April 1, 2021 • 23 mins
Part 2 with James Lafferty and Stephen Colletti. This time its all fun and games with TWO playoffs and a penalty box!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From my arm Radio Common Enemy contendum with TV If
They Pal Podcast Pal, Hey Pal with Jared and Davon. Alright, guys,
we're back with part two of our interview with the
great James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI stars of everyone is
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doing great. Let's check it out. I wanted to ask you, guys,
if you had the number one pick in the draft, okay,
of any guest star that you wanted on the show.
Number one pick in the draft, However, the catches. It's
not an actor. You need an athlete to come in
and deliver a scene. Who are each of your number
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one pick in the draft to come in and deliver
a scene doesn't have to be an active athlete. No, no,
there's no rule. There's no rules here at Hey Pal,
James Lafferty, no rules. You can wheel someone in. If
you can, you can wheel someone. I think I think
I'm Realiam Peyton Manning man Okay, oh, by the way,
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he thought. I thought Peyton Manning had incredible comedic timing.
It's it's amazing, you know what I mean. Didn't they
put him on SNL or something like that. He can
do it? Yeah, he got that. Peyton's places show on
ESPN Plus and his commercials, his commercials with Brad Paisley,
there and so and so and so, James, if if
if Peyton Manning is is boom, He's in everyone's doing great?
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Who what is what? Who is he playing opposite of?
We gotta put him opposite an actor? Who are you
putting him opposite of? I'll leave that to Stephen. Stephen,
you know I can't cast the whole show myself. Know
your roles, You know your roles, Your roles? Baby, oh man.
I feel like Peyton would would be good playing Jeremy's father,
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playing your character's father, James, like it, put him in
his place. I feel like Peyton would be this, you know,
buttoned up, very successful, kind of like set Jeremy on
the path correctly early on. Yeah, and then Jeremy just
got off the path, became a knuckle head, entitled, and
so his dad's there to set him straight and just
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call him out his ship. I love it, man, We
got a storyline for you and everything. Yeah, we should.
That would be awesome. We should facilitate this. We can
make that happen, Dave, make that, Dave. We can make
this happen. We can let's get Peyton. Can we get
can we just get like some sort of shout out
if if we make this happen at the hay Pell podcast.
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Are you an Eagles fan? By the way, die Hard,
look at this is Philly versus everybody. I'm not gonna listen.
I'm not gonna listen to you that. Hang on, hang on,
look at this. I got the blink, which, by the way,
it's funny because I met Eli last year at the
Super Bowl. Eli Manning and uh, we hit it off.
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We're having a great conversation, and and Peyton came over,
and Peyton and I have met a few times, and
Eli is like, dude, I really like you. And then
someone goes, dude, I like your soup. I had a
green suit on and I opened the suit. I go really,
I opened it and it's all lined with the Philadelphia
Eagles and was piste with Eagles and batteries. Yeah, yes,
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just in case. Um, all right, Dave, Well, I think
I think we've made it. Towards the end of the
show for the playoffs, I mean, let's go into the
play Let's okay, look, guys, so we do this thing.
This segment at the end of the show where we
make it into the playoffs. Kyle, Kyle wants me to
talk to him for a second. Hold on, yes, Kyle, Yeah,
I know, I know what. We still have made it
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to the end of the show for the playoffs. Okay, no,
we can just do all that post no matter right, Yeah,
we're still gonna do a penalty box on that. What's
up Stephen by here? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, we actually
what we did and to your to your concern is
we actually so we only usually make one playoffs, but
what we've decided to do is we've made two playoffs
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and then we can match up the winners against each
other for James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI so we will
go um with we will go with you, Mr James Lafferty. First,
you've made it to the Haypal playoffs. Um, what I
think was so great about? Um? Everyone is doing great.
Dave and I were calling each other, We're like, man,
the one liners in this show are just epic, and
(04:20):
yeah they really are. They're just awesome. I mean, James,
you have this great thing, but I love comic Con
and you say you whispered. It just made me laugh
so much. But I love comic Con, and you know
you also have that thing um where where the guy
says have you ever blown glass? And you just like
immediately like no, and then all of a sudden you're like, wait, what,
which is awesome? Stephen. I'm sure you know you've been
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through the press tour and I'm sure everybody is just
freaking out about your whole voicemail monologue type thing in
the car. I mean it is. It is so awesome,
you know, to see you do that, and then all
of a sudden you're like, you know, fuck you bead,
You're wait, no, no, no, don't send that. Don't send that.
Well that's incredible, And just the physical comedy of course
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with with your with your pillow is just I mean
just comic genius right there. Yes, So are all right guys?
You heard it here first, you know letting So anyways, again,
I urge you, if you have not watched the series,
go watch it. But this is our playoffs. Since we
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love your one liners, we made the playoffs with the
most famous one liners. We had the fans email call
in and they made the ranking. So James Lafferty, we're
gonna give it to you first. We've got the one
seed verse the eighth seed. The one seed is, may
the Force be with you verse the eighth seed. There's
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no crying in baseball. James Lafferty, who is advancing the
one seed or the eighth seed? Oh man, I would
love to serve up an upset right here. But I
mean I'm a I'm a star warsner, and so with you.
