The White Sweater Game with Nikki Glaser | 2023 AFC Divisional Round: Chiefs vs. Bills

Nikki Glaser is in studio! Together, we're looking at an all-time playoff game between the Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs en route to Kansas City repeating as Super Bowl Champs. Nikki joins us on the couch (0:37). We go back to January of 2024 (50:27). We look back at these teams (59:23). We get into the game (1:17:23). We score it (1:24:43). We wrap it up by reading some of your Apple Podcast reviews (1:35:23). 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If we would have submitted that script of what it
ended up being to Netflix prior, they would have been like, no,
we're not letting you do this. Like I can't imagine
anyone green lighting what was said that night. And even
sitting there that night, I was thinking, oh, man, tomorrow
it's going to be like they went too hard?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did they cross the line? Is this the end of roast?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
But everyone seemed to just be like so excited about it.
The next day there was not one headline of like
it's too far, Like not even one and it was
too far. Yeah, there was offensive to me at times.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Welcome to Games with Names.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I'm Julian Edelman, There, Jack and Kyler, and we're on
a mission to find the greatest game of all time.
On today's episode, we are covering the twenty twenty three
AFC Divisional Round game between the Chiefs and the Bills
with comedian, actor, writer, and legendary roaster Nikki Glazer, and

(00:54):
we get into talking about why she roasted me so hard.
Squinty eyed boy, that's what she called me.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That joke did take a lot of work to get
to for how dumb it is.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
But we also get into posting the Golden Globes.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It is live, It is in front of an audience
that can be a little stuffy and has in the
past not been the greatest audience for a comedian to
go out there.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And then we all have to get into why she
has such a connection with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I never even thought to listen to the girls music
because I thought, oh, I don't like country. Come to
find out, she's like been the most important person in
my life.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And like I say that with like no irony.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
And then we read our Apple podcast review from our fans.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's some good ones. Got to stick round to the
very tippity tippity.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Topity and of the program Let's Go, Let's Gout. Games
with Names is a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
January twenty first, twenty twenty four, high Marks Stadium, Orchard Park,
New York.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Taylor Swift, the Kelsey Family. Oh my god, Jason, put
your shit, We're back on.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hey, we got a football game going on. This is
the white sweater game. Get comfy. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I like your angle like this like this, I get comfy.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah you got I got back.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh god no, well not like bad bad back, but
like if I sit like a certain way for a
long time, I get fucked.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Fuck and it's from football or was it always?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Have you?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Just from like when you get injured anywhere.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, like you're biomechanics of how you walk or how
your gate is. It changes millimeters. So I've had fourteen surgeries,
so there's changes everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
In my body, all up and down.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, and everything's connected, you know what I mean. So
like your whole posterior change is connected. So you have
bad knee, it can mess.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Up your back, oh, because yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
So I do you know, I just you know, I
try to stay active and I do yoga and I
still work out and stuff. But I definitely feel my body.
Oh fuck just thirty eight. Fuck yeah you're.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Not supposed to feel your body yet at thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, but I live in a cool house because of it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's worth it, It's absolutely worth it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But you're not in pain right now?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
In pain right now?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'll be later night.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
But do you, like, do you get massages and stuff?
Like you get stuff done all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I mean so I used to get it like every day,
twice a day when I was playing and then as
soon as I stopped it kind of like I was
so pooped from the game like that it reminded me
of work.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
So like I gave away body treatment for like a
year and a half two years after like and I'm
all going on year three.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I started back up last year.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Good, but like picture it like you're a Kobe Beef,
like getting massaged every day. They feed you, right, and
then all of a sudden you just quit, you know,
doing anything. Your body's like, what the fuck is going
on for me?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Happening?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Why haven't I been touched? Why haven't I been manipulated?
Like oh wow, but it's not even relaxed, Like, but
the massages you guys get aren't like relaxing, there can be.
They're painful.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, it depends on what type of treatment you get.
There's like art where you active release where they get
to a pressure point.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I watched that stuff on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, and then there's like soft tissue.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I was a soft tissue guy, so it was painful
with movement to like warm and bring blood to your muscle.
So that's how you get promote recovery, right the whole TV.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Twelve Oh yeah, yeah, you were into that.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I learned about you in reference too.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Let's start this thing off, let's do it. Welcome to
Games with Names. Today, we are looking at the Chiefs
versus Bill's twenty twenty three AFC Divisional game, or as
some would call it, the Kelsey shirt off game. Oh yes,
Jason Kelsey shirt off game with Nicki Glazer.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Welcome to the studio.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Thank you so much for having me so excited.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Thank you for coming.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
This has been too long, I feel after, you know,
our first time really meeting.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, I saw you in preparation for the roast you
were you were going out and working on your set
at the comedy store. You're with Jeff Ross one night
and I was there preparing as well, and I wanted
to meet you, but I was scared.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And they were.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like, well, we'll go introduce you, and I'm like, no,
he's working and he doesn't want to meet. Like I
just I had so much fear around it. I just
had never been around athletes, like I don't know, I
just put you guys all on a pedestal. But you're
pretty real and you're a lot like comics, and I
should have met you that night, but then I met
you right before I went on stage, and you were
so nice and cool, and.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Then she called me a squinty. Fu boy, I did call.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You a squinchy?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I fuck boy?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my god, where's where's the joke comedy?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
You need?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's what you need in roast sets. You need one
that's just like, what is this person?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Look?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
What's the dumbest thing you can say to describe this person? Like,
don't even try to be clever, just say what it is?
And that was that joke. Really did take a lot
of work to get to for how dumb it is.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But you should.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I really should have next time. Oh my god, boy,
I can't believe I called you that. That's so rude.
I didn't even know you what that like. Yeah, we
we got to talk about it, but I forgot. We
talked about a game on the showtimes. Yes, exactly, all
the clips. I'm like you guys sent me a list
of games to choose, Like, what is this every clip

(06:28):
I've seen. I've never seen a game discussed in detail,
but I all do it. No, no, no, you're right,
you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I love your clips, by the way.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Thank you. In one sentence, let's bring it to the game.
Why do you pick this game?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I picked this.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Game because it just seemed like like it was a
game where I fell in love with Jason Kelsey, really
saw him for who he is just and then also
Taylor was there. I mean, like I was gonna you
guys gave me a list of all the Tailor games,
and I just felt like this one was a fun
one because of the Jason element and like and then
just his wife afterwards saying like I just like let
him go, like and he was just threatening I'm gonna

(07:03):
take off my shirt and she's just like, yeah, just
go do it. And I'm like, that's couples goals. They're
like just let each other be who they are. Like
everything around this game. I like the game itself. Don't
know what happened a great Okay, it's great game. Okay,
let's get into that too, because.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
We don't do we have to all time.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Then probably I do believe what happened on the field
has gone down in history.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm learning about football right now, like I started with
obviously Taylor in the fall, going to games and being like, Okay,
I guess I have to watch this and and see
and try to understand it because I do. I respect
everyone who loves football and is obsessed with it, but
I've just never been able to do it. But like
because I don't understand it. And it's like a catch
twenty two that my boyfriend keeps going, well, if you

(07:44):
watch enough, you'll understand it, and I go, but it's
not interesting to me because I don't understand it. So
to understand I have to watch it. But I don't
want to watch it because I don't understand it. So
I'm like stuck. But I have actually learned. I've like studied.
I went from knowing literal zero about football, I mean zero.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm I like, how my friend's quiz me now, like
I'm pretty.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Good on it now because it is what's offense, Well,
that's like the people that move the.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Ball for it, that's great. Yeah, what's defense?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's the people who present prevent the offense from Okay,
don't patronize.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I mean that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
That actually is nice of you, if you're being sincere.
That's nice that you started out with that and that
you're impressed.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I was I was thinking like for when I you know,
I watch a football game with like an international friend
that has never seen football.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, okay, so you get it.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, you got to watch the game with someone that
will explain it to you. And it's great to learn
it through watching the game with someone who can explain
it to you. Yes, you can't do it on like
I've tried to do it on like chalkboards and ship
like an Amsterdam and like at a fucking like I
was at a ping pong haul and these guys like
what American football. I'm over here, like we got this,

(08:52):
no clue, no clue, no clue. But if you sit
down at a game, you get a couple of clips.
It's it's it's the clips.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
It's running it over and over.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's the common the commentators, the is there, Yeah, them
describing what's going on like you just and just asking
questions and not being scared to look stupid, Like I
think I just let down my guard of like I
think in high school, I was on the pep squad
and we would be like supposed to be watching the
game and cheering when things would happen, and I always
felt like I was just I just had to pretend

(09:20):
like I knew, and I kind of felt like I
just had to keep that up and it's too embarrassing
to admit that you don't understand this game that everyone
in your life loves. And so I think as soon
as I just came out and was like, I don't
get any of it and I want to and I'm
not scared to ask the dumbest questions, Like it's really
helped me.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Like the other night, I was like, what happens?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
And I'm so sorry to your listeners who are like,
we don't need to hear what you don't understand about
the game that we know everything.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
About, but like.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Literally, yeah, so like yeah, the other night, they you know,
there was a guy was running it and he went
off the side, and I go, wait, and I should
have known this by now because I know a lot,
but you just miss things. And I go, wait, does
the ball now art from where he ran off or
does it start from where he caught it?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Because now he's out of bounds.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
And I could see my boyfriend being like, you should
know this by now, but it was kind of nice
because he just took a deep breath and was like, no,
it starts from where he left. And then there was
there's just so many things that come up there's it's
so complicated it is.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's a very strategic game.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
That's why I like it doesn't have like a lot
of the international sports hockey, soccer, basketball, those are like
free flowing games that that are always moving. In football,
it's like straight strategy. We stop every play, we line up,
that person lines up. If you put us in this situation,
we're gonna do this. We're gonna do like this little

(10:39):
stuff over here to get like some mirror work to
scarey you like, it's just like straight combat chess warp.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's what I liked about it, And that's what
I didn't understand was going on.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
And I have so much more.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Respect for it because of that strategy and of because
of how how much much smarts and cunning it.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
They were not just dumb football players.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
No you're not. It's like it takes I've seen quarter
Back on Netflix. I know what it takes to how
much they study. And they hooked the little sensors up
to Kirk Cousins with the sensors all over his head
doing the neurofeedback. I was like, oh, this this is
actually And because I'm a fairly smart person and because
it's so hard for me to understand. I understand like
people who do understand it. I have respect for it's

(11:18):
it's complex, but I yeah, I'm still I'll ask you
a couple of questions throughout, Like I still don't understand.
Like the other night, they some guy threw a thing
and he didn't catch it, like through it just to
fucking no one. And I asked what happened, and my
boyfriend's like, there was a broken play, like he obviously
just didn't know the play he was gonna do, or
they miscommunicated, And I go, isn't that embarrassing? Like I

