2024 All-Dude Team: Offense

We're selecting the inaugural All-Dude Team! Today, we're focusing on the offensive side of the ball for the All-Dude Offense. We'll break down each dude's season and come to a consensus on what makes them All-Dude worthy. We wrap up with The Chillest Dude of the Week presented by Coors Light. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I see that you're unretiring. M Wow, are you unretiring
or what?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jules?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh all right, let me ask you straight up, are
you coming back? Welcome to Dudes On Dudes. I'm Julian
Edelman and I'm Rob Gronkowski and this is the show
where your favorite dudes talk about their favorite dudes.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well what are we talking about today, Jules?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think we're gonna select the first ever All Dudes team,
first ever All Dudes team. We'll put our GM caps on.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So we're gonna kind of be like Shane Ververen these days. Lately,
he's going for a GM job. He's with the Houston Texans.
Shout out to you, brother.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, Rob, you've got it twisted. We're not entry level
fucking GMS. I love Shane. That's our boy, that was
us seven years ago. We are fucking Brett beach bro
with the team that we're about to pick for All Dudes.
We're at the top of the line of gms.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And then we wrap up the show by talking about
the Chillis Dudes of the Week as well, presented by
our favorite drink Corps Light.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You gotta stick around to the very end.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Let's go, dudes, on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
So Rob, what's up? Bro? Where you been?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You were in Australia, m Jules. I was in Australia.
I was working for fan duels brother company sports Bet,
which is out in Australia. You know. I went down there,
went to the horse races there put some bets on
a horse named Gronkowski. His odds were absolutely terrible, but
if he got first place, I would have made about

(01:44):
ten grand. But obviously it didn't go the way that
I wanted to go. He took dead last and he
actually lost to Best Mode. Bist Mood took second place
in that race, which was really cool because it was
kind of a Super Bowl rematch b Stmode versus the
Gronk and the be smoke Through. They handed them off
the ball on that horse track in Australia. They were
smart enough to call his number. But I was there, man.

(02:08):
It was a good time, and my bucket list of
what I really wanted to do there was meet a kangaroo,
and I wanted to meet a wild kangaroo, a wild
male kangaroo. That is, they stand about six feet tall.
They're pretty aggressive as well. Going there, I thought they
were friendly animals because they're so talked about and so
beloved outside of Australia. That's just how we view them as.

(02:30):
And then everyone was telling me how you know how
dangerous they are to go up to and if I.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Don't know what you've been watching, they're gonna come back
at you. Have you have you not seen that video
of that fucking kangaroo tattoo in that dude where he's
like fighting him and did how was the kangaroo? Did
he fight you?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, that's the thing. I wanted to meet a kangaroo
that size because I wanted to throw some haymakers. I
wanted the kangaroo to throw some hay makers back at me.
But unfortunately I didn't get to see any wild kangaroos
like that in that situation. But we had a you know,
family zoo come to us. A family zoo is a
family that takes in animals and racism like it's a
zoo right in their own house. And they brought a

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baby kangaroo, which a baby kangaroo is one years old.
It was a female. It wasn't you know, it wasn't
full size, but it was one of the cutest things.
It kind of was like a pet dog, you know.
And on top of that, they brought a koala bear,
which was really cool. I learned a lot about koala bears.
How they eat you eucalyptus all day long and they
stay high in stone for twenty three hours out of

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the day, which is awesome. I mean, that sounds like
a great life. If you ask me, you're just stone
Snoop DOGG would definitely get along with these koala bears.
There's no doubt about function.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're functioning smokers. M hmm, smokers.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
And these guys are functioning eucalyptus leaf eaters.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Are they nice? Super nice?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Super nice?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Man? So you got did you hug it? I know,
how would it?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I wasn't allowed to because you got to be a trained,
you know, professional to be able to handle koala bears.
So I got to just pet the koala bear and
then my hands smelled like eucalyptus after, which was really
cool and really neat. But I got to hold a wombat,
which is like a koala bear brother, and a wombat
was really cool. Man. It was comfortable, you know, it

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treated me like family. And then also I got to
hang out with a in Chilada and no, now in Chatina.
It's something in Chinada or something. Yeah, me too, but
you won't eat this freaking Anchilada because it has all
these porcupines coming out of it. But it's one of
the rarest animals in the world. But it was just cool. Man.
Just overall, I would say Australia is like baby America.

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You know, the people are so nice and like, no,
they love America there, and it's like baby, it's America
and Canada combined, because you know how Canada's just so big,
but in Vancouver and Toronto is basically where everyone lives. Well,
Australia is pretty big as well, but basically eighty percent
of the population or along that you know, along that

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percentage lives in just Melbourne or Cyndy, Australia. And I
was in Melbourne the whole time. And then on top
of that, the people it's more Americanized than Canada. So
it's America and Canada combined. But then you make it Australia.
And what I really love about Australians is that they're
so nice, but they're also like so insulting nice, Like

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they'll just come up to me like school. Yeah, ball busters,
but in the most polite way possible, like, oh, what's up,
gronk you a big unit mock goofy friend, like you
just sacilly goof Like they just ball busting you at
the same time, which is great. You gotta love them.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh that's gotta that had to be fun. How long
were you there?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I was there for three days, so I landed, you know,
got after it, and then I came right back.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
How long is that flight?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Eighteen hours it took to get there, and then it
was fifteen hours on the way back. And my eyes
are still closing right now, Jewels, I'm still jet lagged.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Would you do on the flight? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
What didn't I do on the flight? You know? I
took two dumps. I'm lucky that the bathrooms were bigger
on these international flights. Shout out the Quantas airlines for
having bigger bathrooms. Uh. And they weren't stinky. So that's
a good thing, because that was sure. Yeah, that would blow,
that would blow. Rob, You're dumping on plane twice I

(06:38):
had to do. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is anyone looking at you when you're coming out of
the fucking the toilet after being in there for twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I make my dumps quick when I'm out the play
like you can't hide. No. When I take a normal dump,
I usually like basically like read the paper, but I
like read my phone like I read the X app,
like the news that's going on. I didn't. I don't
do that. When I'm in the toilet bathroom jewels, I
hurry it up, I squeeze it out, and then I
do my business and then get back to myself.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, when I was taking a dump looking at X,
I see that you're unretiring.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Mm, wow, are you unretiring or what tooles tools? I
finally got home from Australia. The first day I get
to relax by myself. I had the Super Bowl trip,
Australia trip, and I'm like, oh freedom. And then all
of a sudden, my phone just starts blowing up out
of nowhere that there's rumors out there that I'm coming

