August 26, 2025 • 10 mins
Liam suspects his girlfriend Jessica is hiding something—and the clues point to more than just late-night texts. When The Jubal Show puts her to the test with a fake flower delivery, what she reveals about a “Chris Evans situation” leaves everyone stunned. Listen to this shocking To Catch a Cheater episode for drama, unexpected twists, and the truth that could end a three-year relationship.
Think your partner might be up to something shady? The Jubal Show has you covered. In this explosive segment, The Jubal Show helps suspicious lovers uncover the truth by setting up the ultimate loyalty test. We call their significant other, posing as a grocery store’s floral department offering a free bouquet. You know.. a War of the Roses. The catch? Who they choose to send the flowers to—and what they write on the card—could reveal everything. Will it be a romantic gesture for their partner or a shocking betrayal? Get ready for twists, surprises, and jaw-dropping confrontations as we help our listeners get the answers they deserve. Subscribe to The Jubal Show's To Catch A Cheater / War of the Roses.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time say cash a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Liam is on the phone today first to catch cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Jessica of three years,
might have started messing around. So we'll see if we
can help him out. Liam, Sorry you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Jessica might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I mean, well, so it's like, I mean, when you're
dating someone for like three years, you kind of just
pick up certain behaviors, you know what I mean, Like
you're kind of you kind of are just like aware
of certain things. So for example, like Jessica, she's been
like super giddy with her phone recently.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And it's not stuff that has to do with it'll
be her being giddy with her phone while I'm home,
you know what I mean, Like I'm not texting her
and like we'll be together, and she's just super giddy
on the phone. She's also she's super distant right now,
like she doesn't really want to like do anything, sig
do you know what I mean? She's kind of not
super active in the bedroom, you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Mean, like should we looking should be looking at her phone?
And she's all smiley and giggly and stuff, but it's
not you texting.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Her, Yeah, exactly, like because because I wouldn't have even
sent her a text message. And I'll look over and
I'll see her just kind of like in a kind
of mood with her phone's jitty, you know what I mean. Yeah,
she's kind of giggery and like, yeah, kind of just
sort of flirtatious energy is what I'm picking up. But
I'm not the one texting.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It is like
it does make you feel a certain way, like who's
she talking to?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, that's the thing, Like I'm just kind of
picking up this stuff off of her. Like for example,
the other day, she she mentioned something about we were
watching like some Marvel movies because we're kind of we're
catching up on the marrow, right, And she mentioned something
about Chris Evans, like in this joking way. She was
talking about Chris Evans in this way.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That it kind of felt.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like a joke, like inside joke, you know what I mean.
You would just feel like you're outside of the joke
because it felt like she was making some kind of
joke that she has with someone about Chris Evans. I
can't stop overthinking it, Like I'm I'm probably overthinking that aspect,
but it just felt weird. It felt like she was
making a joke with somebody that I was not a
part of.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You know, okay, and he's.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
General she's gonna going I know their friends a lot more,
and I'm just not sure. I kind of think that
she's going out with a God.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Do you know any of your her friends, Like, could
you confirm she was going out with her friends or not?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know a couple of her friends, but most of
her friends live out of the city and out of
the state, Like they've moved out a couple of her
friends like from work to live out here. But like
I just I've never really seen her with a relationship
with them in the way that I'm seeing it lately.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You know what I mean, How you said anything to
her about acting different? Are you kind of just sitting
on your hands right now trying to like see if
she slips up?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I mean, like I've kind of brought it up.
They're lightly I don't want to be just accusing her
of stuff like upfront, just just having those conversations with
her in case this is me just having overthinking and
like trust issues. So I don't want to necessarily bring
this straight to the doorstep and just drop it off.