(11:40):
was like, I was like, isn't that like he should
have known it. He didn't study hard enough and he
went to the wrong place. And he goes, no, because
I mean, they'll talk about it later after the game
and let me know what you think about this. But
he's like, that's the thing about football. You just brushed
it off and you continue you can't tell Yeah, what now,
what tell me about that?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
So sometimes if you're on offense and you call a
play and the defense has something that you can't beat,
sometimes it's better just throw the ball away and go
to the play. The next down and not have a
catastrophe happen if you try to run the play in
that play.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
So it's like a do over all right defense, Tip
your cap. You got us on that play, Now let's
do it again.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Got it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
So that happens a lot.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean, you know, if on certain plays and if
you see like a or sometimes it could be like
a miscommunication between a receiver and a quarterback, the guy
who throws it and the guy who catches it. If
a guy runs the wrong route, the quarterback thinks he's
going a different way, he could throw it completely different.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
But don't you guys have this worked out? Like we're
doing this play and you're supposed to go there, and
how did you not study.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
There's different so that there's one route that can turn
into two routes.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Got it? Okay? On what happens if that.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Route, if this guy's playing a certain way and this
guy you know, you'll do something else, and sometimes you
misread it on you're not on the same.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Page, got it.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So there's a whole lot of like intricacy and like
variables that are thrown into it, which makes it even
more complex.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
But in terms of memorizing plays, like what was your
strategy for that? Like it seems so daunting, And I
memorize jokes and set lists and have to keep an
order and stuff. But I just don't expect you got
like athletes to have to like memorize things. It's a
very interesting facet of the game to me.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, you know what I did my rookie year is
I did flash cards. You know, you have like literally
and it's not just the play, it's the formation, like
the name of what you have where you line up right,
and then there's a name, there's a name of what
person you are on the field. So there's a personnel
group of formation and then a play.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, so that's why there's multiple Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Like it'll be like army gun trips right, ride one,
thirty four, dazzle alert, you know, f comeback or something
like that, you know what I mean. So there's two
plays in one, but like the trips rights telling you
where to go, the army is telling you what you are,
and then the dazzle is telling like the thirty the
number is usually for the linemen and that the dazzles

(14:06):
for the receivers because that's a route concept.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, this sounds insane to be able to memorize, but
it is.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
It's tough, no, and if you don't just part of it,
it is and you just have to do it.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It's kind of like probably in comedy. If no, it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, I think it is like comedy. I think you're right,
because I think sometimes people go, how do you memorize
all that up there? And I go, because I started
with three minutes. I didn't start with an hour. Yeah,
and you started with high school and it was one
or two plays or whatever, are you peek whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
But it also gets to a point where it gets
so competitive that, like athletically, there's there there are certain
guys that don't really digest a playbook or remember a playbook,
but they are so good where you just say, hey, buddy,
you run a slant and he goes all right, And
you know there are those cases. So it might be
like the really good comic that didn't prepare.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, that just is funny the way he talks. Yeah,
and you're like, you're just naturally born in this way.
You don't have to try and everything you say, yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
But that comes and gets them. That's a short life spin.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Absolutely, you know, especially in the high competitive Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's it's interesting like just inborn talent versus working hard. Yeah,
you're constantly trying to marry those two or or yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Like speaking of working hard, how cool is it that
you're about to host the Golden Globes.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's crazy. It's so thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I was waiting for that. It's you know what, I
I like talk about preparing, like how do you prepare
for that? Well, it's like I think it's like it's
the same. I really feel a kinship with athletes after
doing the roast because I was like, it's a live thing.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
You get one chance to do it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
The steaks are so fucking high and I and it's
this roast was competitive too, which isn't not normal in comedy,
Like we're not usually competing with each other, but on
a roast, it's like you're trying to get that m VP.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You we don't really you got. I'm gonna say you
got envy.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
You even know it was a thing to get, but
I guess I did get it, and it felt amazing.
I'm not like I never win an so it felt
good in that sense. But getting the Globes, It's like
it's four months down the road for me. I see it.
I know that December is going to wreck me in
terms of preparation, but I know what I have to
do to get there that day and be completely calm

(16:17):
about it and be like, I've got this because the
work will come beforehand. Now, if it was like an
audition I have on Friday that I just get, I'm
going to be scared up until the moment I do
it because there's no amount of preparation that's going to
make me feel good in two days to prepare for that.
But for four months, I'm like, oh, I've got this
in the bag.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
But it is live.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It is in front of an audience that can be
a little stuffy and has in the past not been
the greatest audience for a comedian to go out there.
But I think based on being able to watch past
Golden Globes and.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
See what the audience is like and see how much
they're willing to make fun.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Of themselves and how much you can roast, and how
many roasts I've done, there's such a delicate balance of
like how much you can make fun.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Of people and still get a way I like and
tie that line.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I feel like we I don't know, I've watched Roast
for as long as they've been around, and it kind
of they kind of like chilled for a while since
this whole you know, twenty two and twenty and how
the world is kind of changed with.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
The world's sensitive.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, and I felt.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Like it kind of like the Roast we were on,
there was like no holding anyone back there.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
It was wild, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Everyone was hitting every joke and it was kind of
it was it was it was like comedy was almost
coming back.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I felt that too.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And I don't know that like if we would have
submitted that script of what it ended up being to
Netflix prior, they would have been like, no, we're not
letting you do this, like there was I'm sure Netflix
perused what was going to be said, but they weren't really.
I can't imagine anyone green lighting what was said that night.
And even sitting there that night, I was thinking, oh, man,

(17:54):
tomorrow it's going to be like they went too hard.
This was uh, you know, did they did they cross
the line?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Is this the end of Roast? Like because it was
so harsh, but.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Everyone seemed to just be like so excited about it
that I say, it was not There was not one
headline of like it's too far, like not even one
and it was.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Too far to me at the time.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
It was pretty it was.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It was great, but it was great for like for
us like the athletes, when the civilians on the stage,
when we went up there, and when Kevin led it off.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It was good to see Kevin like that was a teammate.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Move, Like he showed like where the bar was set
when he came out, Oh my god, so relieved me.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
He said, oh he said that, I'm like, all right,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
What was the line he said that made you like, where's.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
The Brazilian jiu jitsu stuff? He was bringing it right away, yes,
and he.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Was showing you where the threshold was, like where we're
willing to go.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Absolutely I felt that way too.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
He was he was the best man and just like
commenting after everyone set and like showing credit where it's due,
like he was really a team player that night, where
on a night where it is competitive and comedians aren't
usually that generous with each other of like giving each
other accolades, and it was just it just it felt,
but the roast is weird because you didn't know what
other people were gonna say, what other jokes people were doing.

(19:14):
None of us had any idea what the other people
were doing, So you're writing something like can I get
away with it? Am I gonna be the only one
who addresses this thing? And then when I heard you
were doing an Aaron Hernandez joke, Oh, I guess it's
on the table, that world to me. No, of course
it was jokes, and you know, I think anything can

(19:36):
be Jokes can be made about literally any topic. It's
not like you're like making fun of the victim, like
there's a certain way that it shouldn't be done, and
that's not the way it was done that night. It
was it was really refreshing. But there was just like
I heard just like a hint that or like someone said, yeah,
you know, uh, Juliana is a Aaron her Aunt just joke,

(19:57):
and I had been like, I can't do it because
no one's going to go there, and then it just
was like yes, hell, yes, you killed so hard man,
Like I'm we a comedian should kill like I should
have done as well as I did, But like there's
no precedent for you doing that well or Gronk doing
that well. It really was like you all should have

(20:17):
done as well as Randy.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
He likes you too. I think.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm sorry. I want to include Drew and that too.
Drew was amazing.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
He was the first one to go out, so that's
big balls.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
All baby killed and him just sipping that wine being
so calm and cool. I mean, it makes sense why
you guys kill because you are used to these high
pressure situations. And maybe you would say that wouldn't have
prepared you at all for that, but I think it
has to. There's there's no way, like, how did all
three of you kill like that? It just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
You know.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I can speak for myself and I want to ask
you about your preparation process after. But for me, we
saw each other at the store. Yeah, and Jeff was
awesome to let me do the back ten twelve minutes
of his of his set at the comedy.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Store, which good for you doing that. I was so terrified.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I was shaking telling my jokes like this and I
could barely talk. Thank God, there was like fifteen frat
dudes from Nebraska that knew who I was.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
That loved football, so I felt comfortable.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
But good for you for doing that, because that's not
easy to do and no one wants to go run
their set around town. But when I heard, like, I go,
where's Tom running his set? And they're like, he's just
practicing in on his plane and stuff. Because obviously he
can't go out to clubs.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It makes sense, but.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I would be plain he's so scared to go do
it for the first time without saying because I went
around a lot to clubs to run it, So good
for you even going out.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
How many neuts did you go out and run it?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Just once?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Just once?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
But I need that one rep was everything for me
because then when we got to the once we got
to the roast, the only people that we really could
see were people we knew. Yeah you know, and yeah
you see Kim Gardashian, but like I, oh, yeah whatever,
but like I saw like coaches, I saw friends, I
saw so like that made it more comfortable for me.
Yeah I wasn't looking.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Past that, Okay, I you yeah, you destroyed it. But
then I think we all entered this part where like
we would get on say, we'd be nervous, and then
the first laugh you get your calm like you like,
and then you guys kind of like would lock into
it and get excited about oh my god, they don't
even know what's coming up. Because I could see you guys,

(22:28):
you and Gronk specifically having jokes land and then getting.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
This like kind of like.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh yes, I got it, like and then hitting this
stride because it's.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
It Isn't it a great feeling?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I mean, I have so much respect for, you know,
comics and the comedy life. I mean I've gotten the
note a little through Sam Moreau because we started the
show and Sam.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Was, oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I love Sam so much,
And so.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I would go hang out with him at the cellar
and see all the other guys and kind of get
a little in of how comics really are. Yeah, and
you know, well, I think you guys are brilliant.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
People.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Like to be able to like like when how you're
impressed with play call remembering, Like to be able to
formulate a set and and say a joke in the
first five minutes and it's an hour long set, tell
a bunch of stuff like the story to meet this this,
and then bring it back to someone somewhere like that's
that's like, that's talent.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I can't write. I'm not a good english person, so
you would.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
When you wrote some good english person.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Here football fun, it's you.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Did you not have a moment during your set where
you were like and I wrote that one was that
you did wrote?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
We wrote a couple of your jokes? Write a couple?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Did you write?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
We wrote the Hernandez joke? Didn't we? They came with
something similar?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Him Sad Sam Sam was in there with us. Okay,
Joe helped us out. He was awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It is a team, team as well too.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I'm not like at this thing, so I had to
have I had people.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I had a team too, so everyone does.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I would basically, so how we how we did our
jokes was I would tell a bunch of stories to
our room of like things that I thought were funny,
like how it was in the locker room or this
shower thing, or you know, taking a piss next to
Gronk and like because it was comedy every day when
you go when Gronk was wrong, I'd take a piss
every day. Gronk would look over the stall, look at

(24:35):
my dick and say, like, man, you're looking good today,
like every day, but naked like so like I would
tell these stories and then we would formulate a joke.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They would formulate a joke. It was crazy, it was
it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Were you nervous?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah? I was very nervous.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, I was like, did it feel like Super Bowl nervous?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
My first super Bowl was probably similar because it's unknown,
but you know, football is the same, and I'm comfortable
with the game, and I was in the mindset, you know,
you do the same thing that got you there, you'll
be all right. So you're you're nervous for a super Bowl,
but this is something that's like completely outside the comfort box.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Like I don't know, like you say yes right away
when they asked you, or were you like let me
think about this.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I said, no, you did Yeah. I was like, no shot.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
And then what made you do it?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Something didn't hurt. I was like, all right, maybe I'll
do it. Yeah, yeah, but I was I was scared. Yeah,
like that's that's it's very relief. When it was over,
it was relief, but then it was also like I
enjoyed it. Yeah, it was really you know, we just
did a we just did a live show in Boston.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh yeah, I saw that the Wilburg. Yeah a lot,
what a great room job.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
It was so fun and like I was less nervous
for that because of the roast, but I was still
nervous for that. But I still had, like I had
a rep at being in front of people. Yes, and
even though it was completely different.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You don't like talk in front of people often.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
But I'm I'm it's a new world for me because
learning it's it's my third year out of the league,
and so like, is.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
This what you thought you would do out of the league?
Like no, and did you even did you have a
plan or were you just kind of out of it
and being like what are Like.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I thought I was just gonna go take a horse
down a dusty road, yeah, with millions of dollars. Just
fucking what happened? I had a kid and you got
to work.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
And yeah, and you get it never.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Ends, Like my mind's like now that like football is over,
my mind is needed something.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Else, Yeah, because you have to be obsessed with your
whole life. Yeah, but also like that, like dude, like
I don't know, your whole life is something and then
you just like stop, I can't even like, I'm so
grateful I do something that I can do until I die.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
In some ways I'm not. I want to stop. I'd
like my body to make me stop.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
But sometimes you like, because of my body making me stop,
you have a natural instinct that kicks in, like we're
like what's next, and then you think about all the
other interests you had other than football, and you know,
I've got to explore those because of football and actually
have a shot. Yeah, So like I'm very I have

