October 31, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Not to freak everybody out, but you should be totally
freaking out right now for this The Jewel Show, because
it's almost Halloween, and then it'll be almost Thanksgiving, and
then it'll be almost Christmas, and if you haven't done
your shopping yet, you're already behind. Not that, thankfully, A
new list is out of all the gadgets you can
(00:20):
spend your money on for the holidays and the weird
things that you can buy this holiday season. And of
course it's ridiculous, because why would waste time telling you
about it if it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Wasn't that's fair.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But the weird new things that companies expect you to
waste your money on is hilarious and we'll go over
it next. Nothing says I love you like giving your
significant other toilet cam for the holidays?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's the Jewel Show and a list of the new
gadgets that are out that are the hot holiday gifts
of the season has been released and it is ridiculous,
and yes, that is one of them, and we'll go
over them right now so you can hear all of
the ridiculous things that companies want you to waste your
money on this holiday season. We'll start with a toilet cam,
(01:03):
shall we. A new six hundred dollars toilet camera oh
is available for you to get your loved one this
holiday season. Like what, it watches you go to the
bathroom and analyzes the results. Honestly, it sounds weird, but
if anybody gave me this gift, I'd be so excited.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That does not surprise any So happy with this gift.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Nobody would ever think I was serious and actually did
it for me though, But if somebody did, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is amazing. I'm so excited. I'm gonna use it
right now. You want to come through you make himself
go all the time? Can analyze it again.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The Cohler is the company that has released a new
toilet camera. It watches you go and then uses an
algorithm to analyze the results and track your health.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Interesting it's called the Dakota.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll play on the word decode and it costs six
hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
WHOA, that's a lot of money, that is, but it
can probably tell you if like something was seriously messed up,
like the jew would be so cool not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To be super gross, but can't you take a picture
and uploading? Probably and I feel like that's worse than
having a camera there. That's worse. It goes out publicly
paketure on your phone. I know that it's okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The camera fits on the side of most toilet bowls
and uses optical sensors to scan your waist and then
puts the stats on your phone. You can sign in
with your fingerprint scanners so it knows who's using it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
At the time, so you could get it for the
whole family.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Really, oh my gosh, livestream from you OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just see it on top of the six hundred
dollars to get this toilet camera that they're saying by
your love them for the holidays. There's also an annual
subscription for you have seventy dollars a year. Oh and
a family plan costs one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
A year if you want to schoolly. Rich people can
afford to analyze there.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, we're going over a list of the new techie
items that are out for the holiday season that are ridiculous.
And that's a six hundred dollars toilet cam. Let's go
on to some other things, shall we.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Great camp.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There's also a useless toy box that one company is selling.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, that sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's a box that exists just to turn itself off
when you turn it on. That's all it is. It's
basically for ornamental purposes. You're buying a gadget whose only
function is to do nothing but undo what you do.
So you turn it on and it just turns itself off.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This wasn't super expensive. I would love to give this
to my dad. It but keep him busy for hours,
keep hurting it back again.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Just don't tell them what it is, you know, so
I think it's broken and it just keeps starting off.
That actually is a fun gift. It's giving yourself a gift.
It doesn't matter that it costs three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Trying to turn the box.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, he's trying to figure out what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We're going over a list of new gifts that are
out for the holiday season. It started with a toilet
cam that will scan your waist and let you know
all about your health. And the useless toy box, and
then there's also a pimple popper fidget. I feel like
I love you what you know you'd like this one
love popping pimples. I am one of those, a stress
relief toy that mimics popping pimples.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Most fidget toys.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Aim to sue their distract, but this one intentionally triggers
a gross out factor.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It says one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Really that's a little expensive, but I love it. There's
a board game where it's about popping pimples. And while also
I find myself on those downward spirals watching videos and
pimples being popped.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's really gross. So when you get a good blackhead,
you're like.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oy's oddly satisfying.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I used to wait tables and I had a couple
that came in on a date and they were popping
each other's pimples across the table.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, it's like getting in your food in your drink.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Gave them my pin, you know, to sign the bill,
and I was just like, you can keep it that pin,
Like that's keep it wrong. Vocationion weird items that you
can buy for the holiday season. The electric saltspoon for
the salt lover in your life uses a little electrical
charge to make food taste saltier without adding actual salt
(05:03):
to it.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Whoa, it's a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Spoon that just makes your food taste saltier.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Wow. Cool?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Why why that.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Sounds the use?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Because if you have too much sodium intake, it's not
good for you. So if you like a lot of salt,
this won't give you whatever. So too much sodium gives
you I know what it does, something cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know. That's kind of cool. How much is that?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's just two hundred dollars for that, so not too bad,
you know, Nina to go buy all these gifts, I'll
just eat salt.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
With a list of the weird items that companies are
promoting for the holiday season, a Chinese company is celebrating
ugly products this year, and they have cabbage leaf sandals
for sale and misshapen pillows miss on purpose shapen pill
cabbage leaf sandals habit.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The pillows make sense. This cabbage is where I'm lost.
They the pillows make sense. Well, they're weird shapes, they're decorative.
I mean, I uaes.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The cabbage makes sense to me because it's like the cabbage.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I mean yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They make a lot of other random shoes, like why
not add this one.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
To the list.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're gonna wear cabbage. You can have cabbage feet. I
feel healthy walking around on them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, if cabbage feet aren't enough for you, they're also
selling something called a neko Jito fufu three hundred dollars
as well. It's a tiny robotic cat that mounts to
your mug or bowl and it blows hair to pool
your beverage.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, so huge drinking hot seat.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You can put a little cat on your cuff to
blow it and make it cooler. What's it called again,
the neko jita Hello, it's actually really cute. Also another
gift available for this holiday season a pet Rock two
point zero.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They've updated the pet rock. If you don't know what
the pet rock.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is back, I think in the late eighties early nineties
somebody thought of, Hey, I'm gonna put Google Eyes on
a rock and salad in sores, and people actually bought it,
and they made millions of dollars off of selling a
pet rock.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Are you serving back again for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Pet Rock two point zero is a modern twist on
the classic pet rock. This version comes with Google eyes
and a leash, and it seems an a leash. It's
a nostalgia novelty but doesn't offer much beyond it's a
pair and so there's no tech to it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's still just a pet rock. I were going back
to the whole day. It's just it just sits there.
You can't do anything with it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It has a leash.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They do say the best gift is the one that
you wouldn't buy for yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's true. I know I was making fun of all
of these, but I want every single one of them.
The Boofu. That foofoo is the only one I want,
the salts Man, I want, the toilet cam and the
pet rock.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's also a motorized ice cream cone. It's a battery
powered ice cream cone that spins your ice cream for
you so you don't have to spin it around.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wait, why are you spinning your ice cream around that?
Just so you get all sides of it?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If you're looking an ice cream cone, But just I'll
just spin it around for you so you can just
stick your tongue out and it'll just.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh lazy. If we got into society, extra lazy?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Are you fitting cool ice cream comb?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Just spin it around?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
We turned on ice creams? Are like, No, I couldn't
possibly have that. I don't lick all sides of it,
and I just don't feel like you right to work
at it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
If I had something that would spin it around for me,
I would do it. But ice is a lot right now.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Hello, I want to play a game? Who is this?
You have a big presentation? In twenty minutes? James? Who
is it?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I do?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Who is this?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Let's play a game.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
I don't want to play a game. Who is it?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Wanted to be a shame if your laptop, I say,
presentation was missing?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
James, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Talk?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Dick talk Listen. I have to go. Who is it?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Bye?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Is my laptop?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Fifteen minutes? James?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
What?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I want to play it?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 11 (08:59):
I don't want to play a game.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I want my laptop.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I bet you do want your laptop, James.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
This isn't funny. This is a big deal for me.
Where is my laptop? You're crazy? I'm not the one
running around the office looking for my laptop.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Now I'm my James, give me my laptop.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
It's trash day, James, isn't it TikTok?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
What?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:23):
But what you better not give me my laptop.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I have a big presentation.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
This means a lot to meat.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
There's a loading dock with a dumpster that will be
taking out in three minutes.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
James, Oh my god, you better not throw away my
right away.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
My laptop takes you four minutes to get to the dumpster, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
It, TikTok.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
All my information is all there, TikTok. Oh my god,
you better not throw my laptop in a dumpster.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Talk TikTok.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
You said it within the dumpsters on Arthur, James. When
we went to the dumpster, they took the trash out.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
It's a James, James, I didn't know that they.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Were within a dumpster. No I didn't, James, Yes you did.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I didn't say it was in the dumpster, James. I
just told you there was a dumpster that was going
to be taking out in three minutes, and it takes
you four minutes to get.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Downstairs with me.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Twelve minutes, James.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Where taptop? I let my presentation in twelve minutes?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Where's your co worker Alyssa? James?
