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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is I Heart Radios Pradcast with Stephanie Pratt and
Wells at us Pratt Cast Episode four, starting right, schmoo,
It's Wells and steph Pratt coming at you from two
different places in the world. I'm in Pebble Beach right
now at the A T and T pro am, and
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you are in London Town. Still. Wait, I didn't know
you were at Pebble Beach. You got invited to that? Yeah, dude,
I hi everyone. Sorry, dude. I grew up here. This
is like my hometown. So when I heard that, yes,
this is this is Winter is coming throw back to
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episode one. Yes, great call back. So when we got
the offer to do the podcast from here and go
to the golf tournament, I jumped at it. Also, long
con I'm trying to figure out a way to get
to play in this at some point in my life,
so I feel like this is a good start. No,
I'm just here, Instagram, don't. That's a terrible laugh. That
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was a very god I'm embarrassed for you last sha
pathetic loose. No, you know what it was. I was
so jealous because it's like such an exclusive golf tournament.
I mean, I used to take some golf lessons. Not
like I ever go to this, but I just know,
Like I remember when Chris Harrison went and was like, yeah, dude,
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he's playing right now Josh Jamal, I mean like huge celebsco.
So when I thought you were playing next to my boyfriend,
Josh Jamal was really jealous. So that was spiteful. Laugh. Sorry,
it's been it's been a kind of um, I don't know,
coming back to earth. Realized that I am nowhere near
the fame level that you need to be to get
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in this thing. Like it's a joke people, I know.
So I don't know. I don't know what I gotta do,
but I've been trying to figure out a way to
get in the tournament. So I think this is a good,
good first step. By the way, everyone needs to say
hello to analyze. She is on the other side of
the table right now. At least are you doing good?
Anie was on at least was on Bachelom Paradise last season,
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and then you were on r season of The Bachelor. Okay,
hold on real quick, and also, Steph, you guys know
each other right, Yes, we were in San Francisco together.
Um during super last year. Exactly cool. I saw you
guys made some video where you thought you were getting
a rose from anilize and then you didn't wait a minute,
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why did Why did we do this again? What happened
on your series when alcohol? No? No, no, that's at
What was the joke? Was it that you we're kissing him,
or and you didn't get the rose? Or probably that
I didn't kiss him? I can't remember that. I would
have to go back and like rewatch our video. I
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think our video was like just a spoof on a
spoof on a on the Bachelor kind of. I feel
like it wasn't It wasn't like a specific thing. Why
were we making fun of Ari or I will make
you because we were bored and we were at a
super Bowl party. Like to circle back around to the
answer being alcohol. So you guys went to a super
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Bowl party, you had a few drinks, and then you
made uh funny Instagram video. I also have a picture,
I think Stephanie, were you the one with the Jack
in the box head? On? Was that? My god? Do
you remember that Jack in the box head? I have
a picture on my Instagram. I don't eat fast food, no,
but remember it was it was it was a Halloween costume.
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Somebody brought it out and then there was a huge
I'm going to send you a picture. I don't think that.
What if? What if? What if Steph is like a
famous DJ but she wears one of those hats and
we didn't know, like she was marshmallow, you know, a
daft punch and they bank you travel everywhere. Yeah. Um. Anyways,
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so Analyse, you were on you had a rough, you
had a rough. Go let's just be fair. In the
Bachelor World one you had to date Ari, which I
don't wish that on anybody, you know, and then you
went on Paradise kind of fell fell in love with
Camille and he kind of showed his true colors in um,
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in like the after the reunion, the reunion show, here's
there's a guy named Camille. Yeah, I'll look him up
on Instagram exactly. And you should have known, Analyze, I
should have known better right there? That was that was
the thing that was the red flag I should have been.
