August 11, 2025 • 61 mins
Roz screams with ferocious delight as she welcomes Sloppy Seconds hosts, Big Dipper and Meatball! It’s the freakiest kiki in Ghosted! history as the three discuss urban legends, Bigfoot, and Meatball’s macabre family lore!
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What's that at the bed. It's spooky. Hey Joky, I'm
pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Wait a minute, I.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I Los Nandas.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Please Hey boo, it's me Ros and welcome to Ghosted
by Ros Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people
that I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like about the bear of normal. Oh my god, Oh
my god, Oh my go. Meatball and Big Dipper are
on the show. These are two people I'm known for
a number of years. We still work together a lot
in the Los Angeles drag scene, and they crack me up.
(01:02):
They of course have a podcast called Sloppy Seconds, and
we had a good time. You know, not one that
you want to listen to with the children. But I
did have a ghost story for you. This one came
to my email from Carly. Carly writes, when I was seven,
(01:27):
my great grandmother passed away. She was a ninety seven
year old, tiny woman with a big laugh, and she
always found it hilarious whenever my little sister tried to whistle.
It was a running joke in our family. Not long
after she died, I was hanging out with my sister
(01:48):
and a friend in my dad's bedroom. There was a
big mirror across from the bed that perfectly reflected the
hallway outside the room. We were all playing doctor. My
sister was the doctor. My friend and I were the
patients lying on the bed while she was playing doctor.
My sister started trying to whistle. Right then, my friend
(02:12):
and I both looked up and in the mirror saw
my great grandmother standing in the hallway. She was wearing
a long gown and she was laughing, just like she
always did when my sister tried to whistle. Then she vanished.
My friend and I screamed and ran out of the room.
(02:34):
Later that night, I went into my bedroom and I
saw a photo on my pillow that hadn't been there before.
It was from her funeral, her lying in the casket
wearing the exact same gown she'd been wearing in the mirror.
I hadn't been allowed to go to the viewing, so
I never saw her in that dress before. Then I
(02:55):
asked my mom where the photo came from, and she
said she put it in my room because she thought
i'd want to keep it. No, thanks, mom, Lol, Wow, Carly,
thank you for that. Yeah, that's uh, that's an interesting
move on on your mother's part. I thought you might
(03:16):
want this. I don't know. I don't know how I
feel about photos at open caskets, but uh, you know what,
it is interesting that she had the same gownwn that
you saw, and I love it. I always love a
grandma ghost, and I love a ghost that has the
ability to laugh. What a what joy? And I think
(03:38):
that's what we need these days, is laughter. So thanks
for sending me that, Carly. That was a good one,
all right. As always, you can find me touring all
over the place doing my darnedest to make you people laugh.
Find those dates at roz Hernandez tour dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Ah right, here's my conversation with Big Dipper and Meatball.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
On with the show. I am joined by two people.
Sounded like one of them disparted. It might have been.
I feel as if I'm looking in a mirror right
now because one of you has a very similar hairstyle
(04:35):
to me today and some glasses. I've paid a lot
of money to get hair removed from my face. It
is not you, my friend, it's your friend.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Gives you can't do that in here.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You said that was fake.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's real. I don't even vape. I bought that for
the joke, for the visual gas.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, and you can't do it in the airport.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
An airport, you did.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Wait what when we.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Last time we saw you? We were coming back from
San Francis.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We were in the San.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Francisco airport and I was someplace. We were in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're both in San Francisco the same time. It was
a lightover for me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, I think.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right, you were coming from somewhere else, but you were
vaping hot. That gave me a light head. You were
vaping hard in the airport, just lifting your jacket, your
big furcast I did it making this up.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was in a smoking section, so it was allowed.
And before anyone comes for me, I am ten years
sober and I'm allowed nicotine and gummy bears, and so
don't don't come for me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So don't and don't come from me.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And so is Lois, my possessed gull who's addicted to
unfiltered cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is her problem unfiltered?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, she's hard. She died, but that's why she said
the skull.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That kind of the most interesting right now that she said.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But Meatball, you came looking like me, and I'm honored, honestly,
I would never wear tinsel faux fur, but the rest
of it is pretty pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I couldn't find a big leopard print for which is
what I feel like is most I.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Love an animal. Yeah, you do have on it was
that a lime green zebra, I would say, I love you.
I'm so obsessed with right now, specifically right now. Yes,
I'm like in a zebra era for sure, Meatball or
I mean the other one, Dipper. Hello, you didn't you
(06:55):
didn't come with a look for me?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You know this is what I this is my I look.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
There's a T shirt, T shirt, basketball short and I
wear T shirt and usually a wrist brace. Yeah, I
think the injury may appeel to.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Night is gone. Baby.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I don't need to know how you damaged your wrists.
I've heard a lot of stories about you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well, now I got full motion back.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I do mo tie boxing tie.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well. I'm excited to have you both hear.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We're both excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, wait, I want to know about the paranormal life
style when it comes to the two of you, which
is what this podcast is.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
First of all, sorry, I always hold this in my hand.
It's my gabbl I Marjorie Taylor Green has taken the
fun out of gabble. Yes, I really am not happy
(08:09):
about that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
At this point, Judge Judy is going like, Okay, my
cases are like she's even abandoned the gavel.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I heard Judy is a Republican. No, I don't know
if that's true. Do you have to look it up
before they keep that in? So one of you is
from this is off the top of my head, okay, Illinois? Yeah,
Texas yea.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We pronounced it with an ass on the end.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Do you really know?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
But so many people that what.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
About that's Sufi Stevens. Okay, So first of all, my
favorite thing, did you have urban legends totally where you lived?
What were they?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What part of Texas like Houston area?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Katie, Texas is where I spent most of my time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, and it's spelled like Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, okay, she went to space. She did similar haircut.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That I could use this as a Katy Perry wig.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But did you know that the people that people say
I look like are always people that a lot of
people dislike Leah Michelle, whoa that lady that's like that
lady that like wears lipstick, and she like her. I
(09:25):
don't know her names, but she's like a YouTube lady
that wears yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes, YouTube lady who wears lips famously. It is all over.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
But you know, they say her she got canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
She did get canceled and then did like a ukulele apology.
Was that her?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That feels like someone that looks like me?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And then Katy Perry, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't see. I think maybe just you have a
similar haircut. It's all the same haircut. Black hair.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Does not a wig.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mine is and I'm thinking wig, it does look like
Katy Perry wig.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, so Noah, speaking of Katy Perry, gay guy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The urban legend at my school was that there was
a cheerleader that had to get her stomach pumped because
she swallowed the whole team's loads. Is that comfortable?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, that's fine. I guess that is an urban. That
wasn't what I was thinking. I was thinking more like the.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Lady of the Lake. Yes, I didn't have that one
you're from.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Maybe the Lady at the Lake took somebody loads.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Too many loads. She drowned and when they gave her CPR.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So what about you, ladye the clown?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Oh, how about Homie the clown?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes, but not not the character from in Living Color.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, it was like this mixture of because from the Midwest,
Like there was the John Wayne Gacy of it all,
who truly was like a birth they clown at one
point and then became a serial killer. Yes, and then
there was the Homie the clown. It's a little the
chicken the egg, like what came first the urban legend
or the character on in Living Color?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, like were they urban legend?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Is just that there was a like clown that went
around like picking up kids from birthday parties and murdering them.
And his name was Homie Clown.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Right. Actually it's less of a.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Ghost and more of a don't get murdered right, which
also one might call it like street smarts, so like
not get in the back of a van with a clown.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
More importantly, how many loads?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well you do know about the bank bus?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's that? I mean? I have bangs?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, and you the bus and I take the here.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actually take bus? Doesn't I have a bang?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They drive around a white van with no windows on it. Unmarked,
and they park and then they shut the address.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And a bunch of guys line up outside the van
and then they load them up and then they get
in there in the bank on the bank bus.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But it's a van.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's a van.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I don't need I have no cue. What either of
you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's a sex bus. It's a sex bus and they
drive all over and they have sex in this bus.
And it's Chicago, it's all it's in. It was in
San Francisco when we were at folsome and we lined
up and I watched them as they opened the door,
and some guy would come out all smiling and hot
and sweaty, and then someone else would go next, and
they'd wave in another dirty homosexual and he'd hop in
(12:33):
there and then he would fuck a man.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you have to have a bus pass to ride it?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Or how do you get pass?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That did remind me when I went to school in Michigan.
Our school was like in the middle of the woods,
and they told us a story Interlocking Arts Academy it
so I went there for school for high school and
they would tell us that there was like a murderer
out like by where the cabins are like they will
almost people stay out there, like if they catch you,
they'll kill you. So there was like a very scary
(13:04):
vibe at night, like we weren't allowed out into the woods.
But it's like the whole school is the woods.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
But do you think that's real or do you think
I was just a way.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
To keep the kid counselors like lying to us to
keep us from like escaping at night. But a couple
of us dead. We got out, We smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
We were out there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Do either of you have ghost stories?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I do. I have a couple actions.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh okay, but what about you?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I respect ghost I love your little ghost belief. I
am not something about my frequency. The ghosts are like
skip like like I don't think that I'm open to it.
So nothing has ever presented itself to me. But I
(13:54):
will be on the edge of my seat listening to
my friends tell crazy stories. I had a backup dance
for me one time. Tell me about they went to
do some commercial in Argentina and they were sitting at
this airbnb and in the middle of the night, the
hallway turned into a pathway to the underworld and they
saw like hundreds of spirits flowing through. It was like
a portal got open.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And I was like a backup dancer.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
At least security, you can sneak. You went backstay.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I know her to be like a very awesome, nice, reputable, smart,
like totally sane person.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So she had a moment when.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
She she took a cup and saw when she told
me about the portal, I was like, I believe you.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That would never happen to me. I just spent six
weeks living in an old farmhouse in the middle of
the woods, and every single person who came in there
was like, man, there's bad vibes in here. Man, this
place must be scary at night. Man is this place haunted?
And I was like just asleep, like not feeling.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think you just don't You're not open to it.
