My Kid Is A Sore Loser + Sherm's Newborn Chaos | For The Dads Pod - For the Dads

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Papa Team six. Welcome to another episode of For the Dads.
If you are in the car right now, maybe you're
on a long road trip. Maybe you're just getting the
kids down to bed, and you have a little newborn
or a little infant a few months old, and you're
kicking your feet up, and this is your moment to
throw in the air pods to listen to another episode
before the Dads. Maybe you're at you're starting your morning workout,

(00:21):
or you are j Dot forty at four point thirty
in the morning on a two and a half hour
commute to the fire station. Glad we didn't keep it
under an hour, even though we got to keep all
of our episodes under an hour. But thank you for
listening For the Dads. If you're watching, whether you're listening
to this, please make sure you are following and you
are subscribed to our channels. We have a new YouTube
channel on YouTube and we are getting tons more views

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than we are subscribers right now, so we need to
get that ratio higher. If you are tuned into this
episode and you enjoy what you hear, you enjoy being
a part of Papa Team six, You enjoy the boys,
You enjoy the banter, the stories and everything else. Make
sure you are subscribed to our YouTube channel. Oh, I
thought you were about to go into a We have

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shirm here in the flesh. He come, he comes in,
He comes in two days a week. I haven't seen
Sureim in a few days because he's in the trenches
right now. He's got a what a one week old?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
One week old, one week and one day old.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
One week and one day old. For by wondering what
isn't Why doesn't Papa shirm? Why doesn't Papa Shirm get
paternity leave? We're too thin at the office to give
people paternity leave. I had to step them aside and say,
we don't believe in paternity.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Leave right now.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Even though we want to embrace fatherhood, we don't have
the bandwidth to let you go on a three month
paternity leave.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Absolutely, don't get paternity leave.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Good yeah, yeah, Oh, you don't get paternity leave. Good. Good.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You have to come into work. Your wife's mad at you,
she's cussing you out.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good. She said, how long is the recording?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
How long is the recording going to be today? That
was an actual question.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Good, Yeah, you tell her, sweetheart, under an hour if
you watch the If you watch the show, we always
try to keep it under an hour, but you never
go under an hour. So what do you need to
say to yourself, sweetheart? You need to look in the
mirror and say good Welcome for the dads.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Welcome for the dads.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Only two times a week I come in, but I
still find a way to interrupt your intros. I think
that's like my fourth intro to interrupt.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, the problem is you ordered us some gasoline here
shout out Eighth and Rose Coffee in Nashville. No free
shout outs. But you ordered a Colebrew, which I didn't
learn until right before we started. But you put in
an extra shot of espresso in Colebrew.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I spiked will Compton's drink this morning. My teeth
are vibrating. We were sitting here silently, like preparing for
the show. It was so quiet in here, and then
as soon as the eighth and Rosk came in and
we started just slowly drinking it, all of a sudden,
we're like doing South African accidents watching line video.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm minching my own right now, and I'm not even itchy.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Your teeth were vibrating. I could tell when you were
just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Were Chef tells us he does he only drinks one
cup of coffee a day. He's doubling up today because
we got Chef who's an intern.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
How old are you?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Chef twenty three years old. We got Big Cheese who's
an intern. He's nineteen years old. They were kind of
talking about their caffeine intake. They sound like rookies on
caffeine intake. Zimon boys, I'm gonna be a couple fom
energies deep into coffee by the time the afternoon hits.
But you only have one cup of coffee a day,
which I think is psychotic, but good for you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I think it's a healthy habit. Yeah, it's good. And
Chef doesn't have he doesn't have a mic back there,
so it's kind of tough, is it? In an adderall?
He was three cups a day and an adderall? For
those listening, what were those jitters?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm like sitting here interviewing Chef on the podcast. People
can't hear him in the background.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He's interesting.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Did you see the comments about chef? He said he
felt like it, But you just like to control.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Your caffeine intake. Got you and sorry for the listeners
out there. And look we we saw all the comments
last week. Audio is low. Audio is low on Apple
and Spotify. Yeah, good hand up for the brand, not
hand up internally. Hand up for the brand, though, hand

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up for the people. We will get that fixed because
once I see the first couple, I just hit the
group chat. Hey, audio, the audio is low.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Audio is low. You guys check in your phone. Hey,
what's going on while you I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I thought I hit the mew button again and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
But we'll keep the uh, We'll make sure the audio waves,
the sound and everything is good. Look, this is a
this is a new show. This is a new podcast,
new podcast. Unfortunately, sum he's on when he's on paternity leave,
you know, five out of the seven days a week.
That's kind of the that's kind of the deal we're at.
It's like, hey, you just come in a couple times whenever.
We gotta shoot busts with the boys, and we gotta
shoot for the dads, and that be at home, be

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in the trenches. Weirdly enough, Chef Jack, who's a summer intern,
has kind of taken on the entire production.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
The entire production for the dads.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
He's coming in and.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Learn a couple of things about something in this injury
in this industry. He's running the entire operation for the dads.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
We very quickly as we're launching the show, Will is
looking at me as the owner of bus and in general,
and just gone, I think, I think we need a
full time employee for for the dads.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
And I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
There doing most of the for the dad stuff before
the show's even launched. I'm like, oh my god, that's
the greatest idea of all time. And then we just
slowly pan over to the right and we see five
fresh intern sitting there.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
We're like, thank god, we're just a full on social
person because I love the foundation.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I love the foundation.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Where right now with for the dadsyah, Like we're kind
of roughly running the average. Like on YouTube, it's like
ten thousand views. People keep showing up, people keep leaving comments.
The comments are fucking awesome. We'll get to the comments
here in a minute to shout out more people. Yeah,
and there's a lot of opportunity for engagement on social
media just because it's like dads are wanting to share. Dude,
I dropped a roll call Papa Team six roll call

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on Twitter and my Instagram story the other day, and
everybody's just commenting.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
None of they're dropping their photos. They're showing off the kids.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Hey we're in the trenches, it's about that time, by
that time for bedtime, or they're just showing a photo
of them outside whatever it is. Yeah, people are responding
to the roll call. People are bought in to Papa
Team six.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
The length of the comments too, it's not just like
a o PG six exclamation points. It's like, hey father too, Yeah,
four year old, eight year old, we did this, and
you're just reading all these comments. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, we're definitely consuming all of it, but just the
engagement and nurturing that. I feel like this brand needs.
You kind of need another You need a full time person.
You know, Chef Jay he's a summer intern as of
right now, as of right now.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
And he's only one summer intern. He can only do
so much.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, you having the kid, it's like you know you're
gonna be you gotta do what you gotta do. Like
having a couple of kiddos, knowing kind of how it
how it all works at home, knowing how much you
know you put in the amount of time you can
at work, and then you go home to do all
the responsibilities with being a dad. For whatever reason, it's

(07:16):
it's still shocked me more knowing your absence, because again,
you're you're also even though you're co hosting with me,
you became probably more of a co host than I
think both of us anticipated, in a good way, like
in it just a natural, fun way, like it's it's
been awesome. But the assumption was you also being the producer.
You're also a social guy. So there were some things

(07:38):
that I'm thinking, all right, sure we'll be able to
do all this stuff, and I'm sure you think that
in your brain, but the amount of the responsibility you
have at the house right now, it's kind of like,
oh shit, we need to uh, we need to get
our ducks in the row.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, we need to get our ducks in the row.
And I don't think that we anticipated the amount. I mean,
obviously you want to shoot for the stars, the aim
high with like hou's this going to perform?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
How's it gonna do?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
But I from our conversations, unless I'm mistaken, I don't
think we fully anticipated the buy in of the comments
and the reach out and the dump the fucking voicemail
again because the voicemail is filled up and my personal
dms on the delivery night, just the amount of people

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that are just like coming into my dms wishing Jill
and I good luck. I'm just like, dude, this is
overwhelming in the best way possible, but it's overwhelming. It's awesome. Yeah, yeah,
I don't think we anticipated that. Yeah, and you just
don't want to get caught, like, you know, chasing from behind.
It's like we had the example with bus and we've
had the example with standing up the locker room. It's like,

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if we've identified that this could be something really fun,
it was really.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Cool for everybody, so you just gotta we got to
pour into it. Yeah, we gotta pour into it. But
appreciate everybody tuning in. This is a show where we
embrace fatherhood, the love, the suck, everything in between. Shout
out everybody getting their wive spot in. There's moms in
the comments and it juices me up. We had our
last female call in last week, which again, if you

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want to call into our voicemail that is six oh one.
The Dad's whether you have a dad, loss a dad,
hack something to crack a cold one too, like a
positive moment, a tough moment, whether you want to remain
anonymous and just vent a little bit to the boys
six oh one The Dad's we do a little hotline
call in which we get to toward the end of
the episode, but again we talk our dad losses. We
talked great moments that we crack a cold one too,

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a lesson quote or topic that we're kind of leaning
into and either struggling with or embracing. By no means,
is this show expert advice. We almost need to put
a disclaimer at the very front of the show some
like funny, little humorous that's saying we aren't experts.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
This is not expert advice.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I was thinking about that in the shower and I
truly was like, we do need to do that, I
think to avoid some sort of lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I we can make something like that. We could,
we could, Uh, we can make something fun. But all
of our channels on social media at for the Dad's Pod,
that's where you can follow us everywhere. And uh, look,
I'm juiced about Papa Team six, Papa Team six roll call.
We had a we had a comment that fired me

(10:20):
to fuck up the other day, right when the last
episode dropped. Within hours, I had a bj L down
south on YouTube. Papa Team six shirt idea quote we
ride at dawn with a lawnmower and some fresh grass
getting slung.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Just that idea.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
The detail that you can have in some of these
Papa Team six shirts, whether we have like a little
patch that could go on the hat. Maybe there's a
patch or something that we can do on the shirt.
Maybe there's levels. Yep, because it's it's it's been, We've
had a we've had good laughs talking through Papa Team six.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Seemen Team six.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Seed Team six is incredible.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Semen Team six might just be for the the singles
out there. It might just be the guys who just
aren't dads yet and maybe the guys who are trying,
maybe they're part of Seed Team six.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Seed Team six.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I to quickly define, to break it down, Semen Team
six is.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Dad vibes, but not a dad, not a dad, but
he's fucking You're throwing leg, you're throwing lead. You're Semen
Team six.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, you're healthy, You're healthy, You're healthy. Yeah, you're a
you're a red blooded American boy.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, Seed Team six.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
You are actively in recruitment of Papa Team six.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yes, you are trying to become a Papa Seal. Yeah, yeah,
you're You're at Buds. Yeah, you're at Buds. You're at Buds,
You're in the You're in the Seed Academy.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, dude, I the amount of size Every single time
you bring up Semen Team six, I legitimately dude, Semen
team And there are people in the comments that are like,
not a dad.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Just Semen Team six. I'm a huge fan. Yeah, and
I love it.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's like the most casual way to be like sexually active, healthy, healthy.
It's incredible. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't want to go down this path. But if
a creative, funny, humorous female mom wife out there was
to create another whatever their Team six.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Would be, please please please.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Don't hesitate that have a little bit of fun comments.
We won't try to have some fun the moms.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
The moms can very much join the regiments. Yeah, we're
building an rmy we are. One of my favorite comments,
and I wish i'd screenshot it was uh Sherman's left
on a recliner. Definitely didn't get his couch badge.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I just love the love I saw that too.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yes, love the idea of earning your badge, like being
on the couch.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You wouldn't have it.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I wouldn't have my couch badge, and I'd like hand up.
I did not earn that couch badge. And I don't
know if we talked about I just want to I
want to clarify something because there was a lot of
comments on that quote tweet that we put up on Instagram,
and I want to run this by you because I
want to be like, you're my accountabil accountabil of buddy.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yes, you're mine. Thank you. That makes me happy. What
is it? I know I'm trying to I'm trying to
butter you up because I feel like I'm going to
disappoint you.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
The couch in the root so delivery room had the recliner.
Then we went to like the post delivery room.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's where you slept on the couch. That's where I
slept on the couch.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
But what I didn't emphasize in the episode I went
back to watch the episode, is that that couch did
fold like horizontally, like it kind of hot dog bunned
out into a bed.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Damn it. It's just damn it.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Number one, I was already at that place mentally with you,
because you already I mean you had said, like I
slept on the couch in the deliver like the post
in the post delivery room. Yeah, you're like, I slept
on it for a day. So it's like, yeah, he
slept on the couch, but he didn't sleep on the
couch like in the delivery room like you were the
men where boys become men.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Where you earn your stripes, where you get initiated. You
get initiated on the hospital couch and there is no foldout.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's you're on the hospital couch with whatever they give you.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Maybe you bring a.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Blanket from home. That's fine, But you're getting you're getting acclimated.
You're going through you know, when you start training camp
and coaches kind of preface it with a few acclamation
days to the heat before they back off you.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's how you get.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Acclimated to the fires, being on that delivery room, that
delivery room couch. Now that I've understood that, not only
did you not sleep on the couch like at least
one day to earn some type of stripes, and hearing that,
it was like you had a fold out, you had
a bed, yeah, and it just feels fraudulent to me.
I am happy that you're a dad, but I personally