(07:38):
back to the NFL. And I'm like, I can't even
keep my fricking eyes open right now because I'm so jet, Like,
how f can I go out there and play a
football game, like, let alone even five plays? Right now?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You're you see you're you're fibbing right now. Tom probably
hits you up and said, hey, babe, come play for
Come play for the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
We just we just want you there on Fridays, Babe.
We just hey, babe, we need you just for camaraderie.
We want to show these guys winners. Babe, just come
do that. What about that? Did Tom hit you up?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Nope, Tom did not hit me up. I'm pretty disappointed
because Tom is now a team owner and he's not
even hitting me up. He don't even want me as
a player anymore. That must mean he's looking at me
like I'm washed. But if he did hit me up,
I would listen to his pitch. I would, Jules, what.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
About come play for the La Chargers so you could
be close to the nuthouse. It would get fucking film
all the time together. You go play with Justin Herbert.
You got a hardball. That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
That would be a great offense. That would be a
great offense for me as well, because my game, you know,
contributes in the blocking world as well. That's what gets
me open his play action, and Justin Herbert needs that
tight end, you know, for that play action route to
just you know, dump it right over the middle, and
they want to run the ball, they want to establish
a run. And I'm not a guy that can go
out there for thirty forty passes anymore these days, Jewels.

(09:03):
So the Chargers would be a good possibility. And then
I'm right there next to the nuthouse. A week of
podcasts and hang out, and I could sleep at the
nuthouse every night before the games as well.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
One thousand. Take Burrow up on that offer. Maybe little
Joey now we play at Cincinnati, I could take him.
You don't get any coverage, you get zero coverage. Everything's
gonna be on the outside, Jamar Chase to be taking
all that. Y'all you gotta do is bump a guy
here and there and then slip out to that flat,
catch a ball, go for fourteen.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's a good point. Burrow on the table.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
He's on his last he's on his last limb. He need,
he's got to he's gotta throw.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Help him out.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Everything under the kitchen sink. You go to fucking New York,
you tea you gotta get some wins in.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
There, Jules. If I went to the New York Giants,
I would either extend Dabo's career or he would be
fired on the spot after this season. It would be
up to me if he signed me, I can tell
you that it would go either.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Or what about Denver?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Maybe because Sean Paie he did a little clip where
he made the Denver Broncos and he changed the name
to the Denver Broncos. So maybe that's where you know
everyone's getting that front. But also I was skiing up
in Vail in December and like random fans come up
to me, like, oh, you're coming back to football. I'm like, yeah,
I'm in Vail right now training to join the Denver Broncos.
Why else would I be here? And sometimes people take

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that and run with it as well, Jewels, But if
I'm in the right mood, I can trick people as well.
And I was being silly sometimes up there in those mountains,
So maybe it just got around that I was training
there thirty I'm thirty five years old.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Rob at thirty five is still probably better than sixty
percent of the tight ends, Joels.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I would have to train back, I would have to train,
I would have to train for good.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You'd have to train for two weeks. You would say
you would train for two weeks. We'd run. After the
first day, Rob, you'd look at me and say, I'm retiring.
I can't do this. After the second day, I'd make
you go out there and we'd do a little more
to drolls. You'd be like, I can't do this. After
the third day, you'd be like, Bro, I feel so jacked.

(11:14):
I'm starting to feel it. You see that. And then
after the fifth day and then two more weeks of that,
you'd be like, oh my god, I feel freaking great.
You'd be doing all your shit. You'd be I think
you can get eleven plays a game.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Mm hmm, you're hitting it right on the money. Wait,
you just went through all that and then you said
eleven plays a game only. Man, you had me going,
and then you just chop me right back down.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
What are you talking about. We'll give you three in
the red area. Hey, we're talking early season, early season job.
This is a fucking a year thing. We're not gonna
fucking throw you out there for sixty nine plays. We'll
give you eleven plays. Let you get your feet under you,
build your fucking aerobic capacity, build your confidence, Let the

(12:02):
rob eat, Let the rob eat, And then once it
hits November December, that's when we start kicking it up.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
That's what I'm talking about. I'm gonna have you as
my agent, Jules, when I do make this comeback now,
I'm gonna have you put that in the contract. That
that's how we're gonna sell. Drew at step By. Still
I'm disappointed and Drew, he still has not hit me
up since this went down over the last twenty four hours. Drew,
I thought you were the number one agent in the game. Like,

(12:30):
what's going on? Brother?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Where are you at?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're not there for me?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's this is the busiest week of his life. This
is legit, the busiest week of his life. He's literally
an indie right now, just selling all day long. This
is the this is a super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
It is a super Bowl. It is man his busy
as heck, he's a shark. He's twenty four to seven
with this.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
All right, let me ask you straight up, are you
coming back.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Now, Jeweles, I'm not coming back, all right, He's not coming.
But if I did come back, though, I truly do
believe that I could do it. But here's here's the factors, Jules,
is that I would have to basically cancel out everything
else that's going on in my life, like football would
have to be one focus. I would have to establish

(13:21):
a team around me that you know, with bodywork. I
would have to establish a body work team around me
in order to get the body work. AG is a
call away, but he's with the Raiders. I'll steal him
from the Raiders. I can go to the Raiders, or
I can go to the Raiders. Okay, there we go. Tom,
give me a call. You have not hit me up.
What the heck? He must not be interested. He should be, though, Tom,

(13:43):
you're missing out on your number one target for the
first year of owning the team.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Buddy, you can mentor brock you guys in a twelve
personnels would be insane. You guys, two tight end sets.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Maybe trade for Cobby Stafford. Yeah, Jacoby Bier's trade for
staff So we have a veteran quarterback ready to go.
Oh man, you're getting me excited.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I think they're good.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, they will be pretty decent. They will be, But
if I would have to, I would have to fully
focus on it, and then I would have to work
myself into it. I would have to at least have
off two days a week during training camp, one day
a week during the regular season, and then I feel
like I would be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know, I think if you come back, I'm joining you.
I'm joining you at thirty eight. All right, that just
took my chances up to the knees. Grease up, doldies.
I just got to work out it, and I'm still feeling,
still feeling explosive strong. All right, let's get into let's
get into our GM Let's take our player caps off.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
You're making my porcupines from my enchilada, you know, Spike
up jewels with this talk that you're gonna come back
to it.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
By the way, this whole thing of hearing you explain,
we need to get a rob travel show about him
going and he loves animals. He clearly he just gave
us a breakdown on everything about freaking kangaroos, porky pines,
enchiladas with porky pines. Fucking We gotta get a rob
show where you just we send you somewhere that has

(15:14):
nice beaches and and pretty animals and you just talk
about them.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's what they talk about. One more fact about the king,
hold on, fact about the kangaroo. Is that so the
so the zoologists that raises the kangaroo. What was cool
is that he had a he had a pouch, and
he just dropped the kangaroo in the pouch and then
you just dropped the pouch down into a little bucket,
and the kangaroo just was relaxed because he thought it

