick.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
We're gonna have to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's the conversation. Even though you guys are not romantically involved.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That happens a lot in couples because if a man's
coming home, the woman's like, guess what, guess what? Oh
my gosh, and wants to talk to her person. Understandable,
but this guy's like, don't do that because the man
needs to recalibrate himself, like hormonally.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's really interesting. I was super in on it because
I was like, oh, tell me more.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm gonna snap on Victoria today when we have our
show call later. Sorry about that's my period.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And that's not a great excist for that. Okay, it's
always happens this time of day. Okay, but also, you
men don't get to abuse ims. We're still at work
all the time with pms. Yeah, so you're good. And
why don't they have cramps because they don't have what
we have? Well, yeah, but I have cramps. I think
they should also have cramps.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I agree with you, and they do have machine cramps
from the conversation, but my brain cramps.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That was terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
They do have those cramp inducer. I think you can
get them on Amazon, and a lot of people are like,
I'm feeling this. I want you to feel it too.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They actually give you the same time, and they'll give
you these like little electronic things that look on your body.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Sure, yeah, I'll do it. But I have never taken
that away from any women, get it. I would hate
to have that kind of thing. Well, it was actually
very empathetic. He looks somebody, He's like, man, that sucks.
I'm sorry that so much I have to do. Like
I I've always been understanding of that because I think
about it. For me, I'm like, if that happened to
my body once a month, I would be a mess. Yeah,
I wouldn't even want to do this whole thing anymore.
(12:45):
I'd be like, dude, every single month is going to happen.
I'm not going to stay here that long.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Tired of this. This is terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
My allergies act up constantly during the day, like I
have those thoughts. I'm like, I just can't do this
any more. Allergies Like imagine if I was going cramps
and thinks.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yours ann And this is why women have them and
men don't, because we have a higher pain tolerance and
threshold for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh yeah, that's how it worked out in the world. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Asiana is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend Matt of four years
might be messing around. So we'll see if we can
help her out. Taziana, sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's up. Why do you
think Mats cheating?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, well, so we've had a lot of ups and
downs throughout the time we've been together, and I've kind
of suspected he was cheating in the past, but I
hadn't really been able to catch him or to have proof.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
But now I think I definitely do.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
This. Past Christmas, he got one of the he got
us just one of this really fancy bridges. Honestly, it
was more of and I'm sorry gifts because we got
into a huge fight earlier that month. So I think
that this was his way of saying sorry because he
went to a strip club and stayed out all night.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And didn't tell me that fun.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
That was fun for me. But honestly, the fridge is
really cool. It's one of those, you know, like those
smart fridges. I had, like a screen and I feel
very fancy, like we used it for our calendars and whatnot.
But it also has another feature where I guess you
(14:29):
can pair your phone with it and get text messages
through it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your refrigerator, yeah, they have that. Washers and dryers too,
and wash d my phone I want to buy. But anyway,
so you have you have a paired with your phone
or his phone or something.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
No, it's not paired with my phone, but it is
paired with his moron the ma I'm cooking last week
and in the kitchen and all of a sudden this
message pops up that says you better get over here
when you can see you tonight, baby on the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I see, okay, what you got inside form?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You got.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Stuck on it too. I'm like, who is it a text?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
This situation, but I know. I'm sorry. Okay, that's crazy.
