July 22, 2021 • 38 mins
Kaitlyn’s pregnancy announcement, Caroline’s sauce, Pratt’s crystals and of course Justin Bobby’s performance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Run it. This is a Wells cast with Wells Adams
and I Heart Radio podcast What is going All? Family?
So kids say these days to say fam even they're
not talking about their family, which is dumb because I
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like my friends so much more than my family. If
my parents don't listen, they don't listen to this podcast.
It should be friends? What a friends instead of fam?
Some people my family I can't stand, you know, I
can't deal the CHRISTI everyone can relate to that. Speaking
of friends, a bunch of friends who live in the
Hollywood Hills? Is there where we think they live though?
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Because I don't think that they live in the Hollywood Hills.
I think that they live in like Malibu, Calabasas area.
How's everybody doing. I hope we had a good week.
What have we learned this week? We learned that Jeff
Bezos baldass shot a giant dildo up in the sky.
Is that kind of it? Anything that's big happen, that's
kind of it? Yeah? I mean good for Jeff Bezos.
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You know, he made a lot of money off of
a lot of people stuck at home having to order
crap from Amazon to their house. And what does he
do with that money, does he put it back into society? Now?
Does he help clear a bunch of teachers wish lists?
He takes himself, his brother, and some old lady and
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a young kid into space America. That's what America is
all about, leaving America to go open a space. I
sometimes think that we're living the simulation, like it's getting crazy.
Like every time I try the news, I'm like, Wow, really,
what's happening. We've got a space race between a bunch
of billionaires. We got Richard Branson, We've got Jeff Bezos,
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and we got Elon Musk being like, Who's because bigger?
How can we decide who Penis is larger? Whoever builds
the biggest spaceship? That's how what is this? Spaceballs super
excited about the episode today because once again we're not
bringing on a guest from the show, because we've ripped
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through everybody. Let's be fair. We're trying to get the
Pratt's financial advisor on the show, but we couldn't find
her because we're actually not sure if that person really
exists in the world or if an actor. So we
were once again bringing all the producers from the Wells
cast slash Hills Cast onto the show to talk about
the show today. It's gonna be a good one. We're
talking to everything from crystals to palm springs, to Justin
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Bobby wearing leather jacket with no shirt on underneath, to
the Wallace Foundation, to Caitlin finally admitting that she's pregnant,
even though we all knew she was pregnant, because if
you've watched the interviews, you're like, yeah, she's pregnant, right right.
It's gonna be a fun one. Stick around back Hills cast.
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Welcoming back into the show. We have Hanna, we have Amy,
we have Danielle, and we have Riley. Welcome back to
the show again. We don't have a guest this week
because I think we just kind of run through everyone.
I kind of want to get Caitlin's new boyfriend on
the show, just being like what did you get yourself into.
We'll do that a little bit later. We'll talk about
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who could possibly get on the show. I wanted Lauren
the financial planner. Do we think that she's qualified or
she's like an actress? She's just cute and like knows
a couple financial lingo terms. Yeah, she knows some some
like econ buzzwords. She like works in the accounting department
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at Viacom, and they're just like, just go in there
and tell them. Some just say you're in the red
to throw out g EP bottom line and marketing and
it'll be great. So here's the thing about the Hills
that I have a problem with is sometimes I think
they lean too hard into drama and they don't lean
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hard enough into like the actual lives of these people,
which is why we're all kind of tuning in. And
I thought this episode was, I don't know, a good
barometer or litmus test for MTV to realize that you
can just follow their lives and it's still very interesting
and compelling without like all the craziness. It seemed like
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this episode was very much these are adults trying to
do adulting things. I love everything that was happening exactly
how you're saying. Number one, the thoughts that go through
my mind were, how did they have that party during
COVID with all those like Grandma's there also Jason Waller's
grandmother beautiful? Was that his grandma or his mom? Either way? Beautiful?
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Caitlin's pregnant, we knew it glad she revealed it. I mean,
so much happening. I guess, Caroline, is this nick now
a part of the show. I didn't know who she
was other than like I thought that she was going
to be the chick that Caitlin hooks up with, and
then like that didn't happen, and now all of a sudden,
it's sauce girl this fucking show. I did not know. Yeah,
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I don't know where she came from. I don't understand
like that. There was like bad blood with her and
her dad and the pizza company, but like now this
is the thing. So anyways, welcome to the show, Caroline.
Are we happy that she's on the show. Have you
ever had Dame Morris pizza? By the way, Like, have
you ever had it? Once? Oh my god, it's unfortunate
that they had like a little tiff in the relationship
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because that pizza is bomb, Like it's so good? Is
it like an l A thing? They definitely have a
place in Malibu, And then I know they have a
food truck because I used to hire it for a
bunch of events I used to do. But but yeah,
it's it's an l A thing. Got herself that boyfriend
real flask too. Yeah, I know now he's on the show.
They showed it and that he the little Chiron that
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said Caroline's boyfriend. Frankie's watching this show being like Caroline's
boyfriends now in this show and they keep cutting me out.
This is both And she's so cute, Jen I could
use a little more of her, but we don't get
anything from her now. We're happy that she's like now
part of the show, or we're like, take her to
leave it. I'm indifferent. Take her to leave it. I
don't care. It feels very mishe to me, like just
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throw in somebody. But she seems a little random to me.
But I like her. Yeah, I feel like she is
really there to drive storyline and plot for Caitlin totally agree.
Speaking of people that weren't on the show. And now
we're on the show, Danny, Danny's holding on like by
a thread right now, Like how many more episodes until
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Danny's like this is over? I thought this was gonna
be it. I really did. What do you think the
real issue is? Because Brandon seems like a nice guy,
she's young. Let let me break this down with you,
because this really like I was like what's happening. So
you know, her big thing with Brandon was like, how
could you not tell me this girl was going to
be at the party? What if I started talking to
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her and became friends with her? And my thought was like, Okay,
that'd be great, Like was anyone else, Like, oh, that
would have been horrible? Like who cares? Like it's not
the end of the world if that happened. That's like
every Bachelor season is that they're all dating the same
guy and then they all become like best friends. So
Danny just seas to watch the Bachelor and just cool
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the jets. I wonder if like there is a lot more,
if Brandon's like a bigger temper, or like there's something
that like we're missing. I feel like there's we're missing
something with this whole relationship. I don't think so that's
the whole thing. I think she's just young, so she's
like cares about these things that like who cares? They're
so over he likes you, it's a tiki party cares.
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So think Brandon is way too Danny than she is
into him, Like by far, I think he likes her
way more. I have a theory Danny looks like one
of Brodie's aram of women. There's a world in which
Danny starts dating Brodie. I just I know this is crazy,
but I think it's a possibility. It's not crazy. Well,
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it's not crazy because at that weird dinner where did
Brodie bring two girls to a random dinner that I
couldn't even figure out what was happening or where it was.
And Audrina was there and it could have been Danny.
They all looked like that was so weird. Someone explained
that to me, what was that dinner? And why would
Brodie bring two girls with Audrina the two chicks he's
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having a threesome with, and then they put him next
to Audrina? Too random? It was so random, And she's all, yeah,
I didn't really know who was going to be here.
I'm like me either, girls is weird. Danny's like got
one foot out the door. I guess I feel like
they're just together right now, just so like the show
can continue, but like whatever. Then we go over to
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Adrina's house, Caitlin and brand new character Caroline Caroline are
there like packing up boxes. That was weird, right beyond weird.
First of all, she had like a couple of plastic bins,
which was super weird. Second of all, that's like the
last like really, Caitlyn's gonna borrow boxes from Audrina, the
girl who's kind of dating her ex husband. Like it
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was so and like that's not even moving boxes. Those
are like tupperware bins from Target that you store like
your winter sweaters in. Like I was just like, what's happening. Yeah, Also,
you guys are in your thirties, just higher moving cruise.