Well that's why they you know, the fans spoke they're
the number one seed. So we will just pulls on
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the heartstrings to It's hard to ever go against the force,
right all right, It's like it's just like made the
Fourth be with you? Is It's very memorable. It's we
got made the fourth, you know. It's just it's just yeah, yeah,
it makes sense. A bunch a lot of iterations of
that line. Yes, um, alright, number two seed we have, Frankly,
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my dear, I don't give a damn. And the number
seven seed will we have. I'll have what she's having.
I gotta go classic here. The two seeds going to advance? Okay,
oh wow, right wing consistent. We got a two seeds,
all right, they help they held court. Okay, back to you, Lafferty.
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The number three seed is there's no place like home
verse the six seed you can't handle the truth? Who
is advancing? Mr James Lafferty The sixth seed is advancing.
Oh oh, we've got an upset all right, only because
the Wizard of Oz absolutely terrified me as a child.
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I tried every time I watched it. All right, Number
four seed, this one's tough. The four and five, number
four seed, you had me at Hello? And uh Stephen,
the number five seed. I'll be back. Oh man, both good,
but I mean to shed a tear at like eleven
years old, who had me at Hello? Tom Cruise like, no,
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that's not ciborgers that that scene is burned in my memory.
So I'm gonna go for the emotional one over the
bad aspect. By the way, Dave, that's all you. Oh,
that's all because remember some of the nominees were showing
me the money from the same movie, and Dave was like,
Dave literally was like, you had me at Hello, has
to make it over, show me the money because I mean,
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the human head weighs twelve pounds would beat everybody butt.
That is true. Okay, So now we're down to the
final four. We're back to you James, we've got the
one seed versus the six seed. We already know you
love it, so we think we know what's gonna hold court.
But we gotta play the game. That's what we do
here to Hey, pal, we gotta get on the court
and we've we gotta play the game. So we've got
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the one seed. May the Force be with you versus
the sixth seed. You can't handle the truth, James Lafferty,
who's advancing to the finals? Wait? Sorry, what were the
options again? May the May the Force be with you
verse the six seed? You can't handle the truth? Oh geez, Okay,
I can't believe I'm gonna I can't believe I'm going
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to vote against Wow. Oh my gosh, May the Force
be with you. But that line, you can't handle the truth.
I mean, it's just the way it's delivered, the intensity.
Do you want Dave? Do you want Dave to to
do his best reenactment right now of that one line?
I say we vote yes, vote yes for that. All right?
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You can't handle the truth? Whoa da? Here's the argument
for that line. This is why it goes through. That's
an iconic line. Is it said, once force with you?
Is repeated, almost like a greeting at this point, David,
one game. Here we have our we have our first
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sixth seed that has made the finals. And that's why
we go play. I mean, that's let's play the game.
That's why we play the game. All right, Stephen, we
have the number two seed. Frankly, my dear, I don't
give a damn against the number four seed again pulling
on those hard strings you had me at hello. Oh man,
this is this is tough, but I gotta go with
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the four seed. Wow, another upset. So let's do this
finals before class playoffs and then we can put them
in the penalty box. Okay, boys, uh so for the finals.
Right here, we have got the sixth seed. You can't
handle the truth? Verse the fourth seed you had me
at hello. So they have made their way through the
road games. They were the underdog. They made it to
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the finals. Who is winning this this finals? There? You
can't handle the truth and you had me at hello?
How do you how does this? How does this game
get one? With two um two people deciding? Well, you
know what, we've never done it with two people, so
I think we're gonna find out in real time. Yeah,
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we are going to gidge out to Orange County and
wrestle Stephen for leg wrestle in the middle of the street.
We'll take we'll take to the Twitter and we'll let
everyone know where you guys are, and well we'll set
up a whole thing. Um. I think, uh, I think
you guys just you know, go ahead and pick and
we'll get to the other finals that we're gonna do
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to two guests to finals. It's all good, no rules
here at Apel. I'm gonna say, I think more people
will know you can't handle the truth. So I'm gonna
go with that. I'm gonna go with a popular vote
here because I went sentimental. I got all the way
to the finals if you had me at Hello, So
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you can't handle the truth.
I think that's probably repeated more than the other one. Okay,
I love it. I love it. Okay, you agree, James,
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I agree. Well, there you go. You got you guys,
don't have you guys, don't have to let you can't
handle the truth. You can't handle the truth, don't go anywhere. Hey,
Pam will be right back after a word. For our sponsors.
I think we do duos because there's duos. But before
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we do that, we're gonna put you in the time
out penalty box. Can ask you, guys, a series of questions.
You just answer the first thing that comes to mind. Um, Stephen, recently,
you've gotten a lot of attention for a comment about
your kissing prowess when you were on Laguna Beach. How
do you feel that about that attention? First of all,
said a good thing or a bad thing? I don't
kiss until man good good. You can't handle the truth?
