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Speaker 1 (00:07):
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because every single holiday season the super down to earth
just like you. Modern day working mom. Gwyneth Paltrow releases
her annual twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It's
always fun to see what items see every day. Totally
in touch with the common working folks, celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks that you can afford to get your friends and
(00:34):
family this holiday season, and it also includes six versions
of one type of item that will make you wonder
even more what's wrong with the very humble and normal
working class Celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow. So we'll go over the
twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide next, It's.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And the best time about the holidays isn't gathering around
the table with the family and enjoying conversation and quality
time with your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not watching somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Open a gift that you got them from a regular
store and seeing the smile on their face when they
know that you bought something that you kind of can't
really afford because you know you have a normal job
and try don't make a lot of cash, but she
at least got them something. It's not that, it's when
Gwyneth Paltrow raises us with her annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide.
Oh yeah, Remember, Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you, down
(01:35):
to earth working mom who knows the struggles of the
common man.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yep, just ask her, she'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But every single year she releases the twenty twenty five
Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Goop is her website, but the
items on it are always ridiculous and fun to go
over what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can afford to get
your friends and family this holiday season. So let's go
over some of the top items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday
gift guide.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And she's got six of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One item, really a particular kind of item on her
holiday gift guide that is kind of ridiculous, And we'll
tell you what that is in a second, But first,
here are some of the other things that Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks you should get your loved ones for this holiday season.
How about a lip method portable infrared sauna. It's kind
of nice year, it's portable, portable infrared sauna. Yeah, that'll
(02:25):
only set you back nine hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Dollars one thousand dollars. Okay, it like, is it like
a tent that you pitched? I had no idea. H huh,
because you have a sauna, but yours isn't considered portable,
is it you?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, it's like a wood sauna. Yeah, very heavy, Get
anywhere with you. And here's another item from Gwyneth Paltrow's
twenty twenty five Goop holiday gift guide. A Vespa Primavera
red scooter. Ooh, something that everybody can afford to get
their loved one that would be dope to get. Honestly,
will only set you back about six thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh how much are they normally? Is that really that
much more than they normally are?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is there expensive? No?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, But I just think it's kind of ridiculous to
put on a gift guide for the holidays that you're
hoping normal people will read and be like, yeah, they
can totally, they can totally get somebody has six thousand
dollars scooter. It's not ten thousand dollars scooters.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Totally say no, people don't normally get a vest butt
for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Every time I drive a vest by I crash it.
So that's just not a good investment.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh well, I know it'll be a fun One's a
balance thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's also just a little knickknack that you can get
your loved one on Buenis Paltrow's super in touch relatable
holiday gift guide.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Vintage hotel ashtray.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh cool, Yeah, this would only set you back fourteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Whoa ash drive for fourteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
People do collect those? But why is that expensive? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You can just have the word vintage on it and
price up the is it Crystal?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I bet it's Crystal probably who knows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Also, of course, she's always got a bunch of getaways
that you can give your loved ones on her holiday
gift guide too. There's a a Safaris Day in Botswana
at Jack's Camp wherever that is. But it's so expensive
that the price is only upon request.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
WHOA Seriously, but can we talk about how that she
put all of these on a guide? As is its
a guide? Whoever's reading it?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Like, hey, let me help you out think of some
things of what to get your loved one, Right, this
is a gift guide. Why would I get someone who
are her readers?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Who are who are the people that are actually taking
advantage of this gift guide?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know. That's Besos.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's pretty much like one of the only people that
could probably do that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It feels like a reminder that this is what the
good life would look like if you could afford the
way that so much this is a reminder.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Of what I get people for Christmas. I would love
to see her in a room with her editors for
the good Gift Guide. But Gwynn a Safaris day at
Botswana Jack's Camp. Like most of our readers, you know
they make about media and income in the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Country thought and then give it away.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, they can't really spend hundreds of thousands of dollars
to go to Jack's Camp, like maybe we' do, like
you know, a.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
National park package around you know, the United.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
States, and.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's going to see you first time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I have like twenty dollars to get into one of
those places. Who would do that? Plus there's so much
dust there at Jack's Camp. They vacuum the dust for
you and it's outside. Yeah, there's also a Kinky Advent
calendar that she has available. It also comes loaded with
golden plate, gold plated handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What Queen's in the calendar though? No, it's an advent calendar,
so that means that every day you open it and
you get a gift.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I thought it's a Kinky ad calendar, Kiky Advent calendar,
and it's only twelve hundred and eighty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
If you want Kinky Advent Calendar from Quinneth Paltrow's gub guide.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Handcuffs are twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I can do a diy for under ten dollars. Watch me,
here's a cupeon for this. Here's a cubeond for that.
You have basically free and.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You still get like pupon gives you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow because it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She can
never not have something that isn't intimacy related on any
of her gift guides. She's got candles that smell like,
you know, body parts, Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
She has six different kinds of vibrating adult devices that
you love on your holiday gift guide. Yeah, six, tell.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Me about different ones? But are they different they're different,
different ones.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, so it's not like it's a pack of six.
It's like she just has six different ones.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That would be cooler if it was a pack of six.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I don't want to go back to like being in
the editing room of whoever's putting that list together and
who thought we don't need one, not two, not four, six.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They're like, Gwinny, Gwinny, Miss Paltrow, mss Paltrow, do we
really need six of those on the gift guide? Because
I'm feeling like this whole thing is a little out
of touch, you know, And I don't think a lot
of people are going to give those like around the
Christmas tree for their own fangs.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six of them? We need six?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She's like, should we get seven? No, I'm trying to
say it's maybe one. How much do they cost? We
doesn't know. I don't have the price of them all.
But there's six of them though, if you like, I'll
get one. They're on the twenties twenty five holiday Goo Guy,
and they're probably gold plated and cost you thousands of Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, bro, Like, I cannot let you make the phone call, dude,
Like I have to do Like legally, bro, I have
to make the phone call like situated later or whatever,
but like I have to do this right now.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like you know what I mean, like like just chill out.
Oh Hello, Hi, Yeah, what's stop? It's donk.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Donk Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So my name is Paul Donkler and I work at
Tattoo You and I'm just calling you because Jake listed
us says emergency contact and like you know, like he
had a little bit of a pass out episode and
so like we can't let them drive home and so
that's why I'm calling you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You can come pick him up.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Yeah wait, wait, what's the what's He's getting a tattoo
and he passed out?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, probably because you know, the forehead tattoos tend to
do that sometimes, like it's just like a lot you know,
like like percussion or whatever against the brain membrane or
you know, I don't know exactly all the size mind it.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
But like, hell, a forehead tattoo, is that what you said?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, Like it's almost finished, you know, I mean it
kind of looks pretty bad out there because like, you know.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
What what is going on?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
He's and Vegas on a boys trip. What what the
hell tattoo is it?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh? Yeah I need now I get it?
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, hey yeah say Aubrey right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah yeah, like, hey, I got the wrong number, you know,
like sorry about that, Like I don't think yeah, I'm
handling it, bro. So she now, yeah, like I got
the wrong number, you know what? Yeah, so like I
called you by mistake, Like your husband is not in
here again, don't worry about it. Dude getting like a.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Forehead Yes he is, He's obviously there.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Dude? She's smart?
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah I know, like okay, so all right did like
I'm just gonna have to tell her? Yeah, so okay,
uh yeah he got he was getting a forehead tattoo.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We were halfway through it.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
What was he getting tattooed on his forehead?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's kind of dope actually like it. So it was
the word loading across his forehead, you know, like like
it's the brain was like you know what I mean,
like loading?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
This is I'm going to kick it. What the hell
is going on?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I can't what the hell happened?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Y'all?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Y'all gave him a tattoo when he's clearly drunk, Like
what what the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I guess I should have known. He was like kind
of ham do you know what I mean? Like because
we're like a twenty four hour tattoo shop and he
just came in and he was like, dude, I want
you to put loading across my forehead like if my
brain was a computer and all was cracking up.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
But oh my god, oh my god, like am I am?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
I gonna have to like like take legal action here,
like what what?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I don't even oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
God, sue him for that or not? You know, but.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I'm not seeing him. I'm really questioning your business and
and why you Oh my god, does your business have
a name or something?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Or what's your name? Like I just.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The most people call me donc my phll name is
Paul Donkler, But like no, right now, I don't realout
business name. I just kind of do it out of
the basement where I stay right now.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But I do advertise hitting me.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Who how thet hell? How did he find you?
Speaker 9 (11:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You know?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
All?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like do you want to talk to him real quick?
Because I just pass the phone over now, Like.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Honestly, honestly, honestly, if I talk to him right.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Now, I will I will divorce him and he's stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hey, Aubrey, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Jake said you, Oh my god, it's a joke. He
said that, Hi, you don't understand how Oh my god,
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
He said that he was in Vegas on a boy's
trip and he wanted to mess with you. That he
got a tattoo.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wake up every morning with Double's phone. Franks, it's time
for means. What's trending?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Vogue's December cover has just been released, and people are
calling it the worst cover they have ever done. These
comments are ruthless. I'll tell you why and who is
on the cover coming up in just a second. But first,
there's this Japanese aquarium that's trending big time right now
because of one of the exhibits they just have or
just had. The aquarium says this exhibit is meant to
(12:22):
teach people about how animals you smell to communicate with
each other and to figure out things like health and mood.
This cracked me up so much because Jubile's instincts are absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What this exhibit is all about. That should not.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Remember when we took a picture next to a statue
of dog. Oh yeah, and what did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I smelled the dogs the statues. But because that's what
dogs do, no reason, That's how they introduce you to
each other. So that's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then they tells a story, you know, that's how they
learn about everything about the other dog exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And this Japanese aquarium is really leaning into that and
has created an exhibit where people get to show up
and walk through and there's all of these pictures on
the walls of different animals like penguins and whatever else, hippos, tigers,
koalas you name it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then there's like a little people. But that's where
you smell. Can you see what they smell? You see
what they smell like?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I don't know, so that people can understand how they
communicate with each other. The funniest part about this, and
why it's trending so hard right now, is because there's
photos of people that are attending this exhibit starting to
pop up all over social media, where you see these
people just leaning into a hippos butt.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, like I wouldn't want to do it one because
probably smell doesn't smell good, But also what if it did,
And what if like now all of a sudden, you
just love smelling rhino bum.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's a tough thing to like, you know, that's a
tough craving to. Yeah, it's like, you know, not around
hippo's lot, and if all you want to do now,
it's like I wouldn't want to get a hankering for
hippo bum You do it so the next thing, you know,
you and then I'm like, I'm spending all my money
taking tricks to Africa or wherever hippoles are, or breaking
(14:11):
into zoos. I'm getting in trouble for breaking into zoos.