(27:24):
so much gratitude because of football that I get to
do this stuff because I probably wouldn't have been sitting
here talking to you, right, you know, if it wasn't
for for the game. So you know, it's just, you know,
I'm so thankful that I had my career. I'm so
thankful that everything.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Would you have to say that, no you don't because
as well, you're.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, You're right, I know, I'm just giving you shit,
But like I like that gratitude because you could be
better about it.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Like my situation, I'm not like one of the I'm
not gronk. Look at me. I'm a five ten squinty,
I little fuck boy, like you said, like I had
to work to get my.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Then magazine photo shoot.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
You know what you're doing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Though over the stall and been like things look good okay,
uh you obviously have charisma and good looks like you
you had something to spin this into. But like it
is what what? What was the first year out? Like
were you just like I guess I'll start I mean,
podcasting is the natural thing to go do.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I started doing Inside the NFL Live TV and then
or live to tape, which was cool, and then we
started the podcast and you know, and then you had
to say yes to other things that you've said no.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
To for so long, like your family.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yes, I know you've always had an excuse.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah yeah, and so you have some making up to do.
So like being a dad, yeah, you know one of
those things, you know, being a bad moms as great
as easy, easy as being a great dad or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You've seen it. No, that's okay, that's lovely. What about
your body though, Like do you do you work out any?
I mean, you definitely work out, but like, is aren't
you just like do I still have to do that? Like,
isn't it all wrapped? Up in what used to be
your career.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I did that for a while, like I'm not doing that,
but then my body started feeling like shit.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
And I also when I I realized that when I
work out it makes me happy. Yeah, it like releases
an endorphin that like, yeah, it sucks during it and.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I fucking hate it.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Oh I know, but like afterwards, the sense of accomplishment,
the sense of making yourself better, the sense of taking
time to improve you in your mental state that naturally
is involved with it is you know, it's therapeutic.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, I like every day doing something like I like
to do a workout that destroys me because I like
every day being like I just want to quit. I
hate this, and then persevering past that point like gives
you just such a It just makes it makes feel
like I've done something in a day where maybe I
haven't done anything. But I love to get to the
point of wanting to die. But also like like where

(30:08):
you're like I think I'm gonna die and then you
get past it. But like also with like you used
to have these ultra bursts of adrenaline and dopamine playing
the game of and fear and nervousness, and then suddenly
it's like not that, so you gotta go say yes
to roast, you gotta say yes to live shows, Like isn't.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's you again. That's where I'm getting it because.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
We're addicted to that feeling, even though it's.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Like that's exactly comfortable, that is exactly right, like all
this ship Like I just did an audition for something
and like it was my first audition and I'm having
to run like a sex scene pretty much with.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
The dude over zoom. Oh my god, And it was
like this is so uncomfortable. What do we But then
I was like afterwards like, oh, yeah, that's I got
a rep. I get it now, Like that's I was
so uncomfortable. Yes, and now.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Like the next time it won't be so it won't
be so terrible.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Over zoom, literally.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't know if I.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Didn't get it, Oh you didn't know, Oh you don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, I definitely did get You'll know when the show
airs and it's not you. That's how you're still I'm
sure it was great. There's always those moments where you're like,
how did he not get that? Like, yeah, I'm sure
you did great, good job, but yeah, it's it feels
good to feel scared. Like sometimes I get complacent about performing,
where like I don't get nervous anymore, and that used

(31:26):
to be a part of it for me, is like
what's gonna happen out there? And sometimes I'll just like
smoke a little too much weed or something right before
I go on stage because I want to be like
what's gonna happen, Like I want to like make myself
feel scared again. And I think that sometimes like weed
is my one drug that I come kind of like
I gave up alcohol twelve years ago, but weed is
the one that I come in and out of, and

(31:48):
I think I always grab it when I literally want
anxiety in my life where I'm not getting enough because
I'm getting too used to this thing that used to
give it to me, because I love those those spikes
and I'm not getting them from stand up. But it
doesn't like performing in front of a crowd doesn't do
it unless there's like someone famous there or someone like
I don't know like sometimes or someone who's there to

(32:08):
see me and I'm auditioning for something then that I
don't need that, but sometimes I will. I will just
uh Like last night, I had a really big slit
up my skirt and I'm like, try to make them
laugh with like your pussy hanging out, like see if
like like not it wasn't hanging out, but it was
so distracting, like it was all the way up this slit.
I would have never worn something so slutty on stage,

(32:30):
but I just bought a skirt that was too short,
and I was like, I have nothing else to wear,
and I'm like, Okay, this is a hurdle I will
have to overcome on stage. Take me seriously, try to
listen to me while you can see my right labya,
and they did. I was able to get laughs. So
I just have these little things that I put in
place to scare me again.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Now when you go, when you go do something like
the Roast or the Golden Globes, and you're in full
like comic mode, like you're you're you're you're you're touring
because you're on a tour.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Right now, right yeah, yeah, touring forever. There's no like
comedians have. It looks like we have like tours. Because
my tour now is called Alive and Unwell. I just
named it that for the stretch of dates like it's
it'll be named something different the next time. But there's
no like I'm going to book these days and that's
the tour, and when it's over, I'm going to go
on vacation. I never stopped touring. If I have a

(33:19):
weekend off, it's I'm not on vacation. I went to
go see Taylor Swift on Air's tour, and I'm back
at it the next week.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
My shirt.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I saw your shirt. I love it so much. I
was I'm sorry, Well, if we talk about Taylor Swift,
we won't stop. So I'm waiting. But you were going
to ask me about being on tour comic mode getting
to Yeah, how do you.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Go from like how do you go from like do
you just change your hat? Like do you use a
lot of your what you use in your stand up
in when you're you're going and doing a show or
at the roast? Or how do you how do you
put your mindset going into different things?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean for the roast, it was like, this is
the most important performance of my life.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
This could change everyting.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh yeah, because I've done them before for Comedy Central
when they weren't live on Netflix. And even those were
like the biggest moments of my career that really did
change everything. I think it is the biggest moment aside
from the Golden Globes actually, which I wouldn't have said
until I got it, and then I was like, oh,
wait that. I think this is the biggest moment a
comedian can have hosting the Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmys. And
then I think a roast set is the biggest debut

(34:22):
or like a performance of a comedian's life. I mean,
I my special did well. I think four or five
million people watch that? How many people watch the roast?
Like is that twenty million?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Like It's like I was in Brazil and some dude
comes up to me and I was like, oh, this
guy sees me. He's like, comedian on roast the biggest thing.
No football player.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah no, not anymore. I know you're comedian on roast.
It's true.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
It's like, it's it just I just know the magnitude
of it.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I didn't understand how big this one would be, how
little there would be the news that week, that we
were the only things in the news that week. Like honestly,
it's just kind.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Of luck timed up.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
The clips of us were going crazy because there's nothing
really else going on that week. It was a Sunday night,
it felt like a super Bowl. Everyone in America was
kind of watching this thing live on and it lasted
for about a week of people talking about it like
every day, I mean, my family being like I hear
someone in line behind me at Starbucks talking about you,
like that's ever happened to me in my career.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
So it was like it it was that big.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
So I fucking got together a team and was like,
let's write the best roast jokes ever made, and then
let me just run this set every single night. Let's
have meetings in between sets to determine which jokes say,
which which words we tweak. Should I say he puts
the tart and retarded or should I say puts the
tart and retard?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Which one's funnier.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Let's have an hour long discussion about which one's funnier.
Should I say I entered a lottery to suck Tom
Bradisdick or a raffle? Which word is funnier? Like that
kind of minute detail of like, let's take a vote
raffle or lottery to suck Tom Brady's dick like it
was because it does come down to like that word
could change everything, and.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
So I liked it.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And then the same with Golden Globes, Like that's why
I know I'm gonna be fine on the Golden Globes
is because I did this roast and I know the
exact training process I need to kill it.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
So did you think did you get the Golden Globes
because of the roast?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
You think that question?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
What other opportunities do you get? You think?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I mean just famous people wanting to be friends with me. Honestly,
I mean, once you are in the spotlight, famous people
suddenly are like, oh, I've always loved you, and they
don't they've never seen anything. Which one I don't want
to say names because I really definitely want want to
be friends with these people.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
One maybe a little too famous, that probably won't be
anything it Maybe it should have been a text. There's
got to be one that you know, there's probably it's
probably not gonna go down the friend friend friend who can.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I I mean, Jay, Wow, No, I she did write me.
I mean I at this point I really have expunged
it from my memory, but it was like a lot
of blue check mark sliding in being like and following
and saying I'm a fan, and it's turned into some
actual there's there's a thing coming out soon. Someone reached
one of the most famous people in the world reached

(37:23):
out to me to have me uh uh uh do
something with them that I would have never thought in
a million years I would ever be in the same
room as this person. And now I'm like, I get
to know them because they saw me on the roast
and and and liked it and reached out. So stuff
like that is happening. I mean, my touring has like

(37:45):
I don't have to really promote shows anymore. People just
show up because they know who I am. Like, and
that's I'm not bragging. This is just this is stuff
that is In my twenty year career, I've had to
like constantly be like, Sacramento, I'm coming to town this week,
bring a friend, Tell tag your friend who lives in
Sacramento to.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Like have to make up a song about Sacramento, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Sacramental.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, I would have.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I would have had to make some joke about and
bought a bunch of it and shoved it in my
mouth and goes romano and made some real and now
I don't have to do that stuff as much. And
but with that comes more pressure of like, you know
that that set was so tight and so perfect, and
my my stand up is not that. My stand up's looser.
My stand up's personal, my stand up storytelling, it's not

(38:28):
roast jokes. So it does leave an expectation of There
was a big fear at first of like, oh, people
are gonna come see me on tour wanting to see
like have me roast their city, but they're gonna hear
me talk about how my knee skin looks, like you know,
I look at my knee skin and they look like
dead president's faces or something like like talk about aging,

(38:50):
like my aging body, or like I'm talking about my
depression and like and that's gonna confuse them and they're
gonna be mad and they're gonna want their money back.
Like I had all these like these fears of like, yeah,
now I I have to perform at that level every time,
and it's just not possible because of the work that
went into just that seven minute set, Like I can't
do that for everything I do. But now it's been
a couple months out and I'm like, I've reset and

(39:12):
been like, it's okay that you don't have to always
deliver on that level.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
No, Like people I've saw a little bit of you before.
People are attracted to how you deliver your joke and
like you could say anything, but you're You're very funny.
It's so I think you should taper your to just
getting yourself better and keeping it and people are always
gonna come because I.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Think you're right, is I just have to not work
from a place of what do people want from me?
And I just have to really tap into, like what
do what's like the most authentic version of myself. I
think that luckily, authenticity is really a commodity right now,
and it hasn't always been. It almost was never a
commodity in this business. It was always about like being