(15:40):
was in its mama's pouch the whole time. So it
was just really cool to me that those kangaroofs really do,
you know, rely on those pouches that the mother has
on them. I just wanted to say it was cool
to see. That's just a little fun fact that even
a zoologist can control a kangaroo to its fullest power
by just having a sack of its own that he

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just drops it in. You're a groncologist. I'm a groncologist.
That's what I'm talking about. Let's go gronkologists takes the world.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
When you have a new baby, it's kind of like
the same thing. You put them in like a little
burrito because they want to feel all cuddled up. But
let's jump into this old dude's team.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Rob let's do it. I got my general manager cap
on GM Robbie g here the first guy I would
take a free agency right now. If I was a
GM of a team, I would give Drew Rosenhaus a
call and offer the most money I possibly could to
Rob Gronkowski to get him out of retirement. That's the
first thing I would do as a GM right now.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Tools Now, what is this all dude's team done? So?
How are we doing this? This is all right, dudes?
We love this year, I think right.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yes, From each position we're going to do offense, this.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Position position group, each position position group. It's kind of
like an all Pro. This isn't all dudes. This isn't
all there's all pro teams. There's all dude teams. Okay,
that's a pro.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
All pro team. Bill, there's a Bill Belichick team. What
else is there?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
There's there's But this is the all dudes team that
we're making. Your team.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is the all dudes team. This is the squad
you want to be on.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
All right, So let's go ahead, coach first and second team.
We get to two teams. Who are you taking for
a coach, Rob, Let's let's you got Dan Campbell out there.
You got Dan Quinn who had a really good year,
Kevin O'Connell, young, really vibrant offensive coach who's won a
lot of football games. You know, kid boy genius, Sean McVay,

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Andy Reid, he's the old Buck now. Jim Harball offense
with toughness. Very very often do you say that an
offensive coach that this has like a toughness reputation. Chehn
Peyton kind of that same realm as well. His teams
are tough.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
All those coaches that you just said, they'll always literally
be in playoff contention just because of how well we.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Didn't even say the fight the coach that went to
Super Bowl Nick Sirianni.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
No, we didn't even say it. Like these coaches are
all legit, man, They're all legit. I mean, it's gonna
be tough to make a first and second team with them,
Nick Sirianni's yeah, he is on there. He is on there.
He proved them all wrong. He shaved his head, he
won the Super Bowl. I mean, is he gonna be
first team? I mean he won the Super Bowl? Jewels,
how does first team? How are we gonna you know,
just rate it? Is it? From like beginning of the

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season all the way through.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
The Super Bowl I think I'm gonna go first team
Andy Reid. What do you think, Rob, I.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Mean, it's gotta be a combination between both of us
in order to get a first team and second team.
I can't have my own first team. This is the
Dudes on Dudes first team. So I'm gonna have to
agree with you. If I want Andy Reid to be
on the first team, I would say so because I
believe they won all those games this year because of
their coaching, Like they were ready in all situations of football,

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all the way down to the wire to win those
games because of coaching. I mean, that's how you win
close games. It's because of good coaching and being prepared
for all situations. So I can't really argue with that.
Andy Reid is definitely gonna be on here as first
or second team. But if you say first team, Jules,
I'm gonna go with you that first team.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I think he's first team for this reason what you said.
I'll piggyback off of that. To keep a team motivated
to go back to the super Bowl after being back
to back super Bowl champs, that's tough, you know it is,
that's really tough to do. Whatever, you know, there's so

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many variables to going back to back. No one's even
gone to a Super Bowl after going back to back.
They did that. They want a lot of football games.
They won a lot of clothes games. And that's a
lot of coaching coaches doing the right thing in practice,
getting their teams up ready for those types of situation.
They were a situationally tough team this year. That's coaching.

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You know, they didn't have the best roster that they've
ever had and they still went to a third straight
Super Bowl. I mean that's Andy Reid and his other coaches.
So this is not just Andy Reid, this is the
whole coaching staff of that that that team. So I'm
putting him at one. Who do you think for two?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I'm gonna go with coach uh rookie rookie head coach
Dan Quinn at number two. I mean with the Washington Commanders,
he had a up and down season, but mostly up
and then when they went down, they they found those
ways to you know, come back and learn from their
mistakes and bounce right back. And being a rookie you know,
head coach. Actually he's not a rookie head coach. Dan

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Quinn was a head coach. Uh right, yeah, yeah, beat
him in the Super Bowl when he was with Atlanta,
being you know, first year with the Commanders taking the organizations,
but just been dreadfully just absolutely terrible over the last
two decades and turning it around like that with a
rookie quarterback. I'm gonna have to, you know, tip my

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hat off to him. I think dan Quinn deserves to
be second team.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I would agree. Uh, that's a historically really bad franchise
and and they've had a lot of noise these last
five seven years. They've had a lot of noise. I
remember as a kid when they were the Redskins. The Washington,
DC area, they fucking loved football. They love That was

(21:39):
the biggest stadium in the National Football League until like
ten years ago, like the whatever that That was a
huge stadium. The people in that area love the Redskins
now the Commanders, and you know, with the distractions and
the crazy shit that they were going through to flip
it with new owner, new head coach, new quarterback, go

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and represent or go to the NFC championship, that was
that's huge. That that that's that's never been done. So
I agree dan Quinn and his coaching staff, Cliff Kingsbury.
The rest of the fellas you know, Dan, was that
that was a great situation and that was a great
coaching Uh, that was a great That was a great

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coach job this year.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
A quick story about when we played in Washington. I
think it was fed Xfield. It was the only time
I played there. Actually I played there once in the
playoffs for team.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
And you had a monster game.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yes, And I told Diane Branch prior to the game,
I go, Dan Branch, watch what I do today? And
then I came out. I had six catches for one
hundred and sixty yards and two touchdowns and I broke them.
That was the game that I broke the record for
most touchdowns by tight end. I caught my fourteenth touchdown
pass and that game, baby, so memories.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Foot didn't the guy like pull your pants down or something? Almost?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, it was that big ass defensive end. I had
a ted call and then the defensive end had to
guard me because I fake blocking him, and then he
helped me and broke it. Oh man, I forgot his
name again for all Pro guy, pro bowler. Oh, just
so many d ends. I just can't remember it right now.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was a fucking monster game. Let's get to quarterback
for the All Dudes Team First and second team. Quarterback
of the All Dudes Team First Team for me, Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Really you're going with Patrick Mahomes, I'm gonna go gainst
that Jews. I'm gonna put Joe Burrow as the first
teamer here in this situation, I don't belie even though
if he's on the list, you know, he's not even
a candidate. But to me, I mean that guy bawled
out for the Cincinnati Bengals this year. I know they
didn't make the playoffs, but I mean that don't matter.