Let's be adults about this. I did laugh though, when
Caitlin was talking about how the boyfriend has like all
this great furniture and art or whatever he had, and
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she's like, my stuff sucks. I want to meet the
boyfriend much more than I want to like see Caitlyn stuff,
because I feel like he is cool, got a vibe
to him. The timeline is so fuzzy for me too,
because it's like when did they shoot this? And then
she's pregnant, like and then I've been following her on
social media, so she is very pregnant now, like in July.
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So it's just like I don't know the time. I'm
so fuzzy. When we had Caitlin on the show, she
had said that they were dating for like a year
and then she got pregnant. I mean that's now probably
two years ago they started dating. I guess that's why
it's so weird when she went to San Diego and
was kind of like chatting up j B and sort
of was saying she was so low, because it's like
she wasn't really so low, and also how do you
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define dating once she was pregnant. She just was like,
I gotta get this guy on the show now because
I think this is gonna stick. Yeah. I mean if
I was a producer on the show, though, I'll be like, yeah,
let's get this boyfriend in here, put him in front
of Brody, make it awkward, like that's what I want.
And then all of a sudden she has knocked up
and it's like, oh my god, this was jackpot And
it feels like that's weirdly coming. There's definitely in the
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teaser sort of a weird Caitlin Brody conversation coming. We
can talk about that right now. Brody annoys me with
like his entitlement over all these people, like I don't
understand she doesn't really, I'm sorry, but dude, like she
doesn't owe you anything. At this point, you've made out
with Audrina on the show, You're showing up to dinners
with like two other chicks. This girl's like in a relationship.
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She's moved in with this guy. Like, you don't get
to be upset that she's like moved on having a kid,
doing the one thing that like you wouldn't give her.
And I love it. I love eute. Can I just
have the Brodie show? Like I love this? Just the hair, Yeah,
the hair's it's it's in a bad spot right now,
not long enough, so he kind of almost looks like
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a medieval page boy hairstyle. So it's definitely pandemic hair,
you know, like all the guys kind of grew it
out a little bit and it's in the awkward phase
of where it's not long enough, not short enough, haven't
gotten a haircut in a little bit. That's where it's
at right now. I could use a shower or a
bath to Brodie scene again, those were a real treat
in the beginning. But it's not just the hair, Like
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what does he put in it to make it like
stiff like that, Like it feels like very much just
like an odd hair texture. I don't know, he hasn't
washed it in days. Yeah, I was gonna say, that's
what you call Greece. I love that he's bringing those
random girls. I love his like undying loyalty to his
former nemesis Spencer. Like I just love all of it.
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I'm like, what, like, oh my god, this is so great.
He's making some interesting scenes. So all the guys going
and hang out together, and you know, it's it's kind
of like the tea up into like Spencer and Heidi's
like financial woes. So then we go over to the
Pratt's house. What is the name of the financial advisor? Lauren?
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And Lauren with no last name because I googled her
for hours last night and I can't she can't be
found by just Lauren. Yeah, nothing, nothing. If she was
really a business advisor, she would be milking this for
all that sort. This is great pub and so this
is why I don't think that she's a real business advisor.
I think that she's just someone from MTVS accounting division
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that was like, get in there and try to help
him out. I guess I agree, because otherwise, at least
we would have known her name something. I was a
little sad that like to hear, and again, everything is
with a grain of salt, you don't really know what's true.
Like it was sad to hear of their financial issues
and that their business was failing, and like that sort
of was sad. I guess it made me feel kind
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of bad. Same, here's the truth. We we make fun
of the Pratts, but also like they have to know
that they've put themselves in this situation, like they're allowing
this storyline to be a thing, and they're allowing themselves
to kind of be made fun of it. I don't
want anyone to be in the red and to have
financial woes. Spencer's very very candid about like not really
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having a high business acumen i Q, which is totally fine,
but if you are going to have a business, you
have to know that if this gets showcased on a
TV show, everyone's will be like, dude, you should have
a business advisor, you should have an accountant and a
c p A like doing these things. Like the reason
why your business is probably not doing super awesome is
because you're not thinking of these things. And maybe this
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is like a good wake up call for you guys.
You know well and Brody God bless him did call
them out on all the Gucci clothes, which they said
was pre pandemic. All that went through my head. I
don't know about you guys, was like, well, thank god
you got this Hill's money, because you're gonna be getting
paid a pretty penny for this thing. Lauren was like,
you need to you stop spending like money on marketing.
And it's true, like I don't know how many Instagram
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followers they have because they've blocked me, but like you
do have a large following, so you need to use that.
You should absolutely be utilizing that. And then they did it.
They did that live and they you know, they had
their kind of like yard sale, and I was like,
this is a really good idea. Sarah Clex all kinds
of crystals, all kinds of rocks. Now she's all into
this thing. I buy a lot of these crystals and
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stones and stuff as guest, because like, what do you
give someone who's cut? She's got everything? And I was
sitting there thinking like I don't know if there is
some like and I'm sure there is, but like so
I'm like big name brand crystal people, Oh yeah, the
Pratts are this is a really good business idea, and
I thought that whole thing was really really smart and
that's what they should be doing. He has one million
followers and Spencer has half a million. That's a lot,
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a lot. How did they buy a sixty five thousand
dollar crystal that cost ten thousand dollars to move? They
put themselves out there with like showcases on the troubles
of the business. But it is genius. I'll give them this.
You guys, allowing the world to know about your financial
woes has also shown a lot of people your business
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and now people who are into crystals, like I'm gonna
buy a Pratt Daddy crystal. You gotta give Spencer Pratt
credit for being what's the saying crazy like a fox.
He is whip smart because he's like, if I open
up about my financial woes, I'm going to have to
show all my businesses and then people will buy my crystals.
It's like straight genius. Katie Kirk wanted one of his crystals.
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She like went over to their his house and I
think she either gave her crystal or bought a crystal.
She wanted to see his hummingbirds. That is America's favorite.
I can't Katie Curriic was just buying crystals. It's a thing.
Sarah on full moons put some out so they can
get energized by the moon's juju. I don't know what's
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going on, but it's a thing. So anyways, everyone go
buy some Pratt Daddy crystals because we got to get
them out of the red and into the Green. Baby.
If they were smart, they'd unblock you. We're here to hell. No.
I kind of like it. Now, what an amazing dinner
party story that I have that comes up a lot.
Anyone blocked you and you're like, well, in fact, yes,
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past the lamb shank. First of all, Jason's childhood home,
Greez Louise bro I know that's what I'm saying this.
His family is so beautiful. Maybe the Pratt should be
nicer to Jason because it seems like they could afford
some crystals. Guys, that whole party was rich. Was that
at his childhood home? It was that was antsy? Was
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it was nice? Is it time to talk about Justin
Bobby's performance for the Grammys. First, I want to give
some love to Jason and like the Red Songbird Foundation,
because we've had Jason and Ashley on the show a bunch,
and they've obviously talked about this a lot. And one
of my complaints always when he comes on our show
to talk about the Hills is that, like, I don't
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feel like they give you guys like enough time in
the edit, Like you guys get cut out, like you
actually have something important to say. You know, you are
trying to raise money for a real problem that you have,
like a real solution to with the Red Songbar Foundation.
And I was really really happy that they gave a
lot of airtime to that thing. They they shone the
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light on, you know, obviously the problem that we have
this country, which which is addiction. Anyways, I was just
happy that they did that. But I also want to
give props to the amazing camera work that MTV utilized
by making sure they got awkward shots of really old people.
I'm sure that it wasn't all just from watching the
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Bobby Band, so genius. I so agree where they get
all those grandma's, great looking grandma's, but it was just like,
oh my god, And in COVID, I was so I
was stressed during that whole situation, so many blue hairs
being like, what the fuck is Bobby Rocks and it
was just amazing. And the fact that he opens up
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with where the drugs at is beautiful. Come to find out,
that's an anti drug song. I'm sure that he explained
that probably before he started singing that song, but they
cut it out and then they had that that like amazing,
Like all those shots. I think that justin Bobby is
super cool. I do. I don't really. I don't know
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his music well enough. They don't really kind of like
let him sing enough on the show. I'm not sure
if it's because like they're trying to save money to
the like pay him. I don't know. But here's the thing.