(15:06):
don't think you earned it.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm through pregnancy, through like actively trying to have a child,
going through all nine ten months with your wife. Now
you're in the trenches, and I still in my brain
since you didn't sleep on the couch in the hospital,
I still don't believe that you're a true dad.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I hate it because you are Will Compton, like you're
everything that is like earn it walk You're not a
walk on it Nebraska, but you know, free agent, undrafted.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Practice squad, practice qua practice squad. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I
went through buds. Yeah, went through buds. Went through buds
in football.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'm shredor Sanders in college. Essentially, Hey, he's starting. I
just want to Hey, Diego, will bring you on at Colorado,
but you're gonna be back up.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Should start.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, like I got treated like a five star nil Cinderella,
you did. I just want to apologize. I'm not that dude.
I take full advantage of it. Hell yeah, but I'm
not that guy deep down, and I apologize to the
dad community. Papa Team six, I feel fraudulent.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I want you to know that.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Maybe there's something you could do. Listen, you're still gonna
you're continuing to earn your Papa Team six stripes like
you were there because you're in the trenches. Yes, sir,
you pissed me off the other night because you kept
me up a little later than I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
We had.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
For those out there listening and watching right now, it's
one of those nights. Feel a little frisky, feel a
little horny.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
For the video game, real horny.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And Jared Demon, one of our guys and one of
our guys producers in the shop, Seemen Team six.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, yeah, he's Seeming Team six.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, he's a young cat right now, and he put
out the bat signal, Hey tonight we ride.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Tonight we go. We get on.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Pubg rip the parachute and we go hit a couple
of landing spots. Oh yeah, I've been in a good routine,
was sleeping and exercising, a good routine one that I'm
I'm honestly proud of at this moment in time. Yeah,
won like a two week heater, and so we get
on Shehrm gets on.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
We're related. We're fired up. Papa Sherm. He's in the house.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I had a fire text that I put into the
grip text. They were like, I let him like talk
for fifteen minutes about gaming, and I just did a
little dot heard y'all need a fourth.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, He's like, I got the night shift. We're fired up.
We're fired up that Shehrm gets to get on. So
we're playing this video game. We're having a great time,
we're having fun. We die a couple of times. A
couple of those times we had to die because you
just died in the storm. Because Scarlett was acting up
a little bit. Yeah, hey, Scar's gonna keep interrupting this
video game right now. Put her on the headset. Put

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her on the headset, let me talk to her, let
me talk dragon off with me.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And Shirm finally got in a rhythm to where he
got Scarlet because we're, you know, we're playing. He's like, hey, guys,
I gotta take a I gotta go, I gotta I gotta,
I gotta step out. Scarlett, she's moving around. I gotta
change your diaper. I gotta get her going. Yeah, yah, Yeah,
and Schirm kept us up till one in the morning.
We wanted to get off, probably around what eleven thirty.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
We were flor like.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You know, and I knew it in the back of
my head, like we did a lesson a few weeks
ago on this with the daily Dad.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Just go to bed, Just just go to bed.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And Shirm kept us up till one in the morning.
And I woke up the next morning. I want to say, Scottie,
she Charle was in there. Uh, we were in the
bed feeding her, Charles feeding her, like six forty five,
and I woke up and my first thought was I
was so pissed off at Shirman that he kept me
up till one in the morning because I didn't wake up.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I didn't work out. That's snowballs.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
What times you wake up there?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Six forty five And I'm just like laying in bed
and you know you're you're tired, because like, well, I
did this to myself.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I chose I chose this.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, I allowed the excitement of you me like knowing
you know you're up for the next the next couple hours,
you're on you're on baby duty. Yeah, And I was
kind of just weirdly fired up about it. But we
didn't get a chicken dinner. We didn't win.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
We didn't win.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Kept us on well, I kept like falling to the
excitement of I'm gonna stay on because I'm gonna because
sum's on. You want to take advantage of the moment,
have fun with the boy.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, and we were playing super well. Shout out to
tommy childhood friend of uh the Demon, who was our
fourth that night. And before anybody would die in the game,
I knew I had will when I kept on doing
the bid of and I can't play one more Yeah,
I mean there's no.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Wed, so irresponsible to play one more game.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
And I would just hear him on the bike just.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I do.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I had him right where I wanted to. I'm ready up.
Oh fuck my xbom's ready up. I was going to bed.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
What the fuck I knew I had him. I was
so stoked. Yeah, you want to go through comments, dude,
Let's read some comments.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, let's some comments of people engagement and also the
cats out there. Joey Joey Estrada thirty eight eighty seven
seems like he's part of Semen team six twenty three
years old. No, kids, but watching y'all gets me fired up.
Can't wait till I find the one and finish what
I need to do to give my family the best
life that a gap gonna hate to see me coming.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Holy shit, let's go. What's his name?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Joey Estrada twenty three dude, Joey's out there.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
He's like a captain. He's like a corporal in Semen
Team six.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
A lot of potential with Joey.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I love that you read that one again. That one
got me fired.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Twenty three years old, No kids, but watching y'all gets
me fired up. Can't wait till I find the one
and finish what I need to do to give my
family the best life that a GAF gonna hate to
see me coming.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Finish, Finish, I have Zane Bolin.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I hope I'm pronouncing that right. D and me. Huge
shout out.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
To Zaye Boland because two days days ago he officially
joined PT six. DMed me on night duty with his
one day old in the delivery room and just essentially said,
love the show. I'm listening to the show right now.
In the delivery room freshly became PT six, he was

(21:18):
waxing poetic dude, he sent me like a book. I
just I hit him back. I was like, dude, this
got me so fucking stoked.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
So Zame Bowling shout out the boys.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Ain As a twenty three year old dad, this podcast
is really clutch, and I hope every young dad finds it.
That's from Top Flight eighty eight fifty five. Another one
from Kenny Anderson. This is awesome for dad's I have
three kids of my own, seven, six and two. Hearing
will story at the pool and setting the tone with
your daughter rings so true. You have to show the
children that their behavior at times is not acceptable. Then

(21:51):
second after that, your kids say something so loving to you,
making you forget all about it. Hashtag fatherhood, hashtag for
the dad's pot. Another one, because we got to keep
this under an hour.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Billy Bourbon on Instagram says, sure looks like he drives
a super u out back.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Dude, I saw somebody being like, uh Sherman already in
one episode.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Looks like a dad.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh I love that comment. I love that comment. I'm
either getting that or I'm getting like fifth grade pe
teacher and Fat Stafford. I honestly love the Fat Stafford jokes. Yeah,
Matt Stafford, mega dad, he's got like five kids all
Oh yeah, yeah, he might.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Be keen girl dad. Oh King Philip Rivers. Now Philip
Rivers got about all girls eight or nine? No, no, no, no, no,
he's got a lot of He's got a lot of
boys mixed in there.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But what I'm saying is he has a team, he
has a roster.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
He truly almost the starting Well that would be eleven
if he had nine with he and his wife.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, good for him. Uh uh.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Nick c N two FB on YouTube said, Papa team
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old girl dropped off for a four day trip to Charleston,
playing for the dads and scrilla on the ten hour
car ride.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Let's go so female right here? A mom, it's a
tough one.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh no, it's probably shortened up. Okay, uh d big Gardini.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh the name was a tough one. Yeah, okay. Three eighty.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
My labor nurse had a recliner brought into my room
for my husband. Initially I thought it was for me.
My labor was so long that she felt sorry for him.
Great example of how you earned the recliner after after
a long military tour in the delivery room, you just

(23:54):
had one waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I was gonna, I know, I was gonna try and
spend that in like, hey, I didn't even ask for
a recline. It was just there. But yeah true. H
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Speaker 2 (24:16):
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Love that you're having a smooth integration into PT six,
both of you. I hope know some of us child
free Sikos are part of the team because of year
ten and CFB Underscore. SHRM are just two of our

(24:38):
favorite personalities in the podcast space. Appreciate the game for
if I ever decided to become a father. Love you guys, parentheses,
shout out Betsy.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Whoa semen Team six, Mutsa Yeah, Mutsa m E mutsa
musa dude, shout out you for the kind word.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Goo from Goo eleven ninety five here this goon or
eleven ninety five or a love He actually throws out
a dad hack. Dad hack would be a sleepsack and
listen to this one schirma. It's basically a swaddle without
going through the motions. If you can use a zipper,
you're good. It is still snug around the tummy and chest. Also,
once they get bigger and start rolling over, they make

(25:20):
some where you can put their arms out and it's
still be swaddled, but have the freedom to move around.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's big. That's big. Yeah, that's huge. Do you have
a zipper one yet? I do?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
The only problem is Scarlett is just too small, right, right,
right right?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I was gonna say correct, yeah, yeah, you're right because
we were doing the same thing. Like you're in such
a swallow game because you're trying to mimic the womb
and everything else and staying in tight and close.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
But as she gets a little bit bigger.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
When you get the ones that just it's velcrows to
where you're not sitting there, you know. An you change her,
you get her rocked, yep, you feed her, and then
you're about to put her down and you hear the.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's literally what it sounds like, chef, true, what it
sounds like.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
You just hear running through their little body and you're like, god,
damn it, I.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Just got you swallowed you just got to sleep.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Now, I'm gonna have to change it because of not
this guilt everything dipe or you know, diaper rash, so
you got to take him out of the swaddle. However,
when you get into the velcro Zipper game, Massive Massive
Dad Act, Massive tip.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Out there, I can't bother chef.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
It truly is like there is a twelve inch sub
in their diaper and they just turned on a Millie
and it's just yeah, you like field the vibrations you.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Talking about low Wayne.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Ame I, that's truly what they do to you.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Shit boom, we like that fun we do.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
We like that last one for me, Uh, this is
a tough one. I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Kyle Duke Sich Bucksie Kyle Bucksitch three eight, five to one.
I'm not a dad yet, but you know I'm pop
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not to correct.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
We're giving it levels people, you know, we gotta we
gotta teach and we gotta educate.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
And we're growing too as this podcast grows.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
So you are officially seeming Team six Kyle, just so
you know, But Kyle is subscriber number fifty seven on
the new channel. Let's keep it under an hour.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Boys, keep it under an hour. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
We do have to keep this under an hour, so
we'll start getting into our dad losses. However, very fired up.
There's a theme here. He's a young cat. He subscribed.
It's the boomers, the actual fathers or the wives, like
the moms and wives out here listening and your your
husband enjoys the show. Make sure on his phone he's
also subscribed.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yes, people might be watching on their TV right now.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Maybe they're subscribed to watching on TV, or maybe they
just go to YouTube and type it in. But it
would do the boys as solid if you could. I
don't know the TV game, like, if you can subscribe
on TV, I'm sure you can. Yeah, make sure you're
subscribed on TV. But just know you have two other
two other weapons next to you. You're phone in her
phone where you can pull it out and just throw
in a nice little subscription subscription for the boys.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Teach the kiddos how to subscribe. Teach the kid it's
a little learning classon teach the kids. Hey this how
you subscribe on YouTube? Turn off Miss Rachel and put
us on not experts ball ball. Now we're gonna switch.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
This seem a deep six Papa.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
That means fucking honey, what do you have on it?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
There?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's a kid show, honey, it's called for the dads.
I'm on dad duty right now. Oh my god, dad losses.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Let's dive in. You have a dad loss. Do you
want me to lead? Would you like to go?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I would love to go. Go. Okay, my dad loss is.
Last night.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Scarlett took me for the ringer at two, I'd say
one thirty two am. We got a changer before the
feeding time, right before I'm about to change, So it's
like one thirty. I start at one thirty for all
the dads there to have her changed and ready for
bottle and mouth by like one. So then she's feeding,

(29:11):
yeah at two, and that's coming from the wife feet,
that's coming from mom. So I pick her up to
go change her diaper. As soon as I pick her up.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Hey, that was perfect leading.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Good leading up because the moon, yeah, the the mom part,
the graveling noise you made was perfect.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Oh yeah, and just this is terrible radio. So I'll
describe it as I'm doing it. Just legs out so
straight arms out so straight and just head back and
just the angriest face and then the MC like a
little Derek Zulander face, and then you just hear the

(29:53):
and I'm just feeling the vibration. So I'm like, Okay,
that's great because.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I was already going to change her. That's great.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Good job, Scarlett. Take her to the changing table. Do
do do do do? Get that done? All right, let's
start feeding. Put bottle in, She's destroying it. She's really
starting to eat now, like really starts and she does
like the big ye on, like the like I talked
about it last week, and then just shove it in