That's what I don't think. You ever hop into the
flow and kind of let the world happen.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And explain to me how it is that one does
hop into the flow.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You's got to let the life happen to you. You gotta
put on a bang wig, some fake glasses and really
get into it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I mean, listen, I'm very skeptical.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm not a big ghost believer necessarily when it comes
to myself, I love to hear. But I was there
when the ghost called me a fag, and so that's
why I'm like, I know that that happened, or at
least I know a machine called me that. I don't
know that. I don't know that a dead human being
(15:47):
came back from the living in an invisible form to
call me that slur.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, explain to me the Long Island medium.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, where do we start the bangs?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I was going to start with the.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, gotta have a look.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
I am obsessed with her when she's just in a
room full of people and she's like, yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Some of it is like I believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I've talked in this room. I've talked to many people
that have been to her, and they have all said,
she got me, she got me, Gail.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But when you've been in the game that long, don't
you think you could kind of trick people?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean I can do it.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Tricks tricked me, Paul.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Trick me.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Do you have a grandma two? I was only picking
up the one. But okay, one of them is not interested.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
See, this is what they do. They go yeah and
yeah that one. She's looking at me like this.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That was so Grandma, Susie.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is very arms cross and she's going.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
What's crazy is that? You were going to tell the
story about your grandma?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I was see I found her dead body.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Listen. I don't know how to wait but wait.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
What oh sorry, I'll let you finish talk about your butthole.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So you found your dead grandma.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I found her dead body. Boom she had she had
left this round. And what was weird was the day
before she had a big family gathering at her apartment
and we were all there, the family, me, my brother,
my mom, not my daddy. Hated that bitch.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Then whose parent was this?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
My mom's mom?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And then her brother and his kids were all there
and we were all hanging out and there was a
wonderful time. Was she dying, No, there was no signs
of death. She wouldn't die. That was also another problem.
How old was she ninety something? Ninety?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, she was old and smoked every single day, like
a pack a day. Her apartment in the airport o
w Yeah, where we could get her to the layover
and SF. She wouldn't stop smokingy legal in the smoking section,
and the walls of her apartment were like brown because
she smoked so much like when we got when we
took some of her stuff back with us, we had
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to like I remember cleaning this lamp and it was
like I was like, oh, it's white. I thought it
was off white.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I thought it was a yelloe.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah. So we had a wonderful time with her, and
then that night we all went out and got pizza
and left her at home because she's old, she's tired.
You can't bring an old lady out for pizza. We're
all having a wonderful time, and then my brother goes
grandma died and we were like, what are you talking about?
And then it was just like back to normal fun
playing the arcade games. And my mom was like, that's
(18:38):
weird because we never really saw her. My mom just
thought like, oh, he was just being weird because we
were to see these pizza you ever been, Oh, of
course a dessert pizza, chocolate sauce, powdered sugar, cinnamon. What's
the base pizza?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Dope?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No, it's do everything there is dope. They dress up
every type of dough. Do CEC's pizza exists anymore?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
They're Shaky's.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Is Shaky's the same as the Cecs?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
No, but Shaky's will get you together? The one over
on Sata Mount. I think that one's gone though.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Is the Shaky's is the one where it's like a buffet.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh yeahs like seven bucks all you can eat.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Don't look me up and down? Shobo. Now where was I?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
My brother goes she died and then went back and
played video games Arcaide Games.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
How old you brother?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I was eight? He was nine or eight and a half.
Like we're the kind of the same age. And then
the next morning my mom was like, well, let's just
go check on her and say goodbye before we head
back to Houston, because we're in like deep south Louisiana.
We go knock on our door and she's not answering.
My mom calls the apartment manager like, hey, can you
come on knock the door. She's not answering. This is unusual,
like maybe she slipped and fell blah blah blah blah.
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We walk in and like she's nowhere to be seen,
and I just run straight to her bedroom. They opened
the door and there's Grandma, eyes open dead. Boom bum
bum bum bum stop.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
How do you explain this your brother thing?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't know. My mom thinks that he just like
had a premonition or something, and.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Why isn't he on this? Why are you on this?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, he needs a school teacher in Dallas, Texas, and
he doesn't dress up like a lady for a living,
so there's nothing quite that interesting about him. Ra'smantha. Now
he doesn't remember, I mean, he remembers saying it, but
he was just like, oh, I was being playful and goofy.
But my mom was like trying to track the time,
and she was like, oh, she was laying on top
of her sheets, like she had like not even gotten
into bed yet, so she was like it would have
tracked with like the same.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Time, the same exact time. He was just like looked
up from his video game Grandma's dead.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But my mom was also like, he's probably just being
like a weird eight year old, because don't little kids
say stupid shit all the time?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Little kids are the ones that are like more connected
to the spooch.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, isn't there that story about that little kid that like,
you know, once he started talking. He was like I
chose you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh yeah, and he was like, my name's Bartholomew blah blahlah.
And he was like a person in history, like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He was about that one story. Honey. This is one
of my favorite TV shows of all time was called
Ghosts Inside My Child And this show is all that
where people are like, all of a sudden, my son
started saying he was a famous dancer in Russia and
(21:18):
he's never even heard of Russia, So how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
But how many of those do you think? Are the
parents being like, we're gonna get you on TV's ghost
Inside your Kid.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
They're gonna pay us so much money.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's the type of parent I would be.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah. Is that like the Curious case of Natalie Natalia Gray?
Don't get me started at her.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wait do you think the parents?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
The parents both said all the parents.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Isn't she old? Though?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No? Oh, she just had a push when she was
really little, and they talk about it a lot. They
do that. If you watch the show, there's a lot
of talk about what she was like naked, which is crazy,
poor thing. She didn't deserve nobody's business. And I'm I'm
a big Natalia dream guest on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Hey Natalia, if you're out there, come on the pod.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
On the pod. Okay, hey chat? Should we have Natalia
on the pod?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Put a three in the chat if you want, you're
gonna support a GoFundMe to get an Italian plane ticket out.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
To La Absolutely. Okay, Wait, so did your brother ever
have another.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, kind of. He was really close to one of
my cousins who died, and like when that happened, he
was He would say that he would like see my
dad cousin David in our bedroom when we were sharing
a room. He'd be like, David's in the room with us,
and I'd be like where He'd be like right there,
and I'd be like, what's he doing? Like I just
remember being like a little bit weirded out by it,
but then also just be like, my brother's a weirdo?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Is he still weird?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah? He's like super into the Misfits and like grunge
and punk music.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, I'd prefer that over like other
kinds of weirdness. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dressing like a lady, where'd you point ut me? Now?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
You did not?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He said, I bet like me Wow, I'm the weird
one in the family.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Okay, okay, tell me another one.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The other one is in my current apartment. There is
definitely a ghost, but he doesn't really do anything. It's
it's it's a while. He just has sometimes. No, it's
just more of that thing where they have you ever
been Have you ever been in a room and just
been like, there's a dark figure over here and I
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can feel it and I know it, and he's just
and you just feel like you're being watched. That happens,
and he has like certain spots in my apartment where
he just stands and watches. And I actually had to
move my bed because one of the spots was like
the corner where my head would be on my bed.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And he's like, excuse me, this is my spot.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I would just kind of wake up and be like,
I feel unwelcome right here. I feel like I'm being
watched and unwelcome, So I'm gonna move. But he just
stares at me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But you've never seen him.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I see a black figure. Oh so you actually it's
like a shape of a person.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But he's just standing there and I daytime, nighttime, anytime
of the.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Day, and you don't see this other places.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Like, no, this doesn't happen anywhere else. Okay, maybe a
hotel room once once once they.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Want, Yeah, that seems like that's the real person in
the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh yeah, they've never woken up and been like, did
my hotel room door just open?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, just a me thing, then, I.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Guess, just a youth thing.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, but he's definitely there. And so like sometimes when
I'm in my drag room and I'm like working on
stuff and I'm sewing, he's standing in He's standing in
the hallway.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Imagine being a ghost from like I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Know, that's what I'm thinking. He's just like from the
night because my building is like one hundred over one
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Old, and like he was just like a factory worker
or like for whatever, and now this is what he
sees every day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I'm like putting glitter on and I'm like, friend.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
And you you yelling at your cats all of your
vocal stems, Like we're running around the house, and the
ghost is like, this is what I think.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Maybe that's why he hasn't passed on, because I'm just
too entertaining. But there's been a couple of times when
I've tried to be making RB in my bedroom and
I've like in the corner seen the room, and event
the arm starts going and you're like, but no, he's
(25:45):
definitely there and make it up okay, But I I
have tried to like look through who's lived there before,
but it's like it used to be like a big,
big place that's now multiple apartments so you can't figure
it out way.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
But you used to not live there alone.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I would always be like, do you see that? And
he'd be like, no, I think you're just seeing shadows
and I was like, no, it's like clearly the figure
of like a. It's a black it's like a shadow,
but it has fuzzy outline. Does that make sense? But
you can't see through it. It's clearly no features. Sotually
(26:24):
likes faceless baby, it's like a it's like a big gloriole.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
No, it's just and he's just there and he's just
any and he moves around the house and it's just him.
It's always the same energy.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's the same energy.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, it's not bad, it's not good. It's just there
and you don't feel scared. I'm never scared of it,
and and I do, but I believe in hauntings and stuff,
but I don't. I've never been haunted. But I do
think that this is not a haunting as much as
it's like we're just moving around each other every day.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
How is that different from a haunting?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Because a haunting, I think they're out for you to
do bad, and don't they want you to die?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Like I'm not knock your glass off the thing?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, it's not like a dwindy like things aren't going missing?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Dwendy?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that dwind dwindy? Look it up. I think it's
like a little fairy that steals things from you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, the borrowers kind of kind of but.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I think they steal from you and then laugh at
you when you're looking for it. I think, yeah, but
he's not moving anything, like nothing goes missing.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, but I mean, wait a minute, what do you
do in my clear please?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
You see your wing floating in the corner?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Now, that was scary.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I would love that, because isn't.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
A haunting like a negative experience?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What are words? What are labels? I mean? I think
I think, no matter what, it's like an unexplainable thing.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But it's definitely like real. And I have a cat sitter.
That's right. I pay someone to watch my cats because
I'm weird say that. She was like, oh yeah, I
kind of. I saw it over there for like a night,
she said, it was there.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, these cats sitters in LA. I trust and believe her,
They'll say, I.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Trust and believe her with my whole heart. She would
not lie to me. She couldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay, we believe you. Have you had have any of
your lovers seen.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, I think they're too focused on my beauty.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
That wig.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
With a wig? I believe you. Now, Here's the thing
that is so interesting.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's a ghost that scared me.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But maybe it's not a ghost. Maybe it's something somebody
from the from the past, has some unfinished business.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
How is that different from a ghost? That's a ghost.