I'm making the news because I'm the hippo smelling guy.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Taking sounds pretty cool. Well yeah that'd be you have
no more money at the end.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But yeah, I'm taking safaris just to smell hippo bums though,
like I'm not looking at anything else. It's like I'm
just like it's my thing now. I don't want that
to happen.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh man, that's really funny. Because all I see you going,
I need it. I need it, yeah, exactly to fix.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
The thing is if you go to afric to do it,
I don't think you're gonna last very long because like
the second you go try to smell like sniff one
of those.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Those things are vicious.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, you're gonna get He is fast, though, to his credit,
he's I.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Don't know if you're that fast. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Are fast.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hippos are fast, then they're mean they're super I know
they mean. Yeah, they're also so cute. They're way faster
than anything. For sure. They scare me.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I wonder how fast the hippo can run.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What if it's a pigmy hippop like those little cute
the little cute one moodang, Oh, I'd feel bad for
bothering them. These are so cute, I want to see.
That's what I mean though.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What if you've went to the museum and then you
smelled the bum and you're like, I can't help it now,
that's all I want to do is smell hippo bum
the bum. It would affect your life in a very
negative way.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think, Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Your brain is a really magical place. Than this Vogue
cover might be magical too for some people. So Timothy's shallow.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
May Hipple can run about twenty two miles per hour. WHOA, seriously,
Yeah that's pretty fast. Yeah it was short burst, short burst,
that's pretty fast. You just see this big thing. Need
to run faster for at least ten second.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, and it was like, damn, I forgot I'm a hippo.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Run.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Real quick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Timothy shallow May is the guy on the cover of
the new Vogue magazine for December, and he's getting roasted.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Not him so much, but the way that they did
the shoot. So it's him on the cover.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
He looks actually pretty good, and the whole thing is
the universe, according to Timothy. So look, it's like he
has his foot on Earth and the whole thing is
like photoshopped, like AI background.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't think it's as terrible as everybody's saying, but
why they hate it so much.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I feel like that kind of gives like what's the word, like,
I never mind, you keep going.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
So they're calling it a silly hack job, the worst
cover ever. Others said it sad, garbage, something you'd see
from a kid who just discovered photoshop. Oh, it's done
really poorly according to these people.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I'm gonna look it up. I don't think it looks
that bad.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
So you take a look at it and you can
decide if it's the worst cover you've ever seen. I
think most people are going to be distracted just by Timothy,
so the back part may not matter as much.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, it doesn't bother me. It looks kind of like
an artist representation of what space would be like or
whatever the.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Universe according to Timothy, you know, I don't know, kind
of cute, but others not so happy about it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, that's interesting. That is what's trending, which is a
weird photo.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, but it doesn't bother me, Like I wouldn't be
angry about it. Wouln't ruin my day. The only thing
to ruin my day is if I don't get the
smell hippos. But well they might be rid to day
to absolutly just tuned in rite it that moment.
Speaker 13 (17:04):
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
Lauren is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Tommy.
So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Lauren, how long has
it been since you heard from Tommy?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
It's been about a week now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Pretty standard for the like freak out moment. Yeah, have
you been reaching out to.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Him in that time?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Yeah, I texted him, but you know, because I wanted
him to text me first. I didn't hear anything from him,
so then I figured I would send him a text.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
But I haven't heard anything back.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Such a stressful game. Well, why don't you tell us
about the date?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
So I really liked him because he just had that
effortless music guy kind of vibe, you know, like a
worn and denim jacket, that the hair that it looked
like it just was effortless, but it probably took him actually.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Like the power.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
He also, Yeah, he also knew every lyric without it
being annoying, and he just felt really passionate, grounded and
electrics to me.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
And the date was fun.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
He invited me to see one of his favorite bands
at the local dive bar, and it was fun. They
had really good nachos there, and yeah, The date was
going really great. He got me a drink, he introduced
me to a couple of his friends, and he kept
saying things like just wait for the bridge, this part
(18:40):
changes lives, and then something awkward happened.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, what's an awkward thing?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah, so this is what I think made him ghost
me potentially. Yeah. So, during one of the slower songs,
I thought it would be cute to.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Vibe along, so I lit the little tea light candle
on our table and I waved.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
It gently, like you know, a concert lighter.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Yeah, but the wax on the candle melted and it
flattered all over his jeans.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
He jumps up yelling, all my legs on fire.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
And I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
I tried to help by patting it down with a napkin,
but that just neared the wax everywhere. And it also
probably looked pretty awkward with me doing that on his
leg in public.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
You know. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
So yeah, that was a really awkward moment for me.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
I wish it didn't happen, but he actually laughed.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
It off and even joked, oh, you really brought the
heat tonight.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
What you said. After that, I was like Okay, I thought.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I really messed up, but you know, he made light
of the situation, and didn't you know that you seriously
didn't make a really big deal out of it. So
we stayed for the encore, We danced a little bit,
we even shared some fries on the way out, and then,
like I said, nothing, I didn't hear anything from him.
No text, no follow up, no response to my text
(20:16):
that I sent to reach out to him.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
So I don't know exactly what's going on.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
But I'm thinking maybe did I ruin his jeans and
is he mad at that okay night because of that?
And maybe his trust in candles because of the black.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Smelting on him.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
I'm just not sure what's going on now with him.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, well, we'll play a song come back, and then
call him and see if he'll tell us and maybe
get you a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Okay, Okay, yeah, thank you, all.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right the middle of your first day follow up, and
if you're just joining us, Lauren is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Tommy and
we're about to call him, and I feel tell us
why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date
if she still wants one. But before we do that, Lauren,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
Yeah. So Tommy was like this cool music guy. I
was really into him. We had a great and fun
date at this bar. We saw one of his favorite
local bands there and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But at one.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Point things got awkward because I lit up the little
tea light candle on our table and I waved it
like a concert lighter, and then the whack melts it
onto his jeans. I tried to, like awkwardly and quickly,
you know, wipe it off, but that didn't really help.
That seared everywhere and he ended up actually laughing it off.
(21:41):
But I still felt awkward about it, especially now that
he apparently has ghosted me. So I'm not sure exactly
what's going on and if he's upset with me for
that or whatever the reason is.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Okay, s wax comes out, but anyway, yeah, we'll see
if that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, I am, okay, here we go. Hi speaking to Tommy. Please,
Hey Tommy, how are you? This is the Jebel Show.
(22:22):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hi Tommy, I'm Nina, I'm Nish for you, and my
name is Jewbel. How are you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm a little confused, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Sorry, okay, hey, that's fine. We do a segment on
the show and it's called the first Aid follow Up.
What that is is if you go on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting. And we got an email about
you from someone you went on a date with that
you're not calling back any idea who.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That would be?
Speaker 16 (22:59):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, yeah, is this Lauren? Yes, it is so. Lauren
emailed us.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
She said that she thought you were awesome, but you
haven't gone back to it all after your date, and
she's wondering if if you wouldn't mind telling us why
you're ghosting her.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Uh yeah, okay, Well this is going to be a
little awkward. But she I ghosted her. She was fine,
she was she was she was lovely actually, but I
ghosted her because she uh she bowed the opening act.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, she told us. You guys went to a bar
to watch like some a couple of bands that you
like or whatever. She thought you might be ghosting her
because she spilled wax on your pants with the candle.
Speaker 12 (23:45):
Oh god, no it was wax.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I didn't care.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
That was that was fine.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, Like how was she just like boo or like boo?
Get off the seat you sun?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
I mean uh no? She uh?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I mean the opener started and that's my buddy up there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
She was bowing your buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, she she brewed my buddy. She she she
stood there mid song and said, boo, this is not
the vibe. And dude, I just wanted to die. I
was still embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I spent a long time I've seen somebody actually boo
somebody like that. What did you say to her? Did
you say anything like that's my friend?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I told her, you know, I was.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
He was a vibe.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know, he's good. And she just kind of old
her eyes at me.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So, uh who that was it? Oh man? Okay, so
you made that decision early in the night that you
were just out.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, finished the day. I didn't walk out on her.
I just finished the day and chalk that up too
bad evening.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, yeah, thank you for being honest with Tommy, I
appreciate it. And now I need to let you know
that Lauren is actually listening and has been wanting to
talk to you.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Really, my friend is a vibe. Yeah, Hi Laurence, Hi Tommy.
So I think that's that's pretty ridiculous to me. He
goes to me because I booned the opener.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You you told my friends he sucked. I don't see
why I should want to.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Be around you again.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh, I was just joking, and he even laughed about it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You said, try singing from your diaphragm with ego. I
don't think you're a lot there for us.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Un I mean, you know what.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
And that guy was wearing fingerless gloves and quoting John Mayer.
I'm pretty sure he'll live just because I bowed him,
you know, I don't think that's such a big deal.
And honestly, Tommy, he wasn't good. I mean, it's constructive criticism.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You don't yelp review bands in real time. That's insane.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Well, I felt like you brought me to see a
middle school talent show or something. Yeah, they shouldn't be
up there if they can't handle any back, especially if
it was constructive feedback, like how I was providing.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Booing is not constructive criticism, Louren, and that's something that
the teaching in kindergarten. I think we're done here. I
don't want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Lauren. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, well I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Tommy, but he just wasn't good. What did you want
me to do? Just live?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
No smile and nod like I had to do for
the rest of the days.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Oh see, even you thought he was sad, you were
smiling and nodding while he was performing.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Tommy was like another day with Lauren. We'll pay for it,
not a chanton hell my?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Man, Okay, fine, just have fun with.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Your music that no one wants to listen to you
anyway beside do I guess? And your friend's never going
to get better with an enabler.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Like you for frid oh man, And if you ever
change your mind, just call me.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
No, okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Juble's first Date follow up?
Speaker 12 (27:22):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aara?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 7 (27:32):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Almost Time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria ramire Is
in a game of trivia for Florence and the Machine Tickets.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So call us up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Eight eight eight three four three one O six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can also dm us at the.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Jewbil Show or go to the jewbilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to play a
fun game of trivia.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Guess how hard was that?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Man?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Okay, you did good? You have to utter again? Oh yeah,
I'm stack all right. If you want to play Victoria,
we'll play right after this so you will show.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
To like you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Florence and the machine tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you Verus, Victoria. Anna, how are you Anna?
Speaker 17 (28:47):
Hi there, jubill.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I am fabulous.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Thank you for the opportunity to try and take Victoria
down again.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
She said, you've played before.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
You know, Victoria, you're a sweetheart and I love listening
to you all.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But you know I'm a very competitive person.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
And yeah, I'm doing I can.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And here's how the game is played. You have thirty
seconds answered as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
In Which country was Pablo Picasso born.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Italy?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Which US state has the most islands?
Speaker 10 (29:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
What is the largest body of water on earth?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Atlantic Ocean?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Which singer is nicknamed the material girl.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Madonna?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
The play Death of a Salesman was written by which
playwright who composed the famous piece for a lease.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Purely?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's coming back in and getting
her headphones on and stuff. Here's a question for you, Anna.
