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September 16, 2025 122 mins

Bert Kreischer is back in studio! The comedian, podcaster, and Florida State legend is with us to relive one of the greatest editions of the Sunshine Showdown: "Choke at Doak" from 1994. 

(0:00) We kick things off. (1:59) Bert joins us on the couch. (38:35) We go back to November 1994. (50:10) We get into the teams. (1:13:23) We dive into the game. (1:32:52) We score it. We read questions form Discord in The Chill Zone presented by Coors Light. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I went to that first Florida State football game in
the fall ninety one, sat in the bleacher seats when
the bleacher seats were just still would and I remember
just being like, why is everyone so bumped? And the
whole stadium I was stark going O. And he gets
off with the thing. Oh, and the horse rears back
and turns and he spikes a Oh. And I'm eighteen,

(00:26):
I swear to God, sobbing, crying, going where have I
been my whole life? I should have been doing this.
Welcome to Games with Names. They're Jack and Kyler.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm Julian, and we are on a mission to finding
the greatest game of all time. On today's episode, we
are covering Choke at Doke, Florida versus Florida State from
nineteen ninety four with comedian podcaster FSU legend Bert Kreischer,
and we're talking one of the greatest comebacks in college

(00:57):
football history.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I can remember the exact moment was the interception.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What it's like when Burt Chreischer goes back to Tallahassee.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
They call me Florida Man. They didn't know who I was, Like,
Florida Man, keep it off.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
His stories from Burt Reynolds Hall at Florida State Legendary
Dorm awesome and we take questions from Discord in the
Chill Zone presented by COR's Life. You gotta stick around
to the end. Games with Names of production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
November twenty sixth, nineteen ninety four, Doke, Campbell Stadium, Tallahasse, Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
The Knowles Trail to Gators thirty one to three entering
the fourth quarter.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
But this edition of the Sunshine Showdown is far from over.
This is is Choke aad dooke?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Fucking Welcome to Games Names today, we are looking at
Choke at Doke Florida versus FSU Week eleven in nineteen
ninety four with Burt Kreischer Bert Welcome to the studio.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
In one sentence, why did you pick this game? Because
I was just at Florida State with Danny Kanell like
a week ago. Is this the greatest game of all time? Uh?
It's interesting this set up what I, in my opinion,
was one of the greatest games I ever watched in
my entire life. But this game, had we won, would

(02:35):
have been the greatest game in the That's the one
caveat is that we did walk out having kissed our sisters.
Can you explain that? It's like we played seven minutes
in heaven seven minutes now. You guys were fucking rolling
and we were, and we had a blast in that closet.
It was but the lights were out, okay, And when
we walked out, we're like, oh shit, I'm related to you.

(03:00):
Like we walked out with the fucking cheerleader, which is
the win and gone for two points earlier, earlier, gone
for two points or earlier, not at the very last play,
but earlier. But there's so many caveats on why that's
our sister. We had a weird thing with field goals,
like a like field goals haunted us like forever. If
you noticed throughout this game we have a guy doing

(03:21):
kickoff and a guy kicking field goals, two different guys. Yeah,
I mean, and we had put all our money on
Scott Bentley because Dan Mowory was never delivering. And I
have a hard time talking boad about him because I
met the guy a few times at college and dude,
you want to talk about shame that guy walked around
with a cloak over him.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Mine is still at the sister thing. Well, it's like
Florida would be like a hot stepsister at least because.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yet, no, no, no, okay, then we made out with
our stepsister. All right, okay, we made out with our stepsister.
But it's like, listen, that tie. As great as it was,
it's the one question if I could sit with Bobby
Bowden right now, what do you go for two? Would you? Guys? Early,
just a little earlier, but he had no idea they
were going to come back. He had no idea they
were gonna get all the way and we'll jump into

(04:07):
this game.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But I was thinking the same thing after I watched this,
So I was like, this would never happen nowadays with
the coaches these days. Never guys are down fourteen points
in fourth quarters and they go for two. That's like
the new analytic thing.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, you look at you look at like, I mean,
how much the game has changed from just fourth down
people going from fourth down? Oh yeah? And this was like,
this is a game, interestingly enough, this is before I
started drinking.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
This is before you started drinking. Are you at Tallahassee?
Here at Tallahassee? Were you at the school? I was
at the school, I was at the game, I was
in all the nineties.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
What year was this for you? This is my first
junior year or my second junior year, So ninety one
is my freshman. You know you got one freshman only
one of those ninety two first sophomore shut freshman student yep,
ninety three seconds sophomore.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
He gray shirted, red shirted as a student, ninety four.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
This is my first, my first junior. I get a
second junior, and then you only get one senior year
throwing the COVID year, and then I got another half.
I got another half in there. Today you would probably
still be eligible. Yeah. Yeah, I just watched an eighty
nine year old guy to kick a field goal or
something the other day. Yeah, I'm being serious. The field

(05:26):
goal kicking nowadays elite too, dude.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Watching these little kids like go out there like use
their not toe, but like soccer style is kind of new.
You're watching these kids in college now kicking like fifty
four game winners and sixty. I watched a kid on
a on on Pat McAfee show kick a legit ring
two hundred thousand dollars, and I was like, yo, he's
a ringer, right, And he followed through his arms to

(05:53):
this ship and his leg came across his body. I
believe he was studying accounting. Really, yeah, it's his hen
just everyone can kick.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Now, no, no, no, no, it's the commies have won, and
soccer's everywhere. Soccer. When we were kids, we knew who
our enemies were. They were pinko commies and they wore
wool pants and they had wooden shoes, and they waited
in line for toilet paper and they didn't have bread.
That's where enemy was. And when I was a kid
and they said would you like to play soccer? My

(06:21):
dad looked at me, like go ahead, answer them, And
I was like, I'd like to play baseball and football police,
And they're like that's what we say over here. And
now we got all these kids, my nephew, my nephew
is playing soccer. It's like watching him dress up as
a woman and name his pronouns at five, What are
you doing? And I get it. It's a cool sport

(06:42):
if you have all day to sit and watch no
one win.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
We didn't watch anyone winning this game that we're about
to go over, which was a football you know, like.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
A lot like soccer maybe, but god, it's like that's
why we have so many good kickers now it is.
I mean, we had to go to Poland to get
a good kick or Floord State Panakowski Sea Bass I
got him in my phone as Sea You went to
school with Sea Bass. I went to school with all
our kickers. Damn Howry Scott Bentley's Sea bat. So when we.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
When so Scott O'Brien, he's like a special teams legend,
and I would go and meet with him and we
would play the Raiders, and he'd have this whole scouting
report and at the end he would.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Always say he loves vodka.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
He loves vodka, like it was like known in the
scouting report that fucking Sebastian Janakowski was a fucking just
raging vodka drinker, probably hammered at the game.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
If I'm not mistaken, I have a hard time memoring
what's real and not real because like so like, if
I'm not mistaken, I was privy to a conversation of
Coach Gruden's because my dad and Coach Gruden played at
the same country club, and he was telling a story
about Sebastian man Janikowski. Man Man a scoutgo a couple

(08:01):
of weeks what's with these kicks field goal I gotta
put on tight cleats. Sorry, Sebastian, I don't mind what
I mean to, But I was privy to a conversation
where Sebastian janet Kowski went out and kicked one of
his longest field goals drunk, drunk, Okay, I heard this one.

(08:23):
I heard this story. Yeah you have any score?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Did you? Ever?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Was he like that in college? So I was always
party adjacent. He got by the way, and I love him,
and I love him because he not only he was
just I love guys that we got like, worked on,
Charlie Ward, Derek Brooks, guys that were always dependable, Deon Sanders,
and Sebastian Janakowski, because once he stepped on the field,

(08:48):
we never thought about field goals ever again, ever again.
And he got busted for some stuff outside back outside Yannis.
He knows what I'm talking about. And but I ran
into him recently. I wish I could tell you where
the fuck I was. Where were you? I have no
idea other than I can see when he texted me
and tell you I can guess.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
But I ran into him. I ran into him, and
I was like Sebastian Janakowski and he said, Bert Kreischer,
and I went, my life's complete, My life's complete. I
just need I mean, you're part of that Alonni. Now, bro,
you are part of the Florida state. Like what is
it like the lore Lore, Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Look at this, hey, Bert SeaBASS over here. Uh sorta
make sure early totally. I'll know who you are. I'll
watch your shows all the time. Man, Uh that's my number.
Give me a calling you time. Let's get to get
or something.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
La.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's still got the Polish accent.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love Sebastian Eve.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
When the first round, fucking Al Davis was out of
his mind, takes him and this guy kicks for twenty years,
had like the career long, the high long for a
long time. Fucking love SeaBASS. He's but you gotta remember
this game. So this game, this game is predicated on
the fact that we could never kick a field goal.
That is that is the the cloud looming over this

(10:12):
game is we took Scott Bentley.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I remember when Scott Bentley showed up. We're like, this
guy is money and we're like, Dan, we love you.
You're from Tallahassee. He went to Leon High. We all,
we all kind of knew him. He'd hang out of parties,
we see him at late night library. But you have
to take the bench. And then Scott Bentley couldn't kick
a field goal and we were like, Dan, get back
in the game. And Dan Mallory's like, not so bad now, guys,

(10:36):
We're like, oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
The kicker was always the problem in college. We had
some kicking problems at Kent. It was bad, you know.
And being from California, I was like, yo, coach, we
got to go get us a Latino over in junior college. Man,
you know won Latino in our school. Yeah, these jokers
know how a kick. We had Gil Hernandez on my
high school team. Shout out, shout out Gil out here

(10:59):
kicking game winner in high school.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Let's go. But what's life been up to these days?
What do you mean? What do you do for state?
I got into comedy. No, like, now, what are you
doing right now? What are you doing right now? I
had some kids. I got a drinking problem. But it's good.
It's good. You just check out that Tom Brady Rose. No, no,
I just wrapped my TV show. I just used the show.

(11:24):
It's called free Bert. It's on Netflix. It'll be coming
out on Netflix in January. And uh, and then I'm
going on tour. I start my tour. I got another
special do it Netflix in like eighteen months. So I
start my tour. Uh this week I go to Rockford, Illinois,
and I'm on tour until this next spect shoals get
in Boston at all. Yeah, I'll do Islan. Yeah. Oh

(11:44):
you know so far Yeah, had Hampshire maybe all of it,
all of it. You know. What I'm doing is I'm
going back and I'm doing I used to do, like
you do one big arena tour and then you you
kind of like into one years. Yeah. Yeah, that's superable.
He killed Oh, thank you, thank you. I'm doing some
arenas for this first run and then I'm gonna go
back cause I'm getting ready for the special and I'm

(12:05):
gonna do theaters throughout the rest of the fall and
do so you can do two a night. You can
do two Wednesday through Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday.
But or you can do one Boston Garden, which trust me,
is like one of the greatest experiences of my life.
You walk into the Boston garden. There's a long shore
or whatever, one of those one of those you know,
not long shortman, but teams are just sitting there and

(12:26):
he goes, yes.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Sol it to a ceiling. Good huh, Yes, sold to
a ceiling. Gad, you should be proud. No one says
that to a ceiling. And I was like, what's that?
What the fuck are you talking about? He sold it
all the way to the ceiling and I was like,
holy shit.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And that was like one of the grid just come
back from Europe, and it was one of the greatest
experiences of my life.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
What's the difference between doing a huge arena for you
like your preparation, and doing like an intimate, little theater.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is there a difference or is it just the same.
There's no difference. It's the identical, the same. The difference
is not that I made it. I made it different.
I made a mistake in that this last special I did,
I did all arenas going up to it, and then
I shot it. And I shot my special in a theater,
and thank god, I did enough shows where I had
to change pacing, cause in an arena, you gotta wait

(13:15):
till it gets there. In a theater, it's there immediately,
and in an arena they look at the screens, and
in a theater they see you so bigger. It was
interesting because I think that's why I did well on Netflix,
did better than any of my other specials, because I
think I made I played to the screen the way

(13:35):
I did in arenas. Yeah, which was really nice to
have that advantage to know what small, small things would
sell on a screen. But then when I did it
in the theater, the small movements didn't pop the way they
would in an arena. But I knew they'd pop on
a special. So it's really I don't know, it's really
kind of it really is kind of fast. I'm sure

(13:56):
it's the same as playing on turf versus crass. No, okay,
completely tried to draw on Anusia.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, we did a live show, so we did. We
did the live show last year. Can I tell you
a joke I told my daughters.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, did not get a laugh that I thought was
I thought, hear what you're telling your daughter. We were
my daughter's college and we were driving and I said,
I said that person looks trans, and they go, Dad,
there's a lot of trans people at this school. And
I said, for real, and they go a lot. As
a matter of fact, the three ladies she's with or trans.

(14:31):
And I said, oh, I think they call that a
trans slam. Nothing woke. People did, not my car crowd,
not even my wife, who's like likes a good hate
crime joke. No one laughed. No one laughed.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
And I was like, the jokes don't hit with the
younger crowds sometimes, man.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
My daughters, My daughters did not laugh at all. I
was like, that's a well, well, there is it.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
So my daughter comes to me and we're sitting there
and we're talking about soccer her and uh, there's one
little girl who's Asian, and I go, what is she?
What kind of Asian? And and my Lily goes, I
don't know. I go, why don't you ask her? And
she goes, Dad, that's racist. I go, how is that racist?