It's a disembodied human like energy.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
One time I sneezed and he said, bless you.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I'm just kidding that never okay. But here's the thing
about La or No, here's the thing about any apartment building.
Who knows how many people have lived there? Like truly,
there's truly no way, especially when you think of like
how many times someone's crashed on your couch for a
while and like died, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
There could be wait, people, I don't have a.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Good record of people staying on my couch, but like
that can happen, Okay, sure, so there would be no
record of that.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So do you believe I don't think there was a
murder there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, I'm not saying, like.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Do you believe that the ghosts or spirits are tethered
to a location where they've died, or like, do you
think in the case of in the curious case of Frank,
do you think Frank like lived in that apartment. It
was his favorite apartment. He had these like beginning little
feelings of like maybe I could it on some panty
hose and cross dress. And then he had to move
(30:03):
and he moved to Chicago, and then he died in
a freak accident, a wind accident in Chicago. Yes, homie,
the clown killed him. Then his spirit hopped on the
Amtrak or whatever and came all the way back to
La Frank.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Frank can't afford a flight?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Can they fix in the airport smoking?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Can can they just fly? Or do they have to
be tethered to a thing that's flying through the air. Like,
do you think Frank went somewhere else, died and then
returned to what's it all out on the street where
you live in the apartment number, and then came back
to Meatball's apartment to stand in the corner because he
loved it there so much.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I think that idiot died in my apartment. I don't
think it does needs to be tethered to anything, But
I don't think ghosts can. In my opinion, I don't
think Frank can leave that house until he maybe sleeps
with a man or something. Maybe he had unresolved gay
feelings and.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
From to my house, Tube chance come to my house,
say yeah, let's find out who he is, what he
would do?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can they come do it at my apartment? I would
let you come do that in my house.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't know how to make anything leave. I just
want I just want to.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I don't want to wait, wait I open up that
portal that your little dancer friend saw.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't want Argentine.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Now that could happen, and I don't know what to
do in that event.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And then it's full of fag hate and ghosts, and
I get killed, haunted even and you become the.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Ghost you join them. That's call Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And again drag queen ghosts. That's just like you don't
put those shoes on. Yeah, that's what I would say
to anyone who moved in.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
But they can't hear you, so you do is like
rattle the table.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
She's she's right. SI.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Now wait a second, did you say you have another
ghost story, because but it's just me.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I was a baby's but it's my mom's story about
me as a baby.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Oh, let's hear that.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah. So there was this ghost named Frank No. When
I was much younger, we lived in Egypt and.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
The house that my parents, the house that had the
best kind of rocks to eat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I used to eat rocks as a child, did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
And I used to get worms from eating sand in Egypt,
big long worm.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You need to quit bragging.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And they were big worms too, so you could never
So there was like a big club or whatever that
burned down, and when it burned down, everyone in the
neighborhood kind of like left because like a lot of
people died there, and so my parents come or my
dad's company bought up all that land and built a
bunch of houses so that when they brought people over
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to live there for the oil company. It was a
oil company, they built houses on the torn down club
and everything. And so my mom would say when we
were babies, she could hear people's footsteps throughout the house
because she was like, it was probably all those dead
people that died in the fire and they just build
Your mom.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Like really believes in this stuff, huh? I think so, yeah,
because when you say the way she interpreted your brother, I.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Mean, I don't really believe in it. She was just
saying like we would be crying and then she would
hear footsteps and then we would stop crying.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Were the ghosts like soothing you?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't know. It was maybe putting.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Their little ghost thumb in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Suck it ew, and they're like, shut this fucking baby.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She said she just had to get used to the
sound of footsteps all the time because she was like
afraid someone had broken into the house.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Was it an apartment, it was a full house?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Steps.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can I show the two of you a haunted doll
in person? No, not a person. Okay, it's time for
the dolls are living?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay. So here's what I do every single episode. I
go to eBay dot com and I type in haunted doll.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Are those real nails? At least? Are they glue on?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Are they real nails?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
What's real to you?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This hair?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Talk about real?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Talk about real this, honey, I'm serving. I mean, like,
are they a crylic or? Are they like you?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Just it's called gel X.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Don't talk down to me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Don't talk down to me on my show.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Thank you for giving out my show.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay. So I go to eBay and I look at
Haunted Dolls. Okay, here's the great thing about this. I
know you've listened to at least half one episode with
Dylan Adler. You clearly have not.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So I've listened to multiple episodes. By the way, everybody,
big fan.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Go to eBay and I find hanted dolls. Okay. They
all come with backstories and it is and it is believed,
then they're what fake? Okay, give me your address and
I'm gonna send you one three dipper.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I've actually given my address out so many time.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
She gets random stuff shipped.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
To her from Para.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
We were on our podcast and she was like, you know,
I really want to fuck clown and some guy.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
A bunch of clown noses. And I was like, how
that person?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's penny wise behavior. I know, and you know my
father's a clown and he loves your PC and thinking
this nice. Never heard of you? I promise you he's
never heard of you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Do you want to come to my party on Friday?
It's clown themed? Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I didn't get an in Okay, so it's fine, nice
public not going to be in town space. Okay. So
I would like to introduce you to a doll that's
currently for sale on eBay.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Can we guess her name? Sure, Janet Genevieve.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I think Jana is closer. It's Monica. It's her name.
But wouldn't you say if you had to make it,
if you had to choose?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, No, Jana is right. Genevieva is an older name.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Genevieves too is longer. I just think that Jana is
more Monica. Okay. So Monica is currently going for two
hundred and forty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's a racket.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
She knows what she's worth. But there's a good reason why.
But first let's look at her. Do you please show
us Monica you got it?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Ras whoa Monica's having kind?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Monica looks like Ma Rodman and her new music.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Video Monica is Yes, she has got She has a
sea through outfit on. She looks like my mom, Hey Nikki,
that's going to be awkward.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
And look at that little drop drop what do you
call that earring?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
A tear drop ear tear drop dangling?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
She got her tits out for the boys.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
She did like she's got like that overtweezed nineties eyebrows.
She doesn't have some.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Muscles, arms of a weightlifter or a small baby.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
If she was styled differently, she would be like the
mom at the PTA who like you know, like walks
laps around school until it's time for the meeting.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Freezer is a skirt.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And from what I can tell, she has a black
sheer body con dress with high panties underneath.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay, and no top.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
No, she doesn't have nipples, so it doesn't you know,
it kind of all blends in. But I don't think
that she has on she has.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Ross her shoes.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
She does doesn't have shoes on.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, So here's what it says about Monica.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Worried about Monica's club feet?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh wow, she doesn't. She did have her nails painted
though on her toes.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
That's why when your feet are that well put.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Together, I was just counting. I was like, that doesn't
look right.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
When your feet are that put together. The fact that
you don't have shoes, that's worrisome.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Who would play her? Sharon Stowe?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
She's giving shares.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
She is Sharon Stony. Okay, here's what it says about Monica.
Monica is an energetic sexual spirit. She was kind of
shy for a large part of her life during her
younger years. She grew up a lot. During college, Monica
(38:35):
was a very hard working, dedicated young woman. She could
only rely on herself. In her early twenties, she gained
most of her confidence and like to explore herself sexually.
She's bisexual.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
That's a sentence there, It just does.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It does say she she is bisexual. She's very clean
and particular with her partners. Both men and women were
attracted to her. Women who were attracted to only men
were even attracted to Monica.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I did interested in her. Women women who only liked men.
This is like stretching out a paragraph. How many times
can I say this sentence?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
This could be AI. Actually I never really think about that,
but it could be. Okay anyway, So Monica had a
special energy about her. Monica is an intelligent, positive spirit.
She can give off high levels of sexual energy at times.
She loves good people. She has been known to visit
(39:52):
in dreams. She usually appears having dark or dirty blonde hair.
Now here's the thing you have to keep in mind.
This is we're talking about the spirit that comes with
this doll. So you buy this doll. It's not the dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I understand that this doll didn't go to college.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yes, okay, you know that.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
But this doll is bisexual.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Monica.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Who is Monica? Who's in this? She's investing it? Okay,
all right, how did the spirit get in the doll?
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Well, maybe let's let her finish, let me finish.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
She is bisexual.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Mom Prior owners have experienced real orgasms in their sleep,
whether they see Monica in their dreams or not.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Work.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
She likes to be around her keeper and is a
good listener. Monica is great with people, pets, children, and
other spirits and things. Monica passed away when she was
twenty eight in a car accident. Okay, she had so
much life to live when she passed, and that's all
(41:08):
it says. So for two hundred and forty eight I
would buy her.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I would buy her.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Why don't you just for sale right now? Put your
money where your mouth is.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Maybe, uh, send me the link to pay, send me
the link.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Tap to pay. Just send me the money, you know,
and I'll make sure you get that. Yeah, So that's Monica.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I send you the money, and you just sent me
two hundred and fifty dollars worth of clown notes.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Wait, how do the dolls become haunted?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
The dolls?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Here's the day. This is what I have concluded. When
you die, you're given three options. Hea been hell, haunted
eBay doll.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
That clears it up.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Who's giving you the options?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Me?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
It's you?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Are we at the pearly gates right now?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
And now I want to be a haunted doll? Haunted me?
Bow back, doll me first, she's not even not even second.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Okay, I would like to move on to the next thing.
If I missed, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I mean, this is your show. We're just going to
talk with you. That's the time for ev P.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Or e V Plase this one, this is for one
of you. We're not gonna say which one, but one
of you.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
It is unfamiliar, isn't e V like one of those machines?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah? That the VP?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, electronic voice phenomenal that, yes, I could say that,
it certainly could. It has and it has a few times.
So I go to YouTube and I find people's electronic
(43:05):
voice phenomenal and it can be multiple ways. You know,
it could be someone doing a video and then all
of a sudden they're like, I think I heard something
like it doesn't have to be like a machine. I
think people think it's just like from a machine.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
It's not, No, because sometimes the spirit voice comes through.