I was like, whoa, I don't know. Analize turned by
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on Bachelor in Paradise and I was like, the very
progressive taste. Um. So here's my question. What was worse
dating Ari or dating Camille in retrospect In hindsight, well,
I never felt like actually dated Ari. Like we we
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just hung out in group situations. We never kissed, Like
I never had a connection with him where he felt
like I was dating him. I think that was like
hard why it was so hard for me to even
be there, because I was like, this is just some
dude in the room and all these girls are like,
you know, and everyone's gushing over about some somebody that
you're kind of like, I don't know if I have
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those feelings. I'm trying to get those feelings, but like
this is a lot of effort for somebody that it
should becoming natural and actually you're going to have a connection, right,
So I feel like it was very like and then Camille,
I felt like I had an instant connection with him.
So they were just very very different. Like I don't
know if you can even really compare those relationships. How
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were you affected by the ending of our season, because
I know a lot of people were like, like Sarah
felt victimized by Ari and like what he did your
girlfriend or is there Sarah on the show? Know, Yeah,
my girlfriend was like she's like still like mad at him,
Like if he we saw him in public, I don't
think she would talk to him, which is crazy. So
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but as someone who's on the show and obviously probably
friends with Becca and Lauren. Yeah, like, what was your
perception of it, like watching it back? Um, I I
know it's not good to like not have an opinion.
I just like don't have strong feelings either way about Ari.
Like I didn't watch him and think like, oh, he's
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being such a jerk the whole season or I don't know,
I just felt like he was just there, Like I
was more interested in the Like when I was watching it,
I was more interested in the girls because I knew them,
like they were my friends. He was just like a guy,
you know what I mean, Like because you hang out
with the girls all the time, you get to know
them really well. You see him for like ten minutes
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every couple of days. So um, So I don't know,
I just didn't have strong opinions about him at all.
And I think that was again, like I we could
never have a conversation, like he and I just didn't.
We just are not people that vibe in the world.
Does that make sense? Yeah? Anyways, so he doesn't make
me angry or anything. I know you don't care about
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him at all. I love it. I know. I'm sorry.
You're the only woman in America that isn't like I
hate that guy. I know. How are you staying so calm?
Are you on medication that I want to start? I'm
just waiting for my coffee to kick it. My gosh,
the coffee has even kicked in. You did this chill,
So then you go on Paradise, you meet Camille and
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like you think you found the guy. I remember having
those conversations you do the bar, being like this guy
might be the one, and I was like, whoa, Okay,
that's that's a crazy thing to say. After meeting was
like a couple of days, but I'll roll with it, um.
And then that kind of like famous Reunion show where
he just seemed so cold. Yeah, I think that was
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the hard thing. I mean, everyone who's ever been through
a breakup, you you kind of you know, the energy
shift a meat like when they're about to break up,
but you can feel it, you know. But it was
different because you already have the uh sort of like
the anticipation of seeing each other, the anxiety of being
in front of a live studio, like I didn't know
what was going to happen. I didn't know if he
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was going to propose to me that day or like
I didn't know. I thought we were just going to
be like cool, We're good, Like we're gonna go and
spend the rest of the week together. Like I didn't
think anything extraordinary would happen either way. Um, but that's
not good television either. Uh So we met on the
show obviously, and I felt like he was we just
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had a connection. Um. I feel like it was one
of those things that we felt more than anyone else
ever got to see. Um. And then we left I
like food in New York and met his family. Uh way, Yeah,
we talked every day. Oh my god, he even spells
his name like a woman. I'm googling him. I need
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a visual because right now all I'm seeing is Camille Grammar.
Oh he's looking so I don't know, he doesn't spell
like that. That was just thought. Everyone searched him spelling
it like that. K A M. I am come in okay,
sorry So anyway, so see this is where I lose
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market down the rabbit hole. So anyway, so, um so
then we go to the reunion show, where like have
made plans to spend the rest of the week together
after the reunion. So that was also part of the
reason where I was like, Okay, we're good. We wouldn't
make plans to continue to hang out after you're going
to break up with me, you know what I mean? Um?