(11:49):
Had Um? All right, So James, who do you think
is the better kiss? Or you were Stephen? That's what
we were getting at, see to say yourself and move on? Well,
probably Stephen because he's just famous for it, isn't he
fair enough? That is super fair? Fair enough? Okay, this
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is a question that you have to put yourself in
your in your mom's shoes. Do you think that y'all's
mom's is going to pick? They have to pick one
or the other one tree Hill or everyone is doing great.
They have to cut one. They have to keep one. James,
Who's who's mama keeping and who's she cutting? I think
she's keeping everyone is doing great because she um actually
helped us on set um while we were shooting. Nice.
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I love it, Stephen. Yeah, I was really afraid, just
because there's some dark stuff in there that my mom
was not gonna like. Everyone's doing great, and she loved it.
I was like, wait, what, well, So I am shocked
to be saying everyone is doing great? Wow? Okay, who
is the better beer pod player? Probably Stephen. I'm so
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drunk by the time I get to the beer Pod,
I don't know how good I am at it. I
get very competitive. Uh so I get into the game
and I have to perform well. Okay, so I yeah.
And and as masters of Craft Services, what is your
go to fast food? You guys? Yeah, it's just it's
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just too I almost feel like it doesn't even count
as fast food, but it is fast food. So um okay,
So guys, so normally we do. We we have one
more playoffs. Don't worry, we can add all this stuff.
Are you guys good for like five more minutes? Or
does anybody need to go? I always like to is
you're okay? Okay? Cool? Okay? So we've just they've they've
gotten out of the penalty. You guys are back on
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the ice. You're back on the ice. Okay, You're back
in the game. So we we this is the first
time we've ever done this at the Hey Pal Show.
We're going to do a second playoffs because we've got
I mean, we've got two guests and they're a dynamic
to a dynamic and we think you are such a
dynamic duo that it got Dave and I thinking, and
we put out there and let the fans decide. Fan
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and we got the fans this side the one through
a seed dynamic duos, and we're gonna let you guys
decide who makes it to the finals here. Okay, we
are we are obviously excluding. We always exclude the guests. Um,
so we make it a fair fight, in a fair battle.
We have got the one seed. Oh and by the way, guys,
what I'm doing here is duo's okay. Um. Obviously that
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have been together, they have left and separated and gone
their own ways, and then they came back together in
the re team, just like James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI
have done. They were together on one Tree Hill. One
Tree Hill ended, they went their separate ways, but yet
they found themselves back together years later now with this
monster monster of a hit on Hulu. Everyone is doing great.
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So that is what the theme here is, guys in
this playoffs. So we've got the one seed, Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet. Okay, they came in at the number
one seed. They had Titanic and came back for Revolutionary
Road Verse the eighth seed Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
who obviously haven't Oscar under their belt and all that.
But I will let you guys. I will let you
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guys decide who advances there when did Matt? Did Matt?
And then get back to They've done a couple of things.
They got back and did Dogma. Um, yeah, so they
did they did a goodwill hunting and then they came
back into Dogma and they've done you know, they've they've
had like cameos and a couple of other things like
Chasing Amy Ben Affleck was the lead of and Matt
Damon at a little cameo and that stuff like that. Yeah,
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I'm gonna say Leo, Leo and Kate Winslet because they
came back together and yeah, I mean they fully committed
for coming back together Revolutionary revel. It wasn't it wasn't
like a little cameo here there something. It wasn't like
a fun little pop And it was like they they
went in, they put both feet to the fire and
went for it. So the story, I agree, I agree,
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all right. Number two seed, we have Meg Ryan and
Tom Hanks. Wow, I worked together multiple times sleepless in Seattle.
You've got mail versus this great duo. Number seven seed,
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. Wilson, Ben Stiller. I mean,
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they've just yeah, I've got so many laughs to think
from those two. But um yeah, you go against Hak
there Hanks and uh and Meg Ryan definitely classic. But
um yeah, just for the human aspects, I gotta go
the other way. Okay, I agree, that's that's fair. Okay.
Now we got the three seed versus the six seed.
We've got Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson verse the sixth
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seed of Will Farrell and John c Riley. That's unfair.
Playoffs right now, James Lofferty wants in the playoffs. I'm
with you. Yeah, Okay. They just blew the other team
out by about seventy point. The Championship. I hope, I
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hope McConaughey or Kate Hudson is not listening. They just
got blown out. But they will re huddle. They'll re huddle,
they'll do another movie together, and they'll press you don't
do a comedy. They'll come back. They'll come back strong. Okay, um, okay.
So now we got the four and five seed left. Alright,
So we have the four seed, which I mean, this
is a suave duo Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Well,
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I mean it reminds me of James Lafferty does. That's
why why I made that comment, very very swab duo.