(15:18):
To go ask what kind of Asian are you? Is
that racist?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
No? What on? But you're asking.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
I'm second guess it myself, because that's what she depends
on what you say after you find out.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, okay, ready, ready, okay, okay, ready, all.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Right, you pretend you're age, Okay, hey, what kind of
Asian are.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You I'm from Laos, I'm my oceans going Okay, I know, okay,
all right, well no, it's good, mean you, it's good,
mean you, Curpaul. I really I was like, all right, IV,
what kind of Asian are you? I'm from Guam? Wait?
Are we doing the ones that we don't know about?
Can someone just say? Chinese? Chinese? Chinese? Cool? Old school

(16:01):
like you something? Japanese? Japanese?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hey, I'm been saying a World War two there's there's
not a lot to Korean Korean. I love kim chi
there it is, yeah, Like, yeah, do you know Bobby
Lee is. He's a very popular Korean comic.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I love him. He's funny.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
I don't know if he's Chinese or Korean.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Bobby Lee, Yeah, he's one hundred percent Korean. Do you
know how it is?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Because everyone always makes fun of him being Chinese, like
all his boys.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Right, yeah, everyone always. Man, it's fun to watch him
get so worked up. It's like it's like it's like,
have you ever noticed like you look like someone? If
you go to some white like just a regular kind
of guy, go you're Jewish? Right? They go no? And
then you're sitting next to one.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
What the fuck's wrong with being Jewish? Well, you go
to Bobby, you're Chinese. He goes the fucking Chinese. You're like,
calm down, they're in the room, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, that's why you can never get wrong with just hey,
what kind Asian are you? Well? Yeah, what is it?
What kind? Or is it? I think? Are you spicy?
Do you chop? Six? There's so much we should do
a podcast called Things We Didn't Know? And you just
bring up me like did you know? Did you know that?
This is one I learned when I moved out here.

(17:19):
I didn't know that Japanese people could not understand Chinese
people at all. Language barrier. I thought no.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I thought it was a little bit like like you know,
like the New York or like understand it Russian can
kind of Portuguese and Spanish not at all. But sometimes
if I speak Spanish to someone who speaks Portuguese, there
are some carryover.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, there's some carry none of that. Nothing. They don't
even sound the same. I didn't know one sound. Then
get out of here. I'll tell you what. If we're
talking Asians right now, Hawaiians are like my favorite Hawaiians
smelting pot. It's hawai I don't think I've ever met
a Hawaiian. I didn't fall in love with.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, no Hawaiian in the Polynesian culture, just in general,
they're like the most loving people when they like you.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's the fucking truth. When they like you. And by
the way, right now they're all smiling, a big smile going.
They don't smile.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
They'll give you the eyes they communicated. I grew up
with a bunch of Polly's, so like, we don't eat
the Polynesians. If they like you, they are the coolest,
most loving. They will die for you. They don't like you,
you better watch out, dog, They're coming after you.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That new Momoa show is good, bro, is it? It's
about Hawaii. Wait, Jason Momoa has a show about the
history of Hawaii. I'm fascinating, really good history of Hawaii.
I am too. I like James Cook was the guy
for white people discovered Hawaii. They found it first. He

(19:00):
the one that let us know they found it. Yeah,
like Columbus let us know that there were people there. Yeah. Yeah,
it's called Chief of War.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
The story of unification of the Hawaiian Islands from an
indigenous perspective, A Hawaiian war chief joins a campaign to
unite the warring islands in order to save them from
the threat of white people.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
King Kamehameha.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Here's an interesting fact about James Cook. You ready for this?
Laid on me didn't know how to swim. I think
I knew that. Wow. Yeah, they used They kind of
liked that their sailors didn't know how to swim.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
And then they would They would fight to death to
keep the boat afloat.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Isn't that crazy? Yeah? Another sidebar about James Cook. I
don't I'm not certain if it's real, but I uh
but I think I read it or listened to it somewhere. Uh.
They get to Hawaii. The very first day they get
to Hawaii and he's like, all right, here's the deal.
We all have syphilists, okay, so no one, no one
get off this boat and fuck anybody. Well, all we
need is some water, okay, okay, and some fruit. So

(19:59):
I'm gonna send two p you go and get water
and get fruit, and you cannot fuck anyone, does anyone ever?
You understand your mission? And they're like, Captain, got it.
They're like what are the two things? They are like
water and fruit, don't fuck anybody. He's like, all right.
They start paddling away. He was like, before you get
close to the shore, what are those two things? And
they're like water fruit, don't fuck anybody. And he's like great.

(20:21):
They come back to the boat and he's like, how
did it go? And he goes, we got some bad news.
We just gave everyone syphilis and we forgot the water
and fruit. And he's like, god, damn it. All right,
let's all go there. And then they all gave everyone syphilis?
Is that what it was? That good story?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
James Cook and have a great year for the Bills.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I was thinking about the Bills guy. Halfway through were
you at this? You were at this Florida State game?
Then when they beat Alabama?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah too. I gave the pep talk. What did you
say to these guys to take them to ninety thousand people?
I give it to the audience to the field. How
was it?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Look? Is this some Kevin James like style? Well, you
know Kevin James when he started that day. I mean,
it's still getting plays. It's different in that in that
I mean I'm saying this. I know Florida State will
hear this and I'm just trying to be as transparent
as possible.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
They were looking for that because they wanted that. They
actually if I had gone up and said and I
think they've been very happy. I love America, I love
our troops, God bless her everything. To ladies and gentlemen
to start your engines or let's hear that war chant,
they would have been like, that's probably perfect a little longer. Well,

(21:30):
I've got to like script with not script, and I
mean this. I said to them, you need to give
me parameters because I will go off the rails. And
they were like okay, So they gave me that. Basically,
ladies and gentlemen start anything. And then I'm sitting at
this bar. Tom and I did a bar take over
at nine am the game day. Then we went to
a bar and started drinking. It was old school of fun.

(21:51):
Tom and he's watching me stress over this, like trying
to hit the markers. And Tom's like, yo, you went here,
you love this school. You believe gard and Gold like
he's get up there and just talk from your heart.
Do not fucking read a script. Talk from your heart.
And I was like really, He's like fuck yeah. And
then Kirk Fox, who was with us was a great comedian,

(22:13):
said right before the whole speech took place, he goes, hey,
talk to them, not at them. And I said, okay,
he goes talk with them like you're one of them.
And that was the thing. So I went up and
I Tom all I say is Tom told me? It was?
He's like, you should only give gas up speeches for

(22:36):
like you should pump people up. Because I have that
never quit drinking speech, It's gone viral. I have another
one that went viral about like how you gotta you
gotta an angel in your heart and every time you
get hung over, the wings die, but you need to sprinkle.
I'll caholing on them and work and I can get
moved by certain things. And I'm moved by the seminoles.
And so they come out and by the way, we're
sitting on the sidelines and they just hand me in

(22:57):
mic and they're like, you're on, and I'm like, huh.
So had they even if I had tried to read
the script, I would have not been able to do
it because just timing wise, they go, you're on, gave
me the mic. I was like what, And then the
marching chiefs start getting behind me going like this cha cha, cha,
cha cha, and I'm like, what the fuck? And and
then I just went off and just talked about I
was like, my name's Bert Kreischer, and I'm a proud

(23:22):
Florida State seminole. I spent six and a half years
at this college, at this great institution. I was baptized
in that end zone in nineteen ninety one when we
had wooden seats. When that spear hit that seminole head,
tears streamed down my face. Those tears were garne It
and gold and you're hearing ninety thousand people just go oh.
I was like, Alabama, things are gonna come in and

(23:42):
roll all over us, but they don't know what house
they walked into. This is the house that Bobby bowed
and built cool.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
This is the house that goes normal about cor And
I was like, I have two words for you.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Silence, go nos Car and I get and Tom's got
tears in his eyes and he's like some greatest gunamp
speech I've ever fucking heard. And then they cause everyone's
like fucking like that was fucking incredible. I got so
many texts from so many people, and then the athletic
director walked us out to the fucking seminole head. I'm
still shirtless, and he's like, you ready for this, and

(24:13):
I was like yeah. Osciola comes out with Renegade and
just rears up burning spear boom. I look at Tommy,
He's like welled up. He's like, this is the greatest
day of my life. It was pretty fucking epic. But uh,
would you say you have the Mickey Mantle gene? I
would huh, that is a perfect thing to say, Yes,
I had. You are stressed, dude. I was so worked

(24:35):
up and then drunk. I was very drunk. I was
very drunk. I tried to get them to get me
a drink on the field. They were like, no, I
think he's good. But uh yeah, it was a good
speech and so uh but the best is like anyone
that you guys go out win. It was a fucking spectacular.
We go up to the box and everyone in the
box is like, bro, I'm pumped the fuck up. You
fired me the fuck up. And I was like yeah.

(24:56):
Everyone I came up to that day was like that
was the greatest. Like I got so many texts from
people I went to school with, like you fired me.
The fuck up. And then we go up and we
start and we're with all the old school because we're
athletic Director's box and we're with all old school players, right,
so like guys that kind of maybe people don't remember
the names as well as they do, and so they yeah, yeah,

(25:20):
but it's like and they're and but they're calling the
game and real early on first possession, Alabama has it
for our first possession. Coming back, one of the guys goes,
we have a better team than they do. And he goes,
what And he goes, we got a better We got
a better team than they do. I'm calling it right now.
We're gonna win. And our first touchdown pass, I was
changing my shirt because I was soaking WEX it would

(25:41):
have been raining, and I changing my shirt, putting on
a fresh one. I took it off to catch the pass.
We score, and every black dude in there's like, keep
it off, keep it off. So I stayed shirtless for
the whole game. Black dude, every every black dude there was.
There was like five of them, and they were like,
keep it off. You're good luck, You're good luck. They
kept calling me Florida man. They didn't know who I

(26:02):
was like, Florida, man, keep it off. And so we
went and then and then it was like it was
brilliant because uh like William Floyd who I'm friends with,
who played it for the forty nine ers and uh
played at Florida State. William Floyd came in the box
and he was like, he was like, hey, can you
hop on air? And I was like yeah. And so
because he's doing radio, so we brings Gene Decrof, who's

(26:22):
like old school Florida. He was in there with his son,
and then he brings back. We run into Danny Canal
and then Danny Cannell's like, hey, man, can I introduce
you to work Done? And I was like yeah, yeah,
and with Tom the whole time, I'm still shirtless. We
come around the corner. I wish you could find this
picture of me and Warck Done and Danny Canell and
Tom Me. I'm shirtless. Warwick is I mean, I mean

(26:43):
disrespectful like a church mouse. Yeah. He is the quietest
man you'll ever meet. And we sat exactly next to
each other during graduation. Does he remember you? I go,
I'm shirtless. I swear to God. I pulled back a
curtain and I was like, Warwick, Warick, and he's just like,
what the fuck is this white energy? I was like, Warick,

(27:04):
come here, man, and Danny Canell had to go it's okay,
it's safe, You're safe. And he walked out and worked
on still like this, like what the fuck's going on?
And I was like, my name's Burt Kreischer. I was like,
I sat next to a graduation. He goes, you did,
and I said, yeah, you had just gotten drafted by Tampa.
And I said to you, you know I'm from Tampa.

(27:25):
Do you want me to hook you up with then
and my friends? And you were like I'm good. He
was like okay, all right, and he was like what
are we doing here? Like he was really like a
deer at headlights. And Danny's like, can we get a
picture real quick? So we took a picture. We all
think we all went into the booth, got a picture
with a bunch of guys. But it was like it
was a It was the greatest experience. It was the greatest.
And then to win the win, The win was the
fucking I got one quick question.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Is it me and Kyler have been arguing, is it
valid that you guys storm the field against Alabama, even
though you guys are fucking just you guys are Florida
fucking State.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Now. No, no, we should never have storm the field
in my opinion, because it just means it means that,
you know, you don't storm the field early in the season,
storm in the field's last game play energy like that. Florida.
The nineteen ninety six Florida State Florida Florida State game
was another subtle comeback. We were leading and we were
ranked number one. I think they were ranked number two,
and then they pulled ahead, and at the very end

(28:19):
we pulled, we won, and we stormed that field. There's
work done, and me and Tommy, there's Gene Deggerhoff, there's
it's a it's a who's who. But but like, I've
never been a fan of storm in the field. I
was there when the Bucks won their first game and
we stormed the field when the Bucks won their first game.
Year in that field field storms GoTab be nineteen seventy nine,

(28:45):
ninety seventy eight. I think it was against Are you
excited about the Bucks this year? Very? I'm gonna put
a thousand dollars on every Bucks game. I saw that
that Yeah, one thousand dollars on every one for them
covered they covered this week fan and then Tom's doing
the person that hates you the most hates me the most.
That's to be fun. I love Tom's energy, so great
to be business partners with him. We'll be right back
after this quick break. What do we like about the Bucks?