Speaker 9 (10:27):
I don't know where he is.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Eleven minutes, James.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (10:33):
What did you do with the lists?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Were you, I find your co worker, Alyssa.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
James, where is the listop?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Ten minutes, James.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
TikTok with me, where is a list?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
She's hiding in the bathroom with your laptop because this
is actually.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on
you and your coworker. Alyssa say you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I said, you guys have a presentation together in a
few minutes, and she wanted me to hide your laptop
and play as mister.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Game with you.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Oh my god, No, it can't get worse than that.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Happy Halloween.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, if you're a traditionalist, don't forget to carve a turnip,
because that's what they really.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did back in the day. But it is still spooky season.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So let's talk about the creepy marathon that took place
inside of a mine. I thought of you, Jubil, because
you're really into doing all of these crazy fitness challenges. Yeah,
and these runners dropped down three six and seventy four
feet below sea level in an elevator to run through
this zinc mine and on their heads. They had to
(11:50):
wear one of those little hats with the lights and stuff,
and then all like you don't have yeah, the hard hat,
you don't see anything. You're just running in the dark
loops mine.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Did you do that? Yeah? Absolutely, dope, seriously just asking me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
True, it's eighty six degrees down there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's hot warm, Yeah, that's gonna say good. Does that
affect you're breathing like you're a human? I would imagine
it's human too. Oh yeah, and dirty?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Are you not scared that's just all going to collapse inward?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No? No, no, should you be?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I mean yeah, like you're in a close space down there.
Am I just all in flowed?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I just don't think things through. I think, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Kind of fun too though, you know qua man, but
you know you and your allergies. I don't know about
that dust down there. That might be a bad look.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hey, you're not getting any air up here, so that
might help.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Actually, So we now know the exact release date of Diddy.
So he's been in jail for a while, and he
was sentenced to fifty months behind bars. But if you're
counting down the days for any reason. Also side note,
do you think anybody dressed up as him for Halloween.
Oh Jesus, sure, somebody such a bad idea. But May eight,
twenty eight is when he will be released from federal
(12:58):
lock up. That's it. I don't know what I thought'd
be long said. Fifty months is what he was sentenced to,
So is a max like ten years.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Something like that. I don't think you got the max
though he didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
He's gonna serve eighty five percent of his fifty month term.
They think that, so he might actually get out for
good behavior.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What the heck for somebody who has a lot of
bad behavior outside.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, the back you're gonna do good behavior inside is
pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that's coming from Victoria. So that is a big
statement exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So wait what and lastly, are you guys familiar with
the triangle of death on your face? I've never heard
of this before, but apparently if you get a pimple
in the triangle of death on your face, which is
the bridge of your nose to the corner of your mouth,
so that triangle from here it's connected to your sinuses.
So there's this bartender that was hospitalized because they got
(13:48):
a pimple in the triangle of death.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So just one pimple or pimples on each corner of it.
Just a pimple in that area can be dangerous.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I have one literally right there. I'd popped the other
day because it's bothering me. Be careful because somehow it's
all linked to your sinuses. So if Gott's knew, well,
this bartender's face was completely swollen on one side because
of a pimple in the triangle of death.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Well, I can't breathe and haven't been able to for
the past.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was bad with her entire face was swelling. She had
to go to the er.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
She had a whole like compress on her face to
try to get it to go down. Yeah, they say
that if you do get a pimple in that area,
it's probably not that big of a deal. But if
you have any symptoms that are out of the ordinary,
or if it gets extra inflamed, then you should go
to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I did not know that was a thing.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I didn't either, So be aware of the triangle of death.
Maybe don't don't pop those ones. Oh that's what's trending.
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Buriel is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if he's hell use why he's ghostinger, and maybe
get her a second day. But first, Ariel, how long
has it been since you heard from Brandon?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I haven't heard from him since we went on our date.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Okay, how long ago is that?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It was about a week and a half ago.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh okay, that's a good amount of time.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah, Like, you know, I didn't want to freak out,
Like if it was just a few days, I could
see maybe he's I don't know, maybe he can't, maybe
he doesn't have reception whatever, But like.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I give it a good week and I haven't heard anything. First,
I'm just, you know, like I'm kind of bummed out,
but then I'm kind of mad.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well understandably, getting ghosted sucks. How did everything go on
the date?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Okay, well it started so so good, like rooftop bar city, skyline,
soft lighting, gorgeous, you know, and the guy from him
who actually looks better in person, which like never happened. Yeah, okay,
I'm just I can't imagine a scenario where I get ghosted.
That doesn't happen to me. So, you know, I don't know.
(16:03):
I feel like I gave off the vibes that I
was totally into him.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Okay, well that's not a bad thing if you were.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Well I was.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
I mean, he, like I said, he looked even better
than his picture. He showed up in this like a
tan jacket, a tucked and T shirt. It was like
he was auditioning for a j cru ad but didn't
even know it. You know, I'm like me like.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay, what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay. So it was at this roof top place. Like
I said, it was a tap a joint. So we had,
you know, really bougie food, which I tend to really
enjoy on a date. We had like like this grilled
octopus dish in these shashido peppers truffle fries. I personally
was already like, as much as I was enjoying the dinner,
(16:53):
I was already trying to figure out what I was
going to be ordering at brunch the next morning. You
know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like that, so was going did he know that you
might have had that green light.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Well, we really never got around to it because, okay,
here's what happened. There was totally weird mid bite, he
starts chewing like loud, like it sounded like a full
mouth percussion section, like someone was stepping on bubble wrap
in stereo. Have you ever experienced that, Like, have you
(17:25):
ever heard somebody too like that? It is so bizarre
to me.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Your descriptions are, well, I feel like I'm there, but
that sounds very loud.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Well, then you've never been on a date with Brandon.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Because I felt like I just had.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
To be honest with him.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I leaned in and I was like, you know, you
are chomping like you're at.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
The zoo, right And you know, I laughed.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I was trying to show that I was being playful
and he laughed also, but it was, you know, it
sounded kind of forced.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
It was that kind of.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Like like, I don't know, it seemed like it didn't
land or something, which was bizarre because I know I'm
very funny.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
And then the rest of the night was like weirdly quiet. Wait,
so you told.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Him that he chomps like he's at the zoo.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Oh yeah, I mean it was that or I was
gonna happy to leave. It was that extreme.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
So he did stop chewing loudly, but like the entire
vibe also stopped, you know what I mean, Like at
what cost? At what cost did he start chewing better?
So at the end of the night, you know, we
went our separate ways, and.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
I texted him later and I said, like.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know, oh, I wish the night didn't have to end,
which to me is I'm clearly shooting my shot. I'm
like showing that I'm interested. I'm showing that, like, you know,
this night could have gone the longer as far as
I'm concerned, and nothing. I didn't even get a response
to that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, well, what do you think happened?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
People don't just disappear on me like that, like, especially
after I make it clear that I am open that
I am curious that I've bought them. And I really thought,
from all of the conversation we had prior to going
on our date, like I thought he could handle a
confident woman who tells it like it is, and I
(19:13):
guess he couldn't. But I know that it is not
my fault he choose like a wilderbeast, and if I
am the first person who's points that out to him,
then I've done a public service, like cruly.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, well, I mean I could be why Yes, we'll
check it out for you, though. We'll play a song
come back, and then call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you
a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yep, we'll get your first A follow up next right
in the middle of your first A follow up. But
if you're just joining us. Ariel is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Brandon. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, Ariel, I want you to
break down your date for us again real quick.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
All right. I met up with this guy Brandon, who
I had met on him, who was even cuter in person.
We went to this super bougie, adorable rooftop date. I
thought it was great. I was showing him I was interested,
but then he started chewing so obnoxiously. I told him
that he was chewing like an animal, but in.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
A cute way and totally shut down on me.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
And at the end of the night, I made it
really clear to him that I wanted more. And I
haven't heard from him since that night.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
And that's really nice of you, Like you're fine with
him even after he was showing like an animal.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Right.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
No, yeah, I'm not an unreasonable person, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I cannot be the first person who's told him this,
or if I am, then he's very welcome, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Yes? Yes, please?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Here we go. Hello, hip to Brandon.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Please, this is him, that's who calling.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yes was a brandan. How are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Brandon, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm mix for you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Oh hey and oh cool? Well, thank you for listening, Brandon,
appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Have you ever heard a first a follow up before?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (21:15):
Actually cool?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Guess what, Brandon, that's why we're calling today.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, somebody emailed us about you.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
That's the secretary.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
If you go on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting?