(39:55):
fake and acting like you're perfect, which I always.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
It was one of the reasons I wanted to be
in Hollywood is like they seem perfect and I'm not,
and I want people to think I'm perfect and then
you get in it and the more that I am
just myself, the more good things happened to me. And
thank God, because it's something that I found really easy
to do, is to be myself.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Now, did being yourself get you invited into the Chiefs
text chain? Like the Celebrity check text chain, there's like
John Hamm and.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
No, like the fuck this is the first I'm hearing
of it. Wait, it's John ham It's Rob wriggle Stone Street.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Heidi Gardner's she's been a long time chief fan.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm you know. I went to KU University of Kansas
and I started rock shalk and then I started doing comedy.
My my freshman year of college, I went to see
you Boulder but Paul rud Yeah, I gotta get in this. Actually,
it's too much pressure. I don't I don't want. I
don't want this pressure of like texting celebrities.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
It's too much because you feel like you got to
get right back to them, and like if you say
the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Like Easier said, like I don't know how to do
you know how to do it? Don't you get anxiety?
Oh the other day bon Jovi was like giving you
shit for the number thing. Weren't you a little anxious
texting with bon Jovi?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
No? He I was. I was anxious because I was
anxious because he said I big lead them at.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
This right, But like, isn't that you obviously didn't Nah, yeah,
well no I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Sure, no, not at all. But like I was like,
I ca'torried.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
About coming across the wrong way sometimes. And it's just
like the other day, a really famous person facetimed me
to thank me for doing the thing that I was
just talking about, and I'll let me just tell you
what it is, like that, Oh wow, okay, So that
person facetimed me after we got done with this thing
to be like, hey, I just want to say good
job FaceTime.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm at a restaurant and I just clicked.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Ignore because I was like I can't handle I can't
fucking handle this, and this person is not something you
can pick up in a public space to be like hi,
Like so I was doing them a favor, but I
also was like I don't even want to call them,
like I can't handle having this person on my phone,
and like I literally had to take twenty minutes to
be like what should I write back?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
And I was at lunch with my friend. It like
ruined our lunch.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Because I was like I can't have this going on
in my life.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What I do?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
What because I have like way famous friends that like,
I have no business friends.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I mean you're way famous.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, no, not like that. But I just I set
the expectation for my text behavior at a real low.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Standard, okay, and so I do that. You just don't
text back and then.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
And then and then and then the one day like oh,
then you drop a reminder, Oh hey, how you doing.
Sorry I got like a few days late.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
So then you'll not return famous people's texts.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
The pill if not like that, but like if I'm
in the middle of something like and then I'm a
football player, I hit and so I forget about it.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
You have that excuse, yes, yeah, but non excuse a
real thing.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I'm sure he's Yeah, it is, it is.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
And we joked about it a lot then, because what
else are you gonna do? Cry it's too sad.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
We'll be right back after this quick break. Now.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
I was watching your special on HBO, and the first
thing that came to my mind, like when I was done,
is like, I wonder if Nikki Glazer talks like this
at like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
With her your family? Yes that I want to see
you at a holiday dinner, like.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
How I've curbed it like I now. It was always
that way in my childhood of not being so much
as funny as just saying, well, I was totally shy
as a kid. I just was terrified of being made
fun of or I really thought I was ugly and
I just didn't want boys to make fun of me.
So I was really shy in school and never spoke

(43:51):
at all, but in terms of like around my family
or around friends and friends family, I just never had
any filter. And I quickly learned like, you can't say this,
like people just look at me like why would you
say that? So there was a lot of that going on,
and you learn, Okay, there's something wrong with me that
I asked these questions and that I have these curiosities,

(44:11):
and I wasn't trying to be funny. I was really
curious how many people my dad slept with before you
met my mom? Like when I was eleven, I found
out that you can like sleep with people before you
marry someone, and I was like, I'm just curious, dad,
how many women have you slept with before mom? And
I asked it in a van ride on the way
to Michigan with like our whole family in this van
and my dad I asked it as like we're pulling

(44:32):
out of the driveway, and I'll never forget because my
dad said nothing. He didn't say anything the rest of
the drive home, so maybe he was calculating in his head,
but he it was just dead silence.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
So I just that feedback.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
And my family's not one to just be like we're
not gonna we're not gonna talk like it. Just I
could tell like I had offended everyone to their core
and it was like really shameful. So I think I
grew up feeling the things I was curious about, the
things I wanted to talk about about sex and and
just gross stuff. Was like shameful and like you're like
not a normal girl, Like you're talking kind.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Of like an autistic boy, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
There's something wrong with you. And so I just stopped,
and so I did comedy and then I was like, Oh,
I could get paid for talking like this.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Now do we have an autistic family member? Now?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Oh yeah, that was a joke if I special, No,
not yet, but I was I might have a touch
of it, which is fine. I like I wish I
did because I think it's I think it's an amazing thing.
But I do you ever think you're gonna find out
how many, how many what people that my dad slept with.
I think it's it's innumerable. I mean I think that

(45:44):
it was. He was a hot guy in the sixties
and seventies, and he was like the cool kid on campus.
He's a musician. Like, there's no telling how many brothers
and sisters I have out there.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yeah on SOCIALDA, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
He's so cool. He's really I have such a supportive family,
which is really rare for a female comic, and like
for me knowing I wanted to do this since I
was in high school or in college.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Actually is when I found stand up.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
But them always supporting me, Like I really lucked out
of like them not being like you can't do this
because it wasn't going well for a while.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I mean, that's a great support system to have someone
you know, always. I mean I had a great support system.
You did, I did?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yeah, you know, when you're talking about the van's story
popped up, there's a story. I was like thirteen, my
brother was twenty, my sister was eleven. My brother was
in the front seat and We're going to half Moon
Bay for like a lunch. My mom's in here, my

(46:49):
sister's in the way back of the suburban, and I'm
fucking with my brother.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Like he's in the front seat. So I'm like messing
with his head. Yeah, and he goes, Julius, I'm fucking
touching me.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
And I keep on doing it and he swears and
my mom goes, Jason, watch your mouth. He goes, Mom,
you know what a thirteen year old boy does with
his hands all day, especially with a computer from left
field my little sister who's eleven years old.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
From the back seat, are you guys talking about jacking off?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Oh my god, I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Here as a thirteen year old boy, and my dad's
sitting there like laughing. I'm like about to cry this.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Oh, I'm sure there's nothing more humiliating to a.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Thirteen year old boy when your mom and your sister
masturbating little sister.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Mom.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
And so we go to this lunch and I'm fucking
I'm so sad. I'm like embarrassed as fuck. We get
to this lunch and I go, may, i'd be excuse
you to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Please, Oh, And my mom goes where you go to
jack off.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I was like, just put my head down because you
had probably.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Just started jack at all. Like, it is your little
secret that you think no one else knows about. It
is your little shameful thing that you do.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
There's a older brother, though, so you know what I mean,
you kind of knew a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
About Okay, So okay, that's good. That does help a lot.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Seven years older too.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh then, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
You we shared a room and I remember you had
girlfriends and stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
So you're you're thirty eight now, so thirteen you were
getting the internet.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Oh yeah, AOL dial up.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, I mean I think we may have had six
thousand viruses from all the porn.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Downloaded from their share Yes, oh maybe six thousand. I
still have fair shared Napster. I mean we were there
earlyast age.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Wait, you guys were downloading porn.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like I didn't get into that downloading porn like on LimeWire.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
We're downloading music.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I didn't know you could download porn. Yeah, why would
you do that if you could just like play it
on a.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Web could You couldn't yet?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
It was just pictures.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Nah you could you can?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, that's so true. Okay, I just remember like tits
going like you know like that. But I guess I
never looked at video. Wow, okay, and that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
It probably still downloading. It took like five days to
download a video.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Now.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Oh man, that's so. That's what a great family you have.
That sounds really fun. I didn't know how to masturbate until, like,
I didn't know anyone masturbated until like none of my girls,
all my girlfriends were doing it. We're best friends. We
talked about everything. We literally shit sisters shared everything. They
were all masturbating, and no one ever told me about it.
It Also one had to do was like listen, there's

(49:35):
this thing that you can do and it feels great.
It never occurred to me to do it. And then
I I probably start. I tried in college because by
then I had heard about it, and like, this doesn't
it's like learning a new language. You got to start young,
otherwise it's just a sponge. It is. Yes, yes, you.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Learn more quicker. I mean like I got a seven
year old say anything around her?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh my god, yeah, she's a girl.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Little girl. Oh that's fun.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, that's so cute. That's a good Is that a
good it's it's.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
A great age. Just you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
What's the cutest thing she's done. Her said recently, I
love hearing this, And I'm sorry if you can't remember,
because I know there's it's not It doesn't mean you're
a bad person. Parents. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
She so I let her in the in the morning,
I'll let her like, well, when we drive to school,
it's like a twenty five minute ride, and we'll listen
to like Taylor Swift, Livy Rodrigu and I'll start like
making up a song like Lily's going to USCU, and
I'll let her do it. And she'll be like, dad,
he is a but sniffer. Oh, Like I let her

(50:39):
swear she is rym because I'm teaching a ryman, you know.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
No, So like like that she did that this morning.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
That really makes me happy because I think that like
girls need to, Like I think little girls don't get
to make butt sniffer jokes and fart jokes and poop jokes,
Like I really do feel like that's why people say
women aren't funny or whatever, because when you're young, what's
funny to you is butts and farts and poop.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
And boys can kind of make those.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Jokes and it's not discussing like it's it's naughty, but
it's not disgusting.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
It's expected from you.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You're not shamed, You're not like, why would you say that?
But little girls making farther poop jokes. I mean back
when I did it, it was just like, no one's
ever gonna want to date you. You are disgusting girl.
And it's like, it's different. And so when you're told
as a girl you can't be when your joke arsenal
is stolen from you as a child, you.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Can't joke about these things.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
You just are like, I guess I'm not supposed to
supposed to be funny because it's not lady like. And
so it's not that women aren't funny. It's like women
aren't allowed to be funny early on.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It it's it's changed, it's changing, and keep I.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Love that your daughter's singing about this ship.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yeah, it's it's definitely.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, when what's that new song by uh Billie
Eilish Lunch?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Oh? Yeah, she knows every fucking word of that song.
So I think things about eating, Yes, it's about eating
her friends.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yeah, doesn't know because your daughter no.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
But then then show up and then there will be
a swear word and I hear it and I look
back and she's like, I didn't say it. I didn't
say It's so cute.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
It's like us with the N word when we when
we wrap.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
You, I didn't say it that.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Let's go back into time and segue to a segment
where we go around where the game took place and
we talk about pop culture. I think I got a
dip in my lip.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
On this day, January twenty first, twenty twenty four, the
number one movie was Mean Girls.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Oh it was a reboot, right the reboot? Yeah, the
reboot missed it.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I missed it too.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I did too, But I was wrong too, because anything
Tina Feye does is she's funny, She's amazing, She's one
of the greatest of all time.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
She what else was she? What else is she? In?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Thirty Rocks Lately, Mean Girls s Sarah Palin?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Sarah Palin?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
She just has great quotes.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
All the time. She was like, WHI is I forget
I should memorize this because I quote it all the time.
But it's something about how a woman is called crazy
when she has an opinion and no one wants to
fuck her like something about just a good commentary on
like women getting older, like if you aren't fuckable anymore,
like no one wants to hear anything you have to say,
and we'll call you crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
It's I butchered it.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
But it's something like that that really sums up baby
baby Mama.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Is actually underrated.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh yeah, anything she touches is gonna be amazing. But
thirty Rock one of the best shows of all time.
You can put it on it anytime. If you sneeze,
you'll miss a joke. Like that's one of the ones.
Like if I'm feeling like kind of dumb and like,
oh my brain isn't working, I'm not funny anymore, I'll
just watch a ton of thirty Rock or Veep and
just binging those shows literally makes you funnier if you