(29:08):
What I like about the Bucks is the talent on
the field and the general like I love I love.
I fell in love with Baker Mayfield when he grabbed
his dick and called that guy because and but I
felt I like, like, if he had just done that right,
I would have been like, had he done that and

(29:29):
I'd seen that, I would have thought nothing of it.
But when they attacked him for it, I thought, Oh,
you don't understand what it takes to play professional football.
You can't be like I wish the best of luck
to you, do like you need to have hate like
Kelly Slater is one of the best surfers in the world.
Rumor has it he is unhealthily competitive, like to the

(29:52):
point where like his friends and family worry about him.
He's so competitive. Michael Jordan would have to create stories
in his head to fucking and when Baker Mayfield did
that and people came out after him, and I think
he like low key apologized. I was like, no, no, no, no,
don't get rid of that. And having hung out with
Baker and gambled next to Baker and gambled with Baker's wife,

(30:15):
that family has got that grabbed the dick energy and
I love it, and I think that that is what
you need in a And and the fact that they're
all in Tampa, and I love Tampa. I think Tampa's
the greatest city in the world. Because they're all in Tampa.
It's like, it's like, yeah, my goal is to fucking
move next door to Gronk. Like I love Florida. Gronk

(30:38):
loves Tampa, he loves, he loves perfect for Tampa, Florida man.
He is. He is the Florida man who would rob
a bank with an alligator and probably get away with
it and probably get away with it, probably get away
with it. Fucking Gronk. If you if I moved down
to Florida, and we're talking about buying a house in Florida,
if I moved down and moved next door to Gronk,

(31:00):
two things would happen within one year, a hurricane would
definitely hit. But second, Gronk would come up with the
best goddamn business plan that no one had ever thought
of in their entire life that would make millions of
dollars and people will be so frustrated, Like, you.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Know, I would definitely think that could happen. And speaking
of that, Rob, there was a hurricane that hit his house. Yeah,
and Rob, being the beautiful human that he is, there's
like a family that's been in a house right next
to him that for like generations. Yeah, the house flooded.
He let them stay in his house. That's kind of

(31:33):
a guy gronkis. That's a Florida man right there.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
That's a Florida man. That's a Tampa man. He didn't
know he was a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
He was living in Arizona for so long he thought
it was He thinks it's kind of like Arizona, probably
with water.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, I guarantee you. He's not putting sunscreen on in
the morning. He's like, no, you gotta burn a little bit, right.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, Burt, I just found out what Gronk's SAT score
was for math, and he guesses.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Hold on, hold on for math. Oh oh at eight hundred.
Hold on, hold on now, hang on one second. If
I'm not mistaken, you told me Gronk is good at math, right, man,
I'm gonna say six fifty seven thirty seven thirty in SAT,
Bobby g And I think he got eight hundred on

(32:18):
the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
How can you be so good at math problems but
get confused with the words that made up the math problems? No,
he's he's fucking he's hellas smart with numbers, bro. I
see it every days. It'll come out and every time
we hang out, whether it's like tipping something, whether it's
a contract someoney, you see what he's getting. Oh he's
getting thirteen over five. Yeah, it's but they're saving this

(32:45):
much on the cabin And I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
You're a cap guy too. What was your SAT score?
Like a thousand total? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
yeah would what was yours? Jesus Christ?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
It was like eleven one thousand, and I took it
twice and I went to Caplin and shit, I didn't
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Help me one leg man. This one was like nine
to seventy and then and then I went to Kapla
and my next one was like thirteen something Jesus. But
it's the tricks they tell you, like eliminate too and
then just circle one and and I think I circled
one for the right one for the whole time. There's
a guy that went to Chamberlain who was a who
was who was a basketball player. I wish I remember

(33:30):
this guy's name. I wish I remembered his name, A
high bit bluechip prospect. And we were taking our SAT
and I was taking my first one the morning I
got ninety seventy on and he was like, hey, can
I cheat off you? And I was like, wrong, guy.
I was like, dude, fucking find a different white guy,
Like look at me, do you think I fucking read

(33:51):
or read a fucking book? Gotn't that crazy that you couldn't?
They should get rid of that in asat thing. What
was the you had to get like an eight hundred
to play sports something like that. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I think that is all like very different now though.
Really yeah, and ins out of twenty four hundred if
you want to make it out of twenty four hundred,
But you don't have to take the written part if
you don't want.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
There's a whole lot. It's crazy. Can I tell you,
hold on? Can I tell you my favorite energy of
football these days is have you watched the youth football
in Miami, South Florida? Oh my god, Day County, Oh
my god. First of all, they've got one little kid
who's commentating and he goes, you know, who's your dream girl?
And it's everyone's like latta lotto and they're like lotto,

(34:34):
why are you like loado? Like slim thick, and it's
just and it's all children, it's all children, and they're
like apparently they went around they go, what watch you wearing?
Watches a really big of football. Now, I don't know
if you read this, Yeah, I even do. They have
to watch another bitary? None of them macharg none of
the brigars. Why you got it? Go a Cooper ball.
It's my favorite part of football. We tried to hire
that little kid. We've tried to hire him to come

(34:56):
to two Bears five K to interview people because he's
so fun. There's a game. Uh, there wasn't a lot
of follow through. It was like like we were like,
we sent my agent over and then they were like
huh and they're like, we just played football man like,
but like, have you seen the game they play where
they go like this, they go, what have you seen that?

(35:18):
I have? Hold on? Do you know what I'm talking about?
They go like this, they go, does anyone know this
game is a kid's game? They go like, well, whoa whoa? Well?
And then I guess if you look at their dick
or something like. But their children, their children, they're like.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Five years old ago, wing like, and then they score
touchdowns and they humped the ground.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I saw that. That's my favorite. I should adopt a
young black kid, moved to South Florida and just play
football with him. I would have so much fucking fun.
I don't want to coach. I just want to sit
on the sidelines and fucking.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Watch the blind side, the tone deafen blind side.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Have you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
This game?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Where they going to the game?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Now, I just know the accessory game. I know the hits,
I know the dress like, what are.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
They the boo boos? I think I would have spent
more time with my family if I had the phrases
black people had for their family, Like if I called
my uncle's unc and aunties, I think I would have
liked them more. Instead, it was like hi, Jim, but
I was like yo, Connie was a Bert not much.

(36:25):
Unc is Auntie Brene here. That's not even a real name.
Her name is Reenie Reenie. What's your name? You guys
don't know what my auntie Auntie, my auntie. No, it's
Reenie Reenie, Reenie, Reenie. Jim, I'm Mary in there? No,
my mom, mar Margaret, Margaret, Mary, Margaret Mary. God, what

(36:48):
if I'm getting Can I tell you? By the way,
when we get done, I want to tell you the
most horrific joke I have in the world that I
can't that. I texted Gillis today and he laughed, I
can I show it to you? That's just funny.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Let me see, I'm not a really good, great reader,
so my context maybe let me see it's hard.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Let me make sure all the fucking other ones before
that aren't bad. Okay, okay, it's the last blue to
the bottom right. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
How bad is that? On a scale one at ten?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
It's not bad bad, but it's bad. It's bad to
the person it's about. Not the person it's about wouldn't care,
but the person that's referencing it's not fair because they're
they're they're not they didn't do anything, but it is crazy, right,
But it is true. Isn't it crazy? Though?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, that's it's true as fuck. Like that's the nineties. Baby,
how was the nineties? I mean, what a get out
of jail free card?

Speaker 8 (37:48):
Is?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Is it true? Yeah? Oh yeah, I understanding. He was
talking about it everywhere.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
So it doesn't anything, no, nothing, It's just like it's like,
that's like a dream.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's that's what you It's a dream scenario. That's what
you want in your your life. It's had it happen
to Jeffrey Epstein, he'd be like Bill Clinton would love it.
It's basically the men in Black thing, is it not?
I'm calling Gillis right now. I'm calling Gillis right now.

(38:22):
Let's go that's fucking it's the men in Black thing.
It's the men in Black thing. Do you remember that
Wi Fi settings? Jesus Christ? Never mind, that's fucking but
it's let's.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Go back into time real quick. Around November nineteen ninety four,
couple pop culture thing I forgot that we do this,
we do this. I'll make love to you by Boys
to men. We all know that song the Santa Claus.
I love that movie and it still holds up to
this day.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
We're all Tim Allen, Oh my god, yeah, Pulp Fiction,
inter of a Vampire, the specialists, we're all popping off now.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Hang on to put that in burs back. If you
were in a fraternity this year, all you heard was
the soundtrack of Pulp Fiction? Is that all every party
you went to? Every Uh, what's the what's the one
where he's cutting his ears off?

Speaker 8 (39:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, but that's that's the It's the whole soundtrack of
Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Then you guys had the records.
Yeah yeah at the party, right, yeah, yeah, you play it,
you go hold on and then you put the big
sterophone up. You'd be like, hang on, who wants to
do the bop? He's actually Nirvana Unplugged came out this year,

(39:38):
and I remember distinctly learning how to play every song
on that Nirvana. That Unplugged was as big as whatever
Young Blood just did a thing with Steven Tyler, and
everyone's like, this is rock and rolls back. They have
no idea how big Unplugged was. Nirvana's Unplugged was so

(39:59):
big and don't even think which one is that. Give
me a guitar, it's not tuned. Oh fuck, that's the
way Michael Jackson had a had a carousel in his
backyard to get little boys. You have that for chicks.
You're like, oh, look at that. You play guitar, You're
like my shoulders problem. Yeah, pretty much. I love it.

(40:21):
Nirvana Unplugged was the biggest, and that's when Oasis showed up.
An Oasis was talking wild ship, wilder than the Beatles.
I remember that.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Can you name more than four songs from Oasis?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Uh? Don't look back? Don't look back at Anger, Wonderwall,
Uh uh, don't cry? I tin to Mirror and was
a Blade?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Well they had they have that new did you? They
just played the rose Bow yesterday?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah? I didn't go me either. Did you hate no offense? Guys?
You should have stayed together when we all fucking would
have bought How selfish was this band that, when we
loved you the most, you wouldn't let us in your pants.
And now you're a little older and you sit at
the end of the bar and no one's buying you
drinks anymore, and you're like, hey, would you like to fuck? Well, yes,
some of us are gonna fuck you, just to remember
what it was like to fuck Linda Carter when she

(41:14):
was wonder Woman. But now we're going like yo, I mean,
I just I'm just so bothered by the It's like
Nick Carter is your white buffalo, hardcore Linda Carter. That's
when I figure out, like I never understood gay, right, Like,
I never stood like, how can you like a dude?
How can you like a dude? You know what you
want us like a dude. I never understood it. And
then one day someone explained it to me and he

(41:36):
was like, I don't know, man, I just was always
attracted to boys. He's like, do you remember when you
watched Tarzan? And I was like, I do remember watching Tarzan.
He's like, well, I watched it and it turned me on.
And I went I watched wonder Woman and it turned
me on. And I was like, oh shit, so gay's
just like straight, it's just something else. And he was
like yeah, and I went, oh, I get it. I
get it. I totally get it. So wonder Woman, wonder Woman,

(41:57):
I was gay as fuck for wonder Woman. I was
like when she would get tied up. When she would
get tied up and I would be like, I'll tell
you the truth. Holy shit, I'm six years old. I'm
rock hard right now? Did you were you? Were you
a Jim Carrey fan. He didn't get me hard, but
I liked him.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Because he went crazy this year with the massive Dumb
and Dumber that.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Was like my childhood.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I love those insane run Forrest Gump this year, Shawshank Redemption,
Little Giants.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Wasn't Jurassic Park this year too?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Jurassic Park was this year. Niners were the Super Bowl champion.
Steve Young the MVP.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh was this the one that he took from? Was
this when they played the Chiefs and it was Joe
Montana versus Steve Young? Or was this when Steve Joe
Montana was still on the sidelines. Now, this is when
Joe Montana was on the Chiefs. They didn't play him
in the Super Bowl, but they did play that year.
I believe in ninety four he's talking about Steve Young, right,
Steve Young won this one. The only so I got.

(42:58):
One of the things that helps me go TOEP is
I if I watched something. So what I watched on Peacock.
You can't download them, which breaks my heart. But they
have a football life, and I watched I think I
watched yours. I did watch yours. Oh this is creepy now,
but I watched all the football lives and nobody they

(43:19):
relaxed me and whatever. The only one that kept me
awake was Joe Montana's. It kept me, woke me up,
and it kept me awake because, uh, because of Dwight Clark,
because Dwight Clark said, you know, he said to Joe
Montana said, at his funeral, he goes. Dwight Clark went
told one time, called him and said, don't ever forget

(43:40):
they call it the catch, not the not the throw.
And then Dwight Clark went out like the most horrible
fucking way. Yeah, fucking Eric's right, yeah, yeah, als. There
should be a fuck there that if I if I
ever win the lottery, Leonne said this, sailor, if I
ever win the lottery, I win four billion dollars, I'm
just gonna cure ls. That's the No one should die
from als. No one should die. That's the worst fucking

(44:01):
way to go out.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, it's it's and it goes like that. You did
that ice Bucket challenge. Yeah, I just did it to
get online. Didn't help anybody.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I was like, we did the icebucket challenge money you
guys enjoy your LS. It raised money, brough right, but
how I don't know. I got a good friend with
als and uh and it just I say a good
friend right now he's hearing. He's like, we've met twice.
I'm in the Zach Brown band and you like me
because of my music. But John Hopkins, uh, John Driscoll

(44:32):
Hopkins is a friend of mine who we played at
Florida State. He was in the big band of Flora
State and I knew him all through college but he
was always the star. Yeah, and he has LS and
we just did a podcast about it and the heartbreaking
that disease should go away.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, it's it's terrible. So let's we got to win
the lottering and O. J.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Simpson and Al Callings in a low speed chase. Remember
that I wasn't like I was what I was eight
in this And I remember going to school and they
rolled in the fu TV and we watched you that's
hold on stop. That's a podcast right there, that's a podcast.

(45:09):
TV roll in moments where you where you talk about
all the ship that happened and when any and the
whole podcast happened in a TV rolling in was a
big you have no idea the panic that would happen
when you were in Latin class and they rolled in
the TV and you're like, what's happening and they're like,
the shuttle's taking off and you're like, oh, this will
be fun, and you're like.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, fuck, I was in Latin class. Wow, I was
in Latin clu Where were you moment? Yeah, I was
in Miss Bono's Yay, Everyone cheers the TV.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
There was a civilian teacher on that shuttle.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Christ mcculloff. Do you know what? That's where we're Tom
and I came up with the concept of our movie
Fat Astronauts. I mean, it's a different pitch, but but
you know what happened. We were Miss Bono's Latin class.
I must have been in seventh grade, sixth grade, and
they rolled on the TV for the shot launch because
we were Florida and you could see them outside. So
a lot of times you'd watch it take off, the
thing and everyone would run outside to go see it.