Speaker 13 (21:31):
H yeah, yeah, I know the situation.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay, who do you think it is?
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah, it's uh probably her reel, right, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Can you tell us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 11 (21:45):
I mean yeah, yeah, like I know she's she's probably
waiting to stand by, but just don't bring on.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Plain Okay, all right, cool? Yeah? Why are you ghostinger?
She wants to know?
Speaker 13 (21:56):
He look, yeah, so she's I mean, she's just war
no doubt. She's got a body for days. And I
couldn't get but look, I just couldn't get past her.
I feel like a dude. Was her lashes? What her eyelashes?
She had those like spider eyelashes that, like I swear, every.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Time she blinked, I felt the breaze like I didn't.
I didn't know whether to flirt or duck.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Okay, So she had the like the not short ones,
she had like the as long as they could go ones.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Right right, like she was trying to like fan a
flame or something. I don't know, but it's it wasn't
just the lash, it was like the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
She was just like fake nails, fake hair, fake lashes.
And then I think she called me out for chewing loudly,
like I can handle like bitchy or fake, you.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Know, but but yeah both is just hard.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Man.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
I keep seeing those lashes coming for me, like in
three d's just a little fake and a little rude.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And I was like, okay, well that's all right.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, hey, Brandon, thank you for telling us. And you
already know that Ariel's on the phone and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, hi, hey Ariel.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
My lashes?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Yeah, like just attitude a little bit. No, I'm sorry,
I am not a fake. I just take care of myself.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
I don't roll out of bed looking like a middle
school gym coach like some people do. But I put
a lot of effort in when I'm going out on
a date. It's a sign of respect to you. It
shows that I really want to look nice and impressed.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
But like you, you literally told me how to dress
for a date before we even showed up.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Well, somebody clearly needed to. You were wearing brown shoes
of black pants and your hingehoat is Brandon, it was publish.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Didn't you say that he was dressed nice on your date?
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Because I told him what to wear right.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Yeah, No, I wanted to address nice and you know,
if you were giving me advice.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
Sure, But then you said I belonged to.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
A zoo on the date.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
No, I said that you were chomping like you were
in a zoo.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
I didn't say you belonged in one. I was trying
to get you out of the zoo. Dude.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
Okay, at least my lashes aren't blowing people away every
time I blink.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh okay, So what you're telling me right now, what
this is clearly proving to me, is that you're just
upset and you're intimidated because you have never dated someone
like me before.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I'm confident, I'm honest.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
I told you the truth, and yeah, maybe I'm a lot,
but I'm also the most you're ever going to get.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Dude, Oh, what would you like to go on another
date with Ariel?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We'll pay for it. She sounds fun.
Speaker 13 (24:53):
I mean, I don't know, like she doesn't sound like
she wants to go on another.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Day with me.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Actually, I think that you're a good guy. I think
you're attractive, but not too like pretty.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
I like that you.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Seem kind of.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
Trainable, and I think with the be a great guy.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah, trainable.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
You obviously listened to what I had to say. If
you hadn't listen and just blown off what I said,
you wouldn't be the upset right now.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Uh Okay, I like, I don't.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I don't even know what that means. Like I'm I
don't need to be trained.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I would beg to differ because if I am truly
the first person who has told you that you found
like a camel eating gellery, that means that's been.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
On enough date.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And what that is telling me is that you're probably
not as desirable as you think you are.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Well, I guess I'm as desirable enough to have.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
These uh negative feedbacks.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
But you still want to go with me again?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
God?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yeah, because I can see your potential and I'm willing
to devote the time to developing your post.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
That's nice, that's great. I'm glad I have potential. Yeah,
I just think I'm gonna find somebody.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
That's just cool with the way that I am. And Okay, great,
have fun trying to find another musk Oxen to date.
I'm sure there's one out there.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
What a musk ok to chump?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Jew will first d fall?
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Can you fly this plane and land it.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Surely you can't be serious.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I am serious, and don't call me surely.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's almost time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria ramire is in a
game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets today.
So go to the jewelshow dot com if you think
you have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, he didn't finish yet.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh for wreck Victoria beyond recognition in a game of trivia.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
No, I need a win at life.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Girl. You be the wreckord. Then you come in like
a wrecking ball and call.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah what I am?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I am Miley Cyrus right out.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, if you want to take on Miley Cyrus and trivia.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Yeah, only some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
It was like, why am I you've been listening to
to begin with?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's the time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria ra Amiria's in a
game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets. And
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria to Leeda,
What up to Leaeda?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I'm going good?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Ready to whoop some Victoria today?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm ready, yeah, ready, all right? Why love that attitude?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I know, I know, I'm like in the ring, like yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving to Latea, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, okay, all right,
here we go to leda year. Thirty seconds starts.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Now. Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States?
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Oh, my gosh, where it makes it go?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
What do you call a man who practices witchcraft? What
country outside the US has produced the most MLB players?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Did you guess? I think she said past? Oh I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry. What does PSL stand for?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
PSL? No? I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
No, okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and well,
while she's getting settled and putting your headphones on and
getting ready to answer the questions, here's another question for you.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Taleda.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Would you rather trick or treat forever? Or live in
a world where all candy is broccoli flavored?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Ew?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
What kind of option is that?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, Victoria? Would you rather trick or treat forever or
live in a world where all candy is brocolila?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Why would you have all candy broccoli flavor? I would
rather the trigger treat forever? You should you go to
the kassas forever so you get the big candy bars? Yeah?
And also it's a little farther than you can like
walk off, I go with the broccoli. Hey, you wouldn't?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Would you would? That would be just you?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed
and you have to meet Toaleda outright to win and
to Leeda.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You can tell Victoria to go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States? A
Ram Lincoln?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Would you call a man who practices witchcraft?
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
A witch?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
What country outside the US has produced the most Major
League Baseball players?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Japan? What does PSL stand for? Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Pslps playstationed Life?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
What city was Hocus Pocus filmed in uh.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
City city, the city Saint Louis, which date that was
about weight?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The begins again, I don't know, I'm done. The funny
part is you definitely know the answer to that. Is
it Boston, Texas? We'll find out in just a second.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
But let's get the score and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby my time.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Uh, Victoria didn't get any curb wait, seriously, not even one.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, not even one. Those pretty good guesses.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, and Taleda got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Congratulation.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, you didn't beat Victoria like you said you would, Okay,
and you got five seconds of summer tickets. Congratulations, Thank
you so much, thank you. Let's get the answers now
with Nina real quick.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You guys didn't hear it, but Victoria was trying to
aid shame me by saying that Hocus Pocus wasn't her era.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Everybody, I just I.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Didn't age you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I said it wasn't my time, which it wasn't Twitches,
it was my time.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I didn't know how dare you not know what?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Any of you all know? What?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Twitches is?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Halloween Town, Yes, Halloween Town is even older than Hocus Pocus. Okay, anyway,
the Irish brought the Halloween tradition to the United States,
observing the potato famine in the mid eighteen hundred's that part.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I did not know. A man who practices witchcraft is
called a warlock.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, I shouldn't know that the Dominican Republic is the
country outside of US that's produced the most Major League
Baseball players.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
A PSL is a pumpkin spice, Lotte. I was surprised
you didn't know that me too. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I thought PlayStation also heard that like sound in my
head PlayStation. Yeah, and hocus Pocus was filmed in Salem, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh, Lena, thank you for playing and appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Agree be humble.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
We play you for Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Remember if you.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Want to play I have to do is dm us
at the Jubile Show or go to the Jebel Show
dot com.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Jamie is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Nick might be messing around so see if we can
help her out. Jamie, sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's going on? Why do
you think Nick might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Whoa, I think you might be because well, let me
give you some backstory. Like we're really into like halloween stuff, okay, and.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
It's wild, like our apartment literally looks like someone was
murdered in it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Really he really went like all for it with the decoration.
But the thing is, like.
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Lately things have been a little strange, Like I saw
a receipt for a haunted house attraction, but like we
didn't go together, and like we always go together, okay,
not something he does with his friends, like that's our thing.
And then I saw that there were like drops of
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blood on a couple of shirts and they smelled like
like a fog machine. So I don't know if he
just went to like one haunted house without me.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
It seems like he's doing this like on the regular.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
And I found like a couple of like long hairs
on them.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
I also noticed like some bruises on his body.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Girl, what he said he was just being clumsy at work.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Okay, guy's getting body check and blood dripped on him.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Yeah, Like when I asked him about it, like he just.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Said he was doing Halloween stuff, and I'm like, okay,
is that like code for BSM with other people?