Okay did it say who it was from and all that?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I didn't check that. It disappeared pretty quickly, but like,
of course I was. My heart just dropped. But I
kind of figured that, like this is a sign. You know,
I've we've been up and down for years, and like
I think this is a sign that kind of like
maybe it's time for me to officially move on. So
I really need to catch him and get proof and
so I can kick him outo the street.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You didn't ask him about the text that you saw
or anything.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
No, that's kind of when I got on and got
in touch with you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, if you're just joining us for today's to Catch
a Cheater. Tatiana is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Matt might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card remember at and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers from our florial department, and
we'll see if you sends those flowers to his girlfriend,
Tatiana or to somebody else. But before we do that, Tatiana,
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why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, we've been kind of up and down for about
four years. I've suspected that he's been cheating, but I
haven't had proof in the past. But now that he
got us this new smart refrigerator that shows text messages,
and he paired his phone with it, and I saw
a text message from someone that says, you better get
over here, baby. So I think that this is finally
(16:48):
the proof I need to prove that he's cheating. So alarming,
you're creating a refrigerator tells you this. So have you
felt like he's cheating before? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But I just haven't. I haven't had proof. Okay, you
don't have a clue of who it could be?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to see
if we can figure it out?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, Okay, Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from So.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Matt.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, this is Matt.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Matt?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Thank
you so much. Really yeah, congratulations. Oh, thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer Rock and Roll.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Was what exactly what do I win?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You won the flowers. Maybe you weren't aware.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new Foal department,
absolutely free. You want thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered that anybody that you want with in the
fifty United States, Absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixty dollars value.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Oh man, that's sweet, awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So All I need from you now is just the
first and last name of the person you want to
send them to, and then anything you might want to
put on a card, and then we'll get the address
and we will be good to go. Thank you so much.
All right, cool, Courtney, you said, Courtney? Yeah? Great? And
is there anything you would like to put on a
card to Courtney?
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Yeah, can we make a note?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Says I meant what I said last night.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You deserve these and more great?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And then now I'll let you know that this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name's Jebel.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see they send flowers
to and your girlfriend of four years, Tatiana is actually
on the phone.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Wait what.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
Hold on?
Speaker 6 (19:01):
So who's Courtney? Is she the one that text? Is
she the one that texted?
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Where are you tonight?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It comings over?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Baby?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
What what is going on?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
What is going on.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Here?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But you tell me? You tell me who is corny?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Why are you sending flowers to a woman named Courtney
and not to me?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
How did you go through my phone?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Is that what this is?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
You?
Speaker 8 (19:28):
She just to snooping through my phone.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You have no right to go through my text messages.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You're such a moron. I didn't have to go through
your phone because you paired your phone with a refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
So I saw all the text messages I come through
your phone on the fridge.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Listen this Courtney. That's she's she's a girl at work.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
You know, this is all we joke around.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You know.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
She's like, well, you know you've heard of like work wife,
Like she's my that's why we say, like what maybe
it's just we have a we have a work thing.
We're going to what works thing.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It's just totally work thing.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
This is such a lame excuse even for you.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
About your work thing. I said, Cortney, I had a
work thing. What anyone named Courtney?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah I do, yeah, Courtney, Yeah that's just shew.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So what is.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Just hanging out?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
This friendship? Just a couple of friends work work friends.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
This is wild?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You do you hear yourself like this is really wild.
You're going to send to your baby crow worker that
she deserves everything that you gave and said to her
the night before and more and flowers.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, it's all it's just joke.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
We have like a we have a report. We we
joke and work.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
We it's it's all.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
It's all tongue and cheek, like you know, it's not
none of it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's not I'm not this is ridiculous about.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
That.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
That was just I was just messing around.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Whatever. Then we're messing around, dude.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
This is this is such book.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You know what. I've suspected that something was going on
for a while and now I finally have proof.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, you know what, let me, I'll tell you something
to court me. You know, let's at least she lets
me do what I want and it doesn't scream at
me for me somewhere the same time, or or you know,
she has to act like mad at something. You know,
I these are better than you both, to be honest
with you, you know, yeah, I mean I am admitting it.
But Scorny treats me nice. That's how it treats me,
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like all the time.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Mm, she is okay, you know what, that you're moron,
and this woman also deserves what You're absolutely right, she
does deserve your moronic And you know what, I hope
that she appreciates what little you have to offer. And
(21:56):
I really hope she doesn't find the fact that you
have made your performance issues unless toys are used to
be too daunting.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I wish you all the best, mother? What when you
go for yourself? He hung up, and I'm sorry. I'm
so sorry, suck. I'm sorry. He doesn't he sounds kind
of not awesome right now?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
No, yeah, no, I think thanks guys, I think I
it sounds like you.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Pressure there knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That it sounds like you might have been ready to
be done with him anyway, and I really need this push.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
It helps also because it validates the fact that you're
not crazy. What you thought was happening was and you
can do it for yourself. Yeah, at least you got
a dope refrigerator out of it. Yeah, phone, so do
some damage. Actually, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The jew will show to Cash a cheater.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher iques, but you think you're
an intellectual.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you
verus Victoria Lacey. Hey, Lacey, Anda, what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You ready to go?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, hope we have them, Victoria, I'm trying to get that.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Outright to win. Okay, all right, all right, here we go, Lacey.