(46:06):
She would see it in the sky and we all
rolled and they started taking off. We're like, oh, we
should go outside, and then exploded and everyone went outside
and you could see it and get You're like, shut
the fuck up, and I was like, whoa, and you know,
so crazy? This is how out of touch. Miss She's
got to be dead. Miss Bino's her name. She used
to sell nachos at break and she pulled out her
nacho things like I'm selling nachos and that's great though,

(46:28):
and we all eat nachos thinking about the shuttle, so
you saw the.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
To get your mind off of the crazy shit that happened,
let's go. Let's take them to a comfort area. Let's
get them some nachos.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
All I learned in Latin was sem pare ubi sub ubi,
always wear underwear, sempare ubi sub ubi. Yeah. Look at
the nineteen ninety four A World Cup was held in
the who gives a fuck? Category? Keep going? No I

(46:57):
do now, And now the comedy's one I'm into it,
but I'm not gonna spend Yeah, but back in ninety four,
when we were fighting the commedis, no one gave up
fuck about World Cup? Will you attend when it's in
the US coming up. I love soccer. I love soccer.
I'm so passionate about it. I love the the what's
the Spanish dude that's so good with the heads stuff?
You know, keep going messy Ranaldo Messi He's got like

(47:21):
the most viewed Instagram post ever or something.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Him and like Ronaldo, they have like four hundred million
people that follow them. Bro, It's like countries so crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Can you know?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Literally they have like four hundred or five hundred million people.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I couldn't pick him out of a bodega, Like, like
if he was in a bodega with us.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
See, if you saw Christiano Ronaldo, you'd be like, that
dude is someone for real? He looks like just money.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Messi has five hundred million.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Messi's like a little shorter guy. You'd probably like, who
is that little guy? Because he's like five to seven.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh for real? Yeah, Kyle, my assistants the other day
bench two twenty five three times hell yoh yah? I
know right, And I was I was popping him up.
I go, dude, you got to realize you're stronger than
like one percent of the Like there's only one percent
of the population that's as strong as you. And he
just got out in front of his skis. He said, yeah,
but what about guys that are five to nine? And

(48:16):
I was like, go ahead, say what you said? No,
you said five fucking nine, and I googled it. I go,
he goes, what's the average height of the average man.
I go five to nine. So you're not gaining any
more steps than this. But he did do two twenty
five three times. That's beastie. That's fucking beast mode. Right,
that's a good that's a good working environment. Get everyone jacked, dude,

(48:38):
put up combine. I did repeat. Well, that's how we
fucked up our arms. I did three or five three times?
Wow yesterday. But you were rocked up when I saw you.
You're you're still always You've always been strong. But I
felt your strength when I went to your show, super
we were doing some picture or something and like we
bumped and I you know, I know large men, and

(49:01):
I was bang on a fucking shirt. I know large men.
Julian Edelman, Well, I just said it on the boxing
I just said I love big men clothing line.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Well, the thing is, if you're a football guy, you
want you know what a big man feels like.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I've gone you know, buzz gone and rubbed up against
some little guys.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
You just you can feel him. I felt you were rooted.
Can I tell you I felt the strength in you?
And I swear to God I did.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I'll tell you thank you. But you know what I
love is like I do this to you. The first
person I ever did this too was uh was Tarrell
owens Is. I put my arm on him and I
felt like a growth and I was like, what's that?
And he goes, it's my lat and I went, oh fuck.
I was so used to hugging Hollywood men that you

(49:49):
feel what is called like a sponge like and you
put your arm on their shoulder and there's it's like
a memory foam and you're like, whoa. Then when you
feel a man, you oh fuck? And I I had
a little bit of that. It is the greatest compliment
you could pay me, is that I don't feel like
an agent. Now you you felt rooted. Let's jump into

(50:10):
the game, Jackie. Should we get into these teams? First?
Talk about these Gators real quick, real quick.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
The nineteen ninety four Florida Gators came into this season
ranked number one. Heck of a team finished with a
record of ten two and one. We'll get to that later.
One y SEC went six and one in the conference.
Only loss was to Auburn. That was another Bowden, Terry
Bowden leading those guys led by the old ball coach
Steve Spurger and that great advisor, high powered offense, stout

(50:35):
defense average forty three points per game, gave up just seventeen.
Let's get into some of these dudes real quick. Fred Taylor,
who yah may know, we all love. Freddy t committed
to Florida State. Verboom signed with Florida. Bobby didn't like
that too much. We didn't like that too much.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Bobby didn't like that. No, I didn't like that either.
I killered right.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
Al Anthony jack Jackson Dane played for the Bucks. Yep,
another one. You got all these good double wimen to burn.
I'm jealous, good guys that went to Florida State.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
This is Florida.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
But still you got Derek Brooks that were done like
you got all these guys that went to both your
favorite teams.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I love that. I'm so lucky. You know, Danny Wirfle's
that is the outlier for me because I remember so
much of him, and then I felt like I never
heard of him again. I never heard him again, so
I did a deep dive. I like this, Danny Whirfole,
you ready for this? Was our first Tim Tebow wow
faith based quarterback that maybe was gra I think you

(51:29):
won the Heisman Trophy and went to the Pros. Didn't
have to make it in the Pros, but has led
an exemplary life ever since. After Katrina, he moved. He
lived in New Orleans and he started to take over
all the stuff to raise up all the people that
needed help. And he's done that now in Atlanta, and
he's like a wildly amazing great guy who has never

(51:49):
asked for the limelight ever again, Danny Whirfole, It's funny
these names live in your life for four years. You
say them every day. Can you see if he's ever
circumcised in one that's rightly sucked? We talked about this
last time.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I'm just saying, wanted Tim Tebow's fucking sentence unless you
got some circumcisions under your belt, bub right, buddy, Daddy.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Wirfol is a World Bowl champion. He went with the
higher what.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
World Bowl YEA when they used to have NFL Europe
back in the day. So like right before I got
in the NFL, if you were like a practice squad
guy in the off season, they would send you out
to Europe and they had NFL affiliated teams, so you'd
have like a sister team where you'd send like your prospects.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
There was like the the Hamford.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Or what I got them here, what they got the
Frankfurt something. They had a bunch of different teams and
guys would go play out there, and I was like,
one year away from it, I probably would have went
to it. I was like, man, I missed that. That would
have been so fun to get to go travel Europe
and play football.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Amsterdamn Admirals, Barcelona Dragons, Berlin Thunder, Cologne Centurions, Frankfurt Galaxy,
Hamburg Sea Devils, the England Monarchs and Rain Fire and
also the Scottish claym.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Wars, Danny worfle very big and pickleball. Really yep, I did.
I like doing a deep dive on the names that
you that you say they live in your vernacular for
four you know, it's so funny and rewatching just the
highlights of this game. You start going like, God, damn it,
whatever happened? To Zach Crockett. Yeah, like Zach Crockett. I
said his name. That's a great name. Zach Christ's brother.

(53:23):
His brother played for the team too, I think. But
like you knew this then in a weird way, they
like if I ran into Danny Worfole at a pickle ball
court and he came out to me, He's like, yo,
Danny Worfol, I'd be like, oh, what's up? I wouldn't
remember him, but yet I watched it, like, oh, Danny
fucking Worfle. What if you knew it was him? What
would you ask him? What would you say? I wouldn't
even know. Like, to be honest with you, I ran

(53:44):
I would.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
A game of comment like go ahead this hu, No,
I'd be I wouldn't even know what's six that's happened
to me? You probably say, since your little deep dive, like,
hey man, you know, I tell what you're the Tim
Tebow before Tim Tebow?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I might it's great. Might I ran into Danny Canell
and I and can I tell you this is I mean,
this is like I remember Danny Cannell and I just
hung out with him, and I would say, very friendly
with Danny Cannell. I remember him more as Charlie Ward's
backup only because I remember that is the part of

(54:19):
my life that season that Charlie Ward that we got
Charlie Ward was so that's my big season. That season
I remember the most. And I remember Danny Canell coming
in right after that. But it was like Charlie Ward,
I mean, he was like, Oh my god, did you
ever party at Florida? Fuck? How was Florida compared to
Florida State? Florida was? Uh? What was it was? It

(54:42):
was better in my opinion because the fraternity houses were
so Florida was a boys' school. Florida State was a
girls school. So the camp the fraternity houses at Florida
were epic, I mean amazing, and then the sorority houses
at Florida State were epic and amazing. So our fraternity
houses sucked. They were just bigger houses that we crammed
ourselves into. So the parties that we threw were fun,

(55:06):
they were awesome, but they were little rednecky and little
like like like low low income. And then you'd go
to Florida and they'd have they'd have a vending machines
filled with beer and they'd have kegs on you could
have kegs on campus, I think, and I just remember
like that was where I always felt like kids with
more money went to Florida and so like that's the

(55:27):
first time I ever did coke, No, the second time
I ever coke, Like that's the first place I got
introduced to ecstasy. Like, uh, but they always felt like
they had they it was dude, they partied, so we
partied harder, but ours was more like we need to
fix something inside us eternally they partied like, uh, don't
you love our parties? And you're like, you know, it's

(55:48):
like going to the Great Cats being going. You guys
don't even realize what you got. Yeah, West Egg East
he said, Yeah, I was. I was. I was. You
were new money. They were old money. Yeah they were
East Egg. Were you guys were West Egg? Yeah. You
don't understand. The the kids that wore gator stuff in
growing up were the kids that were country club kids.

(56:10):
The kids that were Florida State fans were not country
club yeah. And flatboat kids. Yeah, it was all about holes.
If you had a v hole you went to Florida,
you were you were fishing on the ocean. And if
you had a flat hole, you were fishing on a
lake and you went to Florida State. That's a really
brilliant analogy. I just came out to my head, you know,

(56:33):
I said. On Art's Eyes End today, they were talking
about Sarski's analogy about Eli Manning or Cooper Manning and
he was like, they're like, do you have an arm problem? Startisian?
He was like an arm problem? I was like no,
and like why would you say that? And they're like,
well he went and he was, well, I've never videotaped
any of you guys went in the bathroom and they're
like huh, And I was like no. He was trying

(56:56):
to do an analogy, but he's not good with analogies,
so like like you were really good with one, and
he was like, yeah, I haven't seen you guys fuck
your dog yet and you're like huh.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I think he was trying to get the like squintem
like do you squint when you ship or something? What
was Startegian trying to get with that analogy? He like,
was was Eli or was Cooper win seen when he
was throwing or something?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
He was wincing? He was like, so that is that?
Like but yeah, but my analogy for that when you
when you make that, when you make the shitting face,
in my opinion, it looks more like a listening face.
That's why I let my wife talk to me when
I'm shitting, because I'm like, it is, Yeah, that's fascinating
your AND's back surgery, So tell me more, please. Yeah,

(57:46):
I got it right here. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
I've never filmed any of you guys while using the bathroom,
so I don't know if faces you make when you
do it.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
He was trying to do an analogy, it got away
from it.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
He did like a Tommy Boy moment of like you
can stick your head up to the cow's ass, but.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I don't want to hear more analogies from him, to
be honest with you. Some guys analogies it becomes a thing.
If I was into it for the rest of the year,
because then you could hit one good analogy. But everyone
knows you have a bad analogy always, so one time
you do hit, you're good. He set the bar low,
So just go analogy coach. What was that last the
last quarter of that last game? What did it feel like?

(58:22):
Fell a lot like cow tipping? Like we were drunk
and our brother just won't let it go.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Huh. He's like, I don't know, man, we love we
love sarchy. With those analogies, get in.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
An other schools, a party or in Florida like Miami or.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I partied everywhere. I parted Miami when as an adult, Heck, yes,
that was crazy. It's not the school I thought it was.
No if you you if you, if you think of Miami,
you think of it's all about the you. It's all everybody,
the most educated kids in Florida. It is the wealthiest

(58:59):
kids in Florida. A lot of them aren't from Florida,
a lot of them from the North. And it's a
beautiful campus, gorgeous campus. And that's not what I thought
that would be. I thought it was gonna be cuban.
I thought it was gonna be like their fan base.
Their fan base did not go to University of Miami.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Now, well, they were like the pro team for so long. Yeah,
when the Dolphins kind of choked it off after seventy two,
like after that, it was.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Dude, you'd hear stories. I remember hanging out with Warren's
sap and who went to uh hang on, he's still alive.
I shouldn't tell this story.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Right now, it is listening. These were secrets, burn, Let's
not tell these are secrets.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
He's in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
He's in Colorado. I still talk to him all the time.
Hang on. You know what's crazy is, like I'll tell
a tame one is he would party in college with
Uncle Luke at his house and like Notorious b Ig
would just walk in and that, and they're all at
the same level. Like Notorious Big wasn't like massive, and
Warren was just in college and like, so his story,

(01:00:06):
Warren's stories are wild. I'm wild. I bet you, I'm real.
Let's jump into Florida State.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Before we get into Florida state, can we close the
circumcision loop real quick, Fellas, Yeah, yeah. Danny warfl did
a little digging over here. I'm over here in the
Lakeland Ledger, good little paper out of the Panhandle. There
from November eighth, twenty eighteen. The only thing I could
find that correlated the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Two there was an anti circumcision protest at the corner
of Emerald Coast Parkway and Danny warfel Way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
That's it. Seven men, a one woman anti.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Circumcision protests just happened to be on a street named
after Danny Warfles.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
That's it, just closing a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
So good reporting from the Laken Ledger shout out in
a Florida state Guys, you hate the ball coach.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Oh, we did not like Steve Spurger. He thought that
I never thought he looked like a he And I
hesitate to say this now because is he so alive yep,
because he might hear this, But like he just he
just felt like a temper tantrum me coach. When we
had the Captain cool, we had Bobby and Bobby, Bobby

(01:01:11):
was just like always like well, you know, it's good
with a Nazis. You know, it's like fucking a horse
you got to ride home, you know, like like I
think that might be a David Tell jokes. But like Bobby, Now,
Bobby Balden always had good smooth you know everything he said.
There's there's gotta be a page of Bobby ballad is.