(23:59):
He balled like he was a you know, first team
All Pro guy out there out on the field, just
launching it up to Jamar Chase and company. And he
came through. Man. It's just they don't get a lot
of coverage at as well, like a lot of press
in the media, so you don't hear much about him.
That's why you were talking that, that's why I should
go to Cincinnati as well, to you know, bring a
little bit more hype to that you know position there

(24:22):
in Cincinnati, because they have a quality guy.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I put him as first team I'll give you. I'll
give you first team because he had numbers. He played
an elite year to a point where we've never seen
someone play that well and not make the playoffs. Now,
the playoff thing, that's crazy. But if we were to
build a team right now, I wouldn't mind putting Joe

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Burrow because Joe Burrow knows how to play with not
great offensive line played. Joe Burrow knows how to be
productive when things aren't going great for the you know,
in general, for the offensive unit. That guy just balls regardless.
It reminds me a lot of the Brady factor, you
know what I mean. Brady, even when our O line
wasn't blocking the best, he used to get the ball

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out quick, get it to his playmakers. You know, he
changed the play figure your way out, gut through. He
definitely does that. Second team's got to be Patrick Mahomes then, bro.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, Patrick Mahomes second team for sure. I mean what
about Josh Allen though, I mean he was MVP of
the league.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
He didn't win, didn't he didn't beat there? Right, you
can't put you can't put Patrick. You cannot not have
Patrick Mahomes in top two. I'll give you Burrow. All right,
I like that Burrough pick, but Patrick Mahomes has to
be in the second, you know. I love Josh Allen,
I love that all right. I mean, no one's willed
their team to win like Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I mean he did have another kid. He went fifteen
and two, third straight Super Bowl appearance. I mean Joe
Burrow as well almost threw four five thousand yards this year.
He had forty three touchdowns. And is there any one
that's more of a dude dude than Joe Burrow as well?
And same with Patrick Mahomes when you were telling a

(26:11):
story about him on a previous show about you know,
pounding some beers with him back in the day when
he was right before he was a rookie. So I'm
just glad that you agree with me with Joe Burrow
being the first team.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah. But if if like we were shipped to a
planet in a different galaxy.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
What planet? What's the name of the planet?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean the scientific name is probably like G four
fifty eight six four because it's you know, you would
take a black hole to a completely different galaxy, so
it's like essentially the same planet as Earth, but it's
G five six forty six'. Nine and if you were

(26:55):
to take it one quarterback there to like try to
make quarter on that, Land i'm Taking Patrick. Mahomes, BRO.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I feel you on that Because, MAHOMES I i. UNDERSTAND
i would Take Patrick mahomes too in that situation Because
mahomes can adjust to all situations of. Football and that's
why their team went to the Super bowl once. Again
and that's Why Joe burrow's team didn't make it to the.
Playoffs that Was.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Joe joe's got to get it going, here, man you,
KNOW i love they, gotta they. GOTTA i don't, know,
man that's you can't not make the. Playoffs you got
to you can't start. Slow they gotta they gotta fix that,
somehow some way this. Offseason they can't start. Slow that
loss to The patriots at the beginning of the year
is why they didn't make the.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Playoffs, like but.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
They have never started. Fasts like you got to change
something in order to get Change sign the sign, him
sign The. Gronkster all, right let's go to, receiver all, dudes.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
TEAM i, mean this is gonna be. Easy i'm already
gonna tell you whose first team is right. Now right
off the, Bat i'm gonna go With Jamar. CHASE i,
mean he's triple crown and that's just enough. SET i,
mean the guy is, thick he's a, speedster he's got
a deep, ball he's got the short. Game he's just
overall the best wide receiver in the. Game his numbers
proved that once again this. YEAR A JULES i think

(28:27):
him one and.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Two him And Justin. JEFFERSON i mean IT'S i mean
he just had the triple crime AND i think that flip,
flops you, know depending on the year with those, two
because they both fucking just. Eat they just. Eat AND
i Love Justin. JEFFERSON i saw him at The Super.
BOWL i love his attitude mm, Hmm like he's a

(28:51):
you could tell he's a cool like he's he reminds
me of like how you were as a. Superstar when
you have a superstar that like wants everyone to get it,
fed that's, cool that's like and you could just tell that.
Vibe he wants success for the, team you, know that's
that's a humble way of being AND I i you

(29:11):
can feel that With Justin. Jefferson it's not just his,
production his elite. Athleticism it's it's how he is as a.
Leader ON i fu love With Justin jefferson receiver easy one,
Two Justin jefferson And Jamar, Chase Jamar chase being first,
Team Jamar Justin jefferson being second. Team let's go to.
Slot we got a.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Slot it should be named after, You, jules the squirrely,
slot because you kind of created the slot position a little.
BIT i mean you didn't created started nah.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
That guys before me started The Wes. Welkers But brown's you.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Brought it to the. Slots Dion, Branch Troy, Brown West,
walker squirrely.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Slot Ammon dola's in.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
There he's Not amon dol. Anyway he's the dance all.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Right squirrelya dancer. Slot all, right all, Right i'll give
you my first. Second you can agree with, me and
Then i'll give you honorable mention First Ceedee lamb all
right or or on Top brown all, RIGHT i agree with.
You those are my two my honorable, mention Which i'll
give the rookie. Slot, dude all, dudes team Is lad.

(30:25):
McConkie he had a really good he had a really
good year for.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
For that.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Team like he made a lot of big catches and
they didn't have much. Help he didn't have much.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Help he's the only one that stepped up to the
table as well as a rookie as in that wide receiver,
Room he's the one that stepped.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
UP i Love smith And jigmud too For. Seattle he's
a fucking. Baller, No, Silkie, hey we got to also
talk About Jacobe. Myers you got to throw him in.
There and he's not just a, slot but you, know
he eats in the.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Slot he keeps the chains. GOING i.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Think But, jacoby he he can go up and be.
Airborne he airborne, slot he can basketball, you and his
release game is. Sick i'm On Rasa. BROWN i love his.
BLOCKING i like his. Attitude he had a lot of.
Receptions he's great with the ball in his. HAND i
would put him one and THEN i would go Ceedee

(31:23):
lamb to honorable Mention Jacoby, Myers smith And jigba rookie all,
dude lat, McConkie.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I agree with, you, BROTHER i agree with you one hundred.
PERCENT i really love that honorable. MENTION i think this
is one of the few where we can mention an
honorable mention Because lad McConkie definitely does deserve. IT i
loved what he did in the playoffs this.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
YEAR i mean he did it all. Year third, down
he was a little machine and everyone in the you,
know the stadium knew that this little you know, guys
they're going at him on third down and they you,
know continue to not stop. Them right, back after this quick,
break let's go to running back first and second. Team.
Easy that's What it's gonna be hard to, pick to