Your time starts now. The mouse of the earth is
mostly made up of two elements. What are they? Oh
my gosh, which country's population is the shortest on average?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
China?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What are knockoff of La Boo boos called path What
is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Eighty years?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and bulk?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Ooh, oh my goodness. That is hard, Like, why wouldn't
you want it in bulk?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
I know everything is great at Costco?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Rats, what that would be awful.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, any pet really, so if you want, if you
wanted to, but you got it at Costco and it
was like a palette of dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Actually I love that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean it'll be cute, but then you'd have like
fifty dogs. All right, take Victoria, what is one thing
you should think should not be sold at Costco?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
In bulk?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I think what should not be? Oh? Lazy? I apologize.
I call you Natalie's. I gonna go to my bed.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Your name is lazy, and I don't know why I
did that, but anyway, oh right, Natalie number two, said Denise.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Victoria.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise, should we call Victoria's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
The rest of the game. Her name is Denise, She's
not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's not Lacey. No, oh,
it says Lacey on my phone screen. Sorry Denise.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't
know how to keep names straight on the pop show.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
All right, Victoria, here we go, thirty second stance. There's
many quis as possible. If you don't no one, just
say pass and Jasmine can tell you when to go.
Jasmine whenever you're ready, tell when to go, Ready to go.
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
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two elements. What are they?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Land and water?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Which country's population is the shortest on average? Oh? What's
the smallest country? Alaska?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh wait, wait, you probably want to keep going going.
What are knockoff of la boo boos called hate this? Look?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Sure, let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did our social media.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Gabby Victoria's streaking when streaking because she got one correct?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh, congratulations Victoria, Denise Victoria, Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Also, couldn't keep your name straight. That was a tough
game all aroundbody, These are a hard questions. Nobody's dumb.
These were just hard. Victoria is also just lucky. Yeah,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron. Oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Water seventy percent the land.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
The country with the shortest people on average is to
more or less or east Tmoor. The average height of
them is five to one. I didn't mean to say Alaska.
Just so we're all clear.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
What's not a country?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And the knockoff of la boo boos are called leffu fosh.
You got that one right now. The approximate live span
of a human bread blood cell is actually one hundred
and twenty days.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I's gonna get seventy years.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Denise, thank you for playing. This is Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
We're counting down the twelve first day follow ups of
Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah, countdown all the
way to the number one one first day follow up
that you voted on. Brandon is on the phone today
for a first day follow up and he's getting ghosted
by Caitlin. So in a few minutes we're gonna call
her in see if she's house, why she's ghosting him,
and maybe get him another date. But first, Brandon, how
long has it been since you heard from Kaitlin?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Man?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Uh, it's been probably about.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
A week or so.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, okay, you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Yeah, been trying to call and nothing.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
your date.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man,
My friend was right, like, Caitlin was beautiful and so
fun and instantly I was I was hooked. So we
took her or I took her out to uh just
this chill pizza place and pretty cool that let you
build your own pizza and put your own toppings and
stuff and you get to be you know, creative with
(28:53):
with your with your pie, and uh, that's that's all cool.
But I'm you know, I'm really more of just like
a peperoni guys.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
So I just did that.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
But Caitlin, she actually convinced me to try some proto
on my pizza, and I gotta hands her it was.