(01:01:32):
It's like coach McKay. You remember Coach McKay from the Bucks. Now,
like coach what do you think? He was the first
coach for the Bucks. He goes, what did you think
about your team's execution? Today, he goes, I'm all for it.
I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I just I didn't know the Bucks until like the
two thousands when they won that first Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
That's so funny, that's all I knew about sports, so
like I but it was a failure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I just remembered, like, didn't they have like the bags
over their heads and stuff? So that was the Aints
the Saints, but no, they were in the same category Bucks.
I was a San Francisco forty nine er fan. We
were playing for Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
So this goes into why Florida state is so important
to me is I was born in Saint Pete, raised
a diehard Bucks fans, season tickets every year day one.
Since day one, my dad and I went to the
every Bucks game every Sunday, and all we did was lose,
and it was there was a shame in it and

(01:02:34):
to the point where I started disliking Florida because of it.
So I was like, so this is what we are.
This is We're just losers. Our beaches aren't big like California.
We don't have the Rams. The Rams for me was
the team you wanted to be movie stars, Palm trees,
cool outfits, they were in that movie Heaven Can Wait,
Heaven Can't Wait. Like I was like, that's why am

(01:02:56):
I a RAMS fan? And then I got except at
Florida State and my dad said to me, buddy, these
games are gonna be great. And I was like, I
don't want to go to a fucking football game, Dad,
I go they suck. He goes no, no, no, no,
You're going into a culture at that school that is
a winning culture. We're talking, dim, We're talking. This is
Burt Reynolds. This is You're about to witness something very

(01:03:17):
different than you ever experienced a football game. You remember,
I only went to football games where we lost, always, always,
always lost. Even when the team sucked as bad as
we did, we still lost real bad. And my dad said,
trust me, it's different. I went to that first Florida
State football game in the fall ninety one, sat in
the bleacher seats when the bleacher seats were just still
would and I remember just being like, why is everyone

(01:03:38):
so fucking pumped? Are you ready for this? I had
never cheered like I had never cheered. There's nothing to cheer,
there's nothing to cheer, and so like, we gotta think
about this. We didn't have a bucks chant. We never
bucks thing, and so when they did this, I was embarrassed,
Like I was dancing in front of my church, like
I was like, they were like oh, and I was like, ugh,

(01:04:00):
what are we doing right? And I was like I
literally sat there. I remember a girl came up and
wanted to paint stripes guarding GIRLD stripes on my face.
I was like, I'm good. I wasn't even wearing words
or anything anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I do that at Temple sometimes when they start doing
the songs and I'm no One, and then they change.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
It on you, just when you find it out too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, and then we and then in that end zone,
see Foxy Alla comes out with Renegade and he starts
pacing back and forth in the end zone, and I
hear what at the time must have been forty thousand people.
Forty thousand people go fucking nuts, maybe thirty and I'm like, whoa,
this is pretty crazy. I never felt you can understand,
I've never felt a stadium go nuts my whole life.

(01:04:42):
They had never got cheered. And all of a sudden,
everyone's like yeah, and I was like, what's going on.
They're like, you know, what's about to go on? I
was like, what's happening, and they're like, get ready, get ready,
and the whole stadium guards starts going O. And he
gets out of the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Oh and the horse rears back and turns any spikes
in the paste pops just oh. And I'm eighteen, I
swear to God, sobbing, crying, going fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Where have I been my whole life? I should have
been doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Fuck the Bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
And that's why that spear means so much to me,
because I'd never experienced anything. It's like going to church
and getting it. It's like getting baptized.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
And I'm telling you right now that is why Florida
State means so much to me. And it's kind of
fun now when you go to the Bucks then and
you do the chance you remember as a child.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
Hey hey, Tampa Bay. The bucks know how to shine.
Hey hey, Tampa Bay Bucks know how to shine. If
we're in trouble, that's okay, we can pull it out
as long as we got Baker Mayfield, stand up, stand
up and shout.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Those are the bucks. Those are so fucking And then
you do them to old old school Ta people and
they're like, oh that but the freaking seminole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
The best I remember being a kid, this is I
think I used to play this year's college football game
on Sega oh, and I would play with the Seminoles
because they were you know, seminoles. You like the Florida
teams at this generation. They were all fucking magical. We'll
be right back after this quick break, Jackie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Let's let's break down the team that put fucking Burt
into a single tear. Let's first, I cried every single
I would get to the games early to watch that
spear go cry every game. I started wearing sunglasses because
I was like, I'm gonna hide it. I don't do
a funk. I'm gonna cry. I just love that. I
would sob get highest fucking senator socks and just be

(01:06:47):
fucking ball and crying, and I just be like, I
don't care. I don't care. I love it so much.
That's why that means so much. Keep going, let's go
to the let's let's get into these no holes. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
The nineteenth year of the Bobby Bowden era. Mark Rick
led this offense. This wasn't his nineteenth year of Bobby Bowden,
he was. This was his nineteenth year and ninety four.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yeah, Bobby Bowden was around for his crime. Ny he didn't.
Didn't he retire like six years ago? No, he died
like he coached one team during segregation. I'm joking. I'm joking.
I believed that for a second, maybe it might have
been possible. Coming off the National championship season in ninety three.
Shout out Charlie Ward. We talked about that a little

(01:07:27):
bit earlier, beat Nebraska, Charlie wo Man.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Seventeen guys on this roster made the NFL. This was
the ACC championship team. Thirty six point eight points per game.
Another great defense here, fourteen points per game, only letting
up number three to start the season, had that one
loss there in the middle of the year to Miami
seventeen play these dudes here, Danny Kanell, Warwick Dune Rock, Preston,

(01:07:53):
Keas McCorvey, Omar ellis in samari Roll.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I mean, this was the heck, who is your guy?
Whose jersey did you have? Of this team? Uh? I know,
I know, I never I've never had another man's jersey. Well,
who is your guy? Then? Oh? My guy? Yeah? Like
who's you're? Like you on this team? It was like
it was Derek Brooks beast. Brooks is just a beast.
But what's interesting about this year is I went to

(01:08:18):
freshman year with a bunch of people that played so
like I knew, this is really your junior year, this
is my junior year, but this is my no, this
is there. There's a lot of their senior years and
my first junior year. So like so like I, Samari
Roll and I took baseball together.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Like we took what do you mean baseball? Class called baseball?
You take the class called baseball? Was both a one
on one what do you learn? There's three outs? Very
Samari and I did not go often and uh but
we both got a's. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Hazus Hernandez is he on here? Do you see him somewhere?
Hazes Hernandez is the one hases Hernandez? Uh he lived
in my dorm?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Well, how was he in the dorm? Like with the
football guys treated different in the dorm or colonel Colonel
Spain was in my dorm. Uh No, we all took
summer school together. So we all took summer school and
they all were they had one floor. It was just
football players and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
And it was just when did you ever go into
the football player floor. Oh yeah, it wasn't like it's
fucking awesome. Why well, what was different about the football
player floor? Oh? Well, first of all was black. So
my buddy Miles Moseley that I guess they read his
name and figured he was black, and they put him
on the football player door floor and so I got
off the I got off, I was like on floor three.

(01:09:41):
They were off floor five, I think, And I got
off on floor five one time and I saw this guy,
Miles is like the whitest guy you'll ever see, and
every I mean it's loud as ship on that floor.
The elevator door is open and you're like yo, and
you're like, what the fucking I see this little skinny
white guy and he goes you want to see a
card drink?

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
And I was like yeah, and he showed me a
card trip and he was like what floor are you on?
And I was like three and he was like, I
come down to your floor and I was like yeah,
and so but we go. But Miles lived up there,
and Miles became friends with all of them. Miles Miles
his best.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Friend when when he was about to graduate, was uh
who Marvin Marvin Jones played for the Jets, so like
and Mark and Miles knew all of them, so Miles
introduced us to a lot of them, and so uh.
But I remember one time, me and a bunch of
dudes on the team, and I wish I remember names better,
but we stuck onto the girls floor. You weren't allowing

(01:10:36):
the girls floor late, and me and this me and
this dude he was like a middle linebacker. I wish
I knew who his name was. I'm sure he's someone
on this list right now. And we stuck into these
girls rooms. One girl's name was Vanilla, and we were
it was the black checks, and they were looking at
the PA's were looking for us and whatever, it's not
PA's whatever. The cars were looking for us. And he

(01:10:58):
hid behind the door and I hid under the bed
and they found me out of the bed and they
pulled me out and they told us out and they're like, yo,
you got trouble. And then he came walking out and
they're like he was in the room too, and he
was like, no, I wasn't. And I knew he was.
And he was like, no, I wasn't, and they're like, no,
he was, and They're like, no, he wasn't and he goes, yeah,
he was hiding in the closet and he goes, no,
I know you're lying now. I was hiding behind the

(01:11:20):
door and I was like, God damn it. That was
my only I came out of the closet last week.
Clifton Abrams, I wish I remember who it was like.
There was another guy named Lincoln Something. I don't know
if he's on here. He was huge. He was like
six nine, but probably.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Like so large in front of work done, next to
work done, because work done is a smaller dude, smaller
and so quiet, quiet when he was professional.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
When he got to Florida State. Uh, Bobby Uh, Charlie
Wards had Bobby Bowden can let me let him be
my roommate. I'll take care of him. And I think
that's how we got work done. That's the truth. Yeah.
I only know that because we went to their dorm
or because they lived in burt Renolds Hall. We went
to there to because I just read their demolishing burt

(01:12:09):
Renolds Hall. No, i'll buy it. I think they're making
room for parking. I have just read. I want to
ask you about that. I'll buy it and I'll turn
it into tailgate spots. How we like that? That's so
dope to have a Burt Reynolds Hall on your campus.
You gotta be you gotta pay for it and be
Burt Reynolds. True. So like Reynolds, Burt Reynolds did some
dope ass ship, you know what he did. One year

(01:12:30):
they needed uniforms. We bought uniforms and bought wild ass uniforms,
all yellow, like all garnet, and was like, their, your
uniforms are like, well, we don't want to wear those.
He was like, put them on like some real Jeffrey
Epstein shit. Put them on and walk walk to the center,
stand there, coach, you like the uniforms and balking beounds
like I love them. Burt, Wait, sorry to interview. We're

(01:12:52):
talking work done, living there. It worked done and lived there,
and we wanted One of my buddies is an artist,
this guy Kurt Kirk, and he drew a picture of
work done running the ball and we took it to
Burt Reynolds Hall and got him to sign it. He
was on the first floor in his roommate with Charlie Ward,
and we were getting worked Onne to sign the poster
that these guys were. I was in the car and
Charlie Ward came out. I was like, fucking Charlie Ward.

(01:13:12):
Fuck Charlie Ward. Fuck is Charlie Ward. And so Charlie
Ward was just such a I hate that he played basketball.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
Bro, you win the Heisman and then you go start
at point guard for the Knicks, Like That'll never happen again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
That is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
That is insane. Yeah, what a beast jack. Let's get
into the game, break it down. Should we get a
little lead up here? Talk real quick? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Florida entered ranked number four, nine and one. Loan loss,
as we mentioned earlier, came to Auburn earlier in the year,
Terry Bowden took him down. NSU came in ranked number seven,
nine and one as well, lone loss to Miami. We
mentioned that a little bit earlier in week five. And
then it's a Sunshine showdown, so there's always a little
bit of bad blood going on. The Steve Spurrier comments
from earlier in the year the Free Shoes University talk

(01:13:52):
about hearkening back to a little shopping spree that allegedly
happened at a local foot locker with some agents hooked
up the the FSU players, so that didn't sit well,
but it was bulletin board materials.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
It's funny. The one I remember the most out of
all this was Randy Moss. I remember that so vividly,
when he got busted for smoking weed or whatever. I
remember that so vividly. I think I've told him this
because my dad called me, and my dad tried to
explain systemic racism to me on that call, because this

(01:14:26):
kid did nothing that you're not doing, and but they
he's got one prior and that one prior is haunting him.
And this is this goes back to like when you
start looking at like Meek Mill right, and like where
black kids get in trouble is one thing, a fistfight
in a bowling alley that I would have gotten expunged
for my record. My dad was a lawyer. I knew judges,

(01:14:47):
all my friends I would have get I've gotten in
trouble and no one ever knew about it. That's how
it would have worked. But for him, he doesn't have
the access to privilege the way I did. My dad
explained that to me, and he said, you have no
idea what they've done to this kid and he's like,
he's talented, he's a great kid. He came from lower
income out he doesn't know. He's like the same thing.
My dad said the same thing about Alan Iverson when

(01:15:08):
that ship. But my dad and I think I told
Randy that I'm so glad that he's I'm so glad
that he turned into who he was. Brandy. Randy's a guy.
I love Randy. He is a god. Guys would have
had another Natty. I know that's insane, fsu.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
But anyways, to put a bowl on that one, uh
only ended up a little suspensions for a couple guys
here and there, but the comments still loom large. Spurrier
was one and three against Bobby Bowden all the time,
hadn't won it dope though that was big a and
Florida State had won six of the last eight meetings.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
So can I tell you this thing? Can I tell you?
I was with I was with Jameis Winston for the
Super Bowl. We watched the Super Bowl together? How was that?
And it was fucking great. He's the greatest guy in
the world. But we're sitting there just watching a whole game,
and I just lean over, I go, ye know, what
are happen with the crab Legs And he's like, man,
I got fucked. I said, really good. Yeah, we were
getting the hook up you know it is. I was like, yeah, totally.

(01:16:01):
And it's like one fucking asshole. I was just like
one shopper, like one fucking asshole. I was like, I
was like, man, I always knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
And he was like, yes, it's like one thousand percent
starting quarterback for f SU. There's no way these guy's
just stealing. He's not gonna even steal crab leg no shot,
God damn it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
And now we got guys driving lambos to class and dude,
and I see these things now, Oh it's pro football now,
these college kids.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
This is what a great guy. Jameis Winston is ready
for this. We get done. Me and Pete, my old assistant, Pete,
we get done. We're walking with Jameis Winston to go
to our get our cars. We get there. Jamison got
his wife, his wife's best friend, his brother in law,
his brother, I think, his father in law, his agent,
and Jamison right, and it's me and Pete and we're
we get there where the cars should be in our
cars not there. It's just his car and he's like, uh.