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And I just remember like being really nervous that day.
I just felt like something was off. I hadn't seen
him and it talked to him. I just felt like
the energy around me, like there was just something producers
like kind of walking on egg shells around you. I
just think, I like my I think I think my
producers and Chris No, I don't that this was going
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to happen. Well, I mean, who knows. I would venture
to say yes, because I think that I would. I
would venture to say that. Approach for me was like
what do you want to talk about? And then he
was like while I was saying about doing this or whatever,
and then they were like okay, you know, like every
there's always a plan, and I'm sure they came to
you and You're like, what do you want to say?
You know? Yea. So I sat down with Chris. We
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talked he was like, how's your relationship. I'm like, oh,
I mean it's not great, but we're good, like we're
trying to figure it out and uh. And he was like,
do you think you're going to get engaged anytime soon?
And I was like, no, we're not there. I was
like very realistic, I think about it, but I was
not expecting what then happened. He walked out. It was
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like he had seen a ghost. Um. And he just
sat there in like the most cold for lack of
better words, um uh. And it was just really uncomfortable
and you could you could like cut the tension in
the room. Everyone I think was like there's no air
left in it. Um. And it was so it was
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that was my moment um. It was not fun. And
then I left the stage and I had because Chris
said to me, what do you want to do now?
And I was like, I don't want to be sitting here.
I want to get off the stage. So I left.
I had like a little meltdown, collected myself, came back
on and then confronted him again. Um. And then I
was just like, get me out of here because I
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and then I just I just dealt with a breakup,
like you do? You know, for do you remember what
you ate after that? Good question? Remember what your breakup was? Yeah?
I do, I do. Actually I went back to the
hotel and I ordered a pizza. That's what I thought. Yeah,
she Oh my god, I love that question. That's such
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a good question. I mean, I don't know if you
have been dumped, but I've been dumped, and it's where
is the food? What's your go to breakup meal? This
is kind of like your your last meal before like
you get put sentence to death, you know, but not
that is different. But my breakup being dumped, it's mac
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and cheese? Mac and cheese? Is there baking involved in that?
So you feel so sick and you can't even wake
up because you're like in this comatoset? Oh? I think
mine would be chicken wings. I also ordered I think
I got like Eclaire's or something very random. Also because
I was I was just like ordering take out from
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some nearby place and we were like in I don't know,
Studio City or something like that, and so there weren't
a ton of options, so I was just like, give
me everything, but the pizza was the main thing. If
you were would be if you were sentenced to die
and you got one last meal, what would that be,
steph you go first? Oh, I'm going to go with
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a surf and turf and yawn and loves her um
my mom's mashed potatoes. Oh, I guess any because I
don't know if my mom would be there? Um was
depending on how about the crime was? I suppose yeah,
And she's so sick of visiting me in jail though
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you know the stories. Can I go shark diving? No, Stephanie,
this is not a trip. You're on probation. Uh. And
there was another time I was erupted in l A.
So yeah, she's she probably would sit this one out.
But yeah, surf and turf, sides of mac and cheese,
side of pizza, side of a cheeseburger. I would literally
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make the list every food that I love, and I
feel like they have to deliver, don't they. I think,
so I would do this. I would do the same.
It would be just like a buffet of all of
my favorite things. But there would be like Mexican food
Thai food for sure. Like those two things I think
I would definitely have just because they're like my comfort
foods In life anyways, and I would probably and then oh,
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ice cream, like a big thing of probably ice cream. Yeah,
because you don't you don't have to worry about tomorrow.
You know, you can have as many calories as you want.
You know, you're not like Heaven have a gate that
says but also they're not allowed. Is there a time
limit on when you know how long you can eat
these things too? Because I would make myself sick if
I had those three things together after you went. And
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I'm pretty I'm pretty sure that when you die you
avoid your bells. So it's not well, I'm not cleaning,
it's kind of like it's kind of like your last
like f you to the world. You know you're wrongly accused.