The name of his band needs to change, because Bobby
Rocks is not it's like a classic rock band from
like the eighties. That doesn't do it for me. Jared
Letto's band is thirty seconds to Mars. You know, it's
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not like Jared Letto kicks ass like that's something you know.
But bon Jovi? What about bon Jovi? Yeah, but it's
not bon Jovi's good at playing guitar. That's the name
of the band. You're implying that your band is good
by the name of your band, and people need to
make that decision for themselves because you're saying it's Rocks,
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like it rocks. Yes, I was trying to remember from
back in the day on the Hills Justin Bobby. That's
not even his name he had, like, okay, so his
name is Justin Brescia, and I thought that the whole
Justin Bobby thing came around because like he changed his
name or Audrina didn't know his name. Can somebody get
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us the like, his middle name is Robert, isn't Bobby
usually like yes, yes, but I think he was Bobby
and then he was changing it to Justin. Okay, this
is fuzzy, and again people are going to get mad
because I should know this. But I think he was
Bobby and then he was changing it to Justin, which
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is why they all started calling him Justin Bobby because
they like didn't know. There was definitely some sort of
like bit with that. So maybe he's kind of wink
wink like Bobby Rocks because it's just all in. We're
all in on the joke. Yeah, I don't know. I
think he's super cool and like probably like a really
good front man. I just don't like the name of
the band and that's so petty, and like, this is
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the name of your band's Bobby Rocks. Like what, okay,
I got it. So Adrina knew him as Bobby, but
when they started filming, he said, just call me Bobby
because Robert's my middle name, so just call me Bobby.
But she kept slipping up, saying Justin sometimes Bobby sometimes,
and so production was like, wait, who's Justin? Who's Bobby?
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And then Justin Bobby just came. I think he messed
that up. You said she knew him as Bobby, but
she knew him as Justin. Then he said call me Bobby. Sorry.
Then they all started calling him Justin Bobby. Yes, correct,
I thought that's what I said, but I messed it up.
Then it's totally fine, We're here for it, and then
it then it became JB. And it's just like all
of it is amazing. But wells more important than Bobby Rocks.
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Does he rock enough to rock no shirt with a
leather jacket for a one on one interview with an
MTV producer. He makes some bold fashioned choices, all right,
and you gotta you gotta love him for going for
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the gold. I gotta say that I think he does
somehow he's pull he pulls it off. I also very
confused at the temperature Justin Bobby's body temperature always because
it's either like way too hot out all I'm gonna
wear like a vest with no or like a Jeane
jack whatever it was. And then sometimes he wears like
two Jean jackets on top of one another, and I'm like,
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how cold is it in Calabasas right now? It doesn't
matter what I think about Justin Bobby's fashion, Ladies, what
do you think about Justin Bobby's fashion? I mean, I
just I don't think I took him seriously in the
interview when he was trying to be all serious talking
about how his song was anti drugs and he was
sitting there with no shirt on, Like, I just think
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it was the wrong time for him to have no
shirt on in an interview. But I don't know. I
respect that he does what he wants, but it's it's
definitely his style, in his style only I don't hate it.
I actually think, like, I'm like, your style is pretty cool.
I just wouldn't date you, you you know what I mean?
But like, I like it. I love everything about him.
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Do you remember the movie the Jack Black gem called
School of Rock. Obviously that's where we found I Carley
Miranda Cosgro exactly. Well. In the final scene when they
are at the Battle of the Bands, they go up
against a band that ends up beating them spoiler if
anyone hasn't seen School of Rock. But the guitar player
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that is in the opposing band wears like a cut
off vest that's like goes up to his belly button
and like no, it's like leather and there's no sleeves.
And every time I look at Justin Bobby, I just
see that guy. Is that a good thing or a
bad thing? I think it's a good thing because they
won the Battle of the Bands. Yeah, well you need
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to ask him to do a body roll if you
ever in person, just like the guy in the movie.
Did you know that that guy is now? I think
he's a d A no joke. Okay, I don't want
to be a topper, but I'll give you one o
the Goonies. You know the Goonies. You know Chunk from
the Goonies is like a pretty prominent attorney truffle Shuffle
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and I went to college with him. Thank you nice.
Love that movie. He left me a message once on
my answering machine and this is not I am not
making this up. He won't deny it. He said, Amy,
it's Jeff B. Cohen Chunk from Gooney on my answering machine.
And I don't know what I love more is that
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he gave his middle initial or that he also called
out that he was Chunk. Yeah. Do you think that?
Like Michael B. Jordan calls people and it's like, hey,
it's Michael B. Jordan's you might have remembered me from
the Black Panther in case you thought it was the
basketball player. I wanted to clarify. Wait, Amy, can we
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get Chunk on the show? As like the Wells cast
guest a hundred percent? He wrote a book too, and
he's smart. I went to cal like he is smart.
I bet he's thin now he is. That's the other
thing he's he's thin. I don't know if he can
still do the remember when he like not the truffle shuffle,
but he like could make his stuff mc roll. Yeah,
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man know he's the word. Do you know you guys
have seen the Goonies? Right? Yeah, Wells, I will send
that email stat like so you guys can do a
deep dive into the goonies and being a lawyer. Yeah,
it would be great. Please asked him if he possibly
remembers leaving that on my voicemail, which was an answering
machine with a full cassette tape. We're gonna open with that,
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Like I knew, he grew up to be a skinny guy.
That's like Jerry O'Connell from stand By Me. You know,
he's like the fat kid and stand by Me and
now well he's now he's Jerry O'Connell. That's also somebody
I want to have on the Welles cast because I
worship Jerry O'Connell so much. When you have Jerry O'Connell on,
you must ask him about when he went to a
baseball game with Lieutenant Dan Gary Sinise. He has a
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great story. Let's just get the entire cast of stand
By Me, Sands River Phoenix for obvious reasons on because
Corey Feldman, Will Wheaton nothing better than Will Wheaton. So
you guys back in the day, like for the young ones,
like deciding who your favorite member of one direction was
is what it was to us of deciding who we
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love the most. From stand By Me, it was like,
do I love River Phoenix or Will Wheaton? More like
I don't. I don't know that I can answer that.
Have you guys seen stand by me? Sadly? I have not?
Oh my god, across styles who wants to see a
dead body? I mean god, I could go on for
days with the lines from that movie. Key for Sutherland
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is like six and the call sheet You're like, wait what,
Oh my god? Stephen King wrote that. Stephen King wrote
that movie. Um, isn't the brother that Will Wheaton's older brother,
John Cusack up Like, I don't want to have to
go to the Internet, but I'm going to have to.
We've by the way, we've lost. I'm pretty sure we've lost.
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Everybody listening to this, they're like what they're talking about?
Don't care? Also, I was correct the brother was John Cusack.
He has like barely a scene. Richard Dryft is in
as well. Anyways, al right, back to Richard dry This
is the older Will Wheaton, back to the hills and
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the tragic foreshadowing that River Phoenix's character dies. It's too much,
too much, Okay, let's move on. Sometimes I just google
but just one more one with Olday. Sometimes on a
random Tuesday. I just google River Phoenix. Yeah, I just
just to know things. Oh continue, um okay. So then
everyone goes to the dinner except for the Wallers. I guess.
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Brodie shows up with two chicks, which is awesome. Spencer
and Heidi show up. I want to know because they
all mentioned how they're always like the they show up
blast or whatever. It's like their thing. But I want
to know, like, is it comically late, Like is it
like an hour and a half late? Because here's my thing.