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, that's kind of hard.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I mean it's while it's a vague response, it sounds
like it's also accurate because halloween ish theme things, okay, right.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
But the point is like it's us, Like that's the
thing that we do together.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
So like who else is he doing this Halloween things with?
And then I've been trying.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
To like do stuff with him, but he'll say like
he can't tonight or it have to be like after dark.
And then I like overheard him like talking to someone
else and giving like the same excuses, and it's like
why why is he talking to someone else the way
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he's talking to me?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, Okay, I don't like that. And I don't like
long hair. What color is your hair?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
My hair is like a dirty Wand okay.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
What hair was the color that you found?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Like dark brown? I don't know.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
I'm like a little afraid to like confront him because
I don't know if it's going to backfire somehow. But
it's figured it would be better we could you could
help me like figure it out.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, definitely, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
You already told us what grocery store he's a Rewards
card member as, so in a second will play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song come Back and get
your to catch cheeter next. Right in the middle of
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to Catch a Cheater, and if you're just joining us,
Jamie is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Nick of three years might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a Rewards card
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
flooral department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers
to his girlfriend Jamie or to somebody else. And Jamie,
before we make our phone call. Why did you catch
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us up on your situation?
Speaker 10 (36:33):
My boyfriend and I are willy into Halloween and I'm
just really suspicious he might be cheating because I found
a receipt for like a haunted house attraction, and I think.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
He might be going to haunted houses with other girls,
which would.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Not be very awesome. Because you found like a hair
on him and stuff.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yeah, it's like I live in a horror movie or something.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Okay, Well, the.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Long hair that's not your color on your man's clothes
is usually a flag lake.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Where else did it come from?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Are you ready for us to call him? Okay, here
we go. Hey, this is Corbyn calling from I was
looking for a Rewards card member named Nick.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Nick, Hi, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news.
Yours today's lucky winner, right, Maybe you don't know. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal customer.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered
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to anybody that you want yeah, yeah, so thank you
very much, like I said, And it's all free. And
here's how it works. If you know who you want
to send them to. I can just take the information
over the phone.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
I have something I want I want to send him to,
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Great, okay, But then I will just need to get
the first and last name of the person. And then
if you want to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
First name Annie, last name Annie. Okay, Annie, you should
have the card read thank you for making this Halloween awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I look forward every night, every night, every night on
halloweena one night just kidding. Yeah, I can do that
for you, and then I would get the address, except
I don't need it because this is actually a radio show.
It's the Jewbel Show. My name is Jewbel.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
And we do a segment on a show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Jamie is on the phone and heard
that whole thing.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
No, I swear it's not just sounds crazy that I'm
swear I'm not cheating. Wait, Jamie, I don't know why
you think I'm cheating.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Who is Annie? Who is she? And why are you
taking her to haunted houses?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
I mean, Jamie, I'm not taking anyone to haunted houses.
Speaker 13 (39:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
It was her hair on you. I don't don't even.
Speaker 15 (39:15):
Know what you're talking about, Like it could have been
anybody's hair, Like it just happened like a fog machine
every night.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And why did you say in your card that thank
you for making the Haunted House is awesome or whatever
every night?
Speaker 15 (39:28):
I so that this looks really bad, But she's someone
who runs the Haunted House that I've been planning on
going to, and we had a plan to scare the
absolute hell out of you, Jamie, I know, to get
the house for me.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
I know, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
I promise you this is not and I know it
sounds like it is what it is, but this is
not what it is. So I know how much you
love being scared, and I know how much you are
impossible to actually be scared. So working with her, I'm
coming up with a big plan when I take you
to the Haunted House, I was gonna sneak away, act
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like I got lost and then dress up real quick
and be the chain to the chainsaw guy, because I
know how much you hate the chainsaw and I thought
i'd be actually able to finally scare you.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But this doesn't make sense though, because why are you
coming home with blood on his shirt when you're planning
this out, Like, are you acting it out every single
night to prepare? You don't need to do that to
run around crazy with the chainsaw.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yeah, that's actually what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Okay, So you're doing full blown dress rehearsals to scare
your girlfriend at a haunted house with the boss of
the haunted house that you don't work at.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yes, okay, okay, this sounds like you're a.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Lying, Like that's really elaborate, Like I don't see how
that could possibly be true.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
No, it's just you always run at the aim when
we run into the chainsaw guys. I just thought I
just thought it would be perfect if I was the
chainsaw guy. So the plan was I would just disappear
through one of those little exit points, run to the
end of the haunted house, get into the costume, have
the chainsaw, and then as you're looking for me, which
I think you'll already be stood because I was going
to be with you. I'll be right there at the
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chain saw.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
God really, look the laptop. It was a whole elaborate.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Plan I had, and I know it sounds so bad
and I'm so sorry, but I promise you that's what
this was.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I mean, I believe he's got the plan, but everything
else doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry not to
be an instigator, but does.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
It to you?
Speaker 10 (41:27):
I mean, I don't understand why you would get her flower.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
So it's just because she's really helping me out so
much with scaring you, and it's kind of like making
my dream come through. I've never been able to scare you.
And it cost me five hundred dollars by the way,
I had to pay her.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay, well, now there's a lot of details where it
seems legit to me.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I mean, I still have questions, But you know what,
you'll get a chance to meet this any girl at
the place, so you'll know for sure.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
I guess that's true. Well, you're definitely going to have
to take me now.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Yeah, I don't want to come up with even more
of a laborate plan, but I brob with you.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
The plan's so busted five hundred dollars later.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
Yeah, I want to meet Annie, and if I find
out that you're lying, then I'm going to be the changeaw.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Guy, that's scary, all right, well, Jamie, for what is worth?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I think I think he's being legit. I hope he's
being legit.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Go trust me.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
I do not want you to be the change that far.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Time Vernina's was trending happy Halloween, Hey dressed up for work?
A we see you. Maybe HR does too, so be careful.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
But if you're one of those people that's out here
sleeping with a night light, you need to be careful.
And I'm going to tell you why in just a second.
But first, I have a very legit question. All the time,
when people talk about candy on Halloween, right, they're like,
what's the worst candy ever? What candy do you hate
the most? The answer is always the same, right, candy corn?
Candy corn exactly? So why is that one so popular?
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I don't know, but this is what throws me, And
this is the question. Every year, approximately thirty five million
pounds of candy corn are made. Nine billion pieces of
candy corn, the candy that everybody hates is made every
single year.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That's great. Why I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I guess for that one or two or three people
out there that like it, they have all the candy
corn they can eat. No kid, I don't know. That
feels like a waste to me. But back to those
of you that sleep with the night light. Now, studies
say that if you sleep with the night light, it
could give you a heart attack, oh, or actually increase
your chances of having one. And it's not just the
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night light, it's if you sleep with a television on
or have any other kind of light around you. For
some reason, part of this came from the fact that
people are still afraid of the dark. There's thirty percent
of adults are still afraid of the dark, and so
they ought to have night lights to help them sleep.
But the SETI says that it could literally induce a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
What, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
It just just says if you sleep with extra darkness,
you're healthier.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh that's fun. Was that just go back to like
the patterns of like your rhythmic patterns of sleep.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, click stay, light savings and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
So I don't know, kick that night light to the
side if you want, or you know, risk it. Whatever
that is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 7 (44:33):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Yeah, So I slept with my best friend's mom.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Whoa oh a lot more than you say. Yeah it does.
Why how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
So?
Speaker 16 (44:49):
I mean, you know, I mean we grew up the neighbors,
you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and
I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're
all out of the old neighborhood now, our parents I
still live next to each other, all that stuff. And
you know, we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever,
and you know I always come in town visit my
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parents and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story
shortest the holidays.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
We had a few cocktails.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
You know, it got late.
Speaker 16 (45:16):
My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in his bed
doing his thing. And the next thing I know, I'm
down in the basement with his mom. We're listening to music,
having some cocktails, and one thing led to another. But
me and I never told him about it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
He was in the house whoa, that's impressive.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Yeah, yep, I.
Speaker 16 (45:38):
Mean only happened one time, you know, I go look, yeah,
she goes, only one time. This only happened one time.