(32:09):
be hard to, pick but there will be honorable mentions in.
THIS i Mean Saquon barkley And Derrick, henry.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Right, yeah no doubt about. That and it's not really
that hard to pick. Either if there Wasn't Saquon, barkley you,
Know Derrick henry would obviously be first team in a.
Second but With Saquon barkley's year this year and winning
The Super, bowl going over two thousand, yards you gotta
put him as first. Team like this is unanimous right, Now,
Jules there's there's no arguing this this situation right.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Now great honorable. Mentions gibbs electric With.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Detroit WHAT i love about him is that his receiving
game out of the backfield as well fifty two receptions
without a.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Doubt Sonic Baby, sonic and Then Josh jacobs was a
great addition For Green bay this. Year he runs. HARD
i love, him tackle to tackle in between the. Tackles
mixing was a FREAKING i thought he Carried. Houston they
Were they were my disappointing team of the, year and
the only shine they really had throughout the year were

(33:10):
like Periodically mixing would have huge. Games he had an effective.
Year Uh cook for Fucking buffalo was dangerous and he
was dynamic and he was a whole nother reason why
they were so dangerous this. Year And Bucky, IRVING i,
mean you gotta give a shout out to. It he's
was he a?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Rookie he was a rookie this. Year, Yes it's incredible
What tampa was doing down. There those general, managers they
Got Rashad white as a rookie as well out of
the backfield And Bucky, irviney those guys know how to.
Draft they.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Do Uh, SO i think that's a no. Brainer one,
Two Saquon Derrick, HENRY i agree with, you, brother, Fullback all,
dudes team full, back let's. Go. UH i want TO
i want a Mean green just fucking bruiser.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
FULLBACK i, mean if we're talking about the goats of
the fall back, POSITION i mean we got to talk
About Mike.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Austin The, Lorenzo Nils.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Lorenzo what About Refrigerator perry coming in as fall back as.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, oh that's kind of what reminds me of one
of our top. TWO i Think Patrick. Workard guy was
like three hundred pound d. Tackle they converted him to
a fucking fullback and he's been a, pivotal a pivotal
reason why they have so much success In baltimore on the,
ground especially in the red. Area that guy blows holes.

(34:41):
Up he's like your prototypical. Fullback So i'm gonna give
him our first. Team he reminds me of A James devlin,
type just bigger my second, team who's Check kyle for The.
Niners his versatility reminds me of lot Of Tom, rathman

(35:03):
who was a forty nine er back in the day.
Fullback this, guy you can line him up, outside throw
him a. Screen he can also do dirty work in
between the, tackles the wam, bams whatever you want to call.
Him he's a smart football. Player harvard guy played d
N he's got a lot of, Versatility he's got a
lot of reps in a lot of different. Areas so

(35:23):
like he's a hybrid kind OF i put him in
an f that could do fullback. Stuff but Like Patrick,
ricard he is like a big. Ada he just reminds
you of. Fullback AM i? Wrong you know you're not.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
WRONG i mean you gotta love a guy Like Patrick
ricard because a fallback, position you want to see someone
that's wearing that freaking neck, brace like our Guy James.
Devlin Like James devlin looked like a, complete like a,
mean vicious, fallback and that's how you want to fall
back to look. In Patrick ricard has that look in,
him and that's what football fans. Appreciate is just someone that's,

(35:57):
grounded just looking for any work that's on the field
to just hit, someone even if the play is not
even around THE.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I guarantee these two, Dudes Patrick ricard And Kyle who's.
CHECK i could probably put a ninety nine point ninety
ninety nine percentage guarantee on this that in the weight,
room those guys have smelling salts and they tape their
wrists and they have knee, BRACES i, like if you're

(36:25):
a fullback and you're not fucking running the radio in
the fucking weight room with a box of smelling, salts
your knees wrapped up for your, squat and your fucking fingers,
taped you're not a fullback to. Me James devlon shout.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Out spot on spotif hey.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Shout out to THE ivy. Leagues shout out to THE
ivy leagues getting fullbacks left and, Right James Devlin, brown
who's check Fucking? Harvard what's up with these smart dudes
wanted to use their goddamn head so? Much maybe maybe
Them hovid and THOSE Ivy league boys and not the smartest,
kids because these guys are using their head every fucking.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Play, well maybe they are the smartest kids and they
got to use their head because they're so smart tools
they gotta just bang out all that.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Info they're banging out. Info shout out first, Team Patrick,
Ricard all Dudes, Team second, Team Kyle Uschek honorable Mention
Michael alstot nineteen eighty.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
NINE i, mean that's how vicious he was that he's
honorable mention and it's two thousand and twenty. Four while
shout out To Mike allstaff for just being an absolute
savage in the.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Monster even THOUGH i from even honorable mentioned To lorenzo
O'Neil And John, riggins they're getting they're in there. Too
they're always on the All dudes.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
TEAM i, Mean lorenzo O'Neil did help uh freaking U
lt rush team over what he helped a bunch of
any man hundred yards basically every.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Year, shit all, right this is your Special. Forte let's
go tight end first and second.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Team all this Is, forte, Baby well he's going to start.
Off i'm going to start off with the guy THAT
i truly believe he earned it this. Year he probably
was first Team All, pro but it doesn't. MATTER i
didn't even see. IT i don't even have to look
because he should have been one hundred. Percent But George
kittle Wreussell mania FANATIC wwe. GUY i, Mean george is

(38:25):
in his thirties. Now in the way that he plays the,
game he still plays it like he's twenty two years.
Old out on that, Field, Jeweles he's running, hard it's
hard to tackle, him and he's blocking like an absolute
vicious maniac out, there like he's an offensive. Tackle stale
and he's giving it his all every, play and he's a,

(38:45):
leader and he's he's the only tight end this year
to go over a thousand. Yards just think about, that
only tight end this year to go over one K
i ACTUALLY i think, no, Way.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah go over a thousand with one hundred and twelve. Receptions,
no don't think so did? He now there's two.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Others there's two, others all, RIGHT i take it. Back
George kittle's not the only tight end that went over
a thousand.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yards better yard per ketch, though but way bigger yard per, ketch.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah which means more explosive plays and getting the team,
going get in that momentum going when you're having those explosive.
Plays So George kittle hands down the first team Or
jules and that it's kind.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Of your second then because the number two the number, Two,
ROB i.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Mean obviously you can. Go Travis kelcey still got, it you,
know he's still got a little bit more to, give
and shout out to. Him according to the, sources Which
i'm not sure how reliable the sources, are because the
sources yesterday SAID i was coming back to, Football i'm.
Not but now the sources today Say Travis kelse is
coming back for another, Year so shout out to. Him
he's got.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Sources shut sources to.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Shout out to. Sources, baby he's got. More he's tank,
though he's got more left in the. Tank he had
Ninety so.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
You're Giving, kelsey you're Giving kelsey second team.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Over it's either going to Be Brock powers Or Travis
kelce BECAUSE i mean it's. Tough it really is tough
in that situation because Brock bowers did it with like three,
quarterbacks just a. Rookie just the way he just runs