If I was a part of that group, I'd be like, guys,
I'm ordering food now because I have to get up
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tomorrow and I'm hungry. And this was seven o'clock, it's
now nine thirty and they're not here yet. Such a question,
and our producers giving them a later pick up just
to manipulate it. Absolutely, listen, bring in your own booze,
good call. But you do got to pay a quark
and fee, guys. And that's the thing, right, I know,
sometimes that's more expensive. That's why nobody brings their own cake.
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The cake cutting fee is outrageous. Oh. The other thing
is though, like you know MTVS picking up the tab.
But these dinners, right, yeah, or the restaurants plumping it. Yeah, anyways, Stine,
I know it's good. It's good. The Prats are like,
we're gonna go do this Palm Springs healing trip where
they're all going to take payote and find their chakras
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or whatever, which sounds awesome by the way, Like I
would love to go on this trip with all of them.
Justin Bobbie has to like convince them to invite the Wallers.
Do you think that the Wallers will go to this?
I do. I don't think they should, but I do
think do you think that there's going to be a
scene in like a sweat lodge with like a witch
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doctor like fanning them with smoke or something, and they're
gonna be yelling at each other, because that's just what
I hope for. Here's the thing this made the press.
Some drama goes down because it leaked into the press
that there was drama in Palm Springs. So it's like,
we know something bad is coming. I think we've got
two more episodes. So Heidi seems like more open to
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invite the Wallers than Spencer does. Like he all, he's like, yeah,
you know whatever, I wonder if like this is gonna
be a moment of contention between them, with Heidi being like,
we need to extend the olive branch, and you know,
Spencer want to double down. Never, I've never seen them fight.
Never ye thieves, for sure, they're not. They're always on
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the same team as the kids say they are ride
or die. Yeah, which, by the way, I hate that
saying so much. Another good term, how their endgame. It's
a good one to Danielle loves that one. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
explain that one to me because in my world, like
the end game is like your what you're trying to
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accomplish at the end of everything. Is that not what
an endgame is? Yeah? Sure, I mean like endgame is
like these are the two people that end up together,
they're like forever their endgame, Like they all get married.
If you're dating someone, are you guys endgame? Are you
gonna so? Would it be like in in Paradise, like
Grocery Joe is dating a bunch of girls, but you
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would be like he's endgame with Kendall. Yeah, like Kendall's
his endgame or like for example, like Sarah was wells
his endgame? Fair? That's fair, It's a long con at work,
you know, in perfect grammar. I've always wondered this because
I think it's was wells endgame. This is not like
wells Is is improper, but well, since you're the one
(30:59):
with the name it ends in an S and then
you also have a last name that ends in an S,
that is some tough apostrophe work. Yeah, it's not wells Is.
It's Wells right, there's no Aby gets so much. People
do that, and I especially when it's like you got
you guys is idea or whatever, like he hates that.
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I'm gonna tell you who's not going to say you
guys is Jeff B. Cohen because he went to cal
and he's a lawyer. Guys. This is That was a
really impressive call back at the callback and it was
so very niche. And then we kind of closed the
episode out, I think with Caroline's pizza party thing regnancy announcement. Yeah,
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I kind of wanted more of like Caroline just like
going super hard at her dad for kicking her out
of the business. It's just like I want to thank
everyone for coming out here and oh my god, you know,
like I means so much to me. And also one
thing my dad for fucking kicking me out of this business,
just like WHOA, Okay, so I can have all this sauce.
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And then I love Caitlin's pregnancy announcement that anyone with
two eyes new already and cal we can And also
like women are so much more in tune with this
stuff than than men are. But like, I have two sisters,
it's not hard to realize when someone's pregnant if you
if they drink normally and if like you do a
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couple of things and they're not drinking, or like they're
just holding the same glass of wine and you're like,
you're pregnant. Good clue. True. I gotta say I love
the show. I do. I don't know if we're the
only six people watching it, but I love the show.
I think so not this podcast take her to leave
it with this podcast, but the hills I love. I
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want to know what your favorite part of the episode was,
So two part question, what was your favorite part of
the episode, and then what has been your favorite part
of the Sea is in thus far, I would honestly
say my favorite part of this episode was justin Bobby's
performance because of the way that they put it all together.
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I mean, I was laughing out loud. It just it
was hilarious. I loved it so much. I loved it
so so so much. And then favorite part of the
whole show thus far would probably just be Jason and Ashley.
I really have like enjoyed seeing how Jason has just
gotten it together and how he's been there more for
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Ashley and I just think it's amazing to see. They've
been my favorite. So my favorite part of this episode
was a little piece of Caroline. She's talking to her
dad about the pizza part, like pizza business, and then
she made a pizza pun which I really enjoyed. She
said it was nice to get a piece of his support,
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and I really enjoyed the pizza fun. So that was
my favorite part of the episode. And then I have
to say my favorite part of the season was the
It was actually this episode two Spencer and Heidi doing
the crystals on the live and I really want to
be on one of those lives. So I'll have to
hand it over to Justin Bobby too. I mean just
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any scene with him is amazing, but especially this episode.
I will also say in this episode, I kind of
I rolled a little bit with the whole Pratt financial
woes because weren't they one the ones that spend like
seven thousand dollars on groceries last episode And I'm like,
maybe just don't do that. But um, my favorite scene
from this season in general, very early on, I want
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to say, was maybe episode two or three, maybe episode two. Um,
Brody and Caitlin were like sitting down talking about how
they're still like like how are you, how have you been?
YadA YadA, and it was like super awkward. But then
Brodie was like, you know, like you last year was
really hard on me because you left and then I
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saw that you started dating a girl and I had
no idea that you were into girls. And then Caitlin
was like, Brodie, like we've had our fun and literally
brodie spaces went boom. And I thought that scene was
so brilliant because he literally got so burned in like
a matter of one sentence. Anybody catch onto that, I mean,
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I want to go in reverse order that. My favorite
things in the Hills this this season two is the
random time Brody was in the bathtub with the random girl,
just because I the logistics of it. I was like,
what are they doing in there? How did he convince
her to do this? How did he get convinced to
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do this? What's happening? Because it was just like one
week after we had the gratuitous shower scene, which I loved,
I love all of it. I love it all, and
then everything JB. I mean just that justin Bobby has
the like balls to do an interview with a leather
jacket and no shirt, like I love it. He is
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so justin Bobby, Bobby Rocks, man, Bobby Rocks. What about you,
wells it was a very bachelor edit with the old
people at the concert that was a very like bachelory thing,
and so of course yes, you know, as someone who
helps make those shows, I was like, oh, this is good,
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and I can tell you like the behind the scenes
of it all, because that's not really how it went down.
Like old people weren't hating it, but there was some
producer who was like, this is gonna be so weird
when he starts playing and there's all these old people,
so make sure we get a bunch of like weird
shots of them because we're gonna cut it in. And
so like, just in terms of the logistics of making
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the episode, there was some producer who had this vision
and then like, good for them, it was amazing. Who
had the intense scene with the squirrel or the parrot?
Somebody on your show in Paradise was like opening up
their heart to like an animal, Claire Clare iconic. It
was to a raccoon. Raccoons, Oh, I know I did
(37:15):
this day. They were endgame because Claire and Dale were
end games, either raccoon or Anyways, it's a great season.
I think we're the only ones watching it. But you know,
if any of your friends are watching the show and
they don't know about this podcast, tell them about it.
Any closing thoughts, guys, nervous about palm springs. I've said it,
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I must say it again. Nervous. I can't wait. I'm
gonna get weird. All right, Well, thanks for helping me
out today, guys. And are we going to have a
guest next week or is just like now the new
the new thing. I don't know, We'll see. Not mad
at this really phoning or in these things cast on
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I Heart Radio, Apple podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts.
It's the Internet.
Run it. This is a Wells cast with Wells Adams
and I Heart Radio podcast What is going All? Family?
So kids say these days to say fam even they're
not talking about their family, which is dumb because I
(00:22):
like my friends so much more than my family. If
my parents don't listen, they don't listen to this podcast.
It should be friends? What a friends instead of fam?