Like in any form of technology.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Any form, it can do it all. Baby, Okay, here
we go. So this first one, I don't know the location,
but it was why are you so judging both of you?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
No, you just said I don't know the location, and
I was like, okay, but my question is it's like,
what do you do at home? You're just looking at
haunted dolls on your fucking round bed or your heart
shaped bed. And your leper print sheets. And then you're like,
let me hear ghosts sounds.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
She's never at home. She's always on the road working,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And then your little deaft dog can't hear anything anyway.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
My dog is blind, you know, for damn sure she's
in the house vaping this entire.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
With you.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Did they not let you vape in here?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's not a smoking section smoke.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I don't know. I bought it. I walked into the
store and I said, give me your cheapest vape. I'm
trying to make fun of my friend. And he went,
what And I went, I just need a cheap vape.
And he goes, do you wanted to have nicotine? And
I go, I don't know, give me the cheapest thing
that's gonna put smoke in the air. And he goes,
you can have these. They're very popular. Do you want it?
It's strawberry flavored.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'll look at it later. Give it an okay?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
If you would let me play these, yes, and then
we can wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
I guess you're done.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Do you not like two hours? Two hour episodes? No?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I like you guys. Okay. I don't know where this
one was recorded, but It was posted by someone named
Wante's World. What is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Oh, it goes I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
There's definitely like someone walking in the background, but that's
not a bad guess.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, I'm following you?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I heard Hi? How are you wait? Now?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I hear how I'm following you?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Hi, I'm following you?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Wow? Did they think it was? Here's an ABC d
A I am fully baked. B Let him hide before
they wake see I am following? Or D I am
full peg?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Okay, I've said that on a couple of parties.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm a full pig.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I am full pig. Okay, So which one of those?
I am fully baked? Let him let's hide him before
they wake? See I am following? Or D I am
full peg?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I can't stop here and I am full pig.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
I think you were right what I'm following? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That is what they believe. See I am following. I
think it's I'm full pig.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
So I'm full pig.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay. Here's another one. This was posted by Spectral Resources
s R. Okay sound Recordings, Spectral Resources, May I help you?
That's me and my apartment. Okay, what does this one say?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
This isn't a long abandoned home is what they posted.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Okay, like it's long now railroad style.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Now it's been abandoned for a long time. Come on,
it's clear as can be.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
That sounds like when you watch a porn that they
recorded in a shower.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
That sounds like me on the treadmill.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Faggot, get back. No, you have to listen past the show.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You have to get over the ship.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
It's behind the show's behind it. I hear faggot, get back.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
You've heard that a lot.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, at the same party that I was like, I'm
full pay.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I can't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, well, let me help you.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I think I think you're old.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
They think it was a that is not cute. B
do you know me se let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Jesus Christ or d.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Differends very different, so different. Yeah, Chris knows what he wants.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The tutorary different things. What was the first one that
is not cute? Okay, let me play it again.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Mm hmm again. I would let me suck you for sure.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Out of time.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
My it's like, yo, you don't hear it. I can't
heart so it's and you can hear it.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
It's like words in this is that how Frank's let
me think your professional drag queen. Okay, here we go. Well,
actually it is not correct.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
That is not correct.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
That is not correct.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It's the correct answer. Was c let me fuck so close?
It's different.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
They are different.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Wait, let me play it now that we know that.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh it is. It is an ass not an ass.
You're so right.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
This is like the gold dress and the blue dress
on the internet. I can't hear a thing.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Not to turn it up.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
It's lasting my ears out. It just sounds like static.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
This is well this person what goes hunting and they're
like that just said it.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Wants to fuck me.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
That would be me as a ghost.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That is cut. Oh my god, Pennywise, okay, last thing,
rapid fire.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
The way the gable starts to swing it around.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Just tell me what you think about these things, UFOs.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
I wish we saw them more.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm not opposed.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Do you think that they're real? Do you think that
they're aliens from other planets coming down here?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I don't know if they're coming down here, but there's
got to be life for them somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
I think they're coming up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
From the ocean from the ocean, and you think they're
down there.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I think squids are aliens. I think cats are aliens.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm with you on squids. What do you think of
big foot?
Speaker 4 (51:01):
That this is my obsession I have won. You're obsessed
with hours and hours of footage about this is a
real sighting of a big foot. I go down that
YouTube hall all the time. It boggles my mind that
people think that there is something out there in forests,
(51:21):
specifically in North America and the United States, that like,
we haven't gotten to that part of the forest, but
also there is so much land out there. I mean,
like they could be living in caves.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't think we've explored every edge of the forest, right,
But I do think that what a lot of people
have seen is probably just MAINNGINGI bears, Yeah, mainngy bears
with like rabies ice with her.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
I want to believe it so bad, and I don't
know if it was like I had my sexual awakening
right around the time that Harry and the Henderson's was
on TV.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Oh you're that don't you want to fuck Harry? Or
the Henderson who didn't want to fuck Harry?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
The Sasquatch the big tall man with the muscles and
all the hair all over him not man animal but whoops. No,
I think that there was something. I think there was
something in that that like and especially like being in
the bear scene and like that whole thing like muscular, hairy,
(52:24):
sort of like how many how many dudes who go
out to the club basically look like this if he
was human?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
The one guy that did a standard routine.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yes, after they fucked, she found.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
And then I fell in love with him, and then
he did a stand up routine like right after.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
We like in bed or Okay, we can't use any
of the say the best joke, just say it.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
No, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I'm not gonna say it because I don't want it
on a camera.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
He's so hot, he's so hot.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well, good for him.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, I think that we haven't discovered every every square
inch of every forest.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
But also, you know what would be so sad is
that if, like one day we do discover a bunch
of dead bigfoots in a cave somewhere because of like pollution.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh, that would be sad. So you're saying it's up
to me to go out there and find Bigfoot.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Yeh, strap on those boots, get a good hiking backpack,
go find the bigfoot, the Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
What do you think of psychics we kind of talked to.
I think that they they're wiping abilities earlier, But what
do you just in general think?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
I think that they're just they know how to like
read people's behavior and faces and stuff so they can
like easily come to certain conclusions.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
So it's like a learned skill.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, I think it's a learned skill.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
I want it to be real, Like I would love
for there to be someone who like really could predict
or has a knowing sense or whatever, and I want
to believe in that. I'm just such like a pragmatic
person and a skeptic and like an atheist in my
day to day life that I'm like, what sort of
spiritual hullabaloo are you going to bring into this table?
(54:17):
You know, like bring to the conversation that's actually gonna
make an impact because it feels like a scam, but
I want to believe in it.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah. Just every time I've gone to like one of
the ones that does the Tarror readings, they're like so off,
Like I've never had one where I'm like, oh this
is actually oh yeah, no, totally.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Oh you're polite about it.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Well, maybe you should be honest about it and maybe.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Different you should take the order of the cards in
which they pull them will change or well there are open.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
To the flow.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
I'm on my flow. I don't think.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
Maybe I'll sit down across from them and say, let
me suck you, let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh see that's home. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
All right, we have to wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
Did you have fun with us?
Speaker 2 (55:11):
You seem like you had a mediocre time.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, I had the time of my life. No, I
really did.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Had always has.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Been, always has been, always Willsb's.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
You want to talk you about reading?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
You want to talk about dead pan?
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Dead pan a pan person.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Because you're a dead pan died. Oh you're doing a bit,
you're doing a little.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
She's over there, I've heard of Wait.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Wait, we're gonna have to cut this out because this
is my million dollar idea. It's going to be maybe
I've pitched this already on this podcast. It's a ghost
of a pant sexual person called dead pan.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
I'm like a movie ten million dollars.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah, yeah, wait, I need to make sure I this.
People are buying movies like that left and right.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Oh yeah, based off of the title.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Just like really popular stuff. Queer is huge right now,
it's big again, It's really big right now. Okay, speaking
of really big queers.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Now, let me let me talk you.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
So can you please tell people where they can.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
You can find the port your art at Spiciest Meatball
on the instagrams or come to my party fat Slut
every third Friday at Precinct and all over the country.
Just go to at fat slut La on Instagram and
you'll see what I'm up to over there.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Famous thing about that show is that it's a show
that I constantly talk about going to.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
And I'd never been to one.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
I haven't made it yet, but I think about it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I had a friend text me about an event. Was like, yeah,
how is your thing? Oh? That's cool? And then he
was like, this other party is happening. We really like it,
and I wrote, oh I heard this about that is
that true? And he goes, I've never been. I'm like, well,
how is it that you really like the event if
you've never been? And he's like, why I like your event?
(57:21):
And I've never been to your event, and I tell
all my friends that I like it, and I was like, Okay,
I guess there's some level of support and being like
this is my favorite party having me here that.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Your party is the party.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Oh, thank you so much. And from the nominators party
in La by who I don't know, some magazine can't member.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
You should go sometime. You can, in fact go this Friday.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
She's out of town town Way Gay Tour.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Also met Paul and I have a podcast co hosts
together called Sloppy Seconds that comes out twice a week.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
And we're at a time. Thank you guys so much,
just kidding, and then you I've been on. Start start
with the ros Hernandez. Start with.
Speaker 4 (58:07):
Episode. We have a great time. We love to chat.
We talk about cam a lot and wild and crazy
sex story well Kamala cons.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
O a lot, oh Camelot. I'm super into the nights
of the Round Table.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
So yeah, our show can be found everywhere called Sloppy Seconds.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
And I have music on the internet and yeah, you
can follow them at Big Dipper Jelly on Instagram. Thanks
Roz or go to a sex party.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Teeing that up. Drain your nut dot com.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Oh yeah, you have a sex party too, right, lib?
Speaker 2 (58:40):
Hey, lib, he would probably go he'd like it.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Oh honey, he put on those sparkle shoes. You know what,
he probably stole Old Janet's shoes or Monica's shoes.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Did you know that that Lebret is a haunted? What
he's honted?
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Why does he not in like a lead case?
Speaker 1 (58:57):
Now? Well he speaks, pull his little key. No, no,
you just have to listen. He's very faint. Listen, tune in.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
You got me so good on that one.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Thank you, Big Dipper and meat Ball. Those two got
to love them. I know I love you, and I'm
very grateful that you listen to this podcast, and thank
you for telling everyone you know about it and following
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us on Instagram and all of those wonderful things you do.
I love you all, both living and dead. But if
I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me
came back. This has been an exactly right production. Want
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to share your paranormal experience on the podcast? I read
stories out loud and sometimes I'll even call you. So
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You can send a DM or voice message to the
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Roz Hernandez and on TikTok and Twitter at It's Roz Hernandez.