(53:50):
if you're out there being like how do I become funny,
watch thirty Rock or Veep because the rapid fire, machine
gun style of jokes in that it's just like you
can't help but kind of absorb it.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good pro tip. My mom watches
thirty year Rock. Geni Faye has been around for she's
been around for a while.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, so shout out her.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Shout out her number one song, love It on Me
by Jack Harlowe, which that.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Baby joke it But I ain't to kill that baby,
you remember that one.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
I know I've never heard a sing I mean, I
know I have heard a single song of his, but
I've never consciously listened to one.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
And I'm sure i'd love it.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Though.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I hear he's great, it's catchy.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Remember that one where was I.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Don't know it?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
It is sharp and Kat Williams sit down for the
now infamous Club Shash episode.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I missed that too. I didn't watch Going On for
Me this week. I just didn't partake in that for
some reason.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I mean I watched all the clips.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I watched the.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Clips and I heard people like, you know, tell me
what happened in it, and uh, yeah, I hear it
was hilarious, but I don't. I don't know anything else
about it. Do you got any you know what I
was gonna maybe we do a joke that about Kevin
Hart that was referenced from that. I'm saying, like he
won't wear a dress or I'm not gonna wear a.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Dress I called, uh yeah, that was said in the interview. Yeah,
I called Kyser's liver is so black. It just did
three hours on the Shin and Show.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yes, that was so good.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
That was so good.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Jeff Ross like at the Comedy Store was like, you
know what's even funnier and even more black is if
you said four hours and I think it was four
hours you did it and for three hours.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
You're right three and four is there's a difference of
a laughter you could get and it's it's That's what
I like about comedy is those like little intricacies.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
That's so interesting.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah. Have you ever met kit Kat Williams.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
No, No, He's an enigma. I feel like he's the
prince of comedy.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
He definitely is like the prince of comedy.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Right, Okay, I'm scared to meet him, like he might
just like just the way he'll look at me or
look through me or not look at me.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Oh, I don't think I can handle it.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
My god.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Yeah, I mean he fought a twelve year old lost
and then came back and is still killing it.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
That takes it.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Twelve year old, bro. He was on World Star like
ten years ago. Oh my god, ten year old twelve
year old kid?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
What was that? What was that one stand up he
didn in like mid two thousands, Oh, the one where
he's got the green green.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
He was funny as fun an. He sweats the whole time. Yeah,
he's a two guy Jackson bit.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
That's a great one.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
In the sports world, Super Bowl Champions were the Kansas
City Chiefs. Shout out, shout out Lamar Jackson was the
MVP National Champions. Was Michigan Heisman Trophy winner now Commander's
quarterback Jayden Daniels, you know anything about the new rookies.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I know that the rookie did really well the other
night in the Chiefs game.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
You're worthy worthy, Yeah, worthy game.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
You're that's football fan right there.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, yeah, I'm learning. I'm paying attention.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Victor Wimbiama, I don't know, he's like the tall I
can't say his name, but he's a Frenchman that's like
supposed to be like the next Michael Jordans. Oh my god,
that silver medal winner's he's.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Like seven to six seven and he can shoot seven
four twenty years old, Yeah, and he can shoot probably he.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Gets three more inches. I bet what why because he's
not done growing?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Really Yeah, how old is he?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
He's only twenty?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Crazy. Crazy.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
There's like guy like Anthony Davis was like a point
guard in college, Like he was like six foot three,
and then by the time he left, he was six eleven.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Oh my god, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
He's as long as his name.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Do you watch baseball at all?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You know, I'm from Saint Louis, so I go to
Cardinals games, but I don't pay attention to it.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah. Well they put a pitch clock on.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Okay, cool, speeds up the game, all right?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
And then the first right, the first super Bowl in Vegas,
I was there, you were there?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah, I got to go. It was so much fun.
I'll never miss another super Bowl again. Like it's I
go to Aris tour, like I've been to a bunch
of her show too many, Like I've been to eighteen
a year and a half. Yeah, and and I'm addicted
to just like arena events, like a stadium events. And
I and I felt that same way with the Super Bowl.
I thought it was just the Taylor Swift effect, like

(58:11):
obviously I'm a huge fan, but I was like, no,
I just like being with people who are just psyched
to be at this thing that they have been anticipating
for so long. Like you just feel the energy and
it like it's it was awesome. I'll never miss another
super Bowl. I don't think you can.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
You're going to New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I'll pay whatever. Yeah, I'm going to New Orleans. I'm
doing a show.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I shouldn't. I'm doing it. There's there will be a
fun announcement about something going on around. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah, hopefully I can make something announcement. Yeah, or make
it too something announcement?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Wait are you do you go to every super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Now?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah? It works worked for the Oh yeah you work?
Fox is doing the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah it's I'm a Fox guy.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
God, you're a Fox guy.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Fox Guy might have set up at Radio Row.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's where I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, that's where I was last year.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
I was a fan when I saw you this.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You wait, did you did you say that?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I feel like I met you before.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
That was so fun.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Wait, maybe the big are you gonna be up there
with Kendrick at halftime? Is that the announcement?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Stand up to do the bathtime show.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
To break it off, that would be so sick.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
All right, Jackie, let's break down these buffalo bills and
get into the game.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Let's do have to.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Okay, and all asked questions along the way.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
For the heads out there. Eleven and six this year,
Sean McDermott was the head coach. Ken Dorsey got fired
mid year quarterback coach Joe Brady. No, me and me
and Ken Dorsey when I was in high school, Charlie
Rodger theater, whoa shout out? He got replaced mid year.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
But I know you want to be anive coordinator?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Absolutely not, okay, exactly no. Yeah, So I never want
to be a coach.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Really why Because when I would leave my fourteen hour
day at eight o'clock, haven't seen sunlight other than for practice,
and I'd be leaving in the parking lot. You would
see the coaches seeing their kids before their next meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Oh my god, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
They were there like three hours before us. Those guys work.
Those guys work a lot. Yeah, yes, they work a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
That visual is so sad, like meeting in the parking
lot for like five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
It's like, if you don't like your family though, yeah,
and then it rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
It's a good point. You know, these there's sometimes these
stand ups do like you know, so and so came
in and did a seven hour set and I'm like,
he just is about to get a divorce, Like he
just doesn't want to go home. Do you see what's happening.
He doesn't have a passion for stand up. He doesn't
want to be alone with his family. It's not a
it's not dedicated to the art. His wife's a hunt

(01:00:58):
and she should be cheating on her right like or
whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Sorry, you can say whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Oh god, okay, God, oh my goodness, you're on Fox.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
This is okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
And the Brady took over.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Why was Dorset fired?

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
They were kind of they were kind of stolen early
the offense. They were stinky Jared or Josh Allen.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
And they're turning them all over and they weren't running.
Then they started running the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
A lot of changes happened throughout the season, like people
are let go and and like the rosters never.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Comfortable, never never unless you're like there's like but even
the comfortable guys, I mean, who are like the superstars.
They have a pressure that's on them for the standard
that they have to go out and perform at every week.
So there's guys that are trying to make the team.
There's guys that are trying to get.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
It a roll.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Even the comfortable guys are uncomfortable. It's what do you
think about Belichick on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I haven't even really seen him. I need, I need
real Bill.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Okay, okay, this is too I need, I need if
you want to if you want to see real Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah, he seems like a hostage right now.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
You gotta really said that more charisma than like an.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Isis hostage video? This, Hey, guys, great to be here,
Like what no he got.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Giving Grandpa and I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
You lock him in a room with just like the
worst football plays ever and let him break down and
and like surprise him with it and like just watch
his face and like that you'll see the real That's a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Great thing for his social media team to do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That's what he should his third podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
Maybe that's what he should be doing, not whatever this
other crap.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
But was fired.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
They surged after their bye what's a bye week?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
That means you get a week off? Everyone gets one
week off in the during the season.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
So they so you have a chance to recover or
get healthy, different for every team.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
It's great. Yeah, so it comes in different times each year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
All right, learn and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Lucky to draw. Now have you been to Buffalo?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Yeah, perform there a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
It's probably a fun crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, they're great. They're rowdy, yeah, but they're they they
like stand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Up a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
They I mean, if you ever have you got to
go to a game over in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Buffalo in my life that our Bills fans are great there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
They are so crazy. Yeah, they're insane, but they're like
great people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Were they the ones like throwing rocks?

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
No, they're they're the ones that jump off, like off
their motor home on like a on fire table and
like drink a beer and then like jump twenty feet
off and like break the table.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
They throw something else though, that's passion they do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
They did throw a dildo on our field.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
They did.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
That's I was sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
That doesn't hurt anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
No, So they go, We're in the middle of a
game and we get an incompletion and walking over and
there's a and I see this pink thing, come on,
like what the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
And there's a dildo on the field and it says
Brady's dildo or something, and I look at and then
the ref see it and the rest are hitting there.
No one wants to touch it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Everyone pick it up. No one wants to pick it up.
Everyone's like, uh, like that's what the Bill that's what
the Bills fans do. And it's happened multiple times.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So funny because they have to like buy one off
Amazon for like forty there it is, Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I don't know how to face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
It's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yeah, So that's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
They got a sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
That's why I mean, it's got to be a great crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, they're funny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
They're fun and they like it's rare that you let
people just want to laugh. And if the room is dark,
that's the only time where like a room cannot be
great is when the crowd is lit. Like if you
go to a comedy show and the crowd's like you're
in the audience and you're like, everyone's gonna see me laughing,
and if I laugh it's some thing. They'll think that
that's what I think, or that's what I've done, and
so they the audience can be a little bit more cagy.

(01:05:06):
But if they're in the dark, they just let loose
and it's it's always great, but you got to get
them in the dark. Yeah, that's a big And that's
why Golden Globes is terrifying because it's all people who
are like so aware of being seen and it's brightly lit,
so like if they laugh, they're co signing on that joke,
and so it's it's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Going to be very delicate to write jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
You'll be all right, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Be all right right, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Jack.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Break down these chiefs. Yeah, wrapping up the bills real quick.
They won the FC East for the fourth year in
a row.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
This was Gabe David, Stefan Diggs, Josh Allen, good team,
Dalton King k all those guys.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
A lot of dudes on that squad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
You'll get the real quick cook that year.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Wait, hold on, sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Can you go back?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Did you see the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
The I think it was maybe on Sports Center, the
reel of all the guys in the locker room being asked.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Who would you least like to date your daughter?

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
And they all said Stefan Dick, Yes, yes, And then
it got to Stefan Diggs. He was really kind of like,
who would I And they're like, well, we got to
say everyone doesn't think you they all. I wish I
could say what I really want to say, but it's
like they were old. How did They couldn't really tell
you why they didn't want but we can only assume
what this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Man you got traded not too long after?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Really, Okay, that was really funny. Okay, sorry I thought
I it is so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Do you know Stefan we've talked on on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Just I guess he's just a wacky guy and that's
why they don't want their daughter is stating him, because
he's just so crazy that he likes to have a
lot of fun. I was like, what are you not saying?
Will you all tell us what you've witnessed?