Some people my family I can't stand, you know, I
can't deal the CHRISTI everyone can relate to that. Speaking
of friends, a bunch of friends who live in the
Hollywood Hills? Is there where we think they live though?
(00:44):
Because I don't think that they live in the Hollywood Hills.
I think that they live in like Malibu, Calabasas area.
How's everybody doing. I hope we had a good week.
What have we learned this week? We learned that Jeff
Bezos baldass shot a giant dildo up in the sky.
Is that kind of it? Anything that's big happen, that's
kind of it? Yeah? I mean good for Jeff Bezos.
(01:05):
You know, he made a lot of money off of
a lot of people stuck at home having to order
crap from Amazon to their house. And what does he
do with that money, does he put it back into society? Now?
Does he help clear a bunch of teachers wish lists?
He takes himself, his brother, and some old lady and
(01:30):
a young kid into space America. That's what America is
all about, leaving America to go open a space. I
sometimes think that we're living the simulation, like it's getting crazy.
Like every time I try the news, I'm like, Wow, really,
what's happening. We've got a space race between a bunch
of billionaires. We got Richard Branson, We've got Jeff Bezos,
(01:54):
and we got Elon Musk being like, Who's because bigger?
How can we decide who Penis is larger? Whoever builds
the biggest spaceship? That's how what is this? Spaceballs super
excited about the episode today because once again we're not
bringing on a guest from the show, because we've ripped
(02:14):
through everybody. Let's be fair. We're trying to get the
Pratt's financial advisor on the show, but we couldn't find
her because we're actually not sure if that person really
exists in the world or if an actor. So we
were once again bringing all the producers from the Wells
cast slash Hills Cast onto the show to talk about
the show today. It's gonna be a good one. We're
talking to everything from crystals to palm springs, to Justin
(02:37):
Bobby wearing leather jacket with no shirt on underneath, to
the Wallace Foundation, to Caitlin finally admitting that she's pregnant,
even though we all knew she was pregnant, because if
you've watched the interviews, you're like, yeah, she's pregnant, right right.
It's gonna be a fun one. Stick around back Hills cast.
(03:10):
Welcoming back into the show. We have Hanna, we have Amy,
we have Danielle, and we have Riley. Welcome back to
the show again. We don't have a guest this week
because I think we just kind of run through everyone.
I kind of want to get Caitlin's new boyfriend on
the show, just being like what did you get yourself into.
We'll do that a little bit later. We'll talk about
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who could possibly get on the show. I wanted Lauren
the financial planner. Do we think that she's qualified or
she's like an actress? She's just cute and like knows
a couple financial lingo terms. Yeah, she knows some some
like econ buzzwords. She like works in the accounting department
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at Viacom, and they're just like, just go in there
and tell them. Some just say you're in the red
to throw out g EP bottom line and marketing and
it'll be great. So here's the thing about the Hills
that I have a problem with is sometimes I think
they lean too hard into drama and they don't lean
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hard enough into like the actual lives of these people,
which is why we're all kind of tuning in. And
I thought this episode was, I don't know, a good
barometer or litmus test for MTV to realize that you
can just follow their lives and it's still very interesting
and compelling without like all the craziness. It seemed like
(04:36):
this episode was very much these are adults trying to
do adulting things. I love everything that was happening exactly
how you're saying. Number one, the thoughts that go through
my mind were, how did they have that party during
COVID with all those like Grandma's there also Jason Waller's
grandmother beautiful? Was that his grandma or his mom? Either way? Beautiful?
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Caitlin's pregnant, we knew it glad she revealed it. I mean,
so much happening. I guess, Caroline, is this nick now
a part of the show. I didn't know who she
was other than like I thought that she was going
to be the chick that Caitlin hooks up with, and
then like that didn't happen, and now all of a sudden,
it's sauce girl this fucking show. I did not know. Yeah,
(05:19):
I don't know where she came from. I don't understand
like that. There was like bad blood with her and
her dad and the pizza company, but like now this
is the thing. So anyways, welcome to the show, Caroline.
Are we happy that she's on the show. Have you
ever had Dame Morris pizza? By the way, Like, have
you ever had it? Once? Oh my god, it's unfortunate
that they had like a little tiff in the relationship
(05:40):
because that pizza is bomb, Like it's so good? Is
it like an l A thing? They definitely have a
place in Malibu, And then I know they have a
food truck because I used to hire it for a
bunch of events I used to do. But but yeah,
it's it's an l A thing. Got herself that boyfriend
real flask too. Yeah, I know now he's on the show.
They showed it and that he the little Chiron that
(06:02):
said Caroline's boyfriend. Frankie's watching this show being like Caroline's
boyfriends now in this show and they keep cutting me out.
This is both And she's so cute, Jen I could
use a little more of her, but we don't get
anything from her now. We're happy that she's like now
part of the show, or we're like, take her to
leave it. I'm indifferent. Take her to leave it. I
don't care. It feels very mishe to me, like just
(06:23):
throw in somebody. But she seems a little random to me.
But I like her. Yeah, I feel like she is
really there to drive storyline and plot for Caitlin totally agree.
Speaking of people that weren't on the show. And now
we're on the show, Danny, Danny's holding on like by
a thread right now, Like how many more episodes until
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Danny's like this is over? I thought this was gonna
be it. I really did. What do you think the
real issue is? Because Brandon seems like a nice guy,
she's young. Let let me break this down with you,
because this really like I was like what's happening. So
you know, her big thing with Brandon was like, how
could you not tell me this girl was going to
be at the party? What if I started talking to
(07:03):
her and became friends with her? And my thought was like, Okay,
that'd be great, Like was anyone else, Like, oh, that
would have been horrible? Like who cares? Like it's not
the end of the world if that happened. That's like
every Bachelor season is that they're all dating the same
guy and then they all become like best friends. So
Danny just seas to watch the Bachelor and just cool
(07:24):
the jets. I wonder if like there is a lot more,
if Brandon's like a bigger temper, or like there's something
that like we're missing. I feel like there's we're missing
something with this whole relationship. I don't think so that's
the whole thing. I think she's just young, so she's
like cares about these things that like who cares? They're
so over he likes you, it's a tiki party cares.
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So think Brandon is way too Danny than she is
into him, Like by far, I think he likes her
way more. I have a theory Danny looks like one
of Brodie's aram of women. There's a world in which
Danny starts dating Brodie. I just I know this is crazy,
but I think it's a possibility. It's not crazy. Well,
(08:08):
it's not crazy because at that weird dinner where did
Brodie bring two girls to a random dinner that I
couldn't even figure out what was happening or where it was.
And Audrina was there and it could have been Danny.
They all looked like that was so weird. Someone explained
that to me, what was that dinner? And why would
Brodie bring two girls with Audrina the two chicks he's
(08:31):
having a threesome with, and then they put him next
to Audrina? Too random? It was so random, And she's all, yeah,
I didn't really know who was going to be here.
I'm like me either, girls is weird. Danny's like got
one foot out the door. I guess I feel like
they're just together right now, just so like the show
can continue, but like whatever. Then we go over to
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Adrina's house, Caitlin and brand new character Caroline Caroline are
there like packing up boxes. That was weird, right beyond weird.
First of all, she had like a couple of plastic bins,
which was super weird. Second of all, that's like the
last like really, Caitlyn's gonna borrow boxes from Audrina, the
girl who's kind of dating her ex husband. Like it
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was so and like that's not even moving boxes. Those
are like tupperware bins from Target that you store like
your winter sweaters in. Like I was just like, what's happening. Yeah, Also,
you guys are in your thirties, just higher moving cruise.
Let's be adults about this. I did laugh though, when
Caitlin was talking about how the boyfriend has like all
this great furniture and art or whatever he had, and
(09:37):
she's like, my stuff sucks. I want to meet the
boyfriend much more than I want to like see Caitlyn stuff,
because I feel like he is cool, got a vibe
to him. The timeline is so fuzzy for me too,
because it's like when did they shoot this? And then
she's pregnant, like and then I've been following her on
social media, so she is very pregnant now, like in July.