(01:16:51):
He's like, do you guys want to ride? And we're like, no, no,
we'll wait for our car. And he's like, your car's
not coming. He's like, the super Bowl's over, it's you know,
it's gonna be really hard to get a car. And
we're like, well, no, we'll be fine, and he's like, no, guys,
get in the car. He seats everyone, including myself and Pete,
and he sat on the fucking floor. He sat on
the floor in between the two chairs and just had

(01:17:12):
the funnest conversation the whole time. Drove us to our hotel,
got out, and he's like and he hugged me and
he goes I think we just became good friends. And
I was like, I love you, man. He's a blue guy,
A blue guy on dudes on dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I love that, great backup guy, good locker room guy,
makes everyone feel special.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I should be a blue guy, a blue guy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Did you tell Jamis about you missing his National championship game?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
No, let's get.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Back to the team. Take us through the game day routine.
When you're in college for this game?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
What time was the game? The game was that? Was
it a noon game? And one o'clock game. This was
a noonkickoff, I believe you. Let me check. So you
remember at the time, I wasn't drinking. So I never
drank really before this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
So even though you were in your third year junior year,
what is it my third junior year? Hang on this
third year junior and ninety four.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah, no, this is I drank a little bit, but
I didn't drink the way I did after that. After like,
so I would have a couple beers and then I
was at that place where I would be like, I
guess I'm done drinking for the day. Yeah, you know.
It was like really weird, Like you know, it's like
now I'd be like, like when we went to the
game the other day, I was like, we start at nine,

(01:18:28):
we'll end at one in the morning. Let's get ivs
in the middle. And so it usually happens the other
way around. You do that, and then you go to like,
maybe I'm done drinking when you're older. Oh yeah, not crazy.
It's crazy. It's almost like I'm Benjamin Button's are drinking normal.
Florida State game up early, Start with bong hits. Start

(01:18:53):
with bong hits, and start hearing what The best thing
about Florida State is whoever woke up first played the
war Chan at your house. You'd be like, fuck, I'm up,
I'm up. I wish I could get up like that again.
You know what I get up to is fucking Christmas Carols.
Someone broke my alexa and so it plays Christmas Carrols
to wake me up. It's nice Christmas, and I'm like, good,

(01:19:16):
who wants to wake up in July to fucking that.
I'm gonna change my alexa to wake me up to
the war chant. Everyone right now should pick their fucking
college themes. So I wait, fight song that wake me
up to the war Chant at the highest volume. I
like this because that's how you wake up in college.
And then you get up top of the stairs, look down.

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Blair Mende has already got a bong in his hand.
He's like, we're smoking. Hunch has got a beer, and
you're like, fuck yeah, you're in your underwear. There's a
check from last night, sleeping on your couch. And you
go down bonghad and you're like, hey, when do we start?
Like it started? Get dressed, and then you're like, are
we eating? We don't need fucking food we're young. And
then next thing, you know, just the best is when
one dude just no one knocked back. Then one dude

(01:19:58):
just walks in your house Harper Well and he's like,
you guys doing Bond hits and you're like fuck yeah,
He's like, let's go. That energy was so awesome. We
get a keg, we put a We figured out a
short cut to get Budweiser to sponsor our parties where
we're like, yeah, we'll put a Budweiser sign up if
you just give us free beer, and they're like, dual.
So we made a scalp Hunters Budweiser fully illegal, fully

(01:20:20):
illegal grilling marketing. I love it. Fucking nineties. And we
lived in Indian Village, so every condo was raised so
there was a car port underneath. So every condo, every
deck had a keg on it and the decks connected
it and there was a pool in the center. Man.
And so then you go up and you're in the stadium,
just juice, no booze at the stadium. So he had

(01:20:42):
to sneak it in. Oh that's right, what I do? What? No? No,
put it like on you tape it to your leg.
I perfected it. What I would do is we'd load
everyone up with jim Beam. Jim Beam was the beer.
It was a drink of choice back in college. Yeah,
a little sweet little it had a sting to it.
Southern comfort was too sweet. Everyone load up with jim Beam.
Then I would load up. You'd put a ziplock and

(01:21:06):
you'd do a slow fold over your underwear, put your
belt on tight, so there's pressed from your underwear and
your thing, and it would be hanging dangling down in
your crotch like a fanny pack. Then I would very
wisely load up my fanny pack slash ziplock with locks, bagel, cream, cheese,

(01:21:28):
and uh and whats of the green things, and I
would put that in my pants. And then I'd very
suspiciously walk in first, and the cops would be like, oh,
we got one. Here we go bring them over, and
I'm like, God, damn it, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys,
I swear to God I can explain. And they'd be like, oh,
and then everyone come around me. My boys will walk
in all behind me and they go take them into

(01:21:50):
the room. Take me to the room. Open your pants,
I'd open it. They're like locks and cream cheese. I
was like, well, I don't know if they're going to
serve it here. And I've like and I've been dying.
My mom sent it up for my care package, and
I just thought of bagel wood, locks and cream cheese,
a little capers would be so good during the game.
And they're like, God, damn it, Yeah, you can't bring
it in, but just throw it out. And I was like,
can I stand outside the stadium in an idiot? And

(01:22:12):
they'd be like, are you sitting? The whole time, They're
just dudes are walking in with booze. It was It's
like on the Patsy and it worked. And then I
go up and meet my boys and be like, who's
up to get fun awaystead.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
One guy's like, I smoked, I smuggled in Heroin. Yeah
you go always got that one friend, Jaggie get into.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
The Oh my gosh, Okay, let's get into this. Game
starts off a little slow for the Gators.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Surprisingly, even though we know they built out to that
big lead, get out to a lead of twenty four
to three in the first half. Three Florida State turnovers
can attribute to this. We know those kill they know
them back and forth though. Oh yeah, I mean the
Florida State was putting together drives. But you can't turn
it over in the red zone, can't. We got fummos
in the red zone. We got strip sacks, we got interceptions.
We're letting up Big Blaze. Jack Jackson two tds in

(01:22:56):
the first half. Danny Warf was slinging it around after
starting one for six. This is rhythm twenty four to
three and a half. Not looking great. Come out in
the third quarter, great drive, get our confidence under us.
Miss a field goal that was our problem field goal.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
I would love to know what Damn Mowry is doing today.
See you guys are downing points.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Is there any thought in your brain at this time,
like we got to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Let's go get wasted. The only reason we're not leaving
at this time is because it's Florida. Any other school,
you're leaving any other school. If this is Wake Forest,
you're out. If this is if this is Virginia, you're out.
Gone West Virginia, You're out. See you. But it's Florida.
And here's the difference. All the people you grew up
with and went to high school with are also at

(01:23:40):
the game, and you're and so and they're taunting you
and you and a lot of them are staying at
your houses, and a lot of them are staying at
your fraternity houses, and they're up there. It's right after Thanksgiving.
Every year, it's right after Thanksgiving. You all come up together,
so you're with everyone you grew up with. And if
I'm not mistaken, at this game, I think Ty Rodriguez,
Tony Hernandez, the Cure Brother, like every one I grew

(01:24:02):
up with, is at this game standing next to me
taunting me. So you're not leaving. You'd rather take your
beating in front of your friend. Then you walk out early,
and then they show up to your house going did
you see the end? Oh god? So when did it
start to change for you in this game?

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Okay, So when when When's Hernandez started to eat his words?

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I can remember that. I can remember. The exact moment
was the interception. The interception in the fourth quarter. Fourth quarter.
We are fucked. We are fucked. And I'm like, at
this point, I'm eating peanuts without even peeling them out
of the shell. I'm just eating a shell, going all
ship blood later, I don't care I'm just miserable. I'm drunk.
I'm like, fuck this, this sucks, and and I'm eating

(01:24:45):
away like I would tend to eat away a lot
of my pain, and I just start eating NonStop. I
eat so much I probably do a shit at Dough
Campbell every time you took a ship at the stadium.
I had a good day where I took a ship.
I took two ships of the stadium and two at
the bars out that. Yeah, I don't mind shitting in public.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
But but but I remember we scored here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
I remember the weird difference. And I know I don't
know how the game looks today when you look at
it in hindsight, but I remember what happened was work done,
was unstoppable. He was in this game. Him and Danny
Canell hit a synergy in that fourth quarter. I'm gonna
I'm gonna ballpark it at like it didn't start fourth

(01:25:28):
quarding and start this way. But very quickly it started
to move, and I remember our energy changed. It felt
like I was saying to Kyle when I when I
was at this game, I felt like they played the
chant non stop, and a certain point, I was like, Yo,
my arm's starting to hurt, like you gotta slow down,
like this is. But that's how the energy started to

(01:25:50):
change and work done was just moving the ball and
moving the ball and moving the ball. Everything Danny Canell
threw was getting right where it was spoke. They both
hit us, but when they caught that interception, that all
of a sudden everything changed changed. It changed, and I
remember seeing it. I can tell you where I was sitting.
I remember where it was caught, and I remember I

(01:26:10):
remember like, oh, and that is when you watched all
those dudes you grew up with they deflate, and that's
when you're like, I'm so glad I stayed hit up
that fourth quarter.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
So then we get to the fourth quarter, thirty one
to three right now, Yes, I mean not looking good, bro.
Thirteen minutes in, thirteen minutes in, we get the TV
from our first one. We get on the board, Zach Crockett,
yep ziveyard run. Shout out to Zach Crockett, Shout out,
Zak Crockett. Then we come back Andre Cooper six yard
from canal. Then we come back Danny Canel two yard run.

(01:26:43):
We're at twenty four to thirty one right now. Then
the big play not a scoring play, but a pivotal
moment is the war done, catch and run thirty seven
yards up the sideline.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
The sideline, he looked like he was gonna go out
of bounds, and hen fucking cut back on him.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
Sets up the game tire rock presson four yards. Then
we get to a moment that's a little bit controversial
in hindsight, still talked about in today's game. Like we
mentioned earlier Jewels, the decision might have been different. We
kicked the extra point to tie it up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Now, what are you? Thirty point is kicked.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Because if there wasn't that much time left, No, there wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
And you guys got to check you actually got the
ball back. But still, well, I think we thought at
that time, kicked the field goal, tie it and then
let's do what we've been doing this whole time. Now,
in hindsight, what what I wish coach Balden had done.
And I'm sure he's sitting in heaven right now going,
oh wait, everyone stopped talking to me. I'm dying here
with this fucking idiot. Has to say no, no, no, no, Jesus,

(01:27:41):
I'm gonna explain by my whole process in a second,
go ahead Bert. What I wish he had done is
on when Canell ran it in just on that on
his score, I wish he had gone for the two
point conversion. Then that is what Jeles was saying, the fourteen.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
That's a modern analytics though, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Modern, super modern athletics. That's what I was thinking at
that time. So I guess I was ahead of my time.
I was twenties seconds and years old, drinking jim bean,
eating locks and bagels and cream cheese and peanuts in
the whole shell, and I was like, Coach Ballen should
be listening to me right now, and maybe you guys
would have won, maybe, and maybe things would have happened

(01:28:21):
differently for Danny Whirfel. Maybe we never would have heard
of him again. He would have quit, never circumcised child
in his life, never would have never gone back to
Lake the circumcision.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Yeah, street on a street named after me wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Have the street named after him, And that means Tibo
probably would have got a couple more circumcisions in there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
The more you know, butterfly effect, butterfly butterfly effect, Maybe
Danny Cannell wouldn't have interviewed me and Tom on CBS
the other day, and he'd be coaching Florida State right now.
Probably maybe work done would have not Maybe he would
have seen me and be like, I need to party
with you, bro, let's go get our dick saw. It'd
be loud and gregarious. Yeah, maybe maybe everything would have changed.

(01:29:02):
Maybe I wouldn't have been there at all. I'd be
coaching football in South Florida with a little black kid. Yeah, Yo,
what's up? Blip blip blip, blip blip blip. You're gonna
see that now and know what I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Let's put a ball on this game that it hit zero.
Are you guys happy or what?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Yeah? Yeah, because you're down. It was happy to have
a tie. It was we were very happy to have
a tie because we had been down twenty eight points
minutes ago, like minutes ago, like as long as it
takes some people to take a shit. We were down
twenty eight points.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
And we then got back, and I think we just
looked at it like, you know what, we didn't lose.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Now. Now, what I'll say to you is that is
why this set up. Two thousand and two thousand, ninety six, No. Nine,
I forgot how years work. I forgot how years work.
Nineteen ninety six, this game nineteen ninety six, we were
down in the fourth quarter and we came back to win,

(01:30:03):
and that's when I that's the only time I've ever
stormed the field my entire life. My very last football
game I ever saw, and I ever saw at Florida
Doak Campbell. I saw that, and then I've come back
since and watched games. But that's the game, and that
energy is carried over from this game. In my opinion,
to come back against Florida is just I mean, like

(01:30:24):
it just it just hit.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
But like we start this whole podcast that you hate
soccer and this that, and soccer allows ties and you're
over here like excited for a tie, so technically you're
kind of like a soccer fan. Like that's what I
just thought right now in my head, Like we went
on this whole thing saying soccer ninety four, we weren't

(01:30:45):
there yet, but then in ninety four when this game
took place, you're sitting there cheering when the clock hits
zero for a tie. Me and my friends were going
O ely hole, oly.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
Holy, is this the greatest tie of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Time? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
I mean, I don't I don't know any ties. I'm
what's another tie?