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
Jesus Christ, you're gonna ask the women down in Houston
these days?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I don't know. No, he seemed like a great guy.
He was shocked that they all said him to It
was so good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Maybe Jack, do we get any chiefs real quick? Eleven
and six, Andy Reid, Matt Naggy Spags. We know that
coaching staff lost four games at home this year. This
was kind of considered like a like an iffy year
for the Chiefs, which is why.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes, Chris Jones held out a little
bit before the year.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
They got that figured out. Is they a Pachaco huge
part of their game?

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
Dude, run so hard? What a beast?

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Willie Gay all these guys. Big Bolton won the AFC
West for the eighth straight season.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
They owned that division.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Yeah, she Rice emerged too.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
Yep, beasts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Now we will give you the open mic to take
us through the origin story of Taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Swift fandom of like my fandom or like of like
where are you wanting to start? How can you as
December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Why do I love her?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I I I, you know, just the she just sings
my feelings, and I just think she's just, you know,
Beatles level of brilliant musician. And you know, I'm sure
there's a part of it that's like she kind of
she's blonde, and she's tall, and she kind of reminds

(01:08:09):
me of me, and she's like what I wish I
could do, but I can't, So I do this. You know,
Like she's just the personification of everything i'd want to be.
She's a glitzy, glamorous performer, and she's poetic, and she's
so smart, and she's so poised, and she seems to
do no wrong. Like she's everything I would want to be,
and I I just love her, and but I also

(01:08:31):
like she's just her music just brings me so much joy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
And that's why when people are like, are are you
friends with her?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I'm like, I don't even need that, Like I like
her as my favorite musician, Like I don't need like
that's she means so much to me in my life
as that that if we became friends or some like,
and there was somehow I don't know like there was
if it ever could jeopardize my enjoyment of her music
getting to know her, which I don't think it would.

(01:08:59):
But you know, sometimes if you meet your heroes, it
doesn't add up to what you have in your head.
No fault of hers. I'm not saying this would happen,
but I can't. I can't risk losing what her music
means to me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, So, but anyway, you got to what's so you
got a calendar? You went to the Ellen Show and
you saw her perform, You got a calendar?

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
So the first, yeah, my origin story with her is
that I had a room I was living in LA
right out of college, trying to do stand about here.
I had failed miserably after that, but and moved back home.
But while I was here, we had a roommate that
went to go see the Ellen Show and like brought
and Taylor Swift was on the Ellen Show that day,
and she brought home this calendar to our apartment and

(01:09:38):
I was just like it was just like a joke
to have this country girl's calendar who we never heard of,
and like it was just on our coffee table and
we would just like we wouldn't make fun of it
because she was cute and a door, but it was
just like, why would we have this as our centerpiece?
So it was like a centerpiece on our coffee table
for a year, and I never even thought to listen
to the girls music because I thought, oh, I don't

(01:09:59):
like country, and then come to find out she's like
been the most important person in my life and like,
uh yeah, and I say that with like no irony,
like she just yeah, I'm just I'm just I'm a swiftye.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
And it's like, what it's a part.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Of like my identity as being a Are you a
huge fan of anything or anyone?

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
She had a football?

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's similar.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I understand the Taylor the Taylor take, Like I mean,
I'm thirty eight. Like I've been listening to her for
probably like twenty five years. Yeah, and she's had like
literally catchy, is it twenty years, it's twenty years. It's
about twenty years. Yeah, yeah, like for twenty years. I
remember we're listening to love Story and stuff in college and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
She was a kid when she knows that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
She's now I have a kid. I have a seven
year old daughter that loves her concert.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Like it's but I'm forty, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
And that's why it's like a little bit problematic. Not problematic,
but I love concern that I love someone this much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
But I just like I don't, I don't know. I
use to be ashamed of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
But then because it's like it the thing is, this
is a part of my personality. I and that's why
I think I'm a little autistic is because I get
obsessed with things in a way that everyone else that
likes them doesn't like what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I want to learn everything about it, and that's all
I think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
And I want to get the posters, and I want
to get the t shirts and I want to get
the birch and I want to get the hat, and
I want to get the pins, and like, I get
obsessive where I'm like I I did it with Dave
Matthew's band in high school. I've done it with Wilco.
I've like I pick a thing and it's my whole being.
And with Taylor it's been that way for a while.
But then everyone kind of got on board too, and
I was like, it looks like I'm not so crazy

(01:11:35):
after all, because everyone loves her, I mean literally her
endorsement of Kama last night, we all kind of have
hope now, like because everyone, I mean people have never
even mentioned Taylor Swift on my feet are like, thank you, Taylor,
you saved democracy, and it's like, fuck right she did,
Like she this pop star might have saved democracy for

(01:11:57):
us in the eyes of many people, and that maybe
I wasn't wrong after all for being.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
So obsessed with this person.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
She's gonna save the world, like, and that's not an
a that's not an overstatement, like it really is. It's
validating to see her get so much love even though
I wasn't even on the ground floor of it. I mean,
I got on board during nineteen eighty nine. But yeah,
it's and I just love the whole love story that
we're witnessing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Is it real? Oh yeah, they get married?

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
No, who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I would predict yes, yeah, I would predict kids in marriage,
but I don't know. And it's like, yeah, of course,
And that'll be the moment where I go, I guess
I have kids, like people keep going or you can
have kids, and I go, no, until Taylor Swift does,
and then I'll go, oh god, I gotta find someone
to adopt or something like. I really I do look

(01:12:49):
to her as like, what's okay, it's okay to be
in your thirties and not have kids or what like.
But if she does, I'll probably be like, I gotta
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
But no, I do belie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
There's no part of me that's ever questioned whether or
not they're in love and that it's real and all that.
Like I thought that was funny that anyone thought that
that was you know, devised or put together. Yeah, hind
the scenes and it's fun to watch, you know. And
I think any scrutiny of it is just people being
jealous because everyone's like married and bored and no one's
gonna ever unless you cheat. You're never gonna feel like,

(01:13:23):
oh my god, like giddy about someone ever again. Like sorry,
that's what monogamy is like. And it's great because it's
steady and it's secure, and there's all great things about
long term relationships, but you're never gonna have what they
have ever again. And you're jealous that you're never gonna
be at the US open going like and like kissing
and like laughing, like you don't do that with your

(01:13:43):
husband of eight years unless maybe you're drunk, but like,
I don't. I think that most people that are ever
having just saying stuff about them or rolling their eyes
being like enough already, you're just unhappy and you're jealous.
I get it, because it's so fun to fall in
love and like, good for her, and they'll be they'll
be in a place where they're not like that doesn't last.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
We all know that kind of infatuation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Theirs is going a while because they're on the road
a lot, and I this is all.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Time, so the time they get I mean, that's athlete life,
that's entertainer life.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Yeah, and so it's going on a while, which is
great for us to watch, and it feels so good
to watch. But they'll get to a place where it's
a little bit more steady and stagnant and not as
like cutesy and and and fun and flirty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
But right now it's just so fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I'm afraid it is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
And I like it because it's growing our sport. I mean,
you're a Chiefs fan.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
And and I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I'm not just there to be like when are they
going to show Taylor. I'm trying to understand the game,
like I'm and I'm becoming a fan of the game
because of her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
It's really happening.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I'm glad you guys like it. I'm glad like people
aren't like, oh yeah, no, you care, like I'm sure
there's some people like that, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah, I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
And you want don't you want grow?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Thank you my growth.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, that's the way I feel about being a swiftie
is like if you want to jump on board now
and you weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Before, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Just come on in. We'll have you Like it's really
fun us and I did the game show with Travis
that he hosts, the Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? Yeah,
that's coming out on Amazon, I think October sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
How was it so fun?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I mean, me as a super swifty I was like,
do I tell him? Like that feels like something I
should disclose if he's to be around me, like she
was on my phone as like the picture and I'm like,
I should take that off, and I go, no, I'm
not going to take it off because that would mean
I'm hiding something. And if he sees it, I'll say something,
but I'm not gonna be like look you know, like
and so I didn't say anything because it was just

(01:15:45):
not the place to be like and I love your
girlfriend and I'm so happy for you, Like it was
just about getting the show done and he was so good,
and it was it's just so cool to see someone
like like it was at the roast, like seeing you
guys who are such masters at what you've done, enter
this new kind of thing that we're all really proficient
at and just and just kill it and go, oh,

(01:16:06):
there's a reason they were good at that other thing too,
is because they just know how to get good at things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
They're just they know how to put in the work
to be great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
And that's what I saw with Travis and hosting, was like,
he's doing something that I've watched a lot of famous
people who host for a living do and not do
as well as he did. And he was truly like
I've done a ton of these game shows with hosts.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Yeah, and he's a charming guy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
And but it's not easy to read a teleprompter and
like have the game for going and keep the jokes going, right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I can't read. He was good at it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I was just like I was happy for our girl.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I just told like I just told other Swifties that
I know personally, I was like, our girl chose a
good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
He's very talented, and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
He's he really was nice to everyone on set and
didn't big time anyone. Like it's really easy for those
hosts to kind of like even if there's a celebrity
pool of people competing and there's the host, the host
sometimes will like stay apart from everyone else. He was
mingling with everyone and this was like at the height
of them being like they just won the Super Bowl
and this was like back in the spring when we

(01:17:13):
filmed this, and he was just cool and humble, and
I really it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Just makes it made me happy for my friend Taylor too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I really felt like my I met my friend's boyfriend
and he was cool, you know, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
For the football it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Was awesome and yeah, it's good to see Yeah, and
you as well, like you're charismatic, You're you're good on stage,
Like it's it's cool to hear that you, you know,
sold out the wilbur and had an amazing show and
like going to continue to do that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Like this ain't easy, No, it's not, but you know
how to be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Do Sometimes at the end of podcasts, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
You need Yeah, it's just a talking too much.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
I do talk a lot, Like just you do a
podcast and you do an interview and then because you
know you're doing a lot of this and like at
home after I'm done, I just want to sit on
my couch and do nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Agreed. Or you get into a car, you have a
car service driver wants to talk, and you have to
because you don't want them to tell people that you
were rude, because then that person will tell someone that
tells someone, and then suddenly there's a train of people
who here that one time you were a dick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Yeah that's your So you have to be nice, but
sometimes you just want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
That's why I never get like when someone says that
person was an ass, I never I never trust it
because you never know that maybe his fucking dog diedamic
I need.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Three separate sources. I need three separate instances from three.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Different people that incredible sources.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
That that are a lot they align with the same thing,
Like this person didn't tip this one time, they didn't
tip this, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I go their shit detective work.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Yeah, like but one time they didn't tip. You don't
know the circumstances. They could have thought someone else tipped
they like it could It's happened before where So you know,
you need you need to everyone out there before you
judge people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Get get multiple stories first.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Gotta get multiple stories. And we got to get the
story on this game, Jackie.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
We must crazy one in Orchard Park early we trade
field goals three to three. Buffalo in Buffalo In Buffalo,
Jason Kelsey shirt off in the box, cold night, All
that doesn't matter, chugging beers is cool.

Speaker 7 (01:19:26):
Tied at the end of one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Early in the second quarter of the Bills take the
lead on a Josh Allen scramble for a touchdown, capping
off a seventy five yard drive.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
Chiefs come back with a field goal ten to six. Now,
then with under four left to play, Pat finds wide
open trave for the first TD, puts them up thirteen
to ten. Trav does the iconic love Love Heard Hands.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
He does the harthands to tay yess so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Those moments are so great.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
Love that one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
That was like looking up at the box cheese and
they said he's cheesing, but he's, like I think he
just sometimes he's like looking at the score, like you know,
like I'm sure he could be looking at many things,
but we just like.