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So it's just like I don't know the time. I'm
so fuzzy. When we had Caitlin on the show, she
had said that they were dating for like a year
and then she got pregnant. I mean that's now probably
two years ago they started dating. I guess that's why
it's so weird when she went to San Diego and
was kind of like chatting up j B and sort
of was saying she was so low, because it's like
she wasn't really so low, and also how do you
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define dating once she was pregnant. She just was like,
I gotta get this guy on the show now because
I think this is gonna stick. Yeah. I mean if
I was a producer on the show, though, I'll be like, yeah,
let's get this boyfriend in here, put him in front
of Brody, make it awkward, like that's what I want.
And then all of a sudden she has knocked up
and it's like, oh my god, this was jackpot And
it feels like that's weirdly coming. There's definitely in the
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teaser sort of a weird Caitlin Brody conversation coming. We
can talk about that right now. Brody annoys me with
like his entitlement over all these people, like I don't
understand she doesn't really, I'm sorry, but dude, like she
doesn't owe you anything. At this point, you've made out
with Audrina on the show, You're showing up to dinners
with like two other chicks. This girl's like in a relationship.
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She's moved in with this guy. Like, you don't get
to be upset that she's like moved on having a kid,
doing the one thing that like you wouldn't give her.
And I love it. I love eute. Can I just
have the Brodie show? Like I love this? Just the hair, Yeah,
the hair's it's it's in a bad spot right now,
not long enough, so he kind of almost looks like
(11:27):
a medieval page boy hairstyle. So it's definitely pandemic hair,
you know, like all the guys kind of grew it
out a little bit and it's in the awkward phase
of where it's not long enough, not short enough, haven't
gotten a haircut in a little bit. That's where it's
at right now. I could use a shower or a
bath to Brodie scene again, those were a real treat
in the beginning. But it's not just the hair, Like
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what does he put in it to make it like
stiff like that, Like it feels like very much just
like an odd hair texture. I don't know, he hasn't
washed it in days. Yeah, I was gonna say, that's
what you call Greece. I love that he's bringing those
random girls. I love his like undying loyalty to his
former nemesis Spencer. Like I just love all of it.
(12:10):
I'm like, what, like, oh my god, this is so great.
He's making some interesting scenes. So all the guys going
and hang out together, and you know, it's it's kind
of like the tea up into like Spencer and Heidi's
like financial woes. So then we go over to the
Pratt's house. What is the name of the financial advisor? Lauren?
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And Lauren with no last name because I googled her
for hours last night and I can't she can't be
found by just Lauren. Yeah, nothing, nothing. If she was
really a business advisor, she would be milking this for
all that sort. This is great pub and so this
is why I don't think that she's a real business advisor.
I think that she's just someone from MTVS accounting division
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that was like, get in there and try to help
him out. I guess I agree, because otherwise, at least
we would have known her name something. I was a
little sad that like to hear, and again, everything is
with a grain of salt, you don't really know what's true.
Like it was sad to hear of their financial issues
and that their business was failing, and like that sort
of was sad. I guess it made me feel kind
(13:16):
of bad. Same, here's the truth. We we make fun
of the Pratts, but also like they have to know
that they've put themselves in this situation, like they're allowing
this storyline to be a thing, and they're allowing themselves
to kind of be made fun of it. I don't
want anyone to be in the red and to have
financial woes. Spencer's very very candid about like not really
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having a high business acumen i Q, which is totally fine,
but if you are going to have a business, you
have to know that if this gets showcased on a
TV show, everyone's will be like, dude, you should have
a business advisor, you should have an accountant and a
c p A like doing these things. Like the reason
why your business is probably not doing super awesome is
because you're not thinking of these things. And maybe this
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is like a good wake up call for you guys.
You know well and Brody God bless him did call
them out on all the Gucci clothes, which they said
was pre pandemic. All that went through my head. I
don't know about you guys, was like, well, thank god
you got this Hill's money, because you're gonna be getting
paid a pretty penny for this thing. Lauren was like,
you need to you stop spending like money on marketing.
And it's true, like I don't know how many Instagram
(14:20):
followers they have because they've blocked me, but like you
do have a large following, so you need to use that.
You should absolutely be utilizing that. And then they did it.
They did that live and they you know, they had
their kind of like yard sale, and I was like,
this is a really good idea. Sarah Clex all kinds
of crystals, all kinds of rocks. Now she's all into
this thing. I buy a lot of these crystals and
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stones and stuff as guest, because like, what do you
give someone who's cut? She's got everything? And I was
sitting there thinking like I don't know if there is
some like and I'm sure there is, but like so
I'm like big name brand crystal people, Oh yeah, the
Pratts are this is a really good business idea, and
I thought that whole thing was really really smart and
that's what they should be doing. He has one million
followers and Spencer has half a million. That's a lot,
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a lot. How did they buy a sixty five thousand
dollar crystal that cost ten thousand dollars to move? They
put themselves out there with like showcases on the troubles
of the business. But it is genius. I'll give them this.
You guys, allowing the world to know about your financial
woes has also shown a lot of people your business
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and now people who are into crystals, like I'm gonna
buy a Pratt Daddy crystal. You gotta give Spencer Pratt
credit for being what's the saying crazy like a fox.
He is whip smart because he's like, if I open
up about my financial woes, I'm going to have to
show all my businesses and then people will buy my crystals.
It's like straight genius. Katie Kirk wanted one of his crystals.
(15:48):
She like went over to their his house and I
think she either gave her crystal or bought a crystal.
She wanted to see his hummingbirds. That is America's favorite.
I can't Katie Curriic was just buying crystals. It's a thing.
Sarah on full moons put some out so they can
get energized by the moon's juju. I don't know what's
(16:11):
going on, but it's a thing. So anyways, everyone go
buy some Pratt Daddy crystals because we got to get
them out of the red and into the Green. Baby.
If they were smart, they'd unblock you. We're here to hell. No.
I kind of like it. Now, what an amazing dinner
party story that I have that comes up a lot.
Anyone blocked you and you're like, well, in fact, yes,
(16:35):
past the lamb shank. First of all, Jason's childhood home,
Greez Louise bro I know that's what I'm saying this.
His family is so beautiful. Maybe the Pratt should be
nicer to Jason because it seems like they could afford
some crystals. Guys, that whole party was rich. Was that
at his childhood home? It was that was antsy? Was
(17:00):
it was nice? Is it time to talk about Justin
Bobby's performance for the Grammys. First, I want to give
some love to Jason and like the Red Songbird Foundation,
because we've had Jason and Ashley on the show a bunch,
and they've obviously talked about this a lot. And one
of my complaints always when he comes on our show
to talk about the Hills is that, like, I don't
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feel like they give you guys like enough time in
the edit, Like you guys get cut out, like you
actually have something important to say. You know, you are
trying to raise money for a real problem that you have,
like a real solution to with the Red Songbar Foundation.
And I was really really happy that they gave a
lot of airtime to that thing. They they shone the
(17:43):
light on, you know, obviously the problem that we have
this country, which which is addiction. Anyways, I was just
happy that they did that. But I also want to
give props to the amazing camera work that MTV utilized
by making sure they got awkward shots of really old people.
I'm sure that it wasn't all just from watching the
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Bobby Band, so genius. I so agree where they get
all those grandma's, great looking grandma's, but it was just like,
oh my god, And in COVID, I was so I
was stressed during that whole situation, so many blue hairs
being like, what the fuck is Bobby Rocks and it
was just amazing. And the fact that he opens up
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with where the drugs at is beautiful. Come to find out,
that's an anti drug song. I'm sure that he explained
that probably before he started singing that song, but they
cut it out and then they had that that like amazing,
Like all those shots. I think that justin Bobby is
super cool. I do. I don't really. I don't know
(18:48):
his music well enough. They don't really kind of like
let him sing enough on the show. I'm not sure
if it's because like they're trying to save money to
the like pay him. I don't know. But here's the thing.