(30:18):
there and then she's going crazy on it. And then
right when I start feeding her again, just a massive one.
The second one was huge, So I'm like, all right,
finished feeding her and then I'm gonna change her changer.
This is my last so I'm the night shift, but
my night shift ends at two because then she's not

(30:42):
gonna feed again until five am.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
So I'm so excited to get bed. I'm tired.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I know that I have this today, so I'm like,
I'm gonna get some good z's right after I get
done changing her. I'm stepping over the doggie gate that
we have outside of the nursery because we don't want
to accidents on the new chair, right, the new chair
provided by Will shout out as they're little dude, it's
so great, nice little rocker. I'm literally mid over the

(31:10):
little baby gate dog gate and she hit me with
the third one.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Little no shit. I swear to god it was a
but I honestly it was a dad lost because.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm like, oh my god, I'm so tired and I
gotta go change her again. But I was honestly kind
of proud of her, Like I kind of thought it
was sick. I was like, you're really You're really about it, Scarlet,
Like you're like that.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, that's a. Yeah, that's a. It's a tough one
to handle. In the moment, you're just like, god, damn,
you don't what the hell you can get? I know
it's milk and beating it to you.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Because I was gonna catch you in like, you know,
I thought you might say she wasn't gonna go back
to sleep yet, because a great move always is when
they're shitting like mid bottle. You used to get the
bottle out of their mouth and change them so that
way they're finishing on the bottle as they doze off
and go back, because they'll be falling asleep on you,
of course, of course. But man, that third one there,
there would have been no playbook for that.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
There's no playbook, no play But because she's also milk
drunk as fuck on that third one, I mean she
truly like arms were to the side, eyes are like this,
and I just go over that baby gate and I
guess that extra little oomph as I'm lifting her up.
It truly just it was legendary, though still a dad loss,

(32:29):
but legendary performance. Scarlett.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Great story, Yeah, great story. That's a that's a that's
a that's the first couple of weeks. That's an infant
toddlers or infant toler So that's a good infant story
right there. Yeah yeah, yeah, So I feel like all
the dad's empathized with that one where they're just shitting now,
So why are you choosing out of ship. You're really
putting your dad through some adversity right now. I'm gonna
have to take this out on your mother later.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I can't do it anymore. She just keeps shitting in
my arms.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I just know, like Boston people or people from the door,
they're like, what the fuck. Whenever they're a bad dad,
they sound like me, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Wild you change her? No, it's past two am and
you're ada. My shift's done. Yeah, shif's done. I left
her up there for you.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah you could wake up.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Don't leave her up there, don't. Yeah, don't leave the
baby alone. Don't leave the baby alone. Would never My
dad losses not being able to hit a little squishy
ball for volleyball. My daughter and Rue, she was excited about.
We have these little squishy balls and she wants she
calls it bang ball. She wants to play bang ball.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah to our our nanny. She used to be uh,
she was a volleyball player in college. So she's kind
of teaching her how to hit it, but she wants
mom and dad to get involved.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, yeah, we can hit We can hit some vollies.
We can volley this ball around.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
But we get into a situation where Rue, she's very particular.
She wants Ru's gonna toss it to Augie, Oggie's gonna
bump it to me. I'm gonna bump it to mom,
and Mom's gonna bump it to Rue and Ru's gonna
be able to hit it awesome because Augie's like throwing
it to her and she's like learning to hit it
and she's like fired up to hit it, but she

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wants it to go all the way around in a circle.
It's like, sweetheart, listen, I can vully, I can bump,
but accuracy could be a problem with all of us
sitting here in a small space with a little school.
She it's like a little stuffed ball. But she wants
it done. And Augie had hit it over to me,
and I'm trying to hit it over to mom. Sometimes
I'm able to do it, sometimes I'm not. But when

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it doesn't go correctly, she's losing her mind that we
can't get it right.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I want that no, Dad, that you gotta hit the mama.
I'm trying to hit it to mama. What do you
want me to do? This game is hard?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
And would she actually getting mad?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, bro, this this chick. She's a perfectionist. She's competitive.
I think she's gonna be a competitive monster.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Bro. She's like her dad.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, mom too, Mom's competitive too, But right now that
competitive those competitive juices aren't harnessed.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
She melts down if shit doesn't go right when you're
like doing an activity, or she wants it to go
a certain way. No, I though it. I'm like, I
understand the game, sweet are you just don't know? Volleyball
is a tough game. The bang ball is a hard game.
People mess up all the time. We're not gonna get
it correct all the time. They're gonna go sideway. She
drops to the floor. She's sitting down, just one moment

(35:26):
to hit it to me, or say, we get all
the way around and hit it. The roof doesn't hit it.
She like sees in the air and has a slow
reaction to it. She's like, oh, why is it so hard?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's the sweetheart, this is a hard game. We're up
here to have fun. Can we just have fun trying
to hit the ball? Yeah, she couldn't do it, so
that sounds like a dad loss.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
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Speaker 1 (36:19):
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Speaker 2 (36:24):
You gotta go back home. God damn buddy. I'm like
jittery over here from the cold brew and the espresso shot.
Oh yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Crack a Cold One is for the moments we like
to celebrate, spinning off the Dad loss. My crack a
Cold one is I think I got a competitive little psychopath.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's good. It fires me up.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, yesterday, we're kind of going back and forth, and
I'm more of like defending sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
It's tough. I can't just hit it.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
However, it fires me up. Charles tries to get her,
you know, you try to get him corrected when they're
just melting down over the dumbest shit. But I met
I shouted out this game a couple episodes ago. But
Sharon Sparkle, Unicorns m or you got your unicorn friends.
You're trying to take down the troll who you're trying
to get. Everybody's trying to get their board of gyms

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filled up before the troll gets his bag of gyms
filled up. It's a fun little multiplayer game to where
you and your kids or your wife four it's like
four or five people can play and you're all trying
to take down the troll. So you're all on the
same team. Trying to say there's no like one winner.
It's either the troll wins or the team wins. And
don't pull the redstone. Don't pull the red stone. Then

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you have to put a car and you might have
to give you might have to give one to the troll,
or you give one, you take one out of your
bag and put it in the bag.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You're trying to take down the troll. And there's some
good parody. It's it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
This is an even game here. It's not set up
to where the team always wins. Troll gets his licks
in sometimes more often on days than not.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's good. It's good. It's a great game. Yeah, and
it's one there too. If you're a dad watching.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
If you're a mom watching, like you know, when you're
doing these activities and your kid wants you to do something,
you're just like, oh god, like you know, you want.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
To play the memory game. Actually the memory game is
kind of fun. I do love the Memory game. Yes,
it's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What's the what's the one game? Like a pretty pretty princess?
Oh yeah, okay, we had a role on that where
you just kind of spin the thing and you just
picked jewelry and he dresses you up. Yeah, and you
kind of get dressed up and then if you have
the crown, you're the winner. But the crown can get
taken away, and she'd be pissed if I land on
the crown. I'm like, sweetheart, that is gonna get yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Because apparently when Francis Ellis came in town, he was
kind of killing.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
It Francis and Rude did not loved him.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, yeah, Rude did not like having to give away
the crown. If she had the crown, it's all about
the crown. You're wearing necklace's jewelry. But there's no like,
you know, when you're an adult and you love playing
board games or you love a competitive spirit. There's no
like a true way of winning. Yeah, you know what
I mean. It's not like a fun game to play.
This one is like you can you can feel, you
can feel excited. Yeah, let's play some Uh, let's play

(38:52):
Sharon Sparkle Unicorns.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yea, let's play it. And Buddy, we when we lose.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
To the troll, I'm tall, can roo can't take it, crying,
melts down.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
We gotta let it. Hey, the Troll's gonna win. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
We love the troll won this game. She takes it
so serious. She tries cheating. She tries cheating like if
it's like Psycho bro and I love it. It makes
me feel alive. I'm like, oh, I might have a
little winner on our hands, because it might be like
her turn and say say her her unicorn is filled

(39:30):
up and she's trying to fill out dad Dad's her
mama's and she rolls with three and the troll might
have two left and we might have one left each,
and it's like, oh, okay, Rue, like you can you
can win.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
This's the game here, the big roll, big role.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
She might pull one out and it could be the troll,
Like I don't have the color. My colors are filled out,
why Charles's colors are filled out.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
So she has to give the color to the troll.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Couse, Trol takes on all colors because she's got to
get a specific one for us, okay, and we got
to put it on the troll. And she's like, you know,
you start seeing her face and then it's like, draw
another one. And as she's drawing another one, she like
she like looks in or like you can't look and
her hand's already going in, so she just like looks
up at us and grabs and kind of pulls out
one that we know, but shes got like a like

(40:13):
a little like weird smile, not like a full smile
of excitement, kind of like yeah, I looked and picked
this one up. Yeah yeah, troll, Yeah one time we
like the first time it happened.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is a while back.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
You kind of celebrated and let her do it and
then kind of talk about, sweetheart, you have to keep
your eyes up. You can't look bud it for like, sweetheart,
you cheated, Like you gotta put that one back, like
draw another one, and she kind of fights you. But
then she does that when troll wins, and it's just
full on meltdown. No Charles trying to talk her down.
But I'm kind of I'm weirdly smiling as she's crying,
and I'm like, I love.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
That this pisses you off so much.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I love that you're in physical pain because you think
there's no beating this troll. That the troll won, because
I can work with that. We can work with that.
The troll got a red stone?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Good? Yeah? Good? Oh we lost to the troll three
times in a row today. Good?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
That does neither bluesloone? You got a green one?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Good? Oh? Got caught cheating? Good? Put it back more
time to get better.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Cheeta is never prospered, They never lose, honey.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
But uh that's my cracklical one. I think, uh yeah,
having a competitive kid.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, dude, well you've been you've been playing the seeds
the little videos of thirty A where you were having
her run up the street.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
High knees, knees, get the arms going, Jesus god damn
it work to do. Yeah, that gets me stoked. My
only note is maybe a great future pinata for a birthday?
Is the troll really see what she's got dude, I

(41:54):
like that. Really see what she's got.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You go, oh honey, look who it is. Here's a
little baseball bat in the blindfold. Let's see what Let's
see what you could do.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, you know how the troll would beat a sweet
eye and you'd be crying, you'd be in teased because
you couldn't physically reach into the game and choke this
motherfuck out. Now you can beat his ass right here.
Here's the bat, here's the stick.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
If you don't got no legs, I don't think he's
gonna beat.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Go up to that troll, that benata and whisper in
his ear. Now you just can't leave. It's stuck with me.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You ain't going to whatere to day buddy hanging from
up there.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh my god, I would love to see that.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I hope I get.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I don't want to invite myself to his birthday party,
but I would if there's a troll pinata, I have
to be I.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Almost have to do that. Now that you brought up
that idea, you gotta do it, gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
She looks back at that day with the stick, and
you're just sitting there and you're like, for what he's
taking from this family.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Shout out what was the game that you It was
at her birthday party? You were filming her and you're like, hey, Rue,
if you aren't gonna take this serious, like we could
go home.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Uh what was it you said? I filmed it?

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, you were filming her at a birthday party. I
remember I laughed so hard. You like pulled her off
to the side, and you're like, hey, if you're not
gonna take this serious, we can we can go.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I kind of remember that. We were
at a Dicey's Pizza. I believe in the back area.
I forget what game or whatever is being played, but
she's so young. They're like having fun. I'm like, hey, sweet,
where are you gonna go play that game? You were
here to win.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I feel like all the joking, like it really did
plant the seeds because she didn't know dad as was joking.
So yeah, in her head, you're just molding her into
a winner.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, just like when you get another personality too, you
can tell that. You know, she's like a if things
go off killed, it's something that we need to we
need to get a right on. But she's very wants
to do everything on her own has to be perfect.
She's got that like perfectionist mindset that it could be
in Achilles heel at some point if she doesn't know
how to, her biggest enemy is gonna be her.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be up.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
It's gonna be a mind games. Just go Italian because
she's got she's got the jeans.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, she's got the jeans. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I also, I want to let you know it's one
hundred percent the espresso like nitrous oxide that is running
through my body that keeps on making my eye twitch
whenever I'm looking at you.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Buddy, I got a night twitch too in my left eye. Wait, really,
keep feeling. We gotta keep it where we right the show.
I've got to keep it under an hour.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Where we we've only went ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
We're only ten minutes in.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
We're only ten minutes in. All right, keep it under now,
on a good pace. All right, We're on a good pace.
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watching a movie on the couch as he starts to
nest on a little close, and you're thinking, is this
gonna happen tonight?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
And do I got it in me? There's no more
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Speaker 2 (46:14):
Well in the kraka coal one for us, cracka cole one.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
In that case, I'll take my time with my cracker
cole one. I had a Okay, this is a fun
cracker cole one. I kind of had to, you know,
get creative with this one. But it was a very
fun moment. We've been hearing some noises up in our
ceiling for quite a while, but not super long of

(46:38):
what we thought was an animal on our roof.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Right, I remember being at the house and you were
bringing it up. Yes, well that little raccoon up there.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yes, Okay, it's in a crawl space, yo, So above
our patio. It is like a separate crawl space from
like what would be our attic. So it's not the
true inside of our house. It's just like a decorative
little out crop that comes from our roof that somebody
just or some little animal varmint like ripped a hole

(47:07):
in it and they're getting up in there. So I
called the Wildlife Expert Team whatever to come set a trap.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Life Team six.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Wildlife Team six WT six came to set up a
trap on the roof. Shout out to them because since
they set up that trap, we haven't caught whatever it is.
But whatever it is is too scared to go into
that crass space now because of the trap, so like
it's kind of fixed itself. But the best part is
they came yesterday or no, they came on Wednesday to

(47:39):
come set up the trap, and I just hear this
doom doom, doom, doom doom knock on the door. Dogs
start going ballistic. Jill and her mom left me home
with Scarlet, just me and Scarlet. It was the very
first time that Scarlett had been left with just one
individual in her life. And who was she left with?