(40:17):
the ball after the catch is just phenomenal as. Well
But travis once, AGAIN i mean ninety seven, RECEPTIONS i,
mean went to the Super bowl once, again came through
in the. Playoffs, YEAH i mean this is tough. One
this is tough. One do you give it to the
young buck or do you give it to the you,

(40:38):
know The og that that's still.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
GOING i think you got to give it To og
because of his. Aura you, know, dudes not just on field.
Play it's aura to be on the All dude, team
it's got to have the. Aura and he's got, Aura.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Brock, Bowers he's got to show that. Aura he hasn't
shown that aura. Yet it looks like he's still. Young
in every interview he's got to come out still. Young so, well,
DEFINITELY i. LIKE i like the way that you're going
with that's the dudes on dudes all team you gotta
have or with, it you gotta, have you, know, personality
whether this is the first and second. Team you, Know
George kittle first, Team Travis kelsey is second, team.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
And then honorable mention Honorable we'll go With Brock bowers
and shout out To terry. McBride he didn't make honorable,
mention but he did have one hundred.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Catches, yeah he was under the. RADAR i think he
had one.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Hundred Dallas goddard's a really good. Catches, hey and then
shout out To andrews. K i know his season didn't
shake out, right but you. Could you know That Mark,
andrews you, know works his tail off AND i feel
terrible for him because he's probably thinking about that all off.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
SEASON i Love Mark. Andrews shout out to him and
he's alsol a leading touchdown h career reception And Baltimore
ravens history of the whole. Organization so shout out To Mark. Andrews,
man you're gonna have a bounce bounce back. YEAR i,
mean you didn't have a bad, year but you're gonna

(42:11):
bounce back, strong no doubt about.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It, yeah he just had a bad. Ending m. Hm
we all had. That we all have one of those
plays we. Do you just gotta over, it you, know
you know how do you get over? It?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Rob you just keep going? Win you? Win, yeah you. Do,
yeah you win next.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Year if you go, Win no one will ever remember.
This fucking they'll remember. It it'll be more of a
back seat to. It now let's jump to the all
dude oh. Line now we go full line for a whole,
team and We this is called The Dante Scarnekio. Scarnekia

(42:51):
The Dante Scarnekia award Is scario Or scarnekia is my.
COACH i call Him. Scar people are getting at the
comments section THAT i mispronounced his. Name did we ever
hear anything other Than? Scar?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
No it was Just, scar Coach. Scar that's All. Scar
this Is Star Wars, scar BUT i think It's. Scarnkia
if you're asking the guy that knows how to pronounce names,
right that never gets the Wrong jewels besides every other.
Name When i'm On, Fox i'm gonna go With. SCARNKIA
i Think i'm gonna do. IT i think it's THE
a with THE, a not the Oh. Scarnkia so we

(43:26):
got The Scar award first second. TEAM i think it's
pretty obvious for first Team. Jewles who do you THINK i?
GOT i got A i got an offensive. Line in my,
mind they're, big they're, massive they're all about they averaged
my height six, six you, know about three hundred and thirty.
Pounds who AM i talking?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
About you're talking about The. Eagles, YES i am often
disagree that THEY i would have to. Agree that was
pure domination all year.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Long.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Uh and it set the tempo for their whole. TEAM
i mean you know that that that that run. Game
they had a two thousand yard, runner which has only
been done like a handful of, times twelve times or
something or nine. TIMES i don't even, know it's not that.
Many and and they had a lot of guys changed

(44:19):
positions and there was not any lack of production mm.
Hmm like they had guys beat banged, up and they
had guys inner swapping other guards going to, tackle, tackle
center going to, center like they had a bunch of
ring around the rosie in that room and they still.
Dominated and it's because Of Lane johnson And. Malata AND

(44:42):
i love Having. Malata you, know when you have we
had to tackle from another, country it's always kind of.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Cool, yeah shout out To Jordan. Malata He's. Australian he's
the First aussi to win A Super bowl and also
them go one of the first players ever to never
Play american football until he gets got drafted into THE. Nfl,
So Jordan, mulatta you represented Those aussi's PROBABLY i just
came back From. Australia they love you. There they all
brought you up and you're a huge factor into giving

(45:13):
the young bucks over there in The Oussee Football league
and also The Rugby league hope that they can make
it now to THE. Nfl you're opening up that, pathway,
Brother so congratulations and you, know just an excellent job
just being a beast like. That and so shout out
To Jordan. Mulatta Landon, Dickerson Cam jurgen who on a
phenomenal job he. Did he had to replace An All

(45:34):
pro player And Jason kelcey and he stepped up to the.
Challenge it's, like you, know it's Like kelsey never even
left Because Camp jurgen came in and just filled that.
Hole and you don't see him. Crazy you don't see that,
much you, know especially at the center. Position shout out
To Mika, beckton absolute monster playing, guard who plays guard
at six foot, eight three hundred and fifty, pounds that's unheard.

(45:55):
Of and then this is the guy who anchors the offensive,
line who's there absolute, leader who's an absolute street, fighter
and and you, know gives them that mindset to Dominate Lane.
Johnson so that's just a vicious offensive line group right.
There if you ever see any of those guys in the,
Streets i'm telling, you don't mess with, them don't don't
pick a fight.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
With not don't pick a fight with. Them they'll fucking
protect you. Out they just sty'll FUCKING i bet. You
their punches are so like that's all the linemen. Doing
when you go to practice in THE, nfl you sit
there and when you watch the offensive line do their,
DRILLS i just remember them having like a forty five
or one hundred pound play and they just do like side, shuffle,

(46:35):
punch side shuffle, punch side shuffle punch for like fifty
minutes for a warm up with like a lot of.
Weight that's they're just fucking. Crazy number two is gonna be, Hard.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
ROB i really do love the offensive line for The
Detroit lions, because like they, give they Dominate Jared goff
a lot of time in the, pocket And Jared goff's
not a scram. Like you want an offensive line like
that that can protect your quarterbacks so you can just
sit back there and just pick apart the. Defense and
they're so athletic as. Well they're so athletic that they

(47:09):
were able to put them you, know eligible tackle eligible
and throw them passes and reverse screens and all that
other crazy stuff that they're doing over there In. Detroit
i'm not sure if that's going to continue Because Ben johnson's,
gone or if it's that's a contributing factor To Dan
campbell being the head. Coach but it's just amazing how
involved The Detroit lions Offense lene you, know became in

(47:32):
the whole entire game. Plan So i'm, Thinking i'm, leading you,
know second Team Detroit. Lions what about what are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
HERE i am. TOO i MEAN i just remember On
fox kickoff show every week just talking about the dominance
of this line throughout the whole. Year that was the
common denominator for The Detroit lions and the success that they.
Had they had a revolving. Door guy is coming on.