So Brad Pitt and George Clooney and we have Oh,
this is a tough one at number five, Drew Barrymore
and Adam Sandler. What are the this is? This is
a I guess this isn't that tough for me. I'm
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a big fan of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler's home
all right, you know what I mean. I mean, I'm
a big fan of George Clooney and and Brad Pitt together.
But they went they all the time. They're like Tom
Brady and I don't think I agree so so so
Now the big question is which movie Boys is better
that Barrymore and Sandler did. Is it Wedding Singer or
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is it Fifty First Dates? Man? I had the set
soundtrack to Wedding Singer for a while growing up, and
that was I just feel like the first one. Yeah,
both good, but like Wedding Singer was pretty impactful in
the youth there, so for me, it's Wedding. They both go, Okay,
so we've got we're now down to our final four
where we've got the one seed. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate
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Winslett is going to, oh wow, this is this is over?
Is it should honestly should we just end it? Okay? Alright?
J wait, James Lafferty, do you agree with Stephen Cluttie?
You know what, it's over. It's over. First, we have
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to talk about this, the which of their movies is
the best one? Yeah, let's at least get that from
you boys, stepbrothers, step brothers. I mean, do you like guacamole?
It's that might be one of the greatest cool to
talk about, the most one liners in one film. And
and if you guys haven't seen the DVD at show
as the special features on that thing. Those guys just
like open up the role and just continue dish a
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whole another movie at last. You have to. So, so, guys, Dave,
I think this is what we make our mission. We'll
have Kyle Tequila, our producer, put it in the notes
and make it our priority that we go get Will
Ferrell John c Riley to guest star on everyone is
doing great. Let's make it Peyton Manning. Okay, so we
got Peyton Manning and and John c Riley or that
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one is extremely realistic to me. The Peyton Manning opportunities
very realistic to me. If you, if you think I'm
gonna I think I can facilitate that. The other one
not so much exactly if you. If you do this
for our pals, they will then be our our pals
for life. So I think we should do this. Although
I would love to see a beer pond scene between
you guys versus Will Farrell and John c Riley. That
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is so true. Um, well, listen, guys, I appreciate you
taking our call. I appreciate you coming on the show. Um,
it is just so awesome to be able to talk
to you guys. You know how much I love you guys,
and and just keep keep doing what you're doing. And uh,
I hope everybody at the hay Pal podcast and everybody
that listens goes and watches the show, and I hope
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that everybody is eager as as I am for a
season two for you guys, because I mean, just just
kudos on everything. It was so awesome to have you guys,
and thank you for being on this show. Yeah, congratulations, guys,
it's awesome. Thank you guys for having enough to really
appreciate it. All right, boys, thank you Dynamic Duo. I mean,
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what can you say, Batman, Robin COLLETTI Lafferty, Dynamic du
Jordan Pippen, Yeah, or Cronk and Katie and Harden? You
know exactly how well do you think Katie and Harden
will do? By the way, I think it's gonna be interesting.
I think Kyrie is the X factor in that equation,
which is is a third person. So, um, what do
you would make your predictions? Now? How far does Brooklyn
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make it? They probably they probably get to the Eastern
Conference finals? Okay, that's fair. Yeah, and make your predictions
on our guests that we just had Everyone's doing great?
Are they getting a second season? They're getting a second season? Now,
how how long? Knowing that One Tree Hill went nine years,
which we didn't even get into that with James, you know,
being a part of something for nine years, I mean,
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holy cow. But hopefully we'll have James Lafferty back on
the show. Hopefully we'll have Stephen Colletti back on the show.
But but knowing that went nine years, Dave, how long
do you think after watching the first eight episodes and
seeing this for season, how long do you think the
lifespan of this show is? Well? I think it depends
on their character arc that they've created. They probably have
an idea already, and we were smart enough to ask
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them that question. We're definitely not smart enough, but they
probably have an idea already of how how they want
this to kind of unfold. But just give me your prediction,
just call right now. You might be wrong, You're probably wrong,
You're always I mean, look Cobra Kai on Netflix. Three
seasons and going strong, people waiting for a fourth asked
about everyone is doing great? I would say I would
(21:55):
say three seasons. You're only it's only gonna go three seasons.
For the whole arc and because I think are gonna
want to do other other problem. Okay, three seasons is good,
Yeah it is. It's really good. So hopefully we'll have
the boys back on. We want to thank the boys
again for doing it. We've got some amazing guests coming up.
I mean amazing. We've got J. J. Watt coming up.
We've got so Deschanel coming up. We've got I mean
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it's endless, right, yeah, we got future Hall of Famers
CC Sabathia CTH. So we did another episode. We did,
there we go. How do we ever sit next to
each other for this long? I don't know the music? Kyle,
get us out of here. I pray a lot. Sant
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From my arm Radio Common Enemy contendum with TV If
They Pal Podcast Pal, Hey Pal with Jared and Davon. Alright, guys,
we're back with part two of our interview with the
great James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI stars of everyone is
(00:22):
doing great. Let's check it out. I wanted to ask you, guys,
if you had the number one pick in the draft, okay,
of any guest star that you wanted on the show.