My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
is the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and
sound designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker
(01:00:40):
is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. My theme music is by
the spine Hilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Vanessa Lilac, Photography by the Terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
by the hill Karen Kilgareth, the Spooky Georgia Hart Start
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and the Frightening Danielle Kramer. Listen to Ghosted by Roz
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What's that at the bed. It's spooky. Hey Joky, I'm
pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Wait a minute, I.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I Los Nandas.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Please Hey boo, it's me Ros and welcome to Ghosted
by Ros Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people
that I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like about the bear of normal. Oh my god, Oh
my god, Oh my go. Meatball and Big Dipper are
on the show. These are two people I'm known for
a number of years. We still work together a lot
in the Los Angeles drag scene, and they crack me up.
(01:02):
They of course have a podcast called Sloppy Seconds, and
we had a good time. You know, not one that
you want to listen to with the children. But I
did have a ghost story for you. This one came
to my email from Carly. Carly writes, when I was seven,
(01:27):
my great grandmother passed away. She was a ninety seven
year old, tiny woman with a big laugh, and she
always found it hilarious whenever my little sister tried to whistle.
It was a running joke in our family. Not long
after she died, I was hanging out with my sister
(01:48):
and a friend in my dad's bedroom. There was a
big mirror across from the bed that perfectly reflected the
hallway outside the room. We were all playing doctor. My
sister was the doctor. My friend and I were the
patients lying on the bed while she was playing doctor.
My sister started trying to whistle. Right then, my friend
(02:12):
and I both looked up and in the mirror saw
my great grandmother standing in the hallway. She was wearing
a long gown and she was laughing, just like she
always did when my sister tried to whistle. Then she vanished.
My friend and I screamed and ran out of the room.
(02:34):
Later that night, I went into my bedroom and I
saw a photo on my pillow that hadn't been there before.
It was from her funeral, her lying in the casket
wearing the exact same gown she'd been wearing in the mirror.
I hadn't been allowed to go to the viewing, so
I never saw her in that dress before. Then I
(02:55):
asked my mom where the photo came from, and she
said she put it in my room because she thought
i'd want to keep it. No, thanks, mom, Lol, Wow, Carly,
thank you for that. Yeah, that's uh, that's an interesting
move on on your mother's part. I thought you might
(03:16):
want this. I don't know. I don't know how I
feel about photos at open caskets, but uh, you know what,
it is interesting that she had the same gownwn that
you saw, and I love it. I always love a
grandma ghost, and I love a ghost that has the
ability to laugh. What a what joy? And I think
(03:38):
that's what we need these days, is laughter. So thanks
for sending me that, Carly. That was a good one,
all right. As always, you can find me touring all
over the place doing my darnedest to make you people laugh.
Find those dates at roz Hernandez tour dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Ah right, here's my conversation with Big Dipper and Meatball.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
On with the show. I am joined by two people.
Sounded like one of them disparted. It might have been.
I feel as if I'm looking in a mirror right
now because one of you has a very similar hairstyle
(04:35):
to me today and some glasses. I've paid a lot
of money to get hair removed from my face. It
is not you, my friend, it's your friend.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Gives you can't do that in here.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You said that was fake.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's real. I don't even vape. I bought that for
the joke, for the visual gas.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, and you can't do it in the airport.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
An airport, you did.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Wait what when we.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Last time we saw you? We were coming back from
San Francis.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We were in the San.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Francisco airport and I was someplace. We were in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're both in San Francisco the same time. It was
a lightover for me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, I think.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right, you were coming from somewhere else, but you were
vaping hot. That gave me a light head. You were
vaping hard in the airport, just lifting your jacket, your
big furcast I did it making this up.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was in a smoking section, so it was allowed.
And before anyone comes for me, I am ten years
sober and I'm allowed nicotine and gummy bears, and so
don't don't come for me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So don't and don't come from me.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And so is Lois, my possessed gull who's addicted to
unfiltered cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is her problem unfiltered?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, she's hard. She died, but that's why she said
the skull.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That kind of the most interesting right now that she said.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But Meatball, you came looking like me, and I'm honored, honestly,
I would never wear tinsel faux fur, but the rest
of it is pretty pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I couldn't find a big leopard print for which is
what I feel like is most I.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Love an animal. Yeah, you do have on it was
that a lime green zebra, I would say, I love you.
I'm so obsessed with right now, specifically right now. Yes,
I'm like in a zebra era for sure, Meatball or
I mean the other one, Dipper. Hello, you didn't you
(06:55):
didn't come with a look for me?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You know this is what I this is my I look.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
There's a T shirt, T shirt, basketball short and I
wear T shirt and usually a wrist brace. Yeah, I
think the injury may appeel to.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Night is gone. Baby.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I don't need to know how you damaged your wrists.
I've heard a lot of stories about you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well, now I got full motion back.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I do mo tie boxing tie.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well. I'm excited to have you both hear.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We're both excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, wait, I want to know about the paranormal life
style when it comes to the two of you, which
is what this podcast is.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
First of all, sorry, I always hold this in my hand.
It's my gabbl I Marjorie Taylor Green has taken the
fun out of gabble. Yes, I really am not happy
(08:09):
about that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
At this point, Judge Judy is going like, Okay, my
cases are like she's even abandoned the gavel.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I heard Judy is a Republican. No, I don't know
if that's true. Do you have to look it up
before they keep that in? So one of you is
from this is off the top of my head, okay, Illinois? Yeah,
Texas yea.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We pronounced it with an ass on the end.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Do you really know?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
But so many people that what.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
About that's Sufi Stevens. Okay, So first of all, my
favorite thing, did you have urban legends totally where you lived?
What were they?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What part of Texas like Houston area?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Katie, Texas is where I spent most of my time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, and it's spelled like Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, okay, she went to space. She did similar haircut.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That I could use this as a Katy Perry wig.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But did you know that the people that people say
I look like are always people that a lot of
people dislike Leah Michelle, whoa that lady that's like that
lady that like wears lipstick, and she like her. I
(09:25):
don't know her names, but she's like a YouTube lady
that wears yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes, YouTube lady who wears lips famously. It is all over.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
But you know, they say her she got canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
She did get canceled and then did like a ukulele apology.
Was that her?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That feels like someone that looks like me?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And then Katy Perry, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't see. I think maybe just you have a
similar haircut. It's all the same haircut. Black hair.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Does not a wig.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mine is and I'm thinking wig, it does look like
Katy Perry wig.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, so Noah, speaking of Katy Perry, gay guy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The urban legend at my school was that there was
a cheerleader that had to get her stomach pumped because
she swallowed the whole team's loads. Is that comfortable?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, that's fine. I guess that is an urban. That
wasn't what I was thinking. I was thinking more like the.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Lady of the Lake. Yes, I didn't have that one
you're from.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Maybe the Lady at the Lake took somebody loads.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Too many loads. She drowned and when they gave her CPR.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So what about you, ladye the clown?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Oh, how about Homie the clown?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes, but not not the character from in Living Color.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, it was like this mixture of because from the Midwest,
Like there was the John Wayne Gacy of it all,
who truly was like a birth they clown at one
point and then became a serial killer. Yes, and then
there was the Homie the clown. It's a little the
chicken the egg, like what came first the urban legend
or the character on in Living Color?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, like were they urban legend?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Is just that there was a like clown that went
around like picking up kids from birthday parties and murdering them.
And his name was Homie Clown.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Right. Actually it's less of a.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Ghost and more of a don't get murdered right, which
also one might call it like street smarts, so like
not get in the back of a van with a clown.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
More importantly, how many loads?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well you do know about the bank bus?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's that? I mean? I have bangs?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, and you the bus and I take the here.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actually take bus? Doesn't I have a bang?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They drive around a white van with no windows on it. Unmarked,
and they park and then they shut the address.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And a bunch of guys line up outside the van
and then they load them up and then they get
in there in the bank on the bank bus.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But it's a van.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's a van.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I don't need I have no cue. What either of
you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's a sex bus. It's a sex bus and they
drive all over and they have sex in this bus.
And it's Chicago, it's all it's in. It was in
San Francisco when we were at folsome and we lined
up and I watched them as they opened the door,
and some guy would come out all smiling and hot
and sweaty, and then someone else would go next, and
they'd wave in another dirty homosexual and he'd hop in
(12:33):
there and then he would fuck a man.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you have to have a bus pass to ride it?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Or how do you get pass?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That did remind me when I went to school in Michigan.
Our school was like in the middle of the woods,
and they told us a story Interlocking Arts Academy it
so I went there for school for high school and
they would tell us that there was like a murderer
out like by where the cabins are like they will
almost people stay out there, like if they catch you,
they'll kill you. So there was like a very scary
(13:04):
vibe at night, like we weren't allowed out into the woods.
But it's like the whole school is the woods.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
But do you think that's real or do you think
I was just a way.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
To keep the kid counselors like lying to us to
keep us from like escaping at night. But a couple
of us dead. We got out, We smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
We were out there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Do either of you have ghost stories?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I do. I have a couple actions.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh okay, but what about you?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I respect ghost I love your little ghost belief. I
am not something about my frequency. The ghosts are like
skip like like I don't think that I'm open to it.
So nothing has ever presented itself to me. But I
(13:54):
will be on the edge of my seat listening to
my friends tell crazy stories. I had a backup dance
for me one time. Tell me about they went to
do some commercial in Argentina and they were sitting at
this airbnb and in the middle of the night, the
hallway turned into a pathway to the underworld and they
saw like hundreds of spirits flowing through. It was like
a portal got open.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And I was like a backup dancer.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
At least security, you can sneak. You went backstay.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I know her to be like a very awesome, nice, reputable, smart,
like totally sane person.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So she had a moment when.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
She she took a cup and saw when she told
me about the portal, I was like, I believe you.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That would never happen to me. I just spent six
weeks living in an old farmhouse in the middle of
the woods, and every single person who came in there
was like, man, there's bad vibes in here. Man, this
place must be scary at night. Man is this place haunted?
And I was like just asleep, like not feeling.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think you just don't You're not open to it.