It was delicious. I didn't know what I've been.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Missing out on.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
When you ordered that. I did.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Ye, I got to throw it a little bit. I
love Italian so anytime I guess say.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
No, it was.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
It was great. So good. They were like, well, let's
just keep this going. We grabbed a nightcap, got some
wine at a place next door. Fortunate enough, Caitlin loves
a good whiskey too, so I treated her to a
next Japanese whiskey, and uh that opened the door to
talking about travel and our hopes and dreams and places
(29:50):
we've been, places we'd like to go something. After that,
I walked her home and actually ended the night with
the kids. It was I guess it was a little awkward,
but it was awkward. Well, you just like I went
in to kiss her, kiss her cheap and then like
she turned and I ended up like kissing her lips,
(30:13):
and it was it was kind of an awkward last
funny moment but.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Cool and okay, like one of those weird first kiss
moments where it's like some you're kind of kind of
dancing trying to figure out where you're supposed to go
with it.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, like it was.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
mean it turned into kind of a passionate kiss and
and we planned to see each other afterwards.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, that's good, but she hasn't gotten back to you.
What do you think? What do you think the reason is?
She's goes on you?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
That's That's the thing. I don't know, Like, like we
had a great day, you know, the piece was was great,
the drinks afterwards were great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
The kiss, although awkward, it was kind of funny and
she didn't seem put off by it. You know, she
actually leaned into the kiss afterwards, so like it seemed
like everything was happening. But then I don't know, I mean,
you know how you seem to.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Go like any anything could have happened here in the
night that she might have just sound disgusting or off putting,
and then just didn't want to make it awkward.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I'm kind of I've never been ghosted, so I'm just
got I have all these questions.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
But Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted
by Caitlin. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and see
if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon,
before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory
on your date with Kaitlin.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
So Kaitlin and I.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Went on a date. I set it by mutual friends.
We had pizza and wine and that was great, build
your own, and then we went out for drinks afterwards,
great conversation. That walked her home and we ended up
kissing and it was great.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And then she was.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Excited to seemingly excited dissing me again. But after that,
it's just been not been no communicator and you have
no idea why? Yeah, nothing, I'm it's kind of disappointing.
So I really liked her. I thought we had great
chemistry and it seemed to be mutual. So yeah, I'd
(32:12):
be really bummed if it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, well you're ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
All right? Here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Hi, man, sweet to Kaitlin. Please Caitlin. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hi, Caitlin, we're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Okay, Hi?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (32:47):
What's not much?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Why are you calling me? Have you ever listened to
the show before?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
No, I'm sorry, that's okay. You don't have apologize. Maybe
you will know that's we're calling you. We do a
segment on the show it's called the First Date follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
and ask us to call you and see if we
can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody that you went on
a date with.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh are yousting somebody? Well you are, but do you
know who it is?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
Is it Brandon?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about
your date, and he said he really likes you and
he thought you were into him. So he's confused as
so why you're ghosting him? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Well? I did really like him. Okay, she's hot and
smart and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So you liked him, but you're ghosting him.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Well, he texted me something after our date that I
just like haven't been able to get over.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I didn't really know what to do with it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, was it a picture or something?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Oh no, no, god, no, okay, I mean that happens.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I think he's a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What did he text you?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Okay, let me really find it.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Uh, okay, the text is your magic and have awakened
parts of my body that I have never felt before.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Romantic.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
It's like on the line, you know, Like I don't,
that's just that's a lot after one day and kiss,
and like I don't know if he's like in a
Shakespeare play, like is he taking himself seriously?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
And he said that.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
I kind of was expecting another text that was like,
you know, harks their maiden. I long for another evening
of your presence or something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know, I could have been. You know, there's some
people out there that believe in love at first sight,
So if they're laying on I don't think that could
be a good thing.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
It was just it was so earnest and it just
kind of felt like too much. And I think he
hasn't been in a relationship and why, And so I
was afraid he was in like this romantic dreamy bubble
and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
that I'm living in.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You know what I mean. So it just hits you
like a little bit too much.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Like I'm just a person, give yourself a little bit magic, but.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Like I've awakened parts of his body they never saw.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
It was a little overwhelming to me. Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I just it just made me a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
on the phone and has been listening.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What's this hawks on?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Heark yes, Still, well, I dreamt of this pleasure of
occasion again, High Park.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
I'm sorry, I just put your business out on the radio,
but you didn't have them call me.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
So no, that's that's quite all right.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That was pretty bold of you. Brandon. What was going
on through your mind when you sent that text?