I'm going to the Indian food. I want the worst
especial if you don't like the guard that you have,
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just look in the eyes Indian food and Mexican food. Yep. Um.
Just to circle back around, Are you in contact with
me at all? Or is it I'm not not really.
He's reached out to me a couple of times, and um,
I feel like we're like cordial with each other. Yea,
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what does he want? Just like to say merry Christmas
and things like that. Do you guys do that? Do
you text? Do you text like xes? Like happy birthday? Never? Never?
I used to be that person that, like on birthdays holidays,
I would go through and text like everyone who's ever
impacted my life ever. And now I'm like, okay, you
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get you get one and that's it. You know. I
still do it, but I'm like that weird guy who's
like cool with all my exes. I never had like
a bad breakup like that stuff. So I feel I
still will do like this, it's my calendar and I'll
be like, hey, happy birthday, dide, I hope everything's well,
okay bye? Is that weird to think I shouldn't do that?
If you guys are actually friends, then I don't think
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it's weird. If it's we're not friends, But she I
spent part of my life with that person, you know,
So I feel like there's a there's maybe I shouldn't
do that. I don't know. I don't know either. What
was it like someone that you dated for like two
months or was it like a year or two years? Years?
If it's someone that you dated, okay years years. I've
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never been friends with an X ever. But I mean
that's nice of you. All right, thanks. So okay, so
I have I have a I have a proposition. Okay,
I like this idea. Annelie was on both The Bachelor
and Bachelor in Paradise. She was heartbroken one time and
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then I guess just kind of indifferent the other. She
deserves a shot at love and the new season of
The Bachelor, albeit phenomenal and amazing, it's chock full of
nothing but like twenty five year olds, and if you
ask me, year olds aren't ready to settle down and
find love. So I'm officially starting the campaign to have
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a Lee be the next Bachelorette. Oh my god, I
love that, don't you? Where do I sign? Where do I?
She's the prettiest? And then we need to have a
hashtag the problem all of those fears that she had
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on the series. First of all, the editors were geniuses
when they would like come with like a kid and
likely in history. Yeah. Um, anyways, I do want to
say when I first met her, I was like, are
you really scared of everything? What's wrong with me? Hey?
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How are you? Um? She's not so editors had a
good laugh at that. It was bump it was bumper cars.
The bumper cars hilarious? Yeah yeah, I mean she's the
most most down to earth, beautiful, funny, chill girl. Would
you do that though? So? My, why are we single? Seriously?
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Let's hang out. I need some single girlfriends to go
out with. Um. I would definitely consider it for sure,
just side side me some of them. If they allowed
you to be the bachelourette. What would you go on
a bumper car date? Totally? That should be your entrance.
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You know how many guys would show up in like
bumper cars, like do something? Yeah, because it's like the
virgin thing with Colton, I feel like there would be
for me. It would be like dogs and bumper cars
and maybe like sixty forty stuff. Would you actually be
the bat shrat? Is this totally considerate? Yeah? I mean
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I feel like if I'm single, why not? I'm like
over the idea of dating sites, and I've tried all
my ways to meet people. I feel like right now
the best way those to like just be set up.
So what side did you try? I'm going to make
some notes. I've literally tried every dating site really, Yeah,
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which one do you find the most us friendly for
the so I like, I tried them back when I
lived in New York, like back in the day. It
was like two thousands seven or something, and I met
a serious boyfriend single that long. No, no, no, I
had a serious boyfriend that I met from Match, and
so Match was kind of like always my go to
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one because I felt like you had to pay for it,
so you've got people who are like a little bit
more serious. So I've done Match throughout the years of Actually,
like I had a couple of boyfriends from Match, like
serious ones. Um, but I don't love Match as as much.
I like bumble probably now that's probably if I was
to rego on a dating site, you would be bumble.