Like I'm trying to like get there in some kind
of ways, Like I'll kind of joke about it. I'll
(02:50):
be like, well, yeah, but like you're not like she
eating you know, like kind of jokingly, but I haven't
like upfront had a conversation with her.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Okay, is there anything else going on that you think
she could be cheap?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean, well, the other day, like we were kind
of supposed to go on some date night stuff and
so that kind of got canceled. So I was kind
of like expecting us to maybe do something physical then
at that point, like Okay, well we don't have to
go out, but let's just stay in like wink wink
kind of stuff. And so I was kind of like
pressure in that, but she wasn't even really taking notice
to that, Like she almost was trying to pretend that
(03:22):
I wasn't trying to be like firtatious, you know what
I mean, Like that was the energy she was giving
me were like it felt like she was trying the opposite.
She was trying to set the opposite energy, and I
was trying to kind of maybe light the candles, like
get the rose pedals out, you know what I mean. Yeah,
but she was kind of going the other direction, and
so all this stuff is just adding up, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, like she's having fun with somebody else, she's joking
around on the phone, and then she's putting up boundaries
where she's not trying to touch you. That is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's like it's the whole cocktail. It's like every ingredient,
you know. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, well, you already told us a grocery store she's
a rewards card member at, so we'll play a song
come back, and then call her and pretend to me
from the grocery store and say that she's this month's
left key winner of free flowers from our Florida department,
and we'll see if she sends us to you it
to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, All right.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We'll get your to ketch a theater next right in
the middle of your to catch a cheater if you're
just joining us. Liam is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Jessica might
be messing around. So we're about to call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a
Rewards card member and say that she's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers from our Florida department, and we'll
(04:27):
see if she sends those to her boyfriend Liam or
to somebody else. But before we call her, Liam, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah? I mean, basically, it's what you're saying, right, Like,
I just kind of want to find out because I
haven't had a conversation with my girlfriend, like up to
her face or anything like that. But I'm just seeing
all the signs, Like she's talking weird on the phone,
she's not really intimate with me, She's just kind of
in a weird place. She's like making weird Captain America jokes.
It's just all this stuff is just kind of adding up,
Like I'm just seeing all this time without the actual confirmation.
(04:57):
So that's real all coming.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I guess so, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Jessica.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Is this Jessica.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hi Jessica, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations here
this month's winner. Oh oh well, every single month we
choose one Wards card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's sort of a his
her package. So you've won thirty six long stim red roses.
And then also we've got a couple of movie passes
(05:42):
that you can send to somebody special in your life
if you want to take them to the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Oh cool, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No problem. I can have the flowers just delivered to
your address if that works.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Some Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Thank you great. And then did you want to send
the movie passes to somebody special?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Damn, I think there's someone I'd like to send them to. You.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All that we need would be the first and last
name of the person, anything you want to put on
a card, and then we get the address and'll.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We get to go.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So the first name is Kevin kay ev I am okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anything you want to put on the card to Kevin?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Actually, will you put to Captain America? And then will
you put thanks for making my dreams come true? Cav thanks,
dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Cow, that's yes, I can't.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
What the no?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like, are you spiritous? Jessica?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
What the who the hell is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hey, Jessica, that's your boyfriend Liam. This is not the
grocery store. It's actually a radio show called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, I have Nina.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hi am Victoria and my name is Jubel And we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant others messing around, you see who
they send certain things to. And that was your boyfriend Liam.
Who's on the phone. I think you wants to know
who Kevin is?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Leam? What is going on?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I think we are too.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We're on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Like, ess what what is going on with you?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What are you trying to make my dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What what does this even mean? Like what the rock
is going out with me?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But THEO with you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You think I'm cheating?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah? Like and clearly right? Like what's the I mean?
Like who do Kevin? Like do you explain any of
this to me?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Like really so, like you're not even touching me in bed?
Like you're not down again? Intimate with me. You're literally
weird on the phone all the time, Like you're so
weird on the phone, Like I just liked you're like
just going out with your friends all the time. Like
how am I not supposed to think you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm not cheating, Like what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's just some guy from the gym that's not better?
Like what are you talking about? Some guys from this game?
Like that's that's a lateral move, Like you're not Like
I'm not cheating.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I already said I'm not cheating on you. This this
guy from the gym, he looks exactly like Chris Evans,
Like I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Don't understand, Like, so he's this guy from the gym.