If everybody had to wear a warning label, what would
your say.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Do not touch unless you have good intention.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's a good one, Okay, Victoria, if everybody had to
wear a warning label, what would your warning.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Say with caution? Alas?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria you have to be on outright
to win and Hona, you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To go.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
Once again, Victoria good.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Lacks go in?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Which country was Pablo Picasso born? Ooh, I don't know
which US state has the most island that's.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The name though?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Would US state has Hawaii? What is the largest body
of water on earth?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
No one has the islands?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
The oh crap? Uh Atlantic Ocean? Which singer is nicknamed
the material Girl? Uh? That's no wait, what was the question?
Her singer's named the material Girl? Oh yeah, that's not
what I yea, not at all.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did our normal scoreboard gab you our
social media brucer is not in today.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So Nina has your score, well, not shocking. Sorry, Vic,
she got zero. You don't have to say not shocking. Well,
I mean you didn't make it that far. You're singing
Barbie girl. Hey, that's just really understanding. Anna.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
She's trying to demolish you, and you're calling me not fair.
She's singing a Barbie girl over the material Girl. Okay,
and Anna, you got to actually who congratulations on last.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Time you did it?
Speaker 17 (31:51):
When that Madonna songs, when the Madonna couietly came up,
I was like, Oh I got this.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Maybe I'll actually win the Madonna blession. I know that
year time. Wait the answers now with Na, and you
might learn what the Madonna question is.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Hey, Pablo Picasso was born in Spain. The US state
with the most islands is actually Alaska. What the largest
body of water on earth is the Pacific Ocean?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh dang it. The singer that's nicknamed the material Girl
is Madonna. Well that's not your fault. That is before
your time, because yeah, why is she name the material Girl?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She had a song called material Girl, But also I
didn't I was like thinking it was Cindy Lauper for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Oh really, she's another one for the same time someone
singing the song recording the material. Girl, Yeah, way are
living in a material world. I didn't know that one.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
The plaintif the Salesman was written by Arthur Miller, who
was married to at one point. And then the famous
piece for a lease is by Ludwig van Ben Beethoven.
You know yeah, no no no no no no no
no no no that one.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
No.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
But I used to be in a class like a
club that had to guess like Beethoven songs. I fully
only joined that club, so that I think the.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Club that guess Beethoven songs that was a club. How
did that work?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
It was called music Memory and it was like a U.
I L club, so like we had to like go compete.
I was so bad at that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
It was like, what's it's I don't actually know something
leak like interscholastic, Yes, it's like okay, and then you
go and like after it's like an abal program. It
was like a sport where you would guess Beethoven tunes. Interesting,
I never heard of that.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Classical songs and you have to like guess like who
it is and like by who it's from and.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All these things. I was so bad at it, but
I just wanted the free properly. That's so.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I have never seen that, but I would definitely watch
that competition.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Wait too, it was so hard.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Appreciate you, Thank you, Appreciate you. Guys.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Have a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You too, like you were six the same time every
single weekday morning where if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (34:04):
It's time to cash a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Nico is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he's been with his girlfriend Daisy for about
a year, but now he thinks Daisy might be messing around,
So we're gonna see if we can help him out. Nico,
thank you for your email. Man, tell us what's going on.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
So here's the deal. I'm gonna be straight up front.
My friends don't like her, okay, so my friends try.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
To warn me about her.
Speaker 14 (34:31):
You know, when we first started dating, they told me
she was a party girl and she's super unpredictable. But
that's the reason I feel for man. You know, I
like to go out and drink, you know, I like
the unpredictability.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So that's kind of why I feel for Yeah, okay,
party girls need love to Yeah, and you know.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You know what, honestly, Nico, I've been in your situation before.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Same thing. Friends are like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She just wants to party whatever. I've had a lot
of girlfriends. One of the best girlfriends I have had. Like,
as far as like stability goes outside of the partying,
I was like, this is weird. I expected it to
be a complete mess, right, but it wasn't. So maybe,
you know, maybe it's just like an image thing, right.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (35:13):
And the crazy thing is there haven't been any problems
up until now.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Okay, so tell us what's going on?
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Why?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Like, why other than your friends not thinking that she's
good for you, why else do you think she's cheat him?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah, well there's a deal.
Speaker 14 (35:29):
So we actually share an uber account, and the other
night she didn't come home. So when I checked the
uber account, I saw that she went to the neighborhood
that her actual lives in.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Oh, okay, did you say something to her about that
at that point?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Yeah, I asked her about it, and she said it
was a friend of her friend and she was drunk,
so she just went there because they were all drunk.
So they just took the Uber home with using our account,
and they just happened to go to this person's house.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I mean, I've been there, but that's still super susiou Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
Mean, no call, no nothing like. So now I'm kind
of suspicious.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Now do you know the friend who she was with?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
I know, I don't. I don't know the friend of
a friend.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I know I had an idea who was persevere.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, I mean that's got to stress you out a
little bit when you asked her about it and she
told you about like the friend of the friend, we
were drunk and whatever. Was she dismissive or was she
making eye contact? You know how you can kind of
like feel somebody's body language and energy in those moments.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Did she feel sketchy to you?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
That's the crazy thing, like her body language.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I was like, maybe she's telling us truth.
Speaker 14 (36:40):
But I just feel like you could have got in
the uber and came home. Yeah yeah, you know what
I mean, Like you could even you could even took
your friend of a friend home and then took the
uber from there and then came.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Home, right and did you say that to her too?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
I really wish I would have, but I guess I'm
here now.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, No, I get it. You know. I've been in
those situations where you want to say it, but then
you don't, and then later on you're just like thinking
about it. You're like, man, I should have said that,
because now it's eating me up, right, Yeah, and.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
It's eating me up. So I really want to know
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, we'll see if we can help you out. We'll
play a song and then we'll come back. And you
already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at. So we'll call her up and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell her that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. And
I read the text messages that we get in on
the show here, they've been texting it in. So I
(37:37):
want to let you know that I see you, and okay, fine,
I'm going to do it on this one. So we'll
call her and tell her that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member totally random who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and since she's sending
it to a guy, she'll win a brok. Somebody's been
to texting at it and saying like you have to
call it a brok.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm like, okay, I'll do that like a broke.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Say it's flowers for a dude, I guess, and we'll
see if she sends us sorr see where somebody else? Okay, okay, cool,
All right, man, we'll play a song. Come back and
get your catch theater next if you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Cheater. Nico is on the phone.
He's been with his girlfriend Daisy for almost a year,
and now he thinks that she might be cheating. Before
(38:21):
we call her and try to catch her, Nico, real quick,
whant to refresh everybody's memory. Why do you think Daisy's
cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Man, she went out for drinks with some friends, took
an uber to where her ex lives, and now she's
telling me that she was actually at a friend of
her friend's house. They all were drunk and stayed the
night there. When I feel like she could have just
dropped them off, and then Ubert on home right.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
And he said, ex neighborhood. So we don't know neighborhood.
Speaker 14 (38:47):
Yeah, yeah, don't know for sure. I just know she
was in that neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You also said that your friends when you started dating,
kind of thought that she would was bad news.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
Right, Yeah, they found Yeah. They call it a party girl, unpredictable,
and that's what I.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Liked about it.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
You know, we like to go out and have a
drink and just have a good time. And you know,
I didn't listening to what they said. I moved my
heart and I started dating her anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
And here we are, and we're just hoping that they're
not going to hit you with I told you so,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Hello, Hi, this is Chortle calling from grocers, Daisy.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
How are you? I'm good? How are you well?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Better now that I've got you on the phone, Daisy,
you're this month's big winner. Hey, guys, make no noise,
we got another winner on Hey Daisy, winner of the flowers.
Of course, you're one of our Valued Rewards Card members,
and every single month we choose one Awards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new and
improved Floral department. We do delivery now. So you've won
(40:00):
thirty six long stem red roses delivered anywhere.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
And is there a catch?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Nope. The only person catching anything is the one who's
going to catch the flower delivery.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It's totally free.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It's just our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
All right, So I have to go back and pick
them up.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Obviously not as excited as I am. No, you don't
have to pick them up. Pretty simple. There's a few
ways we can go about it. It's thirty six long
stem red roses. Or if you'd rather do a brok,
we offer that too. If you want to send it
to a special man in your life and you might
not like roses, we have other things succulents and cool
cacti and things like that.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh it'll be like more guy appropriate.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yep, whatever you want. Just let us know and we've
got the perfect assortment that you can deliver to your
bro I just made that up right now.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Oh that's abdorable.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Let's do it. If you know who you want to
send them to right now, I can take the information
over the phone.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
I do whenever you're ready.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I am just pulling up my screen here and I
am ready right now. Okay, first I'll need the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay, it's to Jay Jay. Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Is there a message that you would like to put
along with it?
Speaker 14 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
I just want to like a little winky, a little
winky thing from the blowing the case one for the
little heart.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
A little emoji action I love it, a little winky
and the blowy kissy emoji.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
You know that's really strange because you have a boyfriend
named Nico and you're sending those emojis to Jay.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
What Daisy? Who's Jay?
Speaker 14 (41:22):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Daisy?
Speaker 13 (41:23):
How you do?
Speaker 14 (41:24):
And this is Nico on the phone with the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Sorry, Daisy, this is actually Jewbil from the Jewbil Show
and Nina and Victoria and your boyfriend Nico is on
the phone because he suspected you might be cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (41:37):
So since we're here, Daisy, you mind giving me an
explanation because you've seen kind of animate Duda night about
not being at the guy's house and you took the uber.
So what's going on?
Speaker 12 (41:49):
First of all, what and the hell is like? What
is happening right now? What do you mean, Nico, I
don't understand. You called the radio station.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What is this really the radio station?
Speaker 14 (41:59):
Yeah, I called a radio station.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
My look, this is the thing.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
I have been fighting and going to bat with you
with my friends. Let him know that you're a good person,
You're a great girl. Even though you're out there partying.
They say you're unpredictable and all of this stuff. And
I was so cool and to the uber incident a
couple of weeks ago, when you sat there and live
to me to say you were at the friends of
a friend house and you were actually at Jay's house.
Speaker 9 (42:27):
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 16 (42:29):
On the radio.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
I were on the radio, they explained, Just explain to me.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What do you feel.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Let me know.
Speaker 14 (42:35):
You want to be with Jay, you want to be
with me. Just let me know know, Nicol.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
You know, you know we broke up a few months
before you and I met each other. I mean, you know,
there was feeling j was like, you know, it was
it was a real relationship for a long time, and
we broke up because he didn't want to go any further.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
He wasn't sure, you didn't know what.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
He wanted you know all this, and you know I
really haven't gotten over him.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
Did you go to his house that night?
Speaker 12 (43:04):
I did not cheat on you, though, Like there was
there was no there was nothing. It was just some
cuddling for a lot of talking.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
They have to talk a lot to talk about. There's
that kind of cheating though.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I'm sorry, Daisy, Like, I'm really glad that you are
pouring your heart out right now because this sounds like
a really important conversation.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
But technically I think cheating. Cuddling is cheating. Yeah, so
so just just let me know that do you want
Do you want.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
To be with Jay?
Speaker 14 (43:33):
If you want to be with Jay, I totally understand
that we can let this go and then we can
both move on with our lives. Do you want to
be with Jay?