And basically we don't ever even really mentioned or anything.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
It's like it never happened until she grabs h next
Thanksgiving and is like, get over your turkey.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You should marry her. You should marry her, and then
you could be your best friend's stepdad. Oow. Somebody and
tells us that story.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, hey, thanks very thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
Thanks, ye bye. What's your dirty little secret,
Not to freak everybody out, but you should be totally
freaking out right now for this The Jewel Show, because
it's almost Halloween, and then it'll be almost Thanksgiving, and
then it'll be almost Christmas, and if you haven't done
your shopping yet, you're already behind. Not that, thankfully, A
new list is out of all the gadgets you can
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spend your money on for the holidays and the weird
things that you can buy this holiday season. And of
course it's ridiculous, because why would waste time telling you
about it if it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Wasn't that's fair.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But the weird new things that companies expect you to
waste your money on is hilarious and we'll go over
it next. Nothing says I love you like giving your
significant other toilet cam for the holidays?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's the Jewel Show and a list of the new
gadgets that are out that are the hot holiday gifts
of the season has been released and it is ridiculous,
and yes, that is one of them, and we'll go
over them right now so you can hear all of
the ridiculous things that companies want you to waste your
money on this holiday season. We'll start with a toilet cam,
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shall we. A new six hundred dollars toilet camera oh
is available for you to get your loved one this
holiday season. Like what, it watches you go to the
bathroom and analyzes the results. Honestly, it sounds weird, but
if anybody gave me this gift, I'd be so excited.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That does not surprise any So happy with this gift.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Nobody would ever think I was serious and actually did
it for me though, But if somebody did, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is amazing. I'm so excited. I'm gonna use it
right now. You want to come through you make himself
go all the time? Can analyze it again.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The Cohler is the company that has released a new
toilet camera. It watches you go and then uses an
algorithm to analyze the results and track your health.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Interesting it's called the Dakota.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll play on the word decode and it costs six
hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
WHOA, that's a lot of money, that is, but it
can probably tell you if like something was seriously messed up,
like the jew would be so cool not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To be super gross, but can't you take a picture
and uploading? Probably and I feel like that's worse than
having a camera there. That's worse. It goes out publicly
paketure on your phone. I know that it's okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The camera fits on the side of most toilet bowls
and uses optical sensors to scan your waist and then
puts the stats on your phone. You can sign in
with your fingerprint scanners so it knows who's using it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
At the time, so you could get it for the
whole family.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Really, oh my gosh, livestream from you OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just see it on top of the six hundred
dollars to get this toilet camera that they're saying by
your love them for the holidays. There's also an annual
subscription for you have seventy dollars a year. Oh and
a family plan costs one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
A year if you want to schoolly. Rich people can
afford to analyze there.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, we're going over a list of the new techie
items that are out for the holiday season that are ridiculous.
And that's a six hundred dollars toilet cam. Let's go
on to some other things, shall we.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Great camp.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There's also a useless toy box that one company is selling.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, that sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's a box that exists just to turn itself off
when you turn it on. That's all it is. It's
basically for ornamental purposes. You're buying a gadget whose only
function is to do nothing but undo what you do.
So you turn it on and it just turns itself off.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This wasn't super expensive. I would love to give this
to my dad. It but keep him busy for hours,
keep hurting it back again.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Just don't tell them what it is, you know, so
I think it's broken and it just keeps starting off.
That actually is a fun gift. It's giving yourself a gift.
It doesn't matter that it costs three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Trying to turn the box.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, he's trying to figure out what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We're going over a list of new gifts that are
out for the holiday season. It started with a toilet
cam that will scan your waist and let you know
all about your health. And the useless toy box, and
then there's also a pimple popper fidget. I feel like
I love you what you know you'd like this one
love popping pimples. I am one of those, a stress
relief toy that mimics popping pimples.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Most fidget toys.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Aim to sue their distract, but this one intentionally triggers
a gross out factor.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It says one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Really that's a little expensive, but I love it. There's
a board game where it's about popping pimples. And while also
I find myself on those downward spirals watching videos and
pimples being popped.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's really gross. So when you get a good blackhead,
you're like.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oy's oddly satisfying.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I used to wait tables and I had a couple
that came in on a date and they were popping
each other's pimples across the table.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, it's like getting in your food in your drink.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Gave them my pin, you know, to sign the bill,
and I was just like, you can keep it that pin,
Like that's keep it wrong. Vocationion weird items that you
can buy for the holiday season. The electric saltspoon for
the salt lover in your life uses a little electrical
charge to make food taste saltier without adding actual salt
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to it.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Whoa, it's a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Spoon that just makes your food taste saltier.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Wow. Cool?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Why why that.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Sounds the use?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Because if you have too much sodium intake, it's not
good for you. So if you like a lot of salt,
this won't give you whatever. So too much sodium gives
you I know what it does, something cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know. That's kind of cool. How much is that?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's just two hundred dollars for that, so not too bad,
you know, Nina to go buy all these gifts, I'll
just eat salt.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
With a list of the weird items that companies are
promoting for the holiday season, a Chinese company is celebrating
ugly products this year, and they have cabbage leaf sandals
for sale and misshapen pillows miss on purpose shapen pill
cabbage leaf sandals habit.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The pillows make sense. This cabbage is where I'm lost.
They the pillows make sense. Well, they're weird shapes, they're decorative.
I mean, I uaes.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The cabbage makes sense to me because it's like the cabbage.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I mean yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They make a lot of other random shoes, like why
not add this one.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
To the list.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're gonna wear cabbage. You can have cabbage feet. I
feel healthy walking around on them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, if cabbage feet aren't enough for you, they're also
selling something called a neko Jito fufu three hundred dollars
as well. It's a tiny robotic cat that mounts to
your mug or bowl and it blows hair to pool
your beverage.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, so huge drinking hot seat.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You can put a little cat on your cuff to
blow it and make it cooler. What's it called again,
the neko jita Hello, it's actually really cute. Also another
gift available for this holiday season a pet Rock two
point zero.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They've updated the pet rock. If you don't know what
the pet rock.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is back, I think in the late eighties early nineties
somebody thought of, Hey, I'm gonna put Google Eyes on
a rock and salad in sores, and people actually bought it,
and they made millions of dollars off of selling a
pet rock.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Are you serving back again for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Pet Rock two point zero is a modern twist on
the classic pet rock. This version comes with Google eyes
and a leash, and it seems an a leash. It's
a nostalgia novelty but doesn't offer much beyond it's a
pair and so there's no tech to it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's still just a pet rock. I were going back
to the whole day. It's just it just sits there.
You can't do anything with it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It has a leash.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They do say the best gift is the one that
you wouldn't buy for yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's true. I know I was making fun of all
of these, but I want every single one of them.
The Boofu. That foofoo is the only one I want,
the salts Man, I want, the toilet cam and the
pet rock.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's also a motorized ice cream cone. It's a battery
powered ice cream cone that spins your ice cream for
you so you don't have to spin it around.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wait, why are you spinning your ice cream around that?
Just so you get all sides of it?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If you're looking an ice cream cone, But just I'll
just spin it around for you so you can just
stick your tongue out and it'll just.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh lazy. If we got into society, extra lazy?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Are you fitting cool ice cream comb?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Just spin it around?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
We turned on ice creams? Are like, No, I couldn't
possibly have that. I don't lick all sides of it,
and I just don't feel like you right to work
at it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
If I had something that would spin it around for me,
I would do it. But ice is a lot right now.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Hello, I want to play a game? Who is this?
You have a big presentation? In twenty minutes? James? Who
is it?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I do?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Who is this?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Let's play a game.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
I don't want to play a game. Who is it?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Wanted to be a shame if your laptop, I say,
presentation was missing?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
James, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Talk?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Dick talk Listen. I have to go. Who is it?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Bye?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Is my laptop?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Fifteen minutes? James?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
What?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I want to play it?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 11 (08:59):
I don't want to play a game.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I want my laptop.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I bet you do want your laptop, James.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
This isn't funny. This is a big deal for me.
Where is my laptop? You're crazy? I'm not the one
running around the office looking for my laptop.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Now I'm my James, give me my laptop.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
It's trash day, James, isn't it TikTok?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
What?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:23):
But what you better not give me my laptop.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I have a big presentation.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
This means a lot to meat.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
There's a loading dock with a dumpster that will be
taking out in three minutes.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
James, Oh my god, you better not throw away my
right away.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
My laptop takes you four minutes to get to the dumpster, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
It, TikTok.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
All my information is all there, TikTok. Oh my god,
you better not throw my laptop in a dumpster.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Talk TikTok.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
You said it within the dumpsters on Arthur, James. When
we went to the dumpster, they took the trash out.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
It's a James, James, I didn't know that they.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Were within a dumpster. No I didn't, James, Yes you did.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I didn't say it was in the dumpster, James. I
just told you there was a dumpster that was going
to be taking out in three minutes, and it takes
you four minutes to get.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Downstairs with me.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Twelve minutes, James.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Where taptop? I let my presentation in twelve minutes?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Where's your co worker Alyssa? James?