(48:00):
A shirt bob ashur bopa shurm. So I got that badge,
I got the solo babysitting back.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, I love. First time in her life.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
First time in her life.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
She's been left alone with one individual, first time, first
time in ten days, and it's this Idiotah and so
knock on the door.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
So I'm oh, my gosh, she's getting all flustered because
the dogs are going crazy. I'm kicking the you know,
moving the dogs around with my feet. I get outside.
The wildlife guy was awesome. I think his name was Riley.
Shout out Riley. He instantly is, oh, my gosh, oh
I'm so sorry. He's like, I noticed the crane in
the front yard. I didn't even think because we have
one of those newborn cranes out front, but it was incredible.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
He's like talking me through setting the trap up, how
the process goes, and I'm just standing there, like bobbing
scarlet up and down in the front yard, just standing
out there and I'm kind of pointing and you know, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
so there's an opening. I'm just like, dude, people driving by,
if they're looking, I fucking.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Look like a dad.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Like I'm holding my baby talking to this guy with
like knee high boots and he's got his hand on
his hip and we're both kind of like pointing at
the roof. And it was like my first time that
I really like, I felt like I looked like a dad. Yeah,
like not only am I the part, but like I
looked the part.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
He looked the part in you're executing the part, and
I was executing the party. How did he let me
ask us? How did he address you?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
He called me sir? Okay, did he salute? He did
not salute. He did not salute. Oh Papa sir eight six?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Oh my god, I didn't even put the two or
two together.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
For the dads, Yeah, the hit podcast, Yeah that's me,
that's me. But uh yeah, he did call me sir,
but then we do. We chumped it up. He's got
sixteen month old. He was telling me about ASL. You
gotta get your started on ASL.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Man. I mean, they're they're telling us they're hungry or
they want something, blah blah blah. The ASL is the
sign language. Yeah yeah, more more, yeah, more and more
and more.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
And he was like talking a big game about the ASL.
His daughter. I forget his daughter's name, but she's like
apparently just a savant with the a s L is
doing like full sentences.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
As L good dad, hack, good dad, great dad act,
getting them in like I'll get done feeding Scottie.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
The the the hell they call my why am I
getting that brain right now? Baby for soft food?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, the baby food pures pure, pure, there it is.
You get done feeding, and I'll be like all done
and try bag, sweetheart. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
elevate your voice.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm like all done.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Then I'll just get carried away with it because I'll
like intentionally tell her all done, like you know for
the hand signals we do with rudes, like more and
like what was a water?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
All that different stuff? Uh huh poop going to the bathroom? Yeah,
and uh bullshit? Is that bullshit? That's bullshit? I like that.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And uh, She's like we're starting to implement, you know,
it's it's Scotty time to start getting the all done stuff.
So I'm going all done, All done, Yeah, all done.
You gotta elevate your voice. I'm like, oh done, Like
lean into her face.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
All done. That good sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
That fucking door right.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
And then Scotty just be sitting there looking at me.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Like, oh, did all done?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
That's incredible?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Did she mean go up an octave or was she
talking volume?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I mean she's laughing because I'm going all done. You know,
you just mess around at dinner time like you know,
you always does that taste good. You're doing all this
stuff back, this is the last one you're doing. Don't
forget the sign of laguage. I'll be like jall say,
you gotta see all done, with all done.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
You're doing your standard.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
All done. That's incredible. Yeah, but yeah, oh where it
was my crack of cole one?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
So you're.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
We're kicking it to the next thing. What is the
next thing? I forgot?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
What are the odds?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Team six? The brain gets fleeting? The brain is fleeting.
Where I leave my keys?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
We're only ten minutes in.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Only keep it under an keep it under an hour?
Keep it? What an hour? What is it? What's the
next thing? What are the odds? You got one? I
got one. Let's hear it. Okay, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Fandle shutouf andl What are the odds? This one is
a stretch, but it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
What are the odds that the little nickname that you
give your sweet child happens to be just the most
explicit term of all time? I saw this one on Instagram.
A buddy of mine actually went to Baylor with his wife.
Her name Sky his name is Nick. He storied on
his Instagram that his wife, unbeknownst to her, she was

(52:57):
not aware what boofing was. And if there's any boofers
out there or people that are boof adjacent and are
knowledgeable of this term.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Boof adjacent, do you know what boofing is or explain it.
We're gonna explain it to the.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, let's get a Webster's dictionary for PT six out there,
or a net Orban dictionary.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Which here's the AI overview. Boofing is a slang term
with a few different meanings that have evolved over time.
One meaning of boofing, popularized in the nineteen eighties, refers
to anal sex. This meaning is believed to have originated
from a shortened version of a more explicit term for
anal sex. References to this usage can be found in

(53:45):
the nineteen eighties popular culture, including music and film. In
the two thousands, another meaning of booffing became more common,
referring to the practice of inserting drugs or alcohol into
the rectum.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
This method is sometimes called butt chugging or plug and
is believed to produce a faster, more intense high due
to the rapid absorption of substances through the rectums blood vessels.
This method is reportedly employed for various substances, including method betamine.
Oh okay, all the drugs.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
The meaning of y yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
The meaning of boofing gained significant intention during the twenty
eighteen Supreme Court confirmation hearings for Brett Cavana, as the
term appeared in Brett Kavanov.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah yeah, Brett, who's that?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
That was the.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah, US Supreme Court, of course. Yeah yeah. He was
the one that was talking about how he had a
beer here and there.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, okay, yeah yeah. Additionally, in some circles, boofing can
refer to concealing contraband in the rectum, especially in prison
slang among dog lovers. It can also be a p
playful term for barking.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Oh you're just boffin. No, Wrigley, you're just boofing, waffle,
Stop boofing. Say a.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
But uh, So Sky was calling her son Axel, her
little newborn boy, her little boofer.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oh he's my little boofer, My little Boofer's my little boofer,
my little boofer.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
And so she's doing that unbeknownst to dad.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Nick.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Nick comes home and here's her calling or sorry, comes
home and like four year old daughter is going around
the house and going, oh, actually.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
You little boofer, you little boofy boofer.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And they're just throwing it around and he had to quickly.
He did the same thing as you. He pulled out
the AI definition. It was like, honey, you got a
chill on theo this one is what are we doing?
And she had no idea her He like restorted her
story and that's where I saw it was so funny.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Dude, get the comments going.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
If you have a funny little nickname, mine's not too.
It's like, uh booger nugget, m being mm my little rubel,
my little bell.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, because it's Cyrillian bell, is her.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yea Cerulian bell. Yeah, the ocean waters, the blue Cerulian waters.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Dude, it was sick. Whenever charl came up with that name.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
She knew she would go back and forth with me
because I was like, you know, I don't want it
to be crazy blah blah. Whenever she said Cerulian, I
was like, I actually don't hate that.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Call her roof for short.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
And when we were kind of going over if that
was gonna be your name or not, uh, Cerulian Bell
when we went.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
On our when we went on our money our honeymoon
where she was conceived.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh really because as I dropped in maybe as I
dropped in seeming Team six on the honeymoon and got
it right. That first round we were in uh, we
were in Bora, Bora, and when we were going over
so obviously fast forward, we're kind of coming up with names.
We like Cerulian calling her Roof for short, and we

(56:58):
were kind of sitting on it the spot in bor
Bora reached out to Charro seeing if they could use
her photo. She like did this photo where she was
like laying in the water and kind of like you know,
her back on the water and you got the views
behind it in Borbora at their hotel, I did a
remake of the photo where I'm just face down, button naked,

(57:23):
I'll shoot to you. And but they asked her, they
requested if they could use her photo for promotion. She
I was like yeah, sure, So they promoted it like
the next air within the week and it was like
come enjoy the Cerulian waters.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Of bor Bora.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
They didn't know that we were thinking about naming rooms.
That's crazy, so it was like that moment was like, oh,
we have to name her Serulian.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
It was like, I love that. Y'all were talking names
that quickly too. Yeah, I did. I can't remember when.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I mean, you know, when you once you get pregnant, dude,
you're just so excited and then you say, you know,
is it gonna be a boy?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
He's gonna be a girl.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You know your boy was wanting a boy and the
line was drawn in the sand, and we're getting William
merrel Compton the fourth Charles fights it. She still fights it.
If we happen to get a boy one day. Yeah,
if we get a boy, She's like, you don't want
to go off. We could kind of call it back
in the middle name and I'm just like sweetheart and
William merrel Compton like that. Yeah, he can't be the
four leneage if it's my grandpa loved him, William Senior,

(58:20):
Willie Sr. But yeah, you know, everybody gets excited doing
the names and breaking it down. We're down to three.
I wanted for Scotty Scotty, so it's Cerulian Bell and
Scotty Joe Lee. I want to say Belle in French
or something over there something over there across the seas.

(58:44):
Bell means beautiful, Joe Lee means pretty. It's one of those,
or it's reverse.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
It's something like that. Yeah, yeah, is that beautiful beautiful girl? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
And so that's how Scotty got Joe Lee. But I
wanted to name Scotty. We were down to too, Scotty,
Joe Lee, and Billy May. So going through number two, obviously,
we went through IVFA. For those out there don't know,
I did an IVF podcast with my wife on Bus
with the Boys. You can find that that was back
in during Mother's Day, which is in May.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Like subscribe, like and subscribe.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
So we went through IVF not knowing like, hey, we
could only do two kids, it's gonna be a girl.
I was crippled when I saw that pink come through
the cake.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Crippled.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
And so it's like, if we don't have any more,
would love a callback to William like Billy May, like Billy.
She wanted like a boy named for a girl. We
got Scotti from Binge watching Suits, Love Suits. Whenever that
came back around on Netflix. It was a couple of
years ago or a few years ago. Awesome show.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I need to sit down and watch it. I've only
seen Little.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Yeah, it's an awesome show. It's a great show to binge. Yeah,
great show to Binge. But we love Scotty, the Scotty
character in that show. So we were down at Scotty
and Billy for a callback to for a callback to
William and Billy May. Charles middle name is May, so
kind of a callback to both of us. But one
of Charles's best friends, her sister had a baby and
named the kid Billy May, where Charle was in five

(01:00:12):
months pregnant, and we were down to Billy and Scottie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I want to Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Charle wanted Scotti, but once once that sister of her
best friend had Billy May. The women they just they
don't want anything to do with it. There's like a
name in the aura or in our circle somewhere out
there people don't want like the same names.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Can I be honest with you, please? This is a
safe space. This is for the dads. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I think he dodged a bullet because when I hear
Billy May, I think Billy May's here with the flex seal.
I dude, I think you dodged a bullet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
He think so because I loved Billy May.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Billy May's here, That's what I think as soon as
I hear Billy May. Yeah, I just I saw this
boat and k aft and put flex seal and now
it floats. That's what I would think if I heard
Billy May. But I don't want two, Like, well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Name's already chosen's Scotty, Joelie, Scotty Joelie. We're good, We're good.
I hear what you're saying, though, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I think you dodged a bullet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Okay, Charle does too. You're on Charles's side. I really
want tough to hear. I want to will Compton the fourth.
I want a Willie for so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Y'all gonna go for number three? Can we right here, right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Now on this pod? Not confidently?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Okay, however, we do talk about it like I don't
think we're out of the woods on talking about a third.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
We just don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
It's like, I'm sorry, that was inappropriate. I put the
pressure on you. It's okay, that was a bit inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
You could ask that question. I can handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
However, I can answer it. However I want to answer it.
You know what I mean, Like I don't really feel
comfortable talk about it. Maybe not, I don't know. Yeah,
and just keep it that way. I just got excited
now that I'm a dad, I'm like baby fever. I
want to say, when Charle was pregnant with Scottie, it
was kind of the thought was, you know, you see
what happens during IVF, and it's just the women go
through so much, dude, it's a different ball game, and