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I think, Step, what are you want people? Aren't you
scared that people recognize you and they're like, oh, like
I don't know what these people want. But yeah, that's
just the reason I mean dating sites right now, I
feel kind of daunting, like the whole just the idea
of of what you just said. But then also just
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it's like a full time job being on a dating site,
like responding to the messages and then going on these
I feel like it's like a lot of work. You
want to be the bachelor. That's going to be a
lot of work. It's a different kind of work. It's
a totally different kind of work. I can't swipe through
all these guys, but if they show up in limos,
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totally fine because I'm that's them doing. Wait, wait, Steff,
are you on a dating app? Um? I am? Oh
my gosh, so Adrina and I made me a magic count. Um.
It was ridiculous. Actually it'll be on the hills. But
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I can't get off it. Like I tried to quit it,
and I'm still getting messages every second on my email,
but like, I don't know if I'm still paying. I
literally did so many things to quit it. I probably
working um. And then I just joined uh rya y
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oh yeah, that's the one for like celebrities. Yeah, thank
god Frankie's friend started at or else I'd have no chance.
I tried back in my superiors. I tried to get
on it and they were like, no, dude, you're not
You're not of the caliber. Oh I was on a
wait list, gave up on it like two years ago.
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It's been like it to your wait list. And then
Frankie was like, wait a minute, guld you one did
our genus set up your account or is? She just
was like you need to get on um I wanted
to and realistically we got me so excited about it
was to do like all the photos you know for
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the profile, so like you know, I couldn't think glasses.
I like studious, there's librarian that wants to date me? Uh,
I just like silly different poses. And then we did
the profile together, but there weren't as many questions as
I thought, like I had a lot more to give. Well, no,
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because I met her the other day and I really
liked her and I was like, maybe she should help
me with my dating profile. Yeah, I met Adrena. Um
So now two people in the Hills family. You know,
I had a buddy who was in a band, and
they set up a farmer's only account for the bass
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player and they would like same thing, like he would
keep getting messages on his email be like like why
people from barbers like and for like years and he
kept on going on like like unsubscribing or whatever, and
they kept on like redoing it. So that's a fun trick,
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very fun annoying trick emails. Okay, so if they do
make you the Bachelorette hashtag analyst for bat fret spelling
that what kind of guys are you in into? I
mean looks wise, like Camille was definitely you're into just
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as he's a monster of them. He's too he's too
muscular for me. But like otherwise I like, I like
sort of like pretty boys, dark hair. Um, but I
updated literally across the board like every type of guy.
I'm pretty open um. I feel like personalities is what
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really like gets me interested. But obviously, like if I'm
talking looks, then that's what I'm going for. But personality,
I want someone who's funny, who's well traveled. I always say,
like a renaissance man, because I want somebody who's gonna
go to a museum with me, who's going to travel
the world with me, who's going to go to a
flea market with me, like you know, And somebody who
wants kids, like somebody who's close with their family. Yeah,
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what are some absolute like can't do it? If they
definitely didn't want kids, I think that would probably be
probably like the one thing that would do it for me.
All Right, Well, all the guys out there listening, you
heard it here first. If you are drop dead gorgeous,
if you have abs for days. Uh, if you have
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great hair, if you're cultured, if you want kids now,
uh go to ABC dot com slash the belt, sord
sign on. Uh. At least you were a fan of
we can do better than that, and at least give
your phone number out. This show is real. Okay, fine,
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mine is three one zero. I really want to it's
really lonely over here in London, but I won't. Okay,
at least you were a fan of the Hills, right,
like I was, do you have a who do you
who do you love the most? And who do you
hate the most? From the Hills? Okay, So this is
my thing with The Hills like reboot, is that I
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need a refresher on everything because what were we, like,
I mean, was that high school college when The Hills
was kind of out, when what like years was that?
But it was on You're You're thirty two right, thirty
four four? Okay, so it was yeah, that was so
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called it Like I had just graduated college the two
thousand and six to two thousand twelve because the show
ran for six seasons, right, so I think I was
like probably a little bit more into um, Laguna, Laguna Hills,
Laguna Beach. Oh my god, I can't even think the Hills.