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Or no?
Speaker 16 (43:42):
Nico? You know you're a good guy. You know you
know they care about you a lot. But I have
a lot of history with Jay. It's really hard for
me to let that go. All right, Well that's our answer, Nico.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You are right.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
You know, I'm a little hurt, but you know, my
friends try to let me know, and I've got some
egg in my face and I probably should have listened,
but I with my heart.
Speaker 11 (44:08):
I was feeling her, and you know it was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
It was a good year.
Speaker 14 (44:12):
But you know, things come to an end and I
move on and I figure things out.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Daisy real quick, Were you ever planning on telling Meko
about this? I mean, because does this happened a couple
of weeks ago and you're talking about getting back together
with your ex boyfriend? You had to wait until you
were pushing to this to.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Tell him the truth.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
I just didn't know, like how to tell him.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
You know, he's a good guy.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
He doesn't deserve you know, he deserves to be with
somebody wants to be with him.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
But he's a good guy.
Speaker 9 (44:41):
I just didn't know how to say it.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm not with Jay.
Speaker 12 (44:45):
We were talking, but we're still talking in texting once
in a while, So it's not fair to Nicoll.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Like I said, it's fine. I got my answer.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
That's all I needed. And and hey guys the radio station,
and thank you guys. I appreciate you guys for you know,
helping me figure this out.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, I mean, we're here for you. You're definitely handling this
very well. Yeah, And if you need to go and break.
That's cool too. If you need to come back for
a shoulder to cry on, that's also cool too. We're
here for you.
Speaker 14 (45:16):
Well, I got my friends. Once I get out the
phone with you, guys, I'm gonna call him and we're
gonna go out and have some drinks tonight.
Speaker 8 (45:22):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah you probably could use that.
Speaker 14 (45:25):
Yeah man, but thank you guys. Man, I'm a laid
back guy. You know, I don't go all go all
half cock. So this is my personality and you know,
you know, you get over it and you move on
with life.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Daisy, are you still there?
Speaker 12 (45:39):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You really need to figure this out, Daisy.
Speaker 9 (45:45):
You know he's a good guy.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
And then even my selfishness is like if I let
Nico go and doesn't work out with Jay, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Lost a good guy. Well, Daisy, bussel ut to you.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
I mean, if you need anything later, we're here for
you too. But good luck, thank you so much, thank
you very much. Yeah, can you go call your friend now?
I feel so bad, like I feel like you need
to go out too. Oh god, Well, good luck, good
luck to both of you. I mean, I'm sorry happen
this way, but I'm glad the a cracked open and
(46:17):
shine some light where it needed to.
Speaker 14 (46:19):
All right, well, thank you guys so much. Man, I
got to get back to work, so I appreciate you
guys helping me out.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, of course, have a better day, Nico.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No matter what, Remember, everything in life always works out
for what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So good luck to both of you.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Yeah, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
The Juble shows catch us here. It's time for Nina's
what's trending?
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Have you implemented the viral three by three trend to
improve your life?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
In your life?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
If you don't know what that is yet, I'm going
to tell you in just a second, so you can
improve your life.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Look at this self help. Somebody who could probably use it,
I'll tell you in a second is Blake Lively. Are
you serious?
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Right now, let's talk about how much she's claiming she's
lost in damages due to the smear campaign that's been
going on ever since it ends with US movie drama.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
And they both lost a lot.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I mean, I'm sure they both have, Yeah, but how
they add that money up? It's not even specific dollars
that have been accounted for, so it's projections. So she
says that she suffered one hundred and sixty one million
dollars in damages because of the smear campaign. She says
that part of it has to do with money that's
lost from her beauty brand, from her Betty Buzz brand,
(47:27):
just because people aren't purchasing what they had initially expected
them to and so this whole campaign is just like
destroyed her. But she's gonna be on the stand next month,
so they'll have trial, oh no March next March to
finally like iron this all out. But the money just
keeps going out the window as they lead up to it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
And especially for her because it looked really bad for her. Yeah,
so all the details that have come out and also.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
She took out with like hair stuff also when all
that was like coming out, and I mean, I don't
no one's gonna go by it if they like they're
what's happening in the news is like.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, brand story matter. Other things that matter is the
wine industry is suffering. This is not good for those
of us that love wine. But apparently in California they've
had to shut down vineyards because so many people in
the US have stopped drinking alcohol and really yes, over
the past twenty years, the harvest has completely like just
(48:23):
gone down, and so that's hard for the people that
are growing grape, so they just shut down the vineyards
all in general, they all together or whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
So I mean, we still have wine, but if you
want that to come back, drink more of it. I
guess I don't.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Know the answer, but the viral three by three trend
is probably not telling you to just pound the wine.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But this is what they say.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
The hack that's supposed to improve your life is to
have three mini goals completed before noon every day. So
walk three thousand steps, drink one third of your daily
water goal, and then eat roughly thirty grams of protein
all before noon.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Huh okay, and then that could change your life. I
think I do that, do you? Yeah? Thirty grams of protein? Yeah,
yeah for sure.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Oh yeah, you have like at least thirty grams.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Really yeah, it's like a gainer one whatever. Yeah, games
bro bro Dad has fifty grams. And the one that
I take in, the one that I drink in the morning,
has fifty grams of protein, So put that in. I
work out in the morning, so I get my steps in.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, don't know how you do that? Does your life
feel improved?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Uh, It's like no, sure, it always just feels the same.
I don't mean that in a bad way. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I mean it in a bad way. Right now,
I don't though, Yeah, sweet, Yeah, my life's already dope,
you know.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Wow. Yeah, that is a good way to put it.
Life is life, okay, you.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Know, has its ups and downs, but whatever, it is
what it is if you want it positive, I'm very
very positive, but it comes off negative. That's what's funny.
When I'm positive, it still comes off kind of negative.
But I mean that in a good way. You know,
Like life is life, man, it just is what it is.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
It's just true.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
And once you can accept that, then like you really
don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day,
but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day.
Tomorrow will be different, hopefully.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
I always looking at it is like a circle, like
it's got to start somewhere and then come back around, right.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, so that's always has to rise again.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Exact them or the three by three trend, I mean,
whatever you wanted to do, that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
You inspired Victoria.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
No, that was like the least inspiring conversation ever, but
it was meant to be inspiring.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
You know, work work, I know, but I hope you're
fired from what you said.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
You write down what he said and then read it
in a positive.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, like nothing in life really matters that much.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
So then what matters? Everything?
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Everything and nothing, nothing matters, and it's all important at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
That's confusing.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I know that makes me want to work hard, but
all this makes me want to, like not and then
go Disney World.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, well you should, that's balance, But.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Then who's gonna work if I'm not here? Doesn't really matter.
Time goes on, life goes on, exactly. See, it doesn't
really matter. Yeah, once you realize that nothing really actually matters,
it can be very very motivational and inspiring.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm not gonna lie. I kind of feeling smart. I
believe a lot of things matter, but he's different. But
I like this, But in the grand scheme of things,
do they actually matter? I'm not sure because to me
they do in the moment, So the moment matter.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's what I'm saying. They're all important. Everything's important and
also not important at the same time, the bigger picture,
even legacy. You know, people talk about legacy. Everybody forgets
about you after you're gone. Eventually, eventually the people that
know about you, they also pass away to your memory
is gone.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Oh that's so true.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
There's no true legacy unless you're like Jesus Christ or something,
and that's very hard to get to that. It's totally true.
When the last time you thought about Rob Williams, ah, well,
now exactly, and you know how many people out there
were like, who's Rob Williams? And eventually there well be
a whole generation people never heard of Rob Williams.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
That's true. I guess that's the getting We all.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Fade away, baby, And it's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Am I the most depressive motivational person ever? Were motivated?
Speaker 4 (52:10):
I'ming about ancestry dot com. So like legacy informs of
like your family tree.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
But you know what, yeah, because like I never go
back and look at my family tree and those things
and go like, oh this person. Some people will do
they look back at it, yeah, yeah, but then they
remember you for that second, and then after that you're
gone again. I mean you kind of brought backwards, I guess,
kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
You want to feel like you're embodied and all the
people down like your family tree, like in your blood
the bloodlines, like your ancestors can like you can still
feel them anyway. We have different thoughts on this, but
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
So yeah, Either that was incredibly inspiring to go like, hey, man,
I really don't need to stress about much because nothing
really matters. Also, it's important to me and I want
to get it done. Or you're just like, wow, that's
incredibly depressing. Nothing I do in this life matters. But
the matter matter you do and you also don't. At
the same time, like, once you even what you can
(53:00):
kind of work on that and make peace with it.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Man, it's freeing. Though it is freeing. You just learned
to drop stress on everything.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
You're just like, yeah, whatever, man, I all go somewhere
like their just vibe.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Wish you all got to keep dancing to life.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
That's it. Yeah, exactly the point. If nothing matters, might
as well dance through it. Yeah, I mean, dancing doesn't
really matter anyway, but why dance to doeble shows. Listen
to this. It's very important and at the same time
that is important.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Guls Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret, I do.
Sweet Are you ready ready?
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I'm nervous. I haven't told this.
Speaker 18 (53:38):
One all right, So this has all been going down
over the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (53:46):
I asked my boss for a raise and she said no.
It was a firm note.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It was hard. But it wasn't like just no.
Speaker 18 (53:57):
It was that I don't help out around the office.
I don't go the extra mile, and maybe if I
wanted a.
Speaker 11 (54:06):
Raise, I should just be like a team player.
Speaker 17 (54:09):
Oh, I do my job and then I go home.
I just and I do my job well. So I
thought I.
Speaker 11 (54:19):
Deserved it based on my work performance.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
She did think so.
Speaker 11 (54:25):
So I worked late one night and I left my.
Speaker 18 (54:30):
Jacket and I as my favorite jacket. So I after
we you know, like I thought everything was locked up,
but the door was opened. So I went back in
to get market and I caught her making out with
this like she's married, by the way, making out with
a do.
Speaker 11 (54:45):
Like a random guy in her office.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Ooh, okay, okay, So naturally you're blackmailed her unity right there.
Speaker 7 (54:53):
I mean, like, you know what a So, so.
Speaker 18 (55:00):
I walk into hers and she was silent, and I said,
I bet you had a team player on your side.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Now, okay.
Speaker 11 (55:12):
She she was just so shocked and she freaked out.
Speaker 18 (55:17):
So I just kept saying like, you know, like how
about go in the extra mile?
Speaker 7 (55:23):
And I got my raise. Hey, and then yay is right?
And then guess what.
Speaker 18 (55:32):
In the end, it all karma all came back because
I told her husband and I told her, Oh my god,
I sure I made it two days, Yes I did.
So now she was didn't even have a team because
(55:53):
she got fired and she's getting divorced.
Speaker 8 (55:55):
Oh my god, I just applied for her position.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well, thank you, congratulations on the promotion in the Rays,
and thank you for.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Telling us your dirty little secret. Oh jeez, what's your
dirty little secret.