That's what I don't think. You ever hop into the
flow and kind of let the world happen.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And explain to me how it is that one does
hop into the flow.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You's got to let the life happen to you. You gotta
put on a bang wig, some fake glasses and really
get into it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I mean, listen, I'm very skeptical.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm not a big ghost believer necessarily when it comes
to myself, I love to hear. But I was there
when the ghost called me a fag, and so that's
why I'm like, I know that that happened, or at
least I know a machine called me that. I don't
know that. I don't know that a dead human being
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came back from the living in an invisible form to
call me that slur.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, explain to me the Long Island medium.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, where do we start the bangs?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I was going to start with the.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, gotta have a look.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
I am obsessed with her when she's just in a
room full of people and she's like, yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Some of it is like I believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I've talked in this room. I've talked to many people
that have been to her, and they have all said,
she got me, she got me, Gail.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But when you've been in the game that long, don't
you think you could kind of trick people?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean I can do it.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Tricks tricked me, Paul.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Trick me.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Do you have a grandma two? I was only picking
up the one. But okay, one of them is not interested.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
See, this is what they do. They go yeah and
yeah that one. She's looking at me like this.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That was so Grandma, Susie.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is very arms cross and she's going.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
What's crazy is that? You were going to tell the
story about your grandma?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I was see I found her dead body.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Listen. I don't know how to wait but wait.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
What oh sorry, I'll let you finish talk about your butthole.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So you found your dead grandma.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I found her dead body. Boom she had she had
left this round. And what was weird was the day
before she had a big family gathering at her apartment
and we were all there, the family, me, my brother,
my mom, not my daddy. Hated that bitch.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Then whose parent was this?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
My mom's mom?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And then her brother and his kids were all there
and we were all hanging out and there was a
wonderful time. Was she dying, No, there was no signs
of death. She wouldn't die. That was also another problem.
How old was she ninety something? Ninety?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, she was old and smoked every single day, like
a pack a day. Her apartment in the airport o
w Yeah, where we could get her to the layover
and SF. She wouldn't stop smokingy legal in the smoking section,
and the walls of her apartment were like brown because
she smoked so much like when we got when we
took some of her stuff back with us, we had
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to like I remember cleaning this lamp and it was
like I was like, oh, it's white. I thought it
was off white.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I thought it was a yelloe.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah. So we had a wonderful time with her, and
then that night we all went out and got pizza
and left her at home because she's old, she's tired.
You can't bring an old lady out for pizza. We're
all having a wonderful time, and then my brother goes
grandma died and we were like, what are you talking about?
And then it was just like back to normal fun
playing the arcade games. And my mom was like, that's
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weird because we never really saw her. My mom just
thought like, oh, he was just being weird because we
were to see these pizza you ever been, Oh, of
course a dessert pizza, chocolate sauce, powdered sugar, cinnamon. What's
the base pizza?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Dope?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No, it's do everything there is dope. They dress up
every type of dough. Do CEC's pizza exists anymore?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
They're Shaky's.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Is Shaky's the same as the Cecs?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
No, but Shaky's will get you together? The one over
on Sata Mount. I think that one's gone though.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Is the Shaky's is the one where it's like a buffet.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh yeahs like seven bucks all you can eat.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Don't look me up and down? Shobo. Now where was I?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
My brother goes she died and then went back and
played video games Arcaide Games.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
How old you brother?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I was eight? He was nine or eight and a half.
Like we're the kind of the same age. And then
the next morning my mom was like, well, let's just
go check on her and say goodbye before we head
back to Houston, because we're in like deep south Louisiana.
We go knock on our door and she's not answering.
My mom calls the apartment manager like, hey, can you
come on knock the door. She's not answering. This is unusual,
like maybe she slipped and fell blah blah blah blah.
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We walk in and like she's nowhere to be seen,
and I just run straight to her bedroom. They opened
the door and there's Grandma, eyes open dead. Boom bum
bum bum bum stop.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
How do you explain this your brother thing?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't know. My mom thinks that he just like
had a premonition or something, and.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Why isn't he on this? Why are you on this?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, he needs a school teacher in Dallas, Texas, and
he doesn't dress up like a lady for a living,
so there's nothing quite that interesting about him. Ra'smantha. Now
he doesn't remember, I mean, he remembers saying it, but
he was just like, oh, I was being playful and goofy.
But my mom was like trying to track the time,
and she was like, oh, she was laying on top
of her sheets, like she had like not even gotten
into bed yet, so she was like it would have
tracked with like the same.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Time, the same exact time. He was just like looked
up from his video game Grandma's dead.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But my mom was also like, he's probably just being
like a weird eight year old, because don't little kids
say stupid shit all the time?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Little kids are the ones that are like more connected
to the spooch.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, isn't there that story about that little kid that like,
you know, once he started talking. He was like I
chose you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh yeah, and he was like, my name's Bartholomew blah blahlah.
And he was like a person in history, like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He was about that one story. Honey. This is one
of my favorite TV shows of all time was called
Ghosts Inside My Child And this show is all that
where people are like, all of a sudden, my son
started saying he was a famous dancer in Russia and
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he's never even heard of Russia, So how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
But how many of those do you think? Are the
parents being like, we're gonna get you on TV's ghost
Inside your Kid.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
They're gonna pay us so much money.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's the type of parent I would be.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah. Is that like the Curious case of Natalie Natalia Gray?
Don't get me started at her.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wait do you think the parents?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
The parents both said all the parents.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Isn't she old? Though?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No? Oh, she just had a push when she was
really little, and they talk about it a lot. They
do that. If you watch the show, there's a lot
of talk about what she was like naked, which is crazy,
poor thing. She didn't deserve nobody's business. And I'm I'm
a big Natalia dream guest on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Hey Natalia, if you're out there, come on the pod.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
On the pod. Okay, hey chat? Should we have Natalia
on the pod?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Put a three in the chat if you want, you're
gonna support a GoFundMe to get an Italian plane ticket out.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
To La Absolutely. Okay, Wait, so did your brother ever
have another.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, kind of. He was really close to one of
my cousins who died, and like when that happened, he
was He would say that he would like see my
dad cousin David in our bedroom when we were sharing
a room. He'd be like, David's in the room with us,
and I'd be like where He'd be like right there,
and I'd be like, what's he doing? Like I just
remember being like a little bit weirded out by it,
but then also just be like, my brother's a weirdo?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Is he still weird?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah? He's like super into the Misfits and like grunge
and punk music.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, I'd prefer that over like other
kinds of weirdness. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dressing like a lady, where'd you point ut me? Now?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
You did not?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He said, I bet like me Wow, I'm the weird
one in the family.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Okay, okay, tell me another one.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The other one is in my current apartment. There is
definitely a ghost, but he doesn't really do anything. It's
it's it's a while. He just has sometimes. No, it's
just more of that thing where they have you ever
been Have you ever been in a room and just
been like, there's a dark figure over here and I
(23:40):
can feel it and I know it, and he's just
and you just feel like you're being watched. That happens,
and he has like certain spots in my apartment where
he just stands and watches. And I actually had to
move my bed because one of the spots was like
the corner where my head would be on my bed.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And he's like, excuse me, this is my spot.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I would just kind of wake up and be like,
I feel unwelcome right here. I feel like I'm being
watched and unwelcome, So I'm gonna move. But he just
stares at me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But you've never seen him.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I see a black figure. Oh so you actually it's
like a shape of a person.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But he's just standing there and I daytime, nighttime, anytime
of the.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Day, and you don't see this other places.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Like, no, this doesn't happen anywhere else. Okay, maybe a
hotel room once once once they.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Want, Yeah, that seems like that's the real person in
the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh yeah, they've never woken up and been like, did
my hotel room door just open?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, just a me thing, then, I.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Guess, just a youth thing.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, but he's definitely there. And so like sometimes when
I'm in my drag room and I'm like working on
stuff and I'm sewing, he's standing in He's standing in
the hallway.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Imagine being a ghost from like I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Know, that's what I'm thinking. He's just like from the
night because my building is like one hundred over one
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Old, and like he was just like a factory worker
or like for whatever, and now this is what he
sees every day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I'm like putting glitter on and I'm like, friend.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
And you you yelling at your cats all of your
vocal stems, Like we're running around the house, and the
ghost is like, this is what I think.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Maybe that's why he hasn't passed on, because I'm just
too entertaining. But there's been a couple of times when
I've tried to be making RB in my bedroom and
I've like in the corner seen the room, and event
the arm starts going and you're like, but no, he's
(25:45):
definitely there and make it up okay, But I I
have tried to like look through who's lived there before,
but it's like it used to be like a big,
big place that's now multiple apartments so you can't figure
it out way.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
But you used to not live there alone.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I would always be like, do you see that? And
he'd be like, no, I think you're just seeing shadows
and I was like, no, it's like clearly the figure
of like a. It's a black it's like a shadow,
but it has fuzzy outline. Does that make sense? But
you can't see through it. It's clearly no features. Sotually
(26:24):
likes faceless baby, it's like a it's like a big gloriole.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
No, it's just and he's just there and he's just
any and he moves around the house and it's just him.
It's always the same energy.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's the same energy.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, it's not bad, it's not good. It's just there
and you don't feel scared. I'm never scared of it,
and and I do, but I believe in hauntings and stuff,
but I don't. I've never been haunted. But I do
think that this is not a haunting as much as
it's like we're just moving around each other every day.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
How is that different from a haunting?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Because a haunting, I think they're out for you to
do bad, and don't they want you to die?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Like I'm not knock your glass off the thing?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, it's not like a dwindy like things aren't going missing?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Dwendy?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that dwind dwindy? Look it up. I think it's
like a little fairy that steals things from you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, the borrowers kind of kind of but.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I think they steal from you and then laugh at
you when you're looking for it. I think, yeah, but
he's not moving anything, like nothing goes missing.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, but I mean, wait a minute, what do you
do in my clear please?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
You see your wing floating in the corner?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Now, that was scary.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I would love that, because isn't.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
A haunting like a negative experience?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What are words? What are labels? I mean? I think
I think, no matter what, it's like an unexplainable thing.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But it's definitely like real. And I have a cat sitter.
That's right. I pay someone to watch my cats because
I'm weird say that. She was like, oh yeah, I
kind of. I saw it over there for like a night,
she said, it was there.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, these cats sitters in LA. I trust and believe her,
They'll say, I.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Trust and believe her with my whole heart. She would
not lie to me. She couldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay, we believe you. Have you had have any of
your lovers seen.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, I think they're too focused on my beauty.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
That wig.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
With a wig? I believe you. Now, Here's the thing
that is so interesting.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's a ghost that scared me.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But maybe it's not a ghost. Maybe it's something somebody
from the from the past, has some unfinished business.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
How is that different from a ghost? That's a ghost.