He looks like Captain America. So what am I then?
Like for real?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, because like Chris Evans is on my list, on
my treeby list, you know, so it's not cheating if
it's who it's in.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
The list, Like are you hearing how it's not getting
better for you? Like the more you explain this, it's
not cheating.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You said, anyone on the five people that we agree
on is not cheating, and Kevin is like basically exactly
Chris Evans, So it's not cheating, but he's not.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You can hook up with Chris Evans, not Kevin. That's
not how this season works. Like I don't get to
just go find a girl that looks like Sophia Viagara
and like like like just because he's got the same vibe.
How it works?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So you are messing around with him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean to be clear, I'm not cheating. I'm just
kind of like messing around with Chris Evans who is
on my list.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But that's what does so Joe, Like his name is Kevin.
What are you talking about? Who's hooking up with Chris Evans?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
But he looks like exactly like Chris Evans.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That is not how there's works. First of all, the
celebrity hookup list is like a joke, you know what
I mean, Like it's kind of like a joke assuming
that you will never meet Chris Evans. You don't just
get to find blonde dudes with by steps and they
make that count. Like, that's not how it works. And
even if you did hook up with Chris Evans, I
was still looking at his cheating because the celebrity hookup
list is like a joke, you know what I mean,
like it's not a real like thing.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So you liked me when you said that it was
fine one on the list, dear liar.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I like you, like, how are you twisting this that way?
That doesn't even know, Like it's a joke list and
if it's someone I can't even explain this, Like if
you're hooking up with this dude, that's all, Like you're
really hooking up.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, I thought that's the plan when they made the list.
I mean, I haven't thought to him yet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I've been trying, like you've been trying, Like you literally
just said it, like you you've been trying. So you're
trying to hook up and kee on me with Kevin from.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The gym No, only because he looks like Captain America.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Cool, So he kind of looks like Captain America. So
therefore I'm gonna go ahead and start hooking up with
the Scarlet Witch. This is over.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I can't even believe it. I mean, thanks guys for
exposing this. I mean, like this is so over.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Wait are you breaking up with me?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah? Yeah, so, like you just submitted everything I needed
to hear, so, I mean, I can't even believe you're
confused right now, like the fact that you're confused. No,
this is over.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
So I'm gonna give you a week to get your
stuff out of my spot. Maybe you can bring Captain
America with his big ole triceps to come help you out,
because if this is this is over, you gotta get
out whatever the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
It's time say cash a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Liam is on the phone today first to catch cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Jessica of three years,
might have started messing around. So we'll see if we
can help him out. Liam, Sorry you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Jessica might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I mean, well, so it's like, I mean, when you're
dating someone for like three years, you kind of just
pick up certain behaviors, you know what I mean, Like
you're kind of you kind of are just like aware
of certain things. So for example, like Jessica, she's been
like super giddy with her phone recently.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And it's not stuff that has to do with it'll
be her being giddy with her phone while I'm home,
you know what I mean, Like I'm not texting her
and like we'll be together, and she's just super giddy
on the phone. She's also she's super distant right now,
like she doesn't really want to like do anything, sig
do you know what I mean? She's kind of not
super active in the bedroom, you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Mean, like should we looking should be looking at her phone?
And she's all smiley and giggly and stuff, but it's
not you texting.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Her, Yeah, exactly, like because because I wouldn't have even
sent her a text message. And I'll look over and
I'll see her just kind of like in a kind
of mood with her phone's jitty, you know what I mean. Yeah,
she's kind of giggery and like, yeah, kind of just
sort of flirtatious energy is what I'm picking up. But
I'm not the one texting.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It is like
it does make you feel a certain way, like who's
she talking to?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, that's the thing, Like I'm just kind of
picking up this stuff off of her. Like for example,
the other day, she she mentioned something about we were
watching like some Marvel movies because we're kind of we're
catching up on the marrow, right, And she mentioned something
about Chris Evans, like in this joking way. She was
talking about Chris Evans in this way.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That it kind of felt.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like a joke, like inside joke, you know what I mean.