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because every single holiday season the super down to earth
just like you. Modern day working mom. Gwyneth Paltrow releases
her annual twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It's
always fun to see what items see every day. Totally
in touch with the common working folks, celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks that you can afford to get your friends and
(00:34):
family this holiday season, and it also includes six versions
of one type of item that will make you wonder
even more what's wrong with the very humble and normal
working class Celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow. So we'll go over the
twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide next, It's.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And the best time about the holidays isn't gathering around
the table with the family and enjoying conversation and quality
time with your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not watching somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Open a gift that you got them from a regular
store and seeing the smile on their face when they
know that you bought something that you kind of can't
really afford because you know you have a normal job
and try don't make a lot of cash, but she
at least got them something. It's not that, it's when
Gwyneth Paltrow raises us with her annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide.
Oh yeah, Remember, Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you, down
(01:35):
to earth working mom who knows the struggles of the
common man.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yep, just ask her, she'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But every single year she releases the twenty twenty five
Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Goop is her website, but the
items on it are always ridiculous and fun to go
over what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can afford to get
your friends and family this holiday season. So let's go
over some of the top items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday
gift guide.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And she's got six of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One item, really a particular kind of item on her
holiday gift guide that is kind of ridiculous, And we'll
tell you what that is in a second, But first,
here are some of the other things that Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks you should get your loved ones for this holiday season.
How about a lip method portable infrared sauna. It's kind
of nice year, it's portable, portable infrared sauna. Yeah, that'll
(02:25):
only set you back nine hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Dollars one thousand dollars. Okay, it like, is it like
a tent that you pitched? I had no idea. H huh,
because you have a sauna, but yours isn't considered portable,
is it you?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, it's like a wood sauna. Yeah, very heavy, Get
anywhere with you. And here's another item from Gwyneth Paltrow's
twenty twenty five Goop holiday gift guide. A Vespa Primavera
red scooter. Ooh, something that everybody can afford to get
their loved one that would be dope to get. Honestly,
will only set you back about six thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh how much are they normally? Is that really that
much more than they normally are?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is there expensive? No?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, But I just think it's kind of ridiculous to
put on a gift guide for the holidays that you're
hoping normal people will read and be like, yeah, they
can totally, they can totally get somebody has six thousand
dollars scooter. It's not ten thousand dollars scooters.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Totally say no, people don't normally get a vest butt
for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Every time I drive a vest by I crash it.
So that's just not a good investment.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh well, I know it'll be a fun One's a
balance thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's also just a little knickknack that you can get
your loved one on Buenis Paltrow's super in touch relatable
holiday gift guide.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Vintage hotel ashtray.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh cool, Yeah, this would only set you back fourteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Whoa ash drive for fourteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
People do collect those? But why is that expensive? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You can just have the word vintage on it and
price up the is it Crystal?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I bet it's Crystal probably who knows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Also, of course, she's always got a bunch of getaways
that you can give your loved ones on her holiday
gift guide too. There's a a Safaris Day in Botswana
at Jack's Camp wherever that is. But it's so expensive
that the price is only upon request.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
WHOA Seriously, but can we talk about how that she
put all of these on a guide? As is its
a guide? Whoever's reading it?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Like, hey, let me help you out think of some
things of what to get your loved one, Right, this
is a gift guide. Why would I get someone who
are her readers?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Who are who are the people that are actually taking
advantage of this gift guide?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know. That's Besos.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's pretty much like one of the only people that
could probably do that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It feels like a reminder that this is what the
good life would look like if you could afford the
way that so much this is a reminder.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Of what I get people for Christmas. I would love
to see her in a room with her editors for
the good Gift Guide. But Gwynn a Safaris day at
Botswana Jack's Camp. Like most of our readers, you know
they make about media and income in the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Country thought and then give it away.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, they can't really spend hundreds of thousands of dollars
to go to Jack's Camp, like maybe we' do, like
you know, a.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
National park package around you know, the United.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
States, and.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's going to see you first time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I have like twenty dollars to get into one of
those places. Who would do that? Plus there's so much
dust there at Jack's Camp. They vacuum the dust for
you and it's outside. Yeah, there's also a Kinky Advent
calendar that she has available. It also comes loaded with
golden plate, gold plated handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What Queen's in the calendar though? No, it's an advent calendar,
so that means that every day you open it and
you get a gift.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I thought it's a Kinky ad calendar, Kiky Advent calendar,
and it's only twelve hundred and eighty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
If you want Kinky Advent Calendar from Quinneth Paltrow's gub guide.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Handcuffs are twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I can do a diy for under ten dollars. Watch me,
here's a cupeon for this. Here's a cubeond for that.
You have basically free and.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You still get like pupon gives you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow because it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She can
never not have something that isn't intimacy related on any
of her gift guides. She's got candles that smell like,
you know, body parts, Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
She has six different kinds of vibrating adult devices that
you love on your holiday gift guide. Yeah, six, tell.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Me about different ones? But are they different they're different,
different ones.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, so it's not like it's a pack of six.
It's like she just has six different ones.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That would be cooler if it was a pack of six.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I don't want to go back to like being in
the editing room of whoever's putting that list together and
who thought we don't need one, not two, not four, six.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They're like, Gwinny, Gwinny, Miss Paltrow, mss Paltrow, do we
really need six of those on the gift guide? Because
I'm feeling like this whole thing is a little out
of touch, you know, And I don't think a lot
of people are going to give those like around the
Christmas tree for their own fangs.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six of them? We need six?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She's like, should we get seven? No, I'm trying to
say it's maybe one. How much do they cost? We
doesn't know. I don't have the price of them all.
But there's six of them though, if you like, I'll
get one. They're on the twenties twenty five holiday Goo Guy,
and they're probably gold plated and cost you thousands of Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, bro, Like, I cannot let you make the phone call, dude,
Like I have to do Like legally, bro, I have
to make the phone call like situated later or whatever,
but like I have to do this right now.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like you know what I mean, like like just chill out.
Oh Hello, Hi, Yeah, what's stop? It's donk.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Donk Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So my name is Paul Donkler and I work at
Tattoo You and I'm just calling you because Jake listed
us says emergency contact and like you know, like he
had a little bit of a pass out episode and
so like we can't let them drive home and so
that's why I'm calling you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You can come pick him up.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Yeah wait, wait, what's the what's He's getting a tattoo
and he passed out?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, probably because you know, the forehead tattoos tend to
do that sometimes, like it's just like a lot you know,
like like percussion or whatever against the brain membrane or
you know, I don't know exactly all the size mind it.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
But like, hell, a forehead tattoo, is that what you said?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, Like it's almost finished, you know, I mean it
kind of looks pretty bad out there because like, you know.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
What what is going on?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
He's and Vegas on a boys trip. What what the
hell tattoo is it?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh? Yeah I need now I get it?
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, hey yeah say Aubrey right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah yeah, like, hey, I got the wrong number, you know,
like sorry about that, Like I don't think yeah, I'm
handling it, bro. So she now, yeah, like I got
the wrong number, you know what? Yeah, so like I
called you by mistake, Like your husband is not in
here again, don't worry about it. Dude getting like a.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Forehead Yes he is, He's obviously there.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Dude? She's smart?
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah I know, like okay, so all right did like
I'm just gonna have to tell her? Yeah, so okay,
uh yeah he got he was getting a forehead tattoo.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We were halfway through it.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
What was he getting tattooed on his forehead?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's kind of dope actually like it. So it was
the word loading across his forehead, you know, like like
it's the brain was like you know what I mean,
like loading?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
This is I'm going to kick it. What the hell
is going on?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I can't what the hell happened?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Y'all?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Y'all gave him a tattoo when he's clearly drunk, Like
what what the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I guess I should have known. He was like kind
of ham do you know what I mean? Like because
we're like a twenty four hour tattoo shop and he
just came in and he was like, dude, I want
you to put loading across my forehead like if my
brain was a computer and all was cracking up.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
But oh my god, oh my god, like am I am?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
I gonna have to like like take legal action here,
like what what?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I don't even oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
God, sue him for that or not? You know, but.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I'm not seeing him. I'm really questioning your business and
and why you Oh my god, does your business have
a name or something?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Or what's your name? Like I just.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The most people call me donc my phll name is
Paul Donkler, But like no, right now, I don't realout
business name. I just kind of do it out of
the basement where I stay right now.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But I do advertise hitting me.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Who how thet hell? How did he find you?
Speaker 9 (11:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You know?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
All?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like do you want to talk to him real quick?
Because I just pass the phone over now, Like.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Honestly, honestly, honestly, if I talk to him right.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Now, I will I will divorce him and he's stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hey, Aubrey, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Jake said you, Oh my god, it's a joke. He
said that, Hi, you don't understand how Oh my god,
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
He said that he was in Vegas on a boy's
trip and he wanted to mess with you. That he
got a tattoo.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wake up every morning with Double's phone. Franks, it's time
for means. What's trending?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Vogue's December cover has just been released, and people are
calling it the worst cover they have ever done. These
comments are ruthless. I'll tell you why and who is
on the cover coming up in just a second. But first,
there's this Japanese aquarium that's trending big time right now
because of one of the exhibits they just have or
just had. The aquarium says this exhibit is meant to
(12:22):
teach people about how animals you smell to communicate with
each other and to figure out things like health and mood.
This cracked me up so much because Jubile's instincts are absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What this exhibit is all about. That should not.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Remember when we took a picture next to a statue
of dog. Oh yeah, and what did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I smelled the dogs the statues. But because that's what
dogs do, no reason, That's how they introduce you to
each other. So that's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then they tells a story, you know, that's how they
learn about everything about the other dog exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And this Japanese aquarium is really leaning into that and
has created an exhibit where people get to show up
and walk through and there's all of these pictures on
the walls of different animals like penguins and whatever else, hippos, tigers,
koalas you name it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then there's like a little people. But that's where
you smell. Can you see what they smell? You see
what they smell like?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I don't know, so that people can understand how they
communicate with each other. The funniest part about this, and
why it's trending so hard right now, is because there's
photos of people that are attending this exhibit starting to
pop up all over social media, where you see these
people just leaning into a hippos butt.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, like I wouldn't want to do it one because
probably smell doesn't smell good, But also what if it did,
And what if like now all of a sudden, you
just love smelling rhino bum.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's a tough thing to like, you know, that's a
tough craving to. Yeah, it's like, you know, not around
hippo's lot, and if all you want to do now,
it's like I wouldn't want to get a hankering for
hippo bum You do it so the next thing, you know,
you and then I'm like, I'm spending all my money
taking tricks to Africa or wherever hippoles are, or breaking
(14:11):
into zoos. I'm getting in trouble for breaking into zoos.