Number one pick in the draft, However, the catches. It's
not an actor. You need an athlete to come in
and deliver a scene. Who are each of your number
(00:43):
one pick in the draft to come in and deliver
a scene doesn't have to be an active athlete. No, no,
there's no rule. There's no rules here at Hey Pal,
James Lafferty, no rules. You can wheel someone in. If
you can, you can wheel someone. I think I think
I'm Realiam Peyton Manning man Okay, oh, by the way,
(01:07):
he thought. I thought Peyton Manning had incredible comedic timing.
It's it's amazing, you know what I mean. Didn't they
put him on SNL or something like that. He can
do it? Yeah, he got that. Peyton's places show on
ESPN Plus and his commercials, his commercials with Brad Paisley,
there and so and so and so, James, if if
if Peyton Manning is is boom, He's in everyone's doing great?
(01:29):
Who what is what? Who is he playing opposite of?
We gotta put him opposite an actor? Who are you
putting him opposite of? I'll leave that to Stephen. Stephen,
you know I can't cast the whole show myself. Know
your roles, You know your roles, Your roles? Baby, oh man.
I feel like Peyton would would be good playing Jeremy's father,
(01:49):
playing your character's father, James, like it, put him in
his place. I feel like Peyton would be this, you know,
buttoned up, very successful, kind of like set Jeremy on
the path correctly early on. Yeah, and then Jeremy just
got off the path, became a knuckle head, entitled, and
so his dad's there to set him straight and just
(02:10):
call him out his ship. I love it, man, We
got a storyline for you and everything. Yeah, we should.
That would be awesome. We should facilitate this. We can
make that happen, Dave, make that, Dave. We can make
this happen. We can let's get Peyton. Can we get
can we just get like some sort of shout out
if if we make this happen at the hay Pell podcast.
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Are you an Eagles fan? By the way, die Hard,
look at this is Philly versus everybody. I'm not gonna listen.
I'm not gonna listen to you that. Hang on, hang on,
look at this. I got the blink, which, by the way,
it's funny because I met Eli last year at the
Super Bowl. Eli Manning and uh, we hit it off.
(02:51):
We're having a great conversation, and and Peyton came over,
and Peyton and I have met a few times, and
Eli is like, dude, I really like you. And then
someone goes, dude, I like your soup. I had a
green suit on and I opened the suit. I go really,
I opened it and it's all lined with the Philadelphia
Eagles and was piste with Eagles and batteries. Yeah, yes,
(03:15):
just in case. Um, all right, Dave, Well, I think
I think we've made it. Towards the end of the
show for the playoffs, I mean, let's go into the
play Let's okay, look, guys, so we do this thing.
This segment at the end of the show where we
make it into the playoffs. Kyle, Kyle wants me to
talk to him for a second. Hold on, yes, Kyle, Yeah,
I know, I know what. We still have made it
(03:36):
to the end of the show for the playoffs. Okay, no,
we can just do all that post no matter right, Yeah,
we're still gonna do a penalty box on that. What's
up Stephen by here? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, we actually
what we did and to your to your concern is
we actually so we only usually make one playoffs, but
what we've decided to do is we've made two playoffs
(03:59):
and then we can match up the winners against each
other for James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI so we will
go um with we will go with you, Mr James Lafferty. First,
you've made it to the Haypal playoffs. Um, what I
think was so great about? Um? Everyone is doing great.
Dave and I were calling each other, We're like, man,
the one liners in this show are just epic, and
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yeah they really are. They're just awesome. I mean, James,
you have this great thing, but I love comic Con
and you say you whispered. It just made me laugh
so much. But I love comic Con, and you know
you also have that thing um where where the guy
says have you ever blown glass? And you just like
immediately like no, and then all of a sudden you're like, wait, what,
which is awesome? Stephen. I'm sure you know you've been
(04:41):
through the press tour and I'm sure everybody is just
freaking out about your whole voicemail monologue type thing in
the car. I mean it is. It is so awesome,
you know, to see you do that, and then all
of a sudden you're like, you know, fuck you bead,
You're wait, no, no, no, don't send that. Don't send that.
Well that's incredible, And just the physical comedy of course
(05:01):
with with your with your pillow is just I mean
just comic genius right there. Yes, So are all right guys?
You heard it here first, you know letting So anyways, again,
I urge you, if you have not watched the series,
go watch it. But this is our playoffs. Since we
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love your one liners, we made the playoffs with the
most famous one liners. We had the fans email call
in and they made the ranking. So James Lafferty, we're
gonna give it to you first. We've got the one
seed verse the eighth seed. The one seed is, may
the Force be with you verse the eighth seed. There's
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no crying in baseball. James Lafferty, who is advancing the
one seed or the eighth seed? Oh man, I would
love to serve up an upset right here. But I
mean I'm a I'm a star warsner, and so with you.