You would just feel like you're outside of the joke
because it felt like she was making some kind of
joke that she has with someone about Chris Evans. I
can't stop overthinking it, Like I'm I'm probably overthinking that aspect,
but it just felt weird. It felt like she was
making a joke with somebody that I was not a
part of.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You know, okay, and he's.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
General she's gonna going I know their friends a lot more,
and I'm just not sure. I kind of think that
she's going out with a God.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Do you know any of your her friends, Like, could
you confirm she was going out with her friends or not?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know a couple of her friends, but most of
her friends live out of the city and out of
the state, Like they've moved out a couple of her
friends like from work to live out here. But like
I just I've never really seen her with a relationship
with them in the way that I'm seeing it lately.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You know what I mean, How you said anything to
her about acting different? Are you kind of just sitting
on your hands right now trying to like see if
she slips up?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I mean, like I've kind of brought it up.
They're lightly I don't want to be just accusing her
of stuff like upfront, just just having those conversations with
her in case this is me just having overthinking and
like trust issues. So I don't want to necessarily bring
this straight to the doorstep and just drop it off.
Like I'm trying to like get there in some kind
of ways, Like I'll kind of joke about it. I'll
(02:50):
be like, well, yeah, but like you're not like she
eating you know, like kind of jokingly, but I haven't
like upfront had a conversation with her.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Okay, is there anything else going on that you think
she could be cheap?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean, well, the other day, like we were kind
of supposed to go on some date night stuff and
so that kind of got canceled. So I was kind
of like expecting us to maybe do something physical then
at that point, like Okay, well we don't have to
go out, but let's just stay in like wink wink
kind of stuff. And so I was kind of like
pressure in that, but she wasn't even really taking notice
to that, Like she almost was trying to pretend that
(03:22):
I wasn't trying to be like firtatious, you know what
I mean, Like that was the energy she was giving
me were like it felt like she was trying the opposite.
She was trying to set the opposite energy, and I
was trying to kind of maybe light the candles, like
get the rose pedals out, you know what I mean. Yeah,
but she was kind of going the other direction, and
so all this stuff is just adding up, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, like she's having fun with somebody else, she's joking
around on the phone, and then she's putting up boundaries
where she's not trying to touch you. That is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's like it's the whole cocktail. It's like every ingredient,
you know. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, well, you already told us a grocery store she's
a rewards card member at, so we'll play a song
come back, and then call her and pretend to me
from the grocery store and say that she's this month's
left key winner of free flowers from our Florida department,
and we'll see if she sends us to you it
to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, All right.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We'll get your to ketch a theater next right in
the middle of your to catch a cheater if you're
just joining us. Liam is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Jessica might
be messing around. So we're about to call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a
Rewards card member and say that she's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers from our Florida department, and we'll
(04:27):
see if she sends those to her boyfriend Liam or
to somebody else. But before we call her, Liam, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah? I mean, basically, it's what you're saying, right, Like,
I just kind of want to find out because I
haven't had a conversation with my girlfriend, like up to
her face or anything like that. But I'm just seeing
all the signs, Like she's talking weird on the phone,
she's not really intimate with me, She's just kind of
in a weird place. She's like making weird Captain America jokes.
It's just all this stuff is just kind of adding up,
Like I'm just seeing all this time without the actual confirmation.
(04:57):
So that's real all coming.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I guess so, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Jessica.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Is this Jessica.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hi Jessica, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations here
this month's winner. Oh oh well, every single month we
choose one Wards card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's sort of a his
her package. So you've won thirty six long stim red roses.