I'm making the news because I'm the hippo smelling guy.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Taking sounds pretty cool. Well yeah that'd be you have
no more money at the end.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But yeah, I'm taking safaris just to smell hippo bums though,
like I'm not looking at anything else. It's like I'm
just like it's my thing now. I don't want that
to happen.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh man, that's really funny. Because all I see you going,
I need it. I need it, yeah, exactly to fix.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
The thing is if you go to afric to do it,
I don't think you're gonna last very long because like
the second you go try to smell like sniff one
of those.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Those things are vicious.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, you're gonna get He is fast, though, to his credit,
he's I.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Don't know if you're that fast. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Are fast.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hippos are fast, then they're mean they're super I know
they mean. Yeah, they're also so cute. They're way faster
than anything. For sure. They scare me.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I wonder how fast the hippo can run.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What if it's a pigmy hippop like those little cute
the little cute one moodang, Oh, I'd feel bad for
bothering them. These are so cute, I want to see.
That's what I mean though.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What if you've went to the museum and then you
smelled the bum and you're like, I can't help it now,
that's all I want to do is smell hippo bum
the bum. It would affect your life in a very
negative way.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think, Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Your brain is a really magical place. Than this Vogue
cover might be magical too for some people. So Timothy's shallow.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
May Hipple can run about twenty two miles per hour. WHOA, seriously,
Yeah that's pretty fast. Yeah it was short burst, short burst,
that's pretty fast. You just see this big thing. Need
to run faster for at least ten second.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, and it was like, damn, I forgot I'm a hippo.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Run.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Real quick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Timothy shallow May is the guy on the cover of
the new Vogue magazine for December, and he's getting roasted.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Not him so much, but the way that they did
the shoot. So it's him on the cover.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
He looks actually pretty good, and the whole thing is
the universe, according to Timothy. So look, it's like he
has his foot on Earth and the whole thing is
like photoshopped, like AI background.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't think it's as terrible as everybody's saying, but
why they hate it so much.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I feel like that kind of gives like what's the word, like,
I never mind, you keep going.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
So they're calling it a silly hack job, the worst
cover ever. Others said it sad, garbage, something you'd see
from a kid who just discovered photoshop. Oh, it's done
really poorly according to these people.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I'm gonna look it up. I don't think it looks
that bad.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
So you take a look at it and you can
decide if it's the worst cover you've ever seen. I
think most people are going to be distracted just by Timothy,
so the back part may not matter as much.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, it doesn't bother me. It looks kind of like
an artist representation of what space would be like or
whatever the.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Universe according to Timothy, you know, I don't know, kind
of cute, but others not so happy about it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, that's interesting. That is what's trending, which is a
weird photo.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, but it doesn't bother me, Like I wouldn't be
angry about it. Wouln't ruin my day. The only thing
to ruin my day is if I don't get the
smell hippos. But well they might be rid to day
to absolutly just tuned in rite it that moment.
Speaker 13 (17:04):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocuslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Lauren is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Tommy.
So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Lauren, how long has
it been since you heard from Tommy?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
It's been about a week now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Pretty standard for the like freak out moment. Yeah, have
you been reaching out to.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Him in that time?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Yeah, I texted him, but you know, because I wanted
him to text me first. I didn't hear anything from him,
so then I figured I would send him a text.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
But I haven't heard anything back.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Such a stressful game. Well, why don't you tell us
about the date?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
So I really liked him because he just had that
effortless music guy kind of vibe, you know, like a
worn and denim jacket, that the hair that it looked
like it just was effortless, but it probably took him actually.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Like the power.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
He also, Yeah, he also knew every lyric without it
being annoying, and he just felt really passionate, grounded and
electrics to me.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
And the date was fun.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
He invited me to see one of his favorite bands
at the local dive bar, and it was fun. They
had really good nachos there, and yeah, The date was
going really great. He got me a drink, he introduced
me to a couple of his friends, and he kept
saying things like just wait for the bridge, this part
(18:40):
changes lives, and then something awkward happened.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, what's an awkward thing?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah, so this is what I think made him ghost
me potentially. Yeah. So, during one of the slower songs,
I thought it would be cute to.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Vibe along, so I lit the little tea light candle
on our table and I waved.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
It gently, like you know, a concert lighter.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Yeah, but the wax on the candle melted and it
flattered all over his jeans.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
He jumps up yelling, all my legs on fire.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
And I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
I tried to help by patting it down with a napkin,
but that just neared the wax everywhere. And it also
probably looked pretty awkward with me doing that on his
leg in public.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
You know. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
So yeah, that was a really awkward moment for me.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
I wish it didn't happen, but he actually laughed.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
It off and even joked, oh, you really brought the
heat tonight.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
What you said. After that, I was like Okay, I thought.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I really messed up, but you know, he made light
of the situation, and didn't you know that you seriously
didn't make a really big deal out of it. So
we stayed for the encore, We danced a little bit,
we even shared some fries on the way out, and then,
like I said, nothing, I didn't hear anything from him.
No text, no follow up, no response to my text
(20:16):
that I sent to reach out to him.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
So I don't know exactly what's going on.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
But I'm thinking maybe did I ruin his jeans and
is he mad at that okay night because of that?
And maybe his trust in candles because of the black.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Smelting on him.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
I'm just not sure what's going on now with him.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, well, we'll play a song come back, and then
call him and see if he'll tell us and maybe
get you a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Okay, Okay, yeah, thank you, all.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right the middle of your first day follow up, and
if you're just joining us, Lauren is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Tommy and
we're about to call him, and I feel tell us
why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date
if she still wants one. But before we do that, Lauren,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
Yeah. So Tommy was like this cool music guy. I
was really into him. We had a great and fun
date at this bar. We saw one of his favorite
local bands there and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But at one.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Point things got awkward because I lit up the little
tea light candle on our table and I waved it
like a concert lighter, and then the whack melts it
onto his jeans. I tried to, like awkwardly and quickly,
you know, wipe it off, but that didn't really help.
That seared everywhere and he ended up actually laughing it off.
(21:41):
But I still felt awkward about it, especially now that
he apparently has ghosted me. So I'm not sure exactly
what's going on and if he's upset with me for
that or whatever the reason is.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Okay, s wax comes out, but anyway, yeah, we'll see
if that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, I am, okay, here we go. Hi speaking to Tommy. Please,
Hey Tommy, how are you? This is the Jebel Show.
(22:22):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hi Tommy, I'm Nina, I'm Nish for you, and my
name is Jewbel. How are you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm a little confused, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Sorry, okay, hey, that's fine. We do a segment on
the show and it's called the first Aid follow Up.
What that is is if you go on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting. And we got an email about
you from someone you went on a date with that
you're not calling back any idea who.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That would be?
Speaker 16 (22:59):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, yeah, is this Lauren? Yes, it is so. Lauren
emailed us.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
She said that she thought you were awesome, but you
haven't gone back to it all after your date, and
she's wondering if if you wouldn't mind telling us why
you're ghosting her.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Uh yeah, okay, Well this is going to be a
little awkward. But she I ghosted her. She was fine,
she was she was she was lovely actually, but I
ghosted her because she uh she bowed the opening act.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, she told us. You guys went to a bar
to watch like some a couple of bands that you
like or whatever. She thought you might be ghosting her
because she spilled wax on your pants with the candle.
Speaker 12 (23:45):
Oh god, no it was wax.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I didn't care.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
That was that was fine.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, Like how was she just like boo or like boo?
Get off the seat you sun?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
I mean uh no? She uh?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I mean the opener started and that's my buddy up there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
She was bowing your buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, she she brewed my buddy. She she she
stood there mid song and said, boo, this is not
the vibe. And dude, I just wanted to die. I
was still embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I spent a long time I've seen somebody actually boo
somebody like that. What did you say to her? Did
you say anything like that's my friend?
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I told her, you know, I was.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
He was a vibe.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know, he's good. And she just kind of old
her eyes at me.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So, uh who that was it? Oh man? Okay, so
you made that decision early in the night that you
were just out.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, finished the day. I didn't walk out on her.
I just finished the day and chalk that up too
bad evening.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, yeah, thank you for being honest with Tommy, I
appreciate it. And now I need to let you know
that Lauren is actually listening and has been wanting to
talk to you.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Really, my friend is a vibe. Yeah, Hi Laurence, Hi Tommy.
So I think that's that's pretty ridiculous to me. He
goes to me because I booned the opener.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You you told my friends he sucked. I don't see
why I should want to.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Be around you again.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh, I was just joking, and he even laughed about it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You said, try singing from your diaphragm with ego. I
don't think you're a lot there for us.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Un I mean, you know what.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
And that guy was wearing fingerless gloves and quoting John Mayer.
I'm pretty sure he'll live just because I bowed him,
you know, I don't think that's such a big deal.
And honestly, Tommy, he wasn't good. I mean, it's constructive criticism.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You don't yelp review bands in real time. That's insane.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Well, I felt like you brought me to see a
middle school talent show or something. Yeah, they shouldn't be
up there if they can't handle any back, especially if
it was constructive feedback, like how I was providing.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Booing is not constructive criticism, Louren, and that's something that
the teaching in kindergarten. I think we're done here. I
don't want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Lauren. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, well I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Tommy, but he just wasn't good. What did you want
me to do? Just live?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
No smile and nod like I had to do for
the rest of the days.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Oh see, even you thought he was sad, you were
smiling and nodding while he was performing.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Tommy was like another day with Lauren. We'll pay for it,
not a chanton hell my?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Man, Okay, fine, just have fun with.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Your music that no one wants to listen to you
anyway beside do I guess? And your friend's never going
to get better with an enabler.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Like you for frid oh man, And if you ever
change your mind, just call me.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
No, okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Juble's first Date follow up?
Speaker 12 (27:22):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aara?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 7 (27:32):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Almost Time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria ramire Is
in a game of trivia for Florence and the Machine Tickets.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So call us up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Eight eight eight three four three one O six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can also dm us at the.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Jewbil Show or go to the jewbilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to play a
fun game of trivia.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Guess how hard was that?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Man?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Okay, you did good? You have to utter again? Oh yeah,
I'm stack all right. If you want to play Victoria,
we'll play right after this so you will show.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
To like you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Florence and the machine tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you Verus, Victoria. Anna, how are you Anna?
Speaker 17 (28:47):
Hi there, jubill.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I am fabulous.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Thank you for the opportunity to try and take Victoria
down again.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
She said, you've played before.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
You know, Victoria, you're a sweetheart and I love listening
to you all.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But you know I'm a very competitive person.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
And yeah, I'm doing I can.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And here's how the game is played. You have thirty
seconds answered as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
In Which country was Pablo Picasso born.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Italy?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Which US state has the most islands?
Speaker 10 (29:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
What is the largest body of water on earth?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Atlantic Ocean?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Which singer is nicknamed the material girl.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Madonna?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
The play Death of a Salesman was written by which
playwright who composed the famous piece for a lease.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Purely?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's coming back in and getting
her headphones on and stuff. Here's a question for you, Anna.