Well that's why they you know, the fans spoke they're
the number one seed. So we will just pulls on
(06:03):
the heartstrings to It's hard to ever go against the force,
right all right, It's like it's just like made the
Fourth be with you? Is It's very memorable. It's we
got made the fourth, you know. It's just it's just yeah, yeah,
it makes sense. A bunch a lot of iterations of
that line. Yes, um, alright, number two seed we have, Frankly,
(06:24):
my dear, I don't give a damn. And the number
seven seed will we have. I'll have what she's having.
I gotta go classic here. The two seeds going to advance? Okay,
oh wow, right wing consistent. We got a two seeds,
all right, they help they held court. Okay, back to you, Lafferty.
(06:45):
The number three seed is there's no place like home
verse the six seed you can't handle the truth? Who
is advancing? Mr James Lafferty The sixth seed is advancing.
Oh oh, we've got an upset all right, only because
the Wizard of Oz absolutely terrified me as a child.
(07:09):
I tried every time I watched it. All right, Number
four seed, this one's tough. The four and five, number
four seed, you had me at Hello? And uh Stephen,
the number five seed. I'll be back. Oh man, both good,
but I mean to shed a tear at like eleven
years old, who had me at Hello? Tom Cruise like, no,
(07:31):
that's not ciborgers that that scene is burned in my memory.
So I'm gonna go for the emotional one over the
bad aspect. By the way, Dave, that's all you. Oh,
that's all because remember some of the nominees were showing
me the money from the same movie, and Dave was like,
Dave literally was like, you had me at Hello, has
to make it over, show me the money because I mean,
(07:53):
the human head weighs twelve pounds would beat everybody butt.
That is true. Okay, So now we're down to the
final four. We're back to you James, we've got the
one seed versus the six seed. We already know you
love it, so we think we know what's gonna hold court.
But we gotta play the game. That's what we do
here to Hey, pal, we gotta get on the court
and we've we gotta play the game. So we've got
(08:14):
the one seed. May the Force be with you versus
the sixth seed. You can't handle the truth, James Lafferty,
who's advancing to the finals? Wait? Sorry, what were the
options again? May the May the Force be with you
verse the six seed? You can't handle the truth? Oh geez, Okay,
I can't believe I'm gonna I can't believe I'm going
(08:35):
to vote against Wow. Oh my gosh, May the Force
be with you. But that line, you can't handle the truth.
I mean, it's just the way it's delivered, the intensity.
Do you want Dave? Do you want Dave to to
do his best reenactment right now of that one line?
I say we vote yes, vote yes for that. All right?
(08:56):
You can't handle the truth? Whoa da? Here's the argument
for that line. This is why it goes through. That's
an iconic line. Is it said, once force with you?
Is repeated, almost like a greeting at this point, David,
one game. Here we have our we have our first
(09:17):
sixth seed that has made the finals. And that's why
we go play. I mean, that's let's play the game.
That's why we play the game. All right, Stephen, we
have the number two seed. Frankly, my dear, I don't
give a damn against the number four seed again pulling
on those hard strings you had me at hello. Oh man,
this is this is tough, but I gotta go with
(09:38):
the four seed. Wow, another upset. So let's do this
finals before class playoffs and then we can put them
in the penalty box. Okay, boys, uh so for the finals.
Right here, we have got the sixth seed. You can't
handle the truth? Verse the fourth seed you had me
at hello. So they have made their way through the
road games. They were the underdog. They made it to
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the finals. Who is winning this this finals? There? You
can't handle the truth and you had me at hello?
How do you how does this? How does this game
get one? With two um two people deciding? Well, you
know what, we've never done it with two people, so
I think we're gonna find out in real time. Yeah,
(10:21):
we are going to gidge out to Orange County and
wrestle Stephen for leg wrestle in the middle of the street.
We'll take we'll take to the Twitter and we'll let
everyone know where you guys are, and well we'll set
up a whole thing. Um. I think, uh, I think
you guys just you know, go ahead and pick and
we'll get to the other finals that we're gonna do
(10:41):
to two guests to finals. It's all good, no rules
here at Apel. I'm gonna say, I think more people
will know you can't handle the truth. So I'm gonna
go with that. I'm gonna go with a popular vote
here because I went sentimental. I got all the way
to the finals if you had me at Hello, So
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you can't handle the truth.
I think that's probably repeated more than the other one. Okay,
I love it. I love it. Okay, you agree, James,
(11:04):
I agree. Well, there you go. You got you guys,
don't have you guys, don't have to let you can't
handle the truth. You can't handle the truth, don't go anywhere. Hey,
Pam will be right back after a word. For our sponsors.
I think we do duos because there's duos. But before
(11:25):
we do that, we're gonna put you in the time
out penalty box. Can ask you, guys, a series of questions.
You just answer the first thing that comes to mind. Um, Stephen, recently,
you've gotten a lot of attention for a comment about
your kissing prowess when you were on Laguna Beach. How
do you feel that about that attention? First of all,
said a good thing or a bad thing? I don't
kiss until man good good. You can't handle the truth?