I'm like the Hills learned something a geography thing, actually,
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so I thought everywhere in the O C Was like
waterfront and if it's not, it's called inland. I've never
known what inland meant. It's Laguna Hills. Yeah yeah. So well,
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my point being now is that I think I was
really into Laguna Beach, and then when the Hills came,
I had just finished college, so it was like something
that I watched. I was still familiar with, like all
of the characters, but I need like a reboot. I well,
I always loved and this is where I'm like, I don't.
I just don't really remember I always loved um. Oh
my gosh, Kristen call Cavillari. Well not on this new one,
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so I know, Oh my god, no, I'm I won't. Okay.
First of all, I'm pulling myself out because I knew
you meant to say me, and so I guess on
the same page with I'm you know. Yeah. Anyways, So
anyone is is on the table, even if you haven't
seen it lately. Whatever you remember, we'll help you with names.
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So Kristin Cavalary was your favorite? Yeah, I just like
it was the most annoying um you can say me.
I don't know, I was. I was going to say,
maybe your brother. I thought that, and then I thought
me I went to Spencer, and then I was like, wait,
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actually it could be me. Okay, So the prats just
just bundle them together. You just want to be the
answer to all of these questions. I feel it. I
think I always like really related to it because I
was born in Newport Beach and so I was always
always like, that's the life I could have lived if
you would have stayed down there. I think that was
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like and I was the same age as like most
of the people, so it was for me it was
just like I felt like watching my high school being
played out just in southern California. I think that's what
I loved about it. And then it was like college.
But I think that's what I loved about it so
much is it was just like these much cooler, attract
more attractive people that were doing exactly what I was doing.
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And did you see that Misha Barton's will be on
the show? Now? I did see that, and you were
saying that a lot of people think that you look
like her. I used to get that all the time,
and I'm so I'm really curious. I'm like, this is
where I'm like, I need some I need some previews,
I need spoilers because I like, I want to see
how she fits in. I'm still kind of confused on
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how does she fit in stuff? M hm. Awkwardly, I
think it's better. But also it's like it's gonna be
so interesting that it's hard for an actress to come
to reality TV, you know, because we're not on a
studio sound set. So when we're just pulling up to
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the beach, she's like, what's going on? She's she's used to.
It's a hard transition for an actress. I'm sure. Um,
so it's a bit awkward at the beginning. Bless her,
but she if it's in great, she gets along with everyone. Unfortunately, uh,
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I really wish she'd take my back on some of
the folks on it. But it's it's good that she
is just that nice and that lovely. So she's definitely
not one of those girls that talks about you behind
your back, and definitely, you know, not like this happened
to me. But if you drink too much, you know,
she might be like, Okay, you're done. I saw her
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do it to someone else. Wow, she stops someone that's nice. Well,
actually she told me it was she told the producer
stopped sending Stephanie Champagne. So I really appreciate that that's
looking out for me. I'm a huge Misia fan. Wait,
I was. I was wondering, do you ever get mistaken
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for like the sister of Chris Pratt? Um? No, thank god,
because I used to think I was going to marry him.
My mom just told me he was engaged. I was like,
to who, because I live in a bubble over here,
and my mom was like Kapain Schwarzenegger. I was like,
she's twenty two. She was like, no, she's not. And
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I was like, okay, fair Um, so my brother just
ran into him. Though really, yeah, I can't remember where.
I didn't watch the clip, but I can't because like,
Chris Pratt is like this like religious, wholesome, wonderful guy,
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and then your brother not that. So I imagined that
guy did he did he give him like a crystal? Yeah?
I don't know. I wish I had asked, I'll find out.