If everybody had to wear a warning label, what would
your say.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Do not touch unless you have good intention.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's a good one, Okay, Victoria, if everybody had to
wear a warning label, what would your warning.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Say with caution? Alas?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria you have to be on outright
to win and Hona, you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To go.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
Once again, Victoria good.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Lacks go in?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Which country was Pablo Picasso born? Ooh, I don't know
which US state has the most island that's.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The name though?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Would US state has Hawaii? What is the largest body
of water on earth?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
No one has the islands?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
The oh crap? Uh Atlantic Ocean? Which singer is nicknamed
the material Girl? Uh? That's no wait, what was the question?
Her singer's named the material Girl? Oh yeah, that's not
what I yea, not at all.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did our normal scoreboard gab you our
social media brucer is not in today.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So Nina has your score, well, not shocking. Sorry, Vic,
she got zero. You don't have to say not shocking. Well,
I mean you didn't make it that far. You're singing
Barbie girl. Hey, that's just really understanding. Anna.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
She's trying to demolish you, and you're calling me not fair.
She's singing a Barbie girl over the material Girl. Okay,
and Anna, you got to actually who congratulations on last.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Time you did it?
Speaker 17 (31:51):
When that Madonna songs, when the Madonna couietly came up,
I was like, Oh I got this.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Maybe I'll actually win the Madonna blession. I know that
year time. Wait the answers now with Na, and you
might learn what the Madonna question is.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Hey, Pablo Picasso was born in Spain. The US state
with the most islands is actually Alaska. What the largest
body of water on earth is the Pacific Ocean?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh dang it. The singer that's nicknamed the material Girl
is Madonna. Well that's not your fault. That is before
your time, because yeah, why is she name the material Girl?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She had a song called material Girl, But also I
didn't I was like thinking it was Cindy Lauper for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Oh really, she's another one for the same time someone
singing the song recording the material. Girl, Yeah, way are
living in a material world. I didn't know that one.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
The plaintif the Salesman was written by Arthur Miller, who
was married to at one point. And then the famous
piece for a lease is by Ludwig van Ben Beethoven.
You know yeah, no no no no no no no
no no no that one.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
No.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
But I used to be in a class like a
club that had to guess like Beethoven songs. I fully
only joined that club, so that I think the.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Club that guess Beethoven songs that was a club. How
did that work?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
It was called music Memory and it was like a U.
I L club, so like we had to like go compete.
I was so bad at that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
It was like, what's it's I don't actually know something
leak like interscholastic, Yes, it's like okay, and then you
go and like after it's like an abal program. It
was like a sport where you would guess Beethoven tunes. Interesting,
I never heard of that.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Classical songs and you have to like guess like who
it is and like by who it's from and.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All these things. I was so bad at it, but
I just wanted the free properly. That's so.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I have never seen that, but I would definitely watch
that competition.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Wait too, it was so hard.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Appreciate you, Thank you, Appreciate you. Guys.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Have a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You too, like you were six the same time every
single weekday morning where if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (34:04):
It's time to cash a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Nico is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he's been with his girlfriend Daisy for about
a year, but now he thinks Daisy might be messing around,
So we're gonna see if we can help him out. Nico,
thank you for your email. Man, tell us what's going on.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
So here's the deal. I'm gonna be straight up front.
My friends don't like her, okay, so my friends try.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
To warn me about her.
Speaker 14 (34:31):
You know, when we first started dating, they told me
she was a party girl and she's super unpredictable. But
that's the reason I feel for man. You know, I
like to go out and drink, you know, I like
the unpredictability.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So that's kind of why I feel for Yeah, okay,
party girls need love to Yeah, and you know.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You know what, honestly, Nico, I've been in your situation before.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Same thing. Friends are like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She just wants to party whatever. I've had a lot
of girlfriends. One of the best girlfriends I have had. Like,
as far as like stability goes outside of the partying,
I was like, this is weird. I expected it to
be a complete mess, right, but it wasn't. So maybe,
you know, maybe it's just like an image thing, right.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (35:13):
And the crazy thing is there haven't been any problems
up until now.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Okay, so tell us what's going on?
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Why?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Like, why other than your friends not thinking that she's
good for you, why else do you think she's cheat him?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah, well there's a deal.
Speaker 14 (35:29):
So we actually share an uber account, and the other
night she didn't come home. So when I checked the
uber account, I saw that she went to the neighborhood
that her actual lives in.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Oh, okay, did you say something to her about that
at that point?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Yeah, I asked her about it, and she said it
was a friend of her friend and she was drunk,
so she just went there because they were all drunk.
So they just took the Uber home with using our account,
and they just happened to go to this person's house.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I mean, I've been there, but that's still super susiou Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
Mean, no call, no nothing like. So now I'm kind
of suspicious.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Now do you know the friend who she was with?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
I know, I don't. I don't know the friend of
a friend.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I know I had an idea who was persevere.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, I mean that's got to stress you out a
little bit when you asked her about it and she
told you about like the friend of the friend, we
were drunk and whatever. Was she dismissive or was she
making eye contact? You know how you can kind of
like feel somebody's body language and energy in those moments.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Did she feel sketchy to you?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
That's the crazy thing, like her body language.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I was like, maybe she's telling us truth.
Speaker 14 (36:40):
But I just feel like you could have got in
the uber and came home. Yeah yeah, you know what
I mean, Like you could even you could even took
your friend of a friend home and then took the
uber from there and then came.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Home, right and did you say that to her too?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
I really wish I would have, but I guess I'm
here now.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, No, I get it. You know. I've been in
those situations where you want to say it, but then
you don't, and then later on you're just like thinking
about it. You're like, man, I should have said that,
because now it's eating me up, right, Yeah, and.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
It's eating me up. So I really want to know
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, we'll see if we can help you out. We'll
play a song and then we'll come back. And you
already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at. So we'll call her up and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell her that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. And
I read the text messages that we get in on
the show here, they've been texting it in. So I
(37:37):
want to let you know that I see you, and okay, fine,
I'm going to do it on this one. So we'll
call her and tell her that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member totally random who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and since she's sending
it to a guy, she'll win a brok. Somebody's been
to texting at it and saying like you have to
call it a brok.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm like, okay, I'll do that like a broke.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Say it's flowers for a dude, I guess, and we'll
see if she sends us sorr see where somebody else? Okay, okay, cool,
All right, man, we'll play a song. Come back and
get your catch theater next if you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Cheater. Nico is on the phone.
He's been with his girlfriend Daisy for almost a year,
and now he thinks that she might be cheating. Before
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we call her and try to catch her, Nico, real quick,
whant to refresh everybody's memory. Why do you think Daisy's
cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Man, she went out for drinks with some friends, took
an uber to where her ex lives, and now she's
telling me that she was actually at a friend of
her friend's house. They all were drunk and stayed the
night there. When I feel like she could have just
dropped them off, and then Ubert on home right.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
And he said, ex neighborhood. So we don't know neighborhood.
Speaker 14 (38:47):
Yeah, yeah, don't know for sure. I just know she
was in that neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You also said that your friends when you started dating,
kind of thought that she would was bad news.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
Right, Yeah, they found Yeah. They call it a party girl, unpredictable,
and that's what I.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Liked about it.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
You know, we like to go out and have a
drink and just have a good time. And you know,
I didn't listening to what they said. I moved my
heart and I started dating her anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
And here we are, and we're just hoping that they're
not going to hit you with I told you so,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Hello, Hi, this is Chortle calling from grocers, Daisy.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
How are you? I'm good? How are you well?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Better now that I've got you on the phone, Daisy,
you're this month's big winner. Hey, guys, make no noise,
we got another winner on Hey Daisy, winner of the flowers.
Of course, you're one of our Valued Rewards Card members,
and every single month we choose one Awards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new and
improved Floral department. We do delivery now. So you've won
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thirty six long stem red roses delivered anywhere.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
And is there a catch?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Nope. The only person catching anything is the one who's
going to catch the flower delivery.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It's totally free.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It's just our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
All right, So I have to go back and pick
them up.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Obviously not as excited as I am. No, you don't
have to pick them up. Pretty simple. There's a few
ways we can go about it. It's thirty six long
stem red roses. Or if you'd rather do a brok,
we offer that too. If you want to send it
to a special man in your life and you might
not like roses, we have other things succulents and cool
cacti and things like that.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh it'll be like more guy appropriate.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yep, whatever you want. Just let us know and we've
got the perfect assortment that you can deliver to your
bro I just made that up right now.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Oh that's abdorable.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Let's do it. If you know who you want to
send them to right now, I can take the information
over the phone.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
I do whenever you're ready.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I am just pulling up my screen here and I
am ready right now. Okay, first I'll need the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay, it's to Jay Jay. Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Is there a message that you would like to put
along with it?
Speaker 14 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
I just want to like a little winky, a little
winky thing from the blowing the case one for the
little heart.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
A little emoji action I love it, a little winky
and the blowy kissy emoji.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
You know that's really strange because you have a boyfriend
named Nico and you're sending those emojis to Jay.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
What Daisy? Who's Jay?
Speaker 14 (41:22):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Daisy?
Speaker 13 (41:23):
How you do?
Speaker 14 (41:24):
And this is Nico on the phone with the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Sorry, Daisy, this is actually Jewbil from the Jewbil Show
and Nina and Victoria and your boyfriend Nico is on
the phone because he suspected you might be cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (41:37):
So since we're here, Daisy, you mind giving me an
explanation because you've seen kind of animate Duda night about
not being at the guy's house and you took the uber.
So what's going on?
Speaker 12 (41:49):
First of all, what and the hell is like? What
is happening right now? What do you mean, Nico, I
don't understand. You called the radio station.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What is this really the radio station?
Speaker 14 (41:59):
Yeah, I called a radio station.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
My look, this is the thing.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
I have been fighting and going to bat with you
with my friends. Let him know that you're a good person,
You're a great girl. Even though you're out there partying.
They say you're unpredictable and all of this stuff. And
I was so cool and to the uber incident a
couple of weeks ago, when you sat there and live
to me to say you were at the friends of
a friend house and you were actually at Jay's house.
Speaker 9 (42:27):
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 16 (42:29):
On the radio.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
I were on the radio, they explained, Just explain to me.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What do you feel.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Let me know.
Speaker 14 (42:35):
You want to be with Jay, you want to be
with me. Just let me know know, Nicol.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
You know, you know we broke up a few months
before you and I met each other. I mean, you know,
there was feeling j was like, you know, it was
it was a real relationship for a long time, and
we broke up because he didn't want to go any further.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
He wasn't sure, you didn't know what.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
He wanted you know all this, and you know I
really haven't gotten over him.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
Did you go to his house that night?
Speaker 12 (43:04):
I did not cheat on you, though, Like there was
there was no there was nothing. It was just some
cuddling for a lot of talking.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
They have to talk a lot to talk about. There's
that kind of cheating though.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I'm sorry, Daisy, Like, I'm really glad that you are
pouring your heart out right now because this sounds like
a really important conversation.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
But technically I think cheating. Cuddling is cheating. Yeah, so
so just just let me know that do you want
Do you want.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
To be with Jay?
Speaker 14 (43:33):
If you want to be with Jay, I totally understand
that we can let this go and then we can
both move on with our lives. Do you want to
be with Jay?