(48:00):
Defense they're. Coming Fucking what you knew was coming out
Every sunday was that offensive line was gonna. Play they
didn't lose once because of. That that that, unit and
that's because Of Penney seol and the boys. Dominated shout
out To Skip we played with him a few years.
Back he's out there getting. Involved he was part of

(48:21):
that Whole uh was he was he? Eligible was he not? Eligible?
Bullshit so shout out to. THEM i have. TO i
think those were the clearly the top two. Lines there's
honorable mentions.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
With The.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Bills they had a really great year With Cook Dion.
Dawkins i've hung out with him a couple of. Times he's.
Nasty you could just tell him. NASTY i would love
to have him as because you always had one lineman
that you, know they're. Nasty. Guy we'll be right back

(49:00):
after this quick. Break first and second Team All, Dude Dante,
scarnekio Scar All all. Dudes Scar team first, Team, Eagles
second Team lions shout Out Taylor decker for The lions offensive,
Line Graham, Glasglow, Glasgow frank Ring, Now Kevin, Zeitler.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yea. SEW i, mean these guys just get involved in
scoring and that's somede. Behavior juels shout out Today lions
offensive the.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Line we got the Offensive All dude team pretty much
in the bag and we have we'll probably do a defense.
Later but we have two Other we have two other
dudes that we we gotta. Recognize one is the vibes.
Guy every team's got a vibes. Guy we had a
couple of vibes guys Like Nico. Kudovidi he's type, guy

(50:01):
the vibes. Guy you know in the locker, room, set
in law holding. Court there's a vibes guy on all.
Team we need a first and second team all vibes.
Guy we need a first and second team dudes, dude
all vibes, guy a guy.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
That's just always bringing positivity to the. Room he's lightning
the mood. UP i, mean he's just a real dude's
dudes type and there's a lot of guys like. That
this is a crucial award right. Here this is crucial
to have in the locker room as, well because it's
a game of. Football your spirits can be knocked down
plenty of, times but you always need that guy that

(50:39):
brings the vibes to the table and gets you through
the you, know the tough long days sometimes that THE nfl.
Presents we got. First i'm going with a guy THAT
i finally got to. MEET i met him one.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Time we.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Threw actually it was, quick so let me take that
pactuals BECAUSE i didn't him, before BUT i never got
to meet him like where he was vibing, out where
he was truly vibing. OUT i threw with him, before
and this Is Jameis winston and we just had a
throwing session AND i had to go my, way he
went his. Way BUT i finally got to vibe With
Jameis winston when he was doing all his you know

(51:17):
stuff at The Super bowl this year For, fox being
a media correspondent and just doing interviews and making people
laugh and going up and Down Bourbon street. SINGING i,
mean he has, vibes he has. Positivity he's just a
character in the best ways. Possible AND i heard so
many great things about him WHEN i was In tampa as,
well AND i finally got the vibe with him when

(51:39):
he interviewed me at media day when we were With,
Fox so that was. COOL i feel like he's first
or second team for. Sure All, RIGHT i like.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
THAT i like That Baker mayfield could be on Their Gardner.
Minchew he's. Funny Matt collins, shoeless he seems like a vibe.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Guy, well WHAT i love About Jameis winston as. Well
he eats those w's and he loves snow. Games and
you know we love snow games as, well Jule as
we thrive big.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Time who's another vibes, guy.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Another vibes, Guy Mac Matt. COLLINS i mean he's got he's,
got you, know those shoeless look and just that more
like the what's that where you're very healthy? Vibe the
uh hallucigenic uh, no. Holistic there we. Go he's he's
like a holistic type vibe if you're into. THAT i, Mean,

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Baker Lamar, jackson Great.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Mark, jackson seems like he's probably a vibe guy in
the locker. Room he probably chill. Vibes i'm Going, Lamar
i'm Going lamar second.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Team, yeah what about what About, uh you can't exclude
these head? Coaches what About Dan? Campbell he says the
vibe every day pounds freaking three hundred milligrams of coffee
before he starts every meeting of His that's a vibe right.
There what kind of.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Vibes are you wanting right? Now because if it's for,
ME i want chill. VIBES i Want lamar. Vibes if
you want fucking let's slam three fucking monsters and go
look to. Fight i'm Taking Dan. Campbell all.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Right Well i'm a little jet lag still And i'm
literally just. Chilling So i'm going with.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
The La lamar.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Vibes i'm on The lamar. Vie there we.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Go vibes, Guy All Dudes team First, Team Jamis. Winston
he just seems, like you, know if you need A
Bible verse or anything on a bad, day he will
read it for. You and then number, Two Lamar. Jackson
he just seems chill to. Me honorable, Mention Dan, Campbell Dan,

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Campbell Dan, campbell if you're in that. Mood, Lastly All
Dudes team number one. Fan we seen him, everywhere especially
during The Super bowl time The Brad, cooper's The Will
farrells of the. World The Nikki glazer who loves The

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chiefs because Of Taylor. Swift The Taylor swift who loves
The Philadelphia eagles but then fell in love with The
Kansas City chiefs because of her. Boyfriend, oh The Rick
flair who loves The. Bucks The Big cats who Like
chicago but really like The. PATRIOTS i, mean who.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is a Closet patriot? Fans Big, Cat Big cat number.
One come out of the, closet Big. Cat we know
you want. To, oh you're A patriots, fan not A bears, fan.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
First team number one, fan Big, cat as A patriots.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Fan, yes that is first team by, far first. Team
we love. You what happened to because that picture that
was scrolling all over the internet of you in A patriots? Jersey,
man you look, good you look, young you look. Fit
what happened? Man? Young? Yeah so.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
You know he was probably somewhere in like where is he? From?
Newton probably something That Newton west Fucking high school party
in His brady, jersey thin drinking a tall, boy acting,
cool talking about The. Pats h that.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Must have heard him over like the last, decade pretending
to be A Chicago bear, fan that, Hat, like how.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Do you know that he's SECRETLY i mean he had
a lot of success if you think about, it because.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah but deep, hurt deep down just not being able
to root for your your. Team you're just suppressing the
suppressing the emotions that you're really A patriots. Fan and,
yes his first team looks like you're. Not, yeah his first,
team he is.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
First team for. Sure and Then i'm gonna go Recently
ronnie Stam, rose that, guy he cracks me.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Up i'm gonna be. Honest. Philly, yeah But Shane killis
is a number One phillies. Fan he's more of like
a college football. Guy he's more of Like Notre. Dame
LIKE i Saw Shane gellis all over the place For Notre.
DAME i didn't even know that he was A phillies.
Fan what About Miles. Teller Miles, Teller now that's a