Speaker 8 (36:30):
I don't know I was awakened. Well, I'm just I'm
a playful guy. But Cayle, I just want to assure
you that I do live in a reality and after
our date, I was like, legit, I've never felt that way,
and after my last relationship, I just that was lacking.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I want another date.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
And I want to be a part of your reality.
Oh maybe I'm over the top, but this is how
I was feeling, honestly.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Well, Caitlyn, would you like another date with Brandon? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh see Shakespeare's got congratulations Brandon, you did it. You
got another day?
Speaker 11 (37:16):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
I mean I like that he has a good attitude
and and could laugh at this, and I appreciate that
we're more on the same page.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Than I thought, Kaylen. And I can't say how I
said it, and I promise if I'm going overboard with anything.
You can always talk to me about it. But hard, kaylin,
My heart and the onion or bloom at the outback
steakhouse soon.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Enjoy. Yeah, you will first date fall.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
My brother in law flexes that he's sixty and has
never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh oh no.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
He brags about it like it's a medal of honor.
But his skin tone is now legally considered dorito dust
and I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get well
cards in advance. This is the you will show And
that's the text message. We just got in at four
to one, oh six to one. Because an influencer is
making headlines for their weird flex but okay moment, and
(38:21):
because of that, people are sharing the weirdest flexes that
they've ever heard. But why did one influencer make international
headlines for their weird flex that cost them thousands of
dollars and wildlife control had to be called?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I tell you what happened right now.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
An Australian influencer went viral last week after claiming he
could domesticate any animal. Why already weird flex right there anyway,
and showing off his latest project, a six foot crocodile
he named Snappy Jeff.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Snappy Jeff.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
On TikTok Live, he proudly demonstrated how the croc would
sit and stay on commands.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Actually kind of impressive.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's not totally weird flex right there, you know it is.
For his grand finale, he tried to show that Snappy
Jeff had learned how to fetch. The item was a frisbee,
and the result chaos. Apparently the crocodile lunged, but not
for the frisbee, for the man's prized designer flip flop
collection that was stacked neatly behind him, which he had
(39:22):
spent the first ten minutes of the livestream bragging about
that is a weird flex tlaying me the collection was
worth at least ten grand and boasted that his Gucci
slides have never touched sand, only Italian marble. Wow, And
in seconds, the live stream turned into a scene from Jaws.
In the outback they say furniture flipped over, water spilled,
(39:43):
and luxury footwear reduced to confetti. The crocodile ate all
of his ten thousand dollars flip flop collection.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
The alligator snappy Jeff just said, no, bro, got the
weird flex had taken.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Away from you right now.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Viewers on the TikTok Live flooded it with comments like
rip Louis Vuitton flip flops and the croc just flexed
harder than you, bro. The influencer, I guess escaped with
a shredded pair of shorts, a bruised ego, and one
surviving sandal.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Left day okay, we got one.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile, and the man had
to mourn both the reptile and what he described as
the world's most exclusive flip flop collection.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's gonna be a flex now though I used to
have the most exclusive flip flop collection until my alligatory
Now of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes
that they've ever heard in response to this influencer going
viral for his weird flex but okay moment.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Somebody said that their manager bragged that they haven't listened
to music in fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Because they're too busy. What a weird thinking proud of?
Why would you do that to yourself? Why is that.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Flex homief anything? It makes me want to like be like,
are you okay?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Which is sad for you?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, I'm not like, Wow, that's so cool. No, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Another one said their coworker boasted about not using their
paid time off. I've known a lot of people like this.
They say their company doesn't do rollover or payout, so
they're basically just working for free.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah that much.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, I've known so many people who would brag about
not taking their time off.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Why is that a brag?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
There was the time in my life I believed that
that was a brag, like I work harder than you.