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Or no?
Speaker 16 (43:42):
Nico? You know you're a good guy. You know you
know they care about you a lot. But I have
a lot of history with Jay. It's really hard for
me to let that go. All right, Well that's our answer, Nico.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You are right.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
You know, I'm a little hurt, but you know, my
friends try to let me know, and I've got some
egg in my face and I probably should have listened,
but I with my heart.
Speaker 11 (44:08):
I was feeling her, and you know it was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
It was a good year.
Speaker 14 (44:12):
But you know, things come to an end and I
move on and I figure things out.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Daisy real quick, Were you ever planning on telling Meko
about this? I mean, because does this happened a couple
of weeks ago and you're talking about getting back together
with your ex boyfriend? You had to wait until you
were pushing to this to.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Tell him the truth.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
I just didn't know, like how to tell him.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
You know, he's a good guy.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
He doesn't deserve you know, he deserves to be with
somebody wants to be with him.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
But he's a good guy.
Speaker 9 (44:41):
I just didn't know how to say it.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm not with Jay.
Speaker 12 (44:45):
We were talking, but we're still talking in texting once
in a while, So it's not fair to Nicoll.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Like I said, it's fine. I got my answer.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
That's all I needed. And and hey guys the radio station,
and thank you guys. I appreciate you guys for you know,
helping me figure this out.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, I mean, we're here for you. You're definitely handling this
very well. Yeah, And if you need to go and break.
That's cool too. If you need to come back for
a shoulder to cry on, that's also cool too. We're
here for you.
Speaker 14 (45:16):
Well, I got my friends. Once I get out the
phone with you, guys, I'm gonna call him and we're
gonna go out and have some drinks tonight.
Speaker 8 (45:22):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah you probably could use that.
Speaker 14 (45:25):
Yeah man, but thank you guys. Man, I'm a laid
back guy. You know, I don't go all go all
half cock. So this is my personality and you know,
you know, you get over it and you move on
with life.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Daisy, are you still there?
Speaker 12 (45:39):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You really need to figure this out, Daisy.
Speaker 9 (45:45):
You know he's a good guy.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
And then even my selfishness is like if I let
Nico go and doesn't work out with Jay, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Lost a good guy. Well, Daisy, bussel ut to you.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
I mean, if you need anything later, we're here for
you too. But good luck, thank you so much, thank
you very much. Yeah, can you go call your friend now?
I feel so bad, like I feel like you need
to go out too. Oh god, Well, good luck, good
luck to both of you. I mean, I'm sorry happen
this way, but I'm glad the a cracked open and
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shine some light where it needed to.
Speaker 14 (46:19):
All right, well, thank you guys so much. Man, I
got to get back to work, so I appreciate you
guys helping me out.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, of course, have a better day, Nico.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No matter what, Remember, everything in life always works out
for what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So good luck to both of you.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Yeah, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
The Juble shows catch us here. It's time for Nina's
what's trending?
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Have you implemented the viral three by three trend to
improve your life?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
In your life?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
If you don't know what that is yet, I'm going
to tell you in just a second, so you can
improve your life.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Look at this self help. Somebody who could probably use it,
I'll tell you in a second is Blake Lively. Are
you serious?
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Right now, let's talk about how much she's claiming she's
lost in damages due to the smear campaign that's been
going on ever since it ends with US movie drama.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
And they both lost a lot.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I mean, I'm sure they both have, Yeah, but how
they add that money up? It's not even specific dollars
that have been accounted for, so it's projections. So she
says that she suffered one hundred and sixty one million
dollars in damages because of the smear campaign. She says
that part of it has to do with money that's
lost from her beauty brand, from her Betty Buzz brand,
(47:27):
just because people aren't purchasing what they had initially expected
them to and so this whole campaign is just like
destroyed her. But she's gonna be on the stand next month,
so they'll have trial, oh no March next March to
finally like iron this all out. But the money just
keeps going out the window as they lead up to it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
And especially for her because it looked really bad for her. Yeah,
so all the details that have come out and also.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
She took out with like hair stuff also when all
that was like coming out, and I mean, I don't
no one's gonna go by it if they like they're
what's happening in the news is like.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, brand story matter. Other things that matter is the
wine industry is suffering. This is not good for those
of us that love wine. But apparently in California they've
had to shut down vineyards because so many people in
the US have stopped drinking alcohol and really yes, over
the past twenty years, the harvest has completely like just
(48:23):
gone down, and so that's hard for the people that
are growing grape, so they just shut down the vineyards
all in general, they all together or whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
So I mean, we still have wine, but if you
want that to come back, drink more of it. I
guess I don't.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Know the answer, but the viral three by three trend
is probably not telling you to just pound the wine.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But this is what they say.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
The hack that's supposed to improve your life is to
have three mini goals completed before noon every day. So
walk three thousand steps, drink one third of your daily
water goal, and then eat roughly thirty grams of protein
all before noon.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Huh okay, and then that could change your life. I
think I do that, do you? Yeah? Thirty grams of protein? Yeah,
yeah for sure.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Oh yeah, you have like at least thirty grams.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Really yeah, it's like a gainer one whatever. Yeah, games
bro bro Dad has fifty grams. And the one that
I take in, the one that I drink in the morning,
has fifty grams of protein, So put that in. I
work out in the morning, so I get my steps in.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, don't know how you do that? Does your life
feel improved?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Uh, It's like no, sure, it always just feels the same.
I don't mean that in a bad way. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I mean it in a bad way. Right now,
I don't though, Yeah, sweet, Yeah, my life's already dope,
you know.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Wow. Yeah, that is a good way to put it.
Life is life, okay, you.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Know, has its ups and downs, but whatever, it is
what it is if you want it positive, I'm very
very positive, but it comes off negative. That's what's funny.
When I'm positive, it still comes off kind of negative.
But I mean that in a good way. You know,
Like life is life, man, it just is what it is.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
It's just true.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
And once you can accept that, then like you really
don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day,
but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day.
Tomorrow will be different, hopefully.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
I always looking at it is like a circle, like
it's got to start somewhere and then come back around, right.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, so that's always has to rise again.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Exact them or the three by three trend, I mean,
whatever you wanted to do, that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
You inspired Victoria.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
No, that was like the least inspiring conversation ever, but
it was meant to be inspiring.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
You know, work work, I know, but I hope you're
fired from what you said.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
You write down what he said and then read it
in a positive.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, like nothing in life really matters that much.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
So then what matters? Everything?
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Everything and nothing, nothing matters, and it's all important at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
That's confusing.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I know that makes me want to work hard, but
all this makes me want to, like not and then
go Disney World.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, well you should, that's balance, But.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Then who's gonna work if I'm not here? Doesn't really matter.
Time goes on, life goes on, exactly. See, it doesn't
really matter. Yeah, once you realize that nothing really actually matters,
it can be very very motivational and inspiring.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm not gonna lie. I kind of feeling smart. I
believe a lot of things matter, but he's different. But
I like this, But in the grand scheme of things,
do they actually matter? I'm not sure because to me
they do in the moment, So the moment matter.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's what I'm saying. They're all important. Everything's important and
also not important at the same time, the bigger picture,
even legacy. You know, people talk about legacy. Everybody forgets
about you after you're gone. Eventually, eventually the people that
know about you, they also pass away to your memory
is gone.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Oh that's so true.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
There's no true legacy unless you're like Jesus Christ or something,
and that's very hard to get to that. It's totally true.
When the last time you thought about Rob Williams, ah, well,
now exactly, and you know how many people out there
were like, who's Rob Williams? And eventually there well be
a whole generation people never heard of Rob Williams.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
That's true. I guess that's the getting We all.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Fade away, baby, And it's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Am I the most depressive motivational person ever? Were motivated?
Speaker 4 (52:10):
I'ming about ancestry dot com. So like legacy informs of
like your family tree.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
But you know what, yeah, because like I never go
back and look at my family tree and those things
and go like, oh this person. Some people will do
they look back at it, yeah, yeah, but then they
remember you for that second, and then after that you're
gone again. I mean you kind of brought backwards, I guess,
kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
You want to feel like you're embodied and all the
people down like your family tree, like in your blood
the bloodlines, like your ancestors can like you can still
feel them anyway. We have different thoughts on this, but
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
So yeah, Either that was incredibly inspiring to go like, hey, man,
I really don't need to stress about much because nothing
really matters. Also, it's important to me and I want
to get it done. Or you're just like, wow, that's
incredibly depressing. Nothing I do in this life matters. But
the matter matter you do and you also don't. At
the same time, like, once you even what you can
(53:00):
kind of work on that and make peace with it.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Man, it's freeing. Though it is freeing. You just learned
to drop stress on everything.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
You're just like, yeah, whatever, man, I all go somewhere
like their just vibe.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Wish you all got to keep dancing to life.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
That's it. Yeah, exactly the point. If nothing matters, might
as well dance through it. Yeah, I mean, dancing doesn't
really matter anyway, but why dance to doeble shows. Listen
to this. It's very important and at the same time
that is important.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Guls Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret, I do.
Sweet Are you ready ready?
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I'm nervous. I haven't told this.
Speaker 18 (53:38):
One all right, So this has all been going down
over the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (53:46):
I asked my boss for a raise and she said no.
It was a firm note.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It was hard. But it wasn't like just no.
Speaker 18 (53:57):
It was that I don't help out around the office.
I don't go the extra mile, and maybe if I
wanted a.
Speaker 11 (54:06):
Raise, I should just be like a team player.
Speaker 17 (54:09):
Oh, I do my job and then I go home.
I just and I do my job well. So I
thought I.
Speaker 11 (54:19):
Deserved it based on my work performance.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
She did think so.
Speaker 11 (54:25):
So I worked late one night and I left my.
Speaker 18 (54:30):
Jacket and I as my favorite jacket. So I after
we you know, like I thought everything was locked up,
but the door was opened. So I went back in
to get market and I caught her making out with
this like she's married, by the way, making out with
a do.
Speaker 11 (54:45):
Like a random guy in her office.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Ooh, okay, okay, So naturally you're blackmailed her unity right there.
Speaker 7 (54:53):
I mean, like, you know what a So, so.
Speaker 18 (55:00):
I walk into hers and she was silent, and I said,
I bet you had a team player on your side.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Now, okay.
Speaker 11 (55:12):
She she was just so shocked and she freaked out.
Speaker 18 (55:17):
So I just kept saying like, you know, like how
about go in the extra mile?
Speaker 7 (55:23):
And I got my raise. Hey, and then yay is right?
And then guess what.
Speaker 18 (55:32):
In the end, it all karma all came back because
I told her husband and I told her, Oh my god,
I sure I made it two days, Yes I did.
So now she was didn't even have a team because
(55:53):
she got fired and she's getting divorced.
Speaker 8 (55:55):
Oh my god, I just applied for her position.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well, thank you, congratulations on the promotion in the Rays,
and thank you for.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Telling us your dirty little secret. Oh jeez, what's your
dirty little secret.
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