I'm quite curious, report back. I love christ Actually I
read an interview when he was going through his divorce
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with Anna Faris, and he said like, basically what got
him through it was this one book called Faith Forward
and when I you know, in Dark Times last year,
I read it and I was like, this rules. So
Chris shout out to that book. Christmas Monster met at
the Forum in Inglewood. I'm not sure yet what they
were doing. They ran into each other at bellatore To Wood.
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That's bizarre. I don't know what bellatore To fourteen is.
Oh thinking fight? Yeah, because he's friends. He's got a
good friend who's a fighter. I know that interesting. Well
where do they do you guys spell it the same?
M hm? Yeah? I mean my mother used to casually
say that that was our cousin. Yeah, yeah, perfect. If
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you did marry me, perfect would have changed? You keep
the same driver's license? Why? Because I love my dad
so much that if I get married one day, like
I don't even want to change my last name because like,
I love my freaking dad and I just always want
him to be a piece of me. So I was like,
this is perfect. Did you slide in his down. No,
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come on, man, When people say slide into d m s,
who's looking at their d M s. I don't even
have notification for my messages, Sarah Higlands like my text messages. Yeah,
I get that. Um. Wait, So I went to the
super Bowl. By the way, I wanted to tell my
funny super Bowl story. You guys ready for this. So
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Sarah and I go to the Super Bowl and we're
at the it's like the direct TV uh night Before party,
and the food fighters were playing. It was really cool, right,
and it was star studded Um. And so Sarah is
really good friends with Vanessa hudgens Um who was with
us like all night. And Sarah had done a movie
with Paul Rudd as a kid. She played Paul Rudd's
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daughter in a movie called Object of My Affection. And
I'm a gigantic Paul Red fan. I think every guy
is a gigantic Paul red fan. And you think that
you would be best friend of the Paul Rud so exactly.
Every girl's like and I would also like to you know.
Uh so, so I say, ohly crap, there's Paul Rudd.
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Will you introduce me to him? And then at the
same time, Vanessa Hudgens goes, oh my god, there's Paul Rudd. Sarah,
you know him, Will you introduce me to him? So
she was like, yeah, okay, let's go. So we walk
over to meet Paul Rudd. And so obviously Paul Rudd
knows who Sarah is because they work together. And obviously
Paul Redd knows who Vanessa Hudgins is because everyone knows
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who Vanessa Hudgins is, right, And obviously I'm like the
odd man out, and I'm feeling awkward, you know, when
you're feeling awkward and everyone else's other people are talking
and don't really not to do. She's kind of like
looking around, you know, like just like checking out the scene.
And so here's the deal. Sarah and Vanessa are like
the same height, they kind of look similar, right, like that,
the same kind of dark hair, and so I'm like
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looking around, like trying to play it cool, and so
I start rubbing Sarah's like lower back, you know, and
all of a sudden, my hand gets slapped away and
I looked down and Vanessa's like, that's my back, dude,
what are you doing? And I was like, oh my god,
and she was like she was like, honestly, that's really funny.
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This has happened actually, like in like the reverse, Like
my boyfriend thought that Sarah was me, so it's like
totally cool. And I was like, oh my god, I'm
terrified one because Paul Red's like, why are you stroking
this other woman's back? And she's like it's totally fine. Uh.
And then I would I would be like, Sarah, I'm
so sorry I actually rubbed that's just back. I didn't
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mean too and she was like, oh, I don't care whatever.
And then when Essa goes, it was a really loving,
uh like touch, like I felt really love. So that's
my Paul Red story. That's your karma for getting your
butt grabbed. Bachelor premiere. But one of those old ladies
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are grabbing. Oh yeah yeah they were Goose and me.
That's totally true. Yes, I got to me Paul Rudd
that like, so I know you're thinking, is Paul Rudd
as cool as you think? The answer is no, he's
more cool. Oh god, you just give me a heart attack.