(01:01:59):
people would ask me, like, dude, it's honestly, it's completely
up to my wife because they have to go through everything,
whether it's IVF even pregnancy in general. They have to
go through all the stuff. And we had a tough
labor with Rue, so you're just, you know, you're just
trying to stay afloat. But it's definitely a conversation. I
think she gets excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, times we both do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
And then when we're both in hell, like at the
Pool of the Pool story last week, that at don't
like when you have the three year old and the
chaos happening, like man, that we really want to throw
a third into the mix. But it kind of just depends, dude, Yeah,
because I'm really hell bent on wanting a boy and
you can kind of get one through the IVF process.
But if we could happen to get pregnant naturally, maybe,

(01:02:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I don't know. I want it for you, for you
to have a boy, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
And for all the dads out there, they are like Sherman,
you lucky bastard. Hearing the delivery of Jill and how
smooth that went.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
It took five seconds of little Scarlet on her chest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I swear to God, five seconds she has just come out,
and Jill looks at me and goes, we gotta do
this again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I swear to God. That's awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
So second one got confirmed five seconds into Scarlet's life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, she's on the pup list right now for about
eight weeks. Yes she is. And for anybody that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Privy to what the for the young Semen Team sixers
out there, yeah, I don't know what we're talking about.
Pupp list is physically unable to perform in football terms,
and they are on the pup list for eight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Weeks because they have to heal. So there's not you know,
there's not really any sexual activity going on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
There's no Semen Team six or Seed team six activity
go right, can't go down, can't go down. I tried,
you know, she has a medical waiver.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Tried not try, not try like that. But you know
when you get a little sexually pent up, honey, is
it it's eight weeks out? And no, it's it's eight
days honey. Oh shit, I know you're recovering. You haven't
got a lot of sleep. You're you're operating on me.
But you know you got other body pots.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Oh oh, sorry to the moms. Yeah, sorry to the moms.
And I love you, honey. If you're listening at home,
I love you. Yeah, I love you too, sweetheart, I
love you too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Charro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
So why my my analogy bigs, babe, Like, just because
just because one roller coaster shutdown doesn't mean you have
to shut down the entire theme park.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Exactly like the Titans down. Well, the Texas Giants still going.
We got the Scrambler over here. We can stick to
the carnival ride.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Superman's a thrill. Yeah, that's so much fun. Doesn't even
have to be a coaster.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Yeah, that's a topic for another Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Good for y'all, Good for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Survival kit, Yeah, let's get into survival kit. Let's talk
about what's in our survival kit?

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
For me, I think this is more of a learn
that Trono will be implementing with Scottie because Rue will
have you know, I'm sure parents, a lot of parents
out there could could what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Oh okay, okay, we're gonna pause for HDMI, pause for HDM.
We're all good? Are we all good?

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
We're all good? Is it back on? Okay, we're back h.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
One thing we're gonna try to operate that I think uh,
parents out there with toddlers might resonate with, is like
just the the struggle in the negotiation it takes for
Rue to consume.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Like really it's just like her protein options well, like
whether it's mead or yogurt, and so like she loves
yogurt yoga.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
It's more of like a morning for But she'll have
these tantrums and we're, you know, obviously talking about number one.
She's just three, so she has all this big vocabulary
in her head and her big emotions and everything else happening.
So it's hard for her to connect connect all the
wiser times. We totally get that. But thinking about yeah,
with level water two chef, but thinking about like other

(01:06:20):
like other things like how she kind of operates when
you look at her the journal from like what she's
having for lunch and things like that. She you know,
consumes a lot of like snacks or carbs like sugar
and fruits.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
But I'm thinking, like, hey, if we get if she
gets like more protein in her system throughout the day
or earlier, that could help. I've seen, you know, these
Instagram videos out there where they talk about how protein
helps with regulation and just the overall your mood throughout
the day. So we're obviously in that little war with
Rue and something that I wish I would have done
as she's transitioning off the bottle to like, you know,

(01:06:55):
she still has milk with we do whole milk, but
transitioning off the bottle to other options, whether it's milk
or mixing it in with milk, is involving the in
your survival kit protein just like powder protein for kids.
I think that's something I'm gonna try doing with Scottie,
just because again it's like Rue will only drink whole milk.

(01:07:18):
I try to get her at you know, try some
chocolate milk to get her from chocolate milk to hey,
just create some variety. So then if I were to
mix in protein powder, she would like you know, she
loves milk or loves all kinds of milk. She knows
she does, so she'll drink it, but she knows she
doesn't like it or hasn't tried it. She's hard on
trying new things. We'll always got to say, Hey, what's
Daniel Tiger saying it's time to try new things because

(01:07:40):
it might taste good. Daniel now Tiger says that, Bro,
Daniel Tiger's a good show. Daniel Tiger's a good show.
Maybe that's another one that throw in the survival kit.
But survival kit that I will try to be implementing
with Scotty, or that we might be trying with Scotti
is getting like that protein portion early in the day
or when she drinks her milk, just throwing a little

(01:08:01):
bit in there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
If she enjoys like chocolate milk or something.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Does she like the chocolate milk?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Rue? Yeah, she hasn't tried it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Oh she have you tried to give it to her?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah? You were saying, yes, Bro, that's crazy, and she didn't.
What lies for her?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
To try, like just something different, Like if we go
out to breakfast and they just had orange juice as
an option and no apple juice. Fact, did they have
orange juice? Do you want some juice? Because she has
her water bottle and everything else, we had to fight
to get her going just to drink some orange juice
if there was no apple juice available.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Is it bad that in my head my instinct go
to and that situation is, Oh, you don't have apple juice,
but you have super apple juice. To the waitress, we
might get some of that super apple juice. I can't believe, honey,
you get to get super apple juice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
That's crazy. But what is the actual juice? Orange juice?
I do love that it's super apple juice. Yeah, but
is that bad that I'm lying to my kids like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Listen, you're gonna get in there. It's gonna be a
lot of mind games getting played. Okay, you're gonna have
to figure out those ways to make it creative and
make it sound fun and in their wheelhouse to explore
and experiment other other things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah, it was breaking my heart just watching her say
no to the maple syrup to you at breakfast? Right,
that hurt on the inside, knowing how much she would
just love it if she tried it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yeah, because we'll do like protein pancakes or something on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Or waffles. It might be waffle Day. I'm just like, sweetheart,
you're gonna you would love having some of this this
maple syrup. You just gotta try it, dude. Yeah, but
that's that's my.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Survival kit, like implementing protein, like finding various ways. And
I was looking too, I was researching for people out
there that are probably leaving comments that are some fun snacks.
I'm looking at like Thrive Market for potential snack options. Yeah,
because they're just snackers, dude, Like you gotta shut her
down an hour before, hour and a half before dinner
with the snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
She'll start.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
She knows dinner's coming, and dinner's usually tarl and I eat,
Scottie eats, yeah, roos, and they're finding other ways to
just not eat. Yeah, whether it's I gotta go walk
and do this, Oh I got to, Oh, Scotty drop this,
gotta get off her chair, sweetheart, just stay seated.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
We have Scotty. Don't worry about Scotty. Let's eat your food.
Did you I don't want to eat? Did you say
that really liked hummus? Am I making that up? Yeah?
You're making that up. Okay, I don't think she does
unless you saw something that I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
No, I'm probably making that up. I was just trying
to think of like anything else that you could put
the protein powder into, like just a little bit of
water into, like any type of dip type thing that
she likes a little bit of water protein yogurt, Dude,
that thing would dissolve so fast and yogurt.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yeah, because I have this like when I do my
Greek yogurt, I have like this, uh, the jocko protein.
I like the banana good but yeah good, the banana
cream and I'll mix it in my Greek yogurt. And
I tried it with her one day, but so did
I want protein like you? And I kind of put
it in there and mix it up and then she
just doesn't eat it. Oh no, Yeah, so she she
has some strong taste buds, Like I don't feel like

(01:11:05):
it's out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Of the ordinary.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I mean, she eats, but it's just you're just sitting
there negotiating the whole time. Yeah, some kids out there
eat good, dude. I feel like rue eate everything before
probably in the Twoes hit and then just outside of there,
then you just got your go to's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
You try to get the healthiest version of chicken nuggets,
like you got your chicken fingers and mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
I was like, we can't have mac and cheese, bro,
every day. We can't have mac and cheese that much. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I don't know if this is a dad hack. I
don't know if my mom just lucked out with my
brother and I. But she was introducing, introducing crazy shit
when we're a little kid, Like she was giving us
pesto feta pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Yeah, man, by telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Ru would do that stuff because that's what charl would
do with her introducing all these things, and she just
her taste buds will tighten up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Oh really that she's three, and we just gotta like
get creative, like oh, tickle Monster's gonna come get you
if you don't take a bite.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, to get them going. But it's like yeah, because
you offer them as much as you know, you offer
them a full plate. Let me say, hey, eat this,
eat that, like, don't you know, just let them may
whenever you're ready she gets stupists off. I'll say, well,
go sit in your room, then go sit on the
couch until you're ready.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
She destroyed those eggs when we were sitting there at breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah, I'll get it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Eat the eggs because you will talk about you know,
you want to grow taller, You want to you love
jumping and doing ballet. Your spins will get faster, You'll
start running faster, get on your tippy toes better, all
those things. And sweetheart, you're so you know, you do
such a good job focusing and with your memory and
reading eggies. Protein makes your brain better, makes your brain stronger, smarter,

(01:12:51):
you grow taller, faster. I try to, you know, you
try to. You try to explain the why behind it,
so it kind of gets their brain. Okay, so she
would that would get her to start taking down eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Friend of the pod of the Bustle with the Boys pod,
call up coach Hardball and just have them talk to
her about steak and eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah, yeah, and milk. It's just the importance of milk.
And she'd steak. That makes steak, yes, she makes steaks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Well, that's the best form of protein.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just Yeah, it's opening up those
those taste buds the horizon when.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
You're on the go. Yeah, because weekends are always solid
because we can make food and grilling now too is
a creative way to do that. Yeah. Keep it under
an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Keep it under an hour, my survival kid. This is
a quick one because it's just a fastball right down
the middle. It's called the snuggle me. I'm sure dad's
out there with newborns or maybe even infants as well,
like early infancy are aware of the snuggle me. But
I am a new dad, so I'm just gonna throw
it out there, fastball down the middle. This thing is crazy.

(01:13:58):
It's a little bed that you know, nothing out there
like prefaces. This is safe sleep because they don't want
to get sued or whatever. But it's a very safe
form of like this little bed and it kind of
mimics like rolling up a towel or rolling up a
blanket super tight around your baby. It's basically like a
little dog bed for a baby. Do we put Scarlet