(11:49):
Had Um? All right, So James, who do you think
is the better kiss? Or you were Stephen? That's what
we were getting at, see to say yourself and move on? Well,
probably Stephen because he's just famous for it, isn't he
fair enough? That is super fair? Fair enough? Okay, this
(12:10):
is a question that you have to put yourself in
your in your mom's shoes. Do you think that y'all's
mom's is going to pick? They have to pick one
or the other one tree Hill or everyone is doing great.
They have to cut one. They have to keep one. James,
Who's who's mama keeping and who's she cutting? I think
she's keeping everyone is doing great because she um actually
helped us on set um while we were shooting. Nice.
(12:32):
I love it, Stephen. Yeah, I was really afraid, just
because there's some dark stuff in there that my mom
was not gonna like. Everyone's doing great, and she loved it.
I was like, wait, what, well, So I am shocked
to be saying everyone is doing great? Wow? Okay, who
is the better beer pod player? Probably Stephen. I'm so
(12:54):
drunk by the time I get to the beer Pod,
I don't know how good I am at it. I
get very competitive. Uh so I get into the game
and I have to perform well. Okay, so I yeah.
And and as masters of Craft Services, what is your
go to fast food? You guys? Yeah, it's just it's
(13:16):
just too I almost feel like it doesn't even count
as fast food, but it is fast food. So um okay,
So guys, so normally we do. We we have one
more playoffs. Don't worry, we can add all this stuff.
Are you guys good for like five more minutes? Or
does anybody need to go? I always like to is
you're okay? Okay? Cool? Okay? So we've just they've they've
gotten out of the penalty. You guys are back on
(13:38):
the ice. You're back on the ice. Okay, You're back
in the game. So we we this is the first
time we've ever done this at the Hey Pal Show.
We're going to do a second playoffs because we've got
I mean, we've got two guests and they're a dynamic
to a dynamic and we think you are such a
dynamic duo that it got Dave and I thinking, and
we put out there and let the fans decide. Fan
(14:00):
and we got the fans this side the one through
a seed dynamic duos, and we're gonna let you guys
decide who makes it to the finals here. Okay, we
are we are obviously excluding. We always exclude the guests. Um,
so we make it a fair fight, in a fair battle.
We have got the one seed. Oh and by the way, guys,
what I'm doing here is duo's okay. Um. Obviously that
(14:22):
have been together, they have left and separated and gone
their own ways, and then they came back together in
the re team, just like James Lafferty and Stephen COLLETTI
have done. They were together on one Tree Hill. One
Tree Hill ended, they went their separate ways, but yet
they found themselves back together years later now with this
monster monster of a hit on Hulu. Everyone is doing great.
(14:42):
So that is what the theme here is, guys in
this playoffs. So we've got the one seed, Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet. Okay, they came in at the number
one seed. They had Titanic and came back for Revolutionary
Road Verse the eighth seed Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
who obviously haven't Oscar under their belt and all that.
But I will let you guys. I will let you
(15:03):
guys decide who advances there when did Matt? Did Matt?
And then get back to They've done a couple of things.
They got back and did Dogma. Um, yeah, so they
did they did a goodwill hunting and then they came
back into Dogma and they've done you know, they've they've
had like cameos and a couple of other things like
Chasing Amy Ben Affleck was the lead of and Matt
Damon at a little cameo and that stuff like that. Yeah,
(15:26):
I'm gonna say Leo, Leo and Kate Winslet because they
came back together and yeah, I mean they fully committed
for coming back together Revolutionary revel. It wasn't it wasn't
like a little cameo here there something. It wasn't like
a fun little pop And it was like they they
went in, they put both feet to the fire and
went for it. So the story, I agree, I agree,
(15:50):
all right. Number two seed, we have Meg Ryan and
Tom Hanks. Wow, I worked together multiple times sleepless in Seattle.
You've got mail versus this great duo. Number seven seed,
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. Wilson, Ben Stiller. I mean,
(16:11):
they've just yeah, I've got so many laughs to think
from those two. But um yeah, you go against Hak
there Hanks and uh and Meg Ryan definitely classic. But
um yeah, just for the human aspects, I gotta go
the other way. Okay, I agree, that's that's fair. Okay.
Now we got the three seed versus the six seed.
We've got Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson verse the sixth
(16:35):
seed of Will Farrell and John c Riley. That's unfair.
Playoffs right now, James Lofferty wants in the playoffs. I'm
with you. Yeah, Okay. They just blew the other team
out by about seventy point. The Championship. I hope, I
(16:56):
hope McConaughey or Kate Hudson is not listening. They just
got blown out. But they will re huddle. They'll re huddle,
they'll do another movie together, and they'll press you don't
do a comedy. They'll come back. They'll come back strong. Okay, um, okay.
So now we got the four and five seed left. Alright,
So we have the four seed, which I mean, this
is a suave duo Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Well,
(17:18):
I mean it reminds me of James Lafferty does. That's
why why I made that comment, very very swab duo.