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Everything he does.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Yes, it's that's what I think too.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
That was That was Ballard, but then the Bills march
back down regained the lead. Seventeen thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Going to ask a question, dumb girl question, because I
really want to understand. Okay, what's the difference between a
TD and a rushing TD.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
It's just the type of TD. TD is the same
thing they wrote six points. Rushing means you ran.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
It in and touchdown means you threw it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
And touchdowns just that's just well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
A touchdown is like the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Yeah, but a rushing means like he got through people, and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah, well that Pachaco's are running back. Okay, so you hand.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Him the ball, you don't throw him the ball, right,
typically right, And so he someone handed him the ball
and he scored a touchdown.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
So but if it was like a receiver and he
caught it, he would just say touchdown.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
It's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I don't know if it was, but thank you for explaining.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
It helps early in the second No, no, no, we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Bill's trav comes out, gets his second TD to start
the third quarter. There She's retake lead. Then we switch back.
Buffalo retakes the lead on a long fifteen play drive,
then back up twenty four to twenty. Now we're into
the fourth but check o TD starts it off, go
up twenty seven twenty four. That'd be the last score

(01:21:29):
of the game. Last game gets a little drunk. We
got the DeMar ham when fake fake punt that doesn't
go through. We got the the fumble through the back
of the end zone, then down to the end a
Buffalo ending, a familiar ending for the people in Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
A field goal miss wide right? Oh wide right? You
ever heard of wide right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Please explain that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Yeah, the wide right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
So the Bills went to the Super Bowl in the
nineties four times in a row, oh my god, and
they lost them. And there's like their first one they
went to they had a field goal to win the game.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Was it to winteror tie? Could have been the Giants. Yeah,
and it was a short field goal and they missed it.
So like this wide wright is a term known throughout
football lore that the Bills because.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
It went to the right wide the kick.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Who was that kicker?

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
That was Scott Norwood? Back to Doorwood?

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Was he like is he okay?

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I remember like ace Ventura like laces out Dan. I'm
pretty sure he turned into that guy that was based
off his Yeah. I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
But the Bills Maden Hammer were they like probably like
it's okay, buddy, we're sad too, Like what's the vibe
after something like that happened.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
I think it's become so a part of their identity
to be losers that they now have like ownership.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Okay, and people would wear jerseys now of his two okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Good.

Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
He literally disappeared from like the public eye.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Oh no, So it was shameful.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
And then he was like selling insurance and then I
think he's doing some real the state stuff now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
All right, all right, Yeah, it's a good market. It's
a it's a it's a seller's market right now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
So I don't think it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Is again, do you remember did you watch this game?

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah, definitely where Uh probably at home?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Do you remember? Do you remember Jason Kelsey just chugging beers? Yes?
And I just are you? Are you? Are you team
Jason or team Travis Moore? I don't know bias.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
You know what, I'm gonna go with the older brother here.
I'm gonna go with Jason because I feel like he
may he's gave us what Travis is Like a great
older brother can really set the stage for a great
younger brother because it's just that's everything. Like I feel
like the greatest men I know have really good influences
as an older for an older brother, and and you

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just see that Jason's just who he is. He's really funny,
he's he cares a lot, he has a lot of heart.
He's not like even though you would say a guy
taking off his shirt and chugging beers in the box
is like dying for attention and like he just is
trying to make a statement.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
No, that's just who he is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
It's like there's nothing show body about him, even though
he's a show boat. And I really I just I
love him and I think he's like, you know, I
think that whole family has a lot of heart and
it's just a great, close, tight knit family. But I
think Jason has just been a great example and mentor
for Travis. I mean, I have no idea, but I
just feel like, yeah, I love them both.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Though, just a couple of Ohio boys.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, I'm ahi girl.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah so yeah. In fact, when I met Travis Kelsey,
I was so nerve, Like on the show together, I
was great because it's on camera and I'm like professional,
but then he was, you know, making small talk during
a stopdown on the show and was like and it
came up during the show that I'm from Ohio or
was born there, and he goes, what part of oh
Where are you from? Because he went to college there?

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And I couldn't remember where I was born. I couldn't
remember the town. My teeth started chattering. And I'm not
someone who gets I've gotten this a couple of times
when I met Dave Matthews. When I met I think
Howard Stern the first time, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I get good, Well, no, no offense to Travis because
I have the utmost respect for him, and and but
he's not someone I knew about prior to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Really no, I don't think a lot of people lose.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
But still he's there now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
But because of his proximity to her and because of
how much she loves him, and how much how much
reverence I have for him, and knowing how everyone who
pays attention to this game feels about him, I was
that nervous. And then the second camera's reackund I was fine,
but I was like, I can't have a I was
just like the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Loveland, Like, my my teeth were chat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
I've never had that kind of nervous reaction, but yeah,
that's that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
So Ohio, man, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I blacked out the rest of the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
I don't even know what happened. Like, honestly, he was
so nice to me too, and I could tell he
probably knew I was nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Look how adorable these two are.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Look at them. So the aftermath of this Jack, what happens?

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
The Bills lose for the third straight year in the
divisional round. Patrick Mahomes goes on to win another Super Bowl.
The Chiefs beat the Ravens to get there. Jason Kelsey
and Taylor's we broke the Internet. And then our man,
the guy you do not want dating your daughter, Stefan Diggs.
He gets traded away after this game in the offseason.
He's down there in Houston. Now, man, man, we'll be

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right back after this quick break. So we got to
name this game. This is the segment where we name
the game and we score it. Nikki, what game would
you like to call it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
The Swift Comeback, the Swift Victory, The Kelsey Swift Spectacle,
the Sweet Chiefs Choices, the Sweet Escape a Game, the
Kelsey Box Game, the Jason Kelsey Game, or wide white
three white sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
That's what she was wearing. What she was wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
And he and Jason Kelsey was wearing a white sweater
is a white person's sweater, which is just the.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
White sweater game, the white sweater game.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
I love just their perfect Is this the greatest game
of all time? Let's score it? Stakes of this Divisional
round game? Zero to ten decimals?

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
The stakes for me, like, based on just what I
know and what I just heard you guys say, it
feels like the stakes are pretty high. It feels like
a nine, like the Bills like getting close to another
super Bowl, which they haven't been since the nineties. Have
they not been to super Bowl since the nineties have been? Okay,
I would say it to nine to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Nine it is. That's a that's a great that's a
great score.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
I'm going to go with the eight six because division round,
would you guys go eight six as well?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Great, I'm not like completely.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Off the star power of this game.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I mean I can't get better.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
I mean the super bowls better, So I'll give it
a nine, like it's right below what you're going to
get there, you know. And with Jason, Jason's there retirement.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
The fresh off for retirement, how many Hall of Famers
on the field. Do you think future Kelsey, Josh Allen.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Andy Reid, and he Reid. I'm gonna go eight spags.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
Got a good lot of good folks here. Let's go baby.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
The gameplay of the game, it went back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
I think that's fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
It was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
I mean, I'll give it an eight six because I
think that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Yeah, I like that. I'm gonna go eight seven, eight one,
and I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
The name of the game the white sweater game because
Ta Ta wore the white sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Because Jason Kelsey took off his shirt and he displayed
his white sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
It was more dark gray. They're all there. Wow, I
didn't notice that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
He was a white sweater like he was sweating. Sure,
he was a white man sweating. It works in so
many ways.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
The name of the game. You gotta score the name.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Oh I got to score the name of the game.
This is dumb. It's the cultural it's the cultural name nailed.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
We'll go with the seven.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Oh okay, oh man, I scored this before I knew
the name. But all right, eight three is all right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Where is it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Where does the score eight four to seven? Where is
that rank? On all our games that we have done.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
It's too high, I'll tell you that much. It's too high.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
It tied with the eight eighteen and one Super Bowl.
What numbers that Jack I threw Ptriots Giants super Bowl lost?

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
The season that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Is counted like idahos Electro you know, like one.

Speaker 8 (01:29:49):
It's just below the SC Championship Coach versus Matriots and
just above Becky two Belts, WrestleMania thirty five and two
milts Pat's Ravens high.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Wait, so what was the number one game that you
have the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
What's l I? That's a fifty one? And when was that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
That was that when we were down twenty eight to three?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
That was when you were at yeah, oh my god,
wait what happened in that was?

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Sorry, this is what this is about.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
We were losing twenty eight to three at in the
third quarter?

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
What year seven?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Okay, this is how I'm going to distinguish it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Who was the halftime show?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga?

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Right, wow wait, so you were down down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Twenty eight to three in the third quarter and we
came back in one Holy fuck.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Actually, now that you're got to go back and watch
watch Wait are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
There's a lot of good stories too behind it, like
Tom's mom was sick, Tom was coming off to flate Gate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
You know, there's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Oh my god, Yes, okay, Wow, I'm so glad. I asked,
thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Did we miss anything?

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
We did so much? This was so fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
This was very fun. Do you want to plug anything?

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
My special Someday You'll Die, which was nominated for an
Emmy didn't win, lost to Dick Van Dyke.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
It's okay, Yeah, he wasnly bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
For now. So Dick van Dyke won and he showed up.
He's Dick van Dyke.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Remember those did he used to sell those record things?
The Dick van Dyke.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
No, you're thinking of the New Year's Eve guy, Dick Clark.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
Click Clark is the like the guy from the Diction.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Yeah, but also Mary Poppins. Yes, I didn't know he's
still there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Yeah, he's still.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
But you got you guys got to check out this.
Someday He'll die now.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Thank you so much. And then I'm currently on tour
and I will be for the rest of my life
and so much fun comes to see me Nikki Glazer
alive and unwell, And I just want to say, if
you watch my special, you go to this tour, you're
not gonna hear any of the same material.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It's all new.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I'm working on my next special already, so come out
and see me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
I've dates a Nikki.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Glazer dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Guys, she's freaking hilarious. You watch that special, you'll you'll
see exactly what she is about.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
She uh is unfiltered.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
It makes it so fun to hear it coming from her,
you man, and like it's just it's you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Got to check out someday you'll die streaming on Max.
Go check her out live. She's a blast and she'll
be hosting the Golden Globes here coming up fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Let's go. She's had a monster year. Thank you so
much for doing the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Show so much. It was such an honor. It was fun.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
Wow, she really is funny stand she rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Her story is awesome and I'm so happy for her that,
like a lot of people probably saw her for the
first time at the roast and to see what she's
used that to get, you know, become and get you know,
she's been doing it for a long time. And she
was explaining, you know, it takes it takes a special
something that break, and you know, I don't know if
that was her break, but you know, it was cool

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to hear her side of that story.

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
It was cool to hear that she knew what it
was going to be ahead of time and she did
all that preparation.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Dumbles Rose in the past, but none of them were.
She You're right, she knew this was this was it, baby,
this was a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Well, they hadn't been around in a minute, right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
They hadn't been around in a minute. And it switched
from Comedy Central over to Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
This is the first Netflix one.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
Yeah, it was a live when the others were taped.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Yeah, I forgot. I forgot that she was at the
Comedy Store when you were there. I remember, I forgot
until she told me. She said that the zone we
were hearing that, it's like, oh, don't go in there.
You hear her stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Yeah, rocking it, bro man.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
That was so cool. It was cool to go back
to that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
That time in place when when we were in the
writer's room and jamming and it was that was really
a magical night.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
It's cool. It was so cool.