And then also we've got a couple of movie passes
(05:42):
that you can send to somebody special in your life
if you want to take them to the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Oh cool, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No problem. I can have the flowers just delivered to
your address if that works.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Some Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Thank you great. And then did you want to send
the movie passes to somebody special?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Damn, I think there's someone I'd like to send them to. You.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All that we need would be the first and last
name of the person, anything you want to put on
a card, and then we get the address and'll.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We get to go.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So the first name is Kevin kay ev I am okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anything you want to put on the card to Kevin?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Actually, will you put to Captain America? And then will
you put thanks for making my dreams come true? Cav thanks,
dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Cow, that's yes, I can't.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
What the no?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like, are you spiritous? Jessica?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
What the who the hell is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hey, Jessica, that's your boyfriend Liam. This is not the
grocery store. It's actually a radio show called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, I have Nina.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hi am Victoria and my name is Jubel And we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant others messing around, you see who
they send certain things to. And that was your boyfriend Liam.
Who's on the phone. I think you wants to know
who Kevin is?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Leam? What is going on?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I think we are too.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We're on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Like, ess what what is going on with you?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What are you trying to make my dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What what does this even mean? Like what the rock
is going out with me?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But THEO with you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You think I'm cheating?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah? Like and clearly right? Like what's the I mean?
Like who do Kevin? Like do you explain any of
this to me?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Like really so, like you're not even touching me in bed?
Like you're not down again? Intimate with me. You're literally
weird on the phone all the time, Like you're so
weird on the phone, Like I just liked you're like
just going out with your friends all the time. Like
how am I not supposed to think you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm not cheating, Like what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's just some guy from the gym that's not better?
Like what are you talking about? Some guys from this game?
Like that's that's a lateral move, Like you're not Like
I'm not cheating.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I already said I'm not cheating on you. This this
guy from the gym, he looks exactly like Chris Evans,
Like I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Don't understand, Like, so he's this guy from the gym.
He looks like Captain America. So what am I then?
Like for real?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, because like Chris Evans is on my list, on
my treeby list, you know, so it's not cheating if
it's who it's in.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
The list, Like are you hearing how it's not getting
better for you? Like the more you explain this, it's
not cheating.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You said, anyone on the five people that we agree
on is not cheating, and Kevin is like basically exactly
Chris Evans, So it's not cheating, but he's not.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You can hook up with Chris Evans, not Kevin. That's
not how this season works. Like I don't get to
just go find a girl that looks like Sophia Viagara
and like like like just because he's got the same vibe.
How it works?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So you are messing around with him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean to be clear, I'm not cheating. I'm just
kind of like messing around with Chris Evans who is
on my list.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But that's what does so Joe, Like his name is Kevin.
What are you talking about? Who's hooking up with Chris Evans?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
But he looks like exactly like Chris Evans.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That is not how there's works. First of all, the
celebrity hookup list is like a joke, you know what
I mean, Like it's kind of like a joke assuming
that you will never meet Chris Evans. You don't just
get to find blonde dudes with by steps and they
make that count. Like, that's not how it works. And
even if you did hook up with Chris Evans, I
was still looking at his cheating because the celebrity hookup
list is like a joke, you know what I mean,
like it's not a real like thing.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So you liked me when you said that it was
fine one on the list, dear liar.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I like you, like, how are you twisting this that way?
That doesn't even know, Like it's a joke list and
if it's someone I can't even explain this, Like if
you're hooking up with this dude, that's all, Like you're
really hooking up.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, I thought that's the plan when they made the list.
I mean, I haven't thought to him yet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I've been trying, like you've been trying, Like you literally
just said it, like you you've been trying. So you're
trying to hook up and kee on me with Kevin from.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The gym No, only because he looks like Captain America.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Cool, So he kind of looks like Captain America. So
therefore I'm gonna go ahead and start hooking up with
the Scarlet Witch. This is over.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I can't even believe it. I mean, thanks guys for
exposing this. I mean, like this is so over.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Wait are you breaking up with me?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah? Yeah, so, like you just submitted everything I needed
to hear, so, I mean, I can't even believe you're
confused right now, like the fact that you're confused. No,
this is over.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
So I'm gonna give you a week to get your
stuff out of my spot. Maybe you can bring Captain
America with his big ole triceps to come help you out,
because if this is this is over, you gotta get
out whatever the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
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Jubal Fresh
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