Speaker 9 (10:27):
I don't know where he is.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Eleven minutes, James.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (10:33):
What did you do with the lists?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Were you, I find your co worker, Alyssa.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
James, where is the listop?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Ten minutes, James.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
TikTok with me, where is a list?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
She's hiding in the bathroom with your laptop because this
is actually.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on
you and your coworker. Alyssa say you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I said, you guys have a presentation together in a
few minutes, and she wanted me to hide your laptop
and play as mister.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Game with you.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Oh my god, No, it can't get worse than that.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Happy Halloween.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, if you're a traditionalist, don't forget to carve a turnip,
because that's what they really.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did back in the day. But it is still spooky season.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So let's talk about the creepy marathon that took place
inside of a mine. I thought of you, Jubil, because
you're really into doing all of these crazy fitness challenges. Yeah,
and these runners dropped down three six and seventy four
feet below sea level in an elevator to run through
this zinc mine and on their heads. They had to
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wear one of those little hats with the lights and stuff,
and then all like you don't have yeah, the hard hat,
you don't see anything. You're just running in the dark
loops mine.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Did you do that? Yeah? Absolutely, dope, seriously just asking me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
True, it's eighty six degrees down there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's hot warm, Yeah, that's gonna say good. Does that
affect you're breathing like you're a human? I would imagine
it's human too. Oh yeah, and dirty?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Are you not scared that's just all going to collapse inward?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No? No, no, should you be?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I mean yeah, like you're in a close space down there.
Am I just all in flowed?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I just don't think things through. I think, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Kind of fun too though, you know qua man, but
you know you and your allergies. I don't know about
that dust down there. That might be a bad look.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hey, you're not getting any air up here, so that
might help.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Actually, So we now know the exact release date of Diddy.
So he's been in jail for a while, and he
was sentenced to fifty months behind bars. But if you're
counting down the days for any reason. Also side note,
do you think anybody dressed up as him for Halloween.
Oh Jesus, sure, somebody such a bad idea. But May eight,
twenty eight is when he will be released from federal
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lock up. That's it. I don't know what I thought'd
be long said. Fifty months is what he was sentenced to,
So is a max like ten years.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Something like that. I don't think you got the max
though he didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
He's gonna serve eighty five percent of his fifty month term.
They think that, so he might actually get out for
good behavior.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What the heck for somebody who has a lot of
bad behavior outside.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, the back you're gonna do good behavior inside is
pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that's coming from Victoria. So that is a big
statement exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So wait what and lastly, are you guys familiar with
the triangle of death on your face? I've never heard
of this before, but apparently if you get a pimple
in the triangle of death on your face, which is
the bridge of your nose to the corner of your mouth,
so that triangle from here it's connected to your sinuses.
So there's this bartender that was hospitalized because they got
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a pimple in the triangle of death.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So just one pimple or pimples on each corner of it.
Just a pimple in that area can be dangerous.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I have one literally right there. I'd popped the other
day because it's bothering me. Be careful because somehow it's
all linked to your sinuses. So if Gott's knew, well,
this bartender's face was completely swollen on one side because
of a pimple in the triangle of death.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Well, I can't breathe and haven't been able to for
the past.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was bad with her entire face was swelling. She had
to go to the er.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
She had a whole like compress on her face to
try to get it to go down. Yeah, they say
that if you do get a pimple in that area,
it's probably not that big of a deal. But if
you have any symptoms that are out of the ordinary,
or if it gets extra inflamed, then you should go
to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I did not know that was a thing.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I didn't either, So be aware of the triangle of death.
Maybe don't don't pop those ones. Oh that's what's trending.
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Buriel is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if he's hell use why he's ghostinger, and maybe
get her a second day. But first, Ariel, how long
has it been since you heard from Brandon?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I haven't heard from him since we went on our date.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Okay, how long ago is that?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It was about a week and a half ago.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh okay, that's a good amount of time.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah, Like, you know, I didn't want to freak out,
Like if it was just a few days, I could
see maybe he's I don't know, maybe he can't, maybe
he doesn't have reception whatever, But like.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I give it a good week and I haven't heard anything. First,
I'm just, you know, like I'm kind of bummed out,
but then I'm kind of mad.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well understandably, getting ghosted sucks. How did everything go on
the date?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Okay, well it started so so good, like rooftop bar city, skyline,
soft lighting, gorgeous, you know, and the guy from him
who actually looks better in person, which like never happened. Yeah, okay,
I'm just I can't imagine a scenario where I get ghosted.
That doesn't happen to me. So, you know, I don't know.
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I feel like I gave off the vibes that I
was totally into him.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Okay, well that's not a bad thing if you were.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Well I was.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
I mean, he, like I said, he looked even better
than his picture. He showed up in this like a
tan jacket, a tucked and T shirt. It was like
he was auditioning for a j cru ad but didn't
even know it. You know, I'm like me like.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay, what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay. So it was at this roof top place. Like
I said, it was a tap a joint. So we had,
you know, really bougie food, which I tend to really
enjoy on a date. We had like like this grilled
octopus dish in these shashido peppers truffle fries. I personally
was already like, as much as I was enjoying the dinner,
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I was already trying to figure out what I was
going to be ordering at brunch the next morning. You
know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like that, so was going did he know that you
might have had that green light.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Well, we really never got around to it because, okay,
here's what happened. There was totally weird mid bite, he
starts chewing like loud, like it sounded like a full
mouth percussion section, like someone was stepping on bubble wrap
in stereo. Have you ever experienced that, Like, have you
(17:25):
ever heard somebody too like that? It is so bizarre
to me.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Your descriptions are, well, I feel like I'm there, but
that sounds very loud.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Well, then you've never been on a date with Brandon.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Because I felt like I just had.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
To be honest with him.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I leaned in and I was like, you know, you
are chomping like you're at.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
The zoo, right And you know, I laughed.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I was trying to show that I was being playful
and he laughed also, but it was, you know, it
sounded kind of forced.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
It was that kind of.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Like like, I don't know, it seemed like it didn't
land or something, which was bizarre because I know I'm
very funny.
Speaker 9 (18:04):
And then the rest of the night was like weirdly quiet. Wait,
so you told.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Him that he chomps like he's at the zoo.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Oh yeah, I mean it was that or I was
gonna happy to leave. It was that extreme.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
So he did stop chewing loudly, but like the entire
vibe also stopped, you know what I mean, Like at
what cost? At what cost did he start chewing better?
So at the end of the night, you know, we
went our separate ways, and.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
I texted him later and I said, like.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know, oh, I wish the night didn't have to end,
which to me is I'm clearly shooting my shot. I'm
like showing that I'm interested. I'm showing that, like, you know,
this night could have gone the longer as far as
I'm concerned, and nothing. I didn't even get a response
to that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, well, what do you think happened?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
People don't just disappear on me like that, like, especially
after I make it clear that I am open that
I am curious that I've bought them. And I really thought,
from all of the conversation we had prior to going
on our date, like I thought he could handle a
confident woman who tells it like it is, and I
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guess he couldn't. But I know that it is not
my fault he choose like a wilderbeast, and if I
am the first person who's points that out to him,
then I've done a public service, like cruly.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, well, I mean I could be why Yes, we'll
check it out for you, though. We'll play a song
come back, and then call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you
a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yep, we'll get your first A follow up next right
in the middle of your first A follow up. But
if you're just joining us. Ariel is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Brandon. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, Ariel, I want you to
break down your date for us again real quick.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
All right. I met up with this guy Brandon, who
I had met on him, who was even cuter in person.
We went to this super bougie, adorable rooftop date. I
thought it was great. I was showing him I was interested,
but then he started chewing so obnoxiously. I told him
that he was chewing like an animal, but in.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
A cute way and totally shut down on me.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
And at the end of the night, I made it
really clear to him that I wanted more. And I
haven't heard from him since that night.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
And that's really nice of you, Like you're fine with
him even after he was showing like an animal.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Right.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
No, yeah, I'm not an unreasonable person, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I cannot be the first person who's told him this,
or if I am, then he's very welcome, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Yes? Yes, please?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Here we go. Hello, hip to Brandon.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Please, this is him, that's who calling.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yes was a brandan. How are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Brandon, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm mix for you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Oh hey and oh cool? Well, thank you for listening, Brandon,
appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Have you ever heard a first a follow up before?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (21:15):
Actually cool?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Guess what, Brandon, that's why we're calling today.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, somebody emailed us about you.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
That's the secretary.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
If you go on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting?