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
I wanted to dig in more about if Jeff was
telling comedians the stuff that you guys like, how like
tactfully he was telling people what jokes were coming out
and what people were using.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Yeah, I'm curious, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:20):
Yeah, or there these guys are doing this one kind
of being the puppet master.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Jeff was amazing roast master.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Rose master general himself. Baby on who's next?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Who's next?

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Lebron's next?

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Lebron?

Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
That'd be insane?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Or I mean, did you get an active? Is Patty
too young?

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
I was gonna say it's killer Trav or Patty too young?

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I don't know, they need more. I think out there,
I think you need to be like, couldn't get roasted
right now because well he's a huge star. You gotta
be like done. I think I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
I think if they could get Trav, they'd do there's
two hundred and thirty million, no SLAPPI.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
That'd be crazy. Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
Either way, what a time. I think he was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
She was such a cool, like she just yeah, she rocks.
It's cool that like how much she's like actually getting
into football. It's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
Amen and great hanging in the Nutthouse. Yeah, came right
in and felt like she was one of the crew.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I love it. Yeah, she was good. I liked it.
It was fun. I can't wait to keep watching her.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Indeed, you know now, I'm like, it's kind of like
when you meet some you know, like you're vested.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
Yeah, yeah, Golden Globes. Maybe I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Golden Globes. Probably wouldn't watched it, but now I will.

Speaker 7 (01:35:35):
Amen, I will be rooting for her.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
But I like the you're watching Golden Globes ter.

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
I love the Golden Globes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
I watched the Oscar I love the Awards season.

Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
It's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
I like all the Hollywood types patting around back who.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
Needs it, But I like seeing the fits and the pageantry.
It's fun, a celebration of the industry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Honestly, I don't think I watched the whole thing. I
think I just get four hours spark no version of it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
I love a nuthouse guest that follows us and likes
our clips, and she knew she knew the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
I love that so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
I was tickled, man.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Yeah, you definitely also can we just bon Jovi? Like Jo,
what a fucking mens this guy? Just goes out and
talks people off bridges.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Do you think he would have had the courage to
do that had he not just talked to us.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Do you think he's saying to her a little maybe
a little acoustic version like in key maybe this will spark.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
This was spark something he could bro that is incredible.
What a guy to your lists?

Speaker 8 (01:36:45):
No, No, because we're beginning, I'm going to a lot
of text messages because he was just on the show
and the timing of this, and it's just like the
one thing that is like I'm not surprised at all,
because at all he was such.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
A genuine, nice, hospitable, amazing human being. I wasn't surprised
And I was like almost like is this like probably
third time in time?

Speaker 7 (01:37:01):
It's like an old headline.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Yeah, John is so cool. Yeah, it's a sweet person.
I always said that he's the best. And to see
him talking to Lady off the left, I mean, we
should make this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
There should be a movie. We should make a movie
about this. I'm with you, get Oliver Stone to do it. Yeah,
we'll get Oliver Stone.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
All right, let's jump into a little something. You know
we've been reading all these Apple podcast reviews. So let's
let's hear a couple of them. You know these these
have been fun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
This is to encourage you to write more.

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
Wait, you want me to read these out?

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Are we? Yeah? That's funny to do it? All right?
We got we got our first.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
One here from west Bound double O seven five star
review category. The title of this one is Macho the
Macho Man impressions. We're freaking amazing. I love this podcast.
That was a great moment from the Becky lynchup as Westbound.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Where is that?

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
You think anywhere Western Mississippi?

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Maybe? I think it's maybe he's an old one. He's
not anywhere. He's going west west.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
Go west, young man. And he also lives.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Maybe he's a spy because he's double oh seven Yeah,
a double agent.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Oh it's pretty cool, you guys. Are I don't know?
Every time I do the machu mad I can't talk
for like three days.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Into a slim gym.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Watch out top wing. You look at that all right?

Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
Next review, you'll know you'll know when.

Speaker 8 (01:38:27):
We recorded this is if you watch Fox NFL Kickoff
and Jules can't talk.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Just did this episode?

Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Please?

Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
Extra honey fronto, let me read this one all right,
this is from the kind.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Uh. The title is great five stars. The review is
great pod short and sweet. I like it short and sweet,
short and sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
All the kind is kind fan of maybe just a
kind guy or he's a fan of the bar. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
It's th h a though, yeah, space, ok.

Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
Gosh, alright, next review, that's a good one from mom
Beck nine one six, shout out mom Beck. Mom Beck
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Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Wait that where's at? That the dos?

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
Mom Beck is that New York? That is Sacramento.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Speaking of anonymous reviewers, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
Mom Beck nine one six is like a five star review.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Jules Jack and Kyler suck bubbs love the pod boys.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
It's a part of my workdays, and I love going
back and listening to old Epps to catch up on
something I maybe missed. I know it's a tough task,
but is there any way we can get Bobby Orr on.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
The pod to talk about the goal the Flying gold
Blues that clinched Boston the seventy two Stanley Cup. You
ask any hockey fan alive during the time, and maybe
even no still if they were raised right. Bobby Or
is the greatest defenseman of all time. Would love to
hear a Bobby or.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
App probably the great statute of all the time, t
bro in credible moment. Yeah, we gotta get him on.

Speaker 8 (01:40:07):
We've got more hockey coming. We're gonna be doing more hockey.
This would be a white Whale episode. Guest, you're talking
with a former teammate of his mom back, so we'll
see on that. But who maybe has assisted this goal?
For all you buckheadshead but yeah, more hockey, Bobby Orr
would be incredible. I d m them to try. I

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don't know on social media. Yeah, he didn't respond, so
he might not be in there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Damn. Like great granddaughter, could she needs to be in there?
Maybe seventy No, that was a long time ago, seventy six. Yeah,
that's old. Yep, it looks great.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
He doesn't have a great granddaughter. He could if he
had a kid young. No, you can't have great can you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
So you'd have a kid that kid would have a
kid at a young age.

Speaker 7 (01:40:58):
Just add innate to the family of having your kids young.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Young kids.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
I mean, maybe they're from you know, Canada, rural Canada.
You know it could be different over there. Is he
Canadian Ontario?

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Yeah? I see rural Canada. Maybe there you go, one
of the best ever. Do it. It'd be great. I
want to see his young his young family. Shout out.

Speaker 7 (01:41:17):
Shout out to his possibly young family a nostalgic roller
coaster ride. This is a five star review from Fudge
flaps quite the username.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Go my God, this is a long one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
This is a very long one. So all of my
New England Patriots fandom aside. Julian Edelman has posted himself
as one of the most intriguing and knowledgeable hosts in
the game right on Broo we pay for.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
This, always excited to share.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
While maintains the ability to listen and be curious. I
always love hearing the.

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
Ins and outs of historic sports moments, and when this
podcast made its way into the world, I found an
unbelievable source of entertainment, humor, and ever present wonder of
sitting and just riffing off statistics and talking about random
sports moments with the boys. This show helps me smile,
escape the dark times, and I remember that I've listened

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through some of the greatest games ever. As a lifelong
sports fanatic, this show brings my serotonin to a whole
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the ben What.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
A guy Fudge Flaps is? Did he He's that's like
a very good written review. It was bro very like.
That was great serotonin.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
The fact that we can get a little serotonin boost
and the fact that we can help you through those
dark and that's an honor.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
I'm curious about you, Fludge Fluod Fudge Flaps. I wanted
to say, Fludge Apps, I'm maybe dyslexic. You think they
would have diagnosed that no years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
I like nuts and cutch. How about you?

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
You like what I like?

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
Some nuts in my fudge? Got Yeah, you gotta get
a little crunch in there.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
You like to dip your nuts and fudge? What what? Kyler?
Live a little? You want to read this on Jewels
to May.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Oh or to May ten twelve best podcast by a mile.
But Jules tell Kyer Kyler to have fun once in
a while instead of saying, let's wrap this up seventy
times when you and Jack are having a good old
time other than that Killer show Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
To May can we wrap this up.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
Seventy times?

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
There's only so much hard drive space in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
I wish you saw behind this the camera? How much
times he tells us to wrap it up. You know
it's even crazier is when he's I'm getting the exclamation
points on the docks and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
And you're like, we got four minutes back to get out.

Speaker 8 (01:44:01):
Oh, it's a perfect it's a perfect time for a
follow up question. That is dumb got to get people
in and out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
We're well, machine, okay, you just can't destroy the art,
the integrity of the art of the conversation the baby.
Is there an audiobook version of that? Yeah? I just
said that two seconds ago. No, he didn't, he did,
did he? Well? They might listening and curiosity, According to
Fudge flat person Flash is fucking way off flaps watching

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or listening to you should praise the curiosity. We love
the riff, baby, we love it. Key and Michael Key,
we're talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Key and Michael Key. I wonder if he uh is
going to read the audiobook.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
He's going to read his own audiobook?

Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
Oh yeah, is he narrating it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Is he's gonna say?

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
I was about to ask him that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
I mean, he's a voice actor. He killed this guy's
fucking did you do your own? I did take a
long time?

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
Who did yours? Can you imagine some some right now.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
I wouldn't wish. I wouldn't wish that on my worst
I think I listened to a little bit, and it's
so funny to hear like like uh uh, a man
of you know, nice literature have to say like let's
the fuck go up? Bro, Like like when they're quoting
me certain things like let's fucking go and he said

(01:45:28):
it was let's fucking go, you know what I mean?
Recording that audiobook would probably take longer than writing it.
Writing it took a long time. Actually, dude, shout out
to greg Gregory Abbey, Bro, that was the guy that
did it and shot. Gregory Abbey was a narrator though, Oh,
gat of mine.

Speaker 7 (01:45:46):
Yeah, he's in bull Yeah he's done some stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
Bro, let's put him on real quick. I want to
hear his voice.

Speaker 7 (01:45:52):
FBI, He's he's done some stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
Shout how Gregory the Atlanta Falcon speed and execution and
our lack of precision put us in a Super Bowl
hole deeper than one any team had ever climbed out of.
What made me so sure they would be a plot twist?
Didn't I have doubts? No, we'd been in holes like
this before. In Super Bowl forty nine, we trailed by

(01:46:15):
ten at the start of the fourth quarter against Seattle.
No team had ever erased a double digit deficit in
the fourth quarter of a Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
We did. We did.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Nobody believed in us then, I was sure. Nobody believed
in us. Now that didn't matter. Nobody believed a lot
of us would even get to the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Here we were.

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
Nobody believed Tom Brady would go from a six round
pick to the best ever he did. Nobody believed Bill
Belichick was a legend in waiting when he was hired
by the Patriots in two thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
He was.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
Nobody believed I could play quarterback at a Division one
football program in college and turned myself into a wide
receiver in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
I had.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
Our organization was loaded with people who ignored doubters to
get where they were. Just before the second half kickoff,
Tom sat down next to me on our bench. I
reminded him once more, gonna be a hell of a story.
Hell yeah, he said, Hell yeah. Coming out of halftime
the falcon She's.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Like a good book. We should read that checked out out. Dude,
sounds awesome. Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
Now I'm I'm deep in the Gregory Abbey Wikipedia page.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
I said it's gonna be a hell of a story. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:33):
He did a lot of work on Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles some yu gi oh nice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
I like him. All right, let's wrap this up. Well,
what a game.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
Thanks again to Nikki. That was a fun episode. And
that's been another episode of Games with Names.

Speaker 8 (01:47:48):
Oh wait, hold on, I had a joke I wrote
for this. Uh jack was so did wrap it up?

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Wrap it up? What a game. That's thanks again to Nicky.
That's been another episode of Games with Names.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
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