So Brad Pitt and George Clooney and we have Oh,
this is a tough one at number five, Drew Barrymore
and Adam Sandler. What are the this is? This is
a I guess this isn't that tough for me. I'm
(17:38):
a big fan of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler's home
all right, you know what I mean. I mean, I'm
a big fan of George Clooney and and Brad Pitt together.
But they went they all the time. They're like Tom
Brady and I don't think I agree so so so
Now the big question is which movie Boys is better
that Barrymore and Sandler did. Is it Wedding Singer or
(18:01):
is it Fifty First Dates? Man? I had the set
soundtrack to Wedding Singer for a while growing up, and
that was I just feel like the first one. Yeah,
both good, but like Wedding Singer was pretty impactful in
the youth there, so for me, it's Wedding. They both go, Okay,
so we've got we're now down to our final four
where we've got the one seed. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate
(18:22):
Winslett is going to, oh wow, this is this is over?
Is it should honestly should we just end it? Okay? Alright?
J wait, James Lafferty, do you agree with Stephen Cluttie?
You know what, it's over. It's over. First, we have
(18:43):
to talk about this, the which of their movies is
the best one? Yeah, let's at least get that from
you boys, stepbrothers, step brothers. I mean, do you like guacamole?
It's that might be one of the greatest cool to
talk about, the most one liners in one film. And
and if you guys haven't seen the DVD at show
as the special features on that thing. Those guys just
like open up the role and just continue dish a
(19:05):
whole another movie at last. You have to. So, so, guys, Dave,
I think this is what we make our mission. We'll
have Kyle Tequila, our producer, put it in the notes
and make it our priority that we go get Will
Ferrell John c Riley to guest star on everyone is
doing great. Let's make it Peyton Manning. Okay, so we
got Peyton Manning and and John c Riley or that
(19:27):
one is extremely realistic to me. The Peyton Manning opportunities
very realistic to me. If you, if you think I'm
gonna I think I can facilitate that. The other one
not so much exactly if you. If you do this
for our pals, they will then be our our pals
for life. So I think we should do this. Although
I would love to see a beer pond scene between
you guys versus Will Farrell and John c Riley. That
(19:51):
is so true. Um, well, listen, guys, I appreciate you
taking our call. I appreciate you coming on the show. Um,
it is just so awesome to be able to talk
to you guys. You know how much I love you guys,
and and just keep keep doing what you're doing. And uh,
I hope everybody at the hay Pal podcast and everybody
that listens goes and watches the show, and I hope
(20:12):
that everybody is eager as as I am for a
season two for you guys, because I mean, just just
kudos on everything. It was so awesome to have you guys,
and thank you for being on this show. Yeah, congratulations, guys,
it's awesome. Thank you guys for having enough to really
appreciate it. All right, boys, thank you Dynamic Duo. I mean,
(20:32):
what can you say, Batman, Robin COLLETTI Lafferty, Dynamic du
Jordan Pippen, Yeah, or Cronk and Katie and Harden? You
know exactly how well do you think Katie and Harden
will do? By the way, I think it's gonna be interesting.
I think Kyrie is the X factor in that equation,
which is is a third person. So, um, what do
you would make your predictions? Now? How far does Brooklyn
(20:53):
make it? They probably they probably get to the Eastern
Conference finals? Okay, that's fair. Yeah, and make your predictions
on our guests that we just had Everyone's doing great?
Are they getting a second season? They're getting a second season? Now,
how how long? Knowing that One Tree Hill went nine years,
which we didn't even get into that with James, you know,
being a part of something for nine years, I mean,
(21:14):
holy cow. But hopefully we'll have James Lafferty back on
the show. Hopefully we'll have Stephen Colletti back on the show.
But but knowing that went nine years, Dave, how long
do you think after watching the first eight episodes and
seeing this for season, how long do you think the
lifespan of this show is? Well? I think it depends
on their character arc that they've created. They probably have
an idea already, and we were smart enough to ask
(21:34):
them that question. We're definitely not smart enough, but they
probably have an idea already of how how they want
this to kind of unfold. But just give me your prediction,
just call right now. You might be wrong, You're probably wrong,
You're always I mean, look Cobra Kai on Netflix. Three
seasons and going strong, people waiting for a fourth asked
about everyone is doing great? I would say I would
(21:55):
say three seasons. You're only it's only gonna go three seasons.
For the whole arc and because I think are gonna
want to do other other problem. Okay, three seasons is good,
Yeah it is. It's really good. So hopefully we'll have
the boys back on. We want to thank the boys
again for doing it. We've got some amazing guests coming up.
I mean amazing. We've got J. J. Watt coming up.
We've got so Deschanel coming up. We've got I mean
(22:16):
it's endless, right, yeah, we got future Hall of Famers
CC Sabathia CTH. So we did another episode. We did,
there we go. How do we ever sit next to
each other for this long? I don't know the music? Kyle,
get us out of here. I pray a lot. Sant
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