I was like, whoa, this is getting crazy. He was
so nice and I want I wanted to wear a
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suit to this party. And Sara was like, don't wear
a suit like me wearing a suit, like just wearing
like a leather jacket and look cool, but like they'll
be that super and I's okay, fine, but I just
want to go on record of saying I want to
wear a suit. And then what is Paul Red wearing
a cool slim European cut suit. And I was like,
see he's wearing suit and saragoes, you're not Paul Rudd.
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You're right, and you're not Vanessa Hudgens And I learned
that the hard way. And there you go. There's my story.
It looked epic. I was watching you guys story. It
was fun. We had a lot of fun. The game suck,
but whatever, Um okay, I think that we who won
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the Patriots one. They always so annoying, right uh And
at least you gotta go. You gotta go job on
a plane right now, don't you? All right? Dude? H
hashtag antalyst for batch. Let's get that thing trended, right
whatever whatever year, it doesn't matter. I'm like, let's not
make it. I can't be older. I'm already like too old.
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The year old guys in year old, thanks so much, dude,
to have a safe flight. Thanks for having me and
at least thanks so much. Hope they'll see you in
l A. Yeah, we're in London. I'll come out there.
I'm coming to las Okay, we'll see you and I'll
see you. I'll see you in l A then. Yeah,
I have a fun weekend. Alright. Bye bye, um real quick?
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When are you not going to be in London anymore?
When are you coming home? Phone home? I'm actually leaving
on Monday. Are you coming back? Yes? I got some
work to do. What you got the extensions put back
in laser facial last night, hair colored Thursday, nails brows.
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I'm coming in hot, all right, and you're coming in
because of what I didn't mean like I'm talking in
like pretty hot. I meant like I'm coming in like
that's saying coming in hot. No, no, no, I wasn't saying.
I was well, I mean, but also you just said
like all the things that you like did to get ready,
So yes, you are coming in hot. You know what
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true meant it both ways? Yeah? Yeah, But it's been
like such a nice filming hiatus. I literally I've only
been here for four weeks and my work here is
most of its design, so it's not on camera or anything.
And I had my extensions taken out like the day
before I left, because I actually really hate extensions, and
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I hadn't. I haven't worn makeup once in four weeks,
no spray tans, like it was just the best. I'm
like at heart of very low maintenance, like I used
to live in Hawaii. I could totally go back there
and live, you know, with one pair of sandals and
a few like cozy no shirts and bikinis like very
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minimal um. So yeah, so now all this fake stuff
on me, I'm just like, but I need it for continuity.
It might be fired. So when I get back to
l A, I have Tuesday, I'm getting a spray tan,
and then Wednesday I've got two photo shoots, Thursday another shoot,
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Friday filming, and then more of photo shoots and filming
the next few weeks, and then we start our press
store in New York. So it's going to be quite
busy when I get back. Do we know when the
show is going to be airing? It is that still
up in the air, you know, they haven't confirmed it,
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but from looking at my press schedule in New York.
I'm thinking it's early April. Okay, I love it, all right,
we'll come home soon, okay, okay, so wait, you know
what you should do for this skull thing. You should
ask to be the ball boy. You're kind of in it.
(40:06):
Wait you know, no, the ball boy at least offered
to clean them. Oh my gosh. Have you seen Happy Gilmore?
Do you remember when he was the homeless man and
the wall wash ball washer. He's doing his underwear and okay,
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so you want me to be the homeless caddy. Yeah,
not caddy. I think they already have caddies. Yeah, I
don't know what the ball boy is. I think that
picks up all the balls in the range, pigs of
the balls in the range. Find your favorite celebrity and
be like, I'm gonna look after your balls. Oh my god,
(40:47):
No again, I need to think before I speak. Hills. Yeah,
shows over that. We gotta end on that one. Oh right, well,
it's always pleasure. I'm happy for back weekly. I know
I missed you. I'm gonna jump on out, go find
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Chris Harrison and tell him I want to clean his balls.
You want to go out real well and pitch analyze
as well, all right later, dude. Follow pratt cast on
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