The name of his band needs to change, because Bobby
Rocks is not it's like a classic rock band from
like the eighties. That doesn't do it for me. Jared
Letto's band is thirty seconds to Mars. You know, it's
(19:10):
not like Jared Letto kicks ass like that's something you know.
But bon Jovi? What about bon Jovi? Yeah, but it's
not bon Jovi's good at playing guitar. That's the name
of the band. You're implying that your band is good
by the name of your band, and people need to
make that decision for themselves because you're saying it's Rocks,
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like it rocks. Yes, I was trying to remember from
back in the day on the Hills Justin Bobby. That's
not even his name he had, like, okay, so his
name is Justin Brescia, and I thought that the whole
Justin Bobby thing came around because like he changed his
name or Audrina didn't know his name. Can somebody get
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us the like, his middle name is Robert, isn't Bobby
usually like yes, yes, but I think he was Bobby
and then he was changing it to Justin. Okay, this
is fuzzy, and again people are going to get mad
because I should know this. But I think he was
Bobby and then he was changing it to Justin, which
(20:15):
is why they all started calling him Justin Bobby because
they like didn't know. There was definitely some sort of
like bit with that. So maybe he's kind of wink
wink like Bobby Rocks because it's just all in. We're
all in on the joke. Yeah, I don't know. I
think he's super cool and like probably like a really
good front man. I just don't like the name of
the band and that's so petty, and like, this is
(20:37):
the name of your band's Bobby Rocks. Like what, okay,
I got it. So Adrina knew him as Bobby, but
when they started filming, he said, just call me Bobby
because Robert's my middle name, so just call me Bobby.
But she kept slipping up, saying Justin sometimes Bobby sometimes,
and so production was like, wait, who's Justin? Who's Bobby?
(20:58):
And then Justin Bobby just came. I think he messed
that up. You said she knew him as Bobby, but
she knew him as Justin. Then he said call me Bobby. Sorry.
Then they all started calling him Justin Bobby. Yes, correct,
I thought that's what I said, but I messed it up.
Then it's totally fine, We're here for it, and then
it then it became JB. And it's just like all
of it is amazing. But wells more important than Bobby Rocks.
(21:22):
Does he rock enough to rock no shirt with a
leather jacket for a one on one interview with an
MTV producer. He makes some bold fashioned choices, all right,
and you gotta you gotta love him for going for
(21:43):
the gold. I gotta say that I think he does
somehow he's pull he pulls it off. I also very
confused at the temperature Justin Bobby's body temperature always because
it's either like way too hot out all I'm gonna
wear like a vest with no or like a Jeane
jack whatever it was. And then sometimes he wears like
two Jean jackets on top of one another, and I'm like,
(22:06):
how cold is it in Calabasas right now? It doesn't
matter what I think about Justin Bobby's fashion, Ladies, what
do you think about Justin Bobby's fashion? I mean, I
just I don't think I took him seriously in the
interview when he was trying to be all serious talking
about how his song was anti drugs and he was
sitting there with no shirt on, Like, I just think
(22:28):
it was the wrong time for him to have no
shirt on in an interview. But I don't know. I
respect that he does what he wants, but it's it's
definitely his style, in his style only I don't hate it.
I actually think, like, I'm like, your style is pretty cool.
I just wouldn't date you, you you know what I mean?
But like, I like it. I love everything about him.
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Do you remember the movie the Jack Black gem called
School of Rock. Obviously that's where we found I Carley
Miranda Cosgro exactly. Well. In the final scene when they
are at the Battle of the Bands, they go up
against a band that ends up beating them spoiler if
anyone hasn't seen School of Rock. But the guitar player
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that is in the opposing band wears like a cut
off vest that's like goes up to his belly button
and like no, it's like leather and there's no sleeves.
And every time I look at Justin Bobby, I just
see that guy. Is that a good thing or a
bad thing? I think it's a good thing because they
won the Battle of the Bands. Yeah, well you need
(23:32):
to ask him to do a body roll if you
ever in person, just like the guy in the movie.
Did you know that that guy is now? I think
he's a d A no joke. Okay, I don't want
to be a topper, but I'll give you one o
the Goonies. You know the Goonies. You know Chunk from
the Goonies is like a pretty prominent attorney truffle Shuffle
(23:56):
and I went to college with him. Thank you nice.
Love that movie. He left me a message once on
my answering machine and this is not I am not
making this up. He won't deny it. He said, Amy,
it's Jeff B. Cohen Chunk from Gooney on my answering machine.
And I don't know what I love more is that
(24:17):
he gave his middle initial or that he also called
out that he was Chunk. Yeah. Do you think that?
Like Michael B. Jordan calls people and it's like, hey,
it's Michael B. Jordan's you might have remembered me from
the Black Panther in case you thought it was the
basketball player. I wanted to clarify. Wait, Amy, can we
(24:39):
get Chunk on the show? As like the Wells cast
guest a hundred percent? He wrote a book too, and
he's smart. I went to cal like he is smart.
I bet he's thin now he is. That's the other
thing he's he's thin. I don't know if he can
still do the remember when he like not the truffle shuffle,
but he like could make his stuff mc roll. Yeah,
(25:01):
man know he's the word. Do you know you guys
have seen the Goonies? Right? Yeah, Wells, I will send
that email stat like so you guys can do a
deep dive into the goonies and being a lawyer. Yeah,
it would be great. Please asked him if he possibly
remembers leaving that on my voicemail, which was an answering
machine with a full cassette tape. We're gonna open with that,
(25:22):
Like I knew, he grew up to be a skinny guy.
That's like Jerry O'Connell from stand By Me. You know,
he's like the fat kid and stand by Me and
now well he's now he's Jerry O'Connell. That's also somebody
I want to have on the Welles cast because I
worship Jerry O'Connell so much. When you have Jerry O'Connell on,
you must ask him about when he went to a
baseball game with Lieutenant Dan Gary Sinise. He has a
(25:44):
great story. Let's just get the entire cast of stand
By Me, Sands River Phoenix for obvious reasons on because
Corey Feldman, Will Wheaton nothing better than Will Wheaton. So
you guys back in the day, like for the young ones,
like deciding who your favorite member of one direction was
is what it was to us of deciding who we
(26:06):
love the most. From stand By Me, it was like,
do I love River Phoenix or Will Wheaton? More like
I don't. I don't know that I can answer that.
Have you guys seen stand by me? Sadly? I have not?
Oh my god, across styles who wants to see a
dead body? I mean god, I could go on for
days with the lines from that movie. Key for Sutherland
(26:30):
is like six and the call sheet You're like, wait what,
Oh my god? Stephen King wrote that. Stephen King wrote
that movie. Um, isn't the brother that Will Wheaton's older brother,
John Cusack up Like, I don't want to have to
go to the Internet, but I'm going to have to.
We've by the way, we've lost. I'm pretty sure we've lost.
(26:50):
Everybody listening to this, they're like what they're talking about?
Don't care? Also, I was correct the brother was John Cusack.
He has like barely a scene. Richard Dryft is in
as well. Anyways, al right, back to Richard dry This
is the older Will Wheaton, back to the hills and
(27:12):
the tragic foreshadowing that River Phoenix's character dies. It's too much,
too much, Okay, let's move on. Sometimes I just google
but just one more one with Olday. Sometimes on a
random Tuesday. I just google River Phoenix. Yeah, I just
just to know things. Oh continue, um okay. So then
everyone goes to the dinner except for the Wallers. I guess.
(27:37):
Brodie shows up with two chicks, which is awesome. Spencer
and Heidi show up. I want to know because they
all mentioned how they're always like the they show up
blast or whatever. It's like their thing. But I want
to know, like, is it comically late, Like is it
like an hour and a half late? Because here's my thing.