(01:14:21):
in this thing? We don't even have to swaddle her.
We just place her in there. Sometimes we don't even
have to put a blanket down, and she is night night.
Instantly when we were playing pubg together that night, I
had snuggle me on the couch right here to my left.
She is on my hip, Like the snuggle means touching
my hip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
She's right here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
I have the headset because I'm a good dad. Halfway
all my ears, so I kind of hear what's going on.
There's a great playlist on and maybe I already reference this,
but it's a harp covers of like pop songs, so
it's like fun twenties century pop songs but.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Played on a harp. I have that playing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I have her little uh god, where are those little
noise makers machines? Yeah, but it's the one that everybody has,
the white noise the hatch. Oh, the hatch, and we
got the portable hatch. Dude, do you have the portable hatch?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I don't think so. That thing is sick.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
That might be my honorable mention survival kit. It comes
with like a little keychain hanger that you can put
on a backpack.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I like that. It's sick, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Four different settings like ocean hatch sound machine. It's got
you are My Sunshine on repeat like on piano.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
But it's great. So I got to add that one
to the bag. Dude, it seems like a great one
to travel with.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Oh it's so good, and you can hang it from anywhere,
so like, if she's sleeping, you're not worried.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
It's like laying down next to a long car riser
it's now chiming in. You just have it hanging from
their from their car seat. I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
That's a great dad act, dude, our great survival kid. Yeah,
great survival kid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
It kind of my honorable mention because the snuggle Me
is like the true survival kid. But dude, it was great.
I was like able to be with you, guys. I'm
attended to her. She's right there, she's getting good sleep.
If she's kind of moving just a little bit and
doing a little I just kind of gently placed my
hand like on her arm and arms and chests just
to let her know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Like, hey, Dad is here. Yeah, I'm right here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
And she's got those cushions on either side of her,
so she feels very contained, very swaddled. Peaceful sleep, dude,
peaceful sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
So snuggle me, snuggle me. Im portable and portable hatch
portable hatch, portable hatch. I love those, do we want
to do uh we do? We want to hit the
hot line.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
We can do the hot line. My dad hack is
so fast. I'm just gonna say, just sing, just sing.
It helps you with anything.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Love that you're changing diapers, sing, sing, you're feeding sing sing. Yes,
I've warned that. I mean, I'm only a week in
a day. But if you're singing, you're winning.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, them go too, Lollabies, Man, go too, lollabies. Found
one because Scotty's a big Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Twink
cool Twinkle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
You know the song you know?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, yeah, you know the bars well, and I've heard
that you're a champion of Twinkle Twinkle Little Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I founder song. Oh a Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Oh
really would you like to hear?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yeah? Okay, sorry for those out there that I don't
want to hear the boys sing. But it's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Scotty, Scottie, Scottie Joe. You have a family that loves you,
so Mama, Dad, dadd waffle in rue singing you a
song cause I love you, Scottie Gotti, Scottie Joe, you
have a family that loves.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
You so Yes, that's really good. Well, I was always
in my bag on that one that's really good. I
did you are my sunshine, but you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Are my scarlet, my little scar Then you make me
happy when sky's are great.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Oh some song. You never know, dear, how much I
love you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Please don't take my scar a little way.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Come on. You were deep in the back. I was
deep in the bag and then I was singing the
Middle by Jimmy Eat World.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
The it just takes sometime. The it'll girl, you're in
the middle of the ride. Everything, everything will be just fine.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Oh yeah, during diaper changes. She doesn't cry anymore if
I sing Jimmy Eat World.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
The best two is as she gets older, like when
you're singing those songs should just be her eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Will just be on you, dude, I'm fired up. Yeah,
you'll love it, dude. That's a that's a great dad
act though. Oh yeah Collins.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah, go callins for my dad act. My dad had
kind of goes into the lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Okay, cool, this one comes in. So just a reminder
of our international listeners. You have six o one dads
at gmail dot com. You can send in a voice recording,
a video, or just written down email to six oh
one The Dad's at gmail dot com. This one comes
from Australia from our boy Nathan down and down Under, bro,

(01:19:16):
get listen to this ship.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
He killed it, so he sent the voice memo into
sent a voice memo in the Gmail okay six on
one of the dad's at Gmail Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Sam, Well, how are you boys? I'm loving this new
dad show that's ninth in here from Australia. I'm a
longtime Bosting fan and a proud two time girl dad.
My oldest daughter is nearly four and my youngest daughter
is about six months and night, it's all happening down here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Pause it it might it's happening all down here. It's
happening down here. Oh my god. I could listen to
this guy every week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Oh mis fans mate, down Under mate, it's all and
a half, yeah and a half year old. I'm kind
of getting some some Irish mixed in with that, but
I love this guy's voice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Oh dude, he's crushing. He has a great calling too.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Like my oldest daughter is nearly four and my youngest
daughter is about six months, and mate, it's all happening
down here. I've got a question for you boys, how
is your hair and outfit?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Game, my wife, how's your hair? And out there here?
How is your hair? And outfeet? Game?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
All about making sure the girls look cute when we
leave the house. I'm talking matching outfits. I'm talking hair
done little bows. When it's just me on dad judy, mate,
it's survival mode. I'm talking crooked pony towel.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Could you understand? You know what is he saying there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
And when it's just me on dead duty, it is
survival mode.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
So vival mode. I suck at the Australian voice. I
suck at to keep him going.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
In the wash and he tips for me to stepping
out my solo and dad's styling skills. I'll just call
it out it is and embrace the chaos and call
it authentic. Toddler Look, thanks, hats boys, have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Cheers. What's his name? Nathan? Yo? That fired me up?
I love that call in. He's Nathan. Please call in
every week?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Please call in every week? He signed off on his email.
Cheese legends, Nathan round round of a falls for Nathan?
What do you what do you have for him?

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I really don't have any advice for him because I'm
not there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
He's doing it embracing the suck, embracing the trenches. Look
at look at the end of the day. Your your
your wife loves the matching outfits. Kids love the matching outfits.
Rue loves wearing dresses. She's in the dress theme and uh,
will get a dress on her and you get to
wear a dress today, sweetheart. She picks out a dress,
she picks out the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Bow and the whether it's a bow or a called headband? Headband?
Is that it? Yeah? Headband? Headband with the bow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Headband like the thing that like arches over their head. Yes, yes, okay,
you're not like the headband like a rapper. Run yeah,
chef chef us, I'm such a guy, dude, that's all right.
But headbands, you know, whether it's matching or not matching whatever, Rue,
whatever she wants to pick, we kind of let her wear. However,

(01:22:36):
Charles loves the outfit game. She loves getting new outfits,
and she does such a good job picking them out.
I took Rude too when we were in New York.
I took her through a store so she could pick
out a dress. It's headband, Oh, perfect bow head band. Yeah,
we got a couple of those as well. I love
it just because anytime anytime you leave the house too
and you're out in public, you know you have.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Strangers that are complimenting them. They they just feel awesome,
Like what do you say? She say, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
But as much as it sucks at times because I'll
just want to throw shorts and a T shirt on her.
Just get shorts and a T shirt, sweetheart, we want
to go shorts T shirt trying to get her out
of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I lay down an outfit. Well, screw your outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
We wanted to go shorts on a T shirt to
make it quick and easy. But there are times, especially
holiday season, matching Pj's all of us. I'm big on
a you know, if we got to get her a
new pair of shoes, I'm quick to go on you know,
whether it's stock x or a website for shoes and
get like matching shoes because I like to rock the
new Balance or who has a pair of New Balance shoes?
Where we all meet her and her mom, we have

(01:23:38):
some matching new Balances. Fit game is big getting swagged
out as big Dude and Charo loves it. It's you
just got to embrace it. But as far as Crooked
ponytails go. Ponytail game is hard. I'm a one trick pony.
I'm a one trick pony. We can go actually two
trick pony. We can go high pony, we can go
low pony. But outside of that, you want that at

(01:24:00):
a braide your hair that I don't I haven't figured out.
I haven't had the patience enough to learn the videos
because I know dad's out there. They are savants. You
guys are savants at braiding the hair. There are probably
you know, you'll probably be leaving me some tips on
braiding the hair. My fingers are just.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
That's a badge, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
It's a good badge to put out there. Yeah, the
braid badge, that's just not in my bag. Your mom's
got to do your hair. But any of the buns too,
like you know how you flip it through the ponytail
and you put it in something else to where it
looks like a little bun. I'm not I don't. I
don't have that in my bag. I can put on
a headband, put on a bow. We can go high pony,

(01:24:39):
we can go low pony. I've gotten solid thought at
the ponies brushing their hair tight, get it in four hoops.
But anytime it's a bun or anything else, like, I
can get out the braid. Braid's pretty easy to get out.
But anytime it's in a bun and you see your
hair kind of in a certain type of a certain
type of maze going on up there, I tend to
stay away. Hey, sweetheart, can you help her get her

(01:25:00):
butt out? Because I feel like I heard her When
I'm like trying to pull it out, She's like, ah,
that you know, and she starts like crying. I'm like,
go to your mother, Go to your mother. This contraption.
I don't know how to figure it out. You start
pulling on the wrong spot, you know what I mean,
you start pulling on the wrong parts.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I can't even.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Brush Jill's hair, Like, I really like how you're saying,
start low and then you like kind of work your
way up. You're talking about, yeah, brushing roofs hair, Like
I had to learn that with Jill when we first
started dating.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Yeah, Like when you don't have it tight enough and
you're just getting out the lows, like it's too loose,
it'll yank, it'll yank on their head.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Or Jill had hair, she's okay with me saying this,
but she would get hair extensions for like, uh, weddings
or like pig events and stuff, and do taking those out, chef,
Have you ever had to do that? Take hair etensions out?
It's like surgery and they have like the little brackets
in there, and I'm in there with the needle nosed
plier trying to break these little, you know, metal brackets

(01:25:57):
to like oh shit, Oh dude, You're like, I don't
want my my wife to go bald, like you know
what I mean, because you're ripping. You feel like you're
ripping so much hair out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
You're like, Godlee, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nerve wracking. Something
we can all work on. Nathan, Nathan, Nan, keep grinding, Nathan.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
That was awesome. Just keep embracing it, dude, Yeah, dude,
just keep embracing it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
And Nathan please call in again soon.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I have Nathan J. Just like saved in the email now.
So if Nathan J comes in, he's a he's a
friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Friend of the show. Nathan Nathan first friend of the show,
first friend of the show, first friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
All right, let's go I hate to derail us, but
how the hell, are we gonna get him his merch?

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Are we are? We just gonna go ship international.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
If we Yeah, if we can't, Absolutely, we gotta get
Nathan his merch. He's gonna be a friend of the
show and he's part of PT six. He's gonna embrace
the boys and he's a fan of But of course
we were getting.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Him as merch. Nathan, please send us a picture of
the merch box. Yeah, that just juices me up. That's
going to another continent. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, Nathan.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Anytime you're uh, you're alone too, and you're your daughter
is not excited about you not getting it right with
the crooked, crooked ponytail.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
You just gotta embrace it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
You gotta embrace hey, that that doesn't always have all
the answers, That is doing his best, that is doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
But look at your hair. Your hair looks gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
And just remind your daughter that it's all gone down here. Yeah, whatever,
it's all I keep going like European because of the
Lion Tamer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Yeah, the Lion the Lion Tamer videos. We're watchings his moistpice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
I don't even know what accent I'm in, but that
was awesome. You just gotta you gotta have fun with it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Yeah, that is trying.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
That is that is and yeah, and I guarantee the
teachers at school when like you're dropping off daughter and
she gets out of the car and ponytails crooked and
it's dad obviously dropping her off.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I'm sure the teachers love that. Yeah, They're like, oh,
dad gave it his best. Gi. Yeah, she's gotta love
the dads out there embracing and trying. Yeah, dude, it's
new for all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Oh yeah, because Rue has a bunch of hair bro
shakes after her mom. Yeah, she's got a bunch of hair.
So when it got to the place where I'm having
to learn how to do the ponytails and everything, I'm
back there like what the fuck is going on? Because
I didn't have any sisters.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Oh same, I'm yeah, I would be the blind leading
the blind if I gave any advice in that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Yeah. Yeah, let's get to the next caller. All right,
next caller, this is Nick. Well, what's up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
My name is Nick. I'm a dad of an eighteen
month old. I live in Lake elmol Minnesota, just out
of the Twin Cities. First off, just want to say,
you guys have a great program. I love listening to
your show. Been following you ever since you get on barstool,
Go huskers anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Just hear me out for a second.

Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
I think he knows all dads. When you're in the trenches.
I'm talking like kids less than two years old. You
need to be afforded a Dennis Rodman night.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Just hear me out. Just hear me out.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Maybe it's a weekend Dennis Rodman weekend flashback to the
Last Dance Series. Dennis Rodman the middle of the season, says,
I gotta go to Vegas. I'll take anything give me.
I just need to clear my head. Forty eight hours
there and back, and I'm braided roll. Could you freaking imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Forty eight hours? Honey. I'll help you.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
I'll get I'll help you get care, I'll help you
get everything set up. I'll help you get bottles, everything
ready to go. I just need forty eight hours, and
when I come back, I will be championship. Dennis Rodman
in the house, around the house, changing diapers, staying up late.
I'll take night shift. I don't care, but I just
need forty eight hours in Vegas. Call it Vegas, call

(01:30:01):
it Minnesota, Montana, wherever it does you want to go.
I think every dad needs a Dentis Rodman night or
a dentist Robin weekend. Let me know your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
See you, guys. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
I love that call.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
You need your personal time you do when you're getting
to that breaking point. The communication needs to be really
good with your wife. It needs to be planned because
your wife's gonna think about all those logistics that you
just talked about. Yeah, childcare, help, because they're gonna be
rock and solo. He has an eighteen month old, so
it sounds like he only has one right now, which
is a positive. Yeah, could be worse. Could you could

(01:30:37):
have a couple, and then you got to think about
it even more. Eighteen months is an awesome age too.
Sixteen months is where I felt like Ruth's personality was
coming out. So I know he's in like some really
good He's in like a really good moment. I'm sure
his a little one in the personality's coming out. I
would assume walking, maybe not walking, probably around.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
There right now. Yeah, but that's a fun age. But yes,
bro Ah, I'm on board with that. I am too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Every man needs his time. Every dad needs his his
forty eight hours. They need his Dennis Rodman moment to
where again, call it Vegas, call it the mountains of Montana,
call it wherever. You're just out of town, you're unreachable.
You need to decompress. Yes, you need silence. You need
a hotel room. Would you just you and yourself, maybe
a couple of the boys. But you need your own space,

(01:31:25):
you need your own quiet time. Your wife also needs
that as well. So I love the idea and I'm
on board with the idea, but also know that you
gotta get your wife active and hurt. Denis drom it's
two way street girl. We are pro dad's it's his
PT six. We are Papa Team six and when all
the Papa seles have of their time. Yeah, but we

(01:31:45):
can't just talk about what the dads need without also
talking about what mom needs as well. Oh yeah, so
we can't talk about you know, we are pro dad
and I'm on board with.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
You, very pro dada.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
And that gets me fired up because Jill's friend group,
there's a lot of babies already born.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Yeah, I'm being born yep.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
And talks of girl trip to thirty a you know
with the little ones is already in the works. And
when I hear that, I'm like, Okay, So hunting trips
are in my future. Golf trips are in my future
because she's gonna be going on girl trips. Yes, that
means dadad gets to go get his freak on. Yeah,

(01:32:28):
gets to go shoot his dove birds.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Yeah, get your forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I get my forty eight hours of piss missiles right
down the fairway.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
It gets me fucking fired up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
That is what you have to think about. You gotta
think about. Okay, I kind of have a need right now.
How do I communicate this? How do I plan for this?
A great way to think ahead is how where the
wife is going to get her moments? Or maybe it's
a day where you're taking care of the kids all
weekend and you send her off somewhere you haven't already
mapped out and planned out. Got a spa set up

(01:32:59):
for you here, Yeah, get your feet rubbed here, manny,
petty little Venmo Shane.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
He leaves the house, Venmo hits the account. Should we
Venmo were girls right now? Oh? I like that move.
But to finish on our boy, finish, finish our boy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Think about those optics as well, because that's what's going
to help you win this Dennis Rodman moment. That's what's
going to help you execute and succeed and find your
forty eight hours wherever it is. He's on the right track, Nick,
He's on the right track because he's saying all the
right things.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
When he gets home, I'll be doing this. I'll be
doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Love that, But also think about whether it's before your
trip and just setting the pieces in place. Listen, this
is game of thrones. Oh there's some strategizing involved, and
to do that you have to not just understand the
mind of your opponent, but be your opponent.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
What do they want? What do they need?

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
What are they interested in? How do you scratch their back?
Chaos is a ladder, Amen, How do you put yourself
in their shoes? Win the game for them, to win
the game for yourself. That's a quote graphic.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
That's a quote graphic. Put it down. Yeah, I got this.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Weird email, says Veiled this year is gonna be half
off on all ski lifts, hotel stays.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
I don't know, just something to look into, honey. I
was role playing. It was a bit but but do
your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Yeah, yeah, do your thing. You were talking about this vemo.
I'm getting this vemo cooked up right now. Okay, what
are we sending here?

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
I was gonna send Manny Petty and then like what
are we thinking though? Because those charl just got.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
One those fabulous because I was sometimes I gotta run, sweetheart,
them dogs are barking down there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Would she go with like bubble bath or is she
like what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Like a light pink? I think for the color. No,
it's like a it's like a vibrant orange, just red
like in that. Oh yeah that's sick. Yeah like that? Yeah,
big fan. Okay, So so my mine's out the gate,
every p hey, Papa team six.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
This is a call to action. Pull out your phone,
get out the venmo.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Get out the venmo or cash app, whatever whatever you
We're a big friend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Of cash app, big friend of cash app. We're a
big friend of zel Zell. Just just whatever whatever. Pull
out the phone, pull out the phone. Charlo loves uh,
she loves lattes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Mm hmm. I'm gonna send her five.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
I'm gonna send her Yeah, what how do you spell many?

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Petty?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
I gotta google this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
I'm gonna send her ten bucks and just say, do good,
treat yourself to something nice.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Manny Petty. Oh there's a guy named Many Petty.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
P e t t y.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Okay, okay, I'm sending her twenty five. Should I send
her more than twenty five? Many petties are kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Pricey, Many Petties. You say, twenty five bucks? Yeah? Should
I go higher than that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I think Manny Petty fiddy, probably a couple hundred, right,
that's a couple honda Many Petty.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Maybe I'm fucking wrong. Send her a hundred, send her
one hundred. Ten, Go treat yourself, sweetheart, bro this Oh okay,
there you go, twenty to forty bucks. Oh for many Petty,
I just sent chorro here so you can see it.
Cent troo ten dollars the subject line whatever. And then

(01:36:34):
I sent her a text, go treat yourself. Go treat yourself, sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
What a move? Mid day Latte on me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
I just sent her fifty dogs fifty bucks, Many Petty
with a heart.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Mid Yeah. There you go, boom.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Pop a team six, pull out your phone, send them
some send them a few bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
It's like, what Chef was talking about with that video
before we started recording, the dad that just vacuums for
no reason and he's like one hundred, one hundred days
still kick off.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
You gotta prepare, You gotta get your reps in. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta think about that stuff. No response yet. That's
our center ten bucks. That's some nice sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Yeah, next voicemail, Yes, next voicemail. Okay, how long have
we been going? Thirty minutes? Gotta keep it under an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Thirty minutes, not not too shabby. My name is justin
from Vancouver, Washington. Each fan pause, pausing, cameras are over
here to lose anything.

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
This one just went.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
This one's been.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Take six for for we're coming back from a break
and for those just catching the tail end of that conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
No, no, we won't have the conversation. No we will,
we won't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
But I was just gonna I was gonna say that
Chef was pouring his heart out about Tennessee. Chef was
pouring his heart out about tennis.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Yeah, Tennessee balls. I was telling him the temper of
the expectations, Yeah, yeah, temper the expectations. Chef is a
true ball.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
We want GBO to be successful. We do Friend of
the Show, Friend of the Show GBO after GBR. Yes, sir,
all right, Dad hack lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
So we have one more call in. Oh, all right,
let's get to the last call in. All right, last
call in. This one's a dus.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Hey. My name is Justin from Vancouver, Washington, justin Awesome.
Just wondering how you guys deal with some of the
stuff that your kids say in public that either sounds
wrong or they shouldn't be saying. For example, my daughter's
three just turned four, huge Lions fans. She got a

(01:39:07):
kiddy this year, named it on her own, Jared Goff.
But we'll be in a line Jimmy Johns to get
a sandwich. She talks real fast. She's like, I got
a kiddy. Little lady's like, what's the kitty? What's your
kitty's name? Jerk off? So sounds like jerk off everywhere
she's telling us, you know what the kiddy's name is,

(01:39:29):
it's jerk Off, jerk off. It's like, ah, No, I
got people staring at me, lying I got the sandwich lady.
You know, now think I'm a deadbeat tad yelling at
this kid's cat. Calling it jerk off all the time.
I was like, no, no, no, we're Lions fans. His
name is Jared Goff. Just seeing what crazy shit your
guys kids might say in public. But you gotta do

(01:39:50):
some explaining about keep up the fucking good work. You
guys are awesome. Kill her to have some podcasts like
you guys go Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Thanks for calling in, bro. I think that's adorable. Oh yeah,
I don't think there's an issue at all. You gotta
have a nice laugh. You're left behind her, A pairent
might be looking at you a little weird. She means
Jared Goff, his name's Jared Goff comes off his jerk off.
Because when he was saying, like what happens when your
kids say stuff in public that they shouldn't be saying,
I'm thinking, oh, no, like what what she said, because
she's probably getting it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
She's probably hearing it at home.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Uh, I think that's adorable. Oh I love it. I
love it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Shout out JJ, Jeremy's son. When they're on Broadway. Somebody
was pulling up to a stop sign and their breaks
were super squeaky, and JJ's like four and he goes
you might want to check those bud and you know
where you heard that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Yeah, straight from Yeah, straight from Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
I can't wait till a little scarlet's just yapping.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
I love that Ru hasn't said anything yet that not
that I can remember.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
She did one time say like Charles phone number to somebody,
and she's like, you know, reciting the phone number and
so perfect, and so you know, it's like, hey, sweetheart,
you know, don't just be don't just be saying you know,
phone numbers people you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
But she like rue, She engages. If we're like talking
shows come up, she beg I'm Rue. Like, oh yeah,
that's right, sweetheart. To introduce yourself, She's beg, I'm three.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
It's like, uh, birthday age name, Uh huh. Check out Scotty,
Scotty seven months. That's Ruth's conversation. That's Ruth's bag when
she's talking to people. Uh huh, this is her name
is Scotty. That the hell Scotty seven months?

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
She's seven months. I'm three.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
But we haven't had a run in yet with with
something out of pocket being said. But if it is,
I feel like we'll just enjoy a good laugh. We'll
enjoy a good laugh and then explain what she's actually
trying to say. That's something bad, like you know that
has hit me? Oh sweetheart, just put your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Around a round.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I thought you how to hit that, thought you how
to hit that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
They kick waffle. I had to keep her from going outside, no,
no doubt. I was just moving her with my leg.
I was moving her with my leg.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Dad that shot someone with Dragon that's on the video game.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah, yeah, that that kills people. Oh sweetheart, sweet she's
talking video games. She's talking video game.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Oh man, I.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Still remember my childhood telephone number of like the house
that we grew upeah, So I'm sure my parents had
the same issue.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
I was probably going around just that. That the dome. Yeah,
that's hilarious. I yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I don't think there's much there's not much coaching there.
It's enjoy it, celebrate. Yeah, there was a so you
know Brad, oh Brad love friend of the Friend of
the show. He was the dad and the trailer. So
Brad his son Ben, who's he's in college now. He's
a he's like a young adult now. But when he

(01:42:58):
was really little, around three.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Or four, instead of Kitty he would say titty, which
was so adorable. You know, we're giggling, chuckling.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
I'm trying to get him to say kitty all the
time because I'm, well, it's been now, Ben's like eighteen
years old. I'm like, in my I'm like eighteen nineteen myself.
So back when he was that like for you, I'm
like young twenties, yeah, being an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Just set them up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Been telling them about your kiddie, tell about the kiddies
you have, how you love stuggling your kiddies.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
I'm totally gonna be that dad.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
We had a neighbor that she rode around on her
scooter a lot, and she called it a cooter, and
so she we would just hear out fron of, you
want to ride my cooter and You're like, oh my gosh, yeah,
well you gotta we gotta work on the pronunciation of scooter.
You gotta work on those asses. That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
So oh Rue used to when she was when she's
like memorizing her books. Oh man, she would say something
where it sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Like you were talking about this the other day, dick,
or what was it? I can't remember it was.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
It was something yeah, oh oh, it was the things
in the bedroom, the things in the bedroom, and you
were pointing your saying what is that?

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
And it's added like maybe, fuck, I can't remember. It
was a sad brain, man, that brain.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
I'm starting to get it to you. Yeah, starting to will.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
And it's got to be your excuse to your wife
whenever you're forgetting stuff. Love you enjoy that ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Should we get into lesson? Yeah that week?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Yeah, I would say, all right, so my lesson, my
lesson of the week, saw something again, shout out Instagram,
out the app of Instagram, But I saw something. Then
I put a little put a little pin to paper
or keys to the keyboard. Show your kids what resilience
looks like. I find myself falling short with this at times,

(01:45:14):
communicating with rue while a tantrum is building up. Maybe
I had a long day at work. Maybe I'll let
myself down not working out or eating well because I
was up late at night with Uncle Shram, and it's
weirdly built up in your mind. Maybe you're just exhausted
and feel like you don't have any patience. But something
to keep in mind that I have to constantly remind
myself is that our kids are watching. They're watching how

(01:45:36):
we handle things. They're watching how we react with adversity
around the house, They're watching how we handle our communications
with everyone around us. And we have to stay aware
of that. And when you're going through it, when you
embrace the suck, know that you are teaching your grit.
Know that you're teaching them how to stand tall and
stay in the fight. And also this goes into my
dad hack. Challenge yourself to tell your kid how your

(01:45:58):
day was. I find it it's helpful because when they start,
when they're starting to struggle and melt down into the
abyss of a tantrum with no return, you find yourself
like wanting to hold your line of defense or wanting
to hold your boundary really strong. You might start raising
your voice and losing your composure, just like you know,
I was talking about losing my composer last week. Last week,
even though the moment called for for something like that.