It's a disembodied human like energy.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
One time I sneezed and he said, bless you.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I'm just kidding that never okay. But here's the thing
about La or No, here's the thing about any apartment building.
Who knows how many people have lived there? Like truly,
there's truly no way, especially when you think of like
how many times someone's crashed on your couch for a
while and like died, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
There could be wait, people, I don't have a.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Good record of people staying on my couch, but like
that can happen, Okay, sure, so there would be no
record of that.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So do you believe I don't think there was a
murder there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, I'm not saying, like.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Do you believe that the ghosts or spirits are tethered
to a location where they've died, or like, do you
think in the case of in the curious case of Frank,
do you think Frank like lived in that apartment. It
was his favorite apartment. He had these like beginning little
feelings of like maybe I could it on some panty
hose and cross dress. And then he had to move
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and he moved to Chicago, and then he died in
a freak accident, a wind accident in Chicago. Yes, homie,
the clown killed him. Then his spirit hopped on the
Amtrak or whatever and came all the way back to
La Frank.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Frank can't afford a flight?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Can they fix in the airport smoking?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Can can they just fly? Or do they have to
be tethered to a thing that's flying through the air. Like,
do you think Frank went somewhere else, died and then
returned to what's it all out on the street where
you live in the apartment number, and then came back
to Meatball's apartment to stand in the corner because he
loved it there so much.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I think that idiot died in my apartment. I don't
think it does needs to be tethered to anything, But
I don't think ghosts can. In my opinion, I don't
think Frank can leave that house until he maybe sleeps
with a man or something. Maybe he had unresolved gay
feelings and.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
From to my house, Tube chance come to my house,
say yeah, let's find out who he is, what he
would do?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can they come do it at my apartment? I would
let you come do that in my house.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't know how to make anything leave. I just
want I just want to.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I don't want to wait, wait I open up that
portal that your little dancer friend saw.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't want Argentine.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Now that could happen, and I don't know what to
do in that event.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And then it's full of fag hate and ghosts, and
I get killed, haunted even and you become the.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Ghost you join them. That's call Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And again drag queen ghosts. That's just like you don't
put those shoes on. Yeah, that's what I would say
to anyone who moved in.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
But they can't hear you, so you do is like
rattle the table.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
She's she's right. SI.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Now wait a second, did you say you have another
ghost story, because but it's just me.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I was a baby's but it's my mom's story about
me as a baby.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Oh, let's hear that.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah. So there was this ghost named Frank No. When
I was much younger, we lived in Egypt and.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
The house that my parents, the house that had the
best kind of rocks to eat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I used to eat rocks as a child, did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
And I used to get worms from eating sand in Egypt,
big long worm.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You need to quit bragging.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And they were big worms too, so you could never
So there was like a big club or whatever that
burned down, and when it burned down, everyone in the
neighborhood kind of like left because like a lot of
people died there, and so my parents come or my
dad's company bought up all that land and built a
bunch of houses so that when they brought people over
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to live there for the oil company. It was a
oil company, they built houses on the torn down club
and everything. And so my mom would say when we
were babies, she could hear people's footsteps throughout the house
because she was like, it was probably all those dead
people that died in the fire and they just build
Your mom.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Like really believes in this stuff, huh? I think so, yeah,
because when you say the way she interpreted your brother, I.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Mean, I don't really believe in it. She was just
saying like we would be crying and then she would
hear footsteps and then we would stop crying.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Were the ghosts like soothing you?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't know. It was maybe putting.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Their little ghost thumb in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Suck it ew, and they're like, shut this fucking baby.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She said she just had to get used to the
sound of footsteps all the time because she was like
afraid someone had broken into the house.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Was it an apartment, it was a full house?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Steps.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can I show the two of you a haunted doll
in person? No, not a person. Okay, it's time for
the dolls are living?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay. So here's what I do every single episode. I
go to eBay dot com and I type in haunted doll.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Are those real nails? At least? Are they glue on?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Are they real nails?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
What's real to you?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This hair?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Talk about real?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Talk about real this, honey, I'm serving. I mean, like,
are they a crylic or? Are they like you?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Just it's called gel X.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Don't talk down to me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Don't talk down to me on my show.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Thank you for giving out my show.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay. So I go to eBay and I look at
Haunted Dolls. Okay, here's the great thing about this. I
know you've listened to at least half one episode with
Dylan Adler. You clearly have not.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So I've listened to multiple episodes. By the way, everybody,
big fan.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Go to eBay and I find hanted dolls. Okay. They
all come with backstories and it is and it is believed,
then they're what fake? Okay, give me your address and
I'm gonna send you one three dipper.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I've actually given my address out so many time.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
She gets random stuff shipped.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
To her from Para.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
We were on our podcast and she was like, you know,
I really want to fuck clown and some guy.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
A bunch of clown noses. And I was like, how
that person?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's penny wise behavior. I know, and you know my
father's a clown and he loves your PC and thinking
this nice. Never heard of you? I promise you he's
never heard of you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Do you want to come to my party on Friday?
It's clown themed? Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I didn't get an in Okay, so it's fine, nice
public not going to be in town space. Okay. So
I would like to introduce you to a doll that's
currently for sale on eBay.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Can we guess her name? Sure, Janet Genevieve.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I think Jana is closer. It's Monica. It's her name.
But wouldn't you say if you had to make it,
if you had to choose?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, No, Jana is right. Genevieva is an older name.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Genevieves too is longer. I just think that Jana is
more Monica. Okay. So Monica is currently going for two
hundred and forty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's a racket.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
She knows what she's worth. But there's a good reason why.
But first let's look at her. Do you please show
us Monica you got it?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Ras whoa Monica's having kind?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Monica looks like Ma Rodman and her new music.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Video Monica is Yes, she has got She has a
sea through outfit on. She looks like my mom, Hey Nikki,
that's going to be awkward.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
And look at that little drop drop what do you
call that earring?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
A tear drop ear tear drop dangling?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
She got her tits out for the boys.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
She did like she's got like that overtweezed nineties eyebrows.
She doesn't have some.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Muscles, arms of a weightlifter or a small baby.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
If she was styled differently, she would be like the
mom at the PTA who like you know, like walks
laps around school until it's time for the meeting.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Freezer is a skirt.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And from what I can tell, she has a black
sheer body con dress with high panties underneath.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay, and no top.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
No, she doesn't have nipples, so it doesn't you know,
it kind of all blends in. But I don't think
that she has on she has.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Ross her shoes.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
She does doesn't have shoes on.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, So here's what it says about Monica.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Worried about Monica's club feet?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh wow, she doesn't. She did have her nails painted
though on her toes.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
That's why when your feet are that well put.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Together, I was just counting. I was like, that doesn't
look right.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
When your feet are that put together. The fact that
you don't have shoes, that's worrisome.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Who would play her? Sharon Stowe?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
She's giving shares.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
She is Sharon Stony. Okay, here's what it says about Monica.
Monica is an energetic sexual spirit. She was kind of
shy for a large part of her life during her
younger years. She grew up a lot. During college, Monica
(38:35):
was a very hard working, dedicated young woman. She could
only rely on herself. In her early twenties, she gained
most of her confidence and like to explore herself sexually.
She's bisexual.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
That's a sentence there, It just does.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It does say she she is bisexual. She's very clean
and particular with her partners. Both men and women were
attracted to her. Women who were attracted to only men
were even attracted to Monica.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I did interested in her. Women women who only liked men.
This is like stretching out a paragraph. How many times
can I say this sentence?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
This could be AI. Actually I never really think about that,
but it could be. Okay anyway, So Monica had a
special energy about her. Monica is an intelligent, positive spirit.
She can give off high levels of sexual energy at times.
She loves good people. She has been known to visit
(39:52):
in dreams. She usually appears having dark or dirty blonde hair.
Now here's the thing you have to keep in mind.
This is we're talking about the spirit that comes with
this doll. So you buy this doll. It's not the dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I understand that this doll didn't go to college.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yes, okay, you know that.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
But this doll is bisexual.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Monica.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Who is Monica? Who's in this? She's investing it? Okay,
all right, how did the spirit get in the doll?
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Well, maybe let's let her finish, let me finish.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
She is bisexual.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Mom Prior owners have experienced real orgasms in their sleep,
whether they see Monica in their dreams or not.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Work.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
She likes to be around her keeper and is a
good listener. Monica is great with people, pets, children, and
other spirits and things. Monica passed away when she was
twenty eight in a car accident. Okay, she had so
much life to live when she passed, and that's all
(41:08):
it says. So for two hundred and forty eight I
would buy her.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I would buy her.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Why don't you just for sale right now? Put your
money where your mouth is.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Maybe, uh, send me the link to pay, send me
the link.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Tap to pay. Just send me the money, you know,
and I'll make sure you get that. Yeah, So that's Monica.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I send you the money, and you just sent me
two hundred and fifty dollars worth of clown notes.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Wait, how do the dolls become haunted?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
The dolls?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Here's the day. This is what I have concluded. When
you die, you're given three options. Hea been hell, haunted
eBay doll.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
That clears it up.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Who's giving you the options?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Me?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
It's you?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Are we at the pearly gates right now?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
And now I want to be a haunted doll? Haunted me?
Bow back, doll me first, she's not even not even second.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Okay, I would like to move on to the next thing.
If I missed, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I mean, this is your show. We're just going to
talk with you. That's the time for ev P.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Or e V Plase this one, this is for one
of you. We're not gonna say which one, but one
of you.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
It is unfamiliar, isn't e V like one of those machines?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah? That the VP?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, electronic voice phenomenal that, yes, I could say that,
it certainly could. It has and it has a few times.
So I go to YouTube and I find people's electronic
(43:05):
voice phenomenal and it can be multiple ways. You know,
it could be someone doing a video and then all
of a sudden they're like, I think I heard something
like it doesn't have to be like a machine. I
think people think it's just like from a machine.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
It's not, No, because sometimes the spirit voice comes through.
Like in any form of technology.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Any form, it can do it all. Baby, Okay, here
we go. So this first one, I don't know the location,
but it was why are you so judging both of you?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
No, you just said I don't know the location, and
I was like, okay, but my question is it's like,
what do you do at home? You're just looking at
haunted dolls on your fucking round bed or your heart
shaped bed. And your leper print sheets. And then you're like,
let me hear ghosts sounds.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
She's never at home. She's always on the road working,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And then your little deaft dog can't hear anything anyway.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
My dog is blind, you know, for damn sure she's
in the house vaping this entire.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
With you.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Did they not let you vape in here?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's not a smoking section smoke.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I don't know. I bought it. I walked into the
store and I said, give me your cheapest vape. I'm
trying to make fun of my friend. And he went,
what And I went, I just need a cheap vape.