You couldn't even touch what I'm doing right now. You
want Because I had a lot of haters when I
was coming up, and so I was like, this is
why I have it. I don't take days off, I
don't sleep, I go to school and work three jobs,
and that's why I'm here.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Now i'm thinking back, I'm like, what an idiot? I know, right,
you should have taken your time off.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I've always thought that too, whenever i've had a manager's like,
I don't use any of my personal time off. I
haven't taken a vacation in six years, And I'm like, man,
you're an idiot because when I couldn't take vacations because
I was broken, I didn't have money, and I had
to work because I couldn't take vacations and I didn't
have days.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Off because I just had hourly jobs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I didn't take a vacation until like my first vacation ever,
until I was like in my mid twenties. As soon
as I took a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys
are dumb, Like they're like running the company and they're
not taking days off.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, I don't want to work for them. They don't
know what they're doing in life. Vacation's a dope. Yeah, nice,
and I stay taken up.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Another person said that their boss still brags about winning
a handwriting contest in the third grade.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Oh, that's actually kind of cool sixty years ago. No,
that was not cool.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever. Girl,
I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do
like the calligraphy.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
No, so I'd be so annoyed by that. Okay, well,
I think it's cool.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
They say that she takes forever to sign the paychecks,
like she's signing an autograph.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Does it all nicey.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and
said a guy at a bar tried to impress them
once by saying he was in a national commercial AO,
but it was a Pedigree dog food commercial and he
played the dog's owner's neighbor's cousin.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
But it's still a national commercial. Though. I think it's
cool some of this stuff. You guys are being hater.
He only had a line that was yelling nice dog,
but that was cut out. I guess, Oh, but have
you ever been in a national commercial?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
His line got cut?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, that's a bummer.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Another person said that their ex boss bragg that he
didn't even know his own son's name or age. Oh,
lived in the house with his wife, and that's really
a weird brag, Like, why would you brag about that?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You don't, that's the thing. You just stay quiet.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Somebody else texted in it four one to six one
said a date tried to impress them by saying that
they've never finished a book but owned four hundred book marks.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Have you been biobated or are you biobating? We'll discuss
and find out if you are coming up in just
a second. But first I need to tell you how
you can make money off of your fingernail clippings. Ew
I have said this before.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
There will always be a way to make money because
there is always a need for the weirdest things.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
And don't be grossed out.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
This is actually really cool because according to Chinese traditional medicine,
fingernails are valuable ingredients to different concoctions they use to
treat various conditions. So there's companies in China that are
asking people to send them in their fingernails. I guess
this was like a really big thing before the sixties,
but then when that hit, people started to paint their
nails and so it was contaminating the product. And it's like,
(44:22):
you can't send in your painted nails. But now if
you grow out your regular fingernails and you send them in,
you can make twenty one bucks a kilogram.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I feel like that's a little bit. Isn't a kilogram? Little?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
But does that mean like I don't know if you
saving for a whole year, but isn't there It says
that human adults only grow about one hundred grams of
fingernails per year, but if you go one hundred times
twenty one, like, that's just some extra Yeah, this's some
extra money in your pocket just from growing out your fingernails.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
But is there any way a fingernail can trace back
to you?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Would it matter? Yeah, you're sending it like that. I
as you're like, your DNA's like what they grind it up?
How do you know that for sure? That's what's going
to happen. That's what exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
They're going to use a regular fingernail just randomly popping
out and having somebody swallow it to cut their esophagus.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Ew.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I feel like not what I was thinking, because what
they do.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Is they take the fingernails, they grind it up into
a powder, and then it gets mixed in into their
various medicinal products.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I'm just thinking, like, what if that's like your DNA,
you're just like giving away. I mean, I guess we
give it away other ways.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, you could be walking down the street, somebody pulls
your hair and you didn't even notice, and the next
thing you know.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
They've got your DNA. Yeah, you got a good point.