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
I got Oregon State Oregon zero zero that I got
a snooze.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
What year was that we got a Notre Dame Army.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
That one was eighty three. I had a Notre name
Army zero zero in forty six. I got Carolina Cincinnati
thirty seven, thirty seven, twenty fourteen. That was in the
Young And then this game shows up too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Really yeah, I buck us up to Danny Canell. What
he say on CBS, I said, we were We were like,
you know, it's like you forget because you're talking to him,
forget he played the game because he's on air with you. Yeah,
and they're like greatest seminoles ever, and me and Tom
start naming all our favorite ones and we and I
of course named Charlie Ward and I was like and
then I was I said that. I was like, that's

(01:31:45):
Danny Canell. He was Charlie Warre's back up. And then
I was like, wait, Danny Cannell, I know, I know,
but that's what I'm thinking. And I go, Danny Canell,
choke a dope. That was one great fucking game. And
in the middle of the interview. I go, hold on,
hold on, we named a lot of great guys. Let's
not forget the great Danny Canell and Choke a dope
and he lit off. He was like, yep, baby, that's right.
And then he was very sweet to me and Tom
the rest of the day. I mean, you got it.

(01:32:07):
He fluffed him, fluffed him to his daughters, which was
a picture with him.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Let's grade the game and get into it. Yes, we
all know the aftermath. Who won the Natty? Who won
the Natty this year was Nebraska? Nebraska's this year. But
then we talked games with names. It is the name
of the podcast. Fast forward a month.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
You got the fifth quarter in the French quarter, A
great matchup between Florida and Florida State for the Sugar Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Great that I went to that that was fine. Florida
dy won. That one had nose bleeds. Coca doak, cocd doak.
All right, let's name the game. This is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
This game is known Choke at Doke. Score the game
is just the greatest game of all time. Let's score it.
Decimals encourage Bert steaks zero to ten decimals encouraged, oh steaks.
Stakes of this game Florida, Florida State. It's bragging rights
for the state of Florida. Well, both really good team
right too, and very high ranked teams. I'm gonna I'm
gonna have to say, like a nine point three, nine

(01:33:11):
point three solid.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
You know. I don't let the I don't like let
the rivalry bias get me.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
I mean, we've done Super Bowls, teams trying to back
to back trip three peat. I'm gonna go with a
eight point four.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Oh interesting. So wait, who's the greatest rivalry in college
football in your opinion?

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Greatest rivalry? Yeah, probably Ohio State Michigan. Really yeah, I
think it's like the longest.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
I never got into it. Or Yale, Harvard, Harvard, Yale, Army, Navy.

Speaker 7 (01:33:47):
I had an eight point two.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
The star power of this game seventeen NFL ers on FSU,
I don't know how many.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Mean on the other team, thirteen Florida. You got Hall
of famers Fred Taylor. Tom Coughlin was in the stadium.
Scout in that day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Tom Coughlin was in the stadium and you watched did
you watch the game on?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
I watched it the best part of the whole video
because I played it last night when I was going
to bed, same and going like I'll remember, I'll see
if I keep me up, if I fall asleep. Until
the cheerleader of the Year, Lourie Lourie, Lourie Logan, Lori
Laughlin gets pulled up and they're like, she's the Brett Musker,

(01:34:29):
She's the cheerleader of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Let's cut to her and he's like, Laurie, congratulations, Like thanks, so,
so tell me what you had to do.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
She's like, I had to do a dance and I
had to write an essay, and like that's so awesome, Laurie.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
If you win, you know you're gonna tell everyone about
Florida State. We're the best school ever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
And then it cuts back and Brett Muskers write an essay?
Why are they gonna have her write an essay? All
she does is jump on the sidelines. Anyway, let's get
back to the game. He just writes it on the
most like she's a woman. What she's gonna learn how
to cook and clean? What the fuck are we talking
about at that bitch? Put the bull the mic away
from that bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Don't want to let her talk, don't let her vote,
don't let her vote more danced.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
He was doing that burger.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Oh my god, that's like a that's a Britain special
right there. Star Power Decimal is okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Broadcasting this one weirdly enough? Uh, star Power, Well, it's
I mean, it's it's I'm gonna go. I'm gonna have
to say eight point seven. Yeah, I'm gonna go with
like an eight to one. A lot of stars there. Oh,
we're on the same ballpark. The gameplay of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
This is one of the greatest CONTs of all time.
It's the only I have explained this to my daughters.
I sat them down one time, I said, this is
why you watched the whole game this. You don't ever
walk out of a room, no matter what the score is.
The reason you wait until the end is because the
Lord gives you moments like this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
In life you don't even do every day, and not
every weekend. Maybe you don't even get one a season.
But if you get that one this season, it makes
your whole fucking season worth it. And to be at
the stadium and not leave gameplay fucking ten unreal? Unreal,
and give it eight point four. It's a tie. I mean,

(01:36:15):
I was part of a larger company the game. It
wasn't a tie. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I should
have gotten Yeah wait, I forgot we tied. Keep going.
I forgot it was a tie. The name of the game.

Speaker 7 (01:36:28):
This is a classic. This is all time bro choke
at dope, and especially.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
That my team doesn't get the blame. It's like, it's like, no,
you guys were almost the heroes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
It's like if you had a little brother and they
called your brother little dick and they're like, I guess
big brother's big dick, and you don't get the big dick.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
You're like, eh, he's a little dick. Choke a doke.
I'm giving it a ten.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Is a great this is historically known. We all knew
this game. And how long ago was this ago? Thirty
years ago, thirty one years I'm gonna go with the
nine point two.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
I like that good high score. Myself went with a
nine point five. I mean before we I knew we
were doing this. It's got the name, it's got the rhyme.
Where does it go in the game.

Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
It's an eight point eight eight, and that's gonna put
us Oh wow, this is high. It's tied with our tenth.
It's tied for tenth with the two thousand and four
ALCS game for Yankees versus.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
That's hot, right, Like, whoa, that's high. This is awesome.
That's that's a high. That's a high E. That's a
high high.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
I like it the regular season. I guess the rivalry
bias was wasn't there. I guess it's just it's there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
It's it's I bet if you put this, I bet
if you did this whole list, I'm noticing a little
bit of a favor ship. Yeah, what are you talking about?
I don't know, seeing Patriots.

Speaker 8 (01:37:52):
A lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
The Patriots are okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
But Jesus Christ in the top twenty five, you guys
are twenty of them.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
We do get more Patriots people on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Just because no, no, I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
I mean either way, it's Jack that boost scores duels,
actually scores some pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Score I'm a Homer baby.

Speaker 7 (01:38:13):
Way, just to follow up here, Bert, your last game
you came on here is late number sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Currently nice sixty that's the way, which I think is
that gay way? That was an all timer. Yeah. Monday
Night Football Bears Mors Dolphins. Monday Night Football Dolphins versus Chargers.
Where is that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
We haven't done that one yet. The Bears versus Dolphins
we do. With Bill Burr, we were expecting a Patriots game.
He came with a Marino versus uh, the undefad game. Yeah,
because it was the time they beat him and they
beat them.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You can never tell with Bill Burr.
He gets too key, he's uh. It's the thing about
being his friend, as you never whatever you think you
can just casually go Bill loves dot dot Okay, do
you want to get in and out?

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Out?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Fuck it and out.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
They're like, okay, he made fun of my shoes for
twenty minutes on the show, pretty much calling me a
gay nurse.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
But I mean I love him. Oh yeah, I love
him too. Legend Bert, we visited anything for this game? Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
No, Everyone go catch Bert on his new tour Permission
to Party World Tour. Tickets are going everywhere. He's gonna
be where you started again. Rockford, Illinois, Rockford, Illinois, with
the Rockford Peaches, there's no crying in baseball, known for
their known for their uh screws.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
I loved the league of their own was so great.
That's a great best I would argue the best moment
in any movie ever is when Tom Hanks goes to
glove at that kid's face and you realize this was
before intimacy coordinators and everything. They threw a glove at
a child's face and let it hit him in the
face and filmed it. It is oh fucking hysterical because

(01:40:01):
it hits me in the face and goes like, you
can't act that, no acting, you can't. Well check them
out in Rockford, Illinois.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Get tickets at Bert bert bert dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Burt, I gotta glaze you up real quick for you leave.
You got the best tour names, bro Oh, thank you?
How no, no, no? How does that process? Work of
shots to body shots are my favorite? That was my
first tour. I never had a tour back in the day.
Stand up was just stand up. She just lived on
the road. And you're like, what do you call your tour?
It's called work. And then and then and then when
I stayed my first tour body shots, I loved it.

(01:40:35):
I loved it. I love the artwork. This one it
was we were we were with a group of people
and we're all sitting around and someone said, and I
it was the night before I was about to do
an interview and leant no one was drinking, and Leanne goes,
I wouldn't mind a bottle of prosecco. And it was
almost like she gave everyone permission to party and I
was and everyone's like, I go for a glass prosecco.

(01:40:57):
And it went from that to a bunch of adult
smoking weed and I was like, fucking, all you need
is someone to say, hey, Bert's and Rockford, Illinois, September eighteenth,
you want to go, and all you need is the
one on the fence, tightwaf and go. I wouldn't mind going.
And then all of a sudden, you get to do
every we should to get an uber. Oh fuck that,
let's get mushrooms. This is gonna be awesome. This effect

(01:41:18):
the permission to party is like have you ever been
on a plane and the person next to you go
they go, okay, something to drink. You're like, uh, maybe
just a water And the person next to you goes
two Bloody Mary's and you're like, you know what, fucking
I might get to vodka soda. That's person.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
And by the way, that happened me and Rick Flair,
we had we had his daughter on oh, Charlotte, Charlie,
she's she's awesome. She's a monster, yeah, in the ring,
and just like in a good way, like how she
her persona is and how thoughtful she is and well
thought out her career, like she she works her ass off.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
I go, I'm in Tampa, Florida. Uh, it's like the
King sitting in a in a restaurant in Channel Side
down by the Emily, across street from Emily, literally across
street from Emily. I'm with my parents and my old
assistant Pete, and we're sitting down and have lunch. I'm
in town for one day. Take my parents to lunch
and we sit down and the waitress comes over and says,

(01:42:11):
can I get you something to drink? And I said, nah,
I'll have a diet coke. My dad goes, way to go, buddy,
And I was like, I got a flight that night.
I can start early, but I go diet coke. My
dad's way to go, buddy. And then my dad goes,
I'll take a diet coke. My mom's like, I'm gonna
take a water. My sister Pete goes, I'm gonna have
a water, And all of a sudden, I hear whoa,
and I look over and he goes, Burt Kreischer comes
to Tampa and doesn't tell Rick Flair, and I go,

(01:42:32):
holy shit, it's Rick Flair. And he goes, get up.
We're having a drink and my dad goes, who the
fuck is this and I'm like, it's Rick Flair. My
dad does not follow professidental wrestling. He thinks some boat
captain just.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Fucking came over and the party with me, and he's like,
I got ladies over there. Come on, Burt, and I'm like,
it's Rick Flair. Dad, I gotta get fuck away, see you, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
My dad was. My dad was taking pictures as if
He's like, this is where we last saw Bert. Like documenting.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
And that's the only way Bert could perfect dance a
story walk. Go check out his podcast Something's Burning Two Bears,
One Cave with Tom Segura and Bert cast Burt. Thank you, bro,
We'll be right back after this quick break. Bert's a pro.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
Podcaster, brings the heat every time he is. Every time
it's a party in here is a party and lost.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
In his stories and then I forget follow up sometimes
me too.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
How did we ask a single question that was in
the rundown.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Not one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Yeah, I didn't even hardly look at it during the episode.
Look at it once if we were just riffing. Maybe
if it's choppy at all. The edit we kind of
cut some stuff up. It's like jazz music. There's a
dance to it, there's an art to it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
There, but jazz also sounds like it has no place
sometimes it feels like it doesn't belong together in certain
jazz right right.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
You're like, he also might be I a top ball
knower of the show, not athletes as far as recall.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Goes naming dudes eras.

Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
Of butterfly teams. Yeah, he's ahead, bro, He's definitely a
ball Oh my gosh. I mean the Florida State Lore, Like,
Burt knows it all. He's a storian of of the
Oles College Lore.

Speaker 6 (01:44:13):
I was right about rushing the field. I know college
football better than you do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Get that fine by the Stanford and Berkeley bro Hey,
but the band is on that was literally on the field. Bert,
Like Burt Loki makes me want to like go to
f s U and go see like we should go?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
We should?

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
I like like, I like he's like he's an evangelical
of evangelizing Florida State.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
For me, can we like a Mormon kind of convert people?
He's converted me.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
To a Can we go to a USC game or
u c l A game this year?

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
I'm definitely foster. I went, so I went on the
flea market. That's probably going to be way more packed
than l A.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
The Rose Yeah, yeah, I mean there's gonna be no
atmosphere that you went. Who did you go with? I
went with Squirt. Oh man, did you guys get anything good?

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
I got a Japanese Uh. I got like these cool
Japanese movie titles of like The Fugitive They're right, yeah, yeah,
I got those and what they.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Have the best alternate cover or like the covers over there?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
So dope, they had a lot. I was like fresh
off the surgery, so I just wanted to go walk.
I like that, and I I wasn't in, Like I
wanted to buy some stuff, but I didn't want to
hold anything.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Penn State's at UCLA, Penn States at u c l A.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Yeah, I think Rose Bowl, Yeah, October fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
I have a dude, Ke and Michael Key on the
sidelines coach and they play.

Speaker 6 (01:45:28):
In Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
But that's the Ohio States No u cla.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
USC November thirty, twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Ninth class at the Coliseum Battle Day, the Colisseum, maybe Coliseum,
I'll go Coliseum sideline passes side.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
We know Liner Lionard, fucking mister Victory guy. I was
gonna say you, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Lionard's definitely doing a TikTok right now as we speak.
I mean, both Lincoln Riley and said I'm talking about
Rob Ryan have agreed to come on the show, but
they just don't want to travel across who They didn't
want to Lincoln Riley and Rob Ryan's so we gotta
figure away to get over there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Lincoln Riley's right here, isn't he.