And he goes, do you wanted to have nicotine? And
I go, I don't know, give me the cheapest thing
that's gonna put smoke in the air. And he goes,
you can have these. They're very popular. Do you want it?
It's strawberry flavored.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'll look at it later. Give it an okay?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
If you would let me play these, yes, and then
we can wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
I guess you're done.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Do you not like two hours? Two hour episodes? No?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I like you guys. Okay. I don't know where this
one was recorded, but It was posted by someone named
Wante's World. What is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Oh, it goes I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
There's definitely like someone walking in the background, but that's
not a bad guess.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, I'm following you?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I heard Hi? How are you wait? Now?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I hear how I'm following you?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Hi, I'm following you?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Wow? Did they think it was? Here's an ABC d
A I am fully baked. B Let him hide before
they wake see I am following? Or D I am
full peg?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Okay, I've said that on a couple of parties.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm a full pig.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I am full pig. Okay, So which one of those?
I am fully baked? Let him let's hide him before
they wake? See I am following? Or D I am
full peg?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I can't stop here and I am full pig.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
I think you were right what I'm following? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That is what they believe. See I am following. I
think it's I'm full pig.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
So I'm full pig.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay. Here's another one. This was posted by Spectral Resources
s R. Okay sound Recordings, Spectral Resources, May I help you?
That's me and my apartment. Okay, what does this one say?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
This isn't a long abandoned home is what they posted.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Okay, like it's long now railroad style.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Now it's been abandoned for a long time. Come on,
it's clear as can be.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
That sounds like when you watch a porn that they
recorded in a shower.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
That sounds like me on the treadmill.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Faggot, get back. No, you have to listen past the show.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You have to get over the ship.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
It's behind the show's behind it. I hear faggot, get back.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
You've heard that a lot.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, at the same party that I was like, I'm
full pay.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I can't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, well, let me help you.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I think I think you're old.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
They think it was a that is not cute. B
do you know me se let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Jesus Christ or d.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Differends very different, so different. Yeah, Chris knows what he wants.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The tutorary different things. What was the first one that
is not cute? Okay, let me play it again.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Mm hmm again. I would let me suck you for sure.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Out of time.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
My it's like, yo, you don't hear it. I can't
heart so it's and you can hear it.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
It's like words in this is that how Frank's let
me think your professional drag queen. Okay, here we go. Well,
actually it is not correct.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
That is not correct.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
That is not correct.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It's the correct answer. Was c let me fuck so close?
It's different.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
They are different.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Wait, let me play it now that we know that.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh it is. It is an ass not an ass.
You're so right.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
This is like the gold dress and the blue dress
on the internet. I can't hear a thing.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Not to turn it up.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
It's lasting my ears out. It just sounds like static.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
This is well this person what goes hunting and they're
like that just said it.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Wants to fuck me.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
That would be me as a ghost.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That is cut. Oh my god, Pennywise, okay, last thing,
rapid fire.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
The way the gable starts to swing it around.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Just tell me what you think about these things, UFOs.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
I wish we saw them more.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm not opposed.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Do you think that they're real? Do you think that
they're aliens from other planets coming down here?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I don't know if they're coming down here, but there's
got to be life for them somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
I think they're coming up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
From the ocean from the ocean, and you think they're
down there.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I think squids are aliens. I think cats are aliens.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm with you on squids. What do you think of
big foot?
Speaker 4 (51:01):
That this is my obsession I have won. You're obsessed
with hours and hours of footage about this is a
real sighting of a big foot. I go down that
YouTube hall all the time. It boggles my mind that
people think that there is something out there in forests,
(51:21):
specifically in North America and the United States, that like,
we haven't gotten to that part of the forest, but
also there is so much land out there. I mean,
like they could be living in caves.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't think we've explored every edge of the forest, right,
But I do think that what a lot of people
have seen is probably just MAINNGINGI bears, Yeah, mainngy bears
with like rabies ice with her.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
I want to believe it so bad, and I don't
know if it was like I had my sexual awakening
right around the time that Harry and the Henderson's was
on TV.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Oh you're that don't you want to fuck Harry? Or
the Henderson who didn't want to fuck Harry?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
The Sasquatch the big tall man with the muscles and
all the hair all over him not man animal but whoops. No,
I think that there was something. I think there was
something in that that like and especially like being in
the bear scene and like that whole thing like muscular, hairy,
(52:24):
sort of like how many how many dudes who go
out to the club basically look like this if he
was human?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
The one guy that did a standard routine.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yes, after they fucked, she found.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
And then I fell in love with him, and then
he did a stand up routine like right after.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
We like in bed or Okay, we can't use any
of the say the best joke, just say it.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
No, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I'm not gonna say it because I don't want it
on a camera.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
He's so hot, he's so hot.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well, good for him.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, I think that we haven't discovered every every square
inch of every forest.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
But also, you know what would be so sad is
that if, like one day we do discover a bunch
of dead bigfoots in a cave somewhere because of like pollution.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh, that would be sad. So you're saying it's up
to me to go out there and find Bigfoot.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Yeh, strap on those boots, get a good hiking backpack,
go find the bigfoot, the Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
What do you think of psychics we kind of talked to.
I think that they they're wiping abilities earlier, But what
do you just in general think?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
I think that they're just they know how to like
read people's behavior and faces and stuff so they can
like easily come to certain conclusions.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
So it's like a learned skill.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, I think it's a learned skill.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
I want it to be real, Like I would love
for there to be someone who like really could predict
or has a knowing sense or whatever, and I want
to believe in that. I'm just such like a pragmatic
person and a skeptic and like an atheist in my
day to day life that I'm like, what sort of
spiritual hullabaloo are you going to bring into this table?
(54:17):
You know, like bring to the conversation that's actually gonna
make an impact because it feels like a scam, but
I want to believe in it.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah. Just every time I've gone to like one of
the ones that does the Tarror readings, they're like so off,
Like I've never had one where I'm like, oh this
is actually oh yeah, no, totally.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Oh you're polite about it.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Well, maybe you should be honest about it and maybe.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Different you should take the order of the cards in
which they pull them will change or well there are open.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
To the flow.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
I'm on my flow. I don't think.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
Maybe I'll sit down across from them and say, let
me suck you, let me fuck you.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh see that's home. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
All right, we have to wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
Did you have fun with us?
Speaker 2 (55:11):
You seem like you had a mediocre time.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, I had the time of my life. No, I
really did.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Had always has.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Been, always has been, always Willsb's.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
You want to talk you about reading?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
You want to talk about dead pan?
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Dead pan a pan person.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Because you're a dead pan died. Oh you're doing a bit,
you're doing a little.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
She's over there, I've heard of Wait.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Wait, we're gonna have to cut this out because this
is my million dollar idea. It's going to be maybe
I've pitched this already on this podcast. It's a ghost
of a pant sexual person called dead pan.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
I'm like a movie ten million dollars.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah, yeah, wait, I need to make sure I this.
People are buying movies like that left and right.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Oh yeah, based off of the title.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Just like really popular stuff. Queer is huge right now,
it's big again, It's really big right now. Okay, speaking
of really big queers.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Now, let me let me talk you.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
So can you please tell people where they can.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
You can find the port your art at Spiciest Meatball
on the instagrams or come to my party fat Slut
every third Friday at Precinct and all over the country.
Just go to at fat slut La on Instagram and
you'll see what I'm up to over there.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Famous thing about that show is that it's a show
that I constantly talk about going to.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
And I'd never been to one.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
I haven't made it yet, but I think about it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I had a friend text me about an event. Was like, yeah,
how is your thing? Oh? That's cool? And then he
was like, this other party is happening. We really like it,
and I wrote, oh I heard this about that is
that true? And he goes, I've never been. I'm like, well,
how is it that you really like the event if
you've never been? And he's like, why I like your event?
(57:21):
And I've never been to your event, and I tell
all my friends that I like it, and I was like, Okay,
I guess there's some level of support and being like
this is my favorite party having me here that.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Your party is the party.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Oh, thank you so much. And from the nominators party
in La by who I don't know, some magazine can't member.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
You should go sometime. You can, in fact go this Friday.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
She's out of town town Way Gay Tour.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Also met Paul and I have a podcast co hosts
together called Sloppy Seconds that comes out twice a week.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
And we're at a time. Thank you guys so much,
just kidding, and then you I've been on. Start start
with the ros Hernandez. Start with.
Speaker 4 (58:07):
Episode. We have a great time. We love to chat.
We talk about cam a lot and wild and crazy
sex story well Kamala cons.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
O a lot, oh Camelot. I'm super into the nights
of the Round Table.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
So yeah, our show can be found everywhere called Sloppy Seconds.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
And I have music on the internet and yeah, you
can follow them at Big Dipper Jelly on Instagram. Thanks
Roz or go to a sex party.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Teeing that up. Drain your nut dot com.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Oh yeah, you have a sex party too, right, lib?
Speaker 2 (58:40):
Hey, lib, he would probably go he'd like it.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Oh honey, he put on those sparkle shoes. You know what,
he probably stole Old Janet's shoes or Monica's shoes.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Did you know that that Lebret is a haunted? What
he's honted?
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Why does he not in like a lead case?
Speaker 1 (58:57):
Now? Well he speaks, pull his little key. No, no,
you just have to listen. He's very faint. Listen, tune in.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
You got me so good on that one.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Thank you, Big Dipper and meat Ball. Those two got
to love them. I know I love you, and I'm
very grateful that you listen to this podcast, and thank
you for telling everyone you know about it and following
(59:36):
us on Instagram and all of those wonderful things you do.
I love you all, both living and dead. But if
I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me
came back. This has been an exactly right production. Want
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to share your paranormal experience on the podcast? I read
stories out loud and sometimes I'll even call you. So
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You can send a DM or voice message to the
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My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
is the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and
sound designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker
(01:00:40):
is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. My theme music is by
the spine Hilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Vanessa Lilac, Photography by the Terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
by the hill Karen Kilgareth, the Spooky Georgia Hart Start
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