So I wouldn't worry about it too much. Let's make
that money. And lastly, biobaiting.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, it's a new term that you need to know
in the dating world, but also I think that it
just works in general because it's basically saying that you're
exaggerating your bio and all of your dating profiles just
sound cooler.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Who doesn't, I'm sorry, but everyone that I every profile
I've seen, like hath of them they all do like
what's yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
They're talking about how people are like love to travel,
and then when you fact check these people when you
meet them, they're like, I've only been down the street
or whatever, and maybe in theory they love to travel
but haven't actually traveled. Another one that people are baiting
with is when they describe themselves as an ondo entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, that one's funny. That used to be like they
don't have a job. Yeah, usually I'm an entrepreneur and
I have a job too. That's different, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
There's half of them who work from coffee shops who
actually are like starting a business in the other half
who are just like, I want you to start a business,
and this is what.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
I want to do. But don't do anything else. Yeah, yeah,
well entrepreneur used to mean unemployed.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, like that used to be like kind of what
we would look at it as, and you definitely swipe No,
I'm an entrepreneur, but now that I am one, I
kind of understand.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
What it takes.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
But be careful what you used to describe yourself, because
you are biobating. Another one people use is they say
that they're foodies or that they're spontaneous, and they're actually not.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
I see a lot of spontaneous on there. I don't
want spontaneity right now. If you text me in the
middle of the day, be like, hen's go on a hike.
Absolutely not, homie. I'm doing work.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I got things to do. So what do you say
in your bio? Like, what's the strongest, most accurate descriptive
word that you use? Chaotic?
Speaker 5 (46:51):
I think.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (46:58):
Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
You have a dony A little secret?
Speaker 6 (47:02):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (47:03):
I do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Sweet?
Speaker 5 (47:04):
What is it all right?
Speaker 9 (47:05):
So a few nights ago, me and my buddies got
together to throw a satage puddy for one of our friends.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
It was his thirtieth birthday. We have it was you know,
I went back I went to college with these guys
back in the day.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
So we get together, we have a party. I mean,
we're getting super drunk and doing all crazy kinds of drugs.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Like back in the day.
Speaker 9 (47:27):
Things get a little funky. So you know, obviously the
party starts getting packed.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
My boys invite their girls over. You know, it starts
getting you know, nice and fun in there.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
Later that night, I'm in the backyard and what's crazy
is my best friend's girls out there.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
She also had a few drinks, so she's.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
Like hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot,
and adam nowhere we end up making out and I
don't know what to.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Tell my best friend at this point. You know, for me,
it's awkward. But but the thing is is she texted
me because I don't know what to do right now,
so she's, you know, so she's still trying to make
it happen.
Speaker 12 (48:05):
Yeah, she's just like being super friendly, just sex me
back and forth for me in software. So I've been like,
you know, just kind of going the law with the situation,
but trying to be careful because she's my best friend girl,
you know, I.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Mean, yeah, I mean, can you just remind her that
she's got a man and that he is your best friend?
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Yeah, I mean I can. But what's crazy is is
that I got on my boy last night. And the
thing is is I feel like he's starting to know.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
I don't know if he saw some messages between me
and her, but he was like, doing me, you should
hang out all together there with his girl. I don't
know if he's kind of hinting at a three summer
or whatnot, but that was the idea I started getting
in my head.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
So so now I'm sitting here like what should I do?
Speaker 9 (48:49):
Should I just like go along with it, just come
out and tell him and see if we can pull
this off or not. You know, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
It sounds like you are legitimate about it. I mean,
could you do that? Like?
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Are you.
Speaker 9 (49:05):
Can be a nice friendship anymore? You know what if
she look like a memore like Shames Blake, that get
complicated me.
Speaker 8 (49:12):
I want to do it.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
It's not gonna aspect me.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't know if that's My first thought, to be honest,
would be like I don't want to ruin my friendship
with my friend.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
But a good second thought would be what if they
like me? More than my best friend exactly so right now,
that's where I'm stuck.
Speaker 9 (49:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
It's a hard decision. I gotta I'm thinking about it.
I might do it all right. Well, whatever you decide,
thank you for honest your secret. What's your dirty little secret.
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