Speaker 13 (21:31):
H yeah, yeah, I know the situation.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay, who do you think it is?
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah, it's uh probably her reel, right, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Can you tell us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 11 (21:45):
I mean yeah, yeah, like I know she's she's probably
waiting to stand by, but just don't bring on.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Plain Okay, all right, cool? Yeah? Why are you ghostinger?
She wants to know?
Speaker 13 (21:56):
He look, yeah, so she's I mean, she's just war
no doubt. She's got a body for days. And I
couldn't get but look, I just couldn't get past her.
I feel like a dude. Was her lashes? What her eyelashes?
She had those like spider eyelashes that, like I swear, every.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Time she blinked, I felt the breaze like I didn't.
I didn't know whether to flirt or duck.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Okay, So she had the like the not short ones,
she had like the as long as they could go ones.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Right right, like she was trying to like fan a
flame or something. I don't know, but it's it wasn't
just the lash, it was like the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
She was just like fake nails, fake hair, fake lashes.
And then I think she called me out for chewing loudly,
like I can handle like bitchy or fake, you.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Know, but but yeah both is just hard.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Man.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
I keep seeing those lashes coming for me, like in
three d's just a little fake and a little rude.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And I was like, okay, well that's all right.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, hey, Brandon, thank you for telling us. And you
already know that Ariel's on the phone and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, hi, hey Ariel.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
My lashes?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Yeah, like just attitude a little bit. No, I'm sorry,
I am not a fake. I just take care of myself.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
I don't roll out of bed looking like a middle
school gym coach like some people do. But I put
a lot of effort in when I'm going out on
a date. It's a sign of respect to you. It
shows that I really want to look nice and impressed.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
But like you, you literally told me how to dress
for a date before we even showed up.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Well, somebody clearly needed to. You were wearing brown shoes
of black pants and your hingehoat is Brandon, it was publish.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Didn't you say that he was dressed nice on your date?
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Because I told him what to wear right.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Yeah, No, I wanted to address nice and you know,
if you were giving me advice.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
Sure, But then you said I belonged to.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
A zoo on the date.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
No, I said that you were chomping like you were
in a zoo.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
I didn't say you belonged in one. I was trying
to get you out of the zoo. Dude.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
Okay, at least my lashes aren't blowing people away every
time I blink.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh okay, So what you're telling me right now, what
this is clearly proving to me, is that you're just
upset and you're intimidated because you have never dated someone
like me before.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I'm confident, I'm honest.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
I told you the truth, and yeah, maybe I'm a lot,
but I'm also the most you're ever going to get.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Dude, Oh, what would you like to go on another
date with Ariel?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We'll pay for it. She sounds fun.
Speaker 13 (24:53):
I mean, I don't know, like she doesn't sound like
she wants to go on another.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Day with me.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Actually, I think that you're a good guy. I think
you're attractive, but not too like pretty.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
I like that you.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Seem kind of.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
Trainable, and I think with the be a great guy.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah, trainable.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
You obviously listened to what I had to say. If
you hadn't listen and just blown off what I said,
you wouldn't be the upset right now.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Uh Okay, I like, I don't.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I don't even know what that means. Like I'm I
don't need to be trained.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I would beg to differ because if I am truly
the first person who has told you that you found
like a camel eating gellery, that means that's been.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
On enough date.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And what that is telling me is that you're probably
not as desirable as you think you are.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Well, I guess I'm as desirable enough to have.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
These uh negative feedbacks.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
But you still want to go with me again?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
God?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yeah, because I can see your potential and I'm willing
to devote the time to developing your post.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
That's nice, that's great. I'm glad I have potential. Yeah,
I just think I'm gonna find somebody.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
That's just cool with the way that I am. And Okay, great,
have fun trying to find another musk Oxen to date.
I'm sure there's one out there.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
What a musk ok to chump?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Jew will first d fall?
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Can you fly this plane and land it.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Surely you can't be serious.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I am serious, and don't call me surely.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's almost time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria ramire is in a
game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets today.
So go to the jewelshow dot com if you think
you have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, he didn't finish yet.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh for wreck Victoria beyond recognition in a game of trivia.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
No, I need a win at life.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Girl. You be the wreckord. Then you come in like
a wrecking ball and call.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah what I am?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I am Miley Cyrus right out.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, if you want to take on Miley Cyrus and trivia.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Yeah, only some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
It was like, why am I you've been listening to
to begin with?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's the time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria ra Amiria's in a
game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets. And
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria to Leeda,
What up to Leaeda?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I'm going good?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Ready to whoop some Victoria today?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm ready, yeah, ready, all right? Why love that attitude?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I know, I know, I'm like in the ring, like yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving to Latea, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, okay, all right,
here we go to leda year. Thirty seconds starts.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Now. Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States?
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Oh, my gosh, where it makes it go?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
What do you call a man who practices witchcraft? What
country outside the US has produced the most MLB players?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Did you guess? I think she said past? Oh I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry. What does PSL stand for?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
PSL? No? I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
No, okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and well,
while she's getting settled and putting your headphones on and
getting ready to answer the questions, here's another question for you.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Taleda.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Would you rather trick or treat forever? Or live in
a world where all candy is broccoli flavored?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Ew?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
What kind of option is that?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, Victoria? Would you rather trick or treat forever or
live in a world where all candy is brocolila?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Why would you have all candy broccoli flavor? I would
rather the trigger treat forever? You should you go to
the kassas forever so you get the big candy bars? Yeah?
And also it's a little farther than you can like
walk off, I go with the broccoli. Hey, you wouldn't?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Would you would? That would be just you?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed
and you have to meet Toaleda outright to win and
to Leeda.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You can tell Victoria to go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States? A
Ram Lincoln?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Would you call a man who practices witchcraft?
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
A witch?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
What country outside the US has produced the most Major
League Baseball players?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Japan? What does PSL stand for? Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Pslps playstationed Life?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
What city was Hocus Pocus filmed in uh.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
City city, the city Saint Louis, which date that was
about weight?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The begins again, I don't know, I'm done. The funny
part is you definitely know the answer to that. Is
it Boston, Texas? We'll find out in just a second.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
But let's get the score and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby my time.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Uh, Victoria didn't get any curb wait, seriously, not even one.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, not even one. Those pretty good guesses.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, and Taleda got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Congratulation.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, you didn't beat Victoria like you said you would, Okay,
and you got five seconds of summer tickets. Congratulations, Thank
you so much, thank you. Let's get the answers now
with Nina real quick.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You guys didn't hear it, but Victoria was trying to
aid shame me by saying that Hocus Pocus wasn't her era.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Everybody, I just I.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Didn't age you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I said it wasn't my time, which it wasn't Twitches,
it was my time.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I didn't know how dare you not know what?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Any of you all know? What?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Twitches is?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Halloween Town, Yes, Halloween Town is even older than Hocus Pocus. Okay, anyway,
the Irish brought the Halloween tradition to the United States,
observing the potato famine in the mid eighteen hundred's that part.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I did not know. A man who practices witchcraft is
called a warlock.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, I shouldn't know that the Dominican Republic is the
country outside of US that's produced the most Major League
Baseball players.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
A PSL is a pumpkin spice, Lotte. I was surprised
you didn't know that me too. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I thought PlayStation also heard that like sound in my
head PlayStation. Yeah, and hocus Pocus was filmed in Salem, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh, Lena, thank you for playing and appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Agree be humble.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
We play you for Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Remember if you.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Want to play I have to do is dm us
at the Jubile Show or go to the Jebel Show
dot com.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Jamie is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Nick might be messing around so see if we can
help her out. Jamie, sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's going on? Why do
you think Nick might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Whoa, I think you might be because well, let me
give you some backstory. Like we're really into like halloween stuff, okay, and.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
It's wild, like our apartment literally looks like someone was
murdered in it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Really he really went like all for it with the decoration.
But the thing is, like.
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Lately things have been a little strange, Like I saw
a receipt for a haunted house attraction, but like we
didn't go together, and like we always go together, okay,
not something he does with his friends, like that's our thing.
And then I saw that there were like drops of
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blood on a couple of shirts and they smelled like
like a fog machine. So I don't know if he
just went to like one haunted house without me.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
It seems like he's doing this like on the regular.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
And I found like a couple of like long hairs
on them.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
I also noticed like some bruises on his body.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Girl, what he said he was just being clumsy at work.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Okay, guy's getting body check and blood dripped on him.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Yeah, Like when I asked him about it, like he just.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Said he was doing Halloween stuff, and I'm like, okay,
is that like code for BSM with other people?