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true fan right, there because he Represents he represents The
eagles every single, year year in and year, out if
they're good or. Bad he also SAID i saw in
every report that even though he's friends With Travis, kelsey
he's still gonna cheer for The Philadelphia eagles to beat.
Him so that's a true fan right, there still going
with his. Team he's loyal to his. Team and on
top of, it he was on the field after The

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Philadelphia eagles won The Super bowl AND i Saw Peter
schrager interviewing him as well live and just how much
joy he had that The eagles won The Super Bowl.
Again you could see that he's a true fan and
he's very loyal as. Well So i'm going With Miles
teller actually thinking about it after all that.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Taking Team miles tell, Her, yeah of the best super,
Fans Bradley. COOPER i see him at all The phillies games, Too.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah but he's only at the big time, games like
like the championship, GAMES Nfc. Championship you See.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Miles teler out Of week. Six you've Seen Miles teller
at A week eight.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Game, Yeah I've i've Seen Miles teller out, before and
he's always talking about The, eagles no matter what time
of year it, is it's all about, that all.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Right you talked to me In Miles, teller FUCKING i love.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
IT i mean it probably should have, went but, no,
goose what was his it? Was.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Rooster he's still he's like in his. Prime yeah he was,
rooster he, Was, yeah he's. Rooster he's in his prime
in this acting, man he's HE'S i love his career
From whiplash To Action. Star shout out to The. Gorge
didn't watch it, yet but shout.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Out shout. Out so.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Twenty Five first Team All Dude, Offense.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Rob read him, Up head Coach Andy. Reid first team
Quarterback Joe, burrow wide, Receiver Jamaal chase slot research A
Mom Raw Saint, Brown ladies And gentlemen running Back brown

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Sa Kwalm, barkley full Back Say Quad's, Broccoley Patrick, Ricard Patrick,
ricard tight End Joe, Kittle George kittle Off it's an
offensive line. Unit The Super bowl Champions Philadelphia Eagles Fly

(58:53):
Eagles fly The vibes Guy Jamis Winston Hey eda dub
and number one, Fan Big, cat Longtime patriots. Fan kind
of a all right closet guy if you think about,

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it but it's. Okay he finally came. Out we love,
You Big.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Cat shout out to the first Team All Dudes. Offense
shout out, now second, Team i'll read the second.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Team how do we feel about this team, Though. Jules
how do we feel about the first? TEAM i like you?
Strong can you give me?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
OFF i, mean.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Oh, yeah, YEAH i don't want to go to. That
you know that fire with it.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Though that's a fucking good football. Team you're not losing
any games with all those.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Guys give us our second team twenty twenty Five Second
Team All Dudes Offense. Jewels who do we?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Got head Coach Dan quinn learned from his experience In
atlanta to bring The commanders to THE Nfc. Championship Quarterback
patrick mahomes the quinst a lot of games when their

(01:00:14):
momies at. Receiver we Got Justin jefferson at. Slot we
Have ceed lamb as our second Team All Dude honorable
Mentioned Jackson smith And jigba From seattle and Rookie Lad
mcconkeye running Back Derek. Henry honorable Mention Jamar, Gibbs Josh.

(01:00:38):
Jacobs Fullback Kyle uschek spelled the jay spelled sounds like an,
ooz though it's very confusing to me. Sometimes honorable Mention Mike,
Alstott lorenzo. O'Neill they're on The All Dude Team. Forever

(01:00:59):
Tight End Travis Kelcey honorable mentions Brock bowers and shout
out to McBride offensive line The Detroit. Lions they were
fucking dominant all. Year vibes. Guy we wanted a chill vibes,

(01:01:19):
guy so we went With Lamar jackson unless you want to.
Fight when we Go Dan, campbell we Go Dan. Campbell
and then Fan Miles teller always like true, fan not like,
this like oh look at, Me i'm at the game
for important. Games we feel that you Know Miles. Teller

(01:01:43):
he's a grind. Fan he's been there day in day.
Out honorable Mentioned Bradley, cooper phenomenal cheese steak. Spot you opened.
Up we'll get to The Ald Dudes defense twenty twenty
five team next. Week but what a fucking. Team what a,
Team what a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Team that's a championship team right. There, hey, teams call us.
Up we'll be ready to be A gm in no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Time, now let's get into the. Chills due the week
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(01:02:28):
shout out to the, Sources Taylor. SWIFT i mean he's
probably in some remote country that we don't even know
about because it's so. Cool. Uh and then he's also
happy to go more, too shout happy to go. More
one is of all time and we already been invited
to be in. It come, On and he's From New,

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Hampshire Sam, Man New hampshire, guy Really New england. Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Toules who's your, Guy Rob Chill guy of The WEEK
i GOT i got The chills to The week presented By,
Corsle And i'm going With Jalen hurts for a couple of. Reasons,
jewles he's just so good at the Tush push that
the league wants to ban. It you, know teams are
calling in secretly the band The Tush. Push AND i
loved how head Coach Nick sirianni described what goes into,

(01:03:18):
it that it's not as easy as it, looks and
that you gotta work on it and you got to
put the time in and that's why they're so good
at the Tush. Push and then on top of, It
Jalen hurts he's going through that press toy right. Now
you remember that press Tour jules after winning you know Super?
Bowl you remember. That, yeah what was your favorite moment
about the press? Tour what was your favorite interview of

(01:03:39):
all time that you did after A Super? Bowl? Went
the last? One and who was the interview With? Jules
who's the last? One there we go and that's what
we're talking. About and the last, one that's what we're talking.
About the last one you don't even. Remember and Then
Jalen hurts just the coolest dude at the parade as. Well,
man he was looking. Fly you, know he's just so,

(01:04:01):
calm cool and. Collective you can say whatever you want about,
him but he came through for The Philadelphia eagles at all.
Times he went completely chill with every. Moment get a
Super BOWL i was presented to him straight. Professional get,
this no doubt about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
It the same amount Of Super bowl Rings Aaron. Rodgers
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on me right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Now Which i'm a little. Disappointed if you can ship
me one, overnight, GREAT i appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
That, well that's been another episode Of dudes On. Dudes
what can we do? Better next, Episode, rob what do you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Think it's our first episode actually where we're not, Together
so it's a little weird at. First it's a little
awkward BECAUSE i can't feel your, ENERGY i can't feel
your vibe. Exactly but as we kept, going we started
understanding each other a little bit more over the. Screen
but we'll be back eventually. Together we're just gonna have
to do a couple over over this zoom stuff just
because of you, know the locations where we live in this.

(01:05:08):
Country but we will be back and we'll just keep
producing shows over the. Internet and what we can do
is just feel each other out better from from one
side of the country to the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Other, yeah we'll get it. Down we'll get it. Down
every rep. Counts we'll get more reps under our. Belt
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