Speaker 6 (01:46:02):
They don't kind of want to go across town.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
I mean it's literally going across town. I just kind
of like going across country.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Yeah, I do it every day. And when I'm getting
that van, Rob getting that van of you his brother
make the track. You know, USC guys, some helicopters.

Speaker 6 (01:46:15):
We should just film that a coliseum. That sounds like
an awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Get to the job. You can do that. Ryan's over there.

Speaker 6 (01:46:21):
Yeah, he's a defensive line coach.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Something what I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
I saw him when I visited one of the camps.
I think he was with the Giants a few years
back or no, kind of have been everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
He really has been Patriots Raiders everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Their football family is like that. It's a football family,
the blue blood family, the best heads of hair.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Of the game. Maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Also one clarification from the burg Christ episode, Bobby Bowden
definitely coached during segregation, like a decade into segregation.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Just did he?

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
Yeah, segregation end in nineteen sixty four. He started coaching
in nineteen fifty three. Jesus, he was already at Florida
State by the time segregation ended.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Not head coaching though, wide receivers good. You know what
you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
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Speaker 6 (01:47:16):
And today we just launched the discord. This will be
last week. It's popping off people.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
What's what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:47:22):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
How you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Chat?

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
That's so here's a link link in the description to
sign up or join our Discord, and we are going
to be asking questions.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Discord, the Discord, Discord cut out.

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
You gotta finders feet for this and commission.

Speaker 6 (01:47:40):
So we keep a fun fact about Discord. The person
who launched it, Ryan or in helping us launch it, Ryan,
he's the guy at the live show who got the
taild jersey. Who the guy who is the mod of
the Discord Ryan? So when we threw that, when we
just took it from our other guy, which you talk
about at some point, and then throw it to the

(01:48:01):
crowd and for everyone listening, I didn't pick the guy.
I picked the guy. Well, well we'll figure out Tyler.
But the guy who runs a Discord is the guy
who got the Tyler jersey. Good hands, simpatico, get into
these discords ready, you're only kick us off here. This
one comes from our friend Lucie Maine. Lucie mayin what.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
Team is going to be the most exciting this year?
I believe he's talking the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
What's the most exciting team?

Speaker 6 (01:48:29):
Chargers?

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
They are exciting both up, they are exciting. I like
I like that. Hamil what is Hampton? Omar and Hampton
running back. I want to see him get more involved.
How about Keenan Allen over there looking young man, Tuddy
Man and then Johnson had made some big catches annual

(01:48:54):
tall game consistently, they will be very exciting. The LA Chargers.
Who am I excited for? I mean, this Packers team's
pretty damn exciting right now. This is I mean, they
looked good. I want to I didn't see. You know,
Golden didn't perform like I thought he was gonna perform.
But also he hasn't been in that system. And Wicks

(01:49:15):
and Dobbs and all those guys that have been with
Jordan Love, they flourished.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
They looked good.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Michael Parsons instant in like the defense also played a
lot better. Like the defense played fast even when he
wasn't on the field. But that's the effect that Michael
Parson has because they all want to Everyone on that
defense is like, we got to step off our game
because Mike is here. That was kind of like when

(01:49:43):
Antonio Brown came to our team, Like everyone on the
offense stepped their game up. Because it just when you
bring a player, an impactful player on your on your
side of the ball, that's gonna be on your squad.
Like everyone doesn't want to be the guy that doesn't
make it go because they know you got some one
that good.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Oh that's true, so right, I thought this floor for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Those Packers, man, they were really they were really exciting
to watch, and I'm excited to see if they can
actually make some heat.

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
I know you mentioned either, you know the Eagles of
course in week one, elements of what the Raiders did.
I think their offense and Gino looking pretty pretty solid back.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
They looked like a competent football team.

Speaker 7 (01:50:20):
We got one from our man, Dan. If you had
to pick a team to play on, what would you
pick and why?

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Team? I would play on? What and why?

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
I'd want to play for a good quarterback and a
good team. I wouldn't mind playing for the Chargers. Oh,
Chajo's go. You know, like they got something. They're young,
they got something good going. It would be great day
daily life going to that freaking Chargers facility that looks
like a fucking it looks like a palace. It was

(01:50:54):
so nice that facility. Like knowing how NFL life is,
that would be a cool place to like play live in,
like Manhattan Beach and like commute to work mentor lad Yeah,
that would be fun. I would love to play with
Joe Burrow. I love Joey b I would love to
play with Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. He would take

(01:51:15):
all the coverage and maybe I could just eat in
the middle of the field, Just.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Eat, eat eat.

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
You can hang with Teddy.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
That would be really fun to play over there. Oh,
Teddy's the man.

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
Josh playing with the Bills, Josh Allen or even Patrick Mahome.
It'd have to be quarterbacks, not team. You know, as
a receiver, you're you're dependent. And of course all the
great quarterbacks are all pretty good teams except for Joe Burrow.
But Joe Burrow is that good where I think like
he took a couple of hits where he stuck up

(01:51:44):
in that pocket week one. I was like, man, you
gotta get up from that, and he got up and
delivered again.

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
Sloppy game. But I don't know, man, it would be
fun to play with fresh off next Erger.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
You'd be wide receiver one right now in Kansas City,
fresh off Neicki, fresh off Nicky.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
You'd be even number one.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Day all right, wait until they get Rashi rice man.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
I'm just I'm just joking. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:52:08):
We got another one here from looked Puppet. What is
the best post game meal you ever had?

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Oh, best post game meal? I don't. I don't really
remember like that.

Speaker 6 (01:52:23):
I would say, you got it's an afternoon game, one
o'clock game. You get home now you can watch Sunday
night football. Are you like ordering wings or pizza like
something like that? Not like the city?

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Am I in your home and so I'm in Boston?

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
Yeah, I'd probably get like a burger. I recently went
back to Hajoku, which was my favorite burger in Boston.
Over in the verb verb hotel and fenway to hold up.
It's still it's still hit and they got low key
really good fries. Fries are like little mcdonald' z. Yes, spy,
but I think they do them in like one of

(01:52:57):
those fats, A different fat cannot beat them, but they
I think they're frozen so they could span when they
get in that hot oil.

Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
Yeah, they play the game.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Yes, it's probably a burger or a French dip.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
You're a big in Boston.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Where'd I get my French dips in Boston? I don't remember, Yeah,
but it probably a burger or pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
I like those answers. We got another one coming in
here from our friend Elizabeth. She asks, are men attracted
too or appreciate women that enjoy discussing football on a
first date or when getting to know each other?

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
For me personally, yep, yeah, it's cool, But I don't
think that's a key factor.

Speaker 6 (01:53:49):
Has to be authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
It has to be authentic because sometimes when someone doesn't
know the game of football, you enjoy teaching it to them.
But you know, if the person knows football, then you
guys connect on a level where you know, oh well,
you can have conversations. So regardless, if if I think
if there's an open mindedness to football, that's what matters, I.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Would put that in the green flag ketch.

Speaker 6 (01:54:12):
If you're trying to like talk football to make them
think that you know football wrong, But if you care
about football and you want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Don't force it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
And I like when when Nikki was in here, she
was admitting that like she's still learning the game and
loves to ask her boyfriend rules in different situational why
does this happen and what does this mean? And what
should we do here?

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Like I love that. I think that was really cool
to bond over the game. Yeah, got to ball knowh's unite.
What else?

Speaker 7 (01:54:38):
We got another one here from Nuthouse Nation, our man Alan.
We hear about Julian keeping the Nuthouse snack selection.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
Stocked kind of weak right now?

Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
Can we get an idea of what we're working with here?
The snacks that are always stocked. What are the must haves?

Speaker 10 (01:54:54):
We have every type of chip usually I like the
hippos ones you guys, hell the selection. But then we
have every lays, exotic lays like a ketch up layer
as salt and vinegar lay or a dill lay like
I'll have those every once in a while. We'll have
fun size candy usually anything everything.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
I'm an airhead guy myself. Yeah, the top left, top left,
in the dwork top left.

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
You know, you have to get your different brands, you're
you know, so then there'll be the baby root, the
kick Kat of this, and the other ones like the
M and m's of the the Hershey, the crunch bar
like fun size. I like a lot of little just
so you could get a little nibble.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Usually a Bristol Bakery thing, some kind of loaf. They
have blueberry loaf for a pumpkin loaf. Lily likes pumpkin loaf.
You've got a too, like snackable jerky. I'm always ordering
a lot of those very good soda selection as well.
I like the classics. I keeper coke spread.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
You go small can though.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I like small can.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Why is that because you just need to sip, you know,
and a big one sometimes too much.

Speaker 7 (01:56:08):
A little dabble, do you just a little shot? Just
need a little And I've seen cheerwineing there. Baby, I
felt like I was at home. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
Yeah, you had had a phase with the uh nugat
I like, I like Canadian nugat. Yes, you're looking there.
There's a bunch of Canadian nuggat. It's different flavors of
what it's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
Just like nugat. It's like uh, it's like.

Speaker 6 (01:56:28):
Like a candy candy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
I like the maple nugats. It's like maple and it's white.
It's like chewy. It's almost like a taffy. But it's
just one of the nugat.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
It's in the pantry and I'll have.

Speaker 6 (01:56:40):
To try that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
You're also a liquorice kind of seer. I like licorices too.
I like black liquorice, red liquorice, sour licorice. Red vine
is the best. But I do the alt stuff just
to like try to find I'll try to go and
I'll go on Amazon and just try to find something new.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
I like that keeping guests.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
And I haven't done it in a while. We're kind
of we're kind of low on it. It's also because
you know, I don't want my kids like, yeah, she's
eating all this damn sugar. Are there any rules on
lil she could pick it after Yeah, like if she
does something good, Yeah like that. But she doesn't actually,
but she she doesn't really hit it that often, but
she knows it's there. We also have you know, the

(01:57:18):
peanut butter crackers, the ritz, I mean, we have all
the crackers selections. You have fig bars, the neutral bar,
nutrient bars, granola bar stuff we have there. I went
through an Edemans phase a host I'm a hostess kid,

(01:57:39):
so we had a lot of the hostess stuff pop
tarts on deck, but hostess ho hos, dang dongs, cupcakes,
twinkie those are the mains. Was never it was more
of a we were hostess family in my household. I'm
with you and my moms. That was always like if

(01:58:00):
it was on sale because it was expensive. Plus, what's
I feel like? Intimates is so East Coast? At least
always I was like, it's kind of spent, like my name.

Speaker 3 (01:58:10):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
Like that, get me.

Speaker 7 (01:58:15):
Two more quikies from a different Elizabeth. We got a
lot of Elizabeth in the chat. I don't know if it's
been asked before, but who who those the most famous
person on Julian's phone besides Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
You know the type of is the is the most Yes, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
I have some famous people on my phone, but it's
not like not on my probably snooperg Wahlberg.

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
Musicians are a little bit more fa.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Me and Diplo, we m e oh, Wes nice nice
nice Me and Wes ever since said his name like
I'm cool and I know him.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
Wes Diplo invited me to go do some like underwater
training with fucking Layered right now. That was different time
with Laird, but it was probably at Laird's house and
I ever since I said I was busy, he's he
kind of hit me up. No more pass the test, Tyler,
how about you it's you Jack, Oh, get real, get

(01:59:14):
out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
I was gonna say, mine's jewels. It's not that famous.
Actually famous, way more famous. Yeah, I do have Robbie
g in there too.

Speaker 7 (01:59:24):
And last, but certainly not least, Cobbler asked question for
the whole crew, what's your favorite New England staple?

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Looking for answers outside of Shouda.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
I always loved I don't know if this is a staple,
but like the apple picking in the fall. I never
heard of that until I went to New England and
I took my daughter. It was a fun experience, kind
of like the pumpkin patch, but you get to pick
the ship, you get the the cid or the donuts.

Speaker 6 (01:59:53):
Sometimes maple candy.

Speaker 2 (01:59:54):
Yeah, that was those were always that's that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
What else is it in a lobster? You can do?

Speaker 6 (02:00:01):
Like lobsters?

Speaker 7 (02:00:03):
I think I think this one's This one's a hyper hypercentric.
But I love a finway.

Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
Frank gotta be downstairs, can't be in a box.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
Right when you're at the you put me on that
because I was like, oh yeah, not so fast.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
I always send my little a hey yo, here co
grab us four out of the vendor with the vendor downstairs.
Look Charlie down there. We'll get Charlie for me.

Speaker 6 (02:00:27):
It is like house of Pizza or pizza house style
pizza and sandwiches, and I have a little bit of
a hot take, but I prefer a cheese steak from
like a New England pizza house over a Philly cheese steak.
It's just like slightly different, but it's something I like.
So Greek style pizza from like Lanesboro House of Pizza
is my jam.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
I like that. That's a that's a Ballnmber pick right there.
I had a cheese steak from OI out here? Is it?

Speaker 6 (02:00:53):
Oh you oh we we oh we u I on Melrose,
Yeah it looks good. On Instagram the cheese steak was
all right, yeah, it looks really good. I got give
that a lot too.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
You had it, I bet you were better in person.
And they had a fish sandwich did I tried to
revive it where I get everything on the side and
then I deep fried the thing and didn't bro Ever.

Speaker 7 (02:01:15):
Since you sent the Maddie matheson Instagram the other day,
I want to try the stinger. Oh well, because Gronk
was talking about but like when I saw Maddie making one.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
Oh, we gotta try that. I never maybe too much. Yeah,
it looks like a lot.

Speaker 6 (02:01:30):
A fat sala situation here, which is just like it's
too much.

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
Yeah, this is too much. Well, those are some great
questions on discord Home keep the chat. It's fine. I'll
be in the chat. I'll be in there saying good morning.

Speaker 6 (02:01:42):
Every day and there instead of work for most of
the time. So everyone wants to talk on discorord.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
I got to give the people what they want.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
Work people included, got too gay people and that was
the chill zone. Thanks to our favorite beer cores like
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Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
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