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, that's kind of hard.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I mean it's while it's a vague response, it sounds
like it's also accurate because halloween ish theme things, okay, right.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
But the point is like it's us, Like that's the
thing that we do together.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
So like who else is he doing this Halloween things with?
And then I've been trying.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
To like do stuff with him, but he'll say like
he can't tonight or it have to be like after dark.
And then I like overheard him like talking to someone
else and giving like the same excuses, and it's like
why why is he talking to someone else the way
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he's talking to me?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, Okay, I don't like that. And I don't like
long hair. What color is your hair?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
My hair is like a dirty Wand okay.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
What hair was the color that you found?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Like dark brown? I don't know.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
I'm like a little afraid to like confront him because
I don't know if it's going to backfire somehow. But
it's figured it would be better we could you could
help me like figure it out.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, definitely, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
You already told us what grocery store he's a Rewards
card member as, so in a second will play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song come Back and get
your to catch cheeter next. Right in the middle of
(36:08):
to Catch a Cheater, and if you're just joining us,
Jamie is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Nick of three years might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a Rewards card
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
flooral department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers
to his girlfriend Jamie or to somebody else. And Jamie,
before we make our phone call. Why did you catch
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us up on your situation?
Speaker 10 (36:33):
My boyfriend and I are willy into Halloween and I'm
just really suspicious he might be cheating because I found
a receipt for like a haunted house attraction, and I think.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
He might be going to haunted houses with other girls,
which would.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Not be very awesome. Because you found like a hair
on him and stuff.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yeah, it's like I live in a horror movie or something.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Okay, Well, the.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Long hair that's not your color on your man's clothes
is usually a flag lake.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Where else did it come from?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Are you ready for us to call him? Okay, here
we go. Hey, this is Corbyn calling from I was
looking for a Rewards card member named Nick.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Nick, Hi, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news.
Yours today's lucky winner, right, Maybe you don't know. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal customer.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered
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to anybody that you want yeah, yeah, so thank you
very much, like I said, And it's all free. And
here's how it works. If you know who you want
to send them to. I can just take the information
over the phone.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
I have something I want I want to send him to,
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Great, okay, But then I will just need to get
the first and last name of the person. And then
if you want to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
First name Annie, last name Annie. Okay, Annie, you should
have the card read thank you for making this Halloween awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I look forward every night, every night, every night on
halloweena one night just kidding. Yeah, I can do that
for you, and then I would get the address, except
I don't need it because this is actually a radio show.
It's the Jewbel Show. My name is Jewbel.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
And we do a segment on a show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Jamie is on the phone and heard
that whole thing.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
No, I swear it's not just sounds crazy that I'm
swear I'm not cheating. Wait, Jamie, I don't know why
you think I'm cheating.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Who is Annie? Who is she? And why are you
taking her to haunted houses?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
I mean, Jamie, I'm not taking anyone to haunted houses.
Speaker 13 (39:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
It was her hair on you. I don't don't even.
Speaker 15 (39:15):
Know what you're talking about, Like it could have been
anybody's hair, Like it just happened like a fog machine
every night.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And why did you say in your card that thank
you for making the Haunted House is awesome or whatever
every night?
Speaker 15 (39:28):
I so that this looks really bad, But she's someone
who runs the Haunted House that I've been planning on
going to, and we had a plan to scare the
absolute hell out of you, Jamie, I know, to get
the house for me.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
I know, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
I promise you this is not and I know it
sounds like it is what it is, but this is
not what it is. So I know how much you
love being scared, and I know how much you are
impossible to actually be scared. So working with her, I'm
coming up with a big plan when I take you
to the Haunted House, I was gonna sneak away, act
(40:06):
like I got lost and then dress up real quick
and be the chain to the chainsaw guy, because I
know how much you hate the chainsaw and I thought
i'd be actually able to finally scare you.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But this doesn't make sense though, because why are you
coming home with blood on his shirt when you're planning
this out, Like, are you acting it out every single
night to prepare? You don't need to do that to
run around crazy with the chainsaw.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yeah, that's actually what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Okay, So you're doing full blown dress rehearsals to scare
your girlfriend at a haunted house with the boss of
the haunted house that you don't work at.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yes, okay, okay, this sounds like you're a.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Lying, Like that's really elaborate, Like I don't see how
that could possibly be true.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
No, it's just you always run at the aim when
we run into the chainsaw guys. I just thought I
just thought it would be perfect if I was the
chainsaw guy. So the plan was I would just disappear
through one of those little exit points, run to the
end of the haunted house, get into the costume, have
the chainsaw, and then as you're looking for me, which
I think you'll already be stood because I was going
to be with you. I'll be right there at the
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chain saw.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
God really, look the laptop. It was a whole elaborate.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Plan I had, and I know it sounds so bad
and I'm so sorry, but I promise you that's what
this was.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I mean, I believe he's got the plan, but everything
else doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry not to
be an instigator, but does.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
It to you?
Speaker 10 (41:27):
I mean, I don't understand why you would get her flower.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
So it's just because she's really helping me out so
much with scaring you, and it's kind of like making
my dream come through. I've never been able to scare you.
And it cost me five hundred dollars by the way,
I had to pay her.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay, well, now there's a lot of details where it
seems legit to me.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I mean, I still have questions, But you know what,
you'll get a chance to meet this any girl at
the place, so you'll know for sure.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
I guess that's true. Well, you're definitely going to have
to take me now.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Yeah, I don't want to come up with even more
of a laborate plan, but I brob with you.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
The plan's so busted five hundred dollars later.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
Yeah, I want to meet Annie, and if I find
out that you're lying, then I'm going to be the changeaw.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Guy, that's scary, all right, well, Jamie, for what is worth?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I think I think he's being legit. I hope he's
being legit.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Go trust me.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
I do not want you to be the change that far.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Time Vernina's was trending happy Halloween, Hey dressed up for work?
A we see you. Maybe HR does too, so be careful.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
But if you're one of those people that's out here
sleeping with a night light, you need to be careful.
And I'm going to tell you why in just a second.
But first, I have a very legit question. All the time,
when people talk about candy on Halloween, right, they're like,
what's the worst candy ever? What candy do you hate
the most? The answer is always the same, right, candy corn?
Candy corn exactly? So why is that one so popular?
(43:07):
I don't know, but this is what throws me, And
this is the question. Every year, approximately thirty five million
pounds of candy corn are made. Nine billion pieces of
candy corn, the candy that everybody hates is made every
single year.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That's great. Why I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I guess for that one or two or three people
out there that like it, they have all the candy
corn they can eat. No kid, I don't know. That
feels like a waste to me. But back to those
of you that sleep with the night light. Now, studies
say that if you sleep with the night light, it
could give you a heart attack, oh, or actually increase
your chances of having one. And it's not just the
(43:45):
night light, it's if you sleep with a television on
or have any other kind of light around you. For
some reason, part of this came from the fact that
people are still afraid of the dark. There's thirty percent
of adults are still afraid of the dark, and so
they ought to have night lights to help them sleep.
But the SETI says that it could literally induce a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
What, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
It just just says if you sleep with extra darkness,
you're healthier.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh that's fun. Was that just go back to like
the patterns of like your rhythmic patterns of sleep.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, click stay, light savings and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
So I don't know, kick that night light to the
side if you want, or you know, risk it. Whatever
that is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 7 (44:33):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Yeah, So I slept with my best friend's mom.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Whoa oh a lot more than you say. Yeah it does.
Why how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
So?
Speaker 16 (44:49):
I mean, you know, I mean we grew up the neighbors,
you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and
I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're
all out of the old neighborhood now, our parents I
still live next to each other, all that stuff. And
you know, we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever,
and you know I always come in town visit my
(45:09):
parents and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story
shortest the holidays.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
We had a few cocktails.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
You know, it got late.
Speaker 16 (45:16):
My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in his bed
doing his thing. And the next thing I know, I'm
down in the basement with his mom. We're listening to music,
having some cocktails, and one thing led to another. But
me and I never told him about it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
He was in the house whoa, that's impressive.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Yeah, yep, I.
Speaker 16 (45:38):
Mean only happened one time, you know, I go look, yeah,
she goes, only one time. This only happened one time.
And basically we don't ever even really mentioned or anything.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
It's like it never happened until she grabs h next
Thanksgiving and is like, get over your turkey.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You should marry her. You should marry her, and then
you could be your best friend's stepdad. Oow. Somebody and
tells us that story.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, hey, thanks very thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
Thanks, ye bye. What's your dirty little secret,
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