If I was a part of that group, I'd be like, guys,
I'm ordering food now because I have to get up
(27:59):
tomorrow and I'm hungry. And this was seven o'clock, it's
now nine thirty and they're not here yet. Such a question,
and our producers giving them a later pick up just
to manipulate it. Absolutely, listen, bring in your own booze,
good call. But you do got to pay a quark
and fee, guys. And that's the thing, right, I know,
sometimes that's more expensive. That's why nobody brings their own cake.
(28:23):
The cake cutting fee is outrageous. Oh. The other thing
is though, like you know MTVS picking up the tab.
But these dinners, right, yeah, or the restaurants plumping it. Yeah, anyways, Stine,
I know it's good. It's good. The Prats are like,
we're gonna go do this Palm Springs healing trip where
they're all going to take payote and find their chakras
(28:45):
or whatever, which sounds awesome by the way, Like I
would love to go on this trip with all of them.
Justin Bobbie has to like convince them to invite the Wallers.
Do you think that the Wallers will go to this?
I do. I don't think they should, but I do
think do you think that there's going to be a
scene in like a sweat lodge with like a witch
(29:07):
doctor like fanning them with smoke or something, and they're
gonna be yelling at each other, because that's just what
I hope for. Here's the thing this made the press.
Some drama goes down because it leaked into the press
that there was drama in Palm Springs. So it's like,
we know something bad is coming. I think we've got
two more episodes. So Heidi seems like more open to
(29:30):
invite the Wallers than Spencer does. Like he all, he's like, yeah,
you know whatever, I wonder if like this is gonna
be a moment of contention between them, with Heidi being like,
we need to extend the olive branch, and you know,
Spencer want to double down. Never, I've never seen them fight.
Never ye thieves, for sure, they're not. They're always on
(29:50):
the same team as the kids say they are ride
or die. Yeah, which, by the way, I hate that
saying so much. Another good term, how their endgame. It's
a good one to Danielle loves that one. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
explain that one to me because in my world, like
the end game is like your what you're trying to
(30:13):
accomplish at the end of everything. Is that not what
an endgame is? Yeah? Sure, I mean like endgame is
like these are the two people that end up together,
they're like forever their endgame, Like they all get married.
If you're dating someone, are you guys endgame? Are you
gonna so? Would it be like in in Paradise, like
Grocery Joe is dating a bunch of girls, but you
(30:36):
would be like he's endgame with Kendall. Yeah, like Kendall's
his endgame or like for example, like Sarah was wells
his endgame? Fair? That's fair, It's a long con at work,
you know, in perfect grammar. I've always wondered this because
I think it's was wells endgame. This is not like
wells Is is improper, but well, since you're the one
(30:59):
with the name it ends in an S and then
you also have a last name that ends in an S,
that is some tough apostrophe work. Yeah, it's not wells Is.
It's Wells right, there's no Aby gets so much. People
do that, and I especially when it's like you got
you guys is idea or whatever, like he hates that.
(31:23):
I'm gonna tell you who's not going to say you
guys is Jeff B. Cohen because he went to cal
and he's a lawyer. Guys. This is That was a
really impressive call back at the callback and it was
so very niche. And then we kind of closed the
episode out, I think with Caroline's pizza party thing regnancy announcement. Yeah,
(31:46):
I kind of wanted more of like Caroline just like
going super hard at her dad for kicking her out
of the business. It's just like I want to thank
everyone for coming out here and oh my god, you know,
like I means so much to me. And also one
thing my dad for fucking kicking me out of this business,
just like WHOA, Okay, so I can have all this sauce.
(32:07):
And then I love Caitlin's pregnancy announcement that anyone with
two eyes new already and cal we can And also
like women are so much more in tune with this
stuff than than men are. But like, I have two sisters,
it's not hard to realize when someone's pregnant if you
if they drink normally and if like you do a
(32:29):
couple of things and they're not drinking, or like they're
just holding the same glass of wine and you're like,
you're pregnant. Good clue. True. I gotta say I love
the show. I do. I don't know if we're the
only six people watching it, but I love the show.
I think so not this podcast take her to leave
it with this podcast, but the hills I love. I
(32:49):
want to know what your favorite part of the episode was,
So two part question, what was your favorite part of
the episode, and then what has been your favorite part
of the Sea is in thus far, I would honestly
say my favorite part of this episode was justin Bobby's
performance because of the way that they put it all together.
(33:10):
I mean, I was laughing out loud. It just it
was hilarious. I loved it so much. I loved it
so so so much. And then favorite part of the
whole show thus far would probably just be Jason and Ashley.
I really have like enjoyed seeing how Jason has just
gotten it together and how he's been there more for
(33:32):
Ashley and I just think it's amazing to see. They've
been my favorite. So my favorite part of this episode
was a little piece of Caroline. She's talking to her
dad about the pizza part, like pizza business, and then
she made a pizza pun which I really enjoyed. She
said it was nice to get a piece of his support,
(33:55):
and I really enjoyed the pizza fun. So that was
my favorite part of the episode. And then I have
to say my favorite part of the season was the
It was actually this episode two Spencer and Heidi doing
the crystals on the live and I really want to
be on one of those lives. So I'll have to
hand it over to Justin Bobby too. I mean just
(34:16):
any scene with him is amazing, but especially this episode.
I will also say in this episode, I kind of
I rolled a little bit with the whole Pratt financial
woes because weren't they one the ones that spend like
seven thousand dollars on groceries last episode And I'm like,
maybe just don't do that. But um, my favorite scene
from this season in general, very early on, I want
(34:39):
to say, was maybe episode two or three, maybe episode two. Um,
Brody and Caitlin were like sitting down talking about how
they're still like like how are you, how have you been?
YadA YadA, and it was like super awkward. But then
Brodie was like, you know, like you last year was
really hard on me because you left and then I
(35:00):
saw that you started dating a girl and I had
no idea that you were into girls. And then Caitlin
was like, Brodie, like we've had our fun and literally
brodie spaces went boom. And I thought that scene was
so brilliant because he literally got so burned in like
a matter of one sentence. Anybody catch onto that, I mean,
(35:23):
I want to go in reverse order that. My favorite
things in the Hills this this season two is the
random time Brody was in the bathtub with the random girl,
just because I the logistics of it. I was like,
what are they doing in there? How did he convince
her to do this? How did he get convinced to
(35:44):
do this? What's happening? Because it was just like one
week after we had the gratuitous shower scene, which I loved,
I love all of it. I love it all, and
then everything JB. I mean just that justin Bobby has
the like balls to do an interview with a leather
jacket and no shirt, like I love it. He is
(36:05):
so justin Bobby, Bobby Rocks, man, Bobby Rocks. What about you,
wells it was a very bachelor edit with the old
people at the concert that was a very like bachelory thing,
and so of course yes, you know, as someone who
helps make those shows, I was like, oh, this is good,
(36:25):
and I can tell you like the behind the scenes
of it all, because that's not really how it went down.
Like old people weren't hating it, but there was some
producer who was like, this is gonna be so weird
when he starts playing and there's all these old people,
so make sure we get a bunch of like weird
shots of them because we're gonna cut it in. And
so like, just in terms of the logistics of making
(36:46):
the episode, there was some producer who had this vision
and then like, good for them, it was amazing. Who
had the intense scene with the squirrel or the parrot?
Somebody on your show in Paradise was like opening up
their heart to like an animal, Claire Clare iconic. It
was to a raccoon. Raccoons, Oh, I know I did
(37:15):
this day. They were endgame because Claire and Dale were
end games, either raccoon or Anyways, it's a great season.
I think we're the only ones watching it. But you know,
if any of your friends are watching the show and
they don't know about this podcast, tell them about it.
Any closing thoughts, guys, nervous about palm springs. I've said it,
(37:38):
I must say it again. Nervous. I can't wait. I'm
gonna get weird. All right, Well, thanks for helping me
out today, guys. And are we going to have a
guest next week or is just like now the new
the new thing. I don't know, We'll see. Not mad
at this really phoning or in these things cast on
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