(01:46:20):
But go into the mode of fully empathizing word they
are because you can still hold the boundary. You can
still hold the boundary there. Like a few episodes ago,
when we were talking about, you know, negotiating with kids,
or you feel manipulative when you're telling them this if
they're like, you know, one example, RU like hurt herself
or she had like a scratch on herself and she

(01:46:41):
was using it like I can't do that, I can't walk,
I can't I can't do this and that I can't
go to my bed, I can't put my PJS on.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
I need you to carry me, or like I don't
want to do X, Y and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Z before bed because I have a scratch, I have
a boo boo in my don't work, and you're at
that breaking point of like get your ass upstairs and
you're putting your PJS on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
This is what we said we were going to.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Do, flipping it into fully like empathizing where they're at.
H That example would be oh, sweetheart, I know dad
has got a bunch of booboos on his legs, Like
I got these scars where I got gashed. I had
to tell her this story. She showed me this little
scratch she had. My patience was running thin, and I
thought to myself, all right, how do I completely go

(01:47:28):
where she's at and I will get to my boundary
because we still have to execute walking upstairs and getting
our pajamas on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Yeah, versus raising my voice. Hey, this is what we're doing,
picking her up. Whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
I fully went into like a oh dude, I feel you.
DADAD got a massive booboo. Back when I was your age,
Like I was outside, I was playing with friends, and
you know how Daddy will like spin you around or
pick you up, or grab your hands and pull you
in the circles. I had that happen to me one time,
and I got this massive gash on an on the fence.

(01:48:01):
It was actually a real story. I'm not just like
making it up to you, but I'm like, DADDAD was
playing around and this all the adult. They grabbed my
wrists and were flinging me around and I was close
to this fence and this nail was sticking out and
gashed me in the knee. And you know at that
point when they're melting down, they kind of stopped because
they're listening to you. They're like, oh, Deadad went through
something like this. Yeah, And You're like, I still have

(01:48:22):
a scar from it. Do you want to see the scar?

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Yeah? I want to see the scar. And I like
show this scar on my knee, like, oh, it's still there.
Dadad was bleeding everywhere. Did you cry?

Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Dadad cried a lot. It was really painful. But you
know what I had to do. I still had to
go upstairs. I still had to I still had to
get my pajamas on, and my legs. Dude, my legs
weren't working either. I'm like yelling from mom and dad,
can somebody help me? Can somebody help me? But Mom
and Dad wasn't. They weren't available to pick me up
and help me out. And I had to find a
way to stand up and walk upstairs. Do you think

(01:48:52):
you could stand You think you could stand up and
use your legs to walk upstairs? I Dadad wasn't able
to pick you up because you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Know, my back, my back's got all these issues.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Years, yeah, ten years in the league suite, aren't I
was on practice squhad' here's the you've ever seen the
Georgia pick six, Here's the Georgia pick six.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Dead as back hurts. So it's hard for me to
pick you up. But I'll tell you more.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
I have other scars. I have other stories where I
had big scratches. I can tell you when we're when
we're getting ready for bed, would you like to go
do that? Yeah, yeah, we can go do that. And
the next thing you know, she's walking upstairs no to
put her PJS on. So I would just say, like
teaching your kid resilience. A lot of the times, it's
not like holding the line in. It's such a stern
way because when they're three again, when they're young, it's

(01:49:33):
like they're they're they're developing brain just cannot compartmentalize and
connect the wiring that remains calm. Or here's what you're saying.
It's more of like a lot of it is like
getting yourself completely in their shoes, telling them an old
war story about yourself, to where you're sharing stories or
tough times with them. Maybe their legs don't work and
you just make it up in the moment. Oh dad

(01:49:54):
has legs up working today at work, or Dada wasn't
able to get this today at work, or I couldn't watch.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
She might want to walk downstairs get my water bottle. Room,
I'm not getting your water bottle. It's time for bed.
We're going to do this. Yeah, Dad, I couldn't get
to his water bottle. That worked today.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
I hit somebody, you know, then it's like I had
somebody come bring it up, and then I still executed
what I needed to do the next time. And you're
kind of telling them an old adversity that's like completely
empathizing with what they're going through in the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Now you didn't want to get the water bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Your heart's like, okay, I should get the water bottle,
but not in a moment of her being pissed off.
I'm going down to get and she drinks and manipulates
you in there doing something else. You sit there and
talk about a time or make up a story about
how you couldn't get your water bottle, and Uncle Sherm
or Papa shrm, I couldn't get my water bottle saying sure,
IM sure, He ends up bringing over to me. I
got my water, and then I had to do my
next thing, which was you know, you make that up,

(01:50:46):
had to do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Go to work, had to take a nap. I had
to ask Uncle Sherm very nicely.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Yeah, yeah, I had to ask him Uncle Sheran very nicely.
And then when he brought me my water, I got
my water and took a nap. So here's what I'll
do for you. All go downstairs, I'll get your water.
But once you take a couple of SIPs of water,
it's time to go night night. It's time to say
good night and let that then know it's time to
tuck you in a kiss, a hug, and three squeezes.
That is going to leave the room.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Can you do that for me? Yeah? Can you do
that for me? Yeah? I can do that for you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
And then you go down and get the water bowle
to take a couple of SIPs like, okay, good night, dad, died,
I love you, and then you kind of execute what
your boundary was, even though you removed outside and went
and got that water bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
So that's my lesson is that's the lesson of the week,
is just how to show your kids resilience when they're
kind of being aware and watching you from afar, just
being conscious of like when you are having those hard
moments because it's tough, dude, because your patience runs thin
after a long fucking day and you're just running on fumes.
It's just knowing that they're watching you and seeing how

(01:51:42):
you handle everything. And then also in those times where
in their developing brain. They're having a lot of struggles
using the resilience as like sharing a moment of your
resilience or adversity, whether it's a made up story, whether
it's a real story, if it's something that sounds that
they're just making up, like, dude, you got a bug bite.
It's gonna go away tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
I know it itches.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Yeah, you showing them, Oh my gosh, I got bud
bues too, bug bites too. And then it completely disarms
what's had the meltdown that's starting to happen in their
brain because you're not trying to give them, You're not
trying to listen to them. You're like, Okay, I got it.
You gotta you gotta, you gotta bug bite. Soun brush
your teeth, soun brush your teeth. I can't bug bite
bug bite. It's like, stop thinking about the get her

(01:52:22):
in to brush your teeth. Just go into complete dude,
I got a bug bite. I got a bug bite.
Two And then they kind of stop and look at Yeah,
it's itchy, it's itsy, it's itchy, but you know what,
I know it's gonna feel better tomorrow. And even though
I have a bug bite and I just don't want
my legs aren't helping me out. Right now, I'm still
gonna brush my teeth and we're gonna go to bed.
So after I show you this bug bite, you know,
can we go in and brush our teeth and say yeah,

(01:52:43):
we can go brush our teeth and then it ends
up happening. So that would be That would be something
I'm consciously trying to stay aware of when I feel
like my patience isn't there. And then how to flip
the script in the middle of a of a tantrum
and kind of tell them a story of something that

(01:53:04):
you're going through with them or have went through that
they are currently going through.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
I bet it's so much easier to go the other direction.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
Scarlett's obviously not talking yet, but I'm already starting to
sense that within myself that battle of like when I
was talking about the dad loss and like the third
blowout that she had in a row of just like
oh man, you know I could sit here and be like, dude,
that really sucks, or I could laugh at the fact

(01:53:34):
that my daughter just pooped her diaper three times in
a row. We're gonna sing even more, just kind of
like I'm starting to build that resilience in my head
because I'm just at the beginning chapters and I'm already
sensing that as a weak point for me of like
I gotta bring that positivity or I got to bring that,

(01:53:54):
you know, resilience and that ability to Hey, this is hard,
but like here's how we're attack it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Yeah. I love that, Like, hey, this is hard, dude,
I know it's hard. Man, I can tell.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
I can tell it's making you angry and frustrated and dude,
same thing happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Then they kind of stop and they're kind of attentive
about like what you're saying. Then you talk through how
you handled it and how you went through everything else.
You know what, I bet, I bet if we do X,
Y and Z, let's do this for a second, you
know what, let's pause, you know, let's pause having to
go upstairs, and you just make up some like remedy,
some side quest with them. I bet if we do this,

(01:54:34):
I bet it makes it feel better, and I bet
it it helps you going back going upstairs to execute
what the mission is. Oh yeah, then you kind of
take them on a little side quest. Then you get
them going first just sitting there battling. It gets to
where your patience is so low because it happens to
me all the time, to where you're just like you just.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
Get fed up.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
You just get fed up before he starts elevating, or
you're just like, hey, sweetheart, I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
You and Mama, Yeah, go find mama. You go find
mom with yourself. Dad is not doing it. Huge, huge
shout out to my brother.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
You just reminded me of a core childhood memory. My
brother's four years older than me. I was very lucky.
He was a very kind brother to me and very
like fatherly too, Like he he loved being an older
brother to me and like teaching me and YadA YadA.
I was really scared of monsters under the bed and
like scared of monsters in the closet, and I would

(01:55:27):
fight mom and dad of going to bed, and he.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Had the wherewithal too.

Speaker 3 (01:55:32):
My dad had Airsol deodorant back in the day, and
my brother said that it was monster spray and was like,
if we spray it in the closet and underneath the
bed of like that side mission, Yeah, Like we're all good. Like, dude,
I've never seen a monster before in my life. After
I sprayed that thing, I started going to bed like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:54):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
Because those are good little fun games to play. Yes,
you're in, and it's kind of early in the phase
of like if I catch ru soon enough, or if
I'm thinking about it, like doing that side quest of like,
you know, she's always scared of the mask because she
saw Michael Myer's mask when she was young, so she's
always been like, the mask.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
Oh, sweetheart, the mask comes. The mask comes. If we
don't do X, Y and Z, what the mask comes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
Yeah, But all we gotta do is we got to
go in the it's the bonus room. Yeah, but we'll
go in the playroom and we'll do this and that'll
keep the mask away. But after we you know, make
some up stay.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
It's the spray. After we go in and do a.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Couple couple of sprays. She's got this little water bottle.
After we go in and do a couple of sprays,
that'll keep the mask away. But then we gotta do
we gotta brush our teeth because if we don't brush
our teeth, it won't hold. It won't hold, and the
mask will come. So then you make it that little game.
So it's like, do you want to go, well, okay,
we spray. Do you want to run back and brush
our teeth real quick? She's like, yeaheah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
Let's go, and you start.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Running to the room, get the bathroom, you prush her teeth. Okay,
let's run on the couch. Let's run the mountain because
then you might pause. You be like, oh my gosh,
do you hear that? I think the mask might be coming,
And she'll get all she'll get all like excited because
she knows where like we're playing a game. Oh h Like,
oh my gosh, the masks come. We gotta run to
the bed. We gotta run to the couch. We gotta
run on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
Uh huh. And then you go run on the couch. Okay,
I think we're safe. What book do you want to read? God?
That's electric fires me up. Dude, you're gonna get to be.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
I cannot wait to play Make Belief. When we went
to your house to shoot the trailer, she showed me
the pillow for it. She was showing me and Garrett
for it in y'all's bonus room, and I said, what's
this pillow?

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Is this the door?

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
And she said, yeah, it keeps out like that. I
couldn't tell what she was trying to tell me, but
she was telling me that the wolves.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
Yeah, she was telling me it kept stuff out. Yeah,
and it was very a central part of the pillow
for it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
Yeah. I was like, God, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
It's uh TAFFEEDI from Mohana keeps out TAFFEEDI, hmmm, keeps
out the Grinch. Oh good, yeah, good, keeps out the Grinch.
The mask of course, the mask, you course, the mask,
the bear mm and the wolves. Because I'll play like
wolves growling on my on my YouTube. I'll like pull
out my phone. I'm like, oh my god, do you

(01:58:16):
hear that there's wolves outside? And then when she gets
a little too scarily, oh, dad is just playing.

Speaker 2 (01:58:21):
This is just a phone. There's not really wolves. Hey,
don't forget your dad's a wolf? Is that that would
never let a wolf get in the house. No, bad guys, rather, okay, okay,
cameras are heating up. Cameras are heating up. Got to
keep it under an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
Yeah, they shout out Evan Coop for sending the boys
before the dads shout out Evan Coop.

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
Thank you, sir, huge help, huge help. They look great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
If dude, Papa Team six, if you enjoyed this episode,
you enjoy any of this content, please make sure you subscribe.
Please get your trash out, yep, it is trash day nationwide.
It's Wednesday morning. Get your trash out. I know people
have trash days on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Doesn't take your
trash out. We love you, Papa Team six.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
PT. Six. We will see you what. We will see
you in the trenches, whether on social media wherever. We
love you. We love you. See ya.

Speaker 3 (01:59:16):
Seven point one thousand views, three point two thousand subscribers.
People are saying, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Crazy, crazy ratio, crazy ratio.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
Bump those numbers off.

Speaker 2 (01:59:26):
I'm on PT six.

Speaker 6 (01:59:28):
Come on,

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